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[ACAPELLA THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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[BIRDS CHIRPING IN DISTANCE]
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[MATCH IGNITES]
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[METAL CLANKS]
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[GLASS CLINKING]
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[FIRE CRACKLING]
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[GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING]
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[DOROTHY] ♪ Immortimas ♪
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♪ Yes it's Immortimas ♪
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♪ There's absolutely nothing sus ♪
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♪ About today ♪
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[GASPS] Good morning, Sex Ghosts!
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[SEX GHOSTS] Good morning, Dorothy!
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Happy Immortimas Day!
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[ALL] ♪ Immortimas ♪
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♪ We raise our voices in harmony ♪
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♪ It's Immortimas Day! ♪
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[MUSIC INCREASES IN TEMPO]
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Whoa! [GRUNTS]
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[GROANING AND STRAINING]
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Casey! I told you to use the front door!
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Then how would you be the first person
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I wish a happy Immortimas to?
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[BOTH SQUEALING IN EXCITEMENT]
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Come on, let's get some breakfast,
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before Cliff eats it all.
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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[JANE] ♪ We celebrate Immortus
and the day she was born ♪
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♪ From the time stream
to our heart strings ♪
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♪ It's Isabel we adore ♪
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♪ Oh, thank Immortus ♪
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♪ I've got no one to answer to but me ♪
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♪ And I'm so blessed with this circus ♪
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♪ My found family ♪
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♪ And your neighbor, Casey ♪
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Morning, Dorothy!
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[CASEY] Happy Immortimas Day!
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[DOROTHY] Happy Immortimas Day!
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[ALL] ♪ It's a beautiful day! ♪
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♪ Everything is Isabel's way! ♪
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♪ She can do no wrong ♪
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♪ She's the subject of this song ♪
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♪ All we do is love and obey ♪
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♪ On Immortimas Day! ♪
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♪ Good morning, Sex Ghosts ♪
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♪ Wrap up your foreplay ♪
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♪ It is time for us to celebrate ♪
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♪ My favorite holiday ♪
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♪ Made brand new sweaters ♪
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♪ For all my Doomies ♪
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♪ Back me up, you sexy ghosts ♪
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♪ And cover up your boobies ♪
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[ALL] ♪ Praise Immortimas Day ♪
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- ♪ I'm giving my ♪
- ♪ She's giving her ♪
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♪ Sweaters away ♪
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♪ You'll be snug as a bug ♪
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♪ For the price of one hug ♪
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♪ One measly hug ♪
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♪ One lingering hug ♪
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[CHUCKLING]
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Good morning, Sex Ghosts!
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Have you had your morning fuck?
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You know we did!
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Holy moly!
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This is the softest sweater
in the whole darn world.
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Look at us, we look fantastic!
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♪ I can almost taste the ham... ♪
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You're being weird, stop
stroking your sweater.
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[LAUGHS]
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♪ I'm a lucky man ♪
♪ Life couldn't get any better ♪
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[ALL] ♪ It's a beautiful day! ♪
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♪ Everything is Isabel's way! ♪
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♪ She can do no wrong ♪
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♪ She's the subject of this song! ♪
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♪ All we do is love and obey ♪
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♪ On Immortimas Day! ♪
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[ALL] Vic! Welcome home!
Detroit's finest is back!
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Happy Immortimas all!
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Deric sends gifts to unwrap.
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[VIC] ♪ Praise Immortus ♪
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♪ The robotics program is a hit ♪
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♪ Two kids were awarded
scholarships on merit ♪
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Larry! Your sweater's getting cold!
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And, you're missing all the fun!
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[EXHALES AND GRUNTS] Good morning, Keeg!
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Happy Immortimas!
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♪ Today's a special day ♪
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♪ I can't wait for them to see ♪
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♪ How happy we'll all be ♪
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♪ 104, and Keeg, and me ♪
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♪ I have never brought a suitor home ♪
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♪ Can you believe it? ♪
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♪ Well finally we're not alone ♪
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♪ How about this cable knit? ♪
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[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]
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If only I had a uniform
I could wear every day.
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I wouldn't have to make these decisions.
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[ALL] ♪ Born Isabel from Cloverton ♪
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♪ Our savior's story's just begun ♪
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♪ When she fell into the timestream ♪
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♪ It opened up her mind, see ♪
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♪ In Orqwith they assembled her soul ♪
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♪ Brought her back and made her whole ♪
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[CHUCKLES]
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♪ It's a beautiful day ♪
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♪ 'Cause it's all Isabel's way ♪
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♪ Immortimas Day is
where we all belong ♪
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♪ We love and obey ♪
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♪ And all sing along ♪
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♪ Nothing is weird ♪
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♪ Everything's fine ♪
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♪ We're all okay ♪
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♪ On ♪
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♪ Immortimas Day! ♪
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[SONG ENDS]
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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Rita says we have to put up
the Birth of Immortus display.
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- Ugh!
- [GIGGLING] Come!
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[SIGHS WEARILY]
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Why do I always get stuck doing
the worst Immortimas Day jobs?
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I wouldn't say stuck.
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Seems kind of fun.
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[CHUCKLES SOFTLY] How
do you stay so positive?
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I can't help it. It's Immortimas Day.
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The happiest day of the year!
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Yeah.
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Then why do I feel like something's off?
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Maybe your inner self is
trying to tell you something.
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Hearing any voices in your head lately?
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[CASEY CHUCKLES]
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[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
That'd be pretty weird.
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Yeah, let's get to work.
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[ROCK GUITAR RIFF PLAYING]
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♪ Hey, am I doing this right? ♪
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♪ I can't remember if the dinosaur ♪
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♪ Goes in front or behind ♪
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♪ Now I'm reeling ♪
♪ What's this feeling? ♪
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♪ It's like warm butterflies ♪
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♪ What could it be? ♪
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♪ Am I doing this right? ♪
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♪ Hey, am I doing this right? ♪
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♪ It should be easy to be cheesy ♪
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♪ But I'm lost in the night ♪
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♪ It's like I'm feeling
something's missing ♪
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♪ Or it's just out of sight ♪
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♪ What could it be? ♪
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♪ Am I doing this right? ♪
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[BOTH] ♪ It's like I'm
falling through space ♪
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♪ Is it all in my head? ♪
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♪ I pray for a sign ♪
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♪ Is she the key? ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Have I been flung
from the timestream? ♪
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♪ I am the blow up man ♪
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♪ And the blow up man is me ♪
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♪ Hey, am I doing this right? ♪
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♪ I don't know What I'm looking for ♪
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♪ But I'll see what I find ♪
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♪ If I reveal what is real ♪
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♪ Do you see think she might ♪
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♪ Say that she feels ♪
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♪ The same way inside? ♪
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♪ Could she be the one? ♪
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♪ This was kind of fun ♪
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♪ I'll never know if
I don't take a chance ♪
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♪ I'm looking for answers ♪
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♪ She's a pretty good dancer ♪
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♪ She is in my heart ♪
♪ It's out of my hands ♪
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[BOTH] ♪ It's like I'm
falling through space ♪
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♪ Is it all in my head? ♪
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♪ I pray for a sign ♪
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- ♪ Is she the key? ♪
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Have I been flung
from the timestream? ♪
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♪ What could be missing? ♪
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♪ Would it be cool if it was me? ♪
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- What?
- What?
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Nothing. Uh, was that too much?
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- Were you saying something?
- Hmm?
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Oh...
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Sorry. Never mind.
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I... I've got to, um...
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- Yeah!
- Oh!
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[INHALES] Hmm...
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[RITA CHUCKLING] Laura.
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There is so much to do
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before Immortus comes to dinner.
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Well, if she comes.
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When she comes, everything
needs to be perfect.
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Well, it will be, with you in charge.
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We'll get it done together because...
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♪ We're the perfect team ♪
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♪ Immortimas with you is a dream ♪
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♪ Thank Immortus for
this blessed sisterhood ♪
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♪ What's not to love ♪
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♪ We've got peanut brittle ♪
♪ Happiness, and hugs ♪
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♪ Who knew life could
ever be this good? ♪
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♪ You're like meat ♪
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♪ You're like cheese ♪
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♪ Put 'em together ♪
♪ Charcuterie ♪
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♪ We are best friends ♪
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♪ Just two best friends ♪
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♪ We never ever fight ♪
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♪ But if we did ♪
♪ We'd both be right ♪
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♪ We are best friends ♪
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♪ You're one of a kind ♪
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♪ For you I'd travel space and time ♪
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♪ 'Cause that's what it means to be ♪
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- ♪ Best friends ♪
- ♪ Best friends ♪
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♪ Best friends ♪
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♪ Place the forks and knives ♪
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♪ I hope Isabel arrives ♪
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[BOTH] ♪ Now the
centerpieces to decorate ♪
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♪ Everything is picture perfect ♪
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♪ You make every moment worth it ♪
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♪ Take this stamp and ink ♪
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♪ You know what to do ♪
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[MUSIC TURNS OMINOUS]
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♪ I'll do anything you ask ♪
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[EXHALES]
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[SHUDDERING]
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[SCREAMS]
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♪ We've got a friendship
that will last ♪
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- [ISABEL SCREAMS]
- You built a beautiful life with Malcolm...
