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♪ Watch out, 'cause here we come ♪
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♪ It's been a while,but we're back with style ♪
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♪ So get set to have some fun ♪
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♪ We'll bring you actionand satisfaction ♪
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♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪
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♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪
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♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
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♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
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Um… Hello? Who's there?
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Come out where I can see you.
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[alien voice] Gramblla-goo-ga-lick.
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Um… could you repeat that?
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I didn't quite understand you.
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[alien voice] Gramblla-goo-ga-rock.
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OK. Um, not much better.
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Aaah!
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[laughter]
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Alvin, would you care to share
what you were daydreaming about?
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Oh, uh… no, no.
Sorry, Miss Smith.
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So, as I was saying, in the 1930s,
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a man named Orson Welles
went on the radio
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and announced
that little green men from outer space
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were invading our planet.
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And many people believed him
and panicked.
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Ha! How could anyone be
so stupid as to fall for that?
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Everyone knows
there's no such thing as aliens!
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-How do you know?
-How do you know there are?
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-How do you know there aren't?
-How do you know--
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Boys, it's way too early for this.
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Go ahead. Try and prove it.
I'll bet you a million dollars.
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Oh, you're on!
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All right, stop.
Neither of you has a million.
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No, I do.
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Well, I'm not allowing you
to bet for money!
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OK, then I bet you your dignity.
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Fine!
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Huh. Glad that's over.
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Oh, can you believe Bocarter?
No such things as aliens. Ha!
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Of course there are aliens!
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So… um, Alvin?
How does someone lose their dignity?
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Bocarter is going down!
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So, if you lose your dignity,
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can you find it again?
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So, I'm gonna need your help, Theodore.
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And we're gonna need backup.
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-And that means I need--
-Dignity?
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Uh, no… Simon.
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-OK.
-Aaah!
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-That is award-winning focus.
-Alvin, what do you want?
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Oh, well, I just wanted to say
how proud I am of you for,
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you know,
for just following your dreams.
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You know, building inventions
that no one understands or needs,
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for reading books
that no one else reads,
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not even the people who wrote them--
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This wouldn't have anything to do
with you needing to prove the existence
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of extra-terrestrial life, would it?
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Oh, oh, no. Not at all. No. No.
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I just need your help
proving aliens exist.
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That's what I said.
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Oh, you did?
Where-- where was I?
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Never mind, Alvin.
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Yes, I'll help, OK?
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Because, for once,
I believe you're right.
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Oh, that's great! Fantastic!
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Theodore, you hear that?
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Yeah! Alvin gets to keep his dignity!
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Once he finds it.
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Um, any luck, Simon?
Did you find 'em yet?
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Alvin…
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I'm just gonna go wait outside.
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The suspense is killing me,
Simon! Killing me!
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Alvin!
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OK, fine. I'll leave you alone.
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That's a rocket ship, right?
We're going to their planet?
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Alvin!
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Honoured guests, allow me
to present the first step
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toward intergalactic contact!
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-Looks like a satellite dish.
-That's because it is.
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OK, well, that doesn't help me, Simon.
I need an alien!
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Alvin, this satellite dish
is going to help us find one.
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Believe me, if any aliens
are talking out there,
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we will hear it right here!
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Guys! Guys! Do you hear that?
It's aliens talking!
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Alvin, please just relax, OK?
That's a pulsar.
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So, when are we going to hear
some real jibber jabber?
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You have to be patient, Alvin.
All right?
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So, all we can do is listen.
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OK, OK, I can do that.
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Theodore, Theodore, listen.
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No. You listen.
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Sure is quiet out there.
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Theodore, it's because space is,
you know, is really big.
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How big?
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Really big, OK?
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Oh, oh. Hold on, hold on.
I think I hear something.
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[muffled] Boys! Dinner!
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Theodore, did you hear that?
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That was like an alien father
calling his children to dinner!
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[Dave] Boys!
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Guys, come on, it's dinner time.
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Dave! An alien dad
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just said the same thing
across the galaxy!
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Ugh! It was Dave, Theodore.
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Oh.
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Um, no, no, Theodore.
I mean, remember?
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You take the sum
and then you just divide it by two.
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[door opens]
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Simon! Simon!
