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(bell rings)
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Downloaded from
YTS.MX
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- [Voiceover] The
jangling and the rangling
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of the bells, bells, bells.
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Poe was such a nutcase, dude.
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Official YIFY movies site:
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(tapping)
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Bells.
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(clicking)
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- Hey, salud.
(clinking)
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Mon frere.
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(slurping)
(satisfied vocalizations)
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Fuck yeah, dude.
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Two more months and
this old shit burger's
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in the fuckin' can, man.
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(excited whooping)
(coughing)
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- Like a 6th grade function.
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8th grade dance.
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10th grade luau.
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Last year's prom.
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- [Guy In Hat]
(sighs) I can't wait
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to be outta this
fuckin' prison, man.
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Fuckin' high school.
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(birds chirp)
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(alarm buzzes)
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(sighs and groans)
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(sighs heavily)
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- Good morning, daddy.
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How you feelin'?
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- I'm feelin' fantastic.
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And good mornin'
right back at you,
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my little fresh breath
of sunshine. (smooches)
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Up and at 'em, kid, you got
a huge day ahead of you.
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- [Brunette Girl] (sighs)
Take it easy, dad.
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- Fuckin', do you think we'll
even be remembered, man?
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Do you think the fuckin' kids
will still look up to us?
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Talk about us when we're fuckin'
done with this shit, man?
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- Yeah.
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I mean, it depends,
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but I think it's gonna
be kinda like Boozer.
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You know?
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Like, we love Boozer.
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But the kids have no
idea he even exists.
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- [Guy In Hat] So we're
like Boozer style now.
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- [Dark Haired Guy] Dude,
we are like the Boozers
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of our generation.
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- Come on, hun,
it's a glorious day.
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New school, new
friends, new life.
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- New fuckin' identity?
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- Stop being so naked.
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Throw on some clothes
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and be down at the
breakfast table in 15.
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(door clicks shut)
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(sighs)
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- I need a steady
fuckin' girlfriend, man.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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- [Guy In Hat] Yeah, dude.
- [Dark Haired Guy] Whoa.
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You
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be careful.
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That's a dangerous,
dangerous thing to say.
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- I need steady pussy, dude.
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- Dude.
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(negative groaning)
- Yeah, dude.
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(negative groaning)
Fuck yeah.
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- How many more we
got 'til 1t class?
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- We've got probably
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about six, six, six.
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(dark haired guy chuckles)
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- The number of the beast.
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- That's what I'm
talkin' about, dog.
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- Oh, the beast.
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- Salud.
(cans clink)
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("Blow Off My Dick"
by Andre Legacy)
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* Yo
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* Broke from the start
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* Broken heart
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* Broken car
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* Almost broke her jaw
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* Bitch talked shit
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* So I smoked her dog
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* With coleslaw
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* I told ya'll
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* I'm stupid
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* Popping quaaludes
in the prelude
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* With Lupe
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* Pink Ugg boots, so cute
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* Gold tooth
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* Nothing but the truth
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* Blow off my dick
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* Blow blow off my dick
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* Blow off my dick
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* Blow blow off my dick
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* Mind on the honeys
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* Hand on the loot
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* Finger in the cooch
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* Through her Juicy sweatsuit
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* We could grapple
like jiu-jitsu
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* Crack you open like a Snapple
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* It's split like a cranapple
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* Asshole
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* The man's an animal
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* Eat my meat while I
lick your cantaloupe
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* I got the antidote
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* Drink the venom
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* Bite the butt cheek
through the denim
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* Charge you for my dentist
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* Fuck it
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* I'll charge you
for rent, bitch
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* I'm the landlord
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* You the tenant
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* And now you gone girl
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* You're gay, admit it
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* So get your girlfriend
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* And get with it
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* Tell her to get over here
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* Get some beer in
that lowered Civic
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* And sniff blow off my dick
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* Blow off my dick
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* Blow blow off my dick
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* Blow off my dick
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* Blow blow off my dick
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* Blow off my dick
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* Blow-blow off my dick
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* Blow off my dick
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* Blow-blow off my dick
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* Chop it up
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* I got the stuff
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* Go tell your pops
you're in Hollywood
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* It's all hood
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* Let me show you the goods
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* What, girl
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(sighs)
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- Good morning, class.
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- [Voiceover] Good
morning, Mr. Mark.
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- Well, well, well, seniors.
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Enjoy this time, people.
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Sure, you can all whine
right now if you'd like,
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but allow me to be the
1st one to tell you that
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sexually transmitted diseases,
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crack cocaine,
automatic weapons,
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peer pressure and (chuckles)
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getting into a decent college,
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it's nothing
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compared to the virtual
hell that's gonna hit you
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when you step into the real
world as full grown adults.
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Anyway.
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(sighs)
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I understand that
we have someone new
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in our class this morning.
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So, so late in the semester.
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Huh, here we are.
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Very interesting.
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Would you please stand
up and tell us your name?
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- I'm Mandy Meyers.
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- Welcome to Las Angeles.
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I'm sure you'll
prove to be a fine,
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(someone whistles)
fine asset
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to our classroom.
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(clicking)
(door creaks)
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Ah, of course, Miss Jacobs.
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So nice of you to
actually join us today.
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- Hi, Mr. Mark.
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Sorry.
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School parking was a total
fucking bitch this morning.
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- (giggles) Hey, Jenny, isn't
campus parking assigned?
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(laughs obnoxiously)
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- Yes.
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- Can you just sit
down, Miss Jacobs.
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So we can continue on
with today's lesson.
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- As if I've got so many
fucking other options.
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Mr. Shit For Brains.
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(laughing)
- [Voiceover] Girl.
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(sighing)
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- I'm Jini Jacobs.
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Who the hell are you?
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- [Guy In Hat] Yo, did you
see that new chick yet?
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- No.
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- Yeah, dude, I haven't
fuckin' met her,
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but she's fuckin' piping hot
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off the mother
fuckin' press, dude.
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- [Dark Haired Guy] Yeah?
- [Guy In Hat] For real.
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Yeah, dude.
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I fuckin' heard that
she was in, like,
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every advanced class that there
is in this fuckin' school.
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She's some kinda academic
genius or some shit.
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- Shit, really?
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Straight A's?
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- Yeah, yeah, she's probably
a full-blown fuckin' prude.
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But--
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- Oh, no shit.
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- Yeah.
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- Why does life always have
to be so stereotypical.
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- I know, brother.
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I know, I know.
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But fuck, man, probably if
anyone's got a shot at it,
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you probably do, right?
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I mean, that's your
type of chick, baby.
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The smart pretty girls, they
wanna change you, you know.
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They want a fuckin'
you, you motherfucker.
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(dark haired guy laughs)
You know what I'm sayin'.
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- You're right.
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Smart chicks do like me.
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Oh, sweet honey hole of God.
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(upbeat energetic music)
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Oh God, she's with fuckin'...
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- Hello, jerk-offs.
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- [Both] Hi.
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- Who are those guys?
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They're kinda cute.
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- (groans) The one on
the left is Ferrat.
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Like the animal.
(Mandy laughs)
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His real name is Richard Barret.
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And the other is
Andy Wasilewski.
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(Mandy vocalizes intrigue)
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They're both slackers,
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and definitely not cute
once you get to know them.
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- Oh.
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- All those two do is
get loaded, jack off,
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and try to put their dicks
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in girls that don't
know any better.
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They're entirely unreliable,
excessively immature,
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and just all and all,
horrible boyfriend material.
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Basically just losers
with no futures.
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- Hey, Jini.
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Who's this?
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New, uh,
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friend?
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- Well, would we be sitting
together if she wasn't?
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Jenna, this is Mandy.
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Mandy, Jenna.
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- Hi.
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- So, what sky did you
just fall out of, Mandy?
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- I'm actually from DC.
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- The fuck is that?
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- It's our nation's capital,
you retarded fucking idiot.
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(whistle blows)
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- [Ferrat] There it
is, fuck yeah, dude.
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- [Andy] Oh.
- [Ferrat] Uh-oh.
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- [Andy] Oh.
- [Ferrat] Oh shit.
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(loud groaning)
Oh shit, oh shit.
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(thudding)
(grunting)
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(growling)
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What's up, fella?
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Save me some of the
steroids and shit.
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Nutty F in the house,
what's up, dog?
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- What is goin' on,
boys, how's it going?
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You know, just fuckin'
tossin' the pigskin,
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floggin' the bird, fuckin'
your mothers a little bit.
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- Oh hey, my mother's
dead, asshole, that shit's
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not funny, dude.
- [Player] Shut the fuck up,
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dude, she's not fucking dead.
- [Ferrat] That's
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not fuckin' funny.
- [Player] You're a liar.
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- Hey, what the fuck are you
doin' out here so early, man?
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There's like four
people on the field.
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- I know, I know,
it fuckin' sucks.
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I mean, post season's almost
over and it's a clincher.
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I mean, my college future
is at stake, you know.
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So what can I do but
show up to practice
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a little extra early,
score some touchdowns,
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00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:50,023
and suck off Coach Thieson?
261
00:09:50,057 --> 00:09:51,692
- Fuck yeah, dude.
262
00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:52,660
You're such a fuckin'
squid and I love it, dog.
263
00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:53,861
(whistle blows)
- [Voiceover] Hey, Fouler.
264
00:09:53,894 --> 00:09:54,795
- You know I love it.
265
00:09:54,828 --> 00:09:55,696
- Get your fag ass over here
266
00:09:55,729 --> 00:09:58,131
and away from those
goddamn derelicts.
267
00:09:58,165 --> 00:10:00,801
(mocking groaning)
268
00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:04,638
Wasilewski, is that you,
you fuckin' cum guzzler?
269
00:10:04,672 --> 00:10:06,874
You stay away from my players
'til the season's over
270
00:10:06,907 --> 00:10:09,977
or I'll rip your puny
little cock in half.
271
00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:11,078
- [Andy] Fuck you.
- [Ferrat] Ouch.
272
00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,345
- [Andy] Fuck you, too, Thieson.
273
00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:15,816
- Fuck you triple time,
you fuckin' cum guzzler.
274
00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:16,817
(laughter)
(goofy vocalizations)
275
00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,285
Get off the field.
276
00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:19,753
- Look, look, look, boys,
gimme a call tomorrow.
277
00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:20,654
If there's no
parties this weekend,
278
00:10:20,688 --> 00:10:22,189
we'll barbie at the
beach, all right?
279
00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:23,824
- Word, all right, ten-hut.
- [Ferrat] Ten-hut.
280
00:10:23,857 --> 00:10:25,959
- What are you doin'
with those faggots?
281
00:10:25,993 --> 00:10:27,995
(taunting vocalizations)
Cock smokers.
282
00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:29,797
Rump rangers.
283
00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:33,801
(taunting vocalizations)
Go back to Queer Street.
284
00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:36,369
Homosexuals everywhere you go.
285
00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:37,805
Goddamnit.
286
00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:38,872
(knocking)
("No Way" by The Adolescents)
287
00:10:38,906 --> 00:10:41,675
- [Ferrat] Yo, Boozie-A.
288
00:10:41,709 --> 00:10:44,812
(dog barking)
Oh fuck, dude.
289
00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:46,279
* No way
- [Ferrat] Oh fuck.
290
00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:47,748
Oh my god, dude.
291
00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:50,017
- (laughs) Holy shit,
what's up, guys?
292
00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:50,984
- What the fuck, dude?
293
00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:52,419
Is everything okay, dude?
294
00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:54,788
- I guess fuckin'
school's out already, huh?
295
00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:56,790
- [Andy] 3 o'clock, dude.
296
00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:57,858
- [Ferrat] Is this shit Okay?
297
00:10:57,891 --> 00:10:58,992
- No shit.
298
00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:00,761
- [Ferrat] Did you light
somethin' on fire in there?
299
00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:01,829
- Dude, I'm fuckin' okay.
300
00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:03,764
- You're always on fire, Boozer.
301
00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:05,265
I'm so happy to
see you, my friend.
302
00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:06,399
I'm so happy to see you.
303
00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:07,801
- Look at you, prepared.
304
00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:09,770
- Oh, you know, he just
knows how to fuckin'
305
00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:11,772
(Andy laughs)
306
00:11:11,805 --> 00:11:13,874
- So, what's new, dogs?
307
00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:16,243
- [Ferrat] You
know, just fuckin'--
308
00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:18,078
- Waitin' to graduate.
309
00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:22,182
- So,
310
00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:25,352
are you guys hitting
anything new?
311
00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:27,888
- Fuckin' not really.
312
00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:29,489
- Pretty dry out there,
bro, to be honest.
313
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:32,425
But there's this new
fuckin' chick at our school
314
00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:35,395
who just came in outta
nowhere, last minute style.
315
00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:37,965
Fuckin', I don't know,
she's pretty hot, right?
316
00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:39,967
- Yeah, dude,
she's pretty solid.
317
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,368
(Boozer laughs)
318
00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:42,235
- Classic.
319
00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:45,138
- Fuckin', we don't know what
her deal is though, dude.
320
00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:46,840
She could be a
fuckin' total prude.
321
00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:50,177
She's in all the fuckin'
honors classes and shit, so.
322
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,912
I don't know, hard to tell.
323
00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:53,781
What do you think, Boozie,
what does that tell us?
324
00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:55,282
- I don't know, dude.
325
00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:56,884
Could be a good thing.
326
00:11:56,917 --> 00:11:59,352
New girl in a new
school in a new city.
327
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,354
She's gonna wanna
let loose her goose.
328
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,056
- Never thought about that.
329
00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:05,225
- [Boozer] Yeah.
330
00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:06,259
- You wanna?
331
00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:10,497
- Can we buy some
332
00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:13,333
weed?
333
00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:16,436
- Weed.
334
00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:18,071
We want some weed.
335
00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:19,840
(chuckling)
Do you have any weed?
336
00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:21,274
I would like it if
you'd give me weed.
337
00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:22,910
(laughing)
- [Boozer] Well, yeah, dogs.
338
00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:24,344
- [Andy] If you're runnin' low--
339
00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:28,849
- (laughs) No, dogs, I got
pounds, I got pounds. (chuckles)
340
00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:30,884
Of course, what
do you guys want?
341
00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:31,518
- [Andy] A quarter?
342
00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:33,020
(Ferrat laughs loudly)
343
00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:36,056
- [Ferrat] Yeah,
maybe a 1/2, right?
344
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,225
* No way, no way, no
way, no way, no way *
345
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:42,029
(refreshed sigh)
346
00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:43,964
- And guess what, dogs.
347
00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:47,267
My parents are leaving
for the weekend
348
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,502
and they're giving me the house.
349
00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:51,504
If you guys get some girls over,
350
00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:54,975
I'll throw a big old
fuckin' Boozer Bash.
351
00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:57,845
- Fuck yeah, dude.
352
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:04,151
- So how was your 1st
day of school, dear?
353
00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:06,186
- It was all right.
354
00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:08,922
- Did you meet
anyone interesting?
355
00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:10,357
- Kind of.
356
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:13,493
I went to the mall after
school with a couple of girls.
357
00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:16,329
They're really different
from my friends in DC.
358
00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:18,265
But really cool.
359
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,132
LA style.
360
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,269
- Do you think you can
handle all of your classes?
361
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,837
Don't forget, your
school happens to be
362
00:13:23,871 --> 00:13:25,005
one of the top public schools
363
00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:27,040
in the greater Las Angeles area.
364
00:13:27,074 --> 00:13:29,076
I'm sure the workload
must be tremendous.
365
00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:30,944
- You know, are you having
a nervous breakdown?
366
00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:33,146
"Your school happens to be
one of the top public schools
367
00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:35,448
"in the greater
Las Angeles area."
368
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:36,583
Everything'll be fine.
369
00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:39,552
- And that's exactly what
I keep telling you mother.
370
00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:40,420
- Mm-hmm.
371
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:45,292
(cell phone rings)
372
00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:48,161
- Hello?
373
00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:50,931
- Hey, girl, what's up?
374
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:55,168
Okay, so I just got word of
a big party tomorrow night.
375
00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:58,538
It's at some guy
named Boozer's house.
376
00:13:58,571 --> 00:13:59,873
(sighs)
377
00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:01,341
You rolling with us or what?
378
00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:02,342
- Yeah, sure.
379
00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:03,276
That'd be great.
("Weather Girl")
380
00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:05,145
* You're an uptown falling down
381
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,915
* West end girl
trying to see yourself
382
00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:09,549
* Running in a number one
383
00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:10,583
* Shoot 'em up
384
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:13,053
* Race to edge of the world
385
00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:14,888
* To the edge of the world
386
00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:15,889
* Knocking down
387
00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:16,589
* Waking up
388
00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:18,291
* You're a breaking girl
389
00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:20,127
* Hearts stop and seize
390
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,029
* Making love in the weather
391
00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:24,031
* Making moves together
392
00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:26,066
* Staying close forever
393
00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:27,567
* Riding in our cars
394
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,469
* From the moon to Mars
395
00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:31,338
* Everyday, every night
396
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,073
* Becomes a thousand hours
397
00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:35,175
* Come and follow you
398
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,944
* Follow down to excess
399
00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:38,645
* Return to righteousness
400
00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:40,547
* Dancing late at night
401
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,349
* Hunting high and low
402
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,117
* With your pretty pink bow
403
00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:46,119
(coughing)
* Weather girl
404
00:14:46,153 --> 00:14:49,089
* Where did you go
405
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:53,226
- (groans) God, my
parents are such losers.
406
00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:55,062
Just as I was about
to step out the door,
407
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:57,297
they actually sat me down to
have this big talk with me
408
00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:58,565
about parental guidance
409
00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:01,568
and all that good
judgement bullshit.
410
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:05,038
- You know, my parents are
even more pathetic than yours.
411
00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:07,040
They, like, pulled the same
shit on me last weekend,
412
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,208
ow, I'm talking.
413
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,611
(sighs) They pulled the same
shit on me last weekend.
414
00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:12,779
They were like,
415
00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:15,182
"Hey, Jenna, we can smell
the alcohol on your breath."
416
00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:16,950
And I'm like, hello,
417
00:15:16,984 --> 00:15:19,119
of course you can smell
the alcohol on my breath.
418
00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:21,955
I'm a freakin' senior in high
school for Christ's sake.
419
00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:24,324
- Yeah, I mean,
what do they expect?
420
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:27,094
Sometimes I just
wanna kill them.
421
00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:31,131
("Bounce" by MSTRKRFT)
* Kid Boogaloo, Kid Boogaloo
422
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:33,000
* Master Craft, Master Craft
423
00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:36,103
- Ode to you, you
two jizzy faggots.
424
00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:38,671
Tiffany, you know coleisms.
425
00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:41,074
You'll be playin' Beethoven
on my skin flute tonight.
426
00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:42,075
(Tiffany laughs)
427
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:43,043
- [Both] Cheers.
(glasses clink)
428
00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:44,177
- [Guy in Red] Cheers.
- [Tiffany] Cheers.
429
00:15:44,211 --> 00:15:45,112
* All I do is party
430
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:46,679
* Ha, ha, ha, ha
431
00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:48,248
* All I do is party
432
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:49,216
(groans)
433
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:50,583
- Okay then, Bill.
434
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:53,753
You beautiful piece of shit.
435
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:56,323
- Watch out, Tiffany,
you fuck my boyfriend,
436
00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,225
and I'll fuck yours.
437
00:15:58,258 --> 00:15:59,526
Pathetic lush.
