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Art lovers of Springfield, good news.
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The art museum is closed forever!
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Instead,
our entire collection will be digitized
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and sold for a fortune on the blockchain
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as non-fungible tokens, or NFTs.
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Whatever the hell those are.
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Now let's turn some of our crappy art
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into computer money.
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Starting with a true masterpiece,
my butt.
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Uh, Dad?
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Ah! Technology!
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I've lost Bart forever!
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No!
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Yes!
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Honey? Remember how we're always saying
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we wish Bart was less fungible?
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Did something happen to Bart?
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Only the parts you can hug.
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The rest is alive,
right here on my phone.
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My baby is an app!
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Uh, no, apps actually do stuff.
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He's an NFT.
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But look how much he's worth.
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For Bart? Hmm.
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Imagine what we'd get for Lisa.
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He is the first NFT of an actual person.
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I don't care.
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We've got to find a way to get him back.
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To do that, you,
yourself must enter the blockchain.
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Who are you?
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We are the enlightened intellects
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who safeguard the crypto-verse.
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Kylie Jenner, Rob Gronkowski,
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and Jimmy Fallon.
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I thought you were
just celebrity shills.
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Ugh, we would never promote a technology
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if we didn't understand
the distributed ledger
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underpinning it.
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Der!
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I can't stop laughing, buddy.
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Shut up.
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You ruined "cowbell."
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This key is a back door
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through the blockchain's
cryptographic protocol.
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Once you're inside, find Bart
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and use it to get both of you out.
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Huh, so this is the blockchain.
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No, noob, this is the block-train.
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Speeding forever through
the loveless icy world
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created by crypto-bros.
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Powered by the most abundant
fuel in the universe:
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FOMO, the Fear Of Missing Out.
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For a digital incarnation of an
abstract mathematical concept,
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it could use a good dusting.
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Well, that's because this is
the last car of the train, innit?
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The dwelling place of
NFTs with no value.
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Which is 99% of all NFTs ever created.
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Huh, I guess being
the second-ever human NFT
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isn't worth a whole lot.
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Where do they keep my son?
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At the very front of the train
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where you can never go.
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Watch me!
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Whoa!
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You killed ennui oeuf 116.
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Congratulations,
you've moved up the train
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because you are now as valuable as us,
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the cuddle kittens.
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Because you killed another NFT.
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What you call mindless slaughter,
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crypto-bros call "disruption,"
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and then pour cash into it.
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So, to rescue Bart,
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I need to kill a bunch of you guys.
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Ooh.
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Well, I guess I got to do this.
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Sorry! Nothing personal!
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Hope... you... can't... feel... pain.
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Mom's price is skyrocketing!
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Look at the FOMO!
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Now everyone's gonna want human NFTs.
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Dad, you said you were
taking me to bumper boats.
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I am. Uh, have some more chocolate milk.
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No one is putting another
child into that scanner...
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before mine.
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Hey!
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Please kill Ralph-house.
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The front of the train. I made it.
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Bart! We're getting out of here!
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Whoa, Mom, what's the rush?
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Grab yourself a jaded
ape and take a load off.
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You never like my friends.
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Mom's almost got Bart out.
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Don't let your son become
a worthless human again.
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Sell him to me
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- for $100 million.
- Hmm!
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No, Dad! If you sell Bart to Mr. Burns,
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he'll be trapped on
the blockchain forever.
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But this is my chance not to miss out,
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after I've missed out on everything.
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The housing bubble,
the first tech bubble,
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the second tech bubble,
the current tech bubble.
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Just one time, I want to be the guy
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that gives all his
money to Bernie Madoff!
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Mom, get out of there!
Dad's gonna crack!
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- He did it.
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I can't believe he did it.
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- We made it.
- Where's Homer?
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I want to tell him the
inside of his phone smells.
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He-he sold himself.
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He was so afraid of missing out,
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he tokened his own life.
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Woo-hoo!
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Eternity on a super swanky train.
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Ooh, twerked chicken.
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What happened?
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Our FOMO, it's gone.
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The NFT craze is over.
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D'oh!
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Ah, the romance of train travel.
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♪ And it's clearly to his credit ♪
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♪ That he is an Englishman ♪
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♪ He remains ♪
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♪ An Eng ♪
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♪ Lish... ♪
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Wait. Did you only ask me to sing
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to forestall your gruesome end?
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Guilty as charged.
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Ha!
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It was only by following my hunch
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that we found the East Side strangler
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on the west side of town.
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Can you explain how you
overcame childhood trauma
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to become the nation's most
renowned criminal psychologist?
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For that story,
you'll have to read my book.
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Officer Muntz.
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Told you I'd smell you later.
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Been a long time.
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Ah, look at us.
