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Provided by explosiveskull
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M_I_SForEver
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Hey, kids.
You know what time it is?
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It's birthday time!
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♪ It's your birthday
and we want you to have fun ♪
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♪ It's your birthday,
so let's party, everyone ♪
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♪ It's your birthday ♪
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♪ And we want you
to have fun ♪
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♪ It's your birthday,
so let's party, everyone ♪
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Okay now, kids,
clap your hands
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like there's no tomorrow.
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♪ We welcome you to Willy's
where everyone's your friend ♪
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That's right.
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♪ Here at Willy's Wonderland ♪
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♪ The good times never end ♪
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Carl!
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♪ It's your birthday
and we want you to have fun ♪
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♪ It's your birthday,
so let's party, everyone ♪
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Okay now, kids,
clap your hands
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like there's no tomorrow.
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♪ We welcome you to Willy's
where everyone's your friend ♪
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Ah.
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Yeah, I tell everybody
that attempts the 50,
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there ain't shit out here,
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but you gotta be prepared
for anything.
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A bunch of fun-loving kids
stole the zigzag
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out of the back of the
sheriff's pickup a month ago.
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Guess you found it for 'em.
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You know what some folks
consider funny?
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Just ruin
a man's whole damn day.
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God's honest truth.
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Now, where'd you say
you're from?
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Oh, you're one of those guys
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that don't wanna look back,
huh?
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You're one where the past lives
in the past, huh?
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Yeah, I understand.
No, I can't blame you.
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I mean, we all got
so much baggage.
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I just say, move forward.
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You're a rolling stone.
Yup.
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We had a car chase around here
a while back.
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Some boy got up
to 150 miles an hour,
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just launched it right off
Tension's Peak, man.
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It's like a superhero.
It went fwoom!
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Carnage was terrible.
It was just... wow.
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Oh, fuck me.
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- Will you just stop it?
- Open the door!
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I'll open the damn door.
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What the hell
is wrong with you?
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No!
God damn it.
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Hey Jed, what's up?
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This old boy had
the misfortune
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of finding your zigzags
out there.
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I figured
I'd bring 'em back to you.
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- He all right?
- Yeah, he'll be all right.
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Tire's not, but he'll be fine.
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He had this pretty Camaro
right here.
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Yes, yes, it was
that ocean blue...
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Jed, I'll come by
and get 'em later.
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All turning around,
spinning out, everything.
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He just slid right in there
and then pop, pop...
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I don't have time
for this today, okay?
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Yes, ma'am.
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- Take this off me.
- Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
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There's not a chance in hell
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I'm letting you out
of this trailer tonight.
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I hate you.
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Oh, talk sweet to me
all you want.
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Get down.
You know the drill. Get down.
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- Get out of my way.
- Come here.
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What the hell are you doing?
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- Wait.
- I'll be back in the morning.
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What... how the hell
am I supposed to eat?
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How am I supposed
to take a piss?
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There are chips
is on the coffee table
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and a bucket on the floor.
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Try not to make a mess.
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You're a bitch.
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Oh, I love you too.
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Hey, it's gonna be
about $250 for the tow,
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and we'll need
all four tires replaced.
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And there was something wrong
with that chip, I think.
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But I can fix it
for about $1,000.
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Yep.
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No, cash only. Uh-uh, no.
And in advance.
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Yeah, I don't take
no plastic credit cards.
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Oh, that over there.
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Yeah, we ain't got
no internet in Hayesville.
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Yeah, so all the ATMs,
they just don't work.
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Yeah, we were gonna get it,
but they just didn't.
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You ain't got the cash, huh?
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Now ain't that a dilly
of a pickle?
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Hmm.
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You willing to work it off?
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Okay, then.
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I think I've got somebody
who can accommodate.
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Hey, kid.
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I got a guy for you.
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You want god to laugh,
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you tell him your plans.
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Howdy there, partner.
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My name is Tex,
same as the state.
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Got the handle Macadoo.
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Welcome to Willy's Wonderland.
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- Yeah, he don't talk much.
- And I respect that.
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I enjoy a man of few words.
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Well, business is not
what it used to be,
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but I am fixing to reopen
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and make Willy's
better than ever.
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Anyway, enough horseshit.
Here's my offer.
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You spend the night
cleaning Willy's Wonderland
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and I will pay
to have your car fixed.
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I go on in tomorrow,
you come out of there,
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and your ride will be
ready for you right there.
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Deal?
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If not, I got places to be.
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All right. All right.
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Let's go inside.
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Good luck, mister.
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Watch your step.
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Check this out.
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Hey kids,
it's Willy the Weasel.
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Welcome to my wonderland.
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Come on down
and meet the gang.
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We've got Arty the Alligator,
Siren Sara,
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Cammy the Chameleon,
Gus Gorilla,
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Knighty Knight,
Ozzie the Ostrich,
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and Tito the Turtle.
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♪ It's your birthday,
so let's party, everyone ♪
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♪ It's your birthday
and we want you to have fun ♪
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♪ It's your birthday,
so let's party, everyone ♪
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We had some great times.
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Kids laughing, smiling,
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eating hot dogs,
opening presents.
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You know the story, right?
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Well, some of these
little bastards start crawling
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over the characters,
they get hurt.
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A couple of lawsuits later
from Mommy Safety Organizations
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and wham, bam, thank you ma'am,
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we're out of business.
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Shut us right down.
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Damn thing always gets jammed.
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Yeah.
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This stuff oughta do the trick.
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Broom, mop, bucket,
drain snake,
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Windex, rags,
whatever you need, we got it.
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Oh, lookee here.
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Congratulations.
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You are officially on staff.
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Well, pal,
it's gonna be dark soon.
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I'll be back in the morning
with that car of yours
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dapper and ready to drive
or my name is not Tex Macadoo.
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Help yourself to whatever
you can find in the kitchen.
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It's on the house.
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And be sure to take breaks.
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Always good to pace yourself.
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That's it.
Good luck.
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Damn.
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I thought you quit.
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My last one.
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Piece of shit.
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All right,
let's get the hell outta here.
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I can't stand to hear
a grown man scream.
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- Liv, you in there?
- Oh, shit.
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Yeah, I'm in here.
Can you help me out?
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- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- Okay, calm down, dude.
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No need to be a superhero.
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- Oh!
- Oh, my God.
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Oh, damn it! Oh!
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Nice one, genius.
The door was unlocked.
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How am I supposed
to know that?
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Oh, shit.
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Let me see if we can find
something
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to get you out of that.
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She gave you a bucket?
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Bitch is wicked.
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- Liv, you okay?
- Are you okay?
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Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. Just...
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I found a screwdriver.
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What the hell are we gonna do
with a screwdriver?
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Have y'all never worn
handcuffs before?
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Oh, shut up.
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Why not just look
for the key?
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What the hell am I looking
in the fridge for?
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God, these eggs are
definitely bad.
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We need, like, a saw
or a pliers or something.
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- Pliers?
- Can't find no key in here.
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- Shut up and find something.
- You shut up!
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You ain't had no handcuffs on.
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Gee, thanks for the help, guys.
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- Cool. We good.
- Yo.
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Come on. We're late.
I saw the bait already.
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Where?
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Well, he was with Jed
in his truck.
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Probably locked inside Willy's
by now.
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Well, let's roll out.
I wanna see that bitch burn.
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Yeah, burn, baby, burn.
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Wait, guys, this isn't
for your entertainment, okay?
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It's for doing what's right.
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It's gotta be
a little entertaining.
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Look, I wanna see
them freak bastards die
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for what I see 'em do.
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Shut up, dude.
What have you seen them do?
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Remember that one time
I was...
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Okay, shut up.
Guys.
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If we're doing this,
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we're gonna do this
as a mission,
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not a field trip.
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Are you with me or not?
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Yeah, we're with you, Liv.
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Whatever you say.
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Yeah.
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All right. Let's do this.
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I'm gonna feast on your face!
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Sheriff, if I may,
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why'd you request the state
to send backup for one night
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to curfew a place
the size of a postage stamp?
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Oh, don't get me wrong.
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I got a wife and kid on the way
and I do love the overtime pay.
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- Double overtime.
- Right.
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So what's the plan
the rest of the evening?
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- See that phone?
- Yeah.
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We're gonna sit here
and pray it don't ring.
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Copy that.
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♪ To the beat ♪
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♪ Whistle loud, whistle low ♪
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♪ Sway your hips
and here we go ♪
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- Hey, Tito.
- Hola, Willy.
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I hear that there's
a birthday boy
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in the audience tonight.
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Sí, Willy.
Cantamos.
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♪ It's your birthday
and we want you to have fun ♪
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♪ It's your birthday,
so let's party, everyone ♪
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♪ It's your birthday
and we want you to have fun ♪
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♪ It's your birthday ♪
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♪ So let's party, everyone ♪
235
00:26:49,736 --> 00:26:53,073
Let's play hide and seek.
