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Ugh, why do we always
get cleanup duty
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when they've tortured a Reman?
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They leave behind
the biggest mess.
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Sub-Commander Vrek
takes pleasure in our misery.
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Hopefully, he doesn't get
too comfortable,
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for soon my plans
will come to fruition
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and his life will be disrupted.
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You are betraying
Sub-Commander Vrek?
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That is a pity
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because I am already
betraying him
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and my plans
will come to fruition first.
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Oh, please,
don't make me scoff.
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Your plans
are barely even schemes.
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You wouldn't know a scheme
from a conspiracy.
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Ooh, an alert.
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Our sinister plans
will have to wait.
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Ugh, Reman juice
never comes out.
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Status report.
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An unknown ship seems to have
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intentionally blocked our path.
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How did they detect us?
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Assassination plots against me
are one thing, but sabotage?
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Is this your doing, Malok?
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How dare you.
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Of course I crave your demise,
but not like...
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Silence. I've been stabbing
commanders in the back
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since before your mother
killed her first traitor.
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Wipe this crumb
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from our path so I can focus
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on being suspicious.
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Commander, our systems--
they're not responding!
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That's impossible.
Fire disruptors!
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No, it's true.
Our shields are deactivating.
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Go to cloak!
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Let me die!
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No, no, no. Stay with me, Shaxs.
You're gonna get through this.
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We're exploring
the galactic frontier,
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we need to stay flexible.
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Wow, you're really tight today.
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What's got you so tense, amigo?
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One minute,
T'Ana's all over me,
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the next, she says
I'm too clingy
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and she won't come out
from under the bed.
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Have you tried scratching your
fingers on the covers and going
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- "pss-pss-pss-pss"?
- Of course I have!
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How's it going
with the new lieutenants?
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Good, except for Mariner.
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- Mm-hmm.
- I've got her
right where I want her.
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She thinks she knows the score,
but trust me,
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she won't be my problem
for long.
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- Hot fudge sundaes after this?
- Oh, yeah.
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Cheat day.
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We put a lot of light-years
on these orange slabs.
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I promised myself
I wouldn't get emotional.
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Aw, how could you not?
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We spent so much time
hanging out,
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staying up late
ranking captains by cuteness,
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swapping bodies
because of those cosmic rays.
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We learned too much
about each other that day.
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I'm even gonna miss the dent
I made from all the times
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I slammed my head on the ceiling
during a red alert.
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Goodbye, Denty.
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You okay, Mariner?
Need any help packing?
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No thanks.
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Ransom's just gonna knock me
back down to ensign anyway.
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He promoted you last week.
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I just heard him bragging to
Shaxs that he's messing with me.
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- What? Why?
- I mean, who knows. His brain
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is, like, the only part
of his body he doesn't work out.
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But didn't he say
he was going to support you?
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No, they always do, and then
the second I speak my mind? Bam.
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Right back to being an ensign.
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They always think it's,
like, a learning experience.
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Wait, is he dumb
or playing mind games?
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Well, who cares.
I'm not falling for it.
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Ransom's just waiting
for me to mess up, huh? Fine.
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I'm gonna become
an insubordination supernova
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and control my own fate.
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But you're not actually gonna
blow anything up, right?
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No. I'm gonna talk back,
break the rules,
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crack some inappropriate jokes
in front of an ambassador.
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When I get demoted,
it'll be because I earned it.
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Well, that should prove
to be a disaster.
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Should we go check out
our rooms?
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Yeah, come on Rutherfor...
Oh, right.
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I'm sorry.
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You guys go ahead.
I'm still a lowly ensign.
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Ugh, I totally forgot
you didn't get promoted with us.
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You exude lieutenant
junior grade energy.
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I don't know
if I'm going to like
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not bunking five feet away from
you. I mean, how will I sleep
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without someone muttering
about the warp threshold?
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Aw, Tendi, don't worry,
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I'll just get a promotion today
so I can join you guys.
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I... don't know
if it's that easy.
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I just have to do some
amazing engineering.
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How hard could it be?
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Oof. What I would give
for his confidence.
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Huh. Maybe you'd have it if you
didn't hit your head so much.
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Don't say stuff
like that in front of Denty.
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What up, nerds?
