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[The Last Artful,
Dodgr's "Hot"]
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- * Hot, hot, hot, hot *
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* Hot, hot *
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* *
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- * Died inside,
it's all right *
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* Lovin' is a fairy tale,
least in my head it's so *
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* Childish-like, immature *
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* Batman,
robbin' man's everything *
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* And it's not *
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- * Hot, hot, hot, hot *
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* Hot, hot, hot, hot *
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- * I feel like dyin'
for sure *
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* Lockin' the pine for sure,
man's not *
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- * Hot, hot, hot, hot *
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* Hot, hot, hot, hot *
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- * I feel like dyin'
for sure *
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* Lockin' the pine for sure *
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* Pompous like Pomeranian *
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* You say I'm a dog
and I'm crazy *
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* Yeah, maybe true *
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* Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh *
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* But I never stray
from you *
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* Shoo-op,
always by your side *
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- Hey, Noah, me again, Brodie.
[laughs]
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I don't mean
to blow up your phone.
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I'm just--I'm losing
my fucking mind
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at the house and wondering
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if you need
some company over there,
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you know,
even for just a couple of--
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- * I feel like dyin'
for sure *
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* Lockin' the pine for sure *
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* Man's not *
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- * Hot, hot, hot, hot *
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- [moaning]
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- * I feel like dyin'
for sure *
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* Lockin' the pine for sure *
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- Okay, baby's fed.
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I was thinking we could go
to Ruby' later for--hello.
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- Hi, sorry.
Do you mind if I--
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- By all means.
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You clearly got
your own breakfast plans.
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* *
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- * I feel like dyin'
for sure *
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* Lockin' the pine for sure *
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* Enough is enough *
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* Is enough, ain't it? *
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* Enough is enough *
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* Is enough, ain't it? *
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* Enough is enough *
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* Giving up, ooh,
on my luck *
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[all moaning]
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- * Is enough, giving up *
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* Ooh, on my luck *
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* *
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- Fuck.
[phone rumbles]
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* *
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- * I feel like dyin'
for sure *
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* Lockin' the pine for sure *
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* Enough is enough *
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* Is enough, ain't it? *
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* Enough is enough *
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* Is enough, ain't it? *
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* Enough is enough *
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* Giving up, ooh, on my luck *
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* Wah, wah, man's not *
- * Hot, hot *
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- [playing sparse piano]
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* *
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- No, no, keep going.
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It's like when you used
to play cocktail hour.
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Oh, you were so good.
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- I was even better
after sneaking
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a couple of French 75s.
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- [laughs]
What's that?
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- Just a thoughtful note
Winston slid under my door.
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- [chuckles]
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- You know, he's been even
more of an asshole lately.
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- That's because
he is an asshole.
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- Then why are you still
with him?
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- What can I say, honey?
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The best dicks often
have the worst owners.
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- Oh, my God.
Ew, do not tell me that.
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- Are you going to that
Jack Cole Jordan vigil later?
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- How do you even know
about that?
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Also, no.
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- Well, that little gay boy
is so inspiring
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the way he took this tragedy
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and turned it
into a call to help people.
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- It's not inspiring.
It's opportunistic.
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Anyways, I'm not going
to his performative cry-fest.
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- Can we talk
about you seeing someone?
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Now, it doesn't have
to be Dr. Maxwell.
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But I do think seeing someone
is a very good idea.
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- Look, I saw the shrink
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you wanted me to see,
and it didn't work.
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- Okay, fine, fuck therapy.
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How about acupuncture?
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Now, I know this older woman.
She's on the west bank.
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- You think the thing that's
gonna fix me getting shot
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is me getting stabbed?
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- This is with needles,
and it's not like--
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- Julian, where are we going?
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- Well, I'm going to the mall.
- I'll drive.
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You know,
I just need to change first.
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- Brodie, can we talk
about this?
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- Sorry, I wanna spend some
quality time with my brother.
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Let's go.
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What do you think
I should wear?
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- Okay, take it down,
like, one notch.
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[upbeat music]
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Are you sure the babies
aren't gonna suffocate on that?
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- Look, I've gotta bring
something to the sip and see,
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and dinosaurs are dope
and transcend gender binaries.
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They'll love it.
So what do you need to get?
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- Nothing, came to hang out.
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- Oh, cool.
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- Hey.
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- So how do you know
everyone here?
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- Because they're my friends.
That's Jojo.
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Her boyfriend's a pilot
for Delta,
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so I get all the gossip
on new routes
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and what they're adding
to their fleet.
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- Right,
I mean, you see them here,
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but don't you wanna, like,
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I don't know, meet a girl
or make real friends?
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- These are my real friends.
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- Right, cool.
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- Okay, when someone invites
you into their home,
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don't be a dick, all right?
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- I'm not.
I'm just looking at it--
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- Yes, you were.
Look, I get it, okay?
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It's really easy to look past
this place and these people
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and think in a world
with Amazon,
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why does a mall even need
to exist, right?
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- I mean, yeah.
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- But it does exist.
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Even if you can't see it,
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even if you ignore it,
it's still here.
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Brodie, just because something
isn't cool or whatever,
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it doesn't mean
it doesn't have value.
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It just means that
you might need to look harder.
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- Wow, that's--
- I have to pee.
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[child screaming]
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[upbeat music]
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* *
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[gunshot]
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* *
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[gunshot]
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- [gasping]
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[soft music]
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* *
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- Hey, hey, Brodie, Brodie.
Look at me.
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Shh, it's okay, it's okay.
Just breathe.
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Come on.
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* *
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You're okay.
Just sit.
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* *
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Drink this.
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* *
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You're okay.
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* *
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- Weird,
I think I was just having a...
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* *
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- Yeah, I know actually.
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- Right.
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It's good to see you.
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- [scoffs]
- What?
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- I don't know.
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I mean, after that night,
I DMed you a few times.
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Never heard back, so...
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- Yeah, I'm not really
on social media
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is a fucking bullshit
blow off line.
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I don't know, I guess I just
don't know proper etiquette
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for I ate your ass,
then we survived a shooting,
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then I discovered you were
secretly in high school.
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- Oh, is that not
a common thing for you?
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- It was my first time.
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- Oh, weird.
[laughs]
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You going
to JCJ's vigil tonight?
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- No, last place on the planet
I would wanna go.
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- Right, okay.
See, my mom wanted me to go,
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and I'm just like--
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luckily, she's working,
so saved.
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Would you want to,
like, hang out?
