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aah!
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Nice car.
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What are the odds?
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♪
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Hey, move it or lose it!
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There's no food left,
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And the dog got sprayed
by a skunk.
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d'oh!
Stupid imagination.
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♪
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Oh, why do we have to meet
the new neighbors now?
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It's the nfl preseason.
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The starters will be playing
for the whole first quarter.
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We have to meet
the new neighbors
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Before they hear about us
from the old neighbors.
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Hey, I have friends
in this neighborhood.
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There's the guy whose lawn
I used as a shortcut,
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The guy whose mailbox
crashed into our car,
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And mrs. Bad Halloween candy.
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If my candy is so bad,
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Why you take so much of it?
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Look, the people who know us
are a lost cause,
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But these new people
don't know us,
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So it is really important to me
to make a good impression.
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Oh, don't worry, mom,
my butt is clean
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And ready to be seen.
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Anne blackburn. Charmed.
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You're not upset?
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No. I'm thayer.
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So happy to leave the city
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And be around real people.
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yarr.
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Uh, yes!
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I'm marge, and this is homer.
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It's been so long
since I made a basket
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For people moving in.
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Hmm.
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Love this town.
Can't believe it has
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Three lard lad locations.
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Uh, one of those is police only,
so back off, pal.
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So, what do you do?
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Something that makes me
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Look like a nothing, I bet.
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Ha. I own a sports car
dealership
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In north springfield.
Hey, drop by anytime.
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I just had a fantasy
about this car.
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And dick van dyke.
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Well, my friend, perhaps I could
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Set you up with something.
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Those cars are expensive,
and we're still paying off
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My new spatula.
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Look, most people don't buy.
I don't care.
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Just pop in for a look,
stretch out,
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Chug a smartwater
in the front seat on us.
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Can I get a test drive
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In front of everyone
I went to high school with?
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Of course.
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Whoa-ho, that's quite a grip.
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See, marge? Strangling the boy
has paid off.
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Just kidding.
I don't do that anymore.
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Times have changed.
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Hey, do you play pickleball?
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Is that the game like tennis
but you don't have to run?
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Well, you do have
to move a little.
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-Then no.
-Aw, that's too bad,
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'cause where I play,
there's this great
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-Ice cream place
across the st...
-I'm in!
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Saturday at 2:00.
I will drive.
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And while the boys are
hanging out, marge,
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How about a massage?
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Sure, but I have to warn you,
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My fingers aren't that strong.
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No, no, we get massages
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While we chat through
the face holes, my treat.
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Listen, pal, if you're moving
into this neighborhood,
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There is one thing I've got
to warn you about.
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Howdily-doodily.
I brought bibles
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For the new arrivals.
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who's that stupid guy?
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Exactly.
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If you're being bullied,
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Just know it will get better.
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It will get better.
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And when you're older,
get rich
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And wedgie their egos.
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Nobody tries to bully me
into not bullying.
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Ow! I was just trying to
give you a high five.
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Nerd!
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Professor, you've taught me
a very important lesson.
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Adults can be nerds, too.
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-Nerd!
-I'm telling.
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Ah. Too late.
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Good one, nelson.
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Don't tell me what's good.
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Don't worry, milhouse,
that assembly taught me
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Just what to do.
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Nelson, I understand that
you're struggling, too.
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That's right, I am struggling...
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With your lack
of fountain rides.
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aah.
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♪ you wet your pants ♪
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♪ bart wet his pants. ♪
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You, keep the water coming.
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The rest of you, post video.
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Not vertical, landscape,
or you'll all get it.
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He's worse than ever.
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My presentations have made
bullies worse in every school.
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We hoped this time
would be different.
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Oy. Now what?
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It was nelson.
He's really out of control.
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attention, students.
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Be warned...
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Ow! My stamp-collecting arm.
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haw-haw.
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I think I might know a way
to help you.
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How are you gonna help me
with a bully?
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Yeah, lisa.
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You can't even squish a bug.
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that poor bug.
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It was a raisin.
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that poor raisin.
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It never should have
left fresno.
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you probably couldn't tell,
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But I've never played before.
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-I, um...
-Hold on.
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All right, I started to suspect
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When you tried to eat
the pickleball, homer.
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Nothing should be named food
that isn't food.
