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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,460 --> 00:00:18,189 Shut up! 2 00:01:51,060 --> 00:01:53,427 So, girls, 3 00:01:53,420 --> 00:01:58,221 this advertising campaign is for a new type of aftershave 4 00:01:58,220 --> 00:02:01,702 specifically targeting the poor demographic. 5 00:02:01,700 --> 00:02:03,941 It's called... 6 00:02:03,940 --> 00:02:06,181 ...Stank. 7 00:02:06,180 --> 00:02:08,342 I just want you girls to give me your best trashy 8 00:02:08,340 --> 00:02:10,547 when we get there, alright? You understand? 9 00:02:10,540 --> 00:02:13,862 What we're looking for here is total realism. 10 00:02:13,860 --> 00:02:15,464 Total realism. 11 00:02:15,460 --> 00:02:20,022 That's why I picked this, the worst suburb in Australia. 12 00:02:20,020 --> 00:02:21,021 The worst. 13 00:02:32,980 --> 00:02:34,982 - Have a go at that, bra! - Wow! 14 00:02:38,300 --> 00:02:39,790 Come on, everyone. Let's go. 15 00:02:39,780 --> 00:02:42,943 Let's go. Security. Thank you. 16 00:02:46,820 --> 00:02:51,587 Girls, let's go. Let's get into our gear. Quickly. 17 00:02:51,580 --> 00:02:53,230 So, girls, when it comes to the walk, 18 00:02:53,220 --> 00:02:55,461 we're going to want kind of a drunk, flat hustle. 19 00:03:01,780 --> 00:03:03,145 Good. 20 00:03:04,500 --> 00:03:05,911 Ohm. 21 00:03:11,860 --> 00:03:13,350 I gotta go! 22 00:03:17,140 --> 00:03:18,710 Give me skank! 23 00:03:25,140 --> 00:03:26,141 Ha-ha! 24 00:03:30,860 --> 00:03:32,350 Thanks for the text, man. 25 00:03:32,340 --> 00:03:33,830 Have a go at that, Franky! 26 00:03:33,820 --> 00:03:36,505 Come on, girls. Give it to me! Give me slut! 27 00:03:36,500 --> 00:03:38,070 Ahh! 28 00:03:41,140 --> 00:03:43,825 Come on, babe. Put something into it. 29 00:04:00,020 --> 00:04:02,626 - Get your gear off! - I think she was looking on me, man. 30 00:04:02,620 --> 00:04:04,509 - Show us your titties! - Nah, no way, bro. 31 00:04:04,500 --> 00:04:07,424 - She was on me. - Show Reg your titties! 32 00:04:18,980 --> 00:04:20,141 Ahh! 33 00:04:24,540 --> 00:04:28,067 Yeah, fucking cop that, ya fuckin' anorexic sluts! 34 00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:33,544 Fuckin' comin' down here flashing ya fuckin' gash round, makin' my man horny! 35 00:04:33,540 --> 00:04:34,541 Arggh! 36 00:04:34,540 --> 00:04:36,508 Let's smash those posh wankers! 37 00:04:37,660 --> 00:04:39,424 Arggh! 38 00:04:43,060 --> 00:04:44,391 Arggh! 39 00:04:46,780 --> 00:04:49,624 Hey, Shaz, all this has made me fully toey, babe! 40 00:04:49,620 --> 00:04:51,190 You fancy a 68? 41 00:04:51,180 --> 00:04:53,342 What the fuck's a 68? 42 00:04:53,340 --> 00:04:55,104 It's like a 69, 43 00:04:55,100 --> 00:04:57,785 but you give me head and then I owe ya one! 44 00:04:57,780 --> 00:04:59,270 I'll fuckin' give ya head! 45 00:04:59,260 --> 00:05:01,627 I'll give ya a fuckin' broken head, ya fuckwit! 46 00:05:01,620 --> 00:05:04,191 Stop makin' so much bloody noise! 47 00:05:04,180 --> 00:05:07,070 - I can't hear the TV! 48 00:05:07,060 --> 00:05:08,789 All the people on the pension... 49 00:05:08,780 --> 00:05:11,351 - Make some noise! 50 00:05:11,340 --> 00:05:13,024 ♪ We hang down on the block 51 00:05:13,020 --> 00:05:15,261 ♪ This is where we live and we just don't give a fuck 52 00:05:15,260 --> 00:05:17,103 - Yeah, bro! J“ 'Cause we don't have a job 53 00:05:17,100 --> 00:05:19,387 ♪ Some scam and others rob 54 00:05:19,380 --> 00:05:20,870 ♪ We wear thongs, bro 55 00:05:20,860 --> 00:05:22,988 ♪ We do AVOs, we wear uggs, bro... ♪ 56 00:05:22,980 --> 00:05:24,391 Where'd me kids go? 57 00:05:24,380 --> 00:05:26,223 And if you come here after 7:00... 58 00:05:26,220 --> 00:05:28,427 - You'll have to deal with Kevin. - Why? 59 00:05:28,420 --> 00:05:29,910 ♪ 'Cause we're houses 60 00:05:29,900 --> 00:05:31,390 ♪ Houses, housos 61 00:05:31,380 --> 00:05:33,223 ♪ Houses, houses, housos 62 00:05:33,220 --> 00:05:36,190 ♪ Houses, housos, houses 63 00:05:36,180 --> 00:05:38,501 Neighbours getting to be good friends? 64 00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:40,821 Yeah, fucking come down to Sunnyvale, mate! 65 00:06:04,980 --> 00:06:06,470 How ya goin'? 66 00:06:06,460 --> 00:06:08,667 My name's Barry. 67 00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:10,389 Most people call me Bazza. 68 00:06:10,380 --> 00:06:12,030 This is me local. 69 00:06:12,020 --> 00:06:15,706 I know ya met me niece, Shazza Jones, a bit earlier. 70 00:06:15,700 --> 00:06:17,748 She's a good sort, eh? 71 00:06:17,740 --> 00:06:21,142 If I was a bit younger, and wasn't her uncle, I'd probably give her one. 72 00:06:24,620 --> 00:06:26,110 He fucked up... 73 00:06:26,100 --> 00:06:28,228 Shazza lives with her de facto, Dazza. 74 00:06:28,220 --> 00:06:30,348 Yeah, times are tough around here. 75 00:06:31,900 --> 00:06:34,141 Shut up, ya fuckin' monger! 76 00:06:34,140 --> 00:06:35,630 You spastic! 77 00:06:36,940 --> 00:06:38,430 Have a look! 78 00:06:38,420 --> 00:06:42,061 Bloody parking fines and court bills and your mum's fuckin' prescriptions! 79 00:06:42,060 --> 00:06:43,550 We need money! 80 00:06:43,540 --> 00:06:46,111 I can't hear the television! 81 00:06:46,100 --> 00:06:50,185 And poor old Shazza, oh, she hasn't had a good run lately. 82 00:06:50,180 --> 00:06:53,741 Hey, Beryl, can you mind Bub for me? I need to have a cone! 83 00:06:53,740 --> 00:06:58,029 I'm not lookin' after your kids so you can get off your bloody head! 84 00:06:58,020 --> 00:06:59,510 Bitch! 85 00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:00,990 What? 86 00:07:04,860 --> 00:07:09,422 Shazza's dad, me brother, Wazza, he passed away recently. 87 00:07:09,420 --> 00:07:10,910 Poor bugger. 88 00:07:10,900 --> 00:07:12,390 He had a heart attack 89 00:07:12,380 --> 00:07:15,111 while he was in bed with this filly he picked up at the races. 90 00:07:15,100 --> 00:07:17,546 Not the four-legged kind, you know, that'd be weird. 91 00:07:17,540 --> 00:07:20,430 We were all upset, but it hit Shazza pretty hard. 92 00:07:24,260 --> 00:07:27,946 I guess the worst part was we couldn't afford a decent funeral. 93 00:07:39,100 --> 00:07:42,024 We could have got Dad a heaps better fuckin' headstone 94 00:07:42,020 --> 00:07:45,581 if you didn't waste all the cheque money on that fuckin' esky wagon! 95 00:07:45,580 --> 00:07:47,867 You're fucked in the face, Daz! 96 00:07:47,860 --> 00:07:50,830 Maybe we should leave Shazza and Dazza alone for a little while. 97 00:07:50,820 --> 00:07:52,868 Why don't I give you a tour of Sunnyvale? 98 00:07:52,860 --> 00:07:56,023 Most people think it's a shithole. But it's not. It's our area. 99 00:07:56,020 --> 00:07:58,387 It's where we grew up. It's where we live. 100 00:08:02,180 --> 00:08:03,670 These are the local cops. 101 00:08:03,660 --> 00:08:06,709 They're just a bunch of boofheads if you ask me. 102 00:08:09,820 --> 00:08:11,310 Stop! 103 00:08:11,300 --> 00:08:13,029 Fuck it! Fuck it! They're juveniles. 104 00:08:13,020 --> 00:08:14,510 Too much paperwork. Fuck it. 105 00:08:14,500 --> 00:08:17,185 I'd like to taser those little arseholes! 106 00:08:17,180 --> 00:08:20,184 Nothin' but a bunch of fuckin' oxygen thieves! 107 00:08:23,260 --> 00:08:25,183 Yeah, that's the local Lebo gang, 108 00:08:25,180 --> 00:08:27,069 the Sunnyvale Assassins. 109 00:08:28,060 --> 00:08:30,586 Not the bloody sharpest tools in the shed, this lot. 110 00:08:30,580 --> 00:08:34,471 Last week, they tried to do a drive-by on a bloke that owed them money. 111 00:08:34,460 --> 00:08:37,862 But because the coppers defected all their cars, 112 00:08:37,860 --> 00:08:39,908 one of them had to get his mum to drive them. 113 00:08:41,660 --> 00:08:43,662 What the fuck's going on?! Slow down! 114 00:08:43,660 --> 00:08:45,344 Oh, my God! Like, Mummy! 115 00:08:45,340 --> 00:08:47,342 Slow down, please. What are you doing? 116 00:08:48,380 --> 00:08:51,827 Oh, my God! Like, you're s'posed to go slow so I can shoot them. 117 00:08:53,060 --> 00:08:55,745 Who the fuck brings their mum to a drive-by, you dickhead?! 118 00:08:55,740 --> 00:08:57,265 Shut up, Rocky! Where's your mum? 119 00:08:57,260 --> 00:08:59,866 Don't talk about my mum, Habib, or I'll shoot ya! 120 00:08:59,860 --> 00:09:01,350 Did you see that? 121 00:09:01,340 --> 00:09:03,468 I think there was a Ninja inside the car. 122 00:09:04,620 --> 00:09:06,190 Oh, have a go at this lot. 123 00:09:06,180 --> 00:09:08,228 Yeah, they're the local junkies. 124 00:09:08,220 --> 00:09:10,109 'Cause they keep robbing all the buses, 125 00:09:10,100 --> 00:09:12,501 they don't even run a bus service down here anymore. 126 00:09:12,500 --> 00:09:15,743 Ya didn't have to take my lunch, ya little pricks! 127 00:09:15,740 --> 00:09:17,230 Bloody junkies. 128 00:09:18,700 --> 00:09:21,943 This here's a bit of a birthday tradition down here on the block. 129 00:09:21,940 --> 00:09:24,989 'Cause most people can't afford a cake for their birthdays, 130 00:09:24,980 --> 00:09:27,347 we usually just burn a car instead. 131 00:09:29,060 --> 00:09:31,984 Hey, Big Wheels, you gonna be on the icerink later? 132 00:09:31,980 --> 00:09:33,789 Sure am, bro. Wanna buy some dope? 133 00:09:33,780 --> 00:09:35,270 Nah, man. 134 00:09:35,260 --> 00:09:37,661 Even if I did, like, as if I could afford it. 135 00:09:41,260 --> 00:09:43,467 That bloke there is Franky. 136 00:09:43,460 --> 00:09:45,542 He's Dazza's best mate. 137 00:09:45,540 --> 00:09:49,431 Good bloke, but he's always in trouble with either the coppers or the ladies. 138 00:09:50,540 --> 00:09:53,464 Franky, fuckin' off from a threesome before ya blow? 139 00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:56,304 I thought I was dating a fuckin' gentleman. 140 00:09:56,300 --> 00:09:59,031 Oh, one minute slap my arse, 'Oh, go harder, Franky.' 141 00:09:59,020 --> 00:10:00,510 Now, 'Be gentle, man.' 142 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:02,867 Don't confuse on my brain, please. 143 00:10:02,860 --> 00:10:05,545 Oh, sometimes he's in trouble with both at the same time. 144 00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:11,185 Falzoni! Stop, Falzoni! Stop there! 145 00:10:11,180 --> 00:10:13,103 Here. Time for me to take the dogs for a run. 146 00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:16,270 Fuckin' go, Franky! 147 00:10:18,260 --> 00:10:20,262 Go fuckin' under it! Fuckin' under it! 148 00:10:22,940 --> 00:10:23,941 Fuck! 149 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:28,071 - Stop the cops, mate! - Fuck off! 150 00:10:28,060 --> 00:10:29,744 I wanna block the coppers, mate! 151 00:10:29,740 --> 00:10:31,230 Arggh! 152 00:10:32,220 --> 00:10:35,383 Park your fuckin' vehicle properly, will ya, ya fuckwit! 153 00:10:35,380 --> 00:10:38,304 I got a fucked motor brain, ya fuckin' mongrel dog! 154 00:10:38,300 --> 00:10:40,621 - Get the little prick! - Come here, ya little fuck! 155 00:10:40,620 --> 00:10:42,861 Too slow, mate! Too slow! 156 00:10:42,860 --> 00:10:45,909 Big Wheels! Give us a lift, mate. Turn around! The cops are comin'! 157 00:10:45,900 --> 00:10:47,390 - Get on, get on. - Go! 158 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:50,543 - Wanna buy some rack, man, or what? - No, man, just a lift. 159 00:10:50,540 --> 00:10:54,545 If you wanna know why the coppers are after Franky, well, it's simple. 160 00:10:56,780 --> 00:11:00,023 'Cause he's always doin' stupid shit. 161 00:11:05,820 --> 00:11:09,620 Have a bit of a squiz at what he did yesterday 'cause he was bored. 162 00:11:12,300 --> 00:11:14,507 I am the cop hunter! 163 00:11:16,620 --> 00:11:18,110 What the fuck is he doing? 164 00:11:19,180 --> 00:11:22,821 - Ahhhh! - Ahhhhhh! 165 00:11:29,060 --> 00:11:30,061 Ohm. 166 00:11:30,060 --> 00:11:32,506 How did I miss them?! 167 00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:33,990 Alcohol. 168 00:11:33,980 --> 00:11:36,301 That's why they say don't drink and drive. 169 00:11:36,300 --> 00:11:38,109 It affects accuracy. 170 00:11:39,100 --> 00:11:40,829 Ha! 171 00:11:40,820 --> 00:11:42,310 Look on that, mate! 172 00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:44,143 Not even a scratch, mate! 173 00:11:44,140 --> 00:11:48,782 And I did it 'cause I hate authority, mate! I hate it! 174 00:11:48,780 --> 00:11:51,829 Sunnyvale, mate! Sunnyvale for life, mate. 175 00:11:51,820 --> 00:11:52,981 Yeah! 176 00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:54,630 You're fuckin' mental! 177 00:11:54,620 --> 00:11:56,304 Fuck, what's mental about that? 178 00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:58,428 Oh, I think I might have shit meself! 179 00:11:59,700 --> 00:12:01,589 Come back here, ya little fuck! 180 00:12:03,260 --> 00:12:05,342 - Where'd he fuckin' go? - Fucked if I know. 181 00:12:06,340 --> 00:12:09,105 Ask these coconuts. They might have fuckin' seen him. 182 00:12:09,100 --> 00:12:10,101 Oi! 183 00:12:10,100 --> 00:12:11,943 Did you see a little guy run through here 184 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:15,422 with his hat on backwards, little poofy shorts and fuckin' thongs on? 185 00:12:15,420 --> 00:12:17,104 Why don't youse just piss off 186 00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:19,546 and go catch some real criminals 187 00:12:19,540 --> 00:12:23,750 instead of comin' down here and scarin' my kids, ya dogs?! 188 00:12:23,740 --> 00:12:28,826 What the fuck do you think we're trying to do, ya stupid scrag! 189 00:12:28,820 --> 00:12:31,221 Oi, don't talk to my missus like that, bro. 190 00:12:31,220 --> 00:12:33,587 That's Dazza's other best mate, Kev, 191 00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:35,184 and his missus, Vanessa. 192 00:12:35,180 --> 00:12:36,670 She's not a bad bird, 193 00:12:36,660 --> 00:12:38,708 but she's always on about her arse. 194 00:12:38,700 --> 00:12:41,510 You two lazy pigs are just jealous, eh, 195 00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:43,707 that you'll never get this fuckin' arse, eh?! 196 00:12:43,700 --> 00:12:47,182 The fuckin' bestest arse in Sunnyvale, mate! 197 00:12:47,180 --> 00:12:49,751 The bestest arse in fuckin' Sunnyvale? 198 00:12:49,740 --> 00:12:51,947 I'm surprised it fits in fuckin' Sunnyvale. 199 00:12:51,940 --> 00:12:54,944 - Your head looks like a fuckin' arse. - It's a two-suburber. 200 00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:58,865 I reckon she's got a donkey arse, and the donkey wants it back. 201 00:12:58,860 --> 00:13:02,262 You can't fuckin' sleep there, mate. Get that fuckin' thing out of the way. 202 00:13:02,260 --> 00:13:04,661 - Hey! Where youse off to? - Oh, we're not ambos, mate! 203 00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:07,186 - Just ring triple-O, ya pillock! - Come help me! 204 00:13:13,340 --> 00:13:15,468 Oh, shit! 205 00:13:19,820 --> 00:13:21,868 Darren, go and get the letters. 206 00:13:23,540 --> 00:13:25,349 I fuckin' twisted me knee 207 00:13:25,340 --> 00:13:28,071 when I slipped on the shitty nappy that you didn't pick up! 208 00:13:28,060 --> 00:13:30,108 You might remember I did my fuckin' hip, too, 209 00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:31,590 which is why I can't work, 210 00:13:31,580 --> 00:13:33,947 so I can't get up and go and get the mail! 211 00:13:33,940 --> 00:13:35,863 Fuck! Thanks for caring! 212 00:13:35,860 --> 00:13:38,830 Reg! Get the letters. 213 00:13:40,340 --> 00:13:42,024 The letters. 214 00:13:48,020 --> 00:13:51,388 Tyres! Why would they steal the fuckin' tyres? 215 00:13:51,380 --> 00:13:53,860 Give us back our fuckin' tyres, ya junkies! 