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I mean, if your friend here
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doesn't mind me
tagging along, that is.
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- [laughs]
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You know, I would,
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but I have to go
to this potluck sip and see
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at Ruthie's,
or Ms. O'Neill's, I guess.
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I don't know.
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It's for people to come see
the babies and stuff.
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Another time?
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- Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
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[police radio chatter]
- Fuck this.
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- I'm sorry, this is
just a misunderstanding.
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* *
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- What was just
a misunderstanding?
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- Um, right.
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* *
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- Kylie Jenner's collection.
- What?
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I'm not gonna
steal from Rihanna.
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I'm not a monster.
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[radio chatter]
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[tense music]
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* *
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- Thanks for picking up
your phone this time.
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- I usually do when someone
calls eight times in a row
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and says,
"The police are involved."
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- Yeah, well,
I really needed your help.
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- It's fine.
It's for a good reason.
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Happy I could get him off.
- You got him off?
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- Don't make
a "get him off" joke.
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Anyway, he got a warning.
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Also, you do know
that this is not the kind
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of law that I practice, right?
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- Right, but doesn't
every lawyer have to learn
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about mall cruising cases
the first week of law school?
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You know, start
with the important stuff.
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- Right, the fundamentals.
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Also, it's nice to you
stepping up for Julian.
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- I'm nice.
Everybody knows that.
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- Brodie, can we go?
- One second.
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So Ruthie and Shar are having
this thing for everyone
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to come meet the babies today.
Wanna come?
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- I wish I could,
but I gotta get back to work.
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I'm swamped.
- Okay.
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Can we at least hang out soon?
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I wanna see you.
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- Yeah, maybe.
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Hey, don't worry, okay?
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If I got arrested
every time I cruised,
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I'd be doing 25 to life.
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- Thanks.
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- So was it
a glory hole situation,
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or were y'all
going under stall?
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- Funny.
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- I can't believe
I didn't know you were gay.
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Why didn't you tell me?
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- I don't know why
you're so surprised.
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We don't talk.
- That is not true.
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I know for a fact
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I sent you that horny frog meme
on your birthday.
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- You did, two years ago.
- Wow.
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It's a pretty basic meme, too.
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- Yeah, I'd seen it,
like, a thousand times.
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- Holy shit, Brenda and Winston
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are gonna fucking lose it
when they find out.
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Look, I can be with you
when you tell them if you want.
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- Oh, they already know.
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They've known
for, like, two years.
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- And they didn't freak out?
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Sorry.
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I guess a lot has changed
since I've left.
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- Yeah, that's kind
of what happens.
255
00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:58,927
- Okay.
256
00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:02,055
Like, maybe we haven't
talked before,
257
00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:05,850
but that doesn't mean
we can't now, right?
258
00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:08,228
I wanna know everything.
Are you going to bars?
259
00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:10,230
Who are your gays?
Do I know them?
260
00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:12,357
- The whole gay scene
really isn't my thing.
261
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:13,775
- Isn't your thing?
262
00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:16,361
Fuck, look, let me make up
for lost time.
263
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:18,822
I'm going to be the Aladdin
to your Jasmine
264
00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,740
and show you
a whole new world of faggotry.
265
00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:22,992
- Brodie, I was arrested
for sucking dick
266
00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:25,328
in a bathroom stall today.
I think I'm good.
267
00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:29,207
- Julian, shut up
and get on the magic carpet.
268
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:32,377
There will be go-go boys
and dick pics.
269
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:34,546
- Have you even seen "Aladdin"?
No, just take me home.
270
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,214
- After.
271
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,758
First we gotta stop at Ruthie
and Shar's to see their babies.
272
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:41,761
[upbeat music]
273
00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:43,221
* *
274
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:46,099
- Oh, my God, they're so cute.
275
00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:48,059
- You told people
this was a potluck, right?
276
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,979
'Cause nobody brought food.
They all just sipping.
277
00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:53,273
If one of these drunk bitches
drops our kid,
278
00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:55,984
my friend count
is gonna drop to zero.
279
00:12:57,652 --> 00:12:59,154
- [mouths words]
280
00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:04,034
- She is so brave.
I mean, I couldn't handle it.
281
00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:06,578
- After what she
just went through, oh, my God.
282
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:07,787
- I don't know what to say.
283
00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:08,955
- And she's still here.
- Okay, fuck this.
284
00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:09,998
[baby fussing]
285
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,124
- Is she okay?
286
00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:14,753
[electronic music]
287
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,629
- Hey.
288
00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:19,132
* *
289
00:13:19,174 --> 00:13:21,092
How you holding up
since the shooting--
290
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,219
- Oh, Brodie.
Sorry, just gotta--
291
00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:27,390
- Oh-ho!
And they call you mother.
292
00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:28,975
Ga, ga, ga, ga!
293
00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:32,228
- Hi.
Hi, Julian.
294
00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:34,814
- Hi.
- The fuck is this?
295
00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:36,358
- For the babies.
296
00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:38,443
- Great, just put it somewhere
Shar can't see it.
297
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,070
Oh, sorry so much.
298
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,157
- So the party's going well.
299
00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:46,951
- On one hand, it's so nice
to see so many friends.
300
00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:49,079
And on the other,
I'd love if they all died.
301
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,580
Is that weird?
302
00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:52,040
- It's only weird
303
00:13:52,082 --> 00:13:53,792
if you're pretending
it's nice to see these people.
304
00:13:53,833 --> 00:14:00,632
* *
305
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:06,137
- She won't go to therapy.
She won't go to the vigil.
306
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,139
You know what she will do?
307
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,517
- Kill her liver?
- Well, yeah.
308
00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:13,228
That and masturbating
like she's 13
309
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:15,980
and just
discovered the hand shower.
310
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:17,315
- Well, you gotta
admire a sex drive
311
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,234
that can survive
a massive hate crime.
312
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:22,362
- I do admire it, okay,
but I just wish
313
00:14:22,404 --> 00:14:23,988
she'd acknowledge
she going through it,
314
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:26,324
instead of pretending like her
biggest problem is getting off.
315
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:27,826
- Honestly,
it's my only problem.
316
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,119
- I totally get it.
317
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:30,286
When my dog died,
I couldn't cum for a week.
318
00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:31,705
You just gotta get creative.
319
00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:33,123
Be a teenager about it.
320
00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:34,749
Like, jerk off wherever
and whenever you can.
321
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,376
Public bathrooms,
cars, the bus.
