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Shut up!
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So, girls,
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this advertising campaign
is for a new type of aftershave
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specifically targeting
the poor demographic.
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It's called...
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...Stank.
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I just want you girls
to give me your best trashy
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when we get there, alright?
You understand?
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What we're looking for here
is total realism.
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Total realism.
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That's why I picked this,
the worst suburb in Australia.
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The worst.
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- Have a go at that, bra!
- Wow!
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Come on, everyone. Let's go.
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Let's go. Security. Thank you.
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Girls, let's go.
Let's get into our gear. Quickly.
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So, girls, when it comes to the walk,
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we're going to want
kind of a drunk, flat hustle.
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Good.
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Ohm.
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I gotta go!
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Give me skank!
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Ha-ha!
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Thanks for the text, man.
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Have a go at that, Franky!
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Come on, girls. Give it to me!
Give me slut!
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Ahh!
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Come on, babe. Put something into it.
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- Get your gear off!
- I think she was looking on me, man.
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- Show us your titties!
- Nah, no way, bro.
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- She was on me.
- Show Reg your titties!
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Ahh!
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Yeah, fucking cop that,
ya fuckin' anorexic sluts!
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Fuckin' comin' down here flashing ya
fuckin' gash round, makin' my man horny!
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Arggh!
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Let's smash those posh wankers!
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Arggh!
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Arggh!
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Hey, Shaz, all this
has made me fully toey, babe!
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You fancy a 68?
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What the fuck's a 68?
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It's like a 69,
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but you give me head
and then I owe ya one!
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I'll fuckin' give ya head!
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I'll give ya a fuckin' broken head,
ya fuckwit!
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Stop makin' so much bloody noise!
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- I can't hear the TV!
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All the people on the pension...
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- Make some noise!
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♪ We hang down on the block
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♪ This is where we live
and we just don't give a fuck
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- Yeah, bro!
J“ 'Cause we don't have a job
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♪ Some scam and others rob
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♪ We wear thongs, bro
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♪ We do AVOs, we wear uggs, bro... ♪
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Where'd me kids go?
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And if you come here after 7:00...
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- You'll have to deal with Kevin.
- Why?
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♪ 'Cause we're houses
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♪ Houses, housos
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♪ Houses, houses, housos
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♪ Houses, housos, houses
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Neighbours getting to be good friends?
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Yeah, fucking come down
to Sunnyvale, mate!
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How ya goin'?
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My name's Barry.
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Most people call me Bazza.
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This is me local.
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I know ya met me niece, Shazza Jones,
a bit earlier.
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She's a good sort, eh?
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If I was a bit younger, and wasn't
her uncle, I'd probably give her one.
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He fucked up...
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Shazza lives with her de facto,
Dazza.
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Yeah, times are tough around here.
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Shut up, ya fuckin' monger!
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You spastic!
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Have a look!
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Bloody parking fines and court bills
and your mum's fuckin' prescriptions!
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We need money!
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I can't hear the television!
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And poor old Shazza,
oh, she hasn't had a good run lately.
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Hey, Beryl, can you mind Bub for me?
I need to have a cone!
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I'm not lookin' after your kids
so you can get off your bloody head!
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Bitch!
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What?
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Shazza's dad, me brother, Wazza,
he passed away recently.
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Poor bugger.
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He had a heart attack
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while he was in bed with this filly
he picked up at the races.
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Not the four-legged kind, you know,
that'd be weird.
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We were all upset,
but it hit Shazza pretty hard.
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I guess the worst part was
we couldn't afford a decent funeral.
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We could have got Dad
a heaps better fuckin' headstone
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if you didn't waste all the cheque money
on that fuckin' esky wagon!
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You're fucked in the face, Daz!
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Maybe we should leave Shazza and Dazza
alone for a little while.
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Why don't I give you
a tour of Sunnyvale?
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Most people think it's a shithole.
But it's not. It's our area.
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It's where we grew up.
It's where we live.
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These are the local cops.
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They're just a bunch of boofheads
if you ask me.
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Stop!
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Fuck it! Fuck it! They're juveniles.
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Too much paperwork. Fuck it.
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I'd like to taser
those little arseholes!
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Nothin' but a bunch
of fuckin' oxygen thieves!
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Yeah, that's the local Lebo gang,
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the Sunnyvale Assassins.
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Not the bloody sharpest
tools in the shed, this lot.
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Last week, they tried to do a drive-by
on a bloke that owed them money.
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But because the coppers
defected all their cars,
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one of them had to
get his mum to drive them.
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What the fuck's going on?! Slow down!
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Oh, my God! Like, Mummy!
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Slow down, please.
What are you doing?
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Oh, my God! Like, you're s'posed
to go slow so I can shoot them.
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Who the fuck brings their mum
to a drive-by, you dickhead?!
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Shut up, Rocky! Where's your mum?
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Don't talk about my mum, Habib,
or I'll shoot ya!
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Did you see that?
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I think there was a Ninja
inside the car.
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Oh, have a go at this lot.
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Yeah, they're the local junkies.
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'Cause they keep
robbing all the buses,
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they don't even run a bus service
down here anymore.
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Ya didn't have to take my lunch,
ya little pricks!
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Bloody junkies.
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This here's a bit of a birthday
tradition down here on the block.
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'Cause most people
can't afford a cake for their birthdays,
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we usually just burn a car instead.
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Hey, Big Wheels,
you gonna be on the icerink later?
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Sure am, bro. Wanna buy some dope?
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Nah, man.
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Even if I did,
like, as if I could afford it.
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That bloke there is Franky.
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He's Dazza's best mate.
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Good bloke, but he's always in trouble
with either the coppers or the ladies.
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Franky, fuckin' off
from a threesome before ya blow?
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I thought I was dating
a fuckin' gentleman.
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Oh, one minute slap my arse,
'Oh, go harder, Franky.'
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Now, 'Be gentle, man.'
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Don't confuse on my brain, please.
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Oh, sometimes he's in trouble
with both at the same time.
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Falzoni! Stop, Falzoni! Stop there!
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Here. Time for me
to take the dogs for a run.
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Fuckin' go, Franky!
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Go fuckin' under it!
Fuckin' under it!
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Fuck!
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- Stop the cops, mate!
- Fuck off!
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I wanna block the coppers, mate!
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Arggh!
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Park your fuckin' vehicle properly,
will ya, ya fuckwit!
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I got a fucked motor brain,
ya fuckin' mongrel dog!
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- Get the little prick!
- Come here, ya little fuck!
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Too slow, mate! Too slow!
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Big Wheels! Give us a lift, mate.
Turn around! The cops are comin'!
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- Get on, get on.
- Go!
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- Wanna buy some rack, man, or what?
- No, man, just a lift.
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If you wanna know why the coppers
are after Franky, well, it's simple.
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'Cause he's always doin' stupid shit.
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Have a bit of a squiz at what he did
yesterday 'cause he was bored.
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I am the cop hunter!
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What the fuck is he doing?
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- Ahhhh!
- Ahhhhhh!
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Ohm.
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How did I miss them?!
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Alcohol.
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That's why they say
don't drink and drive.
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It affects accuracy.
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Ha!
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Look on that, mate!
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Not even a scratch, mate!
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And I did it 'cause I hate authority,
mate! I hate it!
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Sunnyvale, mate!
Sunnyvale for life, mate.
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Yeah!
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You're fuckin' mental!
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Fuck, what's mental about that?
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Oh, I think I might have shit meself!
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Come back here, ya little fuck!
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- Where'd he fuckin' go?
- Fucked if I know.
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Ask these coconuts.
They might have fuckin' seen him.
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Oi!
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Did you see a little guy
run through here
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with his hat on backwards, little
poofy shorts and fuckin' thongs on?
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Why don't youse just piss off
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and go catch some real criminals
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instead of comin' down here
and scarin' my kids, ya dogs?!
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What the fuck do you think
we're trying to do, ya stupid scrag!
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Oi, don't talk to my missus like that,
bro.
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That's Dazza's other best mate, Kev,
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and his missus, Vanessa.
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She's not a bad bird,
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but she's always on about her arse.
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You two lazy pigs are just jealous, eh,
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that you'll never
get this fuckin' arse, eh?!
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The fuckin' bestest arse
in Sunnyvale, mate!
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The bestest arse in fuckin' Sunnyvale?
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I'm surprised it fits
in fuckin' Sunnyvale.
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- Your head looks like a fuckin' arse.
- It's a two-suburber.
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I reckon she's got a donkey arse,
and the donkey wants it back.
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You can't fuckin' sleep there, mate.
Get that fuckin' thing out of the way.
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- Hey! Where youse off to?
- Oh, we're not ambos, mate!
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- Just ring triple-O, ya pillock!
- Come help me!
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Oh, shit!
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Darren, go and get the letters.
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I fuckin' twisted me knee
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when I slipped on the shitty nappy
that you didn't pick up!
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You might remember
I did my fuckin' hip, too,
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which is why I can't work,
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so I can't get up
and go and get the mail!
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Fuck! Thanks for caring!
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Reg! Get the letters.
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The letters.
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Tyres!
Why would they steal the fuckin' tyres?
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Give us back our fuckin' tyres,
ya junkies!
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Oh, me fuckin' nuts!
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You useless fuckin' monger, Reg!
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Don't speak to your stepfather
like that!
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Oh, come on, Mum.
You don't even root him anymore.
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You probably don't even toss him.
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You're only with him
for a fuckin' carer's benefit.
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I'm not stupid!
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Sharon!
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Ya spastic fuckin' clown.
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Shut up!
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Hey, Shaz?
- What?!
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I got a letter here for ya.
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It's from Alice Springs.
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I don't know anyone from Alice Springs,
ya dickhead!
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Dear Sharon,
I know you're pissed off with me
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because I ran off with Keith the
kangaroo trainer when you were three.
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But right now, love,
put that emotion to the side.
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I'm sick and I need to see ya.
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Me address is on the envelope
and me phone number, too,
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or you can add me on Facebook,
or you can send me a tweet.
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Hurry, love. Your loving mum, Rayleen.
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How could you leave me and Dad
for that fuckin' gronk, Mum?
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How could ya?
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Fuckin' bitch.
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Oh, hey, Shaz,
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I know you're upset
but I'm dying for a cone.
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Can you chuck us the bong?
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Nah, look, me mum
just sent me a letter saying she's sick
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and I just don't know how to feel
about it, alright?
245
00:15:46,420 --> 00:15:48,468
Didn't she piss off when you were a kid?
246
00:15:48,460 --> 00:15:51,145
It's fucked.
247
00:15:51,140 --> 00:15:54,030
I don't even remember
that much about her, eh.
248
00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:56,785
Except she taught me
how to roll me first joint.
249
00:15:57,780 --> 00:16:01,830
I remember once Mum teaching me
me first fuckin' swear word.
250
00:16:01,820 --> 00:16:05,984
Your dad, Wazza,
is fucked in the face, Shazza.
251
00:16:05,980 --> 00:16:08,381
Say it. Fucked in the face.
252
00:16:08,380 --> 00:16:10,508
Fucked in the face.
253
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:13,104
And the only other thing I remember
254
00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:15,944
was catching Mum and Dad rooting
back in the day.
255
00:16:15,940 --> 00:16:20,423
Fuck, Dad used to go hard
after he'd come home from the pub.
256
00:16:20,420 --> 00:16:23,902
I never even got to know her.
She just pissed off, eh.
257
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:27,109
Like Mr Kelly says,
'Such is life', Shaz.
258
00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:29,023
Now stop being
such a selfish mole,
259
00:16:29,020 --> 00:16:30,510
and give us the fuckin' bong!
260
00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:31,990
Or at least a ciggie!
261
00:16:31,980 --> 00:16:33,869
Piss off! Arggh!
262
00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,544
Serves ya right, ya dickhead!
263
00:16:35,540 --> 00:16:39,147
Arggh! Oh, shit, my fuckin' arm!
264
00:16:39,140 --> 00:16:41,108
Anybody video that?
265
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:43,944
Why weren't you filming?
I could have got more pension!
266
00:16:43,940 --> 00:16:45,942
- Ohh, shit!
267
00:16:47,460 --> 00:16:48,950
Oh, fuck this!
268
00:16:48,940 --> 00:16:51,511
I'm going down the icerink
with Franky and Kev!
269
00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:54,822
Bring me some smokes!
And some tampons!
270
00:16:54,820 --> 00:16:59,701
Oh, yeah! I just pay for 'em with me
imaginary credit card, you bloody idiot!
271
00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:02,988
Don't grow up and be like Mummy, Neddy.
272
00:17:07,780 --> 00:17:09,623
How could ya, Mum?
273
00:17:28,020 --> 00:17:30,546
Oh, no, it's all good, mate.
Don't worry about payment.
274
00:17:30,540 --> 00:17:32,861
It's pensioner-free Tuesday.
I'm on the pension.
275
00:17:32,860 --> 00:17:34,350
VIP, very important pensioner.
276
00:17:34,340 --> 00:17:36,786
Good on ya, mate.
Keep an eye on my wheels for me.
277
00:17:38,340 --> 00:17:40,946
Dazza, you space cadet.
How you doing, man?
278
00:17:40,940 --> 00:17:42,510
Yeah, not bad.
279
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:45,344
The missus has got the shits again.
280
00:17:46,580 --> 00:17:48,150
How's the cripple drifting going?
281
00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:55,950
Like, I think they've pulled off
a few decent moves today.
282
00:17:55,940 --> 00:17:59,023
I've even seen, like, a couple of
these donuts they've been doing.
283
00:17:59,020 --> 00:18:02,308
Spin 'em, Big Wheels! Go, mate!
284
00:18:02,300 --> 00:18:04,143
It's not a patch on Bathurst, matey.
285
00:18:04,140 --> 00:18:06,541
Oh, hey,
this'll make everything better, bro.
286
00:18:07,540 --> 00:18:10,020
Franky, matey, what's going on
with the pussy lately?
287
00:18:10,020 --> 00:18:12,227
'Cause you keep changing
your Facey status, eh.
288
00:18:12,220 --> 00:18:13,710
I can't keep up, mate.
289
00:18:13,700 --> 00:18:16,226
Yeah, man, look, I don't know,
the thing of it is, like,
290
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:19,383
I think I'm still full like cut
over what's happened to Kylie,
291
00:18:19,380 --> 00:18:21,747
'cause I do feel like
I'm full responsible and that.
292
00:18:21,740 --> 00:18:24,266
I love you.
- I keep like doing my head in
293
00:18:24,260 --> 00:18:26,547
by playing her last video message
over and over.
294
00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:28,668
- I love you!
- Oh, it wasn't your fault, bro.
295
00:18:28,660 --> 00:18:31,789
Just like a stale beer,
ya gotta move on, cuz.
296
00:18:31,780 --> 00:18:34,101
But, man, like, you know,
I feel guilty 'cause,
297
00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:36,831
look, I was the one
who asked her to tag that train,
298
00:18:36,820 --> 00:18:38,629
like, as a love dedication tag.
299
00:18:40,260 --> 00:18:41,750
You really gonna do it?
300
00:18:41,740 --> 00:18:43,583
- I love you.
- Yeah, I love you, man!
301
00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:47,869
And, like, you know, if probably
she had not tagged it for me...
302
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:49,350
Yeah, go, go.
303
00:18:49,340 --> 00:18:52,184
...maybe she would not, like,
have got like hitten by the train.
304
00:18:53,460 --> 00:18:54,950
Go, Kylie!
305
00:19:00,020 --> 00:19:02,500
Kylie, that's too close for a tag!
306
00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:05,463
Kylieeee!
307
00:19:05,460 --> 00:19:07,827
I love you.
- Kev's right, matey.
308
00:19:07,820 --> 00:19:09,584
Ya just gotta get over it, eh.
309
00:19:09,580 --> 00:19:11,344
Yeah, but, man, like, I've been trying.
310
00:19:11,340 --> 00:19:13,502
Like, you know,
I've been rooting other chicks
311
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,901
to, like, make my brain forget
you know, about Kylie.
312
00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:17,868
Franky, come on!
313
00:19:17,860 --> 00:19:19,385
- Um...
- Fuck, Franky!
314
00:19:19,380 --> 00:19:21,542
- Yeah, it's just not happening, mate.
- What?!
315
00:19:21,540 --> 00:19:23,349
Like, I got back with Cheree, my ex.
316
00:19:23,340 --> 00:19:25,946
Fuck, she used to be hot, man,
but then she got on the ice.
317
00:19:25,940 --> 00:19:29,262
And now ya can't get a fat, mate.
She's a shocker.
318
00:19:29,260 --> 00:19:32,070
I'm fuckin' awesome. I still am.
I always was and I still am...
319
00:19:32,060 --> 00:19:33,664
Shush, shush, shush, don't talk.
320
00:19:33,660 --> 00:19:35,867
What? Tell me! Talk to me! Fuck!