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We thought we were gonna
stay young forever.
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Some of us did.
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Oh, right, like Bart,
because he got murdered.
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Speaking of gruesome junk,
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we could use your help on a case.
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I'm flattered, but I'm the Dean
of the true crime department.
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I can't just run off and...
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The killer left a message.
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And we think it's for you.
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Maybe Rod Flanders did grow up to become
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a shockingly foul-mouthed prop comedian,
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but he didn't deserve this.
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Only a super-traumatized
profiler like you
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can piece together what happened here.
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Hmm.
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Our killer took his time.
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Had fun with it.
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Enjoyed a game of solitaire.
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Red king on a red queen?
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This psycho doesn't play by the rules.
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Damn, she's good.
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Here, he had one of those moments
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where you walk into a room and
forget what you came in for.
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How did my guys miss that?
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One more thing.
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This killer won't stop now.
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There will be others.
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Sarge, there's been another.
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How can he also be the first?
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Sarge, we got another one.
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Boy, that's something
you don't see every...
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One more, sarge.
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Got another one, sarge.
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The severed hand opens the fridge,
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which tugs on that strip of sinew,
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turning over the eyeball cup,
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which rolls down the spine,
startles a cat,
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which leaps onto the butter dish seesaw,
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and sends the other eyeball flying,
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turning on the coffee maker.
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Even I can't get inside
a mind this deranged.
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There's only one person who can.
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Little Lisa Simpson.
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You really made something of yourself
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after I made mincemeat of your brother.
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Come to thank me?
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- No.
- Rude.
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I don't have time for your games, Bob.
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I'm working on a...
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Yes, a case so confounding
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you're actually willing to seek my help.
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The Rube Goldberg Sherri is
actually quite impressive.
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Hat tip, psychopath.
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What about the identical messages?
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How can they all be "the first"?
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Really, professor Simpson,
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am I meant to spoon-feed
you all the answers?
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Speak in riddles or drop
a clue in a clever anagram
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hidden in something I've
just said right now.
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This is a waste of time.
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Perhaps a limerick will help.
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There once was a shiny machete,
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that turned poor Bart's
head to spaghetti.
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You're gonna die in that cell, Bob.
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And when that happens,
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wherever I am,
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I'll be dancing.
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Can you think of anyone who
would've wanted to hurt Sherri?
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No, everybody loved my big sister.
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Big sister?
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You guys were twins.
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Yes, but Sherri was born first.
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Probably makes sense for you
to be my husband now, huh?
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Sherri is the first.
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Rod Flanders, Dermott Spuckler,
all firstborns,
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that's the pattern.
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And Bob said something about an anagram
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taking us to the killer's lair.
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That's it.
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Stay here.
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Hey, meat hooks, hook meat much?
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Ha-ha...
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Nelson?
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Nelson, where are you?
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The killer's lair looks
just like my old bedroom.
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But how? Ooh.
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Maybe the killer's on
the security footage.
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No! It can't be!
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Freeze!
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Wha...? I can't be the killer!
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I turned my trauma into healing!
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Oprah said so!
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I'm sorry for the imbroglio,
but if the chef de cuisine
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insists on calling it Taco Tuesdays,
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he can't very well serve flautas
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and expect us not to make a fuss.
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Hello, Bob.
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H-How did you get in here?
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Well, I knew if I killed enough people
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in the most gruesome possible ways,
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they'd send me to your prison.
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But to get into your cell?
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I had a little help.
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Lisa the killer.
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I never thought you had it in you.
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The Lisa you knew didn't.
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But I'm another story.
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Oh, really?
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Split personalities?
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Trope alert!
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Call the first thought police.
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Professor Lisa had no idea
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she was my accomplice.
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But she's gone now.
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She was my last victim.
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Or, rather, second to last.
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The penultimate.
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♪ He remains an ♪
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♪ En-en-en-en-en-en-en-en ♪
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♪ En... ♪
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♪...Glishman. ♪
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Simpson. No eating in the turbine room.
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Since when?
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_
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00:14:02,408 --> 00:14:05,158
Pfft. The nanny state wins again.
280
00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:07,244
No tanning in the reactor core,
281
00:14:07,246 --> 00:14:09,496
no texting while
driving and eating ribs.
282
00:14:09,498 --> 00:14:12,040
Can't even trim your
hedges with a machine gun.
283
00:14:12,042 --> 00:14:13,709
When did everyone get so scared?
284
00:14:13,711 --> 00:14:17,587
The world would be fine if
people just used common sense.
285
00:14:17,589 --> 00:14:18,755
Like me.
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00:14:18,757 --> 00:14:20,215
Ah! Jailbreak!
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_
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Woman. Woman.