322
00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:38,420
- Girl, how have you
not been arrested?
323
00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:41,631
- Trust me, you have a block.
You gotta clear it.
324
00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:43,675
- Hey, babe.
325
00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,593
Can you go get those blankets
that kid from NOCCA made us?
326
00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:48,388
- On it.
327
00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:51,016
- Masturbating
in your bedroom during a party?
328
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:53,059
That's so wrong.
329
00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:55,061
- Get the fuck outta here.
330
00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:56,855
- What?
I'm an ideas person.
331
00:14:56,896 --> 00:15:04,029
* *
332
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:08,742
[percussion music]
333
00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:13,997
* *
334
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:22,130
[percussion music]
335
00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:26,301
* *
336
00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:27,969
- [sighs]
337
00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:35,602
[impacts and crying]
338
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:43,485
- You're just
a filthy fucking whore.
339
00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:45,528
- Yes, Mistress.
340
00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:47,405
[whimpers]
341
00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:53,119
- Yes, Mommy,
I'm a filthy whore.
342
00:15:57,290 --> 00:16:00,460
[indistinct chatter]
343
00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:03,755
- Shit.
344
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:06,633
- [moaning and whimpering]
345
00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:14,933
[baby crying]
346
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,560
- Damn it, she's awake.
347
00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:20,647
- I know, it's fine.
I'll get her.
348
00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:22,607
- Are you sure?
- No, babe, I got it.
349
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,818
- You did it last time.
It's my turn.
350
00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:26,778
- She gets the crying thing
from you.
351
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:29,280
- Yes, you do.
[camera shutter clicks]
352
00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:38,832
- There she is.
Any luck?
353
00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:41,001
- Unfortunately, no.
354
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:44,379
- Oh, I'm sorry, baby.
355
00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:48,425
Maybe you just graduated
from darker and darker porn
356
00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:50,135
and now nothing
can get you there.
357
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,803
Been there.
358
00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:53,972
- Oh, yeah?
- Oh, absolutely.
359
00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:55,348
There was this two-month period
360
00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:57,267
when I discovered
those weird Czech videos
361
00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:59,227
where the dudes' bodies
would be half in a wall.
362
00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:01,479
People's faces were
a total turnoff for months.
363
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:05,567
- I've seen those videos.
I'd work at a place like that.
364
00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:08,153
- You'd be terrible
at a place like that.
365
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:09,738
- Fuck you.
I'd be a star.
366
00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:12,699
- No, that is
a pillow princess job.
367
00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:14,534
You like doing the work.
368
00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:16,536
- Aw, I do like doing the work.
369
00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:19,539
[laughter]
370
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:24,252
You're not going
to the JCJ vigil thing, right?
371
00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:26,379
Right?
Fucking thank you.
372
00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:28,506
Shar keeps pushing it,
saying it'll be cathartic.
373
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:31,217
I'm like, "Why would I want
go be on display like that?"
374
00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:33,261
"Come on down.
See the crying fag."
375
00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:35,388
- They wouldn't call you a fag.
- I know.
376
00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:38,683
I miss being called a fag.
I'm a woman of fag experience.
377
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:42,520
- [laughs]
Look, I get it though.
378
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:45,398
If one more person
calls me brave,
379
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,108
I'm gonna kick them
full-on in the dick.
380
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:48,777
- Mm-hmm.
381
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,862
- Although based
on your choice of porn,
382
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:52,113
I probably shouldn't tempt you.
383
00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:54,616
- Shut up.
384
00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:57,619
[soft music]
385
00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:59,329
* *
386
00:17:59,371 --> 00:18:02,582
- You know I'd do
anything for you.
387
00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:04,292
- Faggot.
388
00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:06,961
* *
389
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:08,963
- Oh, shit.
390
00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:10,507
I forgot why I was
looking for you.
391
00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:13,677
I think Gen Z might
have crashed sip and see.
392
00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:16,471
* *
393
00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:17,681
- Brodie.
394
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:21,267
- Sorry so much.
395
00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:27,232
- Oh.
396
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:29,609
- My gosh, so many options.
397
00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:35,407
Ruthie, hi, happy baby.
- What are you doing here?
398
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,200
- You're on leave, so you're
not technically my teacher.
399
00:18:37,242 --> 00:18:39,244
Plus, we're like friends now.
400
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:41,162
And friends show up to friends,
401
00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:44,416
like, whatever
this baby potluck thing is.
402
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:48,795
Also, this is for you and,
like, maybe the babies.
403
00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:52,382
I got the vegan ones,
which should be okay for them.
404
00:18:52,424 --> 00:18:54,175
- I'm guessing this
wasn't your idea?
405
00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:55,719
- I'm sorry, Ms. O'Neill.
I tried to tell him.
406
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,762
- Oh, God, the betrayal
and, like, immediately.
407
00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,556
- Yeah, sorry to interrupt,
but you guys need to go home.
408
00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:02,517
Come on, come on.
- [groans]
409
00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:05,061
Okay, fine,
but I'm taking this.
410
00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:08,314
Excuse me, have fun.
Bye, bye.
411
00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:12,444
Real quick though,
is Brodie here?
412
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:15,155
'Cause I think he wanted
to hang out with me.
413
00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:17,574
- You know, you actually
you just missed him.
414
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:20,452
- Oh, do you know
where he was going?
415
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:21,953
- Maybe go
to the vigil tonight.
416
00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:24,122
I think he might be there.
417
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:27,000
- Really?
Because earlier he said that--
418
00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:29,794
- Must have changed his mind,
said something about it
419
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:32,839
maybe being good for him,
cathartic.
420
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:35,467
- Okay.
- Okay, bye.
421
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,302
Thanks for the quiche.
422
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,554
- All right, fine.
- See you.
423
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:41,681
- Bye.
424
00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:50,565
Quiche.
- Oh, thank God.
425
00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:52,400
I'm so fucking hungry.
- Mm, thank you.
426
00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:55,653
[upbeat music]
427
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,947
* *
428
00:19:57,989 --> 00:19:59,699
- Hey, how are you doing?
429
00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:01,951
You know, I was supposed
to be at Babylon
430
00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:05,288
for a bachelorette that night,
but I was too tired,
431
00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:07,290
but can you imagine
432
00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:10,293
if I had had one more cup
of coffee that day?
433
00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:14,255
- No, I cannot imagine at all.
434
00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:20,845
* *
435
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,639
I'd like to make a toast!
