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This programme contains
very strong language
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from the outset and throughout.
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Please be aware that this programme
also contains scenes of suicide.
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♪ ROBOCOBRA QUARTET: Wellness
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♪ It's 7:00am
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♪ I wake after having had on average
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♪ Seven hours and 41 minutes sleep
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♪ I've analysed my sleep
over the years
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♪ And found this is
the perfect amount for me
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♪ I often got to Hyde Park,
take off my shoes
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♪ And stare at the sun
for 20 minutes
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♪ Being barefoot grounds me
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♪ And I receive electrons
from the Earth
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♪ I sun-stare because the UV rays
aren't toxic in my eyes
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♪ The first hour after sunrise
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♪ And it resets my circadian rhythms
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♪ 8:30
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♪ Turn on my human charger
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♪ A device that shines light
into my ear and gives me energy...
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Big day today?
Yep!
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♪ At some point between meetings
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♪ I try to have a shot
of activated charcoal
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♪ They sell it out of Pret now
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♪ Mm, we're so blessed in Britain
Cheers buddy.
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I love you! Seamus!
Seamus!
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Hey you.
Seamus?
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I just wanted to say a quick hello-
Oh yeah! Sure, let's do this.
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Ok, here we go... Smile!
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Have a good day, you.
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Seamus!
Hey, buddy.
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There's lots of-Sorry...
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Seamus.
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They said we've got
to have it out by Thursday.
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Seamus!
Hey, Tim!
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Seamus!
Ah-ha-ha!
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Ndidi.
Hi.
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Uh, have you two already met?
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Sort of. I'm Ndidi.
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Your producer.
Oh, hi!
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God. I'm sorry,
I thought you were a...
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I thought you were a fan!
Oh no, I am a fan!
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But I'm-I'm also a producer!
Agh!
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I feel like a dick!
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Right, come on!
Yeah, yeah.
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That's it so far.
Seamus O'Hannigan's TV show.
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It's fucking amazing!
When can I tweet about it?
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We're officially announcing at noon.
And there's been a change
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in location too. I don't know
if your agent's told you.
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No?
We're broadcasting from somewhere
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a bit different from the norm.
It's really exciting.
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Somewhere you know very well.
Begins with an I.
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Islington! Woo!
I won't even need a driver!
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No, no, no, no Ireland.
Northern Ireland.
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Belfast, to be precise.
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Belfast?
We thought you'd be happy.
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Isn't that where you're from?
Um...
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Well, my-my mum was, yeah,
but I...
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I haven't been back for years.
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It's not ideal, but you only have
to be there one or two days a week.
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We're under pressure to produce
more content from outside London.
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It was Belfast or Cardiff,
so we thought with your background-
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This is good.
I'm... No, I'm-I'm happy.
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Give me a chance to...
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"get back in touch wit' me roots".
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♪ YOUNG SPENCER:
Straight Outta Belfast
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♪ Straight out of Belfast
and I'm bringing the boys
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♪ I got on Luca on the beat,
we're bringing the noise
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♪ In the north, west,
south, and the east
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♪ I've reds, blues,
orange and greens
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♪ In the Woodvale, Oldpark, GC, BS
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♪ Screaming skulls and the SRD
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♪ Ah, in the west,
Poleglass and Twinbrook
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♪ Ah, down Divis that be
spinning the wheels
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♪ Ain't no ah can do what we do
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♪ Bombing MD...
Fuck it.
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♪ ..Keeper lit ya cunt, yee. ♪
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Damaged goods.
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Janet?
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I'll keep this brief, Janet.
You'll keep what brief?
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What I'm about to say to you.
What are you about to say?
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I'm about to say it
if you'll let me speak-
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Oh, I wouldn't call this brief.
Stop it!
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Stop everything you're doing.
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The swearing, lateness, stealing-
I don't swear.
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You swore at Jason.
He provoked me.
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Why, what did he say?
"Good morning"
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So, he said "good morning"
and you said...
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"Suck a fucking dick"?
Who says "good morning" anyway?
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I mean, what does he think he is?
A fucking Disney princess?!
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He's lucky I didn't punch him.
Janet, I do not enjoy firing people.
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But if you keep going like this-
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll stop it.
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I'll stop everything.
Yeah. Take the rest of the day off.
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Come in tomorrow with a new attitude.
I'll do it tonight.
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Do what?
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How's your mental health these days?
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Suck a fucking dick, Philip.
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The issue of setting up a truth
and Reconciliation Commission...
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The visiting group of senators
will be talking to the leaders
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of all the main parties
to try to find a way forward...
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Join me, Seamus O'Hannigan,
for a brand-new current affairs show
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broadcasting live
from Belfast this Sunday.
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This Sunday with Seamus O'Hannigan.
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We'll be talking to the UK's
leading politicians and asking them
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the questions you want answered.
