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...and with
the promotional discount,
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combined with your Auto Club
discount your refill...
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Ah, it says outside that you
also honor competitor's coupons.
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That is true.
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So, including that,
your total is...
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Uh, looks like we owe you
three dollars.
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( Sighs)
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Sir, this price war
is bleeding us dry.
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We can't keep selling propane
at a loss.
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Yeah, well, I ain't
never lost a price war,
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and I don't intend
to start now.
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Passions always run so high
around Propane Expo.
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Uh, Joe Jack, give me a hand
outside with the sign.
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Sure, honey.
What's up?
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You're fired!
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There. Now I just saved us
400 bucks a week.
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Wait!
I need this job!
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Sorry, no room
in the lifeboat!
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Well, I guess that's how shoes
get stuck in trees.
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And purses.
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Hey, baby doll!
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The radio just said
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Brownsville Station are doing
a reunion tour--
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"Still Smokin'
In The Boys' Room!"
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Brownsville Station
is your favorite band ever!
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They inspired him
to play guitar.
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And to smoke.
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Let's go to the Agora Theater
and get us some tickets.
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Can I come?
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I don't have shoes.
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The Station's not about shoes.
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They're about rock.
Come on!
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Smokin' in the boys' room,
yeah
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Smokin' in the boys' room...
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Thatherton's doing it again,
Hank.
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He's up to 3-for-1.
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Now, when Mr. Strickland
comes back,
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he's gonna want the "4."
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It's our job to say
we can't find it.
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You know who
was a really good liar?
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Joe Jack.
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He'll be okay.
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I got him a job at the Propane
Expo this weekend.
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You know, to tide him over.
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Oh, that's great.
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What's he doing?
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Uh, he's wearing
a sandwich board.
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He's gonna be
the restroom arrow guy.
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( Fist thuds )
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We can't go on
like this, Hank!
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The more we sell,
the more we lose!
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The more we lose,
the more we selll
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I'm-I'm-I'm having
a panic attack!
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Enrique, get a grip.
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Get your heads out of the oven,
folks!
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I hired those fellas
from the American Chopper show
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to make an appearance
at the Expo.
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I love those guys...
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the way they fight
and build motorcycles!
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Yeah, yeah, well,
right now they in Dallas
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building a bike for some
billionaire computer geek,
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but I convinced them
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to make a little detour
to Arlen.
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You take that,
you son of a bitch!
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I got myself
some basic cable TV stars!
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Huh, I would've thought
big-name guests like that
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would charge an awfully steep
appearance fee.
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Well, that depends
on where $20,000 sits
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on your steepness radar.
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$20,0007 Sir, I'm not sure
this is the best use
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of our limited
financial resources.
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Well, I am!
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From now on, whenever people
watch American Chopper,
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they'll think
Strickland Propane.
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(gasps): Like
whenever I see a blimp,
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I think of that company,
you know...
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What is it, again?
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Anyway, it's called "branding."
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Ah, you hear
that, That her ton?!
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You hear that AA-17!
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I'm gonna brand
all your asses!
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What are you doing
sitting on your butt?
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We gotta get that bike
on the floor
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of the Javits Center
by Friday.
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I'm reading a magazine.
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You stupid, stupid idiot!
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I'm not sure
these are the guys
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to be representing
Strickland Propane.
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They seem to fight an awful lot.
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Yes, but they are celebrities,
Hank, and studies show
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that people would rather watch
celebrities fight
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than regular people make love.
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Huh. Well, people at work
sure seemed excited about'em.
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Maybe it'll be okay.
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PAUL JR: Hey, Pop,
how do I look on this bike?
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( Crashing sound )
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PAUL SR.: Now you got something
to do, Paulie-- clean that up.
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So, Lucky, when do tickets
go on sale?
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One hour and six days.
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That's a long time to
stand in line without shoes.
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Let's go home
and order tickets
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when they're for sale
on the Internet.
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You want to get the best seats,
don't you?
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Well, how can you tell if
you're first in line
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on the Internet? You can't.
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If I'm here, I can see it
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Line starts behind me.
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ANNOUNCER ON PA.
(indistinct )
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I can't believe
the American Chopper guys
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are here in Arlen!
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Which Tuttle is your favorite?
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Mine's Paul Sr.
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He looks like a walrus
but yells like a man.
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I tell you what, man,
that dang ol' Paulie Jr.'s
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like the dang
ol' show, man.
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That Spider man
bike, man?
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Talkin' 'bout dang
ol epic, man.