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Homer, one. Nanny state, zero.
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00:14:49,913 --> 00:14:52,414
Stupid radioactive garbage donut
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mutating my DNA while I sleep.
292
00:14:57,546 --> 00:15:01,423
Hey, who stole my Flanders's newspaper?
293
00:15:01,425 --> 00:15:03,250
Sorry about that, Homer-ino,
294
00:15:03,285 --> 00:15:05,761
but I-I whited out the
crossword after I did it,
295
00:15:05,763 --> 00:15:07,179
so you could enjoy it, too.
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00:15:09,603 --> 00:15:11,308
Ah.
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00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:14,019
Better from the chimney
than the furnace, am I right?
298
00:15:16,940 --> 00:15:20,275
So, you see,
there's nothing in the Bible that says
299
00:15:20,277 --> 00:15:24,613
a pastor and his wife can't
take separate vacations.
300
00:15:28,577 --> 00:15:32,162
Daddy, are you being tickled
by the Holy Spirit?
301
00:15:41,936 --> 00:15:44,674
I've been neighborino'd
into Home-diddly-omer.
302
00:15:45,871 --> 00:15:48,678
And why am I in church
when football is on?
303
00:15:59,942 --> 00:16:01,691
Kiss my ass, church-os.
304
00:16:01,693 --> 00:16:06,321
I'm fat, I'm bald,
and I've never felt sexier, baby.
305
00:16:06,323 --> 00:16:09,407
Why, you little...
306
00:16:09,409 --> 00:16:10,951
Woo-hoo!
307
00:16:16,816 --> 00:16:17,816
_
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00:16:17,966 --> 00:16:21,128
A mysterious affliction
has descended upon Springfield.
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00:16:21,130 --> 00:16:24,214
Citizens of every age,
race and catchphrase
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00:16:24,216 --> 00:16:28,510
are mysteriously transforming into bald,
pear-shaped doofi.
311
00:16:30,139 --> 00:16:34,057
Donut Stu has diabetes type 2.
312
00:16:37,896 --> 00:16:39,479
News is stupid.
313
00:16:39,481 --> 00:16:41,106
Somebody put on wrestling.
314
00:16:41,108 --> 00:16:42,983
Do all these burping baldos
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00:16:42,985 --> 00:16:45,152
remind you of anyone?
316
00:16:45,154 --> 00:16:47,445
I'd know that butt scratch anywhere.
317
00:16:47,447 --> 00:16:49,489
Everyone's turning into Dad.
318
00:17:04,131 --> 00:17:08,925
Uh, children, your father's
less than stellar genetic code
319
00:17:08,927 --> 00:17:12,053
is spreading through
burp-borne transmission.
320
00:17:12,055 --> 00:17:13,847
If we're going to cure this virus,
321
00:17:13,849 --> 00:17:15,223
we need his DNA.
322
00:17:15,225 --> 00:17:18,101
You three are the only ones
impervious to the virus.
323
00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:20,437
You have got to find him.
324
00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:22,647
Hmm. It is 11:30 in the morning.
325
00:17:26,774 --> 00:17:28,028
- Beer, Moe.
- Beer, Moe.
326
00:17:28,030 --> 00:17:29,321
A-beer, a-Moe.
327
00:17:29,323 --> 00:17:30,739
Have you seen our dad?
328
00:17:30,741 --> 00:17:33,742
No, just these hundreds
of silly versions of him,
329
00:17:33,744 --> 00:17:36,119
which is the greatest thing
that has ever happened to me.
330
00:17:36,121 --> 00:17:37,829
I mean, I'm printing money over here.
331
00:17:38,999 --> 00:17:41,708
Coming right up, Santa's little Homer.
332
00:17:41,710 --> 00:17:44,961
Real Dad wasn't at the bowling alley,
the candy store,
333
00:17:44,963 --> 00:17:47,839
or mocking the hippos at the zoo.
334
00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:50,842
Wait. Dad ate a bucket
of this chicken last night.
335
00:17:50,844 --> 00:17:53,845
When that happens,
where does he always spend the next day?
336
00:17:55,766 --> 00:17:57,224
I'll be out in a minute.
337
00:17:57,226 --> 00:17:58,975
Um, is this really the most
338
00:17:58,977 --> 00:18:01,027
convenient bathroom for your father?
339
00:18:01,099 --> 00:18:03,349
It's the closest one
Mom will let him use.
340
00:18:03,351 --> 00:18:06,319
Dad, we need you to save the world.
341
00:18:06,321 --> 00:18:07,353
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
342
00:18:07,355 --> 00:18:08,563
Can you believe some idiot
343
00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:11,482
left this perfectly good
back scratcher in there?
344
00:18:11,484 --> 00:18:14,027
Look, it goes all...
