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[Theme song]
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[Car honking]
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That's my ride.
Uncle Hank, can I borrow $22.50?
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I need $8 for the movie
and $2.50 for popcorn...
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and $10 for dinner,
and I want to play the claw machine.
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I would give up the popcorn
to play the claw machine.
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You know, Luanne...
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it would be a lot less irritating to give you
a round number every now and then...
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than hearing about every little thing
you wanted to buy.
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Can I have $300?
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Look, here's $60.
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Now, I lived for a month on $60 thanks to--
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LUANNE: Hey, guys, I got $60!
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[Luanne giggling]
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By letting Luanne live like this
we send out the message that it's okay.
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Maybe that's what's wrong with Bobby.
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MAN ON TV: Now, / can bite an apple
with confidence.
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My Betsy left her job
at the La Grunta Hotel.
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She could put in a good word for Luanne.
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HANK: What's the job?
MAN: Golf course drink girl.
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I went to the La Grunta once.
It cost $8 just to park there.
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You can get 200 washers for that.
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-Four hundred at the Mega Lo Mart.
-What's that supposed to mean?
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Calm down, guys. This is why I shop here.
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It may cost more, but it's worth it.
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Eight cents.
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I've got a family.
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That's my helmet phone.
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I'm sorry...
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but I can't just starve to death,
as convenient as that would be for you.
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And you won't give me any more money...
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because I spent everything
you gave me last night.
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[Stammering]
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You know what? It doesn't matter...
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because I found
an exciting opportunity for you.
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How would you like to be
a golf course drink girl?
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You'd have your own money.
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My own money.
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Nobody making me beg
for every little penny like a dog.
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You'd show me, all right.
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A golf course drink girl.
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-Hey, why not me?
-Thatta girl.
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I'll be my own boss.
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No, you'll have a boss,
but the tips are all under the table.
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[Luanne laughing]
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[Hank laughing nervously]
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Okay.
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The golfers are cheap.
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They think 'cause I'm a woman...
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I'm supposed to be Miss Mary Sunshine.
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Well, the hell with that.
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-I had no idea you were a woman.
-Just take these drinks out to seven.
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As long as you can do basic math,
you'll be fine.
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Excuse me. Did you order these drinks?
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Yeah, but maybe I've had enough.
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You look a lot better
than you did 15 minutes ago.
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I had them check my math
so I know it's right.
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GOLFER #1: Here you go.
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Okay, I can do this.
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It's all yours, as long as you don't
let the sea hag bring our drinks anymore.
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We could eat the buffet leftovers...
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and we get to use the kids' pool
until 7:00 a.m.
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How do I get a job like that?
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Aunt Peggy, I don't know.
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The other drink girl is a woman your age
and the golfers don't like her.
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I could be a golf course drink girl.
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Is there anything else
I can get you gentlemen?
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Bobby, don't let your father
see you do that, honey.
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I have to thank Uncle Hank.
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What is the best possible present
I could possibly get him?
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I always get him pants.
I got him socks one year.
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Never again.
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No, that's no good.
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I have to get him something
he really loves.
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Something that'll
just make him go, "Wow!"
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[Luanne laughing loudly]
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I've noticed that Uncle Hank
doesn't wear any jewelry...
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so I'm going to get him some jewelry.
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That's not what he needs.
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I know a man who can
remove Hank's fingerprints for him.
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But, believe me,
pay the extra and get the $50 job.
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I tell you what, man, that boy needs, man.
A dang old electronic assistant, man.
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I never don't miss me, man. Check it out.
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BOOMHAUER: Wake up
about 5:00, going to go have a beer...
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then go hanging out at the auto store...
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and come back and take a nap, maybe.
Do something like that.
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Man, that dang old Wednesday, man.
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Hank and me, we used to go bowling,
and I'd tell people we were brothers...
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and he was better than me
but he'd let me win sometimes...
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and we'd stay out way too late and maybe
if you bought him another bowling ball...
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it'd be like before Peggy came.
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What man doesn't like
a nice soap or candle?
