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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:17,000 -= 字幕制作：lover.parkh =- 2 00:00:27,683 --> 00:00:28,911 小姐 3 00:00:32,221 --> 00:00:33,688 银姬，你去帮我买几件 4 00:00:33,789 --> 00:00:35,188 男人穿的衣服来，好不好？ 5 00:00:35,290 --> 00:00:37,315 啊，要我去买男人穿的衣服？ 6 00:00:37,426 --> 00:00:38,688 是啊 7 00:00:39,328 --> 00:00:41,421 梁山伯，祝英台的故事 8 00:00:41,530 --> 00:00:42,724 你听过没有呀？ 9 00:00:42,831 --> 00:00:44,230 早就听过了 10 00:00:44,333 --> 00:00:45,630 好 11 00:00:45,734 --> 00:00:47,429 听说一个女孩子出门之前 12 00:00:47,536 --> 00:00:48,833 最好改扮成男孩子 13 00:00:48,937 --> 00:00:50,598 那就不会被人家欺负 14 00:00:50,706 --> 00:00:53,334 小姐，你又去江南呀？ 15 00:00:53,442 --> 00:00:56,639 当然了，江南是那么的美 16 00:00:56,745 --> 00:00:59,646 那么的辽阔，尤其是现在 17 00:00:59,748 --> 00:01:02,945 正是万紫千红，百花如景的时候 18 00:01:03,052 --> 00:01:05,020 如果不去开开眼界 19 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:07,350 这辈子可真是白活了 20 00:01:07,456 --> 00:01:08,753 可是不知道小姐 21 00:01:08,857 --> 00:01:10,825 你想做一个雄纠纠的花木兰 22 00:01:10,926 --> 00:01:13,690 还是做一个文质彬彬的祝英台 23 00:01:13,796 --> 00:01:16,594 哼，祝英台 24 00:01:16,965 --> 00:01:19,195 小姐，如果你打扮成祝英台 25 00:01:19,301 --> 00:01:21,166 那一定吸引很多公子哥儿 26 00:01:21,270 --> 00:01:23,465 是啊，我就是担心这一个 27 00:01:23,572 --> 00:01:24,300 如果真的碰上了 28 00:01:24,406 --> 00:01:25,964 我也不知道怎么办？ 29 00:01:26,075 --> 00:01:27,906 女儿，皇上今天选贵妃 30 00:01:28,010 --> 00:01:29,910 还不快点跟我入宫 31 00:01:30,012 --> 00:01:33,345 爹，我早就跟你说过我不去吗 32 00:01:33,449 --> 00:01:34,711 那怎么行呢？ 33 00:01:34,817 --> 00:01:36,808 我已经跟皇太后讲好了 34 00:01:36,919 --> 00:01:39,183 万一皇上选中了你做贵妃 35 00:01:39,288 --> 00:01:41,051 爹就荣华富贵了嘛 36 00:01:41,156 --> 00:01:44,853 爹，女儿的婚姻我自会做主 37 00:01:54,636 --> 00:01:57,400 清代期间，康熙登位 38 00:01:57,506 --> 00:02:00,669 皇太后急欲为康熙选纳贵妃 39 00:02:00,776 --> 00:02:04,439 但康熙皇帝年年都是敷衍了事 40 00:02:04,546 --> 00:02:07,538 始终未能选出合意的佳丽 41 00:02:07,649 --> 00:02:10,880 今天又是宫中选妃的日子了 42 00:02:10,986 --> 00:02:15,047 皇上，这几个都是今年选出来的 43 00:02:23,465 --> 00:02:26,366 好了，现在开始吧 44 00:02:28,203 --> 00:02:29,864 皇上圣安 45 00:02:30,539 --> 00:02:32,439 抬起头给皇上看 46 00:02:40,249 --> 00:02:42,843 喳，退下了 47 00:02:42,951 --> 00:02:43,975 谢皇上 48 00:02:48,891 --> 00:02:49,915 下一个 49 00:02:51,460 --> 00:02:53,189 皇上圣安 50 00:02:55,497 --> 00:02:58,261 在皇上面前要保持笑容 51 00:03:03,539 --> 00:03:05,473 你不用笑了，回去吧 52 00:03:10,946 --> 00:03:12,777 原来她是个瘸子 53 00:03:14,883 --> 00:03:17,147 皇阿玛，我实在受不了 54 00:03:17,252 --> 00:03:18,617 简直开玩笑嘛 55 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:21,211 不错，我就是跟你开玩笑 56 00:03:21,323 --> 00:03:22,347 如果不是这样 57 00:03:22,457 --> 00:03:24,982 你怎么分得出美和丑呢？ 58 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:26,850 好戏在后头 59 00:03:26,962 --> 00:03:28,054 我现在就让你看看 60 00:03:28,163 --> 00:03:31,564 你未来的美貌皇后纳兰琼瑶 61 00:03:31,667 --> 00:03:34,135 纳兰秀吉晋见 62 00:03:37,439 --> 00:03:40,135 奴才纳兰秀吉参见皇上 63 00:03:40,642 --> 00:03:42,234 太后吉祥 64 00:03:42,911 --> 00:03:44,708 你的女儿琼瑶呢？ 65 00:03:44,813 --> 00:03:46,041 禀太后 66 00:03:46,148 --> 00:03:47,445 奴才的女儿因为知道 67 00:03:47,549 --> 00:03:50,518 被挑选入宫来选贵妃 68 00:03:50,619 --> 00:03:52,587 她为了争取婚姻自由 69 00:03:52,688 --> 00:03:53,814 所以离家出走 70 00:03:53,922 --> 00:03:55,446 有这么一回事？ 71 00:03:56,792 --> 00:03:58,851 你的女儿蛮有性格的 72 00:04:09,204 --> 00:04:10,569 你们全都退下 73 00:04:10,672 --> 00:04:11,764 喳 74 00:05:00,555 --> 00:05:01,647 侍卫怎么都不见了？ 75 00:05:01,757 --> 00:05:03,315 纪晓东说他想要睡觉 76 00:05:03,425 --> 00:05:04,551 所以就叫他们出去了 77 00:05:04,660 --> 00:05:06,093 岂有此理 78 00:05:09,965 --> 00:05:10,522 皇上 79 00:05:10,632 --> 00:05:12,497 你看这老家伙弄得乱七八糟 80 00:05:12,601 --> 00:05:13,898 这像什么嘛？ 81 00:05:23,178 --> 00:05:24,042 叫醒他 82 00:05:24,146 --> 00:05:25,044 喳 83 00:05:31,053 --> 00:05:34,147 喂，老家伙，日落西山了 84 00:05:35,324 --> 00:05:37,087 喂 85 00:06:05,354 --> 00:06:06,753 大头仔 86 00:06:06,855 --> 00:06:09,380 皇上，纪晓东叫你大头仔 87 00:06:09,758 --> 00:06:11,419 纪晓东 88 00:06:13,895 --> 00:06:16,295 不知皇上驾到，臣罪该万死 89 00:06:16,398 --> 00:06:19,026 纪晓东，朕命你编写字典 90 00:06:19,134 --> 00:06:21,261 你竟然偷看淫书，败坏风气 91 00:06:21,370 --> 00:06:22,667 该当何罪？ 92 00:06:22,771 --> 00:06:25,205 启禀皇上，臣偷懒会有 93 00:06:25,307 --> 00:06:26,740 但是并无偷看淫书 94 00:06:26,842 --> 00:06:28,104 请皇上开恩 95 00:06:28,210 --> 00:06:29,677 这本金瓶梅 96 00:06:29,778 --> 00:06:32,110 是朕亲自在你手上拿到的 97 00:06:32,214 --> 00:06:33,476 你还敢抵懒？ 98 00:06:34,015 --> 00:06:35,312 在我手上？ 99 00:06:38,487 --> 00:06:40,182 你看我，我也帮不了你 100 00:06:40,288 --> 00:06:41,949 快点向皇上求饶 101 00:06:42,290 --> 00:06:45,157 皇上圣名，金瓶梅并非淫书 102 00:06:45,260 --> 00:06:48,354 而是赞美人性艺术的最高享受 103 00:06:48,463 --> 00:06:49,896 胡说八道 104 00:06:50,298 --> 00:06:52,493 老家伙，你又在胡说了 105 00:06:52,601 --> 00:06:53,568 每个人都知道 106 00:06:53,668 --> 00:06:55,363 金瓶梅是讲男女苟合 107 00:06:55,470 --> 00:06:57,734 是有伤风化的嘛 108 00:06:57,839 --> 00:06:59,932 混小子之言差矣 109 00:07:00,041 --> 00:07:02,976 男欢女爱而后阴阳调和 110 00:07:03,078 --> 00:07:05,774 所谓孤阴不长，独阳不生 111 00:07:05,881 --> 00:07:08,111 阴阳交替，而后有人种 112 00:07:08,216 --> 00:07:10,776 有人种才有皇上和微臣 113 00:07:10,886 --> 00:07:13,446 此书乃教人传宗接代 114 00:07:13,555 --> 00:07:15,284 此乃天经地义 115 00:07:15,390 --> 00:07:18,188 焉能以淫书曰之乎？ 116 00:07:18,293 --> 00:07:21,421 好，算你有理，起来吧 117 00:07:21,530 --> 00:07:22,792 谢皇上 118 00:07:25,033 --> 00:07:26,227 老家伙 119 00:07:26,334 --> 00:07:28,768 你什么时候变得这么豪放呀？ 120 00:07:29,271 --> 00:07:30,295 纪晓东 121 00:07:30,405 --> 00:07:31,531 臣在 122 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:33,107 你赤身露体来见朕 123 00:07:33,208 --> 00:07:34,641 又该当何罪？ 124 00:07:34,743 --> 00:07:36,574 皇上，微臣赤身相见 125 00:07:36,678 --> 00:07:40,011 以表示对皇上的忠心耿耿 126 00:07:40,115 --> 00:07:42,174 你衣冠不整，已经无礼了 127 00:07:42,284 --> 00:07:45,412 何况你还在身上乱画圈 128 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:47,385 这也算是恭敬吗？ 129 00:07:47,489 --> 00:07:49,616 混小子休得胡言乱语 130 00:07:49,724 --> 00:07:50,520 皇上 131 00:07:50,625 --> 00:07:53,185 这样才显出奴才敢以赤身相见 132 00:07:53,295 --> 00:07:55,889 以示对皇上的赤胆忠心 133 00:07:55,997 --> 00:07:58,795 好，好一个赤胆忠心 134 00:07:59,901 --> 00:08:00,799 那你不把裤子脱了 135 00:08:00,902 --> 00:08:02,665 表示你的忠心？ 136 00:08:04,372 --> 00:08:07,535 老家伙，你别臭美 137 00:08:07,642 --> 00:08:09,473 刚才你叫皇上大头仔 138 00:08:09,578 --> 00:08:11,068 又怎么解释呀？ 139 00:08:11,179 --> 00:08:12,077 放肆 混小子 140 00:08:12,180 --> 00:08:13,044 纪晓东 141 00:08:13,148 --> 00:08:15,912 这大头仔你要解释清楚 142 00:08:16,017 --> 00:08:17,450 不然就治你死罪 143 00:08:17,552 --> 00:08:20,521 皇上，一国之中皇帝最大 144 00:08:20,622 --> 00:08:23,614 大者至高无上也，头者首也 145 00:08:23,725 --> 00:08:25,283 皇帝乃万民之首 146 00:08:25,393 --> 00:08:29,693 大头二字只有皇上当之无愧 147 00:08:30,198 --> 00:08:31,187 说得对 148 00:08:31,299 --> 00:08:33,028 那仔字是什么意思？ 149 00:08:33,134 --> 00:08:35,694 难道说皇上是你的儿子吗？ 150 00:08:35,804 --> 00:08:37,431 罪过，罪过 151 00:08:37,539 --> 00:08:39,598 天为父，地为母 152 00:08:39,708 --> 00:08:44,372 皇上乃上天之子，俗语为天子 153 00:08:44,479 --> 00:08:47,505 子者儿也 154 00:08:47,916 --> 00:08:51,477 你很会辩驳，这次算你无罪 155 00:08:53,555 --> 00:08:54,579 谢皇上 156 00:08:54,689 --> 00:08:55,951 朕在宫里觉得闷得慌 157 00:08:56,057 --> 00:08:58,617 快帮朕搞得开心刺激的，解解闷 158 00:08:58,727 --> 00:08:59,694 皇上请放心 159 00:08:59,794 --> 00:09:01,853 奴才已经想到开心刺激的玩意儿 160 00:09:01,963 --> 00:09:03,225 为皇上解闷了 161 00:09:03,331 --> 00:09:04,628 就怕皇上怪罪下来 162 00:09:04,733 --> 00:09:06,860 奴才可担当不起 163 00:09:06,968 --> 00:09:09,562 如果真的开心刺激就赦免你们 164 00:09:09,671 --> 00:09:11,161 谢皇上 165 00:09:14,142 --> 00:09:15,006 混小子 166 00:09:15,110 --> 00:09:17,078 等一等，你想报仇先别急 167 00:09:17,178 --> 00:09:19,703 你刚才没听见皇上要开心刺激吗 168 00:09:19,814 --> 00:09:21,839 我还想开心刺激呢 169 00:09:33,261 --> 00:09:34,455 开不开呀？ 170 00:09:34,829 --> 00:09:36,160 让我来 171 00:09:46,741 --> 00:09:47,935 谁？ 172 00:09:50,078 --> 00:09:51,670 怎么办？ 173 00:09:51,913 --> 00:09:52,607 继续行动 174 00:09:52,714 --> 00:09:53,772 好 175 00:10:01,790 --> 00:10:03,553 开门 176 00:10:05,060 --> 00:10:06,152 开不了 177 00:10:06,261 --> 00:10:06,659 用刀 178 00:10:06,761 --> 00:10:07,887 好 179 00:10:16,638 --> 00:10:17,229 开了 180 00:10:17,339 --> 00:10:18,363 继续 181 00:10:20,342 --> 00:10:20,808 有脚 182 00:10:20,909 --> 00:10:22,137 继续 183 00:10:23,979 --> 00:10:24,377 有人 184 00:10:24,479 --> 00:10:26,106 继续 185 00:10:26,214 --> 00:10:26,703 什么人？ 186 00:10:26,815 --> 00:10:29,978 我们是刺客，哈哈 187 00:10:30,251 --> 00:10:32,116 来人呀，有刺客 188 00:10:32,621 --> 00:10:36,421 哈哈，他们已经不能动了，看刀 189 00:11:15,430 --> 00:11:16,158 你怎么来真的？ 190 00:11:16,264 --> 00:11:17,526 你走错了位置 191 00:11:19,834 --> 00:11:22,462 皇上饶命… 192 00:11:23,405 --> 00:11:26,806 刚才让皇上受惊，臣罪该万死 193 00:11:28,476 --> 00:11:30,376 外面的侍卫不要做戏了 194 00:11:30,478 --> 00:11:32,105 全都给我滚进来 195 00:11:36,284 --> 00:11:39,811 奴才受魏小宝，纪晓东主使 196 00:11:39,921 --> 00:11:41,013 救驾来迟 197 00:11:41,122 --> 00:11:43,522 罪该万死 198 00:11:45,760 --> 00:11:47,694 你们这两个奴才胆大包天 199 00:11:47,796 --> 00:11:51,892 竟敢戏弄朕，给我推出去斩 200 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,264 皇上息怒，我们是遵旨行事的 201 00:11:54,369 --> 00:11:56,200 因为皇上说要寻找刺激 202 00:11:56,304 --> 00:11:57,601 所以臣才这么做的 203 00:11:57,706 --> 00:11:59,435 是啊，敢问皇上 204 00:11:59,541 --> 00:12:02,203 这场戏够不够刺激呀？ 205 00:12:04,245 --> 00:12:06,110 还算刺激 206 00:12:06,448 --> 00:12:07,506 既然皇上都认为刺激 207 00:12:07,615 --> 00:12:09,810 那就免死吧 208 00:12:09,918 --> 00:12:10,782 君无戏言 209 00:12:10,885 --> 00:12:11,613 是啊 210 00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:15,383 朕不但会免你们两个死罪 211 00:12:15,490 --> 00:12:17,651 还封你们为刺激大臣 212 00:12:18,893 --> 00:12:20,258 谢皇上 213 00:12:31,206 --> 00:12:32,764 刺激完了 214 00:12:32,874 --> 00:12:36,366 如果能够换个环境来调剂一下 215 00:12:36,478 --> 00:12:37,706 那就好了 216 00:12:38,613 --> 00:12:42,014 回报皇上，臣已有妥善的安排 217 00:12:48,389 --> 00:12:49,686 请皇上过目 218 00:12:50,158 --> 00:12:53,025 这些资料全都是江南的旅游胜地 219 00:12:53,128 --> 00:12:54,527 如果皇上您有兴趣 220 00:12:54,629 --> 00:12:55,687 我们两个刺激大臣 221 00:12:55,797 --> 00:12:57,628 还可以陪您去轻松 222 00:12:57,732 --> 00:12:58,664 是啊 223 00:13:08,042 --> 00:13:10,101 今晚早睡，明天起程 224 00:13:22,457 --> 00:13:24,118 皇上，不如我们在这儿休息一下 225 00:13:24,225 --> 00:13:25,192 喝杯茶 226 00:13:25,293 --> 00:13:26,783 我告诉过你不要乱叫我皇上 227 00:13:26,895 --> 00:13:28,556 这么快你就忘了？ 228 00:13:28,930 --> 00:13:30,864 所以说你年纪轻轻的 229 00:13:30,965 --> 00:13:32,262 办不了大事 230 00:13:32,367 --> 00:13:35,495 有贵客到了，你们赶快去招呼 231 00:13:35,603 --> 00:13:36,160 快 232 00:13:36,271 --> 00:13:38,239 三位客倌里边请，里边请坐 233 00:13:38,339 --> 00:13:39,829 客倌，这马交给我 234 00:13:40,942 --> 00:13:43,206 客倌，里边请，请 235 00:13:44,012 --> 00:13:47,106 随便，随便坐，别客气 236 00:13:47,215 --> 00:13:48,443 坐… 237 00:13:50,218 --> 00:13:51,685 吃点什么？ 