236
00:26:55,742 --> 00:26:59,913
♪ You'll never find me ♪
237
00:26:59,946 --> 00:27:03,551
I'm gonna eat your eyes out
and then feast on your soul.
238
00:27:07,420 --> 00:27:12,058
You're as icy as an igloo.
239
00:27:12,092 --> 00:27:13,561
Happy day.
240
00:27:13,593 --> 00:27:16,229
You're getting warmer.
241
00:27:16,262 --> 00:27:18,598
You're as hot
as a pancake on a grill
242
00:27:18,631 --> 00:27:20,266
and just as yummy.
243
00:27:31,144 --> 00:27:32,278
Gorilla greetings.
244
00:27:45,825 --> 00:27:48,428
That tickles.
245
00:28:11,485 --> 00:28:14,120
But we were friends.
246
00:30:08,434 --> 00:30:09,402
Ah.
247
00:30:45,972 --> 00:30:47,440
- Hey, Chris.
- What?
248
00:30:47,473 --> 00:30:49,275
Can you pour gas
literally anywhere else?
249
00:30:49,309 --> 00:30:50,778
I'm sorry you pour
like crap, Aaron.
250
00:30:50,810 --> 00:30:52,278
You're pouring gas
on top of my gas.
251
00:30:52,312 --> 00:30:53,647
All right,
let me go over here
252
00:30:53,681 --> 00:30:55,448
- and I'll just paint the bush.
- Perfect. Thank you.
253
00:30:55,482 --> 00:30:58,786
Hey, you blowing bubbles?
Bring your ass.
254
00:30:58,818 --> 00:30:59,787
You forgot the lighter,
didn't you?
255
00:30:59,819 --> 00:31:00,953
No, I didn't.
256
00:31:00,987 --> 00:31:02,288
- Then let me see it.
- Oh, my God.
257
00:31:02,322 --> 00:31:04,491
There you go.
Yeah, all right.
258
00:31:08,328 --> 00:31:09,962
Wait, wait, wait.
Uh-uh. Not yet.
259
00:31:09,996 --> 00:31:11,799
That guy's still in there.
260
00:31:11,831 --> 00:31:13,333
We gotta get him out first.
261
00:31:17,003 --> 00:31:20,507
Hey, sir! Sir!
262
00:31:20,541 --> 00:31:22,842
You're not safe in there.
We gotta get you out.
263
00:31:26,846 --> 00:31:28,816
- Hey!
- Well, that was rude.
264
00:31:28,848 --> 00:31:30,149
Hey, look,
if he don't wanna be safe,
265
00:31:30,183 --> 00:31:31,652
it's his ass, not ours.
266
00:31:31,685 --> 00:31:32,985
Tough shit.
267
00:31:33,019 --> 00:31:34,320
I'm getting him out
whether he likes it or not.
268
00:31:34,354 --> 00:31:35,656
You wanna go in there
with those things?
269
00:31:35,689 --> 00:31:36,824
Are you high?
270
00:31:36,856 --> 00:31:38,157
Look, if he wanna
be cremated,
271
00:31:38,191 --> 00:31:39,493
- that's his business.
- Yeah.
272
00:31:39,526 --> 00:31:40,860
I'm sorry,
but I'm just not okay
273
00:31:40,893 --> 00:31:42,328
with letting somebody
burn alive in there
274
00:31:42,362 --> 00:31:45,499
if we can do something
about it.
275
00:31:45,532 --> 00:31:47,501
- She's right.
- Of course she is, Chris.
276
00:31:47,534 --> 00:31:48,502
Oh, shut up!
277
00:31:48,535 --> 00:31:50,002
Hurry this shit up
so we can go home.
278
00:31:50,036 --> 00:31:51,337
I'll figure out
how to get inside,
279
00:31:51,371 --> 00:31:53,172
but I'm not putting
you guys in danger.
280
00:31:53,206 --> 00:31:56,510
You just figure out
how to get us out once I do.
281
00:31:56,543 --> 00:31:58,044
Okay.
282
00:33:20,627 --> 00:33:22,094
I didn't even know
you smoked.
283
00:33:22,128 --> 00:33:24,964
Where'd you get this?
284
00:33:24,997 --> 00:33:26,934
I grew it myself.
I call it No Clue.
285
00:33:26,966 --> 00:33:29,636
- How much THC is in it?
- No clue.
286
00:33:30,970 --> 00:33:33,339
- What?
- I'm cold.
287
00:33:59,366 --> 00:34:01,869
I've waited so long
for a girl to play with.
288
00:34:07,407 --> 00:34:09,177
- Wanna see my treehouse?
- Uh-uh.
289
00:34:09,209 --> 00:34:11,545
Not today, girlfriend.
290
00:34:13,047 --> 00:34:15,348
Ow.
291
00:34:15,382 --> 00:34:17,685
Come play with me.
292
00:34:23,590 --> 00:34:29,229
♪ Ring around the rosie ♪
293
00:34:29,262 --> 00:34:35,069
♪ A pocketful of posies ♪
294
00:34:35,103 --> 00:34:40,540
♪ Ashes, ashes ♪
295
00:34:40,574 --> 00:34:44,377
♪ We all fall ♪
296
00:34:47,581 --> 00:34:49,050
Holy shit.
Guys, that was Liv.
297
00:34:49,083 --> 00:34:50,550
We gotta go after her.
298
00:34:50,584 --> 00:34:51,719
I'm out this bitch.
Y'all playing.
299
00:34:51,753 --> 00:34:53,553
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Both: Bobby!
300
00:34:53,587 --> 00:34:55,223
What?
301
00:34:55,255 --> 00:34:57,058
Are y'all serious right now?
302
00:34:57,091 --> 00:34:58,893
We supposed to go in there
and get killed too?
303
00:34:58,926 --> 00:35:00,728
You wanna stay here?
We gotta do something.
304
00:35:00,762 --> 00:35:02,429
No, I actually wanna leave,
305
00:35:02,462 --> 00:35:04,397
and I thought y'all might
want to also, but I don't care.
306
00:35:04,431 --> 00:35:06,266
- Fine. I'll go.
- No, no, I'll go.
307
00:35:06,299 --> 00:35:08,401
No, wait... hey, stop, stop.
308
00:35:08,435 --> 00:35:09,904
This is Liv
we're talking about.
309
00:35:09,937 --> 00:35:12,572
- Move out of the way.
- What? No!
310
00:35:12,606 --> 00:35:14,776
Damn!
311
00:35:14,809 --> 00:35:16,911
Hey, hey. Whoa, hey.
Y'all look away.
312
00:35:16,944 --> 00:35:19,613
Baby, God damn.
Hey, y'all back up, man.
313
00:35:45,305 --> 00:35:47,275
Thank God you're still alive.
We gotta get you outta here.
314
00:35:47,307 --> 00:35:48,608
I stopped that bitch,
315
00:35:48,642 --> 00:35:51,279
but that won't keep her away
for long, so...
316
00:35:51,311 --> 00:35:52,612
hey!
317
00:35:52,646 --> 00:35:56,117
Did you not hear
what I just said?
318
00:35:56,150 --> 00:35:57,785
Hey!
319
00:36:05,026 --> 00:36:08,461
We go in, fast, we split up,
and as soon as we find Liv
320
00:36:08,495 --> 00:36:11,464
and this janitor dude,
we're out.
321
00:36:11,498 --> 00:36:13,167
- Hmm.
- What, Aaron?
322
00:36:13,201 --> 00:36:15,303
We just don't need any more
Batman bullshit, all right?
323
00:36:15,335 --> 00:36:16,636
Okay. Thank you.
Yeah, I know.
324
00:36:16,670 --> 00:36:18,638
It's only going to make it
less safe for everyone else.
325
00:36:18,672 --> 00:36:21,976
You mean
kinda like Liv just did?
326
00:36:22,009 --> 00:36:23,811
Excuse me?
327
00:36:23,845 --> 00:36:26,646
Say what you gotta say.
Speak up.
328
00:36:26,681 --> 00:36:28,983
Now's the time, Dan.
329
00:36:29,016 --> 00:36:31,651
You ain't gonna say it?
330
00:36:31,686 --> 00:36:33,353
Do you guys have
something in mind?
331
00:36:33,386 --> 00:36:34,521
Hell yeah, we do.
332
00:36:34,554 --> 00:36:36,190
Everything you telling us
not to do,
333
00:36:36,224 --> 00:36:38,993
that's exactly what your dream
girl got us up here doing.
334
00:36:39,026 --> 00:36:41,162
And now we probably all getting
fucked up because of it.
335
00:36:41,195 --> 00:36:43,331
- Bobby.
- What?
336
00:36:43,396 --> 00:36:45,032
Am I lying?
