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[Theme music]
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[Grunting]
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Just two more, come on.
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ANNOUNCER: Okay, five more.
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Okay, five more!
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Hey, you said two!
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You can't predict this tape.
I've done it enough to know.
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My Game Boy's out of batteries.
I need to get on the Nintendo, quick!
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Just a minute, Bobby. Get ready to turn.
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And turn!
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Way to go, Bobby.
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Hi, Uncle Hank.
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Shut that off!
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Bobby, stop dancing. Now!
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He's not just dancing.
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He's firming his thighs
and tightening his buttocks.
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Watch your mouth!
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[Hank yelling]
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HANK: Luanne!
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Damn it. Look at this place.
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LUANNE: What is it, Uncle Hank?
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The sofa bed's in the "out"� position.
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HANK: I can't find nothing in here anymore.
LUANNE: What are you looking for?
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HANK: I didn't used to have to be
looking for something.
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I'd come into my den and just look.
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Look at my different stuff
and get ideas about what I want.
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Don't worry, Uncle Hank.
I'll be out of your hair soon.
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I think Buckley's going to
ask me to move in.
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Isn't it neat?
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I'll be going from Daddy to you to Buckley.
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Yeah, it's an amazing journey, Luanne.
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What about this?
Maybe you want this record?
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-No, it doesn't work like that.
-How about this tackle box?
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Luanne, what did I just...
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Well, that might need reorganizing.
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[Motorcycle approaching]
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HANK: Get a muffler!
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[All shouting]
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BILL: What do you think you're doing?
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Why do you let Luanne
go out with that hairball?
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It's none of my business.
She's not my daughter.
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Anyway, Buckley may be dumb as dirt,
but he's her ticket out of my house.
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[Tires screeching]
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Keep going!
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They should be out of my sight by now.
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[Shouting]
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[Sobbing]
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LUANNE: He... I... We... Oh...
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[Muttering] Man, them dang old birds,
man, flying low this season.
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They's probably dang old awkward, man,
tell you what.
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[Sobbing]
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What the hell was that?
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That was a breakup.
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At least, that's what it was
the last time I ran into the house crying.
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[Sobbing hysterically]
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[Laughing nervously]
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A lot of tears.
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Guess what was on sale?
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Oh, my Lord! You've been dumped!
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There, there. All right.
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You tell Aunt Peggy all about it.
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[Sobbing]
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[Sobbing]
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[Saw running]
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Fishsticks?
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HANK: I was almost killed at work today--
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Okay, Hank, please! Try and be sensitive.
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[Sobbing]
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Okay, honey. Go ahead. You let it out.
It is natural.
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This is the healing process.
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[Luanne snorting]
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[Luanne sobbing]
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[Sighing]
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-Peggy.
- I had a talk with her today.
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We are past the first hump.
So, that leaves only seven more humps.
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Peggy, I need you to fix her now.
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Without my quiet time,
I am not an effective propane salesman.
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You can't rush it, Hank.
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The formula is,
for however long she was dating him...
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that's how long it takes to get over him.
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You mean,
we got three more weeks of this?
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If you don't fix her, I'll have to.
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Honey, I don't think you have
the tools for that job.
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-What's that supposed to mean?
-Remember when my aunt died...
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and you kept grabbing my waist
and saying, "Let's wrestle"?
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Yeah. You told me it helped you.
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I did? Well, yes, it did.
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-See?
-If you really want to help...
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sometime tomorrow,
tell Luanne she looks pretty.
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-What's that got to do with anything?
-She just needs to hear it from a man.
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Three words, "You look pretty.�
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And nothing more.
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MAN ON TV:
So, what you thinking about, Stu?
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STU: I'm thinking about flipping that steak.
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All righty!
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No! Flip that other one!
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ANNOUNCER: Don't go away.
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We'll be right back
with more of Make a Steak.
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MALE SINGER: At Mega Lo Mart
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you're shopping for the rest of your life
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How you doing out there?
I'm Chuck Mangione.
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You know, even celebrities
have to hunt for bargains.
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That's why I go to the Mega Lo Mart,
where shopping feels so good!
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This week, 12 five-pound bags
of gourmet chocolates for $10.
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That's Buckley's section.
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[Sobbing]
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You look pretty.
