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( rock music playing )
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MANCATION
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♪ SWEAT, BABY, SWEAT, BABY,SEX IS A TEXAS DROUGHT ♪
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♪ ME AND YOU DOTHE KIND OF STUFF ♪
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♪ THAT ONLY PRINCEWOULD SING ABOUT ♪
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♪ SO PUT YOUR HANDSDOWN MY PANTS ♪
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♪ AND I'LL BETYOU'LL FEEL NUTS ♪
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♪ YES, I'M SISKEL,YES, I'M EBERT ♪
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♪ AND YOU'RE GETTINGTWO THUMBS UP ♪
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♪ YOU'VE HAD ENOUGHOF TWO-HAND TOUCH ♪
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♪ YOU WANT IT ROUGH,YOU'RE OUT OF BOUNDS ♪
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♪ I WANT YOU SMOTHERED,WANT YOU COVERED ♪
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♪ LIKE MY WAFFLE HOUSEHASH BROWNS ♪
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♪ COMING QUICKER THAN FED EX,NEVER REACHING APEX ♪
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♪ JUST LIKE COCA-COLA STOCKYOU ARE INCLINED ♪
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♪ TO MAKE ME RISEAN HOUR EARLY ♪
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- ♪ JUST LIKEDAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME ♪-♪ Do it now
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♪ YOU AND ME, BABY,AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT MAMMALS ♪
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♪ SO LET'S DO IT LIKE THEY DOON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL... ♪
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OH, THAT'S WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT!
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- SHOCK DEW!
- YES!
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- ( groans )
- KEEP 'EM COMING, SWEETHEART.
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- ( laughs )
- WHAT'S UP?
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YOU WANNA GO, GRIMACE?
YOU FEEL STRONG?
LET'S DO THIS.
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- I AIN'T SCARED OF YOU.
- COME ON, SIT DOWN. RELAX.
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- ALL RIGHT.
- DON'T THINK I CAN TAKE
THE BIG BLUE OX OVER THERE?
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- OKAY, LET'S GO.
WE'VE GOT SHOTS TO DO HERE.
- FUCK THAT GUY.
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ALL RIGHT.
GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE
ASSEMBLED HERE TONIGHT
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TO CELEBRATE VINCE,
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EVEN THOUGH MY WEDDING
AND MARRIAGE WAS PRETTY MUCH
NOT ENJOYABLE
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AND I TRY TO FORGET IT
AS MUCH AS I POSSIBLY CAN.
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ADAM OVER HERE OBVIOUSLY WILL
PROBABLY NEVER GET MARRIED.
IS THAT RIGHT, ADAM?
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I WOULD MUCH SOONER
CUT MY OWN DICK OFF
WITH A RUSTY PIE TIN.
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- AH. YOU'RE A POET.
- Man: ALL RIGHT.
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MARRIAGE IS
A LOT OF WORK
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AND ANYTIME
THAT YOU NEED ANY HELP--
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AND YOU KNOW,
I MEAN HELP WITH CYNDI--
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I AM HERE TO ROUND OUT
THE TRAIN ON HER.
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- ( all laugh )
- I'M JUST MESSING WITH YOU.
REALLY SERIOUSLY,
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SHE'S A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN,
AN AMAZING WOMAN.
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NOW WHEN WE HAD
THE REHEARSAL DINNER,
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SHE ACTUALLY TOLD ME THAT
NOTHING TURNS HER ON MORE
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THAN A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED
CLEVELAND STEAMER.
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- OH, COME ON.
- THAT'S ROMANTIC. THAT'S--
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- YOU'RE THE WORST!
- OH, BUT NO, SERIOUSLY, REALLY,
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'RE A FINE MAN
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- WITH A VERY SMALL PENIS.
- THANK YOU.
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- TO VINCE!
- TO VINCE.
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YEAH,
BACHELOR FUCKING PARTY!
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OH, REALLY?
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LOVELY LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN,
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CLUB RISQUE WOULD LIKE
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TO WELCOME
A VERY SPECIAL GUEST
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- IN OUR V.I.P.
SECTION THIS EVENING.
- THAT'S NOT GOOD.
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- I HAVE NOTHING
TO DO WITH THAT.
- HE'S GETTING
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- MARRIED IN THE MORNING.
- Crowd: BOO!
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Emcee:
COME ON, COME ON.
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- I KNOW.
HE'S A FUCKING MORON.
- Man #2: YEAH!
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BUT HIS FRIENDS
HAVE DECIDED
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TO MAKE SURE THAT THIS
IS HIS LAST NIGHT OF--
AND I QUOTE--
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"BEING WAIST-DEEP IN POON
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LIKE HE'S FLY-FISHING
FOR THAT SHIT."
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- THAT'S ME.
- SO, MR. VINCENT REYNOLDS,
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SIT BACK AND ENJOY
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THE LOVELY SIENNA.
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( men applauding,cheering )
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- ( rock music playing )- Men:YEAH YEAH YEAH!
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- ( whooping )- Man #2:ALL RIGHT, YEAH!
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OH MY.
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- HUH HUH?
- ( chuckles )
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WHOA.
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HI.
( chuckles )
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OH, SHE'S-- HI.
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- SIENNA, IS IT?
- MM-HMM.
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- YOU'RE VERY FIT.
- SHUT UP.
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OKAY.
THANKS, GUYS.
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( soft rock musicplaying )
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( man vocalizing )
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HEY HEY HEY!
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- LOOK AT YOU?
BIG MAN ON CAMPUS.
- HOW ARE YOU?
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- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- YOU TOO.
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- CONGRATULATIONS, BIG BROTHER.
- DUDE, THANK YOU.
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YOU'RE CUTTING IT
KINDA CLOSE.
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YOU REALIZE
YOU'RE IN A WEDDING
IN SIX HOURS, RIGHT?
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YEAH, BUT MY TRAIN WAS LATE.
IT WASN'T MY FAULT.
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- I'M KIDDING.
- OH HEY, WHO GETS MARRIED
ON A FRIDAY, ANYWAY? HUH?
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- ALL RIGHT, GET IN.
- OKAY.
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OH OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE ACTUALLY
GETTING MARRIED.
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- ( laughs )- WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
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OH, UH, NOTHING.
I JUST-- YOU KNOW,
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- WITH YOUR CAREER
AND YOUR SCHEDULE.
- YEAH WELL,
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YOU KNOW, CYNDI'S
A VERY BUSINESS-SAVVY WOMAN.
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SHE KNOWS WHAT IT TAKES
TO BE THE BEST.
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- HER FATHER DID IT.
- REALLY?
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SO I GUESS YOU COULD SAY
I JUST GOT LUCKY.
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YEAH, SPEAKING
OF GETTING LUCKY,
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- HMM?
- ( laughs )
WHAT ARE YOU, 12?
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- WHEN'S THE HONEYMOON GONNA BE?
- YOU-- YOU DO REALIZE
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WE'VE HAD SEX BEFORE, RIGHT?
I MEAN, WE'VE LIVED TOGETHER
FOR LIKE A YEAR.
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OH. YEAH, I JUST-- DUH.
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I KNOW, I JUS-- WHERE--
WHERE'S IT GONNA BE?
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NOWHERE YET. I'VE GOT
A BIG MERGER ON MONDAY,
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SO WE'RE GONNA DO
A STAY-AT-HOME HONEYMOON
KIND OF THING.
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MMM, NICE.
EXOTIC. OOH.
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HEY, THAT'S THE EX--
WHY ARE WE GOING THIS WAY?
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I'VE GOT TO PICK UP
THE FLOWERS AT STEIN'S.
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BUT-- SERIOUSLY,
REBECCA IS YOUR FLORIST?
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YEAH, WHY WOULDN'T SHE BE?
SHE'S A GREAT FLORIST,
AWESOME FRIEND.
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YEAH, BUT,
COME ON, VINCE.
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I'VE ALWAYS SEEN THE WAY
YOU'VE ALWAYS LOOKED AT HER.
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- GROW UP.
- DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT.
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- YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.- Woman:DIDN'T.
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- Vince: YES, IT DID.- Woman:IT DIDN'T.
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- Vince: YES, IT DID.
- NO, THAT'S NOT HOW
IT HAPPENED.
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YOU'RE A LIAR.
YOU LIED.
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YOU SAID WE'LL ALL
GO TO THE PARTY...
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- NO.
- ...IN A GROUP COSTUME,
AND YOU NEVER SHOWED.
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SO I LOOKED LIKE A FOOL,
BECAUSE VOLTRON NEEDS
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- ALL THE COMPONENTS
TO MAKE SETS.
- BUT THERE WOULD'VE ONLY
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BEEN TWO OF US.
THERE WOULD'VE BEEN
AN ARM AND A TORSO.
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- INSTEAD OF JUST--
YOU KNOW, JUST YOU.
- INSTEAD OF JUST ME.
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- ( laughing )
- YOU RUINED MY HALLOWEEN.
IT STILL HAUNTS ME.
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UH, SO YOU WANNA SEE
THE BOUQUET?
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THE WHAT?
OH, YEAH, OF COURSE.
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- THAT'S WHY I'M HERE.
- YOU GOT SOMETHING GOING ON
LATER TODAY? YEAH.
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OH, WOW.
THAT IS BEAUTIFUL.
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THANK YOU.
CYNDI'S GONNA LOVE IT.
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NO PROBLEM.
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- UH, SO LISTEN, I'VE GOTTA
GET GOING, BUT...
- YEAH.
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...AFTER THE RECEPTION,
A BUNCH OF US WERE
TALKING ABOUT
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GOING BACK TO MY HOUSE,
KEEP THE PARTY GOING.
YOU SHOULD COME.
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NO WAY.
I DON'T THINK
I CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN.
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- COME ON, WHY NOT?
- WELL, IF YOU MUST KNOW,
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I'M GOING TO ATLANTIC CITY
FOR THE WEEKEND.
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- WHEN DID YOU BECOME
A PARTY GIRL?
- NOT QUITE.
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THERE'S A BIG ANNUAL
INTERNATIONAL FLOWER SHOW
I ALWAYS GO TO,
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AND I LOVE
TO JOG ON THE BEACH
AND THERE'S
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A REALLY CUTE
RESTAURANT RIGHT BY
LUCY THE ELEPHANT.
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AND THE OUTLETS ARE GREAT
AND THEY HAVE A CANDLE STORE.
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- RIGHT.
- YOU KNOW, EXCITING STUFF.
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YEAH, PARTY GIRL INDEED.
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- THAT'S ME.
- OKAY. WELL, UMM...
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YEAH YEAH, I'M GONNA
GO HOME AND GET CHANGED
IN A LITTLE BIT.
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- GREAT.
- I'M NOT GONNA
BE WEARING THIS.
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RIGHT. WELL, I'LL--
I'LL SEE YOU THERE.
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OKAY.
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( harp music playing )
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( people whispering )
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( whispering )
HEY, UH, WHO ARE
THE JAPANESE GUYS?
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( whispering )
THEY'RE EVERYTHING
I'VE BEEN WORKING FOR.
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VANDERPLATT FLEW THEM OUT
A FEW DAYS BEFORE THE MERGER.
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IN THE JAPANESE CULTURE,
THERE ARE FEW HIGHER HONORS
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THAN BEING INVITED
TO THE WEDDING
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OF AN ASSOCIATE'S DAUGHTER.
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THOSE GENTLEMEN HOLD
CONTROLLING INTEREST
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IN THE YAKITORI
ALGINATE CONCERN.
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I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
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THEY'RE THE PACIFIC'S
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LEADING PURCHASER
AND RESELLER OF SEAWEED.
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YOU KNOW, FEW PEOPLE REALIZE
THAT SEAWEED IS ACTUALLY
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- A MULTI-BILLION-- OKAY.
- I REALLY DON'T CARE.
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( "Bridal Chorus" playing )
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SHE LOOKS GORGEOUS, MAN.
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- CONGRATULATIONS.
- THANKS.
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CRAP.
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HEY, I KNOW IT'S TYPICALLY
A BEST-MAN THING,
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BUT VANDERPLATT WAS KIND OF
HOPING TO DO THE TOAST.
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I MEAN, IF IT'S
A BIG DEAL, LET ME KNOW.
I CAN TALK TO HIM.
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NO, IT'S-- IT'S FINE.
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SERIOUSLY,
I MEAN HE'S PAYING
FOR THE WHOLE THING, RIGHT?
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I DIDN'T PLAN
ON ANYTHING, ANYWAY,
SO NO SWEAT.
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THANK YOU.
I OWE YOU BIG TIME.
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- DIDN'T PLAN
ANYTHING OUT, HUH?
- ( chuckles )
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- ( whispers )
NICE CALL ON THE BOW.
- THANK YOU.
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- DAD.
- ( chuckles )
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CALL ME THAT AGAIN
AND I'LL KILL YOU.
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OKAY.
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THAT WENT WELL.
( laughs )
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- HEY, YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.
- THANK YOU.
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Vanderplatt:
WHEN I FIRST MET VINCE,
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I WAS TAKING A CASUAL VISIT
TO THE 12th FLOOR
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TO MAKE MY VERY SUBTLE,
QUIET PRESENCE KNOWN
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- TO MY EMPLOYEES.
- ( all laugh )
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THOSE ARE THE ACCOUNTANTS
LAUGHING RIGHT NOW.
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YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
( laughs )
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BACK TO VINCE.
THIS FRESH-FACED YOUNG MAN
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JUMPS OUT OF A CUBICLE
THAT I COULD ONLY DESCRIBE
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AS THE MOST ORGANIZED CUBICLE
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YOU HAVE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE.
IT SHOULD BE IN A MUSEUM.
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AND HE THRUST
THIS CLAMMY HAND INTO MINE
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AND HE SAYS,
"MR. VANDERPLATT,
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I FULLY INTEND
TO BE THE MAN
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TO SPEARHEAD THE MERGER
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BETWEEN US
AND THE YAKITORI
ALGINATE CONCERN."
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I LOOK AT HIM AND I SAY,
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"YOUNG MAN,
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I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THAT."
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THEN ABOUT A YEAR AGO
THIS YOUNG MAN COMES OUT
TO ME AND SAYS,
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"MR. VANDERPLATT, SIR,
I WOULD LIKE TO ASK
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FOR YOUR DAUGHTER'S HAND
IN MARRIAGE."
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- Women: AWW.
- Vanderplatt: SO WHATCOULD I SAY TO HIM?
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I SIMPLY REPLY,
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"YOU TOUCH
MY DAUGHTER AGAIN,
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I WILL SKIN YOUR ASS ALIVE
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AND BURN YOUR HOUSE
DOWN TO THE GROUND
WITH YOU IN IT."
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( Vanderplatt laughs )
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WELL, I DIDN'T KEEP
MY PROMISE, DID I?
208
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- ( laughs )AND HERE WE ARE...- ( all laugh )
209
00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:19,210
...AND I'VE NEVER SEENMY LITTLE DAUGHTER
210
00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:21,146
SO HAPPY IN HER LIFE.
211
00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:23,248
SO LET'S ALL RAISE A GLASS
212
00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:27,118
AND TOAST
TO OUR NEWLYWEDS.
THANK YOU.
213
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- ( rock music playing )-( glasses clink )
214
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ARE YOU READY?
215
00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:36,695
( men cheering )
216
00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:43,435
♪ I WANNA ROCKYOUR LITTLE BODYTONIGHT, TONIGHT ♪
217
00:11:43,437 --> 00:11:47,739
♪ I WANNA STOMP ITTILL YOU'RE FEELINGIT RIGHT, ALL RIGHT ♪
218
00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:51,443
♪ I WANNA ROCKYOUR LITTLE BODYTONIGHT, TONIGHT ♪
219
00:11:51,445 --> 00:11:54,079
♪ TONIGHT
220
00:11:55,347 --> 00:11:57,949
♪ IT'S ALL RIGHT
221
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♪ GIVE IT UP TONIGHT...
222
00:12:07,927 --> 00:12:09,728
( cheering )
223
00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:11,996
( mouths )
ONE,
224
00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:14,833
TWO, THREE!
225
00:12:17,002 --> 00:12:18,870
( cheering stops )
226
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♪ BABY, YEAH
227
00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:26,010
♪ THIS AIN'T THE TIMEFOR HESITATION ♪
228
00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:29,414
♪ I AIN'T GOT TIMEFOR CONTEMPLATION ♪
229
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:33,752
♪ THIS ISTHE HERE AND NOW ♪
230
00:12:33,754 --> 00:12:37,989
♪ OH OH, I KNOW YOU WANT THIS,YOU NEED THIS ♪
231
00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:40,859
♪ YOU TRY TO TAKE YOURSELFOUT OF THE WAY ♪
232
00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:42,127
♪ THAT YOU'RE FEELING...
233
00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:43,862
YOU KNOW WHAT?
234
00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:45,497
( cheering )
235
00:12:45,499 --> 00:12:49,134
LET'S MAKE THIS A LITTLE
MORE INTERESTING, HUH?
236
00:12:49,136 --> 00:12:50,802
SHIT YEAH.
237
00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:53,905
LET'S GET FUCKING DANGEROUS
UP IN HERE!
238
00:12:59,979 --> 00:13:02,046
DO YOU HAVE ANY DESIRE
TO WATCH THIS AT ALL?
239
00:13:02,048 --> 00:13:03,848
NO.
NONE AT ALL.
240
00:13:10,489 --> 00:13:13,525
( laughs )
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW
WHAT YOU SAVED ME FROM.
241
00:13:13,527 --> 00:13:15,860
I KNOW. HOW FITTING--
YOU CAUGHT YOUR OWN BOUQUET.
242
00:13:15,862 --> 00:13:17,428
- OH, THAT WAS
THE PLAN ALL ALONG.
- OH.
243
00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:20,131
THESE ROSES AREN'T CHEAP.
I CAN PROBABLY USE THEM AGAIN.
244
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:24,569
SO I DISTINCTLY REMEMBER
INVITING YOU PLUS ONE.
245
00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:28,139
NAH.
NO PLUS ANYONE FOR ME.
246
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:31,810
WELL, THERE ARE
FEW BETTER PLACES
TO FIND SOMEONE.
247
00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:33,411
A LOT OF GREAT GUYS
IN THERE.
248
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:35,413
Adam:
FUCKING DOUCHE!
249
00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:37,482
- ALL RIGHT, TAKE THIS,
MOTHERFUCKER!
- STOP!
250
00:13:41,921 --> 00:13:44,422
I STAND CORRECTED.
251
00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:46,524
NOW, VINCE, YOU KNOW
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN SELECTIVE.
252
00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:50,028
THERE'S A PARTICULAR KIND
OF GUY I'M HOLDING OUT FOR.
253
00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:51,596
OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
254
00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:54,966
WELL, LAY IT OUT THERE.
LET ME BE YOUR CHUCK WOOLERY.
255
00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:56,467
OKAY.
256
00:13:56,469 --> 00:14:00,405
HE'S GOTTA BE
FUNNY, SMART,
257
00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:02,540
- CHARMING.
- ( chuckles )
258
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:06,211
SO FAR YOU'VE NARROWED
IT DOWN TO NOT ADAM.
259
00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:08,479
ALL RIGHT, FINE.
( clears throat )
260
00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:11,416
FUNNY, SMART,
CHARMING, CHIVALROUS,
261
00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:14,018
SUCCESSFUL, A GENTLEMAN
WHO'S NEVER TOO BUSY
262
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,854
TO CATCH UP
WITH AN OLD FRIEND.
263
00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:18,389
THE KIND OF GUY WHO KEPT
HIS DORM ROOM SLATHERED
264
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:20,191
IN CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS
YEAR-ROUND
265
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,927
BECAUSE, LIKE MYSELF,
HE ENJOYS THE COMFORTING SMELL
266
00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:24,996
- OF PLASTIC PINE NEEDLES.
- ( both laugh )
267
00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:27,465
AND THE REAL
HARD-TO-FIND QUALITY
268
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:31,002
AND EMBARRASSINGLY SKETCHY PAST
OF A SHAMEFUL ADDICTION
269
00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:34,172
- TO JAPANESE ANIME.
- ( both laughing )
270
00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:37,642
NOW THAT IS A LITTLE
MORE SPECIFIC, REBECCA-SAN.
271
00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:39,944
USAGI-CHAN WA KAWAII DESU.
272
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,948
- YOU'RE SUCH A NERD.
- YEAH.
273
00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:46,384
OH, I ALMOST FORGOT--
I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU.
274
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,886
OH NO, YOU-- OH.
275
00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:50,021
NOT THOSE.
276
00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:52,924
YOU REALLY
DIDN'T HAVE TO.
277
00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:54,993
OPEN IT.
278
00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:59,030
YOU KNOW, THERE'S A WHOLE
BIRDCAGE-LOOKING THING IN THERE
279
00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:00,265
- YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO PUT THESE IN.
- OPEN IT.
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00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:02,000
- ALL RIGHT.
- ( both laugh )
281
00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:03,401
LOOK AT THAT.
282
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,937
MY GOKU COSTUME
IS PHONED IN,
283
00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:09,474
BUT YOUR SAILOR MOON
IS ON POINT.
284
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,517
HOLY SHIT.
285
00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:23,688
( clears throat )
286
00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:27,692
"THE PARTIES
OF REBECCA NICOLE LINDEN
AND VINCENT KENNEDY REYNOLDS
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00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:29,961
BEING OF SOUND MIND AND BODY,
288
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:33,097
DO DECREE THAT IF EACH PARTY
ARE NOT HAPPILY MARRIED
289
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:35,633
AT THE AGE OF 35,
ARE TO WED,
290
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:40,305
ENSURING THAT
NEITHER INDIVIDUAL DIE
A SAD, LONELY DEATH."
291
00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:43,441
I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THIS.
292
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,310
YOU KNOW, I CAN--
I CAN NOTARIZE THIS NOW,
293
00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:46,711
- MAKE IT GOOD AND LEGAL.
- NO. EVEN IF YOU DID,
294
00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:48,513
IT'D STILL BE NULL
AND VOID BY THIS POINT.
295
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:52,050
YOU'VE BEEN KEEPING THIS
FOR ALL THESE YEARS,
HAVEN'T YOU?
296
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:54,686
EH. SEEMED LIKE
A GOOD BACKUP PLAN.
297
00:15:54,688 --> 00:15:56,321
- ( paper rustles )-( footsteps )
298
00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:58,690
BABE, YOU'RE MISSING
THE CHICKEN DANCE.
299
00:15:58,692 --> 00:16:01,292
- ( music playing )- COME ON, YOU GUYS.( mimics chicken )
300
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:04,595
ALL RIGHT.
WELL, DUTY CALLS.
301
00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:07,365
- YEAH.
- CAN I TROUBLE YOU
FOR A CHICKEN DANCE?
302
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:09,033
NO NO NO NO,
I SHOULD REALLY
GET ON MY WAY
303
00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:11,235
DOWN TO THE FLOWER SHOW.
I LIKE TO BEAT THE CROWDS.
304
00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:15,974
- OKAY. WELL, UM,
WE SHOULD DO LUNCH SOMETIME.
- YEAH YEAH YEAH, DEFINITELY.
305
00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:17,742
FIND YOU
ON FACEBOOK, RIGHT?
306
00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:21,412
( chuckles )
I STILL DO NOT HAVE
AN ACCOUNT.
307
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,614
I THINK I'VE GOT
FRIENDSTER SET UP.
308
00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:25,283
DO THE KIDS
USE THAT NOWADAYS?
309
00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:27,218
- NO.
- RIGHT.
310
00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:33,091
- CONGRATULATIONS.
- THANKS.
311
00:16:45,137 --> 00:16:48,072
( guitar music playing )
312
00:16:56,648 --> 00:16:59,484
- VINCE?
- AFTERNOON, MR. VANDERPLATT.
313
00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:01,319
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
314
00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:04,589
I WAS JUST TAKING A LOOK
AT MY INITIAL PLAN
FOR THE MERGER,
315
00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:09,060
THE NUMBERS CHECK OUT.WE DON'T HAVE TO MOVEAHEAD AS PLANNED.
316
00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:10,461
THERE ARE OTHER OPTIONS.
317
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:14,032
- DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME.
- BUT, SIR,
318
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:16,501
WE ACTUALLY STAND
TO MAKE MORE MONEY
319
00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:21,305
RATHER THAN DISSOLVING
THE COMPANY AND LIQUIDATING
THE ASSETS.
320
00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:24,308
JUST A FEW SHORT YEARS,
A COUPLE OF KEY INVESTMENTS--
321
00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:26,677
I PERSONALLY LOOKED OVER
THAT PROPOSAL
322
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:28,246
TWO YEARS AGO.
323
00:17:30,115 --> 00:17:33,284
NO OFFENSE--
IT'S FUCKING IDIOTIC.
324
00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:36,554
THINK ABOUT IT.
WHY THE HELL WOULD
I PUT MY OWN MONEY
325
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,656
FROM MY OWN COMPANY,
326
00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:40,725
WHICH I BUILT MYSELF--
327
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,227
WHICH DOESVERY WELL, BY THE WAY,THANK YOU VERY MUCH--
328
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,796
INTO A FAILING COMPANY
329
00:17:44,798 --> 00:17:47,098
JUST TO KEEP IT ALIVE
330
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:51,436
WHEN I CAN MAKE
A KILLING OVERNIGHT
BY SHUTTING IT DOWN?
331
00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:53,805
I UNDERSTAND THAT, SIR,
AND I RESPECT YOUR DECISION.
332
00:17:55,107 --> 00:17:56,474
BUT DON'T YOU THINK
WE SHOULD AT LEAST
333
00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:59,110
LET THE YAKITORIS KNOW
OUR PLANS FOR THEIR COMPANY?
334
00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:01,245
I'M SURE THEY'D BE
VERY DISHONORED
335
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:04,082
IF WE PULLED THE RUG OUT
FROM UNDER THEM.