436
00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:28,520
First, I wanna thank Ruthie,
my best friend,
437
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,522
since--well,
since we were young enough
438
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,232
that calling someone
your best friend
439
00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:34,025
was a very loaded set of words.
440
00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:36,653
You know, Ryan Andrews stopped
being my friend all together
441
00:20:36,695 --> 00:20:38,321
when I gave the title
to Ruthie,
442
00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:40,365
but that sacrifice
was worth it.
443
00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:41,991
- He got kicked out of school
444
00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:44,619
because he wouldn't stop
taking his dick out in class.
445
00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:48,748
- Regardless, I wanna wish you
and Shar all the best
446
00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:51,042
in your new journey as parents.
447
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:53,461
I especially wanna thank Shar
448
00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:54,963
because even though
they don't like me--
449
00:20:55,005 --> 00:20:56,423
- What kind of toast is this?
450
00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:58,883
- I want to thank you
451
00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:02,262
because you still let me
be your donor.
452
00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:04,556
You let me play a little part
453
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:07,017
in bringing these two beauties
into the world.
454
00:21:08,643 --> 00:21:10,311
To Flotsam and Jetsam!
455
00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:12,522
- To Florence and Jett,
but thank you.
456
00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:16,693
- But most importantly,
I wanna raise a toast
457
00:21:16,735 --> 00:21:20,113
to all you wonderful people
here today.
458
00:21:20,155 --> 00:21:22,032
All these great...
459
00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:26,077
Allies.
460
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:29,414
I mean, if it weren't for you,
461
00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:32,167
who would ask us
if we were okay?
462
00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:35,670
Who would tell us
about all the ways
463
00:21:35,712 --> 00:21:38,882
that the most traumatic night
of our lives
464
00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:40,592
was, kind of, sort of
465
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:44,846
actually almost about them?
466
00:21:46,556 --> 00:21:49,059
I mean, 'cause
that's the takeaway here.
467
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:52,771
You know, this party,
the vigil tonight, hell,
468
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:56,733
the shooting itself,
it's really all about you.
469
00:22:00,195 --> 00:22:01,863
To these heroes.
470
00:22:03,698 --> 00:22:05,325
- Wow.
471
00:22:05,367 --> 00:22:07,369
Someone making
someone else's moment
472
00:22:07,410 --> 00:22:09,788
about them.
Can you imagine?
473
00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:11,373
- Okay, Shar,
let's give him a break.
474
00:22:11,414 --> 00:22:13,541
- What?
Give him a break?
475
00:22:13,583 --> 00:22:15,543
The person in our home
insulting the people
476
00:22:15,585 --> 00:22:17,462
we work with, he needs a break?
477
00:22:19,422 --> 00:22:21,174
You know what?
478
00:22:21,216 --> 00:22:24,636
I'm gonna go check
on the babies for a minute.
479
00:22:26,638 --> 00:22:29,557
[upbeat pop music]
480
00:22:29,599 --> 00:22:31,059
* *
481
00:22:31,101 --> 00:22:32,394
- Guess I should go.
482
00:22:32,435 --> 00:22:37,941
* *
483
00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:39,943
- Well, this was lovely.
484
00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:42,987
Please have more kids,
so we can do it again.
485
00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:48,618
* *
486
00:22:53,998 --> 00:22:56,960
[percussion music]
487
00:22:57,002 --> 00:23:01,464
* *
488
00:23:01,506 --> 00:23:03,466
- So your toast
was interesting.
489
00:23:03,508 --> 00:23:05,760
- You don't think
it went well?
490
00:23:05,802 --> 00:23:07,429
- I think it
just kind of depends
491
00:23:07,470 --> 00:23:09,264
on what you were going for,
you know?
492
00:23:09,305 --> 00:23:13,059
- What if I was going for not
ruining a children's party?
493
00:23:13,101 --> 00:23:14,978
- Then I'd have some notes.
494
00:23:16,521 --> 00:23:19,816
So you have kids.
495
00:23:19,858 --> 00:23:22,986
It's actually crazy that you
didn't tell me that, but okay.
496
00:23:26,823 --> 00:23:29,909
And now you're ignoring me.
Really?
497
00:23:33,204 --> 00:23:35,165
Brodie, what is happening?
498
00:23:35,206 --> 00:23:36,916
- I'm sorry.
499
00:23:36,958 --> 00:23:40,170
Honestly, I'm just going
through a lot, okay?
500
00:23:40,211 --> 00:23:42,672
And I feel really fucked up.
501
00:23:42,714 --> 00:23:44,841
Noah's been ignoring me,
which I get.
502
00:23:44,883 --> 00:23:46,468
But I don't know.
503
00:23:46,509 --> 00:23:48,511
I just thought
that after Babylon, you know,
504
00:23:48,553 --> 00:23:51,056
after Daddius that...
505
00:23:52,849 --> 00:23:54,434
Then he didn't wanna talk
to me.
506
00:23:54,476 --> 00:23:57,604
So it was just really nice
seeing him today.
507
00:23:57,645 --> 00:23:59,981
I just really wish
he'd message me back.
508
00:24:02,567 --> 00:24:05,362
- You know what?
I change my mind.
509
00:24:05,403 --> 00:24:09,908
I do need "Aladdin," yeah.
- What?
510
00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:12,869
- Come on, show me the world.
Give me the gay-BCs.
511
00:24:12,911 --> 00:24:14,162
- Oh, okay.
512
00:24:14,204 --> 00:24:16,539
Julian, you're right.
You know how to be gay.
513
00:24:18,208 --> 00:24:21,002
- I have never done the apps.
- Yes, you have.
514
00:24:21,044 --> 00:24:23,505
- No, no, CP just makes it
too tricky, you know?
515
00:24:23,546 --> 00:24:24,881
It's like, do you mention it
and get guys
516
00:24:24,923 --> 00:24:26,675
that are weirdly into it,
or do you not mention it
517
00:24:26,716 --> 00:24:28,093
and risk someone
getting mad at you?
518
00:24:28,134 --> 00:24:29,386
So, no.
519
00:24:29,427 --> 00:24:33,682
- Well, you know,
I am pretty good at the apps.
520
00:24:33,723 --> 00:24:36,601
- I have no doubt about that.
521
00:24:36,643 --> 00:24:38,228
Okay, is this crazy?
522
00:24:38,269 --> 00:24:40,313
What if we trade phones?
523
00:24:40,355 --> 00:24:42,023
And you can build me a profile,
524
00:24:42,065 --> 00:24:44,109
and I can be Grindr Brodie
for a little bit.
