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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:09,301 ( Theme music playing) 2 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:43,854 (Light snoring) 3 00:02:04,207 --> 00:02:07,419 (Singing) 4 00:02:15,010 --> 00:02:17,429 (Fast tempo music playing ) 5 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:23,810 What are you doing up so early? 6 00:02:24,186 --> 00:02:26,104 I couldn't sleep. 7 00:02:32,694 --> 00:02:34,696 You want breakfast? 8 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:36,490 - Yeah, all right. - Anthony. 9 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:39,076 - What? - I am making French toast. 10 00:02:39,242 --> 00:02:42,829 I'm not hungry. Jesus, how many times you gonna ask me? 11 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:46,500 You've heard the term comfort food. Maybe it'll make you feel better. 12 00:02:47,542 --> 00:02:49,044 This is hard for you to believe... 13 00:02:49,211 --> 00:02:51,588 But food may not be the answer to every problem. 14 00:02:51,755 --> 00:02:53,799 Neither is acting like a whiny little bitch. 15 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:57,344 - Tony. - I'll eat at work, okay? 16 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:59,763 My shitty-ass pizza job. 17 00:02:59,930 --> 00:03:02,224 If it's so horrible, take a day off. 18 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:05,102 My fiancée left me. 19 00:03:05,769 --> 00:03:07,688 That job is all I have in my life. 20 00:03:08,897 --> 00:03:11,024 It's better to have loved and lost, a.J. 21 00:03:11,650 --> 00:03:14,069 - What? - It is. 22 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:17,030 ( TV turns off) 23 00:03:25,664 --> 00:03:30,043 I feel bad for him, but what the fuck? Why's he gotta take it out on us? 24 00:03:34,297 --> 00:03:35,882 I'm looking for a miter saw. 25 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:39,428 I got the makita, carbide blade, laser guide. 26 00:03:39,594 --> 00:03:42,973 - Lists for six, 200. - Sold. 27 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:44,975 - Mike, you got that? The makita. - Yeah. 28 00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:47,394 Cheese it. It's the off-duty cops. 29 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:49,688 You know my son-in-law Chris, the movie producer? 30 00:03:49,855 --> 00:03:51,775 - How you doing? - Let me know about that ticket. 31 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:54,693 - It's squashed, forget it. - Thanks. 32 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:56,403 How you doing? How's my little girl? 33 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:59,364 - Good. You coming Sunday, right? - Yeah. Two o'clock, she said. 34 00:03:59,531 --> 00:04:00,741 Here, that's for you. 35 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:03,160 Tell your friend Paulie to keep these power tools coming. 36 00:04:07,164 --> 00:04:10,459 Mac/on, flying off the shelves, huh? 37 00:04:10,834 --> 00:04:14,755 You ain't seen this many cops lined up since the centennial of dunkin' donuts. 38 00:04:15,005 --> 00:04:16,381 They're all handymen. 39 00:04:16,548 --> 00:04:19,676 They got side jobs so they can afford those 18-foot bass boats. 40 00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:23,054 Cataldo, that state trooper, he's putting a drop ceiling in my basement. 41 00:04:23,555 --> 00:04:24,681 - Thanks, sweetie. - Sure. 42 00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:31,271 Twelve k in there. I took my cut. I'm seeing ai again next week. 43 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:33,815 - To business. - You're gonna jinx me? 44 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:35,358 Toast with water? 45 00:04:35,525 --> 00:04:37,611 It's club soda. What's your problem? 46 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:41,656 You got the problem, my friend. You're a real fucking drip lately. 47 00:04:41,823 --> 00:04:44,659 When I was using, I was a disgrace. Now I'm sober, I'm a drip. 48 00:04:44,826 --> 00:04:47,370 - The fuck you want from me? - How's about being normal? 49 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:49,623 - That so fucking hard? - Actually, yeah, Paulie... 50 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:51,041 For some of us it is. 51 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:54,294 Don't get cunty. I'm breaking your balls. 52 00:04:58,757 --> 00:05:02,886 What do you say we take a ride? Little prime rib? On me. 53 00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:05,847 Maybe next time. 54 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:07,724 You watching your cholesterol now too? 55 00:05:07,891 --> 00:05:11,061 Yeah, you're fucking hilarious. 56 00:05:28,370 --> 00:05:30,747 Hey, Tony. What's the good word? 57 00:05:30,914 --> 00:05:33,750 - Can't complain. - Sure you could. Phil leotardo. 58 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:39,256 My first assignment out of the academy was in Brooklyn. 59 00:05:39,798 --> 00:05:41,299 Never cared for him. 60 00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:45,887 He tried to set up this other rookie, female, for rape and beating. 61 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:51,184 Listen, that subject we talked about... 62 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:56,565 If I was to know something possibly terror-related... 63 00:05:56,731 --> 00:06:00,569 And help you out, could I bank the resulting goodwill? 64 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:05,699 Well, what happens is... 65 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:08,410 I would personally write you what's called a 5k letter. 66 00:06:08,577 --> 00:06:12,038 It's a document setting forth your cooperation and service. 67 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:14,040 This letter would be placed in your file... 68 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:16,459 And if you were ever convicted of a crime... 69 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:19,713 It'd be presented to a judge... 70 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:24,134 When he or she would be considering sentencing guidelines. 71 00:06:29,598 --> 00:06:35,729 Well, there were a couple of guys, I don't know, arabs, arabians maybe. 72 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:39,316 They used to hang around the bing, and somebody I knew... 73 00:06:39,482 --> 00:06:41,902 May have did some business with them. 74 00:06:42,319 --> 00:06:44,237 At the port? 75 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:49,409 - You were saying. - The point is, they used to be around... 76 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:53,955 All the time, these two, drinking and trying to tit-fuck the girls, whatever. 77 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:57,542 And then suddenly, they disappeared, and I mean completely. 78 00:06:57,709 --> 00:07:00,879 And then a week or so ago, I'm driving, and I see them... 79 00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:02,756 With these other guys... 80 00:07:04,007 --> 00:07:08,970 With the headgear and the beard and the whole fundamental bit. 81 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:12,265 But there's nothing illegal there, right? 82 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:13,934 What were they doing? 83 00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:17,228 Walking. 84 00:07:17,395 --> 00:07:20,607 But then they meet up with this other group and... 85 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:24,444 - I don't know, it seemed... - You got a name? 86 00:07:24,694 --> 00:07:28,448 One was named Ahmad or Jamal or... 87 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:33,787 Hold on, hold on. 88 00:07:39,751 --> 00:07:43,421 (Cell phone rings) 89 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:45,882 - Hey, t. - Yeah, I'm here with some people... 90 00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:49,302 And the arabs from the bing, what were their names? 91 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:51,638 - Some people? - Exactly. 92 00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:56,476 Oh, fuck, yeah, Ahmed and Muhammed. 93 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:59,980 - What'd they do? - Ahmed and Muhammed. 94 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,315 You know, actually, I got a cell number. 