321
00:19:35,860 --> 00:19:37,350
Alright, you wanna know?
322
00:19:37,340 --> 00:19:39,866
You're a skank, ya got on the ice
and now look at ya, mate!
323
00:19:39,860 --> 00:19:41,862
Get out of my house! Get out, Franky!
324
00:19:41,860 --> 00:19:44,181
Get out of here,
you stinking piece of shit!
325
00:19:44,180 --> 00:19:46,865
- Ah, you're a skank, mate!
- You arsehole!
326
00:19:46,860 --> 00:19:48,942
And you know the barmaid?
Like, from the pub?
327
00:19:48,940 --> 00:19:51,546
Me and her have, like,
a semi-regular thing going.
328
00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:55,462
- And youse know Kazza the stripper?
- Yeah.
329
00:19:55,460 --> 00:19:59,306
Yeah, we're sort of been...
like an unofficial BF and GF.
330
00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:01,951
- Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
- Ohhhhhh!
331
00:20:01,940 --> 00:20:04,511
I thought you were going out
with Kylie's sister now.
332
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:05,990
Nah, man.
333
00:20:05,980 --> 00:20:08,631
Like, you know, she's just, like,
friends with benefits.
334
00:20:08,620 --> 00:20:10,827
Sucked in, cops!
335
00:20:10,820 --> 00:20:13,221
And the only reason
I let her stay, like, in my place
336
00:20:13,220 --> 00:20:16,224
is 'cause she's up for, like,
threesomes and foursomes and that.
337
00:20:16,220 --> 00:20:17,949
Ohh! Yeah!
338
00:20:17,940 --> 00:20:19,829
My dick has never been happier.
339
00:20:19,820 --> 00:20:21,788
But my heart
is, like, I don't know, man.
340
00:20:21,780 --> 00:20:23,544
I've still got Kylie on my heart, mate.
341
00:20:23,540 --> 00:20:26,066
Like a herpe on your heart?
342
00:20:27,140 --> 00:20:28,869
Don't talk to me about herpe, man.
343
00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:30,703
Crystal, I think, still has one.
344
00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:32,111
Ahhhh!
345
00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:35,070
My missus has got one of those
contraceptives in her arm.
346
00:20:35,060 --> 00:20:36,824
You know, those little stick things?
347
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:40,302
I don't know what's in it, cuz,
but she either wants to bash me...
348
00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:41,790
I hate you!
349
00:20:41,780 --> 00:20:43,703
...or ride rodeo.
350
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:45,668
I'm so sorry, Kevin!
351
00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:50,384
- Ahhhh!
- Fucking hell!
352
00:20:50,380 --> 00:20:53,350
What, did your kids like try
and burn your house down again?
353
00:20:53,340 --> 00:20:54,830
Yeah, bloody silly kids.
354
00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:57,664
Hey, nothin' wrong
with kids burning shit down.
355
00:20:57,660 --> 00:21:00,106
I burnt down me first school
when I was four, mate.
356
00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:02,990
- Just like Ned Kelly!
357
00:21:02,980 --> 00:21:05,745
- Oh, choice tatt, bro.
- Fuckin' go, Neddy!
358
00:21:06,740 --> 00:21:09,107
Hey! There's no alcohol in here, mate.
359
00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:11,307
Hey, you know what I don't like,
dickhead?
360
00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:14,110
When people like you
puttin' your authority on me.
361
00:21:16,660 --> 00:21:18,389
My thong has gone on the ice.
362
00:21:18,380 --> 00:21:19,950
Hello?
363
00:21:19,940 --> 00:21:21,430
What day is it today?
364
00:21:21,420 --> 00:21:25,220
It's Thursday, two o'clock, and
you're still at that icerink, aren't ya?
365
00:21:25,220 --> 00:21:27,029
- Fuckin' moron!
- Franky!
366
00:21:27,020 --> 00:21:28,545
- Franky mate!
- What?
367
00:21:28,540 --> 00:21:30,827
I forgot.
It's our Centrelink appointment now.
368
00:21:30,820 --> 00:21:34,506
But I gotta get a new thong.
It's busted, man.
369
00:21:44,380 --> 00:21:46,508
Ohh, ohh! Ohh... ooh.
370
00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:47,990
Thanks, mate.
371
00:21:51,820 --> 00:21:54,585
Hey, Mullet.
Give me one of your thongs, mate.
372
00:21:58,100 --> 00:21:59,590
Sucked in, mate.
373
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,310
It's your chick, man.
374
00:22:02,300 --> 00:22:04,223
Oi, Shazza! We're going now, alright?
375
00:22:04,220 --> 00:22:06,666
- Where are you goin'?
- I'm goin' to the pub.
376
00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:09,186
Don't fuck up.
We really need some money.
377
00:22:12,260 --> 00:22:13,989
Hey! Franky!
378
00:22:13,980 --> 00:22:16,870
You owe me money for the child support!
379
00:22:16,860 --> 00:22:19,181
That kid looks nothin' like me, mate!
380
00:22:19,180 --> 00:22:21,387
It's got a head
as big as a bloody pot plant.
381
00:22:21,380 --> 00:22:25,590
I saw the baby! The baby
was look exactly like your nose!
382
00:22:25,580 --> 00:22:28,231
If you continue to put your authority
on me, mate,
383
00:22:28,220 --> 00:22:29,984
I'm gonna lose it on you, alright?
384
00:22:29,980 --> 00:22:32,870
No, no! You have to pay me the money!
385
00:22:32,860 --> 00:22:35,704
Fuckin' calm down!
Bash him later, Franky.
386
00:22:35,700 --> 00:22:36,701
So?
387
00:22:36,700 --> 00:22:38,190
Fuck, ya got shit to do!
388
00:22:38,180 --> 00:22:40,467
- You a chicken!
- I gotta go to Centrelink, mate!
389
00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:42,827
- Chicken!
- This is not over, alright?
390
00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:45,061
♪ Chicken little Frankily! ♪
391
00:22:45,060 --> 00:22:47,188
You're gonna cop
a fuckin' thonging, mate!
392
00:22:47,180 --> 00:22:48,864
Chicken! Frankily!
393
00:22:52,180 --> 00:22:54,023
Oh, gidday, Nessa. What's doin'?
394
00:22:54,020 --> 00:22:57,229
Oh, one of me kids, they
bit a teacher's finger off at school.
395
00:22:57,220 --> 00:22:58,221
Yeah.
396
00:22:58,220 --> 00:23:00,700
How fuckin' awesome is that, eh?
397
00:23:00,700 --> 00:23:01,701
Oi!
398
00:23:01,700 --> 00:23:03,941
Give us a beer, would ya, darlin'?
399
00:23:03,940 --> 00:23:06,068
I've only got enough for half,
but fill her up
400
00:23:06,060 --> 00:23:08,142
and I'll give you
the rest on cheque day, eh?
401
00:23:11,060 --> 00:23:12,550
Oh, what's doing, Shazza?
402
00:23:12,540 --> 00:23:14,781
Oh, Dazza and Franky
have gone up to Centrelink.
403
00:23:14,780 --> 00:23:16,509
They're trying to get us cashed up, eh?
404
00:23:16,500 --> 00:23:18,741
BAZZA'. Now, Dazza
needed to make Shazza happy,
405
00:23:18,740 --> 00:23:21,027
so he needed money real bad.
406
00:23:21,020 --> 00:23:23,830
Now, Franky remembered
down at Centrelink
407
00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:25,982
if you tell them
you can't feed your kids,
408
00:23:25,980 --> 00:23:27,584
they'll give you food vouchers.
409
00:23:27,580 --> 00:23:29,582
Feed your miserable children.
410
00:23:29,580 --> 00:23:32,151
Franky, mate,
what fuckin' good is this shit?
411
00:23:32,140 --> 00:23:35,667
- These are the food vouchers, yeah?
- Yeah, but it's not money.
412
00:23:35,660 --> 00:23:37,264
This is what we're gonna do.
413
00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:43,106
OK, go voucher them chickens
in the checkout.
414
00:23:43,100 --> 00:23:45,182
I'm gonna go pinch
some raffle tickets.
415
00:23:47,100 --> 00:23:50,582
Right, now we go into the pub
and we tell the stooges
416
00:23:50,580 --> 00:23:53,584
that we're gonna raffle off
them chickens for charity, mate.
417
00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:56,790
What's it for, mate?
418
00:23:56,780 --> 00:23:59,750
Yeah, uh, this will be
for the victims of the fire, man.
419
00:23:59,740 --> 00:24:01,788
This is for the victims of the flood.
420
00:24:01,780 --> 00:24:03,782
This is for the soldiers
that got killed
421
00:24:03,780 --> 00:24:05,748
on the landmines
on the Anzacs and that.
422
00:24:05,740 --> 00:24:07,265
Uh, vagina research.
423
00:24:07,260 --> 00:24:08,944
It's for herpe research.
424
00:24:08,940 --> 00:24:10,624
Cancer on dick research.
425
00:24:10,620 --> 00:24:12,861
Franky, mate,
you should have stuck to one story!
426
00:24:12,860 --> 00:24:15,864
Look at those guys, mate.
They're fuckin' talking to each other!
427
00:24:15,860 --> 00:24:18,022
Hey, fuckwit,
you told me it was for the floods,
428
00:24:18,020 --> 00:24:20,068
you told him
it's for the fuckin' bushfires.
429
00:24:20,060 --> 00:24:22,586
- Yeah, what the fuck is it?
- They're all worthy causes.
430
00:24:22,580 --> 00:24:24,070
Fuck this!
431
00:24:24,060 --> 00:24:26,222
Dazza, man, go home.
Save me a chicken leg.
432
00:24:26,220 --> 00:24:28,222
This is not gonna take long.
433
00:24:28,220 --> 00:24:30,302
Thong the fuck out of 'em, Franky!
434
00:24:36,540 --> 00:24:38,110
Big Wheels!
435
00:24:46,740 --> 00:24:48,344
Oh, Franky bro.
436
00:24:48,340 --> 00:24:49,830
What's this, man?
437
00:24:49,820 --> 00:24:51,663
We made a Sunnyvale spa bath!
438
00:24:51,660 --> 00:24:53,549
- Hop in.
- Yeah, sick.
439
00:24:53,540 --> 00:24:55,190
But what happened to all the money?
440
00:24:55,180 --> 00:24:58,229
I used a little bit to get beer
and smokes for me and Kev.
441
00:24:58,220 --> 00:25:01,110
Most of it went on blood plugs
for the missus.
442
00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:03,910
Now, after the boys
all had a go in the hot tub...
443
00:25:03,900 --> 00:25:05,470
Hot tub!
444
00:25:06,740 --> 00:25:10,347
...and after Dazza realised the junkies
had knocked off his esky wheels...
445
00:25:10,340 --> 00:25:11,865
No!
446
00:25:11,860 --> 00:25:14,147
Fuck you, Dazza!
447
00:25:14,140 --> 00:25:15,949
Fucking junkies!
448
00:25:15,940 --> 00:25:18,671
...Franky suggested
they go and see the Lebos.
449
00:25:18,660 --> 00:25:22,631
They might have some dirty deed
that might make the boys some money.
450
00:25:22,620 --> 00:25:26,102
Yeah, no, we'll just do a bashing
for them, or maybe knock off some cars.
451
00:25:26,100 --> 00:25:29,024
- Then we'll get you some cash, mate.
- Oh, choice, bro.
452
00:25:29,020 --> 00:25:30,784
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
453
00:25:32,300 --> 00:25:34,143
Well, the boys were out of luck,
454
00:25:34,140 --> 00:25:35,869
'cause half an hour earlier,
455
00:25:35,860 --> 00:25:38,227
the Assassins had
a run-in with this little bloke.
456
00:25:38,220 --> 00:25:41,542
His name's Johno,
and, believe it or not, he's a bikie.
457
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:44,225
Hey, tic-tac,
where'd you get the ride from, bro?
458
00:25:44,220 --> 00:25:45,346
Santa?
459
00:25:47,420 --> 00:25:49,343
Do you know who I am?!
460
00:25:49,340 --> 00:25:50,990
Who? Poofter smurf?
461
00:25:52,460 --> 00:25:56,067
You wanna go, fuckers?
Let's fuckin' go, then!
462
00:25:56,060 --> 00:25:57,710
- Come on!
- Smash him!
463
00:25:57,700 --> 00:25:59,828
- Argghhh!
- Come on!
464
00:26:01,660 --> 00:26:03,583
That's Johno's brother, Angry.
465
00:26:03,580 --> 00:26:04,581
He's the president
466
00:26:04,580 --> 00:26:06,423
of the local bikie gang, The Hunters.
467
00:26:06,420 --> 00:26:09,344
These blokes run
all sorts of scams around here,
468
00:26:09,340 --> 00:26:11,946
and they're not the son of buggers
you want to mess with.
469
00:26:11,940 --> 00:26:15,945
Yeah, I know my little brother
can be a prick, but he's blood.
470
00:26:15,940 --> 00:26:18,864
You fuck with him and you're dog meat.
471
00:26:18,860 --> 00:26:20,669
Argqghhhh!
472
00:26:23,700 --> 00:26:24,826
Sorry!
473
00:26:24,820 --> 00:26:26,629
Arrghhh!
474
00:26:26,620 --> 00:26:28,702
I think that rules the Lebos out
as an option.
475
00:26:28,700 --> 00:26:29,701
Shit!
476
00:26:29,700 --> 00:26:31,589
Ohh! Ohh!
477
00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:36,390
Well, that's when the Lebo boys' luck
went from bad to shocking.
478
00:26:36,380 --> 00:26:38,303
Somebody called the coppers
to help them,
479
00:26:38,300 --> 00:26:39,790
but when they turned up,
480
00:26:39,780 --> 00:26:41,942
they got arrested
for outstanding warrants.
481
00:26:41,940 --> 00:26:43,430
Ah, ya fuckin' knob.
482
00:26:43,420 --> 00:26:44,910
Shut the fuck up, ya zubs!
483
00:26:47,980 --> 00:26:51,951
- Sharon, answer the bloody phone!
484
00:26:51,940 --> 00:26:54,989
I'm in here
dealing with my life at the moment!
485
00:26:54,980 --> 00:26:57,108
You fuckin' answer it!
486
00:26:57,100 --> 00:26:59,910
Reg, you answer it.
487
00:27:03,020 --> 00:27:05,626
Hello?
- Hello?
488
00:27:05,620 --> 00:27:07,702
- Hello?
- Hello?
489
00:27:08,700 --> 00:27:10,941
- Hello?
- Hello?
490
00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:16,025
Whaddya want?!
491
00:27:19,740 --> 00:27:22,550
- What, ya monger?
492
00:27:22,540 --> 00:27:25,783
- Give it here and get out! Shit!
- Eughh!
493
00:27:25,780 --> 00:27:26,827
Hello?
494
00:27:26,820 --> 00:27:31,144
If this is DOCS, Shazza Jones
can't come to the phone at the moment
495
00:27:31,140 --> 00:27:35,748
and she's not responsible for her kids
burning or breaking anything.
496
00:27:36,740 --> 00:27:40,540
Sharon? It's me, love. Your mum.
497
00:27:40,540 --> 00:27:41,780
What?
498
00:27:41,780 --> 00:27:45,671
Listen, love. I don't think
I've got too much time left.
499
00:27:45,660 --> 00:27:50,461
So I wanna see you face to face
so I can explain things to you.
500
00:27:50,460 --> 00:27:52,986
I... I can't talk right now.
501
00:28:01,260 --> 00:28:02,864
Hey, slow down. I'm rooted.
502
00:28:02,860 --> 00:28:05,101
We walked two whole streets
for fuckin' nothing!
503
00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:08,468
Listen, man,
on my brain, I just remembered...
504
00:28:08,460 --> 00:28:10,667
You know that cafe
down near the train station?
505
00:28:10,660 --> 00:28:12,150
We'll knock it off.
506
00:28:12,140 --> 00:28:14,984
So, Kev, me and you, we'll go
check it out, make sure it's cool.
507
00:28:14,980 --> 00:28:16,470
You get some masks.
508
00:28:16,460 --> 00:28:18,349
Hey, then you're gonna get your money.
509
00:28:26,660 --> 00:28:29,391
What is this, mate?
These masks are shit.
510
00:28:29,380 --> 00:28:32,190
What, are you gonna go in
the Maori Mardi Gras with this thing?
511
00:28:32,180 --> 00:28:35,024
Fuckin' Tyrannosaurus Dickhead
over here.
512
00:28:35,020 --> 00:28:36,988
Do I look like a poof to you, bro?
513
00:28:42,420 --> 00:28:44,388
What are you doin', man?
514
00:28:44,380 --> 00:28:45,870
What the hell?
515
00:28:46,860 --> 00:28:48,350
How's that, mate?
516
00:28:48,340 --> 00:28:50,069
What's that s'posed to be, a mask?
