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♪ Inspector Gadget ♪
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♪ Inspector Gadget ♪
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♪ Inspector Gadget ♪
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♪ Inspector Gadget ♪
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♪ Go, go, Gadget, go ♪
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♪ Go, go, Gadget, go ♪
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♪ Go, go, Gadget, go ♪
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♪ Go, go, get 'em, Gadget ♪
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♪ Inspector Gadget ♪
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♪ Inspector Gadget ♪
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♪ Go, go, Gadget, go ♪
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♪ Go, go, get 'em, Gadget ♪
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♪ Inspector Gadget ♪
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You were known as
the MAD Weed Wacko
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because you were covered
in an itchy poison ivy rash
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which made you hate plants
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more than any kid
has ever hated vegetables.
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Well, your rash is cured
and you've done a lot of personal growth.
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Tell me, what do you see here?
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I, um, I see a nice plant
that I don't despise
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and that I definitely
don't want to chop up
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into tiny little pieces of pulpy mulch?
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Wonderful. You love plants now.
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I love them with all my heart.
Especially, this special little plant.
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I've been giving it water,
light, love, lullabies
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and totally not-evil genetic-powers.
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Perfect. Then I can say you're no longer
the MAD Weed Wacko.
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You're now The MAD Weed Sane-o!
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And you're free to go.
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Oh, yes, laughing is healthy.
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I'm totally not late,
your clock is fast! Ew!
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I really hope Uncle Claw
doesn't know you do that in his chair
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when he's not around.
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Speaking of which,
where is the main MAD man?
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I'm only late because finding parking
in New York City is totally impossible.
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Oh, wait, a spot!
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You dare steal a spot from Dr. Claw?
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That's it. New evil plan.
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I'm turning Central Park
into Central Parking Lot.
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Get me the Weed Wacko.
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He hates trees
and he's getting out of prison today.
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Once Central Park's paved,
I'll find a place to park.
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Then take over the world!
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Oh, oh, oh, a spot!
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No one cuts off Claw!
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Why do I get all the whack jobs?
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Meditation is so... peaceful.
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Mm-hm.
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Wowzers.
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You two need more rest.
You fell asleep sitting up.
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We weren't sleeping, Uncle Gadget,
we were meditating.
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Trying to see our inner-selves.
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I always found the best way to see that
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is with a go, go, Gadget,
hand-guided endoscope.
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There! Now we can all see
Brain's inner-self.
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- It's surprisingly bony.
- Psst, Gadget.
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Hey Chief, are you looking
to see your inner-self too?
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I already know what's in there.
Pizza, mainly.
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And it turns out, the MAD Weed Wacko
has been doing some inner-reflection too.
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After a lot of rehabilitation,
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the plant-hating MAD Weed Wacko
has been declared sane
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and not a threat to plants or society.
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Your mission is to pick him up
and get his MAD secrets.
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This message will self-destruct.
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They're letting the MAD Weed Wacko out?
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- He's gotta be faking his new self.
- Have faith in people, Penny.
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I've got a feeling that Mr. Wacko
wants to blossom into a flower of goodness
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and plant the seeds of a new beginning.
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I love you planty, yes I do!
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Hey, Weed Wacko.
Guess I'm your welcome wagon.
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Dr. Claw wants you to destroy
all the plants in Central Park.
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I'm afraid I can't help you.
I'm reformed and I love plants now. See?
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Huh? OK, you keep doing that.
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I'm gonna find a corner to shudder in.
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Still calling fake.
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For one, how do we know
he really likes plants now?
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Yes! I love planty smooches.
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I want to make a garden.
A beautiful garden.
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- Huh?
- A garden?
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I'm so proud of you, Mr. Wacko.
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A garden's a wonderful way
to contribute to society.
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In fact, I'm going to summon all of HQ
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to help you plant
your garden of rehabilitation.
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Yes, and then the planters
will become the plants.
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Bad news, Uncle Claw,
Weed Wacko's rehabilitated.
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- He loves plants now.
- Like, really loves them.
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Then de-rehabilitate him or get him back
to being plain old habilitated.
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Oh, a parking spot!
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Welcome everyone.
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I've called you all here to help Mr. Wacko
with his Garden of Rehabilitation.
