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¶ Hey there, everybody,
it's a looneyful day ¶
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¶ to have a little fun
the baby looney tunes way ¶
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¶ there's lots to do
at granny's house ¶
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¶ games to play
and balls to bounce ¶
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¶ let's jump and
slide and holler ¶
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¶ hooray! ¶
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¶ Sylvester,
bugs, and daffy ¶
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¶ taz and Lola, too ¶
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¶ tweety's such a sweetie ¶
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¶ now all we need is you ¶
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¶ hey there, everybody ¶
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¶ it's a looneyful day ¶
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¶ to play
the baby looney tunes way ¶
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hey, buddy, animals
aren't allowed in here.
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Take that porcupine
off your head.
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What? That's your hair?
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Oh, excuse me!
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[Laughter]
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Wait. Did I say
porcupine?
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I meant skunk!
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P.U.!
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Did I say porcupine?
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I meant skunk!
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P.U.!
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[Laughs]
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That Ron tickles
is so funny!
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I think he's
kind of mean.
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Mean? He's just
being funny.
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Everybody laughed.
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Ahh. I wish I could make
people laugh like that.
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[Grunts]
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Everybody's gonna think
I'm the cat's meow
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for bringing them
their favorite toys.
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Aah!
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Look out!
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Whoa!
What was that?
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Hey, watch it!
You're wrecking
my bus!
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Ooh!
Putty tat's surfing!
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Sylvester goes zoom!
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He's gonna crash!
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Aah!
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Oh, my goodness
gracious!
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Are you alright,
Sylvester?
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[Spits]
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Yeah, I'm okay.
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My stars, Sylvester,
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I'd better get you
a towel.
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Hmm.
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Hey, look, everyone.
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It's Sylvester
soggy-pants!
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[Laughter]
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Tweety said he tawt
he taw a putty tat,
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but I'll show you
what I taw.
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Whoa! Ya-a-a!
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[Laughter]
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Wait, wait, wait!
I almost forgot the most
important part--
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"suffering succotash!
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Somebody stop me!"
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[Laughter]
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Hey, sing along if
you know this one.
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¶ The Sylvester
on the bus goes
whoa, whoa, whoa! ¶
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¶ whoa,
whoa, whoa! ¶
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[laughter]
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Aw, come on,
Sylvester.
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You got to admit
that was pretty funny.
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Yeah. I guess.
Heh heh heh heh.
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Hey, what do you think?
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Was I as funny
as Ron tickles or what?
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Well, I thought--
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I know what
you're gonna say.
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I should have told
more jokes about
Sylvester's blanket.
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You're right.
That would have
been funnier.
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Actually, I was gonna
say that you were kind of--
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well, I'd love to chat,
but I'd better go work
on some more jokes.
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Kind of mean.
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[Laughter]
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[Babbling]
Granny says
time to eat!
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[Babbling]
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"Granny says
time to eat!"
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[Laughter]
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[Babbling]
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[Laughter]
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[Babbling]
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Mmm.
Slide tastes good!
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[Laughter]
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Aw, it's okay, taz.
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Melissa's only joking.
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You got to learn
to laugh at yourself.
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[Laughs]
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[Groans]
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Dinner is
nearly done.
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Hey, how does
granny know when
dinner's ready?
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The smoke alarm
goes off!
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[Laughter]
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My, my,
what's so funny?
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You are, granny.
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Me?
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Tell us another
joke, Melissa.
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A hot dog walks
into granny's kitchen
and asks for a meal,
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and granny says,
"I'm sorry,
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but I don't
serve food here."
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[Laughter]
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How does granny
fix a broken pizza?
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She uses tomato paste!
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[Laughter]
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I saw granny using
the cookbook the other day.
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I guess she wanted to know
how to boil water.
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[Laughter]
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[Giggling]
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How do you
boil water?
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[Laughter]
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See, even granny
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can take jokes
about herself.
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Heh heh.
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[Groans]
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Oh, goodness.
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This is going to be
a long dinner.
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Bugs: One more.
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One more.
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Yes!
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Level 6, here I come.
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[Laughter]
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Say, it sounds like
everybody's having fun,
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and I want to be
part of it.
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Huh?
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"Eh, what's
up, doc?"
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[Laughter]
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Why did bugs bury
his video game?
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Because he's so silly
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he thought the batteries
were dead!
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[Laughter]
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That's not true!
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What's the matter,
bugs?
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It's only a joke.
