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HQCINEMAS.COM
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[grunting]
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Where is it? Huh?
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Come on. Where is it?
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[clamouring]
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[parent] Shit. [laughing]
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You're so cute.
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[business person]
Oh, no. Silver is the new Bitcoin.
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I'm telling you. It's going to the moon.
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I'll see you in Monaco.
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[clamouring, laughing]
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Oh, my God!
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[snoring]
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[groaning, retching]
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- [speaking German]
- [groans]
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[crying]
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[gasps] Why? [cries]
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[person outside stall sighs]
You're such a knob. Such a knob.
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Uh, you're being pathetic.
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Get a grip. Get a grip.
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[stall door closes]
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[person urinating]
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- Hello?
- [gasps]
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[urination stops]
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Hello.
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This is the gents.
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No. Actually, it's unisex.
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[urination resumes]
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[crying, sniffling]
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[urination continues]
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[urination stops]
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[toilet flushes]
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[crying continues]
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[person] Everything all right in there?
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Yep.
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- Fine. [gasps]
- All right. Cool.
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Cool.
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[sobbing]
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Uh, just to let you know,
I haven't quite left yet.
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I can't figure out how the...
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- [water flowing]
- Oh. [chuckles]
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It was-- It was the wrong tap.
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Excuse me.
I'm trying to have a private moment.
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- [water stops]
- [person] My bad.
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It's not that private though.
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[patron laughing]
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[muttering] Mouth. Oh.
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- [patrons chattering]
- [gasps] Huh?
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[vocalising]
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[patron coughing]
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- No photos! [laughing]
- Oh, my God!
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You're so annoying.
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- How are you feeling for later?
- Good, yeah.
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- You nervous?
- Not nervous.
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- Don't be nervous.
- I'm not nervous.
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- Anyway, where's Picasso?
- [chuckles]
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Aight, boom.
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[friend]
Probably being his low-key, humble self.
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Babes, we know more about
the planet Jupiter
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than we do the inside of our own mouths.
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That's facts.
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Real talk,
the mouth is the Stonehenge of the face.
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Mind fuck, right?
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All right. Well, thanks for coming.
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- My brother.
- [sighs] Hey.
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- Appreciate you coming, bro.
- Course, man.
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Hey, love the photos. They're just so--
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- Safe.
- How's sales?
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Yeah, couple potential nibbles.
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See the hoverboard-riding geezer?
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This close to payin' a G for a shot
of my cousin Calvin's molars.
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[both chuckle]
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[artist] What's good, Wes Anderson?
You cool, yeah?
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It's good to see you
out and about again, Dom.
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- Good to be out and about.
- Everything's...
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Oh, everything's wicked.
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Yeah, I started Pilates.
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- Is it?
- Yeah.
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Uh, workin' on my core, workin' on me.
You know, getting positive.
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Aight. Do you, innit.
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[chuckles] Cheers, man. Cheers.
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Hey, so listen--
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Shh.
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You know what? I was about to dip.
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Go mingle with some
of these sockless wonders.
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- Uh...
- What?
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You weren't about to bring up
Eric and Gia, no?
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- Have you seen her latest post?
- No.
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She's repainting walls
I already broke my back painting.
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- Tryin' to erase I was ever there.
- It's just paint, my guy.
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If it makes you feel any better,
from what I saw,
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they were only doing the living room.
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Thought you hadn't seen the photo.
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Aight, look, don't prang out.
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They had this paint-party-brunch ting.
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[laughing]
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But I only stayed for 45 minutes,
painted a tiny bit of a door,
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ate half an almond croissant and bounced.
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[laughing, chattering]
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You went to brunch at our flat?
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- [sighs]
- Seriously, is nothing sacred anymore?
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- Fuck!
- [gasps]
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[artist] You cool?
'Cause if you're gonna freak out,
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I'ma sling a sign on you,
call it performance art.
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You cool?
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- Yeah.
- You're cool?
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I'm cool.
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Cool. Aight.
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- Come here.
- [artist] Oh, shit.
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Let me see what's up
with my girl real quick.
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Be cool. Be cool.
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[hoverboarder]
This would look amazing in the boot room.
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How you doin'?
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Yeah, good.
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Yeah?
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Yeah.
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Cool.
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So, whatcha think?
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- [Dom] The photos?
- Mmm.
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Yeah. Yeah. Amazing.
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They have a real, like, cerebral feel.
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Cerebral?
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Yeah.
Or maybe lyrical is a better way to--
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Or expressive.
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Wow. You know all the adjectives.
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Now, this one, I fucking adore.
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[Dom] Yeah, I love the way
the tongue follows you around the room.
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- So, do you know Nath or--
- Oh, I'm mates with his girlfriend.
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Oh, cool. That's cool.
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I know Cass. She's cool.
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She is cool.
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[chuckles]
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We met at work. Me and Nath.
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- Oh, you're an artist?
- Oh, no. KFC. [chuckles]
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Back in the day.
I don't work there anymore.
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[chuckles]
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'Sup, my little fuck nuggets? [chuckles]
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- [chuckles]
- Basking in your genius, dude.
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[Nathan] Oh, please. Continue.
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This one's pretty special, innit?
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Yeah, man.
We were just saying exactly that.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah. [chuckles]
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Why don't you treat yourself?
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[clicks tongue]
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Oh, no, bro, I just came to support you.
I wasn't gonna--
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Oh, come on. Help a brother out.
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People see you coppin',
might inspire them.
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[sighs]
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Look,
I know you ain't payin' bills right now.
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Man must have bare peas saved up.
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I think it's very you.
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Uh... [grunts]
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Sorry,
I kinda feel like that was my fault.
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No, no, no, no. Nath kinda seemed like
he needed the boost.
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Plus, it's an investment.
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When he blows up,
I'll sell it on for a fortune.
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[Yas chuckles]
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- Well, anyway--
- You going this way?
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Yeah, I was gonna-- Yeah.
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Me too.
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[vendor] Hey, guys!
I've got chillies here, guys.
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Chillies red,
chillies gold, chillies green.
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And I call them the traffic lights
of the chilli scene.
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Hey, Uncle.
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[vendor] Ah! Here she is.
My hot cup of cocoa on a frosty mornin'.
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[laughs] I'll see you soon, okay?
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- I'll be counting the seconds.
- [chuckling]
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I've got chillies fresh...
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It's Dom, right?
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I'm Yas.
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Nice to meet you.
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[both chuckle]
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Eh? Okay.
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So, where you off to?
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What errands has your mum got you
out here runnin'?
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Oh, Nathan mentioned you don't pay bills,
so I figured you still live at home?
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I'm back. Back at home.
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"Back" is important, otherwise
it sounds like I never left, and I did.
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Okay. Fair.
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I'm actually cutting through.
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Rye Lane Market?
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- Yeah. Yeah.
- [chuckles]
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Lucky for you, I'm going this way anyway.
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So, what do you do now you've escaped
the clutches of the Colonel?
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Like, with your post-KFC life.
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Oh, I'm an accountant.
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[sing-songy] Boring.
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[Yas] Okay.
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No free popcorn chicken,
but still, that's like a proper job.
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[chuckles] Yeah,
it's not particularly glamorous.
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- [Yas] No.
- But I actually kinda love it.
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So, is that
what you've always wanted to do,
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or have you got yourself some thwarted
ambition burning away in ya gut?
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- You know, you're very--
- Peng?
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Refreshingly disarming?
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- You ask a lot of questions.
- I'm interested in people's messes.
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- What makes you think I've got a mess?
- Everyone has a mess.
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Hi.
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[chuckles]
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Okay. Um...
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[chuckles]
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You know, I-- I think
I did always wanna be an accountant.
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Is that-- Is that weird?
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Don't ask me.
I wanted to be Prince when I was little.
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Specifically, Purple Rain Prince.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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I made myself a little costume
and everything.
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[guitar riff plays]
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[laughs]
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[Yas chuckles]
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So, are you the only wannabe accountant
in your crew?
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[Dom] All my mates thought they were gonna
be footballers or YouTube sensations,
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chilling on private jets,
living extraordinary lives...
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[Yas] Oh, private jets not your ting, no?
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[Dom] Do you know how much
they cost to run? Terrible investment.
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- [Yas chuckles]
- So, what about you?
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What do you do anyway?
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Me? Well, I'm a YouTube sensation.
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[children screaming, chattering]
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Nah, I work in fashion.
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[chuckles] Hence the Prince costume.
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- Exactly!
- [chuckles]
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So you're like a designer or--
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Oh, you saying I couldn't be a model?
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- No. I just-- assumed 'cause you--
- Uh-- Uh--
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- I'm fuckin' with you. [chuckles]
- Oh.
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I am a buyer for an online brand
that you wouldn't have heard of.
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But I wanna design costumes.
That's, like, the end game.
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- [Dom] Costumes?
- Yeah.
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TV, films, music videos, ball gowns
to alien queens to anything the fuck else.
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But do you know how much
these thieves wanna pay me
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to be a bottom-level costume assistant?
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I'm guessing not a lot.
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Not a lot divided by fuck all. [chuckles]
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Plus with your ting, the square root
of ten is always, like, what--
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3.16-ish.
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Okay. I'll take your word for it.
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But I can't just wake up
and decide to be a costume designer.
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I've gotta pay my dues.
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And paying my dues means
not paying my rent
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or being able to afford cute cocktails.
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And I like paying my rent,
and I love cute cocktails, so...
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[chuckles] Yeah, I know. I get that.
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But I'll get there
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eventually. [chuckles]
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[chuckles]
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- Oh. Oh.
- [laughing]
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Just put your feet up.
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- No. I'm okay.
- Okay.
251
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- [chuckles] Oh!
- [laughing]
252
00:12:03,403 --> 00:12:05,659
[barking, growling]
253
00:12:07,663 --> 00:12:09,708
Onwards they stroll.
254
00:12:09,708 --> 00:12:14,384
Each step bringing them closer
to their mystery destination.
255
00:12:14,384 --> 00:12:17,014
Okay. But no judgments, yeah?
256
00:12:17,014 --> 00:12:18,601
Mmm, sounds juicy.
257
00:12:18,601 --> 00:12:20,981
- I'm not running errands.
- Yeah, we're past that, babe.
258
00:12:20,981 --> 00:12:23,945
I'm gonna meet my ex
for the first time since the break-up.
259
00:12:24,445 --> 00:12:29,790
Shit. And you're still calling it
"the" break-up, meaning it's fresh?
260
00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:32,336
Three months.
But we were goin' out for six years.
261
00:12:32,336 --> 00:12:33,840
Six years?
262
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:36,679
You could've become
a fully qualified architect in that time.
263
00:12:36,679 --> 00:12:37,931
Yeah. It was pretty bad.
264
00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:39,643
It is pretty bad.
265
00:12:41,564 --> 00:12:43,776
I went through the same sort of thing
not too long ago.
266
00:12:43,776 --> 00:12:44,695
Yeah?
267
00:12:44,695 --> 00:12:46,448
We were only together
for a year and a bit though--
268
00:12:46,448 --> 00:12:49,621
Did you wake up every day and lie there
trying to muster the energy to breathe?
269
00:12:49,621 --> 00:12:51,542
No. 'Cause I finished with him,
270
00:12:51,542 --> 00:12:54,757
so I just felt kind of relieved
and empowered afterwards, you know?
271
00:12:55,759 --> 00:12:57,470
[stammers]
He was tryin' to dilute my squash,
272
00:12:57,470 --> 00:12:59,600
and I was like,
"Not today, Satan." [chuckles]
273
00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:00,685
I'm sorry. Sorry.
274
00:13:00,685 --> 00:13:02,480
No, no, no, no. I'm happy for you.
275
00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:05,360
Must be nice being on that side of it,
not that I'll ever know.
276
00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:09,578
Hey, hey, I believe in your ability to
completely destroy someone's life one day.
277
00:13:09,578 --> 00:13:10,789
- Thanks.
- Mmm.
278
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:14,462
Aight, so, she broke up with you.
I know that much already.
279
00:13:14,462 --> 00:13:16,801
Actually, it's still pretty hard
to talk about the details, so...
280
00:13:16,801 --> 00:13:18,094
Oh, okay, sorry. We don't actually--
281
00:13:18,094 --> 00:13:19,848
The bit that really hurts,
I thought we were fine.
282
00:13:19,848 --> 00:13:21,476
We were better than fine.
We moved in together.
283
00:13:21,476 --> 00:13:22,896
We had Hamilton tickets. Stalls!
284
00:13:22,896 --> 00:13:24,482
It's a serious commitment.
285
00:13:24,482 --> 00:13:25,860
Right?
286
00:13:25,860 --> 00:13:28,073
So go on. Spill the tea! What happened?
287
00:13:28,073 --> 00:13:29,743
So we were goin' to the cinema.
288
00:13:30,285 --> 00:13:31,287
[Yas] Oh?
289
00:13:33,083 --> 00:13:36,005
I get there first, as usual,
and I go buy the snacks.
290
00:13:36,005 --> 00:13:37,091
Mmm, stuntin' on 'em.
291
00:13:37,091 --> 00:13:39,470
You don't even understand
how picky this girl is.
292
00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:43,521
Hello. Hey. Um, can I get a number three
with a medium sweet and salt popcorn
293
00:13:43,521 --> 00:13:45,608
and, um, a diet cola please?
294
00:13:45,608 --> 00:13:48,948
Um, uh, but can the sweet be on bottom?
So it's like pudding.
295
00:13:48,948 --> 00:13:50,367
I'm already ragin'.
296
00:13:50,952 --> 00:13:53,123
Oh, sorry.
Uh, not too much ice in the drink.
297
00:13:53,123 --> 00:13:55,294
Like an inch. Specifically, uh, an inch.
298
00:13:56,505 --> 00:13:58,968
And you gotta understand,
I take cinema etiquette seriously.
299
00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:00,763
Like, I won't go in
once the film's started.
300
00:14:00,763 --> 00:14:02,182
You gotta respect the code.
301
00:14:02,182 --> 00:14:04,270
- [phone ringing]
- So, I call Gia.
302
00:14:04,270 --> 00:14:05,815
Hey, hey--
303
00:14:05,815 --> 00:14:07,192
Shit. Sorry.
304
00:14:07,192 --> 00:14:10,533
Um, just about to send you a message.
305
00:14:10,533 --> 00:14:13,038
[clears throat] I know how anal you are
about seeing the dumb trailers,
306
00:14:13,038 --> 00:14:15,627
so just go in, and I'll be there in a bit.
307
00:14:15,627 --> 00:14:17,839
But I figured maybe she had a bad day,
so I'm just like...
308
00:14:17,839 --> 00:14:20,218
Okay. See you in a bit. Love you.
309
00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:21,639
[shutter clicks]
310
00:14:26,649 --> 00:14:28,026
[gasping]
311
00:14:29,070 --> 00:14:30,531
[Dom] And that's when I see it.
312
00:14:31,324 --> 00:14:32,326
See what?
313
00:14:32,994 --> 00:14:34,665
No. [sobs]
314
00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:37,921
Wait.
315
00:14:39,006 --> 00:14:40,008
Is that a dick?
316
00:14:40,008 --> 00:14:42,012
- It gets worse.
- [Yas gasps]
317
00:14:42,012 --> 00:14:44,433
'Cause even though it was low res,
I knew that dick.
318
00:14:44,433 --> 00:14:47,691
That dick belonged to my best mate, Eric.
319
00:14:48,651 --> 00:14:51,406
Yeah, eh, eh ♪
320
00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:54,830
Yeah, yeah ♪
321
00:14:54,830 --> 00:14:55,915
[school bell rings]
322
00:14:55,915 --> 00:14:57,209
[Yas] That is so dead.
323
00:14:57,209 --> 00:14:58,294
So, what'd you do?
324
00:14:59,046 --> 00:15:00,257
What do you think I did?
325
00:15:00,257 --> 00:15:01,510
- [Gia laughs]
- [glass breaks]
326
00:15:01,510 --> 00:15:03,304
[Dom] Eric! Eric!
327
00:15:04,683 --> 00:15:06,603
[squealing]
328
00:15:07,354 --> 00:15:10,653
- No, please-- [grunting]
- [Gia yelping]
329
00:15:10,653 --> 00:15:12,156
[breathes heavily]
330
00:15:12,156 --> 00:15:14,619
Yes! Plot twist!
331
00:15:14,619 --> 00:15:16,414
That is some next-level Omar Little shit.
332
00:15:16,414 --> 00:15:18,293
I can't believe you did that. [gasps]
333
00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:19,336
Yeah.
334
00:15:20,631 --> 00:15:21,633
I didn't.
335
00:15:21,633 --> 00:15:23,888
- [melancholy music playing]
- [popcorn crunches]
336
00:15:23,888 --> 00:15:25,474
[sobbing, sniffling]
337
00:15:25,474 --> 00:15:28,731
That is one of the worst stories
I've ever heard.
338
00:15:28,731 --> 00:15:30,985
I mean, not from
an entertainment perspective, obviously.
339
00:15:30,985 --> 00:15:32,572
- It's a wonderful anecdote.
- [sniffles]
340
00:15:32,572 --> 00:15:33,908
[audience member shushes]
341
00:15:40,170 --> 00:15:41,380
[sniffles]
342
00:15:43,301 --> 00:15:44,386
[sniffles]
343
00:15:45,138 --> 00:15:47,894
[Yas] And you're just casually off
to see this girl now?