336
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:07,418
THEY CALL IT HONOR.
WE CALL IT ETHICS.
337
00:18:08,454 --> 00:18:10,455
I CALL IT BULLSHIT.
338
00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:13,558
THIS IS BUSINESS,
339
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:16,127
AND I AM NOT HURTING
MY BOTTOM LINE
340
00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:18,262
BECAUSE SOME JAPANESE
DON'T WANT TO MERGE
341
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:21,799
'CAUSE THEY'VE HAD
SOME SAND KICKED UP
THEIR SIDEWAYS VAGINAS.
342
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:25,703
NOW I DON'T WANNA TALK
ABOUT THIS AGAIN, ALL RIGHT?
343
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,805
GO HOME TO MY DAUGHTER.
344
00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:30,408
FOR CHRIST SAKES,
YOU HAVEN'T BEEN MARRIED
FOR, WHAT, 20 HOURS.
345
00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:33,244
ACTUALLY SHE ASKED ME
TO STEP OUT FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
346
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:37,515
- REALLY?
- YEAH, SHE AND ALYSSA
ARE TAKING CARE
347
00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:40,218
OF SOME OF THE THANK-YOUSFOR THE WEDDING GIFTSAND WHATNOT.
348
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:41,853
SHE UNDERSTANDSHOW IMPORTANT MONDAY IS
349
00:18:41,855 --> 00:18:45,423
FOR YOU, ME,
THE COMPANY, HER.
350
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,193
I ADMIRE
YOUR WORK ETHIC.
351
00:18:49,195 --> 00:18:52,296
IN FACT, YOU REMIND MEA LOT OF MYSELF WHENI WAS YOUR AGE.
352
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:55,766
SHIT. DID YOU KNOW
THAT I WAS ON THE FLOOR
OF THE EXCHANGE
353
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:58,269
AN HOUR AFTER
I MARRIED CYNDI'S MOM?
354
00:18:58,271 --> 00:19:01,439
( laughs )
YEAH, VINCE,
355
00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:04,609
YOU AND I-- IT LOOKS
LIKE WE'RE JUST CUT
FROM THE SAME CLOTH.
356
00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:06,477
I APPRECIATE THAT, SIR.
THAT MEANS LOT TO ME.
357
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,779
BUT YOU KNOW
THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS?
358
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:13,151
I DIDN'T MARRY
THE BOSS'S DAUGHTER.
359
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,653
THE VERY SAME BOSS
360
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:20,191
WHO WOULD BEVERY VERY VERY UPSET
361
00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:22,860
IF HE THOUGHT
HIS LITTLE PRINCESS
362
00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:25,563
WAS UNHAPPY
IN THE SLIGHTEST WAY.
363
00:19:29,234 --> 00:19:31,235
YEAH, WELL...
364
00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:34,505
OKAY. I THINK...
365
00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:38,943
I THINK I'M ABOUT DONEHERE FOR TODAY, SO...
366
00:19:40,546 --> 00:19:42,780
- YEAH.
- SEE YOU ON MONDAY, VINCE.
367
00:19:45,951 --> 00:19:49,587
SWEETUMS, I'M HOME!
368
00:19:50,889 --> 00:19:53,191
- ( moaning )
- Rebecca: OH YEAH.
369
00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:55,293
YEAH YEAH.
370
00:20:01,466 --> 00:20:04,202
- ( women gasp )
- OH, HOLY SHIT.
371
00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:07,205
- IT'S JUST YOU.
- WHO IS IT?
372
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:09,974
- IT'S JUST VINCE.
- WELL, KEEP GOING.
373
00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:12,677
( moaning ) OH YES.
374
00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:14,345
WHAT THE FUCK?
375
00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:16,981
LOOK, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO TELL YOU, VINCE.
376
00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:19,517
I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU.
377
00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:22,220
I DON'T EVEN LIKE MEN,
IN GENERAL.
378
00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:25,489
- DICKS ARE GROSS TO ME.
- OH YES.
379
00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:27,325
THERE, I SAID IT.
380
00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:29,760
- ( sighs )- CAN WE NOT HAVETHIS CONVERSATION
381
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:31,462
WHILE YOU'RE INSIDE
OF SOMEONE?
382
00:20:39,838 --> 00:20:41,505
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THIS IS HAPPENING.
383
00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:43,307
DEAL WITH IT.
384
00:20:43,309 --> 00:20:45,843
I NEEDED A HUSBAND
TO KEEP THE TRUST FUND,
385
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,311
AND YOU?
386
00:20:47,313 --> 00:20:49,547
YOU NEEDED TO MARRY
THE BOSS'S DAUGHTER
387
00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:51,882
TO GET AHEAD
IN THE COMPANY.
388
00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:54,318
ISN'T THAT
ALL YOU WANTED, VINCE?
389
00:20:55,821 --> 00:20:57,255
NO.
390
00:20:58,023 --> 00:21:00,391
THAT'S NEWS TO ME.
( laughs )
391
00:21:02,861 --> 00:21:05,429
Adam:
SO-- SO WHAT THEN?
392
00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:07,298
THAT'S IT.
393
00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:10,334
I CALLED YOU GUYS
AND CAME HERE.
394
00:21:10,336 --> 00:21:11,902
I KNOW. I MEAN,
BUT AFTER YOU FOUND THEM,
395
00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:14,805
- WHAT'D YOU DO?- NOTHING. I GOT OUT OF THERE.
396
00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:17,475
WHAT, SERIOUSLY?
YOU DIDN'T EVEN ATTEMPT
TO GET IN ON THAT?
397
00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:21,579
WHAT KIND OF HARDWARE
ARE WE WORKING WITH?
LIKE JELLY CHOCOLATE DREAM
398
00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:24,048
- OR FUCKING HAMMER OF THOR?
- ADAM!
399
00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:27,051
I'M THE ONLY ONE
THAT THOUGHT OF IT?
NO WAY.
400
00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:30,454
- MY WIFE'S A LESBO.
- NO, SHE'S NOT A L--
401
00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:32,323
WELCOME TO THE WONDERFUL
WORLD OF ADULTERY.
402
00:21:33,058 --> 00:21:34,725
IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.
403
00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:36,360
- I DON'T--
I DON'T THINK IT DOES.
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
404
00:21:36,362 --> 00:21:38,396
WOULD YOU GUYS STOP
TRYING TO CHEER ME UP?
405
00:21:38,398 --> 00:21:39,697
YOU'RE ALL
PRETTY TERRIBLE AT IT.
406
00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:45,002
- BEST-LAID PLANS, RIGHT?
- WHAT?
407
00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:46,804
"OF MICE AND MEN."
408
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:48,506
"THE BEST LAID PLANS
OF MICE AND MEN."
409
00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:51,842
WHAT? WHAT IS THAT?
LIKE, A BEATLES SONG?
410
00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:56,480
"THE BEST LAID PLANS OF MICE
AND MEN OFTEN GO AWRY."
YOU GUYS ARE...
411
00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:59,450
( inhales deeply )
THE WORST.
412
00:21:59,452 --> 00:22:02,320
I HAD IT ALL PLANNED OUT--
GRAD SCHOOL,
413
00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:04,488
WORK MY WAY UP THE COMPANY,
414
00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:06,857
TOP FLOOR,
CORNER OFFICE.
415
00:22:06,859 --> 00:22:08,526
THEN THE BOSS'S
FUCKING DAUGHTER
416
00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:10,594
THROWS HER TITS IN MY HANDS
AT A CHRISTMAS PARTY.
417
00:22:11,697 --> 00:22:13,097
SHE'S COOL
WITH THE SHAM MARRIAGE.
418
00:22:13,099 --> 00:22:16,367
SHE'S FUCKING HOT.
YOU'RE THE BOSS'S SON-IN-LAW.
419
00:22:16,369 --> 00:22:18,736
WHAT-- WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU LOVE HER
OR ANYTHING.
420
00:22:18,738 --> 00:22:20,571
YES, I DO.
I MARRIED HER, DIDN'T I?
421
00:22:20,573 --> 00:22:22,773
- WHY DON'T YOU JUST
GET IT ANNULLED?
- NO, I CAN'T.
422
00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:24,842
I CAN'T GET ANNULLED
OR DIVORCED OR WHATEVER.
423
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:28,646
I JUST CAN'T.
IF VANDERPLATT FINDS OUT
THAT HIS LITTLE PRINCESS
424
00:22:28,648 --> 00:22:32,750
ISN'T JUST COMPLETELY PERFECT,
HE'LL HAVE ME FIRED
AT THE VERY LEAST.
425
00:22:32,752 --> 00:22:35,119
- I MEAN, FOR ALL I KNOW,THAT GUY'LL HAVE ME KILLED.- YOU-- YOU BLACKMAIL HER.
426
00:22:35,121 --> 00:22:36,721
- YOU TELL
VANDERPLATT ABOUT THE--
- Vince: ARE YOU KIDDING?
427
00:22:36,723 --> 00:22:38,723
DID YOU NOT JUST LISTEN
TO A SINGLE WORD I JUST SAID?
428
00:22:38,725 --> 00:22:41,092
- YEAH, TOP-NOTCH
COMMISERATING, ADAM.
- OH, FUCK YOU, JUNIOR.
429
00:22:41,094 --> 00:22:43,394
- STUPID.
- GUYS!
430
00:22:43,396 --> 00:22:45,596
I HAD IT ALL PLANNED OUT.
431
00:22:45,598 --> 00:22:47,865
- SO--
- YOU GUYS, YOU KNOW WHAT?
432
00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:50,668
I'M SICK OF YOU, VINCE,
TALKING ABOUT YOUR PLANS.
433
00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:52,403
THAT'S WHAT
GOT YOU IN TROUBLE
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
434
00:22:52,405 --> 00:22:55,106
PLANS ARE FOR PEOPLE
WHO CHOOSE TO LIMIT
THEIR OPTIONS.
435
00:22:56,742 --> 00:22:59,543
YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING
SPONTANEOUS.
436
00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:01,545
SOMETHING JUST OUT
OF THE NORM. NO PLANS.
437
00:23:01,547 --> 00:23:03,547
- YES, HOOKERS.
- WE GOTTA GO SOMEWHERE.
438
00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:05,383
PICK A PLACE, ANYPLACE,
BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT?
439
00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:07,718
IN THE NEXT 48 HOURS,
IT'S REALLY REALLY CRUCIAL
440
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:10,388
THAT YOU GET LAID.I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE,ALL RIGHT?
441
00:23:10,390 --> 00:23:12,156
YOU JUST GOTTA DO IT,
SO PICK A PLACE.
442
00:23:12,158 --> 00:23:15,126
I CAN'T.
I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE,
LET ALONE SOMEWHERE.
443
00:23:15,128 --> 00:23:17,461
I MEAN I HAVE THE BIGGEST
MEETING OF MY LIFE ON MONDAY.
444
00:23:17,463 --> 00:23:19,997
NO, WE'RE GOING
SOMEWHERE IN THE NEXT
FIVE MINUTES, OKAY?
445
00:23:19,999 --> 00:23:21,832
OR YOU KNOW WHAT?
IF YOU REALLY WANT TO,
446
00:23:21,834 --> 00:23:24,101
MAYBE YOU COULD JUST GO HOME,
LAY ON YOUR COUCH,
447
00:23:24,103 --> 00:23:25,970
'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT GONNA
BE LAYING IN YOUR BED.
'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHY?
448
00:23:25,972 --> 00:23:27,505
'CAUSE YOUR WIFE'S
GONNA BE THERE.
449
00:23:27,507 --> 00:23:29,440
SHE'S GONNA BE THERE
WITH HER MAID OF HONOR--
450
00:23:29,442 --> 00:23:31,142
LICKING A LOT OF PUSS,
TAKING THE TUGBOAT
TO TUNA TOWN
451
00:23:31,144 --> 00:23:32,676
FISHING FOR TROUT.
452
00:23:32,678 --> 00:23:34,678
SHE'S GONNA BE SCISSORING
THE MAID OF HONOR.
453
00:23:37,015 --> 00:23:38,582
WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?
454
00:23:38,584 --> 00:23:43,421
♪ ALWAYS ON THE WRONG SIDE
455
00:23:44,589 --> 00:23:50,027
♪ ALWAYS ON THE WRONG SIDE
456
00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:53,697
♪ OF THE WORLD...
457
00:23:56,001 --> 00:23:57,435
( whispers )
ATLANTIC CITY.
458
00:23:57,437 --> 00:23:59,437
THAT'S WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT!
459
00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:00,971
- KEYS.
- ( keys jingle )
460
00:24:00,973 --> 00:24:03,441
COME ON.
GOOD JOB.
461
00:24:07,479 --> 00:24:09,547
( rock music playing )
462
00:24:23,628 --> 00:24:27,665
♪ YOUR MIND,MY HEART'S DESIRE ♪
463
00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:29,500
♪ ARE INTERTWINED,MY LOVER'S EYES... ♪
464
00:24:29,502 --> 00:24:33,504
NO. REALLY?
WHAT'D YOU SAY?
465
00:24:33,506 --> 00:24:34,705
YOU TOLD HIM--
466
00:24:34,707 --> 00:24:37,875
SHE TOLD HIM SHE'S NOT
HIS PROPERTY ANYWAY.
467
00:24:37,877 --> 00:24:40,644
( laughs ) THAT'S RIGHT.
THAT'S WHAT YOU
GOTTA TELL HIM.
468
00:24:40,646 --> 00:24:42,680
I KNOW. I UNDERSTAND.
IT'S NOT. OKAY.
469
00:24:42,682 --> 00:24:44,782
ALL RIGHT.
OKAY. BYE-BYE.
470
00:24:44,784 --> 00:24:47,618
UH, SO IT LOOKS LIKE
EVERYTHING'S ALL BOOKED UP--
471
00:24:47,620 --> 00:24:49,787
EVERY HOTEL, EVERY MOTEL.
472
00:24:49,789 --> 00:24:52,223
NOTHING'S VACANT.
EVIDENTLY THERE'S
A FLOWER SHOW IN TOWN
473
00:24:52,225 --> 00:24:54,925
ALL WEEKEND
AND EVERYTHING'S BOOKED.
474
00:24:54,927 --> 00:24:58,629
FUCKING FLOWERS.
HANG ON. I GOT THIS.
475
00:25:00,265 --> 00:25:02,933
DAN. YO, WHAT'S UP?
IT'S ADAM.
476
00:25:02,935 --> 00:25:04,702
( laughs )
FUCK YOU.
477
00:25:06,104 --> 00:25:08,172
WHAT? NO.
478
00:25:08,174 --> 00:25:10,541
NO NO, YOU LEFT
WITH THAT GIRL, NOT ME.
479
00:25:10,543 --> 00:25:12,109
- FUCK THAT.
- WHAT'S THAT?
480
00:25:12,111 --> 00:25:14,111
- Adam: OH YEAH YEAH, SHE WAS--- OH, NOTHING.
481
00:25:14,113 --> 00:25:16,680
JUST PUTTING TOGETHER
SOME STUFF.
482
00:25:16,682 --> 00:25:18,282
OH YEAH, I STILL DID,
BUT I ACTUALLY--
483
00:25:18,284 --> 00:25:21,585
- FOR WORK?
- UH, YEAH. FOR WORK.
484
00:25:21,587 --> 00:25:23,521
WHAT WAS THAT?
YOU GUYS ARE--
485
00:25:23,523 --> 00:25:25,256
WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT BACK
BY MONDAY MORNING, RIGHT?
486
00:25:25,258 --> 00:25:27,291
- YOU HAVE MY WORD.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING
THIS WEEKEND, MAN?
487
00:25:27,293 --> 00:25:29,827
- JUST RELAX.
AND WHY ATLANTIC CITY?
- ARE YOU AT YOUR PLACE?
488
00:25:29,829 --> 00:25:32,296
I THOUGHT YOU WANTED
TO GO SOMEPLACE WHERE
IT'S KINDA QUIET...
489
00:25:32,298 --> 00:25:34,632
- YEAH YEAH.
- ...KINDA CLEAR
YOUR HEAD OR SOMETHING.
490
00:25:34,634 --> 00:25:38,035
UM, SOMETHING
SPONTANEOUS, RIGHT?
491
00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:40,004
ALL RIGHT, COOL.
492
00:25:40,006 --> 00:25:41,839
DONE DEAL, BITCHES.
493
00:25:41,841 --> 00:25:44,308
MY BOY DAN IS NOT GONNA BE
AT HIS TIMESHARE ALL WEEKEND
494
00:25:44,310 --> 00:25:46,610
AND IS TOTALLY COOL
WITH US CRASHING THERE.
495
00:25:46,612 --> 00:25:49,980
YES. IT IS ON LIKE
DONKEY KONG, BITCHES!
496
00:25:49,982 --> 00:25:52,716
( rock music playing )
497
00:25:57,756 --> 00:26:00,257
HEY, HERE IT IS.
ATLANTIC CITY, BABY.
498
00:26:00,259 --> 00:26:03,861
( groans )
ABOUT FUCKING TIME!
499
00:26:03,863 --> 00:26:05,763
- PULL IN THERE.
I GOTTA STOCK UP.
- RIGHT.
500
00:26:10,669 --> 00:26:12,736
( engine stops )
501
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:16,607
HURRY UP.
502
00:26:19,811 --> 00:26:22,313
HEY, YOU--
YOU SURE YOU WANNA DO THIS?
503
00:26:22,315 --> 00:26:24,348
YEAH.
504
00:26:24,350 --> 00:26:27,017
I MEAN, 'CAUSE IF
YOU DON'T, WE CAN GO
BACK HOME. IT'S COOL.
505
00:26:27,019 --> 00:26:29,253
NO NO, I'M--
I'M READY FOR THIS.
506
00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:31,355
LET'S--
LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.
507
00:26:31,357 --> 00:26:34,091
- ARE YOU SURE?
- ABSOLUTELY.
508
00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:36,193
'CAUSE IF NOT, I WOULD'VE
CALLED YOU A PUSSY
509
00:26:36,195 --> 00:26:38,362
AND I WOULD'VE DROVE
INTO TOWN ANYWAY.
510
00:26:38,364 --> 00:26:40,998
- THANKS, YOU'RE A--
YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND.
- THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR.
511
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,667
- ( people chattering )-( register beeping )
512
00:26:48,373 --> 00:26:51,642
- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
- STOCKING UP.
513
00:26:52,877 --> 00:26:55,279
( clatters )
514
00:26:55,281 --> 00:26:57,281
ATLANTIC CITY IS NOT
A FRISBEE-THROWING,
515
00:26:57,283 --> 00:26:59,116
SUNSCREEN-WEARING
DOUCHING PARTY.
516
00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:01,218
I DON'T KNOW
HOW YOU BITCHES
DO IT UP IN BROWN,
517
00:27:01,220 --> 00:27:03,020
BUT YOU'RE
IN THE BIG LEAGUES
OF PARTYING DOWN HERE.
518
00:27:03,022 --> 00:27:06,056
- YOU SHOULD
START ACTING LIKE IT.
- ( coughs )
519
00:27:08,693 --> 00:27:10,661
THERE.
520
00:27:10,663 --> 00:27:12,696
- "THE SOCIETY PAGE"?
- YES.
521
00:27:12,698 --> 00:27:15,232
- REALLY?
- STUDY IT, KNOW IT,
ONLY MAP YOU NEED.
522
00:27:15,234 --> 00:27:19,370
ADAM, THIS IS NOTHING
BUT PHOTOS OF DRUNK GIRLS
IN RANDOM BARS
523
00:27:19,372 --> 00:27:21,739
POSING WITH
THE PREVIOUS WEEK'S
"SOCIETY PAGE,"
524
00:27:21,741 --> 00:27:23,974
WHOSE COVER IS
A DRUNK GIRL
525
00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:26,810
POSING WITH THE PREVIOUS
WEEK'S "SOCIETY PAGE."
526
00:27:27,712 --> 00:27:29,013
IT'S LIKE
AN ESCHER PAINTING.
527
00:27:29,015 --> 00:27:30,381
ALL THE NEWS
THAT'S FIT TO PRINT.
528
00:27:31,716 --> 00:27:34,351
UH...
529
00:27:34,353 --> 00:27:35,953
BOOM.
530
00:27:35,955 --> 00:27:38,956
TWO BOXES. COME ON,
WHO ARE YOU KIDDING?
531
00:27:38,958 --> 00:27:41,191
DON'T GET A TWIST.
I'M NOT A MANWHORE.
532
00:27:41,193 --> 00:27:42,960
I JUST PREFER
TO DOUBLE-BAG IT
IN THESE SHORT TOWNS.
533
00:27:42,962 --> 00:27:45,029
- ( mutters ) STOP.
- THESE BITCHES BE SKANKS...
534
00:27:45,031 --> 00:27:46,430
( whispers )
AND THEY ALSO LIKE
THE ADDED GIRTH.
535
00:27:46,432 --> 00:27:48,666
WELL, ME TOO.
536
00:27:48,668 --> 00:27:50,868
- ( cellphone ringing )- OH CRAP.
537
00:27:51,970 --> 00:27:53,237
IT'S VANDERPLATT.
WHAT DO I DO?
538
00:27:53,239 --> 00:27:54,705
DON'T ANSWER IT.
DON'T-- DON'T--
539
00:27:54,707 --> 00:27:57,041
- HELLO, MR. VANDERPLATT.
- OR DO.
540
00:27:57,043 --> 00:27:59,743
VINCE, I'M NOT
INTERRUPTING ANYTHING, AM I?
541
00:27:59,745 --> 00:28:02,913
- NO, I JUST
STEPPED OUT TO GET SOME...
- DIVORCE PAPERS.
542
00:28:02,915 --> 00:28:05,149
- ...MILK.
- HOW'S MY LITTLE GIRL?
543
00:28:05,151 --> 00:28:07,985
- CYNDI? OH YEAH,
NO, SHE'S...
- A LESBIAN.
544
00:28:08,953 --> 00:28:11,722
- ...UH, GREAT.
- LISTEN.
545
00:28:11,724 --> 00:28:13,057
I GOT A LITTLE BIT
OF A PROBLEM HERE.
546
00:28:13,059 --> 00:28:14,458
I'M WITH THE YAKITORIS
547
00:28:14,460 --> 00:28:17,895
AND THEY WANTED THE REAL
PHILADELPHIA EXPERIENCE,
548
00:28:17,897 --> 00:28:19,697
SO OF COURSE I BRING THEM
OUT TO TONY LUKE'S.
549
00:28:19,699 --> 00:28:22,800
- YEAH.
- HOWEVER, I CAN'T SEEM
TO COMMUNICATE TO THEM
550
00:28:22,802 --> 00:28:25,002
WHAT A CHEESESTEAK IS.
551
00:28:25,004 --> 00:28:28,172
THAT IS A TOUGH ONE.
552
00:28:28,174 --> 00:28:30,474
YOU KNOW, THESE BASTARDS
WILL EAT PICKLED POISON,
553
00:28:30,476 --> 00:28:32,810
- but I can't get them to eata fricking cheesesteak.- STAY RIGHT THERE.
554
00:28:32,812 --> 00:28:35,913
- WHAT?
- HOW DO I-- WHAT'S THE
TRANSLATION FOR CHEESESTEAK?
555
00:28:35,915 --> 00:28:37,915
UH YEAH, WELL,
THAT'S A TOUGH ONE.
556
00:28:37,917 --> 00:28:40,451
I GUESS THE CLOSEST
TRANSLATION WOULD BE...
557
00:28:40,453 --> 00:28:43,821
( speaks Japanese )
558
00:28:43,823 --> 00:28:47,758
...WHICH LOOSELY TRANSLATES
TO "AMERICAN COW GREASE."
559
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:50,194
YOU BETTER NOT BE FUCKING
WITH ME, REYNOLDS.
560
00:28:50,196 --> 00:28:52,196
NO NO, I'M NOT, SIR.
TRUST ME.
561
00:28:52,198 --> 00:28:54,898
- ( speaks Japanese )
- WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT,
LET ME GET A PEN.
562
00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:56,767
I GOT SOME--
I'M GONNA WRITE THIS DOWN.
563
00:28:56,769 --> 00:28:58,902
I CAN'T REMEMBER
THIS SHIT.
564
00:28:58,904 --> 00:29:01,438
( registers beeps )
565
00:29:03,408 --> 00:29:06,110
YO, LOOK AT THAT ASS, MAN.
566
00:29:06,112 --> 00:29:08,412
GOD DAMN!
567
00:29:08,414 --> 00:29:11,148
THAT WHITE BITCH GOT DUMPS
LIKE A TRUCKER HO.
568
00:29:11,150 --> 00:29:13,817
- OOH!
- EXCUSE ME?
569
00:29:14,786 --> 00:29:16,220
WHAT?
570
00:29:16,222 --> 00:29:18,322
NO NO NO NO,
EXCUSE YOU!
571
00:29:18,324 --> 00:29:20,357
I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU.
572
00:29:20,359 --> 00:29:23,527
- I WAS TALKING TO MY BOY.
- YOU TRYING TO GET FUCKED UP.
573
00:29:23,529 --> 00:29:25,796
I THINK HE'S TRYING TO GET
FUCKED UP IN HERE, MAN.
574
00:29:25,798 --> 00:29:28,098
WHAT'S UP, MAN?
YOU TRYING TO GET
FUCKED UP, MOTHERFUCKER?
575
00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:30,300
YEAH-HA! YOU TRYING
TO GET FUCKED UP?
576
00:29:32,904 --> 00:29:34,772
THE FUCK YOU SAY?
577
00:29:34,774 --> 00:29:36,940
I THINK THEY'RE IN A GANG.
578
00:29:36,942 --> 00:29:38,976
DON'T BE A FUCKING ASSHOLE.
THEY'RE NOT IN A GANG.
579
00:29:38,978 --> 00:29:41,512
THEY'RE COLOR-COORDINATED.