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Hey, tweety,
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you're so short
you need a ladder
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to tickle a worm's belly.
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[Daffy laughing]
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A worm's belly!
That's rich!
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[Laughs]
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What's the difference
between daffy
and a rubber ducky?
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Everybody likes
rubber duckies.
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Say, that joke
wasn't very nice.
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Wait a second.
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Is it raining
in here
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or is that just
Sylvester talking?
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[Giggling]
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I'm so funny,
I can't stand it.
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[Chuckles]
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Hey, Lola.
What you doing?
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Making a sand castle.
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Uh-huh.
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Say, don't look
now, Lola,
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but I think you got
a marshmallow stuck
to your bottom.
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What?
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Whoops. Sorry.
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I guess it's
just your tail.
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My tail looks
like a marshmallow?
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Yeah. And what's
with that silly bow?
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You don't like
my bow?
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It's okay, I guess,
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but your ears
are so big.
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Why don't you
just tie them
into a knot?
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My ears are big?
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No, no, not if
you're an elephant!
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[Crying]
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Hey, what's wrong?
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[Sighs]
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Hi, Melissa.
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What's the matter,
sweetie?
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Lola is crying,
but I don't know why.
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Did she get hurt
in some way?
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No.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah.
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I was with her
the whole time
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telling her jokes,
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and I didn't see
her fall down
or anything.
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Hmm.
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Perhaps it was
your jokes that hurt Lola.
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But how could
my jokes hurt her?
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I was only
being funny.
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Well, how would you feel
if someone said
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your feet look
like water skis?
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Water skis?
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My feet don't look
like water skis.
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Do they?
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No, dear, they don't,
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but now you know
what it feels like
to be made fun of.
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Oh.
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Oh, I see.
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Well, don't worry,
granny.
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I'll never tell
another joke again.
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Oh, heavens, don't
stop telling jokes.
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Just don't tell them
at other people's expense.
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It's alright
to be funny,
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but not if someone
else gets hurt.
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Okay.
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But how will I
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ever make it up
to everybody?
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Oh, there
might be a way.
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Everyone, please
take your seats.
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The show
is about to begin.
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Say, what is it?
A puppet show?
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No. Tonight
we're lucky enough
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to have a hot
new comic with us,
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direct from her
latest engagement
in the nursery.
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So, everyone please put
your hands together
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for Melissa!
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[Booing]
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Now, now,
give her a chance.
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Good evening,
babies and germs.
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You ever notice how when
you're always making fun
of other people
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you end up laughing alone?
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Uh, uh, say,
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did you hear the one
about the girl
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who was so silly
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she didn't even know
she was hurting her
friends' feelings?
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[Coughing]
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Hello?
Is this thing on?
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Oh, just my luck.
I got a broken spoon.
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[Laughs]
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Hey, you laughed.
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Guess you're not
asleep after all.
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For a minute there, I thought
I'd interrupted nap time.
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[Laughter]
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Hey, is it just me,
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or do your shorts
ride up on you
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when you're
on the seesaw?
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[Laughter]
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Speaking of that,
is it a seesaw
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or a teeter-totter?
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What's up with that?
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Or down with that?
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[Laughter]
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¶ There was a farmer
had a duck ¶
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¶ and daffy was his name-o ¶
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¶ d-a-f-f-y ¶
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¶ d-a-f-f-y ¶
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¶ d-a-f-f-y ¶
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¶ and daffy was his name-o ¶
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¶ there was a farmer
had a duck ¶
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¶ and daffy was his name-o ¶
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¶ quack-a-f-f-y ¶
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¶ quack-a-f-f-y ¶
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¶ quack-a-f-f-y ¶
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¶ and daffy was his name-o ¶
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¶ there was a farmer
had a duck ¶
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¶ and daffy was his name-o ¶
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¶ quack-quack-f-f-y ¶
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¶ quack-quack-f-f-y ¶
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¶ quack-quack-f-f-y ¶
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¶ and daffy was his name-o ¶
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¶ there was a farmer
had a duck ¶
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¶ and daffy was his name-o ¶
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¶ quack-quack-quack-f-y ¶
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¶ quack-quack-quack-f-y ¶
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¶ quack-quack-quack-f-y ¶
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¶ and daffy was his name-o ¶
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¶ there was a farmer
had a duck ¶
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¶ and daffy was his name-o ¶
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¶ quack-quack-quack-quack-y ¶
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¶ quack-quack-quack-quack-y ¶
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00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:38,730
¶ quack-quack-quack-quack-y ¶
265
00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:40,198
¶ and daffy was his name-o ¶
266
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,233
¶ there was a farmer
had a duck ¶
267
00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:44,102
¶ and daffy was his name-o ¶
268
00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:45,837
¶ quack-quack-
quack-quack-quack ¶
269
00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:47,839
¶ quack-quack-
quack-quack-quack ¶
270
00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:49,808
¶ quack-quack-
quack-quack-quack ¶
271
00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:52,444
¶ and daffy was his name-o ¶
272
00:11:58,751 --> 00:12:01,352
daffy: Boring. Been there.