95 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:06,277 I called him recently, but he don't answer no more. 96 00:08:06,444 --> 00:08:09,030 Ahmed al najafi. 97 00:08:10,782 --> 00:08:14,077 973-555-0146. 98 00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:15,996 Ahmed al najafi. 99 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:22,794 Tell me they're not gonna blow up the chemical plant or some shit. 100 00:08:23,086 --> 00:08:24,671 I don't know. I'll call you later. 101 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:30,343 - Cell phone. - That's a real prize. 102 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:32,012 Thank you. 103 00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:35,640 So finally I said: 104 00:08:35,807 --> 00:08:38,435 "Okay, you know, as long as you don't mind yesterday's pizza." 105 00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:40,353 "No, no," he said, "it's cool." 106 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:44,149 So "great," I told him. "Come back tomorrow." 107 00:08:44,315 --> 00:08:45,525 You are so bad. 108 00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:48,028 - Hey. Good. - Hey, how you doing? 109 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:51,531 - They add your overtime? - Yeah, thank you. 110 00:08:53,116 --> 00:08:55,535 - Who's that? - I don't know. Some guy. 111 00:08:56,202 --> 00:09:00,290 - What, are you going out with him? - He smiled, Anthony. He works here. 112 00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:03,543 - You gotta stop. - Or what? 113 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:05,045 Or I won't see you again. 114 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:07,422 Like meeting me for coffee is such a big deal. 115 00:09:07,589 --> 00:09:10,175 Honestly, I don't even think it's a good idea anyway. 116 00:09:10,341 --> 00:09:13,094 - How come? - Because last time you started crying... 117 00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:16,222 And had to leave the Starbucks. 118 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,937 I can't sleep at night without you. 119 00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:26,191 It'll get better, okay? 120 00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:29,235 I love you so much. 121 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:31,237 I gotta go back to work. 122 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:34,783 Stop. You're embarrassing me. 123 00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:48,588 You knock off early, we go back to your place... 124 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:51,216 Christen those new sheets you were telling me about. 125 00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:55,970 - Man with the plan, huh? - The man with the erection. 126 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,645 Let me take this. 127 00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:06,773 - Hey. - It's me. 128 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,942 I need you to come home. It's a.J. 129 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:11,152 - What happened? - I am worried, Tony. 130 00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:12,946 I have never seen him like this. 131 00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:16,116 I have to meet the realtor to see a new property... 132 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,784 But I am afraid to leave him alone. 133 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:20,954 - Afraid, why? - Will you just come home, please? 134 00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:29,379 Go away. 135 00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:31,297 It's me. 136 00:10:36,010 --> 00:10:37,720 What's the matter? 137 00:10:41,432 --> 00:10:43,893 - What happened? - You know what happened. 138 00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:45,979 Blanca still. 139 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,191 All right, that's it. Enough's enough. 140 00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:53,153 Look, I'm fucking depressed, okay? 141 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:55,822 You broke up. How long you wanna cry about it? 142 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,824 She was my life. 143 00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:02,036 You're 20 years old. You barely have a life, and you're better off anyway. 144 00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:05,665 She was cute, okay, but come on. With another guy's kid to boot. 145 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:08,084 She was the best thing that ever happened to me. 146 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:22,765 What you're going through, what you're feeling right now... 147 00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:24,726 It happens sometimes. 148 00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:28,104 Everybody gets the blues. 149 00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:31,608 There's a half a billion dollar industry devoted to it. 150 00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:36,029 - What, Prozac? - No, the music business. 151 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,907 They write thousands of songs about this shit. 152 00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:43,203 "Tears on my pillow," "Mona Lisa," right? 153 00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:50,210 Listen, these fucking women... 154 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:54,380 They'll drive you nuts with your emotions and whatnot. 155 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:57,508 And I know it feels like you're never gonna love anybody again. 156 00:11:57,926 --> 00:12:00,386 But trust me, there's millions of girls out there... 157 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:03,723 That are dying to meet a guy like you. I see them every day. 158 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:07,310 - Oh, right, I'm so special. - You're damn right you are. 159 00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:10,980 You're handsome and smart and a hard worker... 160 00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:16,569 And, let's be honest, white. That's a huge plus nowadays. 161 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,281 Go out and get a blowjob. 162 00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:24,577 - I don't want a blowjob. - Keep your voice down. 163 00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:29,249 - Why? Who's listening out there? - Nobody. 164 00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:32,085 Oh, fuck me! 165 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:33,920 You saw her again, didn't you? 166 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,632 I knew it. 167 00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:39,259 I don't wanna talk about it. 168 00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:42,929 I love you, Anthony. It's killing me to see you like this. 169 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,765 What's the fucking point? 170 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:51,312 - Point of what? - Just leave me alone. 171 00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:09,205 Honestly, I was glad when they broke up. 172 00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:12,500 The culture divide. But now... 173 00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:15,127 Everything turns to shit. 174 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,672 ( Doorbell rings) 175 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:24,012 - Thank you so much for inviting us. - Sure. 176 00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:26,180 I'm so nervous cooking for all these people. 177 00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:28,308 Dad, do you remember Tony's sister Barbara? 178 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:29,934 - Of course. - Hi, nice to see you. 179 00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:32,562 - Her husband, Tom, Stefan, Alyssa. - Hi. This is for you. 180 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:35,440 - Oh, thank you. - And the baby. 181 00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:36,816 Come in. Come in. 182 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:40,069 - Oh, look at the baby. - Very sweet. 