216 00:13:56,260 --> 00:13:57,910 Oh, me fuckin' nuts! 217 00:13:57,900 --> 00:14:00,141 You useless fuckin' monger, Reg! 218 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,461 Don't speak to your stepfather like that! 219 00:14:02,460 --> 00:14:04,906 Oh, come on, Mum. You don't even root him anymore. 220 00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:06,550 You probably don't even toss him. 221 00:14:06,540 --> 00:14:09,111 You're only with him for a fuckin' carer's benefit. 222 00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:10,590 I'm not stupid! 223 00:14:14,180 --> 00:14:15,989 Sharon! 224 00:14:19,020 --> 00:14:21,261 Ya spastic fuckin' clown. 225 00:14:22,740 --> 00:14:24,583 Shut up! 226 00:14:24,580 --> 00:14:26,742 Hey, Shaz? - What?! 227 00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:28,424 I got a letter here for ya. 228 00:14:28,420 --> 00:14:30,070 It's from Alice Springs. 229 00:14:30,060 --> 00:14:33,587 I don't know anyone from Alice Springs, ya dickhead! 230 00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:43,940 Dear Sharon, I know you're pissed off with me 231 00:14:43,940 --> 00:14:47,865 because I ran off with Keith the kangaroo trainer when you were three. 232 00:14:47,860 --> 00:14:52,104 But right now, love, put that emotion to the side. 233 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:54,626 I'm sick and I need to see ya. 234 00:14:54,620 --> 00:14:59,342 Me address is on the envelope and me phone number, too, 235 00:14:59,340 --> 00:15:03,902 or you can add me on Facebook, or you can send me a tweet. 236 00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:07,541 Hurry, love. Your loving mum, Rayleen. 237 00:15:11,300 --> 00:15:15,191 How could you leave me and Dad for that fuckin' gronk, Mum? 238 00:15:15,180 --> 00:15:17,387 How could ya? 239 00:15:28,380 --> 00:15:29,984 Fuckin' bitch. 240 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,590 Oh, hey, Shaz, 241 00:15:36,580 --> 00:15:38,662 I know you're upset but I'm dying for a cone. 242 00:15:38,660 --> 00:15:40,150 Can you chuck us the bong? 243 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:43,587 Nah, look, me mum just sent me a letter saying she's sick 244 00:15:43,580 --> 00:15:46,424 and I just don't know how to feel about it, alright? 245 00:15:46,420 --> 00:15:48,468 Didn't she piss off when you were a kid? 246 00:15:48,460 --> 00:15:51,145 It's fucked. 247 00:15:51,140 --> 00:15:54,030 I don't even remember that much about her, eh. 248 00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:56,785 Except she taught me how to roll me first joint. 249 00:15:57,780 --> 00:16:01,830 I remember once Mum teaching me me first fuckin' swear word. 250 00:16:01,820 --> 00:16:05,984 Your dad, Wazza, is fucked in the face, Shazza. 251 00:16:05,980 --> 00:16:08,381 Say it. Fucked in the face. 252 00:16:08,380 --> 00:16:10,508 Fucked in the face. 253 00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:13,104 And the only other thing I remember 254 00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:15,944 was catching Mum and Dad rooting back in the day. 255 00:16:15,940 --> 00:16:20,423 Fuck, Dad used to go hard after he'd come home from the pub. 256 00:16:20,420 --> 00:16:23,902 I never even got to know her. She just pissed off, eh. 257 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:27,109 Like Mr Kelly says, 'Such is life', Shaz. 258 00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:29,023 Now stop being such a selfish mole, 259 00:16:29,020 --> 00:16:30,510 and give us the fuckin' bong! 260 00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:31,990 Or at least a ciggie! 261 00:16:31,980 --> 00:16:33,869 Piss off! Arggh! 262 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,544 Serves ya right, ya dickhead! 263 00:16:35,540 --> 00:16:39,147 Arggh! Oh, shit, my fuckin' arm! 264 00:16:39,140 --> 00:16:41,108 Anybody video that? 265 00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:43,944 Why weren't you filming? I could have got more pension! 266 00:16:43,940 --> 00:16:45,942 - Ohh, shit! 267 00:16:47,460 --> 00:16:48,950 Oh, fuck this! 268 00:16:48,940 --> 00:16:51,511 I'm going down the icerink with Franky and Kev! 269 00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:54,822 Bring me some smokes! And some tampons! 270 00:16:54,820 --> 00:16:59,701 Oh, yeah! I just pay for 'em with me imaginary credit card, you bloody idiot! 271 00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:02,988 Don't grow up and be like Mummy, Neddy. 272 00:17:07,780 --> 00:17:09,623 How could ya, Mum? 273 00:17:28,020 --> 00:17:30,546 Oh, no, it's all good, mate. Don't worry about payment. 274 00:17:30,540 --> 00:17:32,861 It's pensioner-free Tuesday. I'm on the pension. 275 00:17:32,860 --> 00:17:34,350 VIP, very important pensioner. 276 00:17:34,340 --> 00:17:36,786 Good on ya, mate. Keep an eye on my wheels for me. 277 00:17:38,340 --> 00:17:40,946 Dazza, you space cadet. How you doing, man? 278 00:17:40,940 --> 00:17:42,510 Yeah, not bad. 279 00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:45,344 The missus has got the shits again. 280 00:17:46,580 --> 00:17:48,150 How's the cripple drifting going? 281 00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:55,950 Like, I think they've pulled off a few decent moves today. 282 00:17:55,940 --> 00:17:59,023 I've even seen, like, a couple of these donuts they've been doing. 283 00:17:59,020 --> 00:18:02,308 Spin 'em, Big Wheels! Go, mate! 284 00:18:02,300 --> 00:18:04,143 It's not a patch on Bathurst, matey. 285 00:18:04,140 --> 00:18:06,541 Oh, hey, this'll make everything better, bro. 286 00:18:07,540 --> 00:18:10,020 Franky, matey, what's going on with the pussy lately? 287 00:18:10,020 --> 00:18:12,227 'Cause you keep changing your Facey status, eh. 288 00:18:12,220 --> 00:18:13,710 I can't keep up, mate. 289 00:18:13,700 --> 00:18:16,226 Yeah, man, look, I don't know, the thing of it is, like, 290 00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:19,383 I think I'm still full like cut over what's happened to Kylie, 291 00:18:19,380 --> 00:18:21,747 'cause I do feel like I'm full responsible and that. 292 00:18:21,740 --> 00:18:24,266 I love you. - I keep like doing my head in 293 00:18:24,260 --> 00:18:26,547 by playing her last video message over and over. 294 00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:28,668 - I love you! - Oh, it wasn't your fault, bro. 295 00:18:28,660 --> 00:18:31,789 Just like a stale beer, ya gotta move on, cuz. 296 00:18:31,780 --> 00:18:34,101 But, man, like, you know, I feel guilty 'cause, 297 00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:36,831 look, I was the one who asked her to tag that train, 298 00:18:36,820 --> 00:18:38,629 like, as a love dedication tag. 299 00:18:40,260 --> 00:18:41,750 You really gonna do it? 300 00:18:41,740 --> 00:18:43,583 - I love you. - Yeah, I love you, man! 301 00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:47,869 And, like, you know, if probably she had not tagged it for me... 302 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:49,350 Yeah, go, go. 303 00:18:49,340 --> 00:18:52,184 ...maybe she would not, like, have got like hitten by the train. 304 00:18:53,460 --> 00:18:54,950 Go, Kylie! 305 00:19:00,020 --> 00:19:02,500 Kylie, that's too close for a tag! 306 00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:05,463 Kylieeee! 307 00:19:05,460 --> 00:19:07,827 I love you. - Kev's right, matey. 308 00:19:07,820 --> 00:19:09,584 Ya just gotta get over it, eh. 309 00:19:09,580 --> 00:19:11,344 Yeah, but, man, like, I've been trying. 310 00:19:11,340 --> 00:19:13,502 Like, you know, I've been rooting other chicks 311 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,901 to, like, make my brain forget you know, about Kylie. 312 00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:17,868 Franky, come on! 313 00:19:17,860 --> 00:19:19,385 - Um... - Fuck, Franky! 314 00:19:19,380 --> 00:19:21,542 - Yeah, it's just not happening, mate. - What?! 315 00:19:21,540 --> 00:19:23,349 Like, I got back with Cheree, my ex. 316 00:19:23,340 --> 00:19:25,946 Fuck, she used to be hot, man, but then she got on the ice. 317 00:19:25,940 --> 00:19:29,262 And now ya can't get a fat, mate. She's a shocker. 318 00:19:29,260 --> 00:19:32,070 I'm fuckin' awesome. I still am. I always was and I still am... 319 00:19:32,060 --> 00:19:33,664 Shush, shush, shush, don't talk. 320 00:19:33,660 --> 00:19:35,867 What? Tell me! Talk to me! Fuck! 321 00:19:35,860 --> 00:19:37,350 Alright, you wanna know? 322 00:19:37,340 --> 00:19:39,866 You're a skank, ya got on the ice and now look at ya, mate! 323 00:19:39,860 --> 00:19:41,862 Get out of my house! Get out, Franky! 324 00:19:41,860 --> 00:19:44,181 Get out of here, you stinking piece of shit! 325 00:19:44,180 --> 00:19:46,865 - Ah, you're a skank, mate! - You arsehole! 326 00:19:46,860 --> 00:19:48,942 And you know the barmaid? Like, from the pub? 327 00:19:48,940 --> 00:19:51,546 Me and her have, like, a semi-regular thing going. 328 00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:55,462 - And youse know Kazza the stripper? - Yeah. 329 00:19:55,460 --> 00:19:59,306 Yeah, we're sort of been... like an unofficial BF and GF. 330 00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:01,951 - Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! - Ohhhhhh! 331 00:20:01,940 --> 00:20:04,511 I thought you were going out with Kylie's sister now. 332 00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:05,990 Nah, man. 333 00:20:05,980 --> 00:20:08,631 Like, you know, she's just, like, friends with benefits. 334 00:20:08,620 --> 00:20:10,827 Sucked in, cops! 335 00:20:10,820 --> 00:20:13,221 And the only reason I let her stay, like, in my place 336 00:20:13,220 --> 00:20:16,224 is 'cause she's up for, like, threesomes and foursomes and that. 337 00:20:16,220 --> 00:20:17,949 Ohh! Yeah! 338 00:20:17,940 --> 00:20:19,829 My dick has never been happier. 339 00:20:19,820 --> 00:20:21,788 But my heart is, like, I don't know, man. 340 00:20:21,780 --> 00:20:23,544 I've still got Kylie on my heart, mate. 341 00:20:23,540 --> 00:20:26,066 Like a herpe on your heart? 342 00:20:27,140 --> 00:20:28,869 Don't talk to me about herpe, man. 343 00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:30,703 Crystal, I think, still has one. 344 00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:32,111 Ahhhh! 345 00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:35,070 My missus has got one of those contraceptives in her arm. 346 00:20:35,060 --> 00:20:36,824 You know, those little stick things? 347 00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:40,302 I don't know what's in it, cuz, but she either wants to bash me... 348 00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:41,790 I hate you! 349 00:20:41,780 --> 00:20:43,703 ...or ride rodeo. 350 00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:45,668 I'm so sorry, Kevin! 351 00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:50,384 - Ahhhh! - Fucking hell! 352 00:20:50,380 --> 00:20:53,350 What, did your kids like try and burn your house down again? 353 00:20:53,340 --> 00:20:54,830 Yeah, bloody silly kids. 354 00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:57,664 Hey, nothin' wrong with kids burning shit down. 355 00:20:57,660 --> 00:21:00,106 I burnt down me first school when I was four, mate. 356 00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:02,990 - Just like Ned Kelly! 357 00:21:02,980 --> 00:21:05,745 - Oh, choice tatt, bro. - Fuckin' go, Neddy! 358 00:21:06,740 --> 00:21:09,107 Hey! There's no alcohol in here, mate. 359 00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:11,307 Hey, you know what I don't like, dickhead? 360 00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:14,110 When people like you puttin' your authority on me. 361 00:21:16,660 --> 00:21:18,389 My thong has gone on the ice. 362 00:21:18,380 --> 00:21:19,950 Hello? 363 00:21:19,940 --> 00:21:21,430 What day is it today? 364 00:21:21,420 --> 00:21:25,220 It's Thursday, two o'clock, and you're still at that icerink, aren't ya? 365 00:21:25,220 --> 00:21:27,029 - Fuckin' moron! - Franky! 366 00:21:27,020 --> 00:21:28,545 - Franky mate! - What? 367 00:21:28,540 --> 00:21:30,827 I forgot. It's our Centrelink appointment now. 368 00:21:30,820 --> 00:21:34,506 But I gotta get a new thong. It's busted, man. 369 00:21:44,380 --> 00:21:46,508 Ohh, ohh! Ohh... ooh. 370 00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:47,990 Thanks, mate. 371 00:21:51,820 --> 00:21:54,585 Hey, Mullet. Give me one of your thongs, mate. 372 00:21:58,100 --> 00:21:59,590 Sucked in, mate. 373 00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,310 It's your chick, man. 374 00:22:02,300 --> 00:22:04,223 Oi, Shazza! We're going now, alright? 375 00:22:04,220 --> 00:22:06,666 - Where are you goin'? - I'm goin' to the pub. 376 00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:09,186 Don't fuck up. We really need some money. 377 00:22:12,260 --> 00:22:13,989 Hey! Franky! 378 00:22:13,980 --> 00:22:16,870 You owe me money for the child support! 379 00:22:16,860 --> 00:22:19,181 That kid looks nothin' like me, mate! 380 00:22:19,180 --> 00:22:21,387 It's got a head as big as a bloody pot plant. 381 00:22:21,380 --> 00:22:25,590 I saw the baby! The baby was look exactly like your nose! 382 00:22:25,580 --> 00:22:28,231 If you continue to put your authority on me, mate, 383 00:22:28,220 --> 00:22:29,984 I'm gonna lose it on you, alright? 384 00:22:29,980 --> 00:22:32,870 No, no! You have to pay me the money! 385 00:22:32,860 --> 00:22:35,704 Fuckin' calm down! Bash him later, Franky. 386 00:22:35,700 --> 00:22:36,701 So? 387 00:22:36,700 --> 00:22:38,190 Fuck, ya got shit to do! 388 00:22:38,180 --> 00:22:40,467 - You a chicken! - I gotta go to Centrelink, mate! 389 00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:42,827 - Chicken! - This is not over, alright? 390 00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:45,061 ♪ Chicken little Frankily! ♪ 391 00:22:45,060 --> 00:22:47,188 You're gonna cop a fuckin' thonging, mate! 392 00:22:47,180 --> 00:22:48,864 Chicken! Frankily! 393 00:22:52,180 --> 00:22:54,023 Oh, gidday, Nessa. What's doin'? 394 00:22:54,020 --> 00:22:57,229 Oh, one of me kids, they bit a teacher's finger off at school. 395 00:22:57,220 --> 00:22:58,221 Yeah. 396 00:22:58,220 --> 00:23:00,700 How fuckin' awesome is that, eh? 397 00:23:00,700 --> 00:23:01,701 Oi! 398 00:23:01,700 --> 00:23:03,941 Give us a beer, would ya, darlin'? 399 00:23:03,940 --> 00:23:06,068 I've only got enough for half, but fill her up 400 00:23:06,060 --> 00:23:08,142 and I'll give you the rest on cheque day, eh? 401 00:23:11,060 --> 00:23:12,550 Oh, what's doing, Shazza? 402 00:23:12,540 --> 00:23:14,781 Oh, Dazza and Franky have gone up to Centrelink. 403 00:23:14,780 --> 00:23:16,509 They're trying to get us cashed up, eh? 404 00:23:16,500 --> 00:23:18,741 BAZZA'. Now, Dazza needed to make Shazza happy, 405 00:23:18,740 --> 00:23:21,027 so he needed money real bad. 406 00:23:21,020 --> 00:23:23,830 Now, Franky remembered down at Centrelink 407 00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:25,982 if you tell them you can't feed your kids, 408 00:23:25,980 --> 00:23:27,584 they'll give you food vouchers. 409 00:23:27,580 --> 00:23:29,582 Feed your miserable children. 410 00:23:29,580 --> 00:23:32,151 Franky, mate, what fuckin' good is this shit? 411 00:23:32,140 --> 00:23:35,667 - These are the food vouchers, yeah? - Yeah, but it's not money. 412 00:23:35,660 --> 00:23:37,264 This is what we're gonna do. 413 00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:43,106 OK, go voucher them chickens in the checkout. 414 00:23:43,100 --> 00:23:45,182 I'm gonna go pinch some raffle tickets. 