517
00:28:50,060 --> 00:28:51,903
Bro, you gotta put some eye holes in it!
518
00:28:51,900 --> 00:28:54,301
That fuckin' thing!
This is fuckin' stupid, mate!
519
00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:57,429
You can't even see off it!
Come on, man!
520
00:28:58,660 --> 00:29:01,027
You know what?
I'm just gonna do it myself, mate.
521
00:29:01,020 --> 00:29:02,909
Just text me if the coppers come.
522
00:29:04,140 --> 00:29:06,586
I just ran out of credit, man.
Have youse got credit?
523
00:29:06,580 --> 00:29:07,741
Nuh.
524
00:29:07,740 --> 00:29:09,230
Mind that.
525
00:29:21,180 --> 00:29:23,023
Hey, is that Franky's ex?
526
00:29:23,020 --> 00:29:25,102
- Cheree?
- Yeah, bro.
527
00:29:25,100 --> 00:29:30,186
One thing about Sunnyvale is
those last few days before cheque day.
528
00:29:30,180 --> 00:29:32,990
You know, that's when people
really get desperate for money.
529
00:29:32,980 --> 00:29:36,029
Hey, hey, hey!
What about friends of the Frankily?
530
00:29:36,020 --> 00:29:37,510
What do you want, mate?!
531
00:29:37,500 --> 00:29:39,502
Fuckin' not now, bro. Franky's in there.
532
00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:43,107
Junior and Cheree have been
chasing Franky's child support for ages.
533
00:29:43,100 --> 00:29:46,309
Dazza and Kev, they had to get
those two idiots away from the cafe.
534
00:29:46,300 --> 00:29:48,268
'Cause they were causing such a stink,
535
00:29:48,260 --> 00:29:50,388
they were going to blow it all
for Franky.
536
00:29:50,380 --> 00:29:51,870
Don't push me!
537
00:29:51,860 --> 00:29:54,545
- Tell me where Frankily is?
- What the fuck's a Frankily?
538
00:29:54,540 --> 00:29:57,589
You know exactly where he is.
He always fuckin' hangs out with you.
539
00:29:57,580 --> 00:29:59,582
- Get outta here, mate! And you!
- Yeah!
540
00:29:59,580 --> 00:30:01,662
Get outta here!
Go make some more grey babies!
541
00:30:01,660 --> 00:30:03,389
Oh, that's not funny.
542
00:30:03,380 --> 00:30:06,429
Junior! There's Franky!
And he's got money!
543
00:30:06,420 --> 00:30:07,421
Frankily!
544
00:30:07,420 --> 00:30:09,627
What's this bullshit, man?
545
00:30:09,620 --> 00:30:11,748
Hey, give me that money
for the child support!
546
00:30:11,740 --> 00:30:13,230
Piss off, dickhead mate!
547
00:30:13,220 --> 00:30:14,824
Proceeds of crime do not count
548
00:30:14,820 --> 00:30:17,266
as legitimate income
for child support, dickhead!
549
00:30:17,260 --> 00:30:19,911
It's your baby!
You put the sperm on the stomach!
550
00:30:19,900 --> 00:30:22,141
We only had a sixty-niner, mate!
551
00:30:24,980 --> 00:30:26,664
Junior!
552
00:30:30,100 --> 00:30:31,306
Franky!
553
00:30:31,300 --> 00:30:33,621
Hey, Bubbles! Muli!
554
00:30:33,620 --> 00:30:35,429
Help me! Help me!
555
00:30:35,420 --> 00:30:37,024
- Uh!
- Get off him, Franky!
556
00:30:38,740 --> 00:30:40,788
Junior, I got it!
557
00:30:40,780 --> 00:30:42,669
- Cops! Cops!
558
00:30:42,660 --> 00:30:44,150
Cops! Cops!
559
00:30:44,140 --> 00:30:45,744
It's police, man!
560
00:30:45,740 --> 00:30:47,230
Run! Come on, everybody!
561
00:30:52,620 --> 00:30:54,429
Oh, cops, cops, cops, cops.
562
00:30:59,060 --> 00:31:01,267
Mate, how did we lose the money, mate?
563
00:31:01,260 --> 00:31:02,750
There's, like, three of us.
564
00:31:02,740 --> 00:31:05,664
Mate, I lost two fuckin' good thongs
on the bitch! I had a go!
565
00:31:05,660 --> 00:31:07,742
How much was it, bro?
566
00:31:07,740 --> 00:31:09,504
What, you think I had time to count it?
567
00:31:09,500 --> 00:31:12,106
Man, I done a lot of robberies
in my time,
568
00:31:12,100 --> 00:31:13,590
but I swear to God,
569
00:31:13,580 --> 00:31:16,390
that whole thing in there,
that was just freaky, mate.
570
00:31:22,060 --> 00:31:25,951
So, like, I go in there, right,
and nobody notices me.
571
00:31:25,940 --> 00:31:28,511
Why? 'Cause they're all,
like, playing on their phones.
572
00:31:28,500 --> 00:31:30,389
Like, it's like I'm invisible.
573
00:31:56,500 --> 00:31:58,468
Man, I don't know.
574
00:31:58,460 --> 00:32:01,384
I'm just putting the whole thing down
in my 'freaky shit' files.
575
00:32:01,380 --> 00:32:03,030
And I don't mean to be a prick, Dazza,
576
00:32:03,020 --> 00:32:05,990
but, man, my thongs are killing me
from this stooging around.
577
00:32:05,980 --> 00:32:07,470
Like, I need a rest now, mate.
578
00:32:07,460 --> 00:32:10,350
Yeah, bro, and after that punch-on,
I'm thirsty as.
579
00:32:10,340 --> 00:32:12,149
This is like work!
580
00:32:12,140 --> 00:32:14,302
Fuck Shazza and her fuckin' money!
581
00:32:14,300 --> 00:32:15,825
I need a cone!
582
00:32:19,140 --> 00:32:20,824
- Hey, Big Wheels.
- Hey, Dazza.
583
00:32:20,820 --> 00:32:22,743
- You wanna buy some pot?
- Fuck, yeah.
584
00:32:22,740 --> 00:32:24,629
I got no money, but.
Can I get it on credit?
585
00:32:24,620 --> 00:32:26,224
- No, no credit, mate.
- Fuck!
586
00:32:27,620 --> 00:32:30,146
A lot of people say
a lot of stuff about Sunnyvale,
587
00:32:30,140 --> 00:32:32,461
like it's like
a shit sandwich at a picnic.
588
00:32:32,460 --> 00:32:33,950
That's rubbish.
589
00:32:35,100 --> 00:32:37,421
Tell ya one thing, but.
It's never boring.
590
00:32:38,980 --> 00:32:40,470
I got her number.
591
00:32:40,460 --> 00:32:41,985
Yeah, last Friday.
592
00:32:53,900 --> 00:32:57,461
Hallelujah, baby! Whoo-hoo!
593
00:32:59,300 --> 00:33:01,302
Oi! Oi, Shaz?
594
00:33:01,300 --> 00:33:03,143
Hey, I don't mind if you sleep,
595
00:33:03,140 --> 00:33:05,347
but watch where you
drop your cigarette, right?
596
00:33:05,340 --> 00:33:07,422
Ya nearly set Neddy on fire, darl.
597
00:33:07,420 --> 00:33:09,741
You and I need to have a talk, Darren.
598
00:33:11,260 --> 00:33:13,627
Oh, poo, he stinks! You take him.
599
00:33:13,620 --> 00:33:15,110
You're fuckin' useless!
600
00:33:16,380 --> 00:33:20,021
Look, Daz, I need you to listen to me
for a second, alright?
601
00:33:20,020 --> 00:33:23,820
Now, I haven't asked you for nothin'
since we've been together, eh?
602
00:33:23,820 --> 00:33:27,586
But me mum, she's real fuckin' sick
and I need to go visit her, right?
603
00:33:27,580 --> 00:33:29,070
She lives in Ayers Rock.
604
00:33:30,980 --> 00:33:34,189
Can't ya just Skype her,
like, on the computer?
605
00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:38,071
No, I can't just fuckin' Skype her!
I wanna go see her!
606
00:33:39,860 --> 00:33:41,908
Shazza, stop hassling me, right?!
607
00:33:41,900 --> 00:33:45,222
You're making me feel like a nut
twisted up inside a pair of budgies!
608
00:33:45,220 --> 00:33:47,791
Hey! Will you two shut the fuck up?!
609
00:33:47,780 --> 00:33:49,589
Get fucked!
610
00:33:49,580 --> 00:33:52,186
We can't shoot up
with all that fuckin' noise out there!
611
00:33:52,180 --> 00:33:53,670
Up your arse, mate!
612
00:33:53,660 --> 00:33:55,947
- And up your arse too, bitch!
- Fuck you!
613
00:33:55,940 --> 00:33:57,829
I can't hear the TV!
614
00:34:02,260 --> 00:34:04,547
Dazza, ya bogan unit. Get in here, man.
615
00:34:04,540 --> 00:34:06,542
Out! You boys jump in the boot.
616
00:34:06,540 --> 00:34:08,429
Make some room for your Uncle Dazza.
617
00:34:15,380 --> 00:34:18,304
- Nice wheels, Franky.
- You like the paint, man?
618
00:34:18,300 --> 00:34:21,383
I just knocked this off.
I've done it all myself, mate.
619
00:34:21,380 --> 00:34:23,144
Pimped my own ride.
620
00:34:24,460 --> 00:34:27,031
Dazza, you're like
gettin' me depressed lookin' at ya.
621
00:34:27,020 --> 00:34:29,182
- What's wrong?
- Shazza's doin' my head in.
622
00:34:29,180 --> 00:34:31,421
She wants us to
take this big fuckin' trip, right?
623
00:34:31,420 --> 00:34:34,867
I don't know why her fuckin' slut of a
mum can't just drive her arse down here.
624
00:34:34,860 --> 00:34:37,340
- Where's her mum live?
- Near fuckin' Ayers Rock!
625
00:34:37,340 --> 00:34:38,341
Ohm.
626
00:34:38,340 --> 00:34:40,820
How the fuck am I gonna get
me and Shaz up to Ayers Rock?
627
00:34:42,140 --> 00:34:44,427
Ayers Rock, it's nothin' but a big rock.
628
00:34:44,420 --> 00:34:46,502
- It's fuckin' boring.
629
00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:48,867
Hey, Crystal? Wanna give me a pash?
630
00:34:51,860 --> 00:34:53,350
Franky, look out!
631
00:34:53,340 --> 00:34:54,944
Ahhh!
632
00:35:01,700 --> 00:35:04,510
- Coppers, mate!
633
00:35:04,500 --> 00:35:06,741
Hey, hey, watch this! Watch this!
634
00:35:10,100 --> 00:35:11,864
Hey! Hey, hey, mate!
635
00:35:11,860 --> 00:35:13,589
- Are you alright?
636
00:35:13,580 --> 00:35:16,390
Well, then, you'd better cop a thong,
you dickhead!
637
00:35:17,900 --> 00:35:19,948
Get the other one. Get the other one!
638
00:35:22,820 --> 00:35:24,345
Suck on that, poof!
639
00:35:29,100 --> 00:35:30,625
Go, go, go, so!
640
00:35:30,620 --> 00:35:33,669
Hey, kids, stay in the boot!
I'll come back for ya later!
641
00:35:36,700 --> 00:35:38,190
All units!
642
00:35:38,180 --> 00:35:39,670
All Sunnyvale units.
643
00:35:39,660 --> 00:35:42,027
Officers down! Officers down!
644
00:35:42,020 --> 00:35:45,183
Oh, fuck! Useless bastards.
They always do this.
645
00:35:46,420 --> 00:35:48,661
Uh, Sunnyvale 4 radio,
that's a negative.
646
00:35:48,660 --> 00:35:51,311
We've just been handed
a brown paper bag.
647
00:35:51,300 --> 00:35:53,985
We are assessing its contents. Over.
648
00:35:53,980 --> 00:35:56,267
I like that one.
649
00:35:58,940 --> 00:36:00,590
What are you staring at my chips for?
650
00:36:00,580 --> 00:36:02,423
I'm not staring at your chips.
651
00:36:02,420 --> 00:36:04,468
No, you are. You are.
652
00:36:04,460 --> 00:36:06,986
I'm just seeing if you were
gonna finish 'em this time.
653
00:36:06,980 --> 00:36:09,631
No, no, no. You stare
at my fuckin' chips every time.
654
00:36:09,620 --> 00:36:11,145
You do it every fuckin' time.
655
00:36:11,140 --> 00:36:13,984
Yeah, because you never
finish your chips, Garry. Every time.
656
00:36:13,980 --> 00:36:15,903
- I fuckin' do.
- Garry, you never do.
657
00:36:15,900 --> 00:36:18,141
- That's why I don't order chips.
- You want chips?
658
00:36:18,140 --> 00:36:21,508
- Are you gonna finish 'em or not?
- Here! Have some fuckin' chips!
659
00:36:21,500 --> 00:36:23,025
Why would you do that, Garry?
660
00:36:23,020 --> 00:36:25,022
Hope you're happy now!
661
00:36:26,940 --> 00:36:29,830
Hey, how about that cop?
He copped a thong in the face, mate!
662
00:36:29,820 --> 00:36:32,391
You know what it was?
It was like Grand Thonged Auto.
663
00:36:33,860 --> 00:36:37,990
Hey, Dazza, you gotta be
cheered up now, man. That was mad.
664
00:36:37,980 --> 00:36:40,824
No, even the pot's not working, man.
665
00:36:40,820 --> 00:36:42,902
What about if I get Kazza
to, like, you know,
666
00:36:42,900 --> 00:36:44,789
flash these stripper tits, man?
667
00:36:44,780 --> 00:36:46,350
Would that cheer you up?
668
00:36:46,340 --> 00:36:49,583
Of course I wanna see 'em.
But I need fuckin' money, mate.
669
00:36:49,580 --> 00:36:52,186
Look, man, you know,
I do have a scam we could try.
670
00:36:52,180 --> 00:36:55,423
That fat bloke down the road,
he's done it, and he got a mad payout.
671
00:36:55,420 --> 00:36:56,910
What is it?
672
00:36:56,900 --> 00:36:59,107
Franky knew this bloke Jim.
673
00:36:59,100 --> 00:37:03,105
Well, let's just say,
Jim's a bit of a big bloke.
674
00:37:03,100 --> 00:37:06,104
Anyway, he sort of fell
through the floor of his house.
675
00:37:07,580 --> 00:37:09,309
So Jim sued the Housing Commission.
676
00:37:09,300 --> 00:37:13,510
The big bugger got a huge payout,
and now he's ail cashed up.
677
00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:18,188
So Franky thought maybe with Beryl's
help, they could make some money too.
678
00:37:18,180 --> 00:37:20,421
No bloody way! Ahh!
679
00:37:20,420 --> 00:37:22,707
Argghh...!
680
00:37:22,700 --> 00:37:23,701
Ahh!
681
00:37:23,700 --> 00:37:25,190
Again!
682
00:37:27,060 --> 00:37:28,061
Drop!
683
00:37:32,140 --> 00:37:33,630
" Drop!
" Ohh!
684
00:37:34,660 --> 00:37:36,150
That's e-bloody-nuff!
685
00:37:36,140 --> 00:37:39,826
I'm already on the disability!
I don't wanna really be bloody disabled!
686
00:37:39,820 --> 00:37:41,584
- One more, one more.
- No!
687
00:37:43,300 --> 00:37:45,143
- Drop!
- Ahhh!
688
00:37:46,140 --> 00:37:47,665
- It's not working!
- One minute.
689
00:37:47,660 --> 00:37:49,150
I wanna check.
690
00:37:50,580 --> 00:37:53,231
Look, it's a concrete slab.
691
00:37:53,220 --> 00:37:55,871
She's heavy as,
but she's not going through.
692
00:37:55,860 --> 00:37:57,624
Oh, good one, Mum!
693
00:37:57,620 --> 00:38:01,181
Look, Daz!
I know youse are tryin' your hardest
694
00:38:01,180 --> 00:38:03,990
but I've gotta tell you,
you are fuckin' useless!
695
00:38:03,980 --> 00:38:05,630
Alright! I know, OK?!
696
00:38:05,620 --> 00:38:07,941
I blame me dad
because he wrecked me confidence
697
00:38:07,940 --> 00:38:10,307
and was always
putting fuckin' pressure on me!
698
00:38:10,300 --> 00:38:12,826
- Fuck!
699
00:38:12,820 --> 00:38:16,711
Darren, you are a complete
and utter fucking idiot.
700
00:38:16,700 --> 00:38:18,941
You are a bloody loser.
701
00:38:18,940 --> 00:38:20,704
You are a disgrace to me.
702
00:38:20,700 --> 00:38:23,226
Dazza, you are a fucking wombat.