I still haven't heard a peep out there!
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Is that normal?
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Alvin, you can't expect
to hear something right away!
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It could take months, years, decades
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before we hear something.
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Decades?
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My bet with Bocarter
is up in three days!
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Don't worry, Alvin.
You can have some of my dignity.
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Simon says I have lots of it.
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-Hold on one second, please.
-Mommy, look at me!
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I'm sorry, can you do something?
Mother, can you stop this?
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-Mommy!
-He's just going around like…
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He's driving me crazy! Hello?
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Hey, hey!
Bo, Bocarter, buddy, old pal--
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No!
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How can you say no
when I haven't even asked a question?
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You're right. Please. Go ahead.
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I'm thinking, you know,
we should extend our bet
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for, you know, just,
I don't know… like, a decade?
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-[Bocarter] Still no.
-All right, all right.
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I realise that sometimes
our first impulse is to say no, but--
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Tell you what, you won't have to lose
your dignity any more.
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You'll just have to wear
my little brother's bunny suit
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in front of the whole school.
How's that?
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But that's the same thing!
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[laughs]
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I know.
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[Chipmunk song playing]
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[panting]
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Perfect.
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Aaah!
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Oh, whatcha doing?
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Oh… Oh, well… Um…
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Simon asked me to pick up
a couple of things for him.
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Hmm, that's funny.
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'Cause Simon's at the library, Alvin.
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OK. I'm borrowing these things,
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because I can't let Bocarter
win the bet! I just can't!
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Will you help me?
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OK. How?
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Hmm. That was easy.
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In three, two, one. Go!
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Hi. I am Glygor,
from the planet Zoltan.
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OK, Theodore, cut, OK?
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Look, you're an alien, remember?
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You're sounding like a kid.
You have to be scary!
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Well, what kind of alien am I?
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Scary.
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But from what planet?
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It doesn't really matter, OK?
But you're from Zoltan.
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Where's that?
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I made it up, Theodore.
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So, let's try this again.
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Scary Alien, take two!
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OK, "scary" alien.
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Uh, uh…
What did I have for lunch?
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Why do you need to know that?
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Because it helps me
get into the role.
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Oh. OK, well, look,
if this will help, fine, all right?
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You had a delicious Blookabalaf loaf.
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Oh, was it good?
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Yes, yes, it was delicious.
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You went on about how it was
your favourite meal ever, OK?
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You've never had anything so delicious
on the planet Zoltan, OK?
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Now, please!
Just read the script I wrote!
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I am Glygor, from the planet Zoltan
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in the Andarmaidara Galaxy.
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I am using a universal translator
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so your simple human minds
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can understand our complex
and intricate language.
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I still don't see why we have
to use my balloon collection.
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You're killing me with these questions!
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I don't have time
to buy balloons, that's why.
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Oh, but… why am I the only one
blowing them up?
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Because they're your balloons!
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Oh. Right. That's right.
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There, the last one.
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Excellent.
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And… blast off!
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What kind of balloons are these?
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Why aren't they floating up?
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Because you need helium.
Everybody knows that.
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[gibberish in a squeaky voice]
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Will you please just focus?
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[high voice] OK. Sorry.
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Three, two, one!
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I am Glygor, from the planet Zoltan
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in the Andarmaidara Galaxy.
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I am using a universal translator
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so your simple human minds
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can understand our complexand intricate language.
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-Isn't this sort of cheating?
-No, no, Theodore, it isn't,
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because there are aliens out there, OK?
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We just don't have the time to prove it.
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Oh. Right.
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Alvin! You won't believe it!
We have contact!
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-I-- I heard an alien voice!
-Oh, that's amazing!
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Come on, quick! Hurry!
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-Will you stop with the look?
-Tell him the truth.
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I can't do that.
He'd be so upset.
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You're giving me that look again.
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Maybe because you deserve it.
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And it was at this location
that I first picked up the signal.
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You heard it here, folks.
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Simon Seville
has made contact with aliens.
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Let's hear what they have to say.
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I am Glygor, from the planet Zoltan
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in the Andarmaidara Galaxy.
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Oh, uh, Simon, I need to talk to you.
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It's kind of important.
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As you can see, I'm a little busy.
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I am using a universal…
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Is that Theodore?