525
00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:46,111
Like training wheels.
526
00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:47,737
- Okay, I'm in.
527
00:24:47,779 --> 00:24:50,407
But be careful
with Grindr Brodie.
528
00:24:50,448 --> 00:24:51,783
He's a lot.
529
00:24:51,825 --> 00:24:54,744
- Gross, but thank you.
- You have no idea.
530
00:24:54,786 --> 00:24:57,080
Okay, so you're
gonna get full pics.
531
00:24:57,122 --> 00:25:00,041
You're gonna get dick pics.
You're gonna get armpit pics.
532
00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:03,128
[upbeat music]
533
00:25:03,169 --> 00:25:04,671
* *
534
00:25:07,382 --> 00:25:10,301
[soft dramatic music]
535
00:25:10,343 --> 00:25:17,475
* *
536
00:25:33,742 --> 00:25:36,619
[phone chirps]
537
00:25:36,661 --> 00:25:41,291
* *
538
00:25:41,332 --> 00:25:44,627
[phone ringing]
539
00:25:44,669 --> 00:25:47,547
- You know you miss me.
540
00:25:47,589 --> 00:25:50,467
* *
541
00:25:50,508 --> 00:25:52,385
- Why are you here?
542
00:25:52,427 --> 00:25:54,137
- I'm here to fill
your paper tray.
543
00:25:54,179 --> 00:25:56,306
* *
544
00:25:56,348 --> 00:25:58,391
Come on.
545
00:25:58,433 --> 00:26:01,019
You didn't think
I actually left you?
546
00:26:01,061 --> 00:26:04,022
[tense music]
547
00:26:04,064 --> 00:26:08,151
* *
548
00:26:08,193 --> 00:26:10,195
- Stop, stop!
549
00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:12,030
Stop!
550
00:26:12,072 --> 00:26:13,156
* *
551
00:26:13,198 --> 00:26:14,574
Stop!
552
00:26:14,616 --> 00:26:20,330
* *
553
00:26:20,372 --> 00:26:23,333
[sobbing]
554
00:26:23,375 --> 00:26:28,088
* *
555
00:26:38,973 --> 00:26:42,394
- Babe, can you take a break
for a minute?
556
00:26:42,435 --> 00:26:43,895
- It's the least I can do.
557
00:26:43,937 --> 00:26:45,563
I don't know why I defended him
in that moment.
558
00:26:45,605 --> 00:26:47,023
He was being an asshole.
559
00:26:47,065 --> 00:26:48,858
- I honestly don't even care
about that right now.
560
00:26:48,900 --> 00:26:50,985
Just come sit down.
561
00:27:00,161 --> 00:27:01,955
I've been tiptoeing
around this,
562
00:27:01,996 --> 00:27:04,207
but we gotta talk about it.
563
00:27:04,249 --> 00:27:05,709
I'm worried about you.
564
00:27:05,750 --> 00:27:08,795
- Shar.
- Just let me finish.
565
00:27:08,837 --> 00:27:10,922
I'm worried about you.
566
00:27:10,964 --> 00:27:12,841
I'm mad at you
for sneaking out that night,
567
00:27:12,882 --> 00:27:16,177
and I'm so sorry that
something terrible happened.
568
00:27:16,219 --> 00:27:18,722
But I feel like
I can't talk to you about that
569
00:27:18,763 --> 00:27:21,057
because you went
through this awful thing,
570
00:27:21,099 --> 00:27:24,060
and that's gonna make me
a bad guy every time,
571
00:27:24,102 --> 00:27:28,648
and not being able
to talk to you scares me
572
00:27:28,690 --> 00:27:31,151
because you don't seem
like Ruthie.
573
00:27:31,192 --> 00:27:33,903
And, look, you distant,
and you hurting,
574
00:27:33,945 --> 00:27:36,865
and I get that,
but you also not you.
575
00:27:36,906 --> 00:27:39,617
- That's not true.
- When the last time you cried?
576
00:27:40,994 --> 00:27:42,078
- What?
577
00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:43,997
- Ruthie, since I've known you,
578
00:27:44,039 --> 00:27:46,249
you've been the kind of person
that cries at everything,
579
00:27:46,291 --> 00:27:48,752
and I'm not just talking
"Terms of Endearment."
580
00:27:48,793 --> 00:27:50,503
I'm talking gum commercials.
581
00:27:50,545 --> 00:27:51,796
- Okay, well, in my defense,
582
00:27:51,838 --> 00:27:53,214
that was a particularly sad
gum commercial.
583
00:27:53,256 --> 00:27:55,675
- And I love that you cry
at dumb stuff.
584
00:27:55,717 --> 00:28:00,555
I do, but you haven't since
the babies were born, since--
585
00:28:00,597 --> 00:28:02,766
- I know what it's since.
586
00:28:02,807 --> 00:28:04,976
And I don't think it's that.
587
00:28:05,769 --> 00:28:08,938
I've just been
very sexually frustrated,
588
00:28:08,980 --> 00:28:10,440
and I haven't been able to cum.
589
00:28:10,482 --> 00:28:13,610
- Oh, my God, can we stop
with the sex stuff?
590
00:28:13,651 --> 00:28:15,487
You need to talk to someone.
591
00:28:15,528 --> 00:28:18,114
And you need to go to these
vigils and let yourself grieve.
592
00:28:18,156 --> 00:28:20,658
The sex stuff, not the problem.
- Look, you're probably right.
593
00:28:20,700 --> 00:28:22,285
I probably should
talk to somebody.
594
00:28:22,327 --> 00:28:25,080
Or fine, let's go to the vigils
if that's what you wanna do.
595
00:28:25,121 --> 00:28:29,000
But the sex stuff
isn't just sex stuff.
596
00:28:29,042 --> 00:28:32,128
Okay, well,
when I transitioned,
597
00:28:32,170 --> 00:28:35,090
I didn't sleep with anybody
for a long time,
598
00:28:35,131 --> 00:28:37,092
and not for a lack of trying.
599
00:28:37,133 --> 00:28:39,678
Clearly, your girl's a ho-bag.
600
00:28:39,719 --> 00:28:43,848
I went from being
this super cute, gay boy
601
00:28:43,890 --> 00:28:46,309
who people very much
wanted to fuck
602
00:28:46,351 --> 00:28:48,436
to a trans woman
603
00:28:48,478 --> 00:28:53,233
that--well, people just didn't
see me that way anymore.