703
00:38:23,220 --> 00:38:25,063
You are a liability.
704
00:38:25,060 --> 00:38:28,269
You are a fuckin' drongo, aren't ya?
705
00:38:28,260 --> 00:38:29,910
You are a fuckin' wombat.
706
00:38:29,900 --> 00:38:32,949
- What are ya?
- A fuckin' wombat.
707
00:38:32,940 --> 00:38:35,181
Why can't you all leave me alone?!
708
00:38:35,180 --> 00:38:36,989
What sort of wombat are you?
709
00:38:36,980 --> 00:38:39,301
Hairy-nosed wombat.
710
00:38:39,300 --> 00:38:41,029
Go away!
711
00:38:41,020 --> 00:38:42,829
Sad sack. Wombat.
712
00:38:42,820 --> 00:38:44,788
Fuckin' idiot.
713
00:38:44,780 --> 00:38:47,306
- Can I have a cuddle?
- You want a cuddle, do ya?
714
00:38:48,780 --> 00:38:50,270
OK.
715
00:38:51,940 --> 00:38:54,625
- You feel better now, do ya, son?
- Yes, Dad.
716
00:38:54,620 --> 00:38:58,067
He was such a prick,
and he fucked up my whole life, Shaz!
717
00:39:08,740 --> 00:39:11,789
- Oh, gidday, Uncle Baz.
- Gidday, Shazza.
718
00:39:12,780 --> 00:39:15,067
Now, if you're really desperate
in Sunnyvale,
719
00:39:15,060 --> 00:39:17,461
and you got no-one else
to sort out your dramas,
720
00:39:17,460 --> 00:39:19,189
you go and see the bikies.
721
00:39:19,180 --> 00:39:20,181
Yeah.
722
00:39:20,180 --> 00:39:22,990
For the right price,
they can organise just about anything.
723
00:39:23,980 --> 00:39:28,907
Well, Shazza Jones.
What can I do for you?
724
00:39:28,900 --> 00:39:32,347
Look, mate, you know
we done business together before?
725
00:39:32,340 --> 00:39:35,628
I just need to make some money
so I can go visit me mum.
726
00:39:35,620 --> 00:39:38,305
Shazza, you know I'd like to help ya.
727
00:39:38,300 --> 00:39:41,304
And I do not want to sound like
an arsehole.
728
00:39:41,300 --> 00:39:43,871
But we already tried you out
for the strip club.
729
00:39:55,740 --> 00:39:59,222
What do we have to do
to get a tip off you tight-arses, eh?
730
00:39:59,220 --> 00:40:01,621
Dazza may think you're a cougar,
731
00:40:01,620 --> 00:40:05,989
but I can't put an old Holden
in with a bunch of new Ferraris.
732
00:40:05,980 --> 00:40:08,665
Yeah, but you know
you can rely on me, eh.
733
00:40:08,660 --> 00:40:11,903
I did that whole thing for you in Bali
with the boogie board,
734
00:40:11,900 --> 00:40:15,302
and I didn't fuck it up like
Dazza's stupid cousin Schapelle did.
735
00:40:15,300 --> 00:40:16,870
- Did I?
- Arggh!
736
00:40:16,860 --> 00:40:18,783
Oh, fuck off, ya ugg boot.
737
00:40:18,780 --> 00:40:20,908
Ya fuckin' dirty skank!
738
00:40:20,900 --> 00:40:24,063
Hey, Johno! Settle. This is business.
739
00:40:24,060 --> 00:40:26,142
Tank, take him outside.
740
00:40:26,140 --> 00:40:27,630
Polish me Harley.
741
00:40:27,620 --> 00:40:29,782
But I fuckin' polished it yesterday!
742
00:40:29,780 --> 00:40:32,147
Oh, fuck off me! Fuck off!
743
00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:35,630
Come here, Shaz.
744
00:40:35,620 --> 00:40:38,749
Tell me what you need.
Maybe I can help ya.
745
00:40:39,740 --> 00:40:43,586
Now, Shazza told Angry she needed
to go up to Ayers Rock to see her mum.
746
00:40:43,580 --> 00:40:46,345
I reckon Shazza
should've bought a lotto ticket,
747
00:40:46,340 --> 00:40:48,547
'cause it was her lucky day.
748
00:40:49,780 --> 00:40:53,421
Right, here's the keys to the van.
749
00:40:53,420 --> 00:40:55,388
This is a fuel card.
750
00:40:55,380 --> 00:40:57,348
It's only good for fuel.
751
00:40:57,340 --> 00:40:59,866
So, you make the drop,
you can go and see your mum.
752
00:40:59,860 --> 00:41:03,387
And then you bring the van back.
753
00:41:03,380 --> 00:41:05,747
Do not fuck this up.
754
00:41:08,580 --> 00:41:10,264
Arggh!
755
00:41:13,460 --> 00:41:14,985
Oi, Dazza!
756
00:41:14,980 --> 00:41:18,268
Get up, ya bloody gronk.
We're goin' on a road trip.
757
00:41:20,180 --> 00:41:21,306
Kev!
758
00:41:21,300 --> 00:41:24,782
They took the kids, you stupid arsehole!
They took 'em!
759
00:41:24,780 --> 00:41:27,226
They took our babies! You bastard!
760
00:41:27,220 --> 00:41:28,710
Kev, what's going on, mate?
761
00:41:28,700 --> 00:41:32,022
Fuckin' DOCS took the kids, bro.
'Cause they burnt down the school again.
762
00:41:32,020 --> 00:41:33,988
Fuck you, Kevin!
It's your fuckin' fault!
763
00:41:33,980 --> 00:41:36,460
No wait! This could
work out real good, right?
764
00:41:36,460 --> 00:41:37,950
Youse won't need child care,
765
00:41:37,940 --> 00:41:40,227
'cause me and Shazza,
we're doin' a road trip.
766
00:41:40,220 --> 00:41:42,507
- You guys wanna come?
- Yeah.
767
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:44,264
Oh, fuck yeah!
768
00:41:44,260 --> 00:41:45,910
Hey, Mum!
769
00:41:45,900 --> 00:41:48,187
We're goin' on a fuckin' road trip!
770
00:41:48,180 --> 00:41:49,784
When are ya fuckin' comin' back?
771
00:41:49,780 --> 00:41:51,703
I don't fuckin' know!
772
00:41:51,700 --> 00:41:53,464
Well, fuck off then!
773
00:41:53,460 --> 00:41:55,781
Ahhh! Ahhh!
774
00:41:55,780 --> 00:41:57,703
- Ahhhh!
775
00:42:01,780 --> 00:42:03,509
- Ahh! Ahh!
- Hello?
776
00:42:03,500 --> 00:42:05,150
Franky! Franky!
777
00:42:05,140 --> 00:42:07,905
Dazza, bro, I'm having a threesome
at the moment, man.
778
00:42:07,900 --> 00:42:11,029
We're going to Ayers Rock, mate!
We've got this mad campervan, mate.
779
00:42:11,020 --> 00:42:14,627
It's got TV, DVDs,
got a shower and a dunny even.
780
00:42:14,620 --> 00:42:16,110
- Franky...
- Hey!
781
00:42:16,100 --> 00:42:18,831
- We've got a fridge full of free piss.
- Free piss?
782
00:42:18,820 --> 00:42:20,982
So get your houso arse on the bus!
Come on, mate!
783
00:42:20,980 --> 00:42:23,028
Why are we still talking on the phone,
man?
784
00:42:26,260 --> 00:42:28,661
Are you fuckin' serious, Franky?
785
00:42:28,660 --> 00:42:31,311
I bludged me shift at the strip club
for this root.
786
00:42:31,300 --> 00:42:33,667
Yeah, and I was
finally gettin' me rhythm on.
787
00:42:33,660 --> 00:42:36,106
None of us blew,
so it's all equals, man.
788
00:42:36,100 --> 00:42:39,263
Oh, we don't have all fuckin' day,
Franky! Jesus!
789
00:42:39,260 --> 00:42:41,149
We'll fuckin' finish each other off.
790
00:42:42,300 --> 00:42:44,541
Hey, wait a minute.
791
00:42:45,540 --> 00:42:49,261
Hey! Did one of youse
pull the tarp off the Corvette?
792
00:42:49,260 --> 00:42:50,261
Nun!
793
00:42:50,260 --> 00:42:52,911
I think someone's
been stoogin' around with it.
794
00:42:54,900 --> 00:42:56,743
Where's the engine?
795
00:43:00,780 --> 00:43:02,270
Road trip, mate!
796
00:43:02,260 --> 00:43:04,069
Spewin' about that engine, but.
797
00:43:04,060 --> 00:43:07,223
Oh, hey, what the fuck
are those fobs up to, bro?
798
00:43:09,100 --> 00:43:11,467
Hey! Hey!
799
00:43:11,460 --> 00:43:14,350
Hey, you coconuts! Is that my engine?
800
00:43:14,340 --> 00:43:16,820
Hey, you didn't pay us the money
for the child support,
801
00:43:16,820 --> 00:43:19,630
so we're selling your engine
so we can go get some money.
802
00:43:19,620 --> 00:43:21,110
Ha, ha!
803
00:43:21,100 --> 00:43:23,148
Why is Donkey Kong in the nude?
804
00:43:23,140 --> 00:43:26,030
He doesn't want
to get his clothes dirty.
805
00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:27,181
Stupid.
806
00:43:27,180 --> 00:43:28,944
Don't get oil on your dip stick!
807
00:43:28,940 --> 00:43:32,023
I've just gotta steal another engine.
Sucked in!
808
00:43:32,020 --> 00:43:33,545
Stupid fobs, mate.
809
00:43:33,540 --> 00:43:37,431
Hey, this bed's mad.
I'm gonna get up and have a go.
810
00:43:37,420 --> 00:43:40,071
Oi! Just get down, Franky.
811
00:43:40,060 --> 00:43:42,142
Franky, get down!
812
00:43:42,140 --> 00:43:45,667
Oh, man!
This is like full comfortable, man.
813
00:43:45,660 --> 00:43:47,901
- Just sit down in your seat, mate.
- Take it easy.
814
00:43:47,900 --> 00:43:49,868
Why didn't youse tell me
there was a bed?
815
00:43:49,860 --> 00:43:52,147
I would have brought one of the chicks.
816
00:43:52,140 --> 00:43:54,142
So the bikies said all we have to do
817
00:43:54,140 --> 00:43:56,984
is drive the van up there
and drive it back?
818
00:43:56,980 --> 00:44:00,348
Well, don't fuckin' argue.
It means I get to see me mum.
819
00:44:00,340 --> 00:44:02,388
Anyway,
they give us a fridge full of piss.
820
00:44:02,380 --> 00:44:04,303
What more do ya fuckin' want, eh?
821
00:44:04,300 --> 00:44:06,587
Hey, what's this?
822
00:44:08,060 --> 00:44:10,142
Whose is these bags?
823
00:44:14,660 --> 00:44:17,266
Now, Shazza's
being a bit of a sly bugger here.
824
00:44:18,260 --> 00:44:21,309
The bikies usually run naughty stuff
up to the Territory
825
00:44:21,300 --> 00:44:23,302
in the back of
this old couple's caravan.
826
00:44:27,140 --> 00:44:29,871
But the old biddies
got busted the other week.
827
00:44:30,860 --> 00:44:34,501
Well, looks like opportunity
was knocking for everyone involved.
828
00:44:34,500 --> 00:44:37,629
Right, here's the keys to the van.
829
00:44:39,940 --> 00:44:41,988
The bikies, they needed a driver,
830
00:44:41,980 --> 00:44:44,028
and Shazza needed
a way to see her mum.
831
00:44:49,460 --> 00:44:54,261
Hey. ls all these, like, you know, drugs
in these bags and the guns up there,
832
00:44:54,260 --> 00:44:56,262
are they like complimentary as well?
833
00:44:56,260 --> 00:44:58,388
Oi! Just put the shit back, would ya!
834
00:44:58,380 --> 00:45:00,223
So these are not complimentary?
835
00:45:00,220 --> 00:45:02,746
- What, you mean we're mules?
- Did you make us mules?
836
00:45:02,740 --> 00:45:04,504
- Hey?
- Shazza, ya sly bitch.
837
00:45:04,500 --> 00:45:05,990
Yeah, alright.
838
00:45:05,980 --> 00:45:08,586
So we're movin' shit for the bikies.
839
00:45:08,580 --> 00:45:10,708
If youse had come up
with some more cash,
840
00:45:10,700 --> 00:45:13,067
I wouldn't have had to bullshit ya,
would I?
841
00:45:13,060 --> 00:45:14,869
You fuckin' lyin' slut, Shazza!
842
00:45:14,860 --> 00:45:17,750
I don't mind doin' the crime.
I just wanna know I'm doin' it.
843
00:45:17,740 --> 00:45:20,027
Oh, shit,
there's a booze bus comin' up!
844
00:45:22,580 --> 00:45:24,708
- Shit!
- Quick, hide that shit, man!
845
00:45:25,700 --> 00:45:29,147
Well, fuckin' hold this! I've got an
idea on my brain. Let me drive. Move.
846
00:45:29,140 --> 00:45:31,871
- Just take it. Just get in there.
- Fuck!
847
00:45:31,860 --> 00:45:34,147
- Switch mate, switch.
- Shit!
848
00:45:34,140 --> 00:45:39,101
Hey, hey, hey, look who it is.
The K-Mart fuckin' thong slapper.
849
00:45:39,100 --> 00:45:41,068
Fuckin' Falzoni.
850
00:45:41,060 --> 00:45:42,710
Let me handle it, man.
851
00:45:42,700 --> 00:45:44,225
Stop there!
852
00:45:44,220 --> 00:45:47,349
Stop fuckin' there! Stop here!
853
00:45:47,340 --> 00:45:48,944
Oh... oh, here?
854
00:45:48,940 --> 00:45:51,341
- Hey!
- Fuck!
855
00:45:51,340 --> 00:45:54,310
- Stop the fucking vehicle here!
- Just one minute. I need a sip.
856
00:45:54,300 --> 00:45:56,428
...arrest you, Falzoni!
857
00:45:56,420 --> 00:45:58,627
What the fuck are you doin'?
Just fuckin' stop!
858
00:45:58,620 --> 00:46:01,510
- Stop the car, Falzoni! Here!
- There? OK.
859
00:46:01,500 --> 00:46:03,901
Fuckin' stop! Stop here!
860
00:46:03,900 --> 00:46:05,868
- Relax, mate!
- Get the fuck out!
861
00:46:05,860 --> 00:46:09,228
- I'm comin'.
- Get out the other fuckin' side now.
862
00:46:09,220 --> 00:46:11,746
You're probably wondering
what Franky's up to.
863
00:46:11,740 --> 00:46:15,631
Well, he may look stupid,
but he's always got a plan.
864
00:46:15,620 --> 00:46:18,510
Listen, meet me at the Macca's,
like, near on the freeway.
865
00:46:18,500 --> 00:46:21,071
I'll be there. Wait for me, alright?
I'll be there.
866
00:46:23,860 --> 00:46:26,511
Alright. Youse can arrest on me now.
867
00:46:26,500 --> 00:46:29,185
You're not getting away this time,
you little shitbag!
868
00:46:29,180 --> 00:46:30,670
Hey, look at this, mate!
869
00:46:30,660 --> 00:46:33,186
Franky wanted to create
so much shit with the coppers
870
00:46:33,180 --> 00:46:35,467
that they'd forget all about the van.
871
00:46:35,460 --> 00:46:36,985
Tastes like bacon.
872
00:46:36,980 --> 00:46:39,108
Let's pepper-spray the prick!
873
00:46:40,340 --> 00:46:43,389
Doesn't work! 'Cause of
the sunnies, you dickheads!
874
00:46:43,380 --> 00:46:44,427
- Fuck!
875
00:46:48,100 --> 00:46:49,989
Taser the little fuck!
876
00:46:58,540 --> 00:47:01,544
mew
877
00:47:05,860 --> 00:47:07,703
Sucked in!
878
00:47:11,660 --> 00:47:14,470
The bourbon covered
the electric effect, mate!
879
00:47:14,460 --> 00:47:16,383
Franky's plan
worked like a charm.
880
00:47:16,380 --> 00:47:18,587
The coppers went apeshit after him.
881
00:47:18,580 --> 00:47:21,789
Oh, and the van full of naughty stuff
got away soot-free.
882
00:47:23,500 --> 00:47:25,901
Don't go over the fence!
Cut him off at the park.
883
00:47:25,900 --> 00:47:27,584
I know what this little prick's like!
884
00:47:27,580 --> 00:47:31,585
♪ ROCK MUSIC
885
00:47:36,940 --> 00:47:38,783
- He's gone there, Garry!
- Yep.
886
00:47:55,620 --> 00:47:58,863
Garry, I'm not jumping over another
fence. Just fuckin' kick it in.