337
00:36:45,066 --> 00:36:48,836
No, I'm not. It's the truth.
338
00:36:48,870 --> 00:36:51,839
- Fine. I'll just go myself.
- Oh, whatever, Chris.
339
00:36:51,873 --> 00:36:54,507
When are you getting it through
your thick-ass skull, huh?
340
00:36:54,541 --> 00:36:56,010
Kissing that ass
341
00:36:56,043 --> 00:36:58,012
ain't gonna get you
that ass, playboy.
342
00:36:58,045 --> 00:36:59,881
It'll more than likely
get you killed,
343
00:36:59,914 --> 00:37:03,050
and ain't nobody,
except for you, baby,
344
00:37:03,084 --> 00:37:05,353
worth none of this bullshit
you got us up here doing.
345
00:37:05,385 --> 00:37:07,855
So you know what?
I'm out this bitch.
346
00:37:07,889 --> 00:37:09,724
Baby, let's go.
347
00:37:11,926 --> 00:37:14,061
No, Chris! Chris!
348
00:37:14,095 --> 00:37:16,197
Oh, shit!
349
00:37:16,230 --> 00:37:19,367
Bobby!
350
00:37:23,403 --> 00:37:25,873
- God damn!
- Everybody okay?
351
00:37:25,907 --> 00:37:27,909
- Yeah.
- Nice of you guys to join us.
352
00:37:30,577 --> 00:37:31,712
Wait, what are you guys
doing here?
353
00:37:31,746 --> 00:37:33,413
Oh, my God.
Liv, you're alive.
354
00:37:35,783 --> 00:37:37,550
I thought we all agreed you
were supposed to stay outside
355
00:37:37,584 --> 00:37:39,220
and help us find a way out.
356
00:37:39,253 --> 00:37:40,721
Yeah, uh...
357
00:37:40,755 --> 00:37:42,723
Now how the hell are we
supposed to get out of here?
358
00:37:42,757 --> 00:37:44,058
I tried to keep 'em
on the roof,
359
00:37:44,091 --> 00:37:44,926
but they wouldn't listen.
360
00:37:44,959 --> 00:37:46,060
It's your fault
we were on the roof.
361
00:37:46,093 --> 00:37:47,560
- It's my fault?
- It was your fault.
362
00:37:47,594 --> 00:37:49,562
Guys, guys, it's happening.
It's happening now.
363
00:37:49,596 --> 00:37:52,400
Oh, that's the nasty bitch
that tried to kill me.
364
00:37:52,432 --> 00:37:53,901
Liv.
365
00:37:53,935 --> 00:37:55,568
♪ We're all friends ♪
366
00:37:55,602 --> 00:37:57,905
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- What are you doing?
367
00:37:57,939 --> 00:37:59,740
- Hey, what the hell, man?
- What are you... dude!
368
00:37:59,774 --> 00:38:00,908
Put her down, okay?
369
00:38:00,942 --> 00:38:03,911
I'm trying to help you,
you dumbass!
370
00:38:03,945 --> 00:38:05,413
Seriously?
371
00:38:05,445 --> 00:38:06,747
I'm trying
to help him understand
372
00:38:06,781 --> 00:38:09,582
that he's gonna die in here,
but he won't listen to me.
373
00:38:09,616 --> 00:38:11,285
♪ Sing, sing, sing ♪
374
00:38:11,319 --> 00:38:13,254
Wait a second.
375
00:38:13,287 --> 00:38:14,922
Wasn't there eight of them?
376
00:38:17,291 --> 00:38:19,093
♪ We're all friends ♪
377
00:38:19,126 --> 00:38:21,095
- ♪ We like to run ♪
- Oh, that's badass.
378
00:38:21,128 --> 00:38:25,266
♪ Run, run, run
to the beat of the drum ♪
379
00:38:25,299 --> 00:38:26,633
Oh, this is good.
380
00:38:26,666 --> 00:38:29,103
We're connecting.
We're sharing our feelings.
381
00:38:29,136 --> 00:38:30,771
♪ We're all friends ♪
382
00:38:30,805 --> 00:38:32,605
♪ We like to dance ♪
383
00:38:32,639 --> 00:38:34,108
♪ Dance, dance, dance ♪
384
00:38:34,141 --> 00:38:36,310
♪ Like there's ants
in our pants ♪
385
00:38:39,347 --> 00:38:40,781
Whoa.
386
00:38:40,815 --> 00:38:42,316
Have you been
to my Super Happy Fun Room yet?
387
00:38:42,350 --> 00:38:43,951
This is cool.
388
00:38:43,985 --> 00:38:46,120
Well, what are you
waiting for?
389
00:38:46,153 --> 00:38:49,790
♪ The Super Happy Fun Room
is super happy fun ♪
390
00:38:49,824 --> 00:38:51,826
- Yo. Look.
- ♪ Join us in the Fun Room ♪
391
00:38:51,859 --> 00:38:53,961
♪ Where you'll be number one ♪
392
00:38:53,995 --> 00:38:55,796
- ♪ Popcorn, cake, and hot dogs ♪
- Let's go.
393
00:38:55,830 --> 00:38:57,630
♪ Soda and candy too ♪
394
00:38:57,664 --> 00:38:59,467
♪ The Super Happy Fun Room ♪
395
00:38:59,499 --> 00:39:01,469
I know the bullshit story
they told you.
396
00:39:01,501 --> 00:39:03,304
That if you clean up
the place tonight,
397
00:39:03,337 --> 00:39:06,974
they'll pay to have your tires
fixed by morning, right?
398
00:39:07,008 --> 00:39:08,476
It's a lie.
399
00:39:08,508 --> 00:39:09,676
They've said the same story
400
00:39:09,710 --> 00:39:12,313
to countless other
over the last 20 years.
401
00:39:12,346 --> 00:39:13,481
They baited you.
402
00:39:13,513 --> 00:39:15,483
You're here
to be a human sacrifice.
403
00:39:15,515 --> 00:39:18,152
You're here to be eaten
and killed.
404
00:39:18,185 --> 00:39:20,821
Do you understand that?
405
00:39:20,855 --> 00:39:23,991
This town has a dark history.
406
00:39:24,025 --> 00:39:27,995
And it all starts
with this horrible place.
407
00:39:28,029 --> 00:39:29,330
You know, Willy's may seem
408
00:39:29,363 --> 00:39:31,999
like a happy-go-lucky
child's play place,
409
00:39:32,033 --> 00:39:35,369
but it's much, much more
than that.
410
00:39:35,403 --> 00:39:37,537
Willy's was built in 1996,
411
00:39:37,570 --> 00:39:40,508
the brainchild
of Jerry Robert Willis.
412
00:39:40,540 --> 00:39:43,344
If that name sounds familiar
to you, it should.
413
00:39:43,377 --> 00:39:45,846
Jerry was
one of the last century's
414
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:48,516
most sick and sadistic
serial killers.
415
00:39:48,548 --> 00:39:52,219
Jerry spent most of the time
cultivating similar sickos.
416
00:39:52,253 --> 00:39:54,554
I mean, these were
the most depraved people
417
00:39:54,587 --> 00:39:56,857
you could ever imagine.
418
00:39:56,891 --> 00:39:59,559
Often, Jerry
and his crew would
419
00:39:59,592 --> 00:40:02,396
whisk away
unsuspecting families
420
00:40:02,430 --> 00:40:06,200
to the Super Happy Fun Room.
421
00:40:06,233 --> 00:40:07,535
Once inside,
422
00:40:07,567 --> 00:40:10,704
the families would be treated
to a birthday cake
423
00:40:10,738 --> 00:40:13,874
and a private show
by Willy Weasel.
424
00:40:13,908 --> 00:40:16,043
The shows would always end
the same way.
425
00:40:21,115 --> 00:40:24,051
After numerous
missing persons reports
426
00:40:24,085 --> 00:40:28,055
and suspicious smells coming
from the inside of Willy's,
427
00:40:28,089 --> 00:40:30,424
the law felt it was time
to investigate.
428
00:40:37,465 --> 00:40:39,900
Jerry and his gang refused
429
00:40:39,934 --> 00:40:42,770
to be taken alive.
430
00:40:42,803 --> 00:40:44,405
After the police
finally entered
431
00:40:44,438 --> 00:40:47,108
the Super Happy Fun Room,
432
00:40:47,141 --> 00:40:50,744
they discovered
that Jerry and his crew
433
00:40:50,778 --> 00:40:53,914
had performed
a satanic suicide ritual.
434
00:40:53,948 --> 00:40:56,250
Instead of surrendering,
435
00:40:56,283 --> 00:41:00,087
the killers decided
to take their own lives.