344
00:15:48,436 --> 00:15:50,733
They wanna "clear the air".
345
00:15:50,733 --> 00:15:53,321
- "They"?
- Yeah, Eric's gonna be there too.
346
00:15:53,906 --> 00:15:55,743
[Yas] No! Together?
347
00:15:56,327 --> 00:15:58,958
Wild. [laughs] Wild!
348
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,170
- [TV announcer speaking indistinctly]
- Wild!
349
00:16:02,047 --> 00:16:05,428
[laughs] Wild. That's wild.
350
00:16:05,428 --> 00:16:07,892
[TV announcer] That's what he does.
He drops it to the far post.
351
00:16:07,892 --> 00:16:11,775
- It's in! What a finish! What a finish!
- [crowd cheers]
352
00:16:14,363 --> 00:16:18,037
Today's pretty much the first time
I've been out the house in three months.
353
00:16:18,037 --> 00:16:19,206
Besides work.
354
00:16:19,206 --> 00:16:22,087
And Greggs.
I can't get enough of their sausage rolls.
355
00:16:22,589 --> 00:16:24,801
- [child] Yeah, like this.
- You're preaching to the choir, babe.
356
00:16:24,801 --> 00:16:27,431
- [both chuckle]
- Uh, me and my girls are addicted.
357
00:16:27,431 --> 00:16:29,519
[radio show host]
And now, we have Jeremy on the line,
358
00:16:29,519 --> 00:16:31,397
who walked in on his parents having sex.
359
00:16:31,397 --> 00:16:34,696
[Jeremy] Yeah, my dad told me
he was looking for his contact lenses.
360
00:16:34,696 --> 00:16:36,658
- I was like, "How'd it get there?"
- [both laugh]
361
00:16:45,801 --> 00:16:49,935
And where is this, uh,
summit of doom taking place?
362
00:16:50,435 --> 00:16:53,024
Il Giardino. There.
363
00:16:53,024 --> 00:16:54,694
Used to be "our" place.
364
00:16:54,694 --> 00:16:56,447
No. Absolutely not.
365
00:16:56,447 --> 00:16:57,909
Text her, you can't make it.
366
00:16:57,909 --> 00:17:00,080
We'll go to Laser Quest,
merk some eight-year-olds.
367
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:02,334
Tempting, but I think it's actually
something I need to do.
368
00:17:02,334 --> 00:17:04,213
Like, I get what they did was peak,
369
00:17:04,213 --> 00:17:06,510
but I have to take some responsibility,
you know?
370
00:17:06,510 --> 00:17:07,971
Like, not at all.
371
00:17:07,971 --> 00:17:10,183
You're gonna let them off the hook
after how they treated you?
372
00:17:10,183 --> 00:17:12,855
Um, see, I don't think you're getting it.
This is part of the process.
373
00:17:12,855 --> 00:17:15,443
The process of you rolling over
like a bitch?
374
00:17:16,571 --> 00:17:18,157
Sorry. Too far.
375
00:17:18,157 --> 00:17:19,243
It's fine.
376
00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:24,003
Hey, why don't I come in with you?
377
00:17:24,003 --> 00:17:27,092
We'll get tun up off caipirinhas,
show them you don't give a shit.
378
00:17:27,092 --> 00:17:29,848
This is like a proper, actual life thing,
so no offence,
379
00:17:29,848 --> 00:17:32,729
but I'm not about to take some random
in there with me, am I?
380
00:17:33,229 --> 00:17:34,941
Okay. Fair.
381
00:17:36,444 --> 00:17:38,114
But it was nice chattin'.
382
00:17:38,114 --> 00:17:40,285
Hey, good luck with not being
a YouTube sensation.
383
00:17:40,285 --> 00:17:42,497
Good luck with not havin'
an extraordinary life.
384
00:17:42,999 --> 00:17:44,001
[chuckles]
385
00:17:49,470 --> 00:17:50,472
S-- Um...
386
00:17:51,307 --> 00:17:52,769
[clicks tongue] Thanks.
387
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:05,335
[phone ringing]
388
00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:09,051
[notes playing on keyboard]
389
00:18:09,051 --> 00:18:13,184
Turn your coaster green for meat ♪
390
00:18:13,184 --> 00:18:16,900
Turn your coaster red for no meat ♪
391
00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:20,741
'Cause who doesn't want some meat ♪
392
00:18:20,741 --> 00:18:22,369
- [Eric speaks indistinctly]
- Silly one.
393
00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:23,706
- [shutter clicks]
- [both laugh]
394
00:18:23,706 --> 00:18:24,791
Oh!
395
00:18:24,791 --> 00:18:27,337
- Hey, babe!
- [Eric] My bro!
396
00:18:27,337 --> 00:18:28,423
[Gia chuckles]
397
00:18:28,423 --> 00:18:30,260
[singer] But only before 7.00 p.m. ♪
398
00:18:30,260 --> 00:18:33,141
- [Eric] Good to see you, man. [laughs]
- [Gia chuckles]
399
00:18:33,141 --> 00:18:36,021
Like happy hour ♪
400
00:18:36,021 --> 00:18:37,107
[chuckles]
401
00:18:37,107 --> 00:18:39,153
[Gia] We got here a bit early,
and Eric was hungry,
402
00:18:39,153 --> 00:18:40,739
so we ordered some bits for the table.
403
00:18:40,739 --> 00:18:43,202
- Okay.
- [Eric] My belly was rumblin', bruh.
404
00:18:43,202 --> 00:18:45,206
People thought it was
like a stampede of animals!
405
00:18:45,206 --> 00:18:48,296
I was like, "No. It's my belly.
I'm hungry." [laughs]
406
00:18:48,296 --> 00:18:50,049
- [chuckles] Baby, chill.
- [stammers]
407
00:18:50,049 --> 00:18:51,135
- Oh.
- [Gia clears throat]
408
00:18:51,887 --> 00:18:53,264
So, how have you been?
409
00:18:54,057 --> 00:18:56,312
Yeah, good. You?
410
00:18:56,312 --> 00:18:59,067
- [Eric] Amazin'. Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, really, really amazin'.
411
00:18:59,067 --> 00:19:00,195
Amazin'.
412
00:19:02,324 --> 00:19:03,326
Oh, shit.
413
00:19:03,326 --> 00:19:07,125
So, see that coaster next to you?
Keep it on green.
414
00:19:07,125 --> 00:19:08,629
They just keep bringin' food over.
415
00:19:08,629 --> 00:19:10,841
- It's just kinda mad.
- Yeah, I know. I've been here before.
416
00:19:10,841 --> 00:19:12,720
[Eric] Yeah, man,
I'm never turning mine red.
417
00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:15,433
They'll have to carry me
out of this place. [chuckles]
418
00:19:15,433 --> 00:19:17,229
Ooh. Try a croquette ting, man.
419
00:19:17,229 --> 00:19:19,399
These make you cream!
420
00:19:19,399 --> 00:19:21,863
I'm good. Maybe later.
421
00:19:21,863 --> 00:19:24,034
[Gia] We're so glad you decided
to come today, D.
422
00:19:24,034 --> 00:19:27,667
Obviously, this isn't easy for any of us.
You must have, like, a million questions.
423
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,419
- Uh, no, I don't--
- [waiter] Thigh?
424
00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:31,382
- Pile it on, irmão.
- [chuckles]
425
00:19:31,382 --> 00:19:32,802
That's "brother" in Portuguese.
426
00:19:32,802 --> 00:19:35,516
We went for a long weekend in Lisbon.
So lit. [chuckles]
427
00:19:35,516 --> 00:19:38,689
Yeah, you should go, actually.
We saw a lot of solo travellers, so...
428
00:19:38,689 --> 00:19:40,901
- [waiter] Thigh?
- I'm good, thanks.
429
00:19:41,820 --> 00:19:43,281
G, you're not good.
430
00:19:43,281 --> 00:19:47,665
Next time, get it anyway, and then
forward it onto my plate. [chuckles]
431
00:19:47,665 --> 00:19:50,629
[chuckles] So, um, maybe I should start.
432
00:19:51,631 --> 00:19:53,259
Basically, what we wanna come out of today
433
00:19:53,259 --> 00:19:55,346
is just for us all
to move forward properly.
434
00:19:55,346 --> 00:19:56,558
Mmm. Preach, babe.
435
00:19:56,558 --> 00:19:59,187
'Cause there's gotta be
a shelf life on guilt.
436
00:19:59,187 --> 00:20:02,402
Or is it gonna be a thing of every time
we see something that reminds us of you,
437
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:03,906
we're gonna be all... [groans]
438
00:20:03,906 --> 00:20:05,199
Do you know what I mean?
439
00:20:05,701 --> 00:20:06,995
Um... [clicks tongue]
440
00:20:06,995 --> 00:20:10,209
Okay, yeah, I--
I think I do have a question.
441
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,253
Great. Go for it.
442
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:12,548
Why?
443
00:20:14,259 --> 00:20:15,638
Why did you cheat on me?
444
00:20:16,806 --> 00:20:18,267
'Cause we weren't happy, Dom.
445
00:20:18,769 --> 00:20:19,812
People grow apart.
446
00:20:19,812 --> 00:20:21,983
- They grow up. They change.
- Well, I didn't change.
447
00:20:21,983 --> 00:20:23,946
I was talking about me.
448
00:20:23,946 --> 00:20:27,077
I mean, this whole thing came
as a surprise to me too, you know.
449
00:20:27,578 --> 00:20:32,755
Like, one day I woke up and I realised,
this just didn't make sense anymore.
450
00:20:33,882 --> 00:20:36,721
But this did.
451
00:20:36,721 --> 00:20:38,600
[Eric] You can't mess with destiny, bro.
452
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,771
When the stars align,
the great conjunction happened--
453
00:20:40,771 --> 00:20:43,192
- I'm starting to think maybe this wasn't--
- Sorry.
454
00:20:43,192 --> 00:20:45,614
I was on a call with the New York office.
I was like, "I gotta go!"
455
00:20:45,614 --> 00:20:47,535
And they were like, "No!" [laughs]
456
00:20:47,535 --> 00:20:49,831
Anyway... [gasps] You must be Gia.
457
00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:52,670
Wow, girl,
your profile pics do not do you justice.
458
00:20:52,670 --> 00:20:53,964
[chuckles] I'm Yas.
459
00:20:55,759 --> 00:20:57,470
Hi. I'm Eric.
460
00:20:57,470 --> 00:20:59,057
Ah. He of the low-res cock.
461
00:20:59,057 --> 00:21:01,228
- [spits]
- [laughs] My rep precedes me.
462
00:21:01,228 --> 00:21:02,439
[chuckles] Geez!
463
00:21:02,439 --> 00:21:03,942
Thank you. Smells amazing.
464
00:21:03,942 --> 00:21:05,654
[Gia] Sorry, I'm a little bit lost.
465
00:21:06,573 --> 00:21:08,618
- You are...
- Yas. Dom's...
466
00:21:09,579 --> 00:21:12,626
Well, we're not really labelling it yet,
are we?
467
00:21:12,626 --> 00:21:15,173
But I guess we're just kind of
low-key fucking at the moment.
468
00:21:15,173 --> 00:21:16,885
Uh, we're vibin', so, you know...
469
00:21:16,885 --> 00:21:18,597
- Okay.
- [Yas] Who knows?
470
00:21:18,597 --> 00:21:20,976
Okay, I see you, movin' up in the world.
471
00:21:20,976 --> 00:21:23,147
- [Gia grunts]
- [laughs]
472
00:21:23,147 --> 00:21:24,232
Not up.
473
00:21:24,232 --> 00:21:26,236
Um, I thought we agreed--
474
00:21:26,236 --> 00:21:29,451
I know what I said,
but I missed you, my sexy dumpling.
475
00:21:30,036 --> 00:21:31,371
You guys don't mind, right?
476
00:21:31,371 --> 00:21:32,917
- [clears throat] No.
- Mm-mmm.
477
00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:35,087
No, I-- I love that you're here.
478
00:21:35,087 --> 00:21:38,385
Um, we actually ordered some bits
for the table, so help yourself.
479
00:21:38,385 --> 00:21:41,433
And try one of those croquette tings,
it'll make you cream.
480
00:21:41,935 --> 00:21:43,187
Geez!
481
00:21:44,189 --> 00:21:47,988
[clicks tongue] Anyway,
I wanna know everything.
482
00:21:48,489 --> 00:21:50,619
Um, how-- how did you guys meet?
483
00:21:50,619 --> 00:21:53,583
Oh, it's a pretty cute story.
Do you wanna tell it, bub?
484
00:21:53,583 --> 00:21:55,169
No, you, uh, go for it,
485
00:21:55,921 --> 00:21:56,923
bub.
486
00:21:57,550 --> 00:21:59,512
You guys heard of Nothin' But A G Thang?
487
00:21:59,512 --> 00:22:01,891
It's this fire hip-hop karaoke night.
488
00:22:01,891 --> 00:22:03,895
Me and my girls were there
a few nights back.
489
00:22:03,895 --> 00:22:07,778
And, you know, I was just chillin',
fighting off an onslaught of dead guys.
490
00:22:07,778 --> 00:22:08,947
And just as I'm thinkin',
491
00:22:08,947 --> 00:22:13,957
"Rah, there isn't a single decent guy
in this entire place," I hear...
492
00:22:13,957 --> 00:22:16,420
- We have Yas! Come on!
- [applause]
493
00:22:16,420 --> 00:22:19,217
Turns out one of my girls put
my name down as a joke! [laughs]
494
00:22:19,217 --> 00:22:22,600
[emcee] How about
we have ourselves a little duet?
495
00:22:25,479 --> 00:22:32,327
And it was just this immediate,
deep, animal attraction.
496
00:22:32,327 --> 00:22:35,124
Palpable sexual energy crackling.
Everyone in the room could feel it.
497
00:22:35,124 --> 00:22:36,210
- [laughs]
- Really?
498
00:22:36,210 --> 00:22:38,130
- Yeah.
- Yeah, really.
499
00:22:38,130 --> 00:22:40,928
But, you know, calling it "a room"
makes it sound kinda small.
500
00:22:40,928 --> 00:22:44,434
[crowd cheering]
501
00:22:44,434 --> 00:22:48,442
- [Dom] We lit that place up.
- [fan] We love you, Dom and Yas!
502
00:22:48,442 --> 00:22:51,783
- [Dom] People were losin' their minds.
- [fan] I want your babies!
503
00:22:51,783 --> 00:22:55,039
And there was just, like,
this sea of people.
504
00:22:55,039 --> 00:22:56,834
- Like a mini concert.
- Mmm.
505
00:22:56,834 --> 00:22:59,130
[Dom] And when we finished,
the crowd started chanting...
506
00:22:59,130 --> 00:23:01,678
[both] Dom and Yas. Dom and Yas.
507
00:23:01,678 --> 00:23:04,099
- Yas and Dom. Yam and Yas.
- Dom-Dom. Dom and Yas.
508
00:23:04,099 --> 00:23:07,773
Dom and Yas! Yas and Dom!
Dom and Yas! Yas and Dom!
509
00:23:07,773 --> 00:23:09,777
[Dom] And they were screamin'...
510
00:23:09,777 --> 00:23:11,279
[crowd] Encore! Encore!
511
00:23:11,279 --> 00:23:17,918
[both] "Encore! Encore!"
512
00:23:17,918 --> 00:23:19,129
[Yas laughing]
513
00:23:19,129 --> 00:23:21,133
They were gonna tear the place down
if we didn't go again,
514
00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:22,970
- so we did, like, five, six...
- It was 20.
515
00:23:22,970 --> 00:23:24,849
- ...more songs. It was wild.
- Mm-hmm.
516
00:23:24,849 --> 00:23:25,934
[chuckles]
517
00:23:25,934 --> 00:23:29,274
Well, that's gotta be, hands down,
the greatest hook-up story of all time.
518
00:23:29,274 --> 00:23:30,694
[Gia clears throat]
519
00:23:30,694 --> 00:23:31,779
I have a question.
520
00:23:31,779 --> 00:23:34,075
You did karaoke?
521
00:23:34,577 --> 00:23:35,746
I guess you were right.
522
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:38,543
People do change.
523
00:23:39,335 --> 00:23:40,589
- [waiters] Lamb?
- Yeah--
524
00:23:40,589 --> 00:23:42,133
- No!
- [pounds on table]
525
00:23:42,133 --> 00:23:43,427
- Thank you!
- [Yas snickers]
526
00:23:46,266 --> 00:23:48,187
[Eric] Oh, shit. D, guess what?
527
00:23:48,187 --> 00:23:50,191
I got fired from the sports bar.
528
00:23:50,191 --> 00:23:51,694
- [Gia chuckles]
- [Dom] No.
529
00:23:51,694 --> 00:23:52,946
- Baby...
- Yeah.
530
00:23:52,946 --> 00:23:54,282
...why you bringing that up now?
531
00:23:54,282 --> 00:23:56,078
He used to work there. It's banter.
532
00:23:56,078 --> 00:23:58,123
- Yeah.
- [Eric] Yeah. You know how it was, like,
533
00:23:58,123 --> 00:24:00,879
if you have to go to the staff loos
by going down to the basement?
534
00:24:00,879 --> 00:24:02,048
Got tired of doing that.