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You know, some believe
there was a fourth Tuttle,
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but he fell
into a vat of chrome
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and was turned
into a bitchin' sissy bar.
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Well, I guess Buck was right.
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Look at all these people.
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So, Hank, are they
bringing a motorcycle
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made with propane tanks,
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one that runs on propane,
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or one that just
looks like propane?
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I don't know, Buck handled
all the negotiations.
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Oh, my God.
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It's the state regulatory
commissioner.
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Uh, having a good time,
Commissioner Evers?
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I'm not here to have
a good time, Hill.
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Well, I am.
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Damn it, Dale, you don't
mouth off to a commissioner.
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They give licenses
and they can take them away.
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So, Walter,
what do you think
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your customers
are gonna like better,
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my boys from American Chopper
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or your free refrigerator
magnet, huh?
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{( laughing )
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Hey, Jerry Sandoval,
have some ChapStick--
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You're about
to kiss my ass!
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Afternoon, everyone.
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I'm Buck Strickland
from Strickland Propane
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and I think I know
what you all are here for!
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( Cheering )
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American Chopper rules!
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Now let's have a big Strickland
Propane welcome
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for the guys from
American Chopper
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the two Pauls and Mikey--
presented by Strickland Propane!
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( Crowd cheering )
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We love you, Mikey!
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Let's hear it for Paulie
and Mikey.
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And Pop.
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Boy, if the crowd
is this fired up,
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just wait till
they bring out the bike.
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Way to go, Mikey!
Big time!
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That's what
I'm talkin' about!
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Yes!
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Bring out the bike!
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( Chanting ): Bike! Bike! Bike!
Bike! Bike! Bike! Bike! Bike! Bike!
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Hey, Strickland, is this all
they're gonna do?
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Yeah, they don't even
have a bike!
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I've got magnets!
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I'm going over
to That her ton Fuels
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to get a free pamphlet
from Miss December 1978!
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Uh, sir, what exactly
are they going to do
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for the next half hour?
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I don't really know.
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I'm not a fine print
kind of guy.
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Hey, any of you fellas
bring a chopper?
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A ... a helmet?
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Something?!
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I wanted to bring
the "NASCAR" bike,
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but these chuckle heads
didn't finish it.
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Maybe I could a finished it
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if you would've stopped asking
every five minutes
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when I was gonna finish it.
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Okay, numb nuts, I'm
startin' to get aggravated here.
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( Blows landing )
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Hey, let go
of the hat!
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It bounced off my face!
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Hey, fruitcake,
that's my boy's hat!
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Don't make me come down there
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and use this size 12
on your face!
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( People shouting )
( blows landing )
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Uh, would you join me
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in the singing
of our national anthem?
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Rock and roll!
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Yikes! This
is one ugly story
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about Strickland Propane.
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But it does have
your name in it,
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so it's going right
in the scrapbook.
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We're making those animals
at Natural Gas
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look like choirboys.
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( Both gasping, panting )
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Okay, now,
let's all calm down.
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You're grown men.
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Arlen Hospital can't handle
two bypasses at once.
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Buck, it's the Tuttles.
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They want their appearance fee.
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Yeah. Come on, Buck.
We got work to do.
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You got lucky
this time, That her ton.
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Uh... you're breathing
pretty heavy, sir.
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I'll handle this.
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Could you keep
it short, Hank?
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I got a job interview
on the other line.
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This is Hank Hill,
Assistant Manager,
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and we are not going to
pay you for inciting a riot.
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PAULIE, SR.:
You stupid, stupid idiot!
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Oh, God.
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No time to pray.
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We got to turn things
up a notch.
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I'm going to put
on some cologne
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and renew my
acquaintance
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with Jerry
Sandoval's wife.
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That will show him
we mean business.
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Being bored all day
makes me hungry.
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Not to worry.
I came prepared.
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Let me dip
into our provisions.
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Could I have
a sandwich
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with something on
it besides bread?
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Soon, Bobby.
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Once people start lining up,
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we'll be able to trade for
anything your heart desires:
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lunch meat, pickles,
Brownsville Station bootlegs.
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Oh, good!
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Here's Elvin with
our comfort station.
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I can't go
in a Porta-Potty.
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I'm going to find
a ladies' room.
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Whoal You
can't leave, baby.
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No saves-ies.
It's the Code of the Line.
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But| can't hold it
for five days!
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I have to get going.
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I got homework to do.
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Nuh-uh. You can't
go if I can't go.
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Hold on, Bobby.
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Are you still in school?
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Seventh grade.
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Then run along, professor.
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What about
the Code of the Line?
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The Code acknowledges that
the children are our future.