436
00:41:00,121 --> 00:41:03,924
Those familiar
with satanic rituals speculate
437
00:41:03,958 --> 00:41:07,595
that the suicide ritual
was some sort of a Katra
438
00:41:07,627 --> 00:41:09,430
transfer of energy
439
00:41:09,463 --> 00:41:10,931
where the memory
440
00:41:10,965 --> 00:41:12,800
and consciousness
of the living
441
00:41:12,833 --> 00:41:16,604
relocate into
non-living entities.
442
00:41:16,636 --> 00:41:19,974
In this case,
the animatronic robots.
443
00:41:21,809 --> 00:41:24,812
Ten years later,
Willy's reopens
444
00:41:24,845 --> 00:41:27,148
with a new owner, Tex Macadoo.
445
00:41:27,181 --> 00:41:28,816
He tries to keep
the current public
446
00:41:28,849 --> 00:41:31,452
unaware of its horrific past.
447
00:41:31,485 --> 00:41:33,954
Things are wrong
from the start.
448
00:41:33,988 --> 00:41:36,457
There's reports
that the creatures would
449
00:41:36,490 --> 00:41:37,791
move on their own.
450
00:41:37,825 --> 00:41:39,293
Some would say things
451
00:41:39,326 --> 00:41:41,462
they weren't programmed
to say.
452
00:41:41,495 --> 00:41:45,299
Wanna fuck, fatty?
453
00:41:45,332 --> 00:41:47,667
And others would kill
454
00:41:47,701 --> 00:41:50,804
and feast on customers.
455
00:41:50,838 --> 00:41:53,007
After several
ghastly incidents,
456
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:56,177
Willy's closes
its doors again.
457
00:41:56,210 --> 00:42:00,314
But Tex still doesn't
bulldoze it to the ground.
458
00:42:00,347 --> 00:42:02,983
Why, you may ask?
459
00:42:03,017 --> 00:42:05,152
Because Willy got to him.
460
00:42:05,186 --> 00:42:07,821
Convinced him to make a deal
with the devil.
461
00:42:07,855 --> 00:42:10,324
Along with all those
other backwoods inbreds
462
00:42:10,357 --> 00:42:13,027
in this sorry town.
463
00:42:13,060 --> 00:42:15,529
Speaking of
backwoods inbreds,
464
00:42:15,563 --> 00:42:17,164
where'd Bob and Kathy go?
465
00:42:22,703 --> 00:42:24,838
Whoa.
466
00:42:32,379 --> 00:42:35,182
This is where
it actually happened.
467
00:42:35,216 --> 00:42:38,352
This is where those
kid killers offed themselves.
468
00:42:38,385 --> 00:42:41,055
Oh.
469
00:42:41,088 --> 00:42:42,691
Cool.
470
00:42:42,723 --> 00:42:44,558
The fuck?
471
00:43:00,574 --> 00:43:04,378
Okay, yeah, this is...
472
00:43:04,411 --> 00:43:06,380
this is weird as fuck.
473
00:43:06,413 --> 00:43:09,917
Yo, who the hell bringing
their kids up in here?
474
00:43:09,950 --> 00:43:12,253
Shit, not my kids.
475
00:43:12,286 --> 00:43:16,223
Not our kids.
476
00:43:16,257 --> 00:43:19,293
Is it weird that I'm getting
really turned on right now?
477
00:43:21,128 --> 00:43:23,264
Oh, you a freak freak.
478
00:43:23,297 --> 00:43:26,735
It's never seemed
to bother you before.
479
00:43:26,767 --> 00:43:28,402
Who says it bothers me now?
480
00:43:38,279 --> 00:43:41,615
Hmm.
481
00:43:41,649 --> 00:43:43,417
Happy birthday, baby.
482
00:43:43,450 --> 00:43:47,288
It's not my birthday.
483
00:43:47,321 --> 00:43:50,291
I still wanna see you
in your birthday suit.
484
00:43:54,461 --> 00:43:56,430
Have you been listening
to a word I've been saying?
485
00:43:56,463 --> 00:43:58,098
Look at all these
naughty birthday boys
486
00:43:58,132 --> 00:43:59,933
- and birthday girls.
- Oh, shit.
487
00:43:59,967 --> 00:44:02,771
I think it's time for them
to go nightie night.
488
00:44:02,803 --> 00:44:06,473
♪ It's your birthday
and we want you to have fun ♪
489
00:44:06,507 --> 00:44:11,145
♪ It's your birthday,
so let's kill everyone ♪
490
00:44:20,689 --> 00:44:23,490
♪ Six little chickens
at the end of the line ♪
491
00:44:23,524 --> 00:44:26,293
♪ Six little chickens
at the end of the line ♪
492
00:44:26,327 --> 00:44:28,996
♪ One happy weasel says,
"It's dinner time" ♪
493
00:44:29,029 --> 00:44:31,465
♪ Six little chickens
oughta be just fine ♪
494
00:44:31,498 --> 00:44:34,335
♪ Six little chickens
in the weasel's den ♪
495
00:44:34,368 --> 00:44:36,837
♪ Four little roosters
and a couple of hens ♪
496
00:44:36,870 --> 00:44:39,506
♪ Nowhere to run,
nowhere to hide ♪
497
00:44:39,540 --> 00:44:42,142
♪ Six little chickens
at the end of the line ♪
498
00:44:42,176 --> 00:44:44,978
♪ Six little chickens ♪
Watch out, now!
499
00:44:45,012 --> 00:44:47,514
♪ Six little chickens ♪
Here comes the weasel!
500
00:44:47,548 --> 00:44:49,850
♪ Six little chickens
running outta time ♪
501
00:44:49,883 --> 00:44:51,652
Whoops!
502
00:44:51,686 --> 00:44:55,389
♪ Five little chickens
at the end of the line ♪
503
00:45:01,862 --> 00:45:04,498
- Shit!
- What the... holy fuck!
504
00:45:16,043 --> 00:45:19,380
Go. Leave. Leave!
505
00:45:19,413 --> 00:45:21,850
Chris, go.
506
00:45:29,556 --> 00:45:31,091
I'm sorry.
507
00:46:11,598 --> 00:46:13,066
Why you stopping?
508
00:46:13,100 --> 00:46:15,737
Has that thing
always been here?
509
00:46:15,770 --> 00:46:16,905
Girl, that thing been
510
00:46:16,937 --> 00:46:18,238
in every single room
we've been in.
511
00:46:18,272 --> 00:46:19,908
It's on the wall right now.
Come on, babe.
512
00:46:31,952 --> 00:46:33,620
It's staring at us.
513
00:46:36,156 --> 00:46:37,291
Well, then let's give it
a show.
514
00:46:37,324 --> 00:46:38,927
What you talking about?
Come on.
515
00:46:38,959 --> 00:46:39,794
Get nasty with it.
516
00:48:04,545 --> 00:48:08,181
- Hayesville Sheriff's Office.
- Sheriff?
517
00:48:08,215 --> 00:48:10,551
This is Sheriff Lund.
518
00:48:10,584 --> 00:48:12,519
It's Chris Muley.
519
00:48:12,553 --> 00:48:15,522
What can I
do you for, Chris?
520
00:48:15,556 --> 00:48:18,693
Christ, I did
something stupid.
521
00:48:18,726 --> 00:48:21,395
We're at Willy's.
522
00:48:25,566 --> 00:48:27,534
Prank call.
523
00:48:34,241 --> 00:48:36,711
You want me to get that?
524
00:48:36,744 --> 00:48:38,880
People made their beds,
they gotta lie in 'em.
525
00:48:38,913 --> 00:48:43,216
Pretty sure the saying is,
"Protect and Serve," Sheriff.
526
00:48:43,250 --> 00:48:45,053
Shut your mouth, smart guy.
527
00:48:45,085 --> 00:48:47,087
You're not funny.
528
00:48:48,422 --> 00:48:50,058
Liv brought us here.
529
00:48:50,090 --> 00:48:51,558
Son of a bitch.
530
00:48:51,592 --> 00:48:53,293
Get your asses
out of there, son.
531
00:48:55,095 --> 00:48:56,396
Put your balls on, Evan.
532
00:48:56,430 --> 00:48:58,265
We're going to Willy's.
533
00:50:51,879 --> 00:50:55,016
Bobby, that thing just moved!
534
00:50:55,049 --> 00:50:58,019
Where the fuck did it go?
535
00:50:59,887 --> 00:51:01,022
No! No!
536
00:51:26,279 --> 00:51:28,049
I really need you to help me
find my friends.
537
00:51:28,082 --> 00:51:32,385
Please.
538
00:51:32,419 --> 00:51:37,225
Oh, my God. Kathy!
539
00:51:52,774 --> 00:51:54,075
Oh, my God.
540
00:52:53,167 --> 00:52:56,971
I'm so sorry.
541
00:53:04,011 --> 00:53:07,315
Hello, little boy.
542
00:53:07,347 --> 00:53:09,317
You don't have to be
afraid of me.