438
00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:03,563
- Lick my crevice,
Jini fucking Jacobs.
439
00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:06,233
Lick my fucking crevice.
440
00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:07,567
- Whatever, bitch.
441
00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:11,071
- You made it, baby.
442
00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:14,274
(excited groaning)
443
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,176
- Mandy, this is Bill.
444
00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:20,147
Bill, this is my new best
friend, Mandy Meyers.
445
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:24,117
- Welcome to McDermott High.
446
00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:26,019
Quite fuckin' possible the
most awesome high school
447
00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:28,388
in the entire planet.
448
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:30,390
I'm all-state running back.
449
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:32,125
You need to know my name's Bill.
450
00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:33,726
Bill Beauchanon.
451
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:36,063
- Bill The Thrill, yeah.
452
00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:37,130
- Boom.
453
00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:38,565
- [Blonde Dude] Baby.
454
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:41,101
- It's very nice
to meet you, Bill.
455
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:42,435
- Likewise.
456
00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:44,137
- Hi, Mandy.
457
00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:46,273
My real name's Thomas, but
everyone calls me Tommy.
458
00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:47,607
- I'm Mandy.
459
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:50,210
- It's nice to meet you.
460
00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:51,144
Dude.
461
00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:53,146
- Yeah, Mandy, that's Tommy.
462
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:55,682
And, over there, that's Chubs.
463
00:16:57,284 --> 00:17:00,253
Hey, you drunk
yet, you fat shit?
464
00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:01,288
(slapping)
465
00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:02,355
- Whoa.
466
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:07,260
- [Ferrat] Fuck yeah, dude.
467
00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:09,796
- [Andy] Hey man.
468
00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:12,532
- [Ferrat] Yo, where
all you girls at, bro?
469
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:14,334
- That's just what the
doctor ordered knockin',
470
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,335
my old friends.
471
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:16,536
- That's what I'm talkin' about.
472
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:17,470
- [Andy] Hey.
473
00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:18,338
- Hey, come on in, ladies.
474
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:19,172
- [Andy] Erika.
475
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:22,642
- Hey, Andy. (giggles)
476
00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:24,177
- I'm sure you remember Ferrat.
477
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:24,811
- Yeah, what's up?
478
00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:25,645
- And this is Boozer.
479
00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:26,479
- [Erika] Hey.
480
00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:27,514
- How you doin', Erika?
481
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:29,015
- [Boozer] Hello, ladies.
- [Andy] This is his party.
482
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,016
His house.
483
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,218
- [Boozer] Please feel
free to make a drink.
484
00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:31,884
Any time.
485
00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:36,489
- Boozer, Erika, Ginger, Ilene.
486
00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:37,724
- Hi.
487
00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:39,392
- So, you girls like
to smoke pot and shit?
488
00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:40,727
- Pot?
489
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,529
You mean like marijuana?
490
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:43,663
- [Ferrat] Yeah.
- [Ginger] Yeah.
491
00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:45,132
- [Ferrat] Word.
- [Ginger] Yeah, we do.
492
00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:47,300
You know, on special
occasions and stuff.
493
00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:48,568
- [Ferrat] Dude, I
feel that, I feel that.
494
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,303
I'll roll one, all right.
495
00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:52,272
- Hey, please, you know, make
yourselves completely at home.
496
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:53,640
Take a load off.
497
00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:00,347
- [Ferrat] So do you want it,
is this a special occasion?
498
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:01,548
Are we special enough for you?
499
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:02,882
- [Ginger] Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
500
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,284
I've never out of a bong, but--
501
00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:05,152
- You've never out of a bong?
502
00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:06,253
Here, it's really easy.
- [Ginger] Okay.
503
00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:07,287
- [Ferrat] I'll show you how.
504
00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:08,321
- Just take it.
- Put that on.
505
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:09,289
I'll light it for you.
506
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:11,558
(sniffing)
507
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,394
(satisfied sighing)
508
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:15,228
- Fuck.
509
00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:17,530
(sniffing)
510
00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:20,567
(sighing)
511
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,403
- Now I wanna fuck.
512
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,405
- Yeah, let's go to the bedroom.
513
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:28,141
(Jini groans)
514
00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:30,577
Actually, I got a better idea.
515
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:31,444
- What?
516
00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:34,514
- I fuck you right here in
this shit hole of a bathroom.
517
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:37,317
- (shrieks) My ass is
gonna freeze on the tile.
518
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:38,185
- Exactly.
519
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:41,354
You're gonna scream, bitch.
520
00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:45,392
(heavy breathing)
521
00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:46,626
(Jini moans)
522
00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:49,362
(Bill growls)
523
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:53,500
- That was really, really fun.
524
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:54,601
(Andy exhales deeply)
525
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,337
(Andy laughs)
526
00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:00,440
Your pussy feels so good.
527
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,542
It's literally ridiculous.
528
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,377
(Erika giggles)
529
00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:05,445
- Thanks.
530
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:06,846
My little pot of gold.
531
00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:08,715
(thoughtful groaning)
- Little pot of gold, indeed.
532
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:11,251
(Erika giggles)
533
00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:12,885
Please, can I have some more?
534
00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:15,355
(both laugh)
535
00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:19,559
- Promise me something?
536
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:21,828
- Yeah, what?
537
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,198
(Erika sighs)
538
00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:29,236
- Please don't tell my older
sister that I fucked you.
539
00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:30,737
- Who's your sister?
540
00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:33,172
- Jini Jacobs.
541
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:35,642
- What?
542
00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:39,579
- So.
543
00:19:41,248 --> 00:19:42,249
- What's up?
544
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,855
(smooching)
545
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:53,293
- What's wrong?
546
00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:53,960
- Nothing.
547
00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:56,896
- Don't you like me?
548
00:19:58,365 --> 00:19:59,732
- Sure, I think I like you.
549
00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:02,702
But the truth is I
sometimes really know you.
550
00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:05,505
- Well, then why in tarnation
did you come out here with me?
551
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,207
I mean, to smell the jacarandas?
552
00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:15,615
("Candy Castle" by Glass Candy)
553
00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:17,817
- Smokin's the best, dude.
554
00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:21,888
Especially when it's like a big,
555
00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:24,324
big, big, big fat joint.
556
00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:25,358
Bigger the better.
557
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:27,327
- Yeah, the bigger the better.
558
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:28,361
- The bigger the better.
559
00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:29,529
(Jenna laughs loudly)
560
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,631
- [Voiceover] Wanna
go to the bed?
561
00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:33,333
- And we're on it, you know.
562
00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,368
They're drinkin' and I
go up to my fuckin' room,
563
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:38,771
and I'm like, fuck you
guys, I'm fucking toasted,
564
00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:40,973
exhausted, shit, you know.
565
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,711
(laughs coldly)
566
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,413
Thank you, whatever.
567
00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:47,314
Whoa.
568
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:48,781
- You wanna hear
somethin' weird, man?
569
00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:50,517
- Yeah, what up, bro?
570
00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:53,786
- Life is a (mumbles),
don't care, fool.
571
00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:55,922
Don't kid you, yeah.
572
00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:59,692
- Little baby Erika is
actually little baby Jacobs.
573
00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:03,062
(Ferrat chuckles)
574
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,332
- That's so weird, dude.
575
00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:06,299
They're like polar opposites.
576
00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:06,966
- I know.
577
00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:10,337
Erika's so fuckin' cool.
578
00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:14,341
And Jini's just, like, this
future gold digging whore.
579
00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:19,512
- [Ferrat] Maybe our journey
shall take us elsewhere.
580
00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:20,847
Or we can just stay awhile and--
581
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:21,714
- Dude.
582
00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:30,990
What's she doing
here by herself?
583
00:21:31,023 --> 00:21:33,025
- I think that some of
us is about to find out
584
00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:35,495
how much of a prude she is.
585
00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:38,598
* Afraid to die alone
586
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:42,802
* Like diamonds form
from pieces of coal *
587
00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:44,904
- Hey, guys.
588
00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:47,740
- What's up?
589
00:21:47,774 --> 00:21:50,477
- Miss Meyers, what
a pleasant surprise.
590
00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:51,744
- Mr. Wasilewski.
591
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:55,348
How do you know my name?
592
00:21:56,449 --> 00:21:57,617
- I have ears.
593
00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:00,653
How did you know mine?
594
00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:03,055
- I have ears, too.
595
00:22:03,089 --> 00:22:03,890
- Word.
596
00:22:03,923 --> 00:22:05,091
- Andrew.
597
00:22:05,124 --> 00:22:06,626
Boozer.
598
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:09,061
How you bastards doin' tonight?
599
00:22:09,095 --> 00:22:10,597
- Not bad.
600
00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:11,731
- Pretty decent.
601
00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:12,965
- All right.
602
00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:15,702
Well, tell Boozer
we had a blast and,
603
00:22:15,735 --> 00:22:18,538
you know, make sure to let
us know about the next one.
604
00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:19,839
- Okay.
605
00:22:19,872 --> 00:22:22,041
- I'll see you guys later.
606
00:22:23,142 --> 00:22:24,611
- Sure hope so.
607
00:22:27,614 --> 00:22:29,916
- Please tell me Tommy's not
already on that shit, dog.
608
00:22:29,949 --> 00:22:31,451
- That's sure what
it looks like.
609
00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:34,887
- (howls) Lord, he
is dumb motherfucker.
610
00:22:34,921 --> 00:22:37,590
(Andy chuckles)
611
00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:42,795
- Yeah, but so are we, dude.
612
00:22:43,796 --> 00:22:45,598
Oh, so are fuckin' we. (laughs)
613
00:22:45,632 --> 00:22:47,500
- Fuck yeah, true that, homes.
614
00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:48,535
(Andy laughs)
615
00:22:48,568 --> 00:22:49,502
Fuckin' true that.
616
00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:50,503
Fuck yeah, dude.
617
00:22:50,537 --> 00:22:52,605
("Too Fake" by Hockey)
* Well, I'll do anything
618
00:22:52,639 --> 00:22:54,073
* That I'm told to
619
00:22:54,106 --> 00:22:57,544
* I even mean it
if I'm supposed to
620
00:22:57,577 --> 00:22:59,111
* Lead me on a little
621
00:22:59,145 --> 00:23:00,847
* I'll go for broke
622
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,515
* Lead me on some more
623
00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:04,484
* I go for the big joke
624
00:23:04,517 --> 00:23:06,185
* Everybody's watchin'
625
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:09,656
* Oh, but nobody cares, no
626
00:23:09,689 --> 00:23:11,524
* Oh wait, does it go
(electronic beep)
627
00:23:11,558 --> 00:23:15,662
- [Erika] Hey, Andy, it's Erika
from the party last night.
628
00:23:15,695 --> 00:23:16,596
I was just wonderin'
what you guys
629
00:23:16,629 --> 00:23:17,964
were up to this afternoon.
630
00:23:17,997 --> 00:23:19,165
Me and my girlfriends
were thinkin'
631
00:23:19,198 --> 00:23:21,534
about goin' to
the football game.
632
00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:23,536
So, give me a--
(electronic beep)
633
00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:25,705
* Oh wait, does it go
634
00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:27,607
* Nobody's watchin'
635
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:31,611
* But everybody cares
636
00:23:37,884 --> 00:23:39,519
- Hi.
637
00:23:39,552 --> 00:23:41,954
Yeah, could I please get
the number for Mandy Meyers
638
00:23:41,988 --> 00:23:42,889
of Parkway?
639
00:23:49,729 --> 00:23:51,564
(phone rings)
("Candy Castle")
640
00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:53,966
* Use your pressure
641
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:54,967
- Hello?
642
00:23:55,001 --> 00:23:57,970
* This is your magic tool
643
00:23:58,004 --> 00:23:58,938
- Hello?
644
00:23:58,971 --> 00:24:01,007
* To form a precious jewel
645
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:03,209
* Come on, come on
646
00:24:03,242 --> 00:24:04,076
- Hello?
647
00:24:05,978 --> 00:24:07,947
* Come on, come on
648
00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:08,815
Hello?
649
00:24:08,848 --> 00:24:12,585
(phone clicks shut)
650
00:24:12,619 --> 00:24:13,653
Okay.
651
00:24:17,690 --> 00:24:19,992
("Too Fake" by Hockey)
652
00:24:20,026 --> 00:24:21,160
- [Voiceover] Get up.
653
00:24:21,193 --> 00:24:22,094
* I'll go to church
654
00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:24,664
* If I'm expected to
655
00:24:24,697 --> 00:24:26,533
* I'll be a lost soul
656
00:24:26,566 --> 00:24:27,934
* If they need examples to use
657
00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:29,836
* I could stay forever
or leave right now
658
00:24:29,869 --> 00:24:31,604
* It's your call either way
659
00:24:31,638 --> 00:24:33,740
* It's time to use my life
660
00:24:33,773 --> 00:24:36,509
* For myself
661
00:24:36,543 --> 00:24:38,678
* Most people just
won't tell you that
662
00:24:38,711 --> 00:24:40,713
* I'm gonna use my life
663
00:24:40,747 --> 00:24:41,881
* For someone else
664
00:24:41,914 --> 00:24:42,715
- [Tommy] Gotcha!
(Mandy gasps)
665
00:24:42,749 --> 00:24:43,750
- Oh my god.
666
00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,653
You scared the shit outta me.
667
00:24:46,686 --> 00:24:48,688
- Where you headed next?
668
00:24:48,721 --> 00:24:49,789
- Ethics.
669
00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:51,791
- Can I walk ya?
670
00:24:51,824 --> 00:24:53,760
- You can do whatever you want.
671
00:24:53,793 --> 00:24:55,995
(bell rings)
672
00:24:58,665 --> 00:25:00,667
(giggling)
673
00:25:02,702 --> 00:25:03,936
- Are you gonna be
all right, dude?
674
00:25:03,970 --> 00:25:05,572
- Yeah, dude, are
you kidding me?
675
00:25:05,605 --> 00:25:07,840
- All right, all right.
676
00:25:07,874 --> 00:25:10,843
I wanted to make sure
you're not freakin' out.
677
00:25:10,877 --> 00:25:12,912
I wrote Mandy Meyers
a love letter.
678
00:25:12,945 --> 00:25:14,681
- I don't wanna
be the dick here,
679
00:25:14,714 --> 00:25:16,949
but didn't you see her
fuckin' leave with Tommy
680
00:25:16,983 --> 00:25:18,651
at Boozer's party
last night there?
681
00:25:18,685 --> 00:25:21,253
- Ah, dude, come on now,
we all make mistakes.
682
00:25:21,287 --> 00:25:22,388
- Well, word, dude.
683
00:25:22,421 --> 00:25:25,658
What the fuck did you write
her in this love letter?
684
00:25:25,692 --> 00:25:26,759
- Nothin' really.
685
00:25:26,793 --> 00:25:30,129
Just a bunch of philosophical
psycho love babble.
686
00:25:30,162 --> 00:25:33,566
I've been calling
her, too, dude.
687
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:35,301
Just fuckin' hanging up.
688
00:25:35,334 --> 00:25:37,169
Paralyzed by fears of rejection.
689
00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:39,338
It's really weird.
690
00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:41,708
This is the 1st time I've felt
anything really for a girl
691
00:25:41,741 --> 00:25:43,710
since fuckin' junior high.
692
00:25:44,811 --> 00:25:46,145
Puppy love days.
693
00:25:46,178 --> 00:25:47,814
- Fuckin' wow, dude.
694
00:25:47,847 --> 00:25:50,750
I mean, she, you know,
fuckin' obviously
695
00:25:50,783 --> 00:25:53,820
is Jini's new ultra best
friend and everything, so.
696
00:25:53,853 --> 00:25:55,822
(slurping)
697
00:25:55,855 --> 00:25:57,023
You know, that
complicates things.
698
00:25:57,056 --> 00:25:58,891
But this fuckin' Mandy chick
699
00:25:58,925 --> 00:26:01,694
obviously would
really dig you, dude.
700
00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:03,830
You know, maybe under fuckin'
different circumstances,
701
00:26:03,863 --> 00:26:04,931
but you know.
702
00:26:07,634 --> 00:26:08,768
- I know, dude.
703
00:26:08,801 --> 00:26:10,737
(sighing)
704
00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:14,841
- Well, word, you still
gonna go after her?
705
00:26:14,874 --> 00:26:15,775
- I don't know if
I'm gonna get her,
706
00:26:15,808 --> 00:26:19,045
but I at least, I
gotta try and get her.
707
00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:23,115
- Maybe she's lookin' for a
fuckin' vacation, you know.
708
00:26:23,149 --> 00:26:23,983
- Yeah.
709
00:26:25,117 --> 00:26:27,353
Like a permanent vacation?
710
00:26:27,386 --> 00:26:28,387
- Fuck yeah, dude.
711
00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:31,323
(loud thudding)
(giggling)
712
00:26:31,357 --> 00:26:33,259
- What's up, fellas?
713
00:26:33,292 --> 00:26:34,794
- Ten-hut.
714
00:26:34,827 --> 00:26:36,228
Go Eagles.
715
00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:37,764
Eagle pride, yeah.
716
00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:42,301
- [Fouler] Wow, that
was beautiful, man.
717
00:26:42,334 --> 00:26:43,235
- [Andy] Nice, dude.
718
00:26:43,269 --> 00:26:44,270
- [Ferrat] Beware of the pool.
719
00:26:44,370 --> 00:26:44,771
(spitting)
720
00:26:44,804 --> 00:26:45,304
- Oh, oh fuck.
721
00:26:47,239 --> 00:26:48,775
You're like a frickin' monkey.
722
00:26:48,808 --> 00:26:50,777
- Get away from Constable.
723
00:26:51,844 --> 00:26:53,079
(laughing)
724
00:26:53,112 --> 00:26:54,881
Here you go.
725
00:26:54,914 --> 00:26:56,315
- [Ferrat] One.
726
00:26:56,348 --> 00:26:58,751
- (impressed
vocalization) Look at you.
727
00:26:58,785 --> 00:27:02,054
I think Thieson needs to
recruit you, motherfucker.
728
00:27:02,088 --> 00:27:03,322
- That's very poor aim.
729
00:27:03,355 --> 00:27:04,390
(laughing)
Honestly, man.
730
00:27:04,423 --> 00:27:05,858
Here, try some.
731
00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:12,965
- Hey.
732
00:27:15,201 --> 00:27:16,035
- Hey.
733
00:27:17,003 --> 00:27:17,837
What's up?
734
00:27:18,938 --> 00:27:21,173
- What are you
doing here so late?
735
00:27:21,207 --> 00:27:23,710
It's kind of strange
seeing you here
736
00:27:23,743 --> 00:27:26,212
50 minutes after the last bell.
737
00:27:26,245 --> 00:27:28,948
With a book. (laughs)
738
00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:33,285
- Well, who says there's
no surprises anymore?
739
00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:35,922
All you gotta do is
break some rules.
740
00:27:35,955 --> 00:27:38,424
- That's a very
liberating thought.
741
00:27:38,457 --> 00:27:41,828
But if you break too many
rules you wind up in jail.
742
00:27:41,861 --> 00:27:44,897
- If we're not in jail already,
743
00:27:44,931 --> 00:27:46,966
where the fuck are we?
744
00:27:48,300 --> 00:27:50,669
- Purely out of curiosity,
745
00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:54,874
what in life do you
truly care about?
746
00:27:56,976 --> 00:27:58,911
- Why do you wanna know?
747
00:28:01,948 --> 00:28:05,417
- Like I said, just
purely out of curiosity.