THIS SHIT IS FRESH.
580
00:29:41,514 --> 00:29:43,781
THEY'RE PROBABLY A BAND.
I MEAN, BOYZ II MEN.
581
00:29:43,783 --> 00:29:46,116
- YOU DIDN'T THINK OF THAT?
- THEY'RE NOT BOYZ II MEN.
582
00:29:46,118 --> 00:29:47,518
ARE YOU TRYING
TO START SOME SHIT?
583
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:49,820
YEAH, I THINK HE'S TRYING
TO START SOME SHIT UP IN HERE.
584
00:29:49,822 --> 00:29:51,488
NO NO NO NO,
YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO PAY
585
00:29:51,490 --> 00:29:54,024
THIS ASSHOLE'S FINELY-BUILT
GIRLFRIEND A COMPLIMENT
586
00:29:54,026 --> 00:29:55,959
AND HE CLEARLY
DOESN'T VALUE YOUR OPINION.
587
00:29:55,961 --> 00:29:59,797
THAT'S RIGHT.
THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I WAS DOING.
588
00:29:59,799 --> 00:30:02,266
AND WHO CAN BLAME YOU?
LOOK AT THAT THING
589
00:30:02,268 --> 00:30:05,135
JUST STICKING OUT
LIKE A LUSCIOUS APARTMENT
AIR CONDITIONER.
590
00:30:05,137 --> 00:30:06,970
YOU JUST WANNA-- POW!
YOU KNOW?
591
00:30:06,972 --> 00:30:09,807
Man:
YEAH, APARTMENTAIR CONDITIONER.
592
00:30:09,809 --> 00:30:11,809
THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I WAS THINKING.
593
00:30:11,811 --> 00:30:12,910
RIGHT?
594
00:30:12,912 --> 00:30:15,946
MMM. YEAH, I KINDA
LIKE THIS GUY.
595
00:30:15,948 --> 00:30:18,248
- Man #2:
THIS GUY'S NOT THAT BAD.
- YEAH, HE'S ALL RIGHT.
596
00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:20,083
- HE'S ALL RIGHT.
- ( chuckles ) YEAH?
597
00:30:20,085 --> 00:30:23,954
- YEAH, HE COOL.
- I LIKE YOU GUYS TOO.
598
00:30:26,157 --> 00:30:29,126
( coughs, grunts )
599
00:30:30,461 --> 00:30:32,229
( groaning )
600
00:30:45,577 --> 00:30:49,012
- GUYS!
- Adam: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
601
00:30:51,916 --> 00:30:53,617
ADMITTEDLY,
I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.
602
00:30:53,619 --> 00:30:56,353
- WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?
- THEY GOT JUMPED.
603
00:30:56,355 --> 00:30:58,589
- YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING?
- I FIGURED THEY HAD IT COMING.
604
00:30:58,591 --> 00:31:00,858
OBVIOUSLY, PEOPLE DON'T JUST
GET JUMPED FOR NO REASON.
605
00:31:00,860 --> 00:31:02,893
ADAM YES, BUT LEO?
COME ON.
606
00:31:02,895 --> 00:31:04,962
ADAM'S A BAD INFLUENCE.
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO THINK?
607
00:31:04,964 --> 00:31:06,897
- LEO, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?
- THEY JUST--
608
00:31:06,899 --> 00:31:09,566
THEY JUST JUMPED US
FOR NO REASON.
609
00:31:09,568 --> 00:31:11,235
NO, IT'S TRUE.
610
00:31:11,237 --> 00:31:13,403
EVERYTHING WAS GREAT.
THEY WAS MY DAWGS
611
00:31:13,405 --> 00:31:15,205
AND THEN THEY JUST THREW US
THROUGH THE FUCKING WINDOW.
612
00:31:15,207 --> 00:31:17,140
( crying )
BUT THE JOKE'S
ON THEM, THOUGH,
613
00:31:17,142 --> 00:31:19,409
'CAUSE THEY JUST DROPPED
THEIR HANDKERCHIEFS.
614
00:31:19,411 --> 00:31:23,313
- ( sniffling )- Adam:MY GOD.FUCKING SIMPLETON.
615
00:31:23,315 --> 00:31:25,148
THESE AREN'T
HANDKERCHIEFS. THE--
616
00:31:27,085 --> 00:31:29,253
THESE ARE COLORS.
617
00:31:30,422 --> 00:31:34,558
YOU DIDN'T GET JUMPED INTO
A GANG, YOU FUCKING MORON.
618
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:35,893
GET YOUR HEAD
OUT OF YOUR ASS.
619
00:31:35,895 --> 00:31:37,327
NO NO NO NO,
NOT A FULL MEMBER.
620
00:31:37,329 --> 00:31:38,929
I DIDN'T PUT ANY WORK IN.
621
00:31:38,931 --> 00:31:41,965
BUT PROBATIONARY,
HONORARY AT THE VERY LEAST.
622
00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:45,669
YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
NO, LIKE-- YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
623
00:31:45,671 --> 00:31:49,940
WHATEVER, SON.
I'M COLORING UP.
FLYING AND PROUD.
624
00:31:51,175 --> 00:31:52,643
YOU'RE GONNA
GET US KILLED.
625
00:31:52,645 --> 00:31:56,013
- AH.
- HE'S GONNA GET US--
626
00:31:56,015 --> 00:31:58,081
SOLDIER TILL I DIE, KID.
627
00:31:59,217 --> 00:32:01,285
Brady:
THAT'S NOT EVEN GANG LINGO.
628
00:32:01,287 --> 00:32:03,954
♪ YO, I CRACK THE WHIP,YOU PLAY THE GAME ♪
629
00:32:03,956 --> 00:32:06,323
♪ EVERY ENCOUNTERTHAT'S OBSTRUCTIONARYCOMES IN MY NAME ♪
630
00:32:06,325 --> 00:32:08,992
♪ SO THAT YOU CAMETO BECOME OBSESSEDWITH MY LOCATION ♪
631
00:32:08,994 --> 00:32:11,295
♪ CLUES TO MY IDENTITYDENIED TO THE IMPATIENT ♪
632
00:32:11,297 --> 00:32:12,596
♪ STEP UP, I SENSE...
633
00:32:12,598 --> 00:32:17,668
- Adam: IT'S UP HERE SOMEWHERE.
- YOU SAID THAT ON THE LAST
SEVEN STREETS.
634
00:32:17,670 --> 00:32:19,603
DO YOU EVEN KNOW
WHERE THE FUCK IT IS?
635
00:32:19,605 --> 00:32:22,072
- Adam: CHRIST,
SLAM ON THE BRAKES.
- ( tires screech )
636
00:32:22,074 --> 00:32:24,007
NO, THAT'S NOT IT.
637
00:32:24,009 --> 00:32:26,510
- WAIT! YEAH, THAT IS IT.
- ( tires screech )
638
00:32:32,016 --> 00:32:33,483
SHIT.
639
00:32:36,487 --> 00:32:39,022
DAN SAID THERE'S
A KEY UNDER THE MAT.
640
00:32:43,361 --> 00:32:45,128
WAIT HERE.
641
00:32:52,370 --> 00:32:55,172
( crashes )
642
00:32:55,174 --> 00:32:57,341
- ( glass shatters )- SOUNDS LIKE HE FOUND A KEY.
643
00:33:02,046 --> 00:33:05,282
- GENTLEMEN.
- ALL RIGHT.
THANKS, MOSES.
644
00:33:06,317 --> 00:33:08,618
NOT BAD.
NOT BAD AT ALL.
645
00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:13,390
BUST-ASS BITCHES.
646
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,427
WHOSE PLACE IS
THIS AGAIN?
647
00:33:17,429 --> 00:33:20,497
IT'S MY BOY DAN.
I WORKED WITH HIM AT BEST BUY.
648
00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:22,065
BOUGHT THIS PLACE
ON A BEST BUY SALARY, HUH?
649
00:33:22,067 --> 00:33:24,668
NO NO, FOUND A FINGER
IN HIS OMELET AT DENNY'S
650
00:33:24,670 --> 00:33:27,704
- AND SUED
FOR A SHIT-TON OF MONEY.
- Vince: AMERICAN DREAM.
651
00:33:27,706 --> 00:33:30,007
HEY, WHERE'S THE BATHROOM?
652
00:33:30,009 --> 00:33:31,608
I NEED
TO GET CLEANED UP.
653
00:33:32,578 --> 00:33:36,179
IT'S A BATHROOM, NOT A WOMAN
TO LOVE AND RESPECT YOU.
654
00:33:36,181 --> 00:33:38,248
I THINK YOU'LL FIND IT.
655
00:33:41,085 --> 00:33:42,519
REALLY?
656
00:33:43,488 --> 00:33:45,389
OH.
657
00:34:13,785 --> 00:34:17,254
WHY DOES YOUR FRIEND HAVE
A CABINET FULL OF BONERALL?
658
00:34:17,256 --> 00:34:20,657
YEAH, NOT TO MENTION
THIS PLACE REEKS OF ICY HOT
AND OLD PENNIES.
659
00:34:20,659 --> 00:34:23,126
AND THE ONLY BOTTLES
OF ALCOHOL THEY HAVE HERE IS
660
00:34:23,128 --> 00:34:25,228
THE LOVELY CREME DE MENTHE.
661
00:34:25,230 --> 00:34:28,799
DUDE FOUND A THUMB
IN HIS RASCAL FLATTS BREAKFAST.
662
00:34:28,801 --> 00:34:31,168
ALL RIGHT?
THAT KIND OF THING
FUCKS YOU UP FOR LIFE.
663
00:34:31,170 --> 00:34:33,103
STOP GOING THROUGH
HIS SHIT, ALL RIGHT?
664
00:34:33,105 --> 00:34:36,106
WE'RE NOT EVEN
GONNA BE HERE ANYWAY.
JUST FUCKING POUR THE SHOTS,
665
00:34:36,108 --> 00:34:38,208
LET'S HIT THE TOWNLIKE A HOUSE AFIRE AND GETTHIS SAD BASTARD LAID.
666
00:34:38,210 --> 00:34:40,343
HEY, ENOUGH SAID.
I HEARD YOU THERE.
667
00:34:41,479 --> 00:34:44,314
CHEERS.
BOTTOMS UP.
668
00:34:44,316 --> 00:34:46,149
IT SMELLS
LIKE COLESLAW.
669
00:34:47,185 --> 00:34:49,186
- SKY HOOK!
- ( glass shatters )
670
00:34:52,657 --> 00:34:55,258
YOU'RE STARTING TO KINDA
LIKE IT, RIGHT?
671
00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:58,328
♪ This is, this is
672
00:34:58,330 --> 00:35:01,431
♪ This isan American anthem ♪
673
00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:04,101
♪ This is, this is
674
00:35:04,103 --> 00:35:07,104
♪ This isan American anthem ♪
675
00:35:07,106 --> 00:35:09,773
♪ This is, this is
676
00:35:09,775 --> 00:35:12,109
♪ This isan American anthem... ♪
677
00:35:12,111 --> 00:35:13,610
GOOD EVENING, LADIES.
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
678
00:35:13,612 --> 00:35:15,312
I'M THE MANAGER
OF THIS FINE ESTABLISHMENT.
679
00:35:15,314 --> 00:35:16,646
I'D LIKE TO SEE
YOUR I.D.s AGAIN.
680
00:35:16,648 --> 00:35:20,350
BUT WE WANNA MAKE SURE
THERE IS NO UNDERAGE DRINKING
681
00:35:20,352 --> 00:35:22,152
SO I WOULD--
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
682
00:35:22,154 --> 00:35:24,554
THAT WOULD BE VERY NICE.THANK YOU. AND THANK YOU.
683
00:35:29,393 --> 00:35:31,828
HEY, THANKS AGAIN, LEO,
FOR COMING DOWN HERE.
684
00:35:31,830 --> 00:35:34,364
- IT MEANS A LOT TO ME.
- NO NO, OF COURSE.
685
00:35:34,366 --> 00:35:36,199
VINCE, I'M HERE
FOR YOU, OKAY?
686
00:35:37,268 --> 00:35:41,371
SO DID YOU WANNA
TALK ABOUT IT?
687
00:35:43,241 --> 00:35:44,908
I MEAN, HOW COULD
I LET THIS HAPPEN TO ME?
688
00:35:44,910 --> 00:35:46,877
HEY, LOOK,
YOU CAN'T-- DON'T--
689
00:35:46,879 --> 00:35:49,212
DON'T GO BLAMING
YOURSELF FOR THIS.
690
00:35:49,214 --> 00:35:52,549
I JUST-- I WISH
CYNDI COULD'VE LET ME KNOW
691
00:35:52,551 --> 00:35:54,684
ABOUT HER LITTLE SECRET
BEFORE THE MERGER.
692
00:35:54,686 --> 00:35:56,786
I CAN'T
FUCKING THINK STRAIGHT.
693
00:35:56,788 --> 00:35:58,188
WAIT A MINUTE.
MERGER?
694
00:35:58,190 --> 00:36:00,690
ARE YOU STILL GOING
THROUGH WITH THIS?
695
00:36:00,692 --> 00:36:03,293
ORGAN DONOR? HMM.
696
00:36:03,295 --> 00:36:05,662
OKAY, THERE YOU GO.
THIS ONE'S FOR YOU.
697
00:36:05,664 --> 00:36:07,564
THANK YOU, LADIES.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
APPRECIATE IT.
698
00:36:09,433 --> 00:36:11,535
OKAY.
699
00:36:11,537 --> 00:36:13,737
MEREDITH JAMISON.
700
00:36:13,739 --> 00:36:17,207
STATUS SAYS
"IT'S COMPLICATED."
( chuckles )
701
00:36:17,209 --> 00:36:19,442
IT'S NOT THAT COMPLICATED
WHEN YOU'RE GAGGING ON IT.
702
00:36:19,444 --> 00:36:20,710
OH YEAH.
703
00:36:21,846 --> 00:36:23,813
SPEAKING OF GAGGING. HEY.
704
00:36:23,815 --> 00:36:26,316
I DON'T HAVE
A CHOICE, OKAY?
705
00:36:26,318 --> 00:36:29,219
I CAN'T START
AT A NEW COMPANY
FROM SCRATCH.
706
00:36:29,221 --> 00:36:31,221
I JUST CAN'T. I--
707
00:36:31,223 --> 00:36:32,489
TO GET WHERE I AM TODAY?
708
00:36:32,491 --> 00:36:34,891
I'D BE OLD ENOUGH
TO RETIRE.
709
00:36:36,627 --> 00:36:38,628
THAT WOMAN--
710
00:36:38,630 --> 00:36:40,463
SHE CAN RUIN
MY PERSONAL LIFE,
711
00:36:40,465 --> 00:36:43,500
BUT I'M NOT GONNA
LET HER TAKE MY CAREER
AWAY FROM ME TOO.
712
00:36:44,535 --> 00:36:47,404
I'LL JUST GO THROUGH
WITH THE MERGER
713
00:36:47,406 --> 00:36:50,373
AND TAKE CARE
OF MY FAKE MARRIAGE
AFTER THAT.
714
00:36:52,243 --> 00:36:55,378
I GUESS THAT'S WHY THEY SAY
NOT TO DIP YOUR PEN
IN COMPANY INK, HUH?
715
00:36:56,681 --> 00:37:00,250
( rock music playing )
716
00:37:01,419 --> 00:37:02,919
YOU LIKE MY GLASSES?
717
00:37:02,921 --> 00:37:04,421
( Russian accent )
DO I LOOK LIKE A DALLAS COWBOY?
718
00:37:04,423 --> 00:37:06,323
YOU LIKE
THE DALLAS COWBOYS?
719
00:37:06,325 --> 00:37:08,325
DO I LOOK LIKE ONE?
LIKE A ROY ROGERS?
720
00:37:12,263 --> 00:37:14,397
WATCH IT, DICKHOLE.
721
00:37:18,302 --> 00:37:21,404
DID YOU SAY YOU WANTED
TO WATCH MY DICK GROW?
722
00:37:21,406 --> 00:37:24,274
OH! HOW CONTROVERSIAL.
723
00:37:24,276 --> 00:37:25,742
MY NAME IS IGOR.
HE'S MY BOOTS.
724
00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:27,577
WHAT'S YOUR NAME,
BANDANA MAN?
725
00:37:27,579 --> 00:37:30,347
WHAT THE FUCK
DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
726
00:37:30,349 --> 00:37:33,950
OH. OH, I THINK
ME CALLING HIM "BANDANA MAN"
727
00:37:33,952 --> 00:37:36,586
WAS TOO CONTROVERSIAL
FOR HIM.
728
00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:40,357
YOU WANT TO GET CONTROVERSIAL,
I WILL GET REAL CONTROVERSIAL.
729
00:37:40,359 --> 00:37:43,326
YOU DON'T WANT CONTROVERSY.
DON'T PRETEND LIKE YOU
KNOW CONTROVERSY.
730
00:37:43,328 --> 00:37:45,262
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW
CONTROVERSY IF IT PULLED UP
TO A MIDDLE SCHOOL,
731
00:37:45,264 --> 00:37:48,265
SHOWED YOU ITS PENIS
AND MAKE YOU TAKE A BLOOD JOB.
732
00:37:48,267 --> 00:37:51,635
YOU MEAN A BLOW JOB,
YOU STUPID LIMEY.
733
00:37:51,637 --> 00:37:53,570
DO I?
734
00:37:53,572 --> 00:37:56,840
- ( laughs )
- ( mouths )
735
00:37:56,842 --> 00:37:58,942
OH, HE DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT A BLOOD JOB IS.
736
00:37:58,944 --> 00:38:01,311
- HOW CUTE. HOW CUTE.
- ( laughing )
737
00:38:07,318 --> 00:38:09,419
WHAT IF I WAS MORE IN LOVE
738
00:38:09,421 --> 00:38:12,055
WITH THE IDEA
OF BEING IN LOVE
739
00:38:12,057 --> 00:38:14,324
WITH THE BOSS'S DAUGHTER,
740
00:38:14,326 --> 00:38:17,360
RATHER THAN ACTUALLY
BEING IN LOVE?
741
00:38:17,362 --> 00:38:19,362
ALL RIGHT, VINCE.
LET'S DO THIS, OKAY?
742
00:38:19,364 --> 00:38:22,332
OH, COME ON, BRADY, PLEASE.
LET ME JUST DRINK MYSELF
INTO OBLIVION.
743
00:38:22,334 --> 00:38:24,901
I DON'T THINK
I CAN BE REJECTED
BY ANOTHER WOMAN TONIGHT.
744
00:38:24,903 --> 00:38:28,371
NO NO NO, IT'S NOT
GONNA HAPPEN, BECAUSE I'VE
DONE SOME TOP-NOTCH RECON.
745
00:38:28,373 --> 00:38:29,939
ACCORDING TO THEIR
FACEBOOK PROFILES,
746
00:38:29,941 --> 00:38:32,776
I'VE NARROWED IT DOWN
TO THREE LUCKY LADIES, OKAY?
747
00:38:32,778 --> 00:38:34,711
MEREDITH--
SHE IS FIRST UP.
748
00:38:34,713 --> 00:38:37,681
HER RELATIONSHIP STATUS SAYS
"IT'S COMPLICATED,"
749
00:38:37,683 --> 00:38:39,916
WHICH MEANS
THAT YOU CAN DEFINITELY
HAVE SEX WITH HER.
750
00:38:39,918 --> 00:38:41,818
YOU JUST GOTTA GET HER DRUNK,
GET A LITTLE YOUR KNEE.
751
00:38:41,820 --> 00:38:44,788
( whistles )
OKAY. ALSO, WE HAVE JANE,
752
00:38:44,790 --> 00:38:46,356
WHO'S IN THE CORNER
OVER THERE.
753
00:38:46,358 --> 00:38:48,058
SHE ACTUALLY JUST BROKE UPWITH A GUY NAMED ERIC.
754
00:38:48,060 --> 00:38:51,027
AND NOW ERIC WAS
A REAL NICE GUY.
TOO NICE.
755
00:38:51,029 --> 00:38:56,666
YOU GOTTA CALL HER AN IDIOT,
A SCHMUCK, MAYBE TELL HER THAT
HER THIGHS ARE REALLY FAT.
756
00:38:56,668 --> 00:38:59,336
ALSO WE HAVE CHELSEA.
SHE WAS ACTUALLY DATING
AN ASSHOLE,
757
00:38:59,338 --> 00:39:01,371
SO YOU GOTTA BEON THE FLIPSIDE OF THAT ONE.
758
00:39:01,373 --> 00:39:03,440
BE REALLY NICE WITH HER,
BUT BE VERY CAREFUL,
759
00:39:03,442 --> 00:39:06,409
BECAUSE SHE'S ON HER PERIOD,
SO YOU MIGHT WANNA BE
TROLLING FOR COLON.
760
00:39:06,411 --> 00:39:09,079
OKAY, GET IN THERE.
I GOT THREE OTHER LADIES
THAT ARE FUCKING WHACK JOBS
761
00:39:09,081 --> 00:39:11,381
- AND THEY LOVE TO GET BL--
- BRADY. BRADY, LISTEN,
762
00:39:11,383 --> 00:39:14,451
I'M NOT INTERESTED, OKAY?
I'M NOT INTERESTED
IN ANYONE IN HERE.
763
00:39:14,453 --> 00:39:16,453
NONE OF THESE GIRLS
ARE EVEN MY TYPE.
764
00:39:16,455 --> 00:39:18,555
I'M-- I DON'T WANT TO TALK
TO A GIRL TONIGHT,
765
00:39:18,557 --> 00:39:20,857
LET ALONE A GIRL
WHO'S GONNA--
766
00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:22,926
( chattering fades )
767
00:39:33,137 --> 00:39:35,805
OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
OKAY? I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
768
00:39:35,807 --> 00:39:37,640
WHY DO YOU GOTTA
START SHIT, BIATCH?
769
00:39:37,642 --> 00:39:39,509
Man:
FIGHT!
THERE'S GONNA BE A FIGHT!
770
00:39:39,511 --> 00:39:41,444
- BOOTS, TAKE MY PELT.
- ( people shouting )
771
00:39:45,149 --> 00:39:47,484
- ( men chanting )
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
- REBECCA!
772
00:39:47,486 --> 00:39:52,021
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
773
00:39:52,023 --> 00:39:53,923
DUDE, SERIOUSLY.
COME ON, RELAX.
774
00:39:53,925 --> 00:39:55,892
WE CAN ALL TALK ABOUT THIS.
LET'S BE RATIONAL, ALL RIGHT?
775
00:39:55,894 --> 00:39:59,429
LADIES, IS IT JUST ME
OR IS THIS ONE'S PANTS BULGE
UNIMPRESSIVE?
776
00:40:00,598 --> 00:40:02,732
YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD!
I'LL KILL YOU!
777
00:40:02,734 --> 00:40:04,467
HEY HEY.
WHOA WHOA WHOA!
778
00:40:04,469 --> 00:40:07,437
- YO, GUYS!
- THE BIG ONE IS ALL MINE!
779
00:40:07,439 --> 00:40:10,140
- DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
BRING HIM DOWN!
- COME ON!
780
00:40:10,142 --> 00:40:11,641
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- COME ON.
781
00:40:11,643 --> 00:40:13,042
( woman coughs )
782
00:40:13,044 --> 00:40:15,011
LOOK, YOU'RE ALL ACTING
LIKE CHILDREN.
783
00:40:15,013 --> 00:40:17,680
VIOLENCE IS NOT
THE ANSWER, OKAY?
VIOLENCE IS NOT FUNNY.
784
00:40:18,749 --> 00:40:20,850
- OH GOD!
- DOUCHE.
785
00:40:26,757 --> 00:40:28,591
( Adam breathing heavily )
786
00:40:30,194 --> 00:40:32,429
I SAY WE GET
SOME TEC-9s,
787
00:40:32,431 --> 00:40:35,498
ROLL OUT
LOOKING TO POP HOLLOWS
IN THAT KRAUT BASTARD.
788
00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:38,034
LOOK, GUYS, I DON'T
THINK HE'S A GERMAN.
789
00:40:38,036 --> 00:40:39,903
HE'S ACTUALLY
RUSSIAN, DUDE.
790
00:40:39,905 --> 00:40:43,106
I DON'T CARE IF HE'S THE
PRESIDENT OF FUCKING ENGLAND.
HE'S A DEAD MAN.
791
00:40:43,108 --> 00:40:45,108
- ( cellphone ringing )
- GUYS, UH, SHUT UP.
792
00:40:46,844 --> 00:40:49,646
- HELLO? HELLO?
- ( shouting ) VINCE! VINCE!
793
00:40:49,648 --> 00:40:52,081
- ( pop music playing )- THIS BIG AMERICAN COW GREASE--
794
00:40:52,083 --> 00:40:55,718
IT'S A HUGE HIT
WITH THE JAPANESE. HUGE!
795
00:40:55,720 --> 00:40:57,787
YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN, VINCE!
796
00:40:57,789 --> 00:41:00,156
♪ I LIKE GIRL THAT WEAR
ABERCROMBIE & FITCH ♪
797
00:41:00,158 --> 00:41:02,459
♪ I'D TAKE HER
IF I HAD ONE WISH... ♪
798
00:41:02,461 --> 00:41:04,761
GREAT. I TAKE IT
THE YAKITORIS ARE
HAVING A GOOD TIME?
799
00:41:04,763 --> 00:41:08,231
OH GOD, YEAH!
THEY'RE A GREAT BUNCH OF GUYS!
800
00:41:08,233 --> 00:41:11,134
EXCELLENT. SO HAVE YOU
GIVEN ANYMORE THOUGHT
801
00:41:11,136 --> 00:41:13,736
- TO WHAT WE TALKED
ABOUT THIS MORNING?
- YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY, VINCE,
802
00:41:13,738 --> 00:41:16,005
- I REALLY HAVE.
- AND?
803
00:41:16,007 --> 00:41:18,475
I'M STILL GONNA BANKRUPT
THE BASTARDS,
804
00:41:18,477 --> 00:41:20,810
BUT IT'S NOT GONNA BE
AS MUCH FUN, I DON'T THINK.
805
00:41:20,812 --> 00:41:23,112
♪ THINK IT'S FLY
WHEN GIRLS STOP BY ♪
806
00:41:23,114 --> 00:41:25,114
♪ FOR THE SUMMER,
FOR THE SUMMER... ♪
807
00:41:25,116 --> 00:41:27,884
UH, SIR, I'M SORRY.
CAN YOU HANG ON ONE SECOND?
808
00:41:27,886 --> 00:41:30,220
I HAVE ANOTHER CALL.
ACTUALLY, IS THERE ANYTHING
ELSE YOU NEED FROM ME?
809
00:41:31,522 --> 00:41:33,790
HOW DO YOU SAY "HOOKER"?
810
00:41:33,792 --> 00:41:36,559
- I'M SORRY?
- AH, FORGET IT.
WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT.
811
00:41:36,561 --> 00:41:39,028
♪ NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK HADA BUNCH OF HITS ♪
812
00:41:39,030 --> 00:41:40,930
♪ CHINESE FOOD
MAKES ME SICK... ♪
813
00:41:40,932 --> 00:41:43,533
- ( laughs )
- OKAY.
814
00:41:44,869 --> 00:41:47,737
- HELLO.
- HI, IT'S ME.
815
00:41:47,739 --> 00:41:50,573
- HI. YOUR DAD SAYS HI.
- WHERE ARE YOU?
816
00:41:50,575 --> 00:41:53,743
- LIKE YOU EVEN CARE.
- OF COURSE I CARE.
817
00:41:53,745 --> 00:41:55,678
DON'T BE SILLY.
818
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:58,581
YOU'RE MY HUSBAND
AND I LOVE YOU.
819
00:41:58,583 --> 00:42:01,284
YOU-- YOU MEAN THAT?
820
00:42:01,286 --> 00:42:03,653
NO. ( sighs )
821
00:42:03,655 --> 00:42:05,655
I'M JUST REALLY GOOD
AT LYING.
822
00:42:05,657 --> 00:42:07,924
YOU ARE A MONSTER.
823
00:42:09,193 --> 00:42:12,262
- PUT A CAP IN HER TOO.
- NO. NO CAPS, OKAY?
824
00:42:12,264 --> 00:42:15,598
NO TEC-9s.
NO ROUGH RIDING
AND GANG BANGING.
825
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:18,635
ALL RIGHT?
WE'RE DOWN HERE
FOR ONE MORE DAY.
826
00:42:18,637 --> 00:42:20,270
JUST FORGET ABOUT HER.
FORGET ABOUT THE RUSSIAN.
827
00:42:20,272 --> 00:42:23,706
I'M GOING TO BED EARLY.
I SUGGEST YOU ALL DO THE SAME.
828
00:42:23,708 --> 00:42:25,275
HEY, MAN.
829
00:42:27,077 --> 00:42:29,712
I DON'T DO BRIGHT
OR EARLY.
830
00:42:30,714 --> 00:42:32,615
WELL, THIS ISN'T
ABOUT YOU.
831
00:42:34,285 --> 00:42:36,753
( people chattering )
832
00:42:36,755 --> 00:42:39,255
LISTEN, THERE'S A LOT
OF HOTSPOTS I WANNA HIT,
833
00:42:39,257 --> 00:42:41,057
SO I GOT US ON KIND OF
A RIGID SCHEDULE,
834
00:42:41,059 --> 00:42:42,759
BUT IT'S NOTHING
WE CAN'T HANDLE.
835
00:42:42,761 --> 00:42:46,863
- PLEASE STOP YELLING.
- AFTER THIS, WE'LL HIT
THE OUTLETS,
836
00:42:46,865 --> 00:42:50,033
AND THEN I'VE GOT US
DOING A QUICK NINE-HOLE
OF MINIATURE GOLF
837
00:42:50,035 --> 00:42:54,604
BEFORE WE GO HAVE LUNCH
BY LUCY THE ELEPHANT.
I MADE RESERVATIONS.
838
00:42:54,606 --> 00:42:56,673
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
- HOW ARE YOU THIS
FUCKING CHIPPER?
839
00:42:56,675 --> 00:42:58,341
IT'S SEVEN
OF MORNING O'CLOCK.
840
00:42:58,343 --> 00:42:59,742
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
RIGID SCHEDULE?
841
00:42:59,744 --> 00:43:01,811
I THOUGHT THE WHOLE PURPOSE
OF THIS OUTING
842
00:43:01,813 --> 00:43:03,613
WAS TO INJECTSOMETHING UNEXPECTED,
843
00:43:03,615 --> 00:43:05,214
THROW A LITTLE FUN
IN YOUR LIFE.
844
00:43:05,216 --> 00:43:07,684
OKAY, YOU GUYS KNOW ME.
845
00:43:07,686 --> 00:43:08,885
I LIKE KNOWING WHAT
I'M GONNA DO, OKAY?
846
00:43:08,887 --> 00:43:10,320
AND I CAN'T BE HAPPY
UNLESS I DO.
847
00:43:10,322 --> 00:43:12,088
IT'S REALLY NOT
THAT BIG A DEAL.
848
00:43:12,090 --> 00:43:14,824
IT IS, BUT IT ISN'T.
I MEAN YOU CAN'T JUST
PLAN EVERYTHING.
849
00:43:14,826 --> 00:43:16,693
HAVE A LITTLE SPONTANEITY
IN YOUR LIFE, ALL RIGHT?
850
00:43:16,695 --> 00:43:18,194
- IT CAN'T HURT.
- IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN,
851
00:43:18,196 --> 00:43:19,929
VINCE DIDN'T ACTUALLY PLAN
TO TURN HIS WIFE
852
00:43:19,931 --> 00:43:21,898
INTO A BOX-CHOMPING
CARPET MUNCHER
853
00:43:21,900 --> 00:43:24,367
AND THAT HAPPENED
ON ITS OWN, DIDN'T IT?
THAT LOOKED LIKE IT HURT.
854
00:43:24,369 --> 00:43:26,803
YEAH, YOU'VE GOT A POINT.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
855
00:43:26,805 --> 00:43:28,972
I THOUGHT THE WHOLE POINT
OF COMING HERE TO ATLANTIC CITY
856
00:43:28,974 --> 00:43:31,708
WAS TO GO OUT,
HAVE A GREAT TIME,
BE WITH YOUR BUDS--
857
00:43:31,710 --> 00:43:34,344
JUST TO HAVE A GREAT TIME.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
858
00:43:34,346 --> 00:43:37,080
YOU WANNA GO
FRICKING SHOPPING.
YOU WANNA GO TO OUTLETS.
859
00:43:37,082 --> 00:43:39,816
WHAT IF I LIKE
THE OUTLETS?
I DO. I DO.
860
00:43:39,818 --> 00:43:41,384
I LIKE THE OUTLETS.
I LIKE BARGAINS.
861
00:43:41,386 --> 00:43:44,854
I LIKE SHOPPING.
I LIKE NOT WASTING
EACH MINUTE OF THE DAY
862
00:43:44,856 --> 00:43:48,358
- AND I ESPECIALLY LIKE
THE HANDMADE CANDLE STORE.
- ( coughs )
863
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:51,728
MY GOD, THAT IS
THE LAMEST THING
I'VE EVER HEARD!
864
00:43:51,730 --> 00:43:53,329
CAN WE JUST GET
OUR DICKS WET?
865
00:43:54,832 --> 00:43:57,400
WOULD YOU KEEP IT DOWN?
WE'RE IN PUBLIC.
866
00:43:57,402 --> 00:43:59,135
WHAT, HER? LIKE SHE'S
LITTLE MISS PROPER?
867
00:43:59,137 --> 00:44:00,403
WOULD IT KILL YOU TO HAVE
A LITTLE DECENCY?
868
00:44:00,405 --> 00:44:02,071
TRUST ME,
THAT CHICK'S A SKANK.
869
00:44:02,073 --> 00:44:04,340
THERE'S NO FATHER.
870
00:44:04,342 --> 00:44:08,211
- KEEP IT DOWN.
- THAT KID WAS PROBABLY
THE BYPRODUCT
871
00:44:08,213 --> 00:44:10,313
OF EVERY SINGLE MEMBER
OF DEF LEPPARD.
872
00:44:10,315 --> 00:44:14,784
- HE'S-- MA'AM, I'M SO SOR--
- ( woman sighs )
873
00:44:15,886 --> 00:44:17,253
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE
TO BE THE LOUDEST
874
00:44:17,255 --> 00:44:20,089
A...SSHOLE IN THE PLACE?
875
00:44:20,091 --> 00:44:23,192
- AND IT GETS OLD REAL FAST.
- LEO, RELAX, OKAY?
876
00:44:23,194 --> 00:44:26,129
- THAT'S JUST THE WAY HE IS.
- JUST BECAUSE THAT'S THE WAY
HE'S ALWAYS BEEN
877
00:44:26,131 --> 00:44:28,698
DOESN'T MEAN HE GETS
A FREE PASS FOR BEING
A PIECE OF CRAP.
878
00:44:28,700 --> 00:44:32,068
ADAM, YOU MAY HAVE GOTTEN AWAY
WITH THAT IN COLLEGE,
879
00:44:32,070 --> 00:44:35,138
BUT YOU'RE A FULL-GROWN MAN NOW,
SO START ACTING LIKE IT.
880
00:44:35,140 --> 00:44:37,373
WHAT? HOW? LIKE YOU?
LIKE A LITTLE BITCH
ALL THE TIME?
881
00:44:37,375 --> 00:44:39,275
- NO NO, I'LL PASS.
- I'M NOT A LITTLE BITCH.
882
00:44:41,011 --> 00:44:42,412
- I'M NOT.- IT'S OKAY.
883
00:44:42,414 --> 00:44:44,380
ONE IN 12 MEN WAS BORN
WITH A VAGINA.
884
00:44:44,382 --> 00:44:45,982
- IT'S PERFECTLY NATURAL.- ( scoffs )
885
00:44:45,984 --> 00:44:47,917
VINCE, I DON'T KNOW HOW
YOU CAN STAND THIS GUY.
886
00:44:47,919 --> 00:44:50,186
I'VE FORGOTTEN HOW MUCH
OF A CHILD HE IS.
887
00:44:50,188 --> 00:44:52,455
- WHAT, YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER
THEN ME OR SOMETHING?
- YES, I DO.
888
00:44:52,457 --> 00:44:54,957
AND MAYBE IF YOU'D ACT LIKE
A RESPECTABLE HUMAN BEING
889
00:44:54,959 --> 00:44:57,026
FOR A DAY,
YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND WHY.
890
00:44:57,028 --> 00:44:58,728
AND MAYBE IF YOU PULLED
THAT PINECONE
891
00:44:58,730 --> 00:45:01,097
OUT OF YOUR ASSHOLE
FOR ONE DAY AND LET LOOSE,
892
00:45:01,099 --> 00:45:04,100
YOU'D SEE THE WORLD
NEEDS PEOPLE LIKE METO KEEP IT INTERESTING.
893
00:45:04,102 --> 00:45:07,370
SO THE WORLD NEEDSAN OBNOXIOUS JERK WITHA FALSE SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT?
894
00:45:07,372 --> 00:45:10,139
YES! I AM THE YIN
TO YOUR POMPOUS,
895
00:45:10,141 --> 00:45:12,775
- FART-SNIFFING YANG.
- ( laughs )
896
00:45:14,311 --> 00:45:16,312
WHATEVER. FINE.
897
00:45:17,314 --> 00:45:18,848
I WILL FLIP YOU FOR IT.
898
00:45:18,850 --> 00:45:22,785
I WIN, YOU KEEP
YOUR BIG MOUTH SHUT
899
00:45:22,787 --> 00:45:25,088
FOR THE REST OF THE DAY
AND BEHAVE LIKE A GENTLEMAN,
900
00:45:25,090 --> 00:45:27,724
- SO WE CAN
ACTUALLY ENJOY OURSELVES.
- LEO, NOT A GOOD IDEA.
901
00:45:27,726 --> 00:45:31,294
YOU WIN, I WILL GO THE REST
OF THE DAY UNDER YOUR WING.
902
00:45:31,296 --> 00:45:34,997
I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU DO.
I'LL LIVE THE WAY YOU LIVE.
903
00:45:34,999 --> 00:45:37,266
I'LL BE THE YIN
TO MY OWN YANG.
904
00:45:37,268 --> 00:45:39,235
HOW'S THAT SOUND,
CONFUCIUS?
905
00:45:39,237 --> 00:45:40,837
THIS SOUNDS LIKE
A BAD IDEA.
906
00:45:46,477 --> 00:45:48,811
- CALL IT, PRINCESS.
- TAILS.
907
00:45:51,815 --> 00:45:54,917
( chuckling )
908
00:45:56,887 --> 00:45:58,955
- YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT.
- NO. WHATEVER.
909
00:45:58,957 --> 00:46:00,356
I'M NOT DOING IT,
'CAUSE IT'S STUPID.
910
00:46:00,358 --> 00:46:02,091
NUH-UH, PUSSY.
A DEAL'S A DEAL.
911
00:46:03,393 --> 00:46:05,828
VINCE, YOU CAN'T
REALLY EXPECT ME TO--
912
00:46:05,830 --> 00:46:07,964
I MEAN,
A DEAL'S A DEAL.
913
00:46:07,966 --> 00:46:11,200
WHATEVER.
WHATEVER. FINE.
914
00:46:12,503 --> 00:46:15,037
IS THIS, UH-- YOU WEREN'T
DRINKING THIS, WERE YOU?
915
00:46:15,039 --> 00:46:17,440
( hawking )
916
00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:22,845
( sarcastically )
OH NO.
917
00:46:26,817 --> 00:46:29,085
- HOW'S THAT?
- NOT BAD.
918
00:46:29,087 --> 00:46:30,553
( blows )
919
00:46:35,125 --> 00:46:36,559
YOU'LL GET BETTER.
920
00:46:39,930 --> 00:46:41,998
( people chattering,laughing )
921
00:46:48,906 --> 00:46:50,973
- WHY ARE WE HERE?
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
922
00:46:50,975 --> 00:46:54,410
WE'RE HERE FOR A SPONTANEOUS,
TESTOSTERONE-FUELED
WEEKEND, RIGHT?
923
00:46:54,412 --> 00:46:57,914
YEAH, REAL SPONTANEOUS.
I MEAN, YOU'VE SCHEDULED
EVERYTHING.
924
00:46:57,916 --> 00:46:59,482
YOU EVEN SCHEDULED
THE BATHROOM BREAKS.
925
00:46:59,484 --> 00:47:01,851
YOU JUST CAN'T KEEP PLANNING
EVERY OUNCE OF YOUR LIFE.
926
00:47:01,853 --> 00:47:03,886
- SAYS WHO?
- SAYS LIFE.
927
00:47:03,888 --> 00:47:05,988
SOONER OR LATER YOU HAVE
TO DEVIATE FROM THE PLAN,
928
00:47:05,990 --> 00:47:07,824
'CAUSE RIGHT NOW YOUR LIFE
IS IN THE SHITTER.
929
00:47:07,826 --> 00:47:09,959
I THINK NOW'S
A GOOD TIME TO START.
930
00:47:09,961 --> 00:47:12,562
OKAY. I GET IT,
ALL RIGHT?
931
00:47:12,564 --> 00:47:16,299
AS BEST MAN,
YOU FEEL THE NEED
TO DOLE OUT THE ADVICE.
932
00:47:16,301 --> 00:47:18,935
AND I APPRECIATE THAT--
I DO-- BUT RIGHT NOW,
933
00:47:18,937 --> 00:47:21,103
I'M KIND OF IN
A DIFFICULT PLACE
TO BE GIVING ADVICE TO.
934
00:47:21,105 --> 00:47:23,906
I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU WENT
THROUGH THE SAME THING
WITH YOUR EX,
935
00:47:23,908 --> 00:47:26,442
BUT LET'S TRY TO REMEMBER
THAT YOU GOT MARRIED
936
00:47:26,444 --> 00:47:29,478
IN A SHOTGUN WEDDING
AT THE COURTHOUSE ON A WHIM.
937
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:33,850
YOU DIDN'T EXACTLY PLAN
THAT OUT AND THAT STILL
WENT TO SHIT, SO--
938
00:47:33,852 --> 00:47:35,518
YOU'RE STILL
IN LOVE WITH HER,
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.
939
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:38,421
I MEAN, YOU'VE BEEN
WEARING THE WEDDING RING
FOR TWO YEARS NOW.
940
00:47:40,057 --> 00:47:42,091
FORGIVE ME FOR SAYING,
BUT YOUR ADVICE--
941
00:47:43,193 --> 00:47:44,493
IT'S KINDA WORTHLESS.
942
00:47:44,495 --> 00:47:46,162
DO YOU KNOW WHY
I STILL WEAR THIS RING?
943
00:47:46,164 --> 00:47:47,964
NO.
PLEASE, ENLIGHTEN ME.
944
00:47:51,535 --> 00:47:54,070
SO I DON'T FORGET
HOW MUCH IT HURT.
945
00:47:54,072 --> 00:47:56,239
IT IS A CONSTANT REMINDER
946
00:47:56,241 --> 00:47:58,407
THAT I KNOW THATI WILL NEVER EVER
947
00:47:58,409 --> 00:48:00,076
LET ANY OTHER WOMAN
GET CLOSE TO ME.
948
00:48:00,078 --> 00:48:02,144
'CAUSE IT WOULD BE
MY OWN DAMN FAULT.
949
00:48:03,513 --> 00:48:05,615
WELL, THAT'S A PRETTY
PESSIMISTIC WAY
950
00:48:05,617 --> 00:48:07,950
- TO GO LOOKING--
- AND THEN CYNDI COMES ALONG,
951
00:48:07,952 --> 00:48:09,652
AND SHE WAS PERFECT.
952
00:48:10,954 --> 00:48:12,889
I JUST STARTED THINKING
THAT MAYBE I SHOULD JUST
953
00:48:12,891 --> 00:48:15,992
THROW THE RING IN THE TRASH,
BECAUSE I WAS WRONG.
954
00:48:15,994 --> 00:48:19,662
WHEN I GAVE YOUTHAT RING AND I SAWTHE LOOK IN HER EYE
955
00:48:19,664 --> 00:48:21,264
WHEN SHE WASGIVING HER VOWS,
956
00:48:21,266 --> 00:48:22,932
I SAW THE LOVE.
957
00:48:22,934 --> 00:48:24,934
I SAW HOW HONEST
AND PURE SHE WAS.
958
00:48:27,971 --> 00:48:30,539
I STARTED THINKING
MAYBE THAT THERE'S
SOMEBODY OUT THERE FOR ME,
959
00:48:30,541 --> 00:48:33,442
SOMEBODY WHO I CAN LOVE,
SOMEBODY THAT'S GONNA
LOVE ME BACK.
960
00:48:36,246 --> 00:48:37,947
( scoffs )
961
00:48:37,949 --> 00:48:40,950
THEN SHE TURNED OUT
TO BE THE WORST ONE YET.
962
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:44,954
( snorts )
963
00:48:47,324 --> 00:48:49,392
COME ON, LET'S GO
HAVE SOME FUN, ALL RIGHT?
964
00:48:51,029 --> 00:48:53,696
BUT WE'RE STILL GONNA
STICK TO THE SCHEDULE.
965
00:48:53,698 --> 00:48:55,932
( chuckles )
SURE, WE CAN STICK
TO THE SCHEDULE,
966
00:48:55,934 --> 00:48:58,501
BUT CAN YOU PLEASE
JOT DOWN THAT WE'RE
GETTING OUR DICKS WET?
967
00:49:00,971 --> 00:49:03,940
SPEAKING OF DICKS,
HAVE YOU SEEN LEO OR ADAM?
968
00:49:06,710 --> 00:49:08,110
NO.
969
00:49:09,112 --> 00:49:11,547
- BODY SHOTS!
- BODY SHOTS!
970
00:49:11,549 --> 00:49:15,384
LEO, WOULD YOU BE SO KIND
AS TO TOP VERONICA OFF?
971
00:49:15,386 --> 00:49:17,320
- Woman #2: YEAH.
- Veronica: PLEASE, LEO.
972
00:49:17,322 --> 00:49:18,688
- VERONICA.
- HELLO.
973
00:49:18,690 --> 00:49:20,690
YOU REMIND ME OF A GIRL
I USED TO HAVE A CRUSH ON.
974
00:49:20,692 --> 00:49:22,491
- OH REALLY? ( laughs )
- SORRY. SORRY.
975
00:49:22,493 --> 00:49:24,694
- IS THAT OKAY?
- YES. YUP, I THINK
IT'S IN THERE.
976
00:49:24,696 --> 00:49:26,996
- SHOULD I FILL HER UP?
- IT'S FINE LIKE THAT.
977
00:49:26,998 --> 00:49:28,998
- THANK YOU.
- I LOVE IT.
978
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,166
- ( laughs )
- LEO, YEAH.
979
00:49:30,168 --> 00:49:32,335
- LEO'S TURN!
- YEAH, LEO'S TURN.
980
00:49:32,337 --> 00:49:35,004
- NO NO.
- IT IS MOST DEFINITELY
LEO'S TURN.
981
00:49:35,006 --> 00:49:36,639
- NO NO NO NO.
- YES, COME ON.
982
00:49:36,641 --> 00:49:38,341
- DON'T BE SHY.
- IT'S TOO EARLY FOR WHISKEY.
983
00:49:38,343 --> 00:49:41,744
- I CAN'T.
- LEO, IT IS NEVERTOO EARLY FOR WHISKEY.
984
00:49:41,746 --> 00:49:45,214
- MM-HMM.
- LADIES, WHO WOULD
LIKE TO MAMA-BIRD
985
00:49:45,216 --> 00:49:47,516
- A SHOT TO YOUNG LEO?
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS,
BUT I'LL DO IT.
986
00:49:47,518 --> 00:49:49,685
- WHAT'S A MAMA BIRD?
- I LIKE YOU.
987
00:49:49,687 --> 00:49:52,555
- NO, WHAT'S--
WHAT'S A MAMA BIRD?
- WELL, LEO, IT'S SIMPLE.
988
00:49:52,557 --> 00:49:54,357
FIRST THINGS FIRST--
DOWN ON YOUR KNEES
989
00:49:54,359 --> 00:49:57,326
- IN FRONT THE VERY SEXY
JESSICA HERE.
- THANK YOU.
990
00:49:57,328 --> 00:50:00,029
- NOW YOU'RE GONNA
TAKE A SHOT.
- OKAY.
991
00:50:00,031 --> 00:50:02,598
YOU'RE NOT GONNA SWALLOW IT.
YOU'RE JUST GONNA KEEP IT
IN YOUR MOUTH...
992
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:07,303
AND GRACEFULLY SQUEEZE
A STREAM OF THE REFRESHING
KENTUCKY BOURBON
993
00:50:07,305 --> 00:50:09,171
- INTO YOUNG LEO'S MOUTH HERE.
- ALL RIGHT.
994
00:50:09,173 --> 00:50:11,140
- OKAY, ARE YOU READY, LEO?
- OH. ( chuckles )
995
00:50:11,142 --> 00:50:13,342
- ARE YOU READY?
- AH. HERE WE GO.
996
00:50:13,344 --> 00:50:15,745
- Veronica: OPEN WIDE.- AHH...
997
00:50:15,747 --> 00:50:17,446
( both laugh )
998
00:50:17,448 --> 00:50:20,016
- Adam: READY?
- ( Veronica laughing )
999
00:50:22,119 --> 00:50:24,487
- Igor: OH, WHAT FUN.
- Women: IGOR!
1000
00:50:26,256 --> 00:50:28,791
HELLO, LADIES.
I FORGET YOUR NAME.
1001
00:50:28,793 --> 00:50:30,693
YOUR NAME STARTS
WITH AN F, I THINK.
1002
00:50:30,695 --> 00:50:32,561
LOOK ALIVE, SOLDIER.
THIS SHIT'S ABOUT
TO JUMP OFF.
1003
00:50:32,563 --> 00:50:35,097
HELLO, BANDANA MAN.
I SEE YOU'VE FOUND
1004
00:50:35,099 --> 00:50:37,400
MY FAVORITE TIKI BAR.
I HOPE IT'S TREATING YOU WELL.
1005
00:50:37,402 --> 00:50:40,136
NO NO NO! ALL RIGHT,
NOT THIS, NOT AGAIN.
1006
00:50:40,138 --> 00:50:42,405
IF YOU THINK YOU'RE
GANKING MY HALF-DRUNK
BITCHES FROM ME,
1007
00:50:42,407 --> 00:50:45,141
- YOU GOT ANOTHER THINK COMING.
- OH, THESE GIRLS?
1008
00:50:46,610 --> 00:50:48,277
EH. I DON'T WANT
THESE GIRLS.
1009
00:50:48,279 --> 00:50:51,247
THEY ARE TOO OLD FOR IGOR.
1010
00:50:51,249 --> 00:50:55,051
- I'M 28.
- WELL, IF YOU SAY SO.
1011
00:50:55,053 --> 00:50:57,553
BUT I CAN TELL YOU HAVE
THE SAGGY PLACES OF A 40,
1012
00:50:57,555 --> 00:51:01,257
AND SEEING YOU BOTH NAKED
WOULD MAKE ME SICK
TO MY STOMACH.
1013
00:51:01,259 --> 00:51:03,125
IT'S NOT THE AGE,
IT'S THE MILES, HONEY,
1014
00:51:03,127 --> 00:51:05,361
SO GO AHEAD AND GET OUT.
