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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:29,066 Stupid thing. The pressure is shot. 2 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:31,860 Can you live with regular instead of Espresso? 3 00:02:32,027 --> 00:02:34,154 Never mind, sweetie. Thanks anyway. 4 00:02:35,614 --> 00:02:38,367 T, hey. Sorry for the ambush. 5 00:02:38,533 --> 00:02:40,118 I brung up your paper. 6 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,704 I am meeting the new realtor. 7 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:45,207 Yeah? Good luck. 8 00:02:50,879 --> 00:02:53,882 Got a call from sergeant Danny over in Newark p.D. 9 00:02:54,049 --> 00:02:56,677 Yeah? And? 10 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:03,725 T? The feds are doing some digging over by branford Avenue. 11 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:06,978 Willie overall, the bookie? 12 00:03:07,145 --> 00:03:08,855 Labor day, 1982? 13 00:03:23,995 --> 00:03:26,832 Danny says he hears it's Larry barese been talking. 14 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:32,713 Lot of work for a dead fucking bookie. 15 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:36,133 Come on, kid. Do it. 16 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:42,806 You made your bones with that prick, eh? 17 00:03:43,849 --> 00:03:45,726 Yeah. 18 00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:48,478 Old zepupin's house. 19 00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:50,731 You were shaky a little, but you did good. 20 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:52,733 I remember telling your old man. 21 00:03:53,692 --> 00:03:55,610 Twenty-five years, t. 22 00:03:55,819 --> 00:03:57,320 Possible there's nothing left. 23 00:03:57,487 --> 00:04:00,365 There'll be bones, teeth. 24 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:04,286 What are we gonna do? 25 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:07,998 We're gonna pack our toothbrushes. 26 00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:12,669 Call you in a few days on the alternate cell. 27 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:16,256 Any emergencies, call sil or Bobby. 28 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:18,592 And if you need more cash, call me. 29 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:20,886 I know the drill, Tony. 30 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:26,266 You know, it's not like I won a trip to Paris. 31 00:04:43,909 --> 00:04:46,244 You have everything? Your razor? 32 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:50,457 Yeah. Yeah, I think so. I... 33 00:04:51,041 --> 00:04:52,334 I can buy whatever I need. 34 00:04:52,834 --> 00:04:54,294 You make sure you wear sunblock? 35 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:57,756 It's nothing. A little gambling charge, that's all. It's gonna be fine. 36 00:04:57,923 --> 00:05:00,008 It's just, you know, better safe than sorry. 37 00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:02,969 I know, it's just... This is what life is still like... 38 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:05,138 At our age? 39 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:09,142 My tomatoes are just coming in. 40 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:15,941 - It's good to see you. - Yeah. 41 00:05:16,107 --> 00:05:18,819 You seem good, junior, I gotta say. 42 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:22,322 Fuck does that mean? I'm fucking incarcerated, for Christ sake. 43 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:25,826 The medicine, the Aricept, it agrees with you. 44 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:28,203 You're not repeating yourself so much. 45 00:05:28,370 --> 00:05:30,872 You gotta get me out of here. 46 00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:33,124 The smell alone in this fucking place. 47 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:39,422 - What do you hear from my nephew? - Tony? 48 00:05:39,714 --> 00:05:41,925 They sent me a card for my birthday. 49 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:44,469 I'm still waiting for an apology. Tell him. 50 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:46,263 All right. 51 00:05:47,055 --> 00:05:48,932 Which one of youse gonna tell him? 52 00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:51,184 We'll figure it out, junior. 53 00:05:53,937 --> 00:05:56,064 If you made an appointment... 54 00:05:56,231 --> 00:05:58,316 With an outside dentist... 55 00:05:58,483 --> 00:05:59,943 That might do the trick. 56 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,195 What trick? 57 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:06,074 We'll meet you there and sneak you off in our car. 58 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,412 Dinner, 10 minutes. 59 00:06:10,579 --> 00:06:12,539 So, what do you think, junior? 60 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:14,374 Enchiladas tonight. 61 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:22,299 Here's the electricians's union. 62 00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:45,530 Don't let them take my plate, kid. 63 00:07:16,561 --> 00:07:18,939 Make sure there's enough so everybody can buy in. 64 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:25,946 - Sixty dollars. - For sodas and fucking candy? 65 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:27,989 Caffeinated sodas and sugar. 66 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:30,283 You know some of them ain't allowed this shit. 67 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:32,827 Gets them all riled. I could lose my job. 68 00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:35,080 Fucking stick-up artist. I gave you my watch. 69 00:07:35,246 --> 00:07:36,790 Don't count my money, nigga. 70 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:39,793 You're making 500 percent off these motherfuckers. 71 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:42,629 You're good till lights out. 72 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:44,839 I'll steer people away from the door. 73 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:58,687 All right. No-limit five-card stud. 74 00:07:58,853 --> 00:08:00,605 Forty-dollar buy-in to the house. 75 00:08:00,772 --> 00:08:03,441 The white buttons are 5 bucks. The red buttons are 10. 76 00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:05,068 Red buttons. 77 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:06,903 What'd you say? 78 00:08:10,949 --> 00:08:13,493 Today, we got Coca-colas... 79 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,078 Fuck was I just saying? 80 00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:17,706 - The soda, junior. - What soda? 81 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:21,292 Right, the coke. 82 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:23,253 The real kind, not the diet shit. 83 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:25,463 Ice-cold, five buttons. 84 00:08:25,630 --> 00:08:30,176 Plus, we got snickers, kit kats and sprees, also five. 85 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:32,053 I'll take some sprees. 86 00:08:33,638 --> 00:08:35,390 Okay, ante up. 87 00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:46,526 This is nice, huh? 88 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:48,570 A little road trip, just you and me. 89 00:08:48,737 --> 00:08:50,696 All things considered, of course. 