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"How angry would you be
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if someone broke
your antique music box?"
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:
What do you mean?
Does it play at all?
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Great.
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What, were you roughhousing
in my bedroom?
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And I don't suppose
you're even gonna come out here
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and face your punishment?
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Hal, is that you?
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♪ Yes, no, maybe
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♪ I don't know
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♪ Can you repeat the question?
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ Life is unfair.
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MALCOLM:
Stevie, come on.
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Jonas Salk would've
solved this days ago.
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:
He wasn't... working with...
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an idiot.
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You're calling me an idiot?
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You want to make
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a type-two-restriction
enzyme in yeast
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without using any bacteria,
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and I'm the idiot?
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Yes...
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and yes.
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We have to... try something.
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What do you think I've been
doing for the last two weeks?
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When am I getting
my room back?
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I can't work on my sexy-face
out there in front of Mom.
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What are you guys
doing in here anyway?
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Trying to create a new kind
of restriction enzyme.
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What does it look like?
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You're messing up
my room for that?
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This is important.
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Restriction enzymes
are used
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for chromosome mapping,
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DNA testing, gene splicing.
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It's for a big
national competition.
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If we win this,
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our paper will be published
in a scientific journal.
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We'll probably be able
to write our ticket
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to any college in the country.
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Then everyone... will pay.
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Only our incubator
keeps breaking down.
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Plus, we're running low on agar,
we're completely out of blood,
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our yeast keeps
getting contaminated...
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Maybe I can help.
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That's okay, Reese.
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If we need a head caught
in a wastepaper basket,
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we'll give you a call.
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Why do you do that?
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I offered to help you,
and you turn it around
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and make it about
me being stupid.
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Seriously.
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I might have something
to contribute.
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Why don't you just
give me a chance?
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That's two pints.
We'd better not take any more.
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This is so exciting.
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I feel like I'm going to faint!
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Four dollars, right?
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Thanks. Say hi
to Dewey for me.
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Who was that?
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Oh, some kid from Dewey's class
selling chocolate.
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Enjoy your strained beets,
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little man.
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Is it that time of year again?
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Mom, please don't make me.
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Aha! I wondered
what you were doing
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with a book bag.
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I don't want to go
door-to-door selling
stupid candy.
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Dewey, your father and I
have missed everything
at school this year--
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the paper drive, the car wash,
the bake sale.
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We need you
to pick up the slack.
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You are doing this.
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Dad, do I have to?
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DEWEY:
Dad?
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Of course you're doing it.
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It'll be great
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for your character to sell--
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oh, what's a good number--
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275 bars.
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Looks like there's
about another half hour
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of sunlight left--
what are you waiting for?
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Fine, I'll do it!
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But I just want
you to know,
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if some crazy couple
steals me and then
raises me as a girl,
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it's on your head.
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No, it's not.
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Hello?
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Hey, Dewey. What's going on?
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You won't believe
what Mom's putting me through.
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What is it this time?
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They're doing a candy bar drive
at school,
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and we've all been given
a ton of candy bars to sell.
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Oh, I used to hate that.
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And you know what Mom did?
What?
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She forbid me to sell them.
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She said I'd never be able
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to sell a single one.
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Oh, she did?
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That is horrible!
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I'll buy a dozen
right now, Dewey.
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She even compared me selling
candy to you getting married.
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You know what?
Make it two dozen.
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But don't tell Mom--
she'll think I did it
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just to make her mad.
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Tell her someone else
bought them.
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Wouldn't that be a lie?
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It doesn't matter.
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It's justified--
she's the reason
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that no one in this family
has any confidence.
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I'm hanging up right now
so I can write you a check.
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Hey, Fred, where are you
going with that piglet?
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Well, can't keep him in the pen.
The sow rejected him.
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So you're gonna take him home?
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Yeah, that's what
I'm gonna do.
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Oh, no!
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Do you have to?
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Well, listen, he's half the size
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of the rest of the litter.
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The other piglets
won't let him feed.
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It's the humane thing to do.
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Fred, you can't do this.
Look at his face.
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He knows you're gonna
take him out and kill him.
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Well, he does now.
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Ralph!
What?
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You can't kill him
if he has a name.
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It's Ralph.
Little Ralph the piglet.
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Aw, geez.
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That's my kid's name. Here.
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Did it separate?
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Hell, no.
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So we still don't have
an enzyme.
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What is our problem?
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We've tried...
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every variable...
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of heat... and pressure?
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Yes, yes, yes.
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We've tried acids,
we've tried bases.
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How much blood
do we have left?
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Plenty.
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I snuck...
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another pint...
when he was sleeping.
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Stevie!
He wants... to help.
