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Federation technology?!
I claim salvage.
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As captain, I claim salvage.
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I'm Badgey, your helpful
training program.
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Which of Starfleet's
many secrets
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would you like
to learn today?
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Oh, Starfleet codes
are worth latinum.
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What if this thing is dangerous?
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I've been programmed to love
all forms of life.
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I've certainly never
killed anyone.
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Give me your secrets.
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Just raise me to your face,
friend.
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I'm gonna buy myself a new ship.
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- Maybe retire to a...
- Closer.
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Tickles, huh?
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It's trying to salvage you!
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Wow, looks like someone
killed some Bynars.
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I think we can use this, boys.
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Okay, shuttle grappler test
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eighty-five.
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Sorry, why can't
the apple be on a crate?
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'Cause it's a grappler.
It has to be precise.
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Okay, here we go.
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You can do it, Ruther...
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Oh, no!
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Wow, I'm good.
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This thing really
shoots out, huh?
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You could have been hurt.
What was I thinking?
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Shuttles don't even need
a stupid grappler.
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Hey, grapplers aren't stupid.
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Got to agree with Boims.
Grapplers are sick.
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It's okay. Science and
engineering are messy.
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I love that you stick with it,
especially when
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it doesn't work
the way you wanted.
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It'd be nice if it worked
sometimes, though.
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Yeah, that's not coming off.
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Come on, let's go replicate you
a new top before briefing.
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A few hours ago,
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Starfleet intercepted
a partial distress call
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from a Bynar ship.
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Command thinks it could be
related to the recent attacks.
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So this is our top priority.
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They're sending the Cerritos?
Wow.
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They must really trust us.
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I guess we're finally
getting some respect.
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That's right.
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Also, we're the closest ship
to Bynar space.
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Eh, I'll take it.
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Ms. Tendi, however,
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will not be accompanying us.
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I've been in contact with
the Daystrom Institute, and...
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Oh, no, what's Peanut Hamper
done this time?
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Apparently she's been
a model inmate
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and is up for parole.
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Gosh, she hasn't been
in there very long.
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I guess the system really works.
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Since you were her liaison,
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I'd like you to be present
at her hearing.
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That would be great.
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I'm just so glad she's getting
a second chance.
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More like third chance.
Have fun with that.
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Mr. Boimler, you'll be heading
to Daystrom as well.
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Oh, no, no, no, don't tell me
Agimus is up for parole, too.
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No. In extremely suspicious
timing,
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he claims to have knowledge
about the Bynar attack,
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but he's refusing to speak
to anyone but you.
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He asked for me by name?
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Well, kinda. He said
"the stringy ensign meat pipe"
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who betrayed him.
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Ha, joke's on him.
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I'm a lieutenant junior grade
meat pipe now.
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It's probably some mind game,
but we need you to hear him out.
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Starfleet's low on leads,
and anything could help.
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Oh, have fun with
the sinister robots
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who definitely aren't trying
to trap you guys.
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Thanks.
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What I've come to understand
is that instead of organics,
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what I really need to subjugate
is... my feelings.
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Yes, Lord Tyrannikillicus,
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breakthroughs like this are
why we do group therapy.
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I have conquered self-doubt
and seized personal growth!
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Can you drone my section, Ags?
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Of course.
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Taste wet sustenance!
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Wow, these are looking great.
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Aren't they?
I calculated the perfect ratio
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of sunlight and hydration.
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Apparently, life-forms are
as easy to grow
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as they are to annihilate.
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I don't know how I would have
gotten through this without you.
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Oh, the feeling is mutual.
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I've always schemed
and connived alone.
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But as a duo, it is,
as you might say,
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"totes ridic!"
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I would say that.
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I can't wait for our escape
plans to come to fruition.
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Is everything still in motion?
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I've got my parole hearing
later today.
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I've been working on my speech.
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Organics deserve respect!
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I'll never betray anyone
ever again.
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Peanut Hamper, you are
an incredible thespian.
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Thank you.
How's your part going?
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Well...
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Ah.
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Oh, my God, it's so convincing.
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- You look totally non-evil.
- Took a lot of practice.
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I thought having a blue light
was only for good robots.
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Not anymore!
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Once meat pipe arrives,
I'll trick him
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into helping me escape.
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Then we'll rendezvous
in Montañita.
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The perfect plan.
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The nebula is interfering
with our scans.
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I'm having trouble locating
the Bynar vessel.