So join us this Sunday for
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This Sunday with Seamus O'Hannigan,
with me, Seamus O'Hannigan.
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Cut!
It's a bit repetitive isn't it?
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Yeah...
A few too many "This Sundays".
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Yeah.
And too many "Seamus O'Hannigans"?
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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Yeah, maybe.
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Ndidi.
Yeah?
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Ndidi?
Yeah.
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Er...
Sorry. Thanks.
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Are these... Are these new pages?
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I thought you'd missed
- some important points.
- Yeah.
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Let's not bring up suicide,
shall we?
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We don't want to lose our audience
in the first week.
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Northern Ireland has one of
the highest suicide rates in the UK.
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I thought we should at least-
Look, I get it Ndidi. You're...
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keen to make a mark.
But, um, hey,
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I've been doing this a long time.
So, let me try something, OK?
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What is unemployment?
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Wikipedia defines unemployment as
"the situation of actively
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looking for employment whilst not
currently being employed".
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Like these "lads"
you see standing next me.
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Here, in this divided city,
still reeling
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from the collective national trauma
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of the conflict known as
"The Troubles".
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You can sense the legacy of violence
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still resting
on their young shoulders.
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Now, to you or I
they may seem desperate,
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dangerous, criminal, even.
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- Hello!
- Fuck off.
These young men...
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Dickhead.
Seek only one thing...
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Hope.
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Jesus fucking Christ!
Who are you calling dangerous?
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I wasn't actually calling you-
God! Everyone calm down.
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No! Stop it!
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We have permission to film!
Blah!
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Help! Jesus!
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Please, get off him!
Call the police!
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Leave me alone! Leave me alone!
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Help!
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Seamus!
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There he is! Get after him!
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Fuck.
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Little shits!
Come here! Come back!
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We only want to talk to you
about your TV show.
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Fuck!
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Grab those legs!
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Help me!
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You saved my life.
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You saved mine.
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Fucking prick!
They took my phone. Wait!
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Can I just come in and, um...
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Please, er, can I call a taxi?
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Can a girl
not kill herself in peace today?!
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And as we enter
this year's marching season,
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tensions are rising
throughout the province...
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I'm fucking drenched.
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Fucking all over you.
Look at the state of yous.
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Fuckin' all over me.
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Of parades
but as yet no consensus has been...
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fighting this battle for...
starting to hot up,
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but the red team and the blue team
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are trying to make
a profit of their own.
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Hello. Hi.
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Um, listen, would you...
would you mind if I wait inside?
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It's just there's still
some rather...
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unsavoury characters out there
and, um...
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Do you wanna watch TV?
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Y-Y-Yeah, yeah?
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There's nothing on.
Oh?
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Oh! Shit my phone!
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How long did they say they'd be?
The taxi?
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Yeah.
Um... Oh, er, about...
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20 minutes, so not long.
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No.
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Not long at all.
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You hungry?
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It's just toast.
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I wasn't planning
on having dinner tonight.
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So...
why do you want to kill yourself?
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What brings you to Belfast?
Oh, um...
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I'm, uh, presenting a TV series.
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You're presenting?
Yes.
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A TV series?
Yes.
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You're presenting?
Yes.
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A TV series?
Yes.
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Are you a TV presenter?
Yeah.
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Fuck off!
That was quite sore actually.
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Are you famous?
Er, well kind of.
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Ow.
Could you stop hitting me please?
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Fuck! A famous TV presenter!
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In my kitchen!
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Do you really not know who I am?
No.
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I thought you did the way you were
looking at me in the bedroom.
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I wasn't looking at you
- in the bedroom.
- You were.
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You were looking at me
- in the mirror.
- I don't know
what you're talking about.
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If anything, you were looking at me.
How would you know
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I was looking at you
unless you were looking at me?
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What's your TV show called?
Uh, it's called
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This Sunday with Seamus O'Hannigan.
Who's Seamus O'Hannigan?
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Well, I am. Oh.
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What other TV shows
- have you presented?
- Uh...
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Well... Well, technically...
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OK, I came from radio-
You're not actually a TV presenter.
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Well, I mean
I've guest presented things.
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I've been a panellist
on other shows.
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What kind of shows?
The Politics Hour.
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Never heard of it.
Politics Today?
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Nope.
The Political Notebook?
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I don't really follow politics.
That's probably why
you haven't heard of me.
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Probably cos you're not really
- famous.
- But I am quite famous.
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But not famous like Charlotte Crosby
- or Stacey Solomon.
- Who are they?
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Geordie Shore?
Who's Geordie Shore?
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Oh no, don't worry, don't worry,
I-I'll look them up.
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Oh, fucking hell, my phone!
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How do you not know
who Stacey Solomon is?
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X Factor? I'm a Celebrity?