183 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:44,907 - Can I play the Xbox? - What happened to folding the napkins? 184 00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:51,331 - How you holding up? - I'm totally freaking. 185 00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:53,499 I gotta take the ziti out. 186 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,713 Hit open. 187 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:12,435 - You okay, t? You having a good time? - Yeah. 188 00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:16,272 So it could be good. Got a lot of money in this. 189 00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:20,651 Oh, look at that wrist action. 190 00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:25,198 All those years yanking it finally starting to pay off. 191 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:29,994 - That non-alcoholic shit any good? - It's all right. 192 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,877 - Less filling, tastes like ass. - ( Laughs ) 193 00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:42,340 (Sighs) 194 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,885 This is nice. About time you invited everybody over. 195 00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:48,513 It was Kelli's idea. She's been wanting... 196 00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:50,515 To get her teeth wet with the entertaining. 197 00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:54,060 - Good thing, else I'd never see you. - What are you talking about? 198 00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:56,437 - Steak's done. - You think so? 199 00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,731 It keeps cooking even if it's off the flame... 200 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,900 The juices. 201 00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:07,865 All right, so, what's up with you? You've been like a ghost lately. 202 00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:10,118 You're around one second, next you're gone. 203 00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:12,829 - I was by the bing the other day. - For like five minutes. 204 00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:16,165 You of all people should understand how hard it is... 205 00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:17,792 For me to be around that place. 206 00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:20,670 - I should? Why? - Because you're in therapy. 207 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:23,923 You understand the human condition, at least. 208 00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:30,430 - Still doing that? - Turn those ribs. 209 00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:33,433 Truth is, between the booze and the strippers over there... 210 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:37,311 Half of them are fucking cokeheads, it's hard, you know? 211 00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:40,273 And satriale's, that fridge full of beer... 212 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,526 Know how tough it is to eat a sausage and peppers without a cold one? 213 00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:46,028 So then just quit. You want a beer, too bad. 214 00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:48,030 - Show some balls. - I got balls. 215 00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:50,241 I can't eat eggplant no more because of my stomach. 216 00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:52,160 Might put me into a relapse. 217 00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:56,122 Now, believe me, I'd like to, but I don't. 218 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,332 - It's not that simple. - Well, make it simple. 219 00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:02,170 It's a disease. I inherited it. You know the problem with my mother. 220 00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:09,469 I gotta be honest. This whole disease concept, I think it's bullshit. 221 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,679 So you know more than the leading scientists? 222 00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:14,223 - I know a crutch when I see it. - So my dad? 223 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,642 You obviously must have knew he had a crutch. 224 00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:20,605 - What the fuck are you talking about? - Come on, ton, huh? 225 00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:23,399 Between the coke, the vodka, whatever the fuck else... 226 00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:25,026 He was squirting up his arm... 227 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,737 Let's be honest about the great Dickie moltisanti. 228 00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:30,656 My dad, your hero... 229 00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:34,410 Wasn't much more than a fucking junkie. 230 00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:51,886 - Hey, don't fucking move. - Whoa, whoa, ai, whoa, whoa. 231 00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:54,347 - Easy, easy. - What the fuck is going on? 232 00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:58,935 Paulie, remember? Germani. We met at your granddaughter's christening. 233 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:00,520 The fuck are you doing? 234 00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:02,521 - My uncle didn't call you? - No. 235 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:03,189 (Gun cocks) 236 00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:05,691 - Who's your uncle? - Paulie gualtieri. 237 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,777 These are for his friend down at the union. 238 00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:09,403 What union? 239 00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:11,697 He was supposed to call you. You fucking believe this? 240 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:21,874 Ai, this is a big fucking mix-up. I thought Paulie called you. 241 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,210 - The guy's waiting. - So you break in? 242 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,379 I got a silent alarm goes right to my house. 243 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,089 He'll take care of you. Don't worry. 244 00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:31,217 - Let me talk to my son-in-law. - Chris? 245 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:35,555 Fine by me, but if I were you, I wouldn't make a problem where there ain't one. 246 00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:43,604 (Love song playing on the radio ) 247 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,570 (Laughing) 248 00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:59,620 - ( Crying )take over, okay, Felix? - What'd you do? 249 00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:01,622 - I'm leaving. - Who? 250 00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:03,916 I'm going home. I quit. 251 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,793 Why'd you do that? 252 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:09,630 - If Dale calls, just tell him I'm sorry. - But you're the manager. 253 00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:15,595 - Ton, hey. - Hey. 254 00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:19,098 - How you doing? - This always helps. 255 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,435 God bless the NFL. 256 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:25,438 I'll tell you, I owe a spot of it to my son. 257 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:28,649 I was against this kid even going to college. 258 00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:31,861 But once him and Carlo's kid started taking action on campus... 259 00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:35,114 Far as I'm concerned, he should stay till he gets a Ph.D. 260 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:36,991 Benefits of a higher education. 261 00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:39,619 Yeah, don't get me wrong, he's learning stuff too. 262 00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,954 The shit this kid knows about computers... 