415 00:23:47,100 --> 00:23:50,582 Right, now we go into the pub and we tell the stooges 416 00:23:50,580 --> 00:23:53,584 that we're gonna raffle off them chickens for charity, mate. 417 00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:56,790 What's it for, mate? 418 00:23:56,780 --> 00:23:59,750 Yeah, uh, this will be for the victims of the fire, man. 419 00:23:59,740 --> 00:24:01,788 This is for the victims of the flood. 420 00:24:01,780 --> 00:24:03,782 This is for the soldiers that got killed 421 00:24:03,780 --> 00:24:05,748 on the landmines on the Anzacs and that. 422 00:24:05,740 --> 00:24:07,265 Uh, vagina research. 423 00:24:07,260 --> 00:24:08,944 It's for herpe research. 424 00:24:08,940 --> 00:24:10,624 Cancer on dick research. 425 00:24:10,620 --> 00:24:12,861 Franky, mate, you should have stuck to one story! 426 00:24:12,860 --> 00:24:15,864 Look at those guys, mate. They're fuckin' talking to each other! 427 00:24:15,860 --> 00:24:18,022 Hey, fuckwit, you told me it was for the floods, 428 00:24:18,020 --> 00:24:20,068 you told him it's for the fuckin' bushfires. 429 00:24:20,060 --> 00:24:22,586 - Yeah, what the fuck is it? - They're all worthy causes. 430 00:24:22,580 --> 00:24:24,070 Fuck this! 431 00:24:24,060 --> 00:24:26,222 Dazza, man, go home. Save me a chicken leg. 432 00:24:26,220 --> 00:24:28,222 This is not gonna take long. 433 00:24:28,220 --> 00:24:30,302 Thong the fuck out of 'em, Franky! 434 00:24:36,540 --> 00:24:38,110 Big Wheels! 435 00:24:46,740 --> 00:24:48,344 Oh, Franky bro. 436 00:24:48,340 --> 00:24:49,830 What's this, man? 437 00:24:49,820 --> 00:24:51,663 We made a Sunnyvale spa bath! 438 00:24:51,660 --> 00:24:53,549 - Hop in. - Yeah, sick. 439 00:24:53,540 --> 00:24:55,190 But what happened to all the money? 440 00:24:55,180 --> 00:24:58,229 I used a little bit to get beer and smokes for me and Kev. 441 00:24:58,220 --> 00:25:01,110 Most of it went on blood plugs for the missus. 442 00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:03,910 Now, after the boys all had a go in the hot tub... 443 00:25:03,900 --> 00:25:05,470 Hot tub! 444 00:25:06,740 --> 00:25:10,347 ...and after Dazza realised the junkies had knocked off his esky wheels... 445 00:25:10,340 --> 00:25:11,865 No! 446 00:25:11,860 --> 00:25:14,147 Fuck you, Dazza! 447 00:25:14,140 --> 00:25:15,949 Fucking junkies! 448 00:25:15,940 --> 00:25:18,671 ...Franky suggested they go and see the Lebos. 449 00:25:18,660 --> 00:25:22,631 They might have some dirty deed that might make the boys some money. 450 00:25:22,620 --> 00:25:26,102 Yeah, no, we'll just do a bashing for them, or maybe knock off some cars. 451 00:25:26,100 --> 00:25:29,024 - Then we'll get you some cash, mate. - Oh, choice, bro. 452 00:25:29,020 --> 00:25:30,784 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 453 00:25:32,300 --> 00:25:34,143 Well, the boys were out of luck, 454 00:25:34,140 --> 00:25:35,869 'cause half an hour earlier, 455 00:25:35,860 --> 00:25:38,227 the Assassins had a run-in with this little bloke. 456 00:25:38,220 --> 00:25:41,542 His name's Johno, and, believe it or not, he's a bikie. 457 00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:44,225 Hey, tic-tac, where'd you get the ride from, bro? 458 00:25:44,220 --> 00:25:45,346 Santa? 459 00:25:47,420 --> 00:25:49,343 Do you know who I am?! 460 00:25:49,340 --> 00:25:50,990 Who? Poofter smurf? 461 00:25:52,460 --> 00:25:56,067 You wanna go, fuckers? Let's fuckin' go, then! 462 00:25:56,060 --> 00:25:57,710 - Come on! - Smash him! 463 00:25:57,700 --> 00:25:59,828 - Argghhh! - Come on! 464 00:26:01,660 --> 00:26:03,583 That's Johno's brother, Angry. 465 00:26:03,580 --> 00:26:04,581 He's the president 466 00:26:04,580 --> 00:26:06,423 of the local bikie gang, The Hunters. 467 00:26:06,420 --> 00:26:09,344 These blokes run all sorts of scams around here, 468 00:26:09,340 --> 00:26:11,946 and they're not the son of buggers you want to mess with. 469 00:26:11,940 --> 00:26:15,945 Yeah, I know my little brother can be a prick, but he's blood. 470 00:26:15,940 --> 00:26:18,864 You fuck with him and you're dog meat. 471 00:26:18,860 --> 00:26:20,669 Argqghhhh! 472 00:26:23,700 --> 00:26:24,826 Sorry! 473 00:26:24,820 --> 00:26:26,629 Arrghhh! 474 00:26:26,620 --> 00:26:28,702 I think that rules the Lebos out as an option. 475 00:26:28,700 --> 00:26:29,701 Shit! 476 00:26:29,700 --> 00:26:31,589 Ohh! Ohh! 477 00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:36,390 Well, that's when the Lebo boys' luck went from bad to shocking. 478 00:26:36,380 --> 00:26:38,303 Somebody called the coppers to help them, 479 00:26:38,300 --> 00:26:39,790 but when they turned up, 480 00:26:39,780 --> 00:26:41,942 they got arrested for outstanding warrants. 481 00:26:41,940 --> 00:26:43,430 Ah, ya fuckin' knob. 482 00:26:43,420 --> 00:26:44,910 Shut the fuck up, ya zubs! 483 00:26:47,980 --> 00:26:51,951 - Sharon, answer the bloody phone! 484 00:26:51,940 --> 00:26:54,989 I'm in here dealing with my life at the moment! 485 00:26:54,980 --> 00:26:57,108 You fuckin' answer it! 486 00:26:57,100 --> 00:26:59,910 Reg, you answer it. 487 00:27:03,020 --> 00:27:05,626 Hello? - Hello? 488 00:27:05,620 --> 00:27:07,702 - Hello? - Hello? 489 00:27:08,700 --> 00:27:10,941 - Hello? - Hello? 490 00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:16,025 Whaddya want?! 491 00:27:19,740 --> 00:27:22,550 - What, ya monger? 492 00:27:22,540 --> 00:27:25,783 - Give it here and get out! Shit! - Eughh! 493 00:27:25,780 --> 00:27:26,827 Hello? 494 00:27:26,820 --> 00:27:31,144 If this is DOCS, Shazza Jones can't come to the phone at the moment 495 00:27:31,140 --> 00:27:35,748 and she's not responsible for her kids burning or breaking anything. 496 00:27:36,740 --> 00:27:40,540 Sharon? It's me, love. Your mum. 497 00:27:40,540 --> 00:27:41,780 What? 498 00:27:41,780 --> 00:27:45,671 Listen, love. I don't think I've got too much time left. 499 00:27:45,660 --> 00:27:50,461 So I wanna see you face to face so I can explain things to you. 500 00:27:50,460 --> 00:27:52,986 I... I can't talk right now. 501 00:28:01,260 --> 00:28:02,864 Hey, slow down. I'm rooted. 502 00:28:02,860 --> 00:28:05,101 We walked two whole streets for fuckin' nothing! 503 00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:08,468 Listen, man, on my brain, I just remembered... 504 00:28:08,460 --> 00:28:10,667 You know that cafe down near the train station? 505 00:28:10,660 --> 00:28:12,150 We'll knock it off. 506 00:28:12,140 --> 00:28:14,984 So, Kev, me and you, we'll go check it out, make sure it's cool. 507 00:28:14,980 --> 00:28:16,470 You get some masks. 508 00:28:16,460 --> 00:28:18,349 Hey, then you're gonna get your money. 509 00:28:26,660 --> 00:28:29,391 What is this, mate? These masks are shit. 510 00:28:29,380 --> 00:28:32,190 What, are you gonna go in the Maori Mardi Gras with this thing? 511 00:28:32,180 --> 00:28:35,024 Fuckin' Tyrannosaurus Dickhead over here. 512 00:28:35,020 --> 00:28:36,988 Do I look like a poof to you, bro? 513 00:28:42,420 --> 00:28:44,388 What are you doin', man? 514 00:28:44,380 --> 00:28:45,870 What the hell? 515 00:28:46,860 --> 00:28:48,350 How's that, mate? 516 00:28:48,340 --> 00:28:50,069 What's that s'posed to be, a mask? 517 00:28:50,060 --> 00:28:51,903 Bro, you gotta put some eye holes in it! 518 00:28:51,900 --> 00:28:54,301 That fuckin' thing! This is fuckin' stupid, mate! 519 00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:57,429 You can't even see off it! Come on, man! 520 00:28:58,660 --> 00:29:01,027 You know what? I'm just gonna do it myself, mate. 521 00:29:01,020 --> 00:29:02,909 Just text me if the coppers come. 522 00:29:04,140 --> 00:29:06,586 I just ran out of credit, man. Have youse got credit? 523 00:29:06,580 --> 00:29:07,741 Nuh. 524 00:29:07,740 --> 00:29:09,230 Mind that. 525 00:29:21,180 --> 00:29:23,023 Hey, is that Franky's ex? 526 00:29:23,020 --> 00:29:25,102 - Cheree? - Yeah, bro. 527 00:29:25,100 --> 00:29:30,186 One thing about Sunnyvale is those last few days before cheque day. 528 00:29:30,180 --> 00:29:32,990 You know, that's when people really get desperate for money. 529 00:29:32,980 --> 00:29:36,029 Hey, hey, hey! What about friends of the Frankily? 530 00:29:36,020 --> 00:29:37,510 What do you want, mate?! 531 00:29:37,500 --> 00:29:39,502 Fuckin' not now, bro. Franky's in there. 532 00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:43,107 Junior and Cheree have been chasing Franky's child support for ages. 533 00:29:43,100 --> 00:29:46,309 Dazza and Kev, they had to get those two idiots away from the cafe. 534 00:29:46,300 --> 00:29:48,268 'Cause they were causing such a stink, 535 00:29:48,260 --> 00:29:50,388 they were going to blow it all for Franky. 536 00:29:50,380 --> 00:29:51,870 Don't push me! 537 00:29:51,860 --> 00:29:54,545 - Tell me where Frankily is? - What the fuck's a Frankily? 538 00:29:54,540 --> 00:29:57,589 You know exactly where he is. He always fuckin' hangs out with you. 539 00:29:57,580 --> 00:29:59,582 - Get outta here, mate! And you! - Yeah! 540 00:29:59,580 --> 00:30:01,662 Get outta here! Go make some more grey babies! 541 00:30:01,660 --> 00:30:03,389 Oh, that's not funny. 542 00:30:03,380 --> 00:30:06,429 Junior! There's Franky! And he's got money! 543 00:30:06,420 --> 00:30:07,421 Frankily! 544 00:30:07,420 --> 00:30:09,627 What's this bullshit, man? 545 00:30:09,620 --> 00:30:11,748 Hey, give me that money for the child support! 546 00:30:11,740 --> 00:30:13,230 Piss off, dickhead mate! 547 00:30:13,220 --> 00:30:14,824 Proceeds of crime do not count 548 00:30:14,820 --> 00:30:17,266 as legitimate income for child support, dickhead! 549 00:30:17,260 --> 00:30:19,911 It's your baby! You put the sperm on the stomach! 550 00:30:19,900 --> 00:30:22,141 We only had a sixty-niner, mate! 551 00:30:24,980 --> 00:30:26,664 Junior! 552 00:30:30,100 --> 00:30:31,306 Franky! 553 00:30:31,300 --> 00:30:33,621 Hey, Bubbles! Muli! 554 00:30:33,620 --> 00:30:35,429 Help me! Help me! 555 00:30:35,420 --> 00:30:37,024 - Uh! - Get off him, Franky! 556 00:30:38,740 --> 00:30:40,788 Junior, I got it! 557 00:30:40,780 --> 00:30:42,669 - Cops! Cops! 558 00:30:42,660 --> 00:30:44,150 Cops! Cops! 559 00:30:44,140 --> 00:30:45,744 It's police, man! 560 00:30:45,740 --> 00:30:47,230 Run! Come on, everybody! 561 00:30:52,620 --> 00:30:54,429 Oh, cops, cops, cops, cops. 562 00:30:59,060 --> 00:31:01,267 Mate, how did we lose the money, mate? 563 00:31:01,260 --> 00:31:02,750 There's, like, three of us. 564 00:31:02,740 --> 00:31:05,664 Mate, I lost two fuckin' good thongs on the bitch! I had a go! 565 00:31:05,660 --> 00:31:07,742 How much was it, bro? 566 00:31:07,740 --> 00:31:09,504 What, you think I had time to count it? 567 00:31:09,500 --> 00:31:12,106 Man, I done a lot of robberies in my time, 568 00:31:12,100 --> 00:31:13,590 but I swear to God, 569 00:31:13,580 --> 00:31:16,390 that whole thing in there, that was just freaky, mate. 570 00:31:22,060 --> 00:31:25,951 So, like, I go in there, right, and nobody notices me. 571 00:31:25,940 --> 00:31:28,511 Why? 'Cause they're all, like, playing on their phones. 572 00:31:28,500 --> 00:31:30,389 Like, it's like I'm invisible. 573 00:31:56,500 --> 00:31:58,468 Man, I don't know. 574 00:31:58,460 --> 00:32:01,384 I'm just putting the whole thing down in my 'freaky shit' files. 575 00:32:01,380 --> 00:32:03,030 And I don't mean to be a prick, Dazza, 576 00:32:03,020 --> 00:32:05,990 but, man, my thongs are killing me from this stooging around. 577 00:32:05,980 --> 00:32:07,470 Like, I need a rest now, mate. 578 00:32:07,460 --> 00:32:10,350 Yeah, bro, and after that punch-on, I'm thirsty as. 579 00:32:10,340 --> 00:32:12,149 This is like work! 580 00:32:12,140 --> 00:32:14,302 Fuck Shazza and her fuckin' money! 581 00:32:14,300 --> 00:32:15,825 I need a cone! 582 00:32:19,140 --> 00:32:20,824 - Hey, Big Wheels. - Hey, Dazza. 583 00:32:20,820 --> 00:32:22,743 - You wanna buy some pot? - Fuck, yeah. 584 00:32:22,740 --> 00:32:24,629 I got no money, but. Can I get it on credit? 585 00:32:24,620 --> 00:32:26,224 - No, no credit, mate. - Fuck! 586 00:32:27,620 --> 00:32:30,146 A lot of people say a lot of stuff about Sunnyvale, 587 00:32:30,140 --> 00:32:32,461 like it's like a shit sandwich at a picnic. 588 00:32:32,460 --> 00:32:33,950 That's rubbish. 589 00:32:35,100 --> 00:32:37,421 Tell ya one thing, but. It's never boring. 590 00:32:38,980 --> 00:32:40,470 I got her number. 591 00:32:40,460 --> 00:32:41,985 Yeah, last Friday. 592 00:32:53,900 --> 00:32:57,461 Hallelujah, baby! Whoo-hoo! 593 00:32:59,300 --> 00:33:01,302 Oi! Oi, Shaz? 594 00:33:01,300 --> 00:33:03,143 Hey, I don't mind if you sleep, 595 00:33:03,140 --> 00:33:05,347 but watch where you drop your cigarette, right? 596 00:33:05,340 --> 00:33:07,422 Ya nearly set Neddy on fire, darl. 597 00:33:07,420 --> 00:33:09,741 You and I need to have a talk, Darren. 598 00:33:11,260 --> 00:33:13,627 Oh, poo, he stinks! You take him. 599 00:33:13,620 --> 00:33:15,110 You're fuckin' useless! 600 00:33:16,380 --> 00:33:20,021 Look, Daz, I need you to listen to me for a second, alright? 601 00:33:20,020 --> 00:33:23,820 Now, I haven't asked you for nothin' since we've been together, eh? 602 00:33:23,820 --> 00:33:27,586 But me mum, she's real fuckin' sick and I need to go visit her, right? 603 00:33:27,580 --> 00:33:29,070 She lives in Ayers Rock. 604 00:33:30,980 --> 00:33:34,189 Can't ya just Skype her, like, on the computer? 605 00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:38,071 No, I can't just fuckin' Skype her! I wanna go see her! 606 00:33:39,860 --> 00:33:41,908 Shazza, stop hassling me, right?! 607 00:33:41,900 --> 00:33:45,222 You're making me feel like a nut twisted up inside a pair of budgies! 608 00:33:45,220 --> 00:33:47,791 Hey! Will you two shut the fuck up?! 609 00:33:47,780 --> 00:33:49,589 Get fucked! 610 00:33:49,580 --> 00:33:52,186 We can't shoot up with all that fuckin' noise out there! 611 00:33:52,180 --> 00:33:53,670 Up your arse, mate! 612 00:33:53,660 --> 00:33:55,947 - And up your arse too, bitch! - Fuck you! 613 00:33:55,940 --> 00:33:57,829 I can't hear the TV! 614 00:34:02,260 --> 00:34:04,547 Dazza, ya bogan unit. Get in here, man. 615 00:34:04,540 --> 00:34:06,542 Out! You boys jump in the boot. 616 00:34:06,540 --> 00:34:08,429 Make some room for your Uncle Dazza. 617 00:34:15,380 --> 00:34:18,304 - Nice wheels, Franky. - You like the paint, man? 618 00:34:18,300 --> 00:34:21,383 I just knocked this off. I've done it all myself, mate. 619 00:34:21,380 --> 00:34:23,144 Pimped my own ride. 620 00:34:24,460 --> 00:34:27,031 Dazza, you're like gettin' me depressed lookin' at ya. 621 00:34:27,020 --> 00:34:29,182 - What's wrong? - Shazza's doin' my head in. 622 00:34:29,180 --> 00:34:31,421 She wants us to take this big fuckin' trip, right? 623 00:34:31,420 --> 00:34:34,867 I don't know why her fuckin' slut of a mum can't just drive her arse down here. 624 00:34:34,860 --> 00:34:37,340 - Where's her mum live? - Near fuckin' Ayers Rock! 625 00:34:37,340 --> 00:34:38,341 Ohm. 626 00:34:38,340 --> 00:34:40,820 How the fuck am I gonna get me and Shaz up to Ayers Rock? 627 00:34:42,140 --> 00:34:44,427 Ayers Rock, it's nothin' but a big rock. 628 00:34:44,420 --> 00:34:46,502 - It's fuckin' boring. 629 00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:48,867 Hey, Crystal? Wanna give me a pash? 630 00:34:51,860 --> 00:34:53,350 Franky, look out! 631 00:34:53,340 --> 00:34:54,944 Ahhh! 632 00:35:01,700 --> 00:35:04,510 - Coppers, mate! 633 00:35:04,500 --> 00:35:06,741 Hey, hey, watch this! Watch this! 634 00:35:10,100 --> 00:35:11,864 Hey! Hey, hey, mate! 635 00:35:11,860 --> 00:35:13,589 - Are you alright? 636 00:35:13,580 --> 00:35:16,390 Well, then, you'd better cop a thong, you dickhead! 