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and TWENTIETH CENTURY FOX
TELEVISION
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DALE:
Now that's one heck
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of a shoetree,
Hank.
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Yup, Peggy's birthday
is coming up
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and she was hinting that
she wanted something
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"for in the bedroom."
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( Car horn honking )
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Bobby, get out of the street!
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Hey, get out
of the road!
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S Yazzim pimp... zizell...
oh... I
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Bobby, I can't have you
disco dancing in the alley.
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People are going
to think
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we didn't
teach you shame.
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And I know we have.
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loud bass track )
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What is
this garbage?
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It's Pimp Franklin
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and he doesn't need
your respect, Dad.
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He don't pay ho man
no mind.
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Get in the truck,
son.
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When I was your age, we had
these things called songs.
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They were two-minute
stories
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about people
falling in love
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or burning
down Georgia.
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But I guess
Hollywood decided
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we heeded more criminals
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yelling
about their lady friend's...
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baby place.
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Did you pick out
your new album?
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Whoa, red flag,
Bobby.
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I have been advised
to listen to this record.
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BOBBY: They put that
sticker on everything.
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It's part of the artwork.
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It entices.
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Excuse me.
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I need to use
this parental listening booth
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to screen my son's music.
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That's a great album.
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Put it back.
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( Raucous rock music )
This one, too.
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( Techno-pop playing )
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The Four Scores... hmm!
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Kind of sounds like The Beatles
before they went nuts in India.
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It's not the Four Scores, Dad.
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It's 48kore!
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There's Chris, Calvin,
Cool Chris and Todd.
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S One I
I One
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4 Fine I
4 Fine
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J Day I
I Day I
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4 God was I
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I Kicking it... in heaven. I
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Hey, I like this.
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It's kind of like doo-wop.
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This is the kind of music
you should be listening to.
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Okay.
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4 Down here on earth... I...
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Yeah, uh, I heard
this new band they got out
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48kore.
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( Faughing )
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You talkin' 'bout that
dang ol' boy band, man.
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Talkin' 'bout prancin'
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around ol'
I Oh, oh, oh I
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Oh, man.
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It's not like I'm listening
to them.
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You know, it's just
good music for the kids.
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If your kids like
listening to castrati.
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But they are a nice,
wholesome group.
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Of castrati, yes.
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And we can agree their
music isn't all that bad.
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Maybe even okay.
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Okay if you're
a prepubescent girl.
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Are you one
of those, Hank, huh?
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A prepubescent girl?
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Would a prepubescent girl
be able to kick your ass?
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Probably.
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Dad, 4Skore just released
a block of tickets
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for their show
in Houston.
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But I thought they were
all sold out.
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That's just so... wow.
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I... I'm just so happy
for you and your friends.
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Hey, Connie.
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Hey, blonde girl.
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This is Jordan,
my study buddy
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from the Frontier
Learning Center.
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And this is Bobby.
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It's nice to meet
you, Jordan.
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Sorry. I just got my braces.
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I'm still a little jumpy.
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I already got smacked
in the lip with a volleyball.
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I got stitches.
Do you want to see?
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Yes, I do.
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That's disgusting.
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Okay, ranking
in order of sexiness--
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Ignoring their
brutal slaughter
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of Texans at the Alamo,
I say it goes
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Martin Perfecto de Cos,
Antonio Lopez de Santa Ana
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and Don Jose Urrrera.
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Why don't we make this
a tad more fun?
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Let's rank the men
on our street.
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Well, I don't normally
go for the white meat
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but number one
is obvious.
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That Boomhauer have
one tight little bod.
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Well, I think Dale
is second.
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Dale?
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He is unbelievably limber.
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Well, my Khan
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definitely
tie for second.
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He has big-ass
pompadour
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and his stomach
is ripped.
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And then I guess second
tier is Hank and Bill.
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�Escuchame?
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You think Hank is on
the same tier as Bill Dauterive?
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Well, don't get
all worked up, sug.
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We're ranking
by sexy.
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Hank's a good man
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but he's too uptight
to be sexy.
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I will have you know
that in the 20 years
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we have been married
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Hank has never once
forgotten my birthday
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or been late
on a mortgage payment.
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( Faughing )
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Oh, yeah, that's
real sexy, sug.
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'You obviously didn't find
Dale real sexy for the 15 years
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you were cheating on him
with John Redcorn.
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Oh, Lordy! We forgot
John Redcorn.
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Whoo!
Oh!
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Okay, so it goes
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John Redcorn...