543
00:53:09,349 --> 00:53:15,990
I'm not the same as the others.
544
00:53:16,023 --> 00:53:17,825
They're so mean to me.
545
00:53:17,859 --> 00:53:19,327
They call me ugly
546
00:53:19,359 --> 00:53:21,996
and they make fun
of my colorful skin.
547
00:53:22,029 --> 00:53:24,497
I'm trapped in this body.
548
00:53:24,531 --> 00:53:27,667
I just want to be free.
549
00:53:27,702 --> 00:53:30,670
I guess I don't expect you
to believe me.
550
00:53:30,705 --> 00:53:32,505
I hoped
that you were different.
551
00:53:41,048 --> 00:53:42,683
I'm Chris.
552
00:53:42,717 --> 00:53:45,686
Trust me, Chris.
You know you can.
553
00:53:45,720 --> 00:53:50,224
You can feel my goodness.
554
00:53:50,258 --> 00:53:54,362
If what you're saying
is true,
555
00:53:54,394 --> 00:53:57,564
and you're not like
the others...
556
00:53:59,901 --> 00:54:03,037
I could help you
get to the next life?
557
00:54:03,070 --> 00:54:04,537
It's true.
558
00:54:04,571 --> 00:54:06,539
Evil has kept me here.
559
00:54:06,573 --> 00:54:08,209
You must have questions.
560
00:54:08,242 --> 00:54:11,411
I can tell you so much
about the other side.
561
00:54:11,444 --> 00:54:14,248
I can answer
all your questions.
562
00:54:14,282 --> 00:54:16,217
If you can help me.
563
00:54:18,418 --> 00:54:20,054
You ever use your sidearm?
564
00:54:20,087 --> 00:54:22,056
Oh. In training.
565
00:54:22,089 --> 00:54:23,891
But these are just
punk kids, right?
566
00:54:23,925 --> 00:54:25,726
What, vandalizing
and loitering?
567
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:27,427
I doubt we'll need to drop 'em.
568
00:54:27,460 --> 00:54:30,398
It's not the kids.
569
00:54:30,430 --> 00:54:32,266
It's Willy.
570
00:54:32,300 --> 00:54:34,902
The dancing rat?
571
00:54:36,804 --> 00:54:38,272
Okay.
572
00:54:38,306 --> 00:54:39,572
I get it. I get it.
573
00:54:39,606 --> 00:54:43,077
The boys told you
to pull a fast one on me.
574
00:54:43,110 --> 00:54:45,246
Bravo. Nice try.
575
00:54:45,279 --> 00:54:48,581
It ain't no prank.
576
00:54:48,615 --> 00:54:53,087
This is real as it gets.
I guaran-damn-tee you that.
577
00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:55,923
See, in town, we knew
what was happening at Willy's.
578
00:54:55,957 --> 00:54:59,427
We knew there was something
supernatural going on.
579
00:54:59,459 --> 00:55:00,761
We bellowed
to the high heavens
580
00:55:00,795 --> 00:55:02,595
that the machines were evil.
581
00:55:02,629 --> 00:55:04,265
No one believed us.
582
00:55:04,298 --> 00:55:06,267
They thought we were yokels.
583
00:55:06,300 --> 00:55:09,270
Tex eventually hired
a demolition crew
584
00:55:09,303 --> 00:55:10,771
to destroy Willy's,
585
00:55:10,805 --> 00:55:13,640
except the day before
bulldozers were set to roll,
586
00:55:13,673 --> 00:55:16,609
Eric Miller, the contractor,
was found in bed
587
00:55:16,643 --> 00:55:19,612
as chewed up
as a McDonald's hamburger.
588
00:55:19,646 --> 00:55:21,782
His whole family too.
589
00:55:21,816 --> 00:55:23,985
After that,
there wasn't a man alive
590
00:55:24,018 --> 00:55:25,618
that would take the job.
591
00:55:25,652 --> 00:55:28,155
The town decided
that maybe it was better
592
00:55:28,189 --> 00:55:30,124
to let sleeping dogs lie.
593
00:55:30,157 --> 00:55:32,460
We told everybody
just to stay away from there.
594
00:55:32,492 --> 00:55:35,963
We figured
we'd just let it rot.
595
00:55:35,997 --> 00:55:39,300
But rabid dogs don't sleep
when they're hungry.
596
00:55:39,333 --> 00:55:40,801
The machines got out.
597
00:55:40,835 --> 00:55:43,170
We found bodies
at the ice cream shop,
598
00:55:43,204 --> 00:55:46,639
the hardware store,
and even the school.
599
00:55:46,673 --> 00:55:49,642
We had a real Hobson's choice
on our hands.
600
00:55:49,676 --> 00:55:51,145
You know what that is?
601
00:55:51,178 --> 00:55:52,313
No.
602
00:55:52,346 --> 00:55:54,482
No choice at all.
603
00:55:54,514 --> 00:55:57,318
We could either go to war
with the machines,
604
00:55:57,351 --> 00:55:59,153
come off like crazy people,
605
00:55:59,186 --> 00:56:00,653
probably lose
a lot of good folk
606
00:56:00,688 --> 00:56:02,990
along the way, or...
607
00:56:03,024 --> 00:56:05,159
Or what?
608
00:56:05,192 --> 00:56:08,162
We cut a deal.
609
00:56:08,195 --> 00:56:11,332
Leave our people be.
610
00:56:11,365 --> 00:56:12,833
Leave our children be.
611
00:56:12,867 --> 00:56:17,537
Leave our town be, and...
612
00:56:17,570 --> 00:56:20,341
and we will feed you.
613
00:56:28,416 --> 00:56:30,684
Well, the good news is,
I can fix it.
614
00:56:30,718 --> 00:56:32,053
The bad news is,
615
00:56:32,086 --> 00:56:34,188
it's gonna have to sit
till I get the part.
616
00:56:34,221 --> 00:56:38,192
Now, Hayesville's
one hotel's booked.
617
00:56:38,225 --> 00:56:41,062
But I do have a place
you can stay tonight.
618
00:56:41,095 --> 00:56:45,032
Now, it ain't the Ritz,
but it's a roof
619
00:56:45,066 --> 00:56:46,367
and it's free
620
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:49,036
if you're willing to do
a little light cleaning.
621
00:56:49,070 --> 00:56:52,706
Best place for a birthday
party you've ever seen.
622
00:56:52,740 --> 00:56:56,243
Heck, it once was,
but we're gonna fix it.
623
00:56:56,277 --> 00:56:58,212
Bring her back to life.
624
00:56:58,245 --> 00:56:59,713
Congratulations.
625
00:56:59,747 --> 00:57:04,051
You are officially on staff.
626
00:57:04,085 --> 00:57:06,387
We lived up to our end
of the bargain
627
00:57:06,420 --> 00:57:08,255
and they kept theirs.
628
00:57:08,289 --> 00:57:11,392
We tried to find people
who wouldn't be missed.
629
00:57:15,628 --> 00:57:20,468
People with
low moral character.
630
00:57:20,501 --> 00:57:25,573
And some people who were just at
the wrong place at the wrong time.
631
00:57:31,946 --> 00:57:35,749
Things didn't always go
exactly as planned.
632
00:57:35,783 --> 00:57:37,617
I usually pride myself
633
00:57:37,650 --> 00:57:40,454
on being able to expect
the unexpected.
634
00:57:44,825 --> 00:57:48,596
But sometimes,
life throws you a zinger.
635
00:57:54,135 --> 00:57:58,272
Well, this was the zinger
of all zingers.
636
00:57:58,305 --> 00:57:59,773
Good night, darling.
637
00:57:59,807 --> 00:58:03,777
Sweet dreams.
638
00:58:03,811 --> 00:58:06,947
I never saw it coming.
639
00:58:06,981 --> 00:58:09,617
So that's why we're going?
640
00:58:09,649 --> 00:58:12,453
Liv.
641
00:58:12,486 --> 00:58:16,624
Much as she pisses me off,
642
00:58:16,656 --> 00:58:18,993
I couldn't live
with losing that girl.
643
00:58:19,026 --> 00:58:21,629
I can show you
what's on the other side.
644
00:58:21,661 --> 00:58:24,131
If you could help me get there.
645
00:58:24,165 --> 00:58:27,301
- Oh, Chris.
- Liv, Liv, it's gonna be okay.
646
00:58:27,334 --> 00:58:29,803
Kay, we're gonna make a deal
and...
647
00:58:36,544 --> 00:58:38,312
Wanna play, bitch?
648
00:59:12,713 --> 00:59:15,182
Playtime's over now,
girlfriend.
649
01:00:47,841 --> 01:00:49,276
Drop the lizard.
650
01:01:01,488 --> 01:01:03,290
Get that stuff off of her.
651
01:01:03,324 --> 01:01:05,492
Willy, I'm so sorry
about this prick.