263 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:45,458 He set his mother up with a whole web site for her ceramics business. 264 00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:50,796 - You must be very proud. - Believe me, I thank god every day. 265 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:55,635 I gotta take a leak. 266 00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:00,389 Okay. 267 00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:07,271 Parisi the younger. I was just talking to your dad about you. 268 00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:08,773 Oh, yeah? What'd I do now? 269 00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:10,650 To hear him tell it, you're the golden boy. 270 00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,821 - Hey, ton. - What the fuck's with you? 271 00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:20,868 Root canal. They got me on oxycodone. My whole fucking head is numb. 272 00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:22,703 Well, that answers a lot of questions. 273 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,832 - ( Laughing ) - What the fuck are you laughing at? 274 00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:31,337 I'll see you inside, ton. I got something for you. 275 00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:39,929 - So how's rutgers? - You see those envelopes? 276 00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:43,599 - Majoring in cash, minoring in ass. - ( Bottles clink) 277 00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:46,352 Things change, huh? 278 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:49,271 When I was in college, it wasn't much with the sports betting. 279 00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,857 - Hey, how's a.J. Doing? - Good, good. 280 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,860 He's working. Broke up with that girlfriend of his. 281 00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:57,863 That Spanish chick? He took her to my cousin Angela's wedding. 282 00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:01,534 - She was smoking, that girl. - Yeah, yeah, you know, whatever. 283 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,285 He didn't wanna get too serious. 284 00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:05,454 Fuck, Jay, check it out. 285 00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,627 Holy shit. 286 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:18,884 So sil tells me you booked a party here next week. 287 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,554 - Yeah, yeah, it's our frat. - You should call a.J. 288 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:24,223 He's probably busy, but I know he'd love to see you guys. 289 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:27,560 - Yeah, sure, absolutely. - Yeah. Definitely, absolutely. 290 00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:31,814 (Knocking on door) 291 00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:34,400 - Who is it? - Me. 292 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:42,783 - How you doing, kid? - What the fuck, Paulie? 293 00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,827 I left you four messages. 294 00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:46,704 My flight was delayed. I just got home. 295 00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:49,165 And I've been dealing with al for two days. 296 00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:50,958 Just tell him to relax. 297 00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:54,336 They busted into his store. His acid reflux is acting up. 298 00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:56,756 He woke up Kelli, got her all upset. 299 00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:58,924 It's my fault your father-in-law's a crybaby? 300 00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:00,926 They told him I'd take care of him. 301 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,053 - What's his problem? - I'm stupid now? 302 00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:06,265 You know and I know they were there to boost that shit. 303 00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:09,769 It couldn't wait. I promised a load to Lenny down the joint-fitters union. 304 00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:11,729 What do I give a fuck? It ain't my union. 305 00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:13,147 Lower your voice. Neighbors. 306 00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:15,357 Fuck your neighbors. When you gonna pay? 307 00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:17,004 When you suck the money out of my ass. 308 00:21:17,151 --> 00:21:19,445 Now get the fuck out. 309 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:30,372 Add three more mris and you're looking at a 10 percent increase across... 310 00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:32,875 - Listen, I gotta talk to you. - Now? 311 00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:36,170 - It can't wait, t. This fucking Paulie. - What happened? 312 00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:43,469 He sent his idiot nephew and Jason molinaro to my father-in-law's store. 313 00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:45,513 They boosted a pallet of power saws. 314 00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:47,431 - They did? - Yeah. 315 00:21:47,598 --> 00:21:49,850 Not exactly. Ai caught them while they were there. 316 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:53,103 So they did or did not take the saws? 317 00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:55,898 They did, under false pretense. 318 00:21:56,065 --> 00:21:58,317 This is what you couldn't wait to talk to me about? 319 00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:02,655 - They broke into the guy's store, t. - Yeah, I hear you. I get it. 320 00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:04,490 But we're talking about an ongoing... 321 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:07,993 Potentially multimillion-dollar proposition here, Christopher. 322 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,411 It ain't the money, ton. 323 00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:12,832 Oh, really? Well, I'm glad you feel that way. 324 00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:15,209 A pallet of drills. You believe this shit? 325 00:22:16,293 --> 00:22:19,755 Go have a lime rickey or whatever the fuck it is you're drinking these days... 326 00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:25,636 - And we'll be done in a few minutes. - Forget it, all right? I got other shit to do. 327 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:29,055 (Knock on door) 328 00:22:29,056 --> 00:22:30,182 Come in. 329 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:32,852 I need to talk to you guys. 330 00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:35,688 What's the matter? Finn? 331 00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:38,107 What? No. 332 00:22:38,274 --> 00:22:40,526 It's not about me. A.J. 333 00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:43,863 - What about him? - I know he's upset... 334 00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:47,199 But he's been saying some things that are really disturbing. 335 00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:50,536 - Like what? - Like nobody gives a shit about him. 336 00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:54,123 What's the point of anything? Stuff like that. 337 00:22:54,290 --> 00:22:57,668 I told you about that girl, Hadley, in my dorm sophomore year... 338 00:22:57,835 --> 00:23:00,880 The one who threw herself off the library balcony. 339 00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:03,257 These are the exact kind of things she was saying. 340 00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:07,887 I don't mean to get you all upset, it's just... 341 00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:10,431 No, of course not. I'm glad you said something. 342 00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:14,560 - Good night. - Good night, sweetie. 343 00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:16,896 And get some sleep. 