I DON'T CARE.
1015
00:51:05,363 --> 00:51:07,263
DON'T WORRY, LADIES.
I GOT THIS.
1016
00:51:07,265 --> 00:51:08,597
LET'S ROLL UP, BITCH.
1017
00:51:08,599 --> 00:51:11,567
( grunts )
OH, ALL RIGHT.
1018
00:51:11,569 --> 00:51:13,702
OKAY, YOU WANT
TO DANCE, BIG GUY?
1019
00:51:13,704 --> 00:51:16,505
- YEAH.
- BOOTS, HOLD MY COAT.
1020
00:51:18,208 --> 00:51:20,609
HOLY FUCK!
1021
00:51:20,611 --> 00:51:23,079
ALL RIGHT, NO.
NO NO, WHATEVER, FORGET IT.
1022
00:51:23,081 --> 00:51:26,182
- NO, WE'RE DONE. WE'RE SQUARE.
- WHAT, YOU WANT TO GO, CUPCAKE?
1023
00:51:26,184 --> 00:51:29,385
- YOU WANT TO GO, CUPCAKE?!
- NO, IT'S-- IT'S ALL RIGHT.
NO, JUST TAKE-- TAKE 'EM.
1024
00:51:29,387 --> 00:51:32,121
- TAKE THE-- TAKE THE GIRLS.
- COME ON, "ROCKY III."
COME ON, COME ON.
1025
00:51:32,123 --> 00:51:34,757
"I TRAIN ALONE! I TRAIN ALONE!"
"I AIN'T GETTING ON NO PLANE!"
1026
00:51:34,759 --> 00:51:36,392
WE DIDN'T REALLY GET OFF
ON THE RIGHT FOOT. IT'S COOL.
1027
00:51:36,394 --> 00:51:38,394
"WHEN YOU'RE A JET,
YOU'RE ALWAYS A JET."
1028
00:51:38,396 --> 00:51:40,663
COME ON. ( grunts )
1029
00:51:40,665 --> 00:51:42,264
PUT 'EM UP.
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
PUT 'EM UP.
1030
00:51:42,266 --> 00:51:44,233
ALL RIGHT, NO, WE'RE DONE.
WE'RE DONE, WE'RE DONE.
1031
00:51:44,235 --> 00:51:46,302
I'M NOT FIGHTING
A NAKED DUDE. THAT'S GAY.
1032
00:51:47,237 --> 00:51:50,406
OH. OH OH OH!
1033
00:51:50,408 --> 00:51:52,441
OKAY, I SEE. BOOTS.
1034
00:51:53,543 --> 00:51:55,511
I THINK MY BATHING TRUNKS
1035
00:51:55,513 --> 00:51:57,613
MAY BE A BIT
TOO CONTROVERSIAL
FOR BANDANA MAN.
1036
00:51:57,615 --> 00:52:01,550
- OH, CONTROVERSIAL.
- NO, IT'S NOT CONTROVERSIAL.
1037
00:52:01,552 --> 00:52:05,221
IT'S JUST-- IT'S--
I CAN SEE YOUR VEINS
IN YOUR DICK.
1038
00:52:05,223 --> 00:52:07,790
IT'S-- ALL RIGHT?IT'S GROSS!
1039
00:52:07,792 --> 00:52:10,459
WELL, IF YOU DON'T WANT
TO FIGHT,
1040
00:52:10,461 --> 00:52:12,862
THEN PERHAPS WE SHOULD
JUST BE BEST FRIENDS.
1041
00:52:12,864 --> 00:52:14,897
HOW ABOUT YOU COME IN
FOR A BIG BEAR HUG?
1042
00:52:14,899 --> 00:52:16,532
COME HERE.
1043
00:52:16,534 --> 00:52:18,868
- COME HERE, BIG BOY.
- Adam: NO, FUCKING HELL NO.
1044
00:52:18,870 --> 00:52:22,571
- Igor: COME ON.DON'T BE SHY.- SERIOUSLY.
1045
00:52:22,573 --> 00:52:24,640
- DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME--
- OKAY, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
1046
00:52:25,609 --> 00:52:27,143
LISTEN. HERE.
1047
00:52:31,348 --> 00:52:32,748
THERE YOU GO, BUDDY.
1048
00:52:39,222 --> 00:52:42,291
OKAY? YOU GOT YOUR HUG.
WE WERE JUST LEAVING.
1049
00:52:44,361 --> 00:52:47,429
WELL, NOW THAT WE ARE
BIG-BEAR-HUG FRIENDS,
1050
00:52:47,431 --> 00:52:50,432
- I GUESS
I SHOULD KNOW YOUR NAME.
- IT'S VINCE.
1051
00:52:50,434 --> 00:52:53,335
HELLO, VINCE.
MY NAME IS IGOR.
HE'S MY BOOTS.
1052
00:52:53,337 --> 00:52:55,905
- HOW'S YOUR BACK?
- IT'S FINE. THANK YOU, BOOTS.
1053
00:52:55,907 --> 00:52:58,274
VINCE, CAN WE-- CAN WE
PLEASE GET THE FUCK AWAY
1054
00:52:58,276 --> 00:53:00,309
- FROM THIS NAKED GUY?
- YES, PLEASE GO.
1055
00:53:02,445 --> 00:53:04,647
I LIKE
YOUR FRIENDS, VINCE.
1056
00:53:04,649 --> 00:53:06,415
THEY HAVE MOXIE.
1057
00:53:06,417 --> 00:53:08,617
THAT'S--
THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW.
1058
00:53:10,453 --> 00:53:12,221
SO, LISTEN,
1059
00:53:12,223 --> 00:53:14,723
YOU SEEM TO KNOW
YOUR WAY AROUND HERE.
1060
00:53:14,725 --> 00:53:18,194
HAVE YOU, UM--
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GIRL?
1061
00:53:18,196 --> 00:53:21,964
NYET. BOOTS,
HAS YOU SEEN THIS GIRL?
1062
00:53:21,966 --> 00:53:23,332
NYET.
1063
00:53:23,334 --> 00:53:25,434
- Vince: OH.
- I AM SO SORRY.
1064
00:53:25,436 --> 00:53:28,504
NEITHER ME NOR MY BOOTS
HAS SEEN HER,
1065
00:53:28,506 --> 00:53:32,274
BUT I WISH YOU THE BEST
OF LUCK IN YOUR SEARCHINGS.
1066
00:53:32,276 --> 00:53:35,945
THANKS.
YOU GENTLEMEN HAVE
A NICE DAY, HUH?
1067
00:53:37,881 --> 00:53:41,617
YOU HAVE A NICE DAY
AS WELL, VINCE.
1068
00:53:49,259 --> 00:53:51,393
I'M NOT SAGGY.
1069
00:53:52,596 --> 00:53:54,930
I'LL TAKE MY TOP OFF
RIGHT NOW AND PROVE IT TO YOU.
1070
00:53:54,932 --> 00:53:57,900
WELL, THAT IS VERY POLITE
OF YOU, GOLDEN GIRL,
1071
00:53:57,902 --> 00:54:00,436
BUT THAT'S A GAMBLE THAT
I'M NOT WILLING TO TAKE.
1072
00:54:00,438 --> 00:54:03,472
BUT BOOTS HAS
MUCH WORSE TASTE
IN WOMEN THAN I,
1073
00:54:03,474 --> 00:54:06,242
AND I AM SURE HE WOULD LOVE
TO PUT HIMSELF IN YOU
1074
00:54:06,244 --> 00:54:09,278
- AND THEN BREAK
HIS DICK OFF IN YOU.
- I WOULD LOVE TO DO THAT!
1075
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:10,879
- HE WOULD LOVE
TO BREAK HIS DICK.
- ( babbling )
1076
00:54:10,881 --> 00:54:14,350
HE WOULD LOVE
TO BREAK HIS DICK OFF.
PLEASE GO, BOOTS.
1077
00:54:14,352 --> 00:54:16,685
- GO AND BREAK YOUR DICK OFF.
- ( giggles )
1078
00:54:16,687 --> 00:54:20,556
YES, BREAK YOUR
DICK OFF, BOOTS.
1079
00:54:22,325 --> 00:54:24,360
BREAK IT OFF.
1080
00:54:25,595 --> 00:54:27,896
- WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU?
- SHUT UP. THAT'S A GAY SHIRT.
1081
00:54:27,898 --> 00:54:31,300
- ♪ WHEN WE METTHAT SUMMER... ♪- IT'S NOT GAY.
1082
00:54:31,302 --> 00:54:33,902
♪ NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCKHAD A BUNCH OF HITS ♪
1083
00:54:33,904 --> 00:54:35,938
♪ CHINESE FOODMAKES ME SICK ♪
1084
00:54:35,940 --> 00:54:38,374
♪ AND I THINK IT'S FLYWHEN GIRLS STOP BY ♪
1085
00:54:38,376 --> 00:54:40,709
♪ FOR THE SUMMER,FOR THE SUMMER ♪
1086
00:54:40,711 --> 00:54:43,746
♪ I LIKE GIRLS THAT WEARABERCROMBIE & FITCH ♪
1087
00:54:43,748 --> 00:54:46,015
♪ I'D TAKE HERIF I HAD ONE WISH ♪
1088
00:54:46,017 --> 00:54:48,951
♪ BUT SHE'S BEEN GONESINCE THAT SUMMER ♪
1089
00:54:48,953 --> 00:54:50,619
♪ SINCE THAT SUMMER
1090
00:54:50,621 --> 00:54:52,721
♪ HIP-HOP MARMALADE,SPIC AND SPAN ♪
1091
00:54:52,723 --> 00:54:55,357
♪ MET YOU ONE SUMMERAND IT ALL BEGAN ♪
1092
00:54:55,359 --> 00:54:57,626
♪ YOU'RE THE BEST GIRLTHAT I EVER DID SEE ♪
1093
00:54:57,628 --> 00:55:00,029
♪ THE GREAT LARRY BIRD,JERSEY 33 ♪
1094
00:55:00,031 --> 00:55:02,498
♪ WHEN YOU TAKE A SIP,YOU BUZZ LIKE A HORNET ♪
1095
00:55:02,500 --> 00:55:05,301
♪ BILLY SHAKESPEARE WROTEA WHOLE BUNCH OF SONNETS ♪
1096
00:55:05,303 --> 00:55:06,935
♪ CALL ME WILLY WHISTLE,'CAUSE I CAN'T SPEAK, BABY ♪
1097
00:55:06,937 --> 00:55:09,738
♪ SOMETHING IN YOUR EYESREALLY DROVE ME CRAZY ♪
1098
00:55:09,740 --> 00:55:12,374
♪ NOW I CAN'T FORGET YOUAND IT MAKES ME MAD ♪
1099
00:55:12,376 --> 00:55:14,643
♪ LEFT ONE DAYAND NEVER CAME BACK ♪
1100
00:55:14,645 --> 00:55:16,812
♪ STAYED ALL SUMMERTHEN WENT BACK HOME ♪
1101
00:55:16,814 --> 00:55:19,081
♪ MACAULAY CULKINWASN'T HOME ALONE ♪
1102
00:55:19,083 --> 00:55:21,350
♪ FELL DEEP IN LOVE,BUT NOW WE AIN'T SPEAKING ♪
1103
00:55:21,352 --> 00:55:24,420
♪ MICHAEL J. FOX WASALEX P. KEATON ♪
1104
00:55:24,422 --> 00:55:26,388
♪ WHEN I MET YOU,I SAID MY NAME WAS RICH ♪
1105
00:55:26,390 --> 00:55:29,325
♪ YOU LOOK LIKE A GIRLFROM ABERCROMBIE & FITCH ♪
1106
00:55:29,327 --> 00:55:31,960
♪ NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCKHAD A BUNCH OF HITS ♪
1107
00:55:31,962 --> 00:55:33,796
♪ CHINESE FOODMAKES ME SICK ♪
1108
00:55:33,798 --> 00:55:36,031
♪ AND I THINK IT'S FLYWHEN GIRLS STOP BY ♪
1109
00:55:36,033 --> 00:55:38,667
♪ FOR THE SUMMER,FOR THE SUMMER ♪
1110
00:55:38,669 --> 00:55:42,037
♪ I LIKE GIRLS THAT WEARABERCROMBIE & FITCH ♪
1111
00:55:42,039 --> 00:55:44,473
♪ I'D TAKE HERIF I HAD ONE WISH ♪
1112
00:55:44,475 --> 00:55:46,608
♪ BUT SHE'S BEEN GONESINCE THAT SUMMER ♪
1113
00:55:46,610 --> 00:55:48,444
♪ SINCE THAT SUMMER
1114
00:55:48,446 --> 00:55:50,713
♪ CHERRY PEZ,COLD CRUSH, ROCKSTAR BOOGIE ♪
1115
00:55:50,715 --> 00:55:53,349
♪ USED TO HATE SCHOOL,SO I HAD TO PLAY HOOKY ♪
1116
00:55:53,351 --> 00:55:55,384
♪ ALWAYS BEEN HIPTO THE B-BOY STYLE ♪
1117
00:55:55,386 --> 00:55:58,020
♪ KNOWN TO ACT WILDAND MAKE A GIRL SMILE ♪
1118
00:55:58,022 --> 00:56:00,389
♪ LOVE NEW EDITIONAND THE "CANDY GIRL" ♪
1119
00:56:00,391 --> 00:56:02,358
♪ REMIND ME OF YOUBECAUSE YOU ROCK MY WORLD ♪
1120
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:04,993
♪ YOU COME FROM GEORGIAWHERE THE PEACHES GROW ♪
1121
00:56:04,995 --> 00:56:07,463
♪ THEY DRINK LEMONADEAND SPEAK REAL SLOW ♪
1122
00:56:07,465 --> 00:56:09,998
♪ YOU LOVE HIP-HOPAND ROCK 'N' ROLL ♪
1123
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,134
♪ DAD TOOK OFF WHENYOU WERE FOUR YEARS OLD ♪
1124
00:56:12,136 --> 00:56:14,570
♪ THERE WAS A GOOD MANNAMED PAUL REVERE ♪
1125
00:56:14,572 --> 00:56:17,439
- ♪ I FEEL MUCH BETTER...- THAT IS ME! I KNOW!
1126
00:56:17,441 --> 00:56:19,408
THIS IS ME!
I NEED HER!
1127
00:56:19,410 --> 00:56:21,710
♪ I LIKE THE WAY YOU LAUGHWHEN I TELL A JOKE ♪
1128
00:56:21,712 --> 00:56:24,146
♪ WHEN I MET YOU,I SAID MY NAME WAS RICH ♪
1129
00:56:24,148 --> 00:56:26,915
♪ YOU LOOK LIKE A GIRLFROM ABERCROMBIE & FITCH ♪
1130
00:56:26,917 --> 00:56:29,084
♪ NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCKHAD A BUNCH... ♪
1131
00:56:29,086 --> 00:56:31,420
- WHERE ARE WE GOING NEXT?
- UH, FLOWER SHOW.
1132
00:56:32,689 --> 00:56:36,058
( sighs )
SORRY, IT SOUNDED LIKE YOU
JUST SAID "FLOWER SHOW."
1133
00:56:36,060 --> 00:56:38,927
YEAH. THERE'S GONNA
BE TONS OF LADIES THERE.
1134
00:56:38,929 --> 00:56:40,396
YEAH, I'M NOT GOING
TO A FLOWER SHOW.
1135
00:56:41,998 --> 00:56:44,032
ADAM, VINCE IS RIGHT.
THE PLACE WILL BE FILLED
WITH WOMEN.
1136
00:56:44,034 --> 00:56:46,101
IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD.
COME ON.
1137
00:56:46,103 --> 00:56:47,870
NO, LEO, IT CAN BE AWFUL.
1138
00:56:47,872 --> 00:56:50,406
I WOULD RATHER
HAVE MY BALLS CAUGHT
IN A FOOD PROCESSOR.
1139
00:56:50,408 --> 00:56:53,175
NOW YOU.
POINT OUT A PLACE
1140
00:56:53,177 --> 00:56:55,477
YOU'D RATHER HAVE
MY BALLS CAUGHT IN LIEU
OF ATTENDING A FLOWER SHOW.
1141
00:56:55,479 --> 00:56:58,747
- CAR DOOR.
- OOH.
1142
00:56:58,749 --> 00:57:00,582
HEAD OF THE CLASS.
1143
00:57:00,584 --> 00:57:02,551
NOW IF YOU TWO LADIES ARE
INSISTENT ON ATTENDING
1144
00:57:02,553 --> 00:57:05,421
THE DRIED-UP
HAUSFRAU CONVENTION, THEN
BY ALL MEANS, HAVE AT IT.
1145
00:57:05,423 --> 00:57:09,191
VINCE WANTS TO GO
WHERE HE WANTS TO GO,
SO LET'S JUST GO.
1146
00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:11,860
NO, BRADY.
VINCE, I LOVE YOU.
1147
00:57:11,862 --> 00:57:13,695
I'M AFRAID THIS IS
WHERE WE PART WAYS,
ALL RIGHT?
1148
00:57:13,697 --> 00:57:16,432
THE SUN IS SETTING!
WE'RE IN A.C.!
1149
00:57:16,434 --> 00:57:18,500
THE SLUTS ARE
ABOUT TO START
ROAMING THE STREET
1150
00:57:18,502 --> 00:57:20,202
AND LEO AND I ARE
GOING TO BE THERE
TO CALM THEIR NERVES
1151
00:57:20,204 --> 00:57:22,204
AFTER A LONG,
HARD DAY OF ARGUING
1152
00:57:22,206 --> 00:57:24,540
WITH THE FINANCIAL-AID OFFICE
OF THEIR COMMUNITY COLLEGE,
1153
00:57:24,542 --> 00:57:27,876
FIGHTING WITH THEIR STEP-DAD
OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS
THEY'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT
1154
00:57:27,878 --> 00:57:30,078
THAT WE'RE GONNA
PRETEND TO LISTEN TO
SO THEY CAN JUSTIFY
1155
00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:31,847
TO THEMSELVES THAT
"THESE GUYS ARE DIFFERENT
1156
00:57:31,849 --> 00:57:33,615
FROM THE ONES
I LET SLIP IT
IN ME LAST WEEK.
1157
00:57:33,617 --> 00:57:35,818
THEY'RE NOT GONNA TALK ME
INTO AN ANGRY BLUMPKIN.
1158
00:57:35,820 --> 00:57:37,753
THEY'RE NOT GONNA TRICK ME
WITH THE HAIRY HOUDINI.
1159
00:57:37,755 --> 00:57:43,525
AND TEXT IT TO ALL
MY CONTACTS. NO NO NO,
THESE GUYS ARE DIFFERENT.
1160
00:57:43,527 --> 00:57:46,628
THEY'RE SPECIAL.
I THINK THEY'LL CALL BACK.
1161
00:57:46,630 --> 00:57:49,565
I HAVE A GOOD FEELINGABOUT THESE GUYS."
1162
00:57:51,701 --> 00:57:53,836
WHAT THE HELL ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?
1163
00:57:53,838 --> 00:57:56,004
LET'S GO, LEO.
1164
00:57:56,006 --> 00:57:57,806
ENJOY THE FLOWER SHOW,
BITCHES.
1165
00:57:58,908 --> 00:58:01,210
( classical score playing )
1166
00:58:23,566 --> 00:58:25,501
- HI.
- HELLO.
1167
00:58:25,503 --> 00:58:28,670
I'M LOOKING FOR THIS GIRL.
HAVE YOU SEEN HER?
1168
00:58:28,672 --> 00:58:30,772
THIS IS SO EASY.
THIS IS OBVIOUSLY YOU
IN THE PICTURE.
1169
00:58:30,774 --> 00:58:32,841
- YEAH YEAH, THAT'S ME.
- THERE YOU ARE-- I FOUND YOU!
1170
00:58:36,779 --> 00:58:38,213
( music slows, stops )
1171
00:58:38,215 --> 00:58:40,282
- ( R&B music playing )-♪ YEAH
1172
00:58:44,621 --> 00:58:47,189
♪ OH YEAH.
1173
00:58:49,859 --> 00:58:53,862
OKAY, I GET THE IDEA
THAT YOU DO WHATEVER
THE HELL YOU FEEL LIKE
1174
00:58:53,864 --> 00:58:56,298
WITHOUT REGARD
TO ANYONE ELSE, BUT DITCHING
MY BROTHER LIKE THAT
1175
00:58:56,300 --> 00:58:58,267
JUST MAKES YOU
A TERRIBLE FRIEND.
1176
00:58:58,269 --> 00:59:01,537
ALL RIGHT, LOOK LOOK,
HE NEEDS HIS FRIENDS
RIGHT NOW.
1177
00:59:01,539 --> 00:59:03,639
- HE'LL BE FINE.
- HOW DO YOU KNOW, ADAM?
1178
00:59:03,641 --> 00:59:06,275
BECAUSE HE'S GOT THICK SKIN.
I SHOULD KNOW.
1179
00:59:06,277 --> 00:59:09,011
I'VE RIDICULED
AND BELITTLED HIM
FOR YEARS TO TOUGHEN HIM UP.
1180
00:59:09,013 --> 00:59:11,747
- MM-HMM.- YOU REYNOLDS BOYS HAVEBEEN CODDLED WAY TOO MUCH
1181
00:59:11,749 --> 00:59:14,149
- AND YOU'RE SOFT.
- I'M NOT SOFT.
1182
00:59:14,151 --> 00:59:16,084
YOU'RE A PUSHOVER,
ALL RIGHT?
1183
00:59:16,086 --> 00:59:18,587
YOU'RE GONNA BE FORCED
TO MARRY A FATTY BECAUSE
NO ATTRACTIVE GIRL
1184
00:59:18,589 --> 00:59:20,756
IS GONNA FIND THIS LACK
OF A BACKBONE APPEALING.
1185
00:59:21,791 --> 00:59:23,625
OH MY GOD! SEE?
1186
00:59:23,627 --> 00:59:28,897
BEFORE HE WAS FORCED
TO TOUGHEN UP FROM HAVING
FRIENDS WHO ARE BASTARDS.
1187
00:59:28,899 --> 00:59:30,566
YOU CAN'T JUST
JUSTIFY THE IDEA
1188
00:59:30,568 --> 00:59:32,601
THAT YOU'RE ALLOWED
TO ACT LIKE A FOOL AND--
1189
00:59:32,603 --> 00:59:36,171
I DON'T KNOW-- CALL IT--
WHAT IS IT, TOUGH LOVE
OR SOME BULLSUGAR?
1190
00:59:36,173 --> 00:59:38,907
NO NO, YOU'RE MISSING
THE WHOLE POINT. IT'S NOT
JUST ABOUT BEING AN ASSHOLE.
1191
00:59:38,909 --> 00:59:40,809
IT'S ABOUT BEING ABLE
TO WALK INTO A ROOM--
1192
00:59:40,811 --> 00:59:43,211
ANY ROOM-- AND KNOWING
THAT YOU'RE NOT AFRAID
TO BE AN ASSHOLE,
1193
00:59:43,213 --> 00:59:45,013
PISS PEOPLE OFF,DO SOMETHING SHOCKING,
1194
00:59:45,015 --> 00:59:47,816
SAY SOMETHING FUCKED UP.
THAT'S WHAT MAKES
GREAT MEN GREAT.
1195
00:59:47,818 --> 00:59:49,685
- UH-HUH.- IT'S LIKE WHENGEORGE WASHINGTON
1196
00:59:49,687 --> 00:59:51,353
ONCE FAMOUSLY PUNCHED
A MAN IN THE DICK
1197
00:59:51,355 --> 00:59:53,889
JUST 'CAUSE HE MADE FUN
OF HIS WOODEN TEETH.
1198
00:59:53,891 --> 00:59:55,624
THAT NEVER HAPPENED.
1199
00:59:57,026 --> 00:59:59,761
I THINK I KNOW A THING OR TWO
ABOUT COLONEL WASHINGTON.
1200
00:59:59,763 --> 01:00:02,798
NOTHING YOU ARE
EVER GOING TO SAY
1201
01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:04,967
IS EVER GOING
TO MAKE ME BELIEVE YOU.
1202
01:00:04,969 --> 01:00:07,002
HUH? EVER.
1203
01:00:11,207 --> 01:00:12,941
YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
1204
01:00:12,943 --> 01:00:15,611
- YEAH.
- WHAT?
1205
01:00:16,379 --> 01:00:18,680
TALK IS CHEAP.
COME WITH ME.
1206
01:00:19,849 --> 01:00:21,350
WHAT, A-- A TATTOO?
1207
01:00:21,352 --> 01:00:24,052
( laughs )
OKAY, BIG DEAL.
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
1208
01:00:24,054 --> 01:00:25,821
A LITTLE BUTTERFLY
ON YOUR ANKLE?
1209
01:00:25,823 --> 01:00:27,923
OR MAYBE A SCARY SKULL?HOW ABOUT THAT?
1210
01:00:27,925 --> 01:00:29,992
( whispering )
1211
01:00:34,998 --> 01:00:36,932
HE'S CUTE.
1212
01:00:36,934 --> 01:00:38,734
DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1213
01:00:38,736 --> 01:00:40,202
THERE'S, LIKE,
TUNA FOR SALE OVER THERE
1214
01:00:40,204 --> 01:00:42,738
AND YOU'RE JUST SMELLING
CACTUSES AND TULIPS.
1215
01:00:42,740 --> 01:00:45,007
LOOK, WOULD YOU JUST RELAX
WITH THE GETTING-ME-LAID THING?
1216
01:00:45,009 --> 01:00:47,042
NO NO, I'M NOT GONNA RELAX
ABOUT YOU GETTING LAID.
