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What the fuck?
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Now you've wrecked the
whole flower arrangement!
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Flower arrangement? Christ!
I thought it was litter.
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Don't you see what's going on here?
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-Are you gonna propose??
-Yes and your mother's coming any minute!!
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Shit. Just relax! I'll just lay them out
like they were. Good as new, sort of.
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Where's the fuckin' ring now?
-Don't panic.
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Where did you see it last?
I don't know where I saw it last.
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Oh my. Hi Mom!
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Stanley? Oh God, what...
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No, but what...
What's this? Oh God...
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Hell, Stanley!
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Johnny, you shouldn't mess with these guys.
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Let's just say that they don't
work for the Parks Department.
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I'm just the middleman.
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-Go!
-Too chicken to jump from the ten or what?
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Go on!
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There's no water in the pool.
-Go, then!
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Relax now. Take it easy.
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I'll... I'll talk now!
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I don't know why you have to make
things so damn difficult all the time.
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I feel a little dizzy.
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How many points do I get for style?
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They are hiding at Ramton Camping.
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Teddy has built an outhouse.
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All his stuff is in there.
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You dragged us out of bed for this?
-Yes, and memorize it..
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We're only going to visit some guys from
Lillehammer. This isn't a major heist.
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Either we do this right
or we don't do it at all.
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Tagliano...
Henriksen is no hick.
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What do we really have
on this Henriksen guy?
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The information that I have,
I'd rather keep to myself.
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It sounded like it was American-Italian,
the name you mentioned. Was it Tagliano?
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Do you think Henriksen pay if
we gossip like a bunch of bitches?
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Leave it until we get the money. Got it?
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I got it.
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We are so happy.
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You have been fantastic with
me and Wenche and the boys.
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So I wondered if you could do me
the honour of being my best man.
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No thanks.
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I'm sure he'll be here soon.
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Get out of the car please.
You have a defective tailight.
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See there?
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Take a close look.
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Ah... hold this.
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You sound threatening.
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Hands on the car where I can see 'em.
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Come on, spread your legs!
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Now, quietly tell me what
you've been up to in Oslo.
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I'm gonna keep bothering
you until you talk.
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So... here.
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Fix your tailight and we'll talk again.
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-Nice to see you again.
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This is Tiril, our new special ed teacher.
-Special ed?
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Bjorn, he's a great kid,
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But he's struggling a bit
with psychomotor skills.
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So we'd like to try BUP.
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It is natural for parents to be upset.
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Okay. I do not know what kind of educational
methods were used where you grew up,
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but here in Norway we take children
with special needs very seriously.
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... what you said.
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We'll send a notice in the mail.
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Hello!
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Hey!
-Hey! Hello!
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Cool that Johnny will be your
best man at the wedding.
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Yes, it's really cool.
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I'd like to help too.
Maybe I could be toastmaster?
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No. I have a toastmaster.
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Have you hired a pro?
-No.
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-Roar.
-Roar?
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Yes!
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Teddy? There's only a hole in the
ground where the shitter used to be.
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Come again?
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Somebody swiped the shitter.
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Look. It's not there.
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You're a little early. Aren't we supposed
to be meeting tomorrow, on the island?
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Put the shitter back.
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What are you doing?
We are moving.
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Don't you get it?
-What?
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The shelter is closed.
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I thought Johnny sent a message
to let you know to leave us alone
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All of us at UDI read the message from
Randi, so that ship has sailed.
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Randi has serious drug problems,
I have full control here.
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Randi told us about the peephole
you made in the girls' shower.
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-Peephole?
-Peephole, yes.
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Peephole?! I drilled a vent in the
wall so that fungus couldn't grow.
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Stay here! We can have pizza and movie night.
Fuck UDI, stay here with me.
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We'll better of Oslo.
-Better in Oslo?
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Yes.
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Fucking ungrateful darkies! Go back to
whatever piece of shit country you came from!
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Go to hell!
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Hassan!
I'm sorry, I did not mean it, Hassan!
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Hassan!
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-Stanley Olsson?
Yes. Why?
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Laila Lyse from Customs.
This is my colleague, Officer Mork.
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You have to come downtown with us.
-For what?
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Illegal smuggling of alcohol into Norway.
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Wait. Just a minute.
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I want a lawyer, now.
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Jesus! I don't have time for this!
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Shit... they got you guys too?
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Yes, it's not looking good.
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Bachelor Party!
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Stop it!
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Come on, girls!
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Yeehaw! Come on!
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Don't you want a drink or something?
-What's to celebrate?
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What's with you?
Come on! Let's party!
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He's pretty out there.
Don't think my mom would be thrilled.
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Come on, it's okay to read the menu
as long as you eat dinner at home.
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It appears that
he is chewing the whole buffet here.
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It's just I was part of a cult for 10 years
and it's good to have some fun again.
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I have to say I was a bit
surprised when you called .
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It is not unthinkable.
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Do you have any idea who is behind this?
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You are full of surprises you.
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However, you must still
pay the fine for the tailight.
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No. Why would you ask me that?
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A lot of fuss with the asylum seekers.
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Come on! Come on!
Come back!
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Come here, girls!
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Get your hands off me you
fucking sons of a whore!
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I don't want to go home.
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Calm down will ya?
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Scumbag!
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Fucker!
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He spit at me!