748
00:28:14,326 --> 00:28:14,927
Well.
749
00:28:17,029 --> 00:28:19,065
Have fun reading that book.
750
00:28:20,767 --> 00:28:22,869
I'll let you get back to it.
751
00:28:22,902 --> 00:28:24,170
- Yeah.
752
00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:26,372
Walt Whitman. (laughs awkwardly)
753
00:28:26,405 --> 00:28:28,841
Big quiz tomorrow.
754
00:28:28,875 --> 00:28:29,809
Bye though.
755
00:28:30,476 --> 00:28:31,844
And good luck.
756
00:28:31,878 --> 00:28:33,212
With everything.
757
00:28:35,481 --> 00:28:37,416
- Sayonara, Wasilewski.
758
00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:42,388
- Hey.
759
00:28:43,289 --> 00:28:44,123
Mandy.
760
00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:46,492
Have you...
761
00:28:49,361 --> 00:28:52,364
Have you had a chance to
make it to the beach yet?
762
00:28:52,398 --> 00:28:53,933
- No, I haven't.
763
00:28:56,803 --> 00:28:58,905
- Do you wanna go with me?
764
00:29:00,006 --> 00:29:00,907
- Let's go.
765
00:29:12,919 --> 00:29:15,054
- Weenie Wasilewski.
766
00:29:15,087 --> 00:29:16,856
Fuckin' cocksucker.
767
00:29:19,959 --> 00:29:22,829
(waves lapping)
768
00:29:26,999 --> 00:29:29,768
- God, it is so beautiful here.
769
00:29:30,970 --> 00:29:32,338
I'm so glad I came.
770
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:35,942
It's almost alive.
771
00:29:39,145 --> 00:29:41,547
- It's actually teeming life.
772
00:29:43,983 --> 00:29:47,319
And infinite amounts
of positive energy.
773
00:29:49,055 --> 00:29:53,025
I love this place so much I
can't even put it into words.
774
00:29:55,627 --> 00:29:57,830
(sighs)
775
00:29:59,031 --> 00:30:01,067
During the summer
if we go swimming,
776
00:30:01,100 --> 00:30:02,568
we'll feel high for
the rest of the day
777
00:30:02,601 --> 00:30:06,472
because of all the
electrolytes in the ocean.
778
00:30:06,505 --> 00:30:09,909
That's why dolphins
are so happy.
779
00:30:09,942 --> 00:30:11,143
Fuckin' love those guys.
780
00:30:11,177 --> 00:30:13,946
(Mandy laughs)
781
00:30:23,189 --> 00:30:24,556
- This is a little
strange to say,
782
00:30:24,590 --> 00:30:26,125
but this moment,
783
00:30:27,994 --> 00:30:30,863
this vibe I get from you
784
00:30:30,897 --> 00:30:34,466
completely contradicts
everything I've heard.
785
00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:39,872
- Well, what exactly
have you heard?
786
00:30:41,173 --> 00:30:43,242
- I guess I'll flatter you.
787
00:30:44,443 --> 00:30:48,014
I've heard you only
go out with freshmen,
788
00:30:48,047 --> 00:30:50,249
because your maturity
level is so low
789
00:30:50,282 --> 00:30:53,485
that you're not left
with much of a choice.
790
00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:54,653
(Andy sighs)
791
00:30:54,686 --> 00:30:57,990
They're the only ones naive
enough to put up with you.
792
00:30:58,024 --> 00:30:59,058
- Oh, really?
793
00:30:59,658 --> 00:31:00,492
- Yeah.
794
00:31:02,128 --> 00:31:04,430
- That's not 100% untrue.
795
00:31:05,965 --> 00:31:08,167
But I was hoping for something
a little more subtle.
796
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,501
(Mandy laughs)
797
00:31:09,535 --> 00:31:12,371
- Yeah, I guess
that's pretty bad.
798
00:31:14,073 --> 00:31:16,075
- Then why are you here?
799
00:31:18,610 --> 00:31:21,047
- Well, one reason I'm here
800
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:24,951
is because you write
beautiful love letters.
801
00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:29,321
(laughs)
802
00:31:29,355 --> 00:31:32,291
- How did you know it was me?
803
00:31:32,324 --> 00:31:34,293
- Just a hunch.
804
00:31:34,326 --> 00:31:36,495
As they say in the movies.
805
00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:54,113
(waves crashing)
(seagulls squawking)
806
00:32:06,225 --> 00:32:08,560
It's getting really chilly.
807
00:32:08,594 --> 00:32:10,129
- I know.
808
00:32:10,162 --> 00:32:11,663
I'm freezing, too.
809
00:32:18,070 --> 00:32:20,006
Want to take a breather
over by those rocks?
810
00:32:20,039 --> 00:32:21,340
Hike back up after?
811
00:32:21,373 --> 00:32:22,208
- Yeah.
812
00:32:38,157 --> 00:32:39,258
(Andy sighs exaggeratedly)
813
00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:41,327
(Mandy sighs)
814
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:44,130
- Seems like I just blinked
and it got dark out.
815
00:32:44,163 --> 00:32:46,732
(Andy chuckles)
816
00:32:46,765 --> 00:32:48,200
Are we safe here?
817
00:32:49,701 --> 00:32:54,240
- Why do girls always get
scared when they're alone?
818
00:32:54,273 --> 00:32:56,275
- That's not true.
819
00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:59,178
Us girls can do a lot
of things guys can't do.
820
00:32:59,211 --> 00:33:00,246
- Right, right.
821
00:33:01,713 --> 00:33:03,682
Like give birth?
822
00:33:03,715 --> 00:33:04,783
- Oh yeah.
823
00:33:04,816 --> 00:33:06,652
Yeah, something like that,
you male chauvinist pig.
824
00:33:06,685 --> 00:33:07,553
(Andy laughs)
825
00:33:07,586 --> 00:33:08,754
- Sorry.
826
00:33:08,787 --> 00:33:10,356
Sorry, that was--
(Mandy laughs)
827
00:33:10,389 --> 00:33:12,424
That was very
chauvinistic of me.
828
00:33:12,458 --> 00:33:15,361
- Mm-hmm, you should
apologize, Wasilewski.
829
00:33:15,394 --> 00:33:16,562
- I apologize.
830
00:33:22,301 --> 00:33:23,235
- Oh, okay.
831
00:33:34,613 --> 00:33:36,315
Oh. (coughs)
832
00:33:36,348 --> 00:33:39,485
(vocalizes disapproval)
833
00:33:42,288 --> 00:33:43,422
Okay, all right.
834
00:33:45,491 --> 00:33:48,227
(exhales deeply)
835
00:33:51,630 --> 00:33:53,599
(Andy laughs)
836
00:33:53,632 --> 00:33:57,103
(Mandy coughs)
(Andy chuckles)
837
00:33:57,136 --> 00:33:58,337
- I think I'm buzzed.
838
00:33:58,370 --> 00:34:02,274
- (laughs) That little
bit put ya under?
839
00:34:02,308 --> 00:34:04,376
- So, I'm a nerd.
840
00:34:04,410 --> 00:34:07,279
(laughs softly)
841
00:34:13,785 --> 00:34:18,157
("Punching In A Dream"
by The Naked and Famous)
842
00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:30,502
(music grows louder)
843
00:34:44,650 --> 00:34:48,820
* All the lights go down
as I crawl into the spaces
844
00:34:52,891 --> 00:34:57,196
* If I died on the screens
845
00:34:57,229 --> 00:35:00,632
* Life tearing at the seams
846
00:35:00,666 --> 00:35:03,269
* Way-yay-yay-yay-yay
847
00:35:03,302 --> 00:35:07,239
* I don't ever wanna be here
848
00:35:09,475 --> 00:35:11,610
* Like punching in a dream
849
00:35:11,643 --> 00:35:15,814
* Breathing life
into my nightmare *
850
00:35:20,352 --> 00:35:22,154
- Hey ladies.
851
00:35:22,188 --> 00:35:24,223
- Mandy, where were
you last night?
852
00:35:24,256 --> 00:35:26,858
I called your cell like 11
time, no return phone call.
853
00:35:26,892 --> 00:35:28,327
What's up with that bullshit?
854
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:29,528
- Sorry.
855
00:35:29,561 --> 00:35:31,497
- Oh, were you doing
some undercover?
856
00:35:31,530 --> 00:35:35,401
Or shall I say, under
the covers with Tommy?
857
00:35:36,602 --> 00:35:40,339
- Actually, I was at the
beach with Andy Wasilewski.
858
00:35:40,372 --> 00:35:41,307
- What?
859
00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:43,409
- You've got to be shitting us.
860
00:35:43,442 --> 00:35:45,377
What did you do with him?
861
00:35:45,411 --> 00:35:48,447
- I guess nothing I
wanna tell you two about.
862
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:49,581
- Look, I already told you,
863
00:35:49,615 --> 00:35:51,450
the summer before 9th grade,
he de-virginized Jenna.
864
00:35:51,483 --> 00:35:52,318
- Jini!
865
00:35:53,685 --> 00:35:56,522
That was when he was
cool and played football.
866
00:35:56,555 --> 00:35:58,190
- Oh, come on, Jenna.
867
00:35:58,224 --> 00:36:00,826
Don't blame anybody but
yourself for being a whore.
868
00:36:00,859 --> 00:36:03,495
Mandy, if you do the same thing,
869
00:36:03,529 --> 00:36:06,465
the entire school is gonna
lose respect for you, too.
870
00:36:06,498 --> 00:36:09,435
- Hold up, Jini, I
was young back then.
871
00:36:09,468 --> 00:36:13,171
I was like a small
flower in a big meadow.
872
00:36:15,474 --> 00:36:16,842
- Oh please, you were
a little flower slut
873
00:36:16,875 --> 00:36:20,712
and all the bumbe bees
were fucking you silly.
874
00:36:21,913 --> 00:36:24,950
- Why do you always
have to be so mean?
875
00:36:24,983 --> 00:36:28,420
- Look, I'm just
setting some guidelines.
876
00:36:28,454 --> 00:36:31,223
If Mandy's going to be
hanging out with the two J's,
877
00:36:31,257 --> 00:36:33,592
she's going to have to
abide by some of our rules.
878
00:36:33,625 --> 00:36:38,430
And learn from some of
our more obvious mistakes.
879
00:36:38,464 --> 00:36:41,933
Mandy, I really hope
this is a one time thing.
880
00:36:41,967 --> 00:36:44,736
For all our reputations'
sake, whatever you did,
881
00:36:44,770 --> 00:36:47,005
I really hope you
didn't suck his dick.
882
00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:50,476
(Mandy laughs awkwardly)
883
00:36:55,881 --> 00:36:58,250
(ripping)
884
00:37:00,386 --> 00:37:01,553
- Mutha fucka.
885
00:37:02,788 --> 00:37:04,390
What is up, my doggy, dog.
886
00:37:04,423 --> 00:37:06,758
- (laughs) What's up, dude?
887
00:37:06,792 --> 00:37:08,927
- You know, just chillin',
makin' beautiful art.
888
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:12,598
Check it out, this fuckin'
high heel steps on her face,
889
00:37:12,631 --> 00:37:14,500
right down through the dildo,
890
00:37:14,533 --> 00:37:15,801
out the other side in her cooch,
891
00:37:15,834 --> 00:37:17,503
so you think that she's
fingering her ass.
892
00:37:17,536 --> 00:37:19,004
She's actually
fingering her own pussy.
893
00:37:19,037 --> 00:37:20,406
It's beautiful art, dude.
894
00:37:20,439 --> 00:37:21,640
What can I say, dude.
- [Andy] Wow.
895
00:37:21,673 --> 00:37:22,874
- [Ferrat] I have a gift.
896
00:37:22,908 --> 00:37:24,910
And I have to share
it with the world.
897
00:37:24,943 --> 00:37:26,445
- (sighs) I gotta admit, man,
898
00:37:26,478 --> 00:37:28,880
it is nice havin' a girl I like
899
00:37:28,914 --> 00:37:32,418
on both a physical level
and a spiritual level.
900
00:37:32,451 --> 00:37:33,685
- Yeah, word, dude.
901
00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:35,387
- Yeah.
902
00:37:35,421 --> 00:37:36,755
- Fuck yeah.
903
00:37:36,788 --> 00:37:38,857
- Are you upset about this?
904
00:37:38,890 --> 00:37:40,592
- No, dude, fuckin'
how could I be upset
905
00:37:40,626 --> 00:37:41,460
about this shit, dude?
906
00:37:41,493 --> 00:37:43,495
It's fuckin', you know,
907
00:37:43,529 --> 00:37:45,331
it was just a little
sudden and shit.
908
00:37:45,364 --> 00:37:47,499
And, you know, I miss
chillin' with you,
909
00:37:47,533 --> 00:37:49,535
but fuckin', dude,
so she's cool, right?
910
00:37:49,568 --> 00:37:50,469
She's cool?
911
00:37:50,502 --> 00:37:51,837
- Yeah, she's super cool.
912
00:37:51,870 --> 00:37:53,839
And she's really smart.
913
00:37:53,872 --> 00:37:56,742
She skipped a grade,
she's technically only 16.
914
00:37:56,775 --> 00:37:58,377
- (gasps) I love it.
915
00:37:58,410 --> 00:38:00,379
You're datin' a full
blown fuckin' nerd, dude.
916
00:38:00,412 --> 00:38:01,780
That's fuckin' crazy, dude.
917
00:38:01,813 --> 00:38:03,014
- I know, right?
918
00:38:03,048 --> 00:38:04,416
- Bro.
919
00:38:04,450 --> 00:38:06,585
Look, you're a fuckin'
good lookin' guy.
920
00:38:06,618 --> 00:38:08,053
You always have been.
921
00:38:08,086 --> 00:38:10,656
And fuckin' Mandy, as
fuckin' far as I can tell,
922
00:38:10,689 --> 00:38:12,591
is, like, a solid chick--
923
00:38:12,624 --> 00:38:13,725
- Woman.
924
00:38:13,759 --> 00:38:15,694
- Oh, sorry, woman.
925
00:38:15,727 --> 00:38:17,596
Anyway, as I was saying,
926
00:38:17,629 --> 00:38:20,332
I'd fuckin' give up drivin'
my mom's car for a month
927
00:38:20,366 --> 00:38:22,368
for her to blow me, man.
928
00:38:23,569 --> 00:38:25,404
- Thanks, man.
929
00:38:25,437 --> 00:38:29,541
- Can I just drop some advice
on you though, real style?
930
00:38:29,575 --> 00:38:30,409
- Yeah.
931
00:38:31,510 --> 00:38:32,411
- All right, word.
932
00:38:32,444 --> 00:38:33,579
It's just that, you know,
933
00:38:33,612 --> 00:38:36,582
if you fuckin' like this
girl, don't fuck it up, dude.
934
00:38:36,615 --> 00:38:39,618
(laughs) Just always think.
935
00:38:39,651 --> 00:38:41,787
You know, 'cause that's the
secret to beatin' this shit out,
936
00:38:41,820 --> 00:38:42,721
you know what I mean?
937
00:38:42,754 --> 00:38:44,590
'Cause fuckin' guys like you
938
00:38:44,623 --> 00:38:47,559
and me got some
self-destructive impulses,
939
00:38:47,593 --> 00:38:48,494
you know what I'm sayin'?
940
00:38:48,527 --> 00:38:49,428
And we just need to learn
941
00:38:49,461 --> 00:38:52,564
how to control that
shit sometimes, dog.
942
00:38:52,598 --> 00:38:54,700
- Thanks, that's
really good advice.
943
00:38:54,733 --> 00:38:56,435
It is.
944
00:38:56,468 --> 00:38:58,570
I'm gonna take it
to dinner with me.
945
00:38:58,604 --> 00:38:59,871
- [Ferrat] Dinner?
946
00:39:01,473 --> 00:39:05,444
- Yes, Mandy is having
dinner and she invited me.
947
00:39:05,477 --> 00:39:07,045
And I have to meet the parents.
948
00:39:07,078 --> 00:39:08,480
(Ferrat groans)
(Andy laughs)
949
00:39:08,514 --> 00:39:10,115
- Good luck with that shit, dog.
950
00:39:10,148 --> 00:39:11,983
- So, my hands are sweaty.
951
00:39:12,017 --> 00:39:13,985
- Yeah, good luck with the 1st
impression and all that, man.
952
00:39:14,019 --> 00:39:14,920
- [Andy] Thanks, man.
953
00:39:14,953 --> 00:39:18,023
And hey, I love the mohawk, man.
954
00:39:18,056 --> 00:39:18,957
- Thank you, thank you.
955
00:39:18,990 --> 00:39:20,759
Yes, I'm glad you like it.
956
00:39:20,792 --> 00:39:22,728
(imitates splashing)
(Andy laughs)
957
00:39:22,761 --> 00:39:26,432
* Feeling without touching
958
00:39:26,465 --> 00:39:27,666
* Oh, feel us
(knocking)
959
00:39:27,699 --> 00:39:29,568
* We are laughing
960
00:39:29,601 --> 00:39:30,536
- You're so late.
961
00:39:30,569 --> 00:39:33,605
* With the angel clowns
962
00:39:33,639 --> 00:39:37,509
- (laughs) That's so sweet.
963
00:39:39,077 --> 00:39:41,880
* Oh see me, see me laugh
964
00:39:41,913 --> 00:39:44,550
(door slams)
965
00:39:45,717 --> 00:39:47,919
- Mandy says you're
interested in literature.
966
00:39:47,953 --> 00:39:49,688
Is that what you're
planning on majoring in?
967
00:39:49,721 --> 00:39:50,556
English?
968
00:39:52,491 --> 00:39:53,492
- I'm not...
969
00:39:54,993 --> 00:39:57,796
I'm not quite sure
about that yet.
970
00:39:57,829 --> 00:39:59,698
You know, I'm not
100% committed,
971
00:39:59,731 --> 00:40:01,733
if you know what I mean.
972
00:40:04,603 --> 00:40:07,706
- What do your parents do?
973
00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:10,676
- My mother is living
in Switzerland,
974
00:40:10,709 --> 00:40:12,711
strangely enough.
975
00:40:12,744 --> 00:40:16,582
And my father's an
abstractionalist.
976
00:40:16,615 --> 00:40:17,949
- Oh, a painter, wow.
977
00:40:17,983 --> 00:40:19,685
Well, what's his name?
978
00:40:19,718 --> 00:40:21,186
- Theodore Wasilewski.
979
00:40:21,219 --> 00:40:22,721
- The Theodore Wasilewski?
980
00:40:22,754 --> 00:40:23,722
He's very famous.
981
00:40:23,755 --> 00:40:25,557
I heard he lived in the area.
982
00:40:25,591 --> 00:40:27,526
- Yeah, yeah.
983
00:40:27,559 --> 00:40:29,728
This area, indeed, George.
984
00:40:30,629 --> 00:40:32,698
- Do you like pineapple
upside-down cake?
985
00:40:32,731 --> 00:40:35,567
- Yeah, it's my
absolute favorite.
986
00:40:35,601 --> 00:40:37,002
- Well, all right then.
987
00:40:37,035 --> 00:40:38,570
Let's go get some.
988
00:40:38,604 --> 00:40:40,572
- Daddy, you be good.
989
00:40:40,606 --> 00:40:41,873
- Don't worry, honey.
990
00:40:41,907 --> 00:40:45,443
Knowing me, I'll probably
bore the kid to death.
