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♪ Watch out, 'cause here we come ♪
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♪ It's been a while,but we're back with style ♪
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♪ So get set to have some fun ♪
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♪ We'll bring you actionand satisfaction ♪
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♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪
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♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪
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♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
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♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
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Your invitation to Bocarter's
birthday party.
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Thank you.
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Oh, hi! Yes, thank you.
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Last name: Seville.
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Hmm… I'm not seeing anything.
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Right. My brothers may not be invited.
How about just "Alvin"?
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Don't worry about us.
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I'm still not seeing it.
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How is that possible?
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-Ah, here it is!
-Thank you.
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It says here
that you are specifically not invited,
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along with your brothers,
a Mr. Kevin, and a Cheesy,
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for being nuisances
in Master Bocarter's life.
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I'm now supposed to pour
this on you, but…
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if you leave quickly, I won't.
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What?
Who does he think he is?
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He's inviting the whole school
except me?
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-You mean "us"!
-And Kevin and Cheesy.
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Uh-oh!
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Let's go, Alvin!
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Hey, Bo!
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You can't invite the whole school
and exclude a couple of us!
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You've hurt Cheesy's feelings!
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Huh? Oh, no, I'm OK.
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I don't like parties.
A waste of time and…
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You're jealous that everyone will talk
about my party all year!
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It'll be the biggest thing to happen
in this lame town in a decade.
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Maybe I am jealous.
OK, I don't know.
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But please let me come!
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I promise I'll be very boring.
I won't overshadow you! Promise!
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"I won't overshadow you."
It's so sad. What a loser!
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[sighs]
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[owl hooting]
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Yes, yes! Who's the man?
Guys, come take a look!
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I got a bootleg version
of Bocarter's invitation.
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Alvin, will you give this up?
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It's on his yacht at sunset.
I've got all the details.
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Please tell me you're not suggesting
what I think you're suggesting.
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No! I'm suggesting we sneak
into the party.
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Exactly what I thought!
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Then, yes, that's exactly it!
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Absolutely not!
No, we're not going!
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Not going to happen!
Sorry, but no!
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How do I always get roped into this?
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Oh OK, I get it now.
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When you said "dress in black",
I thought you meant Goth.
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But I see now what you meant.
My bad. Whoops.
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I can see Bocarter's docking number.
We just need to get past the bouncer.
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Alvin! Please, no!
It's not too late to turn…
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Shhh! Follow my lead!
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[bang]
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What was that?
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[grunt and groan]
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This is it?
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I thought Bocarter would have
a nicer boat.
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Yeah! I don't know where everyone is,
but this party sucks.
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[man] Hey!
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It was nothing. We're good to go.
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Something doesn't feel right.
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-Alvin, you said dock number 19, right?
-Yeah.
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Well, because this number says 61.
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-Oh…
-You read it upside down.
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So, this is not Bocarter's boat?
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[horn]
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[cheering]
[techno music]
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Yeah! It's! My! Birthday!
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Let's hear it for me: Bo-car-ter!
Bo-car-ter!
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Daddy, make them chant!
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Daddy, make them chant!
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I don't think this is the right boat.
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Whose boat is it?
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[captain] All hands on deck!
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This boat ain't gonna sail itself.
We've got work to do!
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We've got to get out of this place!
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[captain] Get up there, you lazy slog!
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[sailor] Aye, aye, Captain!
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Get in the barrels!
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[scary creaking sounds]
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When I said, "Get in the barrels,"
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I meant we should each
get in different barrels.
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I just want to get separated!
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What are we going to do?
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I saw a couple of lifeboats
on the side of the boat.
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Come on!
Ow! OK, my foot's stuck.
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-[all] Ow!
-[Simon] Can't lift my leg…
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[all] Ow! Ow!
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[Kevin] Get your knee out of my…
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[grunt]
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[distant fog horn]
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-[Kevin] Uh-oh!
-[Alvin] Shh!
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I think I can loosen these.
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Come on, boys! Quickly!
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Remember, the Coast Guard can't know
what we're doing.
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The clients want
an entire family of dolphins.