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Boomhauer,
Khan and Dale.
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Then Bill and Hank.
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Or Hank and Bill.
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It doesn't really matter.
Whichever.
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Dad, wait up.
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I read a rumor
on the Internet
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that Chris
frosted his bangs.
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Dang Internet.
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They don't care
whose life they ruin.
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Dad, I'm thinking about
asking Jordan to dance.
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When, how...
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what song?
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Help me. I'm in over my head.
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Well, son, just
look her in the eye
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and say, "Would you
care to dance?"
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In my experience
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women really respond
to formality.
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Have your tickets out.
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Sir, the parents' section
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is in the sky box.
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Uh, I came to see the show.
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Trust me, sir, you want
to be in the parents' section.
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This is a boy band.
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S One I
I One
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4 Fine I
4 Fine
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J Day I
I Day I
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Hey, that's Todd.
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4 God was Kickin' it I
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Jin heaven... �
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I 1IN heaven. I
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That sure is some
good old-fashioned music...
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( explosion )
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& I saw you walkin' round
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I With your friend
sweeter than candy
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4 delicious and sweet... I
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Todd, what are you doing?
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I ..felt about you... I
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Hey! Hey!
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J Can I get me some of that,
can I get me some of that?
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Would you care to dance?
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Sure.
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I mean, if you want to.
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2 All over body addiction...
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So you go to
the Learning Center?
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'You must be
crazy good at math.
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Yeah, I'm in trig.
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Hey, what about you?
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My math is
just called math.
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I. the equation
you plus me equals... I
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Dad, look!
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It worked.
We're dancing.
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What?!
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Stop that!
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I Everybody needs contact... I
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LS Uh-uh-uh.
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Dad, what are you doing?
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Let me go!
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J The equation you plus me
equals...
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J Equals freak friction. �
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Hey, guys,
how was the concert?
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It was a disaster.
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I was fast dancing
with a pretty girl
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to one of my favorite songs.
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Then Dad ripped us apart.
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Hank Hill, are you so uptight
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you won't even let
your own son dance with a girl?
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They weren't dancing
like you and I dance.
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They were enjoying it.
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Lord.
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Everything now is sex, sex, sex.
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It wasn't like this
when I was growing up.
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What is going on
with our children?
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Yes, exactly.
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Do you see the way
the little girls are dressing?
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Walking around
in their tiny shirts?
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Everything right out
on display.
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Where is the mystery?
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And we wonder why
men don't respect us.
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I can't picture
this horrible, awful dancing.
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Maybe I need
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for you to show me.
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Well, all right
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but this is for
informational purposes only.
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What the heck
are they doing?
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Then there was
this god-awful hip shaking.
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It was like those lizards
we saw on the Discovery Channel.
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(giggling )
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Bobby, congratulations.
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Cleaning out your brain
is now my number-one chore.
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What are you doing
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with the Teen People, Dad?
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I'm making a time capsule.
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This box is not to be
opened until you are 16.
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Good Lord, what is this
smut you're listening to?
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It's not smut.
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It's Radio Disney.
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Nudity.
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Okay, then.
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Have fun.
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Yep, kids are growing up
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way too fast
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and we have no one to blame
but the dairy council.
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They're shooting
our milk up with hormones.
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Your Christina Aguileras
and your Shakiras
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are their prototypes.
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Nice to see you again, Jordan.
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Dance with you?
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I'd love to.
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Minh, come quick!
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Redneck boy getting
busy with lawn clippings.
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Bobby!
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I'm going to show Bobby
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that teens
can have fun
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without dancing
like sex perverts.
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All right, you
are making Bill
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look like Pierce Brosnan.
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Hi. My name is Howard
Bronsen, Jordan's father.
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I was wondering
if you'd mind coming over
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so we can discuss
the little problem
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that happened the other night.
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HANK:
About the other night
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Mr. Bronsen and Mrs.
Hilgren-Bronsen.
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I take full
responsibility
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for what happened.
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I'm glad you admit
you over-reacted.
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You got a
little paternal
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and ruined
the kids' night.
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What? I don't think
you understand
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what the problem was,
Mr. Bronsen.
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Please, call me McB.
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Would you like
an apple martini?
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Oh, well, that
would be lovely.
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We used to be
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disciplinarians,
but every time
264
00:12:00,536 --> 00:12:02,766
we made some rule
or set some limit
265
00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:04,534
we'd just
start laughing.
266
00:12:04,574 --> 00:12:06,303
I mean, who are
we kidding?