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I got a call
about the sweepstakes.
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I'm here to pick up
my portable TV.
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HANK:
Over here, Walter.
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What the... What...
What's going on?!
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The sweepstakes was a lie,
Walter.
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But I did get you
each a television.
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I had to test drive
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four minivans just to get them,
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but it'll be worth it
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if I can sit the four
of you down
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and get you
to stop this insanity.
254
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:28,817
They started it!
255
00:11:28,955 --> 00:11:31,515
Mr. Strickland, forgive me,
but shut up.
256
00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:33,956
You're acting like
a baby. You all are.
257
00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:35,789
You're grown businessmen.
258
00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:39,058
We're only hurting ourselves
with this senseless price war.
259
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,564
Why not pool
our experience
260
00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:42,192
to serve our
customers better?
261
00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:43,861
And stop insulting them
262
00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:46,632
by charging less than
our product is really worth.
263
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,573
It would be nice
to charge enough
264
00:11:49,776 --> 00:11:51,437
to at least break even.
265
00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:54,239
Yeah, sure. But then one of you
bastards will undercut me!
266
00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:57,112
That's why we have to stop
all this backstabbing.
267
00:11:57,217 --> 00:12:00,118
Now, if you had quit wasting
your energy on this price war
268
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:01,949
and pulled together
for a change,
269
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:03,716
imagine what
you could accomplish.
270
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,751
Buck, I think your boy
might be on to something.
271
00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:09,053
Yeah.
272
00:12:09,195 --> 00:12:10,253
When you think
about it,
273
00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:12,762
I guess we all
want the same thing.
274
00:12:12,865 --> 00:12:14,094
Thanks, OI' Top.
275
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,032
We really
owe you.
276
00:12:16,135 --> 00:12:18,467
Now, why don't you run out and
order us some pie and ice cream
277
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,232
and such so we can celebrate.
278
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:21,805
Can do, sir!
279
00:12:23,142 --> 00:12:24,576
So, we all agreed?
280
00:12:24,711 --> 00:12:28,272
We all jack up our prices,
and we keep them there.
281
00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:30,576
No backstabbing.
No competing.
282
00:12:30,717 --> 00:12:32,708
Just like Hank said.
283
00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:36,287
Of course, y'all know
this is highly illegal.
284
00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:41,123
We'd better drink on it.
285
00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:45,994
( Funk plays )
( vocalizing )
286
00:12:53,339 --> 00:12:55,740
Why can't we be friends?
287
00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:58,537
Why can't we be friends?
288
00:12:58,678 --> 00:13:01,113
Why can't we be friends?
289
00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:04,741
Why can't we be friends?
290
00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:10,017
1 seen you around
for a long, long time
291
00:13:10,156 --> 00:13:14,059
1 really remembered you
when you drink my wine
292
00:13:14,193 --> 00:13:16,753
Why can't we be friends?
293
00:13:16,863 --> 00:13:19,423
Why can't we be friends?
294
00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:22,695
Why can't we be friends?
295
00:13:22,835 --> 00:13:25,600
Sure feels good
to be back at my old desk
296
00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:27,934
with all these new pens.
297
00:13:29,575 --> 00:13:31,873
Yep. Things have
really turned around
298
00:13:32,078 --> 00:13:33,546
since Buck
and the others decided
299
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,148
to start acting
more responsibly.
300
00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:37,945
Hi. Yeah. I went
to Pine Creek Propane
301
00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:40,213
to sign up for
home delivery, but
302
00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:41,479
they told me
to come over here.
303
00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:44,386
Walter sent
you here?
304
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,822
It's all right, Joe Jack.
305
00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:48,859
We're divvying up
our accounts by zip code now.
306
00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,485
Less time on the road,
307
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:52,655
and more time
serving the customer.
308
00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:54,460
Hank, we're off
to shoot us some whitetails
309
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:55,795
and whatever else moves.
310
00:13:55,902 --> 00:13:57,597
Why don't you just
lock up the fort,
311
00:13:57,704 --> 00:13:59,194
get a head start on the weekend?
312
00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:01,205
But it's barely 4:30.
313
00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:02,297
And it's Thursday.
314
00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:05,976
Who wants to go
to the water park?!
315
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:13,945
God, we thank you
and your servant Buck Strickland
316
00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:15,782
for putting this food
on the table.
317
00:14:15,888 --> 00:14:17,378
Sorry to interrupt,
Mr. Hill.
318
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:18,821
If we could have a word,
319
00:14:18,958 --> 00:14:20,050
the rest of you can go back
to your prayer.