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well, I love hanging out
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With someone so straightforward.
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Confidentially, in my business,
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I meet a lot of frauds
and phonies.
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I hate phonies.
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At least I pretend to
because I think it's cool.
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So why are you
interested in me?
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Is it to sell me a car
I can't afford?
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No, I'm not like that, homer.
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These cars,
they sell themselves.
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I just want to be your friend.
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Well, uh...
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Eh... Um...
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I believe you.
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Could I drive it?
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homer?
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Yes?
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Are you ready for
the ride of your life?
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I was born ready.
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Then I lost interest
for a long time.
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But I'm ready now.
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D'oh!
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Now, no worries.
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Each lambuggini comes with a tub
of fatso grease.
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Just got to apply it.
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Ah.
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Wow. Wow!
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Well, don't look now, homer,
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But you just became
a lambo man.
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Come on, a loser like me? Never.
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Hey, now, would I give a loser
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A bottle of genuine
lambuggini wine?
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I would not.
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Wine from a car? Whoa.
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Don't you be getting
no fancy ideas, homer.
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You want to suckle booze,
you come to mama moe.
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Uh, the car can sense that
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You're having
an unpleasant thought.
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Oh, no, not fresh air!
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Why are you being so nice to me?
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Well, I like you, homer.
You live next door,
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And we love our house.
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Just needs a few tweaks.
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Tweaks, tweaks, tweaks,
tweaks, tweaks.
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And, uh, I really want us
to be friends.
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Well, I want to believe you.
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All right, I understand.
You're not sure.
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But there is another guy
who does want to be my buddy.
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another offer?
Is it serious?
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Oh, yeah. He's been circling
for a while.
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I said I'd get back to him
by 5:00.
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Okay, okay, friends it is.
I'll sign anything.
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You just became my lambro.
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I don't get it.
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Well, marge, you can have
your lennys and your carls,
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Little men with puny cars
to match.
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I found a new friend.
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And tomorrow anne and I
are gonna lunch.
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I use that as a verb now.
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♪ but you got to have friends ♪
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♪ the feeling's oh so... ♪
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Hey, chief, aren't you gonna
pull him over?
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Really? In this dodge charger
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With 260,000 miles?
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With a catalytic converter
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That's being stolen
as we speak?
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gotcha.
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♪ 'cause you got to have friends ♪
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♪ la, la, la, la, la, la, la-la-la ♪
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♪ friends ♪
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♪ that's right, you, oh, you, yeah, you ♪
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♪ I said you gotta have some ♪
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-♪ friends ♪
-♪ friends. ♪
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To the truest kind
of friendship there is:
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Couples friendship.
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couples friendship.
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Why aren't we friends
like that?
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Is it because you're a doctor
and I'm out of work?
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No, it's because we're not even
dining together.
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You just slid your table
closer to us.
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All right, I'll go,
but can I have your bread?
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Kirk, please.
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shut up. Grab the butter.
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Marge, can I take
this side of the bed?
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I want to be closer
to our new neighbors.
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I understand. Mm.
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they're doing a reno.
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Did you know
they're doing a reno?
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Well, he did mention something,
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And I might have
signed something,
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But it's not a complete
tear-down.
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Okay. Okay.
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He's leaving up one closet
for tax purposes.
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Hey!
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Hey, you want to keep it down,
lady? We're trying to work here.
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El contrato que firmó decía quedeberíamos empezar a las cinco.
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Don't give me your technical
construction talk.
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How long is this gonna take?
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Es difícil de decir, hay muchas variables.
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¿cuántas variables?
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¡ay, ay, ay! ¡ella habla español!
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So he wasn't trying
to sell you a car.
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He was trying to trick you
into agreeing to all of this.
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What? No. What? No. What?!
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I can't believe a car salesman
would lie to me.
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Well, you don't have to hit me
with a ton of bricks.
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look out below!
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Oh...
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Oh, don't make fun of me, lis.
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I'm so afraid of nelson,
I'm gonna use
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The kindergarten entrance.
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Oh, man, I miss kindergarten,
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When all the days were half,
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And all the milk was chocolate.
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Give me your lunch money.
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Why do you need lunch money?
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You guys go home for lunch.
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We can do this
the easy way,
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Or we can do it the easy way.