637 00:35:17,900 --> 00:35:19,948 Get the other one. Get the other one! 638 00:35:22,820 --> 00:35:24,345 Suck on that, poof! 639 00:35:29,100 --> 00:35:30,625 Go, go, go, so! 640 00:35:30,620 --> 00:35:33,669 Hey, kids, stay in the boot! I'll come back for ya later! 641 00:35:36,700 --> 00:35:38,190 All units! 642 00:35:38,180 --> 00:35:39,670 All Sunnyvale units. 643 00:35:39,660 --> 00:35:42,027 Officers down! Officers down! 644 00:35:42,020 --> 00:35:45,183 Oh, fuck! Useless bastards. They always do this. 645 00:35:46,420 --> 00:35:48,661 Uh, Sunnyvale 4 radio, that's a negative. 646 00:35:48,660 --> 00:35:51,311 We've just been handed a brown paper bag. 647 00:35:51,300 --> 00:35:53,985 We are assessing its contents. Over. 648 00:35:53,980 --> 00:35:56,267 I like that one. 649 00:35:58,940 --> 00:36:00,590 What are you staring at my chips for? 650 00:36:00,580 --> 00:36:02,423 I'm not staring at your chips. 651 00:36:02,420 --> 00:36:04,468 No, you are. You are. 652 00:36:04,460 --> 00:36:06,986 I'm just seeing if you were gonna finish 'em this time. 653 00:36:06,980 --> 00:36:09,631 No, no, no. You stare at my fuckin' chips every time. 654 00:36:09,620 --> 00:36:11,145 You do it every fuckin' time. 655 00:36:11,140 --> 00:36:13,984 Yeah, because you never finish your chips, Garry. Every time. 656 00:36:13,980 --> 00:36:15,903 - I fuckin' do. - Garry, you never do. 657 00:36:15,900 --> 00:36:18,141 - That's why I don't order chips. - You want chips? 658 00:36:18,140 --> 00:36:21,508 - Are you gonna finish 'em or not? - Here! Have some fuckin' chips! 659 00:36:21,500 --> 00:36:23,025 Why would you do that, Garry? 660 00:36:23,020 --> 00:36:25,022 Hope you're happy now! 661 00:36:26,940 --> 00:36:29,830 Hey, how about that cop? He copped a thong in the face, mate! 662 00:36:29,820 --> 00:36:32,391 You know what it was? It was like Grand Thonged Auto. 663 00:36:33,860 --> 00:36:37,990 Hey, Dazza, you gotta be cheered up now, man. That was mad. 664 00:36:37,980 --> 00:36:40,824 No, even the pot's not working, man. 665 00:36:40,820 --> 00:36:42,902 What about if I get Kazza to, like, you know, 666 00:36:42,900 --> 00:36:44,789 flash these stripper tits, man? 667 00:36:44,780 --> 00:36:46,350 Would that cheer you up? 668 00:36:46,340 --> 00:36:49,583 Of course I wanna see 'em. But I need fuckin' money, mate. 669 00:36:49,580 --> 00:36:52,186 Look, man, you know, I do have a scam we could try. 670 00:36:52,180 --> 00:36:55,423 That fat bloke down the road, he's done it, and he got a mad payout. 671 00:36:55,420 --> 00:36:56,910 What is it? 672 00:36:56,900 --> 00:36:59,107 Franky knew this bloke Jim. 673 00:36:59,100 --> 00:37:03,105 Well, let's just say, Jim's a bit of a big bloke. 674 00:37:03,100 --> 00:37:06,104 Anyway, he sort of fell through the floor of his house. 675 00:37:07,580 --> 00:37:09,309 So Jim sued the Housing Commission. 676 00:37:09,300 --> 00:37:13,510 The big bugger got a huge payout, and now he's ail cashed up. 677 00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:18,188 So Franky thought maybe with Beryl's help, they could make some money too. 678 00:37:18,180 --> 00:37:20,421 No bloody way! Ahh! 679 00:37:20,420 --> 00:37:22,707 Argghh...! 680 00:37:22,700 --> 00:37:23,701 Ahh! 681 00:37:23,700 --> 00:37:25,190 Again! 682 00:37:27,060 --> 00:37:28,061 Drop! 683 00:37:32,140 --> 00:37:33,630 " Drop! " Ohh! 684 00:37:34,660 --> 00:37:36,150 That's e-bloody-nuff! 685 00:37:36,140 --> 00:37:39,826 I'm already on the disability! I don't wanna really be bloody disabled! 686 00:37:39,820 --> 00:37:41,584 - One more, one more. - No! 687 00:37:43,300 --> 00:37:45,143 - Drop! - Ahhh! 688 00:37:46,140 --> 00:37:47,665 - It's not working! - One minute. 689 00:37:47,660 --> 00:37:49,150 I wanna check. 690 00:37:50,580 --> 00:37:53,231 Look, it's a concrete slab. 691 00:37:53,220 --> 00:37:55,871 She's heavy as, but she's not going through. 692 00:37:55,860 --> 00:37:57,624 Oh, good one, Mum! 693 00:37:57,620 --> 00:38:01,181 Look, Daz! I know youse are tryin' your hardest 694 00:38:01,180 --> 00:38:03,990 but I've gotta tell you, you are fuckin' useless! 695 00:38:03,980 --> 00:38:05,630 Alright! I know, OK?! 696 00:38:05,620 --> 00:38:07,941 I blame me dad because he wrecked me confidence 697 00:38:07,940 --> 00:38:10,307 and was always putting fuckin' pressure on me! 698 00:38:10,300 --> 00:38:12,826 - Fuck! 699 00:38:12,820 --> 00:38:16,711 Darren, you are a complete and utter fucking idiot. 700 00:38:16,700 --> 00:38:18,941 You are a bloody loser. 701 00:38:18,940 --> 00:38:20,704 You are a disgrace to me. 702 00:38:20,700 --> 00:38:23,226 Dazza, you are a fucking wombat. 703 00:38:23,220 --> 00:38:25,063 You are a liability. 704 00:38:25,060 --> 00:38:28,269 You are a fuckin' drongo, aren't ya? 705 00:38:28,260 --> 00:38:29,910 You are a fuckin' wombat. 706 00:38:29,900 --> 00:38:32,949 - What are ya? - A fuckin' wombat. 707 00:38:32,940 --> 00:38:35,181 Why can't you all leave me alone?! 708 00:38:35,180 --> 00:38:36,989 What sort of wombat are you? 709 00:38:36,980 --> 00:38:39,301 Hairy-nosed wombat. 710 00:38:39,300 --> 00:38:41,029 Go away! 711 00:38:41,020 --> 00:38:42,829 Sad sack. Wombat. 712 00:38:42,820 --> 00:38:44,788 Fuckin' idiot. 713 00:38:44,780 --> 00:38:47,306 - Can I have a cuddle? - You want a cuddle, do ya? 714 00:38:48,780 --> 00:38:50,270 OK. 715 00:38:51,940 --> 00:38:54,625 - You feel better now, do ya, son? - Yes, Dad. 716 00:38:54,620 --> 00:38:58,067 He was such a prick, and he fucked up my whole life, Shaz! 717 00:39:08,740 --> 00:39:11,789 - Oh, gidday, Uncle Baz. - Gidday, Shazza. 718 00:39:12,780 --> 00:39:15,067 Now, if you're really desperate in Sunnyvale, 719 00:39:15,060 --> 00:39:17,461 and you got no-one else to sort out your dramas, 720 00:39:17,460 --> 00:39:19,189 you go and see the bikies. 721 00:39:19,180 --> 00:39:20,181 Yeah. 722 00:39:20,180 --> 00:39:22,990 For the right price, they can organise just about anything. 723 00:39:23,980 --> 00:39:28,907 Well, Shazza Jones. What can I do for you? 724 00:39:28,900 --> 00:39:32,347 Look, mate, you know we done business together before? 725 00:39:32,340 --> 00:39:35,628 I just need to make some money so I can go visit me mum. 726 00:39:35,620 --> 00:39:38,305 Shazza, you know I'd like to help ya. 727 00:39:38,300 --> 00:39:41,304 And I do not want to sound like an arsehole. 728 00:39:41,300 --> 00:39:43,871 But we already tried you out for the strip club. 729 00:39:55,740 --> 00:39:59,222 What do we have to do to get a tip off you tight-arses, eh? 730 00:39:59,220 --> 00:40:01,621 Dazza may think you're a cougar, 731 00:40:01,620 --> 00:40:05,989 but I can't put an old Holden in with a bunch of new Ferraris. 732 00:40:05,980 --> 00:40:08,665 Yeah, but you know you can rely on me, eh. 733 00:40:08,660 --> 00:40:11,903 I did that whole thing for you in Bali with the boogie board, 734 00:40:11,900 --> 00:40:15,302 and I didn't fuck it up like Dazza's stupid cousin Schapelle did. 735 00:40:15,300 --> 00:40:16,870 - Did I? - Arggh! 736 00:40:16,860 --> 00:40:18,783 Oh, fuck off, ya ugg boot. 737 00:40:18,780 --> 00:40:20,908 Ya fuckin' dirty skank! 738 00:40:20,900 --> 00:40:24,063 Hey, Johno! Settle. This is business. 739 00:40:24,060 --> 00:40:26,142 Tank, take him outside. 740 00:40:26,140 --> 00:40:27,630 Polish me Harley. 741 00:40:27,620 --> 00:40:29,782 But I fuckin' polished it yesterday! 742 00:40:29,780 --> 00:40:32,147 Oh, fuck off me! Fuck off! 743 00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:35,630 Come here, Shaz. 744 00:40:35,620 --> 00:40:38,749 Tell me what you need. Maybe I can help ya. 745 00:40:39,740 --> 00:40:43,586 Now, Shazza told Angry she needed to go up to Ayers Rock to see her mum. 746 00:40:43,580 --> 00:40:46,345 I reckon Shazza should've bought a lotto ticket, 747 00:40:46,340 --> 00:40:48,547 'cause it was her lucky day. 748 00:40:49,780 --> 00:40:53,421 Right, here's the keys to the van. 749 00:40:53,420 --> 00:40:55,388 This is a fuel card. 750 00:40:55,380 --> 00:40:57,348 It's only good for fuel. 751 00:40:57,340 --> 00:40:59,866 So, you make the drop, you can go and see your mum. 752 00:40:59,860 --> 00:41:03,387 And then you bring the van back. 753 00:41:03,380 --> 00:41:05,747 Do not fuck this up. 754 00:41:08,580 --> 00:41:10,264 Arggh! 755 00:41:13,460 --> 00:41:14,985 Oi, Dazza! 756 00:41:14,980 --> 00:41:18,268 Get up, ya bloody gronk. We're goin' on a road trip. 757 00:41:20,180 --> 00:41:21,306 Kev! 758 00:41:21,300 --> 00:41:24,782 They took the kids, you stupid arsehole! They took 'em! 759 00:41:24,780 --> 00:41:27,226 They took our babies! You bastard! 760 00:41:27,220 --> 00:41:28,710 Kev, what's going on, mate? 761 00:41:28,700 --> 00:41:32,022 Fuckin' DOCS took the kids, bro. 'Cause they burnt down the school again. 762 00:41:32,020 --> 00:41:33,988 Fuck you, Kevin! It's your fuckin' fault! 763 00:41:33,980 --> 00:41:36,460 No wait! This could work out real good, right? 764 00:41:36,460 --> 00:41:37,950 Youse won't need child care, 765 00:41:37,940 --> 00:41:40,227 'cause me and Shazza, we're doin' a road trip. 766 00:41:40,220 --> 00:41:42,507 - You guys wanna come? - Yeah. 767 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:44,264 Oh, fuck yeah! 768 00:41:44,260 --> 00:41:45,910 Hey, Mum! 769 00:41:45,900 --> 00:41:48,187 We're goin' on a fuckin' road trip! 770 00:41:48,180 --> 00:41:49,784 When are ya fuckin' comin' back? 771 00:41:49,780 --> 00:41:51,703 I don't fuckin' know! 772 00:41:51,700 --> 00:41:53,464 Well, fuck off then! 773 00:41:53,460 --> 00:41:55,781 Ahhh! Ahhh! 774 00:41:55,780 --> 00:41:57,703 - Ahhhh! 775 00:42:01,780 --> 00:42:03,509 - Ahh! Ahh! - Hello? 776 00:42:03,500 --> 00:42:05,150 Franky! Franky! 777 00:42:05,140 --> 00:42:07,905 Dazza, bro, I'm having a threesome at the moment, man. 778 00:42:07,900 --> 00:42:11,029 We're going to Ayers Rock, mate! We've got this mad campervan, mate. 779 00:42:11,020 --> 00:42:14,627 It's got TV, DVDs, got a shower and a dunny even. 780 00:42:14,620 --> 00:42:16,110 - Franky... - Hey! 781 00:42:16,100 --> 00:42:18,831 - We've got a fridge full of free piss. - Free piss? 782 00:42:18,820 --> 00:42:20,982 So get your houso arse on the bus! Come on, mate! 783 00:42:20,980 --> 00:42:23,028 Why are we still talking on the phone, man? 784 00:42:26,260 --> 00:42:28,661 Are you fuckin' serious, Franky? 785 00:42:28,660 --> 00:42:31,311 I bludged me shift at the strip club for this root. 786 00:42:31,300 --> 00:42:33,667 Yeah, and I was finally gettin' me rhythm on. 787 00:42:33,660 --> 00:42:36,106 None of us blew, so it's all equals, man. 788 00:42:36,100 --> 00:42:39,263 Oh, we don't have all fuckin' day, Franky! Jesus! 789 00:42:39,260 --> 00:42:41,149 We'll fuckin' finish each other off. 790 00:42:42,300 --> 00:42:44,541 Hey, wait a minute. 791 00:42:45,540 --> 00:42:49,261 Hey! Did one of youse pull the tarp off the Corvette? 792 00:42:49,260 --> 00:42:50,261 Nun! 793 00:42:50,260 --> 00:42:52,911 I think someone's been stoogin' around with it. 794 00:42:54,900 --> 00:42:56,743 Where's the engine? 795 00:43:00,780 --> 00:43:02,270 Road trip, mate! 796 00:43:02,260 --> 00:43:04,069 Spewin' about that engine, but. 797 00:43:04,060 --> 00:43:07,223 Oh, hey, what the fuck are those fobs up to, bro? 798 00:43:09,100 --> 00:43:11,467 Hey! Hey! 799 00:43:11,460 --> 00:43:14,350 Hey, you coconuts! Is that my engine? 800 00:43:14,340 --> 00:43:16,820 Hey, you didn't pay us the money for the child support, 801 00:43:16,820 --> 00:43:19,630 so we're selling your engine so we can go get some money. 802 00:43:19,620 --> 00:43:21,110 Ha, ha! 803 00:43:21,100 --> 00:43:23,148 Why is Donkey Kong in the nude? 804 00:43:23,140 --> 00:43:26,030 He doesn't want to get his clothes dirty. 805 00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:27,181 Stupid. 806 00:43:27,180 --> 00:43:28,944 Don't get oil on your dip stick! 807 00:43:28,940 --> 00:43:32,023 I've just gotta steal another engine. Sucked in! 808 00:43:32,020 --> 00:43:33,545 Stupid fobs, mate. 809 00:43:33,540 --> 00:43:37,431 Hey, this bed's mad. I'm gonna get up and have a go. 810 00:43:37,420 --> 00:43:40,071 Oi! Just get down, Franky. 811 00:43:40,060 --> 00:43:42,142 Franky, get down! 812 00:43:42,140 --> 00:43:45,667 Oh, man! This is like full comfortable, man. 813 00:43:45,660 --> 00:43:47,901 - Just sit down in your seat, mate. - Take it easy. 814 00:43:47,900 --> 00:43:49,868 Why didn't youse tell me there was a bed? 815 00:43:49,860 --> 00:43:52,147 I would have brought one of the chicks. 816 00:43:52,140 --> 00:43:54,142 So the bikies said all we have to do 817 00:43:54,140 --> 00:43:56,984 is drive the van up there and drive it back? 818 00:43:56,980 --> 00:44:00,348 Well, don't fuckin' argue. It means I get to see me mum. 819 00:44:00,340 --> 00:44:02,388 Anyway, they give us a fridge full of piss. 820 00:44:02,380 --> 00:44:04,303 What more do ya fuckin' want, eh? 821 00:44:04,300 --> 00:44:06,587 Hey, what's this? 822 00:44:08,060 --> 00:44:10,142 Whose is these bags? 823 00:44:14,660 --> 00:44:17,266 Now, Shazza's being a bit of a sly bugger here. 824 00:44:18,260 --> 00:44:21,309 The bikies usually run naughty stuff up to the Territory 825 00:44:21,300 --> 00:44:23,302 in the back of this old couple's caravan. 826 00:44:27,140 --> 00:44:29,871 But the old biddies got busted the other week. 827 00:44:30,860 --> 00:44:34,501 Well, looks like opportunity was knocking for everyone involved. 828 00:44:34,500 --> 00:44:37,629 Right, here's the keys to the van. 829 00:44:39,940 --> 00:44:41,988 The bikies, they needed a driver, 830 00:44:41,980 --> 00:44:44,028 and Shazza needed a way to see her mum. 831 00:44:49,460 --> 00:44:54,261 Hey. ls all these, like, you know, drugs in these bags and the guns up there, 832 00:44:54,260 --> 00:44:56,262 are they like complimentary as well? 833 00:44:56,260 --> 00:44:58,388 Oi! Just put the shit back, would ya! 834 00:44:58,380 --> 00:45:00,223 So these are not complimentary? 835 00:45:00,220 --> 00:45:02,746 - What, you mean we're mules? - Did you make us mules? 836 00:45:02,740 --> 00:45:04,504 - Hey? - Shazza, ya sly bitch. 837 00:45:04,500 --> 00:45:05,990 Yeah, alright. 838 00:45:05,980 --> 00:45:08,586 So we're movin' shit for the bikies. 839 00:45:08,580 --> 00:45:10,708 If youse had come up with some more cash, 840 00:45:10,700 --> 00:45:13,067 I wouldn't have had to bullshit ya, would I? 841 00:45:13,060 --> 00:45:14,869 You fuckin' lyin' slut, Shazza! 842 00:45:14,860 --> 00:45:17,750 I don't mind doin' the crime. I just wanna know I'm doin' it. 843 00:45:17,740 --> 00:45:20,027 Oh, shit, there's a booze bus comin' up! 844 00:45:22,580 --> 00:45:24,708 - Shit! - Quick, hide that shit, man! 845 00:45:25,700 --> 00:45:29,147 Well, fuckin' hold this! I've got an idea on my brain. Let me drive. Move. 846 00:45:29,140 --> 00:45:31,871 - Just take it. Just get in there. - Fuck! 847 00:45:31,860 --> 00:45:34,147 - Switch mate, switch. - Shit! 848 00:45:34,140 --> 00:45:39,101 Hey, hey, hey, look who it is. The K-Mart fuckin' thong slapper. 849 00:45:39,100 --> 00:45:41,068 Fuckin' Falzoni. 850 00:45:41,060 --> 00:45:42,710 Let me handle it, man. 851 00:45:42,700 --> 00:45:44,225 Stop there! 852 00:45:44,220 --> 00:45:47,349 Stop fuckin' there! Stop here! 853 00:45:47,340 --> 00:45:48,944 Oh... oh, here? 854 00:45:48,940 --> 00:45:51,341 - Hey! - Fuck! 855 00:45:51,340 --> 00:45:54,310 - Stop the fucking vehicle here! - Just one minute. I need a sip. 856 00:45:54,300 --> 00:45:56,428 ...arrest you, Falzoni! 