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Who's ready to get mission-y?
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Almost on time, Mariner.
Well done.
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This is Ensign Gary's
first away mission,
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so I'd like you to take him
under your wing. You know,
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once you change
into your uniform.
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No, you know, I thought
I'd keep it "caszh" today.
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Simple mission, simple outfit.
This guy gets it.
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Okay. Speaking of the mission,
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please fill Ensign Gary in
on the particulars.
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Can do, hoss. Boom.
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Today we're dealing
with a classic "menage."
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- "Menage"?
- A menagerie.
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Well, it's basically
just a big-ass alien zoo
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full of aliens
run by another alien.
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This one scooped up a couple
of humans...
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"by accident," so
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we got to bust them
the out.
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Oh, I-I didn't know
it would be dangerous.
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It's not. And this place
has a strict no-weapons policy.
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Eh, menageries
are always capturing humans
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then turning them back over
to Starfleet.
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We'll be in and out, no biggie.
Right, Jack?
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Let's just get in the shuttle.
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Wait, when
you're a lieutenant JG
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you can call him Jack?
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I always call him Jack
because, you know,
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socially, we're equals.
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Right, Jack?
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We're leaving now.
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Oh, boy,
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Mirror Universe Archer,
you're gonna love our new room.
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Aah...
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The nacelle is right there?
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Okay,
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not the best view,
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but I'm sure
I'll get used to it.
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Aah! Lil' Archer!
Ah...
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Take her in nice and easy.
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Aye aye, sir.
Nice and easy.
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- What are you doing?!
- Slow down, slow down,
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slow down!
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I don't want to die!
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- Was that nice and easy enough?
- That...
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was some great piloting.
Let's get to work.
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I need to replicate
some new pants.
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Oh-ho, greetings.
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Narj is happy to welcome you
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to Narj's Miraculous
Menagerarium,
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recently voted one
of the top thousand menageries
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in the quadrant.
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Narj will be sad
to lose the humans.
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They're incredibly popular.
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How did they even get locked up
here in the first place?
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Accidentally scooped up
with a shipment of bipedals.
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Narj has to admit that Narj
does have a hard time
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telling non-botanical
creatures apart.
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Happens all the time.
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Humans are always
getting stuck in menageries.
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But don't worry,
I brought my best team with me.
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We'll be out of your leaves
lickity split.
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His best team? What the hell
is that supposed to mean?
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I guess the commander likes us.
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What? No, he doesn't.
He's messing with me.
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He's setting me up
for humiliation
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when he comes down on me later.
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Are you guys
breaking up or something?
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Yeah, we are, as coworkers.
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And we're gonna
force it right now.
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I'm having a little trouble
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decoding the dynamic here,
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but I'd really like
to be left out of it.
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Hey, Narj.
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What got you
in the prison business, huh?
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Just a cruel weirdo
who loves locking people up?
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A prison is a place
for criminals.
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- I've given these
sweet creatures a safe home.
- What about this little guy?
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He doesn't deserve to be
in your -up hobby.
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Hobby? The Moopsy
is Narj's favorite.
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Moopsy.
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Do you imprison
everything you like?
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- Of course.
- Mariner,
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it's not our place
to judge the menagerie.
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We're just here
to collect the humans.
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No, you're here
to collect humans.
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I'm here to behuman,
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which means calling bull
when I see it.
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Narj does not understand.
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Narj abides by Federation law.
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Don't worry about it.
She's a firebrand,
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but I trust her with my life.
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No, you're not getting
in my head.
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Moopsy.
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And I can't wait until we're
the same rank again because then
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we can get back to praising
people behind their backs.
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I think Boimler's
gonna be a great lieutenant.
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I don't want you to pressure
yourself to get a promotion
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just so we can hang out.
It can take years.
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Don't worry, I've been working
on something pretty impressive.
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Billups is gonna love it.
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Commander Billups.
Can I run something by you, sir?
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Of course, Mr. Rutherford.
What's up?
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For the past year,
I've been working
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to decrease vibration
in the warp manifold
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by a factor of .05.
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.05? That can't be right.
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Well, it wasn't easy, but with
a little ingenuity...
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No, I mean it can't be right
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because, a few minutes ago,
Ensign Livik
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decreased the vibration
by a factor of .06.