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and I destroyed it all.
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[SINISTER NOTE PLAYS]
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♪ Oh, God ♪
♪ What have I put her through? ♪
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♪ Shit! Shit! ♪
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♪ What is this? What
the fuck is going on? ♪
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♪ Am I speaking in a song? ♪
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♪ Oh, no ♪
♪ Something's very wrong ♪
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♪ Let's make a pact ♪
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♪ We cut our hands
and shake with blood ♪
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Respectfully, I'm going to decline.
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♪ You're like jam ♪
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[SEX GHOSTS SINGING]
♪ Jammy jam, jam, jam ♪
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- ♪ You're like brie ♪
- ♪ Spread that brie ♪
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- ♪ Put 'em together, more charcuterie ♪
- [BREATHING HEAVILY]
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♪ Are you okay? ♪
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♪ Yeah, I'm fine ♪
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♪ Then let's sing the
chorus one more time ♪
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- ♪ We are best friends ♪
- ♪ Shit, shit, what is this ♪
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- ♪ We are best friends ♪
- ♪ What the fuck is going on? Am I speaking in a song? ♪
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♪ Oh, no ♪
♪ Something's very wrong ♪
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♪ I wish we were best friends ♪
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♪ I know this has to come to an end ♪
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♪ Please don't forget what
it means to be best friends ♪
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- [MADAME ROUGE YELLS]
- [SONG ENDS]
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[SOFTLY] Friends.
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[EXCLAIMS] The guest towels.
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Well, well, fine. Yes.
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I'll, uh... I'll clear
up then. No problem.
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[SOFTLY] Oh, what the actual fuck!
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Somehow Isabel's managed
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to make this whole world about her,
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and in this world, we all fucking sing!
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Suffering suffragettes! Look and see...
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Sweaty bollocks!
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I'm in Isabel's musical fever dream.
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[IN HIGH PITCHED VOICE]
♪ What the fuck! ♪
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[FEET STAMP IN UNISON]
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[SEX GHOSTS SING A CAPPELLA]
♪ What the fuck! ♪
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- [DOROTHY] Okay, that's
Cliff. - [VIC] Uh-huh.
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- [DOROTHY] Jane!
- [VIC] Yep.
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- Um, Rita.
- Nice.
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- Me.
- [CHUCKLES]
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- [CHUCKLING] You!
- Hey!
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- And Larry.
- And who's that?
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Oh! This is Papa.
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I wanted him to be a
part of the celebration,
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because he's still here in our hearts.
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00:15:14,339 --> 00:15:15,339
Yeah, he is.
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00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:16,549
Immortimas was his favorite.
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Man, did that guy love his ham.
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- Mmm-hmm.
- [BOTH CHUCKLE]
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Oh, how is the robotics club going?
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Papa always loved robots.
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00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:26,601
Yeah. I mean, it's
good. It's going great.
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Uh, sometimes I feel like
I could be doing more.
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Making a bigger impact, I don't know.
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00:15:30,396 --> 00:15:32,857
But what's bigger than
helping your community
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- and doing what you love.
- [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
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Maybe Immortus can help.
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00:15:37,487 --> 00:15:38,738
You can ask her at dinner.
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00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:43,827
Uh, you know, Immortus is a busy lady.
287
00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:45,703
So, I just don't want
you to be disappointed
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if she doesn't show.
289
00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:48,623
I can feel it, Vic.
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00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:53,086
She's going to come to
dinner, I'm sure of it.
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00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:54,587
It must be nice to be so certain.
292
00:15:54,712 --> 00:15:57,090
Well, I'm certain I
want some hot chocolate.
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00:15:57,173 --> 00:16:00,927
- Oh, yeah.
- Papa always loved hot chocolate. Here.
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[BOTH CHUCKLING]
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[SEX GHOSTS SING A CAPPELLA] ♪ Mmm, hot chocolate ♪
♪ Papa loved hot chocolate ♪
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♪ Too bad he's dead ♪
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[SOFTLY] Mmm.
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Immortimas is the best.
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I could spend the day with you
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00:16:18,945 --> 00:16:19,946
- and the family.
- Yeah?
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00:16:20,071 --> 00:16:22,824
We get to see Isabel at dinner.
302
00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:25,452
I'm so happy, I never want it to end.
303
00:16:29,539 --> 00:16:31,583
Me too. Yeah. [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
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Mmm.
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00:16:37,547 --> 00:16:38,547
Mmm-hmm.
306
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:41,301
[SOFTLY] C'mon.
307
00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:44,971
C'mon. Okay.
308
00:16:45,096 --> 00:16:47,974
- [UPBEAT ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING]
- Mmm.
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00:16:48,057 --> 00:16:50,977
♪ Looking for something
naughty to play ♪
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♪ It's little Cliffie's
time of the day ♪
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♪ Maybe one of these
specials will do the trick ♪
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[MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY]
313
00:17:00,361 --> 00:17:01,905
[BUTTON CLICKS]
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00:17:01,988 --> 00:17:03,823
[ISABEL ON VIDEO] Happy
Immortimas, everyone.
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00:17:03,907 --> 00:17:05,533
Tonight I'm going to share with you
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00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:07,827
one of my favorite stories.
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00:17:09,287 --> 00:17:11,331
[UPBEAT ELECTRONIC MUSIC RESUMES]
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♪ I want to drive my stick ♪
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♪ Come on, let's go, baby ♪
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♪ Even to this holiday chick ♪
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[ISABEL] ♪ Rev it up now ♪
♪ Rev it up now ♪
322
00:17:24,803 --> 00:17:27,138
♪ Gotta shift gears ♪
♪ I'm in overdrive ♪
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00:17:27,222 --> 00:17:29,224
- ♪ Overdrive ♪
- ♪ Immortus is coming ♪
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00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:30,809
♪ And so am I! ♪
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00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:44,864
♪ I want to drive ♪
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00:17:44,989 --> 00:17:48,952
- ♪ My stick! ♪
- ♪ My stick! ♪
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00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:51,204
♪ It's just me ♪
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00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:55,291
- ♪ And my ding-dong-di... ♪
- [ISABEL] ♪ Let's go Let's go ♪
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00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:56,375
- [KNOCKING AT DOOR]
- [MADAME ROUGE] Cliffie?
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00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:57,836
[SHOUTS] What?
331
00:17:57,919 --> 00:17:59,504
I'm just...
332
00:17:59,587 --> 00:18:01,464
What? I'm... Not now. I'm busy.
333
00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:04,425
Oh, busy singing about your dick, huh?
334
00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:06,719
Singing! I'm singing.
335
00:18:06,845 --> 00:18:08,763
- What do you want?
- Uh...
336
00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:12,308
Have you had any
devious thoughts of late,
337
00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:15,645
any underhanded sensations popping up?
338
00:18:16,354 --> 00:18:17,480
What?
339
00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:19,732
Huh! No, I'm just...
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00:18:19,816 --> 00:18:21,776
- [MADAME ROUGE SOFTLY] Okay.
- [AMUSING MUSIC PLAYING]
341
00:18:31,494 --> 00:18:32,871
- [CURTLY] No.
- Okay.
342
00:18:34,122 --> 00:18:35,582
[MUSIC TURNS SUSPENSEFUL]
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00:18:49,512 --> 00:18:50,889
[GASPS]
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00:18:54,559 --> 00:18:56,478
[ISABEL ON VIDEO] I can't
believe I fell into the time hole
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00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:59,230
and met my destiny.
346
00:18:59,314 --> 00:19:00,648
Your destiny too.
347
00:19:00,774 --> 00:19:02,484
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC INCREASES IN TEMPO]
348
00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:07,112
What the actual piss!
349
00:19:07,822 --> 00:19:08,822
Oh, Laura.
350
00:19:08,823 --> 00:19:10,950
Laura, I'm so glad I found you.
351
00:19:11,075 --> 00:19:12,368
What do you think of this sweater?
352
00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:13,912
I mean, are the lines flattering?
353
00:19:13,995 --> 00:19:15,914
[STAMMERING] Yeah. I thought you...
354
00:19:15,997 --> 00:19:18,500
Okay, um... Whatever.
Um, I need your help.
355
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:19,751
Oh, well, can it be quick?
356
00:19:19,834 --> 00:19:21,628
'Cause I'm meeting my boyfriend?
357
00:19:21,753 --> 00:19:23,797
- Your boyfriend?
- [CHUCKLES] I know, right.
358
00:19:23,922 --> 00:19:26,132
Actually, it's kind of an amazing story.
359
00:19:26,216 --> 00:19:28,009
We met under the craziest circumstances.
360
00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:29,803
- But somehow it all worked...
- Thank you. Stop you there.