238 00:13:57,725 --> 00:14:00,091 客倌，请里面坐，里面坐 239 00:14:00,195 --> 00:14:02,425 老板，你认不认得我？ 240 00:14:02,864 --> 00:14:04,058 好像没什么印象了 241 00:14:04,165 --> 00:14:05,928 两年前我在你这儿吃过两只鸡蛋 242 00:14:06,034 --> 00:14:08,229 忘了给钱，你记不记得？ 243 00:14:08,336 --> 00:14:09,701 对…有这么回事 244 00:14:09,804 --> 00:14:11,465 请坐，快请坐 245 00:14:12,273 --> 00:14:13,331 小狗子，泡茶 246 00:14:13,441 --> 00:14:15,102 来了 247 00:14:19,948 --> 00:14:21,973 请，请喝茶 248 00:14:22,417 --> 00:14:24,908 老板，你给我弄几样小菜来 249 00:14:25,019 --> 00:14:26,350 待会算帐的时候 250 00:14:26,454 --> 00:14:27,751 记得多算两只鸡蛋钱 251 00:14:27,856 --> 00:14:29,483 好呀，好 252 00:14:32,660 --> 00:14:35,595 这年轻人仪表不凡呀 253 00:14:41,336 --> 00:14:42,496 老板，算帐 254 00:14:42,604 --> 00:14:43,832 来了 255 00:14:46,074 --> 00:14:46,631 客倌 256 00:14:46,741 --> 00:14:48,606 二十个铜钱 257 00:14:48,710 --> 00:14:50,075 那两只鸡蛋钱算上没有？ 258 00:14:50,178 --> 00:14:53,443 还没算呢，快点，多少钱 259 00:14:57,752 --> 00:14:58,684 四十两 260 00:14:59,087 --> 00:15:00,452 四十两 261 00:15:00,555 --> 00:15:03,547 四十两？老板，你没算错吧？ 262 00:15:03,658 --> 00:15:04,716 错不了的 263 00:15:04,826 --> 00:15:08,125 我这个铁算盘从来没错过 264 00:15:08,229 --> 00:15:09,924 你还愣着干什么？快给钱吧 265 00:15:10,031 --> 00:15:11,396 是啊，快给钱 266 00:15:11,499 --> 00:15:12,989 老板，我真的不能相信 267 00:15:13,101 --> 00:15:14,625 两只鸡蛋值四十两 268 00:15:14,736 --> 00:15:16,567 你们这儿分明是想骗人嘛 269 00:15:16,671 --> 00:15:18,571 各位请帮我评评理 270 00:15:19,207 --> 00:15:21,675 大伙听我说，当年呢 271 00:15:21,776 --> 00:15:24,973 两只鸡蛋可以孵两只小鸡出来 272 00:15:25,079 --> 00:15:27,104 鸡养大了呢生鸡蛋 273 00:15:27,215 --> 00:15:30,048 鸡蛋变小鸡，小鸡变鸡蛋 274 00:15:30,151 --> 00:15:31,709 我再算给你们听 275 00:15:31,819 --> 00:15:33,446 这个帐很好算的 276 00:15:33,554 --> 00:15:35,681 大伙一听就明白了 277 00:15:35,790 --> 00:15:38,156 就是半年两只变十二只 278 00:15:38,259 --> 00:15:41,126 十二只再过半年变四十八只 279 00:15:41,229 --> 00:15:43,857 前后四个半年就可以变六百只了 280 00:15:43,965 --> 00:15:45,455 照现在市价值不值四十两？ 281 00:15:45,566 --> 00:15:49,195 对呀，他这种算法不会错的 282 00:15:49,304 --> 00:15:50,396 这么厉害呀 283 00:15:50,805 --> 00:15:53,137 这笔帐这么算也对 284 00:15:53,241 --> 00:15:54,208 不对 285 00:15:54,309 --> 00:15:55,401 四十两快拿来 286 00:15:55,510 --> 00:15:56,943 是呀，快拿钱来 287 00:15:57,045 --> 00:16:00,105 老板，你这个算法根本是在取巧 288 00:16:00,214 --> 00:16:03,206 关你什么事，快回去喝酒 289 00:16:03,318 --> 00:16:04,376 如果你觉得不对 290 00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:06,112 咱们可以去见官 291 00:16:06,220 --> 00:16:07,744 你还想去见官？ 292 00:16:07,855 --> 00:16:10,517 我问问你，你知不知道我是谁？ 293 00:16:10,625 --> 00:16:14,220 老纪，老板的这个算法是对的 294 00:16:14,329 --> 00:16:16,024 过来吧，老家伙 295 00:16:16,631 --> 00:16:18,496 客倌，你朋友都说对了 296 00:16:18,599 --> 00:16:19,429 快给钱吧 297 00:16:19,534 --> 00:16:20,091 是呀，快给钱 298 00:16:20,201 --> 00:16:21,600 客倌，不要东看西看的 299 00:16:21,703 --> 00:16:22,635 快拿钱来 300 00:16:22,737 --> 00:16:24,432 你欺负我外地人，我偏不给 301 00:16:24,539 --> 00:16:25,665 你给不给？ 302 00:16:25,773 --> 00:16:26,262 不给 303 00:16:26,374 --> 00:16:28,035 老板，这位兄弟不给 304 00:16:28,142 --> 00:16:29,370 我帮他给 305 00:16:29,477 --> 00:16:30,774 顺便算帐吧 306 00:16:31,245 --> 00:16:34,476 有人给钱了，太好了，快… 307 00:16:34,582 --> 00:16:37,050 大叔，你这个朋友就算帮我给了 308 00:16:37,151 --> 00:16:38,778 我也不会谢他 309 00:16:38,886 --> 00:16:41,411 由他去吧，他有钱没地方花 310 00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:43,990 老板，这碟花生我吃不完 311 00:16:44,092 --> 00:16:45,821 剩下的帮我种在后面那块田里 312 00:16:45,927 --> 00:16:47,690 两年后我再回来收 313 00:16:48,496 --> 00:16:49,622 你有神经病呀 314 00:16:49,731 --> 00:16:51,289 这些花生都炒熟了 315 00:16:51,399 --> 00:16:52,866 又怎么可能再种呢？ 316 00:16:52,967 --> 00:16:53,956 你真会开玩笑 317 00:16:54,068 --> 00:16:54,625 真是胡说八道 318 00:16:54,736 --> 00:16:57,068 你认为熟花生不能再种，是不是？ 319 00:16:57,171 --> 00:16:59,230 当然啦，熟了都可以再种的话 320 00:16:59,340 --> 00:17:01,308 那死的都可以变活了 321 00:17:01,409 --> 00:17:03,377 既然熟花生不可能再种 322 00:17:03,478 --> 00:17:06,572 那熟鸡蛋又怎么能孵出小鸡呢？ 323 00:17:06,681 --> 00:17:09,013 你们说对不对？ 324 00:17:12,954 --> 00:17:15,286 这一次你可要谢谢他了 325 00:17:15,390 --> 00:17:16,322 这… 326 00:17:16,624 --> 00:17:17,989 谢谢兄弟，替我解围 327 00:17:18,092 --> 00:17:19,059 不用客气 328 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:21,924 老板，那他的钱还要不要给呢？ 329 00:17:22,030 --> 00:17:23,156 不用了，不用了 330 00:17:23,264 --> 00:17:24,424 千万不要太勉强 331 00:17:24,532 --> 00:17:25,191 如果要见官 332 00:17:25,299 --> 00:17:26,664 我们可以陪你们去的 333 00:17:26,768 --> 00:17:28,201 不去了，我们不去了 334 00:17:28,302 --> 00:17:29,360 那这顿饭… 335 00:17:29,470 --> 00:17:30,300 那还用说吗 336 00:17:30,405 --> 00:17:31,997 当然是他们二位请了 337 00:17:32,106 --> 00:17:35,098 对…我们请，我们请，免费 338 00:17:35,209 --> 00:17:35,800 那我们走吧 339 00:17:35,910 --> 00:17:36,569 好 340 00:17:36,677 --> 00:17:37,939 再见 341 00:17:48,856 --> 00:17:50,483 少爷，那边有人砍头 342 00:17:50,591 --> 00:17:51,580 少爷，过去看看 343 00:17:51,692 --> 00:17:52,784 好 344 00:17:58,766 --> 00:18:02,065 死囚哑巴黄连丧心病狂 345 00:18:02,170 --> 00:18:04,536 强奸事主潘银莲 346 00:18:04,639 --> 00:18:06,004 为文大郎所见 347 00:18:06,107 --> 00:18:09,235 哑巴凶性大发，丧失理性 348 00:18:09,343 --> 00:18:11,072 杀死文大郎 349 00:18:11,179 --> 00:18:14,444 经本官审判，证据确凿 350 00:18:14,549 --> 00:18:17,382 判处死刑，斩首示众 351 00:18:17,485 --> 00:18:20,318 冤枉呀，冤枉 352 00:18:20,421 --> 00:18:23,413 大老爷，我孙子是被人陷害的 353 00:18:23,524 --> 00:18:24,855 求大老爷开恩 354 00:18:24,959 --> 00:18:25,789 大胆妇人 355 00:18:25,893 --> 00:18:27,019 来人，给我拉下去 356 00:18:27,128 --> 00:18:27,651 是 357 00:18:27,762 --> 00:18:28,592 求大老爷放过他吧 358 00:18:28,696 --> 00:18:29,856 走 359 00:18:29,964 --> 00:18:34,424 他是被人冤枉的，冤枉呀 360 00:18:34,535 --> 00:18:37,003 少爷，看老妇人跟犯人哭声凄惨 361 00:18:37,105 --> 00:18:39,130 我看内有冤情 362 00:18:39,740 --> 00:18:40,866 斩 363 00:18:54,956 --> 00:18:58,289 我没死，喂，砍呀！砍呀 364 00:18:58,392 --> 00:19:00,417 大敢刁民，竟敢扰乱刑场 365 00:19:00,528 --> 00:19:01,722 师爷，怎么办？ 366 00:19:01,829 --> 00:19:02,318 连他也斩 367 00:19:02,430 --> 00:19:04,159 对，一起斩 368 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:07,192 我自己来，我自己来 369 00:19:08,169 --> 00:19:09,966 喂，来砍我，砍呀 370 00:19:10,071 --> 00:19:11,470 好，我成全你 371 00:19:11,572 --> 00:19:12,732 少爷，我看不对劲 372 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:14,398 怎么无缘无故多砍一个？ 373 00:19:14,509 --> 00:19:14,975 去看看 374 00:19:15,076 --> 00:19:16,634 好，拿着 375 00:19:17,011 --> 00:19:19,070 刀下留人，刀下留人 376 00:19:19,180 --> 00:19:21,205 你是谁？你是不是想替他死？ 377 00:19:21,315 --> 00:19:24,910 慢着，我有东西给你看 378 00:19:26,154 --> 00:19:27,712 我看不见 379 00:19:34,162 --> 00:19:35,652 是钦差大人 380 00:19:37,465 --> 00:19:40,628 胡涂参见钦差大人 381 00:19:41,903 --> 00:19:43,063 我们走 382 00:19:43,171 --> 00:19:45,469 混小子，法场的事要公事公办 383 00:19:45,573 --> 00:19:46,870 龙凤楼见 384 00:19:51,412 --> 00:19:52,709 犯人黄连 385 00:19:52,813 --> 00:19:55,043 你的死罪是因为谋杀雇主文大郎 386 00:19:55,149 --> 00:19:56,639 你认不认罪？ 387 00:19:57,752 --> 00:19:59,117 你不认罪？ 388 00:19:59,487 --> 00:20:01,216 大人，上次也是这样 389 00:20:01,322 --> 00:20:04,849 先打三十大板，他才肯认罪的 390 00:20:05,826 --> 00:20:08,124 黄连，根据报告你是哑巴 391 00:20:08,229 --> 00:20:09,992 你暂时无须答辩 392 00:20:10,097 --> 00:20:11,689 原诉人潘银莲 393 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,565 民妇在 394 00:20:13,668 --> 00:20:16,728 根据状词，你说被告人黄连 395 00:20:16,837 --> 00:20:19,101 为了灭口杀死你丈夫文大郎 396 00:20:19,207 --> 00:20:20,367 是不是？ 397 00:20:20,741 --> 00:20:21,571 是呀，大人 398 00:20:21,676 --> 00:20:23,166 就是这个哑巴 399 00:20:23,277 --> 00:20:26,269 当时他在强奸小妇人的时候 400 00:20:26,380 --> 00:20:29,281 刚好让我丈夫见到了，他想灭口 401 00:20:29,383 --> 00:20:32,477 就活活的把我丈夫摔死了 402 00:20:33,421 --> 00:20:36,151 小妇人的命真苦 403 00:20:36,257 --> 00:20:39,988 望钦差大人明察，替我伸冤 404 00:20:40,094 --> 00:20:41,584 本官命你将本案过程 405 00:20:41,696 --> 00:20:43,493 从头示范一次 406 00:20:43,598 --> 00:20:44,121 师爷 407 00:20:44,232 --> 00:20:45,028 大人 408 00:20:45,132 --> 00:20:48,192 你暂代被告向妇人施暴一遍 409 00:20:49,303 --> 00:20:50,167 大人 410 00:20:50,271 --> 00:20:53,035 这种好差事还是让他们示范 411 00:20:53,140 --> 00:20:55,335 好不好？ 412 00:20:55,443 --> 00:20:57,741 本官向来都是民主的 413 00:20:57,845 --> 00:21:00,177 谁愿意就自告奋勇走出来 414 00:21:00,281 --> 00:21:02,511 不愿意的就转过身去 415 00:21:03,084 --> 00:21:07,180 如果这样他们不就全上来了吗？ 416 00:21:15,429 --> 00:21:17,420 怎么会这么齐心呢？ 417 00:21:17,531 --> 00:21:19,158 奉旨示范都不敢 418 00:21:20,101 --> 00:21:21,625 最多我吃点亏 419 00:21:22,637 --> 00:21:23,763 潘银莲 420 00:21:23,871 --> 00:21:25,634 你就当这儿一个人也没有 421 00:21:25,740 --> 00:21:28,174 也不要把我当朝廷命官 422 00:21:28,276 --> 00:21:31,643 大人，您自己来呀？ 423 00:21:32,647 --> 00:21:34,774 不过现在当着这么多人 424 00:21:34,882 --> 00:21:36,907 怎么行呢？ 425 00:21:37,485 --> 00:21:39,214 现在他们都转过身去了 426 00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:40,048 也看不见了 427 00:21:40,154 --> 00:21:42,748 你就当做戏一样做一遍嘛 428 00:21:43,858 --> 00:21:45,086 哑巴当时怎么强奸你的 429 00:21:45,192 --> 00:21:46,716 你从头说一遍 430 00:21:46,827 --> 00:21:49,955 当时是晚上，天很黑 431 00:21:50,064 --> 00:21:52,862 什么都看不见，就是他 432 00:21:52,967 --> 00:21:56,232 他偷偷的走到我的房间里 433 00:21:56,337 --> 00:21:59,795 突然他从后面把我一抱 434 00:21:59,907 --> 00:22:01,169 是不是这样抱？ 435 00:22:01,275 --> 00:22:02,867 是呀 436 00:22:02,977 --> 00:22:05,070 那后来怎么样？ 437 00:22:05,179 --> 00:22:08,376 后来他就把我推到床上 438 00:22:10,151 --> 00:22:13,211 你想死呀，一点也不怜香惜玉 439 00:22:13,321 --> 00:22:14,310 现在做戏嘛 440 00:22:14,422 --> 00:22:17,220 做戏也得逼真点，后来呢？ 441 00:22:18,159 --> 00:22:21,322 后来他就来个泰山压顶压下来 442 00:22:21,429 --> 00:22:23,397 哦，那我来了 443 00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:26,960 这样对不对？ 444 00:22:27,068 --> 00:22:30,037 你来真的，你好坏你 445 00:22:34,709 --> 00:22:36,108 你还真厉害 446 00:22:36,210 --> 00:22:37,905 厉害吧？ 447 00:22:39,146 --> 00:22:40,773 大人，你没事吧？ 448 00:22:40,881 --> 00:22:43,850 我没事，看看桌子有没有事？ 449 00:22:46,220 --> 00:22:48,051 大人，桌子也没事 450 00:22:48,155 --> 00:22:49,144 是吧？ 451 00:22:49,490 --> 00:22:52,084 放肆，你连钦差大人都敢摔？ 452 00:22:52,193 --> 00:22:54,957 来人，给我先打三十板 453 00:22:55,062 --> 00:22:55,994 是 454 00:22:57,598 --> 00:22:58,622 刚才是钦差大人 455 00:22:58,733 --> 00:23:00,166 叫我把当时情形做一遍的 456 00:23:00,267 --> 00:23:02,735 怎么，我这样做都有罪吗？ 457 00:23:03,704 --> 00:23:05,831 潘银莲，照你这么说 458 00:23:05,940 --> 00:23:08,204 哑巴当时肯定是让你摔晕啦？ 459 00:23:08,309 --> 00:23:10,004 是呀 460 00:23:10,778 --> 00:23:13,542 那哑巴又怎么强奸你呀？ 