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That's it.
We're kindergarteners.
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We can use the regular entrance.
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I don't think mr. Nelson muntz
will be bothering you anymore.
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I have him right where
I want him.
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I learned all about
cyberbullying
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On an-idiot-says-what.Org.
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What?
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I have every embarrassing video
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Of him on file.
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Nelson, you been eating
my cherry lipstick again?
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I swear, it wasn't me.
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That counts as breakfast.
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I ain't afraid of you
or your bodyguard.
260
00:11:31,401 --> 00:11:32,442
Really?
261
00:11:32,444 --> 00:11:34,736
I've also got footage
of what you did
262
00:11:34,738 --> 00:11:36,571
To that wounded hummingbird.
263
00:11:36,573 --> 00:11:38,948
No!
264
00:11:38,950 --> 00:11:40,867
I may not have a daddy,
265
00:11:40,869 --> 00:11:43,411
But now you have a daddy.
266
00:11:43,413 --> 00:11:46,164
♪
267
00:11:51,254 --> 00:11:54,589
I can't believe he only
lasted two days.
268
00:12:00,013 --> 00:12:01,804
You win.
269
00:12:01,806 --> 00:12:04,474
How may I serve you, master?
270
00:12:04,476 --> 00:12:07,226
Give me your vest.
271
00:12:09,397 --> 00:12:12,648
-Is your shirt just drawn on?
-Yes.
272
00:12:16,905 --> 00:12:18,571
You said a few tweaks!
273
00:12:18,573 --> 00:12:20,531
That house is
a complete do-over!
274
00:12:20,533 --> 00:12:22,617
I'm sorry,
can you give me a minute here?
275
00:12:22,619 --> 00:12:25,787
Are you sure?
I'm about to spend $200,000.
276
00:12:25,789 --> 00:12:28,790
Homer, my friend, for you
I'll forego my commission.
277
00:12:28,792 --> 00:12:30,875
Gil, the sale's yours.
278
00:12:30,877 --> 00:12:32,126
Ha-cha!
279
00:12:32,128 --> 00:12:34,670
Old gil's finally gonna close.
280
00:12:34,672 --> 00:12:36,547
just need a pen.
281
00:12:36,549 --> 00:12:40,760
Who's got a pen?
waiting on that pen.
282
00:12:42,222 --> 00:12:43,971
Aw, I used to have a pen,
283
00:12:43,973 --> 00:12:45,973
But my wife got it
in the divorce.
284
00:12:45,975 --> 00:12:47,642
Hey, no pen, no sale.
285
00:12:47,644 --> 00:12:49,435
Aw, no, no, no!
286
00:12:49,437 --> 00:12:51,145
Dang it.
I would have been able
287
00:12:51,147 --> 00:12:53,105
To pay the rent on my shoes.
288
00:12:53,107 --> 00:12:54,941
Just tell me how long
your renovation
289
00:12:54,943 --> 00:12:56,526
Is really gonna take.
290
00:12:56,528 --> 00:12:58,402
Quite simply, it depends on
how long it takes
291
00:12:58,404 --> 00:13:01,197
The bathroom tile
to arrive from singapore.
292
00:13:01,199 --> 00:13:03,241
What the...?
I thought we were friends.
293
00:13:03,243 --> 00:13:05,034
We drove fast together.
294
00:13:05,036 --> 00:13:06,202
You know what,
you're right, homer.
295
00:13:06,204 --> 00:13:07,954
We'll reduce the noise,
we'll start later,
296
00:13:07,956 --> 00:13:09,247
And while we're working
on the house,
297
00:13:09,249 --> 00:13:11,666
Why don't you use
one of our lambos?
298
00:13:11,668 --> 00:13:13,125
Long as you want.
299
00:13:13,127 --> 00:13:16,128
Oh... My... Fob.
300
00:13:16,130 --> 00:13:18,756
so, uh, are we good?
301
00:13:18,758 --> 00:13:22,343
We are, but my wife might
take a little convincing.
302
00:13:22,345 --> 00:13:25,096
Just take her and the family
for a ride.
303
00:13:25,098 --> 00:13:26,722
But there isn't enough room
for the kids.
304
00:13:26,724 --> 00:13:27,807
Exactly.