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I was dumped!
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PEGGY [Flashback]:
Three words, nothing more.
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"You look pretty." Nothing more.
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Why aren't you saying anything?
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[Stammers]
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I never liked that Buckley.
You should be happy.
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That guy was an annoying,
greasy-headed loser.
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I was dumped by a loser.
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[Sobbing]
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Jeez.
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Luanne, sometimes,
life throws you a curve ball.
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There's two ways you can deal with it.
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You can cry,
and that's the path you've chosen...
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or you can not cry.
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How do you not cry?
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Well, instead of letting it out...
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try holding it in.
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Every time you have a feeling...
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just stick it into a little pit
inside your stomach and never let it out.
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Are you supposed to have a pain
under your rib?
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Yes. That's natural.
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The body doesn't want to swallow
its emotions.
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But now you go ahead and
put that pain inside your stomach, too.
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I think it's working, Uncle Hank.
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I feel sick, but not sad.
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There you go. Look at my friend, Bill.
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He went through
the worst divorce this county's ever seen.
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But you never see him crying.
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But you never see him crying.
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[Bill sobbing]
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-I'm scared I'll never find another guy.
-Don't worry about that.
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Peggy told me.
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If you dated your old boyfriend
for three weeks...
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you'll get a new one in three weeks, tops.
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LUANNE: Another thing
I hate about Buckley...
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he takes me to all-you-can-eat
and says I have to sneak off his plate...
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so I just get iced tea.
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Then he's too scared
of getting caught to share.
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I hate guys like that.
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Why do boys with braces
always want to French kiss?
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[Stammers]
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Pass me some more of that cookie dough.
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[Moans]
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I never knew you could eat it raw.
It's almost as good as ice cream.
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They make ice cream
with cookie dough already in it.
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Damn, sister. Get me my keys!
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[Laughing]
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PEGGY: Luanne, where've you been?
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-We were supposed to be crying all night.
- I spent the whole day with Uncle Hank.
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Luanne, why don't you
go get the fold-out ready?
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Okay. Good night,
Uncle Hank and Aunt Peggy.
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-Good night. Hank, what did you do?
- I did what you couldn't do.
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I'm not saying you're not good
at what you do.
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I'm just saying I'm better.
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I went in there and fixed her,
like fixing a carburetor.
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And you know what?
It was fun. Like fixing a carburetor.
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But, Hank, I told you not to meddle.
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This is a natural process,
and you cannot manipulate--
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You know, you look pretty.
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Really?
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Oh, Hank.
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Well, that's sweet.
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-But I mean it. You have got to stop--
-You look pretty, Peg.
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Oh, thank you.
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[Country music playing in bar]
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HANK: You ladies go on ahead.
We've got to help Bill close his jeans.
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All right, let's go.
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All right, we have to find
a nice boyfriend for Luanne.
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That seems like a pile of work
just to get your den back.
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Well, it's not about my den.
It's about that poor girl living in my den.
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So, what's her type?
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[Instrumental rock music]
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Never mind about her type.
Just find a regular guy.
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It's a scientific fact
that women like round, muscular butts.
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I'm going to look for a guy
with a round, muscular butt.
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Maybe we should split up.
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One more thing.
Peggy doesn't know about this.
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-Well, you want me to tell her?
-No, Bill.
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Just dance with her. Keep her busy.
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What? Me? Dancing?
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I don't want... I don't know...
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My arms around a warm... Okay.
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[Country music playing]
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Hmm.
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No.
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Hmm.
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Possible.
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Dale, I bought you a beer.
Mind if I dance with your wife?
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Take her.
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Sucker.
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[Muttering] No, man.
You don't have to worry about that.
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You go out with Luanne, she'll go dutch.
There'll be no other way.
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Well, you smell nice.
Dance with me, sugar?
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I tell you what, it's that dang old CK One,
man, just like catnip.
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Hey...
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You seem like a regular guy.
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-Hey, what's Hank doing over there?
- I don't see him.
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Bill, why are you spinning me
into Souvenir Gulch?
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It's been awhile.
I can't remember all the steps.
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Just do what I say, and we'll get along fine.
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On three, brush right, then fan left,
and scoop and scrape the sky.
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-What's your name, son?
-Wade, sir.