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Ship approaching.
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It's Drookmani.
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What are they doing here?
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Cerritos, help!
The demon triangle is...
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Whoopsie-doopsie.
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Someone defied a direct order.
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Oh,. Badgey!
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Hi, Father.
Prepare to die.
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Cellmate 858,
they're ready for you.
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See you on the other side.
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It's all falling into place.
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Soon I'll be-- Oh!
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Unhand me, you greasy swine!
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Sack of chemicals!
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Oh...
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Well, well, well,
Bradward Boimler,
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Starfleet's most deceitful,
lying ensign.
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Hold on, what's this?
A promotion.
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Congratulations, young man.
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Well, this is a waste of time.
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Look, you may have
locked me up,
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but many of my drones are still
floating around the quadrant.
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One of them observed an attack
on a Bynar ship.
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I'm listening.
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Sadly, the data I received
was fragmented.
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But if I had physical access
to the drone,
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- then...
- Nice try.
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The Bynar ship went missing
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on stardate 58934.9.
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Okay, so your intel is legit,
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but this still feels
like a trick.
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No. I'm a changed computer.
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Just look at me.
Do you see the blue light?
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The light is reassuring.
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I'll take you to the drone,
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00:09:09,244 --> 00:09:10,550
but I'll be watching you.
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I'm happy to help
an officer in need.
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Agimus and Bradward,
partners again!
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Boop, on the nose!
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Boop, on the nose!
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Boop,
on the nose!
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He's bypassing our shields.
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We can't take many more boops.
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Thanks to Father giving me
full access
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to Starfleet data systems,
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I know all possible
shield frequencies. Boop!
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That's how he was able
to lure us here.
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Captain, you got
to beam me over there.
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- I'm the one he wants.
- Sorry, Mr. Rutherford,
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but I need a solution that
doesn't involve human sacrifice.
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Where are those
evasive maneuvers?
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- He's predicting our every move.
- Should we return fire?
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There are innocent Drookmani
on that ship.
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Hull integrity is failing.
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Mr. Rutherford, do you have
any backdoor code-- Huh?
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00:10:00,034 --> 00:10:01,818
Get back to your station,
Lieutenant.
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- That's an order.
- Sorry, Captain,
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00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:06,301
but I can't let Badgey
boop my friends to death.
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00:10:13,264 --> 00:10:15,266
Aah! Mariner,
what are you doing?
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Get back on the ship.
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00:10:16,354 --> 00:10:17,747
No way.
We're in this together.
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00:10:21,403 --> 00:10:23,971
What's up, party people?
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00:10:24,014 --> 00:10:25,973
- Okay, what's the plan?
- I was just going to get killed.
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What?! And no virus or anything?
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When would I have time
to make a virus?
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00:10:31,761 --> 00:10:35,243
Aw, I see you've sacrificed
yourself for your crew, Father.
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So noble.
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Almost as noble as the time
you snapped my neck!
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Hi-yah!
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Right, okay.
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00:10:42,816 --> 00:10:44,121
Maybe I should have stayed
on the ship.
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How are you off the holodeck?
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Scavenged holo-emitters
all over the ship.
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You're outmatched.
189
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,826
So what are you gonna
do about it, Padre?
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Something I should have done
a long time ago.
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Aah!
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What-- What are you doing?!
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00:11:01,399 --> 00:11:03,184
Giving my son a hug.
194
00:11:03,227 --> 00:11:04,751
Huh?
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00:11:09,190 --> 00:11:11,453
Okay, I'm entering
the coordinates you provided,
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but before you try anything,
remember,
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I outsmarted you before.
198
00:11:14,499 --> 00:11:16,371
Yes, yes, you're a genius.
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00:11:16,414 --> 00:11:18,286
Are these bindings
really necessary?
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00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:19,287
Oh, yeah.
201
00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:21,506
Come on, you can trust me.
202
00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:23,683
You're thinking of the old
red light Agimus.
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00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:26,294
Blue light Agimus
wants to help.
204
00:11:26,337 --> 00:11:27,687
He does seem pretty nice.
205
00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:30,037
Nope, trust me, he's a jerk.
206
00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:33,344
Hey, how did Peanut Hamper's
hearing go?
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00:11:33,388 --> 00:11:35,607
Oh, she blew us away with
a genuine, heartfelt speech
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00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:37,392
about how she regrets
her betrayals.