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That bottle of Vicks is really expensive.
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Why don't you get him a gift certificate?
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There are lots of things at the hotel
he can use.
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I bought my husband a round of golf,
and our love life has never been better.
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LUANNE: Of course, that's it.
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...and she said I should buy him
a round of golf, and then it was easy.
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Luanne, Hank loves golf.
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A round of golf
makes my presents look like nothing.
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-No, Aunt Peg--
-Of course it does.
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No, you don't understand.
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LUANNE: Surprise!
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What's this?
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I know it's not my birthday.
I didn't get my pants from Peggy.
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Oh, my God!
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Look at your face. You thought
it was a big box but it's a small box.
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But you know what they say
about small packages.
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It's a round of golf!
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No, Bobby. The round of golf
gave me the idea, but it's not.
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A dolphin encounter?
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That's right.
There's a dolphin in a pool at the hotel...
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and you can swim with it and touch it,
and it communes with you.
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And you can feed it dead fish.
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Luanne, this sure was
a thoughtful present...
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and it looks like
you spent a lot of money on it.
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If I wanted to exchange it
for that round of golf...
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I could do that, right?
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But you wouldn't want to replace it.
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Why, it costs more than a round of golf.
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[Stammering]
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[Crying]
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Excuse me.
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Somebody should go talk to Luanne.
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[Peggy humming]
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[Hank sighing]
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Al right.
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[Luanne sobbing]
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Luanne, you know what?
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I've never climbed into a pool
with a big fish.
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I guess it just never occurred to me,
so maybe this dolphin confrontation...
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would be something I'd be glad I had done
after it was over.
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-It's an encounter.
-Even better.
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PEGGY: Come on, Hank!
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Looks like you're going golfing.
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Yeah, looks like.
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Didn't know dolphins knew
how to play golf.
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[Laughing]
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Shut up, Dale.
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PEGGY: They have a store that sells
Red Skelton paintings.
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I am there
although I do not like his clowns.
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Look at that brunch!
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Prime rib for breakfast. It's true.
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I guess I owe Bill an apology.
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Uncle Hank.
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It's time
for your dolphin-encounter orientation.
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HANK: Boy, look at that beef!
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I never get brunch.
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To think of all the years I've wasted
without capers.
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They work with the salmon,
they work with the little pickles...
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and I think they might work with fruit pies.
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Hello, what have we here?
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[Dramatic instrumental music]
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One man who was healed by dolphins
told me:
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"Angels are dolphins
who haven't learned to swim."
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People ask me how to approach
these wise cetaceans. And I can only say:
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"Be honest with them and they will
share their secrets with you."�
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I'm gonna lower the lights now
so we can watch our video:
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A Dream of Dolphins.
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NARRATOR: / dive into the gentle sea...
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to free the dolphin inside of me.
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I don't want any photos.
Go take pictures of the golf course.
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They can feel negative energy. Relax.
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[Whistling]
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Go!
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[Screaming]
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[Tense instrumental music]
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Wow.
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That was a mighty fine catch.
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He kind of feels like rubber.
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Hold on to Duke's fin.
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Let him take you.
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Look at me.
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[Tranquil instrumental music]
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Hey, Luanne.
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-This isn't as asinine as I thought.
-Thanks.
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[Laughing]
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Boy, I tell you what, this is one--
Just a second, Duke.
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[Dolphin screaming]
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Cut it out.
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What's going on?
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There's nothing's wrong, but you should
get out of the pool immediately.
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[Hank yelling]
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-What do I do?
-Have fun.
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Get the manager out here.
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BOBBY: How's this?
PEGGY: That is perfect.
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[Camera clicking]
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Wait, one with the flash, just to be safe.
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Excuse me, is it safe to assume...
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you won't be purchasing a videotape
of your dolphin encounter?
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Get out of here.
You're in trouble, all of you.
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That fish had better have had its shots.
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I'm the food and recreation director
here at La Grunta...
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That thing attacked me.
That's not what my niece paid for.
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-Is it?
-No.