887
00:47:58,860 --> 00:48:01,943
- Jump the fucking fence.
- Just kick the fuckin' thing in, mate.
888
00:48:04,980 --> 00:48:07,586
- That's fuckin' him.
889
00:48:07,580 --> 00:48:09,070
Hello.
890
00:48:09,060 --> 00:48:12,030
Hey. Hey, hey, it's a fuckin' burqa.
891
00:48:12,020 --> 00:48:14,705
This case could go on forever
if we get this fuckin' wrong.
892
00:48:14,700 --> 00:48:17,863
Remember what they taught us?
Always be fuckin' sure.
893
00:48:17,860 --> 00:48:21,262
Hey, hey, hey.
Look at the fuckin' thongs.
894
00:48:21,260 --> 00:48:23,991
- Huh?
- Look at those fuckin' bunions.
895
00:48:23,980 --> 00:48:26,108
- It's him, Gaz.
- Oh, it's him.
896
00:48:30,300 --> 00:48:31,870
Piss off, dickhead!
897
00:48:33,860 --> 00:48:35,464
Argh!
898
00:48:35,460 --> 00:48:37,986
Come back here,
Falzoni, ya little fucker!
899
00:48:37,980 --> 00:48:39,709
I can't fuckin' chase anymore!
900
00:48:39,700 --> 00:48:41,668
Oh, for fuck's sake, try!
901
00:48:41,660 --> 00:48:44,584
I've got a massive stitch,
or I'm havin' a fuckin' heart attack.
902
00:48:44,580 --> 00:48:46,070
You know why?
903
00:48:46,060 --> 00:48:49,223
It's because of all the fuckin' chips
you stole off me, you fuckwit.
904
00:48:49,220 --> 00:48:50,710
Oh!
905
00:49:01,220 --> 00:49:03,143
This is the way
it's gonna go, boys.
906
00:49:03,140 --> 00:49:05,347
You go in with a shottie - boom, boom.
907
00:49:05,340 --> 00:49:06,830
You go in...
908
00:49:09,460 --> 00:49:15,388
You know , when that new batch
hits Alice, we're rolling in money.
909
00:49:15,380 --> 00:49:18,065
He went down like a sack of shit.
910
00:49:18,060 --> 00:49:21,507
And I just fully started stomping,
caving his head in.
911
00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:24,743
Caving his head in,
the stupid fuck!
912
00:49:24,740 --> 00:49:26,708
He doesn't even know who I am!
913
00:49:26,700 --> 00:49:28,782
Fuck you! Fuck you!
914
00:49:30,300 --> 00:49:32,109
Fuckin' training wheels.
915
00:49:32,100 --> 00:49:34,751
Now after losing
the booze bus cops,
916
00:49:34,740 --> 00:49:38,301
Franky knew he'd only have to worry
about the coppers on pushbikes.
917
00:49:38,300 --> 00:49:42,430
Argh! Some arsehole
stole my fuckin' bike!
918
00:49:42,420 --> 00:49:46,550
Yeah, and with Johno's bike,
he thought he could outrun them easy.
919
00:49:46,540 --> 00:49:50,784
But what Franky didn't know was
that the Sunnyvale Area Command
920
00:49:50,780 --> 00:49:53,784
had allocated a couple of
new vehicles to the block.
921
00:49:53,780 --> 00:49:56,306
Yep, brand-new spanking bikes.
922
00:49:56,300 --> 00:49:58,587
- Pull over! Pull over!
923
00:50:13,020 --> 00:50:15,591
Go round! Cut him off!
924
00:50:27,100 --> 00:50:28,704
Fuck off!
925
00:50:28,700 --> 00:50:30,987
Sucked in, mate!
926
00:50:32,380 --> 00:50:34,667
- Falzoni!
- Run, boys!
927
00:50:34,660 --> 00:50:36,469
Pull over!
928
00:50:38,540 --> 00:50:40,304
Falzoni!
929
00:50:40,300 --> 00:50:43,349
♪ HIP-HOP
930
00:50:56,340 --> 00:50:59,150
What the fuck happened to me bike?
931
00:51:02,980 --> 00:51:04,470
Mobile Two,
932
00:51:04,460 --> 00:51:08,351
Falzoni's heading down towards
Ramsey Street on a blue chopper.
933
00:51:08,340 --> 00:51:09,990
Intercept!
934
00:51:25,780 --> 00:51:28,101
- Pull over!
- Pick up!
935
00:51:31,700 --> 00:51:33,464
Franky.
936
00:51:33,460 --> 00:51:34,950
Crystal, put Kazza on!
937
00:51:34,940 --> 00:51:38,342
Here, it's Franky for you.
938
00:51:38,340 --> 00:51:42,061
Yeah, Franky?
- I need ya to do something for me.
939
00:51:46,300 --> 00:51:48,348
I'm comin' now!
940
00:51:49,700 --> 00:51:51,748
Do it now!
941
00:51:51,740 --> 00:51:54,584
Now! Now!
942
00:51:54,580 --> 00:51:57,151
Do it now! Now!
943
00:52:13,900 --> 00:52:15,629
Argh!
944
00:52:18,820 --> 00:52:22,825
That would have to be at least
12 demerit points, dickhead.
945
00:52:22,820 --> 00:52:25,744
These two coppers have
been on pushbikes for years,
946
00:52:25,740 --> 00:52:29,904
and the very first day they get road
bikes, they wrote one off completely
947
00:52:29,900 --> 00:52:32,301
and the junkies stripped
the other one for parts.
948
00:52:32,300 --> 00:52:35,702
- Yeah, suck this, copper!
- Fuck!
949
00:52:35,700 --> 00:52:38,783
Hand in your badges now.
950
00:52:38,780 --> 00:52:43,104
Well, those two got fired and they
had to work as security guards
951
00:52:43,100 --> 00:52:44,431
somewhere in the bush.
952
00:52:48,180 --> 00:52:50,581
Hey!
953
00:52:51,620 --> 00:52:54,829
Stupid bikies, mate, sucked in!
Dickheads, mate. Dickheads.
954
00:53:04,900 --> 00:53:06,311
Go, Kevin!
955
00:53:06,300 --> 00:53:08,029
Have a go, Nessa!
956
00:53:08,020 --> 00:53:11,661
I've never done it in a campervan
before. Fuck, it's romantic!
957
00:53:11,660 --> 00:53:16,143
Hey, don't distract me with sex noises.
I'm a bit pissed and the road's blurry.
958
00:53:16,140 --> 00:53:17,744
It's hard to concentrate, mate.
959
00:53:17,740 --> 00:53:19,265
I'll be really quiet, eh?
960
00:53:19,260 --> 00:53:21,262
- I was talkin' to them, yeah?
961
00:53:21,260 --> 00:53:22,944
Fuckin' black magic, Kevin!
962
00:53:22,940 --> 00:53:25,227
Goin' for another Baby Bonus, are youse?
963
00:53:25,220 --> 00:53:27,268
Fuck yeah! Oh, yes!
964
00:53:27,260 --> 00:53:29,069
Hey, hold this for a second.
965
00:53:29,060 --> 00:53:33,429
You have to do the GPS, man,
'cause my hand's busy with the bottle.
966
00:53:33,420 --> 00:53:35,263
I love computers.
967
00:53:35,260 --> 00:53:38,707
Me mum said she only lives about
20 minutes away from the Rock, eh?
968
00:53:38,700 --> 00:53:40,623
- Oh, right.
969
00:53:40,620 --> 00:53:42,941
- I fuckin' love this campervan, Kevin!
- Whoo!
970
00:53:42,940 --> 00:53:46,865
I put Ayers Rock in. It just says
go straight for three hours.
971
00:53:46,860 --> 00:53:49,466
Three hours?
That doesn't sound right, babe.
972
00:53:49,460 --> 00:53:51,269
It's what the computer says.
973
00:53:51,260 --> 00:53:54,628
Thanks for makin' me look like a
dickhead in front of me mates again!
974
00:53:54,620 --> 00:53:57,669
Fuckin' relax!
I was just askin', ya sook.
975
00:53:57,660 --> 00:53:59,662
No need to be such a bitch about it!
976
00:53:59,660 --> 00:54:02,584
To be fair, man, you can be
a bit of a sook, you know.
977
00:54:02,580 --> 00:54:04,309
You do it!
978
00:54:04,300 --> 00:54:06,189
Oh yeah, Kevin!
979
00:54:07,380 --> 00:54:09,382
I've never done it
in a campervan, Kevin!
980
00:54:22,420 --> 00:54:24,388
It's not very impressive, eh?
981
00:54:24,380 --> 00:54:29,910
Oh! Isn't it amazing?
It's so spiritual, hey?
982
00:54:29,900 --> 00:54:34,383
Look mate, I hate to tease you in front
of your friends, but that's not it.
983
00:54:34,380 --> 00:54:35,711
You're a fuckin' dickhead.
984
00:54:35,700 --> 00:54:39,591
Oh, well what is it then,
the Taj Mahal, huh, from China?
985
00:54:39,580 --> 00:54:42,231
Look, man. It's a servo.
986
00:54:47,460 --> 00:54:50,464
- Err!
- See, it's hollow, isn't it?
987
00:54:50,460 --> 00:54:53,031
Hollow like your fuckin' head!
988
00:54:53,020 --> 00:54:57,389
So after a little bit of
confusion, they were on their way.
989
00:54:57,380 --> 00:55:01,544
But In true Sunnyvale style,
all the temptations on the way
990
00:55:01,540 --> 00:55:03,702
were very hard to resist.
991
00:55:03,700 --> 00:55:06,180
Hey, let's all go to Nimbin!
992
00:55:07,980 --> 00:55:12,463
Nimbin! Nimbin! Nimbin! Nimbin! Nimbin!
993
00:55:12,460 --> 00:55:14,781
Nimbin! Nimbin!
994
00:55:22,100 --> 00:55:25,991
Hey, hey, let's go to Ned Kelly's grave!
995
00:55:32,540 --> 00:55:34,429
Neddy!
996
00:55:36,140 --> 00:55:41,624
Oh, Ned! You're a legend!
997
00:55:41,620 --> 00:55:43,463
Shazza!
998
00:55:43,460 --> 00:55:47,670
- I gotta go see Bon Scott's grave.
999
00:55:47,660 --> 00:55:49,230
NOW!
1000
00:56:03,940 --> 00:56:06,511
Oh, they detoured bloody everywhere,
1001
00:56:06,500 --> 00:56:08,741
but finally they made it
to Alice Springs.
1002
00:56:08,740 --> 00:56:12,301
Now, all they had to do was
drop off the bikies' gear
1003
00:56:12,300 --> 00:56:14,780
and it was time to see Shazza's mum.
1004
00:56:20,660 --> 00:56:22,503
Hi!
1005
00:56:22,500 --> 00:56:24,901
Oi! Hello!
1006
00:56:25,900 --> 00:56:28,471
Hey, there's a note.
1007
00:56:28,460 --> 00:56:33,466
It says, like, urn,
'Sorry for the inconveni... venience.
1008
00:56:33,460 --> 00:56:36,145
We are busy burying someone.
1009
00:56:36,140 --> 00:56:39,542
Be back later. The bickies.'
1010
00:56:39,540 --> 00:56:41,030
Bikies. Bikies.
1011
00:56:43,660 --> 00:56:46,061
I love you, Kevin.
1012
00:56:49,260 --> 00:56:52,707
Fuck, all that shit with the bikies
has given me a fuckin' headache.
1013
00:56:52,700 --> 00:56:54,589
Give us a fuckin' smoke.
1014
00:56:55,580 --> 00:56:59,141
- That's me last fuckin' one!
- Oh, fuckin' pull ya head in, dickhead.
1015
00:57:00,340 --> 00:57:03,389
- Blah!
1016
00:57:30,500 --> 00:57:33,470
Who the fuck's that?
1017
00:57:33,460 --> 00:57:35,986
Mum, is that you?
1018
00:57:35,980 --> 00:57:38,426
It's me, Sharon!
1019
00:57:38,420 --> 00:57:42,266
Oh, come right in, love.
I'm out the back in the bedroom.
1020
00:57:42,260 --> 00:57:45,264
Say hi to your mum for me, alright?
We're gonna watch the van.
1021
00:57:45,260 --> 00:57:47,991
Yeah, you weren't invited anyway,
ya dickhead.
1022
00:57:47,980 --> 00:57:49,630
Cam, Ness.
1023
00:58:05,300 --> 00:58:07,223
Is that you, Sharon?
1024
00:58:08,260 --> 00:58:10,501
Yes, Mum. It's me.
1025
00:58:10,500 --> 00:58:11,990
Oh!
1026
00:58:13,260 --> 00:58:15,786
Um, hi, I'm Vanessa, Shazza's mate.
1027
00:58:15,780 --> 00:58:19,501
I've got a great arse, don't ya think?
1028
00:58:20,500 --> 00:58:23,151
Would ya fuck off, Nessa? Jesus!
1029
00:58:23,140 --> 00:58:27,862
Well, I'll just go watch TV.
Hope you got fuckin' Foxtel!
1030
00:58:32,380 --> 00:58:34,189
Thanks for coming, love.
1031
00:58:34,180 --> 00:58:36,023
Yeah, what's wrong with you, anyway?
1032
00:58:36,020 --> 00:58:42,027
Well, the doctors reckon it's the fags,
but they're fuckin' liars anyway.
1033
00:58:45,100 --> 00:58:50,311
- You haven't got one, have ya, love?
- Oh, um, nah, sorry.
1034
00:58:50,300 --> 00:58:52,348
I just smoked me last one, eh?
1035
00:58:58,220 --> 00:59:00,222
Oh, fuck me! Look at all these animals!
1036
00:59:00,220 --> 00:59:02,348
It's like Noah's Park. Have a look!
1037
00:59:07,980 --> 00:59:09,903
Which one's got the biggest dick?
1038
00:59:10,900 --> 00:59:14,427
The kiwi. om Nah.
1039
00:59:16,020 --> 00:59:20,105
Camels, mate. They look similar
to the Assassins, them. Look at 'em.
1040
00:59:20,100 --> 00:59:22,580
It does look like Abdul.
You gotta admit it, mate.
1041
00:59:25,140 --> 00:59:27,029
You know what I hate?
1042
00:59:27,020 --> 00:59:28,624
- I hate kangaroos, man.
- What?!
1043
00:59:28,620 --> 00:59:31,305
They think they're good.
They're on everything.
1044
00:59:31,300 --> 00:59:33,541
They're on like underpants
of Olympic swimmers,
1045
00:59:33,540 --> 00:59:36,225
they're like on like coins
and notes and this and that.
1046
00:59:36,220 --> 00:59:38,382
They're just wankers
of the animal world.
1047
00:59:38,380 --> 00:59:40,667
They're like heroes, man!
Like Ned Kelly.
1048
00:59:40,660 --> 00:59:44,221
Shazza, I got you here to apologise
1049
00:59:44,220 --> 00:59:47,349
to you, love, for leaving you
when you were three.
1050
00:59:47,340 --> 00:59:50,583
Yeah, well, it was pretty fuckin' fucked
in the face of ya.
1051
00:59:50,580 --> 00:59:52,423
It wasn't my fault.
1052
00:59:52,420 --> 00:59:55,310
Your dad had gambling debts
coming out of his arse.
1053
00:59:55,300 --> 00:59:58,383
Oh, blame Dad.
He was always there for us.
1054
00:59:58,380 --> 01:00:02,829
It wasn't my fault! I had to create
18 fuckin' false identities
1055
01:00:02,820 --> 01:00:04,549
to pay off his debts.
1056
01:00:04,540 --> 01:00:06,588
Are you fuckin' serious?
1057
01:00:06,580 --> 01:00:09,504
The cops were after me.
I had to piss off.
1058
01:00:09,500 --> 01:00:14,461
Shit, Mum!
Why didn't you say something before?
1059
01:00:14,460 --> 01:00:16,508
Can ya forgive me?
1060
01:00:18,580 --> 01:00:22,426
Um, is it just me, or is there,
like, no fuckin' TV in here?
1061
01:00:22,420 --> 01:00:25,151
How can you live without a fuckin' TV?
1062
01:00:25,140 --> 01:00:27,507
Don't know why youse
are standing over there, mate.
1063
01:00:27,500 --> 01:00:29,741
- It stinks from them animals.
- Yeah, alright.
1064
01:00:29,740 --> 01:00:32,107
Hey, Kev, give us your phone.
1065
01:00:32,100 --> 01:00:34,307
- I want to show Franky that app we got.
- Oh, yeah!
1066
01:00:34,300 --> 01:00:36,826
- Check this out, man. It's a pussy.
- What do you mean?
1067
01:00:36,820 --> 01:00:40,461
Look at it, man. Get your finger and
rub the pussy and it's gonna come.
1068
01:00:40,460 --> 01:00:42,622
- On the screen?
- On the screen, man. Look, rub.