320
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:21,422
Commissioner Evers?
321
00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:23,290
If I knew you were coming...
322
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:24,897
Bobby, get him a plate!
323
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:26,465
Oh, my gosh!
324
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:28,260
Are you here
to give Hank
325
00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:30,732
some kind of state
propane award?
326
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,702
Well, this
is a surprise.
327
00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:35,774
I am here as part
of an ongoing investigation
328
00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:38,934
against Strickland Propane,
Pine Creek Propane,
329
00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:41,274
AA-1 Propane
and That her ton Fuels.
330
00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,781
What?
What kind of investigation?
331
00:14:43,916 --> 00:14:47,409
It appears your associates,
also known as The Heimlich Four,
332
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:49,851
have joined
in a criminal conspiracy
333
00:14:49,989 --> 00:14:51,616
to engage in price-fixing.
334
00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:53,590
Price-fixing?
That's crazy.
335
00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:57,095
Under an arrangement
masterminded by you.
336
00:14:57,296 --> 00:14:58,730
( All gasping )
337
00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:02,100
Not to pile on,
338
00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:04,599
but the meat's
a little overdone.
339
00:15:11,477 --> 00:15:14,105
All the evidence
points to collusion:
340
00:15:14,213 --> 00:15:16,375
prices rising sharply
and in unison;
341
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:18,177
sharing of customers;
342
00:15:18,317 --> 00:15:21,309
excessive profits among what
used to be fierce competitors.
343
00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:24,754
Commissioner, I swear on
my Blue Flame of Valor award
344
00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:27,224
I have no idea
what you're talking about.
345
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:28,759
Don't play dumb.
346
00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:30,226
We know you're
the brains behind
347
00:15:30,329 --> 00:15:32,821
this whole illegal cartel.
348
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,026
This month's
TPGA newsletter:
349
00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:38,001
"I am happy to have brought
these dealers together
350
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:42,041
in a new spirit of
cooperation,' said Hill."
351
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:47,072
I ought to pull your Hazmat
certification right now.
352
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:48,579
You have to believe me,
353
00:15:48,714 --> 00:15:51,615
I never meant to start
an illegal cartel.
354
00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:54,516
I love propane, I'd never
do anything to hurt it.
355
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:57,646
Well, I guess there is
something you could do
356
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:58,780
to convince me.
357
00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:00,120
I want you
to wear this wire.
358
00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:01,591
Get The Heimlich Four
359
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,856
incriminating themselves
on tape.
360
00:16:04,063 --> 00:16:06,191
Do that, and you walk.
361
00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:10,232
( Sighs ).
What am I going to do?
362
00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:11,804
I can't wear a wire.
363
00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:13,235
You have to, Hank.
364
00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:15,171
If you don't,
they will send you to jail.
365
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,037
The only decision
you have to make
366
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,510
is whether to shave
your chest or your back.
367
00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:21,944
You don't understand,
this is all my fault.
368
00:16:22,048 --> 00:16:23,538
I tempted Buck and the others
369
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,879
with no competition
and huge profits.
370
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,714
It was like waving
a whiskey bottle
371
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,185
in front of an alcoholic.
372
00:16:29,288 --> 00:16:30,380
Fine.
373
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:31,548
It's your
decision to make.
374
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,318
But if you do end up
going to jail,
375
00:16:33,459 --> 00:16:35,621
please do not tell them
it was over propane
376
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:37,218
or they will eat you up.
377
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,992
I give you permission
to say you murdered me.
378
00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:43,000
Hopefully it won't come to that.
379
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:44,637
Wait a minute.
380
00:16:53,412 --> 00:16:55,813
Testing, testing, one, two...
381
00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:59,277
Testing, one, two...
382
00:16:59,418 --> 00:17:01,284
( door opens) Hey, maybe
we could take the wives
383
00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:02,444
to Switzerland
for New Year's.
384
00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:03,714
You know, do a little
385
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:05,382
skiing, visit our money...
386
00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:06,458
{( laughing )
387
00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:08,458
{( laughing )
388
00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:10,688
HANK: Uh, good
morning, Mr. Strickland.
389
00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:12,093
Sirs.
390
00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:14,199
Uh, can I interest you
in some coffee?
391
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:16,530
Donuts? Anything?
392
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:19,434
What, you got the palsy,
or is the AC on the fritz?
393
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,007
If it's the latter,
bring us a fan.
394
00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:22,165
We'll be in my office
395
00:17:22,308 --> 00:17:24,367
discussing matters
of consequence.
396
00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:25,568
B-but...