857 00:45:56,420 --> 00:45:58,627 What the fuck are you doin'? Just fuckin' stop! 858 00:45:58,620 --> 00:46:01,510 - Stop the car, Falzoni! Here! - There? OK. 859 00:46:01,500 --> 00:46:03,901 Fuckin' stop! Stop here! 860 00:46:03,900 --> 00:46:05,868 - Relax, mate! - Get the fuck out! 861 00:46:05,860 --> 00:46:09,228 - I'm comin'. - Get out the other fuckin' side now. 862 00:46:09,220 --> 00:46:11,746 You're probably wondering what Franky's up to. 863 00:46:11,740 --> 00:46:15,631 Well, he may look stupid, but he's always got a plan. 864 00:46:15,620 --> 00:46:18,510 Listen, meet me at the Macca's, like, near on the freeway. 865 00:46:18,500 --> 00:46:21,071 I'll be there. Wait for me, alright? I'll be there. 866 00:46:23,860 --> 00:46:26,511 Alright. Youse can arrest on me now. 867 00:46:26,500 --> 00:46:29,185 You're not getting away this time, you little shitbag! 868 00:46:29,180 --> 00:46:30,670 Hey, look at this, mate! 869 00:46:30,660 --> 00:46:33,186 Franky wanted to create so much shit with the coppers 870 00:46:33,180 --> 00:46:35,467 that they'd forget all about the van. 871 00:46:35,460 --> 00:46:36,985 Tastes like bacon. 872 00:46:36,980 --> 00:46:39,108 Let's pepper-spray the prick! 873 00:46:40,340 --> 00:46:43,389 Doesn't work! 'Cause of the sunnies, you dickheads! 874 00:46:43,380 --> 00:46:44,427 - Fuck! 875 00:46:48,100 --> 00:46:49,989 Taser the little fuck! 876 00:46:58,540 --> 00:47:01,544 mew 877 00:47:05,860 --> 00:47:07,703 Sucked in! 878 00:47:11,660 --> 00:47:14,470 The bourbon covered the electric effect, mate! 879 00:47:14,460 --> 00:47:16,383 Franky's plan worked like a charm. 880 00:47:16,380 --> 00:47:18,587 The coppers went apeshit after him. 881 00:47:18,580 --> 00:47:21,789 Oh, and the van full of naughty stuff got away soot-free. 882 00:47:23,500 --> 00:47:25,901 Don't go over the fence! Cut him off at the park. 883 00:47:25,900 --> 00:47:27,584 I know what this little prick's like! 884 00:47:27,580 --> 00:47:31,585 ♪ ROCK MUSIC 885 00:47:36,940 --> 00:47:38,783 - He's gone there, Garry! - Yep. 886 00:47:55,620 --> 00:47:58,863 Garry, I'm not jumping over another fence. Just fuckin' kick it in. 887 00:47:58,860 --> 00:48:01,943 - Jump the fucking fence. - Just kick the fuckin' thing in, mate. 888 00:48:04,980 --> 00:48:07,586 - That's fuckin' him. 889 00:48:07,580 --> 00:48:09,070 Hello. 890 00:48:09,060 --> 00:48:12,030 Hey. Hey, hey, it's a fuckin' burqa. 891 00:48:12,020 --> 00:48:14,705 This case could go on forever if we get this fuckin' wrong. 892 00:48:14,700 --> 00:48:17,863 Remember what they taught us? Always be fuckin' sure. 893 00:48:17,860 --> 00:48:21,262 Hey, hey, hey. Look at the fuckin' thongs. 894 00:48:21,260 --> 00:48:23,991 - Huh? - Look at those fuckin' bunions. 895 00:48:23,980 --> 00:48:26,108 - It's him, Gaz. - Oh, it's him. 896 00:48:30,300 --> 00:48:31,870 Piss off, dickhead! 897 00:48:33,860 --> 00:48:35,464 Argh! 898 00:48:35,460 --> 00:48:37,986 Come back here, Falzoni, ya little fucker! 899 00:48:37,980 --> 00:48:39,709 I can't fuckin' chase anymore! 900 00:48:39,700 --> 00:48:41,668 Oh, for fuck's sake, try! 901 00:48:41,660 --> 00:48:44,584 I've got a massive stitch, or I'm havin' a fuckin' heart attack. 902 00:48:44,580 --> 00:48:46,070 You know why? 903 00:48:46,060 --> 00:48:49,223 It's because of all the fuckin' chips you stole off me, you fuckwit. 904 00:48:49,220 --> 00:48:50,710 Oh! 905 00:49:01,220 --> 00:49:03,143 This is the way it's gonna go, boys. 906 00:49:03,140 --> 00:49:05,347 You go in with a shottie - boom, boom. 907 00:49:05,340 --> 00:49:06,830 You go in... 908 00:49:09,460 --> 00:49:15,388 You know , when that new batch hits Alice, we're rolling in money. 909 00:49:15,380 --> 00:49:18,065 He went down like a sack of shit. 910 00:49:18,060 --> 00:49:21,507 And I just fully started stomping, caving his head in. 911 00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:24,743 Caving his head in, the stupid fuck! 912 00:49:24,740 --> 00:49:26,708 He doesn't even know who I am! 913 00:49:26,700 --> 00:49:28,782 Fuck you! Fuck you! 914 00:49:30,300 --> 00:49:32,109 Fuckin' training wheels. 915 00:49:32,100 --> 00:49:34,751 Now after losing the booze bus cops, 916 00:49:34,740 --> 00:49:38,301 Franky knew he'd only have to worry about the coppers on pushbikes. 917 00:49:38,300 --> 00:49:42,430 Argh! Some arsehole stole my fuckin' bike! 918 00:49:42,420 --> 00:49:46,550 Yeah, and with Johno's bike, he thought he could outrun them easy. 919 00:49:46,540 --> 00:49:50,784 But what Franky didn't know was that the Sunnyvale Area Command 920 00:49:50,780 --> 00:49:53,784 had allocated a couple of new vehicles to the block. 921 00:49:53,780 --> 00:49:56,306 Yep, brand-new spanking bikes. 922 00:49:56,300 --> 00:49:58,587 - Pull over! Pull over! 923 00:50:13,020 --> 00:50:15,591 Go round! Cut him off! 924 00:50:27,100 --> 00:50:28,704 Fuck off! 925 00:50:28,700 --> 00:50:30,987 Sucked in, mate! 926 00:50:32,380 --> 00:50:34,667 - Falzoni! - Run, boys! 927 00:50:34,660 --> 00:50:36,469 Pull over! 928 00:50:38,540 --> 00:50:40,304 Falzoni! 929 00:50:40,300 --> 00:50:43,349 ♪ HIP-HOP 930 00:50:56,340 --> 00:50:59,150 What the fuck happened to me bike? 931 00:51:02,980 --> 00:51:04,470 Mobile Two, 932 00:51:04,460 --> 00:51:08,351 Falzoni's heading down towards Ramsey Street on a blue chopper. 933 00:51:08,340 --> 00:51:09,990 Intercept! 934 00:51:25,780 --> 00:51:28,101 - Pull over! - Pick up! 935 00:51:31,700 --> 00:51:33,464 Franky. 936 00:51:33,460 --> 00:51:34,950 Crystal, put Kazza on! 937 00:51:34,940 --> 00:51:38,342 Here, it's Franky for you. 938 00:51:38,340 --> 00:51:42,061 Yeah, Franky? - I need ya to do something for me. 939 00:51:46,300 --> 00:51:48,348 I'm comin' now! 940 00:51:49,700 --> 00:51:51,748 Do it now! 941 00:51:51,740 --> 00:51:54,584 Now! Now! 942 00:51:54,580 --> 00:51:57,151 Do it now! Now! 943 00:52:13,900 --> 00:52:15,629 Argh! 944 00:52:18,820 --> 00:52:22,825 That would have to be at least 12 demerit points, dickhead. 945 00:52:22,820 --> 00:52:25,744 These two coppers have been on pushbikes for years, 946 00:52:25,740 --> 00:52:29,904 and the very first day they get road bikes, they wrote one off completely 947 00:52:29,900 --> 00:52:32,301 and the junkies stripped the other one for parts. 948 00:52:32,300 --> 00:52:35,702 - Yeah, suck this, copper! - Fuck! 949 00:52:35,700 --> 00:52:38,783 Hand in your badges now. 950 00:52:38,780 --> 00:52:43,104 Well, those two got fired and they had to work as security guards 951 00:52:43,100 --> 00:52:44,431 somewhere in the bush. 952 00:52:48,180 --> 00:52:50,581 Hey! 953 00:52:51,620 --> 00:52:54,829 Stupid bikies, mate, sucked in! Dickheads, mate. Dickheads. 954 00:53:04,900 --> 00:53:06,311 Go, Kevin! 955 00:53:06,300 --> 00:53:08,029 Have a go, Nessa! 956 00:53:08,020 --> 00:53:11,661 I've never done it in a campervan before. Fuck, it's romantic! 957 00:53:11,660 --> 00:53:16,143 Hey, don't distract me with sex noises. I'm a bit pissed and the road's blurry. 958 00:53:16,140 --> 00:53:17,744 It's hard to concentrate, mate. 959 00:53:17,740 --> 00:53:19,265 I'll be really quiet, eh? 960 00:53:19,260 --> 00:53:21,262 - I was talkin' to them, yeah? 961 00:53:21,260 --> 00:53:22,944 Fuckin' black magic, Kevin! 962 00:53:22,940 --> 00:53:25,227 Goin' for another Baby Bonus, are youse? 963 00:53:25,220 --> 00:53:27,268 Fuck yeah! Oh, yes! 964 00:53:27,260 --> 00:53:29,069 Hey, hold this for a second. 965 00:53:29,060 --> 00:53:33,429 You have to do the GPS, man, 'cause my hand's busy with the bottle. 966 00:53:33,420 --> 00:53:35,263 I love computers. 967 00:53:35,260 --> 00:53:38,707 Me mum said she only lives about 20 minutes away from the Rock, eh? 968 00:53:38,700 --> 00:53:40,623 - Oh, right. 969 00:53:40,620 --> 00:53:42,941 - I fuckin' love this campervan, Kevin! - Whoo! 970 00:53:42,940 --> 00:53:46,865 I put Ayers Rock in. It just says go straight for three hours. 971 00:53:46,860 --> 00:53:49,466 Three hours? That doesn't sound right, babe. 972 00:53:49,460 --> 00:53:51,269 It's what the computer says. 973 00:53:51,260 --> 00:53:54,628 Thanks for makin' me look like a dickhead in front of me mates again! 974 00:53:54,620 --> 00:53:57,669 Fuckin' relax! I was just askin', ya sook. 975 00:53:57,660 --> 00:53:59,662 No need to be such a bitch about it! 976 00:53:59,660 --> 00:54:02,584 To be fair, man, you can be a bit of a sook, you know. 977 00:54:02,580 --> 00:54:04,309 You do it! 978 00:54:04,300 --> 00:54:06,189 Oh yeah, Kevin! 979 00:54:07,380 --> 00:54:09,382 I've never done it in a campervan, Kevin! 980 00:54:22,420 --> 00:54:24,388 It's not very impressive, eh? 981 00:54:24,380 --> 00:54:29,910 Oh! Isn't it amazing? It's so spiritual, hey? 982 00:54:29,900 --> 00:54:34,383 Look mate, I hate to tease you in front of your friends, but that's not it. 983 00:54:34,380 --> 00:54:35,711 You're a fuckin' dickhead. 984 00:54:35,700 --> 00:54:39,591 Oh, well what is it then, the Taj Mahal, huh, from China? 985 00:54:39,580 --> 00:54:42,231 Look, man. It's a servo. 986 00:54:47,460 --> 00:54:50,464 - Err! - See, it's hollow, isn't it? 987 00:54:50,460 --> 00:54:53,031 Hollow like your fuckin' head! 988 00:54:53,020 --> 00:54:57,389 So after a little bit of confusion, they were on their way. 989 00:54:57,380 --> 00:55:01,544 But In true Sunnyvale style, all the temptations on the way 990 00:55:01,540 --> 00:55:03,702 were very hard to resist. 991 00:55:03,700 --> 00:55:06,180 Hey, let's all go to Nimbin! 992 00:55:07,980 --> 00:55:12,463 Nimbin! Nimbin! Nimbin! Nimbin! Nimbin! 993 00:55:12,460 --> 00:55:14,781 Nimbin! Nimbin! 994 00:55:22,100 --> 00:55:25,991 Hey, hey, let's go to Ned Kelly's grave! 995 00:55:32,540 --> 00:55:34,429 Neddy! 996 00:55:36,140 --> 00:55:41,624 Oh, Ned! You're a legend! 997 00:55:41,620 --> 00:55:43,463 Shazza! 998 00:55:43,460 --> 00:55:47,670 - I gotta go see Bon Scott's grave. 999 00:55:47,660 --> 00:55:49,230 NOW! 1000 00:56:03,940 --> 00:56:06,511 Oh, they detoured bloody everywhere, 1001 00:56:06,500 --> 00:56:08,741 but finally they made it to Alice Springs. 1002 00:56:08,740 --> 00:56:12,301 Now, all they had to do was drop off the bikies' gear 1003 00:56:12,300 --> 00:56:14,780 and it was time to see Shazza's mum. 1004 00:56:20,660 --> 00:56:22,503 Hi! 1005 00:56:22,500 --> 00:56:24,901 Oi! Hello! 1006 00:56:25,900 --> 00:56:28,471 Hey, there's a note. 1007 00:56:28,460 --> 00:56:33,466 It says, like, urn, 'Sorry for the inconveni... venience. 1008 00:56:33,460 --> 00:56:36,145 We are busy burying someone. 1009 00:56:36,140 --> 00:56:39,542 Be back later. The bickies.' 1010 00:56:39,540 --> 00:56:41,030 Bikies. Bikies. 1011 00:56:43,660 --> 00:56:46,061 I love you, Kevin. 1012 00:56:49,260 --> 00:56:52,707 Fuck, all that shit with the bikies has given me a fuckin' headache. 1013 00:56:52,700 --> 00:56:54,589 Give us a fuckin' smoke. 1014 00:56:55,580 --> 00:56:59,141 - That's me last fuckin' one! - Oh, fuckin' pull ya head in, dickhead. 1015 00:57:00,340 --> 00:57:03,389 - Blah! 1016 00:57:30,500 --> 00:57:33,470 Who the fuck's that? 1017 00:57:33,460 --> 00:57:35,986 Mum, is that you? 1018 00:57:35,980 --> 00:57:38,426 It's me, Sharon! 1019 00:57:38,420 --> 00:57:42,266 Oh, come right in, love. I'm out the back in the bedroom. 1020 00:57:42,260 --> 00:57:45,264 Say hi to your mum for me, alright? We're gonna watch the van. 1021 00:57:45,260 --> 00:57:47,991 Yeah, you weren't invited anyway, ya dickhead. 1022 00:57:47,980 --> 00:57:49,630 Cam, Ness. 1023 00:58:05,300 --> 00:58:07,223 Is that you, Sharon? 1024 00:58:08,260 --> 00:58:10,501 Yes, Mum. It's me. 1025 00:58:10,500 --> 00:58:11,990 Oh! 1026 00:58:13,260 --> 00:58:15,786 Um, hi, I'm Vanessa, Shazza's mate. 1027 00:58:15,780 --> 00:58:19,501 I've got a great arse, don't ya think? 1028 00:58:20,500 --> 00:58:23,151 Would ya fuck off, Nessa? Jesus! 1029 00:58:23,140 --> 00:58:27,862 Well, I'll just go watch TV. Hope you got fuckin' Foxtel! 1030 00:58:32,380 --> 00:58:34,189 Thanks for coming, love. 1031 00:58:34,180 --> 00:58:36,023 Yeah, what's wrong with you, anyway? 1032 00:58:36,020 --> 00:58:42,027 Well, the doctors reckon it's the fags, but they're fuckin' liars anyway. 1033 00:58:45,100 --> 00:58:50,311 - You haven't got one, have ya, love? - Oh, um, nah, sorry. 1034 00:58:50,300 --> 00:58:52,348 I just smoked me last one, eh? 1035 00:58:58,220 --> 00:59:00,222 Oh, fuck me! Look at all these animals! 1036 00:59:00,220 --> 00:59:02,348 It's like Noah's Park. Have a look! 1037 00:59:07,980 --> 00:59:09,903 Which one's got the biggest dick? 1038 00:59:10,900 --> 00:59:14,427 The kiwi. om Nah. 1039 00:59:16,020 --> 00:59:20,105 Camels, mate. They look similar to the Assassins, them. Look at 'em. 1040 00:59:20,100 --> 00:59:22,580 It does look like Abdul. You gotta admit it, mate. 1041 00:59:25,140 --> 00:59:27,029 You know what I hate? 1042 00:59:27,020 --> 00:59:28,624 - I hate kangaroos, man. - What?! 1043 00:59:28,620 --> 00:59:31,305 They think they're good. They're on everything. 1044 00:59:31,300 --> 00:59:33,541 They're on like underpants of Olympic swimmers, 1045 00:59:33,540 --> 00:59:36,225 they're like on like coins and notes and this and that. 1046 00:59:36,220 --> 00:59:38,382 They're just wankers of the animal world. 1047 00:59:38,380 --> 00:59:40,667 They're like heroes, man! Like Ned Kelly. 1048 00:59:40,660 --> 00:59:44,221 Shazza, I got you here to apologise 1049 00:59:44,220 --> 00:59:47,349 to you, love, for leaving you when you were three. 1050 00:59:47,340 --> 00:59:50,583 Yeah, well, it was pretty fuckin' fucked in the face of ya. 1051 00:59:50,580 --> 00:59:52,423 It wasn't my fault. 1052 00:59:52,420 --> 00:59:55,310 Your dad had gambling debts coming out of his arse. 1053 00:59:55,300 --> 00:59:58,383 Oh, blame Dad. He was always there for us. 1054 00:59:58,380 --> 01:00:02,829 It wasn't my fault! I had to create 18 fuckin' false identities 1055 01:00:02,820 --> 01:00:04,549 to pay off his debts. 1056 01:00:04,540 --> 01:00:06,588 Are you fuckin' serious? 1057 01:00:06,580 --> 01:00:09,504 The cops were after me. I had to piss off. 1058 01:00:09,500 --> 01:00:14,461 Shit, Mum! Why didn't you say something before? 1059 01:00:14,460 --> 01:00:16,508 Can ya forgive me? 1060 01:00:18,580 --> 01:00:22,426 Um, is it just me, or is there, like, no fuckin' TV in here? 1061 01:00:22,420 --> 01:00:25,151 How can you live without a fuckin' TV? 1062 01:00:25,140 --> 01:00:27,507 Don't know why youse are standing over there, mate. 1063 01:00:27,500 --> 01:00:29,741 - It stinks from them animals. - Yeah, alright. 1064 01:00:29,740 --> 01:00:32,107 Hey, Kev, give us your phone. 1065 01:00:32,100 --> 01:00:34,307 - I want to show Franky that app we got. - Oh, yeah! 1066 01:00:34,300 --> 01:00:36,826 - Check this out, man. It's a pussy. - What do you mean? 1067 01:00:36,820 --> 01:00:40,461 Look at it, man. Get your finger and rub the pussy and it's gonna come. 1068 01:00:40,460 --> 01:00:42,622 - On the screen? - On the screen, man. Look, rub. 1069 01:00:44,860 --> 01:00:46,908 - It's like a chick. - Keep goin', keep goin'. 1070 01:00:46,900 --> 01:00:49,710 What, I go quicker'? I get it now! You do this and then... 1071 01:00:49,700 --> 01:00:51,225 I see. 1072 01:00:51,220 --> 01:00:53,427 - Hey, look at that! 1073 01:00:55,860 --> 01:00:57,988 - Dickhead, mate! 1074 01:00:57,980 --> 01:01:00,142 It's fucked on it. Here, take it. 1075 01:01:00,140 --> 01:01:01,630 - What? - Not my fault! 1076 01:01:02,620 --> 01:01:04,463 - Hey! Mmm. 1077 01:01:04,460 --> 01:01:07,191 Watch me give these animals the shits, fully. 1078 01:01:10,580 --> 01:01:12,628 Skippy, ya big poof, come here, mate. 1079 01:01:12,620 --> 01:01:14,429 - Go, Franky! - Oh! 1080 01:01:14,420 --> 01:01:16,149 Watch this. 1081 01:01:16,140 --> 01:01:17,551 - Go, Skippy! - Yeah! 1082 01:01:19,460 --> 01:01:22,589 Catch him! Catch him! Dive on his tail! 1083 01:01:22,580 --> 01:01:25,470 We're so similar, you and me. 1084 01:01:25,460 --> 01:01:27,827 Fuckin' rortin' Centrelink 1085 01:01:27,820 --> 01:01:32,144 and fuckin' fucked up de factos and you love ya smokes. 