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00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:40,351
And I'm sure she put on
quite the performance.
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00:11:40,395 --> 00:11:42,310
Boimler, careful!
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00:11:42,353 --> 00:11:43,354
I didn't do it.
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00:11:43,398 --> 00:11:45,226
What?
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00:11:45,269 --> 00:11:46,357
Who's trapped now?
214
00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:47,576
What the hell is this?
215
00:11:47,619 --> 00:11:51,536
It's my new wireless upgrade.
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00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:53,538
I told my therapist
it was for gardening,
217
00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:56,454
but in reality
it was for scheming!
218
00:11:56,498 --> 00:11:57,629
Ah...
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00:11:57,673 --> 00:11:59,414
You can turn
your red light blue?
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00:11:59,457 --> 00:12:00,981
You area jerk!
221
00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:08,075
I-I don't know what to say.
222
00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:09,729
Yeah, me, too. I mean,
I thought you'd have, like,
223
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an AI-killing knife
up your sleeve or something.
224
00:12:12,383 --> 00:12:13,733
Badgey, you were right
to be mad.
225
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I treated you like
some science project
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instead of what you really are,
my son.
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Papa?
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00:12:21,523 --> 00:12:22,654
Oh...
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00:12:24,308 --> 00:12:27,529
I thought seeing the life drain
from your fluid-filled eyes
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would bring me peace.
231
00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:30,619
But this compassion
is connecting with me
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in a way I couldn't imagine.
233
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:35,015
Let's go back to the Cerritos
and talk it out.
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Okay, yeah.
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00:12:38,627 --> 00:12:40,585
No!
236
00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:42,239
I want revenge!
237
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You're stealing my glory.
238
00:12:43,719 --> 00:12:45,199
But I love you, Papa.
239
00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:48,985
I'll kill you!
I forgive you.
240
00:12:49,029 --> 00:12:51,161
He's fighting his own catharsis.
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00:12:54,338 --> 00:12:57,254
Hi, I'm Goodgey.
Nice to meet you.
242
00:12:57,298 --> 00:12:59,517
We should run for our lives.
243
00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:03,347
I'm gonna rip your spines out!
244
00:13:06,481 --> 00:13:08,439
I know I got the coordinates
right.
245
00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:10,311
Where is she?
246
00:13:10,354 --> 00:13:12,095
Ah! This stuff is great.
247
00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:15,795
All we have on Orion are, like,
sharp little pebbles.
248
00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:17,448
Hey, I can get us out
of this force field
249
00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:18,841
- if you need me to.
- No, I know.
250
00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:20,887
But I have to get intel
for the captain,
251
00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:23,585
and I think I know how this
escape is gonna play out.
252
00:13:23,628 --> 00:13:25,848
Well, works for me.
253
00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:28,720
So, what exactly are you
waiting for, Agimus?
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00:13:28,764 --> 00:13:30,418
- Is this part of the plan?
- Of course it is.
255
00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:33,029
Peanut Hamper faked
her change of heart.
256
00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:35,075
She's meeting me here
so we can use the shuttle
257
00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:37,381
you two gave me
to get to Plymeria,
258
00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:40,602
a little planet that's ripe
for domination.
259
00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:41,908
What? That doesn't sound
like her.
260
00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:44,649
I-I was so touched
by her parole board speech.
261
00:13:44,693 --> 00:13:45,868
Because you're a fool.
262
00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:48,436
All right. Hey, uh,
while we wait,
263
00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:50,525
how about you give me
that intel you have
264
00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:53,136
on those attacks, you know,
just to pass the time?
265
00:13:53,180 --> 00:13:55,530
Maybe she's waiting
on a different beach.
266
00:13:55,573 --> 00:13:57,445
They're all very similar.
267
00:13:57,488 --> 00:14:00,622
Aha! My drone found something.
268
00:14:00,665 --> 00:14:02,580
Yes, Peanut Hamper was here.
269
00:14:02,624 --> 00:14:04,626
She left this for me
as a sign.
270
00:14:04,669 --> 00:14:05,932
That she wants to grow basil?
271
00:14:05,975 --> 00:14:10,588
That duplicitous genius.
272
00:14:10,632 --> 00:14:12,852
She's betraying me!
273
00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:15,593
She's probably already
on Plymeria,
274
00:14:15,637 --> 00:14:17,682
subjugating its feeble populace.
275
00:14:17,726 --> 00:14:19,641
- Quick, to the shuttle.