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Ensign Livik? Who's that?
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The new guy.
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Livik! Livik!
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Livik! Livik!
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Livik.
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Ha! Stupid bussard light.
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You ain't so tough now.
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I'll tell you,
if Livik keeps this up,
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he'll have a promotion
in no time.
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Let's fire up
his protocol right now.
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I want to see
that .06 in action.
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Help.
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And right this way.
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Hello, humans.
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Narj hopes you have enjoyed
your stay in the "menage."
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Now, it is time for you to
return to your natural habitat.
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I know you're taking a hit
losing these guys.
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We appreciate
the positive attitude.
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Not to worry.
My real moneymakers
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are the Pyrithian
Swamp Gobblers over there.
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Moopsy.
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Hm?
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Oh,!
The Moopsy is free!
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Oh, no, your cuddliest
prisoner is loose.
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Whatever shall we do?
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You don't understand.
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Everything here
is incredibly dangerous.
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Moopsy.
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Can't be worse
than the Swamp Gobblers.
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Of course it's worse!
They only gobble you.
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The Moopsy drinks your bones!
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How does something drink bones?
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Holy!
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Run! Run for your lives!
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Moopsy.
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Come on, come on, come on,
show me that sweet
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incremental improvement.
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Yes!
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Commander Billups?
You might want to sit down.
250
00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:43,000
I increased the power output
251
00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:45,660
of the Tucker Tubes
by seven pico-cochrans.
252
00:11:45,700 --> 00:11:47,270
That's great, Rutherford.
253
00:11:47,310 --> 00:11:49,270
I just hope those adjustments
can apply to the Billups Tubes.
254
00:11:49,310 --> 00:11:50,360
The what now?
255
00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:52,320
Ensign Livik figured out
how to add
256
00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:54,970
a third tube without triggering
a Heisenberg collapse.
257
00:11:55,010 --> 00:11:56,190
A third tube?
258
00:11:56,230 --> 00:11:58,970
Yeah, and he named it
the Billups Tubes.
259
00:11:59,020 --> 00:12:00,540
Classic Livik.
260
00:12:00,580 --> 00:12:01,980
I-I don't even know
what we use these for,
261
00:12:02,020 --> 00:12:02,930
but I love them.
262
00:12:02,980 --> 00:12:04,810
- Livik! Livik!
- Livik.
263
00:12:06,110 --> 00:12:09,590
Wow, so close to the holodecks.
This is gonna be awesome.
264
00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:12,860
That's more like it.
265
00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,950
Thanks for helping me
get my new quarters, sir.
266
00:12:14,990 --> 00:12:16,600
Happy to help, baby bear.
267
00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:19,120
Well, have fun getting
settled in. I've got to run.
268
00:12:19,170 --> 00:12:21,690
Dr. T'Ana and I have a date
on the holodeck.
269
00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:23,130
Have fun.
270
00:12:23,170 --> 00:12:25,480
You ready to get disgusting?
271
00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:28,180
Has that ever
stopped you before?
272
00:12:31,220 --> 00:12:33,490
Computer, activate
T'Ana program 35.
273
00:12:33,530 --> 00:12:36,970
Uh, how thin are these walls?
274
00:12:37,010 --> 00:12:38,190
With me, my merry men.
275
00:12:38,230 --> 00:12:39,930
We must make haste to the castle
276
00:12:39,970 --> 00:12:41,710
to save the Maid Marion.
277
00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:43,450
Ow! What are you doing?
278
00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:46,060
Shut your face.
I'm Robin Hood now.
279
00:12:46,110 --> 00:12:48,590
Toodley doo!
Shaxs, hold him down.
280
00:12:48,630 --> 00:12:50,370
You've already hurt him
pretty bad.
281
00:12:50,420 --> 00:12:52,810
- Kick his head!
- Help! A cat
282
00:12:52,850 --> 00:12:56,250
has stolen my hat and arrows.
283
00:12:56,290 --> 00:12:58,600
Can't we just do the program
as intended for once?
284
00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:00,380
Oh!
285
00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:05,040
And now that I am president
286
00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:06,480
of all Starfleet,
287
00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:08,090
allow me to present
288
00:13:08,130 --> 00:13:10,870
my inaugural scatting.