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I know, but I took care of that.
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He kept bugging me,
so I gave him some food coloring
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and told him
they were chemicals.
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Guys, guys!
I've made a discovery!
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When you mix blue and yellow,
you get an entirely new color!
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I'm gonna name it...
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"blellow."
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Hey, look at this.
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Dewey has already
sold 52 candy bars.
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He still has
a long way to go, Lois.
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Let's keep our feet
on the ground.
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For now.
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Kitty, come down.
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Fear not!
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Have your pets
spayed or neutered.
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It's nice Dewey's working
so hard for the school.
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If he keeps this up,
we'll be able to blow
off the Safety Fair.
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Hello, sir.
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Sorry. I don't eat candy.
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Oh, these aren't candy bars.
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These are America Bars.
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What are you talking about?
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You know, America Bars.
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Well, actually, I prefer
the term "Freedom Bars."
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You love America, right?
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Well, of course I do.
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Well, there are
a lot of people out there
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who are hoping
we won't do our part.
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What do you mean?
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You know. People.
People who don't have
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this country's best interests
at heart.
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So, these candy bars
help fight terrorism?
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With every chocolatey,
nougaty bite.
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How much are they?
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$9.50.
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I'll take two.
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Thank you.
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No, young man. Thank you.
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Separate!
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Hello...
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trade school.
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I wish Reggie would kill Archie
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and take over this comic.
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Malcolm, I need you
to watch Jamie for a while.
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Mom, we're at a very critical
point in our experiment.
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I'm sorry. Are you new?
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Stevie, explain to
your friend how things
work around here.
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Anything?
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No change.
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Bounce him higher.
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Well, none of these worked.
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Maybe we should...
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Oh, my God!
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:
It... separated!
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Yeah! We did it!
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We made an enzyme!
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Unbelievable!
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What'd you do to it?
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I didn't... do anything.
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What? Well, neither did I.
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Blellow!
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Hey, guys.
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How did... you do it?
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I didn't do anything.
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Look, we're not
mad at you.
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We just need to know
what you did.
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Why are you always
blaming me?
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Reese, you did a good thing.
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You somehow got this thing
to separate.
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You must have added something.
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What was it?
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Oh.
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I just... I don't know
if I can even remember.
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I mean, I wasn't paying
that much attention,
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and there was all this
other stuff going on.
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And I'm not sure
why I'd tell you...
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if you're not going
to give me credit!
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What?
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This is a big contest.
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Big enough for
the three of us.
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So, either we split
the credit three ways,
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or I'm not talking.
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You are picking
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the wrong guys
to mess with, Reese.
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Yeah.
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Let's tattle.
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...and he won't tell us
what he did
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unless we give him credit
for it.
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It's so unfair.
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All he did was just
read comic books
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and we've been working on it
for weeks.
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What is it you want me
to do, Malcolm?
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Force him to tell us.
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Wait a minute.
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It seems to me if Reese
fixed your experiment,
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he should get some credit.
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What? No.
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He doesn't even know
why it works.
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I've been working for 20 years
without knowing why.
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Give Reese the credit.
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Calm down, Ralph, it's okay.
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You're all right.
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What happened?
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The other piglets
were mean to him.
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Francis, you said last week
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you'd put that thing
back in its pen.
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I tried, but he's just
so good-natured and sweet,
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the others won't let him feed.
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I am not putting him
back in there
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until I teach him
to be more assertive.
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But we're spending
every second of the day
taking care of him.
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Hey, no one ever said
raising a pig would be easy.
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No one ever said
we'd be raising a pig.
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00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:20,848
Listen, Francis...
265
00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:23,083
either you return Ralph
to his pen tonight,
266
00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:26,019
or he's gonna be looking up
at you from an omelet.
267
00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:28,989
Come on, Ralph.
268
00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:31,759
It's gut-check time.
269
00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:33,493
Your brothers don't think
you can keep up with them.
270
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:34,494
Is that what you think?
271
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,196
Come on, I know you can do it.
272
00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:37,898
You just gotta get tough.
273
00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:40,467
Come on, show me your mean face.
274
00:11:59,086 --> 00:12:01,288
Hmm. What's that?
275
00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:05,192
Ah. The stink of failure.
276
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:06,393
Okay, Reese. We give up.
277
00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:08,762
Just tell us what you did
and we'll give you credit.
278
00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:11,298
Okay, just sign this.
279
00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:16,436
"Reese is a full partner
in this experiment
280
00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:18,705
"and is entitled to
a full share of the credit
281
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,273
"because without his help,
282
00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:22,409
this would have
been impossible."
283
00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:30,750
Outwitted...
284
00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:32,685
by a dumb ass.