461 00:23:15,983 --> 00:23:17,746 他醒了之后又对着我来了 462 00:23:17,852 --> 00:23:18,978 狡辩 463 00:23:19,353 --> 00:23:20,377 潘银莲 464 00:23:20,488 --> 00:23:21,546 民妇在 465 00:23:21,655 --> 00:23:22,952 你这大胆刁妇 466 00:23:23,057 --> 00:23:25,218 快把实情从实招来 467 00:23:25,326 --> 00:23:29,285 大人，小妇人句句都是真言 468 00:23:29,397 --> 00:23:29,920 来人 469 00:23:30,030 --> 00:23:30,655 在 470 00:23:30,765 --> 00:23:31,823 把她活活打死 471 00:23:31,932 --> 00:23:32,489 是 472 00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:34,090 不要动 473 00:23:35,169 --> 00:23:38,730 大人，我认罪 474 00:23:38,839 --> 00:23:40,568 事情是这样的 475 00:23:42,676 --> 00:23:44,667 你别走呀 476 00:23:46,580 --> 00:23:49,515 怕什么，来呀 477 00:23:56,524 --> 00:23:57,616 起来 478 00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:00,092 臭娘们 479 00:24:00,194 --> 00:24:02,321 我不在家想给我戴绿帽子？ 480 00:24:02,696 --> 00:24:04,891 想死呀，老娘也敢打 481 00:24:09,570 --> 00:24:12,505 犯妇潘银莲听罪 482 00:24:12,606 --> 00:24:14,233 你误杀亲夫文太郎 483 00:24:14,341 --> 00:24:16,434 并嫁祸哑巴黄连 484 00:24:16,544 --> 00:24:18,739 本官辜念你知错认罪 485 00:24:18,846 --> 00:24:21,940 现本官判你二十年徒刑 486 00:24:22,049 --> 00:24:22,447 来人 487 00:24:22,550 --> 00:24:23,039 在 488 00:24:23,150 --> 00:24:23,741 押下监房 489 00:24:23,851 --> 00:24:24,510 是 490 00:24:24,618 --> 00:24:26,552 冤枉呀，大人，冤枉呀 491 00:24:26,654 --> 00:24:27,382 走 492 00:24:27,488 --> 00:24:28,614 冤枉呀，我要上诉 493 00:24:28,722 --> 00:24:31,623 哑巴黄连，现在判你无罪释放 494 00:24:31,725 --> 00:24:35,422 犯妇的米铺归你所有，当做赔偿 495 00:24:40,267 --> 00:24:42,201 贵州知县胡涂 496 00:24:44,605 --> 00:24:47,039 在，大人 497 00:24:47,141 --> 00:24:49,803 你身为民官，草率审案 498 00:24:49,910 --> 00:24:51,901 差点杀错良民 499 00:24:52,012 --> 00:24:54,503 本官念你初犯，辜且饶你一次 500 00:24:54,615 --> 00:24:56,207 以后小心你的顶戴花羚 501 00:24:56,317 --> 00:24:59,946 是，卑职知罪，谢大人 502 00:25:00,054 --> 00:25:02,249 大人，还有事情没完呢 503 00:25:02,356 --> 00:25:03,118 什么事？ 504 00:25:03,224 --> 00:25:05,215 那个扰乱刑场，推开死囚 505 00:25:05,326 --> 00:25:07,294 伸脖子求死那个宋仁 506 00:25:07,394 --> 00:25:09,362 大人，应该判他什么罪？ 507 00:25:09,463 --> 00:25:09,827 来人 508 00:25:09,930 --> 00:25:10,794 在 509 00:25:10,898 --> 00:25:11,762 带宋仁上堂 510 00:25:11,866 --> 00:25:12,992 是 511 00:25:13,834 --> 00:25:14,732 你们这是干什么？ 512 00:25:14,835 --> 00:25:16,302 自杀都犯法吗？ 513 00:25:16,570 --> 00:25:17,468 跪下 514 00:25:22,943 --> 00:25:24,205 喝 515 00:25:27,581 --> 00:25:28,639 请 516 00:25:36,156 --> 00:25:38,386 你在这儿住呀？ 517 00:25:38,492 --> 00:25:39,686 是呀 518 00:25:39,793 --> 00:25:41,226 你们也是住在这儿？ 519 00:25:41,328 --> 00:25:42,317 是呀 520 00:25:42,830 --> 00:25:43,956 我们去喝一杯 521 00:25:45,032 --> 00:25:47,933 小弟王瑶，两位大哥贵姓？ 522 00:25:48,035 --> 00:25:50,868 这位是我们少爷，姓康名天赐 523 00:25:50,971 --> 00:25:52,370 天赐兄 524 00:25:52,706 --> 00:25:54,867 在下姓纪，你叫我纪叔叔 525 00:25:54,975 --> 00:25:55,669 纪叔叔 526 00:25:55,776 --> 00:25:56,970 客气 527 00:25:57,077 --> 00:25:58,977 两位这次下江南是来做生意？ 528 00:25:59,079 --> 00:26:01,013 不，我们是来玩的 529 00:26:01,115 --> 00:26:02,673 我也是呀 530 00:26:03,751 --> 00:26:05,150 两位如果不嫌弃 531 00:26:05,252 --> 00:26:06,480 我们可以结伴同游 532 00:26:06,587 --> 00:26:07,383 好呀 533 00:26:07,488 --> 00:26:08,785 那我们这次多了个伴了 534 00:26:08,889 --> 00:26:10,720 是呀，喝一杯… 535 00:26:12,593 --> 00:26:14,458 走呀… 536 00:26:16,697 --> 00:26:18,756 不去嘛… 537 00:26:20,834 --> 00:26:21,357 跟我上来 538 00:26:21,468 --> 00:26:22,594 不去 539 00:26:24,905 --> 00:26:26,133 你干什么？ 540 00:26:26,340 --> 00:26:28,308 混小子，过来 541 00:26:28,409 --> 00:26:28,841 过来 542 00:26:28,943 --> 00:26:30,137 不过去 543 00:26:30,644 --> 00:26:32,009 过来 544 00:26:32,580 --> 00:26:35,777 回禀少爷，哑巴冤情我已经洗脱了 545 00:26:35,883 --> 00:26:36,679 但是这傻小子 546 00:26:36,784 --> 00:26:38,217 真叫我一点办法都没有 547 00:26:38,319 --> 00:26:40,947 在公堂里一放他就往墙上撞 548 00:26:41,055 --> 00:26:42,454 所以我就绑他来见你 549 00:26:42,556 --> 00:26:43,113 解开 550 00:26:43,223 --> 00:26:44,190 好 551 00:26:45,392 --> 00:26:48,384 你真是多事，我想死都不可以吗？ 552 00:26:48,796 --> 00:26:52,664 生命是最宝贵，蝼蚁尚且贪生 553 00:26:52,766 --> 00:26:55,564 你为什么要死呢，小伙子？ 554 00:26:55,669 --> 00:26:57,227 你不知道 555 00:26:57,972 --> 00:26:59,496 金吊桶批我的生辰八字 556 00:26:59,607 --> 00:27:00,869 说我穷死一生 557 00:27:00,975 --> 00:27:02,840 那我活着还有什么人生乐趣？ 558 00:27:02,943 --> 00:27:04,137 认命吧 559 00:27:05,679 --> 00:27:09,137 终身命苦，贫家… 560 00:27:11,585 --> 00:27:13,177 少爷，你看 561 00:27:15,089 --> 00:27:18,115 丙寅年丁卯月 562 00:27:18,225 --> 00:27:20,420 戊辰日，己已时 563 00:27:21,862 --> 00:27:24,695 这跟我的生辰八字一样 564 00:27:25,065 --> 00:27:27,533 少爷，这是江湖术士之言 565 00:27:27,635 --> 00:27:29,569 不可信也 566 00:27:29,903 --> 00:27:32,303 这个金吊桶是谁呀？把他叫来 567 00:27:32,406 --> 00:27:34,374 我要拆他的招牌 568 00:27:34,475 --> 00:27:38,002 借光借光，各位让一让… 569 00:27:38,746 --> 00:27:42,011 相不看不发，姜不磨不辣 570 00:27:42,116 --> 00:27:43,083 这位要不要看相？ 571 00:27:43,183 --> 00:27:43,911 金先生 572 00:27:44,018 --> 00:27:46,316 这边有几位大爷请您过去 573 00:27:52,226 --> 00:27:54,353 在下金吊桶 574 00:27:54,461 --> 00:27:57,089 请问几位有何指教？ 575 00:27:57,197 --> 00:27:58,926 金先生，请坐 576 00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:02,460 谢谢，谢谢，坐在哪儿呀？ 577 00:28:08,442 --> 00:28:10,637 金先生，听闻相术高明 578 00:28:10,744 --> 00:28:12,109 精通批命 579 00:28:12,212 --> 00:28:14,203 我们少爷想请您赐教一二 580 00:28:14,314 --> 00:28:15,679 不敢，不敢 581 00:28:15,783 --> 00:28:19,082 请问尊驾大名，盛乡何在呢？ 582 00:28:19,186 --> 00:28:20,778 我们少爷姓康，是京都商人 583 00:28:20,888 --> 00:28:22,822 想请您批个命 584 00:28:23,490 --> 00:28:26,425 那么生辰八字呢？ 585 00:28:27,027 --> 00:28:28,551 丙寅年丁卯月 586 00:28:28,662 --> 00:28:30,596 戊辰日，己已时 587 00:28:31,165 --> 00:28:34,225 丙寅年丁卯月 588 00:28:36,136 --> 00:28:37,763 恭喜恭喜，康先生 589 00:28:37,871 --> 00:28:39,463 您大富大贵的命 590 00:28:39,573 --> 00:28:41,438 这辈子不用愁了 591 00:28:41,542 --> 00:28:44,443 金先生，为什么我们八字相同 592 00:28:44,545 --> 00:28:46,809 命却不一样呢？ 593 00:28:46,914 --> 00:28:48,472 这就是命了 594 00:28:48,582 --> 00:28:51,551 这种命生在北方就是皇帝命 595 00:28:51,652 --> 00:28:54,849 要生在南方就是穷死一生 596 00:28:54,955 --> 00:28:58,186 金先生，我看这位仁兄的气色 597 00:28:58,292 --> 00:29:00,886 不至于那么坏吧？ 598 00:29:00,994 --> 00:29:03,053 简直是坏透了 599 00:29:03,163 --> 00:29:06,155 你不相信我，应该相信那个… 600 00:29:09,303 --> 00:29:12,534 镜子，大家现在看清楚 601 00:29:12,639 --> 00:29:14,698 现在让他自己照一照，来 602 00:29:15,375 --> 00:29:16,433 这是谁呀？ 603 00:29:16,543 --> 00:29:18,738 看看，看看，你自己呀 604 00:29:18,846 --> 00:29:20,438 啊，我… 605 00:29:20,547 --> 00:29:22,139 各位看见了没有？ 606 00:29:22,249 --> 00:29:25,514 现在请康先生照照他的气色 607 00:29:30,991 --> 00:29:34,188 少爷，怎么跟皇上一样？ 608 00:29:35,262 --> 00:29:37,890 我说的话你要听 609 00:29:39,767 --> 00:29:41,530 照这么说，这位仁兄是没得救了？ 610 00:29:41,635 --> 00:29:42,727 没错 611 00:29:43,403 --> 00:29:46,998 金吊桶，如果当今皇上救他 612 00:29:47,107 --> 00:29:48,131 有没有得救呀？ 613 00:29:48,242 --> 00:29:50,676 更糟，如果当今皇上出头救他 614 00:29:50,778 --> 00:29:53,144 是愈帮愈忙，是愈帮愈坏 615 00:29:53,247 --> 00:29:54,737 说不定他要一辈子犯了… 616 00:29:54,848 --> 00:29:56,145 相金先付 617 00:29:56,483 --> 00:29:57,814 给他十两银子 618 00:30:02,289 --> 00:30:04,689 谢谢… 619 00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:08,494 小伙子，你要记住 620 00:30:08,595 --> 00:30:10,529 命里有时终须有 621 00:30:10,631 --> 00:30:15,967 命里无时就莫强求 622 00:30:16,403 --> 00:30:18,633 少爷，那宋仁怎么办？ 623 00:30:18,739 --> 00:30:19,933 有什么办法？ 624 00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:21,769 皇帝也没办法救他了 625 00:30:21,875 --> 00:30:22,967 这不一定 626 00:30:23,076 --> 00:30:25,169 宋仁，你跟我来 627 00:30:33,854 --> 00:30:36,516 宋仁，你拿这封信去见本地知府 628 00:30:36,623 --> 00:30:37,817 自然对你有好处 629 00:30:37,925 --> 00:30:39,358 什么？见知县老爷 630 00:30:39,459 --> 00:30:40,221 不去，不去 631 00:30:40,327 --> 00:30:41,555 听人家说还未见官 632 00:30:41,662 --> 00:30:43,425 先打八十大板 633 00:30:43,764 --> 00:30:45,664 你死都不怕，还怕见官？ 634 00:30:47,100 --> 00:30:48,397 知县大老爷见了这封信 635 00:30:48,502 --> 00:30:49,434 不但不会打你 636 00:30:49,536 --> 00:30:51,697 还会把你当成大爷一样呀 637 00:30:51,805 --> 00:30:52,829 真的吗？ 638 00:30:52,940 --> 00:30:54,567 放心吧 639 00:30:57,611 --> 00:30:58,908 为什么乱击堂鼓？ 640 00:30:59,012 --> 00:31:00,070 我要见县官大老爷 641 00:31:00,180 --> 00:31:01,306 少废话，带走 642 00:31:01,415 --> 00:31:02,211 走 643 00:31:02,316 --> 00:31:04,614 兄弟，我有事要见大人 644 00:31:05,519 --> 00:31:07,282 走，快点，跪下 645 00:31:08,222 --> 00:31:09,553 你这大胆的刁民 646 00:31:09,656 --> 00:31:13,057 何事击鼓惊动本官？ 647 00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:15,424 是你，你又想死？ 648 00:31:16,597 --> 00:31:17,325 禀告大人 649 00:31:17,431 --> 00:31:19,661 小人有一封密函请大人过目 650 00:31:26,073 --> 00:31:28,633 大人，他乱击堂鼓惊动大人 651 00:31:28,742 --> 00:31:32,269 照我们的规矩先打他三十大板 652 00:31:33,046 --> 00:31:33,842 来人呀 653 00:31:36,917 --> 00:31:38,544 先打他三十大板 654 00:31:38,652 --> 00:31:40,017 是 655 00:31:42,389 --> 00:31:44,323 等等…康大人说你不能打我 656 00:31:44,424 --> 00:31:46,790 他说连你都得称我做大人呢 657 00:31:46,894 --> 00:31:49,158 你这个混蛋，哪个康大爷呀？ 658 00:31:49,263 --> 00:31:51,026 胡说八道，称你为大人？ 659 00:31:51,131 --> 00:31:52,758 大人，加他二十板子 660 00:31:52,866 --> 00:31:54,231 好 661 00:31:55,535 --> 00:31:56,467 再加二十板 662 00:31:56,570 --> 00:31:58,333 一共是五十大板 663 00:31:59,907 --> 00:32:02,535 救命… 664 00:32:02,643 --> 00:32:05,612 师爷，那信上写些什么？ 665 00:32:05,712 --> 00:32:09,478 大人救命呀，饶了我吧 666 00:32:10,484 --> 00:32:12,577 奉天承运诏曰 667 00:32:12,986 --> 00:32:15,318 来人福民宋仁，又名傻仁 668 00:32:15,422 --> 00:32:18,186 天资虽钝，人却老实忠厚 669 00:32:18,292 --> 00:32:20,089 天生一副福相 670 00:32:20,193 --> 00:32:22,684 闻贵州县胡涂大人 671 00:32:22,796 --> 00:32:25,765 有千金胡不归，美艳聪明 672 00:32:25,866 --> 00:32:29,427 至今尚待闺中，名花未有主 673 00:32:29,536 --> 00:32:33,233 特以圣旨为媒，将之许配宋仁为妻 674 00:32:33,340 --> 00:32:35,570 玉成好事，撮合大好良缘 675 00:32:35,676 --> 00:32:38,941 宜速进行，他日定当另行封赏 676 00:32:39,046 --> 00:32:43,073 毋违朕意，钦此，康熙玉笔 677 00:32:43,884 --> 00:32:45,044 这… 678 00:32:45,619 --> 00:32:46,779 停手 679 00:32:46,887 --> 00:32:48,980 真的不能打呀 680 00:32:49,089 --> 00:32:50,488 刚好五十大板 681 00:32:51,959 --> 00:32:55,122 扶他起来… 682 00:32:55,228 --> 00:32:58,789 大人开恩，大人，不关我的事 683 00:32:58,899 --> 00:33:00,799 是这个笨蛋师爷整你的 684 00:33:00,901 --> 00:33:02,232 如果你心里不舒服 685 00:33:02,336 --> 00:33:03,803 可以打回他五十大板 686 00:33:03,904 --> 00:33:04,802 不要打 687 00:33:04,905 --> 00:33:07,237 大人，你大人有大量 688 00:33:07,341 --> 00:33:09,070 你们两个真的叫我大人？ 689 00:33:09,176 --> 00:33:10,040 我有眼不识泰山 690 00:33:10,143 --> 00:33:13,544 你快做知县大人的东床快婿了 691 00:33:14,147 --> 00:33:15,808 你的意思是把女儿嫁给我？ 692 00:33:15,916 --> 00:33:18,441 是呀，是呀，好女婿 693 00:33:18,552 --> 00:33:19,951 你千万别嫌弃 694 00:33:20,053 --> 00:33:21,816 不嫌弃… 695 00:33:22,289 --> 00:33:25,315 夫人，有大喜事 696 00:33:25,425 --> 00:33:26,619 夫人… 697 00:33:26,727 --> 00:33:28,160 出去，出去 698 00:33:28,795 --> 00:33:30,092 什么事那么紧张？ 699 00:33:30,197 --> 00:33:32,165 夫人，这真是富贵逼人来 700 00:33:32,265 --> 00:33:33,527 皇上圣旨做媒 701 00:33:33,633 --> 00:33:36,864 将小姐许配给钦差大人为妻 702 00:33:37,437 --> 00:33:38,369 这怎么可以呀？ 703 00:33:38,472 --> 00:33:39,063 怎么不可以？ 704 00:33:39,172 --> 00:33:40,901 女儿呢？我几天没见她了 705 00:33:41,008 --> 00:33:42,032 让我进去 706 00:33:42,142 --> 00:33:44,633 你不能进去，女儿见不得人 707 00:33:44,745 --> 00:33:47,236 为什么不能进？