267
00:12:06,342 --> 00:12:08,640
Hair of the dog.
268
00:12:08,678 --> 00:12:09,645
{ how is )
269
00:12:09,679 --> 00:12:12,011
Oh, you're
in for a treat.
270
00:12:12,048 --> 00:12:13,641
My son makes
the best 'tints.
271
00:12:13,683 --> 00:12:15,276
Peggy, call the police.
272
00:12:15,318 --> 00:12:18,151
Michael, I'd like you
to meet the Hills.
273
00:12:18,187 --> 00:12:19,916
Call them Hank
and Peggy.
274
00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:23,119
By the way, love the
glasses on you two.
275
00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:24,183
Totally geek chic.
276
00:12:24,227 --> 00:12:25,217
'Sup? Hey, McB.
277
00:12:25,261 --> 00:12:28,424
You missed a hell
of a party last night.
278
00:12:28,464 --> 00:12:30,228
Junior and Ray-Ray
say wazzup.
279
00:12:30,266 --> 00:12:31,631
Ooh, I love Ray-Ray.
280
00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:33,067
Where were you, man?
281
00:12:33,102 --> 00:12:35,537
Hey, someone's got
to work around here.
282
00:12:35,571 --> 00:12:38,040
Sure ain't going to be me.
283
00:12:38,074 --> 00:12:39,041
( Faughing )
284
00:12:39,075 --> 00:12:42,204
You know, you really could
wear a shirt like McB's.
285
00:12:42,245 --> 00:12:45,078
We prefer it if
Michael drinks at home
286
00:12:45,114 --> 00:12:47,173
where we know he's safe
287
00:12:47,216 --> 00:12:48,684
and when he gets
really buzzed
288
00:12:48,718 --> 00:12:51,483
you should see him play
Pictionary-- it's a riot.
289
00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:53,489
You knowy, it's
not too late for you
290
00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:55,491
to have this kind
of relationship with Bobby.
291
00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:56,492
Yes, it is.
292
00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:58,688
Hank, all you got to do
is be Bobby's friend.
293
00:12:58,728 --> 00:13:01,254
If not, who is he going to
turn to when he's in trouble?
294
00:13:01,297 --> 00:13:02,856
He won't even
need to turn.
295
00:13:02,899 --> 00:13:04,594
We'll be right
there� bam!
296
00:13:04,634 --> 00:13:06,432
In his face
with a brick wall
297
00:13:06,469 --> 00:13:09,200
of rules, limitations
and discipline.
298
00:13:09,238 --> 00:13:10,603
My parents
were a wall.
299
00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:14,076
I want to be a door that leads
to a world of experiences.
300
00:13:14,110 --> 00:13:15,441
Well, what kind of...?
301
00:13:15,478 --> 00:13:16,206
You know, I think
302
00:13:16,245 --> 00:13:18,179
we are all saying
the same thing here.
303
00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:19,511
No, we're not.
304
00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:21,313
Nothing they say
makes any sense.
305
00:13:21,351 --> 00:13:23,183
Look, the kids
really like each other.
306
00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:25,688
I know. Why don't
we all take them out.
307
00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:27,053
Together.
308
00:13:27,090 --> 00:13:27,989
Hey, there's
a great...
309
00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:29,514
I'm picking the place.
310
00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:32,085
( Player piano tinkling )
311
00:13:34,864 --> 00:13:36,832
( Faughing )
312
00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:41,094
( Sighs)
313
00:13:41,137 --> 00:13:42,332
This place is so uncool.
314
00:13:42,372 --> 00:13:48,175
Jan and Tad freaking
Shaw. Get down.
315
00:13:48,211 --> 00:13:49,679
Nancy? McB?
316
00:13:49,712 --> 00:13:53,649
What are you doing
in an ice cream parlor?
317
00:13:53,683 --> 00:13:54,741
I mean,
we're just here
318
00:13:54,784 --> 00:13:56,309
so Tad can
use the toilet.
319
00:13:56,352 --> 00:13:57,410
Go ahead, honey.
320
00:13:57,453 --> 00:13:58,818
Our kids are
on a date.
321
00:13:58,855 --> 00:14:00,186
Were chaperoning.
322
00:14:00,223 --> 00:14:02,055
Chaperoning.
323
00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:03,820
Nice job, Ronald Reagan.
324
00:14:03,860 --> 00:14:05,453
Hey, don't call me that.
325
00:14:05,495 --> 00:14:07,259
Yeah, don't call Aim that.