991
00:40:50,616 --> 00:40:53,819
(laughs nervously)
992
00:40:53,852 --> 00:40:55,020
- I really like him.
993
00:40:55,053 --> 00:40:56,722
- Really?
994
00:40:56,755 --> 00:40:59,190
- Yeah, I mean, he's obviously
lacking parental guidance,
995
00:40:59,224 --> 00:41:01,760
but he seems really sweet.
996
00:41:01,793 --> 00:41:02,628
- [Mandy] Yeah.
997
00:41:02,661 --> 00:41:05,897
- He's got this
vulnerable quality.
998
00:41:05,931 --> 00:41:10,035
He kind of reminds me of
dad when he was his age.
999
00:41:12,638 --> 00:41:15,841
You know, he can stay over
after dad and I go to bed,
1000
00:41:15,874 --> 00:41:17,776
but he can't stay over.
1001
00:41:18,644 --> 00:41:19,678
Okay?
1002
00:41:20,679 --> 00:41:22,648
- Mother, I'm not a child.
1003
00:41:23,682 --> 00:41:26,618
- Well, you're
certainly not an adult.
1004
00:41:26,652 --> 00:41:27,753
- I love you.
1005
00:41:28,654 --> 00:41:30,155
- I love you, too.
1006
00:41:31,757 --> 00:41:35,527
Sometimes I just don't know
what to do with myself.
1007
00:41:36,227 --> 00:41:38,897
You will always be my baby girl.
1008
00:41:45,737 --> 00:41:47,038
- We need to talk.
1009
00:41:49,841 --> 00:41:50,709
- About what?
1010
00:41:53,211 --> 00:41:55,714
- I wanna make this exclusive.
1011
00:41:58,717 --> 00:42:02,788
- Well, I thought
that's where it was.
1012
00:42:02,821 --> 00:42:04,856
- Can you truly handle that?
1013
00:42:04,890 --> 00:42:06,758
Full blown monogamy?
1014
00:42:10,061 --> 00:42:12,230
- Yeah, I can handle that.
1015
00:42:13,732 --> 00:42:14,566
Monogamy.
1016
00:42:17,002 --> 00:42:20,872
This is exactly what
I've always dreamed of.
1017
00:42:21,907 --> 00:42:24,075
And I didn't even know it.
1018
00:42:24,976 --> 00:42:26,311
Until I met you.
1019
00:42:32,884 --> 00:42:35,887
There are definitely
no other girls.
1020
00:42:40,125 --> 00:42:41,760
- I like the sound of that.
1021
00:42:41,793 --> 00:42:42,794
- Yeah?
1022
00:42:42,828 --> 00:42:45,597
- Yeah. (laughs)
1023
00:42:50,902 --> 00:42:52,103
- You petty whore.
1024
00:42:52,137 --> 00:42:55,373
I can't believe you blatantly
disobeyed my direct orders.
1025
00:42:55,406 --> 00:42:58,644
You and Andy are going steady
like boyfriend and girlfriend?
1026
00:42:58,677 --> 00:43:00,846
(scoffs) What are you thinking?
1027
00:43:00,879 --> 00:43:03,214
Oh, please tell me you
didn't already fuck him.
1028
00:43:03,248 --> 00:43:04,816
Did you?
1029
00:43:04,850 --> 00:43:07,285
- What do you think
I did with him, Jini?
1030
00:43:07,318 --> 00:43:09,387
- Oh my fucking god.
1031
00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:12,190
No wonder why you've been
acting so weird lately.
1032
00:43:12,223 --> 00:43:13,825
You have to dump him on his ass.
1033
00:43:13,859 --> 00:43:16,261
And that's an order, biatch.
1034
00:43:16,294 --> 00:43:18,196
- I won't be doing any of that.
1035
00:43:18,229 --> 00:43:20,398
We have a connection.
1036
00:43:20,431 --> 00:43:22,200
- Well, then thank
God there's an answer
1037
00:43:22,233 --> 00:43:23,902
for anything and everything.
1038
00:43:23,935 --> 00:43:25,671
No matter how absurd.
1039
00:43:25,704 --> 00:43:27,773
"We have a connection."
1040
00:43:27,806 --> 00:43:29,708
You know what, I
don't get you, Mandy.
1041
00:43:29,741 --> 00:43:31,743
You come to this
school knowing nobody.
1042
00:43:31,777 --> 00:43:34,012
The two hottest, most
popular seniors befriend you.
1043
00:43:34,045 --> 00:43:35,881
And you turn on us?
1044
00:43:35,914 --> 00:43:38,750
- I didn't turn on anyone, Jini.
1045
00:43:38,784 --> 00:43:40,218
- Oh, then I just guess
1046
00:43:40,251 --> 00:43:42,053
I don't know what's
going on anymore.
1047
00:43:42,087 --> 00:43:43,154
Maybe it's just me.
1048
00:43:43,188 --> 00:43:45,256
Maybe I'm the crazy one.
1049
00:43:45,290 --> 00:43:46,391
You think about
what you're doing
1050
00:43:46,424 --> 00:43:48,259
with your slutty little life.
1051
00:43:48,293 --> 00:43:50,829
Devise a plan for
improvement and forgiveness,
1052
00:43:50,862 --> 00:43:53,899
and maybe, just maybe,
we can be friends again.
1053
00:43:53,932 --> 00:43:55,667
But if you wanna
embarrass yourself,
1054
00:43:55,701 --> 00:43:57,936
you are not taking
me down with you.
1055
00:43:57,969 --> 00:44:00,171
This ain't DC anymore, Dorothy.
1056
00:44:00,205 --> 00:44:01,372
This is LA.
1057
00:44:01,406 --> 00:44:04,075
And it's all about
who and what you know.
1058
00:44:04,109 --> 00:44:06,945
And I'm sorry to
say, but without me,
1059
00:44:06,978 --> 00:44:09,881
you're not worth two
shits here at Mcdermott.
1060
00:44:09,915 --> 00:44:10,949
So long, kiddo.
1061
00:44:13,985 --> 00:44:15,854
- So long, Ji-ghost.
1062
00:44:17,322 --> 00:44:18,790
(vocalizes disgust)
1063
00:44:18,824 --> 00:44:21,226
(waves crashing)
1064
00:44:21,259 --> 00:44:22,327
What's wrong?
1065
00:44:23,394 --> 00:44:26,698
- It's Saturday,
you've been so distant.
1066
00:44:28,900 --> 00:44:31,336
(Andy sighs)
1067
00:44:38,476 --> 00:44:42,013
(laughs softly) Oh, I love it.
1068
00:44:42,047 --> 00:44:43,915
- I hoped you would.
1069
00:44:49,855 --> 00:44:51,857
- Come on, something
is bothering you.
1070
00:44:51,890 --> 00:44:52,490
Tell me.
1071
00:44:52,523 --> 00:44:54,359
- It's nothing.
1072
00:44:54,392 --> 00:44:57,362
I'm perfectly fine, sweetie.
1073
00:44:57,395 --> 00:44:58,229
Really.
1074
00:45:01,132 --> 00:45:02,433
(Mandy sighs heavily)
1075
00:45:02,467 --> 00:45:03,301
- Good.
1076
00:45:05,036 --> 00:45:06,504
For a second there,
1077
00:45:06,537 --> 00:45:09,941
I thought you were getting
a little weird about things.
1078
00:45:09,975 --> 00:45:11,943
Thanks for everything.
1079
00:45:11,977 --> 00:45:14,045
- What do you mean?
1080
00:45:14,079 --> 00:45:17,783
- What I mean is thanks
for letting me in.
1081
00:45:21,086 --> 00:45:24,990
I used to live my
whole life so reserved.
1082
00:45:25,023 --> 00:45:28,994
God, you should have
met my ex boyfriend.
1083
00:45:29,027 --> 00:45:30,228
After the 1st time we had sex,
1084
00:45:30,261 --> 00:45:33,765
I couldn't get myself
to ever do it again.
1085
00:45:33,799 --> 00:45:36,034
- Wow, seriously?
1086
00:45:36,067 --> 00:45:38,036
- Yeah, it was disgusting.
1087
00:45:39,470 --> 00:45:40,705
- Does Tommy still call?
1088
00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:43,909
'Cause I saw you guys together
that night at Boozer's party.
1089
00:45:43,942 --> 00:45:48,113
- Yeah, yeah, he still
calls, but I never pick up.
1090
00:45:49,380 --> 00:45:51,249
Ever since you and
I have been together
1091
00:45:51,282 --> 00:45:54,385
there hasn't been a lone issue.
1092
00:45:54,419 --> 00:45:57,255
(chuckles softly)
1093
00:45:58,857 --> 00:46:01,860
This short time
here in California,
1094
00:46:01,893 --> 00:46:03,194
believe it or not,
1095
00:46:04,495 --> 00:46:06,097
has been wonderful.
1096
00:46:08,533 --> 00:46:10,368
I'm so glad I met you.
1097
00:46:11,970 --> 00:46:15,073
(Andy laughs awkwardly)
1098
00:46:15,106 --> 00:46:15,941
- Me too.
1099
00:46:18,076 --> 00:46:20,045
- Weenie Wasilewski.
1100
00:46:20,078 --> 00:46:23,081
God, I hate that
fat-headed bastard.
1101
00:46:23,949 --> 00:46:25,817
(sniffing)
1102
00:46:25,851 --> 00:46:28,086
(groaning)
1103
00:46:28,119 --> 00:46:30,321
Oh, I'm Wasilewski and I
don't care about anything
1104
00:46:30,355 --> 00:46:31,923
'cause I'm gay.
1105
00:46:31,957 --> 00:46:33,959
Well, shit, man, just when
you think he's finally out,
1106
00:46:33,992 --> 00:46:34,926
he suddenly sneaks
through the back door
1107
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:37,128
and pounds you in the ass.
1108
00:46:39,064 --> 00:46:40,031
- Yeah, but...
1109
00:46:41,900 --> 00:46:44,035
Yeah, he's a good guy.
1110
00:46:44,069 --> 00:46:45,136
I mean, you know, I
don't think anybody
1111
00:46:45,170 --> 00:46:46,972
could really say they hate him.
1112
00:46:47,005 --> 00:46:48,206
- What the fuck, Chubs?
1113
00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:50,108
Why don't you suck his
dick while you're at it?
1114
00:46:50,141 --> 00:46:52,343
I hate Weasel-ewski.
1115
00:46:52,377 --> 00:46:55,313
And Mandy Meyers is
a slut and a whore.
1116
00:46:55,346 --> 00:46:57,315
How the hell does he get
all these chicks anyway?
1117
00:46:57,348 --> 00:46:59,517
(sniffing)
1118
00:47:00,451 --> 00:47:03,254
(loud sniffing)
1119
00:47:03,288 --> 00:47:06,091
- I mean, you know,
(sniffs) he's funny.
1120
00:47:06,124 --> 00:47:08,259
And he's cool with everyone.
1121
00:47:09,427 --> 00:47:11,396
Even the fags, you
know, I don't know.
1122
00:47:11,429 --> 00:47:12,263
- What?
1123
00:47:13,431 --> 00:47:16,001
That's fuckin' bullshit,
you fat fucker.
1124
00:47:16,034 --> 00:47:16,868
You know, you can stand around
1125
00:47:16,902 --> 00:47:18,236
and pretend like
nothing's goin' on,
1126
00:47:18,269 --> 00:47:19,137
but I'm not gonna
let this happen.
1127
00:47:19,170 --> 00:47:20,105
Look at me.
1128
00:47:21,206 --> 00:47:22,440
That pothead is not gonna
ruin a great senior year
1129
00:47:22,473 --> 00:47:23,441
for the rest of us.
1130
00:47:23,474 --> 00:47:24,943
(Chubs groans)
All right?
1131
00:47:24,976 --> 00:47:26,077
- Yeah.
1132
00:47:26,111 --> 00:47:27,879
(Chubs exhales deeply)
1133
00:47:27,913 --> 00:47:29,480
(snorting)
1134
00:47:29,514 --> 00:47:31,016
- All right, let's get
the fuck outta here.
1135
00:47:31,049 --> 00:47:33,018
(sniffing)
1136
00:47:33,051 --> 00:47:33,985
- [Chubs] I dropped my ID card.
1137
00:47:34,019 --> 00:47:35,887
- Let's fucking go.
1138
00:47:35,921 --> 00:47:36,554
Dumb ass.
1139
00:47:39,390 --> 00:47:42,660
- Last time we had
sex was Friday.
1140
00:47:42,693 --> 00:47:46,131
And I gave her my
mom's diamond ring on
1141
00:47:47,532 --> 00:47:49,167
Saturday.
1142
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:50,035
And
1143
00:47:51,369 --> 00:47:55,373
since then, my dick has
been completely limp.
1144
00:47:55,406 --> 00:47:56,241
- Word.
1145
00:47:57,075 --> 00:47:58,109
- Yeah.
1146
00:47:59,010 --> 00:47:59,644
- Wow.
1147
00:48:01,146 --> 00:48:02,647
I can't believe you gave
her your mom's ring.
1148
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:04,115
That's kinda crazy.
1149
00:48:04,149 --> 00:48:05,616
- But my dick, dude.
1150
00:48:07,118 --> 00:48:07,986
That's what I'm talkin' about.
1151
00:48:08,019 --> 00:48:11,189
It's like a fuckin'
deflated balloon.
1152
00:48:11,222 --> 00:48:14,492
And I'm supposed to be in
my fucking sexual prime?
1153
00:48:14,525 --> 00:48:18,896
- Well, look, bro, a limp dick's
better than no dick, right?
1154
00:48:20,131 --> 00:48:22,968
(laughs) Dude.
1155
00:48:23,001 --> 00:48:25,036
It's really no big deal.
1156
00:48:25,070 --> 00:48:29,507
I mean, it's just obviously,
you know, new love.
1157
00:48:29,540 --> 00:48:31,176
Feeling insecure about things.
1158
00:48:31,209 --> 00:48:33,144
And you're just vulnerable.
1159
00:48:33,178 --> 00:48:34,980
You know?
1160
00:48:35,013 --> 00:48:38,716
You're trying to, like, stand
in a bigger man's shoes.
1161
00:48:38,749 --> 00:48:41,219
That's all, man, chill out.
1162
00:48:42,253 --> 00:48:43,088
- Right.
1163
00:48:44,389 --> 00:48:46,157
Right.
1164
00:48:46,191 --> 00:48:48,493
- Now, my favorite era
1165
00:48:48,526 --> 00:48:50,661
of American literature.
1166
00:48:50,695 --> 00:48:53,531
A period known as
the Roaring 20s.
1167
00:48:56,667 --> 00:48:59,037
Now, this was a
time when writers,
1168
00:48:59,070 --> 00:49:03,241
they would pour their hearts
and their souls into...
1169
00:49:06,644 --> 00:49:09,114
Excuse me, Mr. Wasilewski.
1170
00:49:09,147 --> 00:49:12,483
Am I seeing what I
think I'm seeing?
1171
00:49:12,517 --> 00:49:15,620
Are you actually
masturbating in my classroom?
1172
00:49:15,653 --> 00:49:19,090
- (laughs awkwardly) No.
1173
00:49:19,124 --> 00:49:21,159
I was just checkin' my
dick for somethin', dude.
1174
00:49:21,192 --> 00:49:23,728
I'm just makin' sure
everything's okay.
1175
00:49:23,761 --> 00:49:25,096
- (sighs) Yeah.
1176
00:49:25,130 --> 00:49:26,064
Well, do me a favor
1177
00:49:26,097 --> 00:49:28,366
and check your dick
in private next time,
1178
00:49:28,399 --> 00:49:30,568
ya prepubescent punk.
1179
00:49:30,601 --> 00:49:33,204
(door slams)
1180
00:49:36,274 --> 00:49:38,276
(sighs)
1181
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:44,349
(groans)
1182
00:49:44,382 --> 00:49:46,151
(growls)
1183
00:49:46,184 --> 00:49:47,018
- Fuck.
1184
00:49:49,054 --> 00:49:50,288
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
1185
00:49:51,556 --> 00:49:54,492
(breathes heavily)
1186
00:50:12,843 --> 00:50:15,613
(footsteps echo)
1187
00:50:34,565 --> 00:50:35,400
- Hey you.
1188
00:50:37,668 --> 00:50:38,603
- [Andy] Hi.
1189
00:50:38,636 --> 00:50:41,339
- What are you doin' out here?
1190
00:50:42,707 --> 00:50:47,578
- [Andy] I just got kicked
outta Mr. Mark's class.
1191
00:50:47,612 --> 00:50:48,446
- Hmm.
1192
00:50:49,814 --> 00:50:51,649
Yeah, he's an asshole.
1193
00:50:53,284 --> 00:50:54,085
- [Andy] Yeah.
1194
00:50:54,119 --> 00:50:56,721
(Erika laughs softly)
1195
00:50:56,754 --> 00:50:59,224
- What are you doin' out here?
1196
00:50:59,257 --> 00:51:01,326
- I have a dentist appointment.
1197
00:51:01,359 --> 00:51:02,660
I'm leaving early.
1198
00:51:09,867 --> 00:51:11,068
You wanna...
1199
00:51:16,907 --> 00:51:18,276
(Andy groans)
1200
00:51:18,309 --> 00:51:19,310
You all right?
1201
00:51:19,344 --> 00:51:22,247
- Yeah. (grumbles)
1202
00:51:25,683 --> 00:51:28,853
- You know, I've got
15 minutes to burn
1203
00:51:28,886 --> 00:51:30,255
before my mom picks me up.
1204
00:51:30,288 --> 00:51:31,289
- Hey.
1205
00:51:31,322 --> 00:51:32,323
Hey, hey, hey.
1206
00:51:32,357 --> 00:51:35,560
Erika, Erika, (mumbles).
1207
00:51:37,328 --> 00:51:38,429
It's not you.
1208
00:51:39,330 --> 00:51:41,332
I just, I can't do this.
1209
00:51:47,338 --> 00:51:48,173
- Come on.
1210
00:51:49,374 --> 00:51:51,709
Don't be shy, Mr. President.
1211
00:52:01,852 --> 00:52:03,188
(sighing)
1212
00:52:03,221 --> 00:52:04,522
What's the matter?
1213
00:52:05,656 --> 00:52:07,525
Dick is so small
and soft right now.
1214
00:52:07,558 --> 00:52:10,295
It's like a piece
of warm cheese.
1215
00:52:11,296 --> 00:52:13,364
- A piece of warm cheese.
1216
00:52:16,767 --> 00:52:18,703
A piece of warm cheese?
1217
00:52:21,306 --> 00:52:23,574
(thudding)
1218
00:52:24,542 --> 00:52:25,376
Okay.
1219
00:52:28,379 --> 00:52:30,315
We'll see about that.
1220
00:52:34,752 --> 00:52:36,654
(door slams)
1221
00:52:36,687 --> 00:52:37,488
Shit.
1222
00:52:37,522 --> 00:52:38,889
(moaning)
1223
00:52:38,923 --> 00:52:40,425
- I want you so bad.
1224
00:52:40,458 --> 00:52:41,592
(moaning)
Yeah.
1225
00:52:41,626 --> 00:52:42,593
(groaning)
Yeah.
1226
00:52:42,627 --> 00:52:46,797
(moaning)
(groaning)
1227
00:52:53,671 --> 00:52:54,805
- [Andy] Yeah.
- [Erika] Yeah.
1228
00:52:54,839 --> 00:52:56,207
- [Andy] Yeah.