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So keep an eye out.
We'll need them alive.
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Guys! The captain is trying to steal
a family of dolphins!
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What makes you say that?
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You kidding? He just said so.
We all heard it.
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Oh, I wasn't listening.
But, now, we've gotta do something!
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Oh sure! Let me pull out my
How to Stop Illegal Fishing handbook.
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I mean, what are we supposed to do?
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-Follow my lead.
-[Cheesy] No.
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I'm OK not doing that.
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I'll stay here. You guys go.
I wish you luck!
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Let me know how it goes.
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[sailor] I see them!
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-Straight ahead, Captain!
-[dolphins chattering]
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Come on!
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[Chipmunk song playing]
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[snoring]
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Captain, we got them!
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So you're the brats messing
with my gear?
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Who sent you?
Are you with the Sea Shepherd?
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We'll never tell!
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Really?
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OK, fine.
We'll tell you everything!
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It was an accident!
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We were trying to go
to our friend's party.
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OK well, he's not our friend.
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He doesn't like us very much.
That's why we had to sneak in.
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Captain! We found the dolphins!
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Phew! Good work, guys!
Way to keep our composure!
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Cheesy!
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Cheesy, untie us!
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Why did you tie yourselves up?
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We didn't!
The captain caught us and tied us up.
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Oh, that makes more sense. OK.
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So what now?
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We stop them.
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[dolphins' panicked squeaks]
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Good work, men!
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Now let's hurry back
to collect our money.
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[Alvin] Cheesy, let's go!
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Aw, I don't wanna jump!
Is there another way down?
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What about a ladder?
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-Get them!
-Cheesy!
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Cheesy, jump!
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Fine! You can do this.
1, 2, 3, jump!
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Don't freak yourself out!
1, 2, 3, jump!
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I'll do on the count of two.
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Arghhhhhh!
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Release the net!
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[dolphins chattering]
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After them!
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Is there a plan,
or do we just freeze here?
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Well, they lost their netting.
They can't capture the dolphins!
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Yeah, cool,
but I was talking about us!
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Arghhhh!
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[heroic music]
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-[Alvin] Wow, we did it!
-[Cheesy] We all did it equally!
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[Kevin] We're awesome!
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Argh, they're still after us!
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Hold on!
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[motor splutters]
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Faster! We're losing them!
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Sir, the propeller is jammed!
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[captain] Who's responsible for this?
You're all fired!
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Hey, what's that?
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[techno music]
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Oh! We're saved!
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♪…birthday to you ♪
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[Cheesy] Hey! Over here!
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What's that?
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Who cares?
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This cake is coated in real gold.
OK? Focus!
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[dolphins chattering]
[kids screaming]
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[grunt]
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My cake is ruined!
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O-M-G! Did a family of dolphins
just like drop you guys off here?
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Like what!
Are you serious?
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Excuse me, don't ask them questions!
It's my birthday!
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Oh, that?
Yeah, it was pretty cool.
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We just saved them from pirates.
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So, they probably wanted
to return the favor.
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-Wait, what?
-Pirates?
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You were not invited, so don't talk!
Daddy?
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-Like, I'm freaking out.
-Daddy?
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That is like literally
the coolest entrance to a party ever.
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This cake is good!
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-You know dolphins?
-How did you do that?
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I'll be honest, in moments like that,
a lot of people freak out.
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Not me!
Everyone was crying.
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You should've seen Alvin!
He was like, "What do we do?"
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I was like,
"Stay calm. I'm on it."
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Ow! Gross!
Oh, no, this is good actually.
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Let me stop you there!
That did not happen.
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-Really? Got any proof?
-[Bo] Daddy!
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While I was saving everyone,
you were asleep.
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OK, I was in the boat for like a second!
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You went: "I can't jump that far!"
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Daddy!
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[horn]
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This is the Coast Guard.
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You're under arrest
for illegal fishing.
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[dolphins cheer]
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Dave!
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Did you see this video Alvin posted?
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[fast guitar solo]
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No, I didn't see this. But it's great.
How did you get it?