652
01:01:08,195 --> 01:01:10,297
Eloise, please, stop.
He's a good guy.
653
01:01:10,331 --> 01:01:12,801
Shut your yap
and get outside.
654
01:01:12,866 --> 01:01:13,834
They killed some of 'em.
655
01:01:13,867 --> 01:01:17,171
Oh.
Stupid idiots.
656
01:01:17,204 --> 01:01:20,174
It'll just incite him more.
657
01:01:20,207 --> 01:01:23,310
Willy, this guy does not
act for us.
658
01:01:23,344 --> 01:01:24,978
His actions should
in no way reflect
659
01:01:25,012 --> 01:01:26,146
on the town of Hayesville.
660
01:01:26,180 --> 01:01:28,817
You know that, right, Willy?
661
01:01:28,849 --> 01:01:30,017
Well, cuff him.
662
01:01:30,050 --> 01:01:31,985
For God's sakes, cuff him.
663
01:01:32,019 --> 01:01:33,320
No way.
I'm not leaving him here.
664
01:01:33,354 --> 01:01:35,656
I'll give you two reasons
why you are:
665
01:01:35,690 --> 01:01:37,826
your wife and your kid.
666
01:01:37,858 --> 01:01:39,159
If we don't do
what needs to be done,
667
01:01:39,193 --> 01:01:41,228
nobody in this county is safe.
668
01:01:44,898 --> 01:01:48,837
Why couldn't you just die?
669
01:01:48,869 --> 01:01:51,004
Where are the others?
670
01:01:51,038 --> 01:01:53,006
They're dead.
671
01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:54,541
Stupid kids.
672
01:01:57,544 --> 01:01:59,714
Do you see?
673
01:01:59,748 --> 01:02:02,182
Okay, time to go.
674
01:02:02,216 --> 01:02:03,852
- Go.
- No. Uh-uh.
675
01:02:03,884 --> 01:02:05,352
I'm not leaving without him.
676
01:02:05,386 --> 01:02:08,355
I'm not giving you a choice.
Go.
677
01:02:08,389 --> 01:02:11,058
- I'm not leaving without him.
- Get out of here.
678
01:02:11,091 --> 01:02:12,192
You don't understand.
679
01:02:12,226 --> 01:02:13,695
You've locked the wrong guy up
in here.
680
01:02:13,728 --> 01:02:15,396
He's not trapped
in here with them.
681
01:02:15,429 --> 01:02:18,198
They're trapped in here
with him.
682
01:02:18,232 --> 01:02:20,234
Not for much longer.
683
01:02:22,737 --> 01:02:24,071
I'm sorry son.
684
01:02:34,081 --> 01:02:36,417
Is that what you did
to my parents?
685
01:02:36,450 --> 01:02:38,419
You're a monster.
686
01:02:43,090 --> 01:02:44,224
What do we do now?
687
01:02:44,258 --> 01:02:45,259
Well, I'm gonna wait here
688
01:02:45,292 --> 01:02:46,728
until this problem
solves itself.
689
01:02:46,761 --> 01:02:49,062
You drop her off in a cell,
come back, and get me.
690
01:02:49,096 --> 01:02:51,098
Should be done by then.
691
01:03:06,815 --> 01:03:08,415
Hey, cowboy.
692
01:03:08,449 --> 01:03:10,951
Ready for a little
ménage à trois?
693
01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:42,115
♪ Head, shoulders,
knees, and toes ♪
694
01:03:42,149 --> 01:03:43,617
♪ Knees and toes ♪
695
01:03:43,650 --> 01:03:45,787
♪ Head, shoulders,
knees, and toes ♪
696
01:03:45,820 --> 01:03:47,287
♪ Knees and toes ♪
697
01:03:47,321 --> 01:03:51,492
♪ And eyes and ears
and mouth and nose ♪
698
01:03:51,525 --> 01:03:54,127
♪ Head, shoulders,
knees, and toes ♪
699
01:03:54,161 --> 01:03:55,496
♪ Knees and toes ♪
700
01:03:59,500 --> 01:04:02,135
♪ Feet, tummies,
arms, and chins ♪
701
01:04:02,169 --> 01:04:03,303
♪ Arms and chins ♪
702
01:04:03,337 --> 01:04:07,007
- You can't arrest me
- Can and will.
703
01:04:07,040 --> 01:04:09,309
Breaking and entering,
destruction of property,
704
01:04:09,343 --> 01:04:11,478
and I'm pretty sure that was
a dead body on the floor.
705
01:04:11,512 --> 01:04:13,982
What's worse,
the dead body you saw,
706
01:04:14,014 --> 01:04:15,683
or the guy
that you left to die?
707
01:04:15,717 --> 01:04:16,818
Are you ready to be a murderer?
708
01:04:16,851 --> 01:04:18,151
Because that's
exactly what you're gonna be.
709
01:04:18,185 --> 01:04:19,821
You're gonna be
a cold-blooded...
710
01:04:23,223 --> 01:04:27,027
Shut up! I ain't no murderer.
711
01:04:27,060 --> 01:04:29,496
Then what are you?
712
01:04:29,530 --> 01:04:31,331
You're complicit.
713
01:04:31,365 --> 01:04:33,333
You're just another cult member
recruited by the sheriff
714
01:04:33,367 --> 01:04:34,702
to do all of her dirty work.
715
01:04:34,736 --> 01:04:38,038
I ain't no cult member
and I ain't no murderer.
716
01:04:39,206 --> 01:04:40,674
And how 'bout you, huh?
717
01:04:40,708 --> 01:04:42,175
Living with the sheriff
all these years,
718
01:04:42,209 --> 01:04:44,378
all this going on,
what have you done?
719
01:04:46,380 --> 01:04:48,582
You don't know what it's like
living with her.
720
01:04:50,384 --> 01:04:53,554
My entire life,
it's like I've been a ghost.
721
01:04:53,587 --> 01:04:57,524
And no matter what I do,
it doesn't change who she is.
722
01:04:57,558 --> 01:04:59,192
So I thought maybe
I could do something right
723
01:04:59,226 --> 01:05:01,863
and burn
this fucking place down.
724
01:05:01,896 --> 01:05:03,196
So I am doing something.
725
01:05:03,230 --> 01:05:04,899
What about you?
Hmm?
726
01:05:04,933 --> 01:05:07,234
You just gonna sit there
and watch all of this happen
727
01:05:07,267 --> 01:05:09,236
and not do anything about it?
728
01:05:16,911 --> 01:05:19,212
I'm gonna set things right.
729
01:05:19,246 --> 01:05:20,547
That's what I'm
goddamn gonna do.
730
01:05:20,581 --> 01:05:21,582
You'll see.
731
01:05:27,956 --> 01:05:30,257
♪ Feet, tummies,
arms, and chins ♪
732
01:05:30,290 --> 01:05:31,759
♪ Arms and chins ♪
733
01:05:31,793 --> 01:05:35,930
♪ And eyes and ears
and mouth and chins ♪
734
01:05:35,964 --> 01:05:38,900
♪ Feet, tummies,
arms, and chins, arms and ♪
735
01:05:38,933 --> 01:05:40,902
Oh, my God!
Evan!
736
01:05:53,113 --> 01:05:56,116
Give me the keys.
Give me the fucking keys.
737
01:06:07,962 --> 01:06:09,262
Shit.
738
01:06:09,296 --> 01:06:11,598
♪ Hands, fingers,
legs, and lips ♪
739
01:06:11,632 --> 01:06:13,266
♪ Legs and lips ♪
740
01:06:13,300 --> 01:06:15,268
♪ Hands, fingers,
legs, and lips ♪
741
01:06:15,302 --> 01:06:16,771
♪ Legs and lips ♪
742
01:06:16,804 --> 01:06:21,141
♪ And eyes and ears
and mouth and hips ♪
743
01:06:21,174 --> 01:06:23,477
♪ Hands, fingers,
legs, and lips ♪
744
01:06:23,510 --> 01:06:25,113
♪ Legs and lips ♪
745
01:06:29,017 --> 01:06:31,618
♪ Head, shoulders,
knees, and toes ♪
746
01:06:31,652 --> 01:06:32,954
♪ Knees and toes ♪
747
01:06:32,987 --> 01:06:35,455
♪ Head, shoulders,
knees, and toes ♪
748
01:06:35,489 --> 01:06:36,958
♪ Knees and toes ♪
749
01:06:36,991 --> 01:06:40,962
♪ And eyes and ears
and mouth and nose ♪
750
01:06:40,995 --> 01:06:43,463
♪ Head, shoulders,
knees, and toes ♪
751
01:06:43,497 --> 01:06:45,133
♪ Knees and toes ♪
752
01:06:45,165 --> 01:06:48,836
♪ Head, shoulders,
knees, and toes ♪
753
01:06:59,847 --> 01:07:01,849
Sucks to be you, chica.