344 00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:28,908 ( Man speaking on TV) No arguing. 345 00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:30,951 It's not your company office on here. 346 00:23:31,118 --> 00:23:34,204 I'm just a guy looking to punch you in the mouth. 347 00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:36,123 Oh, you can take a punch. 348 00:23:36,290 --> 00:23:38,500 I guess we knew that already, didn't we? 349 00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:44,882 You can actually land a punch too. 350 00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:52,097 - You're pretty good, huey. - Nice. 351 00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:54,642 Against a 36-year-old out-of-shape lieutenant. 352 00:23:54,683 --> 00:23:56,393 (Fighting continues) 353 00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:15,245 I came here today to tell you... 354 00:24:15,412 --> 00:24:17,831 In all seriousness, that I'm done. 355 00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:21,627 I did what you said. 356 00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:23,504 I gave it a lot of thought... 357 00:24:23,671 --> 00:24:27,299 And I decided that once and for all, it's over. 358 00:24:31,220 --> 00:24:35,724 The truth is, this therapy is a jerk-off. 359 00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:37,893 You know it, and I know it. 360 00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:43,649 I actually don't know it, but please continue. 361 00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:46,402 - It's a jerk-off. - Yes, you've said that. 362 00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:52,825 Anyway, I was coming here to quit. 363 00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:56,370 Had it all planned out. But guess what. 364 00:24:59,039 --> 00:25:02,251 My son is talking suicide. 365 00:25:02,418 --> 00:25:06,005 - So now I'm trapped here forever. - My god, what did he say? 366 00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:10,175 His girlfriend, fiancée, whatever, she broke up with him. 367 00:25:11,010 --> 00:25:12,469 He's beyond devastated. 368 00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:15,389 Would you like me to recommend someone for him to talk to? 369 00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:19,101 Carmela's getting a referral from his own pediatrician. 370 00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:23,230 After that incompetent you sent Meadow to? 371 00:25:29,987 --> 00:25:32,990 So I suppose now comes the inherent fucking grilling... 372 00:25:33,157 --> 00:25:36,826 - About how I feel about all this. - Isn't that why you're here? 373 00:25:36,827 --> 00:25:39,913 (Sighs) 374 00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:45,210 You know, friends of mine, they got sons his age... 375 00:25:45,753 --> 00:25:49,590 And they're happy, ambitious. 376 00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:51,800 They fucking take life as it comes. 377 00:25:53,052 --> 00:25:57,306 I know it seems that way, but do you really know these other boys? 378 00:25:57,473 --> 00:26:00,392 I know what I see, my son curled up on the couch... 379 00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:03,812 In a fetus position when he should be out banging coeds. 380 00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:06,273 - Have you talked to him? - Till I'm blue in the face. 381 00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:08,984 We both have, and now we're afraid to talk to him... 382 00:26:09,151 --> 00:26:11,320 Because of what he might do. 383 00:26:16,492 --> 00:26:19,620 Obviously, I'm prone to depression... 384 00:26:20,204 --> 00:26:25,042 A certain bleak attitude about the world... 385 00:26:25,209 --> 00:26:28,087 But I know I can handle it. 386 00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:30,297 Your kids though... 387 00:26:35,469 --> 00:26:39,681 It's like when they're little, and they get sick... 388 00:26:43,018 --> 00:26:45,896 You'd give anything in the world to trade places with them... 389 00:26:46,063 --> 00:26:48,440 So they don't have to suffer. 390 00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:54,113 - And then to think you're the cause of it. - How are you the cause of it? 391 00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:58,992 It's in his blood, this miserable fucking existence. 392 00:26:59,785 --> 00:27:04,832 My rotten, fucking, putrid genes have infected my kid's soul. 393 00:27:04,998 --> 00:27:06,667 That's my gift to my son. 394 00:27:20,055 --> 00:27:23,016 I know this is difficult... 395 00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:27,479 But I'm very glad we're having this discussion. 396 00:27:28,689 --> 00:27:31,984 Really? Really, because I gotta be honest, I think it fucking sucks. 397 00:27:32,151 --> 00:27:36,405 - What does? - Therapy, this. I hate this fucking shit. 398 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:44,580 Seriously, we're both adults here, right? 399 00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:48,792 So after all is said and done... 400 00:27:48,959 --> 00:27:54,006 After all the complaining and the crying and all the fucking bullshit... 401 00:27:55,716 --> 00:27:57,593 Is this all there is? 402 00:28:02,181 --> 00:28:04,183 Yes, welcome. 403 00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:06,560 Hi, I'm Chris. I'm an alcoholic and drug addict. 404 00:28:06,977 --> 00:28:08,854 Hi, Chris. 405 00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:12,691 I wanna go back to what Stan said, how not being able to socialize... 406 00:28:12,858 --> 00:28:15,068 Is hard when you're a salesman. 407 00:28:15,235 --> 00:28:17,196 In my case, it's the same thing. 408 00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:20,199 It's actually taking food out of my daughter's mouth. 409 00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:24,077 My boss, you know, for all his bullshit encouragement... 410 00:28:24,244 --> 00:28:28,415 How he respects what I'm doing, the reality is he resents my sobriety. 411 00:28:28,582 --> 00:28:30,209 I had the same thing at unicor. 412 00:28:30,375 --> 00:28:32,336 They were all on board for the intervention... 413 00:28:32,502 --> 00:28:35,380 But skip one golf outing and you're ostracized. 414 00:28:35,547 --> 00:28:38,383 He's an enabler too, this guy, the worst fucking kind. 415 00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:42,471 Pours you a drink with one hand, judges you with the other if you take it. 416 00:28:42,638 --> 00:28:45,098 He wonders why I'm distant, at least he says he does... 417 00:28:45,265 --> 00:28:47,893 Why I wanna branch out. But I can promise you... 418 00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:51,188 I'd have more money in my pocket, plus more responsibility... 419 00:28:51,355 --> 00:28:52,940 If I sat with him drinking... 420 00:28:53,106 --> 00:28:57,402 Watching that scotch drool out of his fat fucking mouth. 421 00:28:57,486 --> 00:28:59,445 (Rock music playing) 422 00:28:59,446 --> 00:29:01,447 (Lion growling) 423 00:29:01,448 --> 00:29:03,283 (Men laughing) 424 00:29:03,367 --> 00:29:06,744 Embedded that dream into our culture, right... 425 00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:08,247 (Folk music playing) 426 00:29:08,914 --> 00:29:10,582 Hey. 427 00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:14,670 Turn up the metabolic heat with a fahrenheit of—- 428 00:29:14,711 --> 00:29:16,296 (traffic sounds) 429 00:29:16,338 --> 00:29:17,589 (Big band plays) 430 00:29:18,131 --> 00:29:20,926 - What are you watching? - Nothing. 431 00:29:22,344 --> 00:29:24,972 Oh, whoa, that's a good one. John Wayne. 432 00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:37,818 Two Jasons call you? Invite you to a party tomorrow night? 433 00:29:39,403 --> 00:29:41,780 - I don't know. - Well, either they did or they didn't. 434 00:29:43,031 --> 00:29:46,034 Yeah, I guess. Jason gervasi called. 435 00:29:47,703 --> 00:29:51,123 - What'd you tell him? - I didn't call him back. 436 00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:52,499 How come? 437 00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:54,918 Because I don't wanna go. 438 00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:56,961 (Sighs) 439 00:29:56,962 --> 00:29:59,923 Of course not. Beer, strippers... 