535
00:24:02,048 --> 00:24:03,718
So, I just started pissing
in Oasis bottles,
536
00:24:03,718 --> 00:24:06,473
'cause you know that big rim, no spillage.
537
00:24:06,974 --> 00:24:09,229
I stuck 'em all in my locker,
and I kept on sayin', like,
538
00:24:09,229 --> 00:24:10,857
"Just empty it. Empty it."
539
00:24:10,857 --> 00:24:13,905
And manager caught me with, like,
18 bottles of piss in there.
540
00:24:13,905 --> 00:24:15,575
I tried to say it was apple juice.
541
00:24:15,575 --> 00:24:17,495
But he was like,
"Nah, that's piss. I can smell it."
542
00:24:17,495 --> 00:24:19,040
"Uh, yeah, it's piss."
543
00:24:19,917 --> 00:24:21,419
I can't believe they fired you for that.
544
00:24:21,419 --> 00:24:23,550
I know. They're, like--
They're super political there.
545
00:24:23,550 --> 00:24:24,635
- [Yas] Mmm.
- They're-- Yeah.
546
00:24:24,635 --> 00:24:26,597
[laughs] Sorry, sorry.
547
00:24:26,597 --> 00:24:27,975
I'm struggling with something here.
548
00:24:27,975 --> 00:24:30,312
You cheated on Dom with him?
549
00:24:31,189 --> 00:24:32,776
- Excuse you?
- Yas--
550
00:24:32,776 --> 00:24:34,572
No, I need to figure this out
because it's baffling.
551
00:24:34,572 --> 00:24:38,538
You dumped this funny, clever,
successful accountant
552
00:24:38,538 --> 00:24:40,834
for this jobless human bin-fire?
553
00:24:40,834 --> 00:24:42,211
Oh, that hurts a little bit.
554
00:24:42,211 --> 00:24:45,217
I mean, I get it, the arms are nice,
but what do you even talk about?
555
00:24:45,217 --> 00:24:47,514
Are you gonna sit there
and let her say that shit to me?
556
00:24:47,514 --> 00:24:48,683
Well, she said my arms are nice.
557
00:24:48,683 --> 00:24:50,269
In hindsight, this was a terrible idea.
558
00:24:50,269 --> 00:24:51,772
I was trying to give everyone some harmony
559
00:24:51,772 --> 00:24:53,735
and allow everyone to live
in their truths, but whatever.
560
00:24:53,735 --> 00:24:55,237
[Yas] But you are living your truth.
561
00:24:55,237 --> 00:24:57,158
You cheated on him
with his best mate from primary school.
562
00:24:57,158 --> 00:25:01,542
St John's, Dunloe. Buckeye!
Buckeye-kye! La-la-la-la la...
563
00:25:01,542 --> 00:25:03,462
[Yas] You tricked him into believing
he'd found a person
564
00:25:03,462 --> 00:25:05,341
that wanted to get to know him,
like, properly,
565
00:25:05,341 --> 00:25:07,053
and instead of realising
what a gift that was,
566
00:25:07,053 --> 00:25:09,516
someone baring their actual soul to you,
you got scared.
567
00:25:09,516 --> 00:25:10,602
And so you clicked reset
568
00:25:10,602 --> 00:25:13,315
and moved on with the closest
and least complicated option.
569
00:25:13,315 --> 00:25:14,442
That is your truth.
570
00:25:18,367 --> 00:25:21,999
And, by the way, your man swiped me
on Tinder, like, a week ago.
571
00:25:21,999 --> 00:25:23,878
- What?
- Mmm. No, I didn't.
572
00:25:23,878 --> 00:25:25,507
- I didn't swipe you.
- [Gia] Give me your phone.
573
00:25:25,507 --> 00:25:26,801
- Or anybody.
- Now.
574
00:25:26,801 --> 00:25:28,136
- I didn't swipe her.
- [Gia] Eric.
575
00:25:28,136 --> 00:25:29,389
- Phone.
- [Eric] It's on rest mode.
576
00:25:29,389 --> 00:25:31,519
- It's on sleepy mode. It's off.
- [Gia] Now.
577
00:25:31,519 --> 00:25:32,688
[Eric] Airplane mode?
578
00:25:33,564 --> 00:25:35,150
I can't believe you just did that!
579
00:25:35,150 --> 00:25:38,198
Did you see Gia's face when we were
tag-teaming the karaoke story?
580
00:25:38,198 --> 00:25:39,952
She was shook!
581
00:25:39,952 --> 00:25:41,914
[chuckles] I feel good.
582
00:25:41,914 --> 00:25:43,250
Man, where did that come from,
583
00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:45,379
all that stuff
about it getting too real for her?
584
00:25:45,379 --> 00:25:47,216
Uh, don't know.
I guess just everything you told me.
585
00:25:47,216 --> 00:25:48,302
Well, you nailed it.
586
00:25:48,302 --> 00:25:49,805
It's exactly
what I've been wanting to say,
587
00:25:49,805 --> 00:25:52,018
but I've been too busy rolling over
like a bitch.
588
00:25:52,018 --> 00:25:53,771
- I shouldn't have said that.
- No, it's true though.
589
00:25:53,771 --> 00:25:57,320
[whoops, laughs]
590
00:25:57,320 --> 00:26:00,200
Oh, come on. I'm hungry.
I'm hungry. Are you hungry?
591
00:26:01,036 --> 00:26:02,038
- I don't know--
- Come on--
592
00:26:02,038 --> 00:26:05,169
No, listen, you just rode to my rescue.
It's the least I can do.
593
00:26:05,169 --> 00:26:07,089
Anything you want, it's on me.
594
00:26:08,175 --> 00:26:09,302
[groans] Fine.
595
00:26:09,302 --> 00:26:10,764
[Dom laughs]
596
00:26:10,764 --> 00:26:13,895
Which way? Which way?
Which way? [chuckles]
597
00:26:13,895 --> 00:26:15,105
Um.
598
00:26:15,105 --> 00:26:20,324
I was thinking maybe there's this banging
burrito place in Brixton we could go to.
599
00:26:21,493 --> 00:26:22,495
This way?
600
00:26:23,163 --> 00:26:24,750
This way. [grunts]
601
00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:26,921
[both chuckling]
602
00:26:26,921 --> 00:26:30,135
Time will only tell me an eternity ♪
603
00:26:30,845 --> 00:26:33,601
I remember the first time we met ♪
604
00:26:33,601 --> 00:26:37,316
♪ You had my heart wanting
To disconnect from me ♪
605
00:26:37,316 --> 00:26:40,197
Hearing your eyes say to me ♪
606
00:26:40,782 --> 00:26:43,704
Come rollerblade with me ♪
607
00:26:43,704 --> 00:26:44,790
[screaming, laughing]
608
00:26:44,790 --> 00:26:46,459
Show me the ropes ♪
609
00:26:46,459 --> 00:26:51,386
Hold tight and do not let go of me ♪
610
00:26:52,848 --> 00:26:55,185
It was autumn back in '93 ♪
611
00:26:55,185 --> 00:26:59,110
♪ The leaves were falling down
Ever reluctantly ♪
612
00:26:59,820 --> 00:27:02,743
♪ You had your hair long
When the days were short ♪
613
00:27:02,743 --> 00:27:04,830
[giggling]
614
00:27:07,752 --> 00:27:10,424
Babe, that outfit? Tens across the board.
615
00:27:11,009 --> 00:27:13,514
Oh. Thank you so much. [chuckles]
616
00:27:16,937 --> 00:27:17,939
Do you know her?
617
00:27:17,939 --> 00:27:19,526
No, but she looks fire, innit?
618
00:27:22,281 --> 00:27:24,160
What's up, man? Cool kicks.
619
00:27:24,703 --> 00:27:25,705
What?
620
00:27:25,705 --> 00:27:27,166
Dickhead, man.
621
00:27:27,751 --> 00:27:28,961
Suck your mum.
622
00:27:28,961 --> 00:27:30,214
Yep.
623
00:27:34,723 --> 00:27:35,975
[both chuckle]
624
00:27:35,975 --> 00:27:38,188
So, moving back
wasn't your first choice then?
625
00:27:38,689 --> 00:27:40,192
No. [chuckles]
626
00:27:40,192 --> 00:27:44,283
I tried the sofa thing, but it turns out,
I'm a man who requires sheets.
627
00:27:44,283 --> 00:27:47,081
Ah, so you're in it
for the quality bedding.
628
00:27:48,751 --> 00:27:50,755
[Dom] Honestly,
it's like they never want me to leave.
629
00:27:50,755 --> 00:27:52,383
They bought me a PlayStation.
630
00:27:52,383 --> 00:27:54,513
My dad forces me
on bike rides all the time.
631
00:27:54,513 --> 00:27:57,936
My mum literally won't stop makin' me
boiled eggs and soldiers.
632
00:27:58,563 --> 00:28:01,401
Aw, you poor thing.
633
00:28:01,902 --> 00:28:03,029
I swear I'm devolving.
634
00:28:06,202 --> 00:28:09,626
You know, I can see you as a mummy's boy.
635
00:28:10,878 --> 00:28:13,843
And my already fragile ego takes
another blow.
636
00:28:13,843 --> 00:28:14,928
Oh.
637
00:28:14,928 --> 00:28:16,389
Why did you go? ♪
638
00:28:17,266 --> 00:28:18,268
[balloons pop]
639
00:28:18,268 --> 00:28:19,353
Why did you go? ♪
640
00:28:19,353 --> 00:28:20,439
[balloons pop]
641
00:28:20,439 --> 00:28:23,445
♪ Why did you go?
Why did you go? ♪
642
00:28:24,531 --> 00:28:25,533
[Yas laughs]
643
00:28:25,533 --> 00:28:27,662
- Why did you go? ♪
- [music ends]
644
00:28:27,662 --> 00:28:28,873
Why is that bad?
645
00:28:28,873 --> 00:28:31,587
I mean, for me,
a good relationship with your mum
646
00:28:31,587 --> 00:28:36,012
is like the man equivalent of checking
a dog's got healthy gums on Crufts.
647
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:39,310
Well, in that case, I'll own it.
I am a mummy's boy.
648
00:28:40,145 --> 00:28:41,899
Okay, it's less hot when you say it.
649
00:28:43,485 --> 00:28:46,366
- [employee speaking Spanish]
- Oh, shit, I haven't looked yet.
650
00:28:46,366 --> 00:28:47,451
You trust me?
651
00:28:49,748 --> 00:28:51,417
- [Dom] Mmm.
- Yes, Colin.
652
00:28:51,417 --> 00:28:54,633
We'll have two spicy porks
with everything.
653
00:28:56,135 --> 00:28:57,346
Hot sauce?
654
00:28:57,346 --> 00:28:58,431
You know it.
655
00:28:58,431 --> 00:29:00,770
I'm sorry. None for me, thanks.
656
00:29:00,770 --> 00:29:04,235
Um, how spicy is the spicy pork?
Like, out of ten?
657
00:29:06,322 --> 00:29:07,491
Do you like spicy food?
658
00:29:07,491 --> 00:29:08,828
Strong no.
659
00:29:08,828 --> 00:29:10,080
Then, an eight.
660
00:29:10,748 --> 00:29:14,046
In that case,
I'll change mine to the chicken, please.
661
00:29:14,046 --> 00:29:17,846
Although, it says mild.
Is that mild-mild? Or...
662
00:29:24,150 --> 00:29:25,152
Um.
663
00:29:25,152 --> 00:29:26,237
[Yas] Mmm.
664
00:29:26,989 --> 00:29:31,414
[phone ringing]
665
00:29:32,332 --> 00:29:33,334
You gonna answer that?
666
00:29:34,044 --> 00:29:35,338
[Yas grunts]
667
00:29:35,338 --> 00:29:37,301
So, how was the blandest burrito ever?
668
00:29:37,301 --> 00:29:38,386
[Dom chuckles]
669
00:29:38,386 --> 00:29:39,556
Delicious.
670
00:29:39,556 --> 00:29:41,727
- Hmm. Okay. Hmm.
- [ringing continues]
671
00:29:41,727 --> 00:29:43,480
Hey. Have I got food in my teeth?
672
00:29:44,273 --> 00:29:45,610
[chuckles]
673
00:29:45,610 --> 00:29:47,446
Nope. Fresh.
674
00:29:47,446 --> 00:29:48,783
[chuckles]
675
00:29:48,783 --> 00:29:49,868
How about me?
676
00:29:50,410 --> 00:29:52,456
[laughs]
677
00:29:52,456 --> 00:29:55,337
Squeaky clean. [laughs]
678
00:29:58,844 --> 00:30:01,892
[skateboarder shouting]
679
00:30:01,892 --> 00:30:06,944
One, two, three, four,
680
00:30:07,570 --> 00:30:11,537
five, six, and change legs.
681
00:30:11,537 --> 00:30:14,668
- [Dom] So, you and your ex.
- [instructor] Lift up. Two...
682
00:30:14,668 --> 00:30:16,588
[Yas] My favourite subject.
683
00:30:16,588 --> 00:30:19,594
[Dom chuckles] Were you two living
together then before you... [clicks tongue]
684
00:30:19,594 --> 00:30:21,430
Uh, no. We weren't quite there yet.
685
00:30:21,932 --> 00:30:23,017
Makes it easier, I guess.
686
00:30:23,017 --> 00:30:25,188
Not having to chainsaw
the flat-screen in half.
687
00:30:25,188 --> 00:30:26,775
[clears throat] There's that.
688
00:30:26,775 --> 00:30:29,781
Plus, I doubt there'd be a lot of,
uh, bike rides
689
00:30:29,781 --> 00:30:31,618
and boiled eggs if I rocked up home.
690
00:30:31,618 --> 00:30:32,704
[Dom chuckles]
691
00:30:33,664 --> 00:30:34,666
[Yas grunts]
692
00:30:40,010 --> 00:30:41,137
[instructor] Four...
693
00:30:41,137 --> 00:30:43,349
- [Yas] That will be me one day, man.
- Five...
694
00:30:43,349 --> 00:30:46,982
[Yas] Couple rich ex-husbands,
menstruation a distant memory,
695
00:30:46,982 --> 00:30:49,028
sat out in the park with both my legs
behind my head.
696
00:30:49,028 --> 00:30:50,447
It's just beautiful.
697
00:30:51,282 --> 00:30:52,284
[instructor] Three.
698
00:30:52,284 --> 00:30:53,494
[groans]
699
00:30:54,121 --> 00:30:55,833
- Four.
- [groaning]
700
00:30:57,127 --> 00:30:58,923
- [Dom] That will be me.
- Five.
701
00:30:58,923 --> 00:31:01,637
Old but still thirsty.
702
00:31:01,637 --> 00:31:03,097
[chuckles]
703
00:31:03,097 --> 00:31:04,183
[instructor] Six...
704
00:31:04,183 --> 00:31:05,268
[chuckles]
705
00:31:06,312 --> 00:31:08,066
- [sighs]
- [instructor] Change your legs.
706
00:31:08,066 --> 00:31:12,199
So, before the Eric stuff,
you had no idea you and Gia were done?
707
00:31:14,078 --> 00:31:16,625
Nope. Thought we were all set. [chuckles]
708
00:31:17,459 --> 00:31:18,671
[Yas] Really?
709
00:31:18,671 --> 00:31:20,423
There wasn't a single moment?
710
00:31:21,425 --> 00:31:24,348
A tiny crack in the beautiful pottery
that was you and her?
711
00:31:27,145 --> 00:31:28,899
I'm gonna need to think about that.
712
00:31:30,778 --> 00:31:32,114
You go first.
713
00:31:32,114 --> 00:31:34,368
When did you realise you
and your ex were done?
714
00:31:34,368 --> 00:31:38,585
Oh. There were probably a shitload
of alarm bells I was snoozing through.
715
00:31:38,585 --> 00:31:41,675
But if I had to pick a specific moment...
716
00:31:46,183 --> 00:31:47,352
He don't wave at boats.
717
00:31:47,854 --> 00:31:48,856
Say again?
718
00:31:48,856 --> 00:31:50,025
[passengers cheering]
719
00:31:50,025 --> 00:31:52,947
[Yas] If people on a boat wave at you,
you have to wave back.
720
00:31:52,947 --> 00:31:54,033
It's the law.
721
00:31:54,033 --> 00:31:56,538
Tourism funds sex trafficking.
722
00:31:57,540 --> 00:31:58,542
Hmm.
723
00:31:59,627 --> 00:32:02,550
[ship horn blows]
724
00:32:02,550 --> 00:32:04,763
[chuckles] What?
725
00:32:04,763 --> 00:32:07,852
So apparently there are two types
of people in this world.
726
00:32:08,436 --> 00:32:10,231
The ones who wave at boats
727
00:32:10,816 --> 00:32:12,152
and the ones who hate joy.
728
00:32:12,152 --> 00:32:13,572
Which one am I?
729
00:32:17,580 --> 00:32:18,582
Haven't decided yet.
730
00:32:24,093 --> 00:32:28,101
Oh, so, I have thought about
my writing-on-the-wall moment.
731
00:32:28,644 --> 00:32:30,898
This still wakes me up at night cringin'.
732
00:32:30,898 --> 00:32:32,234
[Yas] Ooh, this gonna be good.
733
00:32:32,234 --> 00:32:33,319
[Dom sighs]
734
00:32:34,572 --> 00:32:41,377
Okay, um, so, a while back,
for our anniversary,
735
00:32:41,377 --> 00:32:43,131
I wanted to do something special.