361
00:19:29,886 --> 00:19:33,556
Um, I'm going to have to
be the Grinch here. Um...
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00:19:36,518 --> 00:19:37,936
I need to show you something.
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00:19:43,441 --> 00:19:44,776
[LARRY] What's with all the tissues?
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00:19:49,948 --> 00:19:50,948
[DOOR CREAKS]
365
00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:55,036
- [JANE GASPING]
- [CASEY CHUCKLING]
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00:19:56,579 --> 00:19:58,331
- Casey!
- Sorry.
367
00:19:58,414 --> 00:20:00,667
I didn't mean to startle you.
368
00:20:00,750 --> 00:20:06,172
I, um... I just want to
make sure that we're cool.
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00:20:06,297 --> 00:20:09,551
'Cause there was, like, a
weird... [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
370
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:14,514
... moment earlier... right?
371
00:20:17,892 --> 00:20:18,892
Um...
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00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:23,106
Uh, what are you painting there?
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00:20:24,232 --> 00:20:25,232
Um...
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00:20:26,568 --> 00:20:28,570
I don't know.
375
00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:30,905
This image has been in my head all day,
376
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:32,699
and it seems so familiar to me.
377
00:20:32,824 --> 00:20:34,784
But I can't put my finger on it.
378
00:20:36,453 --> 00:20:37,662
Do you like it?
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00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:41,583
Yeah, it's amazing.
380
00:20:45,628 --> 00:20:48,548
If I had one note, I would say that...
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00:20:50,675 --> 00:20:53,595
it could use a little bit more color.
382
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:14,532
[ALARM BLARING]
383
00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:17,744
[SIGHING]
384
00:21:20,622 --> 00:21:25,251
Okay, so I have, um, called
you all here for a team meeting.
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00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:30,632
[ALL LAUGHING]
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00:21:35,595 --> 00:21:37,055
[CLIFF] Larry, what is this?
387
00:21:37,138 --> 00:21:40,475
I thought we agreed there'd
be no theme this year.
388
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:41,935
[ALL LAUGHING]
389
00:21:42,060 --> 00:21:43,603
If I had known we were
dressing up as mummies,
390
00:21:43,728 --> 00:21:46,106
I would have gotten out
my old Sphinx costume.
391
00:21:46,231 --> 00:21:47,899
[ALL LAUGHING]
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00:21:47,982 --> 00:21:49,776
[LARRY] Let Rouge explain.
393
00:21:49,859 --> 00:21:53,446
Yeah. Okay, so I have called
you all here for a team meeting.
394
00:21:53,571 --> 00:21:56,991
- Unfortunately...
- I'm sorry, you keep saying team meeting.
395
00:21:57,867 --> 00:22:00,036
- What team?
- Mmm-hmm.
396
00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:03,581
- [LARRY SIGHS]
- Oh, we really are back at square one, aren't we?
397
00:22:03,665 --> 00:22:07,377
Um... Okay, this may be hard to believe,
398
00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:12,924
but we are, in fact, a superhero
team known as the Doom Patrol.
399
00:22:15,260 --> 00:22:17,762
[ALL LAUGHING]
400
00:22:17,846 --> 00:22:20,473
- Doom!
- Doom! Watch out!
401
00:22:20,598 --> 00:22:23,143
I'm going to "doom" you!
402
00:22:23,268 --> 00:22:25,520
[ALL LAUGHING]
403
00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:27,772
That's it. Yeah. Okay, settle down.
404
00:22:27,856 --> 00:22:33,528
So we are currently in a
fake, never ending holiday...
405
00:22:34,237 --> 00:22:36,739
called Immortimas.
406
00:22:42,620 --> 00:22:44,706
[CHUCKLING] Laura, you dog!
407
00:22:44,789 --> 00:22:48,793
Is this one of your classic
Immortimas Day pranks?
408
00:22:48,877 --> 00:22:50,879
She does this every year.
409
00:22:51,004 --> 00:22:53,756
And now, she's got
Larry in on it as well.
410
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:56,676
Classic Immortimas mummy prank!
411
00:22:56,801 --> 00:22:58,178
[LARRY] No, it's not a prank.
412
00:22:59,220 --> 00:23:00,555
She's being serious.
413
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:02,348
You aren't who you think you are.
414
00:23:05,894 --> 00:23:10,398
Well, this is all very
intriguing and very funny!
415
00:23:10,523 --> 00:23:12,692
[LAUGHS BOISTEROUSLY]
416
00:23:15,653 --> 00:23:17,113
But if you'll excuse me,
417
00:23:17,197 --> 00:23:20,033
I need to help Dorothy
attend to the ham.
418
00:23:20,158 --> 00:23:22,118
- Ooh! You do that.
- Yes, that's a very...
419
00:23:22,202 --> 00:23:24,704
It's a very good idea.
Wonderful idea, Rita.
420
00:23:24,829 --> 00:23:27,123
Casey, would you please
join Rita in the kitchen?
421
00:23:27,207 --> 00:23:30,210
It's the best way to
help the team, right now.
422
00:23:30,335 --> 00:23:33,213
- Anything for the betterment of the team.
- [MADAME ROUGE] Jolly good.
423
00:23:34,881 --> 00:23:38,218
A, we're not a team. B,
how come they get to go?
424
00:23:38,343 --> 00:23:39,636
Okay, listen, you fuck knuckles!
425
00:23:39,719 --> 00:23:41,387
We have a situation on our hands.
426
00:23:42,847 --> 00:23:44,557
[ISABEL ON VIDEO] Happy
Immortimas, everyone!
427
00:23:44,641 --> 00:23:47,018
- Today, I'm gonna show...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
428
00:23:47,102 --> 00:23:48,561
This is not what you think.
429
00:23:48,686 --> 00:23:50,230
- I can explain.
- No, no, no, Cliff.
430
00:23:50,355 --> 00:23:51,731
It's about the...
431
00:23:51,856 --> 00:23:53,108
Oh, then never mind.
432
00:23:53,233 --> 00:23:56,194
Okay. I'm no stickler for tradition.
433
00:23:56,277 --> 00:23:58,238
But, W-T-F, Laura!
434
00:23:58,321 --> 00:24:00,573
We always watch this one after dinner.
435
00:24:00,657 --> 00:24:03,743
The point is, this is all bullshit!
436
00:24:03,868 --> 00:24:06,996
It's a mirage! A cheap
trick to keep us docile,
437
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:08,998
so we don't ask too many questions.
438
00:24:09,082 --> 00:24:10,583
Now, with the help of Larry,
439
00:24:10,708 --> 00:24:14,629
I was able to find out what
was really on these tapes.
440
00:24:14,754 --> 00:24:16,881
[LARRY ON VIDEO] You keep asking
me what I'm looking forward to
441
00:24:16,965 --> 00:24:18,758
now that my radiation is contained,
442
00:24:18,883 --> 00:24:20,260
but look at me.
443
00:24:20,343 --> 00:24:23,221
I'm no longer of this
world. I'm not human.
444
00:24:23,304 --> 00:24:24,431
[SIGHS]
445
00:24:24,556 --> 00:24:27,559
Even when I was human,
I wasn't truly living.
446
00:24:27,642 --> 00:24:29,352
- [BUTTONS CLICKING]
- [WHIRRING]
447
00:24:32,021 --> 00:24:34,566
[CLIFF ON VIDEO] I
can't feel, I can't fuck,
448
00:24:34,649 --> 00:24:36,943
I can't even take a piss, Doc.
449
00:24:37,068 --> 00:24:40,155
All of life's pleasures
have been stripped away.
450
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:41,406
- Stripped away.
- [BELL DINGS]
451
00:24:43,450 --> 00:24:45,952
[JANE ON VIDEO] I didn't mean to.
452
00:24:46,077 --> 00:24:48,329
[SNIFFLES] I wasn't shoplifting.
453
00:24:48,455 --> 00:24:51,708
I just wanted to try some
things on. That's all.
454
00:24:51,791 --> 00:24:52,959
Everything I have...
455
00:24:53,084 --> 00:24:54,127
- [TENSE MUSIC PLAYS]
- [BELL DINGS]
456
00:24:57,922 --> 00:24:59,299
What the shit!
457
00:25:00,842 --> 00:25:03,094
- This is all fucking fake?
- Yes.
458
00:25:03,178 --> 00:25:05,597
Well, why are you telling us this now?
459
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:08,183
Why didn't you wait until
after Immortimas Day?
460
00:25:08,308 --> 00:25:11,770
Because, Cliff, there
is no after Immortimas.
461
00:25:11,853 --> 00:25:15,398
There is only Immortimas Day forever!
462
00:25:15,482 --> 00:25:16,858
Unless we can find a way out.
463
00:25:16,983 --> 00:25:18,902
Hold on a minute.
464
00:25:18,985 --> 00:25:21,362
[SCOFFS] How is all this fake?
465
00:25:21,488 --> 00:25:22,864
This life, this holiday?
466
00:25:22,989 --> 00:25:26,826
Like, Laura, we celebrate
this every single year.