754
01:07:01,883 --> 01:07:03,818
Sucks to be you, pendejo.
755
01:07:03,851 --> 01:07:05,519
No!
756
01:07:05,552 --> 01:07:07,689
Ay! Oi!
757
01:07:16,196 --> 01:07:17,999
Por favor, no más.
758
01:07:18,032 --> 01:07:19,366
No más.
No más.
759
01:07:19,399 --> 01:07:20,835
No más, por favor.
760
01:07:20,868 --> 01:07:22,502
Por favor, no más.
761
01:07:22,536 --> 01:07:23,871
No más.
762
01:07:33,213 --> 01:07:36,684
Damn stupid kids.
763
01:10:06,868 --> 01:10:09,871
♪ When the daylight's gone ♪
764
01:10:09,904 --> 01:10:13,341
♪ And you find
yourself alone ♪
765
01:10:13,373 --> 01:10:16,676
♪ Standing face to face ♪
766
01:10:16,711 --> 01:10:19,714
♪ Against the coming storm ♪
767
01:10:19,747 --> 01:10:23,217
♪ There's no promise
I can make to you ♪
768
01:10:23,251 --> 01:10:26,020
♪ To take your fears away ♪
769
01:10:26,053 --> 01:10:29,857
♪ We just need to last
the night alone ♪
770
01:10:29,891 --> 01:10:32,525
♪ And pray we'll see the day ♪
771
01:10:32,559 --> 01:10:37,365
♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
772
01:10:37,397 --> 01:10:38,866
♪ I'm taking you ♪
773
01:10:38,900 --> 01:10:43,536
♪ To Willy's Wonderland ♪
774
01:10:43,570 --> 01:10:45,538
♪ It's nothing new ♪
775
01:10:45,572 --> 01:10:50,244
♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
776
01:10:50,278 --> 01:10:51,544
♪ Can you make it through? ♪
777
01:10:51,578 --> 01:10:56,050
♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
778
01:11:10,430 --> 01:11:13,067
That G-D-S-O-B.
779
01:11:32,320 --> 01:11:36,424
Well, I'll be a son of a bitch.
780
01:11:36,456 --> 01:11:39,592
Hold it right there, boy.
781
01:11:39,626 --> 01:11:41,829
Inside, now!
782
01:11:46,133 --> 01:11:48,302
Move!
783
01:11:48,336 --> 01:11:49,770
We had a good thing,
784
01:11:49,804 --> 01:11:52,472
but you just went
and fucked it all up.
785
01:11:55,508 --> 01:11:56,777
Look at me.
786
01:11:56,811 --> 01:11:58,813
Look at me
when I'm talking to you.
787
01:12:00,815 --> 01:12:03,451
All you had to do was die.
788
01:12:03,483 --> 01:12:04,952
Was that so hard?
789
01:12:04,986 --> 01:12:07,288
No, you just had to go ahead
and stay alive,
790
01:12:07,321 --> 01:12:09,957
and now we got five dead kids
791
01:12:09,991 --> 01:12:12,126
because of you!
792
01:12:12,159 --> 01:12:14,795
You might have taken apart
a few electronics,
793
01:12:14,829 --> 01:12:18,966
but I got a feeling
that you can't stop a round.
794
01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:21,135
Willy!
795
01:12:21,168 --> 01:12:25,139
Willy needs to eat,
and I'm gonna feed him.
796
01:12:25,172 --> 01:12:28,641
Willy, come and get it!
797
01:12:55,236 --> 01:12:57,838
Hey, kids, do you know
what time it is?
798
01:12:57,872 --> 01:13:00,341
It's birthday time.
799
01:13:00,374 --> 01:13:03,844
♪ It's your birthday ♪
800
01:13:03,878 --> 01:13:08,349
♪ And we want you
to have fun ♪
801
01:13:08,382 --> 01:13:12,353
♪ It's your birthday ♪
802
01:13:12,386 --> 01:13:15,723
♪ So let's party, everyone ♪
803
01:13:15,756 --> 01:13:18,726
♪ It's your birthday ♪
804
01:13:18,759 --> 01:13:21,862
♪ And we want you
to have fun ♪
805
01:13:21,896 --> 01:13:24,865
♪ It's your birthday ♪
806
01:13:24,899 --> 01:13:29,370
♪ So let's party, everyone ♪
807
01:13:32,740 --> 01:13:35,042
Okay, now, kids,
clap your hands
808
01:13:35,076 --> 01:13:37,378
like there's no tomorrow.
809
01:13:37,411 --> 01:13:40,214
♪ We welcome you
to Willy's ♪
810
01:13:40,247 --> 01:13:42,716
♪ Where everyone's
your friend ♪
811
01:13:42,750 --> 01:13:44,218
That's right!
812
01:13:44,251 --> 01:13:48,556
♪ Here
at Willy's Wonderland ♪
813
01:13:48,588 --> 01:13:52,393
♪ The good times never end ♪
814
01:13:52,426 --> 01:13:55,062
♪ Birthday fun for everyone ♪
815
01:13:55,096 --> 01:13:57,731
♪ How old are you today? ♪
816
01:13:57,765 --> 01:14:00,234
♪ Everyone at Willy's
is home ♪
817
01:14:00,267 --> 01:14:02,236
- ♪ And you will stay ♪
- Forever.
818
01:14:02,269 --> 01:14:05,406
♪ It's birthday time,
it's birthday time ♪
819
01:14:05,439 --> 01:14:08,742
♪ It's birthday time,
let's cheer ♪
820
01:14:08,776 --> 01:14:11,611
♪ At Willy's ♪
821
01:14:11,644 --> 01:14:15,916
♪ Wonderland ♪
822
01:14:15,950 --> 01:14:19,587
Proudly serving families
823
01:14:19,619 --> 01:14:25,126
since 1984.
824
01:17:14,795 --> 01:17:16,096
Whoo!
825
01:17:16,130 --> 01:17:18,265
Now that is a whole lot
of fun right there.
826
01:17:18,299 --> 01:17:20,769
- Yes, sir.
- Tires are good to go.
827
01:17:20,801 --> 01:17:24,104
Even tuned her up for you.
828
01:17:24,138 --> 01:17:27,941
Always nice to add
another toy to the collection.
829
01:17:33,814 --> 01:17:36,450
Take a peek yet?
830
01:17:36,483 --> 01:17:38,118
I was waiting for you.
831
01:17:38,152 --> 01:17:42,456
I ain't going in there.
832
01:17:42,489 --> 01:17:44,124
Pussy.
833
01:17:44,158 --> 01:17:46,795
Who are you calling a pussy?
834
01:17:58,672 --> 01:18:00,474
Son of a bitch.
835
01:18:10,685 --> 01:18:12,486
Oh, shit.
836
01:18:12,519 --> 01:18:14,521
I'll be God damned.
837
01:19:25,426 --> 01:19:30,732
♪ If I leave here tomorrow ♪
838
01:19:33,600 --> 01:19:37,571
♪ Would you still
remember me? ♪
839
01:19:41,608 --> 01:19:46,748
♪ For I must be
travelling on now ♪
840
01:19:49,784 --> 01:19:51,920
♪ 'Cause there's
too many places ♪
841
01:19:51,952 --> 01:19:54,087
♪ I've got to see ♪
842
01:19:58,125 --> 01:20:03,430
♪ But if I stay here
with you, girl ♪
843
01:20:06,166 --> 01:20:10,437
♪ Things just couldn't be
the same ♪
844
01:20:14,308 --> 01:20:19,446
♪ 'Cause I'm as free
as a bird now ♪
845
01:20:22,483 --> 01:20:27,621
♪ And this bird
you cannot change ♪
846
01:20:27,654 --> 01:20:30,457
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
847
01:20:30,491 --> 01:20:35,128
♪ And the bird
you cannot change ♪
848
01:20:38,198 --> 01:20:39,132
♪ And this bird
you cannot change ♪
849
01:20:48,008 --> 01:20:51,980
I gotta tell you,
my hat's off.
850
01:20:52,012 --> 01:20:54,983
That is one tough hombre.
851
01:21:06,393 --> 01:21:07,829
Whoo!
852
01:21:07,862 --> 01:21:09,663
- Well, it's over.
- Yeah.
853
01:21:09,697 --> 01:21:12,366
Oh, my God, it's actually
over!
854
01:21:12,399 --> 01:21:15,003
Hell yeah, it is, boy.
Hell yeah, it is.
855
01:21:15,068 --> 01:21:16,503
Hey, come on.
I'm gonna give you a ride
856
01:21:16,537 --> 01:21:18,372
We gonna celebrate.
I'm buying.
857
01:21:18,405 --> 01:21:20,507
- Sounds good.
- It's our lucky day.
858
01:21:22,877 --> 01:21:24,712
Oh, man.