736
00:32:44,466 --> 00:32:47,932
So I booked the place we ended up at
on our first date.
737
00:32:49,101 --> 00:32:50,938
Can't believe
I filled in my eyebrows for this.
738
00:32:51,438 --> 00:32:53,151
- [Dom] Late-night Morley's.
- [vehicle passes]
739
00:32:53,151 --> 00:32:55,405
I thought it would be cute and romantic.
740
00:32:55,405 --> 00:32:57,367
A sweet little throwback...
741
00:32:58,035 --> 00:32:59,204
[knocking]
742
00:32:59,204 --> 00:33:01,543
Hey-yo, boss man! I need chicken!
743
00:33:02,043 --> 00:33:03,462
[Dom] ...but apparently not.
744
00:33:03,964 --> 00:33:05,843
Hey, you're a lucky girl, aren't you?
745
00:33:05,843 --> 00:33:07,930
[smoke alarm beeping]
746
00:33:08,765 --> 00:33:11,145
Anyway,
that was the last grand gesture I tried.
747
00:33:12,523 --> 00:33:13,984
Okay, I'm not even lyin', yeah?
748
00:33:13,984 --> 00:33:16,071
That is literally my dream date.
749
00:33:16,071 --> 00:33:21,958
In fact, if I had a restaurant,
I'd call it "Nuggets by Candlelight".
750
00:33:21,958 --> 00:33:23,461
- [chuckles]
- [laughs]
751
00:33:23,461 --> 00:33:24,923
- No, but I'm not even joking.
- Loser.
752
00:33:24,923 --> 00:33:26,383
How could she not find that cute?
753
00:33:26,383 --> 00:33:27,553
I don't know.
754
00:33:27,553 --> 00:33:31,143
But that is my side of the story, innit?
755
00:33:31,143 --> 00:33:33,982
I bet Gia must have loads of
writin'-on-the-wall stories about me.
756
00:33:33,982 --> 00:33:36,237
And there you go again,
trying to share the blame.
757
00:33:36,237 --> 00:33:39,284
Well, I'm just saying,
what if they actually are meant to be?
758
00:33:39,786 --> 00:33:42,123
- Gia and Eric?
- Yeah.
759
00:33:42,123 --> 00:33:44,712
What if I'm the awkward hook-up story?
760
00:33:45,296 --> 00:33:48,762
A funny anecdote
in a future best man's speech?
761
00:33:49,973 --> 00:33:52,561
Wow. That is insanely forgiving.
762
00:33:53,855 --> 00:33:56,528
[clicks tongue] I know.
Maybe you've just inspired me.
763
00:33:57,530 --> 00:33:59,241
How chill you are about your ex.
764
00:33:59,742 --> 00:34:01,453
Maybe it's time I tried that shit.
765
00:34:02,038 --> 00:34:06,881
[chuckles] Hey. Not everyone can be this,
uh, progressive. Takes talent.
766
00:34:06,881 --> 00:34:08,885
[Yas laughs]
767
00:34:09,595 --> 00:34:12,183
So, you were a grand gesture guy, then?
768
00:34:12,183 --> 00:34:13,269
[Dom] Big time.
769
00:34:13,269 --> 00:34:15,231
I once hid chocolates
in my girlfriend's bed,
770
00:34:15,231 --> 00:34:17,444
but they melted,
and she thought I shit myself.
771
00:34:17,444 --> 00:34:19,615
[Yas laughs]
772
00:34:20,116 --> 00:34:22,913
[Dom laughing]
773
00:34:22,913 --> 00:34:24,625
- I won't be doing that again.
- [Yas] Uh-huh.
774
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:30,721
[dog barking]
775
00:34:34,478 --> 00:34:35,731
We should go get a drink.
776
00:34:37,150 --> 00:34:38,152
Definitely.
777
00:34:39,321 --> 00:34:41,200
I'll make you miss your last train today.
778
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:42,285
Is it now?
779
00:34:42,285 --> 00:34:44,164
- Mm-hmm.
- [both chuckle]
780
00:34:44,164 --> 00:34:46,377
No, but seriously, I can't. [sighs]
781
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:49,466
But if you're havin' a good time,
you won't realise.
782
00:34:49,466 --> 00:34:51,178
If I miss it, it's a night bus.
783
00:34:51,178 --> 00:34:53,474
And if I'm lucky enough to survive that,
it's a taxi.
784
00:34:53,474 --> 00:34:55,019
Not an Uber, a taxi.
785
00:34:55,019 --> 00:34:58,819
Yeah, but sometimes you just gotta say,
"I'ma see what happens."
786
00:34:59,361 --> 00:35:01,908
Like, fuck it.
No plannin', balls to the wall,
787
00:35:01,908 --> 00:35:03,620
just go where the breeze takes you.
788
00:35:03,620 --> 00:35:04,956
"I'ma see what happens"?
789
00:35:04,956 --> 00:35:06,543
It's good for the soul, trust.
790
00:35:12,053 --> 00:35:13,055
So?
791
00:35:17,565 --> 00:35:18,567
I got time.
792
00:35:22,825 --> 00:35:25,288
Can I get a cranberry juice,
a pint of lager
793
00:35:25,288 --> 00:35:27,041
and a packet of salt and vinegar?
794
00:35:27,041 --> 00:35:28,545
- [phone ringing]
- Thank you.
795
00:35:28,545 --> 00:35:30,716
- [dance music playing on stereo]
- [patrons chattering]
796
00:35:30,716 --> 00:35:31,801
Yas speaking.
797
00:35:31,801 --> 00:35:34,640
Hey, this is Theresa from Upon Films.
The costume designer.
798
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:35,934
Oh, hi.
799
00:35:35,934 --> 00:35:40,276
Yeah, sorry to do this, but we're gonna
have to shift you back half an hour?
800
00:35:40,276 --> 00:35:41,361
Is that okay?
801
00:35:42,615 --> 00:35:44,284
- You know what?
- [credit card machine beeps]
802
00:35:44,284 --> 00:35:46,581
- That actually doesn't work for me.
- Thank you.
803
00:35:46,581 --> 00:35:47,792
Is it cool if I reschedule?
804
00:35:47,792 --> 00:35:51,298
Yeah, actually,
we were hoping to make a decision today.
805
00:35:51,298 --> 00:35:52,801
- Sorry.
- Uh, okay.
806
00:35:52,801 --> 00:35:54,555
- Love you. See you later, bye!
- Yeah-- Uh--
807
00:35:54,555 --> 00:35:55,891
- [chuckles, sighs]
- Hello? Hello--
808
00:35:55,891 --> 00:35:57,728
- Who's that?
- Oh, that-that was Cass.
809
00:35:58,229 --> 00:35:59,231
How is she?
810
00:36:00,107 --> 00:36:01,820
Yeah, yeah, better.
811
00:36:01,820 --> 00:36:03,155
Thank you.
812
00:36:03,740 --> 00:36:06,286
Hey, I was, um, I was meaning to ask you.
813
00:36:06,286 --> 00:36:09,167
- Do you really recognise Eric from Tinder?
- Oh. [chuckles] No.
814
00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:11,506
But you just know he's still on there,
huntin'.
815
00:36:12,465 --> 00:36:14,177
I'm guessing you're not on the apps, no?
816
00:36:14,177 --> 00:36:15,639
Nah.
817
00:36:15,639 --> 00:36:17,893
It's Valentine's Day at primary school
all over again.
818
00:36:17,893 --> 00:36:19,814
Oh, wait, let me guess.
819
00:36:19,814 --> 00:36:21,776
Little Dom didn't get any cards.
820
00:36:21,776 --> 00:36:24,030
- No. But you know who did?
- [chuckles]
821
00:36:24,030 --> 00:36:26,451
Lewis Younge, who had pubes at nine
822
00:36:26,451 --> 00:36:28,748
and would punch people
in the nuts for fun.
823
00:36:28,748 --> 00:36:30,669
Why are guys like that
always called Lewis? [laughs]
824
00:36:30,669 --> 00:36:31,754
I know, right?
825
00:36:31,754 --> 00:36:34,426
And now, everyone's only as good
as their profile pic.
826
00:36:34,426 --> 00:36:36,388
We're back to Lewis Younge
and his drawer full of cards.
827
00:36:36,388 --> 00:36:37,558
[inhales deeply]
828
00:36:37,558 --> 00:36:40,856
Oh! You still haven't told me
your break-up story.
829
00:36:40,856 --> 00:36:42,233
Uh, it really isn't that deep.
830
00:36:42,233 --> 00:36:45,031
No, no. You broke up with him
and didn't look back.
831
00:36:45,031 --> 00:36:46,408
That's iconic.
832
00:36:46,408 --> 00:36:47,536
[retches, chuckles]
833
00:36:47,536 --> 00:36:50,584
- 'Ey, 'ey, 'ey.
- [Yas squeaks] Stop. Shut up. [laughs]
834
00:36:50,584 --> 00:36:52,546
No, also-- also, dude, you met my ex.
835
00:36:52,546 --> 00:36:54,967
Ah, oh. Okay. Fine.
836
00:36:57,890 --> 00:37:00,394
We broke up
because of A Tribe Called Quest.
837
00:37:01,396 --> 00:37:02,566
- [Yas's ex] Aw, fuck!
- Oh.
838
00:37:02,566 --> 00:37:04,277
Hey, babe. How's your day been?
839
00:37:04,277 --> 00:37:08,578
Mediocre with a sprinklin' of the entire
universe trying to fuck with me.
840
00:37:08,578 --> 00:37:10,039
Wait, wait, wait.
841
00:37:10,039 --> 00:37:11,208
Jules?
842
00:37:11,208 --> 00:37:12,795
Nathan's mate? The sculptor?
843
00:37:12,795 --> 00:37:13,880
That's your ex?
844
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:15,007
Oh, he doesn't just sculpt.
845
00:37:15,007 --> 00:37:17,303
He calls himself an artistic polymath,
846
00:37:17,303 --> 00:37:19,517
which is just another term
for being a cunt.
847
00:37:19,517 --> 00:37:21,311
- But, yeah, him.
- [chuckles]
848
00:37:21,311 --> 00:37:22,940
Things were getting kind of stale,
849
00:37:22,940 --> 00:37:27,198
so I decided to try
and get things flowing again, you know?
850
00:37:27,198 --> 00:37:28,618
Reawaken the magic.
851
00:37:28,618 --> 00:37:29,704
Your breath.
852
00:37:30,914 --> 00:37:32,375
That will be the homemade hummus.
853
00:37:32,375 --> 00:37:33,460
- Listen.
- [grunts]
854
00:37:33,460 --> 00:37:36,008
You know how my head gets
when I've been working on something new.
855
00:37:36,008 --> 00:37:37,886
I will take some of that hummus
on a cracker.
856
00:37:37,886 --> 00:37:40,600
Please tell me you dumped his arse
right there and then.
857
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:41,936
- Yeah!
858
00:37:41,936 --> 00:37:43,523
- Right?
- Get rid of him.
859
00:37:43,523 --> 00:37:47,698
Nope. I took a big L and got this prick
some fucking hummus.
860
00:37:47,698 --> 00:37:51,371
I figured, a few sips of wine, some tunes...
861
00:37:51,371 --> 00:37:54,127
- ["Buggin' Out" playing]
- Wow!
862
00:37:54,127 --> 00:37:56,966
Babe, feeling a bit
sonically sensitive right now.
863
00:37:56,966 --> 00:37:59,764
So, do you mind turning that shit,
like, way down for me?
864
00:37:59,764 --> 00:38:01,642
He called Tribe "that shit"?
865
00:38:01,642 --> 00:38:04,565
You might wanna ration your disdain
because there's more.
866
00:38:06,109 --> 00:38:08,113
Hi. You're blocking the TV.
867
00:38:09,032 --> 00:38:11,537
Oh, okay.
868
00:38:11,537 --> 00:38:14,627
- [groaning, murmuring, coughing]
- [Jules laughs] Interesting.
869
00:38:14,627 --> 00:38:17,381
- Crocs.
- Oh, fuck. Sorry. [chuckles]
870
00:38:19,260 --> 00:38:20,304
[Jules grunts]
871
00:38:20,304 --> 00:38:24,647
You know, I'm gonna forward you an article
about how hip-hop's promotion of violence
872
00:38:24,647 --> 00:38:27,569
continues to perpetuate
problematic Black stereotypes.
873
00:38:28,112 --> 00:38:29,113
[Yas] What?
874
00:38:29,113 --> 00:38:30,199
[Jules moans]
875
00:38:31,034 --> 00:38:32,663
And that's when it hit me.
876
00:38:33,915 --> 00:38:36,044
I had become basic.
877
00:38:36,044 --> 00:38:39,342
So, there and then,
I came up with a simple ethos
878
00:38:39,342 --> 00:38:41,764
to help guide me
through all aspects of my life.
879
00:38:43,350 --> 00:38:44,520
If you make the hummus,
880
00:38:45,396 --> 00:38:46,398
you should get the head.
881
00:38:48,152 --> 00:38:49,487
[Jules grunts] What the fuck?
882
00:38:49,487 --> 00:38:52,326
- Yes!
- [cheering]
883
00:38:53,161 --> 00:38:55,082
- [Jules grunts]
- Yes! Get in, get in.
884
00:38:55,082 --> 00:38:56,418
[laughs]
885
00:38:56,418 --> 00:38:59,592
So while that prick was washing
smooshed up chickpeas out of his pubes,
886
00:38:59,592 --> 00:39:02,221
I packed up any shit I had around there
and bounced.
887
00:39:02,221 --> 00:39:04,518
[cheering]
888
00:39:05,729 --> 00:39:07,148
Only one snag.
889
00:39:07,148 --> 00:39:09,110
In my rush to escape, I forgot--
890
00:39:09,110 --> 00:39:11,239
No. Don't say it.
891
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:13,953
[Yas] My copy of
The Low End Theory. [sighs]
892
00:39:16,876 --> 00:39:17,920
Do you know what?
893
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:19,965
You helped me with Gia.
I wanna do this for you.
894
00:39:19,965 --> 00:39:23,388
Let's go find a record shop right now,
and I'll buy you a new copy.
895
00:39:23,388 --> 00:39:24,725
That is really sweet.
896
00:39:25,309 --> 00:39:26,604
But I don't want a new copy.
897
00:39:26,604 --> 00:39:28,440
- I want my copy.
- Oh. [chuckles] Okay.
898
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:31,404
Why should he get to keep it? Especially
when he doesn't appreciate how good it is.
899
00:39:31,404 --> 00:39:32,490
Have you asked for it back?
900
00:39:32,490 --> 00:39:34,494
So he can make me jump
through a million hoops?
901
00:39:34,494 --> 00:39:36,373
- No, thank you.
- I can go round. Ask for you.
902
00:39:36,373 --> 00:39:39,045
[laughs] Thank you,
but he would love that even more.
903
00:39:39,045 --> 00:39:40,924
Plus, he's not even in the country, so...
904
00:39:40,924 --> 00:39:42,218
Ooh!
905
00:39:42,970 --> 00:39:45,224
- Ooh! [laughs, mumbles]
- What? What?
906
00:39:45,224 --> 00:39:46,309
- Come on.
- Where?
907
00:39:46,309 --> 00:39:48,021
- Come on!
- Oh. O-Okay.
908
00:39:48,021 --> 00:39:50,025
- Yas, Yas.
- [Yas whoops]
909
00:39:50,025 --> 00:39:52,154
- Chill.
- Hurry up!
910
00:39:53,323 --> 00:39:55,202
And you're definitely sure he's away?
911
00:39:59,127 --> 00:40:01,089
- Who's the girl?
- She was his life coach.
912
00:40:01,089 --> 00:40:02,884
Apparently, she opened his mind.
913
00:40:02,884 --> 00:40:04,429
And then her legs.
914
00:40:04,429 --> 00:40:06,684
She's got some dumb name,
like Tabby or something.
915
00:40:06,684 --> 00:40:09,982
That's a pretty dumb name, isn't it?
Or maybe not for a cat, but...
916
00:40:12,361 --> 00:40:13,614
- What?
- No, nothing.
917
00:40:13,614 --> 00:40:15,451
I'm just saying it's a dumb name,
that's all.
918
00:40:18,541 --> 00:40:20,962
How come you still got a key
to Jules's place anyway?
919
00:40:20,962 --> 00:40:23,926
I still got the key
to my year-eight locker on here, okay?
920
00:40:25,805 --> 00:40:27,768
- [sighs]
- [siren wailing in distance]
921
00:40:27,768 --> 00:40:29,813
Damn. He must've changed the locks.
922
00:40:30,314 --> 00:40:31,525
Like I'm gonna break in.
923
00:40:32,944 --> 00:40:34,740
- Fiona and Steve!
- Huh?
924
00:40:34,740 --> 00:40:36,702
My parents' next-door neighbours.
925
00:40:36,702 --> 00:40:38,956
They always have a key
in case of emergencies. Oh.
926
00:40:38,956 --> 00:40:41,127
Someone must have a key for Jules's gaff.
927
00:40:44,425 --> 00:40:45,929
[Dom stammers]
928
00:40:45,929 --> 00:40:47,306
Come on. Are you coming? Come on!
929
00:40:47,306 --> 00:40:48,643
- [chuckles] Yes.