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Is it?
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You all used me for chum.
That stupid fish could've drowned me.
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Mr. Hill, there's no way on earth
Duke would have let you drown.
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That dolphin loves you. A lot.
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That's a damn funny way to show it.
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Mr. Hill, Duke has the same desires
we all do.
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With all of your fondling,
Duke became aroused...
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and was attempting to become...
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physically intimate with you.
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HANK: Oh, my God!
INSTRUCTOR: It's a compliment, really.
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[Choking]
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He's not going to get away with this.
Give me that tape!
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I'm sending this in
to When Animals Attack...
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and then they'll fly us out to Hollywood,
'cause it'll win.
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Luanne, please!
No one is going to see that tape.
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Now, Mr. Hill,
let's move on past the blame game.
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I don't care who led who on.
Now, if you'll sign our waiver form...
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-Uncle Hank?
-...your family's brunch is free.
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That handsome bathrobe is yours
along with a beautiful gift basket...
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and we'll throw in 25 La Grunta dollars.
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HANK: Fine.
DIRECTOR: We'll go get the form.
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Luanne, you and I have a secret
that we must take to our graves.
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Are you threatening to kill me, Uncle Hank?
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Of course not.
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PEGGY: They're right,
La Grunta is La Greatest.
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They even have extra-wide slippers
for the full-footed woman.
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Luanne, honey,
how could you afford all these things?
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How could I afford not to?
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What really I meant was--
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I don't know how she could be
so dang generous, either.
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You didn't steal them, did you?
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You didn't.
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Honey, did you try the capers
with your fruit pies yet?
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That was a real disappointment.
I'd rather not talk about it.
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We're doing great.
They don't suspect a thing.
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See that? It's like it never happened.
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But you can't mention it to me even...
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-or it's like it did happen, you see?
-Gotcha.
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La Grunta Microbrewery.
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-Shut up, Dale.
-You can't say, "Shut up.�
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I haven't made fun of you
for going to the hotel yet.
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How long will you
beat this into the ground?
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The hotel is history.
I thought I could have a morning...
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without hearing about the dolphin,
but I guess not.
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So what's your damn dolphin joke?
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-Now you've ruined it.
-Good.
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Hank's got one.
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I get hooksies.
244
00:13:58,538 --> 00:13:59,869
HANK: Get it off.
245
00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:06,735
It was an ugly fish. I got a little scared, too.
246
00:14:07,246 --> 00:14:11,308
98.8 degrees.
You can have it your way, Mr. Egg.
247
00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:14,216
We can wait just as long as you.
248
00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:18,113
You're not dealing with a couple of
hormone-crazed teenagers here.
249
00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:19,419
Come on!
250
00:14:19,959 --> 00:14:21,222
[Knocking at door]
251
00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:23,356
Okay, we're decent.
252
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:26,965
Turn-down service. Here's your hotel mints.
253
00:14:30,269 --> 00:14:32,260
Bingo! It's time!
254
00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:37,771
Oh, yeah.
255
00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:41,944
[Dolphins squeaking]
256
00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:43,382
[Yelling]
257
00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:46,049
Hank, what's wrong with you?
258
00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:47,378
[Knocking at door]
259
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,356
Are you guys going to eat those mints?
260
00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:54,688
Good day for it, too.
261
00:14:55,161 --> 00:14:58,620
All right, drink girl!
The drink girl gets to take my putt for me.
262
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:02,031
LUANNE: I don't know how.
GOLFER #1: It's easy. Here I'll show you.
263
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:05,627
Now, you relax the grip,
keep your arms straight.
264
00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:09,968
Shoulders back. Now, flex those knees
and bend your waist.
265
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,272
[Golfer #1 laughing]
266
00:15:13,946 --> 00:15:16,005
You have good form.
267
00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:17,446
Sorry, I got to go.
268
00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:20,611
Wait, the lesson's not over yet.
We didn't pay for our drinks.
269
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,085
That's okay.
270
00:15:26,025 --> 00:15:28,221
-Coming through.
-Don't touch me.