326
00:14:07,296 --> 00:14:09,128
( Snickers ).
Oh, this must be
327
00:14:09,165 --> 00:14:11,099
so humiliating for Jordan.
328
00:14:11,134 --> 00:14:13,569
My Serena is getting ready
for her limo ride
329
00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:16,595
with her high school
friends. Sophomores.
330
00:14:16,639 --> 00:14:18,607
We were saving up to
rent Jordan a limo
331
00:14:18,641 --> 00:14:19,608
for her birthday,
332
00:14:19,642 --> 00:14:23,272
but she thought it
was a little played out.
333
00:14:23,312 --> 00:14:24,279
She wants a slumber party.
334
00:14:24,313 --> 00:14:25,280
A slumber party.
335
00:14:25,314 --> 00:14:26,440
Good old-fashioned favorite.
336
00:14:26,482 --> 00:14:30,248
With all the girls
and boys in her class.
337
00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:31,583
That's very progressive.
338
00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,783
I think maybe
we'll let Serena go.
339
00:14:33,823 --> 00:14:37,088
Well, that
was so exciting.
340
00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:39,561
I did not know
what was going to come next.
341
00:14:39,595 --> 00:14:40,562
I know Jordan
would love it
342
00:14:40,596 --> 00:14:42,564
if Bobby could come
to her slumber party.
343
00:14:42,598 --> 00:14:43,724
We'll be serving tapas.
344
00:14:43,766 --> 00:14:49,728
No. No gotdang way is
he going to that party.
345
00:14:52,075 --> 00:14:54,908
Oh, come on, Hank.
346
00:14:54,944 --> 00:14:56,207
The Bronsens
will be there
347
00:14:56,245 --> 00:14:57,542
and this is Bobby's chance
348
00:14:57,580 --> 00:15:00,049
to hang out with the cool kids
from the Learning Center.
349
00:15:00,083 --> 00:15:02,450
It would be more like
an overnight study session.
350
00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:03,646
Nice one, Mom.
351
00:15:03,686 --> 00:15:04,847
No.
352
00:15:04,887 --> 00:15:07,049
( Disgusted snarl)
353
00:15:07,090 --> 00:15:09,684
Did you even see how cool
those other parents were? Huh?
354
00:15:09,725 --> 00:15:12,319
They looked
like Chandler and Monica
355
00:15:12,361 --> 00:15:13,419
and look at us.
356
00:15:13,463 --> 00:15:15,625
Andy Griffith
and Aunt freaking Bea!
357
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:17,064
And it's all your fault.
358
00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:19,068
I cannot believe
you're not letting him go.
359
00:15:19,102 --> 00:15:21,093
We never get to have
any fun when you're around!
360
00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:22,104
We hate you!
361
00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:23,105
Yeah.
362
00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:26,939
BOBBY:
Happy birthday, Jordan.
363
00:15:26,976 --> 00:15:28,944
I'm sorry I can't come
to your party
364
00:15:28,978 --> 00:15:31,413
but you know how
it is with parents.
365
00:15:31,447 --> 00:15:36,146
Oh, wait-- you don't,
'cause yours are fun.
366
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:37,152
Bye.
367
00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:38,654
Yeah, I treat you so bad
368
00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:40,019
with all the food I give you
369
00:15:40,056 --> 00:15:43,890
and the roof I put
over your head so nicely.
370
00:15:43,926 --> 00:15:45,690
I wish I could
drive you, Bobby
371
00:15:45,728 --> 00:15:48,629
but you know, you really don't
need anyone to drive you
372
00:15:48,664 --> 00:15:50,996
since it's only four stops
on the Number Two bus
373
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:58,633
which leaves at 7:12,
7:18 and 7:40.
374
00:16:00,143 --> 00:16:05,104
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
375
00:16:05,815 --> 00:16:09,274
Boys and girls are sleeping
in the same room?
376
00:16:09,318 --> 00:16:10,808
( Doorbell rings )
377
00:16:10,853 --> 00:16:12,719
'You got
the little blue ones?
378
00:16:12,755 --> 00:16:13,779
I love those.
379
00:16:13,823 --> 00:16:14,688
Oh, man.
380
00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:16,089
It's Serena Shaw
from Frontier.
381
00:16:16,125 --> 00:16:18,355
Hey, Connie.
382
00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:20,522
Nice necklace.
Wow.
383
00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:23,055
Thanks. You can have it.
384
00:16:23,099 --> 00:16:24,999
And you are...