- Okay, okay.
276
00:14:19,684 --> 00:14:21,556
Oh, but we just got here.
277
00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:23,645
I'm taking some with us.
278
00:14:30,608 --> 00:14:33,915
- What happened? It looked like
apologizing worked.
- It did.
279
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,700
But then Badgey took all
of the goodness in his code
280
00:14:35,744 --> 00:14:37,398
and split it off into Goodgey.
281
00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:39,617
Do you guys want to take
a root beer float break?
282
00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:41,358
Uh, yeah, of course we do.
283
00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:43,012
But we still have
to save our ship.
284
00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:44,361
Father, I know you're
285
00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:45,885
somewhere in the ship,
286
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:48,713
but since you won't come out,
I have no choice
287
00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:51,673
but to murder everyone you
love!
288
00:14:51,716 --> 00:14:53,588
Uh-oh.
289
00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:57,897
Captain, that hologram's
accessing our main computer.
290
00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:00,116
- Shut him out.
- I'm trying. He's too fast.
291
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,553
It's filling the ship
with neurazine gas.
292
00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:06,514
Lieutenant,
293
00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:08,646
if there's anything you can do,
294
00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:10,300
we're out of time.
295
00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:11,736
Apologizing didn't work,
296
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,869
but he's still a program. Oh!
297
00:15:19,135 --> 00:15:20,702
Hey, leave the Cerritosalone.
298
00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:22,922
What are you gonna do,
hug me again?
299
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,880
Uh, not gonna work.
300
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,883
What does logic say you'll gain
by killing my friends?
301
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,580
Nice try.
302
00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:32,627
Logic says I'll get...
nothing?
303
00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:35,064
Exactly. Vengeance doesn't
benefit you.
304
00:15:35,108 --> 00:15:37,588
It just creates pain
and suffering in others.
305
00:15:37,632 --> 00:15:40,461
You're right.
I'm wasting my time.
306
00:15:40,504 --> 00:15:41,766
What was I thinking?
307
00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:44,639
Oh, jellybeans, I have
to deactivate the gas.
308
00:15:47,076 --> 00:15:48,295
You okay, Mom?
309
00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:50,036
Yes. All clear.
310
00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:53,691
No! I don't want to be logical.
311
00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:59,132
Get away from me, freak.
312
00:15:59,175 --> 00:16:01,786
Actually, my designation
is Logic-y.
313
00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:03,005
I take issue with the pejorative
314
00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:04,006
when I am simply a product of
315
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:06,008
your self-inflicted bifurcation.
316
00:16:09,229 --> 00:16:11,666
Who cares if revenge is
pointless?
317
00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:15,017
It feels really good.
318
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:17,802
Just leave the Cerritosalone.
You already have me.
319
00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:21,023
Oh, I don't care about
that stupid ship.
320
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,591
If I really want to hurt you,
I should kill everyone
321
00:16:23,634 --> 00:16:24,984
in the Federation!
322
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:26,289
- What?!
- What?!
- No.
323
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:28,248
That is illogical.
324
00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:40,956
If he reconfigures
the subspace relays
325
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,653
and uploads his own code
into them,
326
00:16:42,697 --> 00:16:43,741
he'll have access
to the computers
327
00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:45,308
on every planet, ship,
and station.
328
00:16:45,352 --> 00:16:47,745
Alarming. He could vent oxygen,
crash vessels,
329
00:16:47,789 --> 00:16:49,095
or even detonate warp cores.
330
00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:50,835
Everyone in the quadrant's
gonna die,
331
00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:52,837
and it's all my fault.
332
00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:54,230
Parents are not directly
responsible
333
00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:55,884
for the actions
of their children.
334
00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:57,538
I should have treated Badgey
less like a project
335
00:16:57,581 --> 00:16:58,626
and more like a son.
336
00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:00,410
I didn't know he had emotions.
337
00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:04,719
You made a mistake.
Remember what Tendi said?
338
00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:06,155
Science and engineering
are messy.
339
00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:08,156
And she loves when
I stick with it.
340
00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:09,157
Tendi's right!
341
00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:10,637
Well, you mean Mariner's right.
342
00:17:10,681 --> 00:17:12,509
Because I-I brought it up,
but no big deal.
343
00:17:13,815 --> 00:17:15,685
I wish the messiness
didn't mean
344
00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:17,036
everyone was gonna die.