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Ha, ha! Amazing!
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…can understand our complex…
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[Dave] Boys! Dinner!
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Who was that?
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Alvin!
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Ho, ho, ho!
I'm going to enjoy this.
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I know you're out there!
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Why won't you talk to me?
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So, should we talk to them?
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No. This is too fun to watch.
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[laughter]
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[Brittany] "So, what are Britt's Picksfor fashion tips?
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Well, readers, this seasonit's all about bright colours!
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So, embrace them! Celebrate!
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Be original and don't be afr--"
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Argh!
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Argh! This can't be happening!
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[Eleanor] What's wrong?
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My stupid, ancient,
annoying computer froze!
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Again!
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Have you been up all night again, Britt?
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[sighs] Yeah. Pretty much.
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You kinda look like you're getting sick.
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Wow! Thank you, Eleanor.
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I just can't believe
it keeps crashing on me!
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Well, I'm sure
your readers will understand.
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Uh, no.
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They will not understand.
They're depending on me!
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But you wouldn't know
anything about that,
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since you haven't even read my blog.
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-[slams door]
-I will read it! Honest!
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Busted.
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So, can-- can you fix it?
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Simon, talk to me!
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Brittany, please.
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I-- I need a little quiet.
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You said that two minutes ago.
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And yet you keep talking.
259
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You know, if I wrote a blog,
I'd tell my readers, "Hey, guys,
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do the exact opposite
of what Brittany says."
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Oh, really?
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Yes, really!
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I'd call it,
"Alvin's Awesome Answers".
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Ooh, I like that.
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Uh-huh.
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So, uh, how are we comin', Simon?
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[Simon] Well, I fixed it temporarily,
but I may need to order--
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Oh, thank you!
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Wait! A new part.
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"Dear readers,
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you know, we tend to be overlycritical of our looks,
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and forget to embracewhat makes us unique,
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whether it's your glasses,which can totally be geek chic,
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frizzy hair, which, by the way,is making a comeback,
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or a nose which isn'tparticularly petite,
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but adds character and beauty,and--"
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No, no, no, no!
This can't be happening again!
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Atchoo!
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Brittany! What's wrong?
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I have to…
[sneezes]
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…finish my post,
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but my computer is frozen again!
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OK, OK, look.
I'll take it to Simon.
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But, Britt, you need to rest.
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Atchoo!
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I guess a little nap wouldn't be so bad.
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[Simon] And we're finished!
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Tell Brittany she won't have
any problems from here on.
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Thanks, Simon!
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[Jeanette] It's as good as new, Brittany!
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Oh, OK.
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I need to write. Post…
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No, no. You sleep.
I'll post it for you.
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[Brittany] "For this week,let's look at shoelaces."
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Shoelaces? No, no, no.
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[Jeanette] "Hello, readers.You know, I was thinking…
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fashion adviceis all well and good,
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but let's not forgetthe benefits of volunteer work
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and protecting the environment!
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So, I have a few ideason how all of us can pitch in!"
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[Kevin]
Uh, ma'am, may I help you with that?
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00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:03,920
Oh! Oh, OK, that's really heavy.
303
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,000
I think I pulled my arm out.
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00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:08,280
[Jeanette] "Dear readers,please don't litter.
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Come on, guys!
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Who do you expectis gonna pick it up? Oh!
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And remember, recycle!"
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"Dear readers, the homelessshelter needs volunteers
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and I was thinking we could…"
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Excuse me.
Will you eat that doughnut?
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Don't feel bad about not finishing it.
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I can finish it for you.
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Or… or not.
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"Dear readers, there's a nestwith endangered baby birds
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in a historic, landmarked tree.
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And I thoughtwe could raise awareness… "
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[yawns]
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[Brittany] What? Oh, no!
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What's wrong?
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Someone's been messing with my blog!
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00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:50,680
Look at this garbage
that's been written here!
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Uh, Brittany… I… Um…
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[Brittany] Wait a sec!
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I know who did this!
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You do?
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Alvin. He even told me
he was going to do it!
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00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:04,720
Well, uh, but… maybe…
maybe you wrote your blog
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while you had a fever,
but then you forgot because…
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because you were sleeptyping.