859
01:21:27,247 --> 01:21:31,518
Hey, with the machines gone,
860
01:21:31,552 --> 01:21:35,690
I just might
actually reopen it.
861
01:21:35,723 --> 01:21:37,025
You gonna need a gimmick.
862
01:21:37,057 --> 01:21:39,027
And a name.
863
01:21:39,059 --> 01:21:41,696
Maybe Tex's Turf.
864
01:21:41,729 --> 01:21:43,363
That could sing.
865
01:21:43,397 --> 01:21:45,198
Maybe get you
a mechanical bull.
866
01:21:45,232 --> 01:21:46,533
- Yeah.
- Draw the customers in.
867
01:21:46,567 --> 01:21:49,202
Yeah, yeah, I just...
I just might.
868
01:21:50,604 --> 01:21:52,372
Oh, fuck me.
869
01:21:52,406 --> 01:21:54,241
Thanks for visiting
Willy's Wonderland.
870
01:21:54,274 --> 01:21:56,911
Hope you hand
a fantabulous time.
871
01:23:07,648 --> 01:23:11,284
And remember, friends,
the party never ends.
872
01:23:11,318 --> 01:23:15,155
♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
873
01:23:19,326 --> 01:23:22,964
♪ Clap your hands
and stomp your feet ♪
874
01:23:22,997 --> 01:23:27,135
♪ Snap your fingers
to the beat ♪
875
01:23:27,167 --> 01:23:30,671
♪ Whistle loud, whistle low ♪
876
01:23:30,705 --> 01:23:34,307
♪ Sway your hips
and here we go ♪
877
01:23:34,341 --> 01:23:36,476
Hey, kids, do you know
what time it is?
878
01:23:36,510 --> 01:23:38,146
It's birthday time!
879
01:23:38,178 --> 01:23:41,983
♪ It's your birthday
and we want you to have fun ♪
880
01:23:42,016 --> 01:23:45,853
♪ It's your birthday,
so let's party, everyone ♪
881
01:23:45,887 --> 01:23:49,824
♪ It's your birthday
and we want you to have fun ♪
882
01:23:49,857 --> 01:23:53,995
♪ It's your birthday,
so let's party, everyone ♪
883
01:23:55,529 --> 01:23:57,664
Okay, now, kids,
clap your hands
884
01:23:57,699 --> 01:23:59,834
like there's no tomorrow.
885
01:23:59,867 --> 01:24:03,004
♪ We welcome you to Willy's
where everyone's your friend ♪
886
01:24:03,037 --> 01:24:04,172
That's right.
887
01:24:04,204 --> 01:24:05,672
♪ Here
at Willy's Wonderland ♪
888
01:24:05,707 --> 01:24:07,541
♪ The good times never end ♪
889
01:24:07,574 --> 01:24:09,509
♪ Birthday fun for everyone ♪
890
01:24:09,543 --> 01:24:11,511
♪ How old are you today? ♪
891
01:24:11,545 --> 01:24:13,848
♪ Everyone at Willy's
is home ♪
892
01:24:13,881 --> 01:24:15,382
- ♪ And you will stay ♪
- Forever.
893
01:24:15,415 --> 01:24:17,350
♪ It's birthday time,
it's birthday time ♪
894
01:24:17,384 --> 01:24:19,020
♪ It's birthday time,
let's cheer ♪
895
01:24:19,053 --> 01:24:21,856
♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
896
01:24:21,889 --> 01:24:25,026
Proudly serving families
since 1984.
897
01:24:46,914 --> 01:24:49,917
♪ When the daylight's gone ♪
898
01:24:49,951 --> 01:24:53,386
♪ And you find
yourself alone ♪
899
01:24:53,420 --> 01:24:56,724
♪ Standing face to face ♪
900
01:24:56,758 --> 01:24:59,761
♪ Against the coming storm ♪
901
01:24:59,794 --> 01:25:03,231
♪ There's no promise
I can make to you ♪
902
01:25:03,263 --> 01:25:06,067
♪ To take your fears away ♪
903
01:25:06,100 --> 01:25:09,569
♪ We just need to last
the night alone ♪
904
01:25:09,603 --> 01:25:12,572
♪ And pray we'll see the day ♪
905
01:25:12,606 --> 01:25:17,410
♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
906
01:25:17,444 --> 01:25:19,113
♪ I'm taking you ♪
907
01:25:19,147 --> 01:25:23,751
♪ To Willy's Wonderland ♪
908
01:25:23,785 --> 01:25:25,585
♪ It's nothing new ♪
909
01:25:25,619 --> 01:25:30,290
♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
910
01:25:30,323 --> 01:25:31,591
♪ Can you make it through? ♪
911
01:25:31,625 --> 01:25:38,099
♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
912
01:25:38,132 --> 01:25:41,434
♪ There's an empty stage ♪
913
01:25:41,468 --> 01:25:44,437
♪ And a body on the floor ♪
914
01:25:44,471 --> 01:25:47,775
♪ Willy's on the prowl ♪
915
01:25:47,809 --> 01:25:51,112
♪ We can't hide
from them much more ♪
916
01:25:51,145 --> 01:25:54,447
♪ So take a breath
and close your eyes ♪
917
01:25:54,481 --> 01:25:57,151
♪ The shadow's on the wall ♪
918
01:25:57,185 --> 01:26:00,654
♪ We just need
to make it out alive ♪
919
01:26:00,688 --> 01:26:03,657
♪ Before they kill us all ♪
920
01:26:03,691 --> 01:26:07,661
♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
921
01:26:07,695 --> 01:26:10,630
Okay, now, kids,
I want you to clap your hands.
922
01:26:10,664 --> 01:26:14,467
♪ Willy's Wonderland ♪
923
01:26:14,501 --> 01:26:16,503
You can run,
but you can't hide.
924
01:26:16,536 --> 01:26:20,640
♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
925
01:26:20,674 --> 01:26:22,810
Have you been to my
Super Happy Fun Room yet?
926
01:26:22,844 --> 01:26:27,347
♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
927
01:26:27,380 --> 01:26:31,319
Then what are you
waiting for?
928
01:26:52,039 --> 01:26:54,507
♪ Driving fast
down slow roads ♪
929
01:26:54,541 --> 01:26:57,011
♪ That's just the way I roll ♪
930
01:26:57,044 --> 01:26:59,679
♪ I'm a moving train,
I'm falling rain ♪
931
01:26:59,714 --> 01:27:02,549
♪ Free from heavy loads ♪
932
01:27:02,582 --> 01:27:04,852
♪ Love the sound
an engine makes ♪
933
01:27:04,886 --> 01:27:07,221
♪ The wind against my face ♪
934
01:27:07,255 --> 01:27:10,358
♪ I'm a lightning bolt,
a blue steel Colt ♪
935
01:27:10,390 --> 01:27:13,027
♪ I run but never race ♪
936
01:27:18,099 --> 01:27:20,868
♪ Call me crazy,
call me insane ♪
937
01:27:20,902 --> 01:27:23,237
♪ Love me or leave me,
it's all the same ♪
938
01:27:23,271 --> 01:27:28,709
♪ I'll be gone
before you get my name ♪
939
01:27:28,743 --> 01:27:31,212
♪ Call me crazy,
call me insane ♪
940
01:27:31,245 --> 01:27:33,881
♪ Tears in my rearview
fading away ♪
941
01:27:33,915 --> 01:27:38,719
♪ I'll be gone
before you get my name ♪
942
01:27:38,753 --> 01:27:41,389
♪ Don't tie me to a post ♪
943
01:27:41,421 --> 01:27:43,891
♪ Put a saddle on my back ♪
944
01:27:43,925 --> 01:27:46,727
♪ The road's my home,
I travel alone ♪
945
01:27:46,761 --> 01:27:49,230
♪ Light is how I pack ♪
946
01:27:49,263 --> 01:27:51,732
♪ I rarely say a word ♪
947
01:27:51,766 --> 01:27:54,235
♪ I try to tell the truth ♪
948
01:27:54,268 --> 01:27:56,938
♪ I'm ready to fight
to make wrong right ♪
949
01:27:56,971 --> 01:28:00,074
♪ I'm tied until I'm loose ♪
950
01:28:05,112 --> 01:28:07,915
♪ Call me crazy,
call me insane ♪
951
01:28:07,949 --> 01:28:10,251
♪ Love me or leave me,
it's all the same ♪
952
01:28:10,284 --> 01:28:15,588
♪ I'll be gone
before you get my name ♪
953
01:28:15,622 --> 01:28:18,125
♪ Call me crazy,
call me insane ♪
954
01:28:18,159 --> 01:28:20,761
♪ Tears in my rearview
fading away ♪
955
01:28:20,795 --> 01:28:26,100
♪ I'll be gone
before you get my name ♪
956
01:28:33,209 --> 01:28:38,209
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