1217
01:00:47,044 --> 01:00:49,811
IT'S VERY CRUCIAL THAT YOU
DO THIS, BECAUSE THAT WHOLE
SHAM MARRIAGE--
1218
01:00:49,813 --> 01:00:51,713
YOU NEED TO JUST GET
YOUR MIND OFF OF IT,
1219
01:00:51,715 --> 01:00:53,715
GET YOU LAID AND YOU'LL
HAVE A GREAT TIME.
1220
01:00:53,717 --> 01:00:55,217
DUDE, WHAT ISYOUR PROBLEM?
1221
01:00:55,219 --> 01:00:57,886
ALL TRIP YOU'VE BEEN
HOLDING STUFF BACK, OKAY?
1222
01:00:57,888 --> 01:01:00,188
HELP ME HELP YOU.
TALK TO ME.
1223
01:01:00,190 --> 01:01:01,923
OKAY.
1224
01:01:01,925 --> 01:01:03,425
REBECCA.
1225
01:01:03,427 --> 01:01:05,360
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT HER NAME IS.
1226
01:01:05,362 --> 01:01:07,796
- SHE'S PROBABLY--
HOPEFULLY DEEP THROAT.
- NO NO.
1227
01:01:08,765 --> 01:01:12,000
- REBECCA.
- FROM HIGH SCHOOL?
1228
01:01:12,002 --> 01:01:15,203
YES, MY FRIEND REBECCA.
1229
01:01:16,305 --> 01:01:19,441
- THE FLORIST?
- YES, REBECCA.
1230
01:01:19,443 --> 01:01:22,344
GO AHEAD. TELL ME
SHE'S A SOUL-SUCKING HARPY
1231
01:01:22,346 --> 01:01:25,047
LIKE THE REST
OF THE GIRLS IN THE WORLD
WHOSE SOLE PURPOSE IS
1232
01:01:25,049 --> 01:01:27,683
TO RIP OUT MY HEART
WITH HER RAZOR-SHARP TALONS
OR WHATEVER.
1233
01:01:27,685 --> 01:01:31,219
DUDE, WHAT? NO.
ACTUALLY, SHE'S A SWEETHEART,
1234
01:01:31,221 --> 01:01:34,823
AND I THINK YOU GUYS WERE
KINDA MEANT FOR EACH OTHER.
1235
01:01:34,825 --> 01:01:36,758
HEY, DOES SHE HAVE
FACEBOOK?
1236
01:01:36,760 --> 01:01:39,695
UM, UH, YEAH, I--
1237
01:01:39,697 --> 01:01:42,731
HOW ABOUT
A DRAGON FIGHTING A TIGER
1238
01:01:42,733 --> 01:01:45,434
ON TOP OF A MOUNTAIN?
THAT'D BE FUN.
1239
01:01:45,436 --> 01:01:48,336
OR WE COULD EVEN
DO LIKE THE UNICORN
1240
01:01:48,338 --> 01:01:50,806
RUNNING ON A RAINBOW.
1241
01:01:50,808 --> 01:01:54,142
OR HOW ABOUT A PENTAGRAM,
LIKE ON YOUR SHOULDER
OR SOMETHING?
1242
01:01:54,144 --> 01:01:57,145
- Man: JUST SO EVERYONE KNOWS...
- JUST SO YOU KNOW DADDY
DOESN'T CARE.
1243
01:01:58,314 --> 01:02:01,483
( sighs )
SO WHAT ARE
YOU GETTING, ANYWAY?
1244
01:02:03,319 --> 01:02:05,320
A PRINCE ALBERT.
1245
01:02:05,322 --> 01:02:07,122
( clears throat )
1246
01:02:07,124 --> 01:02:09,891
LIKE A PORTRAIT OR...?
1247
01:02:12,095 --> 01:02:15,297
( breathes deeply )
SURE YOU'RE READY
FOR THIS, DUDE?
1248
01:02:16,399 --> 01:02:20,102
( exhales deeply )
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
1249
01:02:21,204 --> 01:02:23,105
- ( belt jingles )-( unzips )
1250
01:02:24,174 --> 01:02:28,744
HER AND I HAVE
ALWAYS HAD THIS SORT OF
UNSPOKEN THING, YOU KNOW?
1251
01:02:28,746 --> 01:02:30,779
BUT NEITHER ONE OF US WANTED
TO PUT OURSELVES OUT THERE
1252
01:02:30,781 --> 01:02:32,814
BECAUSE WE'RE
SUCH GOOD FRIENDS.
1253
01:02:32,816 --> 01:02:36,418
AND THAT WENT ON FOR YEARS,
EVEN THROUGH COLLEGE.
1254
01:02:36,420 --> 01:02:38,920
I'D BE SEEING SOMEONE
AND SHE'D BE SINGLE,
1255
01:02:38,922 --> 01:02:41,022
OR SHE'D BE SEEING SOMEONE
AND I WAS SINGLE.
1256
01:02:41,024 --> 01:02:45,193
AND THEN CYNDI CAME ALONG
AND IT JUST SEEMED LIKE SUCH
A PERFECT ARRANGEMENT.
1257
01:02:45,195 --> 01:02:47,896
I WOULD STILL THINK
ABOUT REBECCA AND WONDER
WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE,
1258
01:02:47,898 --> 01:02:49,331
YOU KNOW,
IF WE ENDED UP TOGETHER.
1259
01:02:49,333 --> 01:02:53,502
AND THEN I HADN'T REALLY
GIVEN IT MUCH THOUGHT
UNTIL RECENTLY.
1260
01:02:54,937 --> 01:02:57,806
THEN I WALK IN
ON CYNDI CHEATING ON ME
1261
01:02:57,808 --> 01:02:59,407
AND ALL AT ONCE I FELT...
1262
01:03:02,078 --> 01:03:05,981
...NOTHING.
I-- I HONESTLY
FELT NOTHING.
1263
01:03:05,983 --> 01:03:08,383
COMPLETE INDIFFERENCE.
1264
01:03:08,385 --> 01:03:11,520
I MEAN, YEAH, I WAS SHOCKED
OR SURPRISED OR WHATEVER,
1265
01:03:11,522 --> 01:03:14,156
'CAUSE I DIDN'T
SEE IT COMING, BUT...
1266
01:03:14,158 --> 01:03:16,291
I DON'T KNOW.
I THINK...
1267
01:03:16,293 --> 01:03:20,295
MAYBE I WAS MORE IN LOVE
WITH THE IDEA OF MARRYING
INTO THE VANDERPLATTS.
1268
01:03:20,297 --> 01:03:23,965
BUT THEN I FOUND OUT
REBECCA IS GONNA BE
DOWN HERE IN ATLANTIC CITY,
1269
01:03:23,967 --> 01:03:26,501
AND I HAD TO COME
DOWN HERE AND TELL HER
HOW I FELT, YOU KNOW?
1270
01:03:26,503 --> 01:03:30,405
WE HAVE TURNED
THIS TOWN UPSIDE DOWN
TO TRY TO FIND HER
1271
01:03:30,407 --> 01:03:32,908
AND THIS IS THE LAST PLACE
I KNOW SHE'D BE,
1272
01:03:32,910 --> 01:03:35,510
SO I KNOW SHE'S GOTTA
BE SOMEWHERE NEARBY.
1273
01:03:35,512 --> 01:03:39,881
- HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
- IF YOU ACTUALLY STEPPED
INTO THE 21st CENTURY,
1274
01:03:39,883 --> 01:03:43,118
YOU WOULD KNOW
THAT FACEBOOK IS FANTASTIC
FOR STALKING EXES.
1275
01:03:43,120 --> 01:03:45,587
IF YOU SEE RIGHT HERE,
ON FOURSQUARE SHE SAID
1276
01:03:45,589 --> 01:03:47,889
THAT SHE WAS HERE
AT THE CONVENTION CENTER
AT 4:00.
1277
01:03:47,891 --> 01:03:50,292
DO YOU KNOW WHERE
WE WERE AT 4:00 TODAY?
1278
01:03:50,294 --> 01:03:52,394
- YEAH.
- FUDGE KITCHEN.
1279
01:03:52,396 --> 01:03:53,562
YEAH, OKAY.
1280
01:03:54,530 --> 01:03:56,398
DAMN IT.
1281
01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:57,966
OKAY, DO YOU KNOW
WHERE SHE IS NOW?
1282
01:03:58,968 --> 01:04:00,302
I HAVE A PRETTY GOOD IDEA.
1283
01:04:00,304 --> 01:04:02,938
GREAT. LET'S--
LET'S GO FIND HER.
1284
01:04:04,073 --> 01:04:07,375
YOU SURE
YOU WANNA DO THAT?
1285
01:04:10,346 --> 01:04:12,581
ARE YOU OUT
OF YOUR MIND?
1286
01:04:12,583 --> 01:04:14,883
PAY ATTENTION, JUNIOR,
YOU MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING.
1287
01:04:14,885 --> 01:04:16,218
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED
TO LEARN FROM WATCHING
1288
01:04:16,220 --> 01:04:20,488
THINKING ABOUT IT TOO MUCH.
IT'S ALL ABOUT GOING BIG
OR GOING HOME.
1289
01:04:20,490 --> 01:04:22,858
ALL RIGHT,
YOU'RE GONNA FEEL
A SLIGHT PINCH...
1290
01:04:22,860 --> 01:04:27,863
- I CAN HANDLE THAT.
- ...FOLLOWED BY A VERY
EXCRUCIATINGLY PAINFUL TEARING
1291
01:04:27,865 --> 01:04:29,965
AS I STICK THIS BARB
THROUGH YOUR URETHRA.
1292
01:04:29,967 --> 01:04:31,900
LOOK, OKAY, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO DO THIS.
1293
01:04:31,902 --> 01:04:33,501
ALL RIGHT?
NO, I GET IT. I GET IT.
1294
01:04:33,503 --> 01:04:35,337
IT'S ALL ABOUT GOING BIG
OR GOING HOME, RIGHT?
1295
01:04:35,339 --> 01:04:37,405
GOING BIG OR GOING HOME.
1296
01:04:38,641 --> 01:04:40,308
DO IT.
1297
01:04:40,310 --> 01:04:42,344
ALL RIGHT,
HERE WE GO.
1298
01:04:43,379 --> 01:04:47,182
- ( groaning )
- OH.
1299
01:04:50,553 --> 01:04:53,355
( breathing deeply )
1300
01:04:54,323 --> 01:04:56,291
THAT WA--
THAT WASN'T SO BAD.
1301
01:04:56,293 --> 01:04:59,461
ALL RIGHT,
NOW WE'RE DISINFECTED.
1302
01:04:59,463 --> 01:05:02,964
NOW... IT'S TIME
TO ACTUALLY DO THE PIERCING.
1303
01:05:05,301 --> 01:05:06,935
- HOLD MY HAND.
- WHAT?
1304
01:05:06,937 --> 01:05:09,271
HOLD MY FUCKING HAND!
1305
01:05:09,273 --> 01:05:10,972
LOOK, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.
1306
01:05:10,974 --> 01:05:13,475
- I KNOW SHE FEELS THE SAME WAY.
- BUT THAT'S NOT THE ISSUE.
1307
01:05:13,477 --> 01:05:15,043
THAT'S BECAUSE THERE IS
NO ISSUE, OKAY?
1308
01:05:15,045 --> 01:05:17,178
IT'S REAL SIMPLE--
FIRST WE FIND HER,
1309
01:05:17,180 --> 01:05:19,981
THEN I BRING HER IN
REAL CLOSE
1310
01:05:19,983 --> 01:05:21,983
AND I REMIND HER
ABOUT THAT TIME
IN STATISTICS CLASS
1311
01:05:21,985 --> 01:05:23,585
WHEN WE ALMOST
ACCIDENTALLY KISSED
1312
01:05:23,587 --> 01:05:26,121
AND HOW I THOUGHT
ABOUT THAT FOR YEARS AFTER
1313
01:05:26,123 --> 01:05:28,356
ABOUT HOW I WISH
IT HAD ACTUALLY HAPPENED.
1314
01:05:28,358 --> 01:05:29,691
AND THEN SHE'LL KNOW.
1315
01:05:29,693 --> 01:05:31,693
SHE'LL KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
1316
01:05:31,695 --> 01:05:33,929
AND THEN I JUST LAY ITOUT THERE, YOU KNOW?
1317
01:05:33,931 --> 01:05:36,598
I LET HER KNOW THAT
I'M IN LOVE WITH HER
AND THAT I ALWAYS HAVE BEEN.
1318
01:05:37,967 --> 01:05:40,535
AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK,
I HAVE AN ACE UP MY SLEEVE.
1319
01:05:40,537 --> 01:05:42,671
OKAY, I THINK
I FOUND A LOOPHOLE.
1320
01:05:42,673 --> 01:05:46,274
NO! I'M NOT GONNA WATCH YOU
GET YOUR HEART BROKEN
IN TWO AGAIN, OKAY?
1321
01:05:46,276 --> 01:05:49,010
YOU KNOW,
I KNEWYOU WOULD SAY
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
1322
01:05:49,012 --> 01:05:51,146
I KNEW IT. THAT'S WHYI DIDN'T TELL YOU WHYWE CAME DOWN HERE.
1323
01:05:51,148 --> 01:05:53,381
REBECCA'S NOT
SOME DRUNK SKANK
1324
01:05:53,383 --> 01:05:55,050
ON THE COVER
OF "SOCIETY PAGE," OKAY?
1325
01:05:55,052 --> 01:05:57,018
SHE'S NOT CYNDI.
SHE'S NOT YOUR EX.
1326
01:05:57,020 --> 01:06:00,622
- SHE'S-- SHE'S DIFFERENT.
- I KNOW SHE IS.
1327
01:06:00,624 --> 01:06:02,457
THE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME
WHAT THE FUCKING PROBLEM IS.
1328
01:06:02,459 --> 01:06:05,160
YOU. YOU'RE
THE FUCKING PROBLEM.
1329
01:06:05,162 --> 01:06:08,730
- WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
- YOU'RE SETTING YOURSELF UP
FOR FAILURE AGAIN.
1330
01:06:08,732 --> 01:06:11,666
YOU REFUSE TO UNDERSTAND THAT
YOU CAN'T CONTROL EVERYTHING.
1331
01:06:11,668 --> 01:06:14,970
SHIT, YOU BULLET-POINT
IN YOUR OWN HEAD
1332
01:06:14,972 --> 01:06:17,706
HOW YOU'RE GONNA CONVINCE
REBECCA TO GIVE YOU
A SECOND CHANCE.
1333
01:06:17,708 --> 01:06:21,176
I'VE SEEN YOU DO THIS BEFORE.
YOU DID IT WITH FRICKING CYNDI,
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
1334
01:06:21,178 --> 01:06:24,746
- LIFE DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY.- SO YOU'VE GOT THISFIGURED OUT THEN?
1335
01:06:24,748 --> 01:06:27,082
YOU KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR ME.
IS THAT RIGHT?
1336
01:06:27,084 --> 01:06:30,352
I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU:
FUCK YOU, BRADY. OKAY?
1337
01:06:30,354 --> 01:06:33,455
YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT ME.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
1338
01:06:33,457 --> 01:06:38,026
YEAH, SOME FUCKING BEST MAN
YOU TURNED OUT TO BE.
1339
01:06:38,028 --> 01:06:41,730
YEAH, AND A BEST MAN WOULD GIVE
A FRICKING SPEECH, ASSHOLE.
1340
01:06:41,732 --> 01:06:43,999
OH YEAH?
WELL, I'D LIKE TO THINK
1341
01:06:44,001 --> 01:06:46,634
THAT A BEST MAN WOULD
TAKE 20 FUCKING MINUTES
OUT OF HIS DAY
1342
01:06:46,636 --> 01:06:50,739
TO PLAN SOMETHINGFOR SOMEONE HE CALLSHIS BEST FRIEND.
1343
01:06:50,741 --> 01:06:54,109
YOU KNOW, I SHOULD'VE HAD
LEO BE MY BEST MAN.
1344
01:06:55,177 --> 01:06:57,545
AT LEAST I KNOW
HE WOULD HAVE THE DECENCY
1345
01:06:57,547 --> 01:07:00,648
NOT TO GO ON ABOUT GANG BANGS
AND CLEVELAND STEAMERS
1346
01:07:00,650 --> 01:07:02,350
IN FRONT OF MY GRANDMOTHER.
1347
01:07:07,089 --> 01:07:09,491
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
FAMILY AND FRIENDS,
1348
01:07:09,493 --> 01:07:12,093
CAN YOU GATHER ROUND PLEASE?
FAMILY AND FRIENDS.
1349
01:07:14,296 --> 01:07:15,663
VINCE.
1350
01:07:16,732 --> 01:07:18,333
I'VE HAD THE PRIVILEGE
1351
01:07:18,335 --> 01:07:20,769
TO KNOW HIM NOW
FOR ALMOST 25 YEARS.
1352
01:07:20,771 --> 01:07:23,038
AND HONESTLY,I GOTTA SAY
1353
01:07:23,040 --> 01:07:25,640
HE'S BEEN ONEOF THE BEST FRIENDSI COULD EVER HAVE.
1354
01:07:27,443 --> 01:07:30,311
IN SEVENTH GRADE,
WE WERE IN GYM.
1355
01:07:30,313 --> 01:07:33,348
DO YOU REMEMBER THIS, VINCE?
WE WERE RUNNING TRACK.
1356
01:07:33,350 --> 01:07:35,683
I TRIPPED AND I FELL
INTO A HUGE PUDDLE--
1357
01:07:35,685 --> 01:07:37,619
COMPLETELY DRENCHED,HEAD TO TOE--
1358
01:07:37,621 --> 01:07:39,788
WITH A WHITE T-SHIRTNO LESS.
1359
01:07:39,790 --> 01:07:42,257
NOW, MIND YOU,
1360
01:07:42,259 --> 01:07:44,492
I WAS NOT THE...
1361
01:07:46,062 --> 01:07:49,164
SLIMMEST KID
IN THE SCHOOL.
1362
01:07:49,166 --> 01:07:50,799
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
I HELD MY HEAD HIGH.
1363
01:07:50,801 --> 01:07:52,734
BUT WHEN I FELL
IN THAT PUDDLE,
1364
01:07:52,736 --> 01:07:54,736
ALL THE KIDS STARTED
POINTING AT ME,
1365
01:07:54,738 --> 01:07:56,704
LAUGHING AT ME,
MAKING FUN OF ME.
1366
01:07:58,808 --> 01:08:01,276
BUT WITHOUT HESITATION,
1367
01:08:01,278 --> 01:08:03,178
VINCE RAN UP TO ME
1368
01:08:03,180 --> 01:08:05,346
AND LITERALLY TOOK
HIS SHIRT OFF HIS BACK
1369
01:08:05,348 --> 01:08:07,649
AND GAVE IT TO ME.
1370
01:08:07,651 --> 01:08:09,651
AND THAT'S WHATMAKES YOU SO WONDERFUL.
1371
01:08:09,653 --> 01:08:12,253
AND TO SEE YOUHERE WITH CYNDI--WHO, BY THE WAY,
1372
01:08:12,255 --> 01:08:14,622
WITHOUT A DOUBT
1373
01:08:14,624 --> 01:08:18,226
IS THE MOST BREATHTAKING
BRIDE I HAVE SEEN--
1374
01:08:18,228 --> 01:08:20,095
AND TO SEE THE WAY
1375
01:08:21,197 --> 01:08:23,398
THAT YOU MAKE
HER SMILE REMINDS ME
1376
01:08:23,400 --> 01:08:24,866
OF ALL THE TIMES
1377
01:08:24,868 --> 01:08:28,169
YOU'VE MADE ME SMILE
THROUGHOUT THE YEARS.
1378
01:08:32,575 --> 01:08:34,109
TO VINCE."
1379
01:08:34,111 --> 01:08:36,177
( shatters )
1380
01:08:38,714 --> 01:08:40,415
THIS IS THE ONE THING
I PLANNED.
1381
01:08:41,350 --> 01:08:42,884
HEAD OVER TO BALTIC.
1382
01:08:42,886 --> 01:08:44,652
RIGHT BY THE BOARDWALK,
THERE'S A HOUSE PARTY THERE.
1383
01:08:44,654 --> 01:08:46,888
THAT'S WHERE
YOU'LL FIND HER.
1384
01:08:46,890 --> 01:08:48,490
LUCK.
1385
01:08:53,696 --> 01:08:57,232
ONE, TWO, THREE.
1386
01:08:58,400 --> 01:09:01,369
( Adam and Leo screaming )
1387
01:09:03,139 --> 01:09:04,172
STOP!
1388
01:09:08,210 --> 01:09:09,744
OH GOD!
1389
01:09:12,815 --> 01:09:16,251
OH GOD.
( babbles )
1390
01:09:17,186 --> 01:09:19,220
GOD! STOP!
1391
01:09:20,422 --> 01:09:22,757
( screaming continues )
1392
01:09:22,759 --> 01:09:25,593
I WISH I WAS
AT THE FLOWER SHOW!
1393
01:09:29,665 --> 01:09:31,866
( laughs )
1394
01:09:35,237 --> 01:09:37,272
THAT WAS
THE MOST AMAZING THING
I'VE EVER SEEN.
1395
01:09:37,274 --> 01:09:38,873
- I'VE DONE WORSE.
- I GET IT NOW.
1396
01:09:38,875 --> 01:09:40,341
I TOTALLY GET IT, RIGHT.
1397
01:09:40,343 --> 01:09:42,810
'CAUSE BEING
AN ASSHOLE ISN'T ABOUT
1398
01:09:42,812 --> 01:09:45,180
PROVING SOMETHING
TO SOMEONE ELSE.
1399
01:09:45,182 --> 01:09:47,348
NO NO NO NO,
IT'S ABOUT PROVING
SOMETHING TO YOURSELF.
1400
01:09:47,350 --> 01:09:49,784
TO THIS GUY
RIGHT HERE, RIGHT?
1401
01:09:49,786 --> 01:09:51,953
JUST LIKE THE TIME--
LIKE GEORGE WASHINGTON,
1402
01:09:51,955 --> 01:09:53,888
WHEN HE PUNCHED
HIS DENTIST IN THE DICK.
1403
01:09:53,890 --> 01:09:55,890
- ( laughs )
- RIGHT?
1404
01:09:55,892 --> 01:09:58,326
EXACTLY.
YOUR EYES ARE OPENING,
LITTLE REYNOLDS.
1405
01:09:58,328 --> 01:10:02,530
I FEEL ALIVE, YOU KNOW?
I FEEL, LIKE, BORN AGAIN.
1406
01:10:02,532 --> 01:10:04,732
I JUST WANNA RATTLE
SOME CAGES.
1407
01:10:04,734 --> 01:10:06,634
THE CONSEQUENCES
BE DAMNED.
1408
01:10:06,636 --> 01:10:08,269
FUCK YEAH.
1409
01:10:08,271 --> 01:10:09,470
HEY!
1410
01:10:10,539 --> 01:10:12,874
MOTHERFUCKERS!
1411
01:10:12,876 --> 01:10:14,742
OH BOY.
1412
01:10:14,744 --> 01:10:17,412
HEY HEY HEY, WHAT ARE
YOU GUYS DOING OUT HERE
ON THE BOARDS?
1413
01:10:17,414 --> 01:10:19,280
SHOULDN'T YOU BE, LIKE--
I DON'T KNOW--
1414
01:10:19,282 --> 01:10:21,216
BUILDING A RAILROAD
1415
01:10:21,218 --> 01:10:23,585
OR OPENING UPA DRY-CLEANING BUSINESS?
1416
01:10:23,587 --> 01:10:25,920
- ( laughs ) WAIT WAIT.
- ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT 'EM.
1417
01:10:25,922 --> 01:10:27,822
Leo:
WAIT WAIT WAITWAIT WAIT, HOLD ON.
1418
01:10:28,958 --> 01:10:31,759
( mockingly )
OH NO! GODZIRRA!
1419
01:10:31,761 --> 01:10:33,361
HERE GODZIRRA COME!
1420
01:10:33,363 --> 01:10:35,763
( mimicking roaring )
1421
01:10:35,765 --> 01:10:38,466
DESTROY BUILDINGS.
I NEED MORE BUILDINGS.
1422
01:10:43,272 --> 01:10:44,973
- OKAY.
- RADIATION!
1423
01:10:44,975 --> 01:10:47,342
- OKAY, YOU'RE GOOD,
YOU'RE GOOD. GOT 'EM.
- WAIT WAIT WAIT.
1424
01:10:47,344 --> 01:10:48,509
I'M NOT DONE YET.
HOLD ON.
1425
01:10:48,511 --> 01:10:51,579
( mockingly )
OH. HELLO.
1426
01:10:51,581 --> 01:10:53,815
I'M REALLY GOOD AT ALGEBRA,
1427
01:10:53,817 --> 01:10:56,351
BUT I'M REALLY BAD
AT WINNING WARS.
1428
01:10:56,353 --> 01:10:57,619
WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU DOING?
1429
01:10:57,621 --> 01:10:58,686
OKAY, YOU'RE JU--
YOU'RE JUST BEING--
1430
01:10:58,688 --> 01:11:00,021
YOU'RE BEING RACIST NOW.
I NEVER--
1431
01:11:00,023 --> 01:11:01,522
I NEVER TAUGHT YOU
TO BE RACIST, ALL RIGHT?
1432
01:11:01,524 --> 01:11:04,325
I'M NOT BEING RACIST.
WILL YOU CALM DOWN PLEASE?
1433
01:11:06,996 --> 01:11:09,597
- WHOA!
- WHOA. WHAT DO WE DO?
1434
01:11:09,599 --> 01:11:11,432
UH...
1435
01:11:17,273 --> 01:11:18,406
- RUN.
- OKAY.
1436
01:11:18,408 --> 01:11:19,974
- OH.
- ( clinks )
1437
01:11:21,910 --> 01:11:23,878
- HURRY UP!