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Right. Sleeptyping!
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It's a thing.
A lot of people are doing it now.
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Sleeptyping? I'm pretty sure
you just made that up.
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Oh, OK.
So, Alvin wants to mess with me.
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I'm gonna mess with Alvin.
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[slams door]
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Well, on the bright side,
she's gotten her energy back.
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[whistling]
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00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:30,800
Huh?
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00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:33,240
"I know what you did last week."
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00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:34,400
OK, that's weird.
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00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,680
"This is only the beginning."
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What does that mean?
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Aaah!
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Aaah!
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[Theodore] Was that Alvin?
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Sounds like him.
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00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:51,240
What do you think the problem is?
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00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:55,760
Well, I'm sure we'll find out
in three, two, one, and…
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00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:58,520
Guys! Guys!
Someone is out to get me!
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00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:01,000
Look! Look!
They left a note on the door!
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00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:03,640
"I know what you did last week."
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00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:05,920
-Ugh! Alvin, what did you do?
-Nothing.
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00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:07,800
Nothing. For once… for once, Simon,
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I have done absolutely nothing!
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00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:13,080
OK, Alvin, think.
You must have done something.
356
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,520
OK. All right.
I finished Theodore's cookies.
357
00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:17,520
But I was really hungry!
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I'm sorry.
359
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:19,680
That's OK.
360
00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:23,800
As long as you didn't find
my secret stash behind the TV.
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00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:26,800
Did I say that out loud?
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00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:29,840
OK, I'm gonna go do something,
363
00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:32,560
but it-- it's not about the cookies.
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00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:34,360
Simon, you've got to believe me!
365
00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:36,720
Someone is out to get me!
366
00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:40,360
They-- they glued
everything I love onto the wall!
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00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:41,920
Come. Come with me!
368
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:43,760
See! Wait a--
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00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:46,440
What?
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00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:49,320
Guys! Guys!
Honest, my skateboard was here!
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00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:52,400
My cap… my cap I love so much,
was right there!
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00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:56,720
And, you know, my golden jumping
tennis shoes, right over there!
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Pinned to the wall!
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00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:01,480
Wait. I know!
They're messing with my mind.
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00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:04,000
They're trying to make me go crazy!
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00:17:04,119 --> 00:17:06,280
Uh, well, I'd say
that's mission accomplished.
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00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,920
♪ Oh, oh, you're messing with my head ♪
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00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:12,480
♪ I don't know what to think,but I think I gotta lose you ♪
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00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:15,400
♪ So, oh, you're messing with my head ♪
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00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:19,359
♪ I don't know what to do,but I gotta get away from you ♪
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00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:22,440
♪ All right ♪
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00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:25,400
♪ You know you got me going crazy ♪
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00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:28,520
♪ And I don't mean thatin a positive way ♪
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00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:31,640
♪ So, oh,the things that you're playing ♪
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00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:34,040
♪ Don't want to hearanother word that you say ♪
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00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:39,120
♪ You, you got me feeling so confused ♪
387
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:41,960
♪ Got my mind spinning around ♪
388
00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:45,800
♪ I want to leave right now ♪
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00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:48,080
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
390
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,360
♪ Oh, oh, you're messing with my head ♪
391
00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:53,800
♪ I don't know what to think,but I think I gotta lose you ♪
392
00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:56,880
♪ Oh, oh, you're messing with my head ♪
393
00:17:56,960 --> 00:18:00,600
♪ I don't know what to do,but I gotta get away from you ♪
394
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:03,400
♪ Oh, oh, you're messing with my head ♪
395
00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:06,760
♪ I don't know what to do,but I gotta get away from you ♪
396
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:08,800
I will find you. I will find you.
397
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,440
I will find you!
398
00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:12,920
What, uh…
what's going on with Alvin?
399
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,240
Oh, nothing.
400
00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:16,560
Just suffering from
some well-deserved payback.
401
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,360
Um… Britt…
402
00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:21,360
That was… um… me.
403
00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:24,040
I wrote your blog,
you know, when you were sick.
404
00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:25,960
What? Why?
405
00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:27,600
I'm so sorry.
406
00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:31,560
I read your blog and thought
you were focusing too much on…
407
00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:34,000
well, you know… shallow stuff,
408
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:37,320
like, well, like make-up and style.