273
00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:03,088
Done that.
274
00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:04,789
Aah!
275
00:12:04,791 --> 00:12:06,257
Scares me.
276
00:12:06,992 --> 00:12:08,126
Boring! Boring! Boring!
277
00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:11,863
Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring!
278
00:12:13,032 --> 00:12:14,165
Well, that settles it.
279
00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:18,203
I officially have nothing
to play with.
280
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,506
Aah!
281
00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:22,107
[Sighs]
282
00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:24,042
What's a fella
got to do around here
283
00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:26,478
to get some new toys?
284
00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:27,445
[Babbling]
285
00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:29,781
[Imitating airplane]
286
00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:31,750
Taz likes fly-fly.
287
00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:32,784
Eh, you can have it.
288
00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:35,954
I never play with
that old junker anyway.
289
00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:37,288
[Babbling]
290
00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:37,989
Thanks!
291
00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:40,358
Sure. Have fun
with my toy.
292
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:43,061
[Imitating airplane]
293
00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:46,264
I like flying!
294
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,799
Yum.
295
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:51,402
My toy!
296
00:12:53,305 --> 00:12:56,141
Give me that back!
It's mine!
297
00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:59,043
But you no play
with fly-fly.
298
00:12:59,045 --> 00:12:59,778
That's right.
299
00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:02,013
I don't play
with it because--
300
00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:04,482
because it's
a collecti-bable.
301
00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:05,150
Huh?
302
00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:07,352
That means
I put it on a shelf
303
00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:08,486
and admire its beauty
304
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:11,156
so it doesn't
get damaged.
305
00:13:13,859 --> 00:13:16,795
[Screaming and babbling]
306
00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:19,030
don't have
a tizzy, tazzy.
307
00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:23,067
I've got plenty of
other junky old toys
for you to play with.
308
00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:24,569
Take your pick.
309
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,307
Ooh, hard hat Harry!
310
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,943
That? Why, the limbs
don't even move.
311
00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:35,313
You can play with that
all you want.
312
00:13:37,016 --> 00:13:38,950
After I'm done
with it.
313
00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:41,486
I love this guy.
314
00:13:42,188 --> 00:13:44,222
Teddy Ted Ted.
315
00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:46,191
Help yourself.
316
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:48,993
To something else.
317
00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:51,229
Teddy and I have
a special bond.
318
00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:55,466
Here. I never play
with this spooky man.
319
00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:57,202
Aah!
320
00:14:00,472 --> 00:14:02,373
I don't even know
where it came from.
321
00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:06,344
The only thing I know
is it's mine.
322
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:14,152
Mine mine!
323
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:16,421
Mine mine mine
mine mine mine mine!
324
00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:18,990
[Muttering]
325
00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:22,861
Mine mine!
326
00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:24,896
[Yells]
327
00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:26,397
Mine!
328
00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:28,867
[Crying]
329
00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:32,237
Gracious. What's all
the fuss about?
330
00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:34,606
Daffy's shelfish!
331
00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:36,641
Oh, yeah?
332
00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:38,409
Well, you're a--a--
333
00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:40,545
a fish
without a shell.
334
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:44,249
Daffy, can't you
share your toys
with taz?
335
00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:46,651
But I'm playing
with them!
336
00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:48,253
All of them?
337
00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:50,154
Well, no.
338
00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:52,123
Here you go,
taz, buddy.
339
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:55,627
This is my favorite
dust ball.
340
00:14:55,629 --> 00:14:58,263
[Laughing]
341
00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:03,001
My favorite dust ball!
342
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:04,302
I love you, dusty.
343
00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:08,106
Granny:
Now, daffy, it isn't
nice to be selfish.
344
00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:11,309
Can't you at least
try sharing your
things?
345
00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:13,544
Why should I
share my stuff?
346
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:15,280
What do I get
out of the deal?