285
00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:35,789
Everything seems to be in order.
286
00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:37,925
All right, Reese,
tell us what you did.
287
00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:40,260
Okay.
288
00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:42,095
I have no idea.
289
00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:44,164
I don't remember doing
anything special to it.
290
00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:45,799
What?!
But now when you
291
00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:47,400
make fun of me
and tell people I'm stupid,
292
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,136
I have actual evidence
in your own handwriting
293
00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:51,671
that says
I'm just as smart as you are.
294
00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:54,707
Hah! Finally,
there is justice in...
295
00:12:55,775 --> 00:13:00,347
This baby's mother
is 13 years old.
296
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,150
Every candy bar you buy
297
00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:06,419
goes towards buying
unwed mothers like her
298
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:09,089
schoolbooks and hot lunches.
299
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,058
I'll get my purse.
300
00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:16,830
I'm telling you
I don't remember!
301
00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:18,598
Okay, let him up.
302
00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:23,303
Reese...
303
00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:24,671
this is important.
304
00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:25,939
It's for medicine.
305
00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:29,209
This enzyme could help save
somebody's life one day.
306
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:31,979
Just please try to think
about what you did.
307
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,182
Um...
308
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:38,051
I can't.
I'm sorry.
309
00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:39,686
I don't know.
310
00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:41,321
I was just hanging out
in the room like I always do.
311
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,623
Re... create it.
312
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,392
Yeah,
that's a great idea.
313
00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:46,459
Just do everything
you did
314
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,061
when you were
in the room by yourself.
315
00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:50,630
Just close your eyes
and pretend.
316
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,732
See everything you did
in your mind's eye
317
00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:54,467
and then just
do what you see.
318
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:57,137
Stevie and I
aren't even here.
319
00:13:57,170 --> 00:14:00,240
You're alone in the room
just like before.
320
00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:03,176
Okay, let's see...
321
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:06,346
First thing was...
322
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:08,081
you guys left.
323
00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:11,919
And then I went
to the test tubes...
324
00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:14,154
...to see what
an enzyme tasted like.
325
00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:18,858
But then it was boring already.
326
00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:25,198
And then...
I saw something shiny...
327
00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:30,870
...and I put it
in my "shiny" box.
328
00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:33,907
And then...
329
00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:36,376
Right.
330
00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:41,681
And then I got
one of Malcolm's shirts...
331
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,383
and then I...
332
00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:00,433
Oh, my God.
333
00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:04,404
Then I played
with Dewey's Game Boy.
334
00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:06,773
And your teacher
called to say
335
00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:08,808
you sold more chocolate
bars than anyone else.
336
00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:10,077
She said all your
classmates hate you.
337
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:12,145
I'm so proud, Dewey.
338
00:15:12,179 --> 00:15:14,247
Well, you know,
it's a good product.
339
00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:15,949
They really
sell themselves.
340
00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:17,084
I can't believe it.
341
00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:19,953
Dewey sold over
1,500 candy bars.
342
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:23,123
1,500...
343
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:26,359
Page 12.
344
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,820
They'll eat your
dad's dust.
345
00:15:57,657 --> 00:15:59,126
Hi.
346
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:01,161
Is this where the boy lives
who's selling Eco-Bars?
347
00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:03,596
Sorry, we're all out.
Come back later.
348
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,465
Well, there you are.
We wanted to buy some more
349
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:07,167
of those candy bars
that heal the forests.
350
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,536
You should be
so proud of your boy.
351
00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:10,970
I don't know what
you're talking about.
352
00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:11,938
Of course you do.
353
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,806
You said every bar
plants a seedling
354
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,542
in fire-ravaged
Yellowstone.
355
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,610
Ooh, and I love
the little bonus
356
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,612
of 10% going
to pro-life causes.
357
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:20,547
Wait a minute.
358
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:23,383
He told me 10%
went to pro-choice causes.
359
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:25,852
I didn't know
you felt that way.
360
00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:27,887
I didn't know you
felt that way.
361
00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:30,057
Excuse me, ladies,
362
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:31,991
I have to tell someone
how I feel.
363
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:35,195
You are in
364
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:36,396
so much trouble.
365
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:37,964
I hope you'll think
about what you did
366
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,833
every time you see me
driving by in your prize.
367
00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:42,335
He's not getting
any prize.
368
00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:43,403
You've been lying
369
00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:45,405
to everyone
to get them to buy candy?
370
00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:46,973
What did we tell
you about lying?
371
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,741
Lying is the worst thing
you can do.
372
00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,843
It destroys character,
Dewey.
373
00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:53,080
It destroys the trust
people have in each other.
374
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:54,347
Do you understand?