604
00:28:55,652 --> 00:28:57,028
So what do you do?
605
00:28:57,070 --> 00:29:00,907
Well, all you want
is to feel something,
606
00:29:00,949 --> 00:29:03,576
so you jerk off,
but in those early days,
607
00:29:03,618 --> 00:29:06,996
the hormones made cumming
on my own feel impossible,
608
00:29:07,038 --> 00:29:12,002
and suddenly, I had lost
this entire part of myself
609
00:29:12,043 --> 00:29:16,006
that made me feel okay,
that made me feel alive
610
00:29:16,047 --> 00:29:18,842
even at times when
I wasn't sure I wanted to be,
611
00:29:18,883 --> 00:29:24,097
and it was scary,
and it was lonely,
612
00:29:24,139 --> 00:29:27,559
and then one day years later,
somehow without realizing it,
613
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:30,729
I had started looking more
the way I wanted to,
614
00:29:30,770 --> 00:29:33,898
more like an after pic
than a before.
615
00:29:35,442 --> 00:29:37,152
You know, the before's
really not so bad.
616
00:29:37,193 --> 00:29:41,197
It's really
that weird middle picture
617
00:29:41,239 --> 00:29:44,534
where you kind of,
sort of look like two aliens
618
00:29:44,576 --> 00:29:46,995
that got fused together in this
weird teleportation accident.
619
00:29:47,037 --> 00:29:48,747
- Babe, I love you,
620
00:29:48,788 --> 00:29:50,373
but I think
you're losing the plot.
621
00:29:50,415 --> 00:29:52,542
- Right.
622
00:29:52,584 --> 00:29:54,377
So I figured out makeup.
623
00:29:54,419 --> 00:29:58,548
I lost my Adam's apple,
and people wanted me again.
624
00:29:58,590 --> 00:30:01,551
And the hormones evened out,
and I could cum again.
625
00:30:01,593 --> 00:30:04,804
I could feel alive again.
626
00:30:06,598 --> 00:30:09,100
But now since that night,
627
00:30:09,142 --> 00:30:12,187
that part of me is gone again.
628
00:30:16,399 --> 00:30:21,237
- I'm so sorry.
629
00:30:21,279 --> 00:30:23,156
I didn't know.
630
00:30:25,700 --> 00:30:28,244
But I know one thing.
631
00:30:30,580 --> 00:30:32,749
I'm gonna fuck
the shit out of you tonight.
632
00:30:32,791 --> 00:30:35,126
- [chuckles]
633
00:30:35,168 --> 00:30:38,838
- We don't have to.
- Oh, fuck you.
634
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:40,882
You gonna give me
this beautiful speech
635
00:30:40,924 --> 00:30:44,469
about transness, and sex,
and self-worth?
636
00:30:46,721 --> 00:30:49,349
Nothing could turn me on more.
637
00:30:49,391 --> 00:30:56,314
* *
638
00:30:59,484 --> 00:31:02,987
But we are gonna go to
this vigil first as a family.
639
00:31:03,029 --> 00:31:06,616
- Ugh, fine, zaddy.
640
00:31:06,658 --> 00:31:10,870
- Yeah, there's my moody teen.
I missed her.
641
00:31:10,912 --> 00:31:13,873
[upbeat music]
642
00:31:13,915 --> 00:31:21,006
* *
643
00:31:25,176 --> 00:31:27,971
- Nope, not including that.
- Everybody lies about it.
644
00:31:28,013 --> 00:31:29,639
Like, even if it's 8 inches,
you say it's 12.
645
00:31:29,681 --> 00:31:31,433
- I've never measured my dick,
and I'm not gonna start.
646
00:31:31,474 --> 00:31:32,976
- Oh, I can take
your dick pics for you.
647
00:31:33,018 --> 00:31:34,144
- You do know
that we're brothers,
648
00:31:34,185 --> 00:31:35,603
and that's weird, right?
649
00:31:35,645 --> 00:31:36,855
- You asked for "Aladdin."
650
00:31:36,896 --> 00:31:38,314
- "Aladdin" doesn't
have incest.
651
00:31:38,356 --> 00:31:39,399
- It should.
652
00:31:39,441 --> 00:31:41,818
Might have been
less problematic.
653
00:31:41,860 --> 00:31:44,154
- You came.
654
00:31:44,195 --> 00:31:47,198
Which one of my guilt-inducing
text messages did it?
655
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:49,409
- The one Julian sent.
656
00:31:54,831 --> 00:31:58,168
- You sneaky bitch.
I love it.
657
00:31:58,209 --> 00:31:59,461
- Well, then you're gonna love
658
00:31:59,502 --> 00:32:01,379
that I've been
on Grindr for years.
659
00:32:01,421 --> 00:32:03,173
- Then what have we been
doing here?
660
00:32:03,214 --> 00:32:04,591
- You got
to teach me something,
661
00:32:04,632 --> 00:32:06,634
which in your current,
very obvious depression spiral
662
00:32:06,676 --> 00:32:09,012
meant something to you,
and I got a profile written
663
00:32:09,054 --> 00:32:10,930
by a famed heartthrob.
664
00:32:10,972 --> 00:32:14,142
- Wow, so this how
it feels to be used.
665
00:32:14,184 --> 00:32:15,435
Honestly, not terrible.
666
00:32:17,437 --> 00:32:21,024
So what are we gonna
do tonight?
667
00:32:21,066 --> 00:32:23,193
- I was thinking you should
668
00:32:23,234 --> 00:32:25,070
probably come stay
with me for a bit.
669
00:32:25,111 --> 00:32:28,490
- Wait, really?
Move back into our old house?
670
00:32:28,531 --> 00:32:31,826
- My house, but yeah.
671
00:32:31,868 --> 00:32:36,539
I feel like living alone
in a huge place all by myself
672
00:32:36,581 --> 00:32:39,042
is probably not great
for me right now.
673
00:32:39,084 --> 00:32:41,294
- And do you miss me?
674
00:32:42,879 --> 00:32:45,340
- I said what I said.
675
00:32:49,427 --> 00:32:52,806
- You know I would, but I
don't wanna bail on Julian.
676
00:32:52,847 --> 00:32:54,224
- Why not?
677
00:32:54,265 --> 00:32:55,892
You've basically
been doing it my entire life.
678
00:32:55,934 --> 00:32:57,811
- [laughs]
679
00:32:57,852 --> 00:32:59,646
I like him.