1086 01:01:32,140 --> 01:01:33,904 Do ya bong on, Mum? 1087 01:01:33,900 --> 01:01:39,907 Not now, but back in the days, I loved a bucket bong. 1088 01:01:39,900 --> 01:01:42,665 Mum! 1089 01:01:42,660 --> 01:01:44,230 Ah, excuse me. 1090 01:01:44,220 --> 01:01:46,382 You know ya got nothin' in ya fuckin' fridge? 1091 01:01:46,380 --> 01:01:48,223 - Go, Franky! - Yeah, go, Franky! 1092 01:01:48,220 --> 01:01:49,824 Who am I, mate? 1093 01:01:49,820 --> 01:01:51,470 Who am I, ya big poof? 1094 01:01:51,460 --> 01:01:53,269 Franky's being an emu too! 1095 01:01:55,060 --> 01:01:56,664 I can't tell the difference! 1096 01:01:56,660 --> 01:01:59,266 - Watch out he doesn't peck ya! - Come on! 1097 01:01:59,260 --> 01:02:02,343 - Oh, he's cheesin' him up! - I'll get ripped up. 1098 01:02:02,340 --> 01:02:04,741 - Hit it! Hit it! - You want a go? 1099 01:02:04,740 --> 01:02:07,107 - You want a go, bird?! - Smash him! 1100 01:02:07,100 --> 01:02:08,989 I swear, I hate these animals, man. 1101 01:02:08,980 --> 01:02:11,586 He's got a big bum, like my missus. 1102 01:02:11,580 --> 01:02:13,867 - You're right, Kev! 1103 01:02:13,860 --> 01:02:16,067 The emu's arse is the same as your missus! 1104 01:02:17,660 --> 01:02:19,981 It's piss-boring in there, eh? 1105 01:02:19,980 --> 01:02:21,982 Well, get your big arse down here, woman! 1106 01:02:21,980 --> 01:02:24,631 Franky's doin' some funny shit! 1107 01:02:24,620 --> 01:02:28,466 - Should I go in? Alright, I'll go in. 1108 01:02:30,380 --> 01:02:33,782 Hey, I thought ya said ya didn't have smokes, ya bitch. 1109 01:02:33,780 --> 01:02:37,227 Oh, come on, Mum. It was me third-last one. 1110 01:02:38,700 --> 01:02:43,547 Oi! Would youse fuckin' shut up?! I'm tryin' to talk to me fuckin' mum! 1111 01:02:46,940 --> 01:02:48,544 - Pecked me on the dick! 1112 01:02:48,540 --> 01:02:50,702 - You bastard! 1113 01:02:50,700 --> 01:02:52,225 It pecked him on the pecker! 1114 01:02:56,620 --> 01:02:58,463 You have it, Mum. 1115 01:02:58,460 --> 01:03:03,626 Shazza, I'm fuckin' proud of you. You turned out real good. 1116 01:03:03,620 --> 01:03:05,270 Thanks, Mum. 1117 01:03:05,260 --> 01:03:07,706 Give it a lick, mate! Give it a lick! That'll fix it! 1118 01:03:07,700 --> 01:03:10,351 - Oh, now him too! 1119 01:03:10,340 --> 01:03:11,990 Let me film it. Let me film it. 1120 01:03:11,980 --> 01:03:15,382 Shaz, do me a favour. 1121 01:03:15,380 --> 01:03:20,068 When I'm gone, take me ashes up on top of Ayers Rock 1122 01:03:20,060 --> 01:03:23,428 and scatter 'em all over the place. 1123 01:03:23,420 --> 01:03:25,661 I promise, Mum. 1124 01:03:25,660 --> 01:03:27,708 You're a good girl, Shaz. 1125 01:03:30,860 --> 01:03:34,069 Mum! Mum, are you alright? 1126 01:03:41,300 --> 01:03:42,904 Oi! 1127 01:03:42,900 --> 01:03:47,622 Oi! Me mum just fuckin' died! 1128 01:03:56,940 --> 01:03:58,829 Oh, yes, Kevin! Give it to me! 1129 01:03:58,820 --> 01:04:00,504 Hey, Franky! 1130 01:04:00,500 --> 01:04:03,265 That was a top idea selling the fuel to pay for the cremation. 1131 01:04:03,260 --> 01:04:07,231 I am amazed at the ideas that come on my brain, Dazza. 1132 01:04:08,660 --> 01:04:10,822 Oh, the cheeky buggers. 1133 01:04:10,820 --> 01:04:14,142 They used the bikies' fuel card to fill up that drum with petrol. 1134 01:04:14,140 --> 01:04:17,906 Then they drove a half a kay up the road and started undercutting the servo. 1135 01:04:19,420 --> 01:04:21,991 Oh, man! They made a fair bit of money. 1136 01:04:21,980 --> 01:04:23,982 Would have made more if it was high octane. 1137 01:04:23,980 --> 01:04:27,223 Yeah, I wish youse would have got a bit more cash, but. 1138 01:04:27,220 --> 01:04:30,702 I feel fuckin' povo puttin' Mum's ashes in her old ugg boot. 1139 01:04:30,700 --> 01:04:35,103 - It's all good, babe. Sheepskin. - Oh, shut ya fuckin' trap! 1140 01:04:35,100 --> 01:04:37,307 That's fuckin' 100% Australian wool. 1141 01:05:02,660 --> 01:05:04,150 Whoo! 1142 01:05:12,500 --> 01:05:16,505 Excuse me, mate, is this the road to the real Ayers Rock, or what? 1143 01:05:16,500 --> 01:05:18,787 Yes, this is the road to the real Ayers Rock. 1144 01:05:18,780 --> 01:05:21,704 $25 entry fee per person. 1145 01:05:21,700 --> 01:05:25,386 What? You're not gonna tell us we have to pay to get in here, are ya? 1146 01:05:25,380 --> 01:05:27,542 25 bucks? Bro, what have you got in there? 1147 01:05:27,540 --> 01:05:29,827 Waterslides and, like, you know, rides and shit? 1148 01:05:29,820 --> 01:05:32,061 What about if we got our pension cards? 1149 01:05:32,060 --> 01:05:34,984 Not even 1,000 pension cards will get you in. 1150 01:05:34,980 --> 01:05:39,668 Simply pay, or disappear out of my life once and for all. 1151 01:05:39,660 --> 01:05:41,947 Mate, how dare you try and block us 1152 01:05:41,940 --> 01:05:44,307 like this is fuckin' Facebook or some shit?! 1153 01:05:44,300 --> 01:05:47,190 We got a right to see that rock, ya fuckin' cockhead. 1154 01:05:47,180 --> 01:05:49,706 Same as we got a right to celebrate the Anzacs 1155 01:05:49,700 --> 01:05:51,828 for floggin' the Chinese back in the day. 1156 01:05:51,820 --> 01:05:52,867 ♪ FANFARE 1157 01:05:52,860 --> 01:05:54,510 We're Aussies, mate. 1158 01:05:54,500 --> 01:05:57,947 Ya gotta let us in, ya fuckin' four-eyed knob jockey. 1159 01:05:57,940 --> 01:06:01,911 We have those fees so that fuckin' four-eyed knob jockeys like me 1160 01:06:01,900 --> 01:06:05,507 can keep bogans like you from coming in here and wrecking the place. 1161 01:06:05,500 --> 01:06:07,867 So buzz off. 1162 01:06:07,860 --> 01:06:12,024 Now, people in Sunnyvale might be lazy and they might be bludgers. 1163 01:06:12,020 --> 01:06:16,344 But one thing about us - we're not used to takin' no for an answer. 1164 01:06:16,340 --> 01:06:19,150 You don't wanna give us permission? Stuff ya, then. 1165 01:06:19,140 --> 01:06:20,790 We'll just break in. 1166 01:06:20,780 --> 01:06:23,829 Mate, that wasn't even a challenge. 1167 01:06:23,820 --> 01:06:26,949 There was no barbed wire fence, no security cameras. 1168 01:06:26,940 --> 01:06:28,430 Pfft! 1169 01:06:34,620 --> 01:06:36,429 Look at this. 1170 01:06:37,740 --> 01:06:39,549 Is that a UFO, man? 1171 01:06:42,580 --> 01:06:44,503 - What? - Where'd it go? 1172 01:06:44,500 --> 01:06:46,582 You're fuckin' seein' things, bro. Let's go. 1173 01:06:46,580 --> 01:06:49,584 ♪ Vamoose 1174 01:07:10,340 --> 01:07:12,547 We're not seriously climbing that? 1175 01:07:12,540 --> 01:07:16,022 It was me mum's dyin' wish. Fuckin' come on. 1176 01:07:17,060 --> 01:07:20,382 No, fuck this, bro. Do I look like a forklift to you? 1177 01:07:20,380 --> 01:07:22,701 I don't want to carry this shit all the way up there. 1178 01:07:22,700 --> 01:07:25,180 Why don't we just do the barbecue over here? 1179 01:07:25,180 --> 01:07:28,343 It can be the tribute to death to the mother barbecue. 1180 01:07:44,740 --> 01:07:47,744 ♪ HEAVY METAL 1181 01:08:09,900 --> 01:08:12,904 ♪ Chemical 1182 01:08:39,700 --> 01:08:41,987 I love you. I love you a lot. 1183 01:08:41,980 --> 01:08:44,142 Kylie! 1184 01:08:44,140 --> 01:08:49,021 If you can hear me up there, I fully miss you! 1185 01:08:49,020 --> 01:08:51,466 Kylie!! 1186 01:09:07,380 --> 01:09:11,908 That's it, boys. Give 'em an Ularoot, Housos style. That's it. 1187 01:09:11,900 --> 01:09:13,902 Hey, hey, Franky! Check this out! 1188 01:09:13,900 --> 01:09:15,982 Where's the clown who wouldn't let us in now? 1189 01:09:15,980 --> 01:09:17,470 I wish he could see youse! 1190 01:09:17,460 --> 01:09:19,462 Fancy that dickhead sayin' they're tryin' 1191 01:09:19,460 --> 01:09:21,622 to keep people like us outta here. 1192 01:09:21,620 --> 01:09:23,110 What's wrong with us? 1193 01:09:23,100 --> 01:09:25,228 - Hey, Dazza! 1194 01:09:25,220 --> 01:09:26,710 What the fuck are you doing? 1195 01:09:26,700 --> 01:09:29,749 Hey, I'm gonna go for a climb. I'll be back later. Hectic! 1196 01:09:31,860 --> 01:09:33,703 Oh, give me Ayers Rock style, mate! 1197 01:09:37,780 --> 01:09:40,784 ♪ It's All Good 1198 01:09:59,780 --> 01:10:03,341 Hey, Shaz, do ya reckon I'd get wasted if I snorted your mum's ashes? 1199 01:10:04,580 --> 01:10:07,186 You are deadset fucked in the face, aren't ya? 1200 01:10:10,180 --> 01:10:12,581 Did ' - You invite them to the orgy? 1201 01:10:14,100 --> 01:10:16,501 Sometimes your luck can go from good to bad 1202 01:10:16,500 --> 01:10:19,504 in the time it takes to fill out your Centrelink forms. 1203 01:10:19,500 --> 01:10:21,423 Look who it is. 1204 01:10:21,420 --> 01:10:23,184 That's the two coppers who got fired, 1205 01:10:23,180 --> 01:10:26,343 and I think it's fair to say they're still pretty shitty. 1206 01:10:26,340 --> 01:10:27,944 Fuckin' housos. 1207 01:10:36,900 --> 01:10:40,109 Ha. It's not one of my best ones, 1208 01:10:40,100 --> 01:10:42,671 but, I swear, who would have thought tagging Ayers Rock 1209 01:10:42,660 --> 01:10:44,628 would be easier than tagging a train? 1210 01:10:44,620 --> 01:10:48,181 Sunnyvale for life, Australia! 1211 01:10:48,180 --> 01:10:50,467 Yeah! 1212 01:10:50,460 --> 01:10:54,749 ♪ BROKEN ENGLISH: Don't Go Getting Caught 1213 01:11:18,140 --> 01:11:22,225 In breaking news, the former Mayor of Sunnyvale, Simon Abbott, 1214 01:11:22,220 --> 01:11:24,507 has been elected into the Federal Parliament. 1215 01:11:24,500 --> 01:11:27,629 As the new Federal Minister for National Monuments, 1216 01:11:27,620 --> 01:11:31,705 I would just like to say that places like the Sydney Harbour Bridge 1217 01:11:31,700 --> 01:11:34,909 and the Opera House, in fact, all our national monuments, 1218 01:11:34,900 --> 01:11:38,347 will be protected vigorously by my ministry. 1219 01:11:38,340 --> 01:11:39,910 Thank you. 1220 01:11:39,900 --> 01:11:42,221 In national news, four people have been arrested 1221 01:11:42,220 --> 01:11:44,541 for breaking into Uluru National Park. 1222 01:11:44,540 --> 01:11:48,864 Unconfirmed reports claim they started fires and had an orgy. 1223 01:11:48,860 --> 01:11:51,386 - Bloody hell! - That's Mum! 1224 01:11:55,420 --> 01:11:57,991 Whoo! Yeah! 1225 01:11:59,860 --> 01:12:02,830 Shut up! Shut the fuck up! 1226 01:12:02,820 --> 01:12:06,825 Apparently the group made a barbecue, had sex, took drugs 1227 01:12:06,820 --> 01:12:11,382 and then defaced the rock by covering this section in graffiti. 1228 01:12:11,380 --> 01:12:15,783 Yeah! Go, Sunnyvale! Go, Sunnyvale! Yeah! 1229 01:12:15,780 --> 01:12:18,704 Shut up, you idiots! 1230 01:12:18,700 --> 01:12:23,183 Can't you see in the background - the coppers have got our campervan. 1231 01:12:27,980 --> 01:12:30,187 That's bloody disgusting! 1232 01:12:30,180 --> 01:12:31,909 Bloody outrageous! 1233 01:12:31,900 --> 01:12:34,665 The group are not from the Northern Territory, 1234 01:12:34,660 --> 01:12:37,903 but from the notorious housing estate known as The Block, 1235 01:12:37,900 --> 01:12:40,267 in Sunnyvale, New South Wales. 1236 01:12:40,260 --> 01:12:43,423 What's your reaction to this arrest? 1237 01:12:43,420 --> 01:12:45,787 You guys, like, film everything and that, eh, 1238 01:12:45,780 --> 01:12:49,102 and then like f--- it up on TV and make us look like we're f---ed, eh? 1239 01:12:49,100 --> 01:12:51,341 - We're not f---ed. - Yeah, we're not f---ed. 1240 01:12:51,340 --> 01:12:54,344 - It's just a rock. - Yeah, but, I mean... 1241 01:12:54,340 --> 01:12:56,263 I'm standing on a rock now. 1242 01:12:56,260 --> 01:12:58,706 - Have a look. - Yeah, but it's not Ayers Rock. 1243 01:12:58,700 --> 01:13:00,543 What's your response to that? 1244 01:13:00,540 --> 01:13:06,229 Oh, what's your response to these is a bit more like it, don't ya think? 1245 01:13:06,220 --> 01:13:08,188 Simon, get in here! 1246 01:13:08,180 --> 01:13:09,909 Senator. 1247 01:13:09,900 --> 01:13:13,063 I hated those scumbags when I was Mayor of Sunnyvale. 1248 01:13:13,060 --> 01:13:16,985 How dare they desecrate one of our great national objects? 1249 01:13:18,100 --> 01:13:22,822 Simon, I want to be kept informed of all the details regarding this case. 1250 01:13:30,700 --> 01:13:32,543 What do you reckon happened to Franky? 1251 01:13:32,540 --> 01:13:34,781 Oh, I don't know. Maybe a dingo ate him. 1252 01:13:34,780 --> 01:13:36,862 - Shut the fuck up! 1253 01:13:36,860 --> 01:13:38,908 The judge is about to talk. 1254 01:13:38,900 --> 01:13:41,506 Miss Jones. 1255 01:13:41,500 --> 01:13:43,787 Mr Smith. 1256 01:13:43,780 --> 01:13:46,784 Mr... Takamatu? 1257 01:13:46,780 --> 01:13:49,545 And Miss Talawahoo. 1258 01:13:49,540 --> 01:13:52,942 Have you got anything to say before I pass sentence? 1259 01:13:52,940 --> 01:13:54,430 Yeah. 1260 01:13:54,420 --> 01:13:56,548 Listen, Judge, matey, I do, alright? 1261 01:13:56,540 --> 01:14:00,704 All I was tryin' to do was sprinkle me mum's ashes 1262 01:14:00,700 --> 01:14:04,421 what are in that ugg boot right there on top of the rock. 1263 01:14:04,420 --> 01:14:09,347 Now, can you tell me, as an Australian, how can that possibly be illegal? 1264 01:14:09,340 --> 01:14:10,830 You tell him, Sharon! 1265 01:14:10,820 --> 01:14:12,822 Yeah, and, mate, it's un-Australian 1266 01:14:12,820 --> 01:14:17,109 for you to tell us that, on our own rock, we can't have a barbecue. 1267 01:14:17,100 --> 01:14:19,467 It's a bloody Aussie tradition, mate. 1268 01:14:19,460 --> 01:14:21,701 - Fuckin' tell him, Shaz! - Yeah. 1269 01:14:21,700 --> 01:14:24,306 Now, I don't know much about the Northern Territory, 1270 01:14:24,300 --> 01:14:27,349 but I heard youse aren't no soft cocks, eh? 1271 01:14:27,340 --> 01:14:30,822 And anyway, even if what we done was illegal, 1272 01:14:30,820 --> 01:14:34,222 as a true-blue Aussie, it wasn't wrong, mate. 1273 01:14:34,220 --> 01:14:36,951 Especially here in the Territory. 1274 01:14:36,940 --> 01:14:40,911 This place is the piss-sinking capital of Australia, 1275 01:14:40,900 --> 01:14:45,064 and I, for one, fuckin' love it! 1276 01:14:49,980 --> 01:14:54,224 Miss Jones, you know, you're bloody right. 1277 01:14:54,220 --> 01:14:57,986 In this part of Australia, we still love a beer and a barbie. 1278 01:14:57,980 --> 01:15:00,347 And the occasional bong. 1279 01:15:00,340 --> 01:15:02,946 - Oh, what a cone-head! 1280 01:15:02,940 --> 01:15:05,341 I'm gonna let youse off with a warnin'. 1281 01:15:05,340 --> 01:15:07,308 Case dismissed. 1282 01:15:07,300 --> 01:15:09,268 Bailiff, give 'em all a beer on the way out. 1283 01:15:09,260 --> 01:15:10,705 Oh, yeah, bro! 1284 01:15:10,700 --> 01:15:13,909 So it's cool to sprinkle me mum's ashes on the Rock, eh? 1285 01:15:13,900 --> 01:15:16,267 Don't push your luck, darlin'. 1286 01:15:21,500 --> 01:15:22,945 Freedom! 1287 01:15:22,940 --> 01:15:25,102 Oh, it was a close call, that's for sure. 1288 01:15:27,260 --> 01:15:29,069 Bloody outrageous! 1289 01:15:31,580 --> 01:15:33,901 So Shazza got her mum's ashes back. 1290 01:15:33,900 --> 01:15:35,743 Oh, and how lucky's this? 1291 01:15:35,740 --> 01:15:39,904 They got the camper back, too, without the coppers even searchin' it. 1292 01:15:47,340 --> 01:15:49,183 There's Franky, bro. 1293 01:15:49,180 --> 01:15:50,784 Oh-ho! 1294 01:15:50,780 --> 01:15:53,909 Franky, bro! 1295 01:16:02,940 --> 01:16:05,261 What the fuck's with the gear, Franky? 1296 01:16:05,260 --> 01:16:06,750 What have you been up to, eh? 1297 01:16:06,740 --> 01:16:09,346 What happened to ya? You've been gone ages, mate. 1298 01:16:09,340 --> 01:16:11,104 Listen, I've gone through some shit. 1299 01:16:11,100 --> 01:16:13,148 And I do not want to talk about it, please. 1300 01:16:13,140 --> 01:16:15,984 - You rob a Cash Converters, matey? - I said don't ask! 1301 01:16:15,980 --> 01:16:18,586 Bro, you tryin' to start up the Anzacs again, eh? 1302 01:16:18,580 --> 01:16:21,151 Why are you wearin' a seaweed salad on your head, mate? 1303 01:16:21,140 --> 01:16:24,303 - You got hair like Nessa, eh? - 'Eh, eh.' Fuckin' funny. 