- [chuckles]
930
00:40:48,643 --> 00:40:49,728
Jules's mums.
931
00:40:49,728 --> 00:40:52,901
Like, "mums", plural. Janet and Tanice.
932
00:40:52,901 --> 00:40:54,696
Are you sure you're down for this?
933
00:40:54,696 --> 00:40:55,782
Yeah.
934
00:40:55,782 --> 00:40:57,409
Mums love me. Trust.
935
00:41:00,542 --> 00:41:03,338
Okay, well, just chill and keep
them chattin', and I'll look for the key.
936
00:41:03,338 --> 00:41:04,382
- What?
- [doorbell rings]
937
00:41:04,382 --> 00:41:05,677
I thought you were gonna ask for it.
938
00:41:05,677 --> 00:41:06,971
I can't walk up and demand the key.
939
00:41:06,971 --> 00:41:08,641
- We're gonna have to chat to them--
- About what?
940
00:41:08,641 --> 00:41:09,893
- I don't know.
- [door opens]
941
00:41:09,893 --> 00:41:10,979
- Hi, Auntie.
- [chuckles]
942
00:41:11,647 --> 00:41:14,862
[squeals] You're joking me. Yas!
943
00:41:14,862 --> 00:41:17,366
- [chuckles]
- [Janet] Tanice, look who's here!
944
00:41:17,366 --> 00:41:19,997
You are a sight for sore eyes.
945
00:41:19,997 --> 00:41:21,542
- Girl! [squeals]
- Come here!
946
00:41:21,542 --> 00:41:23,086
- [squealing and laughing]
- [Yas] Oh!
947
00:41:23,086 --> 00:41:26,134
We were coming back from somewhere,
and I desperately needed a loo.
948
00:41:26,134 --> 00:41:27,971
And then I realised
I was right by your place, so...
949
00:41:27,971 --> 00:41:30,392
Oh, say no more.
Come in and do your business.
950
00:41:30,392 --> 00:41:32,856
- And you're gonna stay for a drink.
- Who's that, then?
951
00:41:32,856 --> 00:41:34,693
Oh, this is my friend Dom.
952
00:41:35,194 --> 00:41:36,404
Room for one more? [chuckles]
953
00:41:36,404 --> 00:41:37,616
Mmm.
954
00:41:38,325 --> 00:41:41,039
You remember where it is,
and make sure you use the good soap.
955
00:41:41,039 --> 00:41:42,792
- [Yas] Yes. [laughs]
- [both laugh]
956
00:41:44,045 --> 00:41:45,047
Come, boy.
957
00:41:45,047 --> 00:41:47,218
["You Will Never Find
Another Love Like Mine" playing on stereo]
958
00:41:47,218 --> 00:41:49,973
You'll never find ♪
959
00:41:52,311 --> 00:41:54,065
As long as you live ♪
960
00:41:54,065 --> 00:41:55,400
[party guests chattering]
961
00:41:57,154 --> 00:42:00,077
Someone who loves you ♪
962
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:02,122
What's happening, everyone?
963
00:42:02,122 --> 00:42:03,416
Tender like I do ♪
964
00:42:03,416 --> 00:42:04,795
Help yourself.
965
00:42:04,795 --> 00:42:06,172
But not the Wray & Nephews.
966
00:42:06,172 --> 00:42:08,553
Oh, that's okay.
I'm not really a big drinker.
967
00:42:09,303 --> 00:42:10,430
Tyrese, come here, lovey.
968
00:42:11,057 --> 00:42:12,519
Dominoes. Sick.
969
00:42:13,144 --> 00:42:14,565
[child laughing]
970
00:42:14,565 --> 00:42:15,900
Oh, I'll leave you to it.
971
00:42:22,037 --> 00:42:23,331
You're in my seat.
972
00:42:23,833 --> 00:42:25,670
And that was obviously a mistake.
973
00:42:29,051 --> 00:42:31,347
[song continues]
974
00:42:48,924 --> 00:42:49,926
[guest] Hmm.
975
00:42:51,555 --> 00:42:52,599
Oh, no, no, no. Auntie said--
976
00:42:52,599 --> 00:42:54,435
Okay, maybe a bit then. Cheers. [chuckles]
977
00:42:54,435 --> 00:42:55,813
[grunts]
978
00:42:57,441 --> 00:42:58,903
- [grunts]
- You like the tunes?
979
00:42:58,903 --> 00:42:59,988
Oh.
980
00:43:00,573 --> 00:43:02,535
Yeah. Definitely. This is a bop.
981
00:43:04,372 --> 00:43:05,541
Wouldn't think it'd be your ting.
982
00:43:06,125 --> 00:43:10,008
- Oh, no. No, this is specifically my ting.
- [grunts]
983
00:43:10,008 --> 00:43:14,225
Yeah. Like a Sunday morning
in Kingston type vibe.
984
00:43:14,225 --> 00:43:17,941
- [grunts]
- Jamaica. Not upon Thames.
985
00:43:20,445 --> 00:43:21,698
[guest] So, what else you into?
986
00:43:21,698 --> 00:43:25,748
Hip-hop, grime, trap,
bit of Motown after one too many of these.
987
00:43:25,748 --> 00:43:27,961
Hmm. You sound like a man
who knows his music.
988
00:43:27,961 --> 00:43:29,213
[clears throat] Pass your phone.
989
00:43:29,213 --> 00:43:31,134
- Hmm?
- Let's put some of your joints on.
990
00:43:31,134 --> 00:43:32,344
Oh.
991
00:43:32,344 --> 00:43:34,683
- Oh, no, people seem to be en--
- Anyone mind if we change the music?
992
00:43:34,683 --> 00:43:36,018
- No, go ahead.
- No.
993
00:43:36,018 --> 00:43:37,564
Come, come. Come, come, come, come, come.
994
00:43:37,564 --> 00:43:39,150
I don't think my phone's gonna connect
to the Blue--
995
00:43:39,150 --> 00:43:40,235
PIN?
996
00:43:41,028 --> 00:43:42,615
Yeah, what is it again? Um.
997
00:43:43,576 --> 00:43:44,578
Two, one, seven, three.
998
00:43:44,578 --> 00:43:46,497
But, listen, uh,
my tastes are pretty eclectic--
999
00:43:46,497 --> 00:43:48,001
Don't worry, I'm gonna put it on shuffle.
1000
00:43:48,001 --> 00:43:49,796
I don't want to run away ♪
1001
00:43:49,796 --> 00:43:54,890
♪ But I can't take it
I don't understand ♪
1002
00:43:54,890 --> 00:43:58,981
Oh. Obviously, this doesn't really have
a-- a party feel, so...
1003
00:43:58,981 --> 00:44:00,317
["The Rose" playing]
1004
00:44:00,317 --> 00:44:03,657
Some say love, it is a river ♪
1005
00:44:03,657 --> 00:44:04,910
Sorry.
1006
00:44:06,370 --> 00:44:08,584
I listened to this one playlist
a lot after...
1007
00:44:08,584 --> 00:44:09,544
That drowns ♪
1008
00:44:09,544 --> 00:44:11,088
Try it one more time.
1009
00:44:11,088 --> 00:44:12,049
The tender... ♪
1010
00:44:12,049 --> 00:44:13,594
["Sign Your Name" playing]
1011
00:44:13,594 --> 00:44:14,679
It's ridiculous.
1012
00:44:15,806 --> 00:44:16,809
Let it play.
1013
00:44:19,396 --> 00:44:23,321
Fortunately you have found ♪
1014
00:44:23,321 --> 00:44:27,956
Someone who relies on you ♪
1015
00:44:27,956 --> 00:44:32,256
We started out as friends ♪
1016
00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:38,644
Sign your name across my heart ♪
1017
00:44:38,644 --> 00:44:43,236
I want you to be my baby ♪
1018
00:44:43,236 --> 00:44:47,494
Sign your name across my heart ♪
1019
00:44:47,494 --> 00:44:52,045
I want you to be my lady ♪
1020
00:44:53,924 --> 00:44:55,135
[guest 2] Oh, okay.
1021
00:44:56,763 --> 00:44:58,934
[song continues]
1022
00:44:58,934 --> 00:45:00,605
[guest 3]
Do you want another piece of chicken?
1023
00:45:00,605 --> 00:45:01,690
[guest 4] Yeah.
1024
00:45:04,738 --> 00:45:07,367
[guests laughing, chattering]
1025
00:45:10,165 --> 00:45:13,922
So, Peter. My guy. [chuckles]
1026
00:45:13,922 --> 00:45:15,383
Like I was saying a second ago, um,
1027
00:45:15,383 --> 00:45:18,056
we just need to get into Jules's flat
for like a quick minute.
1028
00:45:19,350 --> 00:45:23,567
To, uh, liberate Yas's vinyl? [grunts]
1029
00:45:25,153 --> 00:45:26,322
- Yeah.
- Hmm.
1030
00:45:26,322 --> 00:45:27,867
See? [clicks tongue] You get it.
1031
00:45:27,867 --> 00:45:29,244
You're old school.
1032
00:45:29,746 --> 00:45:30,748
[sighs]
1033
00:45:31,374 --> 00:45:33,211
- Old.
- Good old.
1034
00:45:34,046 --> 00:45:35,048
You know what?
1035
00:45:36,927 --> 00:45:42,855
I think I remember Tanice mentioning
somewhere special they keep valuables
1036
00:45:42,855 --> 00:45:46,153
and keys and such. Huh? [laughs]
1037
00:45:48,617 --> 00:45:50,955
[laughing]
1038
00:45:50,955 --> 00:45:53,459
- [glasses clink]
- [both laugh]
1039
00:45:55,171 --> 00:45:56,424
[grunts]
1040
00:45:56,424 --> 00:45:59,681
- That marga boy you brought round...
- [Yas] Oh, here you go again, Auntie.
1041
00:45:59,681 --> 00:46:01,768
[Janet] He ain't your type, baby.
1042
00:46:02,770 --> 00:46:03,772
Nah, he ain't.
1043
00:46:06,235 --> 00:46:07,487
[chuckles]
1044
00:46:14,126 --> 00:46:16,005
- Give us a hand.
- Oh, don't-- don't worry.
1045
00:46:16,005 --> 00:46:18,259
- I'll take it in for you.
- Oh. Aw.
1046
00:46:19,303 --> 00:46:20,472
- Let's go.
- Okay.
1047
00:46:27,235 --> 00:46:28,362
The fuck am I doin'?
1048
00:46:31,870 --> 00:46:33,372
[sighs]
1049
00:46:34,709 --> 00:46:37,882
[Tanice] There must be some way
you and Jules can work things out.
1050
00:46:37,882 --> 00:46:39,803
[Yas] It's never gonna happen, Aunties.
1051
00:46:39,803 --> 00:46:41,515
- I'm sorry.
- [Tanice] Oh. But why?
1052
00:46:41,515 --> 00:46:44,269
- [Janet] But you were so good together.
- [Tanice] Go on. Yeah.
1053
00:46:44,269 --> 00:46:47,610
Oh, I see.
So you've set your sights elsewhere.
1054
00:46:47,610 --> 00:46:50,406
[Yas chuckles] You guys are funny.
I've known him for, like, a day.
1055
00:46:50,406 --> 00:46:52,954
The only reason we're hanging out
is because I heard him cryin',
1056
00:46:52,954 --> 00:46:54,456
and I felt sorry for him. That's it.
1057
00:46:54,456 --> 00:46:55,543
What?
1058
00:46:56,168 --> 00:46:58,130
[Tanice] I really think you should.
1059
00:46:58,799 --> 00:47:01,011
- What the hell do you think you're doing?
- Uh, no, I wasn't--
1060
00:47:01,011 --> 00:47:02,598
Um-- It--
1061
00:47:02,598 --> 00:47:04,226
- Tanice.
- I totally get how this must--
1062
00:47:04,226 --> 00:47:05,938
- [Tanice] Yes, babes.
- Uh, but... [sighs]
1063
00:47:05,938 --> 00:47:08,359
- Peter said-- but, nah-- Auntie.
- [Tanice] What's going on, babes?
1064
00:47:08,359 --> 00:47:10,739
[Janet] I caught this boy
going through your knicker drawer.
1065
00:47:10,739 --> 00:47:15,833
What? See, I knew there was something off
about you, ya little perv.
1066
00:47:15,833 --> 00:47:18,296
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That is not what I was doing at all.
1067
00:47:18,296 --> 00:47:19,716
See, I was trying to find the key.
1068
00:47:19,716 --> 00:47:21,135
What key?
1069
00:47:21,845 --> 00:47:23,306
[gasps]
1070
00:47:23,306 --> 00:47:25,101
What have you done?
1071
00:47:28,232 --> 00:47:29,777
Wow, so that got...
1072
00:47:29,777 --> 00:47:31,322
- Real.
- Yeah.
1073
00:47:31,990 --> 00:47:33,619
Sorry.
1074
00:47:33,619 --> 00:47:34,829
No, it's-- it's cool.
1075
00:47:34,829 --> 00:47:37,627
It actually was my fault. I was trying
to steal some of Tanice's pants.
1076
00:47:37,627 --> 00:47:39,505
I knew it. [chuckles]
1077
00:47:41,091 --> 00:47:42,762
[sighs] We were so close.
1078
00:47:42,762 --> 00:47:44,724
Like, so close.
1079
00:47:44,724 --> 00:47:48,105
- I really thought we were gonna--
- All right, I heard you, okay?
1080
00:47:48,105 --> 00:47:49,107
Hmm?
1081
00:47:49,107 --> 00:47:51,445
[Dom] When I was upstairs,
I heard you chattin'.
1082
00:47:51,445 --> 00:47:54,076
That was you in the toilet
back at Nathan's thing?
1083
00:47:54,744 --> 00:47:57,415
And that's why we're hanging out today,
'cause you felt sorry for me.
1084
00:47:57,415 --> 00:47:58,543
No.
1085
00:47:59,211 --> 00:48:00,213
Uh, kind of.
1086
00:48:00,213 --> 00:48:01,382
That makes so much sense.
1087
00:48:01,382 --> 00:48:03,135
[Yas] But that wasn't the only reason.
1088
00:48:04,514 --> 00:48:07,561
I had an interview this afternoon
1089
00:48:07,561 --> 00:48:10,818
for a job doing costume
on a low-budget film.
1090
00:48:12,278 --> 00:48:13,949
I didn't know whether I wanted to go.
1091
00:48:14,534 --> 00:48:16,203
And then they called me to push it back,
1092
00:48:16,203 --> 00:48:18,290
and we were having such a nice time,
so I thought--
1093
00:48:18,290 --> 00:48:19,711
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
1094
00:48:19,711 --> 00:48:21,130
Why wouldn't you wanna go?
1095
00:48:21,631 --> 00:48:23,301
A film? That's amazing.
1096
00:48:23,969 --> 00:48:28,562
Well, this would be my fifth interview
since I finished my course.
1097
00:48:29,438 --> 00:48:31,483
I guess I wasn't really in the mood
for another no.
1098
00:48:31,483 --> 00:48:33,154
Well, it might've been a yes.
1099
00:48:33,655 --> 00:48:34,824
Maybe.
1100
00:48:38,122 --> 00:48:41,211
So, are we cool? With the whole...
1101
00:48:41,211 --> 00:48:43,007
Crying thing?
1102
00:48:45,971 --> 00:48:47,057
Hey, listen, if I, um--
1103
00:48:47,057 --> 00:48:52,108
If I get your number,
maybe we can chill again sometime or...
1104
00:48:52,108 --> 00:48:53,235
Definitely.
1105
00:48:55,448 --> 00:48:56,659
Next time, Laser Quest though.
1106
00:48:56,659 --> 00:48:59,331
Oh, you didn't enjoy kicking it
at my ex's mums' gaff, no?
1107
00:49:02,420 --> 00:49:03,507
Oh.
1108
00:49:09,769 --> 00:49:11,648
- I'm gonna call an Uber.
- Think I'll get the tube. Um...
1109
00:49:11,648 --> 00:49:13,275
- Cool.
- Yeah.
1110
00:49:15,321 --> 00:49:16,490
[Dom chuckles]
1111
00:49:18,829 --> 00:49:20,289
[Yas chuckles]
1112
00:49:26,468 --> 00:49:28,347
- Hi.
- [Dom] Hi.
1113
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:39,494
[Tanice] Yas. I just had a thought.
1114
00:49:39,494 --> 00:49:44,212
That idiot Mona feeds Jules's succulents,
so she's gotta have a key.
1115
00:49:44,881 --> 00:49:47,469
You fancy borrowing the beast?
1116
00:49:50,474 --> 00:49:53,773
["Vossi Bop" playing]
1117
00:49:53,773 --> 00:49:55,318
You all right back there?
1118
00:49:57,447 --> 00:49:58,909
Loving it.
1119
00:50:00,328 --> 00:50:04,795
So, this Mona who may have a key,
they run the karaoke night?
1120
00:50:04,795 --> 00:50:06,298
Yeah.
1121
00:50:06,298 --> 00:50:11,058
And just a heads up,
Mona can be a little bit... extra.