440 00:30:00,090 --> 00:30:02,467 Fucking around with guys your own age... 441 00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:04,636 You hate all that shit. 442 00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:10,475 - You gonna call him? - I said I don't wanna go. 443 00:30:12,519 --> 00:30:14,980 I know you don't wanna go. 444 00:30:15,147 --> 00:30:17,774 You don't wanna work, you don't wanna eat... 445 00:30:17,941 --> 00:30:19,318 You don't wanna talk either. 446 00:30:19,484 --> 00:30:22,044 So all that being the case, you're gonna shower tomorrow night... 447 00:30:22,154 --> 00:30:24,114 You're gonna shave, you're gonna get dressed... 448 00:30:24,281 --> 00:30:26,158 You're gonna go to that party. 449 00:30:30,078 --> 00:30:31,872 And I'm not gonna debate you on this. 450 00:30:38,712 --> 00:30:39,713 Fine. 451 00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:48,013 Mr. Lark/n, just how soon before they'll attempt to blow this fire out? 452 00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:50,891 They won't try to kill it till they're ready to cap the well. 453 00:30:51,058 --> 00:30:53,518 Your boss is your uncle? 454 00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:56,021 Once removed. 455 00:30:56,188 --> 00:30:58,106 That's gotta add to the source. 456 00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:02,694 We used to be so tight. 457 00:31:02,903 --> 00:31:06,239 And producing movies is high-stress enough. 458 00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:11,203 I have a happy marriage. 459 00:31:12,454 --> 00:31:14,748 But there was a woman... 460 00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:19,628 She worked with us in a club we had. 461 00:31:21,421 --> 00:31:26,635 Anyway, she became a problem to deal with... 462 00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:30,597 And I sided with him. 463 00:31:30,764 --> 00:31:32,140 She was out of my life. 464 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:41,274 Okay, fine. But he never appreciated it. 465 00:31:42,526 --> 00:31:44,945 Give, give, give, it's all I ever do. 466 00:31:47,864 --> 00:31:51,618 I think that's when the relationship between me and him got poisoned. 467 00:31:58,667 --> 00:32:01,086 Jeremy, you got all of them? 468 00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:03,755 - Yeah. - Let's go. 469 00:32:04,673 --> 00:32:06,091 (Door beeps) 470 00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:15,142 How's it going? Ai here? 471 00:32:15,308 --> 00:32:18,270 You just missed him. He went to lunch. Can I help you fellas? 472 00:32:18,437 --> 00:32:21,481 - We're here for the drills. - What drills? 473 00:32:21,648 --> 00:32:22,774 You know, in the back. 474 00:32:27,654 --> 00:32:31,283 I know what you mean, but ai didn't say nothing about picking anything up. 475 00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:33,827 This fucking guy. Get him on the phone. 476 00:32:33,994 --> 00:32:36,955 - All right. - What's your name? 477 00:32:37,122 --> 00:32:38,664 - Me? I'm Mike. - Paulie. 478 00:32:38,665 --> 00:32:39,749 (Beeping) 479 00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:42,085 Nice to meet you. 480 00:32:42,461 --> 00:32:44,296 - Voice mail. - Here, give me that. 481 00:32:45,464 --> 00:32:49,134 Yeah, ai, it's Paulie. Listen, we're here with Mike. 482 00:32:49,301 --> 00:32:52,554 We're gonna take the drills. I'll call you later about that other order. 483 00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:59,144 Let's go. 484 00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:12,824 What's her name? 485 00:33:14,326 --> 00:33:15,827 Blanca. 486 00:33:16,328 --> 00:33:18,580 Had you and blanca been engaged long? 487 00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:22,751 Only a couple of weeks. 488 00:33:22,918 --> 00:33:26,505 She had a son too, from when she used to be married. 489 00:33:26,671 --> 00:33:28,256 What do you think went wrong? 490 00:33:29,591 --> 00:33:31,676 Her husband was an asshole, supposedly. 491 00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:33,345 With your relationship? 492 00:33:36,765 --> 00:33:39,684 I don't know. I mean, I wish there was a reason... 493 00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:42,020 But she says there isn't. 494 00:33:46,983 --> 00:33:48,318 I think maybe it's because... 495 00:33:48,485 --> 00:33:50,862 We have way more money in my family than hers. 496 00:33:51,196 --> 00:33:54,449 They're immigrants, and that might have scared her. 497 00:34:04,251 --> 00:34:07,170 Have you been feeling suicidal, Anthony? 498 00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:13,134 A little bit. 499 00:34:14,177 --> 00:34:16,179 Have you ever tried to kill yourself? 500 00:34:16,846 --> 00:34:18,598 No. 501 00:34:18,974 --> 00:34:23,103 I mean, once, me and my friends jumped off my garage roof... 502 00:34:23,270 --> 00:34:25,939 But, you know, that was just to fool around. 503 00:34:34,322 --> 00:34:36,283 You sleeping a lot? 504 00:34:38,368 --> 00:34:41,246 I'm tired, but I keep waking up. 505 00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:42,622 Nightmares? 506 00:34:43,707 --> 00:34:46,376 I just keep thinking about her. 507 00:34:47,502 --> 00:34:50,839 I mean, it hurts, but I can't help it. 508 00:34:51,298 --> 00:34:53,425 Does anything in life give you pleasure lately? 509 00:34:55,302 --> 00:34:57,053 I don't know. 510 00:34:57,220 --> 00:34:58,430 Not really. 511 00:34:59,889 --> 00:35:02,976 There's a medication called Lexapro. It's an antidepressant. 512 00:35:03,143 --> 00:35:04,686 I have friends who take that. 513 00:35:05,186 --> 00:35:07,355 Well, I'm going to write you a prescription. 514 00:35:07,439 --> 00:35:09,941 (Rock music playing) 515 00:35:10,233 --> 00:35:12,611 I'm making mad fucking money, bro. 516 00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:16,906 I gotta shut my phone off sometimes. You should totally do it, man. 517 00:35:17,073 --> 00:35:20,160 I'm not really good with betting and percentages. 518 00:35:20,327 --> 00:35:22,162 I got like a 450 on my math sat. 519 00:35:22,329 --> 00:35:24,998 Fuck that shit, bro. I could hook you up in like 10 minutes. 520 00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:30,295 Can I dance for you, baby? 521 00:35:30,462 --> 00:35:32,464 I guess. 522 00:35:34,966 --> 00:35:36,635 (Gervasi laughing) 523 00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:39,137 Yeah, dude. Yeah. 524 00:35:39,304 --> 00:35:41,765 Yeah. 525 00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:59,866 - Look at this pile of shit. - Yeah, so get some toilet paper. 526 00:36:00,033 --> 00:36:01,659 - What is that, comedy? - Actually, yeah. 527 00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:02,786 (Buzzer sounds) 528 00:36:02,911 --> 00:36:04,329 Come on, what are you gonna do? 529 00:36:04,871 --> 00:36:06,665 Fuck it, I'm all in. 530 00:36:06,831 --> 00:36:08,333 Fucking idiot. Toilet paper? 531 00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:09,751 You fucking cunt. 532 00:36:09,918 --> 00:36:11,836 - Oh, what the fuck? - Oh, Chris. 533 00:36:12,545 --> 00:36:13,963 You were my friend. 534 00:36:18,551 --> 00:36:19,594 - No! - No! 535 00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:26,893 Oh, fuck! 536 00:36:27,143 --> 00:36:29,104 Call an ambulance! 537 00:36:29,187 --> 00:36:30,980 (Moans) 538 00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:38,196 Tony, wake up. I need to talk to you. 539 00:36:41,616 --> 00:36:42,867 What? 540 00:36:43,034 --> 00:36:48,164 You let our underage son go to a party at a strip club? 541 00:36:49,124 --> 00:36:51,376 What time is it? 542 00:36:58,091 --> 00:37:00,218 Take it easy, will you? What's the big deal? 543 00:37:00,385 --> 00:37:01,845 He just got in three hours ago. 544 00:37:02,011 --> 00:37:05,640 He is still drunk, and he's not even drinking age. 545 00:37:05,807 --> 00:37:07,058 Yet he could die in Iraq. 546 00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:09,060 What does that have to do with anything? 547 00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:12,564 Jesus Christ, carm, he's gonna be 21 in two months. 548 00:37:12,731 --> 00:37:14,733 He's an emotional wreck, Tony. 549 00:37:14,899 --> 00:37:17,610 So seeing a pair of tits is gonna send him over the edge? 550 00:37:18,445 --> 00:37:20,739 Got him out of the house, around people his own age. 551 00:37:20,905 --> 00:37:22,157 At the fucking bing? 552 00:37:22,574 --> 00:37:24,743 Well, they're college kids. It's what they do. 553 00:37:24,909 --> 00:37:28,538 I know you'd rather see him in his room drinking cocoa... 