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Is this like The Grow Garden Grow Game
but for reals?
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'Cause I'm totes
a grandmaster gardener on that...
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Wowzers. You sure have
a green thumb, Mr. Wacko.
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Soon all your thumbs will be green.
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I detect notes of shoe leather, licorice,
moldy fungus, straitjackets...
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...and industrial cleanser.
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Well, Mr. Wacko,
we have a lot more planting to do.
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Yes, the whole world is waiting.
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Laughing is fun.
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Whoa, whoa.
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No need to fight.
We've got bigger weeds to pull.
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Fine. Keep talking.
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We need to cure that wacko
of his love for plants, right?
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So, all we have to do
is fill him with hate again.
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And who's the best
at filling people with hate?
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Me! So, you in?
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Hmm, OK Talon, but once
the Weed Wacko hates plants again,
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the next thing that'll be planted
is your butt... in a cell.
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Mm-hm.
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Wowzers!
These trees look so incredibly peaceful.
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You're really something, Mr. Wacko.
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Thank you,
but I want an even bigger garden
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and to turn even more people into...
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Gardeners! I read you loud and clear.
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I'll get more people
into your bushy little hands.
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How you ever could've been evil,
I'll never know.
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Go, go, Gadget, gardening team.
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Welcome to Mr. Wacko's
Garden of Rehabilitation, volunteers.
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According to my gardening book,
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the first thing we need to do
is pant more trees.
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Pant more trees? Must be a typo.
Go, go, Gadget, proofreader.
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Who needs a book
when the garden's growing by the minute?
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Great job, me.
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Brown and green are so not my colors,
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I'm totes a Winter.
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OK, hairspray, what's your plan?
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It's genius in its simplicity,
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but listen close,
'cause there are a lot of moving parts.
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We beat the MAD Weed Wacko... with sticks!
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That's it? Worst plan ever!
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Oh, is science a better plan?
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What were you gonna suggest,
throwing a baking soda volcano at him?
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I'll throw you into a volcano.
Minus the baking soda.
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That's Science and Math. Boom.
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Oh, good one,
but your bark is worse than your bite.
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Which will be double true
when you have actual bark.
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Tut-tut, you shouldn't be arguing
in the Garden of Rehabilitation.
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You should turn over a new leaf,
like Mr. Wacko up there right above you.
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Oh, they'll turn over new leaves
all right.
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Lots of leaves!
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I think your garden needs
a little more dogwood.
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Huh?
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Man, I should have saved
my bark pun for this. Ha!
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Um, Pen? Behind you.
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Get back here, kids!
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Go, go, Gadget, teen takers!
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Wowzers!
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Penny and friend,
it's time to help with the planting.
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Uncle Gadget,
he's transforming people into plants.
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Yes, he really is transforming
people's preconceived notions of plants.
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No. He's gardening people.
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We're all gardening people, Penny.
Now, let's bury you two in work.
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Two more volunteers for you, Mr. Wacko.
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I told you
we should have beat him with sticks...
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Hey!
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It's over. The world is doomed
to be my garden.
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Now, I'll finally kiss all the plants
that I love so much.
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Ah, there's nothing like the laugh
of a reformed MAD man.
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Uncle Gadget!
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Not now, tree that looks like Penny,
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I'm telling Mr. Wacko how very proud I am
of his commitment to reform.
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In fact, I got him a garden warming gift.
Go, go, Gadget, plant present.
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Is that...
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Poison ivy!
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Not again!
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I hate poison ivy!
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I hate plants!
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Congratulations, Gadget.
You uprooted MAD's evil weeds once again.
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Thanks, Chief, but it was all Mr. Wacko.
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Aww, the little guy's all tuckered out.
And so am I.
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Who wants lunch? I'm thinking salad?
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A little help here?
Anyone?
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I hate this!
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Talon's a tree?
Huh.
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Today actually worked out pretty well.
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Oh! A parking spot!
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Next time, Gadget! Next time!
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The Laser Express!
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It's so generous of Sir Owen
to loan it to HQ
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while he's off hunting
the world's most dangerous game,
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man... atees!
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I can't wait to hop aboard,
I have such fond memories of last time.