90 00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:54,409 Yeah, just like the old days. 91 00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:57,454 Willie-fucking-overall... 92 00:08:57,620 --> 00:09:00,457 - After all these years. - Yeah. 93 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:04,209 You remember driving around with that prick in the trunk looking for a spot? 94 00:09:07,088 --> 00:09:09,549 What was it, like a week before a.J. Was born, right? 95 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:11,468 No, Meadow. 96 00:09:11,634 --> 00:09:14,137 - Now she's gonna be a doctor. - Yeah. 97 00:09:14,637 --> 00:09:16,431 Remember we took you to luger's after? 98 00:09:16,598 --> 00:09:18,850 Me, puss, ralphie. 99 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:36,409 Chevy chase. Fuck ever happened to him? 100 00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:44,751 Let me ask you something. 101 00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:47,253 You mentioned Ralph before. 102 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,672 A few years ago, he had a beef with Johnny sack. 103 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:51,257 He made a crack about Ginny... 104 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:53,760 Huge fucking mole on her ass or some shit. 105 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,136 Yeah? 106 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:57,806 Who the fuck would tell Johnny about that joke? 107 00:09:58,181 --> 00:09:59,349 How should I know? 108 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:07,107 Nine of clubs. 109 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:14,614 You know, I try to be cooperative, but it's that message, over and over. 110 00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:17,242 Walter, what do you got? 111 00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:19,911 Flush. 112 00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:22,789 No, you don't. George? 113 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:24,707 - What? - Thought I had it. 114 00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:26,417 George, what do you got? 115 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:30,380 Your hand. 116 00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:33,341 He's got Alzheimer's. Help him, for Christ sake. 117 00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:35,260 Pair ofjacks. 118 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:40,974 Guy comes home with a bouquet of flowers for his wife. 119 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:43,768 "I guess I'll have to spread my legs now," she says. 120 00:10:43,935 --> 00:10:46,396 "Why?" he asks. "Don't you have a vase?" 121 00:10:53,444 --> 00:10:55,488 High rollers only. Keep walking, professor. 122 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,782 I'm not here to gamble. I'm looking for Keith. 123 00:10:57,949 --> 00:10:59,200 Keith's busy. Take a hike. 124 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:01,494 We had a chess match, Keith. 125 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,538 The pride of rutgers. 126 00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:05,665 Slits his wrists in the faculty lounge... 127 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:07,458 After he stabbed the Dean. 128 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:13,423 At least some of us know when we need help. 129 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:16,050 Get the fuck out of here, you fuck... 130 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:23,183 What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market? 131 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,019 I don't know. 132 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,062 "Good morning, ladies." 133 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,399 What's going on, guys? 134 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:34,319 - They're gambling, Warren. - Relax, Brian. 135 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,113 What did we say about this? 136 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:40,408 - What? It's a friendly game. - Corrado, it's too stressful. 137 00:11:40,575 --> 00:11:43,286 - Look at him. - He's not even playing. 138 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:45,872 Come on, guys. Let's wrap it up. 139 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:53,046 I saw your girl today at pet therapy. 140 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,256 How does she keep her coat so shiny? 141 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,887 They can be unexpected, frightening events. 142 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,890 But here, at beautiful crater lake national park... 143 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,850 They're just part of the scenery. 144 00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:08,568 Crater lake is located high in the cascades... 145 00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:11,731 Of south-central Oregon, about 250 miles south of Portland... 146 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:12,941 I brought you your tea. 147 00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:24,535 You did a good job tonight, kid. Here's your taste. 148 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:26,996 That's all right. 149 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:29,624 Take it. You earned it. 150 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,882 Time once, I was a kid. 151 00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:40,009 You know, my old man was a stonemason. 152 00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:43,429 He took me to work... 153 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:46,683 A job building a wall around some rich lady's garden. 154 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:50,228 She comes home. 155 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,355 I help carry her groceries. 156 00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:54,232 She goes to give me a quarter... 157 00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:57,610 Which was a lot in those days, but I say no. 158 00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:02,991 She goes in. No sooner does she close the door, when: 159 00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:05,535 My old man gives me a belt right across the mouth. 160 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,246 "What are you, millionaire? You no need money? 161 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:10,081 You no like eat?" 162 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:13,751 Even still, he was right. 163 00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:17,171 He made me walk home that night. 164 00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:21,259 Eleven fucking miles from essex fells back to Newark. 165 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:23,177 I'm from essex fells. 166 00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:25,638 A rich kid, huh? 167 00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:32,270 Warren said I should get my buttons back... 168 00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:34,647 On account of we weren't supposed to gamble. 