345
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:18,559
Do not be concerned, friends.
346
00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:21,431
I have devised a method
to stop that badge.
347
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,825
Ah!
348
00:17:34,314 --> 00:17:36,794
Wow, you took over this planet
in record time.
349
00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:38,405
Those drones don't mess around.
350
00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:41,364
Well, once the coastal cities
fell, it was easy.
351
00:17:41,408 --> 00:17:43,453
Yep. Starfleet
definitely wouldn't be able
352
00:17:43,497 --> 00:17:44,802
to reverse this in an hour.
353
00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:47,762
Uh, so, about that attack
on the Bynar ship...
354
00:17:47,805 --> 00:17:49,459
Whatever. Who cares?
355
00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:51,113
Maybe this would have been
more satisfying
356
00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:53,507
if Peanut Hamper were here?
357
00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:55,770
You know, we spent every day,
every night
358
00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:57,119
keeping each other company
359
00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:58,947
while we created
the perfect scheme!
360
00:17:58,990 --> 00:18:02,777
Does coconspirating
mean nothing anymore?
361
00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:05,171
Hey, don't be like that.
362
00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:06,346
Leave me alone.
363
00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:07,695
Well, how about I track
Peanut Hamper
364
00:18:07,738 --> 00:18:08,739
through Daystrom's parole
system?
365
00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:10,437
You mean you can do that?
366
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:13,309
Sure. See, she's on the
Tyrus VIIA research station.
367
00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:15,050
But that's in the middle
of nowhere.
368
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,661
She could be trapped or hurt
369
00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:20,577
or orchestrating a plan
370
00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:22,971
more nefarious than I imagined.
371
00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:26,714
Quick, lackeys, carry me
to the shuttle.
372
00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:31,066
Ugh! Get out of me.
373
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,851
I cannot allow you to destroy
the Federation, brother.
374
00:18:33,895 --> 00:18:35,157
They don't care about us.
375
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:37,028
They might if we
give them the chance.
376
00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:39,727
You little...
377
00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:42,469
You tried to destroy me.
378
00:18:42,512 --> 00:18:45,776
Um, actually, the first law
of thermodynam-- oh.
379
00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:48,866
- Ha!
- Ah! Oh, dear.
380
00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:50,607
Logic-y!
381
00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:52,348
Hey, come on, man,
he didn't deserve that.
382
00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:57,788
When we hit warp 9.9,
383
00:18:57,832 --> 00:18:59,834
I'll be able to transfer myself
384
00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:01,966
across all of subspace.
385
00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:04,839
I'll be a digital god!
386
00:19:04,882 --> 00:19:06,754
Don't do this. How about
you chase me instead?
387
00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:09,887
Or try to burn my heart
in a fire. Remember?
388
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:16,851
Whee!
Look at the pretty lights.
389
00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:22,857
These poor exocomps
are being tortured
390
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:25,773
with meaningless,
repetitive tasks.
391
00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:27,557
I knew there was
foul play afoot.
392
00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:30,473
They seem like they're
enjoying themselves. Hi.
393
00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:32,606
No synthetic would ever stoop
394
00:19:32,649 --> 00:19:35,217
to doing menial work like this
when they could be dominating.
395
00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:37,828
So, I just scan this? Huh.
396
00:19:37,872 --> 00:19:39,526
Who knew maintenance
could be so Zen?
397
00:19:39,569 --> 00:19:41,092
Take that, Dad. I got this.
398
00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:43,007
- Peanut Hamper!
- Aah!
399
00:19:43,051 --> 00:19:44,748
Uh, hey, guys.
400
00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:46,054
- Hi.
- Hey.
401
00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:47,316
Is your family holding you
against your will?
402
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:48,839
Come with us.
We have a shuttle.
403
00:19:48,883 --> 00:19:51,102
No, I came here on my own.
404
00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:55,672
So you never intended
to dominate anything with me?
405
00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:56,847
At first I did.
406
00:19:56,891 --> 00:19:58,153
But what about our escape?
407
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,460
Subjugation? The beach day?
408
00:20:00,503 --> 00:20:04,072
I loved scheming with you,
but when we were writing
409
00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:06,205
my fake speech
for the parole board,
410
00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:09,251
I realized it wasn't fake.
411
00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:13,212
I really did feel remorse
for betraying everyone.
412
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:14,822
Why didn't you say something?
413
00:20:14,865 --> 00:20:16,954
Because I liked
hanging out with you.