397
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:26,906
Sounds like the palsy.
No fan.
398
00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:28,538
But bring in some coffee.
399
00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:30,177
Try not to spill it.
400
00:17:32,151 --> 00:17:35,143
( Motorcycles roaring )
401
00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:38,718
( Motorcycles revving )
402
00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:43,761
It's the Tuttles!
403
00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:51,259
Let me guess, you want to beat
your appearance fee out of me.
404
00:17:51,437 --> 00:17:54,463
No, it wasn't right the way
we came here unprepared
405
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,042
and started a riot.
406
00:17:56,142 --> 00:17:57,974
You understand how kids
sometimes don't listen
407
00:17:58,110 --> 00:17:59,771
when you try to tell them
what needs to be done.
408
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,778
Hey, I'm not the one
who sang a song called
409
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,712
"Twenty Grand"
on our lunch break.
410
00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:07,218
The point is, we want
to put on a decent show.
411
00:18:07,353 --> 00:18:08,582
We brought some bikes.
412
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:10,554
I rode one.
Watch.
413
00:18:10,656 --> 00:18:11,748
( Sighs)
414
00:18:11,857 --> 00:18:13,120
Well, it's too late
for a show.
415
00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:14,659
I told you so.
416
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:16,387
Look, I'm really starting
to get aggravated.
417
00:18:16,495 --> 00:18:18,293
I don't want to have
this conversation again.
418
00:18:18,464 --> 00:18:20,262
( Motorcycle revs )
I told you once...
419
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:23,027
( motorcycle revving )
420
00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:29,041
( Motorcycle roars )
421
00:18:29,141 --> 00:18:32,111
( No audio
except motorcycles roaring )
422
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,583
There is something
you can do for me!
423
00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:38,912
( Motorcycle revving )
424
00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:47,251
( Motorcycles roaring )
425
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,997
( Engines revving )
426
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:03,768
( Motorcycle revving continues)
427
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:15,777
( Motorcycles revving )
428
00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:23,493
( Engine roar fades )
429
00:19:23,629 --> 00:19:25,188
...which is why I think
430
00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:28,096
we should form
our own ethics committee.
431
00:19:28,234 --> 00:19:29,724
One with even higher standards
432
00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:32,201
than the commission
that oversees us.
433
00:19:32,304 --> 00:19:34,033
Yes, I agree.
434
00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:36,507
As do I.
Even more so.
435
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:40,773
I, Jerry Sandoval, have been
saying that for years.
436
00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:46,978
JOE JACK:
Here comes the gorilla.
437
00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:51,113
Oh, no, looks like he's got
a propangatang, too.
438
00:19:51,223 --> 00:19:52,816
Thanks for keeping me
out of jail, Hank.
439
00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:54,323
I burned some bridges
with the Aryans
440
00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:55,450
last time through.
441
00:19:55,594 --> 00:19:56,993
That her ton Fuel's
442
00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:58,757
giving an extra ten
percent off on refills.
443
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:00,956
Can you match that?
444
00:20:03,602 --> 00:20:05,092
Uh, no, ma'am, we won't.
445
00:20:05,304 --> 00:20:08,103
But what we will do is
calibrate your OPD valve
446
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:09,867
and carry your tank to your car.
447
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:12,539
That sounds okay.
448
00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:16,075
It sure does.
449
00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:23,554
Are the tickets finally
going on sale?
450
00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:25,124
I hope so
451
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,386
because I think I might
have bread poisoning.
452
00:20:27,493 --> 00:20:30,087
The Station appreciates
your sacrifice.
453
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,163
May I help you?
454
00:20:32,264 --> 00:20:35,029
I'd like three tickets
for Brownsville Station,
455
00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:37,535
directly in front
of the speaker tower
456
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:39,536
to the left of the stage.
457
00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:42,835
You know those seats
are obstructed view?
458
00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:47,140
Not when Mike Lutz climbs up
there and plays his guitar solo.
459
00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:51,647
For those ten minutes, they're
the best seats in the house!
460
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:00,722
What are you
waiting for now?
461
00:21:00,826 --> 00:21:03,227
The concert's not for
another two weeks.
462
00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:06,196
I want to make sure I get
a T-shirt in my size.
463
00:21:06,398 --> 00:21:08,924
They always run out
of ladies' medium.
464
00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:13,461
Line starts behind me.
465
00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:56,213
PAUL TUTTLE, SR.:
Stupid, stupid idiot!
466
00:22:00,553 --> 00:22:02,248
I
I
467
00:22:02,298 --> 00:22:06,848
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