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-That's some buckle you got there.
-Thank you, sir.
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Means a lot coming from a man like you,
who, I can plainly see...
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knows a thing or two about buckles.
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[Hank stammering]
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Well, this round's on me.
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And grapevine left, pitch right,
fan, fan, double-dog-down.
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Get your kick. Now slap that heel.
Heel, toe, heel, toe...
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-Quarterback, huh?
-Varsity.
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-Love your mama?
-You know I do.
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-She cook with a gas range?
-Propane.
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-I don't know if I'm ready, Uncle Hank.
-Sure you are.
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And Wade's a catch and a half.
He can run the 40 in under 5 seconds.
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-But my heart is telling me--
-Your heart is telling you?
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Who's the boss? You or your heart?
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You are. Your heart is your employee.
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So get your heart off its butt
and back to work.
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You're right, Uncle Hank.
What am I waiting for?
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Let's go get Wade!
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[Music stops]
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Bill, you need more confidence in yourself.
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If you ask Peggy Hill,
you Boot Scoot with the best of them.
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I don't know...
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EMCEE: All right,
this next one's going to be ladies' choice.
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Excuse me, Bill.
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[Music starts again]
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Hey, Peggy.
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Better than aerobics, huh?
You worked up quite a sweat.
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That's not my sweat.
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-Where's Luanne?
-Luanne's fine.
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She's gonna get a ride home with a friend.
Tush-push on three!
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And three!
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Is Luanne going to marry
her new boyfriend?
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Well, you never can tell.
But my guess is, yeah.
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BUCKLEY: Luanne!
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HANK: That's Buckley!
Those better be for me!
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No, they're for me for later.
Where's Luanne?
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Luanne is out with her new boyfriend.
247
00:13:44,957 --> 00:13:47,324
She's in love. You blew it, dip head.
248
00:13:47,393 --> 00:13:50,522
You can't compete with this new guy.
He's a football player.
249
00:13:50,596 --> 00:13:53,190
And football players
know how to treat women right.
250
00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:56,031
Now get off my lawn, and don't come back.
251
00:13:57,503 --> 00:14:00,803
Why did you send Buckley away?
Luanne wants him back.
252
00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:03,773
Not going to happen.
I found her a new guy.
253
00:14:03,876 --> 00:14:07,278
You broke the rebound rule?
What has gotten into you, Hank?
254
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:11,011
Well, I was kind of hoping
she might fall in love with Wade.
255
00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:14,918
Hope in one hand and boo in the other.
See which one gets full first.
256
00:14:14,987 --> 00:14:18,821
You are out of your depth, Hank Hill.
You've opened a Pandora's Box.
257
00:14:18,891 --> 00:14:22,384
A box that has a sign that reads,
"For Women Only."�
258
00:14:22,995 --> 00:14:26,488
As long as it took that river to carve
the Grand Canyon...
259
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:30,935
that is how long women have been learning
to subtly manipulate relationships.
260
00:14:31,003 --> 00:14:33,267
You only think it's easy...
261
00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:35,364
because we make it look easy.
262
00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:37,569
Did you really believe...
263
00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:40,374
you could step in and fix it overnight?
264
00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:43,013
Could you really be such a fool?
265
00:14:43,449 --> 00:14:46,228
Woe is you, Hank Hill. Woe is you!
266
00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:46,275
Woe is you, Hank Hill. Woe is you!
267
00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:49,420
No! Everything is going to be fine.
268
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:53,022
Wade's a good guy.
You don't know. He runs fast.
269
00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:54,526
It'll be fine.
270
00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:55,584
[Tires screeching]
271
00:14:55,661 --> 00:14:56,856
What's that?
272
00:14:58,664 --> 00:15:00,689
See? Everything's fine.
273
00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:02,758
Good old Wade drove her home.
274
00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:06,100
Look at that, he's fixed his Dodge up
just like Boomhauer's.
275
00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:08,641
PEGGY: Why on earth
would anyone do that?
276
00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:10,140
Boombhauer!
277
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,338
Good night. Thanks for the lift.
278
00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:16,106
No!
279
00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:31,328
HANK: Luanne, what happened to Wade?
280
00:15:31,397 --> 00:15:34,332
Why aren't you with Wade? I want Wade!