467
00:25:26,951 --> 00:25:28,077
You know this.
468
00:25:28,161 --> 00:25:30,663
No, Vic. We don't. It's all made up.
469
00:25:30,747 --> 00:25:34,501
Just like you and Deric running
a robotics club is all made up.
470
00:25:34,626 --> 00:25:38,505
You are Cyborg. Formerly Cyborg.
471
00:25:38,588 --> 00:25:41,174
You are a metahuman superhero.
472
00:25:41,925 --> 00:25:43,009
Cyborg?
473
00:25:43,134 --> 00:25:44,134
Yeah.
474
00:25:46,179 --> 00:25:48,640
[VOICE ECHOING] You are Cyborg.
475
00:25:48,723 --> 00:25:50,225
- [TENSE MUSIC PLAYS]
- [BELL DINGS]
476
00:25:51,893 --> 00:25:53,103
[VIC] Holy shit!
477
00:25:54,020 --> 00:25:55,730
Rouge is right.
478
00:25:55,855 --> 00:25:57,148
We gotta come up with a plan
479
00:25:57,232 --> 00:25:58,691
to get out of this
Hallmark Channel hell.
480
00:25:58,817 --> 00:26:00,110
- Bingo!
- What? Wait.
481
00:26:00,193 --> 00:26:02,695
Why do we want to get out?
482
00:26:02,779 --> 00:26:05,990
Larry, you wanna be a human, don't you?
483
00:26:06,074 --> 00:26:10,453
You can take off all of
this and you can let the wind
484
00:26:10,537 --> 00:26:13,164
blow on your face and
you can taste the ham.
485
00:26:13,248 --> 00:26:15,083
[LARRY] Trust me. I would
love to stay in denial
486
00:26:15,208 --> 00:26:17,544
as much as the next guy.
I've got a boyfriend here.
487
00:26:17,669 --> 00:26:20,088
It's an illusion, bro!
488
00:26:20,213 --> 00:26:23,049
Larry saying he has a
boyfriend in this world,
489
00:26:23,133 --> 00:26:24,384
is like you saying
490
00:26:24,467 --> 00:26:26,553
your cam girl really cared about you.
491
00:26:26,636 --> 00:26:27,720
Ginger was there for me.
492
00:26:27,846 --> 00:26:29,264
None of that matters!
493
00:26:29,389 --> 00:26:31,516
We're not safe unless I'm
wearing these bandages.
494
00:26:31,599 --> 00:26:33,059
Oh, wait, I just remembered
495
00:26:33,143 --> 00:26:35,478
you're a depressing fuck in
the real world. [CHUCKLING]
496
00:26:35,562 --> 00:26:36,729
That's true.
497
00:26:36,855 --> 00:26:38,064
[VIC] Cliff! How can you be so selfish?
498
00:26:38,189 --> 00:26:40,066
Selfish? Look who's talking.
499
00:26:40,150 --> 00:26:41,985
I'm not the one who
gave up my superpowers
500
00:26:42,068 --> 00:26:43,987
so I could dick around
with my high school friends.
501
00:26:44,070 --> 00:26:45,070
- Fuck you!
- [CLIFF] Okay.
502
00:26:45,071 --> 00:26:48,408
I feel like... Sorry.
503
00:26:48,533 --> 00:26:50,160
I feel like we're losing focus here.
504
00:26:50,243 --> 00:26:52,537
Bottom line, I'm down to get out of here
505
00:26:52,620 --> 00:26:54,456
if it means I don't
have to fucking sing.
506
00:26:54,581 --> 00:26:57,375
- Shit on a clit! I thought you were with me.
- [JANE] Dude!
507
00:26:57,459 --> 00:26:59,502
Okay, look, I'm gonna go tell Dorothy
508
00:26:59,586 --> 00:27:01,087
the truth about this place,
509
00:27:01,212 --> 00:27:03,339
and one of you needs to tell Rita.
510
00:27:06,551 --> 00:27:08,470
Okay.
511
00:27:08,595 --> 00:27:11,431
Are we ready to ruin Rita's happiness?
512
00:27:13,224 --> 00:27:14,434
[LARRY SINGING A CAPPELLA] ♪ Eh ♪
513
00:27:14,559 --> 00:27:15,935
[CLIFF SINGING A CAPPELLA] ♪ Eh ♪
514
00:27:16,019 --> 00:27:17,353
[JANE SINGING A CAPPELLA] ♪ Eh ♪
515
00:27:17,437 --> 00:27:18,605
[SEX GHOSTS SINGING A CAPPELLA] ♪ Eh ♪
516
00:27:22,108 --> 00:27:26,362
♪ Fuck ♪
517
00:27:26,446 --> 00:27:27,447
[SIGHING] Me.
518
00:27:30,700 --> 00:27:31,868
[VIC] I know.
519
00:27:32,952 --> 00:27:34,454
It was a shock to me, too.
520
00:27:36,998 --> 00:27:38,166
[SIGHS]
521
00:27:39,542 --> 00:27:42,420
Maybe you're looking at this wrong way.
522
00:27:42,504 --> 00:27:45,840
Maybe we're all here,
because it's what we all want.
523
00:27:45,924 --> 00:27:48,218
For the first time, we're all together.
524
00:27:48,301 --> 00:27:52,055
I mean, when have we ever
celebrated a family holiday.
525
00:27:52,138 --> 00:27:53,848
Are you saying that you wanna stay here?
526
00:27:55,308 --> 00:27:57,018
What's so bad about that?
527
00:27:57,143 --> 00:28:00,271
There is no way that
this is what we all want.
528
00:28:00,355 --> 00:28:03,024
And even if it is, we're
not our authentic selves.
529
00:28:04,109 --> 00:28:07,028
What does that even mean?
530
00:28:07,112 --> 00:28:10,073
How could you want to leave
when we have it all here?
531
00:28:11,199 --> 00:28:13,326
- [SIGHS IN EXASPERATION]
- Dorothy.
532
00:28:16,663 --> 00:28:17,664
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
533
00:28:21,543 --> 00:28:23,837
♪ Do I have it all here? ♪
534
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:26,631
♪ Is this all a blessing? ♪
535
00:28:26,714 --> 00:28:32,011
♪ If the answer's near ♪
♪ Why am I second guessing? ♪
536
00:28:32,095 --> 00:28:36,933
♪ I don't know if I go ♪
537
00:28:37,016 --> 00:28:42,355
♪ But I'll keep standing still ♪
♪ In a world that's not real ♪
538
00:28:47,652 --> 00:28:52,198
♪ Who will I find if I
leave this family behind? ♪
539
00:28:52,323 --> 00:28:59,164
♪ There's no turning back ♪
♪ Gotta make up my mind ♪
540
00:29:00,331 --> 00:29:04,419
♪ I need to face the future ♪
541
00:29:04,544 --> 00:29:09,257
♪ I must chart a path ♪
♪ Taking a step forward ♪
542
00:29:09,382 --> 00:29:11,801
♪ Am I going back? ♪
543
00:29:11,885 --> 00:29:16,431
♪ Who am I if I don't try? ♪
544
00:29:16,556 --> 00:29:21,269
♪ Who do I want to be? ♪
545
00:29:21,394 --> 00:29:25,440
♪ Do I need to say goodbye ♪
546
00:29:25,565 --> 00:29:28,568
♪ To discover the real... ♪
547
00:29:28,651 --> 00:29:29,651
Vic!
548
00:29:31,905 --> 00:29:32,989
[SHEEPISHLY] Yeah?
549
00:29:35,074 --> 00:29:37,660
Are you, um... singing?
550
00:29:39,913 --> 00:29:41,080
Yeah.
551
00:29:41,915 --> 00:29:43,082
[SOFTLY] Right.
552
00:29:43,166 --> 00:29:45,668
Okay. Well, when you're done with...
553
00:29:45,752 --> 00:29:47,545
It's lovely, but when
you're done with...
554
00:29:47,629 --> 00:29:49,380
With all of that, do you want
to meet me at the bone tree
555
00:29:49,464 --> 00:29:51,090
so we can discuss the, you know,
556
00:29:51,216 --> 00:29:53,468
some sort of musical exit strategy?
557
00:29:53,593 --> 00:29:54,593
Sounds good.
558
00:29:55,428 --> 00:29:59,015
Okay, just... go back to...
559
00:30:00,100 --> 00:30:01,309
[SOFTLY] Okay.
560
00:30:04,145 --> 00:30:05,396
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
561
00:30:06,606 --> 00:30:08,942
♪ When I'm with The Doom Patrol ♪
562
00:30:09,067 --> 00:30:11,319
♪ Every day's Immortimas ♪
563
00:30:11,402 --> 00:30:16,199
♪ Life's out of control ♪
♪ But I want more than this ♪
564
00:30:16,282 --> 00:30:20,578
♪ Am I still unfulfilled? ♪
565
00:30:20,662 --> 00:30:22,413
♪ I'm caught in a spell ♪
566
00:30:22,497 --> 00:30:25,375
♪ My own musical hell! ♪
567
00:30:25,458 --> 00:30:27,335
[CLIFF SIGHS IN RELIEF]
568
00:30:27,460 --> 00:30:29,462
[CLIFF STRAINING] Oh, dude!