1122
00:50:14,231 --> 00:50:16,318
♪ Fuck the government
And fuck Boris, yeah ♪
1123
00:50:16,318 --> 00:50:18,782
♪ I'm a villain
Killin' when I'm barrin' ♪
1124
00:50:18,782 --> 00:50:21,245
♪ Brothers in the hood
Just like the movie that I star in ♪
1125
00:50:21,245 --> 00:50:23,583
♪ Servicin' my whip
I phoned the boss to bring my car in ♪
1126
00:50:23,583 --> 00:50:26,296
♪ I could probably take your chick
But I just wouldn't 'cause she's jarrin' ♪
1127
00:50:26,296 --> 00:50:27,800
Oh, I got the sauce ♪
1128
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:29,302
Don't know what you thought ♪
1129
00:50:29,302 --> 00:50:32,016
♪ Catch me up in the snow
In my sliders and my shorts ♪
1130
00:50:32,016 --> 00:50:33,477
Chicks tryna get my brother Flipz... ♪
1131
00:50:33,477 --> 00:50:35,524
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- I know the person who runs it.
1132
00:50:35,524 --> 00:50:36,818
Mona! Yo, Mona!
1133
00:50:36,818 --> 00:50:39,532
Uh, Dean, can you bounce this girl,
please? She's mad.
1134
00:50:39,532 --> 00:50:41,285
- What?
- Yeah, sure.
1135
00:50:41,285 --> 00:50:43,247
Joke, joke, joke, joke, jokes. Let her in.
1136
00:50:43,247 --> 00:50:45,961
[karaoke rapper] ♪ Brothers in the hood
Just like the movie that I star in ♪
1137
00:50:45,961 --> 00:50:48,215
♪ Servicin' them whip
And get my boss to bring my car in ♪
1138
00:50:48,215 --> 00:50:49,301
- Hey.
- Hey.
1139
00:50:49,301 --> 00:50:51,179
♪ But I just wouldn't
'Cause she's jarrin' ♪
1140
00:50:51,179 --> 00:50:52,850
Oh, I've got the sauce ♪
1141
00:50:52,850 --> 00:50:54,770
- I don't know about that.
- [Yas] We'll be in and out.
1142
00:50:54,770 --> 00:50:56,774
He won't even know we were there.
So speedy.
1143
00:50:56,774 --> 00:50:58,737
Yeah, and then what happens
if you can't help yourself,
1144
00:50:58,737 --> 00:51:00,239
and you end up doing something stupid,
1145
00:51:00,239 --> 00:51:03,245
like cutting all the crotches out
of his jeans or taking a shit in his sink?
1146
00:51:03,245 --> 00:51:04,456
[laughs]
1147
00:51:04,456 --> 00:51:06,168
Why would I do anything like that?
1148
00:51:06,168 --> 00:51:08,047
- [chuckles]
- [Yas sighs]
1149
00:51:09,132 --> 00:51:10,217
[Mona] Right, here's the thing.
1150
00:51:10,217 --> 00:51:12,931
I'm just struggling to understand
what it is that I'm gonna get out of it.
1151
00:51:12,931 --> 00:51:14,518
How about the chance
to do the right thing?
1152
00:51:14,518 --> 00:51:16,355
All right,
it's not the fucking Avengers, darling.
1153
00:51:16,355 --> 00:51:18,317
- What do you want?
- [Mona] That's on you, Yasmine.
1154
00:51:18,317 --> 00:51:21,239
But be creative, yeah?
Because I'm so unbelievably bored.
1155
00:51:21,239 --> 00:51:23,787
I'm stuck here with these posers,
dying of inertia,
1156
00:51:23,787 --> 00:51:25,874
while you two get to run around
and shit in people's sinks.
1157
00:51:25,874 --> 00:51:29,674
What entertainment are you providing Mona
in exchange for this favour?
1158
00:51:29,674 --> 00:51:30,842
[crowd booing]
1159
00:51:30,842 --> 00:51:33,097
Damn, this is some gladiator shit tonight.
1160
00:51:35,852 --> 00:51:38,357
- No. No.
- Do you want those keys or not?
1161
00:51:39,401 --> 00:51:41,989
[sing-songy] Oh, my days,
this is gonna be amazing!
1162
00:51:41,989 --> 00:51:44,244
Okay. Say stop.
1163
00:51:44,244 --> 00:51:45,580
Stop.
1164
00:51:50,047 --> 00:51:51,049
Oh!
1165
00:51:51,049 --> 00:51:52,928
Fine. We can do that.
1166
00:51:54,557 --> 00:51:55,642
"We"?
1167
00:51:55,642 --> 00:52:01,529
[emcee] Okay, our next victim.
By special request, we got Yas and Dom.
1168
00:52:01,529 --> 00:52:02,865
Where you kids at?
1169
00:52:02,865 --> 00:52:04,535
[crowd chattering]
1170
00:52:04,535 --> 00:52:07,039
[mic feedback]
1171
00:52:07,039 --> 00:52:08,751
Just one second.
1172
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:11,716
- What's going on?
- I can't do this.
1173
00:52:11,716 --> 00:52:12,926
- Yes, you can.
- No, no, no.
1174
00:52:12,926 --> 00:52:14,847
You're the girl
who gives strangers compliments in shops.
1175
00:52:14,847 --> 00:52:17,895
I'm also the girl that ducked out of a job
interview today 'cause she was too scared.
1176
00:52:17,895 --> 00:52:19,982
I thought it was 'cause
we were having a nice time.
1177
00:52:19,982 --> 00:52:21,736
Yeah, don't worry. We got all night.
1178
00:52:21,736 --> 00:52:23,030
Honestly, Dom, this is crazy.
1179
00:52:23,030 --> 00:52:26,161
Just fuck the keys, fuck the record.
Jules can keep it. Let's just go.
1180
00:52:26,161 --> 00:52:27,831
Don't worry. I got this.
1181
00:52:27,831 --> 00:52:29,585
["Shoop" playing]
1182
00:52:29,585 --> 00:52:32,549
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
1183
00:52:39,688 --> 00:52:42,653
Hey, how's it goin'? ♪
1184
00:52:42,653 --> 00:52:43,947
[crowd member 1] I'm great.
1185
00:52:43,947 --> 00:52:48,038
♪ No, not you
You, the bow-legged one ♪
1186
00:52:48,038 --> 00:52:50,125
- Mmm.
- [crowd laughing, booing]
1187
00:52:50,125 --> 00:52:51,378
[Dom] What's your name? ♪
1188
00:52:51,378 --> 00:52:53,090
[crowd member 2]
Get off, mate. You're rubbish.
1189
00:52:53,090 --> 00:52:54,342
Damn, baby ♪
1190
00:52:54,342 --> 00:52:55,595
[crowd member 3] Get out.
1191
00:52:55,595 --> 00:52:58,225
- That's sexy ♪
- [crowd booing]
1192
00:52:58,225 --> 00:53:00,730
♪ Here I go, here I go
Here I go again ♪
1193
00:53:00,730 --> 00:53:02,776
- Girls, what's my weakness? ♪
- [crowd member 4] Men ♪
1194
00:53:02,776 --> 00:53:05,866
♪ Okay, then, chillin', chillin'
Mindin' my business ♪
1195
00:53:05,866 --> 00:53:08,203
♪ Yo, Salt, I looked around
And I couldn't believe this ♪
1196
00:53:08,203 --> 00:53:10,625
♪ I swear, I stared
My niece my witness ♪
1197
00:53:10,625 --> 00:53:13,171
- [stammers] I, um... ♪
- [crowd jeering]
1198
00:53:13,171 --> 00:53:15,677
♪ Wicked, wicked
Had to kick-- ♪
1199
00:53:15,677 --> 00:53:17,848
- [crowd booing]
- Sorry, um...
1200
00:53:17,848 --> 00:53:20,770
♪ Then I flipped for a tip
Make me wanna do tricks for him ♪
1201
00:53:20,770 --> 00:53:23,442
♪ Licked him
Like a lollipop should be licked ♪
1202
00:53:23,442 --> 00:53:25,780
♪ Came to my senses
And I chilled for a bit ♪
1203
00:53:25,780 --> 00:53:28,076
♪ Don't know how you do
The voodoo that you do ♪
1204
00:53:28,076 --> 00:53:31,374
♪ So well it's a spell, hell
Makes me wanna shoop shoop shoop ♪
1205
00:53:31,374 --> 00:53:33,880
- Shoop ba-doop, shoop ba-doop ♪
- [crowd member] Whoo! Yeah!
1206
00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:35,884
- Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop ♪
- [cheering]
1207
00:53:35,884 --> 00:53:38,681
♪ Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ♪
1208
00:53:38,681 --> 00:53:40,100
♪ Shoop ba-doop
Um ♪
1209
00:53:40,100 --> 00:53:42,731
♪ You're packed and you're stacked
Specifically in the back ♪
1210
00:53:42,731 --> 00:53:45,528
♪ Brother, wanna thank your mother
For a butt like that ♪
1211
00:53:45,528 --> 00:53:47,866
♪ Can I get some fries
With that shake-shake booty? ♪
1212
00:53:47,866 --> 00:53:50,162
♪ If looks can kill
You would be an Uzi ♪
1213
00:53:50,162 --> 00:53:51,707
You're a shotgun, bang! ♪
1214
00:53:51,707 --> 00:53:53,251
What's up with that thang? ♪
1215
00:53:53,251 --> 00:53:55,214
- I wanna know, how does it hang? ♪
- [crowd cheering]
1216
00:53:55,214 --> 00:53:58,053
♪ Straight up, wait up
Hold up, Mr Lover ♪
1217
00:53:58,053 --> 00:54:00,140
♪ Like Prince said
You're a sexy motha-- ♪
1218
00:54:00,140 --> 00:54:03,480
♪ Well, I like 'em real wild
B-boy style by the mile ♪
1219
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:05,610
♪ Smooth Black skin
With a smile ♪
1220
00:54:05,610 --> 00:54:07,823
♪ Bright as the sun
I wanna have some fun ♪
1221
00:54:07,823 --> 00:54:09,868
♪ Come and give me some of that yum-yum
Chocolate-- ♪
1222
00:54:09,868 --> 00:54:13,291
- Were we just 110% fucking lit?
- I can't believe you just did that.
1223
00:54:13,291 --> 00:54:16,047
Hey, you're the one who just came on
and absolutely smashed it.
1224
00:54:19,722 --> 00:54:20,807
Uh...
1225
00:54:23,145 --> 00:54:26,694
Uh, I was trying to kiss you on the cheek,
and I missed--
1226
00:54:26,694 --> 00:54:28,196
- Were you?
- Yes.
1227
00:54:29,783 --> 00:54:30,869
Sorry.
1228
00:54:47,944 --> 00:54:49,447
[knocks on door]
1229
00:54:49,447 --> 00:54:51,660
- [Dean] You can't be in there together.
- [knocks continue]
1230
00:54:52,788 --> 00:54:55,668
Whoo!
1231
00:54:55,668 --> 00:54:57,213
[horn honks]
1232
00:54:57,213 --> 00:54:59,718
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
1233
00:54:59,718 --> 00:55:01,304
What are you doing?
1234
00:55:01,806 --> 00:55:03,475
I got over-excited.
1235
00:55:11,407 --> 00:55:12,409
Who is that?
1236
00:55:12,409 --> 00:55:14,288
I don't know.
1237
00:55:14,288 --> 00:55:16,000
Why is he following us?
1238
00:55:16,585 --> 00:55:18,171
- Go faster!
- [screams]
1239
00:55:25,310 --> 00:55:27,899
- [vocalises]
- Oh, shit!
1240
00:55:27,899 --> 00:55:30,195
- I told you. He ain't here.
- [sighs]
1241
00:55:30,195 --> 00:55:34,203
Hey, hey. You gonna get the record or...
1242
00:55:34,203 --> 00:55:35,748
I gotta wee.
1243
00:55:35,748 --> 00:55:39,130
Okay, but just don't touch anything,
yeah? Fingerprints.
1244
00:55:43,764 --> 00:55:46,394
- Okay. [laughs]
- [laughs]
1245
00:55:48,816 --> 00:55:51,697
[door opens, closes]
1246
00:55:52,782 --> 00:55:54,703
♪ Da-doop
Shoop ba-doop ♪
1247
00:55:54,703 --> 00:55:56,624
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-- ♪
1248
00:56:03,053 --> 00:56:05,390
- [sniffs, exhales deeply]
- [door closes]
1249
00:56:05,390 --> 00:56:07,019
That's how I imagine Obama smells.
1250
00:56:08,898 --> 00:56:10,317
Is that cedar-wood?
1251
00:56:11,277 --> 00:56:12,279
What is that?
1252
00:56:12,279 --> 00:56:13,448
A Mooncup.
1253
00:56:13,448 --> 00:56:15,745
- Probably Tabby's.
- Yeah, I guessed that.
1254
00:56:16,580 --> 00:56:19,001
Jules used to make me hide my tampons
in my make-up bag.
1255
00:56:19,962 --> 00:56:21,966
He has a thing. He says
it puts him off brushing his teeth.
1256
00:56:21,966 --> 00:56:23,301
That is wild!
1257
00:56:23,301 --> 00:56:26,432
Yeah, but apparently Tabby's just welcome
to leave her shit on display!
1258
00:56:26,432 --> 00:56:28,729
[grunts] I need a drink.
You wanna a drink? I want a drink.
1259
00:56:28,729 --> 00:56:30,399
Yas. Yas? Yas!
1260
00:56:30,399 --> 00:56:31,819
Hey! Listen, we probably shouldn't--
1261
00:56:31,819 --> 00:56:35,994
Oh! That is a sexy V60.
1262
00:56:45,345 --> 00:56:48,268
I get it. You got a boner over his gaff.
It's nice. It's cute.
1263
00:56:48,811 --> 00:56:50,857
Yas? Yas, where you going now? Just--
1264
00:56:50,857 --> 00:56:53,069
I just need to check something. One sec.
1265
00:56:53,654 --> 00:56:54,865
[footsteps departing]
1266
00:56:54,865 --> 00:56:55,783
[gasps]
1267
00:56:55,783 --> 00:56:58,288
- How is that even a sculpture?
- [clattering]
1268
00:56:58,288 --> 00:57:00,960
- I knew it. She's fucking moved in.
- So?
1269
00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:02,630
Three months they've been together.
1270
00:57:02,630 --> 00:57:06,095
And look.
All of her underwear looks like this.
1271
00:57:06,972 --> 00:57:08,726
Seriously, you'd have to sew
15 of these together
1272
00:57:08,726 --> 00:57:10,187
to get the pants I'm wearing right now.
1273
00:57:10,187 --> 00:57:11,648
- Why do you care?
- I don't.
1274
00:57:11,648 --> 00:57:14,821
If she wants to be plagued by yeast
infections, it's none of my business.
1275
00:57:14,821 --> 00:57:15,907
[keys jingling]
1276
00:57:15,907 --> 00:57:17,994
- Shit! Come on. [claps]
- [door opening]
1277
00:57:17,994 --> 00:57:19,706
- This way, this way.
- Fuck.
1278
00:57:20,499 --> 00:57:23,338
Nepalese or Peruvian?
1279
00:57:23,338 --> 00:57:25,927
[Tabby] Ah, I could murder
a seviche right now.
1280
00:57:26,929 --> 00:57:27,931
- Hon?
- Mmm?
1281
00:57:27,931 --> 00:57:29,643
Did you leave the lights on?
1282
00:57:29,643 --> 00:57:32,147
[sighs] Must have been Mona.
1283
00:57:35,655 --> 00:57:36,782
Oh.
1284
00:57:38,326 --> 00:57:39,704
Ugh.
1285
00:57:40,497 --> 00:57:43,378
[Jules] Uh, what the fuck is in my rice?
1286
00:57:43,378 --> 00:57:45,423
Is that my Mooncup?
1287
00:57:45,423 --> 00:57:48,138
Ugh, okay.
I do not get Mona's sense of humour.
1288
00:57:48,639 --> 00:57:50,433
[bottle rattles]
1289
00:57:51,018 --> 00:57:52,146
[whispers] Someone's here.
1290
00:57:54,316 --> 00:57:55,862
- Get your rape spray.
- They made me chuck it.
1291
00:57:55,862 --> 00:57:57,239
It was over a hundred mils!
1292
00:57:58,366 --> 00:58:00,872
- The fuck I'm gonna do with that? Fuck.
- Well, I don't know.
1293
00:58:04,253 --> 00:58:05,255
[deeper voice] Yo!
1294
00:58:06,340 --> 00:58:10,348
Don't let me catch you up in this crib,
'cause I'll straight up end you.
1295
00:58:10,348 --> 00:58:12,812
- You get me?
- You should try and sound more scary.
1296
00:58:12,812 --> 00:58:14,481
[normal]
What do you think I'm trying to do?
1297
00:58:14,983 --> 00:58:16,737
- Shh.
- Oh, God.
1298
00:58:20,243 --> 00:58:22,624
Surprise.
1299
00:58:23,166 --> 00:58:24,376
Yas?
1300
00:58:25,212 --> 00:58:27,216
- Hey.
- Wow!
1301
00:58:28,384 --> 00:58:30,681
[Tabby] As in your ex, Yas?
1302
00:58:31,182 --> 00:58:32,392
What is she doing here, Julian?
1303
00:58:32,392 --> 00:58:36,568
Puttin' Mooncups in my rice
and stealing your thongs apparently.
1304
00:58:36,568 --> 00:58:38,488
I wasn't stealing it.
I was actually just trying it.