347
00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:19,484
Well, sharing brings
many rewards.
348
00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:21,252
Rewards?!
349
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:21,619
Yes.
350
00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:23,554
In fact, sharing
with friends
351
00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:26,157
can be
very enriching.
352
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:27,525
Enriching?
353
00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:28,459
So to speak.
354
00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:30,361
You wouldn't
believe the gifts
355
00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:32,697
you'll receive
in return.
356
00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:34,299
Gifts?
357
00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:37,969
Let me get
this straight, granny.
358
00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:41,039
If I let taz here
play with this old junk,
359
00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:43,675
or, uh, my
prized possessions,
360
00:15:43,677 --> 00:15:46,511
I'll be rich?
Rewarded, even?
361
00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:49,380
Like you've never
known, daffy.
362
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:52,550
Well, why didn't
you say so?
363
00:15:53,085 --> 00:15:55,954
Here you go, taz.
364
00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:56,554
Thank you.
365
00:15:56,556 --> 00:16:00,091
See, granny?
I'm sharing.
I'm sharing.
366
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:02,460
That's very
generous, daffy.
367
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:06,130
Well, I've got work
to do, boys.
368
00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:10,635
Say, if I'm gonna get
a reward just for
sharing with taz,
369
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:15,306
imagine the loot
I'll get if I share
with everybody.
370
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:19,110
Hey, taz,
371
00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:22,280
isn't that daffy's
hard hat Harry doll?
372
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:23,047
[Babbling]
373
00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:27,051
Hard hat Harry!
Big, strong Harry!
374
00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:27,652
Yum!
375
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:28,686
Boy, I'd hate to be you
376
00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:32,423
when daffy sees what
you're doing with his toy.
377
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:34,592
Tweety:
Look out below!
378
00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:35,193
[Gasps]
379
00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:37,562
Bugs: Isn't that daffy's
flying saucer?
380
00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:41,733
Tweety: Not anymore.
Daffy gave it to me.
381
00:16:41,735 --> 00:16:42,467
Hey, fellas,
382
00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:45,236
daffy gave me
his old horsety-hopper.
383
00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:47,372
Isn't that swell?
384
00:16:47,606 --> 00:16:49,674
Daffy gave me
his Teddy bear.
385
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:52,677
Daffy gave me
his sock monkey.
386
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:55,680
And he
gave me this!
387
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:56,547
[All scream]
388
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:59,717
All: Put that thing away!
389
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:01,319
don't worry, baby.
390
00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:03,788
Mommy loves you.
391
00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:08,526
Hey there, gang.
392
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,395
Enjoying
your new stuff?
393
00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:13,498
We sure are.
You're the best, daffy.
394
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,166
Eh, what's up,
daffy?
395
00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:18,069
It's not like
you to share
your things.
396
00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:20,371
Well, I've seen
the light, bugsy.
397
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,106
And don't worry,
my friend.
398
00:17:22,108 --> 00:17:23,307
I haven't
forgotten you.
399
00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:27,278
I hope you'll get
as much enjoyment
out of dusty here
400
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,679
as I have.
401
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:30,048
Thanks, daffy.
402
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:32,283
Well, catch you later.
403
00:17:32,451 --> 00:17:34,385
Hey, daffy,
where are you going?
404
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:38,122
Tweety: don't you
want to stick around
and play with us?
405
00:17:38,124 --> 00:17:41,225
Golly,
I'd love to, but...
406
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:43,661
I've got some
very important things to do.
407
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:46,230
Have fun playing
with the toys I'm sharing
408
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:49,634
from the goodness
of my heart.
409
00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:53,538
[Humming]
410
00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:55,706
There.
All nice and shiny--
411
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,775
ready for the new
stuff I'm going to be
412
00:17:57,777 --> 00:18:00,411
rewarded with
for sharing.
413
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:03,247
Hey, daffy, come out
and play with us.
414
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:04,749
Bugs: Are you just
gonna hang around
415
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,751
that empty toy box
all day?
416
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:10,188
It won't be empty
for long, my friends.
417
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,523
[Laughs evilly]
418
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,425
Suit yourself.
419
00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:17,328
Aah!
420
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:20,198
Aah!
421
00:18:20,332 --> 00:18:20,832
[Giggling]
422
00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:23,534
Daffy, this is
the greatest toy ever!
423
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:26,170
You want to scare
people with me?
424
00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:28,339
Uh, no, thanks.
425
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:33,377
Look at how much fun
everyone is having
with my junky old toys.