569
00:30:32,048 --> 00:30:33,299
What the hell are you doing, man?
570
00:30:33,424 --> 00:30:34,968
What's it look like?
571
00:30:35,051 --> 00:30:38,847
I just wanna feel the wind
on my dick while I still can.
572
00:30:38,972 --> 00:30:41,808
[STRAINING] I gotta be
interrupted by someone singing
573
00:30:41,891 --> 00:30:43,935
a fucking power ballad.
574
00:30:44,018 --> 00:30:46,104
Whoa! [SIGHS IN RELIEF]
575
00:30:48,982 --> 00:30:51,151
Oh, wait. Not done. [STRAINS]
576
00:30:54,988 --> 00:30:56,823
♪ Can I have it all here? ♪
577
00:30:56,948 --> 00:30:59,576
♪ Be content with all I've got ♪
578
00:30:59,659 --> 00:31:04,914
♪ Maybe here, maybe not ♪
579
00:31:04,998 --> 00:31:08,835
♪ I need to face the future ♪
580
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:13,798
♪ I must chart a path ♪
♪ Taking a step forward ♪
581
00:31:13,882 --> 00:31:21,097
♪ Am I going back? Can I be the hero ♪
582
00:31:21,181 --> 00:31:25,685
♪ Different from before? ♪
583
00:31:25,769 --> 00:31:30,857
♪ Without him am I a zero? ♪
584
00:31:30,940 --> 00:31:33,276
♪ How can I be sure... ♪
585
00:31:33,359 --> 00:31:34,694
- Vic?
- [MUSIC ENDS]
586
00:31:37,739 --> 00:31:38,739
You all right?
587
00:31:41,075 --> 00:31:42,243
[SIGHS]
588
00:31:43,328 --> 00:31:44,412
I don't know.
589
00:31:46,873 --> 00:31:47,873
[LARRY] Okay.
590
00:31:53,838 --> 00:31:57,509
- You're taking this remarkably well. [CHUCKLES]
- [CASEY CHUCKLES]
591
00:31:57,592 --> 00:32:00,720
Yeah, I guess I'm just used to
being ripped out of realities.
592
00:32:02,180 --> 00:32:03,765
[CHUCKLING]
593
00:32:03,890 --> 00:32:07,727
So, about our duet...
594
00:32:07,811 --> 00:32:08,811
Yeah?
595
00:32:10,105 --> 00:32:12,065
- I think you're great.
- Me too.
596
00:32:12,190 --> 00:32:14,150
- For you, I mean.
- Sure.
597
00:32:15,235 --> 00:32:17,320
What I mean is...
598
00:32:17,403 --> 00:32:20,615
Well, now that I have my memories back,
599
00:32:20,740 --> 00:32:23,243
it's not just me in this body anymore.
600
00:32:25,370 --> 00:32:27,205
I'm just a bit all over
the place right now.
601
00:32:29,749 --> 00:32:33,086
Totally. Totally! Yeah,
I get it. We're good.
602
00:32:33,169 --> 00:32:34,963
- Really?
- Uh-huh! [CHUCKLES]
603
00:32:35,088 --> 00:32:36,256
Okay.
604
00:32:49,352 --> 00:32:50,895
[DOOR CREAKS OPEN]
605
00:32:56,276 --> 00:32:57,444
What's this?
606
00:32:59,654 --> 00:33:02,615
Some sort of holiday
role play? Kinky, I'm in.
607
00:33:02,699 --> 00:33:05,785
- So shall I unwrap you or...
- Please don't.
608
00:33:07,162 --> 00:33:08,371
We need to talk.
609
00:33:08,455 --> 00:33:11,249
Oh, no. Are you breaking up with me
610
00:33:11,332 --> 00:33:13,626
in a mummy costume? Why?
611
00:33:13,710 --> 00:33:15,462
Do you not want me to meet your family?
612
00:33:15,587 --> 00:33:17,964
No, no. I want you to meet them.
613
00:33:20,300 --> 00:33:21,759
This is who I really am.
614
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:26,514
And you, you're Mr.
104, the Combustible Man,
615
00:33:26,639 --> 00:33:29,142
who can change into any
element on the periodic table.
616
00:33:29,225 --> 00:33:31,186
- Remember?
- [BELL DINGS]
617
00:33:32,312 --> 00:33:35,398
Oh, right. I remember.
618
00:33:36,649 --> 00:33:38,860
I was wondering why my name was 104.
619
00:33:40,987 --> 00:33:43,573
And, so what? How does
this change anything?
620
00:33:43,656 --> 00:33:45,325
I'd still love to meet your family.
621
00:33:46,701 --> 00:33:47,701
Seriously?
622
00:33:49,162 --> 00:33:50,789
No, no. We need to find a way
623
00:33:50,872 --> 00:33:53,458
to escape Isabel's psychotic witchery.
624
00:33:53,541 --> 00:33:55,210
But we're safe here.
625
00:33:55,335 --> 00:33:57,170
I'm not about to blow up,
626
00:33:57,295 --> 00:33:59,422
and I'm assuming you're not some
radioactive purple man under there?
627
00:33:59,506 --> 00:34:01,382
Stop! It's too dangerous.
628
00:34:01,508 --> 00:34:03,343
That's exactly it, Larry.
629
00:34:03,426 --> 00:34:04,886
We're not in danger here.
630
00:34:05,678 --> 00:34:06,678
Hey...
631
00:34:07,806 --> 00:34:09,641
we said we would find another way.
632
00:34:10,517 --> 00:34:12,227
Maybe another way found us.
633
00:34:13,853 --> 00:34:16,314
- Don't you want to be together?
- [SIGHING RUEFULLY] I do.
634
00:34:16,396 --> 00:34:19,483
I do. Just... not like this.
635
00:34:20,860 --> 00:34:22,403
Not in a fake world.
636
00:34:22,528 --> 00:34:26,282
Fake for whom? It's perfect here.
637
00:34:26,365 --> 00:34:28,242
[BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYING]
638
00:34:29,536 --> 00:34:30,702
[LARRY GROANS]
639
00:34:32,704 --> 00:34:35,708
♪ I thought my days were numbered ♪
640
00:34:35,834 --> 00:34:42,006
♪ With my fragile constitution ♪
♪ You brought me back to life ♪
641
00:34:42,090 --> 00:34:45,050
♪ Looks like you were my solution ♪
642
00:34:45,135 --> 00:34:48,137
♪ So what if the world's a stage ♪
643
00:34:48,220 --> 00:34:51,557
♪ Let's be the stars and break through ♪
644
00:34:51,641 --> 00:34:54,309
[LARRY] ♪ It's not enough for me ♪
645
00:34:54,394 --> 00:34:57,856
♪ Is Immortimas enough for you? ♪
646
00:34:57,939 --> 00:34:59,399
♪ Our bond is stronger than anything ♪
647
00:34:59,481 --> 00:35:01,483
♪ Covalent or ionic ♪
648
00:35:01,568 --> 00:35:04,404
[LARRY] ♪ But if I turn radioactive ♪
♪ It could be catastrophic ♪
649
00:35:07,490 --> 00:35:10,493
♪ This world's a work of fiction ♪
650
00:35:10,577 --> 00:35:13,746
♪ I've lied in relationships before ♪
651
00:35:13,872 --> 00:35:16,749
♪ This ain't real life ♪
652
00:35:16,875 --> 00:35:20,086
♪ There are dangers
here we can't ignore ♪
653
00:35:20,170 --> 00:35:23,131
♪ Out there's where danger lies ♪
654
00:35:23,214 --> 00:35:26,259
♪ Remember we're unstable ♪
655
00:35:26,384 --> 00:35:29,846
♪ Dream with me a bit longer ♪
656
00:35:29,929 --> 00:35:33,391
♪ Cue the periodic table ♪
657
00:35:41,983 --> 00:35:45,236
[BOTH] ♪ We used to be experiments ♪
658
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:48,114
♪ The past is now irrelevant ♪
659
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:54,329
♪ Cause we've got all
the elements of love ♪
660
00:35:54,454 --> 00:35:57,707
♪ So Immortus is benevolent ♪
661
00:35:57,791 --> 00:36:00,627
♪ But we've got just the temperament ♪
662
00:36:00,752 --> 00:36:03,797
♪ Our chemistry is evident ♪
663
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:09,761
♪ It's the elements of love ♪
664
00:36:10,637 --> 00:36:13,181
[TAP DANCING]
665
00:36:13,306 --> 00:36:14,974
♪ You led me to a brighter day ♪
666
00:36:15,100 --> 00:36:16,684
♪ We're good as gold if we just stay ♪
667
00:36:16,810 --> 00:36:18,228
♪ Zinc of all the things we'd do ♪
668
00:36:18,311 --> 00:36:22,774
♪ In my chemical romance with you ♪
669
00:36:26,444 --> 00:36:29,364
♪ We used to be experiments ♪
670
00:36:29,489 --> 00:36:32,325
♪ The past is now irrelevant ♪
671
00:36:32,450 --> 00:36:37,413
♪ 'Cause we've got all
the elements of love ♪
672
00:36:38,540 --> 00:36:41,835
♪ So Immortus is benevolent ♪
673
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:44,838
♪ But we've got just the temperament ♪
674
00:36:44,963 --> 00:36:47,882
♪ Our chemistry is evident ♪
675
00:36:48,007 --> 00:36:55,140
♪ It's the elements of love ♪
676
00:36:55,223 --> 00:36:56,683
[TAP DANCING]
677
00:36:57,892 --> 00:36:59,602
[SONG ENDS]
678
00:37:03,398 --> 00:37:06,109
[LARRY PANTING] Okay, we'll stay.