289
00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:13,610
Why is there a room
between two holodecks?
290
00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:15,220
Don't make me arrow you!
291
00:13:15,270 --> 00:13:16,490
Ow! Stop that.
292
00:13:16,530 --> 00:13:18,230
- Make me!
- Ow!
293
00:13:18,270 --> 00:13:20,060
I steal from the
and give to my!
294
00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:27,930
Moopsy.
295
00:13:36,770 --> 00:13:39,730
So much...
for these new pants.
296
00:13:39,770 --> 00:13:40,900
Uh, no-weapons policy
297
00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:42,950
in a death-trap zoo?
genius.
298
00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:45,990
- What's your problem?
- Do I really have to say it?
299
00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:47,690
Wait, you think
I let that thing out?
300
00:13:47,730 --> 00:13:49,390
You've been pulling
insubordinate crap all day.
301
00:13:49,430 --> 00:13:50,560
Oh, that is rich.
302
00:13:50,610 --> 00:13:51,610
You're the one who let
303
00:13:51,650 --> 00:13:53,220
a bone-eating monster
out of its cage.
304
00:13:53,260 --> 00:13:54,520
Uh, Narj will
make sure the Moopsy
305
00:13:54,570 --> 00:13:56,090
is still attacking the door.
306
00:13:56,130 --> 00:13:57,480
Yeah, I've been pushing
your buttons, because
307
00:13:57,530 --> 00:13:59,310
I knew you were looking
for a reason to demote me,
308
00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,050
and of course it's for something
I didn't even do.
309
00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:02,580
Wait, why would I want
to demote you?
310
00:14:02,620 --> 00:14:05,710
Gee, I don't know, how about
our entire working relationship?
311
00:14:05,750 --> 00:14:07,190
What? I'm a good boss.
312
00:14:07,230 --> 00:14:09,060
You stabbed me in the foot
with a battle blade,
313
00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:12,280
you-you turned into a giant head
and tried to eat me,
314
00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:13,720
you tried to trick me
into messing up
315
00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:15,500
- on that space elevator...
- That was an orbital lift.
316
00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:17,810
And then, after you promised
you would believe in me,
317
00:14:17,850 --> 00:14:19,030
I heard you tell Shaxs
in the gym
318
00:14:19,070 --> 00:14:20,900
that I wasn't gonna
be your problem anymore.
319
00:14:20,940 --> 00:14:23,030
W-What? The gym?
You heard that?
320
00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:24,550
Ha! You admit it.
321
00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:27,120
All I meant is that
you're not gonna be my problem
322
00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:29,390
because I'm not gonna take the
bait with your insubordination.
323
00:14:29,430 --> 00:14:31,170
Bait? What-what are you
talking about?
324
00:14:31,210 --> 00:14:32,210
Ugh, it's all in your file.
325
00:14:32,260 --> 00:14:34,000
You've been promoted
a dozen times,
326
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,130
then you always get demoted
for acting out.
327
00:14:36,170 --> 00:14:38,050
- Yeah, 'cause I'm a, you know,
I'm a free spirt.
- No.
328
00:14:38,090 --> 00:14:40,400
Because you're manipulating
your commanding officers.
329
00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:42,400
I'm gonna be the first one
who doesn't fall for it.
330
00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:43,970
Trust me, it's not easy.
331
00:14:44,010 --> 00:14:46,400
I do not try to get demoted.
332
00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:48,400
What have you
been doing all day?
333
00:14:48,450 --> 00:14:50,410
No. I... I was... You...
334
00:14:50,450 --> 00:14:52,360
Uh... Okay, fine,
that was just today.
335
00:14:52,410 --> 00:14:54,760
- You always do.
- No, I don't. I...
336
00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:57,110
Shut up.
337
00:14:57,150 --> 00:14:59,110
- Why would I do that?
- I don't know.
338
00:14:59,150 --> 00:15:02,030
But I'm sorry to say you still
have my unwavering support,
339
00:15:02,070 --> 00:15:03,590
no matter how hard you make it.
340
00:15:05,420 --> 00:15:06,810
I didn't let the Moopsy out.
341
00:15:06,860 --> 00:15:08,550
I believe you.