305
00:13:27,809 --> 00:13:31,561
Oh...
306
00:13:31,563 --> 00:13:33,396
I don't get it.
307
00:13:36,442 --> 00:13:39,110
Shall I turn on
your seat warmer?
308
00:13:39,112 --> 00:13:41,487
Seat warmer?
What's that?
309
00:13:42,407 --> 00:13:43,990
Ooh. Oh.
310
00:13:43,992 --> 00:13:49,704
Well, I guess that renovation
has to end sometime.
311
00:13:50,707 --> 00:13:53,499
♪
312
00:13:54,711 --> 00:13:57,211
gross.
313
00:13:57,213 --> 00:14:00,006
It's worse than you think.
They're married...
314
00:14:00,008 --> 00:14:02,133
To each other!
315
00:14:02,135 --> 00:14:06,095
Ew. If I ever kiss
my husband, shoot me.
316
00:14:07,807 --> 00:14:10,892
Well, well, well,
nelson muntz.
317
00:14:10,894 --> 00:14:12,894
Do you have the juice box
I ordered?
318
00:14:12,896 --> 00:14:14,270
Right here, sir.
319
00:14:14,272 --> 00:14:16,480
Could you insert
the straw for me?
320
00:14:16,482 --> 00:14:19,108
Of course, sir.
Right away, sir.
321
00:14:19,110 --> 00:14:22,403
Now, you know what to do.
322
00:14:23,740 --> 00:14:26,115
Haw-haw!
323
00:14:26,117 --> 00:14:28,784
my computer is frozen.
324
00:14:28,786 --> 00:14:30,411
Nelson's out of my control.
325
00:14:30,413 --> 00:14:31,746
What did you do?
326
00:14:31,748 --> 00:14:34,373
I found my own nerd.
327
00:14:36,544 --> 00:14:37,919
Hubert wong?
328
00:14:37,921 --> 00:14:39,378
I thought we were buddies.
329
00:14:39,380 --> 00:14:42,632
He made a compelling case
when he put my face in a toilet.
330
00:14:42,634 --> 00:14:45,801
I'm gonna beat you
like a hopi spirit drum.
331
00:14:45,803 --> 00:14:48,137
good reference, lisa.
332
00:14:48,139 --> 00:14:51,015
If it were the celebration
of the nasanmuya moon,
333
00:14:51,017 --> 00:14:52,808
Which it definitely is not.
334
00:14:52,810 --> 00:14:55,227
Ooh.
335
00:14:55,229 --> 00:14:56,771
♪ well, he walked up to me ♪
336
00:14:56,773 --> 00:15:00,024
♪ and he asked me if I wanted to dance ♪
337
00:15:02,403 --> 00:15:03,986
♪ he looked kind of nice ♪
338
00:15:03,988 --> 00:15:07,239
♪ so I said I might take a chance. ♪
339
00:15:09,077 --> 00:15:11,494
And now, for your entertainment,
340
00:15:11,496 --> 00:15:13,788
Groundskeeper willie
will try to catch
341
00:15:13,790 --> 00:15:15,790
A greased martin.
342
00:15:15,792 --> 00:15:18,501
♪ and when he walked me home that night ♪
343
00:15:18,503 --> 00:15:21,712
♪ all the stars were shining bright ♪
344
00:15:21,714 --> 00:15:23,339
♪ and then he kissed me. ♪
345
00:15:32,850 --> 00:15:35,810
Oh, my god.
346
00:15:35,812 --> 00:15:37,645
It blocks out all our light.
347
00:15:41,734 --> 00:15:43,275
I'll handle this.
348
00:15:44,570 --> 00:15:45,903
hello, you've reached thayer.
349
00:15:45,905 --> 00:15:46,904
Listen, you charming--
350
00:15:46,906 --> 00:15:48,114
We're doing some minor touch-ups
351
00:15:48,116 --> 00:15:49,573
On casa de blackburn,
352
00:15:49,575 --> 00:15:51,075
So we're getting away from the dust
353
00:15:51,077 --> 00:15:52,618
And the nightmare of it all...
354
00:15:52,620 --> 00:15:55,454
in bora bora. See you in six weeks.
355
00:15:56,666 --> 00:15:58,249
-Bora?
-Bora?!
356
00:16:00,795 --> 00:16:02,294
What do we do now?