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Don't worry, Brain,
this ride will go way smoother,
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'cause a certain someone
stayed up all night
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planning for every possible scenario.
Booya!
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All aboard!
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- Toot-toot!
- Conductor Quimby!
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Are you here to play us the 1812 Overture?
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I'm not that kind of conductor, Gadget.
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But I did orchestrate your next mission.
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As you may have heard,
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Agent Carl from Accounting apprehended
MAD's getaway driver,
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Jacques Crankcase, and his crew
for the most heinous of all crimes,
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not wearing their seat belts!
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Your mission: transport these buckleheads
to prison on the Laser Express.
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But be warned,
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Dr. Claw will stop at nothing
to break them out.
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And if he succeeds,
the streets will never be safe again.
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This message will self-destruct.
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Don't worry, Chief.
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When MAD hears Inspector Gadget's
on the case,
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the only accidents will be in their pants.
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How about some music to play us out?
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He wasn't wearing a seat belt?
That isn't evil, it's...
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That's irresponsible!
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So Crankcase got caught. Big deal!
It's not like you used him much.
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But I was going to,
as my driver to the Litter Box Social.
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MADcat's getting her ninth
lifetime achievement award.
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Whatevs, just take the subway.
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You know my feelings on turnstiles, Talon.
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They've touched so many behinds.
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Besides, it's an award show.
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I want to roll up in style,
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not take an underground locomotive
like some kind of subterranean hobo.
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- Here's my ride!
- Whoa!
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Look, forget Jacques,
put me in the driver's seat.
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- I never get to drive anything cool.
- Because you're a terrible driver.
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And you are so not cool.
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Now, go break Crankcase out
before it's time for us to leave.
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Or you won't be around long enough to get
a lifetime achievement award of your own.
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So, this is the nefarious
Jacques Crankcase.
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I thought you'd be more evil.
And French. And a man.
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I think that's Jacques Crankcase
over there, Uncle Gadget.
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Excellent deduction, Penny.
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He's much more evil, manly and French.
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Oh, merci, Inspector,
but le flattery will get you nowhere.
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Then it's a good thing this train will get
us somewhere. Specifically, to jail.
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Off we go.
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Everything's going according to Plan Q.
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Next step,
making sure everyone's accounted for.
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I'll do the ac-counting!
One, two, three, four, five, six...
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Someone's not in their seat.
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Um, Uncle Gadget? You're standing.
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Because justice never sits.
Someone's escaped.
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And I'll stop at nothing to find them.
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Don't worry, Brain,
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this is all part of Plan UG
for Uncle Gadget.
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You watch him while I watch the prisoners.
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00:14:39,019 --> 00:14:44,729
Next step, smile and say,
"Nothing can possibly go wrong!"
240
00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:47,187
I love it when a plan comes together.
241
00:14:49,155 --> 00:14:52,195
Terrible driver. Not cool.
242
00:14:52,283 --> 00:14:55,083
I should hijack that train
and plow it right through the lair
243
00:14:55,161 --> 00:14:56,871
to show him what a great driver I am.
244
00:15:00,541 --> 00:15:01,421
Whoa.
245
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,500
-Ha! Time to get this mission on...
246
00:15:03,586 --> 00:15:07,416
...track.
247
00:15:09,633 --> 00:15:11,133
Let's review the facts.
248
00:15:11,135 --> 00:15:14,675
Penny, Brain and Crankcase
are all accounted for
249
00:15:14,764 --> 00:15:18,354
so the missing passenger must be...
250
00:15:18,434 --> 00:15:21,154
...one of the French henchmen.
251
00:15:21,228 --> 00:15:25,018
And he's probably trying to le free
his le friends as we le speak.
252
00:15:25,107 --> 00:15:26,817
Go, go, Gadget, le French finder.
253
00:15:31,655 --> 00:15:34,695
Aha! There you are, Mr. MAD Frenchman!
254
00:15:34,784 --> 00:15:36,994
What do you have to say for yourself?
255
00:15:39,079 --> 00:15:42,209
I can't make heads or tails
of that thick accent,
256
00:15:42,291 --> 00:15:44,711
so I'll just have to assume
you're surrendering to me.