1305
00:58:38,488 --> 00:58:40,868
- [Tabby] Well, now you've stretched them.
- [mouthing words] My bad.
1306
00:58:40,868 --> 00:58:44,500
I have to give it to you, man.
You are tenacious in your madness.
1307
00:58:45,126 --> 00:58:47,256
I change the locks,
and you still find a way to break in
1308
00:58:47,256 --> 00:58:48,717
and bring your drama into our flat?
1309
00:58:48,717 --> 00:58:49,970
Our flat now, is it?
1310
00:58:49,970 --> 00:58:53,644
Yes, actually, this is our safe space
which you've literally invaded.
1311
00:58:54,186 --> 00:58:56,274
Hello. Hi. Hello.
1312
00:58:56,274 --> 00:58:59,572
Sorry, this is all
a massive misunderstanding.
1313
00:58:59,572 --> 00:59:01,702
We didn't break in.
We got the key from Mona.
1314
00:59:01,702 --> 00:59:03,664
And we only came to get Yas's album.
1315
00:59:03,664 --> 00:59:05,500
- The Low End Theory?
- Never heard of it.
1316
00:59:05,500 --> 00:59:07,714
Yeah, they probably don't play it
on basic bitch F.M.
1317
00:59:07,714 --> 00:59:10,135
Oh, wow.
Okay, that was really uncalled for.
1318
00:59:10,636 --> 00:59:13,767
Babe, are you gonna call the police?
Because I'm done with this toxic energy.
1319
00:59:13,767 --> 00:59:15,186
[Dom] No, no, no, no, no, no. Listen.
1320
00:59:15,186 --> 00:59:17,650
The-- The record has sentimental value.
1321
00:59:17,650 --> 00:59:19,445
If we can just grab it, we'll bounce.
1322
00:59:19,445 --> 00:59:23,912
Listen, you seem like a nice guy,
so let me give you some free advice.
1323
00:59:25,081 --> 00:59:26,877
- Run.
- [scoffs]
1324
00:59:26,877 --> 00:59:29,214
[Jules] 'Cause she will ruin your life,
trust me.
1325
00:59:29,214 --> 00:59:30,300
That's unnecessary, man.
1326
00:59:30,300 --> 00:59:33,974
No. That girl is a human quagmire.
1327
00:59:33,974 --> 00:59:35,060
That's a bog.
1328
00:59:35,060 --> 00:59:37,105
- People know what a quagmire is, babe.
- Yeah, no. I know.
1329
00:59:37,105 --> 00:59:39,151
- But they might not understand your arty--
- Can I finish?
1330
00:59:40,863 --> 00:59:44,411
She will drag you down
into all her petty shit
1331
00:59:44,411 --> 00:59:45,873
till you're struggling to breathe.
1332
00:59:47,167 --> 00:59:48,378
My petty shit?
1333
00:59:49,046 --> 00:59:50,883
When we were together,
everything was about you.
1334
00:59:50,883 --> 00:59:53,304
How many gallery openings did I go to?
1335
00:59:53,304 --> 00:59:55,016
Or dead poetry nights, smiling along
1336
00:59:55,016 --> 00:59:57,563
as you and your artist mates talked about
how underappreciated you were.
1337
00:59:57,563 --> 00:59:59,316
You wouldn't understand
the creative struggle.
1338
00:59:59,316 --> 01:00:01,028
[chuckles] Okay, fine.
1339
01:00:01,028 --> 01:00:04,577
[Jules] You know, she thought she was
gonna be a big-time costume designer.
1340
01:00:05,412 --> 01:00:09,336
Used to stay up all night,
doodling away in her little pads.
1341
01:00:10,756 --> 01:00:12,844
How is that going by the way?
1342
01:00:12,844 --> 01:00:15,766
Babe. Babe. He's trying to steal our shit.
1343
01:00:15,766 --> 01:00:18,438
- Little thief.
- [Dom] Oh, come on, man.
1344
01:00:18,438 --> 01:00:20,693
You don't even care about this.
Just let her have it.
1345
01:00:21,193 --> 01:00:23,615
Oh, snap!
1346
01:00:23,615 --> 01:00:27,247
You're properly into her, aren't you?
1347
01:00:28,750 --> 01:00:32,466
Mate, she's already got you
breaking and entering.
1348
01:00:32,466 --> 01:00:34,554
You really think this is gonna end well?
1349
01:00:35,848 --> 01:00:37,434
Not just breaking and entering.
1350
01:00:38,186 --> 01:00:41,108
She had me rapping to a room
full of people earlier
1351
01:00:41,108 --> 01:00:43,780
and racing about town
on the back of a moped.
1352
01:00:43,780 --> 01:00:46,327
- Your mum's moped, actually.
- What?
1353
01:00:46,327 --> 01:00:49,834
They lent it to us after they caught me
sneaking around her underwear drawer.
1354
01:00:49,834 --> 01:00:52,715
Seriously, what is it with you two
and other people's underwear?
1355
01:00:52,715 --> 01:00:54,176
[whispers] Yeah, that is a bit weird.
1356
01:00:57,725 --> 01:01:00,898
In answer to your question,
I don't know how today is gonna end.
1357
01:01:00,898 --> 01:01:04,279
But, as weird as it's been,
1358
01:01:05,073 --> 01:01:09,081
it's also kind of been
one of the greatest days ever, so...
1359
01:01:09,081 --> 01:01:11,335
Even being on the back of the moped?
1360
01:01:11,335 --> 01:01:13,047
No, I hated that.
1361
01:01:14,551 --> 01:01:17,138
[sighs] Aw, that is actually really cute.
1362
01:01:19,811 --> 01:01:20,854
[Jules] Are you done?
1363
01:01:20,854 --> 01:01:23,401
- 'Cause I'd like my property back now.
- It's not yours though, is it?
1364
01:01:23,401 --> 01:01:27,325
- Oh, seriously, don't be confused. Yeah?
- What's the--
1365
01:01:27,325 --> 01:01:30,708
Just 'cause I know how to rock a kimono
doesn't mean I can't fuck you up!
1366
01:01:30,708 --> 01:01:32,795
Hey, hey, hey. Listen.
You don't wanna fight me.
1367
01:01:32,795 --> 01:01:35,843
Your hands are your tools,
and I have a notoriously bony face.
1368
01:01:35,843 --> 01:01:40,018
So, we'll be leaving now, with the record,
but it was lovely to meet you both--
1369
01:01:40,018 --> 01:01:42,397
- [gasps]
- Oh. Oh, my God.
1370
01:01:42,397 --> 01:01:43,984
I posed for that for weeks!
1371
01:01:43,984 --> 01:01:46,405
- Oh. Oh, I am so, so, so--
- [inhales deeply]
1372
01:01:46,405 --> 01:01:48,284
- [grunts] Ah, fuck!
- [Yas] Are you--
1373
01:01:48,284 --> 01:01:49,996
What are you doing? Why did you do that?
1374
01:01:49,996 --> 01:01:51,332
- [Dom] Whoa!
- Stay away from my man!
1375
01:01:51,332 --> 01:01:53,502
- I don't want your--
- No! No!
1376
01:01:54,171 --> 01:01:55,758
- You're a psycho!
- What's your problem?
1377
01:01:55,758 --> 01:01:57,511
Everybody, please watch the fucking art.
1378
01:01:57,511 --> 01:01:59,348
[pants]
1379
01:02:11,038 --> 01:02:15,338
You know, I actually felt guilty
about how it went down between us.
1380
01:02:16,591 --> 01:02:22,520
But now, I know I made the right decision
dumping your arse.
1381
01:02:24,231 --> 01:02:25,400
[scoffs]
1382
01:02:40,556 --> 01:02:42,727
Yas? Yas!
1383
01:02:42,727 --> 01:02:45,064
Wait, I don't understand. He dumped you?
1384
01:02:45,064 --> 01:02:46,150
Yeah.
1385
01:02:46,150 --> 01:02:47,820
- But you told me--
- I know what I told you.
1386
01:02:47,820 --> 01:02:49,949
Come on. You loved that I dashed him.
You said I was iconic.
1387
01:02:49,949 --> 01:02:52,705
- That's what I thought actually happened.
- Me and you had literally just met.
1388
01:02:52,705 --> 01:02:54,625
I didn't think you wanted to hear
my whole sob story.
1389
01:02:54,625 --> 01:02:56,755
- You made me tell you mine.
- It didn't take much persuading.
1390
01:02:56,755 --> 01:02:57,840
No. Sorry. Look.
1391
01:02:57,840 --> 01:03:00,344
You're trying to turn this around
on me for being too truthful?
1392
01:03:02,432 --> 01:03:06,148
Fine. You really wanna hear
all the grimy details?
1393
01:03:07,233 --> 01:03:10,866
I sat around in the same pair of joggers
for weeks,
1394
01:03:10,866 --> 01:03:14,999
cryin' into Greggs sausage rolls,
leaving cringy, begging voicemails.
1395
01:03:14,999 --> 01:03:17,128
And as if that wasn't enough,
1396
01:03:17,128 --> 01:03:22,848
I accidentally liked a photo of Tabby
from five years ago on her mum's Facebook.
1397
01:03:22,848 --> 01:03:26,104
So, Jules told all our friends
I was a stalker,
1398
01:03:26,104 --> 01:03:31,114
and every single one of them,
except for Cass, believed him.
1399
01:03:31,114 --> 01:03:35,791
That's really shit.
But why wouldn't you just tell me that?
1400
01:03:35,791 --> 01:03:38,588
I'm not good at this, Dom.
1401
01:03:40,551 --> 01:03:45,184
Can we just go get a beer
and start over, please?
1402
01:03:45,184 --> 01:03:46,395
I can't.
1403
01:03:46,395 --> 01:03:47,982
Why not?
1404
01:03:48,859 --> 01:03:51,029
Because you lied to me from the jump.
1405
01:03:51,948 --> 01:03:53,577
At least Gia waited a while.
1406
01:03:54,286 --> 01:03:55,288
I'm not Gia.
1407
01:03:55,288 --> 01:03:57,543
- I know. I know that.
- I didn't fuck your best mate.
1408
01:03:57,543 --> 01:03:59,755
I just curated my shit a little bit.
Big fucking deal.
1409
01:03:59,755 --> 01:04:02,678
Maybe you should try it. Maybe then you'd
have a few more cards left in your drawer.
1410
01:04:02,678 --> 01:04:04,599
Maybe, but at least I'd still be real.
1411
01:04:05,099 --> 01:04:07,980
You win. God, there's nothing realer
than being in your twenties
1412
01:04:07,980 --> 01:04:10,736
and still wanking away in a single bed
at your parents' house there, is there?
1413
01:04:10,736 --> 01:04:13,032
Coming from the girl who literally
just broke into her ex's flat
1414
01:04:13,032 --> 01:04:14,409
so she could see him again.
1415
01:04:14,409 --> 01:04:16,664
This is wild. You're trying to make out
like I'm not over Jules
1416
01:04:16,664 --> 01:04:18,919
when Gia lives in your head rent free.
1417
01:04:20,338 --> 01:04:25,306
Hey, how about we go find a toilet
so you can have a big cry in it.
1418
01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:54,699
["Igoyh" playing]
1419
01:04:57,621 --> 01:05:03,591
♪ Sipping on my lemon and ginger
And I can count the times ♪
1420
01:05:04,134 --> 01:05:06,931
Night bus! Whoop-whoop!
1421
01:05:07,599 --> 01:05:09,019
When things weren't wonderful ♪
1422
01:05:09,019 --> 01:05:10,104
Whoop.
1423
01:05:10,647 --> 01:05:12,693
[horn honking]
1424
01:05:12,693 --> 01:05:15,532
But worthwhile love is a handful ♪
1425
01:05:19,623 --> 01:05:21,418
I mean when I say ♪
1426
01:05:23,506 --> 01:05:27,263
You're beautiful ♪
1427
01:05:30,269 --> 01:05:34,737
♪ Don't waste your tears
On those images ♪
1428
01:05:34,737 --> 01:05:39,914
♪ You have too many years ahead of you
And not too many before you ♪
1429
01:05:39,914 --> 01:05:41,249
[sighs]
1430
01:05:41,834 --> 01:05:44,005
Darling ♪
1431
01:05:44,882 --> 01:05:48,932
Let go of the hurt in your heart ♪
1432
01:05:50,434 --> 01:05:53,817
Baby, I've said from the start ♪
1433
01:05:53,817 --> 01:05:55,319
I'm here beside you ♪
1434
01:05:55,319 --> 01:05:56,404
[phone dings]
1435
01:05:56,404 --> 01:05:59,537
Took too long to find you ♪
1436
01:06:00,997 --> 01:06:04,922
♪ I'm not goin' anywhere
I'm not goin' anywhere, no ♪
1437
01:06:07,761 --> 01:06:10,559
Times have been hard ♪
1438
01:06:13,982 --> 01:06:17,446
And in those instances ♪
1439
01:06:18,741 --> 01:06:22,206
Our feet are trottin' broken glass ♪
1440
01:06:25,129 --> 01:06:26,966
Don't forget ♪
1441
01:06:29,053 --> 01:06:33,020
What we already have ♪
1442
01:06:36,443 --> 01:06:39,115
We can keep going ♪
1443
01:06:40,869 --> 01:06:43,457
But hold on to what we have ♪
1444
01:06:43,457 --> 01:06:44,919
[groans]
1445
01:06:51,557 --> 01:06:52,601
Dom.
1446
01:07:00,617 --> 01:07:02,621
Steve McQueen is a genius.
1447
01:07:02,621 --> 01:07:03,873
[theatre patron] Facts.
1448
01:07:08,048 --> 01:07:09,050
Are you stalking me?
1449
01:07:09,802 --> 01:07:11,931
Y-Yes. No. No, I'm not stalking you.
1450
01:07:11,931 --> 01:07:13,726
Just, from behind, you kinda look--
1451
01:07:13,726 --> 01:07:15,939
You-- You look like someone, so...
1452
01:07:15,939 --> 01:07:18,485
Sorry, you don't care, and I wasn't
looking at your behind. I'm just--
1453
01:07:27,253 --> 01:07:29,340
[Dom's date]
It's so rustic here. I love it.
1454
01:07:29,340 --> 01:07:31,804
No, it's really cute.
It's, like, heroin-chic. I love it.
1455
01:07:32,388 --> 01:07:34,100
Darlin' ♪
1456
01:07:34,727 --> 01:07:37,607
- Let go of the hurt in your heart ♪
- [sighs]
1457
01:07:40,864 --> 01:07:44,245
Baby, I've said from the start ♪
1458
01:07:44,245 --> 01:07:46,876
I'm here beside you ♪
1459
01:07:46,876 --> 01:07:49,005
- [Dom] Oh, I-I like wine.
- [Dom's date] Yeah?
1460
01:07:49,005 --> 01:07:50,341
Yeah. I'm on beer tonight, but...
1461
01:07:50,341 --> 01:07:52,846
Yeah, I noticed. That's okay.
1462
01:07:53,347 --> 01:07:54,349
[both laugh]
1463
01:07:56,353 --> 01:07:58,649
[intercom beeps, rings]
1464
01:07:58,649 --> 01:08:00,319
[receptionist, on intercom]
Hello! Upon Films.
1465
01:08:00,319 --> 01:08:03,826
Hi, it's Yas. I have
a twelve o'clock meeting with Aman?
1466
01:08:03,826 --> 01:08:06,206
[pop music playing on radio]
1467
01:08:08,502 --> 01:08:11,383
[Cass] Is this where the big-time
costume designers hang out?
1468
01:08:12,009 --> 01:08:14,138
Congratulations!
1469
01:08:14,138 --> 01:08:16,476
[blows party horn]
1470
01:08:17,562 --> 01:08:20,192
[deejay, on radio] Twenty years ago today,
Linda and Ken signed their names
1471
01:08:20,192 --> 01:08:21,779
- across each other's hearts.
- [driver] Dom?
1472
01:08:21,779 --> 01:08:22,864
Yeah. Cheers, mate.
1473
01:08:22,864 --> 01:08:25,369
[deejay] This one's for you, Linda.
I love this smooth classic.
1474
01:08:25,369 --> 01:08:29,545
[singer, on radio]
Sign your name across my heart ♪
1475
01:08:29,545 --> 01:08:31,507
I want you to be my baby ♪
1476
01:08:31,507 --> 01:08:33,051
[phone dings]
1477
01:08:39,982 --> 01:08:42,946
- [Cass] Please come. Please.
- [Yas] No. No, leave me alone.
1478
01:08:42,946 --> 01:08:45,492
I don't need all this pressure
to go to Nathan's new show
1479
01:08:45,492 --> 01:08:47,664
- and be like, "Fancy bumping into you!"
- [blows party horn]
1480
01:08:47,664 --> 01:08:50,002
It's just like, do I really wanna
put myself through that? No.
1481
01:08:50,002 --> 01:08:52,047
I don't need to be listening to him
bang on about his ex
1482
01:08:52,047 --> 01:08:53,801
whilst looking at a bunch of arses.
1483
01:08:53,801 --> 01:08:54,845
No offence.
1484
01:08:57,517 --> 01:08:59,395
Get ready to rock 'n' roll.
1485
01:09:02,861 --> 01:09:05,157
Mum, I'm a big boy. I'll be fine.
1486
01:09:16,346 --> 01:09:18,099
D-Do you wanna put that in the back?