Celebrity Juice?
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Celebrity Gogglebox?
Oh jeez, you mean Reality TV?
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Jesus Christ, no. I mean,
that's just for ignorant morons
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who'd be better off shooting
themselves in the fucking face.
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No offence.
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That'll be your taxi.
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Yeah...
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Uh... Listen, are you gonna be ok?
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Fuck!
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Oh fuck! Oh shit!
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Fuck, fuck, oh fuck.
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Fuck, oh shit.
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Oh? Oh fuck!
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Oh.
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Fucking hell!
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What are you doing here?
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I thought you were trying
to kill yourself again.
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I'm eating a bar of chocolate.
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Would you mind calling me a taxi?
Again?
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Please?
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Er, no, that's dead on.
I'll try someone else.
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I've rang every taxi firm
in East Belfast.
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They're all booked up.
You won't get a cab for hours.
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Oh... fuck.
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Is-Is there no one else you can try?
Look, mate, I'm not doing this
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all night!
Sorry, yeah. Ok. Well, thanks...
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I can walk, I suppose.
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Thanks for trying.
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You're welcome to stay the night.
Oh. Uh, well...
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Obviously, I don't mean-
No, I know, no I mean I-
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It's just it's late, you know-
I didn't think you meant anything.
251
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Anyway, the offer's there.
I appreciate it.
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It's not an offer of anything
- more than a bed.
- Right. Right.
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Oh and when I say bed, you know,
I don't mean, fucking-Gotcha.
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You can sleep on the sofa. Thanks.
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Woo-hoo!
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Yeah!
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So, do I have to worry about
an irate husband
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coming home and finding
a strange man on his sofa?
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My husband's dead.
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Oh. Sorry.
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He died two months ago.
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Is that why you're depressed?
Who said I was depressed?
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Oh, um, well you were...
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You were trying to ki... Uh...
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I'd prefer not to talk about it. OK.
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It's just, it-it's good to talk
about these things. You know.
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It's good to... It can be helpful
to get them off your chest.
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And I'm-I'm a very good listener.
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Well, actually-
In fact, I-I-I once interviewed
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the former Archbishop of Canterbury,
Rowan Williams, and he said...
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he said, it was the best interview
he's ever done because...
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because I'm such a good listener.
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Yeah, it might be good
- to talk about it, actually.
- Yeah.
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Yeah...
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So, how did he die?
I killed him.
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What?
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I murdered him. Oh...
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It was a sex game gone wrong.
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I was dominating him
and I took it too far.
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I shoved a... what do you call it?
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It's like a...
it's like a vibrator, but it...
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it doesn't vibrate.
A dildo?
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- Dildo?
- Yeah.
Yeah, a dildo.
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Yeah, I shoved a dildo
down his throat and he, um...
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he choked on it.
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He choked on a dildo.
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Mm.
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I'm joking.
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Fu...
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He left me for another woman.
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Sleep tight.
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Hi.
Jesus Christ!
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I couldn't sleep in my room
because of the broken window.
294
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Yeah.
It's too cold.
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00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:07,080
Hiya.
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Hi.
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Better get ready for work.
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'This Sunday with...'
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'Hello and welcome
to the very first... very first...
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Oh shit. Come on.
This Sunday with Seamus...
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Hello we're in Belfast live for...'
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Morning.
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00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,599
You alright?
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00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:44,559
Yeah, just... just a bit nervous.
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00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:46,639
About this interview.
What interview?
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I'm interviewing the, uh...
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the Secretary of State
for Work and Pensions.
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You know, when I'm nervous I sing.
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Sorry, you what?
I made up this wee song
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and I sing it to myself
whenever I feel nervous.
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Come on, let's hear it then.
312
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:06,439
No, I don't think so.
Come on sing the song.
313
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:08,519
No, I'm not singing it.
Please sing the song.
314
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:10,999
I'm not singing it.
It really... I wanna hear-
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00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:14,959
Don't be nervous.
Nerves are for dickheads.
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00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:18,719
So, if you're nervous
that makes you a dickhead
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00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:23,239
So, don't be...
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00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:25,280
fucking nervous.
319
00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:29,039
- Wow!
- I knew you wouldn't
fucking appreciate it.
320
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:31,039
No, no, it's not that,
it's just, it's like,
321
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:33,919
let's be honest,
- it doesn't rhyme at all.
- So?
322
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:35,759
Well, I mean, there's no tune.
323
00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:38,240
I mean, you couldn't
categorise it as a song.
324
00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:42,960
Well, it's worked though, hasn't it?
How?
325
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:46,760
It's... You're not worrying anymore.
326
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:04,719
Yeah.
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00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:06,879
♪ RYAN MCMULLAN: RUTHLESS CUPID
328
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:09,400
♪ Don't wanna leave
but I gotta go home
329
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:13,159
♪ Where'd you come from,
where did you go?