1229
00:52:57,675 --> 00:53:01,212
- (vocalizes approval) You
haven't lost a thing, Lori,
1230
00:53:01,246 --> 00:53:04,315
you sexy little
fox. (clicks tongue)
1231
00:53:04,349 --> 00:53:05,850
(muffled moaning)
- [Erika] Fuck yeah.
1232
00:53:05,883 --> 00:53:06,917
- [Andy] Uh-huh, yeah.
1233
00:53:06,951 --> 00:53:09,487
- What the fuck is that?
1234
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:11,889
(sighs) Those goddamn kids.
1235
00:53:11,922 --> 00:53:14,592
(pleasured sighs)
(moaning)
1236
00:53:14,625 --> 00:53:18,929
Fucking and sucking
and fucking and sucking
1237
00:53:18,963 --> 00:53:22,600
and fucking and sucking. (gasps)
1238
00:53:22,633 --> 00:53:23,934
- [Erika] Fuck me harder.
- [Andy] Yeah?
1239
00:53:23,968 --> 00:53:27,638
- [Erika] Yes.
(moaning)
1240
00:53:27,672 --> 00:53:29,307
Yes, yes, yes.
1241
00:53:29,340 --> 00:53:32,710
- [Woman] What in the hell
are you doing in here?
1242
00:53:32,743 --> 00:53:36,581
("Black Flowers" by 999)
1243
00:53:36,614 --> 00:53:38,916
* After the vows were said
1244
00:53:38,949 --> 00:53:42,420
* The thought starts
goin' 'round your head *
1245
00:53:42,453 --> 00:53:43,621
- Come on, Bill, hurry up.
1246
00:53:43,654 --> 00:53:44,755
- Shut up, faggot.
1247
00:53:44,789 --> 00:53:47,458
- Push that thing out.
1248
00:53:47,492 --> 00:53:50,428
* Crying on a shoulder
(groaning)
1249
00:53:50,461 --> 00:53:52,763
* Everyone's saying I told you
1250
00:53:52,797 --> 00:53:55,466
* You should know better
1251
00:53:55,500 --> 00:53:59,637
* By now
(Bill groans loudly)
1252
00:53:59,670 --> 00:54:01,339
- That's a nice
piece of solid shut.
1253
00:54:01,372 --> 00:54:02,907
- [Chubs] Hell yeah, dude.
1254
00:54:02,940 --> 00:54:04,442
Let's get the fuck outta here.
1255
00:54:04,475 --> 00:54:08,379
* Send some black
flowers for the bride
1256
00:54:08,413 --> 00:54:10,915
* Oh, oh, oh, oh
1257
00:54:10,948 --> 00:54:13,718
* Oh, oh, oh, oh
1258
00:54:13,751 --> 00:54:16,554
* Oh, oh, oh, oh
1259
00:54:16,587 --> 00:54:20,558
* Oh, oh, oh, oh
1260
00:54:31,402 --> 00:54:32,337
- Why, God?
1261
00:54:33,438 --> 00:54:34,271
Why?
1262
00:54:39,610 --> 00:54:41,646
(knocking)
1263
00:54:42,547 --> 00:54:43,448
- Hey, bro.
1264
00:54:45,516 --> 00:54:48,453
Who the fuck shit
on your car, bro?
1265
00:54:48,486 --> 00:54:49,654
- [Andy] God.
1266
00:54:49,687 --> 00:54:50,988
God shit on my car.
1267
00:54:51,021 --> 00:54:52,590
- Dude, get the
fuck outta there,
1268
00:54:52,623 --> 00:54:55,025
you depressing bitch.
- [Andy] Go away.
1269
00:54:55,059 --> 00:54:56,494
I'm busy.
1270
00:54:56,527 --> 00:54:57,828
- [Ferrat] Yo, yo, yo,
enough horseplay, bro.
1271
00:54:57,862 --> 00:55:00,965
- [Andy] Call me bro,
call me bro one more time.
1272
00:55:00,998 --> 00:55:02,967
I will beat the shit out of you.
1273
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:04,068
- Okay, all right, that's fine.
1274
00:55:04,101 --> 00:55:05,570
But just fuckin' get your
head outta your asshole
1275
00:55:05,603 --> 00:55:06,871
for just two seconds.
1276
00:55:06,904 --> 00:55:09,640
Couple of seconds, come on.
1277
00:55:09,674 --> 00:55:11,876
(sighs) You've been
fuckin' cryin', dude.
1278
00:55:11,909 --> 00:55:12,710
(sighs)
1279
00:55:12,743 --> 00:55:14,612
- [Andy] No, I have not.
1280
00:55:14,645 --> 00:55:15,980
- Dude, I just
don't see any reason
1281
00:55:16,013 --> 00:55:17,648
for you to be so fuckin'
upset about this.
1282
00:55:17,682 --> 00:55:20,618
You knew exactly what you
were doing, you fuckin' freak.
1283
00:55:20,651 --> 00:55:23,488
- No, I didn't know exactly
what I was doing, Ferrat.
1284
00:55:23,521 --> 00:55:25,523
I clearly have no self control
1285
00:55:25,556 --> 00:55:28,426
over even the slightest impulse.
1286
00:55:29,627 --> 00:55:31,562
I'm a full blown loser.
1287
00:55:32,763 --> 00:55:34,632
I don't even play team sports.
1288
00:55:34,665 --> 00:55:37,835
- Whoa, whoa, stop
getting weird, bro.
1289
00:55:39,169 --> 00:55:41,038
Stop beatin' yourself up, dude.
1290
00:55:41,071 --> 00:55:44,609
You just fuckin' got
cold feet, right?
1291
00:55:44,642 --> 00:55:46,377
And so your dick went soft.
1292
00:55:46,411 --> 00:55:48,813
So, then you saw Erika
1293
00:55:48,846 --> 00:55:50,648
and your dick got hard
1294
00:55:50,681 --> 00:55:52,550
for the fuckin' 1rst
time in three days.
1295
00:55:52,583 --> 00:55:55,386
So you fucked her, and
just made a mistake.
1296
00:55:55,420 --> 00:55:56,987
Let that shit heal over.
1297
00:55:57,021 --> 00:56:00,491
- That's not even a real excuse.
1298
00:56:00,525 --> 00:56:01,726
Because my dick went soft?
1299
00:56:01,759 --> 00:56:03,394
Jesus Christ.
1300
00:56:03,428 --> 00:56:04,762
- Dude, just try to dig deep
1301
00:56:04,795 --> 00:56:07,097
and see the bright side
of this shit, dude.
1302
00:56:07,131 --> 00:56:09,634
You fuckin' got caught
pluggin' a hot chick
1303
00:56:09,667 --> 00:56:11,769
in the girls bathroom,
and you don't know, man,
1304
00:56:11,802 --> 00:56:13,838
Mandy might forgive
you still, you know.
1305
00:56:13,871 --> 00:56:16,574
She might even like that shit.
1306
00:56:17,808 --> 00:56:18,843
- You think?
1307
00:56:18,876 --> 00:56:21,679
- Yeah, sure, why not, bro?
1308
00:56:21,712 --> 00:56:24,549
(phone rings)
1309
00:56:24,582 --> 00:56:25,616
(sighing)
1310
00:56:25,650 --> 00:56:27,585
- God damn, that's her.
1311
00:56:29,219 --> 00:56:31,989
- Go ahead and find out, bro.
1312
00:56:32,022 --> 00:56:34,725
(phone rings)
1313
00:56:37,061 --> 00:56:37,862
- Hello?
1314
00:56:37,895 --> 00:56:39,129
- [Mandy] It's me.
1315
00:56:39,163 --> 00:56:40,831
Just in case you haven't
figured out the obvious,
1316
00:56:40,865 --> 00:56:42,600
fuck you, Andy.
1317
00:56:42,633 --> 00:56:43,768
It's over.
1318
00:56:43,801 --> 00:56:45,202
Goodbye.
1319
00:56:45,235 --> 00:56:47,572
(dial tone)
1320
00:56:54,612 --> 00:56:55,746
- It's all over.
1321
00:56:58,048 --> 00:56:58,816
It's all done.
1322
00:56:58,849 --> 00:56:59,950
(knocking)
1323
00:56:59,984 --> 00:57:01,652
- You beast.
1324
00:57:01,686 --> 00:57:03,854
- [Boozer] Yo, I'm comin'.
1325
00:57:05,690 --> 00:57:06,757
Hey, what's up, Ferrat?
- [Ferrat] What's up, Boozer?
1326
00:57:06,791 --> 00:57:08,693
How you doin', dog?
- [Boozer] I'm good, I'm good.
1327
00:57:08,726 --> 00:57:10,728
- [Ferrat] Fuck yeah.
- [Boozer] How are you, homes?
1328
00:57:10,761 --> 00:57:11,896
What's up, Andy?
1329
00:57:13,664 --> 00:57:14,765
Dude.
1330
00:57:14,799 --> 00:57:16,467
Why the fuck is he wearing
a ski mask over his head?
1331
00:57:16,501 --> 00:57:18,603
- Dude, fuckin' some chick
1332
00:57:18,636 --> 00:57:20,705
poured fuckin'
ice-blended chino on him,
1333
00:57:20,738 --> 00:57:22,473
'cause he was talkin'
about how he thought
1334
00:57:22,507 --> 00:57:25,710
she probably had a fuckin'
big pussy and shit.
1335
00:57:25,743 --> 00:57:27,077
- Bro.
1336
00:57:27,111 --> 00:57:29,113
It's not like it's never
happened before, homes.
1337
00:57:29,146 --> 00:57:30,548
(chuckling)
1338
00:57:30,581 --> 00:57:32,883
- Damn, dude, fuckin',
it's different, dog.
1339
00:57:32,917 --> 00:57:36,020
Fuckin' poison spray
everywhere, you know.
1340
00:57:36,053 --> 00:57:36,821
- Dude.
1341
00:57:36,854 --> 00:57:38,055
- Fucking dude.
1342
00:57:38,088 --> 00:57:39,657
- Poison, what the fuck
are you talkin' about?
1343
00:57:39,690 --> 00:57:41,792
- You got any Buddha, dog?
1344
00:57:41,826 --> 00:57:43,027
- Yeah, like pounds.
1345
00:57:43,060 --> 00:57:44,228
- Fuck yeah, dude.
1346
00:57:44,261 --> 00:57:47,598
I think it's time
for a safety meeting.
1347
00:57:52,169 --> 00:57:56,674
- So, bro, she was in
love with you too, huh?
1348
00:57:56,707 --> 00:57:59,243
- Yeah, of course she
was in love with me, man.
1349
00:57:59,276 --> 00:58:03,213
She's the only real girlfriend
I've had in my entire life.
1350
00:58:03,247 --> 00:58:06,717
- But, you know, fuckin' serious
for two whole weeks, right?
1351
00:58:06,751 --> 00:58:10,821
I mean, yeah, I mean,
that's a fuckin' eternity
1352
00:58:10,855 --> 00:58:12,890
compared to most of
his relationships.
1353
00:58:12,923 --> 00:58:14,725
- Fuckin' DC bitches, dude.
1354
00:58:14,759 --> 00:58:16,794
- Yeah, what's that
supposed to mean, Boozer?
1355
00:58:16,827 --> 00:58:18,128
You got somethin'
against the east coast?
1356
00:58:18,162 --> 00:58:19,229
- No, man, I don't, dude.
1357
00:58:19,263 --> 00:58:21,699
Calm down, chill out, okay.
1358
00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:23,834
- Okay.
1359
00:58:27,337 --> 00:58:29,073
- Call me fuckin' nuts,
1360
00:58:29,106 --> 00:58:31,175
but I think you can
get this girl back.
1361
00:58:31,208 --> 00:58:32,843
But you gotta play it cool.
1362
00:58:32,877 --> 00:58:34,979
Real fuckin' cool.
1363
00:58:35,012 --> 00:58:36,180
- Yeah, dude, I told you.
1364
00:58:36,213 --> 00:58:38,048
You can totally
get her back, dude.
1365
00:58:38,082 --> 00:58:40,618
If you want her, you know.
1366
00:58:40,651 --> 00:58:41,752
- What do I do?
1367
00:58:41,786 --> 00:58:43,087
Call her, tell her I love her?
1368
00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:43,921
That's--
1369
00:58:43,954 --> 00:58:45,656
- No, dude.
1370
00:58:45,690 --> 00:58:49,660
That's probably the worst
fuckin' thing you can do.
1371
00:58:49,694 --> 00:58:52,262
You'll know whether you have
a shot by early next week.
1372
00:58:52,296 --> 00:58:56,567
But until then, life's
not gonna be fuckin' easy.
1373
00:58:57,868 --> 00:58:59,203
Listen carefully.
1374
00:58:59,236 --> 00:59:02,172
Here's five rules to live by.
1375
00:59:02,206 --> 00:59:05,075
1st, unless she calls you,
1376
00:59:05,109 --> 00:59:07,011
don't call her for at
least a fuckin' week.
1377
00:59:07,044 --> 00:59:10,748
And even then, don't
even fuckin' call her.
1378
00:59:10,781 --> 00:59:12,683
Scratch that shit.
1379
00:59:12,717 --> 00:59:16,821
2nd, avoid her at all costs,
unless she sees you 1st.
1380
00:59:16,854 --> 00:59:19,256
3rd, dig through your wardrobe
1381
00:59:19,289 --> 00:59:22,159
and pick out somethin'
that will cause a reaction.
1382
00:59:22,192 --> 00:59:25,863
An overall change
in your self esteem.
1383
00:59:25,896 --> 00:59:28,999
4th, no masturbating,
no pornography.
1384
00:59:29,900 --> 00:59:31,936
Cut all that shit out.
1385
00:59:31,969 --> 00:59:34,872
And 5th, last but not least,
1386
00:59:34,905 --> 00:59:37,808
fuck all cigarettes,
tobacco related products,
1387
00:59:37,842 --> 00:59:38,743
all that shit.
1388
00:59:38,776 --> 00:59:41,846
Stick to the fuckin'
mari-fuckin'-juana.
1389
00:59:41,879 --> 00:59:42,980
Healing stuff only.
1390
00:59:43,013 --> 00:59:46,917
("The Inch" by Peaches)
1391
00:59:46,951 --> 00:59:49,987
* You think that it's a
cinch to get up in my ginch
1392
00:59:50,020 --> 00:59:51,656
* And if you've got the inch
1393
00:59:51,689 --> 00:59:53,624
* Then I'll treat
you like a prince
1394
00:59:53,658 --> 00:59:55,125
* I made a few comments
1395
00:59:55,159 --> 00:59:56,761
* Now you're actin' intense
1396
00:59:56,794 --> 00:59:58,228
* I think I made you flinch
1397
00:59:58,262 --> 01:00:02,166
* Better give yourself a pinch
1398
01:00:15,813 --> 01:00:18,082
* Hey baby
1399
01:00:19,349 --> 01:00:22,820
* You're still a man
1400
01:00:22,853 --> 01:00:25,122
* Hey baby
1401
01:00:26,456 --> 01:00:28,959
* Hauntin' me
1402
01:00:30,060 --> 01:00:32,296
* Hey baby
1403
01:00:33,898 --> 01:00:37,267
* You're still a man
1404
01:00:37,301 --> 01:00:40,871
* Hey baby
1405
01:00:40,905 --> 01:00:42,439
- Weasel returns.
1406
01:00:42,472 --> 01:00:43,340
(Andy coughs)
What the fuck, buddy?
1407
01:00:43,373 --> 01:00:44,909
I thought you were dead.
1408
01:00:44,942 --> 01:00:47,878
I left like 20
messages on your phone.
1409
01:00:47,912 --> 01:00:48,746
- Yeah.
1410
01:00:52,817 --> 01:00:54,852
I had a lot to think about.
1411
01:00:56,253 --> 01:00:59,790
A little tweaked in
the head right now.
1412
01:00:59,824 --> 01:01:00,691
- Apparently.
1413
01:01:00,725 --> 01:01:01,959
What are you, the
fuckin' point guard
1414
01:01:01,992 --> 01:01:03,227
for the polo team or somethin'?
1415
01:01:03,260 --> 01:01:06,230
(chuckles)
1416
01:01:06,263 --> 01:01:10,434
Look, Andy, I was real sorry
to hear about your girl, man.
1417
01:01:12,770 --> 01:01:15,439
Maybe it just
wasn't meant to be.
1418
01:01:15,472 --> 01:01:17,975
- Wasn't meant to be, man,
are you fuckin' kidding me?
1419
01:01:18,008 --> 01:01:19,877
- Dude, I don't wanna piss
on your parade or anything,
1420
01:01:19,910 --> 01:01:22,813
but I've been hearin' some
shit around the locker room.
1421
01:01:22,847 --> 01:01:25,750
Tommy asked Mandy to prom.
1422
01:01:25,783 --> 01:01:29,153
And he's throwing this big
pre-prom bash tomorrow.
1423
01:01:29,186 --> 01:01:31,421
Basically in Mandy's honor.
1424
01:01:32,522 --> 01:01:33,991
I'm sorry, you know.
1425
01:01:34,024 --> 01:01:35,459
("This Inch" by Peaches)
1426
01:01:35,492 --> 01:01:37,962
* You think that it's a
cinch to get up in my ginch
1427
01:01:37,995 --> 01:01:39,463
* And if you've got the inch
1428
01:01:39,496 --> 01:01:41,298
* Then I'll treat
you like a prince
1429
01:01:41,331 --> 01:01:42,967
* I made a few comments
1430
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:44,902
* Now you're actin' intense
1431
01:01:44,935 --> 01:01:46,203
* I think I made you flinch
1432
01:01:46,236 --> 01:01:48,138
* Better give yourself a pinch
1433
01:01:48,172 --> 01:01:49,807
- What's up, man?
1434
01:01:51,275 --> 01:01:53,277
Thought you left.
1435
01:01:53,310 --> 01:01:54,311
- Fuck that.
1436
01:01:57,014 --> 01:01:57,848
Fuck that.
1437
01:02:03,954 --> 01:02:07,324
* You think that it's a
cinch to get up in my ginch *
1438
01:02:07,357 --> 01:02:09,126
- Hello, slackers.
1439
01:02:09,159 --> 01:02:10,494
- Dipshits.
1440
01:02:10,527 --> 01:02:11,929
- Fuck, Jini, could
you just please
1441
01:02:11,962 --> 01:02:12,797
leave us the fuck
alone right now.
1442
01:02:12,830 --> 01:02:13,931
We're having a
really fucked up day,
1443
01:02:13,964 --> 01:02:16,333
and I'm not in the mood for
your bullshit right now.
1444
01:02:16,366 --> 01:02:17,768
- Oh, what are you two,
1445
01:02:17,802 --> 01:02:20,404
attached by the milk
horn or something?
1446
01:02:20,437 --> 01:02:23,307
He gets dumped and
you feel it, too?
1447
01:02:23,340 --> 01:02:27,077
God, you're becoming more
pathetic by the millisecond.
1448
01:02:27,111 --> 01:02:29,780
All right, I guess I'll
make this short and sweet.
1449
01:02:29,814 --> 01:02:31,816
- Yeah, short and sweet.
1450
01:02:32,549 --> 01:02:35,252
- Andy, I really
don't appreciate
1451
01:02:35,285 --> 01:02:39,356
you reaming my little sister
in the school bathroom.
1452
01:02:39,389 --> 01:02:42,159
Keep your dirty little
dick in your pants.