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I've been thinking so
much about Bjorn's test.
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I've been thinking...
Maybe he's a little under stimulated
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because he doesn't have a role model. So...
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Wanna be with dad for a while?
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Okay. Good luck, then.
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Now we'll go home.
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We'll make sure people do not steal?
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Get up!
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What the fuck are you doing?
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We must help the neighbor, his
farm was attacked last night.
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Get up. Now!
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My poor little girl.
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What happened?
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It's worse than we thought.
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Were any animals killed?
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No, not just killed, but...
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One of the sheep has been the victim
of an assault... of a sexual nature.
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He did.
He broke his nose, I think.
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Look it's red!
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There are lots of stimuli here.
Lots of color and light.
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Hello boss, we need to discuss
a delicate matter with you.
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The thing with Stanley... he has ...
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he's crossed a line...
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There was some vandalism
at the neighbour's farm ...
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and Stanley...
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The district veterinarian has
concluded that Stanley...
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We know that Stanley is
good for the business and like that, -
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- but just the thought of
him and the sheep and my mom and...
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Hello! What are you doing?
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No, I can't take any more partying.
-Shut up!
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What is it now? What's this?
Hello! Stop it, now!
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Wait! Calm down, guys.
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You have to think of
that I am no longer young.
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Who are you, then?
Don't tell me you're my stripper today.
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I own the farm next door
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Apparently you went there last night.
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I got the sheep for my 50th birthday!
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This is absolutely crazy,
I went straight home and went to bed.
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Did you forget this?
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Look. I was wasted.
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It is not always so easy to be me.
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I just lost my God!
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No. No. No. Get off me!
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No, but get...
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How do you spell bye in Swedish,
with an i or a y?
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-I.
-Again
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I
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You just sent a farewell message to Mom..
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Why?
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You just cancelled the wedding.
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Careful. What the fuck?"
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Didn't expect to see you here.
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I've seen better gifts.
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Looks like maybe the grass isn't always
greener on the other side of the fence.
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I'll make sure he understands.
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Wait!
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Sweden? Fuck that sounds nice.
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There's not much bacon left in my freezer.
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The stars will fall from heaven
and the powers will shake.
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And then I shall be seen in the sky.
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Fuck. He will return to Jesus, he said.
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He will not be here with me anymore.
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I just don't get it.
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Well, Stanley is a complicated guy.
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Just try and get over him.
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Yes, but what is it
with me and men?
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I'm like flypaper to these psychopaths.
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We're making progress.
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Cut it out Bjorn. I told you earlier.
Put it in here like that, see..
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In Bjorn, in!
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It's not working. It's fucked up!
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No wonder you're having a hard
time, the thing's all messed up.
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If it doesn't work, we'll do it like this.
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I know you're stressed
boss but I went to one of those schools,
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and look how I turned out.
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Come on!
Use your elbow! Yes!
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You got him here on time?
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I'm so nervous.
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The good news is
that the test went really well.
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-Far above average.
-Thank God.
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The bad news is that...
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You brought the wrong twin.
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What do you mean?
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It was when we had to change a diaper,
that we saw there was no doubt.
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Oh, dear Bjorg.
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I'm so sorry. We are really sorry.
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I hope you didn't do this on purpose!
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Jesus Christ.
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What did he say?
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My God, you scared me!
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Where have you been?
I've looked for you all week.
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I've been somewhere that
people like me can get help.
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Oh.
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Remember this?
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We had a lot of fun with it.
-I don't feel like reminiscing.
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You and I, we are the king and queen
of the entire immigration circus.
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Call UDI, and say that it was a misunderstanding.
-No.
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You were just overworked. Randi.
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No chance.
-Come on.
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I have gotten help for my problems,
and I think that you should get some too.
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Call UDI!
-Get off me!
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I said call!
-No. Let me go!
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Call... Randi?
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We have some problems at the shelter.
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Yes. But I think...
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Yes, we delegated a lot at city hall.
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Oh, I see. Then I won't bother you Johnny.
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I'm sorry, I'll fix things myself.
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Yes. Goodbye. Cheers.
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The latest on the Bieber robbery,
the stolen goods have been recovered.
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Thomas Hatlestad, NCIS boss, what can
you say about developments in the case?
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We are very pleased. Bank customers have
gotten justice, so we are very happy.
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There is strong criticism of NCIS, which
were getting nowhere in their investigation,
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and then a sheriff from
Lillehammer made a breakthrough.
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She recovered the stolen property.
What can you say about the criticism?
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Criticism we are used to,
so I have no comment.
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Mette Hansen, you have been highly
praised for finding the valuables.
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Tell us what happened.
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I'm just happy to be able to help.
I'm just doing my job.
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and if Thomas needs any
help, he has my number.
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00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:54,380
So Hatlestad, will you consider using
this number more often in the future?
250
00:43:01,060 --> 00:43:06,440
It was just a little accident, Randi.
An accident.
251
00:43:17,780 --> 00:43:21,120
It turns out that our little
friend is a mafia snitch.
252
00:43:21,420 --> 00:43:27,120
This means that someone over there would
pay a lot of money for his address.
253
00:43:27,420 --> 00:43:33,600
Shall we go to New York and search
the phone book for Don fucking Corleone?
254
00:43:33,900 --> 00:43:36,060
Exactly.
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