357
00:16:02,296 --> 00:16:04,005
What neighbors have done
during construction
358
00:16:04,007 --> 00:16:06,132
Since the time of the pharaohs:
359
00:16:06,134 --> 00:16:07,925
Sit and mutter.
360
00:16:10,471 --> 00:16:14,140
no good, two-bit
charming son of a gun...
361
00:16:14,142 --> 00:16:16,091
Muttering, eh?
Can I join you?
362
00:16:16,093 --> 00:16:17,977
I brought my muttering chair.
363
00:16:17,979 --> 00:16:21,397
-No.
-You stupid, ungrateful...
364
00:16:35,872 --> 00:16:36,954
Hubert wong.
365
00:16:36,956 --> 00:16:39,665
Lisa simpson.
It's on.
366
00:16:39,667 --> 00:16:41,042
Nerdo y nerdo.
367
00:16:41,044 --> 00:16:43,335
It's nerdo a nerdo.
368
00:16:43,337 --> 00:16:45,254
Only a nerdo would know that.
369
00:16:45,256 --> 00:16:48,466
A nerda!
And it is on.
370
00:16:54,515 --> 00:16:55,681
Why'd you stop?
371
00:16:55,683 --> 00:16:58,225
I just realized this
extracurricular activity
372
00:16:58,227 --> 00:17:00,269
Would look bad
on a college application.
373
00:17:00,271 --> 00:17:03,022
Wha...? Are you also
thinking détente?
374
00:17:03,024 --> 00:17:05,274
I was actually thinking
"entente."
375
00:17:05,276 --> 00:17:07,902
Whoa, moving a little
fast there, lisa.
376
00:17:07,904 --> 00:17:11,363
Nerds. What have they ever
contributed to society?
377
00:17:11,365 --> 00:17:14,450
Siri, tell me one thing
that nerds have ever done.
378
00:17:14,452 --> 00:17:17,578
They created me to answer everyone's questions.
379
00:17:17,580 --> 00:17:18,913
It's a living hell.
380
00:17:18,915 --> 00:17:20,623
Hmm, you know,
I can't even remember
381
00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:21,832
What they're fighting over.
382
00:17:21,834 --> 00:17:23,042
Want to go on the teeter-totter?
383
00:17:23,044 --> 00:17:24,835
Meh, why not?
384
00:17:24,837 --> 00:17:27,171
♪ seesaw, marjorie daw ♪
385
00:17:27,173 --> 00:17:29,340
♪ jack shall have a new master ♪
386
00:17:29,342 --> 00:17:31,509
♪ he shall make but a penny a day ♪
387
00:17:31,511 --> 00:17:34,178
♪ 'cause he can't move any faster. ♪
388
00:17:34,180 --> 00:17:36,430
Ah, the old seesaw chant.
389
00:17:36,432 --> 00:17:37,723
When they're finished,
do you want to join me
390
00:17:37,725 --> 00:17:38,891
For an up-and-down?
391
00:17:38,893 --> 00:17:40,101
Get away from me.
392
00:17:47,110 --> 00:17:48,359
There's nothing we can do?
393
00:17:48,361 --> 00:17:51,070
We can't stop them?
We can't sell?
394
00:17:51,072 --> 00:17:53,739
And god forbid
we burn their house down.
395
00:17:53,741 --> 00:17:55,116
Just putting that out there.
396
00:17:55,118 --> 00:17:57,535
-We could never do that.
-No.
397
00:17:58,913 --> 00:18:01,747
Although fires are easy
to blame on grampa.
398
00:18:03,543 --> 00:18:04,708
Just putting that out there.
399
00:18:04,710 --> 00:18:07,294
You put everything out there
but the trash.
400
00:18:07,296 --> 00:18:09,213
Maybe you could do the trash.
401
00:18:09,215 --> 00:18:11,006
-Just putting--
-don't say it.
402
00:18:11,008 --> 00:18:12,716
We have an answer.
403
00:18:12,718 --> 00:18:14,835
Wait, you guys are friends now?
404
00:18:14,837 --> 00:18:16,887
I've learned everything there is
to learn about lisa.