375
00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:55,682
Yes.
376
00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:57,150
What do you have
to say for yourself?
377
00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:59,419
Francis told me to do it.
378
00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:01,188
I should have known.
379
00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:03,923
Did you tell your brother
to lie about those candy bars?
380
00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:05,525
You bet I did.
381
00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:06,526
And I'm sick of you
382
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:07,827
standing on the sidelines
383
00:17:07,859 --> 00:17:09,695
sabotaging everything
we try to do.
384
00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:11,931
Have you lost your mind,
Francis?
385
00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:13,933
What kind of advice is that
to give to your brother?
386
00:17:13,965 --> 00:17:15,001
This is all your fault.
387
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,236
I'm just trying
388
00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:17,170
to help the kid
389
00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:19,106
instead of tearing
him down all the time.
390
00:17:19,138 --> 00:17:20,373
And I'm sick of you thinking
391
00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:22,242
that everything we do
is stupid.
392
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:29,449
Okay, Ralph, remember
your visualization.
393
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:30,883
You're mean, you're tough.
394
00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:32,285
You're the biggest
pig in the pen
395
00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:33,753
and you're not
afraid of anyone.
396
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:36,055
Get in there, kick some ass
397
00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:39,626
and nurse like you have
never nursed before.
398
00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:43,863
Hey, that's it, Ralph.
399
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,898
Get in there. Good for you.
400
00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:47,234
Good.
401
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,801
Okay, stop, Ralph.
402
00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:50,570
Ralph, no biting.
403
00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:52,605
Oh, not the mother, too!
404
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:56,676
That's gross.
405
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,480
No, Ralph, not the...
406
00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:03,183
chicken coop.
407
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:08,054
If I were you, I'd hurry up
and start naming the cattle.
408
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:11,057
...and then my ears
409
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,992
were finally
clean.
410
00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:14,394
Then I was going
to update
411
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:15,928
my enemies list,
412
00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:18,365
but I remembered I
had math homework.
413
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:24,437
Didn't get it.
414
00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:27,174
Didn't get it.
Didn't get it.
415
00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:28,808
Didn't get it.
416
00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:32,645
Stupid. Stupid.
417
00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:36,216
Stupid.
Stupid.
418
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,085
Stupid.
419
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:42,622
I hate you, I hate you.
420
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,499
Then I worked
on my triceps.
421
00:18:57,204 --> 00:19:00,673
Hey, no one likes math.
422
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:05,044
Sorry.
423
00:19:05,912 --> 00:19:08,147
That's okay.
424
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:12,519
So, what'd
you do next?
425
00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:13,386
Nothing.
426
00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:15,322
I started playing
with the ball.
427
00:19:21,428 --> 00:19:23,530
Well, I guess we won't...
428
00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:25,332
Throw it... again.
429
00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:26,499
What?
430
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,401
Reese, keep throwing it.
431
00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:37,510
Look.
432
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:42,582
It separated.
433
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:44,684
It separated!
434
00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:46,152
There must be asbestos
in the ceiling.
435
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,587
Of course.
436
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,722
What are you talking about?
Reese, you did it.
437
00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:52,058
Asbestos is a highly
mutagenic material.
438
00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:55,395
It can change the way cells
reproduce-- these cells.
439
00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:56,996
And it's been here
the whole time.
440
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,565
We have asbestos
in our ceiling.
441
00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:01,033
ALL:
We have asbestos in our ceiling.
442
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:02,735
We have asbestos
in our ceiling.
443
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,239
Yay.
444
00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:09,208
What?
445
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:15,715
LOIS:
Scrabbled eggs,
coming up.
446
00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:22,255
So we're living out here
447
00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:24,357
till they get
the asbestos cleaned out.
448
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:25,625
Oh, and we won the contest.
449
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:27,627
Turns out the company
sponsoring it
450
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:29,195
keeps all the patent rights.
451
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,564
They're using our work
to make a new cholesterol drug
452
00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:33,199
that'll earn billions.
453
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,401
And you know what we got?
454
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:36,369
A pencil case.
455
00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:38,104
It has a compass in it.
456
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,275
Mom, Dad, anybody
need a pencil?
457
00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:44,611
No, Reese.
We still don't need a pencil.
458
00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:48,080
Well, if you do, you
know where to find it.
459
00:20:48,114 --> 00:20:49,982
Okay, Francis, how
much longer are we
460
00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:52,319
going to have to share
the bed with Ralph?
461
00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:54,220
It's getting
ridiculous.
462
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,922
He puts up
a brave front,
463
00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:58,691
but I don't think he really
feels that confident.
464
00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:05,965
He'll let us know
when he's ready.
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