342
00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:10,510
Okay. Thank you.
343
00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:12,860
I'm glad you two worked
your whole thing out,
344
00:15:12,910 --> 00:15:15,260
but can we maybe focus
on the bone-drinking monster
345
00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:17,300
this plant guy
probably set loose?
346
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:19,520
You accuse Narj
of Moopsy freeing?
347
00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:21,260
Narj would never
do such a thing.
348
00:15:21,310 --> 00:15:24,180
Not even if we got killed and
you kept your valuable humans?
349
00:15:24,220 --> 00:15:26,490
Plus, you're a tree-- you
probably don't even have bones.
350
00:15:26,530 --> 00:15:28,970
Ridiculous!
Narj is ossified. Narj...
351
00:15:29,010 --> 00:15:30,100
Hm?
352
00:15:30,140 --> 00:15:32,230
Moopsy.
353
00:15:34,410 --> 00:15:37,190
It's chugging him!
354
00:15:39,930 --> 00:15:41,670
Wait, the door.
355
00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:45,460
Phew, no ladders.
356
00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:47,120
Now it can't get back
through those vents.
357
00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:49,770
Yeah. Now it's trapped in the...
358
00:15:49,810 --> 00:15:52,860
station's main control room.
359
00:15:54,340 --> 00:15:55,950
Moopsy.
360
00:16:09,180 --> 00:16:10,750
Ah, this is perfect.
361
00:16:10,790 --> 00:16:12,840
A nice, dark Jefferies Tube
362
00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:15,670
where we can't hear anyone
decapitate Peter Pan.
363
00:16:15,710 --> 00:16:17,880
Ah, this is much better
than the bunks.
364
00:16:17,930 --> 00:16:19,230
- Hey, Boimler.
- Aah!
365
00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:20,240
What you doing in here?
366
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,540
Hey, Rutherford.
367
00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:25,240
Uh, I live here now.
You doing a systems check?
368
00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:26,850
Nah, I'm trying to find a way
to diffuse heat conduction
369
00:16:26,890 --> 00:16:28,240
by a few nanojoules.
370
00:16:28,290 --> 00:16:30,380
Oh, some ensign
just came through here
371
00:16:30,420 --> 00:16:32,380
doing the exact same thing.
372
00:16:32,420 --> 00:16:34,120
Seemed like a real wunderkind.
I was impressed.
373
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,510
Livik.
374
00:16:35,550 --> 00:16:38,430
Leave some minor improvements
for the rest of us, guy!
375
00:16:38,470 --> 00:16:40,040
- Dinner later?
- Sure.
376
00:16:43,740 --> 00:16:45,260
Hey, calm down.
377
00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:47,870
You calm down! If you two
hadn't been bickering,
378
00:16:47,910 --> 00:16:50,310
we wouldn't be falling
into a planet!
379
00:16:50,350 --> 00:16:51,920
Nobody's dying today
380
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:54,270
because I'm gonna crawl through
the vents, unlock the door,
381
00:16:54,310 --> 00:16:55,400
and get the Moopsy
to chase me out,
382
00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:56,710
so you two can rush in
and stabilize
383
00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:58,580
the orbit
while it drinks my bones.
384
00:16:58,620 --> 00:17:00,280
Stand down, Mariner.
385
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,450
Jack, we are plummeting.
386
00:17:01,490 --> 00:17:03,450
Even if this works,
we'll only stop re-entry
387
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,190
by the skin of our teeth.
388
00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:07,720
Wait, that's it. Mariner,
389
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,020
punch me in the face.
390
00:17:09,980 --> 00:17:11,370
That's an order, Lieutenant.
391
00:17:11,420 --> 00:17:12,940
Okay.
392
00:17:12,980 --> 00:17:15,330
Come on, as hard as you can.
393
00:17:17,330 --> 00:17:18,640
That thing wants bones?
394
00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:19,820
We'll give it bones.
395
00:17:19,860 --> 00:17:21,300
Oh, you're a genius.
396
00:17:24,730 --> 00:17:28,170
I should have been
an outpost scientist.
397
00:17:28,220 --> 00:17:30,310
Wait, Rutherford,
398
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:31,870
you've been working yourself
to death all day.
399
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,660
- You don't have to do this.
