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♪ Watch out, 'cause here we come ♪
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♪ It's been a while,but we're back with style ♪
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♪ So get set to have some fun ♪
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♪ We'll bring you actionand satisfaction ♪
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♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪
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♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪
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♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
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♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
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-What are they doing?
-Oh, um…
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They're checking to see
who got parts in the school play.
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What? Why didn't you tell me?
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Uh… I think I just did.
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Excuse me. Excuse me.
Sorry. Sorry.
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Hold still, please.
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The lead role will be played
by… Arthur Evans?
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That can't be right!
That was my part! I'm the lead!
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Um, actually, no, you're not.
See?
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Alvin Seville as…
Wait, the shoe cobbler?
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[teacher] When you are in character,
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you must feel that character.
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OK? So if you're playing
a woman from the 1800's, Sandra,
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you wouldn't be on your phone!
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Mr D! Mr D! There's been a big,
you know, massive,
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enormous mistake!
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Oh! Rude!
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Can you not see I'm teaching?
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Oh… Oh… right, right.
Um… But…
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this is really important!
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Do I look like someone
who makes shoes?
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Your little, little hands
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are actually very well suited
to the profession.
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[chuckles] Well, I'd rather have
little hands than a big mouth.
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How could you give the lead
to Arthur? He's terrible!
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Ugh! I know! He's the worst!
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-You're not the worst!
-Yeah, I'm pretty bad.
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-He has something you don't.
-What?
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Argh! Arthur is dedicated
to his craft.
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He cares about what he does.
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You know my former student,
the great actress, Jane Oliver?
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-Jane Oliver?
-Ha!
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Alvin's had
a crush on her forever!
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It's true! It's true!
I'm not gonna deny it!
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While we're on the topic
of denying it…
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I'm just wondering,
are you saying you had a girl
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that looked like Jane Oliver?
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Or… come on, let's be serious,
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because you didn't teach
Jane Oliver.
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Well, I did, OK! Look!
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Ugh! The point is,
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Jane Oliver is committed, OK?
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She's in character for a whole year
if she needs to be!
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-I can do that!
-Yeah, right, Alvin.
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You couldn't
stay in character for a day!
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I could stay in character
for an entire decade if I wanted to!
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Ooh! Drama senses are tingling!
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Alvin, you commit to your role
for the next two weeks,
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and I will give you the lead
in the next play.
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No! You promised
we'd do Cleopatra next,
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and I could play the lead!
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Oh, I promised you we'd do Cleopatra…
Oh! So what?
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Things change, Brittany!
That's the theatre!
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-You'll never do it.
-Ho, ho, ho! You wanna bet?
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You're on!
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I know where you hidthe diamonds.
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OK, gather around.
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I have a very important
announcement to make.
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Alvin has been challenged
to stay in character for two weeks,
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and if he does,
he'll take everything I've worked for!
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So, if you see him act
out of character for one millisecond,
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you need to tell me!
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I'm relying on you. Thank you.
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What does she mean by character?
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Step right up
for a super deep clean!
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Excuse me?
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Or how about a welt replacement, yes?
You have bunions?
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What are you talking about?
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I could even make you
a little taller.
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Look more like a man,
not this little, little boy
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standing in front of me.
You like?
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-Alvin, stop it.
-No, no, no, no, no!
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My name is [a lot of gibberish],
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the world's best shoemaker!
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-You! Tuddy! Come!
-I'm his chosen apprentice!
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Theodore, do you have any idea
what that means?
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Uh… not, not really.
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Oh, man, how long
is this supposed to last?
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Well, uh… she said
till the end of production.
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Oh, this'll be fun.
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So, young man, you want to know
how I shine shoes?
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-Please, no!
-The secret ingredient is spit.
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A big, big gob of spit.
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[gathers spit in his mouth]
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Please! We're trying to eat!
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What? It's called a spit shine.
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And do you know how I became
a world-famous cobbler?
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My technique.
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Oh, really? Uh-huh.
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And why don't you tell us
how you make shoes?
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How I make shoes?
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Yeah, you know.
This famous "technique" of yours.
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Oh. Well,
I take a stick of leather.
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-A stick?
-Yes, you fool, a stick!
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And I hold it over the foot of the client
and I hammer it.