426
00:18:33,379 --> 00:18:33,878
Boy, oh, boy,
427
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:38,249
that reward is so close
I can almost taste it.
428
00:18:39,551 --> 00:18:40,418
Oh.
429
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:41,119
Sorry, daffy.
430
00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:45,490
Hard hat Harry doesn't
really know how to steer.
431
00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:46,390
Patooie.
432
00:18:46,392 --> 00:18:47,492
Harry bad driver.
433
00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:51,462
It sure would be
fun if you played
with us, daffy.
434
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,831
Later. I'm very busy.
435
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:58,336
Where is granny with
my big fat reward, anyway?
436
00:19:01,707 --> 00:19:03,174
Hiya, granny.
437
00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:05,610
Oh, well,
hello, daffy.
438
00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:06,744
What are you up to?
439
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:11,315
Oh, just sharing
my toys with everyone.
440
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:12,316
That's nice to hear.
441
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:16,254
I'll bet the other
kids really appreciate it.
442
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:16,888
They sure do!
443
00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:18,589
I've never seen them
so happy!
444
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:21,759
And all because I gave
them all my toys
445
00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:25,630
in the spirit
of kindness and sharing.
446
00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:28,232
Well, such generosity.
447
00:19:28,234 --> 00:19:29,934
Do you know
what you deserve?
448
00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:33,304
Oh, I've got
some idea.
449
00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:38,676
Here's a big hug
for my generous boy.
450
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:39,377
A hug?
451
00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:41,679
You mean I gave away
all my stuff
452
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:45,616
and this
is my big reward?
453
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:46,217
[Scoffs]
454
00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:48,886
Daffy, you already
got your reward.
455
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:50,388
Did I miss
something here?
456
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:54,292
You said yourself you
made your friends happy.
457
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:56,928
Yeah, but I thought,
um, you see, um,
458
00:19:56,930 --> 00:19:57,929
I was thinking--
459
00:19:57,931 --> 00:20:00,331
what more
could you want?
460
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,433
Oh, well,
nothing.
461
00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:04,502
Nothing at all.
462
00:20:09,308 --> 00:20:11,342
Some reward--
a hug.
463
00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:12,476
You can't play
with a hug.
464
00:20:12,478 --> 00:20:17,515
I would have been
better off if I
just kept my stuff.
465
00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:19,684
My stuff!
466
00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:20,985
Mine!
467
00:20:22,754 --> 00:20:24,622
Mine mine!
468
00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:25,923
Mine!
469
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:29,994
Still scary
and still mine!
470
00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:31,662
Mine mine!
471
00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:34,599
Mine mine mine mine
mine mine mine mine mine!
472
00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:36,234
It's all mine!
Do you hear me?
473
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:37,635
Get away! Get away!
It's mine!
474
00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:41,739
Mine mine mine mine
mine mine mine mine mine!
475
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:42,807
Hey, where are you going?
476
00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:45,843
don't you want to watch
me play with my toys?
477
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,979
Dusty,
my trustiest friend.
478
00:20:47,981 --> 00:20:51,983
I don't need anyone else
but you, pal.
479
00:20:51,985 --> 00:20:53,618
Mine?
480
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:55,419
I'm lonely.
481
00:20:56,521 --> 00:20:58,956
Daffy, I thought
you were sharing.
482
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:02,426
I was, but after
I gave away all my toys,
483
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:03,961
I didn't have anything
to play with.
484
00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:08,299
But now you don't have
anyone to play with.
485
00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:09,333
[Sighs]
486
00:21:09,335 --> 00:21:09,967
So true.
487
00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:13,638
Maybe you should let
the other kids play
with your things
488
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:16,774
and with you
at the same time.
489
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:19,644
But--but they only
want my stuff.
490
00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:21,612
Oh, don't be silly,
daffy.
491
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,581
When you share your
things with someone,
492
00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:27,285
you're also giving
them a piece
of yourself.
493
00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:28,886
Hmm. I think
I get it.
494
00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:32,456
But if only there
was a way to get
the kids to play with me
495
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:34,959
after I've been
such a stinker.
496
00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:36,560
I've got an idea.
497
00:21:36,562 --> 00:21:40,431
Little ones,
king of the mountain.
498
00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:42,700
Yay!
499
00:21:43,735 --> 00:21:45,303
[Gulps]
500
00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:53,577
Hey, sharing
sure does feel good...
501
00:21:54,446 --> 00:21:56,881
But this doesn't.
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