330
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:16,519
♪ I don't recall ever feeling so low
331
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:20,279
♪ Washed up and burned out,
30 years old
332
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:22,999
♪ I'm holding out
for a little romance
333
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:26,119
♪ But nobody's ever said
"shut up and dance"
334
00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:29,399
♪ Like the way that you did babe
335
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:33,920
♪ Yeah, you made me feel something
336
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,799
What?
♪ Oh, honey come back
337
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:41,000
♪ You never told me your name
338
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:47,159
♪ What kind of game
have you got me in?
339
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:50,039
♪ Whatever it is, I'd let you win
340
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:53,479
♪ Oh, now I see you
with some other guy
341
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:56,079
♪ Washed up and pissed off...
If you can't stand the heat,
342
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:58,399
then get out of the kitchen.
I hope you've enjoyed
343
00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:00,439
this first show as much as I have.
344
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:02,880
Thanks for joining us.
See you next Sunday.
345
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:09,399
Keep her lit, Seamus.
346
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:11,799
Well done Seamus,
that was brilliant.
347
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:14,359
We love you Seamus!
348
00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:17,759
Get on Seamus.
349
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:21,000
♪ Oh, honey come back,
you never told me your name
350
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,559
Good morning.
351
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:30,039
♪ I should've known
it would always end up this way
352
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:33,479
♪ Oh, Cupid, you're ruthless
353
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:36,799
♪ Oh, Cupid, I'm just stupid
354
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:40,920
♪ But Cupid,
this goose chase ain't over yet. ♪
355
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:55,519
Ladies and Gentlemen,
356
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:58,159
we are experiencing a little
turbulence coming into London.
357
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:00,079
Please remain in your seats
as the captain has
358
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:01,800
put on
the fasten your seatbelt sign.
359
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:12,879
Don't be nervous.
360
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:14,680
Nerves are for dickheads.
361
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:20,199
So, if you're nervous,
it makes you a dickhead.
362
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:23,719
So, don't be...
363
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:25,760
fucking nervous.
364
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,680
Huh.
365
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:53,479
Seamus?
I thought you were still in Ireland.
366
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:55,479
I just got back.
367
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:57,199
Oh my God,
what happened to your face?
368
00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:59,639
I was attacked by a gang of thugs
in Belfast.
369
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:02,080
Why didn't you call me?
They stole my phone.
370
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:04,760
Hi.
Hi.
371
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:09,959
Did-Did you still do the show?
Didn't you watch it?
372
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:12,439
Sorry, I actually
was filming all night.
373
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:14,560
Did you see my interview
in The Observer?
374
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:51,519
They mentioned you a lot.
Me? It's not about me.
375
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:55,039
You're a totally brilliant actor
in your own right.
376
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:57,640
I'm so sick of this
patriarchal bullshit!
377
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:03,480
Shall we go for dinner?
378
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,040
♪ THE VACCINES: If You Wanna
379
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:29,679
♪ Well, I don't want to wake up
in the morning
380
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:33,119
♪ But I've got to face the day
381
00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:34,999
♪ That's what all the friends
382
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:39,560
♪ I do not like as much as you say
383
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:43,199
♪ I don't want
to do things independently
384
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:46,159
♪ But I can't make you stay
385
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:48,119
♪ That's what all the friends
386
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:52,440
♪ I do not like as much as you say
387
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:58,919
♪ But if you wanna come back
it's alright, it's alright
388
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:01,919
♪ It's alright if you wanna come back
389
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:05,199
♪ Do you wanna come back?
It's alright, it's alright
390
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:09,120
♪ It's alright
if you wanna come back to me
391
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:15,799
♪ Alone
392
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:18,760
♪ All alone
393
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:25,039
♪ I, I am on my own
394
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:27,479
♪ Alone
395
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:31,239
♪ All alone
396
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:36,479
♪ I, I am on my own
397
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:39,999
♪ But if you wanna come back
it's alright, it's alright
398
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,559
♪ It's alright
if you wanna come back
399
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:45,719
♪ Do you wanna come back?
It's alright, it's alright
400
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:49,040
♪ It's alright
if you wanna come back to me
401
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:03,239
♪ But do you wanna come back?
It's alright, it's alright
402
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:05,799
♪ It's alright
if you wanna come back
403
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:08,959
♪ Do you wanna come back?
It's alright, it's alright
404
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:11,559
♪ It's alright
if you wanna come back
405
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:14,799
♪ Do you wanna come back?
It's alright, it's alright
406
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:17,319
♪ It's alright
if you wanna come back
407
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:20,639
♪ Do you wanna come back?
It's alright, it's alright
408
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:24,520
♪ It's alright
if you wanna come back to me. ♪
409
00:30:57,160 --> 00:31:00,440
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