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Dat-dat-dat-dat-dat! Done!
And I have a perfect shoe!
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[scoffs] You hammer it
right onto their foot?
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I don't need these questions!
I've crafted shoes for royalty!
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The king! The queen!
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The baby king! The baby queen!
The little baby king junior!
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Hey! I don't care
what you've crafted,
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we don't bang the table!
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Dave. Dave. Very true.
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I get a bit ruffled when my art
is under attack from plagrants!
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Did he call me a plagrant?
What is that?
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Nothing. He's out of his mind.
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OK. Alvin, can you just please
tone down your character
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-during dinner?
-Why call me Alvin?
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Alvin, do this! Alvin do that!
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My name is [gibberish]
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and I am a genius!
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[sighs]
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[Alvin shouting gibberish]
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Alvin, you can't turn
our bedroom into a cobbler station.
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Ha! Look at this!
A masterpiece! Yes?
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I don't know
what that thing is, OK?
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But it's definitely
not a masterpiece.
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It's not even a shoe.
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What am I supposed to do
with the cheap materials
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in this new-fangled,
bupkis country of yours, huh?
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I'm sorry. What?
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Don't be upset.
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At least you have your assistant.
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Yes, Tuddy. Kind, kind Tuddy.
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Well, all right. Whatever.
It's time for bed.
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Yes, maybe for you.
But not for me.
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I'm in a different time zone.
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[yawning]
Does… does that mean I am too?
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No, Theodore, it does not.
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Fine. Fine.
You go to bed, little Tuddy.
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I work tonight like a true artist!
Alone like a wolf!
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I don't want to ask,
but I feel like I have to.
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-What are you doing?
-Shh!
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I'm going to catch Alvin
out of character.
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-And when I do…
-[yawning] OK, well, good luck.
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-Oh! Gotcha!
-Aaah!
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[Theodore keeps screaming]
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[gibberish]
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OK, that's total gibberish.
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You're just making up
fake words!
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I will have you know
that is the tongue of my country!
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Out, annoying girl!
Out of my sight!
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[gasps]
But what are you wearing?
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Those shoes!
They have no arch support!
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How can you walk like that?
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I'm going to catch you
out of character, Alvin!
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And that's a promise!
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[Chipmunk song playing]
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I can't wait to see
Alvin's performance.
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We'll finally get to see
what all that work was for.
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-Alvin!
-That's not my name.
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Ooh! Still in character, I see.
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OK, enough small talk.
You're up in three, two, one…
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[whispers] Oh, there he is.
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May I interest you
in this lovely pair of shoes?
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-Um, no, thank you.
-Very well, and good evening.
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That… that's it?
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No way! What?
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Maybe he's coming back?
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You were excellent!
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You keep that up
for one more day
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and next year
the lead role is yours!
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As a simple shoe cobbler,
I have no idea
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what you are talking about.
But I like the passion,
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yes, the passion,
in which you speak!
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[applause]
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-Did… did I miss anything?
-Nope.
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Students, gather!
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I have a surprise guest
for you to meet!
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[all] Jane Oliver!
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I don't know.
Could be a lookalike.
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[groans]
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Ah! Super charmed to meet you,
Miss Oliver.
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I loved your work in Shakespeare.
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Oh, that's so nice to hear.
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You know, I'm a big fan
of yours too, Alvin!
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Ha, ha! Oh, well,
isn't that interesting?
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-She's a fan of Alvin's.
-Alvin? Who is Alvin?
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My name is [gibberish]
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and I am shoemaker to the king!
You know that!
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You're not Alvin?
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Oh, I'm such a big fan. I'd love
to post a selfie of us together.
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I'm so sorry.
I am not who you think.
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Oh, well. Bye, little shoe man.
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OK, bye-bye, little shoe man.
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Goodbye.
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-So, what will you be doing--
-Excuse me. If you are Alvin,
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I'm very impressed
by your dedication.
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And if you're
the master shoemaker,
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well, I could use your help.
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Yes! Whatever you ask!
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Well, I have… I don't know.
It seems like 100 pairs of shoes
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that need repair.
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Would you mind coming
to my house and working on them?
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[gasps]
I will be honoured to serve you.