679
00:37:08,069 --> 00:37:11,573
[RITA ON VIDEO] All I wanted
was to be beloved, Niles.
680
00:37:11,698 --> 00:37:13,158
[SQUELCHING]
681
00:37:13,241 --> 00:37:17,912
And now look at me, I'm a monster.
682
00:37:21,082 --> 00:37:24,586
[SIGHS]
683
00:37:24,711 --> 00:37:26,463
- [RITA SIGHS ON VIDEO]
- [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
684
00:37:27,213 --> 00:37:28,715
[CLEARS THROAT]
685
00:37:30,258 --> 00:37:31,426
[EXHALES]
686
00:37:32,552 --> 00:37:36,097
Why did you let me leave
687
00:37:36,222 --> 00:37:38,892
when you were telling
everyone else about all this?
688
00:37:39,893 --> 00:37:41,478
[SIGHS] You looked so happy.
689
00:37:41,561 --> 00:37:44,647
I didn't wanna... ruin
your perfect day...
690
00:37:45,899 --> 00:37:46,899
again.
691
00:37:49,402 --> 00:37:50,528
Thank you.
692
00:37:52,822 --> 00:37:55,074
If we're being totally
honest with one another,
693
00:37:56,117 --> 00:37:57,619
I don't...
694
00:37:57,744 --> 00:37:59,746
care that this is all fake.
695
00:37:59,871 --> 00:38:02,290
You don't care that we live in a world
696
00:38:02,415 --> 00:38:03,583
where at any given moment,
697
00:38:03,666 --> 00:38:05,585
everyone might burst out into song
698
00:38:05,710 --> 00:38:08,671
about the Midwest or... worse.
699
00:38:08,755 --> 00:38:10,924
- A clam bake?
- [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
700
00:38:13,593 --> 00:38:17,013
I don't want to be a monster anymore.
701
00:38:20,475 --> 00:38:22,268
Rita.
702
00:38:22,352 --> 00:38:27,023
[INHALES DEEPLY] You were
never a monster to me.
703
00:38:29,109 --> 00:38:32,695
That's because in this friendship,
704
00:38:33,780 --> 00:38:35,115
you're the monster.
705
00:38:43,373 --> 00:38:46,209
[SIGHS] Fuck it.
706
00:38:46,292 --> 00:38:48,962
[PHONE KEYPAD BEEPING]
707
00:38:49,087 --> 00:38:50,171
[LINE RINGING]
708
00:38:50,296 --> 00:38:51,464
[CLARA OVER PHONE] Hello?
709
00:38:51,548 --> 00:38:52,632
Hey, kiddo!
710
00:38:53,216 --> 00:38:54,467
Clara!
711
00:38:54,551 --> 00:38:57,428
- Happy Immortimas!
- Happy Immortimas Day, Dad.
712
00:38:57,512 --> 00:39:00,014
- [RORY COOING AND GURGLING]
- [CLIFF EXCLAIMS TENDERLY]
713
00:39:00,140 --> 00:39:02,016
- Rory says, "Hi," too.
- Aw!
714
00:39:03,184 --> 00:39:08,481
So, um... is everything good over there?
715
00:39:08,606 --> 00:39:10,150
Everything's amazing.
716
00:39:10,233 --> 00:39:11,943
You know, we wish we could be with you.
717
00:39:12,026 --> 00:39:14,154
No, no, no, no. You sound amazing.
718
00:39:14,779 --> 00:39:16,656
[RORY BABBLING]
719
00:39:16,739 --> 00:39:19,242
Okay, give Rory a big kiss for me.
720
00:39:19,325 --> 00:39:22,203
- Love you, sweetie.
- Love you, Dad. Praise Immortus.
721
00:39:22,954 --> 00:39:23,997
Praise Immortus.
722
00:39:24,122 --> 00:39:25,165
[RORY BABBLES]
723
00:39:29,836 --> 00:39:31,296
[ROBOTMAN] You fleshy fuck!
724
00:39:34,007 --> 00:39:35,341
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
725
00:39:35,425 --> 00:39:37,177
♪ I get it ♪
♪ Immortimas sucks ♪
726
00:39:37,260 --> 00:39:39,762
♪ Isabel is evil and
a bit of a schmuck ♪
727
00:39:39,846 --> 00:39:42,348
♪ But can I play Devil's advocate? ♪
728
00:39:42,474 --> 00:39:45,477
♪ You're missing one component ♪
729
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:48,354
♪ Go ahead, buddy ♪
♪ This is your moment ♪
730
00:39:48,438 --> 00:39:51,149
♪ What's the big deal?
In here I'm real ♪
731
00:39:51,232 --> 00:39:53,693
♪ I can smell and touch and taste ♪
732
00:39:53,777 --> 00:39:56,613
♪ You'd let this body go to waste ♪
733
00:39:56,696 --> 00:39:59,449
[ROBOTMAN SINGING] ♪ I thought
we changed but you're deranged ♪
734
00:39:59,532 --> 00:40:01,242
♪ Let's get one thing straight ♪
735
00:40:01,367 --> 00:40:05,079
♪ You want to stay ♪
♪ To masturbate ♪
736
00:40:05,205 --> 00:40:07,373
[ALL] ♪ Maybe it's a pipe dream ♪
737
00:40:07,499 --> 00:40:10,543
♪ Maybe it's Xanadu ♪
738
00:40:10,627 --> 00:40:14,631
♪ Can't you see my family doesn't need ♪
739
00:40:14,714 --> 00:40:18,551
♪ My robot body ♪
740
00:40:18,635 --> 00:40:22,347
♪ And me ♪
741
00:40:24,849 --> 00:40:27,977
♪ I will never be the perfect dad ♪
742
00:40:28,061 --> 00:40:31,314
♪ Is wanting to protect
them from you so bad? ♪
743
00:40:31,397 --> 00:40:35,527
[OVEN MITT RORY]
♪ What about me Pop-pop? ♪
744
00:40:35,610 --> 00:40:38,238
♪ Your favorite friend? ♪
745
00:40:38,363 --> 00:40:44,077
♪ I'll stay a baby forever
if this doesn't end ♪
746
00:40:44,202 --> 00:40:46,371
[ALL] ♪ Maybe it's a pipe dream ♪
747
00:40:46,454 --> 00:40:49,582
♪ Maybe it's Xanadu ♪
748
00:40:49,707 --> 00:40:52,961
♪ Isn't it nice to see
what life could be ♪
749
00:40:53,086 --> 00:40:57,590
♪ Without my robot body ♪
750
00:40:57,674 --> 00:41:03,179
♪ And me ♪
751
00:41:03,263 --> 00:41:05,640
- [SONG ENDS]
- [DOORBELL CHIMING]
752
00:41:05,765 --> 00:41:07,809
[SINISTER INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]
753
00:41:11,187 --> 00:41:13,606
Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
754
00:41:13,690 --> 00:41:14,899
Okay, what's the plan?
755
00:41:14,983 --> 00:41:16,192
I can't believe she's actually here.
756
00:41:16,276 --> 00:41:18,153
Well, of course she's fucking here.
757
00:41:18,278 --> 00:41:19,863
- [DOROTHY] I told you she'd come.
- [VIC] There's no time.
758
00:41:19,946 --> 00:41:21,239
Okay. What are we gonna do?
759
00:41:21,322 --> 00:41:23,450
- [CASEY] Drown her.
- [JANE] Poison her.
760
00:41:23,533 --> 00:41:25,785
- Turn her into boron.
- Turn the lights out and pretend we're not home.
761
00:41:25,910 --> 00:41:27,454
Who wants deviled eggs?
762
00:41:27,537 --> 00:41:29,747
- Hit her over the head with some ham.
- Poison her.
763
00:41:29,831 --> 00:41:31,790
- [JANE] But with ham, yes. Poison her with ham.
- [ALL SQUABBLING INDISTINCTLY]
764
00:41:31,791 --> 00:41:33,835
- Give her so much ham, she explodes.