1069
01:00:44,860 --> 01:00:46,908
- It's like a chick.
- Keep goin', keep goin'.
1070
01:00:46,900 --> 01:00:49,710
What, I go quicker'? I get it now!
You do this and then...
1071
01:00:49,700 --> 01:00:51,225
I see.
1072
01:00:51,220 --> 01:00:53,427
- Hey, look at that!
1073
01:00:55,860 --> 01:00:57,988
- Dickhead, mate!
1074
01:00:57,980 --> 01:01:00,142
It's fucked on it. Here, take it.
1075
01:01:00,140 --> 01:01:01,630
- What?
- Not my fault!
1076
01:01:02,620 --> 01:01:04,463
- Hey! Mmm.
1077
01:01:04,460 --> 01:01:07,191
Watch me give these animals the shits,
fully.
1078
01:01:10,580 --> 01:01:12,628
Skippy, ya big poof, come here, mate.
1079
01:01:12,620 --> 01:01:14,429
- Go, Franky!
- Oh!
1080
01:01:14,420 --> 01:01:16,149
Watch this.
1081
01:01:16,140 --> 01:01:17,551
- Go, Skippy!
- Yeah!
1082
01:01:19,460 --> 01:01:22,589
Catch him! Catch him!
Dive on his tail!
1083
01:01:22,580 --> 01:01:25,470
We're so similar, you and me.
1084
01:01:25,460 --> 01:01:27,827
Fuckin' rortin' Centrelink
1085
01:01:27,820 --> 01:01:32,144
and fuckin' fucked up de factos
and you love ya smokes.
1086
01:01:32,140 --> 01:01:33,904
Do ya bong on, Mum?
1087
01:01:33,900 --> 01:01:39,907
Not now, but back in the days,
I loved a bucket bong.
1088
01:01:39,900 --> 01:01:42,665
Mum!
1089
01:01:42,660 --> 01:01:44,230
Ah, excuse me.
1090
01:01:44,220 --> 01:01:46,382
You know ya got nothin'
in ya fuckin' fridge?
1091
01:01:46,380 --> 01:01:48,223
- Go, Franky!
- Yeah, go, Franky!
1092
01:01:48,220 --> 01:01:49,824
Who am I, mate?
1093
01:01:49,820 --> 01:01:51,470
Who am I, ya big poof?
1094
01:01:51,460 --> 01:01:53,269
Franky's being an emu too!
1095
01:01:55,060 --> 01:01:56,664
I can't tell the difference!
1096
01:01:56,660 --> 01:01:59,266
- Watch out he doesn't peck ya!
- Come on!
1097
01:01:59,260 --> 01:02:02,343
- Oh, he's cheesin' him up!
- I'll get ripped up.
1098
01:02:02,340 --> 01:02:04,741
- Hit it! Hit it!
- You want a go?
1099
01:02:04,740 --> 01:02:07,107
- You want a go, bird?!
- Smash him!
1100
01:02:07,100 --> 01:02:08,989
I swear, I hate these animals, man.
1101
01:02:08,980 --> 01:02:11,586
He's got a big bum, like my missus.
1102
01:02:11,580 --> 01:02:13,867
- You're right, Kev!
1103
01:02:13,860 --> 01:02:16,067
The emu's arse is
the same as your missus!
1104
01:02:17,660 --> 01:02:19,981
It's piss-boring in there, eh?
1105
01:02:19,980 --> 01:02:21,982
Well, get your big arse
down here, woman!
1106
01:02:21,980 --> 01:02:24,631
Franky's doin' some funny shit!
1107
01:02:24,620 --> 01:02:28,466
- Should I go in? Alright, I'll go in.
1108
01:02:30,380 --> 01:02:33,782
Hey, I thought ya said
ya didn't have smokes, ya bitch.
1109
01:02:33,780 --> 01:02:37,227
Oh, come on, Mum.
It was me third-last one.
1110
01:02:38,700 --> 01:02:43,547
Oi! Would youse fuckin' shut up?!
I'm tryin' to talk to me fuckin' mum!
1111
01:02:46,940 --> 01:02:48,544
- Pecked me on the dick!
1112
01:02:48,540 --> 01:02:50,702
- You bastard!
1113
01:02:50,700 --> 01:02:52,225
It pecked him on the pecker!
1114
01:02:56,620 --> 01:02:58,463
You have it, Mum.
1115
01:02:58,460 --> 01:03:03,626
Shazza, I'm fuckin' proud of you.
You turned out real good.
1116
01:03:03,620 --> 01:03:05,270
Thanks, Mum.
1117
01:03:05,260 --> 01:03:07,706
Give it a lick, mate! Give it a lick!
That'll fix it!
1118
01:03:07,700 --> 01:03:10,351
- Oh, now him too!
1119
01:03:10,340 --> 01:03:11,990
Let me film it. Let me film it.
1120
01:03:11,980 --> 01:03:15,382
Shaz, do me a favour.
1121
01:03:15,380 --> 01:03:20,068
When I'm gone, take me ashes
up on top of Ayers Rock
1122
01:03:20,060 --> 01:03:23,428
and scatter 'em all over the place.
1123
01:03:23,420 --> 01:03:25,661
I promise, Mum.
1124
01:03:25,660 --> 01:03:27,708
You're a good girl, Shaz.
1125
01:03:30,860 --> 01:03:34,069
Mum! Mum, are you alright?
1126
01:03:41,300 --> 01:03:42,904
Oi!
1127
01:03:42,900 --> 01:03:47,622
Oi! Me mum just fuckin' died!
1128
01:03:56,940 --> 01:03:58,829
Oh, yes, Kevin! Give it to me!
1129
01:03:58,820 --> 01:04:00,504
Hey, Franky!
1130
01:04:00,500 --> 01:04:03,265
That was a top idea selling
the fuel to pay for the cremation.
1131
01:04:03,260 --> 01:04:07,231
I am amazed at the ideas
that come on my brain, Dazza.
1132
01:04:08,660 --> 01:04:10,822
Oh, the cheeky buggers.
1133
01:04:10,820 --> 01:04:14,142
They used the bikies' fuel card
to fill up that drum with petrol.
1134
01:04:14,140 --> 01:04:17,906
Then they drove a half a kay up the road
and started undercutting the servo.
1135
01:04:19,420 --> 01:04:21,991
Oh, man! They made
a fair bit of money.
1136
01:04:21,980 --> 01:04:23,982
Would have made more
if it was high octane.
1137
01:04:23,980 --> 01:04:27,223
Yeah, I wish youse would
have got a bit more cash, but.
1138
01:04:27,220 --> 01:04:30,702
I feel fuckin' povo puttin'
Mum's ashes in her old ugg boot.
1139
01:04:30,700 --> 01:04:35,103
- It's all good, babe. Sheepskin.
- Oh, shut ya fuckin' trap!
1140
01:04:35,100 --> 01:04:37,307
That's fuckin' 100% Australian wool.
1141
01:05:02,660 --> 01:05:04,150
Whoo!
1142
01:05:12,500 --> 01:05:16,505
Excuse me, mate, is this the road
to the real Ayers Rock, or what?
1143
01:05:16,500 --> 01:05:18,787
Yes, this is the road
to the real Ayers Rock.
1144
01:05:18,780 --> 01:05:21,704
$25 entry fee per person.
1145
01:05:21,700 --> 01:05:25,386
What? You're not gonna tell us
we have to pay to get in here, are ya?
1146
01:05:25,380 --> 01:05:27,542
25 bucks?
Bro, what have you got in there?
1147
01:05:27,540 --> 01:05:29,827
Waterslides and, like, you know,
rides and shit?
1148
01:05:29,820 --> 01:05:32,061
What about if
we got our pension cards?
1149
01:05:32,060 --> 01:05:34,984
Not even 1,000 pension cards
will get you in.
1150
01:05:34,980 --> 01:05:39,668
Simply pay, or disappear
out of my life once and for all.
1151
01:05:39,660 --> 01:05:41,947
Mate, how dare you try and block us
1152
01:05:41,940 --> 01:05:44,307
like this is fuckin'
Facebook or some shit?!
1153
01:05:44,300 --> 01:05:47,190
We got a right to see that rock,
ya fuckin' cockhead.
1154
01:05:47,180 --> 01:05:49,706
Same as we got a right
to celebrate the Anzacs
1155
01:05:49,700 --> 01:05:51,828
for floggin' the Chinese back
in the day.
1156
01:05:51,820 --> 01:05:52,867
♪ FANFARE
1157
01:05:52,860 --> 01:05:54,510
We're Aussies, mate.
1158
01:05:54,500 --> 01:05:57,947
Ya gotta let us in, ya fuckin'
four-eyed knob jockey.
1159
01:05:57,940 --> 01:06:01,911
We have those fees so that
fuckin' four-eyed knob jockeys like me
1160
01:06:01,900 --> 01:06:05,507
can keep bogans like you from
coming in here and wrecking the place.
1161
01:06:05,500 --> 01:06:07,867
So buzz off.
1162
01:06:07,860 --> 01:06:12,024
Now, people in Sunnyvale might
be lazy and they might be bludgers.
1163
01:06:12,020 --> 01:06:16,344
But one thing about us - we're not
used to takin' no for an answer.
1164
01:06:16,340 --> 01:06:19,150
You don't wanna give
us permission? Stuff ya, then.
1165
01:06:19,140 --> 01:06:20,790
We'll just break in.
1166
01:06:20,780 --> 01:06:23,829
Mate, that wasn't even a challenge.
1167
01:06:23,820 --> 01:06:26,949
There was no barbed wire fence,
no security cameras.
1168
01:06:26,940 --> 01:06:28,430
Pfft!
1169
01:06:34,620 --> 01:06:36,429
Look at this.
1170
01:06:37,740 --> 01:06:39,549
Is that a UFO, man?
1171
01:06:42,580 --> 01:06:44,503
- What?
- Where'd it go?
1172
01:06:44,500 --> 01:06:46,582
You're fuckin' seein' things, bro.
Let's go.
1173
01:06:46,580 --> 01:06:49,584
♪ Vamoose
1174
01:07:10,340 --> 01:07:12,547
We're not seriously climbing that?
1175
01:07:12,540 --> 01:07:16,022
It was me mum's dyin' wish.
Fuckin' come on.
1176
01:07:17,060 --> 01:07:20,382
No, fuck this, bro.
Do I look like a forklift to you?
1177
01:07:20,380 --> 01:07:22,701
I don't want to carry this shit
all the way up there.
1178
01:07:22,700 --> 01:07:25,180
Why don't we just do
the barbecue over here?
1179
01:07:25,180 --> 01:07:28,343
It can be the tribute to death
to the mother barbecue.
1180
01:07:44,740 --> 01:07:47,744
♪ HEAVY METAL
1181
01:08:09,900 --> 01:08:12,904
♪ Chemical
1182
01:08:39,700 --> 01:08:41,987
I love you. I love you a lot.
1183
01:08:41,980 --> 01:08:44,142
Kylie!
1184
01:08:44,140 --> 01:08:49,021
If you can hear me up there,
I fully miss you!
1185
01:08:49,020 --> 01:08:51,466
Kylie!!
1186
01:09:07,380 --> 01:09:11,908
That's it, boys. Give 'em an Ularoot,
Housos style. That's it.
1187
01:09:11,900 --> 01:09:13,902
Hey, hey, Franky! Check this out!
1188
01:09:13,900 --> 01:09:15,982
Where's the clown who
wouldn't let us in now?
1189
01:09:15,980 --> 01:09:17,470
I wish he could see youse!
1190
01:09:17,460 --> 01:09:19,462
Fancy that dickhead
sayin' they're tryin'
1191
01:09:19,460 --> 01:09:21,622
to keep people like us outta here.
1192
01:09:21,620 --> 01:09:23,110
What's wrong with us?
1193
01:09:23,100 --> 01:09:25,228
- Hey, Dazza!
1194
01:09:25,220 --> 01:09:26,710
What the fuck are you doing?
1195
01:09:26,700 --> 01:09:29,749
Hey, I'm gonna go for a climb.
I'll be back later. Hectic!
1196
01:09:31,860 --> 01:09:33,703
Oh, give me Ayers Rock style, mate!
1197
01:09:37,780 --> 01:09:40,784
♪ It's All Good
1198
01:09:59,780 --> 01:10:03,341
Hey, Shaz, do ya reckon I'd get wasted
if I snorted your mum's ashes?
1199
01:10:04,580 --> 01:10:07,186
You are deadset
fucked in the face, aren't ya?
1200
01:10:10,180 --> 01:10:12,581
Did '
- You invite them to the orgy?
1201
01:10:14,100 --> 01:10:16,501
Sometimes your luck
can go from good to bad
1202
01:10:16,500 --> 01:10:19,504
in the time it takes to fill out
your Centrelink forms.
1203
01:10:19,500 --> 01:10:21,423
Look who it is.
1204
01:10:21,420 --> 01:10:23,184
That's the two coppers who got fired,
1205
01:10:23,180 --> 01:10:26,343
and I think it's fair to say
they're still pretty shitty.
1206
01:10:26,340 --> 01:10:27,944
Fuckin' housos.
1207
01:10:36,900 --> 01:10:40,109
Ha. It's not one of my best ones,
1208
01:10:40,100 --> 01:10:42,671
but, I swear, who would have
thought tagging Ayers Rock
1209
01:10:42,660 --> 01:10:44,628
would be easier than tagging a train?
1210
01:10:44,620 --> 01:10:48,181
Sunnyvale for life, Australia!
1211
01:10:48,180 --> 01:10:50,467
Yeah!
1212
01:10:50,460 --> 01:10:54,749
♪ BROKEN ENGLISH:
Don't Go Getting Caught
1213
01:11:18,140 --> 01:11:22,225
In breaking news, the former
Mayor of Sunnyvale, Simon Abbott,
1214
01:11:22,220 --> 01:11:24,507
has been elected into
the Federal Parliament.
1215
01:11:24,500 --> 01:11:27,629
As the new Federal Minister
for National Monuments,
1216
01:11:27,620 --> 01:11:31,705
I would just like to say that
places like the Sydney Harbour Bridge
1217
01:11:31,700 --> 01:11:34,909
and the Opera House,
in fact, all our national monuments,
1218
01:11:34,900 --> 01:11:38,347
will be protected vigorously
by my ministry.
1219
01:11:38,340 --> 01:11:39,910
Thank you.
1220
01:11:39,900 --> 01:11:42,221
In national news, four people
have been arrested
1221
01:11:42,220 --> 01:11:44,541
for breaking into Uluru National Park.
1222
01:11:44,540 --> 01:11:48,864
Unconfirmed reports claim
they started fires and had an orgy.
1223
01:11:48,860 --> 01:11:51,386
- Bloody hell!
- That's Mum!
1224
01:11:55,420 --> 01:11:57,991
Whoo! Yeah!
1225
01:11:59,860 --> 01:12:02,830
Shut up! Shut the fuck up!
1226
01:12:02,820 --> 01:12:06,825
Apparently the group made
a barbecue, had sex, took drugs
1227
01:12:06,820 --> 01:12:11,382
and then defaced the rock
by covering this section in graffiti.
1228
01:12:11,380 --> 01:12:15,783
Yeah! Go, Sunnyvale!
Go, Sunnyvale! Yeah!
1229
01:12:15,780 --> 01:12:18,704
Shut up, you idiots!
1230
01:12:18,700 --> 01:12:23,183
Can't you see in the background -
the coppers have got our campervan.
1231
01:12:27,980 --> 01:12:30,187
That's bloody disgusting!
1232
01:12:30,180 --> 01:12:31,909
Bloody outrageous!
1233
01:12:31,900 --> 01:12:34,665
The group are
not from the Northern Territory,
1234
01:12:34,660 --> 01:12:37,903
but from the notorious housing estate
known as The Block,
1235
01:12:37,900 --> 01:12:40,267
in Sunnyvale, New South Wales.
1236
01:12:40,260 --> 01:12:43,423
What's your
reaction to this arrest?
1237
01:12:43,420 --> 01:12:45,787
You guys, like, film everything
and that, eh,
1238
01:12:45,780 --> 01:12:49,102
and then like f--- it up on TV
and make us look like we're f---ed, eh?
1239
01:12:49,100 --> 01:12:51,341
- We're not f---ed.
- Yeah, we're not f---ed.
1240
01:12:51,340 --> 01:12:54,344
- It's just a rock.
- Yeah, but, I mean...
1241
01:12:54,340 --> 01:12:56,263
I'm standing on a rock now.
1242
01:12:56,260 --> 01:12:58,706
- Have a look.
- Yeah, but it's not Ayers Rock.
1243
01:12:58,700 --> 01:13:00,543
What's your response to that?
1244
01:13:00,540 --> 01:13:06,229
Oh, what's your response to these
is a bit more like it, don't ya think?