385
00:16:25,034 --> 00:16:26,297
Bobby Hill.
386
00:16:26,335 --> 00:16:28,099
Oh, Jordan's new friend.
387
00:16:28,137 --> 00:16:30,231
Well, I'll make sure
you and Jordan
388
00:16:30,273 --> 00:16:33,072
have a lot
of fun tonight.
389
00:16:33,109 --> 00:16:35,009
I'm a good kid!
390
00:16:35,044 --> 00:16:36,239
Okay. we're off
to the movies.
391
00:16:36,279 --> 00:16:39,408
Don't worry, we'll
be back late.
392
00:16:39,448 --> 00:16:42,884
Uh, we'll make sure
to honk
393
00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:45,854
so we don't
interrupt anything.
394
00:16:45,888 --> 00:16:48,152
You're the coolest, McB.
395
00:16:48,191 --> 00:16:50,717
Okay, the game is called
Seven Minutes in Heaven.
396
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:53,457
The closet will be heaven,
I will be God.
397
00:16:53,496 --> 00:16:56,227
Someone grab a timer.
398
00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:03,167
My God, they're really leaving.
399
00:17:03,206 --> 00:17:07,165
Is there a phone number
where we can reach you?!
400
00:17:38,741 --> 00:17:40,607
How long have
they been in there?
401
00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:42,042
Four minutes.
402
00:17:42,078 --> 00:17:43,876
I hope they have
enough air.
403
00:17:43,913 --> 00:17:45,779
I don't hear
the sounds of ecstasy.
404
00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:49,683
Dude, lick your hand
and spank her!
405
00:17:49,719 --> 00:17:52,450
Do you have enough air?!
406
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:55,355
I want to go home.
407
00:17:55,391 --> 00:17:56,620
All right, who's next?
408
00:17:56,659 --> 00:18:02,598
Who's ready for some contact?
409
00:18:02,632 --> 00:18:05,294
Interesting, the birthday girl.
410
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:06,301
Looks like Jordan
411
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:09,168
is getting her first
birthday present from...
412
00:18:09,205 --> 00:18:11,731
Bobby Hill.
413
00:18:11,774 --> 00:18:13,674
Um...
414
00:18:13,709 --> 00:18:17,373
Bobby and I just
met each other.
415
00:18:17,413 --> 00:18:20,007
If we move too fast,
isn't it going to ruin it?
416
00:18:20,049 --> 00:18:22,677
I mean, we haven't
even talked online yet.
417
00:18:22,718 --> 00:18:25,710
I like him, at least
I think I like him.
418
00:18:25,755 --> 00:18:28,622
I know he can freak
and he likes ice cream.
419
00:18:28,658 --> 00:18:30,854
I don't know if that's enough.
420
00:18:30,893 --> 00:18:33,726
Well, you've got seven minutes
to get to know him.
421
00:18:33,763 --> 00:18:36,824
( Serena chuckles )
422
00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:39,927
( Making kissy noises )
423
00:18:39,969 --> 00:18:40,868
Bobby
424
00:18:40,903 --> 00:18:45,306
I rented a square dance video
425
00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:52,304
and we're going to watch it
as a family.
426
00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:53,315
Bobby?
427
00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:54,908
You sure have
a lot of coats.
428
00:18:54,950 --> 00:18:58,045
I know! Let's look
in all the pockets.
429
00:18:58,087 --> 00:18:59,521
Come on, Bobby.
430
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,956
We don't have much time.
431
00:19:01,991 --> 00:19:04,153
Do you got any pets?
432
00:19:04,193 --> 00:19:05,183
An old dog.
433
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:06,388
What's your favorite food?
434
00:19:06,429 --> 00:19:07,419
Pork pockets.
435
00:19:07,463 --> 00:19:08,658
Ham or pepperoni?
436
00:19:08,698 --> 00:19:10,097
Ooh, that's a toughie.
437
00:19:10,132 --> 00:19:11,190
I got to think about it.
438
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:11,995
Bobby!
439
00:19:12,034 --> 00:19:13,229
N Ham!
0, pepperoni.
440
00:19:13,269 --> 00:19:14,134
No! Ham.
441
00:19:14,170 --> 00:19:17,299
There.
442
00:19:17,340 --> 00:19:18,330
I like you.
443
00:19:18,374 --> 00:19:20,843
RAMON: Throw out some clothes!
444
00:19:20,876 --> 00:19:21,775
Woo-hoo!