- Okay, no more bullshit!
765
00:41:34,627 --> 00:41:36,129
Isabel is here.
766
00:41:36,254 --> 00:41:39,466
Where do you stand? Stay or go.
767
00:41:39,549 --> 00:41:40,884
- Stay!
- Go!
768
00:41:40,967 --> 00:41:42,594
[MADAME ROUGE] Okay. And I'm a go.
769
00:41:42,677 --> 00:41:46,681
All right. That was slightly
less unified than I'd expected.
770
00:41:46,806 --> 00:41:49,225
[DOORBELL CHIMING]
771
00:41:55,148 --> 00:41:56,148
Wait!
772
00:41:58,401 --> 00:42:01,321
We all know we're in some sort
of fabricated existence here,
773
00:42:01,404 --> 00:42:03,323
whether we want to stay or leave.
774
00:42:03,448 --> 00:42:06,826
Whatever our differences, there is
an almighty god at our front door.
775
00:42:06,951 --> 00:42:08,578
A spiteful god who didn't think twice
776
00:42:08,661 --> 00:42:11,164
of turning her most ardent
worshippers into dust.
777
00:42:11,289 --> 00:42:12,540
So, let's just take a breath.
778
00:42:12,665 --> 00:42:15,168
[CLIFF INHALES DEEPLY]
779
00:42:15,877 --> 00:42:17,337
She said...
780
00:42:17,420 --> 00:42:19,506
All we need to do is get through dinner.
781
00:42:19,631 --> 00:42:23,760
So, just shut your pie holes
and put on a happy face. Hmm?
782
00:42:27,597 --> 00:42:28,723
Hmm?
783
00:42:29,808 --> 00:42:31,059
[DOROTHY SIGHS]
784
00:42:34,187 --> 00:42:39,734
[IN SING-SONG VOICE] Hello!
I'm here! Where's my ham?
785
00:42:39,859 --> 00:42:41,319
[CHUCKLES]
786
00:42:42,904 --> 00:42:45,782
Oh! I didn't know there was a theme.
787
00:42:51,329 --> 00:42:56,209
My goodness, this all looks divine!
788
00:42:58,711 --> 00:42:59,796
Sit.
789
00:43:00,780 --> 00:43:01,797
[ENERGY PULSING]
790
00:43:01,798 --> 00:43:03,716
Now, let's see.
791
00:43:03,842 --> 00:43:05,260
Shall we start the festivities
792
00:43:05,385 --> 00:43:08,221
with a little Immortimas spirit?
793
00:43:08,304 --> 00:43:09,973
How about we go around the table
794
00:43:10,056 --> 00:43:13,101
and share what we're
all grateful for? Hmm?
795
00:43:14,769 --> 00:43:15,895
I'll go first.
796
00:43:16,646 --> 00:43:20,817
I'm grateful for... me.
797
00:43:20,900 --> 00:43:23,611
[LAUGHS] Oh, this is fun.
798
00:43:23,736 --> 00:43:24,946
[CONTINUES LAUGHING]
799
00:43:25,071 --> 00:43:26,406
Who's next?
800
00:43:26,489 --> 00:43:27,782
Mister Mummy Man?
801
00:43:28,575 --> 00:43:30,076
[LARRY] Uh...
802
00:43:30,201 --> 00:43:34,247
Well, um, I guess I'm grateful
to be here with my family,
803
00:43:34,330 --> 00:43:36,249
and to introduce them
all to my boyfriend.
804
00:43:37,625 --> 00:43:40,003
How sweet. And?
805
00:43:41,337 --> 00:43:44,007
- And... and for the...
- [CLATTERING]
806
00:43:44,090 --> 00:43:46,426
The pleasure of worshipping you, Isabel.
807
00:43:46,551 --> 00:43:48,845
- [IN DEMONIC VOICE] Immortus!
- [THUNDER RUMBLING]
808
00:43:49,929 --> 00:43:52,098
[MALICIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
809
00:43:56,811 --> 00:43:58,188
[LARRY] Yeah.
810
00:43:58,271 --> 00:43:59,647
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Okay.
811
00:43:59,773 --> 00:44:01,274
Can someone pass the ham?
812
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:06,029
[DISHES CLANKING]
813
00:44:06,696 --> 00:44:07,696
Who's next?
814
00:44:10,784 --> 00:44:12,118
[SNIFFING]
815
00:44:12,202 --> 00:44:14,287
Okay, I'll go next. [CLEARS THROAT]
816
00:44:14,954 --> 00:44:16,664
[SIGHS DEEPLY]
817
00:44:16,790 --> 00:44:18,500
Uh, Immortus,
818
00:44:18,625 --> 00:44:22,545
I am grateful that you were
there for me in my time of need.
819
00:44:22,629 --> 00:44:25,757
I needed to do a giant pish,
820
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:28,802
and you provided a wipe
821
00:44:28,885 --> 00:44:31,638
- for me to freshen up my fufu.
- [RITA SOFTLY] Mm-mm.
822
00:44:31,721 --> 00:44:33,598
And for that, I thank you.
823
00:44:35,475 --> 00:44:37,977
Except that this is Immortimas Day,
824
00:44:38,061 --> 00:44:39,813
and you couldn't
possibly know that, Rouge,
825
00:44:39,938 --> 00:44:43,274
because there only is Immortimas Day.
826
00:44:43,358 --> 00:44:48,321
Except, Willie-Wanks-A-Lot,
this world isn't real.
827
00:44:48,446 --> 00:44:51,074
Now you should know it was
super easy to figure that out
828
00:44:51,157 --> 00:44:53,243
because you didn't even try to hide
829
00:44:53,326 --> 00:44:56,371
that this is an alternate reality,
830
00:44:56,496 --> 00:44:58,331
or maybe you just suck at this.
831
00:44:58,456 --> 00:45:01,000
- [ISABEL GRUNTS]
- [MADAME ROUGE CHOKES]
832
00:45:03,795 --> 00:45:07,382
Don't you all agree Rouge
is the ultimate party pooper?
833
00:45:07,507 --> 00:45:09,008
[GASPING]
834
00:45:10,260 --> 00:45:13,138
[IN DEMONIC VOICE] Don't you agree?
835
00:45:13,221 --> 00:45:15,306
[ALL AGREEING] Yes, uh-huh.
836
00:45:15,390 --> 00:45:16,558
Smelled that shit from over here.
837
00:45:16,683 --> 00:45:18,059
- [LARRY] Yeah.
- [VIC] Party pooper.
838
00:45:18,184 --> 00:45:20,437
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Now, my question was,
839
00:45:22,021 --> 00:45:23,606
what are you grateful for?
840
00:45:25,233 --> 00:45:28,027
[STRAINING AND CHOKING]
841
00:45:28,862 --> 00:45:30,947
Sing out, Louise!
842
00:45:31,030 --> 00:45:33,324
[STRAINING AND CHOKING]
843
00:45:35,743 --> 00:45:37,203
I have something to say!
844
00:45:38,705 --> 00:45:40,665
Uh, because Immortus,
845
00:45:40,748 --> 00:45:44,002
I have so much to thank
you for. [CHUCKLES]
846
00:45:44,085 --> 00:45:47,547
Lovely. [CLEARS THROAT] Proceed.
847
00:45:47,672 --> 00:45:52,552
We are all grateful for
you, because without you,
848
00:45:52,677 --> 00:45:55,805
we would not be the incredible
people at this table.
849
00:45:55,889 --> 00:45:59,601
I have to admit you've
been a role model to me.
850
00:45:59,726 --> 00:46:04,063
You've taught me what it means
to be... an icon and a hero.
851
00:46:05,899 --> 00:46:07,984
Thank you, Rita. [SIGHS]
852
00:46:08,067 --> 00:46:10,445
- Who's next...
- I'm not done.
853
00:46:10,570 --> 00:46:15,825
Your need for constant attention
and adulation is inspiring.
854
00:46:15,909 --> 00:46:18,203
Your hunger for perfection...
855
00:46:18,286 --> 00:46:19,913
[CHUCKLING] ... although
a hopeless endeavor,
856
00:46:20,038 --> 00:46:24,584
is almost as impressive as
your lack of self-awareness.
857
00:46:24,709 --> 00:46:27,962
And finally, and this
is what I do admire most,
858
00:46:28,087 --> 00:46:33,009
your ability to be an even bigger
narcissist than I could ever be.
859
00:46:33,092 --> 00:46:36,304
You think you're all powerful?
You think you're all knowing?
860
00:46:36,429 --> 00:46:39,182
Well, I know you because I was you.
861
00:46:39,265 --> 00:46:42,268
And I don't want to be you anymore.
862
00:46:42,393 --> 00:46:45,605
It is a sad, lonely, pathetic existence.
863
00:46:49,943 --> 00:46:51,402
[LARRY SIGHS] Oh.
864
00:46:55,432 --> 00:46:56,490
[SIGHS]
865
00:46:56,491 --> 00:47:00,787
I see. And do you all agree?