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It's on his Instant Gram. I follow him.
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Instant Gram?
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Yes, you have to get on it!
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Wait, you won't?
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Why not?
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Why won't you go to Logan's party
with me?
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No, no. Whatever you heard,
it's not true.
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I'm not arrogant!
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Well, OK.
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Yes, I'm cool. I'm a super athlete.
I don't know if you knew that.
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But that doesn't mean it went to my head.
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Look, you're new at school, so you don't
know what a wonderful person I am.
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Hello? Hello?
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[beeping]
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Oh, hey.
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There we go.
We must have gotten disconnected.
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So, um, look,
will you go out with me to Logan's--
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"Maybe"? Maybe! OK, I'll take it!
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Oh, yes!
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I just got a "maybe" date
with Olivia Ortega!
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♪ Me and Olivia, going to Logan's party!Maybe! Oh, can't wait ♪
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-Who's Olivia Ortega?
-[screams]
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Dave!
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Are you just sitting in here, all creepy,
just waiting to eavesdrop on me?
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No, Alvin, believe it or not
I've got better things to do.
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Oh, but I do need your help
getting on Instant Gram.
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Oh. Sure. Give me your phone.
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Hmm. Hold on.
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Nope. Gee, Sorry, Dave.
Your phone doesn't get Instant Gram.
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It doesn't?
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No, no, it doesn't.
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Why do you want it anyway?
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You know, stay current,
keep in touch with friends,
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see your videos…
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Oh, sorry, Dave. Your phone won't do it.
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Darn it!
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Simon! Theodore!
Dave is trying to get on Instant Gram!
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So?
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So? Are you kidding?
He'll be checking out everything we post.
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So?
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So he'll be talking to our friends
and posting embarrassing pictures of us,
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thinking, you know, that they're cute.
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Alvin, not a big deal.
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Oh, OK, not a big deal?
OK. Well, take a look.
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00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:11,680
[scary music]
253
00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:13,640
[gasps] How do we stop this?
254
00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:15,960
I told him his phone
didn't get Instant Gram.
255
00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:17,640
Oh, thank you.
256
00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:22,440
Oh my gosh, look at this little guy!
257
00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:24,680
Hey, what are you looking at?
258
00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,760
Oh, this really cute kitten video.
259
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,000
[mewing on phone]
260
00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:30,680
Yeah, that's pretty cute!
261
00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:33,160
It's on Instant Gram.
I'll send it to you.
262
00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:35,600
Oh, my phone doesn't get Instant Gram.
263
00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:37,000
Wait, really?
264
00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:38,640
Here, let me see your phone.
265
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:40,880
[bell ringing]
266
00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:42,680
What?
267
00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:44,800
Alvin, what you got on your phone?
268
00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:48,480
Oh, is that you in the bathtub
with your brothers?
269
00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:50,560
-[all laughing]
-No!
270
00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:55,200
No? It simply looks like you?
271
00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:57,920
Anyone else want to share
their Instant Grams?
272
00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,480
Because I am telling you,
I will take your phones
273
00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:03,800
and share your photos
with every student in this room!
274
00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:07,280
Phones are not allowed in my classroom!
275
00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:12,440
Good. Now back to mitochondria.
276
00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:15,320
This is exactly what I was afraid of.
277
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:18,000
Look, he's following all my friends.
278
00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:19,600
What is wrong with this man?
279
00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:21,840
-Alvin, it's not the end of--
-Oh, no!
280
00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:25,680
No! Dave just liked
a bunch of Olivia's pictures.
281
00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:28,840
This is horrible!
He's on a liking rampage!
282
00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:31,480
Oh! Oh, Dave, that's a good one!
283
00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:34,200
Now, let's try one where you're cool.
284
00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:36,480
But you don't know you're cool, you know?
285
00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:39,240
No, not like that. Um…
286
00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:41,320
Maybe try, like, a silly one.
287
00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:43,560
Ha! That's great!
288
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,120
I'm really liking these, Dave.
289
00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:48,640
These are going to be great
for your main profile pic.
290
00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:51,200
Dave, take that dumb hat off.