我是她的父亲 708 00:33:48,348 --> 00:33:50,339 她在里面练习舞蹈呢 709 00:33:50,450 --> 00:33:52,884 女儿，可要好好的练 710 00:33:52,986 --> 00:33:54,476 那我更要进去看看她 711 00:33:54,588 --> 00:33:56,351 不行，别进去… 712 00:33:56,456 --> 00:33:57,787 老家伙 713 00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:02,988 女儿，跳得真不错 714 00:34:13,907 --> 00:34:14,839 大人 715 00:34:14,941 --> 00:34:15,373 什么事？ 716 00:34:15,475 --> 00:34:16,305 小姐她… 717 00:34:16,410 --> 00:34:17,104 小姐怎么样？ 718 00:34:17,210 --> 00:34:18,142 你看看 719 00:34:18,245 --> 00:34:19,507 看什么？ 720 00:34:24,885 --> 00:34:25,681 夫人 721 00:34:25,786 --> 00:34:27,447 你还说女儿在里面练舞蹈呢 722 00:34:27,554 --> 00:34:30,853 她的肚子怎么这么大？你说说看 723 00:34:32,325 --> 00:34:34,122 最近厨房的那个阿九 724 00:34:34,227 --> 00:34:36,092 每天都炖汤给她喝 725 00:34:36,196 --> 00:34:37,788 因为她喝得太补了 726 00:34:37,898 --> 00:34:39,160 所以就发福了 727 00:34:39,266 --> 00:34:40,460 胡说 728 00:34:40,567 --> 00:34:42,091 你们居然敢来骗我 729 00:34:42,202 --> 00:34:44,500 我以后还怎么做知县老爷？ 730 00:34:44,805 --> 00:34:46,102 娘 731 00:34:46,206 --> 00:34:47,696 大人，要不要升堂？ 732 00:34:47,808 --> 00:34:50,936 不要，究竟是谁干的好事？ 733 00:34:51,044 --> 00:34:53,911 就是厨房的那个阿九干的 734 00:34:54,014 --> 00:34:56,141 这次麻烦了，犯欺君之罪 735 00:34:56,249 --> 00:34:58,547 满门都要抄斩的 736 00:34:58,652 --> 00:34:59,584 来人呀 737 00:34:59,686 --> 00:35:01,711 要斩就先把厨房阿九给斩了 738 00:35:01,822 --> 00:35:05,553 爹，你斩了他，我的肚子怎么办？ 739 00:35:05,659 --> 00:35:08,719 是呀，老爷，家丑不可外扬 740 00:35:08,829 --> 00:35:10,660 师爷，你快替我们想想 741 00:35:10,764 --> 00:35:12,994 有什么两全其美的办法 742 00:35:13,100 --> 00:35:14,761 新姑爷到 743 00:35:21,741 --> 00:35:26,041 新姑爷来了，这边… 744 00:35:29,349 --> 00:35:31,579 进房仪式开始 745 00:35:32,452 --> 00:35:39,051 傻人有傻福，一生财源足 746 00:35:40,093 --> 00:35:44,826 洞房花烛夜，福哥快进房 747 00:35:51,304 --> 00:35:53,067 你们歇着，歇着 748 00:35:54,274 --> 00:35:55,400 各位亲朋戚友 749 00:35:55,509 --> 00:35:57,170 春宵一刻是值千金 750 00:35:57,277 --> 00:35:58,539 咱们到外面去喝酒 751 00:35:58,645 --> 00:36:00,943 别耽误了人家的好事 752 00:36:01,448 --> 00:36:02,346 娘子 753 00:36:02,449 --> 00:36:04,644 我帮你把头纱拿开好不好？ 754 00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:11,550 我偷偷看，我偷偷望 755 00:36:12,492 --> 00:36:13,789 肉麻死了 756 00:36:14,761 --> 00:36:16,023 我都要晕了 757 00:36:16,129 --> 00:36:19,394 娘子，你的皮肤真是好白 758 00:36:19,499 --> 00:36:20,898 美若天仙 759 00:36:21,001 --> 00:36:23,526 当然白了，洗了一整天了 760 00:36:23,637 --> 00:36:26,834 真啰嗦，烦死人了 761 00:36:26,940 --> 00:36:29,306 娘子，你不要生气 762 00:36:29,609 --> 00:36:31,873 我们俩喝杯酒好不好？来 763 00:36:32,846 --> 00:36:35,815 来吧，我们俩喝杯酒 764 00:36:35,916 --> 00:36:36,940 喝杯合欢酒 765 00:36:37,050 --> 00:36:40,451 来，吃点菜，我来给你夹 766 00:36:40,754 --> 00:36:44,281 吃点菜，吃吧 767 00:36:44,891 --> 00:36:47,416 可以吃了？自己吃吧 768 00:37:10,417 --> 00:37:11,543 拿酒来 769 00:37:13,853 --> 00:37:16,253 刚才给你倒酒，你又不喝 770 00:37:16,356 --> 00:37:17,755 开什么玩笑，那么小的壶 771 00:37:17,857 --> 00:37:19,256 整瓶拿过来 772 00:37:30,136 --> 00:37:31,194 这么能喝 773 00:37:42,882 --> 00:37:43,974 吃香蕉吧 774 00:38:10,010 --> 00:38:12,740 娘子，都二更了 775 00:38:12,846 --> 00:38:14,939 那你想怎么样？ 776 00:38:19,519 --> 00:38:21,146 你想洞房呀？ 777 00:38:21,254 --> 00:38:22,414 是呀… 778 00:38:22,989 --> 00:38:24,854 那你还站着干什么？ 779 00:38:24,958 --> 00:38:26,391 咱们就来嘛 780 00:38:43,543 --> 00:38:44,066 就是他 781 00:38:44,177 --> 00:38:45,109 什么事？ 782 00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:47,574 干什么？ 783 00:38:47,681 --> 00:38:48,613 喂，你们干什么？ 784 00:38:48,715 --> 00:38:52,276 干什么？你这混蛋 785 00:38:53,386 --> 00:38:54,717 爹，你不可以打他 786 00:38:54,821 --> 00:38:56,015 为什么不能打？ 787 00:38:56,122 --> 00:38:58,682 说好了只是拜堂，怎么拜上了床 788 00:38:58,792 --> 00:38:59,850 我非打死你不可 789 00:38:59,959 --> 00:39:01,392 住手 790 00:39:02,295 --> 00:39:04,786 大胆乞丐，竟敢闯入本官府第 791 00:39:04,898 --> 00:39:06,957 该当何罪？… 792 00:39:07,867 --> 00:39:08,424 别打… 793 00:39:08,535 --> 00:39:10,560 你身为知县，欺骗良民 794 00:39:10,670 --> 00:39:12,228 又该当何罪？ 795 00:39:12,739 --> 00:39:14,206 你这个师爷 796 00:39:14,541 --> 00:39:16,532 咱们两个不是已经说好了吗？ 797 00:39:16,643 --> 00:39:17,871 十两银子只是拜堂 798 00:39:17,977 --> 00:39:19,808 为什么拜上床呢？ 799 00:39:21,881 --> 00:39:22,870 师爷 800 00:39:22,982 --> 00:39:24,449 为什么你给我写来的单子上 801 00:39:24,551 --> 00:39:26,849 写的是一百两银子？ 802 00:39:27,620 --> 00:39:28,609 我想他们吃完宵夜 803 00:39:28,722 --> 00:39:30,280 再把其余的银子给他们 804 00:39:30,390 --> 00:39:32,915 什么？吃宵夜还要吃到天亮 805 00:39:33,026 --> 00:39:35,551 不行，我要告上京都 806 00:39:35,829 --> 00:39:37,456 不行…不能告… 807 00:39:37,564 --> 00:39:38,531 千万不要… 808 00:39:38,631 --> 00:39:39,325 丐帮帮主 809 00:39:39,432 --> 00:39:41,195 既然生米已经煮成熟饭了 810 00:39:41,301 --> 00:39:43,496 拜堂也拜上床了 811 00:39:43,603 --> 00:39:45,833 他们的银子呢我们全部照付 812 00:39:45,939 --> 00:39:48,567 要不然传出去对大家都不好 813 00:39:48,675 --> 00:39:50,336 对…拜托 814 00:39:50,443 --> 00:39:53,207 爹，这就要完了？我不干 815 00:39:53,646 --> 00:39:55,204 我喜欢这个人嘛 816 00:39:55,315 --> 00:39:56,577 我真的要饭啊！ 817 00:39:57,350 --> 00:39:58,476 你真的做乞丐？ 818 00:39:58,585 --> 00:39:59,950 是呀！ 819 00:40:00,053 --> 00:40:03,511 少爷，想不到金吊桶批得还真准 820 00:40:04,124 --> 00:40:07,787 一切都是命，半点不由人 821 00:40:07,894 --> 00:40:10,590 宋仁，金吊桶真的批中了你 822 00:40:10,697 --> 00:40:13,063 这是天意，我也没办法 823 00:40:13,166 --> 00:40:15,498 康大爷，您千万不要内疚 824 00:40:15,602 --> 00:40:17,729 我这次来是向您道谢的 825 00:40:17,837 --> 00:40:19,964 因为我做了江南丐帮帮主的女婿 826 00:40:20,073 --> 00:40:21,665 丐帮将来由我来做主，这… 827 00:40:21,775 --> 00:40:25,267 你这个人躲在这儿偷懒 828 00:40:25,378 --> 00:40:26,310 快点跟我去干活 829 00:40:26,413 --> 00:40:27,345 老婆，你不要这样 830 00:40:27,447 --> 00:40:28,971 我正在答谢媒人康大爷 831 00:40:29,082 --> 00:40:29,878 谁是？ 832 00:40:29,983 --> 00:40:32,213 祝你们夫妻白头偕老 833 00:40:34,554 --> 00:40:36,579 挺不错的，让我看看 834 00:40:36,689 --> 00:40:38,122 老家伙 835 00:40:38,224 --> 00:40:41,455 看起来你们一定是有钱人 836 00:40:41,561 --> 00:40:44,655 既然大家认识，你明白了 837 00:40:44,764 --> 00:40:45,696 喂…老婆 838 00:40:45,799 --> 00:40:47,323 你不要这样，好不好？ 839 00:40:53,540 --> 00:40:55,030 一百两 840 00:40:55,141 --> 00:40:56,073 出手这么大 841 00:40:56,176 --> 00:41:00,670 哗！大伙盯着点，这是有钱人 842 00:41:02,148 --> 00:41:03,615 真是不好意思 843 00:41:03,983 --> 00:41:05,143 下次不用给这么多了 844 00:41:05,251 --> 00:41:07,014 喂，拿了钱还不快走 845 00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:07,711 那我们走了 846 00:41:07,821 --> 00:41:09,584 喂，走呀 847 00:41:15,562 --> 00:41:16,324 王瑶 848 00:41:16,429 --> 00:41:17,259 魏大哥 849 00:41:17,363 --> 00:41:19,058 我们少爷请你过去 850 00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:21,824 伙计，算帐 851 00:41:21,935 --> 00:41:22,867 对不起 852 00:41:23,269 --> 00:41:24,293 扒手 853 00:41:24,704 --> 00:41:25,170 我的钱 854 00:41:25,271 --> 00:41:27,102 扒手在哪儿？我帮你追 855 00:41:27,207 --> 00:41:27,639 站住 856 00:41:27,740 --> 00:41:28,104 快追 857 00:41:28,208 --> 00:41:29,402 是 858 00:41:31,144 --> 00:41:32,338 好极了，这会不用发愁了 859 00:41:32,445 --> 00:41:34,276 太好了，快点分了它 860 00:41:34,380 --> 00:41:35,278 好 861 00:41:36,616 --> 00:41:40,450 你的，我的… 862 00:41:40,553 --> 00:41:41,577 你别挡着光 863 00:41:41,688 --> 00:41:43,246 我没有挡着光 864 00:42:03,409 --> 00:42:05,877 别打了，快走吧，走… 865 00:42:05,979 --> 00:42:07,173 站住，别跑 866 00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:09,214 魏小子，穷寇莫追 867 00:42:11,985 --> 00:42:14,215 哥哥，有没有兴趣上来坐一坐 868 00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:15,810 是啊，上去坐会儿吧 869 00:42:15,922 --> 00:42:17,685 别搞我，我洁身自爱 870 00:42:17,790 --> 00:42:18,415 假正经 871 00:42:18,525 --> 00:42:20,686 走啦！有空再来 872 00:42:21,861 --> 00:42:23,988 想发财呀？里边请 873 00:42:25,431 --> 00:42:26,056 老头子 874 00:42:26,165 --> 00:42:29,225 既然经过，不如进去玩两把 875 00:42:29,335 --> 00:42:32,429 我最怕你的手没你的脚听话 876 00:42:32,539 --> 00:42:34,939 什么呀，这钱是人家的 877 00:42:35,041 --> 00:42:37,669 输了是人家的，赢了是自己的 878 00:42:37,777 --> 00:42:40,302 混小子，我看你还是别乱来了 879 00:42:40,413 --> 00:42:42,176 我可没什么信心 880 00:42:42,282 --> 00:42:43,579 赌钱要有信心 881 00:42:43,683 --> 00:42:45,947 这玩意儿我最有心得，跟我进去 882 00:42:46,052 --> 00:42:48,077 押啦… 883 00:42:50,590 --> 00:42:53,787 像这种环境，只要够运气 884 00:42:53,893 --> 00:42:55,520 很容易发财的 885 00:42:55,895 --> 00:42:57,055 你说得那么容易 886 00:42:57,163 --> 00:42:59,154 我告诉你我还是没什么信心 887 00:42:59,265 --> 00:43:01,096 怎么一点志气都没有？ 888 00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:04,897 你没看见上面写着大杀三方？ 889 00:43:05,471 --> 00:43:07,598 我们是大杀四方，他们大杀三方 890 00:43:07,707 --> 00:43:10,471 剩下的一方就是我和你了 891 00:43:10,877 --> 00:43:14,313 开，四五六，十五点大 892 00:43:14,414 --> 00:43:15,847 真倒霉 893 00:43:15,949 --> 00:43:17,280 不玩了… 894 00:43:19,519 --> 00:43:20,577 喂，老家伙 895 00:43:20,687 --> 00:43:22,655 等会儿我叫你买你再买 896 00:43:22,755 --> 00:43:23,813 好，拿钱来 897 00:43:23,923 --> 00:43:25,754 押啦… 898 00:43:28,161 --> 00:43:30,356 买了… 899 00:43:32,732 --> 00:43:35,292 豪放女，今天手气不好 900 00:43:35,401 --> 00:43:36,891 明天再来吧 901 00:43:37,003 --> 00:43:38,265 为什么不让我翻本呀？ 902 00:43:38,371 --> 00:43:39,395 你的银子全输光了 903 00:43:39,505 --> 00:43:40,597 哪来有本钱呀？ 904 00:43:40,707 --> 00:43:42,641 这里不能够空手掏白狼的 905 00:43:42,742 --> 00:43:44,300 那我值不值一百两？ 906 00:43:44,677 --> 00:43:48,875 大… 907 00:43:49,716 --> 00:43:50,341 怎么？ 908 00:43:50,450 --> 00:43:52,247 好吧，借给你一百两 909 00:43:52,352 --> 00:43:53,410 如果再输了 910 00:43:53,519 --> 00:43:55,077 今天晚上你知道该怎么做了 911 00:43:55,188 --> 00:43:56,655 好，帮我买小 912 00:43:56,756 --> 00:43:57,381 全买小 913 00:43:57,490 --> 00:44:00,015 买定离手，开 914 00:44:00,126 --> 00:44:02,754 双六一，十三点大 915 00:44:02,862 --> 00:44:03,851 混小子，可真有你的 916 00:44:03,963 --> 00:44:04,952 今晚又白干了 917 00:44:05,064 --> 00:44:06,588 真是开大 918 00:44:08,001 --> 00:44:08,797 我有说买大吗？ 919 00:44:08,901 --> 00:44:10,198 你是说大嘛 920 00:44:12,338 --> 00:44:14,465 全靠她帮我们 921 00:44:14,907 --> 00:44:17,398 是不是因为我让你赢钱了？ 922 00:44:17,510 --> 00:44:19,501 那让我来帮你下注吧 923 00:44:19,612 --> 00:44:20,772 要是赢了钱的话 924 00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:21,642 你就分点给我 925 00:44:21,748 --> 00:44:22,612 不行 926 00:44:22,715 --> 00:44:24,512 这钱不是我的 927 00:44:24,817 --> 00:44:26,512 老头子，这钱你有份吗？ 928 00:44:26,619 --> 00:44:28,951 当然有份啦，就是没你的份 929 00:44:29,055 --> 00:44:30,613 买定离手 930 00:44:31,090 --> 00:44:33,820 开，三个一豹子 931 00:44:33,926 --> 00:44:36,724 好在没买 932 00:44:37,530 --> 00:44:38,497 我们还没买呢 933 00:44:38,598 --> 00:44:41,328 放手，输了不能赖皮 934 00:44:42,502 --> 00:44:44,595 这种输法多冤枉呀 935 00:44:44,704 --> 00:44:46,638 我早就说过没有信心了 936 00:44:49,609 --> 00:44:51,372 胡闹，简直胡闹 937 00:44:51,477 --> 00:44:52,466 纪叔叔跟魏大哥 938 00:44:52,578 --> 00:44:53,704 这么久都没有回来 939 00:44:53,813 --> 00:44:54,802 不会有什么意外吧？ 