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Of course, it may take me
several days and by then,
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perhaps, this Alvin person
you speak of from before,
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well, maybe he'll return
and you can take that…
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A selfie! Oh, I hope so.
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Anyway, I'll send a car tomorrow
to pick you up.
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What? Wait a sec. Hold on!
What just happened, Alvin?
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No, no. That's not my name.
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You know, um… she said
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there were lots and lots of shoes to fix
and, you know,
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you're gonna need an assistant.
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Aw, so sweet.
But no, I have one. Thank you.
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Oh! No, no.
She can have the job.
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Tuddy, you have been trained.
It's too late to teach her.
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OK.
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Oh! Please!
Please, Alvin! please!
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Ah! Not my name.
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[shouts gibberish name]
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Ellie, would you please
hand me that hairbrush?
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Um… You mean
the one right next to you?
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Still drying.
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Here ya go! Would Your Majesty
also like, I don't know,
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a foot rub
or a cold beverage perhaps?
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Not if you're going to throw it at me!
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But I would love some hot tea!
Thank you!
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Seriously?
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Jeanette, sweetie,
I hate to ask this,
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but since I can't see,
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would you mind reading
this magazine article to me?
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I just love the way you do
all the different voices.
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Oh, um, yeah, OK, sure.
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"Tired of face cream
that leaves your skin feeling…?"
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Uh, Jeanette,
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that's the ad.
Don't read that part.
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Oh, oh, OK. Yeah.
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[gasps]
This is sort of interesting.
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What? What is?
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This article is about a princess
who went missing years ago
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when she was just a little baby.
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And her family has been
looking for her ever since,
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but no one knows
where she might be.
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She probably doesn't know
she's a princess.
245
00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:23,200
"What we know
about Princess B.
246
00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:26,120
Strawberry blonde hair,
bright blue eyes,
247
00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:29,080
small… small heart-shaped
scar on her left foot."
248
00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:31,240
-Jeanette!
-What?
249
00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:35,840
This is me!
I'm the missing royal princess!
250
00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:37,880
Even the part about the scar!
251
00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:42,320
Look! What does this scar
look like to you?
252
00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:47,200
Oh! Um, a little hummingbird
or… Oh! A little butterfly.
253
00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:50,160
No! No, it doesn't!
It's a heart, Jeanette!
254
00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:51,600
It's obviously a heart.
255
00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:54,160
I've had it since I was a baby.
256
00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:56,520
-What did I miss?
-Um… well, uh…
257
00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:59,800
Brittany's a long-lost princess,
apparently.
258
00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:03,520
Well, of course she is.
Your tea, Madame.
259
00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:08,440
Ah! What? What is that?
260
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:14,680
[gasps] Guys! Guys! Look!
261
00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:17,320
There's candlelight vigil
at the Chipette treehouse.
262
00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:20,160
Oh, that. Haven't you heard?
263
00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:21,560
Brittany's a princess!
264
00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:23,240
Oh, come on.
265
00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:26,600
-Didn't you get her email?
-No, I changed the settings
266
00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:29,040
so all her emails
go straight to the trash.
267
00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:31,480
The whole school's
been talking about this.
268
00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:34,680
Brittany's telling everyone
she's a descendant of the crown.
269
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:35,800
What?
270
00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:37,440
Here, here. Watch this.
271
00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:40,040
To all my dear friendsand townspeople…
272
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,520
Are you kidding? Townspeople?
273
00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:43,720
This probably won't comeas much of a shock
274
00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:47,320
to those of you who know me,but I have recently discovered
275
00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:49,560
that I am of royal blood.
276
00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:53,240
You see, I went missingfrom the palace as a very young--
277
00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:56,440
If Brittany's a princess
then I'm King of Everything.
278
00:13:57,840 --> 00:14:01,240
It's funny, because I've always had
very vivid dreams
279
00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:04,600
about living in this castle
surrounded by swans.
280
00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:08,480
And now I know they must have been
very early childhood memories.
281
00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:10,600
Oh, that's so cool!
282
00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:14,000
Wow. That's so… unbelievable.
283
00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:17,680
Oh, I am so jelly.
I wish I was a princess!
284
00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:19,360
Uh, what's… what's jelly?
285
00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:21,800
Uh, jealous. Obvi.