You look ridiculous.
291
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,240
No, he doesn't. He looks cute.
292
00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:55,040
And it's posted.
293
00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:56,560
What? Give me that!
294
00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:58,840
How does this already have 22 likes?
295
00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:02,120
Oh, and what do we have here?
296
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:05,880
Olivia commented, "cute hat."
297
00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:06,800
What?
298
00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:09,400
-[ringtone]
-[Simon] Alvin, it's Olivia!
299
00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:11,280
Oh, oh! I'll get it.
300
00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:13,280
Olivia, Olivia! Hey!
301
00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:16,720
Sorry, what? You're calling for… Dave?
302
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:20,120
Oh, well, yes.
Let me see if I can find him.
303
00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:22,080
Dave, it's for you!
304
00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:24,840
No big deal, you know?
Just the girl of my dreams!
305
00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:27,280
[Dave] Thanks, Alvin.
I'll take it in my office!
306
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,240
What is happening?
307
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,960
Simon, I need your help.
308
00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:35,320
Alvin, that's my least favorite sentence
to come out of your mouth.
309
00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:38,680
Look, it's not a big deal.
I just need to learn how to photo-edit.
310
00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:40,560
And you need it for…
311
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,400
You know, make my photos
look cooler on social media.
312
00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:46,040
OK. Well, in that case
I'd be happy to help.
313
00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:52,240
Ho, ho!
"I'm just a silly little bubble boy!"
314
00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:54,720
Let's see how much
your followers like this.
315
00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:56,080
And… post!
316
00:15:57,040 --> 00:16:00,000
[Chipmunk song playing]
317
00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:59,440
Simon, I'm still learning
how to work this Instant Gram thing.
318
00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:02,080
But, what are all these
weird pictures of me?
319
00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:06,160
Huh. Looks like someone
has been photo-editing.
320
00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:07,400
[phone beeps]
321
00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:10,880
Oh, Dave! Dave,
looks like you got a text from Olivia.
322
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:14,400
What? Olivia is texting you now?
Give me that thing.
323
00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:17,440
Let me see. Dave! Dave! Dave!
324
00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:21,079
Alvin, I don't read your texts
and I'd appreciate you not reading mine.
325
00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:23,400
Oh, OK. Uh huh. Yeah.
326
00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:25,040
No problem.
327
00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:29,160
Alvin, would you please just go to sleep?
328
00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:32,480
I am gonna bring him down.
329
00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:33,680
Downtown!
330
00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:35,960
But… bring him down? Why?
331
00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:40,720
Because it's just not right for a father
to be more popular than his son.
332
00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:43,440
Uh, how are you going to bring him down?
333
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:45,440
I don't know. Oh, I know!
334
00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:47,400
I'll say he doesn't like animals.
335
00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:49,160
He lives with three chipmunks.
336
00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:53,680
Oh, I know. I'll get his phone and post
that he doesn't like firemen!
337
00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:55,360
Everyone loves firemen, Alvin.
338
00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:57,000
Exactly, exactly!
339
00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:59,800
They'll turn on him so fast,
he won't know what hit him!
340
00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:01,480
Alvin! Alvin, don't!
341
00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:02,800
[sighs]
342
00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:06,400
[tense music playing]
343
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,920
-Alvin, what are you doing?
-[screams]
344
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,040
Oh, I was, you know, just…
345
00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:17,000
I thought I would, um,
do a load of laundry.
346
00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:20,960
OK. Don't forget to get permission
from the park ranger.
347
00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:24,760
Oh, Dave, you are totally right.
Safety first.
348
00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:26,240
Nighty-night, now.
349
00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:29,240
-Now if I can just take this…
-No, no…
350
00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:31,840
No, no, stop, no!
351
00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:34,280
[voice on phone] Police department?
352
00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:36,920
Oh, oh. Sorry. No, no emergency.
353
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,600
[whispers] This was a butt-dial.
354
00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:42,080
Sorry, you'll have to speak up.Is there an intruder in your house?
355
00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:45,360
No, no, stop! Stop, Alvin, no!