- No.
400
00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:35,310
This time I nailed it.
401
00:17:35,350 --> 00:17:37,140
I sped up the replicators
by nine whole femtoseconds.
402
00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:38,880
I'm definitely getting
a promotion now.
403
00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:41,450
You and I'll be the same rank
and stay friends forever.
404
00:17:41,490 --> 00:17:42,930
Billups. Whew.
It took an unbelievable
405
00:17:42,970 --> 00:17:44,800
amount of engineering,
but I finally
406
00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:46,710
managed...
- I'm sure whatever you did
is great, Mr. Rutherford,
407
00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:49,320
- but it'll have to wait
until after the pip ceremony.
- Huh?
408
00:17:52,150 --> 00:17:53,850
Livik!
409
00:17:56,370 --> 00:17:58,380
I'm sorry, Tendi.
410
00:17:58,420 --> 00:18:00,680
I let you down.
411
00:18:00,730 --> 00:18:03,250
- Mr. Rutherford,
stand at attention.
- What?
412
00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:05,730
I am your superior, Ensign.
Do it.
413
00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:07,650
We'll be friends
no matter what our ranks are.
414
00:18:07,690 --> 00:18:09,390
We're going to spend
tons of time hanging out
415
00:18:09,430 --> 00:18:11,610
and talking about science
and telling jokes and, you know,
416
00:18:11,650 --> 00:18:13,830
do all the things we used to do.
And that's an order.
417
00:18:13,870 --> 00:18:16,440
Yes, ma'am.
418
00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:18,350
Oh, my gosh,
I just gave my first order.
419
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,920
- Oh.
- Man, now I wish
420
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:23,580
I hadn't turned down
all those promotions.
421
00:18:23,620 --> 00:18:24,620
Sorry, what?
422
00:18:24,660 --> 00:18:26,060
You know,
for saving the Cerritos
423
00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:27,230
from the Pakleds
424
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:28,890
and the Rubidoux
from the space jellyfish,
425
00:18:28,930 --> 00:18:29,930
stuff like that.
426
00:18:29,970 --> 00:18:32,020
Wait, why did you
turn them all down?
427
00:18:32,060 --> 00:18:34,630
Because I didn't
want my own room
428
00:18:34,670 --> 00:18:36,200
where I wouldn't be near you.
429
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:39,810
Aw, Rutherford, but can't you
just go accept one right now?
430
00:18:39,850 --> 00:18:42,250
Nah, they took it really
seriously in engineering.
431
00:18:42,290 --> 00:18:44,380
- You have to earn it
with a scientific...
- Hey, Billups!
432
00:18:44,420 --> 00:18:45,420
Can Rutherford
have his promotion
433
00:18:45,470 --> 00:18:47,250
for that time
he removed the hull?
434
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:50,690
Oh, sure. Ah, sorry, Livik,
maybe next time.
435
00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:55,430
Wait, I can just ask
for stuff I deserve?
436
00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:58,650
I guess.
-: Rutherford!
Rutherford!
437
00:18:58,700 --> 00:19:01,830
Hooray!
Thanks, everyone.
438
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:04,440
Rutherford.
439
00:19:04,490 --> 00:19:06,400
And also Tendi.
440
00:19:11,930 --> 00:19:13,410
Moopsy.
441
00:19:23,110 --> 00:19:24,510
Moopsy.
442
00:19:24,550 --> 00:19:27,600
Got you,
you cuddly little murderer.
443
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:30,820
We say-bih-eye
da say-sa orbih!
444
00:19:30,860 --> 00:19:32,470
What's that, Gummy?
445
00:19:32,510 --> 00:19:34,260
We stabilized
the station's orbit.
446
00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:37,560
Oh, man, victory
really is that much sweeter
447
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:39,260
when you almost got killed.
448
00:19:39,300 --> 00:19:40,610
I just wish
we could have figured out
449
00:19:40,650 --> 00:19:42,700
how this little guy got out
in the first place.
450
00:19:42,740 --> 00:19:44,960
I mean, it clearly wasn't Narj,
dude was brimming with bones.
451
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,400
Let's get these humans
452
00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:48,530
out of here. Starfleet security
can figure it out.