409
00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:39,040
That's why I wrote about, you know,
410
00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:41,440
volunteering and helping people.
411
00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:44,120
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have.
412
00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:45,720
Shallow?
413
00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:48,240
Is… is that what you think of me?
414
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:50,400
No. Not… not you.
415
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:54,280
You know, just your blog.
Oh, this is coming out all wrong.
416
00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:57,400
-I'm sorry!
-Awkward.
417
00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:03,600
Aaah!
418
00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:06,640
Sorry, Jeanette.
Have you seen anybody?
419
00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:08,400
Anybody suspicious looking!
420
00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:10,320
Uh, no.
421
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:11,920
I will find you!
422
00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:15,960
Hmm. What's this?
423
00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:18,480
Brittany?
424
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:21,880
Um… this came for you
and it looks important.
425
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,240
Why don't you open it?
426
00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:26,400
You obviously don't have a problem
taking things that don't belong to you.
427
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:29,120
OK. So, I'll open it.
428
00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:31,040
Oh, my gosh!
429
00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:32,760
What? What is it?
430
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:36,520
You won an award for your blog
and the ceremony is tomorrow!
431
00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:38,240
Well, then, you should go.
432
00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:40,000
What? Why?
433
00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:42,840
Because, Jeanette, it's probably
for something you wrote!
434
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:45,440
'Cause I'm shallow, remember?
435
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:47,520
Ugh! She just needs some time,
Jeanette.
436
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:50,440
Although, knowing Brittany,
probably a few thousand years.
437
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:52,920
[whistling]
438
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,440
-Gotcha!
-Aaah!
439
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,000
Oh, sorry. Sorry, Dave!
440
00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:57,640
I thought you were one of them!
441
00:19:57,720 --> 00:19:59,200
Them? Who's them?
442
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:02,560
Them. The people
who are out to get me!
443
00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:05,320
Ow! Dave, look!
444
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:09,120
[sobs] Fake fruit!
See what I'm saying?
445
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:10,480
[sobs]
446
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,120
[Brittany] So, so, then,
447
00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:14,000
not only did she write my blog,
448
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:16,320
because, you know,
I'm so shallow,
449
00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:19,760
but then she has the nerve
to go to the award ceremony!
450
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:21,040
Can you believe it?
451
00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:24,280
Yeah, you mean the award
ceremony you told her to go to?
452
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:25,960
Yeah, but I didn't mean it!
453
00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:27,400
So, what did you win for?
454
00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:31,520
Was it the post about
permaculture design or…
455
00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:33,120
or betraying your sister?
456
00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:35,840
Britt, I didn't win. You did.
457
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:37,680
What? Me?
458
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:39,040
Yeah, read this!
459
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,280
"Dear Brittany,
460
00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:44,480
my name is Ariel and I wanted
to thank you so much.
461
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:45,760
Because of you,
462
00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:48,640
I've stopped worrying
about what people think of my looks.
463
00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:50,040
I've never liked my nose
464
00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:52,280
and it always made me
embarrassed and shy.
465
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:55,120
But you wrote that we all have
our own kind of beauty,
466
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:56,720
and I realised you're right.
467
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,400
I… I am beautiful!"
468
00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:00,160
You changed her life, Brittany.
469
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:01,760
You gave her confidence.
470
00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:03,800
I'm really so proud of you and…
471
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:06,960
and I was wrong to call
what you write shallow.
472
00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:11,400
Aw, you guys,
this is such a cute moment!
473
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:17,760
I love the idea of volunteering
at the animal sanctuary.
474
00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:19,920
Thanks.
And I thought your recipe
475
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,720
for homemade body scrubs
was super cool.
476
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:25,080
Yeah,
I guess we make a good team.
477
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,000
Did you see anyone
come through here?
478
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,760
No. It's just us.
479
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:30,600
I know you're out there!
480
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:33,960
Britt, please. Tell him
you were the one pranking him!
481
00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:36,600
[Brittany] Nah.
It's better to keep him on his toes.
482
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:38,960
Come out here and fight like a man!
483
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:40,680
I dare you!
484
00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:44,520
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
485
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,680
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
486
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:49,920
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
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