169 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,357 Tell Warren he can fuck himself. 170 00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:39,110 Got a problem with that, tell him to come see me. 171 00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:43,197 Can I get a kit Kat at least? 172 00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:46,743 Do you believe this guy? 173 00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:49,037 Get the fuck out of here. 174 00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:58,713 Once in third grade... 175 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:02,592 I got a 96 on my spelling test. Highest Mark in the class. 176 00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,260 I was so proud. 177 00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:07,013 I brought it home to show my dad. 178 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,723 "What happened to the other four points?" He says. 179 00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:14,103 Fuck you! Fuck you! 180 00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:24,697 Uz-fm, fredericksburg. 181 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,908 Your home for classic rock... 182 00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:29,035 96.9. 183 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:32,372 Paulie, we should stop. 184 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:34,791 - Fuck are we? - Virginia. 185 00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:39,128 You remember that place... 186 00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:42,382 The dive with the fucking massage beds? 187 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:44,926 It was in culpeper, Virginia. 188 00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:47,636 The havenaire. 189 00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:50,515 We met those 16-year-old hillbilly whores... 190 00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:53,101 - Near the taxi stand. - Yeah. 191 00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:54,519 Yeah. 192 00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,229 You want the old days, let's go there. 193 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,731 We'll get a room, bucket of ice from the machine... 194 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,484 Bottle of scotch, order up a couple steaks. 195 00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:03,861 Now you're fucking talking. 196 00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:17,125 Excuse me. This place, is it new? 197 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,419 I think maybe, I don't know. 198 00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,671 There was a motel on this spot, though, right? 199 00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:24,382 - The havenaire? - I don't know. 200 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,344 Fucking guy. 201 00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:34,350 Mr. Spears, you're all set. 202 00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:37,186 Two king rooms, one night, checking out tomorrow. 203 00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:40,022 From 6 to 10, we offer a complimentary buffet breakfast... 204 00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:42,066 In the courtesy room off the lobby. 205 00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:43,651 Sign there, please. 206 00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:46,612 Can you have room service send up two fifths of glenlivet? 207 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,865 I apologize, sir, we don't serve bottles. 208 00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:50,867 There is a minibar in the room, however. 209 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,995 - All right, a couple steaks. - With baked potatoes. 210 00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:56,289 Wraps and salads only after 11. 211 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,625 Buckingham's is still open, though. 212 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,586 You could get some nachos. 213 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,633 Your dad, boy. 214 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,386 Him and me made this trip a thousand times... 215 00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:12,013 Back in the '60s. 216 00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:14,348 He had a piece of that dog track, right? 217 00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:16,350 Among other things. 218 00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,103 This one time, my first trip ever... 219 00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:21,189 We're going through Georgia. 220 00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:23,816 He's got a '59 eldorado with the fins. 221 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,694 The biarritz. He used to let me steer. 222 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,238 I'm like 20 at the time. I'm a kid. 223 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:32,158 Never been five miles out of Newark. 224 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:35,036 Anyway, I'm driving, we get pulled over. 225 00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:38,289 State trooper with the hat, fucking sunglasses. 226 00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:40,666 I got no driver's license. 227 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,376 Of course not. 228 00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:43,961 I'm shitting a brick. 229 00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:46,255 This is the deep fucking south we're in... 230 00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:47,840 And we're Italian. 231 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,259 I turn to your dad, "what do I tell this prick?" 232 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:53,638 "Relax," he says. "Tell him your cousin's on the job." 233 00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:56,057 He gives me a southern-sounding name. 234 00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:57,475 The guy comes over. 235 00:16:57,642 --> 00:17:00,144 "Oh, my cousin's a state trooper too," I tell him. 236 00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:02,522 "Maybe you know him." "What's his name?" 237 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,356 "Barney fife." 238 00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:08,611 The prick gives me a shot, I don't know what the fuck hit me. 239 00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:10,446 Your dad's fucking pissing himself. 240 00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:13,199 I mean, I never watch TV. How the fuck do I know, right? 241 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:14,367 So, what happened? 242 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,911 Your dad had to Duke the guy 100 fucking dollars. 