940 00:44:54,914 --> 00:44:56,279 不会的，你放心好了 941 00:44:56,382 --> 00:44:57,576 你先回房休息 942 00:44:57,684 --> 00:44:59,379 我会叫他们把钱给你送来的 943 00:44:59,485 --> 00:45:00,417 好吧 944 00:45:04,157 --> 00:45:05,852 有劳天赐兄了 945 00:45:05,958 --> 00:45:06,822 别客气 946 00:45:38,891 --> 00:45:39,983 不能晕 947 00:45:40,093 --> 00:45:41,151 我没有晕 948 00:45:41,260 --> 00:45:42,158 再过去 949 00:45:43,229 --> 00:45:44,753 你们两个在搞什么鬼呀？ 950 00:45:44,864 --> 00:45:46,024 那些钱呢？ 951 00:45:46,132 --> 00:45:47,793 我也正想问你，钱放在哪里？ 952 00:45:47,900 --> 00:45:50,528 你知道我们是谁？我们是贼 953 00:45:51,971 --> 00:45:53,461 你们不要再开玩笑了 954 00:45:53,573 --> 00:45:55,200 快把钱还给王老弟 955 00:45:55,308 --> 00:45:56,434 看镖 956 00:46:33,980 --> 00:46:35,208 下次不敢 957 00:46:35,882 --> 00:46:36,974 挺刺激吧？ 958 00:46:49,195 --> 00:46:51,095 怎么样？玩够了吧？ 959 00:46:51,197 --> 00:46:52,221 不玩了，不玩了 960 00:46:52,331 --> 00:46:53,593 以后不敢再这样了 961 00:46:53,699 --> 00:46:55,633 给我们一次机会吧 962 00:46:55,735 --> 00:46:56,997 快去换衣服吧 963 00:46:57,103 --> 00:46:58,263 谢谢… 964 00:46:58,371 --> 00:46:59,736 快走… 965 00:47:03,276 --> 00:47:05,904 行了，你别说了，咱们赌不过人家 966 00:47:06,012 --> 00:47:08,480 衣服换得这么快，你… 967 00:47:08,581 --> 00:47:10,412 少爷，你想干什么？ 968 00:47:11,284 --> 00:47:13,047 别问这么多了，钱呢？ 969 00:47:13,152 --> 00:47:14,312 快还给王老弟吧 970 00:47:14,420 --> 00:47:16,081 纪叔叔，魏大哥，你们回来啦 971 00:47:16,189 --> 00:47:17,417 是啊… 972 00:47:17,757 --> 00:47:20,453 少爷，贼是抓了，不过钱没了 973 00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:22,221 钱本来是有的，后来没了 974 00:47:22,328 --> 00:47:23,556 为什么？ 975 00:47:23,663 --> 00:47:24,687 输了 976 00:47:25,731 --> 00:47:27,756 那就是没有了 977 00:47:30,169 --> 00:47:30,931 想干什么？ 978 00:47:31,037 --> 00:47:32,368 睡觉 979 00:47:32,471 --> 00:47:33,961 这里的治安不大好 980 00:47:34,073 --> 00:47:36,041 你们两个在这儿守着吧 981 00:47:36,442 --> 00:47:36,908 关门 982 00:47:37,009 --> 00:47:37,907 关上门 983 00:47:38,010 --> 00:47:39,068 我们怎么办？ 984 00:47:39,178 --> 00:47:41,009 怎么办？守吧 985 00:47:51,057 --> 00:47:58,554 百花楼里百花开 986 00:48:05,905 --> 00:48:08,897 王小弟，这里是江南闻名的妓院 987 00:48:09,008 --> 00:48:10,600 我们进去见识一下吧 988 00:48:10,710 --> 00:48:13,372 天赐兄，这种地方我没有兴趣 989 00:48:13,479 --> 00:48:15,037 我看我们还是走吧 990 00:48:15,848 --> 00:48:17,679 两位公子，你们别走 991 00:48:17,783 --> 00:48:21,082 里边请，阿德，快招呼客人 992 00:48:21,187 --> 00:48:21,653 进去坐坐 993 00:48:21,754 --> 00:48:23,813 来…里边请，别害臊 994 00:48:23,923 --> 00:48:26,187 来…坐… 995 00:48:26,292 --> 00:48:26,951 拿茶来 996 00:48:27,059 --> 00:48:27,923 来了 997 00:48:28,027 --> 00:48:29,551 喝茶… 998 00:48:29,662 --> 00:48:30,458 拿烟来 999 00:48:30,563 --> 00:48:31,222 来了 1000 00:48:31,330 --> 00:48:31,955 抽烟… 1001 00:48:32,064 --> 00:48:32,826 不… 1002 00:48:32,932 --> 00:48:33,364 对了 1003 00:48:33,466 --> 00:48:36,094 两位公子有没有相熟的姑娘？ 1004 00:48:36,202 --> 00:48:36,531 没有 1005 00:48:36,636 --> 00:48:37,261 没有呀？ 1006 00:48:37,370 --> 00:48:39,702 小红，小环，小翠，来… 1007 00:48:39,805 --> 00:48:41,363 来了 1008 00:48:41,474 --> 00:48:43,169 公子，贵姓呀？ 1009 00:48:43,276 --> 00:48:44,903 公子，是不是第一次来？ 1010 00:48:45,011 --> 00:48:46,638 两位一定是北方人吧？ 1011 00:48:46,746 --> 00:48:50,341 两位公子，这几位姑娘喜不喜欢呀？ 1012 00:48:50,449 --> 00:48:52,110 不错，不错 1013 00:48:53,119 --> 00:48:57,488 天赐兄，这样的货色你还说好？ 1014 00:48:58,257 --> 00:49:01,055 老板娘，我们只是来听歌喝酒的 1015 00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:01,626 是啊 1016 00:49:01,727 --> 00:49:04,787 原来两位是高尚人士 1017 00:49:04,897 --> 00:49:06,387 你们一个个全都给我走开 1018 00:49:06,499 --> 00:49:07,932 真没用 1019 00:49:08,367 --> 00:49:09,459 真是 1020 00:49:09,568 --> 00:49:12,002 两位请跟我到贵宾厅，来 1021 00:49:12,104 --> 00:49:13,867 阿德，带两位去贵宾听 1022 00:49:13,973 --> 00:49:14,598 来… 1023 00:49:14,707 --> 00:49:16,834 请这边…请 1024 00:49:21,447 --> 00:49:25,679 老家伙，少爷和王小弟去看花灯 1025 00:49:25,785 --> 00:49:28,845 今天晚上我带你来这儿见识一下 1026 00:49:29,155 --> 00:49:32,556 功力深厚，我是宝刀未老 1027 00:49:32,658 --> 00:49:34,125 不知道是真的还是假的 1028 00:49:34,226 --> 00:49:36,524 我们这儿的姑娘是最好的 1029 00:49:36,629 --> 00:49:38,290 两位大爷，请坐，请坐 1030 00:49:38,397 --> 00:49:39,159 别客气 1031 00:49:39,265 --> 00:49:41,165 小红，大花，你们快过来 1032 00:49:41,267 --> 00:49:43,428 来…谢谢… 1033 00:49:43,536 --> 00:49:45,663 待会儿好好侍候我们 1034 00:49:47,206 --> 00:49:49,401 近来我们俩玩得多了 1035 00:49:50,142 --> 00:49:51,074 你们像插签一样 1036 00:49:51,177 --> 00:49:53,111 我们不是来求签的 1037 00:49:53,212 --> 00:49:54,110 全是这些货色 1038 00:49:54,213 --> 00:49:55,441 我一点兴趣也没有 1039 00:49:55,548 --> 00:49:57,743 我知道，我知道 1040 00:49:57,850 --> 00:49:59,818 你们统统都给我走开 1041 00:49:59,919 --> 00:50:01,682 真是的 1042 00:50:01,787 --> 00:50:02,515 两位大爷 1043 00:50:02,621 --> 00:50:05,749 我还有更好的姑娘介绍给你们 1044 00:50:10,763 --> 00:50:11,525 两位大爷 1045 00:50:11,630 --> 00:50:13,427 我再介绍两位最漂亮的给你们 1046 00:50:13,532 --> 00:50:14,089 不用介绍了 1047 00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:16,065 叫那两个来陪我们 1048 00:50:16,168 --> 00:50:16,964 真是不好意思 1049 00:50:17,069 --> 00:50:18,798 她们两个已经有人要了 1050 00:50:18,904 --> 00:50:20,963 你们还是找别人吧 1051 00:50:21,407 --> 00:50:22,738 定钱你先收着 1052 00:50:22,842 --> 00:50:24,275 我们就要那两个 1053 00:50:24,377 --> 00:50:25,571 好… 1054 00:50:25,678 --> 00:50:27,703 到贵宾厅，我们有得商量 1055 00:50:29,115 --> 00:50:34,883 你我二人一条心 1056 00:50:34,987 --> 00:50:40,857 约定我们去私奔 1057 00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:46,865 就在那三更时分 1058 00:50:46,966 --> 00:50:51,494 后花园内好相亲 1059 00:50:51,604 --> 00:50:53,572 不要唱，不要唱 1060 00:50:54,673 --> 00:50:56,004 怎么回事？ 1061 00:50:57,410 --> 00:50:59,435 两位公子，真是不好意思 1062 00:50:59,545 --> 00:51:02,036 这两位歌女要等着过场 1063 00:51:02,148 --> 00:51:03,513 这是怎么搞的？ 1064 00:51:03,616 --> 00:51:04,913 歌还没唱完就… 1065 00:51:05,017 --> 00:51:05,915 真是对不起 1066 00:51:06,018 --> 00:51:07,485 老板娘，喝茶吧 1067 00:51:08,187 --> 00:51:10,018 太好了，有商量… 1068 00:51:10,122 --> 00:51:11,214 两位，请 1069 00:51:12,725 --> 00:51:14,488 两位大爷，真是不好意思 1070 00:51:14,593 --> 00:51:17,061 对面的两位公子出了双倍的价钱 1071 00:51:17,163 --> 00:51:19,654 一定要刘姐跟粉红 1072 00:51:19,765 --> 00:51:21,630 算你们不走运了 1073 00:51:22,401 --> 00:51:25,199 大爷，您别烧，这是银票 1074 00:51:25,304 --> 00:51:26,532 别烧呀 1075 00:51:28,607 --> 00:51:31,599 我平时泡茶煮饭都拿它当柴火烧 1076 00:51:31,710 --> 00:51:32,301 知道吗？ 1077 00:51:32,411 --> 00:51:33,309 真的？ 1078 00:51:33,412 --> 00:51:35,175 不多抽点不够本呀 1079 00:51:35,281 --> 00:51:38,444 是…别生气，我去想办法 1080 00:51:40,586 --> 00:51:46,081 指天愿作比翼鸟 1081 00:51:46,192 --> 00:51:51,755 指地愿作连理枝 1082 00:51:51,864 --> 00:51:57,700 手儿指心心相印 1083 00:51:57,803 --> 00:52:04,072 长毋相忘有情人 1084 00:52:08,481 --> 00:52:13,384 上指天来下指地 1085 00:52:13,486 --> 00:52:18,583 天地万神不可欺 1086 00:52:18,691 --> 00:52:22,889 手儿指心心儿正 1087 00:52:22,995 --> 00:52:24,121 不许唱 1088 00:52:24,230 --> 00:52:25,720 老板娘，你… 1089 00:52:26,398 --> 00:52:28,229 两位少爷，真是对不起 1090 00:52:28,334 --> 00:52:30,461 对面两位大爷出了重金 1091 00:52:30,569 --> 00:52:33,834 指定非要她们俩过去不可 1092 00:52:35,141 --> 00:52:37,609 老板娘，今天晚上我把她们包了 1093 00:52:38,110 --> 00:52:39,236 不好了，不好了 1094 00:52:39,345 --> 00:52:40,710 两位大爷，真是对不起 1095 00:52:40,813 --> 00:52:41,939 对面那两位公子 1096 00:52:42,047 --> 00:52:43,514 已经把刘姐跟粉红 1097 00:52:43,616 --> 00:52:45,584 都给包起来了 1098 00:52:45,684 --> 00:52:46,309 我看这两个家伙 1099 00:52:46,418 --> 00:52:47,749 分明是跟咱们过不去 1100 00:52:47,853 --> 00:52:49,548 他们活得不耐烦了 1101 00:52:49,855 --> 00:52:51,516 这两个王八蛋何方神圣 1102 00:52:51,624 --> 00:52:52,613 这么大胆？ 1103 00:52:52,725 --> 00:52:54,090 老家伙，我们过去 1104 00:52:54,193 --> 00:52:54,591 好 1105 00:52:54,693 --> 00:52:55,853 他们在那边呢 1106 00:52:56,162 --> 00:52:56,924 在哪儿？ 1107 00:52:57,029 --> 00:52:59,395 在里边… 1108 00:53:00,299 --> 00:53:01,823 里边那两个王八蛋听着 1109 00:53:01,934 --> 00:53:04,334 是不是想跟大爷过不去？ 1110 00:53:04,436 --> 00:53:06,199 快点滚出来见我 1111 00:53:07,740 --> 00:53:10,538 天赐兄，这好像是纪叔叔的声音 1112 00:53:12,378 --> 00:53:14,141 他们没把你放在眼里 1113 00:53:14,246 --> 00:53:15,304 我是非进去不可啦？ 1114 00:53:15,414 --> 00:53:16,904 进去教训他们 1115 00:53:17,016 --> 00:53:17,880 好 1116 00:53:18,951 --> 00:53:21,977 魏大哥，这么冲动干嘛？ 1117 00:53:23,155 --> 00:53:27,819 真巧呀，干嘛？怎么啦？脚软？ 1118 00:53:27,927 --> 00:53:31,385 不是，你们慢慢玩，玩得开心点 1119 00:53:33,732 --> 00:53:34,596 来 1120 00:53:35,534 --> 00:53:36,933 教训得怎么样啦？ 1121 00:53:37,036 --> 00:53:38,867 老家伙，大人物 1122 00:53:38,971 --> 00:53:40,029 大人物 1123 00:53:40,406 --> 00:53:42,840 我惹不起他，要看你的本事了 1124 00:53:42,942 --> 00:53:45,502 惹不起，我看看他到底有多大 1125 00:53:53,085 --> 00:53:54,211 混小子 1126 00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:57,221 里边这两小伙子呢是一表人材 1127 00:53:57,323 --> 00:53:59,018 情深似海 1128 00:53:59,124 --> 00:54:01,285 我看咱们这么着好了 1129 00:54:01,393 --> 00:54:02,951 咱们也不欺负他们俩 1130 00:54:03,062 --> 00:54:03,994 就放他们俩一马 1131 00:54:04,096 --> 00:54:07,623 也别让老板娘难做，你看好不好？ 1132 00:54:07,733 --> 00:54:10,099 两位大爷真是通情达理 1133 00:54:10,202 --> 00:54:11,191 不过别失望 1134 00:54:11,303 --> 00:54:13,999 我们百花楼还有一个百花皇后 1135 00:54:14,106 --> 00:54:16,040 够劲也够豪放 1136 00:54:16,141 --> 00:54:18,109 不是逢客就接的 1137 00:54:18,210 --> 00:54:19,700 那还不快点带我们去 1138 00:54:19,812 --> 00:54:20,471 来… 1139 00:54:20,579 --> 00:54:21,841 那就快点… 1140 00:54:21,947 --> 00:54:27,249 指天愿作比翼鸟 1141 00:54:27,353 --> 00:54:32,950 指地愿作连理枝 1142 00:54:33,058 --> 00:54:39,429 手儿指心心相印 1143 00:54:39,732 --> 00:54:42,565 天赐兄，我有事要先走了 1144 00:54:49,642 --> 00:54:54,579 上指天来下指地 1145 00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:56,443 天地… 1146 00:54:57,850 --> 00:54:58,339 过来 1147 00:54:58,450 --> 00:54:59,610 来了 1148 00:55:00,085 --> 00:55:00,949 您好久没来了 1149 00:55:01,053 --> 00:55:03,180 是啊，小翠，好吗？ 1150 00:55:03,589 --> 00:55:05,648 大鸡三吃，红烧鲍翅 1151 00:55:05,758 --> 00:55:06,816 再来瓶高梁 1152 00:55:06,925 --> 00:55:08,017 等一等 1153 00:55:08,127 --> 00:55:09,355 张大叔，您别这样 1154 00:55:09,461 --> 00:55:10,587 怎么动手动脚的 1155 00:55:10,696 --> 00:55:13,529 你别走，小翠别走呀 1156 00:55:13,932 --> 00:55:16,492 张大叔，你以前的旧帐还没还 1157 00:55:16,602 --> 00:55:17,728 又想来白吃呀？ 1158 00:55:17,836 --> 00:55:19,701 先把旧的还清吧 1159 00:55:19,805 --> 00:55:21,102 我张大叔这个人 1160 00:55:21,206 --> 00:55:22,639 是从来也不欠帐的 1161 00:55:22,741 --> 00:55:23,503 我跟你说好了 1162 00:55:23,609 --> 00:55:25,201 不是两个月结帐的吗？ 1163 00:55:25,311 --> 00:55:28,041 是啊，你的帐单是写着两个月 1164 00:55:28,147 --> 00:55:30,479 可是现在已经到期了 1165 00:55:30,582 --> 00:55:32,311 老板娘，你就别啰嗦了 1166 00:55:32,418 --> 00:55:34,010 来…我带你看样东西 1167 00:55:34,119 --> 00:55:36,087 有什么好看的，我叫你还钱 1168 00:55:36,188 --> 00:55:39,817 你来你来，麻烦你抬头看看那儿 1169 00:55:40,859 --> 00:55:43,259 怎么样？有几个月亮？ 1170 00:55:43,362 --> 00:55:44,488 当然是一个 1171 00:55:44,596 --> 00:55:46,461 这就对了，我写得很清楚 1172 00:55:46,565 --> 00:55:47,896 我两个月才结帐的吗 1173 00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:48,989 现在才一个月亮 1174 00:55:49,101 --> 00:55:50,090 你简直是耍赖 1175 00:55:50,202 --> 00:55:51,635 天上怎么会有两个月亮？ 