1245
01:13:06,220 --> 01:13:08,188
Simon, get in here!
1246
01:13:08,180 --> 01:13:09,909
Senator.
1247
01:13:09,900 --> 01:13:13,063
I hated those scumbags
when I was Mayor of Sunnyvale.
1248
01:13:13,060 --> 01:13:16,985
How dare they desecrate
one of our great national objects?
1249
01:13:18,100 --> 01:13:22,822
Simon, I want to be kept informed
of all the details regarding this case.
1250
01:13:30,700 --> 01:13:32,543
What do you reckon happened to Franky?
1251
01:13:32,540 --> 01:13:34,781
Oh, I don't know.
Maybe a dingo ate him.
1252
01:13:34,780 --> 01:13:36,862
- Shut the fuck up!
1253
01:13:36,860 --> 01:13:38,908
The judge is about to talk.
1254
01:13:38,900 --> 01:13:41,506
Miss Jones.
1255
01:13:41,500 --> 01:13:43,787
Mr Smith.
1256
01:13:43,780 --> 01:13:46,784
Mr... Takamatu?
1257
01:13:46,780 --> 01:13:49,545
And Miss Talawahoo.
1258
01:13:49,540 --> 01:13:52,942
Have you got anything to say
before I pass sentence?
1259
01:13:52,940 --> 01:13:54,430
Yeah.
1260
01:13:54,420 --> 01:13:56,548
Listen, Judge, matey, I do, alright?
1261
01:13:56,540 --> 01:14:00,704
All I was tryin' to do
was sprinkle me mum's ashes
1262
01:14:00,700 --> 01:14:04,421
what are in that ugg boot right there
on top of the rock.
1263
01:14:04,420 --> 01:14:09,347
Now, can you tell me, as an Australian,
how can that possibly be illegal?
1264
01:14:09,340 --> 01:14:10,830
You tell him, Sharon!
1265
01:14:10,820 --> 01:14:12,822
Yeah, and, mate, it's un-Australian
1266
01:14:12,820 --> 01:14:17,109
for you to tell us that, on our
own rock, we can't have a barbecue.
1267
01:14:17,100 --> 01:14:19,467
It's a bloody Aussie tradition, mate.
1268
01:14:19,460 --> 01:14:21,701
- Fuckin' tell him, Shaz!
- Yeah.
1269
01:14:21,700 --> 01:14:24,306
Now, I don't know much
about the Northern Territory,
1270
01:14:24,300 --> 01:14:27,349
but I heard youse
aren't no soft cocks, eh?
1271
01:14:27,340 --> 01:14:30,822
And anyway,
even if what we done was illegal,
1272
01:14:30,820 --> 01:14:34,222
as a true-blue Aussie,
it wasn't wrong, mate.
1273
01:14:34,220 --> 01:14:36,951
Especially here in the Territory.
1274
01:14:36,940 --> 01:14:40,911
This place is the piss-sinking capital
of Australia,
1275
01:14:40,900 --> 01:14:45,064
and I, for one, fuckin' love it!
1276
01:14:49,980 --> 01:14:54,224
Miss Jones,
you know, you're bloody right.
1277
01:14:54,220 --> 01:14:57,986
In this part of Australia,
we still love a beer and a barbie.
1278
01:14:57,980 --> 01:15:00,347
And the occasional bong.
1279
01:15:00,340 --> 01:15:02,946
- Oh, what a cone-head!
1280
01:15:02,940 --> 01:15:05,341
I'm gonna let youse off with a warnin'.
1281
01:15:05,340 --> 01:15:07,308
Case dismissed.
1282
01:15:07,300 --> 01:15:09,268
Bailiff, give 'em all a beer
on the way out.
1283
01:15:09,260 --> 01:15:10,705
Oh, yeah, bro!
1284
01:15:10,700 --> 01:15:13,909
So it's cool to sprinkle me mum's ashes
on the Rock, eh?
1285
01:15:13,900 --> 01:15:16,267
Don't push your luck, darlin'.
1286
01:15:21,500 --> 01:15:22,945
Freedom!
1287
01:15:22,940 --> 01:15:25,102
Oh, it was a close call,
that's for sure.
1288
01:15:27,260 --> 01:15:29,069
Bloody outrageous!
1289
01:15:31,580 --> 01:15:33,901
So Shazza
got her mum's ashes back.
1290
01:15:33,900 --> 01:15:35,743
Oh, and how lucky's this?
1291
01:15:35,740 --> 01:15:39,904
They got the camper back, too,
without the coppers even searchin' it.
1292
01:15:47,340 --> 01:15:49,183
There's Franky, bro.
1293
01:15:49,180 --> 01:15:50,784
Oh-ho!
1294
01:15:50,780 --> 01:15:53,909
Franky, bro!
1295
01:16:02,940 --> 01:16:05,261
What the fuck's with the gear, Franky?
1296
01:16:05,260 --> 01:16:06,750
What have you been up to, eh?
1297
01:16:06,740 --> 01:16:09,346
What happened to ya?
You've been gone ages, mate.
1298
01:16:09,340 --> 01:16:11,104
Listen, I've gone through some shit.
1299
01:16:11,100 --> 01:16:13,148
And I do not want to talk about it,
please.
1300
01:16:13,140 --> 01:16:15,984
- You rob a Cash Converters, matey?
- I said don't ask!
1301
01:16:15,980 --> 01:16:18,586
Bro, you tryin' to start up
the Anzacs again, eh?
1302
01:16:18,580 --> 01:16:21,151
Why are you wearin' a seaweed salad
on your head, mate?
1303
01:16:21,140 --> 01:16:24,303
- You got hair like Nessa, eh?
- 'Eh, eh.' Fuckin' funny.
1304
01:16:24,300 --> 01:16:27,702
Oh, bro, Call of Duty called - they want
all their shit back.
1305
01:16:27,700 --> 01:16:31,022
Yeah, New Zealand called, man -
they want their sheep back.
1306
01:16:31,020 --> 01:16:33,261
Without skidmarks on the arse.
1307
01:16:33,260 --> 01:16:35,706
Could we just
piss off now, please?
1308
01:16:52,260 --> 01:16:55,901
Angry, just got off the phone
to the Alice chapter.
1309
01:16:55,900 --> 01:16:58,267
The stuffs arrived, mate.
1310
01:16:58,260 --> 01:17:01,469
Well... thank fuck for that.
1311
01:17:01,460 --> 01:17:06,466
Make a note -
we don't use fuckin' housos again.
1312
01:17:07,620 --> 01:17:10,066
What's the go with Franky, mate?
1313
01:17:15,220 --> 01:17:18,827
Franky! Don't you wanna dump that
and get in here?
1314
01:17:18,820 --> 01:17:22,541
Dazza, mate,
just, like, give me my space, bro.
1315
01:17:22,540 --> 01:17:24,702
What the fuck happened
out in the bush, mate?
1316
01:17:24,700 --> 01:17:28,341
I'm dealing with some issues.
Just fuck off.
1317
01:17:32,660 --> 01:17:34,788
What the fuck's up Franky's arse?
1318
01:17:34,780 --> 01:17:38,580
Oi, Daz.
Come sit down here with me, bub.
1319
01:17:38,580 --> 01:17:40,708
You know something, babe?
1320
01:17:40,700 --> 01:17:44,830
Even after all this shit
we went through, it all turned out OK.
1321
01:17:44,820 --> 01:17:47,391
Mum'll just have to
come live with us now.
1322
01:17:47,380 --> 01:17:49,223
You're so good, Shaz.
1323
01:17:49,220 --> 01:17:52,349
I really love you,
even when you're being a bitch.
1324
01:17:52,340 --> 01:17:54,581
I fuckin' love you too, Dazza.
1325
01:18:15,780 --> 01:18:19,671
Now, when they got back home,
everything sort of went back to normal.
1326
01:18:19,660 --> 01:18:21,822
Well, for a little while.
1327
01:18:22,900 --> 01:18:26,188
Kevin, I saw you staring
at the chick's arse on the TV!
1328
01:18:26,180 --> 01:18:27,705
Arghhh!
1329
01:18:27,700 --> 01:18:29,429
Oh, you bitch!
1330
01:18:40,620 --> 01:18:42,190
Where's the kids?
1331
01:18:42,180 --> 01:18:44,706
I dunno.
They're round here somewhere.
1332
01:18:44,700 --> 01:18:47,226
I can't hear the television!
1333
01:18:47,220 --> 01:18:50,144
God, it was bloody better
when you'd all pissed off!
1334
01:18:59,740 --> 01:19:02,425
What the fuck are you doin' in there?
Get out.
1335
01:19:02,420 --> 01:19:05,583
I found one, Shaz.
But no booze or smokes.
1336
01:19:05,580 --> 01:19:07,901
You know that cupboard's for potatoes.
1337
01:19:07,900 --> 01:19:10,949
Get outta there
before you hurt yourself, idiot!
1338
01:19:10,940 --> 01:19:14,023
Tonight on A Current Affairs,
the Minister for National Monuments
1339
01:19:14,020 --> 01:19:15,704
talks to us exclusively.
1340
01:19:15,700 --> 01:19:17,623
Minister, good evening.
1341
01:19:17,620 --> 01:19:19,110
Hello, John.
1342
01:19:19,100 --> 01:19:21,102
Oh, not this fuckin' cockface!
1343
01:19:21,100 --> 01:19:23,182
Today you've announced
a Federal crackdown
1344
01:19:23,180 --> 01:19:25,547
on people
who disgrace national monuments.
1345
01:19:25,540 --> 01:19:27,429
Would you care to elaborate?
1346
01:19:27,420 --> 01:19:29,900
Yes. As we saw recently,
there has been a wave
1347
01:19:29,900 --> 01:19:33,666
of what I would call anti-Australian
behaviour in the community.
1348
01:19:33,660 --> 01:19:37,506
Myself and the Prime Minister
agree it has to be stopped.
1349
01:19:37,500 --> 01:19:39,025
Shit, eh?
1350
01:19:40,620 --> 01:19:43,624
Hey, Shazza! There's a million cops
out on the street!
1351
01:19:43,620 --> 01:19:45,941
Some stupid mongrel's
about to get caned!
1352
01:19:45,940 --> 01:19:48,944
♪ HIP-HOP
1353
01:19:51,220 --> 01:19:54,064
So what's
the government's response, Minister?
1354
01:19:54,060 --> 01:19:56,427
I've decided to use new Federal laws
1355
01:19:56,420 --> 01:20:01,665
to rearrest the maggots who showed
total disrespect to Uluru last week.
1356
01:20:04,460 --> 01:20:06,462
And I believe this is happening
as we speak.
1357
01:20:06,460 --> 01:20:10,784
Yes. These scum-bums
have to pay for their hideous crimes.
1358
01:20:10,780 --> 01:20:13,181
Especially the graffiti.
1359
01:20:14,660 --> 01:20:16,788
Shut up, shut up, shut up.
I can hear cops.
1360
01:20:39,060 --> 01:20:40,266
Where's the sidecar?
1361
01:20:42,260 --> 01:20:47,061
Well, Tank... not a bad little machine.
1362
01:20:47,060 --> 01:20:49,984
Yeah, what goes around
comes around, mate.
1363
01:20:49,980 --> 01:20:53,427
♪ HEAVY METAL
1364
01:21:09,380 --> 01:21:11,508
They've just charged me with graffiti.
1365
01:21:11,500 --> 01:21:14,071
How did they even know I was there?
Who's dogged me, man?
1366
01:21:14,060 --> 01:21:15,710
Was it one of youse?
1367
01:21:15,700 --> 01:21:18,510
Franky, you can be such a tool.
1368
01:21:18,500 --> 01:21:21,026
Your ex-girlfriend Cheree dobbed you in.
1369
01:21:21,020 --> 01:21:23,068
She saw your graffiti on the TV.
1370
01:21:23,060 --> 01:21:26,667
Crime Stoppers?
Yep, I want to dob in Franky Falzoni.
1371
01:21:26,660 --> 01:21:28,628
Yeah, I saw some shit on TV.
1372
01:21:28,620 --> 01:21:30,987
He's me ex-de facto
and, definitely, he done it.
1373
01:21:30,980 --> 01:21:33,506
Well, let that be a lesson
to all of youse.
1374
01:21:33,500 --> 01:21:37,027
Pay your child support to ya missus,
no matter how many kids ya got.
1375
01:21:37,020 --> 01:21:40,581
I pay it to my missus,
and I haven't even got kids.
1376
01:21:42,980 --> 01:21:45,108
- Senator.
- Prime Minister.
1377
01:21:45,100 --> 01:21:49,503
I saw the interview on A Current Affair.
Great work.
1378
01:21:49,500 --> 01:21:53,061
Our approval rating
is up five points today.
1379
01:21:53,060 --> 01:21:54,550
Thank you.
1380
01:21:54,540 --> 01:21:59,307
Hopefully, we can discourage bogans from
defacing our great national monuments.
1381
01:21:59,300 --> 01:22:04,466
Any popular policy
is a policy I fully support.
1382
01:22:04,460 --> 01:22:06,064
Good-o.
1383
01:22:06,060 --> 01:22:08,745
Now, having the coppers after you
is one thing.
1384
01:22:08,740 --> 01:22:11,391
But having the whole
bloody Federal Government after you
1385
01:22:11,380 --> 01:22:13,109
is a different thing altogether.
1386
01:22:13,100 --> 01:22:15,228
You know you're up the creek
without a paddle.
1387
01:22:15,220 --> 01:22:18,064
Look, youse are all shittin' your pants
for nothin', I swear.
1388
01:22:18,060 --> 01:22:20,631
I've, like, fully 'organasised'
all the legal shit.
1389
01:22:20,620 --> 01:22:23,703
Yeah, well why don't you tell us
what the big fuckin' plan is, then?
1390
01:22:23,700 --> 01:22:26,431
If I tell ya, it's gonna jinx
the whole thing, alright?
1391
01:22:26,420 --> 01:22:30,789
So just, like, trust me.
We got a mad legal defence coming.
1392
01:22:41,540 --> 01:22:44,623
Sorry I'm late.
I was outside havin' a smoke.
1393
01:22:44,620 --> 01:22:48,750
Do you realise how far I have to walk
because you can't smoke in here?
1394
01:22:48,740 --> 01:22:50,868
It's a fuckin' mission, mate.
1395
01:22:50,860 --> 01:22:52,624
Franky, ya gotta be fuckin' kidding.
1396
01:22:52,620 --> 01:22:55,305
This fuckin' tic-tac
better not be our lawyer.
1397
01:22:55,300 --> 01:22:59,749
Oi! Ya wanna be a smart-arse,
I'll go home right now, ya slut!
1398
01:22:59,740 --> 01:23:02,027
Chillax, chillax, will youse?
1399
01:23:02,020 --> 01:23:03,306
Pause.
1400
01:23:03,300 --> 01:23:05,382
Just trust me, alright?
Trust me.
1401
01:23:05,380 --> 01:23:07,781
What are you thinkin', Franky,
with this Tiny Teddy?
1402
01:23:07,780 --> 01:23:09,430
He's not even a lawyer, mate.
1403
01:23:09,420 --> 01:23:13,220
Hey, he's small size.
That means we're gonna get mad sympathy.
1404
01:23:13,220 --> 01:23:15,143
Them judges are all political correct.
1405
01:23:15,140 --> 01:23:17,746
He's not gonna go against the disabled -
a real one.
1406
01:23:17,740 --> 01:23:19,344
What are you lookin' at?
1407
01:23:19,340 --> 01:23:22,025
It's an acquittal for sure, mate.
1408
01:23:22,020 --> 01:23:25,467
Alright, alright.
Let's begin proceedings.
1409
01:23:25,460 --> 01:23:27,224
I should like to start...
1410
01:23:28,540 --> 01:23:30,383
What-what are you doing?
1411
01:23:30,380 --> 01:23:32,747
What, no smoking?
1412
01:23:32,740 --> 01:23:36,028
And now you're gonna tell me
I can't drink?
1413
01:23:36,020 --> 01:23:38,421
What else are you gonna
fuckin' throw at me?
1414
01:23:38,420 --> 01:23:40,184
You are not allowed to...
1415
01:23:40,180 --> 01:23:42,467
Don't you fuckin' talk down to me, mate.
1416
01:23:42,460 --> 01:23:44,189
I shall hold you in contempt.
1417
01:23:44,180 --> 01:23:47,070
Do you know who I am?!
My brother's a bikie!
1418
01:23:47,060 --> 01:23:50,746
We'll find you
and we'll rip your head off, ya muppet.
1419
01:23:50,740 --> 01:23:55,268
Ya dirty fuckin' maggots!
Get ya fuckin' hands off me!
1420
01:23:55,260 --> 01:23:59,265
Get off me! Put me down!
Do you even know who the fuck I am?
1421
01:24:00,420 --> 01:24:02,627
Would the accused take off his hat?