405
00:18:16,889 --> 00:18:19,473
It made me realize if someone
doesn't help her family,
406
00:18:19,475 --> 00:18:21,684
And soon, she's gonna
go off the rails
407
00:18:21,686 --> 00:18:23,102
In a very bad way.
408
00:18:23,104 --> 00:18:25,938
And I've learned that hubert
is desperate for approval,
409
00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:28,190
So I can control him
with pumpkin stickers.
410
00:18:28,192 --> 00:18:30,151
Gimme, gimme, gimme.
411
00:18:30,153 --> 00:18:32,194
Yes. I matter.
412
00:18:32,196 --> 00:18:34,196
Anyway, when I was doxing
your daughter,
413
00:18:34,198 --> 00:18:35,906
I learned a very
interesting thing
414
00:18:35,908 --> 00:18:37,032
About this street.
415
00:18:37,034 --> 00:18:39,034
Your home sits on the site
416
00:18:39,036 --> 00:18:41,871
Where jebediah springfield
founded this town.
417
00:18:41,873 --> 00:18:45,207
Eh, we better stop here
'cause the horses are dead.
418
00:18:46,043 --> 00:18:48,002
Spring, field?
419
00:18:48,004 --> 00:18:50,379
We'll call it fieldspring.
420
00:18:50,381 --> 00:18:53,132
So this street is
a historical landmark.
421
00:18:53,134 --> 00:18:56,302
All their renovations
are not permitted.
422
00:18:56,304 --> 00:18:57,970
Parenthetically, homer,
423
00:18:57,972 --> 00:18:59,722
You can never
fix your house again.
424
00:18:59,724 --> 00:19:01,056
Win-win!
425
00:19:07,523 --> 00:19:11,025
Attention. I am here
to return a car.
426
00:19:11,027 --> 00:19:13,277
Homer, buddy, I thought
we were friends.
427
00:19:13,279 --> 00:19:14,987
I've learned that
my only true friends
428
00:19:14,989 --> 00:19:17,156
Are those tragic souls at moe's.
429
00:19:17,158 --> 00:19:20,159
Now go fob yourself!
430
00:19:21,871 --> 00:19:23,704
Well, I guess I made
a mistake, homer.
431
00:19:23,706 --> 00:19:26,624
I thought you were a lambo man.
432
00:19:26,626 --> 00:19:28,751
News flash. I was wrong.
433
00:19:28,753 --> 00:19:30,669
You know,
I've learned something.
434
00:19:30,671 --> 00:19:34,215
There's no such thing
as a "lambo man,"
435
00:19:34,217 --> 00:19:37,176
Just rich jerks
with stupid cars.
436
00:19:37,178 --> 00:19:38,469
Oh, my god, he's right.
437
00:19:38,471 --> 00:19:41,680
This doesn't make my junk
look any bigger.
438
00:19:41,682 --> 00:19:42,973
You know what? Forget it.
439
00:19:42,975 --> 00:19:45,351
I'm gonna date somebody
my own age.
440
00:19:49,523 --> 00:19:52,733
When you have love,
you don't need a fancy car.
441
00:20:02,203 --> 00:20:04,203
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442
00:20:04,205 --> 00:20:06,372
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443
00:20:06,374 --> 00:20:08,207
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444
00:20:08,209 --> 00:20:09,625
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445
00:20:15,216 --> 00:20:18,676
Someday, young man,
this will all be yours.
446
00:20:21,847 --> 00:20:24,139
♪
447
00:20:28,688 --> 00:20:31,730
that spot became many things over the years.
448
00:20:31,732 --> 00:20:34,149
An outhouse, a speakeasy.
449
00:20:34,151 --> 00:20:36,026
Six witches were burned in the front yard
450
00:20:36,028 --> 00:20:37,653
In the 1940s.
451
00:20:37,655 --> 00:20:39,989
Then it was the home of a radical cult,
452
00:20:39,991 --> 00:20:41,573
Reagan campaign headquarters,
453
00:20:41,575 --> 00:20:43,367
Which was swallowed by a sinkhole
454
00:20:43,369 --> 00:20:45,035
And then spat back out.
455
00:20:45,037 --> 00:20:47,538
And finally, the home of the simpsons.
456
00:20:56,257 --> 00:20:58,465
What are you looking at?!
457
00:21:31,584 --> 00:21:33,542
Shh.
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