- I'M NOT USED TO RUNNING
1438
01:11:23,880 --> 01:11:25,780
WITH A FISHING LURE
IN MY DICK!
1439
01:11:25,782 --> 01:11:28,016
- SCOOBY DOO.
SCOOBY DOO!
- WHAT?
1440
01:11:32,288 --> 01:11:35,323
( footsteps fade )
1441
01:11:35,325 --> 01:11:37,558
- ( exhales deeply )
- ( laughs )
1442
01:11:38,861 --> 01:11:40,328
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT WORKED.
1443
01:11:42,431 --> 01:11:44,365
- WHAT?
- WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
1444
01:11:44,367 --> 01:11:46,668
- WH--
- YOU STARTED OFF GREAT,
1445
01:11:46,670 --> 01:11:48,036
THEN YOU JUST
FUCKING TANKED IT.
1446
01:11:48,038 --> 01:11:50,305
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
1447
01:11:50,307 --> 01:11:53,608
YOU KNOW THE ASIANS
ARE EXTREMELY PROUD
AND PROSPEROUS PEOPLE.
1448
01:11:53,610 --> 01:11:56,711
- I KNOW.
- GOOD FOOD,
INTERESTING CULTURE,
1449
01:11:56,713 --> 01:11:59,647
OUTSTANDING MOVIES
AND CINEMA.
1450
01:12:00,916 --> 01:12:02,550
I DON'T WANNA LOOK
AT YOU RIGHT NOW.
JUST...
1451
01:12:04,553 --> 01:12:06,387
- Vince: HEY.
- Leo: HEY, VINCE.
1452
01:12:06,389 --> 01:12:08,089
THOSE GUYS LOOKED
PRETTY PISSED.
THAT YOU, ADAM?
1453
01:12:08,091 --> 01:12:10,992
LEO STARTED A TURF WAR.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING
IN SUCH A HURRY?
1454
01:12:10,994 --> 01:12:13,361
I'M GOING TO TELL
THE WOMAN I LOVE
1455
01:12:13,363 --> 01:12:15,830
THAT SHE'S THE WOMAN
THAT I LOVE.
1456
01:12:15,832 --> 01:12:17,799
- REBECCA?
- YEAH.
1457
01:12:17,801 --> 01:12:21,436
- WHAT, THE FLORIST? ( laughs )
- YES, THE FLORIST.
1458
01:12:21,438 --> 01:12:24,372
OH. OH, SHE'S A SWEETHEART.
YOU SHOULD'VE MARRIED THAT GIRL.
1459
01:12:25,607 --> 01:12:27,075
EVERYBODY?
1460
01:12:28,010 --> 01:12:30,445
IT'S YOUR
RIDE-OR-DIE CHICK.
1461
01:12:38,987 --> 01:12:40,621
DAN?
1462
01:12:48,097 --> 01:12:49,697
DAN.
1463
01:12:51,567 --> 01:12:53,401
( gasps )
1464
01:12:54,737 --> 01:12:57,138
MMM. I'M NOT DAN.
1465
01:12:57,140 --> 01:12:59,407
THERE'S NO DAN HERE.
1466
01:13:06,115 --> 01:13:08,683
OH. HEY, I KNOW YOU.
1467
01:13:08,685 --> 01:13:11,719
- YOU'RE THE MINISTER.
- OH YES.
1468
01:13:14,089 --> 01:13:17,492
- THE MINISTER OF PLEASURE.
- ( unzips )
1469
01:13:19,528 --> 01:13:21,095
I ALSO DO BAR MITZVAHS.
1470
01:13:26,935 --> 01:13:30,505
THAT BEARDED
BLOND BASTARD.
1471
01:13:36,145 --> 01:13:38,479
HE DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE.
1472
01:13:38,481 --> 01:13:40,815
WE HAVE GOD ON OUR SIDE.
1473
01:13:40,817 --> 01:13:42,817
PEACHEY?
1474
01:13:42,819 --> 01:13:45,653
BRING THE BONERALL.
1475
01:13:45,655 --> 01:13:48,756
( dance music playing )
1476
01:13:50,526 --> 01:13:51,826
THIS HAS GOT TO BE IT.
1477
01:13:51,828 --> 01:13:54,796
- YEAH.
- HOW DO I LOOK?
1478
01:13:54,798 --> 01:13:57,899
UM, WELL, YOU KINDA LOOK
LIKE A HASIDIC PIMP.
1479
01:13:57,901 --> 01:13:59,767
YEAH, YOU SHOULD
PROBABLY LOSE THE SHIRT.
1480
01:13:59,769 --> 01:14:01,502
- OKAY.
- UNBELIEVABLE.
1481
01:14:01,504 --> 01:14:04,439
ICELANDIC HAIRDRESSER.
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
1482
01:14:04,441 --> 01:14:05,940
REALLY? REALLY?
1483
01:14:05,942 --> 01:14:09,177
IT'S A MANSION.
THERE'S BOUND TO BE A HANGER.
1484
01:14:09,179 --> 01:14:11,212
LIKE ANIMALS, BOTH OF YA.
1485
01:14:11,214 --> 01:14:13,881
( music continues )
1486
01:14:13,883 --> 01:14:16,651
ALL RIGHT,
I WANT YOU GUYS
ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR.
1487
01:14:16,653 --> 01:14:18,953
TALK TO YOUR BROTHER.
YOU KNOW HE'S A HUGE RACIST?
1488
01:14:18,955 --> 01:14:21,556
- I'M NOT A RACIST.
- OH MY GOD, I'M SERIOUS.
1489
01:14:21,558 --> 01:14:23,591
- WHAT?
- ( music continues )
1490
01:14:27,563 --> 01:14:29,630
( chattering )
1491
01:14:32,134 --> 01:14:34,202
( music fades )
1492
01:14:40,108 --> 01:14:41,776
♪ IN SPIT OF THE MELODY...
1493
01:14:41,778 --> 01:14:44,745
OKAY. WAIT HERE.
1494
01:14:44,747 --> 01:14:47,181
♪ THE BETTER PART OF MEIS CAVING ♪
1495
01:14:47,183 --> 01:14:50,551
♪ AND WE DON'T NEEDTHOSE BROKEN BONES ♪
1496
01:14:50,553 --> 01:14:52,887
♪ AWKWARD LIGHTINGIN BROKEN HOMES ♪
1497
01:14:52,889 --> 01:14:55,690
♪ NO NO NO, WE DON'T NEEDTHOSE EMPTY TONES... ♪
1498
01:14:55,692 --> 01:14:57,492
- HEY.
- VINCE.
1499
01:14:57,494 --> 01:14:59,994
- ( laughs )
- WHAT IN THE WORLD
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1500
01:14:59,996 --> 01:15:01,829
- IS CYNDI WITH YOU?
- REMEMBER THAT TIME
1501
01:15:01,831 --> 01:15:03,898
IN STATISTICS CLASS
WHEN WE ALMOST KISSED?
1502
01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:06,501
NO.
1503
01:15:06,503 --> 01:15:09,871
OH. OKAY.
THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT THEN.
1504
01:15:09,873 --> 01:15:13,007
- LISTEN TO ME.
- Igor: HELLO, REBECKY.
1505
01:15:13,009 --> 01:15:15,042
HERE'S THE ANOTHER
KAMIKAZE YOU WANTED.
1506
01:15:15,044 --> 01:15:18,546
- NUMBER FOUR.
- NUMBER FOUR ALREADY?
1507
01:15:18,548 --> 01:15:21,215
- OH MY ATLANTA.
- HOW DO YOU SAY "FOUR"
IN RUSSIAN?
1508
01:15:21,217 --> 01:15:23,184
IT'S...
( speaking Russian )
1509
01:15:23,186 --> 01:15:24,852
( speaks Russian )
1510
01:15:25,787 --> 01:15:27,088
USE YOUR TEETH
AND YOUR TONGUE.
1511
01:15:27,090 --> 01:15:29,156
( both speak )
1512
01:15:30,926 --> 01:15:33,895
OH, I'M SORRY.
VINCE, THIS IS IGOR.
IGOR, VINCE.
1513
01:15:33,897 --> 01:15:36,631
HELLO, VINCE.
WOULD YOU LIKE A RED CUP
1514
01:15:36,633 --> 01:15:38,666
- FULL OF PARTY DRINK?
- WHAT THE HELL ARE
YOU DOING HERE?
1515
01:15:38,668 --> 01:15:41,869
I'M WORKING
ON KAMIKAZE NUMBER...
( speaks Russian )
1516
01:15:41,871 --> 01:15:44,005
I'M A BIG GIRL, VINCE.
I'M ALLOWED TO DRINK.
1517
01:15:44,007 --> 01:15:45,273
YEAH, I KNOW, BUT NOT
WITH THIS ASSHOLE.
1518
01:15:45,275 --> 01:15:47,675
OH! WHY WOULD
YOU SAY THAT?
1519
01:15:47,677 --> 01:15:49,644
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME
WE'VE MET EVER.
1520
01:15:49,646 --> 01:15:52,647
- WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
- MY PROBLEM? THIS GUY'S
A PIECE OF SHIT
1521
01:15:52,649 --> 01:15:55,750
- AND HIS BOOTS BROKE A CHAIR
OVER MY BACK YESTERDAY.
- OH, IT'S LIES!
1522
01:15:55,752 --> 01:15:57,218
- MY BOOTS WOULD
NEVER BREAK A CHAIR.
- NO NO NO.
1523
01:15:57,220 --> 01:16:00,187
- HE LOVES CARPENTRY.
- I LOVE MY MAPLE.
1524
01:16:00,189 --> 01:16:02,256
YESTERDAY?
WHY AREN'T YOU
WITH YOUR WIFE?
1525
01:16:02,258 --> 01:16:04,325
SHE'S A LESBIAN,
EVIDENTLY ALWAYS HAS BEEN.
1526
01:16:04,327 --> 01:16:06,661
I CAUGHT HER CHEATING ON ME
WITH HER MAID OF HONOR.
1527
01:16:06,663 --> 01:16:08,996
- HOW CONTROVERSIAL.
- Vince: THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
1528
01:16:08,998 --> 01:16:11,632
LISTEN TO ME.
( breathes deeply )
1529
01:16:12,634 --> 01:16:14,302
I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU.
1530
01:16:15,604 --> 01:16:16,971
I ALWAYS HAVE BEEN.
1531
01:16:20,609 --> 01:16:22,677
OKAY.
1532
01:16:24,947 --> 01:16:27,081
"OKAY"?
1533
01:16:27,083 --> 01:16:29,617
THAT'S IT?
"OKAY." "OKAY"?
1534
01:16:30,919 --> 01:16:33,287
I GUESS.
I DON'T REALLY KNOW
WHAT YOU WANT ME TO SAY.
1535
01:16:35,290 --> 01:16:38,359
OH, THIS IS PAINFULLY AWKWARD,
OKAY? SO LET'S NO MORE OF IT.
1536
01:16:38,361 --> 01:16:41,028
REBECKY, WOULD YOU LIKE
TO SEE MY BED?
1537
01:16:41,030 --> 01:16:43,164
IT'S A TEMPUR-PEDIC.
1538
01:16:44,166 --> 01:16:46,100
UH, MAYBE LATER.
1539
01:16:47,069 --> 01:16:48,669
I SEE.
1540
01:16:48,671 --> 01:16:51,172
WELL, THE NIGHT
IS STILL YOUNG.
1541
01:16:54,810 --> 01:16:58,245
- ( speaks Russian )
- WHAT?
1542
01:16:58,247 --> 01:17:00,181
- ( fizzing )- TO YOUR HEALTH.
1543
01:17:00,183 --> 01:17:01,616
- NO, HOLD ON.
- OH!
1544
01:17:01,618 --> 01:17:03,351
WHAT DID YOU
DO THAT FOR, ASSHOLE?!
1545
01:17:03,353 --> 01:17:04,952
HIS BOOTS JUST
TRIED TO DRUG YOU.
1546
01:17:04,954 --> 01:17:08,289
- MY BOOTS WOULD NEVER DO THAT!
- I JUST SAY NO TO DRUG.
1547
01:17:08,291 --> 01:17:11,659
- ( sighs )
- REBECKY, YOU ARE SOAKING WET.
1548
01:17:11,661 --> 01:17:13,728
PLEASE, GO TO THE TOP FLOOR.
IT'S THE PENTHOUSE.
1549
01:17:13,730 --> 01:17:16,330
IT'S MY ROOM.
GO INTO MY CLOSET,
TAKE WHATEVER YOU LIKE.
1550
01:17:16,332 --> 01:17:18,733
THANK YOU, IGOR.
YOU'RE QUITE THE GENTLEMAN.
1551
01:17:21,670 --> 01:17:23,738
I'LL SEE YOU SOON.
1552
01:17:24,706 --> 01:17:26,073
HEY.
1553
01:17:26,075 --> 01:17:27,408
WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING?
1554
01:17:27,410 --> 01:17:30,411
I'M GOING TO MAKE BANGS
WITH THE WOMAN YOU LOVE.
1555
01:17:30,413 --> 01:17:33,648
HOW CONTROVERSIAL.
1556
01:17:33,650 --> 01:17:36,717
I'M FAT.
I CAN'T RUN.
I'M FAT.
1557
01:17:38,153 --> 01:17:39,654
I NEED TO GO
TO THE GYM.
1558
01:17:40,722 --> 01:17:42,156
THEY ARE WALKING
REALLY FAST.
1559
01:17:42,158 --> 01:17:44,759
THIS DOES NOT SEEM NORMAL.
1560
01:17:44,761 --> 01:17:46,961
MY GOD, HE'S SLOW.
1561
01:17:46,963 --> 01:17:48,929
OH GOD!
OH, I'VE GOT A CRAMP!
1562
01:17:49,865 --> 01:17:51,432
OKAY, CAN YOU JUST...
1563
01:17:51,434 --> 01:17:53,668
MAKE BANGS
WITH SOMEONE ELSE?
1564
01:17:53,670 --> 01:17:56,737
- I'M TRYING TO TALK TO HER.
- MMM. SHE'S A LITTLE OLDER
THAN I LIKE,
1565
01:17:56,739 --> 01:17:58,439
BUT I'M GOING TO MAKE
AN EXCEPTION FOR HER,
1566
01:17:58,441 --> 01:18:01,742
BECAUSE SHE IS
IN TIP-TOP SHAPE.
1567
01:18:04,012 --> 01:18:07,748
UH-OH UH-OH
UH-OH, BOOTS.
1568
01:18:08,717 --> 01:18:11,819
I THINK THAT SHE IS
THE WOMAN HE LOVES
1569
01:18:11,821 --> 01:18:15,189
AND HE HAS YET
TO ROUND HER BASEBALL BASES.
1570
01:18:15,191 --> 01:18:17,758
- Boots: OH.- IS THAT RIGHT?
1571
01:18:17,760 --> 01:18:22,329
I'LL DO YOU A FAVOR.
I'LL LET YOU KNOW HOW
SHE LIKES IT.
1572
01:18:22,331 --> 01:18:25,733
OR BETTER YET,
I'LL HAVE BOOTS V.C.R. IT
1573
01:18:25,735 --> 01:18:27,835
AND YOU CAN WATCH IT
YOURSELF LATER.
1574
01:18:27,837 --> 01:18:30,705
HOW CONTROVERSIAL.
1575
01:18:30,707 --> 01:18:33,374
OH YEAH.
NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
1576
01:18:33,376 --> 01:18:36,177
I'D LIKE
TO BE INSIDE OF HER.
1577
01:18:36,179 --> 01:18:38,312
WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING,
1578
01:18:38,314 --> 01:18:40,448
YOU HAGGIS-EATING BASTARD?
1579
01:18:40,450 --> 01:18:44,852
OH, IF IT ISN'T BRET MICHAELS
FROM THE POISONS.
1580
01:18:45,954 --> 01:18:48,322
WE HAVE
UNFINISHED BUSINESS.
1581
01:18:48,324 --> 01:18:51,392
YOU WILL HAVE TO WAIT
UNTIL I FINISH MY NAILINGS.
1582
01:18:51,394 --> 01:18:55,329
NO FUCKING WAY.
I DEMAND SATISFACTION NOW,
1583
01:18:55,331 --> 01:18:57,498
AND I CHALLENGE YOU
1584
01:18:57,500 --> 01:19:01,001
- TO A CONTROVERSIAL-OFF.
- ( crowd gasps )
1585
01:19:02,804 --> 01:19:05,272
YEAH, WE TAKE TURNS.
1586
01:19:05,274 --> 01:19:08,809
FIRST ONE WHO CAN'T STAND
TO WATCH, LOSES.
1587
01:19:08,811 --> 01:19:11,312
I KNOW HOW IT WORKS.
1588
01:19:11,314 --> 01:19:13,180
DO YOU ACCEPT?
1589
01:19:15,050 --> 01:19:18,385
- NYET.- ARE YOU AFRAID,MR. CONTROVERSIAL?
1590
01:19:18,387 --> 01:19:20,454
ARE YOU
PUSSYING OUT ON ME?
1591
01:19:20,456 --> 01:19:22,757
NO.
1592
01:19:23,859 --> 01:19:25,960
I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT
THINGS TO DO
1593
01:19:25,962 --> 01:19:28,529
AND YOU ARE
NOT WORTH MY TIME.
1594
01:19:29,531 --> 01:19:33,534
YOU ARE NOT CONTROVERSIAL
IN THE LEAST.
1595
01:19:33,536 --> 01:19:36,403
YOUR CONTROVERSY IS
A FAKE CONTROVERSY.
1596
01:19:36,405 --> 01:19:39,807
YOU DO IT ONLY TO HIDE
YOUR INSECURITIES.
1597
01:19:39,809 --> 01:19:42,943
BUT YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY
CONTROVERSIAL.
1598
01:19:42,945 --> 01:19:46,547
YOU PRETEND
TO LOVE THINGS LIKE...
1599
01:19:46,549 --> 01:19:48,415
( American accent )
PICKUP TRUCKS
1600
01:19:48,417 --> 01:19:50,217
AND CHEESEBURGERS
AND TITTIES.
1601
01:19:50,219 --> 01:19:53,888
( Russian accent )
BUT YOU DON'T LOVE
CHEESEBURGERS
1602
01:19:53,890 --> 01:19:55,790
AND PICKUP TRUCKS
AND TITTIES.
1603
01:19:55,792 --> 01:19:57,525
YOU ONLY PRETEND
TO LOVE THOSE THINGS
1604
01:19:57,527 --> 01:19:59,426
BECAUSE IT'S WHAT
YOU THINK IS CONTROVERSIAL.
1605
01:19:59,428 --> 01:20:02,563
BUT YOU CANNOT PLAY
MY GAME OF CONTROVERSY.
1606
01:20:02,565 --> 01:20:05,866
IN THE GAME
OF CONTROVERSY,
1607
01:20:05,868 --> 01:20:08,469
YOU ARE
THE WASHINGTON GENERALS.
1608
01:20:08,471 --> 01:20:09,837
( exhales sharply )
1609
01:20:13,308 --> 01:20:14,875
CHALLENGE.
1610
01:20:24,286 --> 01:20:26,954
YOU THINK
YOU KNOW CONTROVERSY?
1611
01:20:26,956 --> 01:20:28,956
JUST LIKE I KNOW
THAT THE HOLOCAUST
1612
01:20:28,958 --> 01:20:30,958
NEVER HAPPENED.
1613
01:20:30,960 --> 01:20:34,995
- ( gasps )
CONTROVERSIAL!
- Adam: RACIST.
1614
01:20:36,031 --> 01:20:37,832
WHAT DO YOU THINK, BOOTS?
1615
01:20:39,167 --> 01:20:41,235
( inhales deeply )
1616
01:20:43,205 --> 01:20:46,440
- ( moans )
- ( gasping breath )
1617
01:20:46,442 --> 01:20:48,843
I THINKS
YOU HAS YOURSELF
1618
01:20:48,845 --> 01:20:53,147
- A CONTROVERSIAL-OFF!
- ( cheering )
1619
01:20:55,483 --> 01:20:57,284
WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?
1620
01:20:57,286 --> 01:20:59,286
BUYING YOU SOME TIME.
GO TALK TO HER.
1621
01:20:59,288 --> 01:21:01,021
JUST GO.
IT'LL BE FINE.
1622
01:21:03,892 --> 01:21:06,060
WHAT THE FUCK
IS WRONG WITH YOU?
YOU CAN'T TAKE THIS GUY.
1623
01:21:06,062 --> 01:21:09,063
- THESE EUROPEANS ARE
THE REAL ASSHOLE DEAL!
- I CAN DO THIS.
1624
01:21:09,065 --> 01:21:11,632
DON'T TRY TO WIN.
JUST BUY VINCE A COUPLE
OF MINUTES.
1625
01:21:11,634 --> 01:21:13,934
FUCK THAT.
I CAN WIN THIS.
1626
01:21:13,936 --> 01:21:16,937
SNAP OUT OF IT.
YOU'RE NOT EVEN CLOSE
TO READY FOR THIS.
1627
01:21:16,939 --> 01:21:18,906
I HAVE 22 YEARS
OF REPRESSED ASSHOLE
1628
01:21:18,908 --> 01:21:21,942
THAT HAS BEEN
BOILING UP INSIDE OF ME,
WAITING FOR THIS VERY MOMENT.
1629
01:21:21,944 --> 01:21:25,579
I AM THE ONLY ONE
WHO CAN WIN THIS.
1630
01:21:26,549 --> 01:21:30,618
IF YOU DON'T THINK
I CAN DO IT, THEN GET
THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY,
1631
01:21:30,620 --> 01:21:33,921
PICK UP YOUR SLAPHAPPY DICK
AND BEAT YOUR DOWN-SYNDROME
SISTER WITH IT.
1632
01:21:33,923 --> 01:21:35,956
GIVE HIM HELL.
1633
01:21:37,926 --> 01:21:40,227
HEY.
I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.
1634
01:21:40,229 --> 01:21:41,962
VINCE,
PLEASE JUST LEAVE.
1635
01:21:41,964 --> 01:21:43,998
DID YOU HEAR
WHAT I SAID DOWN THERE?
1636
01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:47,067
- ( scoffs )
- I'M-- I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU.
1637
01:21:50,105 --> 01:21:52,106
I WAS SURE YOU FELT
THE SAME WAY.
1638
01:21:52,108 --> 01:21:55,009
OF COURSE I DO, VINCE.
I ALWAYS HAVE.
1639
01:21:55,011 --> 01:21:57,177
BUT WHY NOW?
YOU'RE MARRIED.
1640
01:21:57,179 --> 01:21:58,979
TECHNICALLY, YES.
1641
01:21:58,981 --> 01:22:01,949
BUT I THINK
I FOUND A LOOPHOLE.
1642
01:22:01,951 --> 01:22:03,117
WHAT?
1643
01:22:11,026 --> 01:22:12,493
( growls )
1644
01:22:24,139 --> 01:22:25,406
LADIES FIRST.
1645
01:22:36,017 --> 01:22:37,484
- ( guys cheer )
- WHOA!
1646
01:22:37,486 --> 01:22:39,320
Man:
ALL RIGHT!
YEAH! ALL RIGHT!
1647
01:22:39,322 --> 01:22:41,488
ALL RIGHT.
1648
01:22:42,991 --> 01:22:46,460
( breathing heavily )
1649
01:22:46,462 --> 01:22:48,062
Man #2:
OH MY GOD,ARE YOU KIDDING?
1650
01:22:48,064 --> 01:22:50,130
( people chattering )
1651
01:22:53,268 --> 01:22:55,336
- ( moaning )
- ( shouting )
1652
01:22:56,638 --> 01:22:58,539
( retches )
1653
01:23:04,312 --> 01:23:06,046
YOUR MOVE, CUPCAKE.
1654
01:23:07,716 --> 01:23:10,317
( retches )
1655
01:23:10,319 --> 01:23:12,219
( panting )
1656
01:23:13,755 --> 01:23:16,023
HEY, GUYS.
1657
01:23:16,025 --> 01:23:18,092
LISTEN,
I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
1658
01:23:18,094 --> 01:23:19,493
THAT WAS
MY LITTLE FRIEND.
1659
01:23:19,495 --> 01:23:21,228
I LOVE ASIAN PEOPLE.
1660
01:23:21,230 --> 01:23:23,130
GOOD-- GOOD FOOD.
1661
01:23:23,132 --> 01:23:25,432
GREAT FOOD. FUCK.
1662
01:23:31,272 --> 01:23:32,673
- ( weapon jingles )- WHOA!
1663
01:23:32,675 --> 01:23:35,576
ALL RIGHT, WE'RE--
WE'RE ALL GENTLEMEN HERE.
1664
01:23:35,578 --> 01:23:38,145
I THINK
WE CAN ACT ACCORDINGLY.
1665
01:23:40,115 --> 01:23:42,516
THOSE ARE BADASS.
NOT NECESSARY.
1666
01:23:42,518 --> 01:23:45,686
- UH, GUYS--
- Man: HEY, YO!
1667
01:23:45,688 --> 01:23:48,155
WHAT THE FUCK ARE
YOU BITCHES DOING, HUH?
1668
01:23:52,093 --> 01:23:54,695
THAT DELIGHTFUL WHITE BOY
BELONGS WITH US.
1669
01:23:54,697 --> 01:23:58,065
- WHAT'S UP?- YEAH, I GUESS THEY DIDN'TSEE OURHANKY CHIEFS.
1670
01:24:00,735 --> 01:24:03,804
- SERIOUSLY?
- NOW IT'S OFFICIAL.
1671
01:24:03,806 --> 01:24:06,407
NO, IT'S NOT.
NO, YOU'RE MARRIED.
1672
01:24:06,409 --> 01:24:09,043
- THIS THING
WAS STUPID, ANYWAY.