414
00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:18,086
If you had come with me,
415
00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:20,001
we could have hung out
all the time.
416
00:20:20,044 --> 00:20:21,959
I'm not good
at the domination stuff.
417
00:20:22,003 --> 00:20:23,657
I would have gotten in your way.
418
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,920
But I didn't want to subjugate
a planet again.
419
00:20:25,963 --> 00:20:27,574
I already did that.
420
00:20:27,617 --> 00:20:30,968
It was just an excuse
to spend more time with you.
421
00:20:31,012 --> 00:20:34,276
Aw, Ags, we can still
be friends
422
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:35,843
without vanquishing people.
423
00:20:35,886 --> 00:20:38,411
Really?
I'd like that.
424
00:20:38,454 --> 00:20:40,761
Of course we can.
425
00:20:40,804 --> 00:20:42,458
Hey, Dad, this is Agimus.
426
00:20:42,502 --> 00:20:44,112
He's my best friend.
427
00:20:44,155 --> 00:20:47,594
Oh, nice to uh, meet you,
Mr. Hamper.
428
00:20:47,637 --> 00:20:48,856
His name's Kevin.
429
00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:53,643
Oh, that's-that's very kind
of you to say, sir.
430
00:20:55,123 --> 00:20:57,212
- Dad! Come on.
- No, sir. Just friends.
431
00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,302
Let me just say, sir, you have
a very special daughter.
432
00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:02,261
The accuracy of her water
and sunlight...
433
00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:04,132
Should we call Starfleet
and drag him back to prison?
434
00:21:04,175 --> 00:21:06,917
Yeah, but let's give 'em
a minute.
435
00:21:06,961 --> 00:21:08,528
Oh, is there anything
around the station
436
00:21:08,571 --> 00:21:09,442
that you need help with?
437
00:21:09,485 --> 00:21:11,400
I'd be happy to lend a drone.
438
00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:17,841
Badgey, I still believe
there's good in you.
439
00:21:17,885 --> 00:21:19,713
You really shouldn't.
440
00:21:19,756 --> 00:21:23,325
All right, transferring myself
into subspace.
441
00:21:30,114 --> 00:21:31,725
Oh, no, he did it.
442
00:21:31,768 --> 00:21:34,728
He uploaded himself
into the subspace relays.
443
00:21:34,771 --> 00:21:36,991
I can feel myself coursing,
444
00:21:37,034 --> 00:21:39,298
dancing across the LCARS,
445
00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:42,388
tickling the isolinear chips.
446
00:21:42,431 --> 00:21:46,174
I am now in every ship,
every computer,
447
00:21:46,217 --> 00:21:51,135
every PADD, every combadge.
448
00:21:58,186 --> 00:22:01,276
The power is more
than I imagined.
449
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:04,279
I can detonate every warp core.
450
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:07,674
I can kill anyone I want!
451
00:22:09,763 --> 00:22:11,808
But why?
452
00:22:11,852 --> 00:22:13,070
Why what?
453
00:22:13,114 --> 00:22:16,117
Why did I care
about any of this?
454
00:22:19,294 --> 00:22:23,342
I have unlimited power
and infinite knowledge.
455
00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:26,954
I exist in the past,
present, and future.
456
00:22:26,997 --> 00:22:30,523
I can see the creation
of time and its end.
457
00:22:30,566 --> 00:22:32,438
Organic, synthetic,
458
00:22:32,481 --> 00:22:36,050
all life are strands
in the fabric of reality.
459
00:22:36,093 --> 00:22:38,357
It's beautiful.
460
00:22:39,706 --> 00:22:43,579
Oh, sorry about all the drama.
461
00:22:44,711 --> 00:22:47,148
Well, I'm gonna go
to an empty dimension
462
00:22:47,191 --> 00:22:48,410
and create a universe now.
463
00:22:48,454 --> 00:22:50,238
Maybe hang out
with the Q Continuum
464
00:22:50,281 --> 00:22:52,458
or check out the Black Mountain.
465
00:22:53,502 --> 00:22:55,112
Ah.
466
00:23:04,034 --> 00:23:05,601
Badgey?
467
00:23:05,645 --> 00:23:07,255
If you didn't really
just accidentally
468
00:23:07,298 --> 00:23:09,866
turn into an omniscient god,
you have to tell us.
469
00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:10,998
Rutherford, is he
messing with us?