257
00:15:44,794 --> 00:15:48,134
Very well, go, go Gadget,
gracious acceptance of surrender.
258
00:15:50,090 --> 00:15:53,220
The surrender
was just a clever ploy to escape?
259
00:15:54,386 --> 00:15:57,516
Get back here, you.
Go, go, Gadget, rendezvous!
260
00:15:57,598 --> 00:15:59,388
Whoa!
261
00:16:01,393 --> 00:16:05,693
The train it 'as slowed down un petit peu.C'est étrange, non?
262
00:16:05,773 --> 00:16:07,113
Oh, c'est vrai!
263
00:16:07,191 --> 00:16:11,031
Not if you've already pre-planned
to take on 50 kgs of deadweight,
264
00:16:11,111 --> 00:16:15,031
two kgs of shmarm
and eight kgs of hair gel.
265
00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:19,655
Which adds up to 60 kgs of chump.
266
00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:24,285
Hey, Pen. Ready for your day
to go off the rails? Ha, get it?
267
00:16:24,375 --> 00:16:28,705
- It's a hover train, Brainiac.
- Ze mademoiselle is correct.
268
00:16:28,796 --> 00:16:31,126
Yeah, well, I was speaking figuratively.
269
00:16:31,215 --> 00:16:34,465
Like, when I say I'm about
to gum up the works!
270
00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:43,977
Oh, Talon. So predictable.
271
00:16:44,728 --> 00:16:48,398
Hey! My evil dry cleaner's
gonna be so mad at me.
272
00:16:48,482 --> 00:16:52,112
And that's how you execute
Plan Phi Gumma Talon.
273
00:16:52,194 --> 00:16:56,074
Oh, yeah!
274
00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:04,368
Wowzers!
275
00:17:06,041 --> 00:17:09,751
There's nowhere left to run,
you... you nogoodnik!
276
00:17:09,837 --> 00:17:12,337
Pardon my French.
Go, go, Gadget, French fryer.
277
00:17:13,215 --> 00:17:15,675
Sabotage?
278
00:17:15,759 --> 00:17:20,139
Are there no depths you won't sink to,
Mr. Frenchman? Whoa!
279
00:17:22,683 --> 00:17:24,643
What's wrong, Pen?
280
00:17:24,727 --> 00:17:29,397
- Rail fail?
- It's a hover train!
281
00:17:29,481 --> 00:17:31,781
Um, zen why iz it so bumpy?
282
00:17:34,445 --> 00:17:37,945
Navigation, autopilot
and anti-crash systems offline?
283
00:17:38,032 --> 00:17:42,242
That takes me all the way
to Plan Triple-Omega-Z, Manual Control.
284
00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:45,788
Cool!
All I need is a driver and a navigator.
285
00:17:45,873 --> 00:17:48,883
Brain, I need you
in the front control car, ASA...
286
00:17:48,959 --> 00:17:50,789
Climbing on the roof?
287
00:17:50,878 --> 00:17:53,298
That's a no-no in any language,
Mr. Frenchman.
288
00:17:53,380 --> 00:17:56,180
I'm taking you back to your seat
at the front of the train.
289
00:17:56,258 --> 00:17:59,348
Brain? Brain? Come on!
290
00:17:59,428 --> 00:18:01,808
It's OK, I've planned for everything.
291
00:18:02,932 --> 00:18:05,142
Except a crash course with Mount Rushmore.
292
00:18:05,225 --> 00:18:08,805
Seriously, how do you even think
to plan for that?
293
00:18:09,229 --> 00:18:10,729
Don't mind me, Pen.
294
00:18:10,814 --> 00:18:14,074
I'm just keeping track
of your failure.
295
00:18:14,151 --> 00:18:17,241
It's a hover train!
296
00:18:17,321 --> 00:18:22,531
Oui, un hover train je suis could drive.
If it would please Madame.
297
00:18:22,618 --> 00:18:26,208
If Penny's letting anyonedrive this thing, it's gonna be me.
298
00:18:26,288 --> 00:18:29,038
We have a little something
called "history."
299
00:18:29,124 --> 00:18:32,344
Perhaps,
but I am clearly ze better driver.