1176 00:55:51,737 --> 00:55:53,227 你们大家评评理 1177 00:55:53,339 --> 00:55:55,637 天上怎么会有两个月亮呢？ 1178 00:55:55,741 --> 00:55:57,800 一个月亮不就是一个月 1179 00:55:59,745 --> 00:56:01,144 你简直是蛮不讲理 1180 00:56:01,246 --> 00:56:04,079 天上怎么会有两个月亮呢？ 1181 00:56:04,183 --> 00:56:06,777 明明是不想还钱给我，想赖帐 1182 00:56:06,885 --> 00:56:08,477 去…不关你们的事 1183 00:56:08,587 --> 00:56:11,556 大家静一静，静一静 1184 00:56:11,657 --> 00:56:14,626 老板娘，你先别生气 1185 00:56:15,327 --> 00:56:16,316 这位大叔 1186 00:56:16,428 --> 00:56:18,259 你是不是一定要看到两个月亮 1187 00:56:18,364 --> 00:56:19,592 才肯还钱给老板娘？ 1188 00:56:19,698 --> 00:56:20,960 那当然啦 1189 00:56:21,066 --> 00:56:23,432 那好，小妹 1190 00:56:23,535 --> 00:56:25,765 麻烦你把那盆水拿过来摆在这儿 1191 00:56:25,871 --> 00:56:26,860 好的 1192 00:56:33,779 --> 00:56:36,213 大叔，天上是不是一个月？ 1193 00:56:36,315 --> 00:56:37,441 是呀 1194 00:56:37,549 --> 00:56:40,143 那么请你看看下面 1195 00:56:41,620 --> 00:56:42,678 也是一个月亮 1196 00:56:42,788 --> 00:56:43,379 好 1197 00:56:43,489 --> 00:56:45,719 那么上面一个月，下面一个月 1198 00:56:45,824 --> 00:56:46,916 不就两个月了吗？ 1199 00:56:47,025 --> 00:56:48,424 对了 1200 00:56:49,862 --> 00:56:51,090 还钱 1201 00:56:51,196 --> 00:56:54,290 还钱呀 1202 00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:55,332 我还… 1203 00:56:55,434 --> 00:56:57,368 王老弟真是聪明，佩服… 1204 00:56:57,469 --> 00:56:58,265 过奖了 1205 00:56:58,370 --> 00:57:00,338 上次在茶寮你替小弟解围 1206 00:57:00,439 --> 00:57:01,497 才真是机智过人 1207 00:57:01,607 --> 00:57:02,665 哪里… 1208 00:57:03,409 --> 00:57:04,205 明天见 1209 00:57:04,309 --> 00:57:05,105 明天见 1210 00:57:10,916 --> 00:57:12,406 老鼠… 1211 00:57:12,518 --> 00:57:13,450 这么大个人还怕老鼠？ 1212 00:57:13,552 --> 00:57:15,076 老鼠… 1213 00:57:22,528 --> 00:57:23,654 莫名其妙 1214 00:57:33,038 --> 00:57:34,027 纪大叔，魏大哥 1215 00:57:34,139 --> 00:57:35,197 你们干什么？ 1216 00:57:35,307 --> 00:57:35,898 练习… 1217 00:57:36,008 --> 00:57:36,702 扎马 1218 00:57:36,809 --> 00:57:38,299 扎马？ 1219 00:57:40,546 --> 00:57:42,275 我看你们有古怪 1220 00:57:43,182 --> 00:57:44,240 请用茶 1221 00:57:52,458 --> 00:57:54,892 怎么啦？腿怎么啦？ 1222 00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:57,419 这小子带我去百花楼 1223 00:57:57,529 --> 00:57:58,962 你怎么不说自己笨呢？ 1224 00:57:59,531 --> 00:58:00,054 什么笨呀？ 1225 00:58:00,165 --> 00:58:02,725 就算笨也没人叫你去呀 1226 00:58:03,302 --> 00:58:04,860 你们两个… 1227 00:58:04,970 --> 00:58:06,232 先不要吃东西 1228 00:58:06,338 --> 00:58:08,863 快去找个大夫看看再回来吃东西 1229 00:58:08,974 --> 00:58:11,499 去呀，快去 1230 00:58:59,625 --> 00:59:03,686 真面善，好像在哪儿见过 1231 00:59:06,899 --> 00:59:07,524 天赐兄 1232 00:59:07,633 --> 00:59:09,601 啊，对了，她像你 1233 00:59:09,701 --> 00:59:10,895 你说什么？ 1234 00:59:11,003 --> 00:59:12,300 刚才我看见一个女孩子 1235 00:59:12,404 --> 00:59:14,429 样子长得跟你一模一样 1236 00:59:16,174 --> 00:59:17,334 是真的吗？ 1237 00:59:19,945 --> 00:59:21,572 她长得真像你 1238 00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:23,477 你是不是有个妹妹？ 1239 00:59:24,516 --> 00:59:25,915 是呀 1240 00:59:27,019 --> 00:59:28,816 那她一定是来找你的 1241 00:59:28,921 --> 00:59:30,218 刚走了 1242 00:59:31,356 --> 00:59:32,550 难怪呢 1243 00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:36,554 你是不是喜欢她？ 1244 00:59:36,662 --> 00:59:39,096 对呀！你能不能介绍给我？ 1245 00:59:39,197 --> 00:59:42,462 那就要看你们两个有没有缘份 1246 01:01:40,686 --> 01:01:41,744 不要走 1247 01:01:43,121 --> 01:01:44,145 是你呀 1248 01:01:44,256 --> 01:01:44,847 康先生 1249 01:01:44,956 --> 01:01:47,516 你匆匆忙忙到哪里去呀？ 1250 01:01:47,626 --> 01:01:50,060 我想跟前面的人去看热闹 1251 01:01:50,162 --> 01:01:52,392 你今天的气色不宜独行 1252 01:01:52,497 --> 01:01:55,227 而且你命中注定只有人跟你 1253 01:01:55,333 --> 01:01:56,994 没有你跟人 1254 01:01:57,102 --> 01:01:58,797 你的意思是… 1255 01:01:58,904 --> 01:02:02,772 我的规矩再说下去就要收钱了 1256 01:02:20,325 --> 01:02:21,758 就是这儿 1257 01:02:34,439 --> 01:02:36,532 自己人呀，请 1258 01:02:46,518 --> 01:02:48,509 江苏的已经来了 1259 01:02:49,254 --> 01:02:52,280 广西的也到了，你是哪来的？ 1260 01:02:52,390 --> 01:02:53,379 我是北京来的 1261 01:02:53,492 --> 01:02:54,424 北京？ 1262 01:02:55,393 --> 01:02:56,291 我是跟他们一起的 1263 01:02:56,394 --> 01:02:57,827 宋仁，宋仁 1264 01:02:57,929 --> 01:03:00,454 北京朋友，你也接到请帖了 1265 01:03:00,565 --> 01:03:01,589 都是自己人 1266 01:03:01,700 --> 01:03:02,598 我们是一起的 1267 01:03:02,701 --> 01:03:03,963 请 1268 01:03:15,013 --> 01:03:17,447 朋友，帖子呢？ 1269 01:03:17,549 --> 01:03:19,107 在我北京朋友身上 1270 01:03:19,217 --> 01:03:20,377 朋友，对不起 1271 01:03:20,485 --> 01:03:22,919 我们是只认帖子不认人 1272 01:03:23,855 --> 01:03:26,187 玩猜拳呀，你们这一套我不会 1273 01:03:26,291 --> 01:03:27,815 玩我那一套，好不好？ 1274 01:03:27,926 --> 01:03:29,450 很简单的，你看着 1275 01:03:29,561 --> 01:03:30,755 螃蟹一样爪八个 1276 01:03:30,862 --> 01:03:32,386 两头尖尖这么大个 1277 01:03:32,497 --> 01:03:34,192 眼一紧呀，脖一缩 1278 01:03:34,299 --> 01:03:34,890 爬呀爬呀 1279 01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:36,228 开什么玩笑？ 1280 01:03:36,601 --> 01:03:37,590 你为什么那么凶呀？ 1281 01:03:37,702 --> 01:03:38,498 你还说 1282 01:03:38,603 --> 01:03:40,594 好久不见，好吗？ 1283 01:03:40,705 --> 01:03:42,036 又见面了 1284 01:03:42,140 --> 01:03:42,629 二叔 1285 01:03:42,741 --> 01:03:44,572 宋仁，怎么这么多人呀？ 1286 01:03:44,676 --> 01:03:45,768 干什么？ 1287 01:03:45,877 --> 01:03:47,242 是这样的 1288 01:03:47,345 --> 01:03:49,245 我们这里年年都有一次聚会 1289 01:03:49,347 --> 01:03:50,905 我老婆年年都来 1290 01:03:51,016 --> 01:03:52,984 陈总舵主今天有重要指示 1291 01:03:53,084 --> 01:03:53,982 什么重要指示？ 1292 01:03:54,085 --> 01:03:56,815 总舵主到 1293 01:04:01,960 --> 01:04:03,894 参见总舵主 1294 01:04:03,995 --> 01:04:05,587 好，大家请坐 1295 01:04:06,865 --> 01:04:09,732 老婆坐，坐… 1296 01:04:11,636 --> 01:04:14,366 媒人公，他就是我们天地会总舵主 1297 01:04:14,873 --> 01:04:15,862 天地会？ 1298 01:04:15,974 --> 01:04:18,499 各位弟兄，今天我召集大家 1299 01:04:18,610 --> 01:04:20,874 到这里来有点重要的事情 1300 01:04:21,213 --> 01:04:24,011 在座的都是坚毅的朋友 1301 01:04:24,115 --> 01:04:25,548 中华儿女 1302 01:04:31,489 --> 01:04:34,049 听着，当今暴清满奴 1303 01:04:34,159 --> 01:04:37,287 趁我内乱，窃我中华 1304 01:04:37,395 --> 01:04:39,260 扬州十日，嘉定三屠 1305 01:04:39,364 --> 01:04:40,831 人民惨遭劫难 1306 01:04:40,932 --> 01:04:42,092 我们应该真诚团结 1307 01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:45,897 确保炎黄土地，恢复大明江山 1308 01:04:46,004 --> 01:04:51,533 复兴中华民族，推翻满清… 1309 01:04:52,010 --> 01:04:52,738 不要这样激动 1310 01:04:52,844 --> 01:04:54,004 是呀，不要太激动 1311 01:04:54,112 --> 01:05:05,489 推翻满清… 1312 01:05:05,590 --> 01:05:06,750 好… 1313 01:05:09,027 --> 01:05:10,517 各位弟兄 1314 01:05:10,629 --> 01:05:13,189 大家有什么好的意见，请提出来 1315 01:05:13,298 --> 01:05:13,992 总舵主 1316 01:05:14,099 --> 01:05:15,930 汉奸尚可喜之子尚之信 1317 01:05:16,034 --> 01:05:17,831 他不满康熙对他的冷淡 1318 01:05:17,936 --> 01:05:18,732 心有不平 1319 01:05:18,837 --> 01:05:19,929 我们可以从中挑拨 1320 01:05:20,038 --> 01:05:21,938 让他和清廷反目 1321 01:05:22,040 --> 01:05:24,201 我们就可以坐收渔人之利了 1322 01:05:24,309 --> 01:05:25,367 好主意 1323 01:05:25,477 --> 01:05:27,468 总舵主，我有话说 1324 01:05:27,579 --> 01:05:29,206 蒲田少林寺僧人 1325 01:05:29,314 --> 01:05:31,976 个个武艺高强，大义凛然 1326 01:05:32,083 --> 01:05:33,846 以反清复明为己任 1327 01:05:33,952 --> 01:05:36,546 只要时机成熟，随时听命发动 1328 01:05:36,655 --> 01:05:39,453 好… 1329 01:05:41,860 --> 01:05:43,691 总舵主，康熙自从撤去了 1330 01:05:43,795 --> 01:05:45,558 尚可喜的统领之后 1331 01:05:45,664 --> 01:05:47,996 就令吴三桂和耿仲明大为不满 1332 01:05:48,099 --> 01:05:49,726 吴三桂并假呈自动撤职 1333 01:05:49,834 --> 01:05:50,801 来试探康熙 1334 01:05:50,902 --> 01:05:52,995 康熙头脑简单居然照准 1335 01:05:53,104 --> 01:05:54,935 还派钦差到昆明督促 1336 01:05:55,040 --> 01:05:56,667 吴三桂反而扣留了钦差 1337 01:05:56,775 --> 01:05:58,606 又杀云南巡抚朱国治 1338 01:05:58,710 --> 01:06:00,769 看来好戏在后头 1339 01:06:00,879 --> 01:06:04,178 好极了，这是天助我大明 1340 01:06:04,282 --> 01:06:06,546 我看满清的气数已尽 1341 01:06:06,651 --> 01:06:08,881 而且三藩造反 1342 01:06:08,987 --> 01:06:12,423 我看康熙这个狗皇帝寝食难安了 1343 01:06:12,691 --> 01:06:14,989 他是什么都不怕的 1344 01:06:15,093 --> 01:06:16,993 怎么，你连皇帝都认识呀？ 1345 01:06:17,095 --> 01:06:18,790 我今天需要一位 1346 01:06:18,897 --> 01:06:22,094 混入禁宫做卧底的战士 1347 01:06:22,200 --> 01:06:24,065 有哪位熟悉京城门路的 1348 01:06:24,169 --> 01:06:26,160 又肯担当这个重任的？ 1349 01:06:27,172 --> 01:06:29,470 北京人，那个地方你一定很熟 1350 01:06:29,574 --> 01:06:31,701 当然了，我时常出入的 1351 01:06:31,810 --> 01:06:34,438 媒人公，这是你立功的好机会 1352 01:06:34,913 --> 01:06:35,470 总舵主 1353 01:06:35,580 --> 01:06:37,138 这个媒人公做卧底最合适 1354 01:06:37,248 --> 01:06:38,408 给他一个机会吧 1355 01:06:38,516 --> 01:06:40,416 快点，过去呀 1356 01:06:40,919 --> 01:06:43,444 各位，大明气数已尽 1357 01:06:43,555 --> 01:06:45,420 既然天意属于满清 1358 01:06:45,523 --> 01:06:47,514 我们何必逆天意呢？ 1359 01:06:49,094 --> 01:06:51,426 老婆，媒人公讲错话了 1360 01:06:52,297 --> 01:06:54,322 其实，康熙这个皇帝也不错 1361 01:06:54,432 --> 01:06:57,162 他关心子民，视满汉为一家 1362 01:06:57,268 --> 01:06:59,498 够了…不要再说了 1363 01:06:59,938 --> 01:07:01,132 各位 1364 01:07:01,239 --> 01:07:02,638 现在我们这里已经有了一个 1365 01:07:02,741 --> 01:07:05,141 对方的卧底了 1366 01:07:07,679 --> 01:07:09,340 大家有事慢慢说 1367 01:07:10,548 --> 01:07:11,037 做了他 1368 01:07:11,149 --> 01:07:11,672 是 1369 01:07:11,783 --> 01:07:14,684 不好了，官兵来了 1370 01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:18,286 总舵主，现在怎么办？请指示 1371 01:07:18,390 --> 01:07:20,517 风声泄露了，我先走 1372 01:07:20,825 --> 01:07:22,622 大哥都走了，我们还不走 1373 01:07:35,974 --> 01:07:37,942 天赐兄… 1374 01:07:39,077 --> 01:07:40,635 王老弟，你怎么会在这儿？ 1375 01:07:40,745 --> 01:07:42,610 我跟着你来凑热闹 1376 01:07:42,714 --> 01:07:43,976 那刚才叫官兵的…？ 1377 01:07:44,082 --> 01:07:45,481 也是我 1378 01:07:45,583 --> 01:07:46,914 是你救了我？ 1379 01:07:47,018 --> 01:07:48,451 答对了 1380 01:07:54,526 --> 01:07:56,255 刚才多亏你 1381 01:07:56,361 --> 01:07:57,123 别客气 1382 01:07:57,228 --> 01:07:57,956 这么危险 1383 01:07:58,063 --> 01:07:58,995 回来了 1384 01:07:59,097 --> 01:08:01,065 少爷，你上哪儿去了？ 1385 01:08:01,166 --> 01:08:02,428 我们等了你一夜 1386 01:08:02,534 --> 01:08:03,660 天赐兄他… 1387 01:08:03,768 --> 01:08:05,065 我们在外面玩 1388 01:08:05,170 --> 01:08:05,966 吃饭了没有？ 1389 01:08:06,071 --> 01:08:06,537 没有 1390 01:08:06,638 --> 01:08:07,605 我们也没吃呢 1391 01:08:07,705 --> 01:08:09,002 先吃饭再说吧 1392 01:08:17,482 --> 01:08:18,676 对不起，这儿有人了 1393 01:08:18,783 --> 01:08:19,772 少爷，那边有位子 1394 01:08:28,560 --> 01:08:30,084 客倌，有空再来 1395 01:08:31,996 --> 01:08:33,361 你别想吃了 1396 01:08:38,703 --> 01:08:41,365 少爷，老板娘叫我们别想吃了 1397 01:08:42,173 --> 01:08:43,731 那我们上楼去吧 1398 01:08:43,842 --> 01:08:44,774 上楼去 1399 01:08:52,383 --> 01:08:52,849 老板娘 1400 01:08:52,951 --> 01:08:54,543 要不要叫他们收拾包袱走呀？ 1401 01:08:54,652 --> 01:08:55,311 不用了 1402 01:08:55,420 --> 01:08:57,149 这么对他们，不叫他们走 1403 01:08:57,255 --> 01:08:58,586 他们也会走的 1404 01:08:58,690 --> 01:09:00,658 什么，老板娘是天地会的人？ 