554 00:37:28,705 --> 00:37:32,584 But this is the way back, believe me. And the way back to college. 555 00:37:34,669 --> 00:37:37,130 Fraternities, frat boys... 556 00:37:47,182 --> 00:37:48,767 Hey. 557 00:37:55,774 --> 00:37:57,901 I did a stupid thing, ton. I won't deny it. 558 00:37:58,067 --> 00:38:02,279 Stupid? Just hung up with Paulie. His nephew's got six broken vertebras. 559 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,282 (Tires screeching ) 560 00:38:09,537 --> 00:38:11,331 I know that, and I'm sorry. 561 00:38:12,081 --> 00:38:16,461 But this is the second fucking time Paulie flouted his authority to my face. 562 00:38:17,378 --> 00:38:20,298 The shit with the tools, he set up the deal with the Cubans... 563 00:38:20,465 --> 00:38:23,551 But this is my father-in-law we're talking about, Tony, my family. 564 00:38:23,718 --> 00:38:26,513 This bullshit could have been handled with a conversation. 565 00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:42,320 I came to the bing, remember? I tried to talk to you about it. 566 00:38:42,487 --> 00:38:45,907 And I told you to wait, and you left to go god knows where. 567 00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:49,244 I gotta be honest, I can't help thinking... 568 00:38:49,410 --> 00:38:52,330 That this goes directly to what we talked about more than once. 569 00:38:52,497 --> 00:38:54,624 If you were around more, finger on the pulse... 570 00:38:54,791 --> 00:38:57,085 Problems like this would be squashed in the womb. 571 00:38:57,335 --> 00:38:59,420 Whether I'm around's got nothing to do with it. 572 00:38:59,587 --> 00:39:02,090 He needed the tools, he could have left me a message. 573 00:39:09,681 --> 00:39:11,307 We're supposed to leave phone messages... 574 00:39:11,474 --> 00:39:12,892 About interstate hijacking now? 575 00:39:13,518 --> 00:39:17,564 How about faxes? E-mails? Make it even easier for the cops. 576 00:39:17,730 --> 00:39:19,732 This is a face-to-face business, Christopher. 577 00:39:19,899 --> 00:39:21,484 Yeah, I'll talk to Paulie. 578 00:39:21,651 --> 00:39:23,820 Believe me, there's a few things that he needs to hear. 579 00:39:23,987 --> 00:39:27,365 You figure out how much he owes for the tools and we're gonna deduct that... 580 00:39:27,532 --> 00:39:31,703 Against what you're gonna owe for little Paulie's hospital bills. 581 00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:40,295 (Cell phone chiming) 582 00:39:47,218 --> 00:39:49,053 - Yeah? - He tore up my lawn, ton. 583 00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:51,723 Drove his fucking car right up on the grass. 584 00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:53,892 - Who did? - Fucking Paulie, who else? 585 00:39:54,517 --> 00:39:58,563 Forty grand in landscaping. Terror/zed my wife and daughter. 586 00:39:58,730 --> 00:40:02,567 Destroyed the bushes, the grass, and every fucking flower she planted. 587 00:40:02,734 --> 00:40:05,653 - Just relax, okay? - I am fucking relaxed. 588 00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:07,030 I'm not gonna do nothing. 589 00:40:07,196 --> 00:40:09,824 Because I love you, because I'm committed to my work... 590 00:40:09,991 --> 00:40:11,200 I ain't gonna do shit. 591 00:40:11,367 --> 00:40:14,996 I'm gonna sit tight and hold my tongue, and not cause no problems for you. 592 00:40:15,079 --> 00:40:16,581 (Clicks off phone) 593 00:40:23,963 --> 00:40:25,590 (Rap music playing) 594 00:40:29,302 --> 00:40:32,263 (Loud chattering ) 595 00:40:34,599 --> 00:40:36,559 No, the bad one, '99. 596 00:40:36,726 --> 00:40:38,686 Mets-braves national league championship. 597 00:40:38,853 --> 00:40:40,104 Oh, fucking shit. 598 00:40:40,271 --> 00:40:42,951 My dad went apeshit, man. Threw a fucking vase right through the TV. 599 00:40:43,107 --> 00:40:46,194 Oh, Victor, what are you doing at a Zeke party, bro? You settling up? 600 00:40:46,361 --> 00:40:49,697 - Come on, it's Friday. Bills this Sunday. - What are we, fucking citibank? 601 00:40:49,864 --> 00:40:52,325 - How long we gonna carry your ass? - Buffalo's a lock. 602 00:40:52,492 --> 00:40:53,952 Give me a dime at two and a half. 603 00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:56,204 If not, my father's sending my check this week. 604 00:40:56,371 --> 00:41:00,041 Fuck that. If not, you see this guy right here? Tony soprano Jr. 605 00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:02,126 Know what that means, right? 606 00:41:02,877 --> 00:41:04,879 Monday, bro. One way or the other. 607 00:41:05,046 --> 00:41:06,631 Come on, don't be a dick about it. 608 00:41:16,683 --> 00:41:19,060 Is he still sleeping? 609 00:41:19,227 --> 00:41:20,812 He's not home. 610 00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:23,106 He stayed with his friends. 611 00:41:23,272 --> 00:41:25,149 He sounded good. They were playing cards. 612 00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:27,485 It's been a week almost, on the meds. 613 00:41:28,152 --> 00:41:30,446 All I know is it's a pleasure not to have him... 614 00:41:30,613 --> 00:41:32,573 Laying around here like a 615 00:41:32,740 --> 00:41:34,909 it's companies like Wal-Mart we gotta thank. 616 00:41:35,076 --> 00:41:37,328 They're always fighting against tightening imports. 617 00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:40,456 So our provolone, our perfume... 618 00:41:40,623 --> 00:41:42,333 Slides right under the fucking door. 619 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:44,919 All those inspections slow down Wal-Mart's operation. 620 00:41:45,086 --> 00:41:47,338 And what about terrorism, missiles and shit? 621 00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:49,382 There he is, the missing link. 622 00:41:50,299 --> 00:41:51,801 Hey. 623 00:41:53,845 --> 00:41:56,848 - How you doing? - Good. 624 00:41:57,473 --> 00:41:59,392 I called sal vitro like you said. 625 00:41:59,559 --> 00:42:01,686 He's coming by this week, resod the lawn. 626 00:42:03,563 --> 00:42:06,274 And I talked to Paulie, and we worked out a payment schedule. 627 00:42:06,441 --> 00:42:09,068 - He here? - Yeah. 628 00:42:11,029 --> 00:42:14,407 All right. Let me say hello. 629 00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:21,080 Hey. 630 00:42:21,706 --> 00:42:23,750 How you doing, kid? 631 00:42:23,916 --> 00:42:26,919 - How's little Paulie? - He's fucked up. 632 00:42:27,086 --> 00:42:28,546 He got your flowers though. 633 00:42:29,130 --> 00:42:31,174 Good. 634 00:42:31,340 --> 00:42:33,551 - Listen, Paulie... - Forget it, okay? 635 00:42:33,718 --> 00:42:37,597 Shit happens. What are you gonna do? There's no point in ruminating. 636 00:42:38,598 --> 00:42:40,308 You're right. 637 00:42:40,475 --> 00:42:41,976 I just wanted to say I'm sorry. 638 00:42:47,523 --> 00:42:49,067 Me too. 639 00:42:49,901 --> 00:42:52,779 Do this again, sweetie. And get him a club soda. 640 00:42:55,907 --> 00:42:57,617 You know what? Fuck it. 641 00:42:58,868 --> 00:43:01,746 - Whatever he's having. - You got it. 642 00:43:09,045 --> 00:43:10,088 Good times. 643 00:43:17,970 --> 00:43:19,138 (Cell phone ringing) 644 00:43:19,222 --> 00:43:22,183 - Oh, my, that's fucking rocket fuel. - One more, one more, one more. 645 00:43:22,350 --> 00:43:23,893 - Oh, yeah. - Let's do it. 646 00:43:24,060 --> 00:43:25,436 - What's going on, baby? - Nuts. 647 00:43:26,145 --> 00:43:28,439 When, now? Who else is there? 648 00:43:28,815 --> 00:43:31,692 - Let's do it. - One more. Zeke. 649 00:43:31,859 --> 00:43:34,112 Zeke! Zeke! Zeke! 650 00:43:34,278 --> 00:43:37,281 All right, yeah, no, definitely. Like 20 minutes. 651 00:43:37,448 --> 00:43:39,784 - Yeah. - All right, bye. 652 00:43:39,951 --> 00:43:43,496 Yo, Donna amato, they're having a party, guess who's over there. 653 00:43:43,955 --> 00:43:45,873 - Victor. - That welching little prick... 654 00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:48,126 You fucking kidding me? 655 00:43:49,127 --> 00:43:50,503 You wanna come? 656 00:43:50,670 --> 00:43:52,588 Oh, I don't know. I'm just gonna hang here. 657 00:43:52,755 --> 00:43:54,549 Oh, come on. It'll be fun. 658 00:43:54,632 --> 00:43:57,093 - (Rapmu&c) - (Laughter) 659 00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:02,265 Eleven more credits and I can transfer to Syracuse. 660 00:44:02,431 --> 00:44:03,975 Their business program is awesome. 661 00:44:04,142 --> 00:44:06,310 Hey, you made it. 662 00:44:10,106 --> 00:44:14,986 - Vic, where are you going, buddy? - I was just grabbing a beer. What's up? 663 00:44:15,153 --> 00:44:17,446 - Listen, I'm getting your money, okay? - Cool, great. 