453
00:19:48,570 --> 00:19:50,790
Well, at least
it wasn't our fault.
454
00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:52,620
You know, humans
are always being blamed
455
00:19:52,660 --> 00:19:55,710
for being dangerous,
but we don't have claws or fangs
456
00:19:55,750 --> 00:19:57,020
- or...
- Hey, that umbrella
457
00:19:57,060 --> 00:19:58,630
is upside down, yeah?
458
00:20:03,850 --> 00:20:06,070
Did you rewire
the Moopsy door?
459
00:20:06,110 --> 00:20:08,160
- You could've got us all killed.
- Wow.
460
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:11,340
I guess humans really are
the most dangerous game.
461
00:20:11,380 --> 00:20:13,290
Damn it.
462
00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:17,120
Lieutenant junior grade's log..
463
00:20:17,170 --> 00:20:20,000
Nope, no, too weird.
Uh, let's go with
464
00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:22,910
Mariner's log.
So, yeah, of course
465
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,310
it was the humans
in the menagerie
466
00:20:24,350 --> 00:20:25,960
that set the Moopsy free.
467
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,050
They'd seen how profitable
they were as an attraction,
468
00:20:28,090 --> 00:20:31,180
so they wanted to kill Narj and
keep the station for themselve.
469
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,490
Humans-- we really
are the worst.
470
00:20:33,530 --> 00:20:34,880
So, anyway,
471
00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:37,360
instead of bringing them
to theCerritos, we left them
472
00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:39,930
in the menagerie until somebody
else has time to pick them up.
473
00:20:39,970 --> 00:20:41,320
Could take a while.
474
00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:43,500
As for Ransom,
it took some doing,
475
00:20:43,540 --> 00:20:45,500
but Dr. T'Ana was able
to fix him up
476
00:20:45,540 --> 00:20:46,890
with a new set of chompers.
477
00:20:46,940 --> 00:20:48,590
Just don't eat any hard stuff
for a few days
478
00:20:48,630 --> 00:20:51,110
while the veneers set.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
479
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:53,030
I have to go kill
the sheriff of Nottingham
480
00:20:53,070 --> 00:20:54,420
for being a little face.
481
00:20:55,730 --> 00:20:57,990
So, uh, sorry I knocked
all your teeth out.
482
00:20:58,030 --> 00:20:59,730
I ended up only needing,
like, ten of them.
483
00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:02,130
I was just happy
you were following my orders.
484
00:21:02,170 --> 00:21:04,170
I'm sorry I doubted you, sir.
485
00:21:04,210 --> 00:21:06,300
I haven't always been the
most supportive over the years,
486
00:21:06,350 --> 00:21:08,350
but at least now you know
I'm definitely not gonna let you
487
00:21:08,390 --> 00:21:09,920
self-sabotage anymore.
488
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:12,350
So, maybe we can cool it
on the reign of terror.
489
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:15,050
Yeah. Yeah.
That'll be, uh, interesting.
490
00:21:15,090 --> 00:21:16,140
Trust me, Mariner,
491
00:21:16,180 --> 00:21:18,140
you're gonna be a great officer.
492
00:21:18,180 --> 00:21:19,880
Just like me.
493
00:21:22,620 --> 00:21:24,190
- Congrats on the promotion, man.
- Thanks.
494
00:21:24,230 --> 00:21:25,800
And great call on us
being roommates.
495
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:27,980
We're gonna get even better
quarters than if we were alone.
496
00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:30,550
Oh, really? No way.
497
00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:31,760
Aah!
498
00:21:31,810 --> 00:21:34,200
No! Oh, no, no, no, no, no,
this can't be happening.
499
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:35,460
Whoa! That's bright.
500
00:21:35,510 --> 00:21:38,200
Just got to dim the view ports,
501
00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:40,160
and we're all set.
502
00:21:41,860 --> 00:21:44,210
Hope you don't mind me tinkering
on projects all night. Ow!
503
00:21:44,250 --> 00:21:47,130
If you see any
sparks, just stamp them out.
504
00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:50,130
Ooh! Ah...
505
00:21:52,570 --> 00:21:53,920
Huh.
506
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:55,270
You know what?
507
00:21:55,310 --> 00:21:57,920
This is already starting
to feel like home.
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