271
00:15:28,327 --> 00:15:30,887
-I'm sorry.
-That's okay.
272
00:15:31,397 --> 00:15:34,298
-You didn't do anything.
-Is something wrong?
273
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:37,432
I shouldn't tell anyone.
274
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:40,529
You didn't tell me, I figured it out.
275
00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:42,238
I guess.
276
00:15:44,076 --> 00:15:47,842
Some of the men
on the golf course got fresh with me.
277
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:51,276
Did they use any swear words?
278
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:54,319
No, it was more physical.
279
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:55,888
HANK: Did you report them?
280
00:15:55,988 --> 00:15:59,049
No. Then everyone would know.
281
00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:03,061
I shouldn't have taken the putt
in the first place. That was unprofessional.
282
00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:04,527
That's crazy.
283
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:08,225
-You didn't tell anyone when you were--
-Luanne. Please.
284
00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:11,162
It's better to just
put these things behind you.
285
00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:13,637
If you can make it work, so can I.
286
00:16:13,739 --> 00:16:17,073
-Now, wait a minute, I didn't mean--
-Sorry. Can't talk about it.
287
00:16:18,277 --> 00:16:21,941
Now I'm not so sure
I want to be a golf course drink girl.
288
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:31,518
-Dad, we're down to two jars of capers.
-We can't get any more.
289
00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:34,457
What does that mean? How hard can it be?
290
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:37,325
HANK: You don't want to know.
PEGGY: What are you doing, Luanne?
291
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:40,263
Looking pretty in public
is just asking for trouble...
292
00:16:40,366 --> 00:16:42,835
so I borrowed some of your clothes.
293
00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:46,535
Okay, I'm just saying...
294
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:49,370
those two jars won't get me
through the weekend.
295
00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:50,532
No!
296
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:57,806
All right, Hank, I'm nobody's fool.
So, what exactly is going on?
297
00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:05,657
It was the dolphin. He attacked me.
298
00:17:06,058 --> 00:17:07,253
I see.
299
00:17:07,393 --> 00:17:09,725
No, it was more than that. He...
300
00:17:10,296 --> 00:17:12,628
Remember the movie on Lifetime?
301
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:15,895
You know, what Gregory Harrison
did to Valerie Bertinelli?
302
00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:18,937
My God! I have never...
303
00:17:19,171 --> 00:17:22,801
Actually, I have had a dog hump my leg.
It doesn't feel good, does it?
304
00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:23,899
No.
305
00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:28,447
I thought ignoring it would make it better,
but it just made it worse for everyone.
306
00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:32,351
You know, I've never said this
about anything before...
307
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:36,646
-but it feels good to talk about it.
-That's good. Come on, just let it all out.
308
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:41,023
It is so horrible. I mean, that creature
swimming at you with that hungry look...
309
00:17:41,127 --> 00:17:43,789
waving his...
I mean, does he even have a...
310
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:47,059
-It's a mammal, Peggy.
-Then, of course, he would.
311
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:50,693
I'm sorry. He is a mammal
and would have mammalian organs...
312
00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:53,238
roughly in proportion to body size,
I'm guessing...
313
00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:57,139
-That's enough talking about it for now.
-Whatever feels best.
314
00:17:57,443 --> 00:18:00,708
This is all so disorienting. It's hard not to...
315
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,975
-I mean, did he know where to go?
-Peggy!
316
00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:04,917
I don't know what I'll do...
317
00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:07,850
but it starts with
not lying about what happened.
318
00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:10,582
It's the dolphin
who ought to be ashamed of himself.
319
00:18:16,395 --> 00:18:17,658
[Bill crying]
320
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,596
It happened to me.
321
00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:29,233
The same thing happened to me
six years ago...
322
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:32,341
-and four years ago.
-What?
323
00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:36,813
Yeah. I saved up the $150
and I was going to live it up.
324
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:41,376
I was going to live it up like the big boys,
swimming with the dolphins.
325
00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:44,582
It was going to turn my life around.
326
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:47,225
Give me my confidence back.