1453
01:02:42,192 --> 01:02:44,461
Or I'll have one of my
daddy's goons castrate you.
1454
01:02:44,494 --> 01:02:46,897
- Hey, easy on the
women's lib, Jini.
1455
01:02:46,931 --> 01:02:48,966
You're fuckin' with boys,
not girls here, okay.
1456
01:02:48,999 --> 01:02:50,334
- Shut up, ferret dick.
1457
01:02:50,367 --> 01:02:53,270
- Yeah, shut up,
you ferret fucker.
1458
01:02:54,872 --> 01:02:55,906
- Hold this.
1459
01:02:55,940 --> 01:02:56,907
- Fucker.
1460
01:02:56,941 --> 01:02:58,308
(Ferrat mutters)
(Jenna laughs)
1461
01:02:58,342 --> 01:02:59,543
- Oh, and Andy.
1462
01:03:00,710 --> 01:03:03,814
About that extremely short-lived
girlfriend stint of yours,
1463
01:03:03,848 --> 01:03:05,082
it's completely over.
1464
01:03:05,115 --> 01:03:06,951
Mandy Meyers hates you.
1465
01:03:06,984 --> 01:03:09,887
And it's official as
of five minutes ago,
1466
01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:12,156
she's going to prom with Tommy.
1467
01:03:12,189 --> 01:03:14,024
If you haven't already
heard the news.
1468
01:03:14,058 --> 01:03:17,161
- Yeah, you fuckin'
little bitches.
1469
01:03:17,194 --> 01:03:19,196
Just so you know,
come prom night,
1470
01:03:19,229 --> 01:03:23,300
Mandy is gonna be sucking
on Tommy's big fat meat
1471
01:03:24,201 --> 01:03:25,369
pole.
1472
01:03:25,402 --> 01:03:28,105
(engine revs)
1473
01:03:30,607 --> 01:03:31,876
(tires squealing)
1474
01:03:31,909 --> 01:03:33,277
- Ta-ta.
1475
01:03:33,310 --> 01:03:36,213
(tires screech
into the distance)
1476
01:03:36,246 --> 01:03:37,882
- I said meat pole.
1477
01:03:37,915 --> 01:03:39,316
(mutters)
1478
01:03:39,349 --> 01:03:41,018
I should have said meat balls.
1479
01:03:41,051 --> 01:03:43,487
* Better give yourself a pinch
1480
01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:46,290
- What, would that be too much?
1481
01:03:46,323 --> 01:03:47,557
Wait up, Jini.
1482
01:03:47,591 --> 01:03:51,128
* You're still a man
1483
01:03:51,161 --> 01:03:54,999
* Hey baby
1484
01:03:56,233 --> 01:03:58,602
(door slams)
1485
01:04:02,572 --> 01:04:04,841
- All right, thanks, bro.
1486
01:04:10,147 --> 01:04:12,116
- I fuckin' love her, man.
1487
01:04:16,186 --> 01:04:18,122
As stupid as it sounds,
1488
01:04:19,423 --> 01:04:23,027
I think I love her
more than ever.
1489
01:04:23,060 --> 01:04:25,029
And I need to talk to her.
1490
01:04:26,163 --> 01:04:26,964
Now.
1491
01:04:26,997 --> 01:04:28,198
- Don't call her, dude.
1492
01:04:28,232 --> 01:04:29,399
That's fucked up.
1493
01:04:29,433 --> 01:04:31,035
- Don't worry.
1494
01:04:31,068 --> 01:04:34,038
Fine, fine, I'm not gonna
call anyone, Ferrat.
1495
01:04:34,071 --> 01:04:36,173
I'm finally gonna
shut the fuck up.
1496
01:04:36,206 --> 01:04:37,174
- Dude, relax.
1497
01:04:41,645 --> 01:04:44,014
Fuck this shit, dude.
1498
01:04:44,048 --> 01:04:46,050
(sighs)
1499
01:04:46,083 --> 01:04:47,317
Fuck it, man, why don't
you come inside, man.
1500
01:04:47,351 --> 01:04:48,552
We'll fuckin' kick it,
1501
01:04:48,585 --> 01:04:49,686
watch some fucked up
shit on the internet.
1502
01:04:49,719 --> 01:04:50,654
You know my mom
probably baked some shit
1503
01:04:50,687 --> 01:04:52,522
or whatever, you know.
1504
01:04:54,124 --> 01:04:57,127
- How 'bout you go fuck
yourself, you little faggot.
1505
01:04:57,161 --> 01:04:59,596
- You don't talk
to me like that.
1506
01:04:59,629 --> 01:05:01,031
All right.
1507
01:05:01,065 --> 01:05:03,067
You don't talk to me
like that, all right.
1508
01:05:03,100 --> 01:05:04,034
Fuck that shit, man.
1509
01:05:04,068 --> 01:05:05,102
I'm fuckin' serious.
1510
01:05:05,135 --> 01:05:06,636
Get the fuck--
1511
01:05:06,670 --> 01:05:07,637
- [Andy] Go fuck yourself.
- [Ferrat] Don't touch me.
1512
01:05:07,671 --> 01:05:09,239
- [Andy] Oh yeah?
- [Ferrat] Don't fuckin'--
1513
01:05:09,273 --> 01:05:10,707
- [Andy] What the
fuck are you gonna do?
1514
01:05:10,740 --> 01:05:12,076
- [Ferrat] Don't touch me.
- [Andy] What the fuck
1515
01:05:12,109 --> 01:05:13,277
are you gonna do?
- [Ferrat] What the fuck
1516
01:05:13,310 --> 01:05:13,843
are you gonna do, you don't
know know what I'll fucking do.
1517
01:05:13,877 --> 01:05:16,046
(aggressive grumbling)
1518
01:05:16,080 --> 01:05:17,447
- [Andy] Don't fuck with me,
1519
01:05:17,481 --> 01:05:19,149
you little fucking
- [Ferrat] Get your fucking
1520
01:05:19,183 --> 01:05:19,984
hands off me.
- [Andy] Cunt.
1521
01:05:20,017 --> 01:05:21,685
- [Ferrat] Don't
touch me, fucker.
1522
01:05:21,718 --> 01:05:23,287
- [Andy] Oh, fuck that.
- [Ferrat] Don't touch me.
1523
01:05:23,320 --> 01:05:25,422
Don't fucking touch me.
- [Andy] I don't need you.
1524
01:05:25,455 --> 01:05:27,157
(engine revs)
* Baby
1525
01:05:27,191 --> 01:05:29,126
* Hauntin' me
- [Ferrat] Fuck you, asshole.
1526
01:05:29,159 --> 01:05:30,227
What the fuck?
1527
01:05:30,260 --> 01:05:31,195
Don't touch me.
1528
01:05:31,228 --> 01:05:34,164
* Hey baby
- [Ferrat] Fucking asshole.
1529
01:05:34,198 --> 01:05:36,100
* You're still a man
1530
01:05:36,133 --> 01:05:37,201
- [Ferrat] Fuckin' do that shit.
1531
01:05:37,234 --> 01:05:38,202
Fuckin' son of a bitch.
1532
01:05:38,235 --> 01:05:40,270
* Hey baby
1533
01:05:40,304 --> 01:05:42,139
(tires squeal)
- [Ferrat] Fuck you.
1534
01:05:42,172 --> 01:05:45,242
* Hauntin' me
- [Ferrat] Fuck you.
1535
01:05:45,275 --> 01:05:46,443
* Kisses too sweet
1536
01:05:46,476 --> 01:05:48,212
* I wanna retreat
1537
01:05:48,245 --> 01:05:50,247
* The touch is so soft
1538
01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:52,149
* I'm gonna get off
1539
01:05:52,182 --> 01:05:53,717
* Kisses too sweet
1540
01:05:53,750 --> 01:05:55,452
* I wanna retreat
(phone rings)
1541
01:05:55,485 --> 01:05:57,254
* The touch is so soft
1542
01:05:57,287 --> 01:05:59,123
* I'm gonna get off
1543
01:05:59,156 --> 01:06:01,291
(phone rings)
1544
01:06:01,325 --> 01:06:02,526
- Hello?
1545
01:06:02,559 --> 01:06:03,393
- Hey.
1546
01:06:04,294 --> 01:06:05,129
Mandy,
1547
01:06:06,530 --> 01:06:08,632
I was just callin' to
see how you're doin'.
1548
01:06:08,665 --> 01:06:11,735
To see if everything's okay.
1549
01:06:11,768 --> 01:06:13,470
- I'm fine.
1550
01:06:13,503 --> 01:06:15,239
I gotta go.
1551
01:06:15,272 --> 01:06:16,606
- Mandy.
1552
01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:18,075
Come on, Mandy.
1553
01:06:19,109 --> 01:06:20,577
Are you still there?
1554
01:06:21,778 --> 01:06:23,213
Come on, baby, dumpling.
1555
01:06:23,247 --> 01:06:26,283
(receiver clicks)
1556
01:06:27,217 --> 01:06:29,753
(Mandy sniffles)
1557
01:06:32,756 --> 01:06:33,590
Fuck.
1558
01:06:38,228 --> 01:06:40,497
(slurping)
1559
01:06:44,801 --> 01:06:47,237
(waves crashing)
1560
01:06:47,271 --> 01:06:50,040
(waves crashing)
1561
01:06:50,740 --> 01:06:53,477
(waves crashing)
1562
01:06:55,379 --> 01:06:57,181
(giggling)
Whoa.
1563
01:06:57,214 --> 01:06:58,615
Fuckin' piece of shit.
1564
01:06:58,648 --> 01:07:00,350
- This feels amazing.
1565
01:07:01,585 --> 01:07:02,519
Come on.
1566
01:07:02,552 --> 01:07:05,055
(slapping)
- Idiot.
1567
01:07:05,089 --> 01:07:07,491
(waves crashing)
1568
01:07:07,524 --> 01:07:08,625
- Don't be a brat.
1569
01:07:08,658 --> 01:07:09,459
- What are you gonna do?
1570
01:07:09,493 --> 01:07:10,694
- Dumpling, wow.
1571
01:07:10,727 --> 01:07:12,529
(waves crashing)
(excited chatter)
1572
01:07:12,562 --> 01:07:14,631
- All right. (laughs)
1573
01:07:14,664 --> 01:07:16,400
You're asking for it.
1574
01:07:17,701 --> 01:07:19,236
I see how it is.
1575
01:07:20,737 --> 01:07:24,374
(waves crashing)
(excited exclamations)
1576
01:07:24,408 --> 01:07:25,642
(waves crashing)
1577
01:07:25,675 --> 01:07:27,677
(sighs)
1578
01:07:40,324 --> 01:07:42,792
(sighs heavily)
1579
01:07:52,702 --> 01:07:54,704
(sighs)
1580
01:07:58,242 --> 01:08:00,477
(door creaks)
1581
01:08:08,318 --> 01:08:10,120
- So wait, you really
wrapped that yourself?
1582
01:08:10,154 --> 01:08:10,754
- Yeah, I even--
1583
01:08:10,787 --> 01:08:12,156
- Yo, Bud Light.
1584
01:08:12,189 --> 01:08:13,623
It's affirmative,
she's in the building.
1585
01:08:13,657 --> 01:08:15,359
(excited vocalizations)
1586
01:08:15,392 --> 01:08:16,526
What are you waitin' for, Tommy?
1587
01:08:16,560 --> 01:08:17,461
Go chase that
wounded caribou down
1588
01:08:17,494 --> 01:08:18,795
and spear it with your cock.
1589
01:08:18,828 --> 01:08:20,230
- Make it happen.
1590
01:08:20,264 --> 01:08:23,800
- She's gonna go wild
when she sees this.
1591
01:08:23,833 --> 01:08:27,371
(soft distant laughter)
1592
01:08:28,405 --> 01:08:29,573
- Oh hey, Tommy.
1593
01:08:29,606 --> 01:08:31,308
- This is for you.
1594
01:08:34,911 --> 01:08:37,481
I'd prefer if you open it here.
1595
01:08:42,419 --> 01:08:43,220
- Tommy.
1596
01:08:43,253 --> 01:08:45,655
That's so sweet of you.
1597
01:08:45,689 --> 01:08:47,424
- Yeah, and they're edible.
1598
01:08:47,457 --> 01:08:48,925
And so are the condoms.
1599
01:08:48,958 --> 01:08:51,628
And the vibrating dildo,
oh, here, let me show ya.
1600
01:08:51,661 --> 01:08:54,898
- (laughs awkwardly)
Leave that in the box.
1601
01:08:54,931 --> 01:08:57,201
- Oh, okay, okay.
1602
01:08:57,234 --> 01:08:58,435
I mean, you've just been shit on
1603
01:08:58,468 --> 01:09:00,237
by the school's
biggest slime bag.
1604
01:09:00,270 --> 01:09:01,271
And you need some time
to clear your head
1605
01:09:01,305 --> 01:09:02,739
before tonight's big bash.
1606
01:09:02,772 --> 01:09:05,875
I mean, I can deal with that.
1607
01:09:05,909 --> 01:09:06,743
- Great.
1608
01:09:10,447 --> 01:09:13,383
(footsteps echo)
1609
01:09:15,952 --> 01:09:17,921
- Dude, Tommy better
sway that bitch.
1610
01:09:17,954 --> 01:09:20,257
'Cause I'm no (mutters),
but it's somethin', man.
1611
01:09:20,290 --> 01:09:23,460
Look, somethin' tells me
that she just ain't into him.
1612
01:09:23,493 --> 01:09:24,694
- Maybe the problem is
that she's still in love
1613
01:09:24,728 --> 01:09:25,629
with you-know-who.
1614
01:09:25,662 --> 01:09:27,364
(thudding)
(Chubs groans)
1615
01:09:27,397 --> 01:09:28,632
- Bullshit, Chubs.
1616
01:09:28,665 --> 01:09:30,467
You don't know shit
bout girls, anyway.
1617
01:09:30,500 --> 01:09:33,703
You're a fat virgin
with no cock.
1618
01:09:33,737 --> 01:09:34,971
- Nuh-uh.
1619
01:09:35,004 --> 01:09:36,640
I got head from Jenna
Jeffries in 8th grade.
1620
01:09:36,673 --> 01:09:37,641
- Oh come on, dude.
1621
01:09:37,674 --> 01:09:38,842
That was before she was hot.
1622
01:09:38,875 --> 01:09:40,344
That was back when
she had braces
1623
01:09:40,377 --> 01:09:42,579
and a hairy pussy,
for cryin' out loud.
1624
01:09:42,612 --> 01:09:44,281
Look, all I'm sayin' is that
1625
01:09:44,314 --> 01:09:46,416
if Mandy Meyers isn't on
Tommy like a fly on shit,
1626
01:09:46,450 --> 01:09:50,820
I'm gonna be all over
that like shit on a fly.
1627
01:09:50,854 --> 01:09:51,688
- Yo.
1628
01:09:52,689 --> 01:09:53,990
- So, how'd it go, you
think you got her wet?
1629
01:09:54,023 --> 01:09:55,392
- I think she loved it.
1630
01:09:55,425 --> 01:09:56,826
- All right, good.
1631
01:09:56,860 --> 01:09:57,994
Hopefully you'll be sprayin'
those swimmers on her
1632
01:09:58,027 --> 01:09:59,429
by tonight.
1633
01:09:59,463 --> 01:10:00,430
- That's what my
party's for, bro.
1634
01:10:00,464 --> 01:10:01,498
- Fuckin' A.
1635
01:10:01,531 --> 01:10:03,500
- Chubs, what happened to you?
1636
01:10:03,533 --> 01:10:04,901
Why are you so red?
1637
01:10:04,934 --> 01:10:06,970
(Chubs groans)
1638
01:10:07,003 --> 01:10:08,004
- [Bill] What's
wrong with you, dude?
1639
01:10:08,037 --> 01:10:11,275
- All I know is I'm gonna
be smashin' tonight.
1640
01:10:11,308 --> 01:10:12,742
(grunts) Yeah. (grunts)
1641
01:10:12,776 --> 01:10:14,611
- Dude, you look like the
biggest faggot right now.
1642
01:10:14,644 --> 01:10:16,346
What are you doin'?
1643
01:10:16,380 --> 01:10:19,383
Are you seriously retarded?
1644
01:10:19,416 --> 01:10:21,718
- Yeah, Chub, get some, bitch.
1645
01:10:26,923 --> 01:10:28,525
- Hi, honey.
1646
01:10:28,558 --> 01:10:29,859
You're home early.
1647
01:10:31,561 --> 01:10:34,531
- Yeah, I took the
school bus for once.
1648
01:10:34,564 --> 01:10:35,732
I mean, you did pay for it.
1649
01:10:35,765 --> 01:10:36,733
- Well, that's good.
1650
01:10:36,766 --> 01:10:38,234
How was school?
1651
01:10:38,902 --> 01:10:41,004
- It was school.
1652
01:10:41,037 --> 01:10:42,806
An everyday occurrence.
1653
01:10:42,839 --> 01:10:44,574
- Is something the matter?
1654
01:10:44,608 --> 01:10:46,476
- No, why would you ask that?
1655
01:10:46,510 --> 01:10:47,677
- Well, honey, I
made your favorite.
1656
01:10:47,711 --> 01:10:49,045
Key lime pie.
1657
01:10:49,078 --> 01:10:51,881
Just give it 30
minutes to cool down.
1658
01:10:51,915 --> 01:10:56,486
- Thanks, mom, but I'm just
really not hungry right now.
1659
01:10:56,520 --> 01:10:58,488
- Oh, honey, look,
your friends are here.
1660
01:10:58,522 --> 01:11:00,590
Hi, girls, yeah, come in.
1661
01:11:02,091 --> 01:11:02,926
- Hi.
1662
01:11:04,093 --> 01:11:05,662
Pie.
1663
01:11:05,695 --> 01:11:06,830
- Oh.
1664
01:11:06,863 --> 01:11:08,532
(Jenna vocalizes pain)
1665
01:11:08,565 --> 01:11:09,499
(Jenna vocalizes satisfaction)
1666
01:11:09,533 --> 01:11:10,900
- It's so good to see
you again, Mrs. Meyers.
1667
01:11:10,934 --> 01:11:13,503
- Well, thank you, you as well.
1668
01:11:14,971 --> 01:11:18,542
I'm gonna leave you girls,
and I will be in my room.
1669
01:11:18,575 --> 01:11:19,543
Please, have some pie.
1670
01:11:19,576 --> 01:11:20,577
Let it cool.
1671
01:11:21,545 --> 01:11:23,647
- Hey girl, what up?
1672
01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:25,915
You sure took off fast
from school today.
1673
01:11:25,949 --> 01:11:27,751
- Yeah, I was feelin'
a little zonked today.
1674
01:11:27,784 --> 01:11:30,520
Just, I think I just
need to be alone.
1675
01:11:30,554 --> 01:11:31,755
- Your mom doesn't mind?
1676
01:11:31,788 --> 01:11:33,990
I mean, it is prom
night and shit.
1677
01:11:34,023 --> 01:11:36,092
- Don't worry about it.
1678
01:11:36,125 --> 01:11:38,528
- We can tell you're
still a little down,
1679
01:11:38,562 --> 01:11:39,663
so, you know,
1680
01:11:40,697 --> 01:11:42,366
cheer up.
1681
01:11:42,399 --> 01:11:43,567
There's nothing attractive
about the bitter beer face.
1682
01:11:43,600 --> 01:11:45,034
(Jenna makes negative
vocalization)
1683
01:11:45,068 --> 01:11:46,202
- I'll survive.