680
00:32:59,688 --> 00:33:01,564
Honestly...
681
00:33:03,733 --> 00:33:05,235
Why don't you come too?
682
00:33:05,276 --> 00:33:08,530
It's a huge place.
- Oh, I'm good.
683
00:33:08,571 --> 00:33:10,990
You guys got a lot
of stuff going on.
684
00:33:11,032 --> 00:33:13,368
- All the more reason
for you to come.
685
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:17,080
- I'll think about it.
686
00:33:18,123 --> 00:33:21,084
I'm thinking about it.
687
00:33:21,126 --> 00:33:24,963
- He's in.
- Fantastic.
688
00:33:25,005 --> 00:33:27,048
We'll head there
right after the vigil.
689
00:33:27,090 --> 00:33:29,217
- Works for us.
690
00:33:31,761 --> 00:33:34,139
- I'll meet you there, okay?
691
00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:37,142
[tender music]
692
00:33:37,183 --> 00:33:44,315
* *
693
00:33:48,111 --> 00:33:51,614
- You okay?
- Yeah.
694
00:34:14,763 --> 00:34:16,181
- I can't believe it.
695
00:34:16,222 --> 00:34:18,683
You're making me
an empty nester.
696
00:34:18,725 --> 00:34:21,728
Now I'm gonna have to actually
speak to your father.
697
00:34:21,770 --> 00:34:25,607
- Aww, what do you talk to
a straight man over 60 about?
698
00:34:25,648 --> 00:34:28,610
- Food, golf, network TV.
699
00:34:28,651 --> 00:34:31,071
It's horrible.
700
00:34:31,112 --> 00:34:33,865
Are you sure you wanna do this?
701
00:34:33,907 --> 00:34:35,533
- Mom, do you think I can't,
702
00:34:35,575 --> 00:34:37,744
like, handle living away
from you or something?
703
00:34:37,786 --> 00:34:40,163
- I know.
704
00:34:40,205 --> 00:34:44,084
I know,
but you're my best friend.
705
00:34:44,125 --> 00:34:46,544
- You're my best friend too.
- Mm-hmm.
706
00:34:46,586 --> 00:34:49,964
- Which is
why I need to move away.
707
00:34:50,006 --> 00:34:52,300
- Look, I love Brodie,
708
00:34:52,342 --> 00:34:55,762
and I'm glad
he's looking out for you,
709
00:34:55,804 --> 00:35:00,517
but when it comes down to it,
Brodie puts Brodie first.
710
00:35:00,558 --> 00:35:02,185
Now, you can call me
overbearing,
711
00:35:02,227 --> 00:35:03,561
but I'm just worried
712
00:35:03,603 --> 00:35:07,982
that when the time comes,
he might not protect you.
713
00:35:08,024 --> 00:35:10,443
- Well, maybe
I don't need protecting.
714
00:35:10,485 --> 00:35:14,072
- I know you're right.
I just know Brodie.
715
00:35:14,114 --> 00:35:16,324
- You know,
I don't think you know him
716
00:35:16,366 --> 00:35:17,826
as well as you think you do.
717
00:35:17,867 --> 00:35:19,035
- A mother knows her children
718
00:35:19,077 --> 00:35:20,412
better than
they know themselves.
719
00:35:20,453 --> 00:35:22,831
- Oh, so I guess you know
that Brodie's the donor
720
00:35:22,872 --> 00:35:25,166
to Ruthie and Shar's babies.
721
00:35:25,208 --> 00:35:28,128
[soft dramatic music]
722
00:35:28,169 --> 00:35:29,671
* *
723
00:35:29,713 --> 00:35:31,631
Bye, Mom.
724
00:35:31,673 --> 00:35:38,596
* *
725
00:36:05,790 --> 00:36:08,168
- I know I've been gone
for a while,
726
00:36:08,209 --> 00:36:10,045
but does anybody else get
Mayor Pete fake gay vibes
727
00:36:10,086 --> 00:36:11,921
from him, but like evil?
728
00:36:11,963 --> 00:36:13,548
- I thought y'all liked
Mayor Pete ever since
729
00:36:13,590 --> 00:36:16,718
he looked hot with a beard.
- [chuckles]
730
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:18,178
- You know what's weird?
731
00:36:18,219 --> 00:36:19,846
I don't know anybody
that's fucked him.
732
00:36:19,888 --> 00:36:21,389
I know a lot of fags,
733
00:36:21,431 --> 00:36:23,350
and it feels like I should know
someone that's fucked him.
734
00:36:23,391 --> 00:36:25,268
- Excuse me.
- Hi, hi.
735
00:36:25,310 --> 00:36:27,520
- Julian,
thank God you're here.
736
00:36:27,562 --> 00:36:29,647
Now we can stop
listening to Brodie.
737
00:36:29,689 --> 00:36:31,566
- Yeah, he's always been
the B-list Beaumont.
738
00:36:31,608 --> 00:36:33,651
- Would we even go that high?
739
00:36:33,693 --> 00:36:36,905
- Hello,
my beautiful trauma queens.
740
00:36:36,946 --> 00:36:38,740
[scattered applause]
741
00:36:38,782 --> 00:36:41,993
I'm so glad y'all
could make it out tonight.
742
00:36:42,035 --> 00:36:46,581
Within hours of the shooting,
I posted a GoFundMe
743
00:36:46,623 --> 00:36:50,168
that went viral when none other
744
00:36:50,210 --> 00:36:54,756
than Lil Nas X's
number one stan account
745
00:36:54,798 --> 00:36:56,716
on Twitter shared it.
746
00:36:56,758 --> 00:36:58,718
- Is stan account
endorsement impressive?
747
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:01,513
- Unfortunately, yes.
Ugh, I hate that I know that.
748
00:37:01,554 --> 00:37:03,264
I don't miss
teaching high schoolers.
749
00:37:03,306 --> 00:37:08,812
- I took that fundraiser
and made something bigger.
750
00:37:08,853 --> 00:37:13,483
My charity,
Babyl-On, Babyl-Strong
751
00:37:13,525 --> 00:37:18,113
will raise money for victims'
families as well as survivors.
752
00:37:18,154 --> 00:37:22,784
Actually not survivors,
753
00:37:22,826 --> 00:37:24,202
thrivers.
754
00:37:24,244 --> 00:37:26,579
Because we will thrive.
[both gagging]
755
00:37:26,621 --> 00:37:28,164
- Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, stop.