243 00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:19,080 Probably a month's salary in those days. 244 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:23,084 You know, I remember you around that time. 245 00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:25,044 When I was bad, my dad threatened me... 246 00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:27,129 He was gonna get uncle Paulie to come get me. 247 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,842 Fucking Johnny boy, eh? 248 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,096 He loved you, my friend. 249 00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:38,307 I remember the night you were born. 250 00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:40,434 Only time I ever saw him cry. 251 00:17:42,353 --> 00:17:44,772 It's funny, you know... 252 00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:48,234 I never knew where I stood with him. 253 00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:51,529 Like he didn't believe in me or something. 254 00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:52,947 Fucking kidding? 255 00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:55,992 He trusted you enough to give you the Willie overall thing. 256 00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:58,077 And you were what, 24? 257 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,664 - Twenty-two. - So there you go, then. 258 00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:14,093 I tell the guy, I said, "listen, I don't mind paying for the tailpipe... 259 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:17,096 But that fucking muffler's still under warranty." 260 00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:19,140 - All set? - Yeah. 261 00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:21,642 - Nice talking to you. - Yeah, you too. 262 00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:24,312 Enjoy Miami. 263 00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:29,275 - What the fuck is wrong with you? - What? 264 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,527 You tell some fucking goober your life story? 265 00:18:31,694 --> 00:18:33,696 We're supposed to be laying low. 266 00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:38,326 I'm gonna grab some Danish for the road. 267 00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:02,433 - You have shit on your pants, Don. - Please be patient with him. 268 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,185 Yes, ma'am. 269 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,690 Visiting day at the zoo. 270 00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:11,901 Don't feed the cetriolo. 271 00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:16,572 - Ma. - How was church? 272 00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:19,241 It was fine. It was good. 273 00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:21,077 You remember Mr. Soprano? 274 00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:24,664 Corrado, please. Hello, my dear. 275 00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:28,167 - How are you today? - I'd complain, but who'd listen? 276 00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:33,297 They have me on a new medication. It makes me salivate. 277 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:39,011 I'll leave you two to visit. I have some letters to answer. 278 00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:42,348 - He's a good boy, this one. - Thank you. 279 00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:47,144 I have this new medication they put me on. Makes me salivate. 280 00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:09,208 How are you feeling? 281 00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:15,381 - Fine. - Maybe you can clear something up. 282 00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:19,635 Dr. Mandl says you've been acting aggressively toward other patients? 283 00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:22,346 First of all, that is total fucking bullshit. 284 00:20:22,513 --> 00:20:25,015 - Carter... - Secondly, why not lead off with that? 285 00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:26,642 What are you talking about? 286 00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:29,395 Instead of pretending to give a shit how I feel. 287 00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:33,607 Now, apparently, you are becoming a bully. 288 00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:38,446 Dr. Mandl feels you're modeling your actions on the wrong people. 289 00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:42,783 - Really? Like who? - You know who. That gangster. 290 00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:45,911 You of all people should not believe what you read in the paper. 291 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,788 All that crap they wrote about daddy. 292 00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:50,207 That was the wall street journal. 293 00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:54,003 - It was entirely different. - It's never enough, is it? 294 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:57,047 At mit, you told me, "get out and make friends." 295 00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:59,675 Now I finally do learn to assert myself a little... 296 00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:01,886 Suddenly that's a negative. 297 00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:10,326 Checking in. Spears. 298 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:19,361 - Sil. - I'll get us settled in. 299 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,574 - Hey. - It's not good. 300 00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:25,409 Feds found a body. 301 00:21:25,576 --> 00:21:28,704 Skeleton. They tentatively ID'd it as the guy. 302 00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:31,582 - Fuck. - Try and relax, huh? 303 00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:33,334 How's Paulie holding up? 304 00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:36,420 Jaws are holding up fine. He won't shut the fuck up. 305 00:21:36,587 --> 00:21:39,673 - That's too bad. - What's he gotta worry about anyway? 306 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:40,925 Scenario like this... 307 00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:43,803 The feds ain't interested in him, believe me. 308 00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:47,932 Look, I love the guy. It's just... 309 00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:50,684 - You know how he is. - Believe me, I hear you. 310 00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:52,728 What else? Let me think. 311 00:21:53,771 --> 00:21:55,898 I looked in on carm and she's okay. 312 00:21:56,065 --> 00:21:58,150 All right, thanks. 313 00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,318 Call me if you hear anything. 314 00:22:02,196 --> 00:22:04,323 Use your hat. 315 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,328 And hope to hear from you soon. 316 00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:11,664 Sincerely... no. 317 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:14,458 Respectfully, corrado soprano. 318 00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:17,294 Read it back. 319 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,756 "Dear vice president Cheney... 320 00:22:20,923 --> 00:22:24,343 As a powerful man all too familiar with accidental gunplay... 321 00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:27,721 I am writing in the hope that you will intervene in my case. 322 00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:30,683 Like yourself, I was involved in an unfortunate incident... 