300
00:18:32,419 --> 00:18:35,759
- It's what I do, ma chou.
- What'd you call me, French Class?
301
00:18:36,298 --> 00:18:41,298
Releasing a MAD Agent
was so not part of any plan I had, but...
302
00:18:41,387 --> 00:18:43,387
This is for you, Mr. President.
303
00:18:43,472 --> 00:18:48,812
Ah, merci for letting me finally
Laser Express myself, Penny.
304
00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:52,064
You can thank me when we get out of this
with our cabooses intact.
305
00:18:55,317 --> 00:18:57,817
You have the right
to hold on for your life!
306
00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:03,330
Wowzers!
307
00:19:04,159 --> 00:19:05,369
Ow!
308
00:19:10,124 --> 00:19:14,464
Talon, where's my chauf-fur?That's a pun.
309
00:19:14,545 --> 00:19:17,965
Because we're going to a pet-based event.
And we want Jacques!
310
00:19:18,048 --> 00:19:22,338
No, you want the coolest ride ever.
And I'm about to bring it to you.
311
00:19:24,513 --> 00:19:27,983
We're safe! All we need to do
is find a safe place to stop.
312
00:19:28,058 --> 00:19:30,308
I'm thinking the super max prison?
313
00:19:30,394 --> 00:19:33,694
Ah, quel dommage.
Ze fun iz done.
314
00:19:33,772 --> 00:19:36,032
Or is it?
315
00:19:36,692 --> 00:19:39,152
Sticks to be you, Pen!
316
00:19:40,195 --> 00:19:45,615
Step aside, French Toast, I'm driving now.
Next stop, Uncle Claw's Lair.
317
00:19:45,701 --> 00:19:48,541
- It's the terminal.
- What? No.
318
00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:52,250
- This isn't part of the plan.
- Don't beat yourself up, Pen.
319
00:19:52,332 --> 00:19:55,212
I have people who'll do that for you.
320
00:19:58,005 --> 00:20:01,835
What's everyone doing up?
Go, go, Gadget, seat sticker-backer-inner.
321
00:20:03,635 --> 00:20:06,095
Much better. Now, back to the head count.
322
00:20:06,180 --> 00:20:09,850
- One, two, three...
- Uncle Gadget, there's no time.
323
00:20:09,933 --> 00:20:13,153
We're heading for...
Metro City?
324
00:20:13,228 --> 00:20:16,438
- Talon!
- Huh. Maybe I am a terrible driver.
325
00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:27,452
Wowzers! I lost my place again!
This will never do.
326
00:20:27,534 --> 00:20:29,664
Go, go, Gadget, count everybody at once.
327
00:20:30,871 --> 00:20:33,121
Ow! Oh! Oh!
328
00:20:47,304 --> 00:20:50,894
Tonight we will feast
upon ze fromage of freedom.
329
00:20:50,974 --> 00:20:54,564
- Oui! Oui!
330
00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:59,317
Looks like we've reached
your final destination, Talon. Jail.
331
00:20:59,399 --> 00:21:02,399
Sorry, Pen, but this isn't my stop.
332
00:21:03,862 --> 00:21:08,532
So, I guess the moral of the story
is you can plan for anything.
333
00:21:08,617 --> 00:21:11,447
Except Uncle Gadget?
334
00:21:11,537 --> 00:21:16,077
Congratulations, Gadget.
You railroaded MAD's plans.
335
00:21:16,166 --> 00:21:18,996
I finally figured out
what kind of conductor you are, Chief.
336
00:21:19,086 --> 00:21:21,416
An electrical conductor!
337
00:21:27,678 --> 00:21:29,678
Oh, what's the problem, Talon?
338
00:21:29,763 --> 00:21:33,483
You wanted to be my ride. Now you are.
339
00:21:33,559 --> 00:21:36,599
MADcat, give him some motivation.
340
00:21:36,687 --> 00:21:39,567
Is that my hair gel?
341
00:21:39,648 --> 00:21:41,018
Gimme!
342
00:21:41,108 --> 00:21:43,688
You'd better get us there on time, Talon!
343
00:21:43,777 --> 00:21:47,197
On time!
344
00:21:49,245 --> 00:21:52,245
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