756
00:37:28,206 --> 00:37:30,750
He's raising money for us.
We shouldn't make fun of him.
757
00:37:30,792 --> 00:37:32,961
- And while I'm up here,
758
00:37:33,003 --> 00:37:36,214
I should probably address
some of the rumors.
759
00:37:36,256 --> 00:37:39,968
Yes, I will be appearing
in the upcoming season
760
00:37:40,010 --> 00:37:42,095
of "American Horror Story."
761
00:37:42,137 --> 00:37:44,222
- Okay, never mind, he's trash.
762
00:37:44,264 --> 00:37:45,557
[laughter]
763
00:37:45,598 --> 00:37:47,809
- I'm really glad
we came to this.
764
00:37:47,851 --> 00:37:49,602
- Okay, Mom.
765
00:37:49,644 --> 00:37:51,980
- Oh, don't be a dick.
I care about you.
766
00:37:52,022 --> 00:37:54,024
And it seems like
a lot of other people do, too.
767
00:37:54,065 --> 00:37:55,483
So is that so bad?
768
00:37:55,525 --> 00:37:57,694
- Yeah, okay, fine.
You're right.
769
00:38:02,240 --> 00:38:03,783
[laughter]
770
00:38:03,825 --> 00:38:06,077
Hey, Brodie!
771
00:38:06,119 --> 00:38:08,997
- Oh, shit.
- What?
772
00:38:09,039 --> 00:38:11,207
- I told him to come tonight.
I said you'd be here.
773
00:38:11,249 --> 00:38:12,500
- Why?
774
00:38:12,542 --> 00:38:13,877
- Because I knew
you weren't coming,
775
00:38:13,918 --> 00:38:15,295
but he seemed like
he was struggling,
776
00:38:15,337 --> 00:38:17,005
so I thought if he came,
maybe it would help him.
777
00:38:17,047 --> 00:38:19,341
- You bitch, all while
I'm trying to get you to go,
778
00:38:19,382 --> 00:38:21,301
and you're blowing me off.
779
00:38:21,343 --> 00:38:23,887
- Hey, those
who can't do, teach.
780
00:38:23,928 --> 00:38:24,929
[laughter]
781
00:38:28,058 --> 00:38:31,019
- Nine souls lost
782
00:38:31,061 --> 00:38:33,646
while celebrating life.
783
00:38:34,814 --> 00:38:38,026
Sheridan Segal,
784
00:38:38,068 --> 00:38:40,945
Andy Jayne,
785
00:38:40,987 --> 00:38:44,282
Max Walker,
786
00:38:44,324 --> 00:38:47,869
Johnny Romano,
787
00:38:47,911 --> 00:38:50,872
Lonnie Simpson,
788
00:38:50,914 --> 00:38:54,209
Michael Ryan,
789
00:38:54,250 --> 00:38:57,212
Kevin Fradmir,
790
00:38:57,253 --> 00:39:00,548
Kennedy Mondelot,
791
00:39:00,590 --> 00:39:03,760
and Daddius Miller.
792
00:39:03,802 --> 00:39:05,220
* *
793
00:39:05,261 --> 00:39:08,890
A moment for those we lost.
794
00:39:08,932 --> 00:39:15,897
* *
795
00:39:29,828 --> 00:39:36,793
* *
796
00:39:43,299 --> 00:39:46,344
[relaxed pop music]
797
00:39:46,386 --> 00:39:48,555
* *
798
00:39:48,596 --> 00:39:53,268
- * Do we matter
in the ring? *
799
00:39:53,309 --> 00:39:56,604
* We want power *
800
00:39:56,646 --> 00:39:58,606
* Next big thing *
801
00:39:58,648 --> 00:40:02,944
* Validation from the rest *
802
00:40:02,986 --> 00:40:06,740
- Do you wanna talk
about the vigil?
803
00:40:06,781 --> 00:40:09,117
- * We're obsessed *
804
00:40:09,159 --> 00:40:11,036
- Please.
805
00:40:11,077 --> 00:40:12,495
* *
806
00:40:12,537 --> 00:40:14,581
- * To survive *
807
00:40:14,622 --> 00:40:17,500
* Whether we go *
808
00:40:17,542 --> 00:40:19,794
* With alibis *
809
00:40:19,836 --> 00:40:24,632
* Can't you see it,
broke and bleeding? *
810
00:40:24,674 --> 00:40:29,429
* We are slaves
to our senses *
811
00:40:29,471 --> 00:40:32,557
* We are gorgeous *
812
00:40:32,599 --> 00:40:34,726
* Please approve *
813
00:40:34,768 --> 00:40:37,645
- [muffled moaning]
814
00:40:37,687 --> 00:40:39,773
- * To make a move *
815
00:40:39,814 --> 00:40:43,777
* Do you see it, the regime? *
816
00:40:43,818 --> 00:40:45,737
- Are you sure?
We don't have to.
817
00:40:45,779 --> 00:40:48,156
You can top if you want,
I just--
818
00:40:48,198 --> 00:40:49,866
- Shut up.
819
00:40:49,908 --> 00:40:56,831
* *
820
00:41:08,051 --> 00:41:15,016
* *
821
00:41:20,980 --> 00:41:22,440
- Fuck.
822
00:41:22,482 --> 00:41:25,527
* *
823
00:41:25,568 --> 00:41:29,531
- * Do we matter
in the ring? *
824
00:41:29,572 --> 00:41:33,159
* We want power *
825
00:41:33,201 --> 00:41:35,203
* Next big thing *
826
00:41:35,245 --> 00:41:36,996
* Validation *
827
00:41:37,038 --> 00:41:39,541
- Good boy.
828
00:41:39,582 --> 00:41:41,292
* *
829
00:41:41,334 --> 00:41:44,004
- * As a nation *
830
00:41:44,045 --> 00:41:48,925
* We're obsessed,
feed the ego *
831
00:41:48,967 --> 00:41:53,930
* To survive whether we go *
832
00:41:53,972 --> 00:41:58,727
* With alibis,
can't you see it? *
833
00:41:58,768 --> 00:42:00,645
- I missed you so much.
834
00:42:00,687 --> 00:42:03,565
I'm so glad we're getting
a second chance.
835
00:42:03,606 --> 00:42:06,651
- [sighs]
You feel better?
836
00:42:08,194 --> 00:42:15,118
* *
837
00:42:16,327 --> 00:42:18,079
- [sobs softly]
838
00:42:18,121 --> 00:42:19,748
[sighs]
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