323 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:33,686 When a gun I was handling misfired." 324 00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:37,314 Head up, yo. I was you... 325 00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:40,192 - I'd lay off the card games a while. - Fuck's the matter? 326 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,903 The professor snitched you out to Dr. Mandl. 327 00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:47,908 What do you do with those, jameel? 328 00:22:48,075 --> 00:22:50,870 Autographed pictures of the man who capped Tony soprano? 329 00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:53,664 Shit, them motherfuckers go right on eBay. 330 00:22:54,999 --> 00:22:57,001 Come on now, sign. 331 00:22:57,918 --> 00:22:59,128 That was our deal. 332 00:22:59,962 --> 00:23:02,214 You wanna keep getting them sodas? 333 00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:09,013 Sick fucking world. 334 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:17,980 Foryou. 335 00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:20,482 I got one for Cristina and Gia too. 336 00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:21,984 Thanks. 337 00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:23,903 Where's the DVD? 338 00:23:25,863 --> 00:23:27,740 That never occurred to me. 339 00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:30,784 I'll have sil fedex you one. 340 00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:32,786 Long as you're here... 341 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:39,793 Listen, before the girls get here. 342 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:43,589 Remember that Cuban guy I was telling you about? He knocks over trucks. 343 00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:45,591 Last load was American standard... 344 00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:48,385 Sinks, toilets, tubs. 345 00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:52,097 No shit? All right, let's talk. 346 00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:55,935 I'll give you his number, you call him. Now, check this out. 347 00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:59,647 You're not gonna believe what I found when we moved into the new house. 348 00:24:04,985 --> 00:24:07,237 Holy fucking shit. 349 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:15,162 Mickey pinto took that in 1963. 350 00:24:15,329 --> 00:24:16,997 Look at that hair. 351 00:24:17,164 --> 00:24:19,500 Handsome fucking guy, eh? 352 00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:21,585 That wristband, the leather thing. 353 00:24:21,752 --> 00:24:25,005 I remember getting one just like it, me and all my friends. 354 00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:27,132 Wanted to be a tough guy just like him. 355 00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:31,804 That big one, that's your uncle junior... 356 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:34,682 And your old man in front of satriale's. 357 00:24:41,647 --> 00:24:43,899 - There he is. - It's the biarritz. 358 00:24:44,066 --> 00:24:45,567 We were just talking about that. 359 00:24:46,527 --> 00:24:48,320 Tell you what, I'll have my daughter... 360 00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:52,199 Scan them into the computer so I can get a couple of copies for you. 361 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,621 Oh, that's my wife. I gotta take this. 362 00:24:57,788 --> 00:24:59,456 No, stay. It's all right, come on. 363 00:24:59,623 --> 00:25:02,084 I gotta empty my bag anyway. 364 00:25:02,251 --> 00:25:04,003 Hey, honey, sweetie, how's everything? 365 00:25:04,878 --> 00:25:07,172 - Gia says, "hi," guys. - Hello, Gia. 366 00:25:14,263 --> 00:25:15,681 He pisses in a bag now? 367 00:25:16,473 --> 00:25:18,892 Jesus Christ, fucking kill me now. 368 00:25:21,437 --> 00:25:24,690 Supporting them with a huge warehouse covering 28 acres. 369 00:25:24,857 --> 00:25:27,609 Stuffed to the rafters with over 3000 products... 370 00:25:27,776 --> 00:25:29,737 You can order at rock-bottom prices... 371 00:25:29,903 --> 00:25:32,906 And sell for profits of up to 300 percent and more. 372 00:25:33,073 --> 00:25:35,408 It's easy to wish for a better life... 373 00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:42,041 Just pick up the phone and call this toll-free number... 374 00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:46,045 - Hello. - Junior, it's pat. 375 00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:48,005 You put any thought to our plan? 376 00:25:48,672 --> 00:25:52,384 - What plan? - The dentist. You know, like we said. 377 00:25:53,594 --> 00:25:55,846 - Who is this? - It's pat. 378 00:25:56,013 --> 00:25:59,058 The dentist, remember? You were gonna make an appointment. 379 00:25:59,641 --> 00:26:01,727 You sneak me off... 380 00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:03,395 Where would I I am it? 381 00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:05,939 A safe house, I don't know. 382 00:26:09,443 --> 00:26:10,527 The time's not right. 383 00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:14,073 I'm being watched. Call back later. 384 00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:16,075 Because I'm headed back to sarasota soon. 385 00:26:19,703 --> 00:26:20,871 Free to get started. 386 00:26:21,038 --> 00:26:23,457 They give you plenty of ideas and support. 387 00:26:23,624 --> 00:26:25,709 The quality of the products is even better... 388 00:26:25,876 --> 00:26:27,711 Than what you see in the catalogs. 389 00:26:27,878 --> 00:26:30,130 I wanted something where I was my own boss... 390 00:26:30,297 --> 00:26:33,550 Back in the day, '70s, fucking '80s... 391 00:26:33,717 --> 00:26:36,637 You didn't make a move in north Jersey... 392 00:26:36,804 --> 00:26:38,680 Without this one up your ass. 393 00:26:38,847 --> 00:26:41,183 I wasn't even born yet. 394 00:26:41,850 --> 00:26:45,646 Please. Wanna talk about stand-up guys? 395 00:26:48,816 --> 00:26:49,942 Sorry, beans. 396 00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:54,404 Hey, Carlo, can we get some more champagne, please? 397 00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:57,741 Hey, remember that yokel at the feast, mouthing off to your cousin? 398 00:26:57,908 --> 00:27:00,911 This maniac threw a vat of hot oil... 399 00:27:01,078 --> 00:27:03,705 Right from the zeppole stand on this prick. 400 00:27:03,789 --> 00:27:04,957 Oh, my god. 401 00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:07,333 Little powdered sugar, he would've been done. 402 00:27:08,919 --> 00:27:11,964 And ton, remember when we all rented that house down the shore? 403 00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:14,758 - With the bedbugs? - Summer of '78. 404 00:27:14,925 --> 00:27:17,302 Carlo, silvio, Frankie napoli... 405 00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:20,264 Place up the beach. Sonny spits in the Bronx rented it? 406 00:27:20,430 --> 00:27:23,808 That's where that hippie kid mysteriously drowned during that party. 407 00:27:28,438 --> 00:27:30,107 Hey, ton. 408 00:27:30,858 --> 00:27:33,569 - You okay? - Yeah, yeah. 409 00:27:33,735 --> 00:27:35,988 You sure, t? You're being kind of quiet. 410 00:27:36,155 --> 00:27:37,990 That's because... 411 00:27:38,157 --> 00:27:41,118 "Remember when" is the lowest form of conversation. 