345
00:18:14,029 --> 00:18:16,112
the way... down.
346
00:18:17,949 --> 00:18:19,006
What?
347
00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:22,994
Now, if you'll just board
the frink-ama-copter...
348
00:18:22,996 --> 00:18:25,204
we're not calling it that.
349
00:18:25,206 --> 00:18:28,416
And then we'll pop your DNA
in to the frink-tabulizer...
350
00:18:28,418 --> 00:18:30,201
We're not calling it that.
351
00:18:32,547 --> 00:18:35,006
And everything will go
back to the way it was.
352
00:18:35,008 --> 00:18:37,550
Wait. Hold on. Why would I want that?
353
00:18:37,552 --> 00:18:39,469
Finally, everyone thinks the way I do.
354
00:18:39,471 --> 00:18:42,513
Nobody's making up stupid
rules about bicycle helmets
355
00:18:42,515 --> 00:18:44,015
or where you can smoke cigars.
356
00:18:44,017 --> 00:18:45,850
You want to drive without a seatbelt?
357
00:18:45,852 --> 00:18:47,518
FaceTime while jaywalking?
358
00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:48,978
Enjoy a sugary soda?
359
00:18:48,980 --> 00:18:51,606
Go ahead! You're not hurting anyone!
360
00:18:51,608 --> 00:18:53,232
It's a utopia.
361
00:18:53,234 --> 00:18:54,984
No, a me-topia!
362
00:18:54,986 --> 00:18:58,738
Yes, well, you don't really
want everyone to be like you.
363
00:18:58,740 --> 00:19:01,491
Earth-shattering reveal!
364
00:19:04,037 --> 00:19:07,580
When did insurance
commercials get so funny?
365
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,874
Marge!
366
00:19:09,876 --> 00:19:11,876
Cooperating with us is the only way
367
00:19:11,878 --> 00:19:14,462
to get your wife back to normal.
368
00:19:14,464 --> 00:19:17,882
You've never looked more beautiful.
369
00:19:20,178 --> 00:19:22,387
Scooch over, gorgeous.
370
00:19:22,389 --> 00:19:23,763
When we get home,
371
00:19:23,765 --> 00:19:26,057
let's you and I bump muzzles.
372
00:19:26,059 --> 00:19:29,686
Please. Please! If we don't
have some competent people left
373
00:19:29,688 --> 00:19:32,271
to run things, society will collapse!
374
00:19:32,273 --> 00:19:33,815
Coders to run the Internet
375
00:19:33,817 --> 00:19:36,109
that feeds you the
latest misinformation.
376
00:19:36,111 --> 00:19:39,404
Pilots to fly the planes you
need to be restrained on.
377
00:19:39,406 --> 00:19:41,531
I mean, a world without experts...
378
00:19:41,533 --> 00:19:43,616
Does Beaker ever shut up?
379
00:19:44,222 --> 00:19:45,493
Good one, me-Marge.
380
00:19:45,495 --> 00:19:46,994
Mm, well, you leave me no choice.
381
00:19:46,996 --> 00:19:49,163
I'm calling in a nuclear air strike
382
00:19:49,165 --> 00:19:52,542
to obliterate all the
Homerized Springfielders,
383
00:19:52,544 --> 00:19:54,085
including, very sadly,
384
00:19:54,087 --> 00:19:56,295
the touring company of Kinky Boots.
385
00:19:56,297 --> 00:19:58,548
Obliterating in three, two...
386
00:19:58,550 --> 00:19:59,882
Hey, you know what you need?
387
00:19:59,884 --> 00:20:02,969
A nice, relaxing scratch on the back.
388
00:20:03,763 --> 00:20:07,473
No! No!
Oh, a lifetime of study and education
389
00:20:07,475 --> 00:20:08,641
down the...
390
00:20:10,311 --> 00:20:12,645
♪ This must be just like ♪
391
00:20:12,647 --> 00:20:15,148
♪ Living in paradise ♪
392
00:20:17,402 --> 00:20:21,112
♪ And I don't want to go home ♪
393
00:20:22,615 --> 00:20:27,493
♪ This must be just like
living in paradise ♪
394
00:20:27,495 --> 00:20:30,288
♪ Just like paradise ♪
395
00:20:30,290 --> 00:20:33,249
♪ And I don't want to go home ♪
396
00:20:34,252 --> 00:20:36,919
♪ And I don't want to go ♪
397
00:20:36,921 --> 00:20:37,962
♪ This must be ♪
398
00:20:37,964 --> 00:20:41,632
♪ Just like living in paradise ♪
399
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:46,846
♪ And I don't want to go home. ♪
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00:21:35,245 --> 00:21:38,223
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