1405 01:09:00,758 --> 01:09:02,123 那就是乱党 1406 01:09:02,227 --> 01:09:04,024 天赐兄，要不要报官？ 1407 01:09:04,129 --> 01:09:06,029 不用，他们只是乌合之众 1408 01:09:06,131 --> 01:09:07,223 不足为患 1409 01:09:07,332 --> 01:09:09,493 将来朝廷自然会剿灭他们 1410 01:09:33,391 --> 01:09:35,985 大叔，今天要唱戏呀？ 1411 01:09:36,094 --> 01:09:37,391 不是的 1412 01:09:37,495 --> 01:09:38,553 她为什么全副武装 1413 01:09:38,663 --> 01:09:40,654 好像唱戏一样？ 1414 01:09:40,765 --> 01:09:42,096 你一定是外地来的吧？ 1415 01:09:42,200 --> 01:09:43,792 她是总兵大人的千金 1416 01:09:43,902 --> 01:09:46,666 每年的今天都要来上香的 1417 01:09:57,148 --> 01:09:58,080 拿香来 1418 01:10:19,137 --> 01:10:21,537 菩萨，你认得我吗？ 1419 01:10:21,639 --> 01:10:23,664 年年的今天我都来上香的 1420 01:10:23,775 --> 01:10:26,403 菩萨，你不认识我 1421 01:10:26,511 --> 01:10:27,569 我是第一次来 1422 01:10:27,679 --> 01:10:30,512 去年那支姻缘签又不灵了 1423 01:10:30,615 --> 01:10:31,377 一直到现在 1424 01:10:31,482 --> 01:10:33,074 我都没有找到心上人 1425 01:10:33,184 --> 01:10:34,378 我可不同了 1426 01:10:34,485 --> 01:10:36,749 我已经找到心上人了 1427 01:10:40,458 --> 01:10:42,585 菩萨，我也找到了 1428 01:10:42,894 --> 01:10:46,386 但是我还没有表明我的心意 1429 01:10:46,497 --> 01:10:49,625 不知道这段姻缘是否能够成功 1430 01:10:49,734 --> 01:10:52,202 还请菩萨指示 1431 01:10:52,303 --> 01:10:54,669 对了，我也还没有跟他讲 1432 01:10:54,772 --> 01:10:56,603 不过我知道他一定没有问题 1433 01:10:56,708 --> 01:10:58,835 菩萨，你说对不对？ 1434 01:11:09,854 --> 01:11:10,821 你干什么？ 1435 01:11:10,922 --> 01:11:12,287 不用拿了 1436 01:11:12,390 --> 01:11:16,019 大家求的都是九十九签 1437 01:11:16,127 --> 01:11:19,028 这枝签是天赐良缘 1438 01:11:19,130 --> 01:11:21,997 自古良缘宿命中 1439 01:11:22,100 --> 01:11:24,694 姻在喜相逢 1440 01:11:24,802 --> 01:11:25,734 你到底放不放？ 1441 01:11:25,837 --> 01:11:27,202 不放 1442 01:11:30,208 --> 01:11:31,539 你在说什么？ 1443 01:11:31,643 --> 01:11:33,804 我的心上人又不是你 1444 01:11:33,911 --> 01:11:36,709 但是我的心上人是你 1445 01:11:37,148 --> 01:11:38,547 不准笑 1446 01:11:40,551 --> 01:11:43,918 我们这段姻缘是上天注定的 1447 01:11:44,022 --> 01:11:45,319 来… 1448 01:11:45,990 --> 01:11:48,857 多谢菩萨把这个年轻人赐给我 1449 01:11:48,960 --> 01:11:51,861 我们两个人是天生一对 1450 01:11:51,963 --> 01:11:53,760 你发什么神经病呀？ 1451 01:11:53,865 --> 01:11:56,857 你别走，来呀 1452 01:11:56,968 --> 01:11:59,232 你是我的白马王子 1453 01:11:59,337 --> 01:12:00,929 你快跟我回去成亲 1454 01:12:01,039 --> 01:12:02,336 我包你有好处的 1455 01:12:02,440 --> 01:12:03,099 你发神经 1456 01:12:03,207 --> 01:12:04,003 来呀 1457 01:12:04,909 --> 01:12:05,933 对不起 1458 01:12:06,577 --> 01:12:09,273 看你能跑到哪儿去，捉住他 1459 01:12:14,819 --> 01:12:18,414 小哥哥，乖乖的回去跟我成亲吧 1460 01:12:18,523 --> 01:12:20,957 要不然我来硬的了 1461 01:12:21,259 --> 01:12:23,022 你们有没有王法？ 1462 01:12:23,961 --> 01:12:26,691 王法？我就是王法 1463 01:12:26,798 --> 01:12:27,730 上 1464 01:12:27,832 --> 01:12:28,594 住手 1465 01:12:28,700 --> 01:12:30,327 放开我 1466 01:12:32,870 --> 01:12:34,337 纪叔叔，快来救我 1467 01:12:34,439 --> 01:12:35,633 王老弟，什么事？ 1468 01:12:35,740 --> 01:12:37,230 这个蛮不讲理的女人 1469 01:12:37,342 --> 01:12:39,572 硬要拉我回去成亲 1470 01:12:39,877 --> 01:12:43,779 我问你，光天化日之下强抢良民 1471 01:12:43,881 --> 01:12:44,540 你是谁呀？ 1472 01:12:44,649 --> 01:12:46,241 你管我是谁呀 1473 01:12:46,351 --> 01:12:48,649 老家伙，我问你 1474 01:12:48,753 --> 01:12:51,688 你跟这个年轻人有什么关系？ 1475 01:12:52,123 --> 01:12:53,681 你要知道呀，可以 1476 01:12:53,791 --> 01:12:56,555 王老弟，把我们的关系告诉她 1477 01:12:56,661 --> 01:12:58,424 我们是朋友 1478 01:12:58,863 --> 01:13:00,854 我还以为你是他爸爸呢 1479 01:13:00,965 --> 01:13:02,227 现在我告诉你 1480 01:13:02,333 --> 01:13:03,994 他已经是我未婚夫了 1481 01:13:04,102 --> 01:13:04,693 带走 1482 01:13:04,802 --> 01:13:05,427 慢着 1483 01:13:05,536 --> 01:13:07,094 小姐，你看你长得这么漂亮 1484 01:13:07,205 --> 01:13:08,695 还怕找不到丈夫吗？ 1485 01:13:08,806 --> 01:13:10,637 你何必要抢呢？ 1486 01:13:10,908 --> 01:13:12,170 如果容易找的话 1487 01:13:12,276 --> 01:13:12,867 我就用不着 1488 01:13:12,977 --> 01:13:15,468 每年今天来这里求姻缘签了 1489 01:13:15,580 --> 01:13:16,979 今天可给我捉到了 1490 01:13:17,081 --> 01:13:18,878 说什么我也不会放手的 1491 01:13:18,983 --> 01:13:19,972 那你等一等 1492 01:13:20,084 --> 01:13:21,210 王老弟，你听见啦 1493 01:13:21,319 --> 01:13:23,082 她说无论如何要嫁给你 1494 01:13:23,187 --> 01:13:25,121 我呀死也不要她 1495 01:13:25,223 --> 01:13:27,157 你不要她？好 1496 01:13:27,692 --> 01:13:28,590 算我倒霉 1497 01:13:28,693 --> 01:13:31,127 明年你也不用再来了，我顶替他 1498 01:13:31,229 --> 01:13:32,355 你呀？ 1499 01:13:33,464 --> 01:13:34,931 你撒泡尿照照看 1500 01:13:35,032 --> 01:13:36,192 撒泡尿？ 1501 01:13:36,534 --> 01:13:37,523 纪叔叔 1502 01:13:38,202 --> 01:13:40,466 还有两下子，来 1503 01:13:40,571 --> 01:13:42,163 看你行还是我行 1504 01:13:49,981 --> 01:13:50,675 好厉害 1505 01:13:50,782 --> 01:13:52,409 怎么样，还没死呀？ 1506 01:13:52,517 --> 01:13:54,985 我死了你就要守寡了 1507 01:14:01,559 --> 01:14:02,787 纪叔叔 1508 01:14:02,894 --> 01:14:04,384 手下留情 1509 01:14:05,129 --> 01:14:07,495 现在哪个行，哪个不行呀？ 1510 01:14:07,598 --> 01:14:08,758 有种你别走 1511 01:14:08,866 --> 01:14:10,128 王老弟，你不要怕 1512 01:14:10,234 --> 01:14:12,134 我马上去请救兵 1513 01:14:14,672 --> 01:14:15,764 打道回府 1514 01:14:15,873 --> 01:14:16,771 是 1515 01:14:18,543 --> 01:14:19,134 老家伙，有事吗？ 1516 01:14:19,243 --> 01:14:20,733 大事不好了 1517 01:14:21,779 --> 01:14:22,746 少爷 1518 01:14:23,781 --> 01:14:24,645 什么事这么慌张？ 1519 01:14:24,749 --> 01:14:28,708 少爷，那个王瑶给人抢… 1520 01:14:28,820 --> 01:14:30,754 又给人抢钱了？ 1521 01:14:30,855 --> 01:14:31,617 不是呀 1522 01:14:31,722 --> 01:14:34,156 他被一个女霸王抢去做丈夫 1523 01:14:34,258 --> 01:14:35,816 那个女霸王一定长得很难看 1524 01:14:35,927 --> 01:14:37,485 要不然也不会乱抢丈夫 1525 01:14:37,595 --> 01:14:39,460 绝对不是，她长得很漂亮 1526 01:14:39,564 --> 01:14:41,088 不知道她还抢不抢 1527 01:14:41,199 --> 01:14:43,167 最多我去让她抢算了 1528 01:14:43,267 --> 01:14:45,827 连我都不够格，别说你了 1529 01:14:46,204 --> 01:14:47,068 少说废话 1530 01:14:47,171 --> 01:14:48,297 那个女霸王什么来头？ 1531 01:14:48,406 --> 01:14:50,772 她是前镇远将军多铎无良的女儿 1532 01:14:50,875 --> 01:14:52,433 多铎明珠 1533 01:14:55,680 --> 01:14:59,480 你真是貌比潘安 1534 01:14:59,584 --> 01:15:02,018 请公子笑纳 1535 01:15:03,387 --> 01:15:05,480 相公，请赏脸接受我的花 1536 01:15:05,590 --> 01:15:07,455 就像接受小妹的爱一样 1537 01:15:07,558 --> 01:15:08,684 你瞎了眼啦？ 1538 01:15:08,793 --> 01:15:10,351 没看到我被你们绑住？ 1539 01:15:10,461 --> 01:15:12,019 先把我解开再说 1540 01:15:13,264 --> 01:15:15,698 我可不想放了你，又要再去抓你 1541 01:15:15,800 --> 01:15:17,995 那多麻烦呀 1542 01:15:18,102 --> 01:15:20,195 我看这样吧，干脆一点 1543 01:15:21,138 --> 01:15:22,230 我把花插在这里 1544 01:15:22,340 --> 01:15:24,205 就当你接受了我的爱 1545 01:15:24,308 --> 01:15:27,175 小姐，你抓我回来有什么用？ 1546 01:15:27,278 --> 01:15:29,439 我又不能接受你的爱情 1547 01:15:29,547 --> 01:15:31,811 你要有信心 1548 01:15:31,916 --> 01:15:35,682 爱情这东西是慢慢培养出来的 1549 01:15:35,786 --> 01:15:37,253 我根本不可以爱你 1550 01:15:37,355 --> 01:15:38,549 我爱你就行 1551 01:15:38,656 --> 01:15:40,317 我又不能跟你生儿育女 1552 01:15:40,424 --> 01:15:42,255 我们将来可以收养一个 1553 01:15:42,360 --> 01:15:43,987 我不是男人，我… 1554 01:15:44,095 --> 01:15:45,460 不用自卑 1555 01:15:45,563 --> 01:15:48,464 人是没有十全十美的 1556 01:15:48,566 --> 01:15:49,555 我真是服了你了 1557 01:15:49,667 --> 01:15:51,601 好了，好了，我答应你就是了 1558 01:15:51,702 --> 01:15:53,795 但是你先把绳子给我解开再说 1559 01:15:53,905 --> 01:15:54,872 你早一点答应 1560 01:15:54,972 --> 01:15:56,769 不就省了好多话 1561 01:15:56,874 --> 01:15:58,307 秋香 1562 01:15:58,743 --> 01:15:59,903 什么事，小姐？ 1563 01:16:00,011 --> 01:16:00,773 解开他 1564 01:16:00,878 --> 01:16:01,902 好 1565 01:16:10,488 --> 01:16:11,682 过来 1566 01:16:13,724 --> 01:16:14,656 什么事？ 1567 01:16:14,759 --> 01:16:17,853 小姐，你知不知道听我的话以后 1568 01:16:17,962 --> 01:16:20,021 会有什么后果？ 1569 01:16:20,131 --> 01:16:21,962 不知道 1570 01:16:29,140 --> 01:16:29,970 别动 1571 01:16:30,074 --> 01:16:30,631 刀下留情 1572 01:16:30,741 --> 01:16:31,298 不能杀他 1573 01:16:31,409 --> 01:16:32,034 是 1574 01:16:32,143 --> 01:16:33,770 你听到了没有？ 1575 01:16:35,146 --> 01:16:35,771 你干什么？ 1576 01:16:35,880 --> 01:16:38,872 我警告你，你走我就毁你的容 1577 01:16:38,983 --> 01:16:40,575 不要… 1578 01:16:40,685 --> 01:16:43,745 怕了，怕你就不要走 1579 01:16:43,854 --> 01:16:45,822 是的，小姐 1580 01:16:46,090 --> 01:16:47,352 别让他跑了 1581 01:16:49,727 --> 01:16:50,887 住手 1582 01:16:52,363 --> 01:16:53,455 退下 1583 01:16:57,234 --> 01:16:59,134 这里四周围都有人把守 1584 01:16:59,236 --> 01:17:01,101 你不可能跑得了 1585 01:17:01,205 --> 01:17:02,934 除非你能飞上天 1586 01:17:07,612 --> 01:17:08,704 拿绳子来 1587 01:17:10,615 --> 01:17:11,809 再见 1588 01:17:16,754 --> 01:17:18,187 什么事这么吵？ 1589 01:17:19,957 --> 01:17:21,254 男女受授不亲 1590 01:17:21,359 --> 01:17:23,054 女儿，身为总兵的千金 1591 01:17:23,160 --> 01:17:25,822 你怎么可以抱着个书生呢？ 1592 01:17:26,464 --> 01:17:27,931 老伯，你来得正好 1593 01:17:28,032 --> 01:17:29,056 她硬把我抢了回来 1594 01:17:29,166 --> 01:17:31,464 你快点叫她放手 1595 01:17:31,569 --> 01:17:33,093 女儿，你就放手啦 1596 01:17:33,204 --> 01:17:34,466 我就放了他 1597 01:17:34,572 --> 01:17:36,369 不能放，放了我就掉下去了 1598 01:17:36,474 --> 01:17:39,671 好了…他说不放就不放 1599 01:17:39,777 --> 01:17:41,768 来人，快把他给扶起来 1600 01:17:41,879 --> 01:17:42,811 是 1601 01:17:49,553 --> 01:17:51,111 爹 1602 01:17:51,222 --> 01:17:52,484 怎么？ 1603 01:17:52,590 --> 01:17:55,218 人家喜欢他嘛 1604 01:17:58,663 --> 01:18:02,861 老夫早就知道你的心事了 1605 01:18:03,734 --> 01:18:06,567 年轻人，你有福了 1606 01:18:06,671 --> 01:18:09,970 是你女儿把我双手绑来的 1607 01:18:10,074 --> 01:18:11,564 你要是把我放了 1608 01:18:11,676 --> 01:18:13,576 我才真的有福了 1609 01:18:14,145 --> 01:18:16,306 乖女儿，你不应该这样做？ 1610 01:18:16,414 --> 01:18:18,041 对，老伯说得对 1611 01:18:18,149 --> 01:18:20,083 你是不应该这样做的 1612 01:18:20,184 --> 01:18:23,642 女儿，你为什么要绑他的双手呢？ 1613 01:18:23,754 --> 01:18:25,745 那你要我怎么办嘛？ 1614 01:18:25,856 --> 01:18:27,517 你应该绑着他的双脚 1615 01:18:27,625 --> 01:18:28,523 他就跑不了 1616 01:18:28,626 --> 01:18:29,524 对呀 1617 01:18:29,627 --> 01:18:30,286 傻孩子 1618 01:18:30,394 --> 01:18:31,418 老爷 1619 01:18:33,030 --> 01:18:34,657 外面有圣旨到 1620 01:18:34,765 --> 01:18:37,529 圣旨？先王在世的时候 1621 01:18:37,635 --> 01:18:39,500 老夫已经告老还乡了 1622 01:18:39,603 --> 01:18:41,298 怎么还会有圣旨呢？ 1623 01:18:41,806 --> 01:18:44,468 奉天承运，皇帝诏曰 1624 01:18:44,575 --> 01:18:46,907 前镇远大将军多铎无良 1625 01:18:47,011 --> 01:18:48,535 解甲归田多年 1626 01:18:48,646 --> 01:18:51,171 自恃官职，横行乡里 1627 01:18:51,282 --> 01:18:55,878 藐视王法，纵容女儿强抢良民王瑶 1628 01:18:55,986 --> 01:18:57,214 擅自囚禁 1629 01:18:57,321 --> 01:19:00,848 今特令龙图阁大学士纪晓东 1630 01:19:00,958 --> 01:19:03,791 前来查办，圣旨一到 1631 01:19:03,894 --> 01:19:06,658 立刻放人，勿违朕意 1632 01:19:06,764 --> 01:19:09,164 钦此，谢恩 1633 01:19:09,266 --> 01:19:10,528 万岁 1634 01:19:10,868 --> 01:19:12,096 接旨 1635 01:19:15,539 --> 01:19:18,508 纪晓东，圣旨已经读过了 1636 01:19:18,609 --> 01:19:20,099 你可以走了 1637 01:19:20,211 --> 01:19:22,702 我走？不过人呢？ 1638 01:19:22,813 --> 01:19:25,839 爹，我想你不拿给他看一看 1639 01:19:25,950 --> 01:19:27,941 他是不肯走的 1640 01:19:28,352 --> 01:19:29,444 对 1641 01:19:29,553 --> 01:19:32,351 纪晓东，你先在这儿等一会儿 1642 01:19:32,456 --> 01:19:34,253 有东西给你看 1643 01:19:34,358 --> 01:19:36,383 好，我就等你 1644 01:19:41,265 --> 01:19:42,596 有茶招呼吗？ 