412 00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:02,472 I told Tommy deleo you're the boss now. 413 00:28:03,557 --> 00:28:06,435 This fucking deleo construction has always been a problem. 414 00:28:07,644 --> 00:28:10,480 Tell him I personally am upset. 415 00:28:13,275 --> 00:28:16,195 - Nice gravy, huh? - Yeah. 416 00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:20,532 Anyway, your taste. 417 00:28:21,867 --> 00:28:24,328 How's Patricia? You mind? 418 00:28:28,957 --> 00:28:30,667 Go ahead. 419 00:28:35,923 --> 00:28:39,468 Now, I'll start by making a mountain fold on each corner. 420 00:28:39,635 --> 00:28:42,179 Folding the corners into the center of the paper... 421 00:28:42,346 --> 00:28:44,431 Touché, captain blood. 422 00:28:48,894 --> 00:28:51,480 Checkers, the thinking-man's game. 423 00:28:51,647 --> 00:28:53,232 Looking for a smack in the mouth? 424 00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:54,816 Corrado? 425 00:28:55,484 --> 00:28:56,860 Language, please. 426 00:29:01,949 --> 00:29:03,575 - What do you want? - If you'd move... 427 00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:05,577 Perhaps I could reach the chess set. 428 00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:07,704 If I don't, what the fuck you gonna do? 429 00:29:07,871 --> 00:29:10,040 - You don't intimidate me. - Corrado. 430 00:29:13,252 --> 00:29:15,671 You're lucky she's here, you little prick. 431 00:29:16,171 --> 00:29:20,008 Naturally. You're only tough when there's an authority figure nearby... 432 00:29:20,175 --> 00:29:23,512 So things don't go too far. Oh, how the mighty have fall... 433 00:29:23,679 --> 00:29:25,055 Corrado! 434 00:29:28,850 --> 00:29:30,435 Get him! Get him! 435 00:29:30,519 --> 00:29:33,021 How do you like that, huh? 436 00:29:33,188 --> 00:29:35,315 Fucking smart guy. How do you like that? 437 00:29:35,482 --> 00:29:37,734 God, no. 438 00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:41,697 I'm gonna kill this prick. 439 00:29:44,574 --> 00:29:47,244 Would you describe Mr. Soprano as the aggressor? 440 00:29:47,411 --> 00:29:49,538 Is he generally a troublemaker? 441 00:29:49,705 --> 00:29:51,248 No, he cool. 442 00:29:51,415 --> 00:29:53,625 You just gotta know how to talk to him, is all. 443 00:29:54,459 --> 00:29:56,503 That's a lovely watch you're wearing. 444 00:29:56,670 --> 00:29:58,130 Is that vintage? 445 00:30:00,424 --> 00:30:03,760 Bulova, yeah. Flea market. 446 00:30:04,553 --> 00:30:07,055 Must have been quite expensive. 447 00:30:09,349 --> 00:30:12,227 Why am I the only caregiver being interrogated here? 448 00:30:12,394 --> 00:30:15,689 It wouldn't happen to be because of the color of my skin, now would it? 449 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:18,483 Thank you for your cooperation. You can go. 450 00:30:28,994 --> 00:30:31,913 I'm gonna write a change order for soprano's meds. 451 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:34,416 Yeah, I need a bridge loan. If you could. 452 00:30:34,583 --> 00:30:37,878 - Two hundred k. - Done. 453 00:30:38,045 --> 00:30:39,838 What can I tell you? I've been mush. 454 00:30:40,005 --> 00:30:41,590 It happens. 455 00:30:41,757 --> 00:30:43,967 I lost the 1:00 game by a field goal. 456 00:30:44,134 --> 00:30:46,511 It was a "pick them." Then I'm chasing the money... 457 00:30:46,678 --> 00:30:48,263 I picked the 49ers minus two... 458 00:30:48,430 --> 00:30:50,432 Fuck it. You don't wanna hear this. 459 00:30:51,016 --> 00:30:53,685 It's been this way the last couple months, though. 460 00:30:54,019 --> 00:30:55,621 Listen, this too shall pass. 461 00:30:55,645 --> 00:30:58,482 - Thanks, tatteleh. - Anytime. 462 00:30:58,648 --> 00:31:00,275 All right. 463 00:31:33,058 --> 00:31:34,935 Is this a nonsmoking room? 464 00:31:35,102 --> 00:31:36,770 Go ahead. 465 00:31:49,825 --> 00:31:52,786 - Dinner was fun the other night. - Yeah. 466 00:31:52,953 --> 00:31:54,621 How do you know Peter? 467 00:31:54,788 --> 00:31:56,498 Who Peter? 468 00:31:57,374 --> 00:31:59,126 Beansie? 469 00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:04,047 He's an old friend... 470 00:32:04,214 --> 00:32:05,590 From the neighborhood. 471 00:32:06,174 --> 00:32:08,760 So the other guy, the one with... 472 00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:11,596 White hair thingies. What's his name again? 473 00:32:11,888 --> 00:32:13,974 - Paulie. - Right. 474 00:32:14,141 --> 00:32:16,059 What is he, like, your best friend? 475 00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:19,146 - He say that? - I just figured. 476 00:32:19,312 --> 00:32:20,647 The way he was talking. 477 00:32:20,814 --> 00:32:23,900 Honestly, I thought he was your dad at first. 478 00:32:24,067 --> 00:32:26,736 There was a time when I wished he was. 479 00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:31,324 He used to work for my dad. 480 00:32:31,491 --> 00:32:33,118 I know, he told me. 481 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:54,139 Corrado? Corrado? 482 00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:56,308 It's time for group. 483 00:32:59,644 --> 00:33:02,272 It's these new pills last couple of days. 484 00:33:02,981 --> 00:33:04,191 I got no pep. 485 00:33:04,357 --> 00:33:07,319 Oh, that'll change. There's a slight adjustment period. 486 00:33:08,236 --> 00:33:10,655 But I'm sleeping all the time now. I can't focus. 487 00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:12,866 Give it some time. You'll feel a lot better. 488 00:33:13,033 --> 00:33:15,160 And your memory will improve too. 489 00:33:22,209 --> 00:33:24,336 You know that's bullshit, right? 490 00:33:24,503 --> 00:33:26,838 They're trying to numb you out... 491 00:33:27,589 --> 00:33:30,300 Because of what you did to the professor. 492 00:33:36,973 --> 00:33:39,392 Where the fuck is this guy? 493 00:33:39,559 --> 00:33:42,187 West on 84, beans said, right? 494 00:33:49,277 --> 00:33:50,695 There. 495 00:33:59,621 --> 00:34:01,039 What the fuck is this? 496 00:34:03,250 --> 00:34:04,626 Goddamn it. 497 00:34:08,672 --> 00:34:10,590 Who's Ramon? 498 00:34:13,218 --> 00:34:16,263 - Waiting long? - Everybody come tonight except charo? 499 00:34:16,429 --> 00:34:19,224 All right, hold on. Hold on, hold on. 500 00:34:19,391 --> 00:34:21,935 I'm Tony, this is Paulie. 501 00:34:22,102 --> 00:34:24,020 This is Esteban and the rest of the guys. 502 00:34:24,187 --> 00:34:25,939 We stepped away from a wedding. 503 00:34:26,106 --> 00:34:29,192 Our friend in the wheelchair says you get regular access to goods. 504 00:34:36,283 --> 00:34:37,951 Okay. 505 00:34:38,243 --> 00:34:40,579 I got a trailer full of power tools... 506 00:34:40,745 --> 00:34:42,455 Coming in later on this month. 507 00:34:42,622 --> 00:34:45,417 Factory-sealed black & deckers and makitas. 508 00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:48,253 I can get for you 50 cents on the dollar. 509 00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:50,255 Sixty grand. 510 00:34:51,590 --> 00:34:54,467 Well, 55 would work, but that includes shipping to Jersey. 511 00:34:54,634 --> 00:34:56,219 We look like fucking ups? 512 00:34:56,386 --> 00:34:59,848 Look, you send the truck up north, we send it back loaded. 513 00:35:00,015 --> 00:35:02,434 I got a line on air mattresses, pool toys. 514 00:35:02,601 --> 00:35:05,770 And I can round the load out with kérastase. 515 00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:09,274 It's a French shampoo. Twenty dollars a bottle, retail. 