286
00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:24,560
-What's… what's obvi?
-Do you like not speak English?
287
00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:27,760
Ladies, could you just take
all of your jelliness over there
288
00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:32,000
-so I could speak to Brittany?
-Ugh! I'll see you guys later.
289
00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:36,080
OK, look. You've told
some pretty crazy lies in your day,
290
00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:38,520
but pretending to be
a long-lost, missing princess
291
00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:41,320
is a stretch, even for you.
292
00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:44,280
Oh! Sounds like
someone's a little jelly.
293
00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:45,960
And it's not a lie.
294
00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:47,080
I am not jelly!
295
00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:50,680
They're jelly and you're jelly!
But we're getting off track.
296
00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:53,400
You've got no proof
of this princess business, OK?
297
00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:56,120
You know, Alvin,
I don't need to prove myself to you,
298
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,000
or anyone else for that matter,
299
00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:01,040
but if you must know,
I've put in a request
300
00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:04,600
for a confirmation letter
to shut you up.
301
00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:07,680
Oh, right. That's gonna do that.
Well, I'll tell you what.
302
00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:10,680
If you're a real princess,
I'll be your servant
303
00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:13,520
for an entire year.
But, if you're not,
304
00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:17,000
which you're obviously not,
then you have to be mine.
305
00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:18,640
Ho, ho, ho! Deal.
306
00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:21,200
Better start working
on your tiara-shining.
307
00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:24,200
Do you guys think I should go by
308
00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:27,120
Princess Britt
or Princess Brittany?
309
00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:29,000
Hey, Britt,
before you get your hopes up
310
00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:31,680
on this whole Princess thing,
how can you be so sure?
311
00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:33,520
Ugh! Once again…
312
00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:35,880
What?
313
00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:41,720
Um, besides the blue eyes
and blonde hair,
314
00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:44,680
it says, um,
she had the voice of an angel
315
00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:46,680
and, um, she, uh…
316
00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:49,360
she loved pink… so, um…
317
00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:51,800
so, obviously,
that's… that's me.
318
00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:53,360
Oh, OK.
319
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:57,120
[Chipmunk song playing]
320
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:57,600
-Aaah!
-So, Princess B.
321
00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,360
Are you ready
to show me that proof
322
00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:01,320
or are you ready to come clean?
323
00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:03,320
Ha, ha, ha! Oh, Alvin.
324
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:06,119
I know how much you'd love
to prove me wrong,
325
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:10,440
but it's never gonna happen,
because my proof has arrived
326
00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:13,400
and it's tucked away in my room
where you'll never find it.
327
00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:15,240
[school bell rings]
328
00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,680
I can find anything! OK? OK?
329
00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:19,920
They don't call me
Sleuth Seville for nothing!
330
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,720
Uh, no one calls you that!
331
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:24,280
And don't you dare
try to find it!
332
00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:29,640
[Brittany] OK! Ready to go!
333
00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:32,960
Spying on the royal family
is illegal in most countries.
334
00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:35,520
Oh, OK, so now
bird watching is illegal?
335
00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:39,240
Why, it's a pink-footed larry.
Oh, yeah, no, that's it!
336
00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:41,880
-A pink-footed larry!
-First, there's no such bird.
337
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:43,480
There's no pink-footed larry.
338
00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:48,160
Second, I believe what you are spotting
is a rare sighting
339
00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:51,120
of a "Brittany up before noon
on the weekend."
340
00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:57,080
[giggles] OK! Goodbye, house!
See you in a couple hours!
341
00:17:57,160 --> 00:18:00,640
Guys, do you think it's OK
to leave the house unlocked?
342
00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:02,920
Jeez, man! If this is
your new princess voice,
343
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,320
I think it's a little loud.
344
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:08,680
Ho, ho, ho, ho!
I just got a lucky break!
345
00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:10,240
No.
346
00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:12,080
Nothing.
347
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:16,160
Yes! "Private. Do not open."
348
00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:18,080
Ho, ho, ho! Don't mind if I--
349
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:20,000
Aaah!
350
00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:23,640
"Your Royal Highness…
351
00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:26,720
your presence is requested
at our annual ball
352
00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:30,360
to honour your coronation
into the royal family."