1645 01:19:55,713 --> 01:19:57,738 怎么，要唱台大戏呀？ 1646 01:19:58,816 --> 01:19:59,783 拿来 1647 01:20:05,189 --> 01:20:09,216 纪晓东，先皇御赐金书铁剑在此 1648 01:20:09,326 --> 01:20:10,953 你还不下跪？ 1649 01:20:13,097 --> 01:20:15,622 天佑大清，入主中原 1650 01:20:15,733 --> 01:20:18,497 上应天运，下顺民意 1651 01:20:18,602 --> 01:20:21,264 多铎曾为朝廷南征北战 1652 01:20:21,372 --> 01:20:22,839 劳苦功高 1653 01:20:22,940 --> 01:20:25,602 特御赐金书以示表扬 1654 01:20:25,709 --> 01:20:28,234 金书所至如朕亲临 1655 01:20:28,345 --> 01:20:29,937 那就是奈你不何？ 1656 01:20:30,047 --> 01:20:31,241 不错 1657 01:20:31,348 --> 01:20:34,146 面前金书写得很清楚 1658 01:20:34,251 --> 01:20:36,685 见天不诛，见地不灭 1659 01:20:36,787 --> 01:20:39,415 五行不侵，五刑不加 1660 01:20:39,523 --> 01:20:43,186 子孙万代，同受庇荫 1661 01:20:43,294 --> 01:20:44,659 那么当今皇上的圣旨 1662 01:20:44,762 --> 01:20:45,956 也没有得商量吗？ 1663 01:20:46,063 --> 01:20:46,825 有 1664 01:20:46,931 --> 01:20:48,865 除非皇上顶替那个年轻人 1665 01:20:48,966 --> 01:20:50,058 做我丈夫 1666 01:20:50,167 --> 01:20:53,136 放屁，竟然要朕去顶替他 1667 01:20:53,237 --> 01:20:54,704 这都是先皇的好关照 1668 01:20:54,805 --> 01:20:57,273 金书上面是写得清清楚楚 1669 01:20:57,374 --> 01:20:59,205 见天不诛，着地不灭 1670 01:20:59,310 --> 01:21:00,971 五刑不加，五行不侵 1671 01:21:01,078 --> 01:21:02,170 那要动他岂不是很难？ 1672 01:21:02,279 --> 01:21:03,746 那就当然啦 1673 01:21:12,256 --> 01:21:13,280 有办法 1674 01:21:16,193 --> 01:21:18,286 多铎无良叩见皇上 1675 01:21:18,395 --> 01:21:20,454 多铎明珠叩见皇上 1676 01:21:20,564 --> 01:21:21,360 多铎无良 1677 01:21:21,465 --> 01:21:23,558 你违抗朕意，该当何罪？ 1678 01:21:23,667 --> 01:21:26,465 多铎有幸，先皇御赐金书庇荫 1679 01:21:26,570 --> 01:21:28,094 有罪也应该赦免 1680 01:21:28,205 --> 01:21:29,194 放肆 1681 01:21:29,306 --> 01:21:30,170 多铎无良 1682 01:21:30,274 --> 01:21:31,536 你不要以为有金书在手 1683 01:21:31,642 --> 01:21:32,939 就可以妄作非为 1684 01:21:33,043 --> 01:21:34,601 你现在顶撞皇上，一样有罪 1685 01:21:34,712 --> 01:21:36,737 金书上面清清楚楚刻的 1686 01:21:36,847 --> 01:21:39,179 见天不诛，着地不灭 1687 01:21:39,283 --> 01:21:41,877 五行不侵，五刑不加 1688 01:21:41,986 --> 01:21:42,884 动手 1689 01:21:48,359 --> 01:21:50,088 爹，遮天了 1690 01:22:01,772 --> 01:22:02,431 继续封顶 1691 01:22:02,539 --> 01:22:03,563 是 1692 01:22:28,132 --> 01:22:29,360 老家伙 1693 01:22:37,441 --> 01:22:38,567 爹 1694 01:22:39,910 --> 01:22:40,934 多铎无良 1695 01:22:41,045 --> 01:22:43,070 现在你上不见天，下不着地 1696 01:22:43,180 --> 01:22:45,171 先皇金书所讲已经失效 1697 01:22:45,282 --> 01:22:46,214 你服了吗？ 1698 01:22:46,317 --> 01:22:48,547 皇上的急智，奴才实在佩服 1699 01:22:48,652 --> 01:22:50,085 求皇上开恩 1700 01:22:50,187 --> 01:22:52,621 求皇上开恩，放过我爹 1701 01:22:52,723 --> 01:22:53,781 快放王瑶出来 1702 01:22:53,891 --> 01:22:55,085 奴才遵命 1703 01:22:59,096 --> 01:23:00,290 放他下来 1704 01:23:02,099 --> 01:23:03,623 奴才叩见皇上 1705 01:23:03,734 --> 01:23:04,666 多铎无良 1706 01:23:04,768 --> 01:23:07,737 先皇御赐的这本金书朕暂时收回 1707 01:23:07,838 --> 01:23:09,396 以后你要好自为之 1708 01:23:09,506 --> 01:23:10,803 奴才知道 1709 01:23:16,413 --> 01:23:18,813 天赐兄，原来是你们来救我的 1710 01:23:18,916 --> 01:23:20,577 王瑶，还不给皇上请安 1711 01:23:20,684 --> 01:23:21,548 皇上？ 1712 01:23:21,652 --> 01:23:24,348 快跪下，我们少爷是当今的天子 1713 01:23:24,455 --> 01:23:26,150 知道吗？ 1714 01:23:29,059 --> 01:23:30,219 叩见皇上 1715 01:23:30,794 --> 01:23:33,319 王瑶，你不用多礼，起来吧 1716 01:23:33,430 --> 01:23:34,692 谢皇上 1717 01:23:37,568 --> 01:23:39,331 奴才启禀皇上 1718 01:23:39,436 --> 01:23:40,960 请赐明珠一死 1719 01:23:41,071 --> 01:23:41,901 为什么？ 1720 01:23:42,006 --> 01:23:44,304 我这么辛苦才找到一个对象 1721 01:23:44,408 --> 01:23:45,568 现在也没了 1722 01:23:45,676 --> 01:23:48,702 我生无可恋，唯有一死了之 1723 01:23:49,079 --> 01:23:51,513 明珠小姐，你这又何必呢 1724 01:23:51,615 --> 01:23:55,278 你找错对象了，我呀是女的 1725 01:24:05,796 --> 01:24:08,390 你看，我没有喉结 1726 01:24:08,499 --> 01:24:09,796 我还有耳环洞 1727 01:24:13,470 --> 01:24:14,266 明珠小姐 1728 01:24:14,371 --> 01:24:15,702 原来她也是女人 1729 01:24:15,806 --> 01:24:17,603 你又何必为她牺牲呢？ 1730 01:24:17,708 --> 01:24:19,175 那我更加要死了 1731 01:24:19,276 --> 01:24:20,573 我有眼无珠 1732 01:24:20,677 --> 01:24:22,338 爱上了个人妖 1733 01:24:22,446 --> 01:24:23,572 你不要哭了 1734 01:24:23,680 --> 01:24:25,443 以你这样的美貌和智慧 1735 01:24:25,549 --> 01:24:27,210 不怕找不到丈夫 1736 01:24:27,317 --> 01:24:29,080 又何必这么悲观呢？ 1737 01:24:29,686 --> 01:24:31,847 你看我们这个魏大侠 1738 01:24:31,955 --> 01:24:34,480 连心里面的话都告诉给你了 1739 01:24:34,591 --> 01:24:36,183 你也应该明白了 1740 01:24:36,293 --> 01:24:36,987 你看看他 1741 01:24:37,094 --> 01:24:38,186 一表人材，英俊潇洒 1742 01:24:38,295 --> 01:24:38,954 喂… 1743 01:24:39,063 --> 01:24:40,223 他呀？ 1744 01:24:41,031 --> 01:24:42,931 他真的那么欣赏我？ 1745 01:24:43,567 --> 01:24:45,159 老家伙，你别开玩笑了 1746 01:24:45,269 --> 01:24:47,032 你都没有问过我同不同意 1747 01:24:47,137 --> 01:24:48,968 你心里怎么想的我还不知道？ 1748 01:24:49,740 --> 01:24:54,541 爹呀，这个魏大侠你看怎么样嘛？ 1749 01:24:54,878 --> 01:24:55,845 算啦，算啦 1750 01:24:56,180 --> 01:24:58,910 皇上，您也不想赐这个女子一死 1751 01:24:59,016 --> 01:25:00,449 不如就圣旨为媒 1752 01:25:00,551 --> 01:25:02,746 撮合了他们两个人这段好姻缘 1753 01:25:02,853 --> 01:25:04,753 好，多铎无良 1754 01:25:04,855 --> 01:25:06,584 奴才在 1755 01:25:06,690 --> 01:25:07,816 朕做这个媒 1756 01:25:07,925 --> 01:25:10,723 把你的女儿嫁给魏小宝为妻 1757 01:25:13,263 --> 01:25:14,787 开玩笑 1758 01:25:14,898 --> 01:25:16,058 谢皇上 1759 01:25:22,206 --> 01:25:24,538 皇上，您可千万不能心急 1760 01:25:24,641 --> 01:25:26,108 皇上乃人中人 1761 01:25:26,210 --> 01:25:27,677 王瑶好比玉中玉 1762 01:25:27,778 --> 01:25:30,178 很般配，又难得 1763 01:25:30,280 --> 01:25:31,508 可千万不能硬来 1764 01:25:31,615 --> 01:25:33,606 沉住了气，慢慢来 1765 01:25:40,324 --> 01:25:41,689 你拿着包袱干什么？ 1766 01:25:41,792 --> 01:25:43,419 王瑶，你要走呀？ 1767 01:25:43,527 --> 01:25:45,654 是的，皇上 1768 01:25:46,029 --> 01:25:48,623 我刚接到家书，有要紧的事 1769 01:25:48,732 --> 01:25:50,666 所以赶着回去 1770 01:25:57,541 --> 01:25:58,530 什么时候再见？ 1771 01:25:58,642 --> 01:26:00,473 皇上，皇上救命呀 1772 01:26:00,577 --> 01:26:01,544 是混小子的声音 1773 01:26:01,645 --> 01:26:05,376 皇上，救命… 1774 01:26:05,482 --> 01:26:07,245 你别过来，再过来跟你拼命 1775 01:26:07,351 --> 01:26:08,545 快跟我回去 1776 01:26:08,652 --> 01:26:11,246 皇上，皇上，皇上，救命呀 1777 01:26:11,355 --> 01:26:13,482 皇上，解铃还须结铃人呀 1778 01:26:13,590 --> 01:26:14,056 我们下去 1779 01:26:14,158 --> 01:26:15,182 好 1780 01:26:16,927 --> 01:26:18,087 让一让… 1781 01:26:18,195 --> 01:26:19,628 什么事呀，这么吵？ 1782 01:26:20,364 --> 01:26:21,991 奴才叩见皇上 1783 01:26:22,099 --> 01:26:23,657 当今的皇上，快下跪 1784 01:26:23,767 --> 01:26:26,099 叩见皇上 1785 01:26:26,203 --> 01:26:28,296 一点记性都没有，又叫我皇上 1786 01:26:28,405 --> 01:26:29,394 明知故犯 1787 01:26:29,506 --> 01:26:31,667 请皇上恕罪，我实在没办法 1788 01:26:31,775 --> 01:26:32,799 这女霸王我吃不消 1789 01:26:32,910 --> 01:26:34,775 刚洞房就把我打成这样了 1790 01:26:35,212 --> 01:26:36,679 女霸王，你也是的 1791 01:26:36,780 --> 01:26:37,872 怎么单打一呢？ 1792 01:26:37,981 --> 01:26:39,972 要打就打他一顿嘛 1793 01:26:40,083 --> 01:26:41,050 谁叫他还手的 1794 01:26:41,151 --> 01:26:43,119 骗了我终身幸福就想走 1795 01:26:43,220 --> 01:26:44,551 我怎么能放过他？ 1796 01:26:44,655 --> 01:26:46,555 你们的婚事是朕作的主 1797 01:26:46,657 --> 01:26:48,318 我也不想你们成为怨偶 1798 01:26:48,425 --> 01:26:50,222 你们是不是想取消婚约？ 1799 01:26:50,327 --> 01:26:51,055 我想，我想 1800 01:26:51,161 --> 01:26:52,150 我不想 1801 01:26:52,262 --> 01:26:52,751 为什么？ 1802 01:26:52,863 --> 01:26:54,660 俗话说一夜夫妻百日恩 1803 01:26:54,765 --> 01:26:56,357 床头打架床尾和 1804 01:26:56,466 --> 01:26:57,660 最多我以后打他 1805 01:26:57,768 --> 01:27:00,066 他不还手，那不就没事了 1806 01:27:00,304 --> 01:27:02,238 你想得美，以后你打我一拳 1807 01:27:02,339 --> 01:27:03,271 我就踢你两脚 1808 01:27:03,373 --> 01:27:06,069 你这个混小子，好男不跟女斗 1809 01:27:06,176 --> 01:27:07,768 打是亲骂是爱 1810 01:27:13,116 --> 01:27:15,914 王瑶，王瑶 1811 01:27:34,805 --> 01:27:38,263 奴才纪晓东，魏小宝叩见太后 1812 01:27:39,910 --> 01:27:40,433 起来吧 1813 01:27:40,544 --> 01:27:41,533 谢太后 1814 01:27:47,584 --> 01:27:48,710 不知道太后叫奴才来 1815 01:27:48,819 --> 01:27:49,911 有何吩咐？ 1816 01:27:50,020 --> 01:27:51,282 请太后吩咐 1817 01:27:51,722 --> 01:27:53,383 自从你们两个陪着皇上 1818 01:27:53,490 --> 01:27:55,287 旅游江南回来以后 1819 01:27:55,392 --> 01:27:58,384 是什么事情令得皇上闷闷不乐的 1820 01:27:58,495 --> 01:28:01,225 整天待在御书房里不肯出来 1821 01:28:01,331 --> 01:28:04,630 因为皇上在江南认识了一位女子 1822 01:28:04,735 --> 01:28:06,032 这是一件好事 1823 01:28:06,136 --> 01:28:07,501 到现在我们还找不到她 1824 01:28:07,604 --> 01:28:09,333 因为没有问她的地址 1825 01:28:10,507 --> 01:28:12,236 原来如此 1826 01:28:12,342 --> 01:28:14,537 纳兰秀吉到 1827 01:28:21,051 --> 01:28:22,018 是她 1828 01:28:24,087 --> 01:28:26,783 启奏皇上，臣有天大喜讯回报 1829 01:28:26,890 --> 01:28:28,380 都是最新鲜，最刺激 1830 01:28:28,492 --> 01:28:30,517 足以令皇上耳目一新 1831 01:28:30,627 --> 01:28:32,618 朕已经不可以再受任何刺激了 1832 01:28:32,729 --> 01:28:34,060 你们给我滚 1833 01:28:34,164 --> 01:28:36,359 老家伙，不如说给皇上听吧 1834 01:28:36,466 --> 01:28:38,093 如果说出来就没刺激的嘛 1835 01:28:38,201 --> 01:28:40,328 太后驾到 1836 01:28:43,173 --> 01:28:44,401 皇阿玛吉祥 1837 01:28:44,775 --> 01:28:45,332 起来吧 1838 01:28:45,442 --> 01:28:46,500 谢皇阿玛 1839 01:28:56,887 --> 01:28:57,410 进去看看 1840 01:28:57,521 --> 01:28:58,453 好 1841 01:29:01,224 --> 01:29:04,125 不知皇阿玛驾到有什么事？ 1842 01:29:04,227 --> 01:29:06,923 送你一件你最喜欢的礼物 1843 01:29:08,699 --> 01:29:11,600 除了王瑶，我谁都不要 1844 01:29:13,770 --> 01:29:17,604 传纳兰秀吉父女… 1845 01:29:17,708 --> 01:29:19,266 皇阿玛，你叫他们来干什么？ 1846 01:29:19,376 --> 01:29:20,707 我不想见到他们 1847 01:29:25,682 --> 01:29:27,980 臣纳兰秀吉参见皇上 1848 01:29:28,085 --> 01:29:29,484 太后吉祥 1849 01:29:33,223 --> 01:29:36,989 皇上圣安，太后吉祥 1850 01:29:37,294 --> 01:29:38,784 玄烨 1851 01:29:38,895 --> 01:29:41,762 纳兰琼瑶的确是个大美人 1852 01:29:41,865 --> 01:29:43,662 你就看她一眼 1853 01:29:43,767 --> 01:29:45,667 要是真的不喜欢 1854 01:29:45,769 --> 01:29:47,669 我叫她走好了 1855 01:29:59,015 --> 01:30:01,950 天赐兄，你不记得我了？ 1856 01:30:02,486 --> 01:30:09,483 王老弟，是你，真的是你？王老弟 1857 01:30:09,593 --> 01:30:12,118 我是纳兰琼瑶 1858 01:30:12,229 --> 01:30:15,164 是你就行了，叫什么名字都没关系 1859 01:30:15,265 --> 01:30:16,664 纳兰秀吉 1860 01:30:16,767 --> 01:30:17,495 臣在 1861 01:30:17,601 --> 01:30:18,898 你马上筹备 1862 01:30:19,002 --> 01:30:20,970 后天举行婚礼 1863 01:30:21,071 --> 01:30:22,436 遵旨 1864 01:30:23,540 --> 01:30:25,007 做皇帝的命真好 1865 01:30:25,108 --> 01:30:27,668 天官都会赐良缘 1866 01:30:27,778 --> 01:30:29,040 你也不错呀 1867 01:30:34,384 --> 01:30:35,112 走 1868 01:30:36,186 --> 01:30:37,050 玄烨 1869 01:30:39,156 --> 01:30:39,713 你没事吧？ 1870 01:30:39,823 --> 01:30:40,312 没事 1871 01:30:40,424 --> 01:30:41,391 等一下 1872 01:30:43,527 --> 01:30:43,993 玄烨… 1873 01:30:44,094 --> 01:30:45,686 走吧 1874 01:30:45,796 --> 01:30:46,854 玄烨… 1875 01:30:46,963 --> 01:30:48,055 你们到底要去哪儿呀？ 1876 01:30:48,165 --> 01:30:51,828 我们要旧地重游，再下江南 110876

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