1304 01:16:24,300 --> 01:16:27,702 Oh, bro, Call of Duty called - they want all their shit back. 1305 01:16:27,700 --> 01:16:31,022 Yeah, New Zealand called, man - they want their sheep back. 1306 01:16:31,020 --> 01:16:33,261 Without skidmarks on the arse. 1307 01:16:33,260 --> 01:16:35,706 Could we just piss off now, please? 1308 01:16:52,260 --> 01:16:55,901 Angry, just got off the phone to the Alice chapter. 1309 01:16:55,900 --> 01:16:58,267 The stuffs arrived, mate. 1310 01:16:58,260 --> 01:17:01,469 Well... thank fuck for that. 1311 01:17:01,460 --> 01:17:06,466 Make a note - we don't use fuckin' housos again. 1312 01:17:07,620 --> 01:17:10,066 What's the go with Franky, mate? 1313 01:17:15,220 --> 01:17:18,827 Franky! Don't you wanna dump that and get in here? 1314 01:17:18,820 --> 01:17:22,541 Dazza, mate, just, like, give me my space, bro. 1315 01:17:22,540 --> 01:17:24,702 What the fuck happened out in the bush, mate? 1316 01:17:24,700 --> 01:17:28,341 I'm dealing with some issues. Just fuck off. 1317 01:17:32,660 --> 01:17:34,788 What the fuck's up Franky's arse? 1318 01:17:34,780 --> 01:17:38,580 Oi, Daz. Come sit down here with me, bub. 1319 01:17:38,580 --> 01:17:40,708 You know something, babe? 1320 01:17:40,700 --> 01:17:44,830 Even after all this shit we went through, it all turned out OK. 1321 01:17:44,820 --> 01:17:47,391 Mum'll just have to come live with us now. 1322 01:17:47,380 --> 01:17:49,223 You're so good, Shaz. 1323 01:17:49,220 --> 01:17:52,349 I really love you, even when you're being a bitch. 1324 01:17:52,340 --> 01:17:54,581 I fuckin' love you too, Dazza. 1325 01:18:15,780 --> 01:18:19,671 Now, when they got back home, everything sort of went back to normal. 1326 01:18:19,660 --> 01:18:21,822 Well, for a little while. 1327 01:18:22,900 --> 01:18:26,188 Kevin, I saw you staring at the chick's arse on the TV! 1328 01:18:26,180 --> 01:18:27,705 Arghhh! 1329 01:18:27,700 --> 01:18:29,429 Oh, you bitch! 1330 01:18:40,620 --> 01:18:42,190 Where's the kids? 1331 01:18:42,180 --> 01:18:44,706 I dunno. They're round here somewhere. 1332 01:18:44,700 --> 01:18:47,226 I can't hear the television! 1333 01:18:47,220 --> 01:18:50,144 God, it was bloody better when you'd all pissed off! 1334 01:18:59,740 --> 01:19:02,425 What the fuck are you doin' in there? Get out. 1335 01:19:02,420 --> 01:19:05,583 I found one, Shaz. But no booze or smokes. 1336 01:19:05,580 --> 01:19:07,901 You know that cupboard's for potatoes. 1337 01:19:07,900 --> 01:19:10,949 Get outta there before you hurt yourself, idiot! 1338 01:19:10,940 --> 01:19:14,023 Tonight on A Current Affairs, the Minister for National Monuments 1339 01:19:14,020 --> 01:19:15,704 talks to us exclusively. 1340 01:19:15,700 --> 01:19:17,623 Minister, good evening. 1341 01:19:17,620 --> 01:19:19,110 Hello, John. 1342 01:19:19,100 --> 01:19:21,102 Oh, not this fuckin' cockface! 1343 01:19:21,100 --> 01:19:23,182 Today you've announced a Federal crackdown 1344 01:19:23,180 --> 01:19:25,547 on people who disgrace national monuments. 1345 01:19:25,540 --> 01:19:27,429 Would you care to elaborate? 1346 01:19:27,420 --> 01:19:29,900 Yes. As we saw recently, there has been a wave 1347 01:19:29,900 --> 01:19:33,666 of what I would call anti-Australian behaviour in the community. 1348 01:19:33,660 --> 01:19:37,506 Myself and the Prime Minister agree it has to be stopped. 1349 01:19:37,500 --> 01:19:39,025 Shit, eh? 1350 01:19:40,620 --> 01:19:43,624 Hey, Shazza! There's a million cops out on the street! 1351 01:19:43,620 --> 01:19:45,941 Some stupid mongrel's about to get caned! 1352 01:19:45,940 --> 01:19:48,944 ♪ HIP-HOP 1353 01:19:51,220 --> 01:19:54,064 So what's the government's response, Minister? 1354 01:19:54,060 --> 01:19:56,427 I've decided to use new Federal laws 1355 01:19:56,420 --> 01:20:01,665 to rearrest the maggots who showed total disrespect to Uluru last week. 1356 01:20:04,460 --> 01:20:06,462 And I believe this is happening as we speak. 1357 01:20:06,460 --> 01:20:10,784 Yes. These scum-bums have to pay for their hideous crimes. 1358 01:20:10,780 --> 01:20:13,181 Especially the graffiti. 1359 01:20:14,660 --> 01:20:16,788 Shut up, shut up, shut up. I can hear cops. 1360 01:20:39,060 --> 01:20:40,266 Where's the sidecar? 1361 01:20:42,260 --> 01:20:47,061 Well, Tank... not a bad little machine. 1362 01:20:47,060 --> 01:20:49,984 Yeah, what goes around comes around, mate. 1363 01:20:49,980 --> 01:20:53,427 ♪ HEAVY METAL 1364 01:21:09,380 --> 01:21:11,508 They've just charged me with graffiti. 1365 01:21:11,500 --> 01:21:14,071 How did they even know I was there? Who's dogged me, man? 1366 01:21:14,060 --> 01:21:15,710 Was it one of youse? 1367 01:21:15,700 --> 01:21:18,510 Franky, you can be such a tool. 1368 01:21:18,500 --> 01:21:21,026 Your ex-girlfriend Cheree dobbed you in. 1369 01:21:21,020 --> 01:21:23,068 She saw your graffiti on the TV. 1370 01:21:23,060 --> 01:21:26,667 Crime Stoppers? Yep, I want to dob in Franky Falzoni. 1371 01:21:26,660 --> 01:21:28,628 Yeah, I saw some shit on TV. 1372 01:21:28,620 --> 01:21:30,987 He's me ex-de facto and, definitely, he done it. 1373 01:21:30,980 --> 01:21:33,506 Well, let that be a lesson to all of youse. 1374 01:21:33,500 --> 01:21:37,027 Pay your child support to ya missus, no matter how many kids ya got. 1375 01:21:37,020 --> 01:21:40,581 I pay it to my missus, and I haven't even got kids. 1376 01:21:42,980 --> 01:21:45,108 - Senator. - Prime Minister. 1377 01:21:45,100 --> 01:21:49,503 I saw the interview on A Current Affair. Great work. 1378 01:21:49,500 --> 01:21:53,061 Our approval rating is up five points today. 1379 01:21:53,060 --> 01:21:54,550 Thank you. 1380 01:21:54,540 --> 01:21:59,307 Hopefully, we can discourage bogans from defacing our great national monuments. 1381 01:21:59,300 --> 01:22:04,466 Any popular policy is a policy I fully support. 1382 01:22:04,460 --> 01:22:06,064 Good-o. 1383 01:22:06,060 --> 01:22:08,745 Now, having the coppers after you is one thing. 1384 01:22:08,740 --> 01:22:11,391 But having the whole bloody Federal Government after you 1385 01:22:11,380 --> 01:22:13,109 is a different thing altogether. 1386 01:22:13,100 --> 01:22:15,228 You know you're up the creek without a paddle. 1387 01:22:15,220 --> 01:22:18,064 Look, youse are all shittin' your pants for nothin', I swear. 1388 01:22:18,060 --> 01:22:20,631 I've, like, fully 'organasised' all the legal shit. 1389 01:22:20,620 --> 01:22:23,703 Yeah, well why don't you tell us what the big fuckin' plan is, then? 1390 01:22:23,700 --> 01:22:26,431 If I tell ya, it's gonna jinx the whole thing, alright? 1391 01:22:26,420 --> 01:22:30,789 So just, like, trust me. We got a mad legal defence coming. 1392 01:22:41,540 --> 01:22:44,623 Sorry I'm late. I was outside havin' a smoke. 1393 01:22:44,620 --> 01:22:48,750 Do you realise how far I have to walk because you can't smoke in here? 1394 01:22:48,740 --> 01:22:50,868 It's a fuckin' mission, mate. 1395 01:22:50,860 --> 01:22:52,624 Franky, ya gotta be fuckin' kidding. 1396 01:22:52,620 --> 01:22:55,305 This fuckin' tic-tac better not be our lawyer. 1397 01:22:55,300 --> 01:22:59,749 Oi! Ya wanna be a smart-arse, I'll go home right now, ya slut! 1398 01:22:59,740 --> 01:23:02,027 Chillax, chillax, will youse? 1399 01:23:02,020 --> 01:23:03,306 Pause. 1400 01:23:03,300 --> 01:23:05,382 Just trust me, alright? Trust me. 1401 01:23:05,380 --> 01:23:07,781 What are you thinkin', Franky, with this Tiny Teddy? 1402 01:23:07,780 --> 01:23:09,430 He's not even a lawyer, mate. 1403 01:23:09,420 --> 01:23:13,220 Hey, he's small size. That means we're gonna get mad sympathy. 1404 01:23:13,220 --> 01:23:15,143 Them judges are all political correct. 1405 01:23:15,140 --> 01:23:17,746 He's not gonna go against the disabled - a real one. 1406 01:23:17,740 --> 01:23:19,344 What are you lookin' at? 1407 01:23:19,340 --> 01:23:22,025 It's an acquittal for sure, mate. 1408 01:23:22,020 --> 01:23:25,467 Alright, alright. Let's begin proceedings. 1409 01:23:25,460 --> 01:23:27,224 I should like to start... 1410 01:23:28,540 --> 01:23:30,383 What-what are you doing? 1411 01:23:30,380 --> 01:23:32,747 What, no smoking? 1412 01:23:32,740 --> 01:23:36,028 And now you're gonna tell me I can't drink? 1413 01:23:36,020 --> 01:23:38,421 What else are you gonna fuckin' throw at me? 1414 01:23:38,420 --> 01:23:40,184 You are not allowed to... 1415 01:23:40,180 --> 01:23:42,467 Don't you fuckin' talk down to me, mate. 1416 01:23:42,460 --> 01:23:44,189 I shall hold you in contempt. 1417 01:23:44,180 --> 01:23:47,070 Do you know who I am?! My brother's a bikie! 1418 01:23:47,060 --> 01:23:50,746 We'll find you and we'll rip your head off, ya muppet. 1419 01:23:50,740 --> 01:23:55,268 Ya dirty fuckin' maggots! Get ya fuckin' hands off me! 1420 01:23:55,260 --> 01:23:59,265 Get off me! Put me down! Do you even know who the fuck I am? 1421 01:24:00,420 --> 01:24:02,627 Would the accused take off his hat? 1422 01:24:02,620 --> 01:24:04,543 Hey, I know the rules, mate. 1423 01:24:04,540 --> 01:24:07,544 Your CCTV can see my face, so I don't need to take my hat off. 1424 01:24:07,540 --> 01:24:09,349 It's just like in a nightclub. 1425 01:24:09,340 --> 01:24:11,308 I told you to take off your hat. 1426 01:24:12,300 --> 01:24:17,431 Hey, how come he has to take off his hat and you get to wear your wig? 1427 01:24:17,420 --> 01:24:18,910 That's a mad point, mate. 1428 01:24:18,900 --> 01:24:20,948 Don't you try and touch that hat, dickheads. 1429 01:24:27,500 --> 01:24:29,787 - Simon. - Senator. 1430 01:24:29,780 --> 01:24:33,182 Good work using the ASIO CCTV. 1431 01:24:33,180 --> 01:24:34,784 This is gold. 1432 01:24:34,780 --> 01:24:37,067 My God. 1433 01:24:37,060 --> 01:24:38,949 Can you believe that people like this 1434 01:24:38,940 --> 01:24:41,307 actually share the same air that we breathe? 1435 01:24:43,380 --> 01:24:47,066 Excuse me, bro. Um, I'm feeling a little nervous. Um... 1436 01:24:49,860 --> 01:24:51,510 You, sir, are disgusting. 1437 01:24:55,260 --> 01:24:56,591 Oh! 1438 01:24:56,580 --> 01:24:58,947 There's a bit of Rotorua in that one! 1439 01:24:58,940 --> 01:25:03,468 Hey, Judge! You want me to rip one from my awesome arse? 1440 01:25:03,460 --> 01:25:05,064 No, please, put that away. 1441 01:25:05,060 --> 01:25:07,631 Fuckin' shut up about your arse. Fuck! 1442 01:25:07,620 --> 01:25:09,110 I'll catch it. 1443 01:25:09,100 --> 01:25:12,024 That, sir, is disgusting. 1444 01:25:12,020 --> 01:25:13,670 Have him out. Out! Out! 1445 01:25:16,820 --> 01:25:19,551 Well, that was a bit rude throwing me out like that. 1446 01:25:19,540 --> 01:25:22,749 We let them go all the time in New Zealand courts. 1447 01:25:22,740 --> 01:25:28,065 Hey, do youse reckon if I sip on this dwarf juice, I'm gonna grow small? 1448 01:25:31,460 --> 01:25:35,431 Now, you all might find yourselves very amusing, 1449 01:25:35,420 --> 01:25:40,187 but you are facing very serious Federal charges. 1450 01:25:41,620 --> 01:25:44,430 Illegal drug use, 1451 01:25:44,420 --> 01:25:46,946 illegal sexual activity 1452 01:25:46,940 --> 01:25:50,706 and defacing a national monument. 1453 01:25:50,700 --> 01:25:53,988 Matey, I'd like to sub myself in as lawyer, please. 1454 01:25:53,980 --> 01:25:56,551 Refer to me as 'Your Honour'. 1455 01:25:56,540 --> 01:25:58,781 Refer to me as 'Dazza with a big donger'. 1456 01:26:02,540 --> 01:26:04,463 Oh, don't be so rough! 1457 01:26:04,460 --> 01:26:08,590 It's what Ned Kelly would have done, and he's a national sacred object! 1458 01:26:08,580 --> 01:26:10,150 Go, Ned Kelly! 1459 01:26:10,140 --> 01:26:12,427 Alright. Enough is enough. 1460 01:26:12,420 --> 01:26:18,223 I think it's time now that we brought in some proper legal aid for you all. 1461 01:26:18,220 --> 01:26:19,710 Oh, fuck that! 1462 01:26:19,700 --> 01:26:22,146 The last legal aid I used gave me a rash. 1463 01:26:22,140 --> 01:26:24,586 That was a marital aid, ya dickhead. 1464 01:26:24,580 --> 01:26:27,151 - What? - Fuckin' chatty dildo. 1465 01:26:27,140 --> 01:26:28,187 Der. 1466 01:26:29,540 --> 01:26:31,349 Ohh... 1467 01:26:33,740 --> 01:26:35,310 Take her out too. 1468 01:26:35,300 --> 01:26:38,509 Oh, ya fuckin' dirty dog! 1469 01:26:38,500 --> 01:26:40,582 Fuckin' dog! 1470 01:26:40,580 --> 01:26:42,867 Ohh! 1471 01:26:42,860 --> 01:26:45,067 Oh, that's fuckin' chatty, Kevin! 1472 01:26:45,060 --> 01:26:47,631 Fuckin' chair vibrated. 1473 01:26:47,620 --> 01:26:49,782 Wish I had Ned Kelly's helmet. 1474 01:26:51,060 --> 01:26:52,983 I wanna defend meself. 1475 01:26:52,980 --> 01:26:55,950 And me the same as her, 1476 01:26:55,940 --> 01:27:00,070 to sub myself in as the lawyer for me on my own, to talk. 1477 01:27:00,060 --> 01:27:04,987 If you don't remove your hat, I shall have it removed by force. 1478 01:27:04,980 --> 01:27:07,870 You could try, mate. But, look, let's move on from that, mate. 1479 01:27:07,860 --> 01:27:09,430 What am I here for? 1480 01:27:09,420 --> 01:27:12,424 I'm in possession of my charges that I'm here to defend myself on, 1481 01:27:12,420 --> 01:27:14,821 so let's just get to that bit where I get into the thing 1482 01:27:14,820 --> 01:27:17,505 that's gonna, like, just get me off the hook and that and... 1483 01:27:17,500 --> 01:27:19,628 - Oh, you sneaky prick! 1484 01:27:19,620 --> 01:27:22,942 I've just had a bloody corker of an idea. 1485 01:27:22,940 --> 01:27:25,705 Let's leak this footage to A Current Affair. 1486 01:27:25,700 --> 01:27:27,907 When the public see these dirtbags in court, 1487 01:27:27,900 --> 01:27:31,268 I'm sure we'll rack up a couple more approval points, hey? 1488 01:27:31,260 --> 01:27:32,785 That is perfect. 1489 01:27:32,780 --> 01:27:35,670 Look, I'll just organise it with the press secretary right now. 1490 01:27:35,660 --> 01:27:38,027 Hey! Look, Judge, mate, 1491 01:27:38,020 --> 01:27:41,229 how about you let me have my say - my say - 1492 01:27:41,220 --> 01:27:43,700 then if I can't prove that I'm fully innocent, 1493 01:27:43,700 --> 01:27:45,464 I'll take off whatever you want, mate. 1494 01:27:45,460 --> 01:27:47,144 Hat, G-string, anything. 1495 01:27:47,140 --> 01:27:49,620 Yeah? Yeah, go. 1496 01:27:49,620 --> 01:27:51,543 You could use a hat, bro. 1497 01:27:51,540 --> 01:27:53,224 OK, your judgeness, 1498 01:27:53,220 --> 01:27:56,702 right now, I'm just gonna skip on to a story I need to tell ya, 1499 01:27:56,700 --> 01:27:58,828 and this is gonna get us off completely. 1500 01:27:58,820 --> 01:28:02,029 I'm warning you, I'm starting to lose my patience. 1501 01:28:02,020 --> 01:28:04,261 Just hold on a minute, will ya, and let me talk 1502 01:28:04,260 --> 01:28:06,467 'cause this bit's, like, full personal. 1503 01:28:06,460 --> 01:28:09,828 Like, what happened was they got busted by security, 1504 01:28:09,820 --> 01:28:13,302 and I was, like, wandering, like, alone like an idiot in the bush, 1505 01:28:13,300 --> 01:28:15,746 and these black guys, like, I found them. 1506 01:28:16,740 --> 01:28:18,469 You know what they told me? 1507 01:28:18,460 --> 01:28:20,940 That, like, it's their rock, they own it. 1508 01:28:20,940 --> 01:28:24,103 But, hey, who's rippin' 'em off? Who's stoogin' 'em, mate? 1509 01:28:24,100 --> 01:28:25,386 The Government, mate. 1510 01:28:25,380 --> 01:28:29,226 The money that the Government's pinchin' off them on the door fee to get in, 1511 01:28:29,220 --> 01:28:31,700 it doesn't even go to them, mate, it goes to who knows. 1512 01:28:31,700 --> 01:28:33,304 That's a big rip-off, man. 1513 01:28:33,300 --> 01:28:35,302 Probably your wig tailor. 1514 01:28:35,300 --> 01:28:38,270 I've never owned a house. I've only been in public housing. 