353
00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:33,560
Wait! Wait! It says here
that Brittany can bring a guest!
354
00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:35,920
Oh, I gotta go to this thing!
355
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:40,400
So, so, Britt, um, look, um…
Princess or not, you know,
356
00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:42,880
I mean, between a couple
of close friends like us,
357
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:45,120
-it doesn't even matter!
-What do you want?
358
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:48,120
Well, my point is, if you are,
you'll need a friend
359
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:51,320
to go with you to all the royal balls
and such and, I mean…
360
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:55,000
Uh-huh. I see. And you think
that friend should be you?
361
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:57,640
Well, well, I mean,
let's just look at the facts.
362
00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:00,880
I mean, A. I'm great at parties.
B. I can charm the pants--
363
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:02,960
OK, stop. I'll think about it.
364
00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:05,040
[school bell rings]
365
00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:07,920
Oh, so sorry, Princess B.
366
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,520
Oh! No problem.
367
00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:12,880
What?
368
00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:15,200
[school bell rings]
369
00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:18,520
Oh, no, no, no!
370
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:20,120
[laughter]
371
00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:25,120
Did you see this? What a liar!
372
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:29,320
-This is so embarrassing!
-Oh, poor Brittany!
373
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:32,160
She's gonna have to switch schools
or something.
374
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:34,520
I mean, there's no coming back
from this one.
375
00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:36,280
I don't know, man,
people forget.
376
00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:38,800
Remember, in the school play
when you poo'd yourself,
377
00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:41,360
then started crying
'cause you were so embarrassed,
378
00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:43,640
and then you, like,
ran away and you tripped
379
00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:46,160
-and then your nose started--
-Shut your big mouth!
380
00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:48,080
[quiet sobbing]
381
00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:50,800
[Claire] Here you go!
382
00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:53,640
One for you! Take it!
383
00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:57,600
-OK, what's all this about?
-As it turns out,
384
00:19:57,680 --> 00:20:00,560
our little princess
made the whole thing up.
385
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:02,880
This article is about a pony!
386
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:04,480
[laughter]
387
00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:11,320
[Claire] How pathetic!
Like who even does that?
388
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,600
Yeah, well, I don't believe you.
389
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,320
OK, well, see for yourself.
390
00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:19,880
Oh! Ho, ho!
This is what you're going off?
391
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:21,800
Well, guys, the joke's on you.
392
00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:23,800
This article
isn't the one about Brittany.
393
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:26,120
But you probably
didn't have time to fact-check
394
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:28,680
since you were all
too busy being jelly-faces!
395
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:31,040
Oh, you got burned, suckers!
396
00:20:31,120 --> 00:20:32,520
What?
397
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,600
Uh, yeah. And how do we know
you're telling the truth?
398
00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:39,680
Why would I defend her?
I made a bet with Brittany,
399
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:41,880
so I'd be the last person
to want this to be true.
400
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:45,040
But, you know, unfortunately
I've seen the proof for myself
401
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:46,960
and it turns out
she's telling the truth.
402
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:48,560
Uh… Really?
403
00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:52,200
Oh, hello. Did I hear my name?
404
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:56,040
Oh, Brittany!
I am, like, so sorry. I wanna die.
405
00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:58,000
Oh! Your Highness, shall we?
406
00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:00,520
I am… ugh… humiliated.
407
00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:04,120
Oh, Alvin, I can't even tell you
how much I appreciate
408
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:06,360
what you did. But, um…
409
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:09,800
well, I have to be honest with you
about something.
410
00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:12,520
If this is about the invitation,
I know it was fake.
411
00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:16,240
[gasps] You do? Well, then,
why did you stick up for me?
412
00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:18,240
You know,
it's like with my brothers.
413
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:21,080
You know, I can torture them,
but no one else can.
414
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:23,960
Oh! I almost forgot!
Speaking of torture…
415
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:28,120
Yeah, yeah, I know. I know.
I'm… I'm your servant.
416
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:30,360
But, um, how long did we say?
417
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:32,080
Pretty sure it was ten years.
418
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:35,000
Oh! Ten years!
Alvin, give me a break!
419
00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:38,960
[shout over each other]
420
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:44,560
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
421
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:47,400
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
422
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:49,960
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
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