516 00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:13,945 Now, you get 5 percent after sale but that's gonna involve a little trust. 517 00:35:17,991 --> 00:35:19,451 All right. 518 00:35:19,868 --> 00:35:21,911 We're looking for a long-term relationship. 519 00:35:22,078 --> 00:35:24,289 - We'll be calling. - All right. 520 00:35:24,456 --> 00:35:25,999 You okay, tio? 521 00:35:40,180 --> 00:35:42,807 Corrado, how you doing today? 522 00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:45,226 I'm dying a slow death, that's how I'm doing. 523 00:35:45,393 --> 00:35:47,437 Just take your meds, yo. 524 00:35:47,896 --> 00:35:50,440 Real fucking Nazi now, huh? 525 00:35:50,607 --> 00:35:53,318 - Stop fucking pushing! - I wasn't! 526 00:35:53,485 --> 00:35:56,153 Yo, stop bumping dickheads out there. 527 00:36:17,550 --> 00:36:19,886 You should have seen him out there. 528 00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:22,347 The fuck can handle himself. 529 00:36:22,514 --> 00:36:25,350 He's got the cazzi of a 20-year-old. 530 00:36:26,101 --> 00:36:29,354 He's my friend, but Jesus, what a fucking chiacchierone. 531 00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:36,027 He tells me, "don't say nothing to nobody. He's got prostate." 532 00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:38,488 I say, "sure." He tells everybody. 533 00:36:38,655 --> 00:36:40,782 He was always like that. 534 00:36:41,658 --> 00:36:43,368 He was Gary-fucking-Cooper. 535 00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:44,744 You forget. 536 00:36:44,911 --> 00:36:48,206 One time, I fell asleep while he was on the phone. 537 00:36:48,373 --> 00:36:50,166 I wake up 20 minutes later... 538 00:36:50,333 --> 00:36:52,085 And he was still going. 539 00:36:59,217 --> 00:37:02,053 I gotta say... 540 00:37:03,304 --> 00:37:06,850 It concerns me. Lately. 541 00:37:09,018 --> 00:37:10,687 Come on, huh? 542 00:37:12,939 --> 00:37:16,568 Hey, people live alone, they get like that. It's sad. 543 00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:22,574 I'm leaving for my card game. Are you two okay? 544 00:37:22,741 --> 00:37:24,868 - Dinner was great. - Anytime, you know that. 545 00:37:25,034 --> 00:37:26,578 Thank you. 546 00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:32,083 That's a great girl you got there. 547 00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:33,960 The way she stood by you. 548 00:37:34,127 --> 00:37:36,296 Now, you see, that's what Paulie doesn't got. 549 00:37:37,630 --> 00:37:39,924 Now, I'm speaking to your point. 550 00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:41,634 He's got no wife. 551 00:37:41,801 --> 00:37:43,344 He's got no kids. 552 00:37:43,511 --> 00:37:45,180 He's got no steady income stream. 553 00:37:45,346 --> 00:37:48,725 Except for barone, which is coming to an end. 554 00:37:49,350 --> 00:37:52,270 I told him, "if you can't show legit income... 555 00:37:52,437 --> 00:37:54,939 You're vulnerable to the feds." 556 00:37:56,357 --> 00:37:58,067 He don't do shit about it. 557 00:37:59,736 --> 00:38:02,280 I think you're worrying for nothing, Tony. 558 00:38:04,449 --> 00:38:06,117 Things are going great. 559 00:38:06,659 --> 00:38:08,328 Finally. 560 00:38:08,912 --> 00:38:10,872 Maybe I'm just... 561 00:38:11,039 --> 00:38:12,999 Waiting for the other shoe to drop. 562 00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:15,251 All I know is... 563 00:38:15,418 --> 00:38:18,254 Paulie gualtieri is a stand-up guy. 564 00:38:18,421 --> 00:38:20,632 Has he ever really been put the test? 565 00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:31,142 You know, he had this painting of me in his house. 566 00:38:32,227 --> 00:38:34,395 I was all dressed up like a fucking general. 567 00:38:35,980 --> 00:38:37,565 I heard about that. 568 00:38:37,732 --> 00:38:41,611 Yeah, it pissed me off. I thought it was a fucking joke. 569 00:38:44,781 --> 00:38:47,784 - But I don't think it was. - He loves you, ton. 570 00:38:47,951 --> 00:38:49,661 You're all he's got. 571 00:38:49,828 --> 00:38:53,706 You, the guys and his image. 572 00:38:58,670 --> 00:39:00,505 I love him too. 573 00:39:01,005 --> 00:39:02,841 You always did. 574 00:39:35,540 --> 00:39:38,167 - Hey, sil. - I'm here with Bobby. 575 00:39:38,334 --> 00:39:40,587 - He just got a call from Jenna. - Who? 576 00:39:40,753 --> 00:39:42,005 Karen's sister. 577 00:39:42,171 --> 00:39:44,382 Works in the courthouse. 578 00:39:44,549 --> 00:39:46,217 Oh, yeah, yeah. 579 00:39:46,801 --> 00:39:48,803 - And? - Are you sitting down? 580 00:39:48,970 --> 00:39:50,930 Just fucking tell me. 581 00:39:51,097 --> 00:39:52,640 Jackie aprile. 582 00:39:52,807 --> 00:39:55,143 - What? - You heard me. 583 00:39:55,310 --> 00:39:57,854 Larry told them j.A. Was totally responsible... 584 00:39:58,021 --> 00:40:00,607 For the death of a certain African-American person. 585 00:40:00,773 --> 00:40:03,818 - He covered your ass. - Congratulations, Anthony. 586 00:40:03,985 --> 00:40:05,486 Yeah, well... 587 00:40:06,154 --> 00:40:07,906 You gotta wonder what's next, huh? 588 00:40:08,072 --> 00:40:09,782 Yeah, but for tonight, huh? 589 00:40:09,949 --> 00:40:12,952 All right, thanks. 590 00:40:13,119 --> 00:40:14,746 Talk to you later. 591 00:40:50,865 --> 00:40:53,785 We're off the hook on this Willie overall thing. 592 00:40:53,952 --> 00:40:55,912 Thank god. That's fucking beautiful. 593 00:40:56,079 --> 00:40:57,913 Yeah. 594 00:41:03,294 --> 00:41:05,046 Know what we ought to do? 595 00:41:05,213 --> 00:41:08,091 We ought to treat ourselves before we leave. 596 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:11,260 I was thinking maybe we'd do some sport fishing. 597 00:41:11,427 --> 00:41:13,805 - You serious? - Yeah. What are you kidding... 598 00:41:13,972 --> 00:41:16,099 The fucking marlin they got out here? 599 00:41:16,849 --> 00:41:18,226 We'll rent a boat. 600 00:41:20,395 --> 00:41:22,855 Yeah. Sure. 601 00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:28,778 "What's that got to do with chicken farming?" He asks. 602 00:41:28,945 --> 00:41:32,824 The whore says, "last year, I raised over 5000 cocks." 603 00:41:35,368 --> 00:41:37,704 - Where you going? - The head. I gotta piss. 604 00:41:38,621 --> 00:41:41,124 - One more? - Yeah. One more. 605 00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:44,627 Two fags decide they want a baby. 606 00:41:44,794 --> 00:41:46,796 So they Jack off in a cup... 607 00:41:46,963 --> 00:41:49,716 Use the sperm to get a lady friend of theirs pregnant. 608 00:41:49,882 --> 00:41:51,843 Nine months later, they go to the hospital. 609 00:41:52,010 --> 00:41:53,845 They see all the babies in the nursery. 610 00:41:54,012 --> 00:41:56,347 "Look," they say. "Our baby's the sweetest one. 611 00:41:56,514 --> 00:41:58,975 He's not even crying at all." 612 00:42:00,643 --> 00:42:02,228 Goddamn it, what the fuck is it? 613 00:42:02,395 --> 00:42:04,313 "Now he's not crying," the nurse says. 614 00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:07,066 "Just wait till we take the pacifier out of his ass." 615 00:42:07,233 --> 00:42:09,068 Right, yeah. 616 00:42:15,450 --> 00:42:16,868 Fuck me. 617 00:42:18,244 --> 00:42:20,747 Accident! Accident! 618 00:42:21,914 --> 00:42:24,333 God-fucking-damn it. 619 00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:26,335 Corrado, what happened? 620 00:42:26,502 --> 00:42:28,921 Oh, Jesus Christ on the cross. 621 00:42:29,088 --> 00:42:30,506 It's all right. 