445
00:19:21,811 --> 00:19:22,937
I've got a sock.
446
00:19:22,978 --> 00:19:24,878
That's as far
as I'm willing to go.
447
00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:26,040
KIDS:
Shirt! Shirt!
448
00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:27,709
A sock? Are you crazy?
449
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,582
A sock isn't good enough.
450
00:19:29,618 --> 00:19:34,454
Shirt!
Shirt! Shirt!
451
00:19:36,125 --> 00:19:37,115
( Terrified squeal )
452
00:19:37,159 --> 00:19:40,220
Oh, thank God.
453
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:42,594
You are busted, mister.
454
00:19:42,631 --> 00:19:44,326
( Kids wooing )
455
00:19:44,367 --> 00:19:46,062
I don't know
what you're wooing for.
456
00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:49,265
You're all busted.
457
00:19:49,305 --> 00:19:50,670
Where are the Bronsens?
458
00:19:50,706 --> 00:19:52,470
They went to the movies.
459
00:19:52,508 --> 00:19:54,772
When did your parents
say they were going to be back?
460
00:19:54,810 --> 00:19:56,778
45 minutes.
461
00:19:58,881 --> 00:20:00,508
'You guys got a game shelf?
462
00:20:00,549 --> 00:20:03,519
While we're waiting for
your parents to get here
463
00:20:03,552 --> 00:20:05,520
we're going
to play a little game
464
00:20:05,554 --> 00:20:07,522
I used to play
when I was your age.
465
00:20:07,556 --> 00:20:12,687
No way am I playing
Pin the Tail on the Donkey.
466
00:20:12,728 --> 00:20:15,356
This is the saddest party
that I've ever been to.
467
00:20:15,398 --> 00:20:17,366
Well, I think we have
our first contestant.
468
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:18,367
Hey... no.
469
00:20:18,401 --> 00:20:19,732
Wh-what are you doing?
470
00:20:19,769 --> 00:20:20,497
Watt, listen, uh...
471
00:20:20,536 --> 00:20:26,600
( chuckling )
472
00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:29,236
Wait, where are you guys?
473
00:20:29,278 --> 00:20:31,178
I can't believe
Hank Hill so uptight
474
00:20:31,213 --> 00:20:33,147
he ruin little girl's
birthday party.
475
00:20:33,182 --> 00:20:34,877
CONNIE: Thank God he
showed up when he did
476
00:20:34,917 --> 00:20:36,510
or I might be stuck
in a closet right now
477
00:20:36,552 --> 00:20:41,080
getting felt up
by Clark Peters.
478
00:20:41,123 --> 00:20:43,990
What? That little
booger-nose creep?
479
00:20:44,026 --> 00:20:46,893
So, Hank really came in here
and took control, huh?
480
00:20:46,929 --> 00:20:48,363
He crack a whip.
481
00:20:48,397 --> 00:20:50,422
He really is sort
of sweet with the kids.
482
00:20:50,466 --> 00:20:52,059
Just like a big
ol' gummi bear.
483
00:20:52,101 --> 00:20:53,068
All right, I'm coming around.
484
00:20:53,102 --> 00:20:55,196
Hank Hill pretty sexy.
485
00:20:55,237 --> 00:20:59,265
Yeah, but not as sexy
as Boomhauer.
486
00:20:59,308 --> 00:21:01,037
Mmm, that Boomhauer.
487
00:21:01,076 --> 00:21:07,038
MR. BRONSEN: How much
longer do we have to stay?
488
00:21:07,082 --> 00:21:09,050
We can leave as soon
as the blacksmith
489
00:21:09,084 --> 00:21:10,347
finishes my belt buckle.
490
00:21:10,386 --> 00:21:12,320
So, um, in the closet...
491
00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:16,689
I was going to kiss you,
obviously
492
00:21:16,725 --> 00:21:22,323
but my dang dad came in and, uh,
put a damper on my situation.
493
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:24,765
So I'm just...
494
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:27,064
Nuh-uh.
495
00:21:27,102 --> 00:21:28,069
None of that.
496
00:21:28,103 --> 00:21:29,070
Yes, sir.
497
00:21:29,104 --> 00:21:34,508
Nope, nope, hone of, uh...
498
00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:35,669
well, I guess
that's okay.
499
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:39,375
Animals!
500
00:21:39,415 --> 00:21:45,320
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501
00:22:09,111 --> 00:22:15,073
HANK:
Todd, what are you doing?
502
00:22:15,123 --> 00:22:19,673
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