281
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:37,927
As soon as you left,
Wade turned into Mr. Grabby Sam.
282
00:15:38,004 --> 00:15:41,030
I think you fixed me up with him
to get your den back.
283
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:43,166
Thank goodness Boomhauer gave me a lift.
284
00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:46,439
A lift? Is that
what they're calling it these days?
285
00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:48,002
You can't trust this guy.
286
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:51,277
He's a no-good, immoral,
skirt-chasing rascal.
287
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:54,115
At least you like him better than Buckley.
288
00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:56,622
What are you saying?
He's your new boyfriend?
289
00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:58,350
PEGGY: Hank?
LUANNE: So? What if he is?
290
00:15:58,424 --> 00:16:00,415
If he is, he ain't no more!
291
00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:03,360
You can't tell me what to do.
You're not my father.
292
00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:06,763
Yeah, I guess not. Damn straight I'm not.
293
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:09,928
But while you're under my roof,
I'm your landlord!
294
00:16:10,002 --> 00:16:12,903
And as your landlord,
I forbid you to date Boomhauer!
295
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,703
-Shut up, Hank.
- I can find another roof!
296
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:17,539
I'll stay at Boomhauer's!
297
00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:18,771
-Fine!
-Fine!
298
00:16:18,845 --> 00:16:21,280
Hey, wait, man. This ain't gonna work out...
299
00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:24,112
these little gals coming around here,
flat out no, man.
300
00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:25,810
Thanks, Boomhauer. Let's go.
301
00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:29,412
These dang old women from Mars, man.
I'll tell you what.
302
00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:38,192
Don't go in there, Luanne. I'm warning you.
303
00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:39,754
You'll be sorry!
304
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:43,427
DALE: Damn it! This neighborhood
is turning into Melrose Place.
305
00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:51,475
[Leaf blower running]
306
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:59,174
Hank, it is after midnight!
What the heck are you doing?
307
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:01,812
Clearing some space for my leaf blower.
308
00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:05,950
Hank, this is not about
the leaf blower, is it?
309
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,356
Sure it is.
310
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,057
[Swallowing]
311
00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:13,659
-What are you eating?
-Nothing.
312
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,861
You're eating your emotions, aren't you?
313
00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:18,267
Maybe. Who knows?
I don't care. Whatever.
314
00:17:18,337 --> 00:17:22,069
You thought you could fix Luanne
like a flywheel drive plate.
315
00:17:22,141 --> 00:17:24,337
But a flywheel drive plate
doesn't talk back.
316
00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:26,606
Flywheel drive plates do not have feelings.
317
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:29,080
-Flywheel drive plates--
- I took her in, Peg.
318
00:17:29,148 --> 00:17:33,551
I put a 20-year roof over her head
and a sofa sleeper under the rest of her.
319
00:17:33,619 --> 00:17:36,645
And this is the thanks I get?
Well, no thanks.
320
00:17:37,323 --> 00:17:38,484
[Gulping]
321
00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:40,815
Just face it, Hank Hill.
322
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:44,727
The only reason you're this upset is
because you care so much about Luanne.
323
00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:47,596
The only thing I care about
is getting my den back.
324
00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:54,964
Boy, I've never been in here before.
325
00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:56,873
It sure is bachelory.
326
00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:59,177
Can I turn this light on?
327
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:01,303
[Stammering]
328
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:04,245
That's real pretty. Gosh.
329
00:18:05,117 --> 00:18:08,018
You move very fast, Boomhauer, but...
330
00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:12,417
I'm having all these feelings,
and I need just a little time to...
331
00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:13,982
[Door slams]
332
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:15,884
[Sighs]
333
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:19,531
HANK: Okay, last case of beer.
Let's divvy it up.
334
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:21,824
BILL: Hey!
335
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:24,233
It don't split up even anymore.
336
00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:26,067
DALE: That one's Boomhauer's.
337
00:18:26,138 --> 00:18:28,664
That cradle robber's
getting none of my beer.
338
00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:30,505
Boomhauer didn't do anything.
339
00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:33,978
Even if he did, why do you care?
Luanne's not your relation.
340
00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:38,745
Hell, she's my wife's brother's daughter.
You can't get any closer than that.
341
00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:42,719
Look, let's just split that six-pack up.