- NO NO. LOOK,
1673
01:24:09,045 --> 01:24:11,378
STUPID, MAYBE;
MARRIED, YES.
1674
01:24:11,380 --> 01:24:13,714
BUT IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY--
1675
01:24:13,716 --> 01:24:17,384
PAGE ONE, PARAGRAPH ONE,
ARTICLE ONE--
1676
01:24:17,386 --> 01:24:21,188
IT SAYS
"HAPPILY MARRIED."
1677
01:24:23,124 --> 01:24:26,060
OKAY? AND...
( sighs )
1678
01:24:26,062 --> 01:24:27,294
I DON'T THINK
1679
01:24:27,296 --> 01:24:29,496
I COULD EVER BE HAPPY
WITHOUT YOU IN MY LIFE.
1680
01:24:31,266 --> 01:24:33,333
( sniffing )
1681
01:24:47,148 --> 01:24:50,250
- ( squishing )
- ( gasps )
1682
01:24:54,622 --> 01:24:56,690
( crowd gasps )
1683
01:24:58,226 --> 01:25:00,727
( crowd groans )
1684
01:25:00,729 --> 01:25:02,529
( people retching )
1685
01:25:02,531 --> 01:25:05,132
HE DOES KNOW
WHAT A BLOOD JOB IS.
1686
01:25:06,234 --> 01:25:08,168
BOOTS.
1687
01:25:10,505 --> 01:25:12,706
HAND ME YOUR FECES.
1688
01:25:16,678 --> 01:25:19,746
( guys grunting )
1689
01:25:19,748 --> 01:25:22,216
MOTHERFUCKER!
1690
01:25:30,825 --> 01:25:33,193
NOT GONNA FIZZLE ME!
1691
01:25:33,195 --> 01:25:36,163
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW HARD IT IS TO WATCH
YOU BE ENGAGED
1692
01:25:36,165 --> 01:25:38,165
AND MAKE THE FLOWERS
FOR YOUR WEDDING
1693
01:25:38,167 --> 01:25:40,501
AND YOUR BRIDE-TO-BE?
I DIDN'T JUST DECIDE
1694
01:25:40,503 --> 01:25:42,336
ONE DAY TO BE COOL
WITH US NEVER HAPPENING.
1695
01:25:42,338 --> 01:25:44,905
THAT DOESN'T
HAPPEN OVERNIGHT.
IT'S REALLY HARD TO DO.
1696
01:25:44,907 --> 01:25:48,142
YOU HAVE TO WORK UP TO IT.
AND NOW YOU SHOW UP TWO DAYS
1697
01:25:48,144 --> 01:25:51,478
AFTER I WATCHED YOU
GET MARRIED AND I SAID
MY FINAL GOODBYE.
1698
01:25:51,480 --> 01:25:53,680
AND YOU JUST EXPECT ME
TO UNDO YEARS
1699
01:25:53,682 --> 01:25:56,350
OF COMING TO TERMS
WITH SOMETHING LIKE THIS?
FUCK YOU, VINCE.
1700
01:25:56,352 --> 01:26:00,320
NO, WAIT. HOLD ON.
THIS ISN'T EASY FOR ME
EITHER, OKAY?
1701
01:26:00,322 --> 01:26:02,389
( crowd yelling )
1702
01:26:05,927 --> 01:26:08,362
Man:
OH GOD, NO! OH!
1703
01:26:10,265 --> 01:26:11,798
OH, LOOKS LIKESOFT-SERVE!
1704
01:26:11,800 --> 01:26:13,800
- VERY GOOD. RELAX.
- ( chattering )
1705
01:26:19,274 --> 01:26:25,479
- Man: OH NO!- ( people gag )
1706
01:26:25,481 --> 01:26:28,182
- OH!
- ( retching )
1707
01:26:28,184 --> 01:26:30,784
OH! OH OH, NO!
1708
01:26:34,189 --> 01:26:36,423
Man:
OH, MAN, COME ON!
1709
01:26:41,496 --> 01:26:43,497
FUCK!
( mutters )
1710
01:26:43,499 --> 01:26:45,299
FUCK.
( pants )
1711
01:26:45,301 --> 01:26:47,568
GET OUT OF HERE, BRADY.
YOU'RE TOO PRETTY.
1712
01:26:47,570 --> 01:26:50,204
YOU BREAK
INTO THAT LADY'S HOUSE?
1713
01:26:50,206 --> 01:26:52,472
OW! YES! OW!
1714
01:26:52,474 --> 01:26:54,908
OF COURSE I DID!
I DID A PRETTY SHITTY
JOB HIDING IT,
1715
01:26:54,910 --> 01:26:57,344
- SO YOU'RE JUST
AS GUILTY AS I AM!
- WHERE THE FUCK IS VINCE?
1716
01:26:57,346 --> 01:26:59,213
- IGOR'S PENTHOUSE.
- YOU ALL RIGHT?
1717
01:26:59,215 --> 01:27:00,847
- YEAH, I'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
- GOOD.
1718
01:27:01,916 --> 01:27:03,617
I THOUGHT I HAD
EVERYTHING GOING
1719
01:27:03,619 --> 01:27:05,519
EXACTLY THE WAY I PLANNED.
1720
01:27:05,521 --> 01:27:08,422
AND THEN I FOUND OUT
I WAS DEAD WRONG
ABOUT ALL OF IT.
1721
01:27:08,424 --> 01:27:10,791
BUT I GET IT NOW.
I GET IT.
1722
01:27:10,793 --> 01:27:12,759
I-- NOBODY CAN
JUST SAY THAT
1723
01:27:12,761 --> 01:27:15,229
EVERYTHING IS
GONNA BE A CERTAIN WAY
FROM THIS POINT ON
1724
01:27:15,231 --> 01:27:16,997
JUST BECAUSE THAT'S THE WAY
THEY WANT IT TO BE.
1725
01:27:16,999 --> 01:27:19,333
- WHAT?
- ( sighs )
1726
01:27:19,335 --> 01:27:22,636
LIFE THROWS YOU
CURVES ALL THE TIME,
AND THEY CAN SUCK.
1727
01:27:22,638 --> 01:27:25,806
BUT SOMETIMES
LIFE GIVES YOU
A SECOND CHANCE.
1728
01:27:27,909 --> 01:27:30,844
- THIS ONE JUST HAPPENED
TO COME AT A...
- ( sighs )
1729
01:27:31,879 --> 01:27:35,882
...REALLY REALLY
INCONVENIENT TIME.
1730
01:27:38,286 --> 01:27:42,856
THIS SHOULD NEVER
HAVE BEEN A BACKUP PLAN.
1731
01:27:45,260 --> 01:27:47,327
( people shouting )
1732
01:27:50,598 --> 01:27:52,866
OH. OH, LOOK, HOW CUTE.
1733
01:27:52,868 --> 01:27:57,838
- HE LOOKS LIKE THE BELLAGIO.
- ( both laugh )
1734
01:27:57,840 --> 01:28:01,375
LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE
THE MAMA BIRD, MOTHERFUCKER.
1735
01:28:09,284 --> 01:28:11,051
BOOTS,
1736
01:28:11,053 --> 01:28:13,353
I'LL NEED MORE FECES.
1737
01:28:15,657 --> 01:28:17,824
MUCH MORE.
1738
01:28:20,295 --> 01:28:22,863
- ( screams )
- ( grunting )
1739
01:28:31,806 --> 01:28:33,440
NOW WHAT?!
1740
01:28:35,343 --> 01:28:36,977
WHOO! I GOT HIM!
I GOT HIM!
1741
01:28:36,979 --> 01:28:38,879
GO TO SLEEP!
GO TO SLEEP!
1742
01:28:38,881 --> 01:28:41,448
JUST GO TO SLEEP.
SHH! SHH!
1743
01:28:41,450 --> 01:28:44,618
LOOK, I LOST EVERYTHING
IN THE LAST TWO DAYS--
1744
01:28:44,620 --> 01:28:47,054
EVERYTHING THAT
I THOUGHT THAT I WANTED.
AND HONESTLY,
1745
01:28:47,056 --> 01:28:49,423
I'M ABSOLUTELY FINE
WITH THAT IF IT MEANS
1746
01:28:49,425 --> 01:28:51,992
THAT YOU AND I GET
A SECOND CHANCE TO DO
1747
01:28:51,994 --> 01:28:54,861
WHAT WE SHOULD'VE
DONE A LONG TIME AGO.
1748
01:28:59,767 --> 01:29:02,869
I THOUGHT ABOUT
THAT NEAR-KISS
IN STATISTICS FOR--
1749
01:29:02,871 --> 01:29:06,039
FOR YEARS AFTER THAT.
( laughs, sniffles )
1750
01:29:06,041 --> 01:29:07,908
( people retching )
1751
01:29:09,477 --> 01:29:12,479
- Man: OH NO!- MMM!
1752
01:29:12,481 --> 01:29:14,348
- YES, BOOTS.
- ( shouting )
1753
01:29:14,350 --> 01:29:15,849
YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN.
1754
01:29:21,756 --> 01:29:23,724
OOH!
1755
01:29:23,726 --> 01:29:24,925
WOULD YOU HAVE ME?
1756
01:29:26,694 --> 01:29:28,362
I'D HAVE ME.
1757
01:29:28,364 --> 01:29:30,697
Man:
NOBODY WINS!
1758
01:29:30,699 --> 01:29:33,467
- NOBODY WINS!- I'D HAVE ME HARD.
1759
01:29:33,469 --> 01:29:35,836
Igor:
LOOK AT ME.I'M A MILLIONAIRE!
1760
01:29:35,838 --> 01:29:39,106
I'M A MONOPOLY MAN!I'M A MONOPOLY MANWITH A BOOT.
1761
01:29:39,108 --> 01:29:42,075
DON'T PASS "GO."
DON'T COLLECT DRACHMAS.
1762
01:29:42,077 --> 01:29:44,144
LOOK AT ME!LOOK AT ME!
1763
01:29:44,146 --> 01:29:46,079
( speaks Russian )
1764
01:29:46,081 --> 01:29:48,582
I'M WEARING KULATS!
1765
01:29:48,584 --> 01:29:51,084
I AM FASHION--FASHION AND FUN!
1766
01:29:51,086 --> 01:29:53,487
- SHH! SHH!
JUST GO TO SLEEP.
- ( grunting )
1767
01:29:53,489 --> 01:29:55,021
GO TO SLEEP.
I GOT HIM! I GOT HIM!
1768
01:29:57,392 --> 01:29:58,425
OH FUCK.
1769
01:29:59,694 --> 01:30:01,795
- ( yells )
- OH SHIT.
1770
01:30:01,797 --> 01:30:03,930
- ( thuds )- ( pants )
1771
01:30:03,932 --> 01:30:06,032
( crying )
1772
01:30:06,034 --> 01:30:07,601
( whispers )
COME HERE.
1773
01:30:14,008 --> 01:30:16,176
- ♪ HELLO, MY BABY,
HELLO, MY HONEY... ♪
- ( shouting, retching )
1774
01:30:16,178 --> 01:30:19,546
( mumbles )
1775
01:30:19,548 --> 01:30:21,415
( flesh slapping )
1776
01:30:21,417 --> 01:30:24,451
HMM HMM,
CAN YOU DIG IT?
1777
01:30:27,989 --> 01:30:29,689
- ( whip cracking )- Man:OH NO!
1778
01:30:29,691 --> 01:30:32,125
- Man #2:
GET THE FUCK OFF ME!- ( shouting, retching )
1779
01:30:32,127 --> 01:30:34,161
DOG STYLE!
1780
01:30:34,163 --> 01:30:37,130
CONTROVERSIAL,
MOTHERFUCKER.
1781
01:30:37,132 --> 01:30:39,766
( laughs )
IT IS OLD ASS,
BUT IT IS GOOD ASS!
1782
01:30:39,768 --> 01:30:41,868
( shouts )
1783
01:30:41,870 --> 01:30:43,837
( laughing hysterically )
1784
01:30:45,106 --> 01:30:48,442
WHO'S NEXT?
WHO'S NEXT?!
1785
01:30:48,444 --> 01:30:50,544
( laughs )
1786
01:30:58,619 --> 01:31:02,556
WHOO! ( laughs )
1787
01:31:16,170 --> 01:31:18,538
YOU ARE
THE WASHINGTON GENITALS.
1788
01:31:18,540 --> 01:31:20,941
- NO, DON'T LISTEN TO HIM.
- NO!
1789
01:31:20,943 --> 01:31:22,843
WHAT? MY BOOTS.
1790
01:31:27,615 --> 01:31:29,716
( grunts, groaning )
1791
01:31:34,522 --> 01:31:35,689
LET'S GET THE FUCK
OUT OF HERE.
1792
01:31:35,691 --> 01:31:37,624
( weapon clangs )
1793
01:31:42,597 --> 01:31:44,164
TOP-NOTCH GANG BANGING.
1794
01:31:44,166 --> 01:31:47,567
THAT-- OH MY GOD.
YOU GUYS--
1795
01:31:47,569 --> 01:31:49,569
THAT-- THAT'S BADASS.
LOOK IT.
1796
01:31:49,571 --> 01:31:51,938
- YOU'RE MY GUYS.
- YEAH, WELL, WE TAKE CARE
OF OUR OWN, SON.
1797
01:31:51,940 --> 01:31:54,608
- REMEMBER THAT.
- THAT'SWHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
1798
01:31:54,610 --> 01:31:56,610
OH MY GOD. ALL RIGHT.
1799
01:31:56,612 --> 01:31:59,546
I GOTTA CLEAR
THE AIR HERE.
BOYZ II MEN?
1800
01:31:59,548 --> 01:32:01,848
YEAH, DEMOLITION WAS
IN BOYZ II MEN.
1801
01:32:01,850 --> 01:32:04,584
I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!
OH, I AM SUCH A FAN.
1802
01:32:04,586 --> 01:32:06,820
- THANK YOU. APPRECIATE IT.
- OH, TIMELESS. TIMELESS.
1803
01:32:06,822 --> 01:32:09,556
( breathing heavily )
1804
01:32:09,558 --> 01:32:11,291
( cellphone ringing )
1805
01:32:11,293 --> 01:32:13,560
- ( laughs )
- SORRY.
1806
01:32:13,562 --> 01:32:15,729
ONE-- ONE--
ONE SECOND.
1807
01:32:15,731 --> 01:32:17,797
- OKAY.
- OKAY.
1808
01:32:22,703 --> 01:32:24,704
HELLO, MR. VANDERPLATT.
1809
01:32:24,706 --> 01:32:26,773
HEY HEY, VINCE.
JUST CALLING TO REMIND YOU
1810
01:32:26,775 --> 01:32:30,310
THAT TOMORROW IS
THE BIGGEST DAY
IN THE HISTORY OF MY--
1811
01:32:30,312 --> 01:32:33,079
SCRATCH THAT--
OUR COMPANY.
1812
01:32:33,081 --> 01:32:36,116
OH. NO SIR.
I WOULDN'T MISS THAT
FOR THE WORLD.
1813
01:32:37,785 --> 01:32:40,654
- I'M VERY EXCITED.
- NOW YOU'RE TALKING.
1814
01:32:40,656 --> 01:32:44,090
THAT'S JUST WHAT I WANNA HEAR.
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW MORNING.
1815
01:32:44,092 --> 01:32:45,325
YES SIR.
1816
01:32:46,627 --> 01:32:49,262
- 9:00 A.M. SHARP.
- OH, AND, VINCE?
1817
01:32:49,264 --> 01:32:50,730
DO ME A FAVOR--
1818
01:32:51,632 --> 01:32:54,067
CALL ME DAD.
1819
01:32:57,705 --> 01:32:59,105
WHAT?
1820
01:33:00,975 --> 01:33:02,275
WHAT'S WRONG?
1821
01:33:03,644 --> 01:33:05,946
YOU DON'T WANNA GIVE
ALL THAT UP.
1822
01:33:07,348 --> 01:33:09,583
( crying )AND I WOULD NEVERASK YOU TO.
1823
01:33:09,585 --> 01:33:12,586
SO PLEASE DON'T
TRY TO SQUEEZE ME
INTO YOUR 10-YEAR PLAN--
1824
01:33:12,588 --> 01:33:14,821
WHERE I DON'T FIT ANYMORE
1825
01:33:14,823 --> 01:33:17,691
AND WHERE YOU
NEVER REALLY WANTED ME
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
1826
01:33:24,332 --> 01:33:25,765
HEY.
1827
01:33:27,234 --> 01:33:29,769
I GAVE YOU MY WORDI'D HAVE YOU HOMEBY THE MORNING.
1828
01:33:31,205 --> 01:33:32,839
LET'S GO HOME.
1829
01:33:32,841 --> 01:33:36,610
♪ I LEFT ON A FRIDAY
1830
01:33:38,346 --> 01:33:41,681
♪ WITH MY CLOTHESAND MY BOOKS ♪
1831
01:33:43,918 --> 01:33:47,687
♪ I WALKED FOR A SECOND
1832
01:33:48,389 --> 01:33:51,124
♪ GAVE YOUR HOUSEONE LAST LOOK ♪
1833
01:33:54,228 --> 01:33:56,796
♪ THE THOUGHTOF YOU IN THERE ♪
1834
01:33:58,666 --> 01:34:02,369
♪ AS I STEPPED IN THE CAB
1835
01:34:04,705 --> 01:34:08,174
♪ IT'S GONNA BEA LONG WHILE, GIRL ♪
1836
01:34:09,343 --> 01:34:11,978
♪ BEFORE I SEE YOU AGAIN
1837
01:34:15,082 --> 01:34:18,818
♪ AND I LEFT A POSTCARD
1838
01:34:20,221 --> 01:34:22,689
♪ BENEATH THE...
1839
01:34:25,726 --> 01:34:28,228
BRADY, WHAT ARE
YOU STILL DOING HERE?
1840
01:34:29,397 --> 01:34:31,164
FACEBOOK-STALKED YOU.
1841
01:34:31,166 --> 01:34:32,799
"AWFUL TRIP.
LAST DAY IN ATLANTIC CITY.
1842
01:34:32,801 --> 01:34:34,668
GOING FOR ONE LAST RUN."
1843
01:34:34,670 --> 01:34:36,369
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
1844
01:34:43,811 --> 01:34:46,012
LOOK, YOU BREAK HIS HEART,
I'LL KILL YOU.
1845
01:34:47,114 --> 01:34:49,382
- FIGURATIVELY, OF COURSE.
- NO, REALLY.
1846
01:34:49,384 --> 01:34:51,351
I'LL TAKE A TIRE IRON
AND BREAK YOUR KNEES.
1847
01:34:51,353 --> 01:34:53,953
( chuckles )
I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND.
1848
01:35:03,731 --> 01:35:06,733
- HEY.
- VINCE, LET'S PLEASE
NOT DO THIS AGAIN.
1849
01:35:09,437 --> 01:35:11,237
WAIT.
1850
01:35:11,239 --> 01:35:13,206
DON'T YOU HAVE
A MEETING TO BE AT?
1851
01:35:14,709 --> 01:35:17,277
YEAH, I--
1852
01:35:17,279 --> 01:35:20,447
I MIGHT'VE BEEN
A BIT OVERSTATED
WITH MY WORDS.
1853
01:35:20,449 --> 01:35:23,917
- ( cellphone ringing )- RIGHT ON TIME.
1854
01:35:26,454 --> 01:35:28,054
HELLO, MR. VANDERPLATT.
1855
01:35:28,056 --> 01:35:32,792
VINCE, I'M HERE
WITH THE YAKITORIS AND...
1856
01:35:32,794 --> 01:35:36,296
( clears throat )
WELL, YOU'VE NEVER BEEN LATE.
1857
01:35:36,298 --> 01:35:39,499
AND I'M JUST WONDERING
IF YOU'RE WELL
1858
01:35:39,501 --> 01:35:41,501
AND ON YOUR WAY HERE
RIGHT NOW.
1859
01:35:41,503 --> 01:35:43,470
I'M-- I'M QUITE WELL, SIR,
1860
01:35:43,472 --> 01:35:46,773
BUT I DON'T THINK
I'LL BE MAKING IT IN TODAY.
1861
01:35:48,008 --> 01:35:49,843
VINCE.
1862
01:35:49,845 --> 01:35:51,878
I'M SURE YOU UNDERSTAND
1863
01:35:51,880 --> 01:35:53,513
THAT IT'S
IN YOUR BEST INTEREST
1864
01:35:53,515 --> 01:35:56,082
TO BE HERE AT ALL COSTS
1865
01:35:56,084 --> 01:36:00,386
AND THAT THE YAKITORIS
WOULD BE VERY HONORED
1866
01:36:00,388 --> 01:36:02,088
WITH YOUR PRESENCE
1867
01:36:02,090 --> 01:36:06,826
AND VERY DISHONORED
WITH YOUR ABSENCE.
1868
01:36:06,828 --> 01:36:10,163
WELL, THEN ALLOW ME
TO IMPART TO THEM,
IN THEIR NATIVE TONGUE,
1869
01:36:11,098 --> 01:36:13,466
- MY DEEPEST APOLOGIES.
- ( laughs )
1870
01:36:13,468 --> 01:36:17,771
WELL, YEAH,
THAT'S THE LEAST
YOU COULD DO.
1871
01:36:18,873 --> 01:36:25,845
( speaking Japanese )
1872
01:36:34,955 --> 01:36:37,824
YOU'RE SUCH A NERD.
( laughs )
1873
01:36:38,559 --> 01:36:42,228
WELL-- SO,
WHAT DID HE SAY?
1874
01:36:47,568 --> 01:36:49,869
HOW DISHONORABLE!
1875
01:37:04,318 --> 01:37:06,186
( keys jingle )
1876
01:37:12,293 --> 01:37:14,194
( laughs )
1877
01:37:15,563 --> 01:37:18,932
SO WHAT DID END UP
HAPPENING LAST NIGHT? OH!
1878
01:37:20,835 --> 01:37:22,969
WHAT A LITTLE BITCH.
1879
01:37:24,872 --> 01:37:27,540
THAT CONTROVERSIAL BASTARD.
1880
01:37:32,379 --> 01:37:34,080
( clinks )
1881
01:37:35,549 --> 01:37:37,617
SO WHAT COMES NEXT?
1882
01:37:39,253 --> 01:37:41,154
I HAVE NO IDEA.
1883
01:37:51,332 --> 01:37:54,901
( rock music playing )
1884
01:37:54,903 --> 01:37:57,904
♪ MANCATION, MANCATION
1885
01:37:57,906 --> 01:38:00,640
♪ DUDES ARE PARTYINGALL ACROSS THE NATION ♪
1886
01:38:00,642 --> 01:38:03,643
♪ NO WIVES OR GIRLFRIENDSTO PUT THE BRAKES ON ♪
1887
01:38:03,645 --> 01:38:06,913
♪ DRINKING BEER AND PARTYING,IT'S A MANCATION ♪
1888
01:38:06,915 --> 01:38:09,315
♪ WHOA WHOA
1889
01:38:09,317 --> 01:38:12,385
♪ MANCATION
1890
01:38:12,387 --> 01:38:15,088
♪ WHOA WHOA
1891
01:38:15,090 --> 01:38:18,258
♪ MANCATION
1892
01:38:18,260 --> 01:38:21,628
♪ MANCATION, MANCATION
1893
01:38:21,630 --> 01:38:23,296
- ♪ PARTY PARTY- ♪ YEAH! YEAH!
1894
01:38:23,298 --> 01:38:27,901
♪ MANCATION,MANCATION, MANCATION ♪
1895
01:38:27,903 --> 01:38:29,435
- ♪ PARTY PARTY- ♪ YEAH! YEAH!
1896
01:38:29,437 --> 01:38:33,239
♪ MANCATION, WHOA WHOA
1897
01:38:33,241 --> 01:38:36,409
♪ MANCATION
1898
01:38:36,411 --> 01:38:39,245
♪ WHOA WHOA
1899
01:38:39,247 --> 01:38:42,248
♪ MANCATION
1900
01:38:45,620 --> 01:38:49,455
( distorted )♪ MANCATION, MANCATION
1901
01:38:49,457 --> 01:38:50,990
- ♪ PARTY PARTY- ♪ YEAH! YEAH!
1902
01:38:50,992 --> 01:38:52,926
- ♪ MANCATION- ♪ YEAH!
1903
01:38:52,928 --> 01:38:55,495
♪ MANCATION, MANCATION
1904
01:38:55,497 --> 01:38:56,930
- ♪ PARTY PARTY- ♪ YEAH! YEAH!
1905
01:38:56,932 --> 01:39:01,034
♪ MANCATION, WHOA WHOA
1906
01:39:01,036 --> 01:39:04,237
♪ MANCATION
1907
01:39:04,239 --> 01:39:06,973
♪ WHOA WHOA
1908
01:39:06,975 --> 01:39:09,943
♪ MANCATION
1909
01:39:09,945 --> 01:39:11,945
♪ YEAH!
1910
01:39:11,947 --> 01:39:14,013
( folk music playing )
1911
01:39:31,065 --> 01:39:34,334
♪ I LEFT ON A FRIDAY
1912
01:39:35,736 --> 01:39:39,305
♪ WITH MY CLOTHESAND MY BOOKS ♪
1913
01:39:41,475 --> 01:39:45,111
♪ I WALKED FOR A SECOND
1914
01:39:46,347 --> 01:39:49,048
♪ GAVE YOUR HOUSEONE LAST LOOK ♪
1915
01:39:51,752 --> 01:39:54,554
♪ THE THOUGHT OF YOU IN THERE
1916
01:39:56,690 --> 01:40:00,026
♪ AS I STEPPED IN THE CAB
1917
01:40:02,396 --> 01:40:04,163
♪ IT'S GONNA BEA LONG WHILE... ♪
1918
01:40:05,000 --> 01:40:08,061
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