1684
01:11:46,235 --> 01:11:48,605
- You know, we're totally
not even mad at you anymore
1685
01:11:48,638 --> 01:11:49,606
for everything that you did.
1686
01:11:49,639 --> 01:11:52,342
Like hanging out with
Wasi-loser and stuff.
1687
01:11:52,376 --> 01:11:54,878
Like, everybody makes mistakes.
1688
01:11:54,911 --> 01:11:58,515
(loud popping and rushing)
(gasping)
1689
01:11:58,548 --> 01:11:59,649
- That's why we're here.
1690
01:11:59,683 --> 01:12:02,085
We just wanna let you know
that we'll always be there
1691
01:12:02,118 --> 01:12:03,787
to pick you up when you
fall down on your ass.
1692
01:12:03,820 --> 01:12:05,455
- Mm-hmm.
1693
01:12:05,489 --> 01:12:07,557
And even when you think
we're being totally bitchy,
1694
01:12:07,591 --> 01:12:11,595
you just need to remember that
it's all for your own good.
1695
01:12:11,628 --> 01:12:13,530
Do you have anything
to pour this in?
1696
01:12:13,563 --> 01:12:14,531
- Um, I--
1697
01:12:14,564 --> 01:12:18,535
- You know, we can just
drink it out the bottle.
1698
01:12:20,837 --> 01:12:23,540
- Meyers, you're coming with
us to Tommy's party tonight,
1699
01:12:23,573 --> 01:12:26,009
whether you like it or not.
1700
01:12:26,042 --> 01:12:29,513
And we are not taking
no for an answer.
1701
01:12:39,188 --> 01:12:41,090
- Certainly unexpected.
1702
01:12:42,626 --> 01:12:43,627
- I'm sorry.
1703
01:12:45,595 --> 01:12:46,830
I really am, man.
1704
01:12:46,863 --> 01:12:48,565
It's just--
1705
01:12:48,598 --> 01:12:49,866
- Shut up.
1706
01:12:49,899 --> 01:12:51,034
Sit down.
1707
01:12:51,067 --> 01:12:52,569
Have a stoke, man.
1708
01:12:54,638 --> 01:12:56,573
It's all good, brother.
1709
01:13:08,718 --> 01:13:11,555
- Did you figure out who
you're goin' to prom with yet?
1710
01:13:11,588 --> 01:13:13,523
- Yeah, dude, I asked
that girl Ginger, man.
1711
01:13:13,557 --> 01:13:16,626
The one from Boozer's party.
1712
01:13:16,660 --> 01:13:18,562
- Right on, man.
1713
01:13:18,595 --> 01:13:19,963
She seems like a...
1714
01:13:21,030 --> 01:13:23,600
she seems like a really,
1715
01:13:23,633 --> 01:13:26,603
really chill,
well-grounded chick.
1716
01:13:26,636 --> 01:13:27,671
- Woman.
1717
01:13:27,704 --> 01:13:29,973
(chuckles)
1718
01:13:31,875 --> 01:13:33,510
Yo.
1719
01:13:33,543 --> 01:13:35,545
If you wanna come to the
prom with me and Ginger,
1720
01:13:35,579 --> 01:13:37,581
that'd be totally chill, dude.
1721
01:13:37,614 --> 01:13:41,451
- I don't really feel
like goin' anywhere.
1722
01:13:41,485 --> 01:13:44,688
Seein' Mandy with
Tommy, I'll just,
1723
01:13:44,721 --> 01:13:47,891
I'll just feel like
a dickless sloth.
1724
01:13:48,825 --> 01:13:50,494
You're goin' to Tommy's party?
1725
01:13:50,527 --> 01:13:52,662
- (exhales deeply) Yeah,
I was thinkin' about it.
1726
01:13:52,696 --> 01:13:54,664
I mean, if that's cool with you.
1727
01:13:54,698 --> 01:13:55,699
- Of course.
1728
01:13:56,666 --> 01:13:59,002
You've gotta go to that thing.
1729
01:13:59,035 --> 01:14:00,870
- Are you comin'?
1730
01:14:00,904 --> 01:14:01,738
- No.
1731
01:14:02,839 --> 01:14:05,575
I think I'm just
gonna stay home.
1732
01:14:05,609 --> 01:14:06,876
Smoke some pot.
1733
01:14:07,744 --> 01:14:10,213
Get drunk, watch some porn.
1734
01:14:10,246 --> 01:14:13,149
I haven't done that
in a long time.
1735
01:14:13,182 --> 01:14:15,852
- (sighs heavily) Bro, it's
so good to see you, man.
1736
01:14:15,885 --> 01:14:18,588
(slapping)
1737
01:14:18,622 --> 01:14:20,524
- Yeah, you too.
1738
01:14:20,557 --> 01:14:22,526
- I'm so sorry, dude.
1739
01:14:22,559 --> 01:14:23,192
- Hey.
1740
01:14:24,561 --> 01:14:25,194
- I know.
1741
01:14:29,599 --> 01:14:30,199
There.
1742
01:14:30,233 --> 01:14:32,802
(upbeat music)
1743
01:14:35,772 --> 01:14:37,541
- Ladies, welcome.
1744
01:14:37,574 --> 01:14:38,908
The party's just
gettin' started.
1745
01:14:38,942 --> 01:14:40,009
- Hey, Tommy.
1746
01:14:40,043 --> 01:14:41,044
- Hi, Tommy.
1747
01:14:43,279 --> 01:14:44,581
- Bill's in the house.
1748
01:14:44,614 --> 01:14:46,983
He's been doin' blow (sniffs)
1749
01:14:47,016 --> 01:14:49,753
and drinkin' since
school's been out.
1750
01:14:49,786 --> 01:14:51,655
- Yeah, I really
don't give a fuck
1751
01:14:51,688 --> 01:14:54,257
what Bill's been drinking.
1752
01:14:54,290 --> 01:14:56,926
We're not talking right now.
1753
01:14:56,960 --> 01:14:57,794
- Great.
1754
01:14:58,728 --> 01:15:00,029
Where's Mandy?
1755
01:15:00,063 --> 01:15:02,932
- Don't shit your pants,
Tommy, she's here.
1756
01:15:02,966 --> 01:15:04,934
She's been a drag all night.
1757
01:15:04,968 --> 01:15:07,637
Probably still in the
SUV powdering her nose.
1758
01:15:07,671 --> 01:15:09,673
- Yeah, been a
perfect little bitch.
1759
01:15:09,706 --> 01:15:11,675
But don't worry about it, Tommy.
1760
01:15:11,708 --> 01:15:15,545
She'll be coming for
you, one way or another.
1761
01:15:15,579 --> 01:15:16,179
- Oh.
1762
01:15:16,212 --> 01:15:17,013
Yeah.
1763
01:15:17,046 --> 01:15:19,749
(excited exclamations)
1764
01:15:19,783 --> 01:15:20,750
- Come on, Tommy.
1765
01:15:20,784 --> 01:15:21,818
Get in here.
1766
01:15:21,851 --> 01:15:24,554
(cheering)
1767
01:15:24,588 --> 01:15:27,156
- [Voiceover]
Tommy, Tommy, yeah.
1768
01:15:28,592 --> 01:15:30,026
(cheering)
1769
01:15:30,059 --> 01:15:33,563
- How can anyone
would be that stupid?
1770
01:15:33,597 --> 01:15:35,865
- [Jini] I don't know.
- [Jenna] You know.
1771
01:15:35,899 --> 01:15:38,201
(chatter)
1772
01:15:38,234 --> 01:15:39,603
- Yeah, I do have friends,
1773
01:15:39,636 --> 01:15:40,837
I have many friends,
they're coming.
1774
01:15:40,870 --> 01:15:42,005
- [Ginger] I don't see them.
1775
01:15:42,038 --> 01:15:42,972
- I think he really
likes me, too.
1776
01:15:43,006 --> 01:15:45,008
(Ferrat mumbles)
1777
01:15:45,041 --> 01:15:46,175
- Actually, no, no,
look, it's them.
1778
01:15:46,209 --> 01:15:47,010
There they are.
1779
01:15:47,043 --> 01:15:48,277
What's up, Boozer?
1780
01:15:48,311 --> 01:15:49,412
How you doin', dog?
- [Boozer] I'm good.
1781
01:15:49,445 --> 01:15:50,947
Good to see you, homes.
- [Ferrat] Good to see you.
1782
01:15:50,980 --> 01:15:51,881
Absolutely, yo, you
remember Ginger?
1783
01:15:51,915 --> 01:15:53,850
- [Boozer] Oh, of course.
1784
01:15:55,985 --> 01:15:56,786
- [Ferrat] What
are you up to, man?
1785
01:15:56,820 --> 01:15:57,821
- [Fouler] Oh, I'm good.
1786
01:15:57,854 --> 01:15:59,255
- Hey, how's it goin'
1787
01:15:59,288 --> 01:16:00,724
- [Boozer] I'm good.
- [Erika] Good to see you.
1788
01:16:00,757 --> 01:16:04,327
- [Ilene] Hi, Boozer.
- [Boozer] Oh, Ilene.
1789
01:16:04,360 --> 01:16:05,795
- [Ilene] I missed you so much.
1790
01:16:05,829 --> 01:16:07,363
- I missed you more, baby.
1791
01:16:07,396 --> 01:16:08,865
- It's been so long.
1792
01:16:08,898 --> 01:16:09,999
- Too long.
1793
01:16:10,033 --> 01:16:12,301
- Do you want a drink?
(Boozer vocalizes affirmation)
1794
01:16:12,335 --> 01:16:13,737
- Ned Fouler.
1795
01:16:13,770 --> 01:16:14,938
I'm Erika Jacobs.
1796
01:16:14,971 --> 01:16:16,773
- So I hear.
1797
01:16:16,806 --> 01:16:18,174
It's a pleasure to meet you.
1798
01:16:18,207 --> 01:16:20,276
- Pleasure meeting you as well.
1799
01:16:20,309 --> 01:16:21,645
- How are you doin' tonight?
1800
01:16:21,678 --> 01:16:22,779
- Great, how are you doin'?
1801
01:16:22,812 --> 01:16:23,780
- Just glad to be here.
1802
01:16:23,813 --> 01:16:26,683
(Erika giggles)
Let me get that.
1803
01:16:26,716 --> 01:16:29,085
- (laughs) Yeah, I know.
1804
01:16:29,118 --> 01:16:30,219
Yeah, but it's gonna be fun.
1805
01:16:30,253 --> 01:16:32,055
It's gonna be
midnight at the oasis.
1806
01:16:32,088 --> 01:16:33,322
I mean, that woman
that introduced us,
1807
01:16:33,356 --> 01:16:34,791
and she said the A and
the O looked similar.
1808
01:16:34,824 --> 01:16:35,825
- [Ginger] The oo-sis?
1809
01:16:35,859 --> 01:16:37,293
- Midnight at the oo-sus.
1810
01:16:37,326 --> 01:16:38,762
- [Ginger] That is a sign.
- [Ferrat] Heck yeah.
1811
01:16:38,795 --> 01:16:39,362
- [Ginger] Of curse
you'd think of that.
1812
01:16:39,395 --> 01:16:40,329
- The falling ooze.
1813
01:16:40,363 --> 01:16:41,965
I'll stand here like this
(Ginger laughs)
1814
01:16:41,998 --> 01:16:42,766
just 'cause I'm
such a gentleman.
1815
01:16:42,799 --> 01:16:44,233
I will protect you
1816
01:16:44,267 --> 01:16:45,168
from the trickling ooze.
- [Ginger] You're so weird.
1817
01:16:45,201 --> 01:16:46,102
- [Ferrat] I know, I know.
1818
01:16:46,135 --> 01:16:47,236
- Aw, you're such a dork.
1819
01:16:47,270 --> 01:16:49,639
- Well, so are you, so.
(Ginger laughs)
1820
01:16:49,673 --> 01:16:50,807
("Mirror Mirror" by
Robots In Disguise)
1821
01:16:50,840 --> 01:16:51,708
* Mirror mirror
1822
01:16:51,741 --> 01:16:53,209
* Live by the
1823
01:16:53,242 --> 01:16:54,343
* Mirror mirror
1824
01:16:54,377 --> 01:16:56,112
* Die by the
1825
01:16:56,145 --> 01:16:57,146
* Mirror mirror
1826
01:16:57,180 --> 01:16:58,915
* Live by the
1827
01:16:58,948 --> 01:17:00,083
* Mirror mirror
1828
01:17:00,116 --> 01:17:01,785
* Die by the
1829
01:17:01,818 --> 01:17:04,721
* Mirror mirror, mirror mirror
1830
01:17:04,754 --> 01:17:07,390
* Mirror mirror
1831
01:17:07,423 --> 01:17:10,760
* Mirror mirror, mirror mirror
1832
01:17:10,794 --> 01:17:14,964
* Mirror mirror, mirror mirror
1833
01:17:20,837 --> 01:17:22,672
- Down.
1834
01:17:22,706 --> 01:17:23,807
(shouting)
1835
01:17:23,840 --> 01:17:24,841
(cheering)
1836
01:17:24,874 --> 01:17:26,042
* Mirror mirror
1837
01:17:26,075 --> 01:17:27,811
* La, la, la
1838
01:17:27,844 --> 01:17:29,012
* Mirror mirror
1839
01:17:29,045 --> 01:17:30,413
* La-la, la
1840
01:17:30,446 --> 01:17:31,781
* Mirror mirror
1841
01:17:31,815 --> 01:17:33,249
* La, la, la
1842
01:17:33,282 --> 01:17:37,653
* Mirror mirror
1843
01:17:38,822 --> 01:17:39,823
- Mandy, you made it.
1844
01:17:39,856 --> 01:17:40,924
- Hey, Tommy.
1845
01:17:43,192 --> 01:17:46,295
- Well, here, let
me get you a drink.
1846
01:17:48,264 --> 01:17:51,868
(Mandy laughs awkwardly)
1847
01:17:54,203 --> 01:17:55,839
- What's wrong?
1848
01:17:55,872 --> 01:17:58,241
Don't you like gettin' wasted?
1849
01:17:58,274 --> 01:17:59,843
- I just really don't
feel like it right now.
1850
01:17:59,876 --> 01:18:01,244
Are you okay with that?
1851
01:18:01,277 --> 01:18:03,813
- Come on, don't
be such a bitch.
1852
01:18:03,847 --> 01:18:06,916
(laughing)
1853
01:18:06,950 --> 01:18:08,484
I mean, all my friends are here.
1854
01:18:08,517 --> 01:18:11,187
Oh, and besides, my parents,
they paid off the po-pos.
1855
01:18:11,220 --> 01:18:14,090
So we can party well
past the pumpkin hour.
1856
01:18:14,123 --> 01:18:15,925
- This is hopeless.
1857
01:18:16,960 --> 01:18:17,994
Thanks for everything.
1858
01:18:18,027 --> 01:18:18,895
I'm gonna go.
1859
01:18:22,899 --> 01:18:26,035
(excited vocalizations)
1860
01:18:30,373 --> 01:18:32,909
- So that's Wasilewski's girl.
1861
01:18:32,942 --> 01:18:33,843
- Yup, that's her all right.
1862
01:18:33,877 --> 01:18:37,713
- Yo, I'm gonna call
that bastard right now.
1863
01:18:40,183 --> 01:18:41,885
- [Voiceover] Yes.
(soft sighing)
1864
01:18:41,918 --> 01:18:44,087
(phone rings)
1865
01:18:44,120 --> 01:18:45,421
I know you're at home.
1866
01:18:45,454 --> 01:18:47,891
Pick up your fucking phone.
1867
01:18:47,924 --> 01:18:50,894
(groans)
(phone rings)
1868
01:18:50,927 --> 01:18:53,029
(grumbles with interest)
1869
01:18:53,062 --> 01:18:55,765
Fuckin' weirdie whacker, fuck.
1870
01:18:56,465 --> 01:18:57,767
How's it goin', man?
1871
01:18:57,801 --> 01:18:58,935
- What's goin' on, man?
1872
01:18:58,968 --> 01:19:01,470
(phone rings)
1873
01:19:03,406 --> 01:19:04,240
- Hello.
1874
01:19:06,976 --> 01:19:09,145
- Yo, the motherfucker's
not answering, dude.
1875
01:19:09,178 --> 01:19:10,313
- What's going on?
1876
01:19:10,346 --> 01:19:11,915
What the fuck,
who's not answering?
1877
01:19:11,948 --> 01:19:13,917
- Who do you think, Erika?
1878
01:19:13,950 --> 01:19:16,019
Your bathroom buddy.
(taunting vocalizations)
1879
01:19:16,052 --> 01:19:16,886
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
1880
01:19:16,920 --> 01:19:18,855
So, what, is he
coming over or not?
1881
01:19:18,888 --> 01:19:20,556
- [Ferrat] He's not pickin'
up, so I don't know.
1882
01:19:20,589 --> 01:19:22,258
- Well, do you know if
he's home for a fact?
1883
01:19:22,291 --> 01:19:23,426
- Yeah, dude, he's fuckin' home.
1884
01:19:23,459 --> 01:19:24,493
He's just actin'
like a fuckin' pussy.
1885
01:19:24,527 --> 01:19:26,395
You know how he gets when
he's all stressed out.
1886
01:19:26,429 --> 01:19:28,197
- Well, let's go ruffle his
fuckin' feathers a little bit.
1887
01:19:28,231 --> 01:19:29,465
Come on.
1888
01:19:29,498 --> 01:19:30,399
- Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait a minute.
1889
01:19:30,433 --> 01:19:31,334
Hey, hey, hey, hey, Boozie.
1890
01:19:31,367 --> 01:19:33,002
Le Booze, le Boose, le Booze.
1891
01:19:33,036 --> 01:19:34,370
Yo, can you stay and watch
the girls for a second
1892
01:19:34,403 --> 01:19:35,939
while we run and get Andy?
1893
01:19:35,972 --> 01:19:36,572
- Yeah, dude.
1894
01:19:36,605 --> 01:19:37,440
Fuck yeah.
1895
01:19:39,075 --> 01:19:40,977
- Yo, baby, sorry, I got
some important shit to do.
1896
01:19:41,010 --> 01:19:41,978
- I know you do.
1897
01:19:42,011 --> 01:19:43,012
- But I'll be back soon, okay?
1898
01:19:43,046 --> 01:19:44,047
- I'll be here.
1899
01:19:44,080 --> 01:19:44,981
- [Ferrat] Will you?
1900
01:19:45,014 --> 01:19:46,215
- Yeah, I'll be waiting for you.
1901
01:19:46,249 --> 01:19:47,150
- Word.
1902
01:19:47,183 --> 01:19:50,086
"LA Girl" by the Adolescents)
1903
01:19:50,119 --> 01:19:51,988
* I'm bored of
the sleazy make-up
1904
01:19:52,021 --> 01:19:54,490
* You'd fuck any guy in town
1905
01:19:54,523 --> 01:19:56,592
- Just close your
eyes and I'll be back.
1906
01:19:56,625 --> 01:19:58,862
* Why the hell do
you hang around *
1907
01:19:58,895 --> 01:19:59,595
- Yo, dude.
1908
01:19:59,628 --> 01:20:02,999
* LA girls, you bring me down
1909
01:20:03,032 --> 01:20:06,335
* LA girl, LA world
1910
01:20:06,369 --> 01:20:08,237
- [Voiceover] Fuck yeah, fuck.