356
00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:47,240
We'll be sending someone right over.
357
00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:51,280
No, no, that's not necessary!
Totally not necessary.
358
00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:53,880
Is the intruderin the house with you now?
359
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:56,760
-[Dave screams]
-A squad car is on the way.
360
00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:59,280
No! Now listen to me. Don't send anybody.
361
00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:03,440
-[siren wailing]
-Oh, great! Thanks for nothing!
362
00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:07,800
Hey, get in my car! Quick!
Where's your brothers and Dave?
363
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,560
No, officer, they're asleep inside.
But we're fine.
364
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:13,400
We got a distressing call
from someone inside your home.
365
00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:15,600
Now sit in the squad car
until I'm finished.
366
00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:17,840
Officer, what's happening?
367
00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:19,080
Get back in your house!
368
00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:22,000
Everyone get back in their houses!
369
00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:23,640
I'm not messing around!
370
00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:26,920
[click]
371
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,680
Ha! I'm a ninja.
372
00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:35,680
Ow! Hello?
373
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:37,480
I'm coming in, and I'm armed.
374
00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:40,240
[screaming]
375
00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:41,720
[thump]
376
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:43,480
Oh! Oh!
377
00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:45,960
[officer howls]
[Dave yelps]
378
00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:48,680
[bell ringing]
379
00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:53,200
You called the cops on your dad?
That's so uncool.
380
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:55,880
You could have prevented them
from helping someone.
381
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:58,800
Wait, wait, no!
Where are you getting your information?
382
00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:00,720
Instant Gram.
383
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:04,840
You know, Alvin, sometimes
I get mad at my parents too.
384
00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:08,760
One time I left pizza in the back seat
of my dad's car on purpose.
385
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:12,280
But man, calling the cops?
That's really bad, man.
386
00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:13,440
Not cool, Alvin.
387
00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:14,960
I didn't mean to!
388
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:20,400
Dave, you've got to help me
win back my street cred!
389
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,440
I'm like a social piranha.
390
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:23,680
You mean, pariah?
391
00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:26,400
Yes, OK, one of those fish
that no one likes.
392
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:29,440
Here, here, post a picture of us
for your profile.
393
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,040
Wait, better yet, Dave,
394
00:20:31,120 --> 00:20:34,680
when you pick us up from school tomorrow,
walk around saying something like,
395
00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:38,000
"Where's my favorite son, Alvin?"
But make it sound believable.
396
00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:39,400
Alvin, what's going on?
397
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:44,080
I just can't believe you're more popular
with my own friends than I am.
398
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,320
You're seriously so lame.
399
00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:49,920
But somehow Olivia likes you
and she's mad at me!
400
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,160
Wait, what? Who?
401
00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:54,320
Olivia, your little texting buddy.
Hello?
402
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:58,000
Wait, Alvin, do you mean Olivia Ortega?
Elizabeth's daughter?
403
00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:01,680
I don't know her entire family tree,
Dave, but yeah, probably.
404
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,960
Alvin, Olivia's been trying to get me
to meet her mom.
405
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:08,640
Olivia's a little young for me,
but her mom seems really nice.
406
00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:11,960
Oh, Dave!
Yes, of course. The older mother!
407
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:13,920
That makes way more sense.
408
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:17,440
But I still need your help
boosting my Instant Gram following.
409
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:19,560
Come on, let's take some pictures.
410
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:23,480
OK, OK, now let's do one
with me on your shoulders.
411
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:26,880
Now look at me
like I just said something really funny.
412
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:30,040
Ha-ha! Come on, Dave!
Come on, laugh. Here we go.
413
00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:31,720
Oh, Alvin, no.
414
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:33,360
Dave, come on!
415
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:36,440
-Ha, ha. Ho, ho.
-Oh, that's good, Dave. That's good.
416
00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:38,600
-[phone beeps]
-Oh, snap!
417
00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:41,000
We just got a like and a comment!
418
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:44,560
♪ Doo, doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
419
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:47,520
♪ Doo, doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
420
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:49,960
♪ Doo, doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
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