1515 01:28:38,260 --> 01:28:40,706 But I think that's a real fuckin' shit go, mate. 1516 01:28:42,140 --> 01:28:44,381 And then I've gone for a piss in the bush. 1517 01:28:44,380 --> 01:28:46,223 And, like, I got kinda lost at that point 1518 01:28:46,220 --> 01:28:49,064 'cause it was all dark and I'm wearin' sunnies most of the time. 1519 01:28:49,060 --> 01:28:51,745 It's a bit stupid, I know, but that's just how I roll. 1520 01:28:52,900 --> 01:28:57,349 In the middle of nowhere, man, there was this army base. 1521 01:28:57,340 --> 01:28:59,468 So t thought t could just, like, get in there 1522 01:28:59,460 --> 01:29:02,464 and just ask 'em to bludge a lift back to somewhere. 1523 01:29:02,460 --> 01:29:04,462 Um, any chance I could get a lift back to...? 1524 01:29:04,460 --> 01:29:06,383 No, no, no, no! Take it easy! 1525 01:29:06,380 --> 01:29:07,950 And how's this, mate? 1526 01:29:07,940 --> 01:29:10,750 American soldiers busted me in this place. 1527 01:29:10,740 --> 01:29:14,426 They told me that the base was American land. 1528 01:29:14,420 --> 01:29:16,343 I don't care what youse got to say. 1529 01:29:16,340 --> 01:29:19,469 This is Australia, man. It's not American soil. 1530 01:29:19,460 --> 01:29:23,784 If ya keep on bullshitting me, I'm gonna lose it, mate! I'll thong ya. 1531 01:29:24,860 --> 01:29:26,350 Can ya believe this? 1532 01:29:26,340 --> 01:29:29,264 You know, on the one foot, they charge you, like, an arm and a leg 1533 01:29:29,260 --> 01:29:30,910 to go in to see a rock, 1534 01:29:30,900 --> 01:29:32,902 and on the other foot, the Government, 1535 01:29:32,900 --> 01:29:35,551 they're givin' away, like, our land from this country 1536 01:29:35,540 --> 01:29:37,668 to other countries for free! 1537 01:29:37,660 --> 01:29:40,266 You know, when I found out about this, I went off the hook. 1538 01:29:42,740 --> 01:29:45,061 Aussie, Aussie, Aussie! 1539 01:29:45,060 --> 01:29:46,824 Oi, oi, oi! 1540 01:29:46,820 --> 01:29:50,506 ♪ PUNK ROCK 1541 01:29:55,460 --> 01:29:57,701 - I'm not scared of bullets, you poofs! 1542 01:29:57,700 --> 01:30:00,988 I come from a housing commission! I'm not scared of STls! 1543 01:30:12,620 --> 01:30:14,190 What's going on? 1544 01:30:14,180 --> 01:30:16,706 And I know this bit's gonna sound like bullshit, 1545 01:30:16,700 --> 01:30:20,421 but I swear on all the de facto kids that I lost to DOCS, it's true. 1546 01:30:27,460 --> 01:30:29,383 Oh, no! 1547 01:30:29,380 --> 01:30:31,462 “Mm! 1548 01:30:31,460 --> 01:30:33,861 om 1549 01:30:48,020 --> 01:30:51,945 They done, like, you know, a few, like, sick probes on me and that. 1550 01:30:51,940 --> 01:30:54,511 'Cause you wear them fucking girlie shorts all the time. 1551 01:30:54,500 --> 01:30:56,468 What the fuck is wrong with these shorts? 1552 01:30:59,260 --> 01:31:01,467 Arrgh! 1553 01:31:01,460 --> 01:31:04,304 Ahh, my arse! 1554 01:31:04,300 --> 01:31:07,144 Fuckin' paranormal activity up my arse, mate. 1555 01:31:07,140 --> 01:31:08,710 Argh! 1556 01:31:16,340 --> 01:31:18,422 Oh... 1557 01:31:18,420 --> 01:31:22,141 Fuck, Franky, what fuckin' drugs were you and them Abos smokin'? 1558 01:31:22,140 --> 01:31:25,542 That's full racist and, look, hey, if there was some drugs 1559 01:31:25,540 --> 01:31:28,225 that might have been taken at that thing, that's alleged. 1560 01:31:28,220 --> 01:31:30,063 - Mm... - You know? It's not bullshit. 1561 01:31:30,060 --> 01:31:34,907 I mean, 'cause I've got that motorbike and I got a pain on the arse. 1562 01:31:37,100 --> 01:31:39,102 I don't wanna know about your fuckin' arse. 1563 01:31:39,100 --> 01:31:42,422 And how is any of this relevant? 1564 01:31:42,420 --> 01:31:45,742 That shit should not happen to an Australian citizen, mate, 1565 01:31:45,740 --> 01:31:49,870 especially a disabled pensioner like me, as classed by Centrelink. 1566 01:31:49,860 --> 01:31:52,340 I think you should just go for acquittal now. 1567 01:31:52,340 --> 01:31:54,911 You could even, like, erase a couple of fines for me, too. 1568 01:31:54,900 --> 01:31:56,425 That'd be mad. 1569 01:31:56,420 --> 01:31:58,263 All very interesting. 1570 01:31:59,300 --> 01:32:01,871 And now will you take your hat off? 1571 01:32:01,860 --> 01:32:05,910 After that whole story, he's still on about the fuckin' hat. 1572 01:32:05,900 --> 01:32:08,141 You know what? Cop a thong, dickhead! 1573 01:32:08,140 --> 01:32:11,587 Why couldn't ya just leave it?! Fuck! 1574 01:32:11,580 --> 01:32:14,902 - Shh, shh, shh. 1575 01:32:16,260 --> 01:32:20,265 Hi. Is that the head editor of A Current Affair? 1576 01:32:20,260 --> 01:32:22,024 How would you like footage 1577 01:32:22,020 --> 01:32:25,467 of a bogan throwing a thong at a Supreme Court judge? 1578 01:32:29,820 --> 01:32:32,346 I'm surprised you lasted so long, Franky. 1579 01:32:32,340 --> 01:32:33,944 Thong the judge, did ya? 1580 01:32:33,940 --> 01:32:37,228 I missed his stupid wig by, like, only a bee's dick. 1581 01:32:39,140 --> 01:32:42,064 Can I talk now them other dickheads are gone? 1582 01:32:46,260 --> 01:32:48,911 Are we guilty of breakin' in? 1583 01:32:48,900 --> 01:32:53,110 Yes. Why? Well, 'cause we got no money, mate. 1584 01:32:53,100 --> 01:32:56,627 We got no money for fancy suits and nice places to live. 1585 01:32:56,620 --> 01:32:59,305 I can't send my kids to a good school. 1586 01:32:59,300 --> 01:33:02,747 I can't even bury my parents in a nice place. 1587 01:33:02,740 --> 01:33:07,143 And, yeah, we might get smashed and do stupid shit, 1588 01:33:07,140 --> 01:33:10,906 and, well, you can make your laws to stop us havin' fun, 1589 01:33:10,900 --> 01:33:14,666 but we're true-blue Aussies, mate, and we ain't backin' down to anyone. 1590 01:33:14,660 --> 01:33:17,823 Go, Shazza! 1591 01:33:17,820 --> 01:33:20,426 Shazza! Shazza! Shazza! 1592 01:33:20,420 --> 01:33:25,460 We're like all the good Aussie heroes - like the Anzacs in World War ll 1593 01:33:25,460 --> 01:33:28,748 and... and Phar Lap and fuckin' Brockie. 1594 01:33:28,740 --> 01:33:31,311 Shazza! Shazza! Shazza! 1595 01:33:31,300 --> 01:33:33,746 Anzacs in World War ll? 1596 01:33:33,740 --> 01:33:36,107 What a faux pas! 1597 01:33:36,100 --> 01:33:40,150 This is why I send my kids to private schools. 1598 01:33:40,140 --> 01:33:42,825 Sunnyvale for life, mother-fuckers! 1599 01:33:42,820 --> 01:33:44,663 - Yeahhh! - Fuckin' Sunnyvale! 1600 01:33:44,660 --> 01:33:50,349 So as a real representative of all true-blue Aussies livin' in Australia, 1601 01:33:50,340 --> 01:33:53,389 I got a message to give to you and your government. 1602 01:33:53,380 --> 01:33:55,781 Mm. 1603 01:33:55,780 --> 01:34:02,026 Go get fucked, you small-dicked knob-jockey fuckwit wanker! 1604 01:34:03,220 --> 01:34:05,109 I rest my case. 1605 01:34:05,100 --> 01:34:07,023 ♪ Waltzing Matilda 1606 01:34:08,020 --> 01:34:12,708 I think I went a bit far calling the judge a fuckin' wanker, eh? 1607 01:34:12,700 --> 01:34:14,987 Ned Kelly'd be proud. 1608 01:34:14,980 --> 01:34:16,664 Yeah, fuckin' oath. 1609 01:34:18,180 --> 01:34:20,501 Well, the judge gave them all ten years each 1610 01:34:20,500 --> 01:34:23,106 under the new national monument laws. 1611 01:34:23,100 --> 01:34:25,387 Pretty steep if you ask me. 1612 01:34:25,380 --> 01:34:27,587 And if you bet on any of this coming good, 1613 01:34:27,580 --> 01:34:29,867 I tell ya, it'd be a long shot for sure, mate. 1614 01:34:29,860 --> 01:34:32,227 Yeah, the housos looked truly rooted. 1615 01:34:32,220 --> 01:34:34,382 But it's funny how things turned out. 1616 01:34:34,380 --> 01:34:38,908 That night, A Current Affairs did play the footage that the Senator leaked out. 1617 01:34:38,900 --> 01:34:42,302 Tonight on A Current Affairs, the government department 1618 01:34:42,300 --> 01:34:44,348 that jailed these poor Aussie battlers 1619 01:34:44,340 --> 01:34:48,743 for trying to visit our nation's national symbol, Uluru. 1620 01:34:48,740 --> 01:34:51,903 What?! That's not the story we told them to show! 1621 01:34:51,900 --> 01:34:54,107 It seems that even tabloid TV 1622 01:34:54,100 --> 01:34:56,580 doesn't like the Government tellin' them what to do. 1623 01:34:56,580 --> 01:35:01,746 So, Beryl, the Federal Police have arrested your son and his de facto 1624 01:35:01,740 --> 01:35:03,469 for what exactly? 1625 01:35:03,460 --> 01:35:07,510 They were just trying to sprinkle Sharon's mum's ashes at Ayers Rock. 1626 01:35:07,500 --> 01:35:08,990 What's wrong with that? 1627 01:35:08,980 --> 01:35:13,747 If you ask me, there's just too many stupid bloody laws in this country. 1628 01:35:13,740 --> 01:35:17,301 Now, oh, it's almost like a bushfire around Australia - 1629 01:35:17,300 --> 01:35:20,588 thousands of people were outraged at the treatment of poor Shazza, 1630 01:35:20,580 --> 01:35:22,184 you know, and the others. 1631 01:35:22,180 --> 01:35:24,831 They rang the TV stations, they got on Facebook, 1632 01:35:24,820 --> 01:35:27,061 they even emailed the Prime Minister. 1633 01:35:27,060 --> 01:35:31,622 Senator, what the bloody hell did you do? 1634 01:35:31,620 --> 01:35:37,627 Our polls have dropped 85% and I've received over 60,000 emails. 1635 01:35:37,620 --> 01:35:39,349 This is a disaster. 1636 01:35:39,340 --> 01:35:41,104 Prime Minister, can I just say... 1637 01:35:41,100 --> 01:35:43,501 No. Do not say another word. 1638 01:35:43,500 --> 01:35:46,265 Get Shazza Jones and her mates out of jail 1639 01:35:46,260 --> 01:35:50,390 and make all of this drama go away. 1640 01:35:50,380 --> 01:35:53,065 Or I'm giving your seat to Peter Garrett. 1641 01:35:53,060 --> 01:35:55,950 Oh, you wouldn't read about it. Or you probably would. 1642 01:35:55,940 --> 01:35:57,863 The sentences were all cancelled, 1643 01:35:57,860 --> 01:35:59,988 DOCS gave all the kids back 1644 01:35:59,980 --> 01:36:03,746 and by the time they got home, there was a huge block party waiting for 'em. 1645 01:36:12,940 --> 01:36:15,102 I don't think his nappy's been changed. 1646 01:36:19,660 --> 01:36:21,583 If this was any other suburb in Australia, 1647 01:36:21,580 --> 01:36:23,981 this would have been one of the bestest nights ever. 1648 01:36:23,980 --> 01:36:25,505 But not here. 1649 01:36:25,500 --> 01:36:27,867 ♪ I'm on the block, yeah I'm on the block, yeah 1650 01:36:27,860 --> 01:36:30,340 ♪ I'm on the block and I just won't stop, yeah 1651 01:36:30,340 --> 01:36:32,946 ♪ I'm on the block, yeah I'm on the block, yeah 1652 01:36:32,940 --> 01:36:35,671 ♪ I'm on the block and I just won't stop, yeah 1653 01:36:35,660 --> 01:36:38,106 ♪ I'm on the block, yeah I'm on the block, yeah 1654 01:36:38,100 --> 01:36:40,706 ♪ I'm on the block and I just won't stop, yeah 1655 01:36:40,700 --> 01:36:42,350 ♪ I'm on the block... ♪ 1656 01:36:44,140 --> 01:36:47,667 Where is the money for the child of the support? 1657 01:36:47,660 --> 01:36:49,628 Big fuckin' hero on TV, 1658 01:36:49,620 --> 01:36:51,827 and you're too cheap to pay for your own kid! 1659 01:36:51,820 --> 01:36:54,824 - Arghh! 1660 01:37:08,580 --> 01:37:10,503 What are we fighting each other for? 1661 01:37:10,500 --> 01:37:13,549 - Let's fight the fuckin' pigs! 1662 01:37:13,540 --> 01:37:17,943 Alright, fellas, don't hold back on these fuckin' scumbags! 1663 01:37:39,500 --> 01:37:41,104 Well, that's it. 1664 01:37:41,100 --> 01:37:43,262 That's the whole bloody story in a nutshell. 1665 01:37:43,260 --> 01:37:46,150 I'm goin' in there for a few beers, couple of bets 1666 01:37:46,140 --> 01:37:48,950 and if I'm lucky, might even pick up a root. 1667 01:37:48,940 --> 01:37:50,590 I'll pick up a root for sure. 1668 01:37:50,580 --> 01:37:53,026 I can drink a few of the girls in the bar pretty. 1669 01:37:53,020 --> 01:37:55,307 Text me next time you're here in Sunnyvale. 1670 01:37:56,660 --> 01:37:58,901 ♪ It's all good 1671 01:37:58,900 --> 01:38:01,267 ♪ It's very good 1672 01:38:01,260 --> 01:38:03,183 ♪ It's all good 1673 01:38:03,180 --> 01:38:06,184 ♪ It's all good ♪ It's very good, yes. 1674 01:38:06,180 --> 01:38:08,581 ♪ It's all good 1675 01:38:08,580 --> 01:38:10,628 ♪ It's very good 1676 01:38:10,620 --> 01:38:12,110 ♪ It's all good 1677 01:38:13,100 --> 01:38:14,590 ♪ It's all good 1678 01:38:15,580 --> 01:38:17,867 ♪ It's all good... ♪ 1679 01:38:29,060 --> 01:38:31,108 I told ya we'd beat 'em, Shaz. 1680 01:38:31,100 --> 01:38:32,704 Yeah, it was pretty grouse 1681 01:38:32,700 --> 01:38:35,510 of that Senator cockface to let us come up here, eh? 1682 01:38:35,500 --> 01:38:39,186 Oh, it's a long bloody climb and the view's not even that good. 1683 01:38:39,180 --> 01:38:41,626 I'd rather be at home on the couch with a bong. 1684 01:38:41,620 --> 01:38:43,509 You carrying? 1685 01:38:48,100 --> 01:38:49,989 - Is she alright? - Yeah. 1686 01:38:49,980 --> 01:38:52,904 Alright, Mum. It's time to set you free. 1687 01:38:59,780 --> 01:39:05,071 Mum, goodbye... and I love you. 1688 01:39:08,380 --> 01:39:11,862 0h! 1689 01:39:11,860 --> 01:39:16,900 I know she's your mum, Shaz, but, fuck, she's givin' me mad head spins! 1690 01:39:16,900 --> 01:39:19,744 You really are fucked in the face, aren't ya? 1691 01:39:28,900 --> 01:39:30,390 So, your reaction 1692 01:39:30,380 --> 01:39:32,348 to her actually getting arrested, then? 1693 01:39:32,340 --> 01:39:34,820 It's racist. 1694 01:39:34,820 --> 01:39:37,949 But you say it's racist, but then at the same time, 1695 01:39:37,940 --> 01:39:39,988 she seems to have had no respect 1696 01:39:39,980 --> 01:39:41,903 for the culture of the Aborigines. 1697 01:39:41,900 --> 01:39:43,390 I don't know, man. 1698 01:39:43,380 --> 01:39:45,587 You're hurting my head. You're hurting my head. 1699 01:39:45,580 --> 01:39:47,981 Who is this bloke? Who is he? Who does he think he is? 1700 01:39:47,980 --> 01:39:49,470 We are angry 1701 01:39:49,460 --> 01:39:52,430 because in the beginning we was expect the money 1702 01:39:52,420 --> 01:39:54,661 for the child support, and I was... 1703 01:39:54,660 --> 01:39:56,708 I was ask for Frankily, like, 1704 01:39:56,700 --> 01:39:59,670 10,000 times for the money, 1705 01:39:59,660 --> 01:40:01,628 'cause of, you know, for the baby. 1706 01:40:01,620 --> 01:40:03,588 'Cause he put the sperm on the stomach 1707 01:40:03,580 --> 01:40:06,345 so he's supposed to give the money in the bank, huh? 1708 01:40:06,340 --> 01:40:09,071 I'm part of, like, the Sunnyvale Assassins, alright? 1709 01:40:09,060 --> 01:40:10,550 The Sunnyvale Assassins? 1710 01:40:10,540 --> 01:40:13,020 Yeah, like, it says it right here. Like Sunnyvale... 1711 01:40:13,020 --> 01:40:16,069 You've spelled it 'arse'. I'm not sure that you spelled that... 1712 01:40:16,060 --> 01:40:18,108 - What do you mean? - 'Arsass'... 1713 01:40:18,100 --> 01:40:19,670 'Assassins'... 1714 01:40:19,660 --> 01:40:21,230 Yeah, but it's spelt incorrectly. 1715 01:40:21,220 --> 01:40:22,710 - Is it? - Yeah. 1716 01:40:22,700 --> 01:40:24,111 Is it? 1717 01:40:24,100 --> 01:40:26,182 I told you, like, get a spellcheck, idiot. 1718 01:40:26,180 --> 01:40:29,070 Fuck I'm dumb, bro. What, I'm not educated. 1719 01:40:29,060 --> 01:40:31,267 I'm due for, like, my three o'clock root. 1720 01:40:31,260 --> 01:40:33,308 Well, I don't know but... 1721 01:40:33,300 --> 01:40:36,224 You know, these tits don't touch themselves, you know? 1722 01:40:36,220 --> 01:40:38,985 - Um... no, they don't. - They don't. 1723 01:40:38,980 --> 01:40:40,664 No. I mean... 1724 01:41:56,780 --> 01:41:59,226 ♪ 'Cause we're housos, housos, housos 1725 01:41:59,220 --> 01:42:01,348 ♪ Housos, housos, housos 1726 01:42:01,340 --> 01:42:03,547 ♪ Housos, housos, housos. ♪ 1727 01:42:03,540 --> 01:42:06,623 Neighbours? Getting to be good friends? 1728 01:42:06,620 --> 01:42:08,782 Yeah, fuckin' come down to Sunnyvale, mate. 135167

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