- [Voiceover] Fuck yeah.
1911
01:20:08,271 --> 01:20:09,305
- [Voiceover] Grab my
fuckin' my fuckin' ass.
1912
01:20:09,338 --> 01:20:10,273
- [Voiceover] Harder.
1913
01:20:10,306 --> 01:20:11,440
(moaning)
Harder.
1914
01:20:11,474 --> 01:20:14,077
(groaning)
(pleasures sighing)
1915
01:20:14,110 --> 01:20:16,379
(clacking)
1916
01:20:20,116 --> 01:20:21,050
(loud moaning)
1917
01:20:21,084 --> 01:20:22,218
- [Voiceover] I want you to come
1918
01:20:22,251 --> 01:20:23,386
(loud moaning)
on my fuckin' face.
1919
01:20:23,419 --> 01:20:25,955
(sighing and moaning)
I'm gonna come.
1920
01:20:25,989 --> 01:20:29,458
(pleasured screaming)
1921
01:20:29,492 --> 01:20:30,927
- Fuckin' beater.
1922
01:20:30,960 --> 01:20:31,861
- He's fuckin' off
in his own world.
1923
01:20:31,895 --> 01:20:32,862
He's fuckin'--
1924
01:20:32,896 --> 01:20:34,063
- He's gonna go blind.
1925
01:20:34,097 --> 01:20:34,530
- Wait a second, I
think I see somethin'.
1926
01:20:34,563 --> 01:20:35,098
- No way.
1927
01:20:35,798 --> 01:20:36,399
- There we go.
1928
01:20:36,432 --> 01:20:37,366
- Show your face, beater.
1929
01:20:37,400 --> 01:20:38,567
- [Ferrat] He's the
masturbating gremlin.
1930
01:20:38,601 --> 01:20:39,936
- [Ned] He's glowing.
1931
01:20:39,969 --> 01:20:41,204
(Ferrat laughs)
And that's how you know.
1932
01:20:41,237 --> 01:20:42,171
That's how you know.
1933
01:20:42,205 --> 01:20:43,072
- [Ferrat] That's how you know.
1934
01:20:43,106 --> 01:20:43,907
- [Ned] Yep.
1935
01:20:43,940 --> 01:20:45,174
- Barret, Fouler.
1936
01:20:46,109 --> 01:20:47,343
What's up?
1937
01:20:47,376 --> 01:20:49,012
- [Ferrat] What the fuck
- [Ned] What the fuck
1938
01:20:49,045 --> 01:20:49,979
- [Ferrat] is up with you,
- [Ned] is goin' on,
1939
01:20:50,013 --> 01:20:50,947
- [Ferrat] dude?
- [Ned] Man?
1940
01:20:50,980 --> 01:20:52,515
- [Ferrat] I don't wanna
- [Ned] What took you
1941
01:20:52,548 --> 01:20:53,950
- [Ferrat] even look at you.
- [Ned] so long, huh?
1942
01:20:53,983 --> 01:20:54,583
- Well, I was in
the middle of, man.
1943
01:20:54,617 --> 01:20:55,518
I has to finish it off.
1944
01:20:55,551 --> 01:20:55,618
- Oh yeah?
1945
01:20:56,585 --> 01:20:58,187
- Well, then fuckin' put
on some dancin' shoes,
1946
01:20:58,221 --> 01:21:00,523
fuckin' wash yourself
up, put on a new shirt.
1947
01:21:00,556 --> 01:21:03,026
We have reason to believe
Mandy still wants you.
1948
01:21:03,059 --> 01:21:04,260
Felt like we had to tell you.
1949
01:21:04,293 --> 01:21:05,661
- I mean, how do
you know though?
1950
01:21:05,694 --> 01:21:07,063
Did you talk to her?
1951
01:21:07,096 --> 01:21:08,264
- Don't.
1952
01:21:08,297 --> 01:21:09,465
Don't ask
- [Ferrat] Dude, you fuckin',
1953
01:21:09,498 --> 01:21:10,599
- [Ned] stupid
fuckin' questions.
1954
01:21:10,633 --> 01:21:11,767
- [Ferrat] Fuckin' Jini
- [Ned] Just go.
1955
01:21:11,800 --> 01:21:13,636
- [Ferrat] and Jenna aren't
chllin' with her anymore.
1956
01:21:13,669 --> 01:21:15,071
And fuckin', she bitched out
Tommy in front of everybody.
1957
01:21:15,104 --> 01:21:16,005
She's waiting for
you to swoop in
1958
01:21:16,039 --> 01:21:16,605
for the fuckin' rescue, dude.
1959
01:21:16,639 --> 01:21:18,007
At your disposal.
1960
01:21:18,041 --> 01:21:20,009
Come on, don't act
like it's a decision.
1961
01:21:20,043 --> 01:21:21,911
- I'll be right out.
1962
01:21:24,981 --> 01:21:27,050
- She's wet for you.
1963
01:21:27,083 --> 01:21:28,184
That was easy.
1964
01:21:28,217 --> 01:21:29,352
- Yeah, surprisingly
easy, right?
1965
01:21:29,385 --> 01:21:30,553
- I hate to say it,
1966
01:21:30,586 --> 01:21:34,190
but I definitely
think he's maturing.
1967
01:21:34,223 --> 01:21:35,191
- (groans) Yeah.
1968
01:21:35,224 --> 01:21:36,993
It's that whole fuckin'
girlfriend thing, dude.
1969
01:21:37,026 --> 01:21:37,927
- Do you think it's her?
1970
01:21:37,961 --> 01:21:40,263
- Fuck yeah, it's her, dude.
1971
01:21:40,296 --> 01:21:43,166
It's all over with me and Jini.
1972
01:21:43,199 --> 01:21:44,367
(sighs)
1973
01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:45,668
I mean, that
overweighted slut thinks
1974
01:21:45,701 --> 01:21:47,937
she could put a leash
on me like that.
1975
01:21:47,971 --> 01:21:50,106
No fuckin' way, bro.
1976
01:21:50,139 --> 01:21:53,042
I'm tired of pullin' my pud.
1977
01:21:53,076 --> 01:21:54,577
I want the Meyers.
1978
01:21:59,715 --> 01:22:02,285
Love DC, you dirty little slut.
1979
01:22:03,452 --> 01:22:06,489
Get ready to spread
your legs and cry.
1980
01:22:08,124 --> 01:22:09,959
- There you are.
1981
01:22:09,993 --> 01:22:11,660
We've been drinking
all over for you.
1982
01:22:11,694 --> 01:22:14,030
- Yeah, we just ran into Tommy.
1983
01:22:14,063 --> 01:22:16,399
And he said you're
being a total bitch.
1984
01:22:16,432 --> 01:22:18,301
What's with that shit?
1985
01:22:18,334 --> 01:22:20,169
- I'm actually leaving.
1986
01:22:20,203 --> 01:22:21,070
I'm just tryin'
get a little buzzed
1987
01:22:21,104 --> 01:22:23,172
so this night isn't
a complete waste.
1988
01:22:23,206 --> 01:22:25,474
- What do you mean
you're leaving?
1989
01:22:25,508 --> 01:22:28,444
Do you even know
who the fuck we are?
1990
01:22:28,477 --> 01:22:30,479
- Actually, Jenna, in
case you didn't notice,
1991
01:22:30,513 --> 01:22:32,181
I don't give a fuck.
1992
01:22:32,215 --> 01:22:34,083
- Fuck you, you whore.
1993
01:22:34,117 --> 01:22:38,287
(splashing)
(Mandy gasps)
1994
01:22:39,688 --> 01:22:43,959
I hope your panties burn
in Hell, you twisted bitch.
1995
01:22:49,565 --> 01:22:50,633
You.
1996
01:22:50,666 --> 01:22:52,668
- Yeah, fuck you, bitch.
1997
01:22:56,205 --> 01:22:58,107
- Mandy looks pissed.
1998
01:22:58,141 --> 01:23:01,244
- No, she's not,
she's perfectly fine.
1999
01:23:02,178 --> 01:23:04,347
Watch and learn, fat fuck.
2000
01:23:05,714 --> 01:23:07,250
Watch and learn.
2001
01:23:08,217 --> 01:23:11,220
Mandy, wait, my darlin',
it's me, Billy Boy.
2002
01:23:11,254 --> 01:23:12,688
Slow the fuck down,
for cryin' out loud.
2003
01:23:12,721 --> 01:23:13,656
* Out of the fry pan
2004
01:23:13,689 --> 01:23:15,258
* Out into the fire
2005
01:23:15,291 --> 01:23:17,160
- What do you want?
2006
01:23:17,193 --> 01:23:19,328
- I don't know, I
just wanna talk.
2007
01:23:19,362 --> 01:23:20,163
Mandy.
2008
01:23:20,196 --> 01:23:21,230
- Not now.
2009
01:23:22,098 --> 01:23:23,199
- What's your problem?
2010
01:23:23,232 --> 01:23:25,134
What's the big rush?
2011
01:23:25,168 --> 01:23:26,035
Didn't you hear me?
2012
01:23:26,069 --> 01:23:27,470
I said I wanna talk
to you, goddamnit.
2013
01:23:27,503 --> 01:23:31,040
- I don't wanna talk right now.
2014
01:23:31,074 --> 01:23:32,408
- I don't give a
fuck what you want.
2015
01:23:32,441 --> 01:23:34,143
You do whatever I say.
2016
01:23:34,177 --> 01:23:35,378
You know, I don't
where you get off,
2017
01:23:35,411 --> 01:23:36,579
but in case you
haven't realized,
2018
01:23:36,612 --> 01:23:38,581
I'm top dog around this bitch.
2019
01:23:38,614 --> 01:23:43,152
Not some crooked faggot ass
pothead with a bad attitude.
2020
01:23:43,186 --> 01:23:44,453
- Let go of me.
2021
01:23:46,489 --> 01:23:47,323
- Hey.
2022
01:23:48,557 --> 01:23:50,193
Don't make this hard on me.
2023
01:23:50,226 --> 01:23:51,627
- I'm going home.
2024
01:23:52,528 --> 01:23:55,298
(groans)
(thudding)
2025
01:23:55,331 --> 01:23:56,565
* Are you the one
2026
01:23:56,599 --> 01:23:58,234
- It's prom tonight, baby.
2027
01:23:58,267 --> 01:23:58,834
Get ready to scream.
2028
01:23:58,867 --> 01:24:00,303
- Hey, Bill.
2029
01:24:00,336 --> 01:24:02,105
Stop the madness, Bill.
2030
01:24:02,138 --> 01:24:03,539
Take a chill pill
and relax and just--
2031
01:24:03,572 --> 01:24:04,373
(loud crack)
2032
01:24:04,407 --> 01:24:05,841
* Me and my girl
2033
01:24:05,874 --> 01:24:07,210
* Havin' a time
2034
01:24:07,243 --> 01:24:07,843
- Anybody else?
2035
01:24:07,876 --> 01:24:09,445
* On top of the world
2036
01:24:09,478 --> 01:24:11,147
* But I've got a secret
2037
01:24:11,180 --> 01:24:14,217
- That's what I thought,
you feeble little idiots.
2038
01:24:14,250 --> 01:24:16,685
Get the fuck outta here.
2039
01:24:16,719 --> 01:24:18,554
* We got good music
2040
01:24:18,587 --> 01:24:19,488
* And you got to go
2041
01:24:19,522 --> 01:24:20,756
- Mandy, are you all right?
2042
01:24:20,789 --> 01:24:22,057
- I think so.
2043
01:24:23,259 --> 01:24:24,460
- Get outta here.
2044
01:24:24,493 --> 01:24:25,861
Go.
2045
01:24:25,894 --> 01:24:28,197
* All she can know
2046
01:24:28,231 --> 01:24:31,467
- What the fuck you
doin' here, pothead?
2047
01:24:31,500 --> 01:24:33,669
- Felt like pickin' on a
meat head for a change.
2048
01:24:33,702 --> 01:24:35,838
- Yeah, well, fuck
off, Wasilewski.
2049
01:24:35,871 --> 01:24:37,806
As you can see, you're
outta the picture.
2050
01:24:37,840 --> 01:24:40,243
You've lost your fuckin' mind.
2051
01:24:40,276 --> 01:24:43,146
You know what they say
about southern Callie girls.
2052
01:24:43,179 --> 01:24:46,615
You don't lose your girlfriend,
you just lose your turn.
2053
01:24:46,649 --> 01:24:48,351
Now it's my turn, bitch.
2054
01:24:48,384 --> 01:24:50,386
(spits)
2055
01:24:50,419 --> 01:24:52,821
(loud crack)
2056
01:24:54,157 --> 01:24:56,392
So, how'd you like
the smell of my shit?
2057
01:24:56,425 --> 01:24:57,460
- That was you?
2058
01:24:57,493 --> 01:24:59,495
You motherfucker.
2059
01:24:59,528 --> 01:25:01,730
(cheering)
2060
01:25:01,764 --> 01:25:04,800
("Are You The One?"
By The Presets)
2061
01:25:04,833 --> 01:25:09,305
(cracking)
(thudding)
2062
01:25:09,338 --> 01:25:10,806
* Creepin' around
2063
01:25:10,839 --> 01:25:12,675
* Quiet and darkness
- (mutters) homo.
2064
01:25:12,708 --> 01:25:13,842
* Place to be found
2065
01:25:13,876 --> 01:25:15,311
- You're fuckin' dead.
2066
01:25:15,344 --> 01:25:18,181
* Leavin' behind
the noisy crowds.
2067
01:25:18,214 --> 01:25:18,914
(thudding)
(groaning)
2068
01:25:18,947 --> 01:25:20,349
* It's been a while since
2069
01:25:20,383 --> 01:25:21,617
* You've come around
2070
01:25:21,650 --> 01:25:23,486
* So let's make it worth the
2071
01:25:23,519 --> 01:25:25,288
* Lights and the sounds
2072
01:25:25,321 --> 01:25:26,755
* Pills and the spills
2073
01:25:26,789 --> 01:25:28,891
* The drinks and the shouts
2074
01:25:28,924 --> 01:25:30,526
* It's turning out fine girl
2075
01:25:30,559 --> 01:25:32,528
(loud thud)
* What it's all about
2076
01:25:32,561 --> 01:25:33,629
* There's just one more thing
2077
01:25:33,662 --> 01:25:36,299
* I gotta find out
2078
01:25:36,332 --> 01:25:39,502
* Before we go too far
2079
01:25:39,535 --> 01:25:42,638
* What I wanna know,
what I wanna know
2080
01:25:42,671 --> 01:25:43,639
(loud grunt)
(thudding)
2081
01:25:43,672 --> 01:25:47,210
* What I wanna know is
2082
01:25:47,243 --> 01:25:49,345
* Are you the
2083
01:25:49,378 --> 01:25:51,314
- Go get that girl.
2084
01:25:51,347 --> 01:25:54,350
* Are you the one
2085
01:25:54,383 --> 01:25:56,385
* Are you the one
2086
01:25:56,419 --> 01:25:57,686
- [Andy] Mandy.
2087
01:26:00,389 --> 01:26:02,491
Mandy, can you please just
wait a second and listen to me?
2088
01:26:02,525 --> 01:26:03,926
- I'm going home.
2089
01:26:06,595 --> 01:26:08,431
- I'm a fucking idiot.
2090
01:26:10,366 --> 01:26:11,834
I was just afraid.
2091
01:26:11,867 --> 01:26:16,639
I was just afraid of
commitment, and I'm not anymore.
2092
01:26:16,672 --> 01:26:17,873
I want a future with you.
2093
01:26:17,906 --> 01:26:19,575
I just lost sight
of the big picture.
2094
01:26:19,608 --> 01:26:21,510
And I stopped thinking.
2095
01:26:24,747 --> 01:26:26,315
I don't know what to do.
2096
01:26:26,349 --> 01:26:27,416
I don't know what
to do when I'm not--
2097
01:26:27,450 --> 01:26:28,451
- Shh, Andy.
2098
01:26:30,986 --> 01:26:32,321
I need to go home.
2099
01:26:32,355 --> 01:26:35,224
- Well, can I at least walk you?
2100
01:26:37,793 --> 01:26:40,263
- I don't think so.
2101
01:26:40,296 --> 01:26:42,765
(thunder rolls)
2102
01:26:56,645 --> 01:26:57,713
- I love you.
2103
01:27:08,524 --> 01:27:09,825
- I love you, too.
2104
01:27:11,627 --> 01:27:15,564
("Punkrocker" by Teddybears)
2105
01:27:25,774 --> 01:27:29,878
* See me drivin' down the street
2106
01:27:32,915 --> 01:27:36,752
* I'm bored with looking good
2107
01:27:38,621 --> 01:27:39,555
(thunder rolls)
(lightning cracks)
2108
01:27:39,588 --> 01:27:43,559
* I got both hands off the wheel
2109
01:27:46,495 --> 01:27:49,665
* The cops are comin'
2110
01:27:52,468 --> 01:27:56,639
* I'm listening to
the music with no fear
2111
01:27:59,107 --> 01:28:03,479
* You can hear it
too if you're sincere
2112
01:28:06,582 --> 01:28:10,553
* 'Cause I'm a punk
rocker, yes I am
2113
01:28:13,055 --> 01:28:17,426
* Well I'm a punk
rocker, yes I am
2114
01:28:19,795 --> 01:28:23,966
* 'Cause I'm a punk
rocker, yes I am
2115
01:28:26,569 --> 01:28:30,739
* Well I'm a punk
rocker, yes I am
2116
01:28:33,509 --> 01:28:37,480
* I see you stagger
in the street
2117
01:28:40,449 --> 01:28:44,620
* And you can't
stay on your feet
2118
01:28:46,955 --> 01:28:51,326
* And you're faking
in your sleep
2119
01:28:54,096 --> 01:28:57,933
* You wish that you were deep
2120
01:29:00,135 --> 01:29:04,507
* But you can't hear
me laughing to myself
2121
01:29:06,909 --> 01:29:11,079
* If you could, you
would be someone else
2122
01:29:13,949 --> 01:29:18,120
* 'Cause I'm a punk
rocker, yes I am
2123
01:29:20,656 --> 01:29:24,827
* Well I'm a punk
rocker, yes I am
2124
01:29:27,630 --> 01:29:31,600
* 'Cause I'm a punk
rocker, yes I am
2125
01:29:34,169 --> 01:29:38,541
* Well I'm a punk
rocker, yes I am
2126
01:29:47,850 --> 01:29:51,854
* See me die on Bleecker Street
2127
01:29:54,723 --> 01:29:58,494
* I'm bored with being god
2128
01:30:01,530 --> 01:30:05,000
* See me sneering in my car
2129
01:30:08,604 --> 01:30:11,840
* I'm driving to my star
2130
01:30:14,743 --> 01:30:18,714
* I'm listening to
the music with no fear
2131
01:30:21,216 --> 01:30:25,588
* You can hear it
too if you're sincere
2132
01:30:28,624 --> 01:30:32,595
* 'Cause I'm a punk
rocker, yes I am
2133
01:30:35,163 --> 01:30:39,535
* Well I'm a punk
rocker, yes I am
2134
01:30:41,904 --> 01:30:46,074
* 'Cause I'm a punk
rocker, yes I am
2135
01:30:48,611 --> 01:30:52,781
* Well I'm a punk
rocker, yes I am
2136
01:30:55,651 --> 01:30:57,653
* 'Cause I'm a punk
rocker, yes I am *
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