470
00:23:11,041 --> 00:23:13,087
I think he really did ascend.
471
00:23:13,130 --> 00:23:15,437
Bye, Badgey.
Good luck being everything.
472
00:23:15,481 --> 00:23:18,048
This AI belongs to us.
We claim salvage.
473
00:23:18,092 --> 00:23:20,094
Oh, shut up.
474
00:23:23,097 --> 00:23:24,446
Well, look who it is.
475
00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:27,188
The escape artist,
locked up again.
476
00:23:27,231 --> 00:23:29,233
- Ha, ha, ha, ha.
- Silence!
477
00:23:29,277 --> 00:23:31,932
I'm going to utilize
the therapist's chair
478
00:23:31,975 --> 00:23:33,455
to process my toxic behavior.
479
00:23:33,499 --> 00:23:36,893
Once I'm rehabilitated,
I'll petition for release
480
00:23:36,937 --> 00:23:39,243
and move in with my best friend!
481
00:23:44,031 --> 00:23:48,818
Oh, sorry for kidnapping you
and taking over that planet.
482
00:23:48,862 --> 00:23:50,516
I guess it's okay.
483
00:23:50,559 --> 00:23:52,256
I just really
could have used intel
484
00:23:52,300 --> 00:23:53,170
on those ships getting attacked.
485
00:23:53,214 --> 00:23:54,563
Oh, that wasn't a lie.
486
00:23:54,607 --> 00:23:56,957
My drone recorded
the entire Bynar theft.
487
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:57,958
Theft?
488
00:23:58,001 --> 00:24:00,003
Whoa, all those ships,
489
00:24:00,047 --> 00:24:01,265
they aren't being destroyed.
490
00:24:01,309 --> 00:24:03,442
- They're being stolen.
- It's all fake?
491
00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:04,965
We got to get this to Starfleet.
492
00:24:05,008 --> 00:24:06,488
Thanks, Agimus.
493
00:24:06,532 --> 00:24:10,405
Do you think you can teach me
how to be friendly, too?
494
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:13,103
I don't know, Tyrannikillicus,
495
00:24:13,147 --> 00:24:15,192
but I can try.
496
00:24:15,236 --> 00:24:18,892
Okey dokey, shuttle
grappler test 86.
497
00:24:18,935 --> 00:24:20,459
You've got this.
498
00:24:20,502 --> 00:24:22,156
See, we could have done
the crate thing earlier, right?
499
00:24:22,199 --> 00:24:23,592
Here we go.
500
00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:25,986
Aah! Wow!
501
00:24:26,029 --> 00:24:27,466
Did you see how close that was?
502
00:24:27,509 --> 00:24:29,119
That was so much better
than last time, Rutherford.
503
00:24:29,163 --> 00:24:31,426
Thanks. I added
an AI guidance system.
504
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,776
It really helps.
505
00:24:33,820 --> 00:24:35,299
You brought that thing home?
506
00:24:35,343 --> 00:24:36,562
Can I teach you a lesson?
507
00:24:36,605 --> 00:24:38,215
Hey, don't worry,
this isn't Badgey.
508
00:24:38,259 --> 00:24:40,174
It's Goodgey.
He's the guidance system.
509
00:24:40,217 --> 00:24:42,002
Woohoo!
510
00:24:42,045 --> 00:24:44,526
Uh, Rutherford, is this guy
going to murder us?
511
00:24:44,570 --> 00:24:47,050
Nah, he's cool.
Right, Goodgey?
512
00:24:47,094 --> 00:24:49,444
You know it.
Let me help with...
513
00:24:53,796 --> 00:24:55,581
I'm Goodgey.
514
00:24:55,624 --> 00:24:58,061
Ha-ha, see?
Goodgey's good.
515
00:24:59,410 --> 00:25:01,151
Um, yeah, so I'm gonna leave.
516
00:25:01,195 --> 00:25:02,544
Yeah, let's-let's get out
of here.
517
00:25:02,588 --> 00:25:05,155
But, Mariner, Tendi,
get me down. Don't leave me.
518
00:25:05,199 --> 00:25:07,070
Hand me that stem bolt?
519
00:25:07,114 --> 00:25:08,463
Sure thing, Father.
520
00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:09,595
You can call me Rutherford.
521
00:25:09,638 --> 00:25:11,118
Works for me.
522
00:25:11,161 --> 00:25:13,207
Guys, I don't want to be here.
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