1487
01:09:18,601 --> 01:09:19,728
No, I'm good.
1488
01:09:20,229 --> 01:09:21,524
Okay.
1489
01:09:22,066 --> 01:09:23,945
You know what? My boy.
1490
01:09:24,613 --> 01:09:25,615
[horn honks]
1491
01:09:25,615 --> 01:09:28,704
Bye, Dom's mummy and dad. Love you.
1492
01:09:28,704 --> 01:09:32,253
Fine. Maybe I could have been a bit more
vulnerable, you know? Let him in a bit.
1493
01:09:32,253 --> 01:09:34,967
But that's a bit... [retches]
Like... [retches]
1494
01:09:34,967 --> 01:09:36,887
[chuckles]
I used to believe in all that fairy-tale,
1495
01:09:36,887 --> 01:09:40,143
"Of all the toilets in all of London,
I walked into his" type-bullshit.
1496
01:09:40,143 --> 01:09:42,439
But that's not fate.
That's just poor bladder control.
1497
01:09:42,941 --> 01:09:44,611
I wouldn't mind the toilet, actually.
1498
01:09:44,611 --> 01:09:46,406
[Yas] And also, it was day one.
1499
01:09:46,406 --> 01:09:49,538
I mean, I've had a longer relationship
with the woman who threads my eyebrows,
1500
01:09:49,538 --> 01:09:50,623
and me and her, well--
1501
01:09:50,623 --> 01:09:52,752
Well, me and her,
we don't really talk about anything.
1502
01:09:55,508 --> 01:09:56,552
I wasn't even that into him.
1503
01:09:56,552 --> 01:09:58,639
- I mean, was he nice? Yes.
- [Dom shouts]
1504
01:09:58,639 --> 01:10:01,477
Did I feel comfortable around him? Yes.
Was it ever going to work? I don't know.
1505
01:10:01,477 --> 01:10:06,195
Maybe, but that's life, and, you know,
I love being single. Like so much so.
1506
01:10:06,195 --> 01:10:07,741
- Course you do.
- Hmm?
1507
01:10:07,741 --> 01:10:11,497
You know, for a lad you're not that into,
you do talk about him a lot, love.
1508
01:10:12,291 --> 01:10:13,586
- No, I don't.
- You do.
1509
01:10:13,586 --> 01:10:15,213
- I don't.
- You do.
1510
01:10:15,213 --> 01:10:16,967
- [director] So, I was thinking.
- I don't.
1511
01:10:16,967 --> 01:10:18,888
She's just been through this huge battle,
1512
01:10:18,888 --> 01:10:20,808
but she's also been
through an internal battle.
1513
01:10:20,808 --> 01:10:21,894
Do I?
1514
01:10:21,894 --> 01:10:25,735
[director] You know, sort of figuring out
that this guy is actually pretty special.
1515
01:10:26,987 --> 01:10:30,953
This needs to be iconic.
It's the end of the movie.
1516
01:10:30,953 --> 01:10:35,420
He deserves, like,
some kind of grand gesture, you know?
1517
01:10:38,343 --> 01:10:40,263
["Blow You Away (Delilah)" playing]
1518
01:10:40,263 --> 01:10:44,313
We know more about Neptune
than we do about the human anus.
1519
01:10:44,313 --> 01:10:45,482
Yeah?
1520
01:10:45,482 --> 01:10:46,694
That's a fact.
1521
01:10:47,612 --> 01:10:51,411
Last night, I was at this soirée
with the white brother from Twilight.
1522
01:10:51,411 --> 01:10:52,496
Yeah.
1523
01:10:52,496 --> 01:10:56,170
He was telling me
my next ting should be toenails.
1524
01:10:57,089 --> 01:10:58,341
- Toenails?
- Yeah.
1525
01:11:06,107 --> 01:11:07,610
[breathes heavily]
1526
01:11:08,612 --> 01:11:10,616
[muttering]
1527
01:11:12,829 --> 01:11:14,666
[laughs]
1528
01:11:17,087 --> 01:11:18,173
You're such a knob.
1529
01:11:18,758 --> 01:11:20,218
[person in bathroom stall] Uh, sorry?
1530
01:11:20,218 --> 01:11:22,682
Sorry, not-- Sorry, not, just, uh...
1531
01:11:22,682 --> 01:11:25,228
Actually, not gonna do this again.
I'm leaving now.
1532
01:11:25,228 --> 01:11:27,316
[song continues]
1533
01:11:31,742 --> 01:11:32,744
Hey, babes.
1534
01:11:33,495 --> 01:11:35,415
I beg you, let me buy the hairy one.
1535
01:11:36,417 --> 01:11:37,879
- Not gonna happen, babe.
- Please.
1536
01:11:37,879 --> 01:11:39,633
- [Gia] Absolutely not.
- [Eric] Please.
1537
01:11:39,633 --> 01:11:40,676
[Gia] No.
1538
01:11:42,054 --> 01:11:44,141
That's mine, in case anyone was wondering.
1539
01:11:46,020 --> 01:11:46,939
Nice.
1540
01:11:48,567 --> 01:11:50,028
It's okay, Dom. You can look.
1541
01:11:50,028 --> 01:11:51,824
Nah, I'm-- I'm cool.
1542
01:11:55,413 --> 01:11:56,792
- So--
- She's not here.
1543
01:11:58,086 --> 01:11:59,631
[Gia] What happened?
1544
01:11:59,631 --> 01:12:02,469
You and Yas were annoyingly perfect
for one another.
1545
01:12:02,469 --> 01:12:03,639
Mm-hmm.
1546
01:12:06,435 --> 01:12:08,189
I don't think either of us were ready.
1547
01:12:09,233 --> 01:12:13,032
And, um, I guess she still isn't.
1548
01:12:15,203 --> 01:12:16,289
[Eric] Oh, shit.
1549
01:12:16,289 --> 01:12:18,501
Babes,
they're bringin' out the new "canaps."
1550
01:12:18,501 --> 01:12:19,588
- Uh--
- Let's go.
1551
01:12:19,588 --> 01:12:22,134
Go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go.
1552
01:12:22,134 --> 01:12:24,180
Go on. Go on.
1553
01:12:25,850 --> 01:12:27,604
Just have a sneaky look.
1554
01:12:27,604 --> 01:12:28,689
No.
1555
01:12:28,689 --> 01:12:30,192
It'll cheer you up.
1556
01:12:30,192 --> 01:12:31,987
Mmm, I'm not looking at your bum.
1557
01:12:31,987 --> 01:12:33,908
It's got healing powers.
1558
01:12:33,908 --> 01:12:35,493
Leave me alone.
1559
01:12:40,503 --> 01:12:42,341
[Cass] That's mine, by the way.
1560
01:12:42,341 --> 01:12:44,763
[phone ringing]
1561
01:12:51,902 --> 01:12:54,365
- [Yas, on phone] Uh, hey.
- Hey.
1562
01:12:54,365 --> 01:12:57,580
[Yas] Um, I was prayin'
that you weren't gonna pick up.
1563
01:12:57,580 --> 01:12:59,793
Thought I'd be too busy
wanking away in my single bed?
1564
01:12:59,793 --> 01:13:03,759
[Yas groans] Turns out, I was the wanker.
1565
01:13:03,759 --> 01:13:05,972
Um, a-are you at Nathan's show?
1566
01:13:05,972 --> 01:13:08,226
Yeah. But you're not.
1567
01:13:08,226 --> 01:13:10,564
[Yas] Actually, I should be by any second.
1568
01:13:10,564 --> 01:13:12,819
Oh, cool. It'd be good to see you.
1569
01:13:12,819 --> 01:13:14,154
- Cheers.
- [Yas] Yeah?
1570
01:13:15,198 --> 01:13:16,492
Turn around.
1571
01:13:18,371 --> 01:13:19,498
[Yas chuckles]
1572
01:13:20,417 --> 01:13:21,545
That's you, right?
1573
01:13:21,545 --> 01:13:23,841
[ship horn blows]
1574
01:13:23,841 --> 01:13:25,385
[Yas chuckles]
1575
01:13:25,385 --> 01:13:27,472
[ship horn blows]
1576
01:13:27,472 --> 01:13:29,686
[Yas laughs] I knew you were a boat waver!
1577
01:13:29,686 --> 01:13:32,149
Wait, is that you?
1578
01:13:32,149 --> 01:13:33,234
Yeah.
1579
01:13:35,573 --> 01:13:38,161
What are you doin'? You're miles away.
1580
01:13:38,161 --> 01:13:39,539
[Yas] Come down and meet me.
1581
01:13:41,208 --> 01:13:42,962
[ship horn blows]
1582
01:13:44,883 --> 01:13:45,926
Please?
1583
01:13:50,101 --> 01:13:53,191
Listen, I'm really sorry
for all the shit I said. I was a dick.
1584
01:13:53,191 --> 01:13:55,278
I was being overly sensitive.
1585
01:13:55,278 --> 01:13:58,577
Can you stop being nice? Please.
I'm trying to explain.
1586
01:13:59,369 --> 01:14:04,046
The thing is,
that day at Nathan's thing, I just--
1587
01:14:04,631 --> 01:14:06,510
I didn't wanna be sad anymore.
1588
01:14:06,510 --> 01:14:08,806
And so, I lied.
1589
01:14:09,808 --> 01:14:11,895
And then you called me iconic.
1590
01:14:12,396 --> 01:14:15,360
And I liked that you saw me that way,
so I kept on lyin'.
1591
01:14:15,360 --> 01:14:19,994
Come on. It wouldn't have mattered.
I'd think you were cool either way.
1592
01:14:19,994 --> 01:14:21,080
- [Yas] Yeah.
- [Dom chuckles]
1593
01:14:21,080 --> 01:14:22,750
I know that now.
1594
01:14:24,086 --> 01:14:26,090
[Dom, on phone] Maybe we can start over.
1595
01:14:27,425 --> 01:14:31,518
Yas! Wait. Where you going? Yas! Wait!
1596
01:14:31,518 --> 01:14:33,271
I'm on a fucking boat!
1597
01:14:33,271 --> 01:14:34,691
[Dom laughs]
1598
01:14:34,691 --> 01:14:35,818
[chuckles] Sorry. Sorry.
1599
01:14:35,818 --> 01:14:38,030
Why are you on a fucking boat?
1600
01:14:38,030 --> 01:14:41,245
'Cause I figured you deserve
the grand gestures for once, bub.
1601
01:14:41,245 --> 01:14:42,832
- [laughs]
- [Yas laughs]
1602
01:14:44,001 --> 01:14:45,003
What's happening?
1603
01:14:45,003 --> 01:14:49,303
Right. Yeah, I didn't-- I didn't actually
check what route this is taking, so--
1604
01:14:49,303 --> 01:14:50,931
Stay where you are. I'm comin', okay?
1605
01:14:50,931 --> 01:14:52,685
[Yas] I don't really have a choice.
1606
01:14:53,186 --> 01:14:56,275
And just so you know,
I still think you're iconic. [laughs]
1607
01:14:56,275 --> 01:14:57,402
I'm coming, Captain!
1608
01:14:57,402 --> 01:14:59,406
- [laughs]
- [Yas laughs]
1609
01:15:06,212 --> 01:15:07,380
[sighs]
1610
01:15:19,530 --> 01:15:20,574
Where are--
1611
01:15:36,105 --> 01:15:38,192
- [chuckles]
- [Yas chuckles]
1612
01:15:41,825 --> 01:15:42,827
Hey.
1613
01:15:43,829 --> 01:15:44,872
Hey.
1614
01:15:47,628 --> 01:15:48,797
So...
1615
01:15:52,262 --> 01:15:54,224
- Do you wanna-- [chuckles]
- Do you fancy-- No. [chuckles]
1616
01:15:54,224 --> 01:15:56,521
You-- You go.
1617
01:15:58,399 --> 01:15:59,902
I was just gonna say, do you wanna--
1618
01:16:10,298 --> 01:16:11,342
[Dom] Go ahead.
1619
01:16:13,137 --> 01:16:15,391
I was just gonna say...
1620
01:16:16,393 --> 01:16:18,147
Do you wanna go for a stroll?
1621
01:16:19,399 --> 01:16:20,694
Yeah.
1622
01:16:20,694 --> 01:16:24,409
But you do have to make
the last train though, right?
1623
01:16:27,248 --> 01:16:28,250
Nah.
1624
01:16:29,252 --> 01:16:31,090
I'ma see what happens.
1625
01:16:49,544 --> 01:16:52,758
- [Yas laughs]
- [Dom laughs] Oh. Oh.
1626
01:17:04,239 --> 01:17:05,826
[Nathan] Aight, boom.
1627
01:17:16,096 --> 01:17:17,390
We could ♪
1628
01:17:18,852 --> 01:17:20,856
We could keep it simple ♪
1629
01:17:23,653 --> 01:17:27,620
♪ Towering over us
Like a Rothko ♪
1630
01:17:30,291 --> 01:17:31,711
It doesn't have to be ♪
1631
01:17:33,047 --> 01:17:34,424
Complicated ♪
1632
01:17:35,886 --> 01:17:37,138
Educated ♪
1633
01:17:37,138 --> 01:17:39,852
I know you like to travel ♪
1634
01:17:41,606 --> 01:17:44,779
♪ We already got our passports
In the bag ♪
1635
01:17:45,363 --> 01:17:48,578
♪ We don't have to go
Anywhere ♪
1636
01:17:48,578 --> 01:17:50,666
Let our love unravel ♪
1637
01:17:52,753 --> 01:17:55,884
♪ Could you be
The best I've ever had? ♪
1638
01:17:55,884 --> 01:17:59,391
♪ Seems like
You've always been there ♪
1639
01:17:59,391 --> 01:18:03,733
♪ Treat you like a queen
You won't forget ♪
1640
01:18:04,735 --> 01:18:08,827
♪ Spend some time, love
You won't regret ♪
1641
01:18:08,827 --> 01:18:12,250
Oh, open up ♪
1642
01:18:14,337 --> 01:18:20,016
♪ Oh, open up to me
And I'll give it all to you ♪
1643
01:18:21,184 --> 01:18:23,565
We could keep it simple ♪
1644
01:18:25,527 --> 01:18:26,946
Playful ♪
1645
01:18:28,658 --> 01:18:32,791
♪ Tumblin' over dust
Like dominoes ♪
1646
01:18:35,296 --> 01:18:37,216
It doesn't have to be ♪
1647
01:18:38,093 --> 01:18:39,805
Complicated ♪
1648
01:18:40,849 --> 01:18:42,603
Educated ♪
1649
01:18:42,603 --> 01:18:45,358
I know you like to travel ♪
1650
01:18:46,569 --> 01:18:50,034
♪ We already got our passports
In the bag ♪
1651
01:18:50,034 --> 01:18:53,541
♪ But we don't really have to go
Anywhere ♪
1652
01:18:53,541 --> 01:18:56,046
Let our love unravel ♪
1653
01:18:57,633 --> 01:19:00,806
♪ Could you be
The best I've ever had? ♪
1654
01:19:00,806 --> 01:19:04,354
♪ It seems like
You've always been there ♪
1655
01:19:04,354 --> 01:19:08,905
♪ Treat you like you
Won't forget ♪
1656
01:19:09,657 --> 01:19:13,998
♪ Spend some time, love
No regrets ♪
1657
01:19:13,998 --> 01:19:17,213
Oh, open up ♪
1658
01:19:19,342 --> 01:19:25,062
♪ Oh, open up to me
And I'll give it all to you ♪
1659
01:19:26,064 --> 01:19:31,199
♪ Treat you like you
Won't forget ♪
1660
01:19:31,199 --> 01:19:35,584
♪ Spend some time, love
No regrets ♪
1661
01:19:35,584 --> 01:19:39,049
Oh, open up ♪
1662
01:19:41,011 --> 01:19:46,898
♪ Oh, open up to me
And I'll give it all to you ♪
1663
01:19:52,576 --> 01:19:56,500
[vocalising]
1664
01:20:05,852 --> 01:20:08,775
And I'll give it all to you ♪
1665
01:20:08,775 --> 01:20:12,073
Oh, open up ♪
1666
01:20:14,244 --> 01:20:17,416
Oh, open up ♪
1667
01:20:20,381 --> 01:20:23,345
Oh, open up ♪
1668
01:20:31,863 --> 01:20:36,037
- Open up ♪
- Open up, oh, open ♪
1669
01:20:41,883 --> 01:20:46,433
♪ Treat you like you
Won't forget ♪
1670
01:20:47,101 --> 01:20:51,359
♪ Spend some time, love
No regret ♪
1671
01:20:51,359 --> 01:20:54,700
Oh, open up ♪
1672
01:20:56,829 --> 01:21:02,883
♪ Oh, open up to me
And I'll give it all to you ♪
1673
01:21:06,389 --> 01:21:08,310
Oh ♪
1674
01:21:11,107 --> 01:21:12,945
Give it all ♪
1675
01:21:13,988 --> 01:21:16,451
[vocalising]
1676
01:21:24,008 --> 01:21:27,181
Open up ♪
1677
01:21:54,485 --> 01:21:56,532
[laughing]
1678
01:21:56,532 --> 01:21:58,911
[film crew laughing]
1679
01:22:00,456 --> 01:22:02,544
[groans]
1680
01:22:04,882 --> 01:22:06,927
[laughs] Oh, shit!
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