327
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,117
And then...
328
00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:50,753
What'd you do about it?
329
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:53,992
Those hotel guys bought me off...
330
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:59,197
with this T-shirt.
It made me feel cheap and used...
331
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:01,273
but it breathes nice.
332
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:03,433
All right, there's one thing I can do.
333
00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:06,512
Quit drinking that hotel beer.
I'm going to take it back.
334
00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:09,381
Hey!
335
00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:16,120
Good for you, Hank Hill. You throw those
30 pieces of silver right back at them.
336
00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:18,115
The slippers too, Peggy.
337
00:19:18,224 --> 00:19:21,250
A pair of slippers
isn't going to give you your dignity back.
338
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:24,261
-You were humped by a dolphin.
-Come on, Peggy.
339
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:27,329
[Upbeat instrumental music]
340
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,135
[Squeaking]
341
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:35,130
Yes, that's so true. You're so wise.
342
00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:38,040
There. Take it all back.
I don't want your payoff.
343
00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:40,772
What do you want? Money? Publicity?
344
00:19:40,946 --> 00:19:44,746
I want to see to it that no one has
to go through what I went through...
345
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:48,081
-except for a female dolphin.
-You signed the agreement.
346
00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:51,656
Our lawyers will do what it takes
to protect the good name of La Grunta.
347
00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:56,151
Why must you speak through
guys like him?
348
00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:57,991
Why is it never me?
349
00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:03,932
GOLFER #1: Here you go, darling.
350
00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:05,897
[Tense instrumental music]
351
00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:08,329
[Squeaking loudly]
352
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:16,208
What's this? Who are you?
The parking guy?
353
00:20:16,348 --> 00:20:18,339
Okay, I'm not handicapped.
354
00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:23,820
Go ahead. Run. Because I'm through
running away from you.
355
00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:26,584
From now on,
I'm going to dress any way I want...
356
00:20:26,692 --> 00:20:28,683
and you'll just have to deal with it.
357
00:20:32,631 --> 00:20:35,657
HANK: You think you can touch anyone
you want, anywhere you want?
358
00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:38,760
You think it's okay
because no one says it's not?
359
00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:44,109
Okay. You threw me in the pool. Good job.
360
00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:47,077
I don't care.
I was going for a swim anyway.
361
00:20:49,348 --> 00:20:52,648
You know, people pay a lot of money
to swim in here.
362
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:56,086
You gave it to me for free. Thanks, pal.
363
00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:59,486
I owe you one. Maybe I'll buy you a beer.
364
00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:01,918
What are you...
365
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:03,793
[Golfer #1 yelling]
366
00:21:06,298 --> 00:21:07,561
[Dolphin squeaking]
367
00:21:12,571 --> 00:21:16,940
Let's all wish Duke good luck
as he begins his return to the ocean.
368
00:21:17,476 --> 00:21:18,966
Goodbye, Duke.
369
00:21:20,246 --> 00:21:22,078
So long, little buddy.
370
00:21:23,048 --> 00:21:25,710
Goodbye, Duke. I love you.
371
00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:29,011
Mom, can I have a T-shirt?
372
00:21:31,590 --> 00:21:34,821
-Thank you, Uncle Hank.
-You're welcome, Luanne.
373
00:21:35,361 --> 00:21:38,422
Can I send in the video
to When Animals Attack now?
374
00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:41,432
HANK: I don't think so.
LUANNE: We could split the money.
375
00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:43,298
HANK: That's not necessary.
376
00:21:43,402 --> 00:21:46,372
LUANNE: I can have it all?
HANK: Luanne, give me the tape.
377
00:21:46,605 --> 00:21:49,199
LUANNE: I already sent it in.
I thought you'd say yes.
378
00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:50,218
[Hank sighing]
379
00:21:50,242 --> 00:21:50,333
[Hank sighing]
380
00:21:57,516 --> 00:21:59,450
[Theme song]
381
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,609
HANK: / never get brunch.
382
00:22:29,659 --> 00:22:34,209
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