622 00:42:30,673 --> 00:42:32,133 Come on. 623 00:42:34,594 --> 00:42:37,430 I'm an old man. It was an accident, for Christ sake. 624 00:42:37,597 --> 00:42:41,017 You're on ditropan specifically to avoid incontinence. 625 00:42:41,184 --> 00:42:44,937 Not to mention Celexa, which should be curtailing your aggressiveness. 626 00:42:45,104 --> 00:42:46,981 I'm taking my medication. 627 00:42:47,148 --> 00:42:48,775 Ask hormel, you don't believe me. 628 00:42:48,941 --> 00:42:51,110 Jameel. He's been let go. 629 00:42:52,195 --> 00:42:56,157 Mr. Soprano, there's a trust among staff and patients regarding treatment. 630 00:42:56,324 --> 00:42:58,409 That means you have a choice: 631 00:42:58,576 --> 00:43:02,205 You can either wear depends while you await transfer to another facility... 632 00:43:02,371 --> 00:43:05,124 Or you can take your medication as prescribed. 633 00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:16,551 Here, corrado. Time for your medicine. 634 00:43:21,265 --> 00:43:22,975 Where the fuck is my iPod? 635 00:43:23,142 --> 00:43:27,063 Every day it's your iPod, Carter. Stop causing a commotion. 636 00:43:44,497 --> 00:43:45,790 What'd you do that for? 637 00:43:45,957 --> 00:43:47,625 I should piss myself again? 638 00:43:47,792 --> 00:43:49,001 But I did the thing. 639 00:43:49,168 --> 00:43:51,921 They're muscling me, what do you want me to tell you? 640 00:43:52,088 --> 00:43:54,048 I could have gotten in trouble. 641 00:43:54,966 --> 00:43:56,384 You don't even give a shit. 642 00:44:01,931 --> 00:44:04,809 - Let's get a card game together. - They fired hormel. 643 00:44:04,976 --> 00:44:07,103 Jameel? Fuck him. You got me. 644 00:44:07,270 --> 00:44:10,314 Maybe tomorrow, kid. I don't know. I'm tired. 645 00:44:31,252 --> 00:44:34,046 Old ironsides. 646 00:44:36,382 --> 00:44:38,217 You're supposed to say, "who, beansie?" 647 00:44:39,010 --> 00:44:40,344 Yeah. 648 00:45:43,157 --> 00:45:44,951 Where you been? 649 00:45:45,660 --> 00:45:47,787 You didn't come to lunch. 650 00:45:50,456 --> 00:45:51,916 I brought you these... 651 00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:55,253 From Keith. He owed me money. 652 00:45:55,962 --> 00:45:57,755 "Hootie and the blowfish." 653 00:45:59,674 --> 00:46:00,758 Thanks. 654 00:46:03,761 --> 00:46:06,264 That was a nice letter you wrote to Cheney. 655 00:46:07,098 --> 00:46:10,643 But he don't read them himself. They got computers that do it. 656 00:46:11,102 --> 00:46:13,271 I asked lynch, the professor. 657 00:46:13,896 --> 00:46:15,648 What are you talking to him for? 658 00:46:15,815 --> 00:46:18,776 Says we'll have a better chance if we write him at his outfit... 659 00:46:18,943 --> 00:46:20,319 Halliburton. 660 00:46:21,696 --> 00:46:24,490 My father owned grumman stock. 661 00:46:28,244 --> 00:46:31,664 My grandpa said my dad lacked character. 662 00:46:34,333 --> 00:46:36,627 Grandpa was a lion. 663 00:46:39,505 --> 00:46:41,048 You're very smart, Anthony. 664 00:46:43,175 --> 00:46:45,386 I'm sure you're very good with spelling too. 665 00:47:31,849 --> 00:47:34,018 Rigatoni a la Paulie. 666 00:47:34,185 --> 00:47:37,646 But since you're eating it, maybe it should be rigatoni a la Tony. 667 00:47:48,157 --> 00:47:49,575 What, you're not hungry? 668 00:47:50,368 --> 00:47:52,119 My fucking stomach. 669 00:47:59,794 --> 00:48:03,089 You know, when you went down below, I thought I saw a whale. 670 00:48:03,255 --> 00:48:05,925 - No shit. - It made me think of Ginny sack. 671 00:48:12,765 --> 00:48:15,726 That joke Ralph made about her, that was some funny shit... 672 00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:17,812 No matter what John said. 673 00:48:17,978 --> 00:48:21,190 - Gotta have a sense of humor, right? - Yeah. 674 00:48:27,196 --> 00:48:29,990 I heard she took an office job. 675 00:48:30,574 --> 00:48:32,493 Chubb insurance. 676 00:48:38,416 --> 00:48:40,918 It was you told him, right? 677 00:48:41,085 --> 00:48:44,088 I mean, it's no big deal. I could hardly resist. 678 00:48:44,255 --> 00:48:46,132 Grapevine, ton. I don't know. 679 00:48:47,091 --> 00:48:48,217 Yeah. 680 00:48:48,384 --> 00:48:50,970 He was a funny prick, that Ralph. 681 00:48:51,512 --> 00:48:53,889 His gladiator fixation... 682 00:48:54,056 --> 00:48:56,600 The time he hit Georgie in the eye with the chain. 683 00:48:58,769 --> 00:49:02,523 I'd have loved to have seen John's face when he heard that crack. 684 00:49:03,107 --> 00:49:06,277 Always fucking holier-than-thou because he didn't fuck other women. 685 00:49:08,237 --> 00:49:10,573 Mr. Broomstick-up-his-ass. 686 00:49:13,451 --> 00:49:15,244 You know... 687 00:49:15,703 --> 00:49:19,415 No offense, but you ever had yourself checked for tourette's? 688 00:49:19,832 --> 00:49:22,918 - What? - Tourette syndrome. 689 00:49:23,085 --> 00:49:24,253 Seriously. 690 00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:28,883 - Like you got a tick or something. - I don't know. 691 00:49:29,049 --> 00:49:31,302 It's like some people grind their teeth. 692 00:49:31,469 --> 00:49:33,429 When I'm nervous, tense or something. 693 00:49:42,438 --> 00:49:45,065 Come on, you told John about that joke, right? 694 00:49:54,867 --> 00:49:57,495 - It wasn't me, ton. - No? 695 00:49:57,661 --> 00:49:59,413 That's right. 696 00:50:09,882 --> 00:50:11,342 You want a drink? 697 00:50:11,509 --> 00:50:13,969 All right. Stewart's. 698 00:50:50,297 --> 00:50:51,632 - Think fast. - Jesus. Ton. 699 00:50:51,799 --> 00:50:53,551 Fuck, that hurt. 700 00:52:20,304 --> 00:52:23,265 What does it take to get something to eat? 701 00:52:42,159 --> 00:52:45,329 When my time comes, tell me... 702 00:52:45,829 --> 00:52:47,331 Will I stand up? 703 00:53:09,603 --> 00:53:14,066 - Who was at the door? - "Williams-sonoma. From Paulie. 704 00:53:14,858 --> 00:53:18,696 The Elektra semiautomatic chrome Espresso machine." 705 00:53:18,862 --> 00:53:20,698 - So? - My god, Tony. 706 00:53:20,864 --> 00:53:22,866 This is like $2000. 707 00:53:23,742 --> 00:53:27,996 - I mean, what is wrong with that man? - What's wrong with him? Nothing. 708 00:53:28,163 --> 00:53:30,749 It's guys like him that allows our whole lifestyle here. 709 00:53:42,386 --> 00:53:44,555 Take me over to Jeanette's house. 710 00:54:22,134 --> 00:54:25,053 In an apparent escalation of a mafia power struggle... 711 00:54:25,220 --> 00:54:26,430 What year? Let me see... 712 00:54:26,597 --> 00:54:30,058 '72, '73, back in the feech la manna days. 713 00:54:30,225 --> 00:54:34,021 I'm on a roll. I mean, I haven't lost a bet in fucking months. 714 00:54:34,188 --> 00:54:35,689 After a brazen ambush by... 715 00:54:35,856 --> 00:54:37,274 Hey, ton, you see this shit? 716 00:54:37,441 --> 00:54:38,942 Skip. 717 00:54:39,443 --> 00:54:40,819 Hey. 718 00:54:40,986 --> 00:54:43,947 Looks like Phil's the main Guinea over there now, huh? 719 00:54:44,114 --> 00:54:45,991 Anyway, we're at Maxwell's plum... 720 00:54:46,158 --> 00:54:48,118 The Saturday night before the game. 721 00:54:48,285 --> 00:54:51,205 Who walks in but fucking namath. 722 00:54:51,455 --> 00:54:54,374 Three sheets to the wind, fucking staggering like a sailor. 723 00:54:54,541 --> 00:54:56,794 So I know the game is going into the toilet. 724 00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:58,629 I said to my brother Gerry... 725 00:54:58,796 --> 00:55:00,214 He was just a kid at the time. 726 00:55:00,380 --> 00:55:03,258 "Take this money down to old caruso on the corner... 727 00:55:03,425 --> 00:55:05,302 And put it all against the jets." 728 00:55:05,469 --> 00:55:09,097 My brother was just recovering from rheumatic fever... 51238

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