We can each take two.
342
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,652
Tell you what, I'll take the whole thing.
343
00:18:46,592 --> 00:18:49,493
Okay, Mom, let's try a move of my own.
344
00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:53,025
And split kick right, and back...
345
00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:56,296
and split kick left, and sideways shuffle.
346
00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:57,427
Go!
347
00:18:59,405 --> 00:19:01,533
-Are you okay, Bobby?
-Yeah.
348
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,609
Well, it was a nice move.
349
00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:06,411
-Yeah.
-Oh, honey.
350
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:09,881
-It's just not right without Luanne.
-Yeah.
351
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:18,115
This was a nice idea, Peg.
Get us out of that house.
352
00:19:18,190 --> 00:19:20,887
Son, they got eight kinds of ketchup here...
353
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,985
and three kinds of cats up.
354
00:19:23,129 --> 00:19:25,461
BOOMHAUER: I think I'll have
some fried chicken...
355
00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:28,990
a plate of fried chicken, French fries,
and some fried okra.
356
00:19:29,535 --> 00:19:33,972
Luanne! And Boombhauer, too.
Well, isn't this a nice surprise?
357
00:19:35,374 --> 00:19:37,604
Is that gravy lumpy tonight?
358
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,940
Hi, Aunt Peggy, Uncle Hank.
359
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:44,210
I'll take a bowl of the white gravy
and a bowl of brown gravy.
360
00:19:44,283 --> 00:19:47,253
Hey, Dad, it's Luanne, right behind you.
361
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,547
Dad! It's Luanne!
362
00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:53,892
Hey, Dad. Can't you hear me?
Luanne, right behind you!
363
00:19:57,663 --> 00:20:01,293
Hank, man, I don't know what
you're thinking, but you've got to know...
364
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:05,099
I'm no Woody Allen with that Soon-Li.
Nothing's going to happen.
365
00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:08,573
Boomhauer, you're not going
to talk your way out of this one.
366
00:20:08,674 --> 00:20:12,372
-Uncle Hank, I was--
-Don't "Uncle" me anymore, Luanne.
367
00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:15,471
Just come on by tomorrow,
and pick your stuff up.
368
00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:18,016
I got it all boxed and ready to go.
369
00:20:20,786 --> 00:20:22,777
PEGGY: You finally got your wish.
370
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:25,984
You are going to get your den back.
I hope you're happy.
371
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,184
[Sobbing]
372
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,086
HANK: Look, she's crying again.
373
00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:34,929
I guess she just got dumped
by her new boyfriend, Boomhauer.
374
00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:37,735
[Whispering] He didn't dump her, you did.
375
00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:38,793
What was that?
376
00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:41,932
BOBBY: She said,
"Boomhauer didn't dump her, you did!"
377
00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:44,204
Pass the cats up.
378
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:48,670
[Sighs]
379
00:20:52,351 --> 00:20:55,116
LUANNE: I came for my stuff.
HANK: It's all in there.
380
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,523
[Sobbing]
381
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:14,203
I was moving stuff around...
382
00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:17,901
and it seems that
the room looks a little better this way.
383
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:20,242
The bed is even out.
384
00:21:20,312 --> 00:21:24,078
I figure there's no sense
in packing it up night after night.
385
00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:26,885
I love you, Uncle Hank.
386
00:21:27,419 --> 00:21:28,580
[Sobbing]
387
00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:30,450
Oh, Lord.
388
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:36,262
[Sobbing]
389
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,729
Is he still looking?
390
00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:45,226
Yeah.
391
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:48,205
You know, Hank,
maybe it's time to settle this.
392
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:49,297
Yeah...
393
00:21:49,441 --> 00:21:52,172
I just hate these big emotional scenes.
394
00:21:53,345 --> 00:21:55,575
Well, let's get it over with.
395
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:57,146
Boombhauer!
396
00:21:57,216 --> 00:21:58,240
Yeah?
397
00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,409
HANK: Beer?
398
00:22:00,953 --> 00:22:02,079
Yeah.
399
00:22:03,789 --> 00:22:05,621
That was beautiful.
400
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:07,387
[Gulping]
401
00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:09,221
[Gulping]
402
00:22:09,271 --> 00:22:13,821
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