664 00:44:17,613 --> 00:44:20,366 Let's take a ride and talk about that, all right? 665 00:44:20,825 --> 00:44:22,827 Come on, guys, stop. 666 00:44:22,994 --> 00:44:25,496 - What's going on? - Nothing, we're just fucking around. 667 00:44:27,832 --> 00:44:29,584 No. 668 00:44:32,253 --> 00:44:33,629 - Get in the fucking car. - No. 669 00:44:33,796 --> 00:44:36,174 Get in the fucking car! 670 00:44:42,013 --> 00:44:44,432 (Grunting) 671 00:44:46,184 --> 00:44:49,187 Fucking deadbeat. You know what happens when you don't fucking pay? 672 00:44:50,104 --> 00:44:51,606 (Dog barking ) 673 00:44:51,939 --> 00:44:54,317 - Stop. Stop. - What, are you gonna cry? 674 00:44:54,483 --> 00:44:56,777 And what are we, fucking assholes? 675 00:44:56,944 --> 00:44:59,447 Come on, man, where's the shit? Help us hold him down. 676 00:44:59,614 --> 00:45:00,615 - Come on. - Come on. 677 00:45:01,282 --> 00:45:02,283 Get off me. 678 00:45:02,450 --> 00:45:04,619 - No. - Quit kicking, bitch! 679 00:45:06,537 --> 00:45:09,207 Hey, you ever take chemistry? Because Dr. Parisi and me... 680 00:45:09,373 --> 00:45:11,853 - We're gonna do an experiment. - We wanna see what happens... 681 00:45:12,001 --> 00:45:13,794 When you mix sulfuric acid with toe jam. 682 00:45:13,961 --> 00:45:16,214 Fuck, no! No! No! 683 00:45:16,380 --> 00:45:19,383 Don't! Don't do it! Fuck! 684 00:45:19,717 --> 00:45:21,302 That hurt? You little bitch. 685 00:45:21,552 --> 00:45:23,596 - What's the matter? - No! 686 00:45:23,679 --> 00:45:26,014 (Screaming ) 687 00:45:26,015 --> 00:45:28,976 (Sizzling ) 688 00:45:29,060 --> 00:45:32,730 I mean, you have a kid, and they look at you... 689 00:45:33,522 --> 00:45:38,402 You look back, and you're looking at yourself, really. 690 00:45:40,196 --> 00:45:44,158 Or part of you plus another person, that love. 691 00:45:46,869 --> 00:45:51,666 I look at her eyes, man, and she looks up, back at me... 692 00:45:52,041 --> 00:45:54,794 How the fuck do I put myself up for adoption? 693 00:45:54,835 --> 00:45:57,046 (Chuckung) 694 00:45:57,296 --> 00:45:58,965 - What? - Nothing, go ahead. 695 00:45:59,131 --> 00:46:03,636 - She ain't adopted, Paulie. - I'm kidding. What were you saying? 696 00:46:07,265 --> 00:46:10,601 My point... what the fuck? My... 697 00:46:11,727 --> 00:46:14,188 It's babies. They're the future. 698 00:46:21,946 --> 00:46:26,993 You realize by the time Caitlin's out of college, it'll be like the year 2027? 699 00:46:27,159 --> 00:46:30,537 She takes after you, she won't be out of fourth grade by then. 700 00:46:30,538 --> 00:46:31,872 (All laughing) 701 00:46:32,123 --> 00:46:34,958 Of course, by that time, she'll be working here, so who gives a shit? 702 00:46:34,959 --> 00:46:36,752 (More laughter) 703 00:46:38,963 --> 00:46:41,132 (Distorted laughing ) 704 00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:58,649 (Cackling laughter resumes ) 705 00:47:07,950 --> 00:47:09,910 - Oh, what are you doing? - Nothing. 706 00:47:10,161 --> 00:47:12,079 Come on, come on. We're just fucking around. 707 00:47:12,246 --> 00:47:14,999 Okay. It's late. I gotta go. 708 00:47:16,959 --> 00:47:18,502 ( Tapping keyboard ) 709 00:47:22,506 --> 00:47:25,092 (Doorbell rings) 710 00:47:29,722 --> 00:47:32,016 (Knocking loudly) 711 00:47:34,727 --> 00:47:37,730 - Hello? - It's me. 712 00:47:43,194 --> 00:47:47,198 - I'm fucking losing it, man. - Chris, it's eleven-fucking-thirty. 713 00:47:47,365 --> 00:47:50,201 Well, you're awake though, right? I'm sorry. You sleeping? 714 00:47:50,951 --> 00:47:55,206 I'm working. I'm on a deadline for law & order. 715 00:47:55,373 --> 00:47:56,749 How much did you drink? 716 00:47:57,833 --> 00:48:00,586 - I don't know. A lot. - I'm gonna make some coffee... 717 00:48:00,753 --> 00:48:02,546 And then we're gonna call your sponsor. 718 00:48:02,713 --> 00:48:05,383 He's gone. Eddie, he's away some place. Philadelphia. 719 00:48:07,301 --> 00:48:09,136 This fucking Paulie, man. 720 00:48:09,303 --> 00:48:12,723 You think he's your friend, this cocksucker, all these pricks... 721 00:48:14,767 --> 00:48:16,268 What are you doing? 722 00:48:16,435 --> 00:48:19,897 - You're drunk. I'm making coffee. - I don't want fucking coffee. 723 00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:24,902 It's an urban myth anyway. 724 00:48:29,031 --> 00:48:31,492 - What are you writing? - Law & order. 725 00:48:33,619 --> 00:48:36,831 I'll give you stories make your fucking head curl. 726 00:48:37,665 --> 00:48:39,417 The shit I seen. 727 00:48:39,583 --> 00:48:43,087 - Fuck that, the shit I did personally. - I don't wanna hear it. 728 00:48:43,254 --> 00:48:45,589 What you need to do is sober up and get to a meeting. 729 00:48:45,756 --> 00:48:50,511 - That's your fucking answer? - It is the answer. Work the program. 730 00:48:50,678 --> 00:48:54,432 You know, you're a fucking robot. Anybody ever tell you that? 731 00:48:54,598 --> 00:48:57,476 You got any fucking emotion in there? 732 00:48:59,270 --> 00:49:02,773 I don't know about you, but my friends have abandoned me. 733 00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:05,276 I've been totally fucking ostra-fied. 734 00:49:05,443 --> 00:49:09,613 Because when we drink and we use, we are not pleasant to be around. 735 00:49:09,947 --> 00:49:13,826 My heart's fucking breaking and you're blowing me off? 736 00:49:13,993 --> 00:49:16,036 You know, my father fucking abandoned me. 737 00:49:16,203 --> 00:49:18,080 I thought he was shot. 738 00:49:20,916 --> 00:49:26,672 You have any idea, if I wanted, what I could do to these pricks? 739 00:49:26,839 --> 00:49:28,883 One phone call and it's over. 740 00:49:29,049 --> 00:49:32,428 The whole fucking castle comes down like humpty dumpty. 741 00:49:32,595 --> 00:49:36,390 Do you remember my girlfriend, Adriana? My fiancée? 742 00:49:36,557 --> 00:49:38,684 My friend Ralph cifaretto? 743 00:49:39,143 --> 00:49:41,645 - I know shit, my friend. - Chris, come on. 744 00:49:41,812 --> 00:49:45,191 Serious fucking things that would have major implications... 745 00:49:45,357 --> 00:49:47,985 - On a lot of fucking people... - I shouldn't hear this shit. 746 00:49:48,152 --> 00:49:52,156 I know, right, you said. You just wanna write about it, leech off me. 747 00:49:52,323 --> 00:49:54,241 I'm trying to help you, man. 748 00:49:57,495 --> 00:49:58,829 That fucking program... 749 00:49:59,371 --> 00:50:01,665 The government has got money to burn. 750 00:50:01,832 --> 00:50:05,419 Gravano was living large down in Arizona, all on that federal tit. 751 00:50:05,586 --> 00:50:07,838 - All right, let's get you home. - I like the sun... 752 00:50:08,005 --> 00:50:09,548 Be closer to Hollywood anyway. 753 00:50:09,715 --> 00:50:11,717 Give me your phone. I'm calling your wife. 754 00:50:11,884 --> 00:50:14,178 - What? - I have told you repeatedly... 755 00:50:14,345 --> 00:50:16,180 I do not wanna hear this shit. 756 00:50:16,889 --> 00:50:20,935 - I let you be part of my movie. - You let me? 757 00:50:22,853 --> 00:50:26,732 - I'm pouring my heart out, man. - And I'm very sorry. 758 00:50:26,899 --> 00:50:30,694 - But we met in aa. - Chris, you're in the mafia. 759 00:50:37,201 --> 00:50:38,744 Fine. 760 00:51:06,021 --> 00:51:08,857 ( Classic rock playing ) 761 00:51:18,534 --> 00:51:20,244 (Tires screeching ) 762 00:51:41,765 --> 00:51:44,602 - Hey. - Hey. 763 00:51:45,311 --> 00:51:47,479 Early night, huh? 764 00:51:49,106 --> 00:51:53,444 They're slouching up 57th street, so next time we're in the city, I wanna go. 765 00:51:53,611 --> 00:51:55,738 What's this? Party time? 766 00:51:55,904 --> 00:52:00,534 Rachael ray was on hungry. Sit down, I'll get some plates. 767 00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:04,330 Where were you guys? 768 00:52:04,496 --> 00:52:05,789 - Frat party. - At a meeting. 769 00:52:06,790 --> 00:52:09,293 - Did you go out tonight? - I met a friend for coffee. 770 00:52:09,460 --> 00:52:13,130 - That's probably why you're still awake. - I guess so. 771 00:52:13,464 --> 00:52:17,134 Miss Meadow had a mystery date she refuses to discuss. 772 00:52:17,301 --> 00:52:19,261 Oh, yeah? 773 00:52:22,306 --> 00:52:24,558 What are you doing? Sit down. 774 00:52:25,601 --> 00:52:27,478 I'm wired. I don't know. 775 00:52:32,608 --> 00:52:35,235 So, what's the mystery? That you had a date to begin with? 776 00:52:35,819 --> 00:52:38,155 Bite me, okay? 777 00:52:44,995 --> 00:52:48,207 ( Rock song playing ) 778 00:53:37,715 --> 00:53:39,883 (Rock song continues) 779 00:55:33,539 --> 00:55:35,541 [English] 58660

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