866
00:47:00,870 --> 00:47:03,998
[EMPHATICALLY] Absolutely not!
867
00:47:04,124 --> 00:47:05,792
Praise Immortus!
868
00:47:05,875 --> 00:47:09,462
[LAUGHING] We all love you.
869
00:47:09,587 --> 00:47:12,090
- And Immortimas Day!
- [ISABEL AND CLIFF CHUCKLE]
870
00:47:12,173 --> 00:47:14,759
[SPUTTERING] That's not what Rita means.
871
00:47:14,843 --> 00:47:16,302
She's just tired.
872
00:47:16,386 --> 00:47:18,221
That's just... It's the ham fumes.
873
00:47:18,304 --> 00:47:21,474
- You know how it is.
- Yeah. Yeah.
874
00:47:22,392 --> 00:47:24,394
Actually, I agree with Rita.
875
00:47:24,477 --> 00:47:27,480
- What the fuck?
- [VIC] Dude, let her speak.
876
00:47:27,605 --> 00:47:30,525
I'm not sure this is
what I want anymore.
877
00:47:32,318 --> 00:47:35,155
Immortimas is just another prison.
878
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:37,240
It's another lie.
879
00:47:37,323 --> 00:47:39,826
And I'm done lying to myself.
880
00:47:39,951 --> 00:47:44,664
I'm 100 years old, for God's
sake, and I'm still hiding.
881
00:47:44,789 --> 00:47:48,251
I have never lived
out in the real world.
882
00:47:49,627 --> 00:47:51,796
I can't lock myself away anymore.
883
00:47:53,047 --> 00:47:54,174
I need to go.
884
00:47:59,053 --> 00:48:00,263
Then I'll go with you.
885
00:48:00,972 --> 00:48:02,265
What?
886
00:48:02,348 --> 00:48:04,934
So, that's three votes
to leave Immortimas.
887
00:48:05,018 --> 00:48:09,022
No, no, no, no, no. That...
that's not what she means.
888
00:48:09,147 --> 00:48:12,317
Dorothy loves Immortimas Day.
889
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:15,904
And... Who... who is this?
890
00:48:16,029 --> 00:48:17,739
[SIGHS IN EXASPERATION]
891
00:48:17,864 --> 00:48:22,702
I'm just saying that... I thought
I found a new adventure here.
892
00:48:23,953 --> 00:48:25,288
A new experience.
893
00:48:26,372 --> 00:48:27,665
Clearly I was wrong.
894
00:48:29,292 --> 00:48:30,919
If I'm going to be a
hero in the real world,
895
00:48:31,044 --> 00:48:32,712
I need to see the real world.
896
00:48:32,837 --> 00:48:34,380
No, come on.
897
00:48:34,464 --> 00:48:38,551
Can't a... a human man catch a break?
898
00:48:38,635 --> 00:48:43,890
[CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY]
I mean, she's not even with us.
899
00:48:43,973 --> 00:48:44,973
What is your name?
900
00:48:45,058 --> 00:48:46,559
I really wanted to stay here.
901
00:48:46,643 --> 00:48:48,436
It's about as perfect as perfect can be.
902
00:48:48,561 --> 00:48:52,982
Finally, someone saying the
things that we all are thinking.
903
00:48:53,066 --> 00:48:56,736
- But if I'm being honest with myself...
- Fuck me.
904
00:48:56,861 --> 00:49:00,240
It's another story being written for me.
905
00:49:00,323 --> 00:49:01,908
- You were right all along.
- [LARRY SIGHS]
906
00:49:01,991 --> 00:49:04,077
I don't want to live
in a fake world either.
907
00:49:04,202 --> 00:49:05,453
How can I know what I truly want,
908
00:49:05,578 --> 00:49:09,082
when people keep rewriting my backstory?
909
00:49:09,165 --> 00:49:11,918
How can I trust my feelings
when I don't even know who I am?
910
00:49:13,837 --> 00:49:15,713
I need to write my own story for once.
911
00:49:16,631 --> 00:49:18,174
You wanna leave?
912
00:49:18,258 --> 00:49:20,760
But you said... [SIGHS]
913
00:49:20,885 --> 00:49:21,928
I don't want you to leave.
914
00:49:23,888 --> 00:49:25,849
He's not with us either.
915
00:49:25,932 --> 00:49:28,268
That's four votes.
916
00:49:30,979 --> 00:49:32,147
And I'm five.
917
00:49:34,274 --> 00:49:35,525
[PLATE CLATTERS]
918
00:49:37,610 --> 00:49:40,738
So basically what we're
trying to say is fuck you
919
00:49:40,822 --> 00:49:42,282
and fuck Immortimas.
920
00:49:42,407 --> 00:49:44,367
- [TABLE THUDS]
- [GASPING]
921
00:49:45,827 --> 00:49:48,329
[COUGHING AND PANTING]
922
00:49:48,455 --> 00:49:49,747
[GROANING SOFTLY]
923
00:49:51,249 --> 00:49:52,667
[SOBBING]
924
00:49:55,336 --> 00:49:56,963
[SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING]
925
00:49:59,799 --> 00:50:01,009
[SNIFFS]
926
00:50:01,134 --> 00:50:02,635
[GROWLS IN DEMONIC VOICE]
927
00:50:03,470 --> 00:50:04,971
[CLEARS THROAT]
928
00:50:05,054 --> 00:50:06,347
[GRUNTS]
929
00:50:08,141 --> 00:50:09,893
[GRUMBLING]
930
00:50:11,144 --> 00:50:12,520
[WAILING IN FRUSTRATION]
931
00:50:12,645 --> 00:50:15,523
[SCREAMS IN DEMONIC VOICE]
932
00:50:16,274 --> 00:50:17,442
[GRUNTS]
933
00:50:21,821 --> 00:50:23,281
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
934
00:50:24,365 --> 00:50:25,366
[IN DEMONIC VOICE] Move.
935
00:50:25,492 --> 00:50:27,243
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
936
00:50:29,496 --> 00:50:30,914
[THUNDER CLAPS]
937
00:50:46,095 --> 00:50:50,683
♪ I fix all your problems
and what do you do? ♪
938
00:50:50,809 --> 00:50:53,520
♪ You find a way to break out ♪
939
00:50:53,645 --> 00:50:57,524
♪ And make it all about you ♪
940
00:51:02,529 --> 00:51:05,240
♪ Was it really so hard ♪
941
00:51:05,365 --> 00:51:12,038
♪ To give me all your
love and devotion ♪
942
00:51:12,163 --> 00:51:15,166
♪ I could have chosen the timeline ♪
943
00:51:15,250 --> 00:51:20,547
♪ That featured lotion ♪
944
00:51:20,672 --> 00:51:24,884
- ♪ You're all doomed! ♪
- ♪ Doomed! ♪
945
00:51:25,009 --> 00:51:29,097
♪ Sorry not sorry to
break the bad news ♪
946
00:51:29,222 --> 00:51:35,728
- ♪ Doomed! Doomed! Doomed! ♪
- ♪ Doomed! Doomed! Doomed! ♪
947
00:51:35,812 --> 00:51:38,148
♪ Doomed! Doomed! ♪
948
00:51:38,231 --> 00:51:42,527
♪ Aw, you think you've won? ♪
♪ Yeah, you think I'm done? ♪
949
00:51:42,610 --> 00:51:45,071
♪ Think again ♪
♪ The age of Immortus ♪
950
00:51:45,196 --> 00:51:47,574
♪ Has just begun ♪
951
00:51:48,450 --> 00:51:50,076
What are you gonna do, kill us?
952
00:51:50,994 --> 00:51:53,788
[LAUGHS] I don't have to.
953
00:51:53,913 --> 00:51:59,127
♪ 'Cause you're all doomed ♪
954
00:51:59,252 --> 00:52:03,423
♪ Sorry not sorry to
break the bad news ♪
955
00:52:03,506 --> 00:52:07,594
- ♪ Doomed! Doomed! ♪
- ♪ Doomed! Doomed! ♪
956
00:52:07,677 --> 00:52:10,096
♪ You're about to blow my dude ♪
957
00:52:10,221 --> 00:52:16,603
♪ You're all doomed ♪
958
00:52:16,728 --> 00:52:18,104
- [CLICKS FINGERS]
- [THUNDER CLAPS]
959
00:52:18,188 --> 00:52:20,106
[SONG ENDS]
960
00:52:20,231 --> 00:52:21,357
[RITA GASPS]
961
00:52:22,442 --> 00:52:24,360
[MACHINERY WHIRRING]
962
00:52:28,948 --> 00:52:29,948
[SIGHS]
963
00:52:29,949 --> 00:52:30,950
[PAPER FLAPPING]
964
00:52:34,287 --> 00:52:35,497
[RITA SIGHS]
965
00:52:37,624 --> 00:52:39,626
Son of a bitch.
966
00:52:39,764 --> 00:52:44,764
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967
00:52:44,788 --> 00:52:46,788
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