1422
01:24:02,620 --> 01:24:04,543
Hey, I know the rules, mate.
1423
01:24:04,540 --> 01:24:07,544
Your CCTV can see my face,
so I don't need to take my hat off.
1424
01:24:07,540 --> 01:24:09,349
It's just like in a nightclub.
1425
01:24:09,340 --> 01:24:11,308
I told you to take off your hat.
1426
01:24:12,300 --> 01:24:17,431
Hey, how come he has to take off
his hat and you get to wear your wig?
1427
01:24:17,420 --> 01:24:18,910
That's a mad point, mate.
1428
01:24:18,900 --> 01:24:20,948
Don't you try and touch that hat,
dickheads.
1429
01:24:27,500 --> 01:24:29,787
- Simon.
- Senator.
1430
01:24:29,780 --> 01:24:33,182
Good work using the ASIO CCTV.
1431
01:24:33,180 --> 01:24:34,784
This is gold.
1432
01:24:34,780 --> 01:24:37,067
My God.
1433
01:24:37,060 --> 01:24:38,949
Can you believe that people like this
1434
01:24:38,940 --> 01:24:41,307
actually share the same air
that we breathe?
1435
01:24:43,380 --> 01:24:47,066
Excuse me, bro.
Um, I'm feeling a little nervous. Um...
1436
01:24:49,860 --> 01:24:51,510
You, sir, are disgusting.
1437
01:24:55,260 --> 01:24:56,591
Oh!
1438
01:24:56,580 --> 01:24:58,947
There's a bit of Rotorua in that one!
1439
01:24:58,940 --> 01:25:03,468
Hey, Judge! You want me
to rip one from my awesome arse?
1440
01:25:03,460 --> 01:25:05,064
No, please, put that away.
1441
01:25:05,060 --> 01:25:07,631
Fuckin' shut up about your arse. Fuck!
1442
01:25:07,620 --> 01:25:09,110
I'll catch it.
1443
01:25:09,100 --> 01:25:12,024
That, sir, is disgusting.
1444
01:25:12,020 --> 01:25:13,670
Have him out. Out! Out!
1445
01:25:16,820 --> 01:25:19,551
Well, that was a bit rude
throwing me out like that.
1446
01:25:19,540 --> 01:25:22,749
We let them go all the time
in New Zealand courts.
1447
01:25:22,740 --> 01:25:28,065
Hey, do youse reckon if I sip on
this dwarf juice, I'm gonna grow small?
1448
01:25:31,460 --> 01:25:35,431
Now, you all might find yourselves
very amusing,
1449
01:25:35,420 --> 01:25:40,187
but you are facing
very serious Federal charges.
1450
01:25:41,620 --> 01:25:44,430
Illegal drug use,
1451
01:25:44,420 --> 01:25:46,946
illegal sexual activity
1452
01:25:46,940 --> 01:25:50,706
and defacing a national monument.
1453
01:25:50,700 --> 01:25:53,988
Matey, I'd like to sub myself in
as lawyer, please.
1454
01:25:53,980 --> 01:25:56,551
Refer to me as 'Your Honour'.
1455
01:25:56,540 --> 01:25:58,781
Refer to me
as 'Dazza with a big donger'.
1456
01:26:02,540 --> 01:26:04,463
Oh, don't be so rough!
1457
01:26:04,460 --> 01:26:08,590
It's what Ned Kelly would have done,
and he's a national sacred object!
1458
01:26:08,580 --> 01:26:10,150
Go, Ned Kelly!
1459
01:26:10,140 --> 01:26:12,427
Alright. Enough is enough.
1460
01:26:12,420 --> 01:26:18,223
I think it's time now that we brought in
some proper legal aid for you all.
1461
01:26:18,220 --> 01:26:19,710
Oh, fuck that!
1462
01:26:19,700 --> 01:26:22,146
The last legal aid I used
gave me a rash.
1463
01:26:22,140 --> 01:26:24,586
That was a marital aid, ya dickhead.
1464
01:26:24,580 --> 01:26:27,151
- What?
- Fuckin' chatty dildo.
1465
01:26:27,140 --> 01:26:28,187
Der.
1466
01:26:29,540 --> 01:26:31,349
Ohh...
1467
01:26:33,740 --> 01:26:35,310
Take her out too.
1468
01:26:35,300 --> 01:26:38,509
Oh, ya fuckin' dirty dog!
1469
01:26:38,500 --> 01:26:40,582
Fuckin' dog!
1470
01:26:40,580 --> 01:26:42,867
Ohh!
1471
01:26:42,860 --> 01:26:45,067
Oh, that's fuckin' chatty, Kevin!
1472
01:26:45,060 --> 01:26:47,631
Fuckin' chair vibrated.
1473
01:26:47,620 --> 01:26:49,782
Wish I had Ned Kelly's helmet.
1474
01:26:51,060 --> 01:26:52,983
I wanna defend meself.
1475
01:26:52,980 --> 01:26:55,950
And me the same as her,
1476
01:26:55,940 --> 01:27:00,070
to sub myself in
as the lawyer for me on my own, to talk.
1477
01:27:00,060 --> 01:27:04,987
If you don't remove your hat,
I shall have it removed by force.
1478
01:27:04,980 --> 01:27:07,870
You could try, mate. But, look,
let's move on from that, mate.
1479
01:27:07,860 --> 01:27:09,430
What am I here for?
1480
01:27:09,420 --> 01:27:12,424
I'm in possession of my charges
that I'm here to defend myself on,
1481
01:27:12,420 --> 01:27:14,821
so let's just get to that bit
where I get into the thing
1482
01:27:14,820 --> 01:27:17,505
that's gonna, like,
just get me off the hook and that and...
1483
01:27:17,500 --> 01:27:19,628
- Oh, you sneaky prick!
1484
01:27:19,620 --> 01:27:22,942
I've just had
a bloody corker of an idea.
1485
01:27:22,940 --> 01:27:25,705
Let's leak this footage
to A Current Affair.
1486
01:27:25,700 --> 01:27:27,907
When the public see
these dirtbags in court,
1487
01:27:27,900 --> 01:27:31,268
I'm sure we'll rack up
a couple more approval points, hey?
1488
01:27:31,260 --> 01:27:32,785
That is perfect.
1489
01:27:32,780 --> 01:27:35,670
Look, I'll just organise it
with the press secretary right now.
1490
01:27:35,660 --> 01:27:38,027
Hey! Look, Judge, mate,
1491
01:27:38,020 --> 01:27:41,229
how about you let me have my say -
my say -
1492
01:27:41,220 --> 01:27:43,700
then if I can't prove
that I'm fully innocent,
1493
01:27:43,700 --> 01:27:45,464
I'll take off whatever you want, mate.
1494
01:27:45,460 --> 01:27:47,144
Hat, G-string, anything.
1495
01:27:47,140 --> 01:27:49,620
Yeah? Yeah, go.
1496
01:27:49,620 --> 01:27:51,543
You could use a hat, bro.
1497
01:27:51,540 --> 01:27:53,224
OK, your judgeness,
1498
01:27:53,220 --> 01:27:56,702
right now, I'm just gonna
skip on to a story I need to tell ya,
1499
01:27:56,700 --> 01:27:58,828
and this is gonna
get us off completely.
1500
01:27:58,820 --> 01:28:02,029
I'm warning you,
I'm starting to lose my patience.
1501
01:28:02,020 --> 01:28:04,261
Just hold on a minute, will ya,
and let me talk
1502
01:28:04,260 --> 01:28:06,467
'cause this bit's, like, full personal.
1503
01:28:06,460 --> 01:28:09,828
Like, what happened
was they got busted by security,
1504
01:28:09,820 --> 01:28:13,302
and I was, like, wandering, like, alone
like an idiot in the bush,
1505
01:28:13,300 --> 01:28:15,746
and these black guys,
like, I found them.
1506
01:28:16,740 --> 01:28:18,469
You know what they told me?
1507
01:28:18,460 --> 01:28:20,940
That, like, it's their rock,
they own it.
1508
01:28:20,940 --> 01:28:24,103
But, hey, who's rippin' 'em off?
Who's stoogin' 'em, mate?
1509
01:28:24,100 --> 01:28:25,386
The Government, mate.
1510
01:28:25,380 --> 01:28:29,226
The money that the Government's pinchin'
off them on the door fee to get in,
1511
01:28:29,220 --> 01:28:31,700
it doesn't even go to them, mate,
it goes to who knows.
1512
01:28:31,700 --> 01:28:33,304
That's a big rip-off, man.
1513
01:28:33,300 --> 01:28:35,302
Probably your wig tailor.
1514
01:28:35,300 --> 01:28:38,270
I've never owned a house.
I've only been in public housing.
1515
01:28:38,260 --> 01:28:40,706
But I think
that's a real fuckin' shit go, mate.
1516
01:28:42,140 --> 01:28:44,381
And then I've gone
for a piss in the bush.
1517
01:28:44,380 --> 01:28:46,223
And, like,
I got kinda lost at that point
1518
01:28:46,220 --> 01:28:49,064
'cause it was all dark and I'm wearin'
sunnies most of the time.
1519
01:28:49,060 --> 01:28:51,745
It's a bit stupid, I know,
but that's just how I roll.
1520
01:28:52,900 --> 01:28:57,349
In the middle of nowhere, man,
there was this army base.
1521
01:28:57,340 --> 01:28:59,468
So t thought t could
just, like, get in there
1522
01:28:59,460 --> 01:29:02,464
and just ask 'em
to bludge a lift back to somewhere.
1523
01:29:02,460 --> 01:29:04,462
Um, any chance
I could get a lift back to...?
1524
01:29:04,460 --> 01:29:06,383
No, no, no, no! Take it easy!
1525
01:29:06,380 --> 01:29:07,950
And how's this, mate?
1526
01:29:07,940 --> 01:29:10,750
American soldiers
busted me in this place.
1527
01:29:10,740 --> 01:29:14,426
They told me
that the base was American land.
1528
01:29:14,420 --> 01:29:16,343
I don't care what youse got to say.
1529
01:29:16,340 --> 01:29:19,469
This is Australia, man.
It's not American soil.
1530
01:29:19,460 --> 01:29:23,784
If ya keep on bullshitting me,
I'm gonna lose it, mate! I'll thong ya.
1531
01:29:24,860 --> 01:29:26,350
Can ya believe this?
1532
01:29:26,340 --> 01:29:29,264
You know, on the one foot,
they charge you, like, an arm and a leg
1533
01:29:29,260 --> 01:29:30,910
to go in to see a rock,
1534
01:29:30,900 --> 01:29:32,902
and on the other foot, the Government,
1535
01:29:32,900 --> 01:29:35,551
they're givin' away, like,
our land from this country
1536
01:29:35,540 --> 01:29:37,668
to other countries for free!
1537
01:29:37,660 --> 01:29:40,266
You know, when I found out about this,
I went off the hook.
1538
01:29:42,740 --> 01:29:45,061
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!
1539
01:29:45,060 --> 01:29:46,824
Oi, oi, oi!
1540
01:29:46,820 --> 01:29:50,506
♪ PUNK ROCK
1541
01:29:55,460 --> 01:29:57,701
- I'm not scared of bullets, you poofs!
1542
01:29:57,700 --> 01:30:00,988
I come from a housing commission!
I'm not scared of STls!
1543
01:30:12,620 --> 01:30:14,190
What's going on?
1544
01:30:14,180 --> 01:30:16,706
And I know this bit's
gonna sound like bullshit,
1545
01:30:16,700 --> 01:30:20,421
but I swear on all the de facto kids
that I lost to DOCS, it's true.
1546
01:30:27,460 --> 01:30:29,383
Oh, no!
1547
01:30:29,380 --> 01:30:31,462
“Mm!
1548
01:30:31,460 --> 01:30:33,861
om
1549
01:30:48,020 --> 01:30:51,945
They done, like, you know,
a few, like, sick probes on me and that.
1550
01:30:51,940 --> 01:30:54,511
'Cause you wear
them fucking girlie shorts all the time.
1551
01:30:54,500 --> 01:30:56,468
What the fuck
is wrong with these shorts?
1552
01:30:59,260 --> 01:31:01,467
Arrgh!
1553
01:31:01,460 --> 01:31:04,304
Ahh, my arse!
1554
01:31:04,300 --> 01:31:07,144
Fuckin' paranormal activity
up my arse, mate.
1555
01:31:07,140 --> 01:31:08,710
Argh!
1556
01:31:16,340 --> 01:31:18,422
Oh...
1557
01:31:18,420 --> 01:31:22,141
Fuck, Franky, what fuckin' drugs
were you and them Abos smokin'?
1558
01:31:22,140 --> 01:31:25,542
That's full racist
and, look, hey, if there was some drugs
1559
01:31:25,540 --> 01:31:28,225
that might have been taken
at that thing, that's alleged.
1560
01:31:28,220 --> 01:31:30,063
- Mm...
- You know? It's not bullshit.
1561
01:31:30,060 --> 01:31:34,907
I mean, 'cause I've got that motorbike
and I got a pain on the arse.
1562
01:31:37,100 --> 01:31:39,102
I don't wanna know
about your fuckin' arse.
1563
01:31:39,100 --> 01:31:42,422
And how is any of this relevant?
1564
01:31:42,420 --> 01:31:45,742
That shit should not happen
to an Australian citizen, mate,
1565
01:31:45,740 --> 01:31:49,870
especially a disabled pensioner
like me, as classed by Centrelink.
1566
01:31:49,860 --> 01:31:52,340
I think you should
just go for acquittal now.
1567
01:31:52,340 --> 01:31:54,911
You could even, like, erase
a couple of fines for me, too.
1568
01:31:54,900 --> 01:31:56,425
That'd be mad.
1569
01:31:56,420 --> 01:31:58,263
All very interesting.
1570
01:31:59,300 --> 01:32:01,871
And now will you take your hat off?
1571
01:32:01,860 --> 01:32:05,910
After that whole story,
he's still on about the fuckin' hat.
1572
01:32:05,900 --> 01:32:08,141
You know what? Cop a thong, dickhead!
1573
01:32:08,140 --> 01:32:11,587
Why couldn't ya just leave it?! Fuck!
1574
01:32:11,580 --> 01:32:14,902
- Shh, shh, shh.
1575
01:32:16,260 --> 01:32:20,265
Hi. Is that the head editor
of A Current Affair?
1576
01:32:20,260 --> 01:32:22,024
How would you like footage
1577
01:32:22,020 --> 01:32:25,467
of a bogan throwing a thong
at a Supreme Court judge?
1578
01:32:29,820 --> 01:32:32,346
I'm surprised you lasted so long,
Franky.
1579
01:32:32,340 --> 01:32:33,944
Thong the judge, did ya?
1580
01:32:33,940 --> 01:32:37,228
I missed his stupid wig
by, like, only a bee's dick.
1581
01:32:39,140 --> 01:32:42,064
Can I talk
now them other dickheads are gone?
1582
01:32:46,260 --> 01:32:48,911
Are we guilty of breakin' in?
1583
01:32:48,900 --> 01:32:53,110
Yes. Why?
Well, 'cause we got no money, mate.
1584
01:32:53,100 --> 01:32:56,627
We got no money for fancy suits
and nice places to live.
1585
01:32:56,620 --> 01:32:59,305
I can't send my kids to a good school.
1586
01:32:59,300 --> 01:33:02,747
I can't even bury my parents
in a nice place.
1587
01:33:02,740 --> 01:33:07,143
And, yeah,
we might get smashed and do stupid shit,
1588
01:33:07,140 --> 01:33:10,906
and, well, you can make your laws
to stop us havin' fun,
1589
01:33:10,900 --> 01:33:14,666
but we're true-blue Aussies, mate,
and we ain't backin' down to anyone.
1590
01:33:14,660 --> 01:33:17,823
Go, Shazza!
1591
01:33:17,820 --> 01:33:20,426
Shazza! Shazza! Shazza!
1592
01:33:20,420 --> 01:33:25,460
We're like all the good Aussie heroes -
like the Anzacs in World War ll
1593
01:33:25,460 --> 01:33:28,748
and... and Phar Lap and fuckin' Brockie.
1594
01:33:28,740 --> 01:33:31,311
Shazza! Shazza! Shazza!
1595
01:33:31,300 --> 01:33:33,746
Anzacs in World War ll?
1596
01:33:33,740 --> 01:33:36,107
What a faux pas!
1597
01:33:36,100 --> 01:33:40,150
This is why I send my kids
to private schools.
1598
01:33:40,140 --> 01:33:42,825
Sunnyvale for life, mother-fuckers!
1599
01:33:42,820 --> 01:33:44,663
- Yeahhh!
- Fuckin' Sunnyvale!
1600
01:33:44,660 --> 01:33:50,349
So as a real representative of all
true-blue Aussies livin' in Australia,
1601
01:33:50,340 --> 01:33:53,389
I got a message to give to you
and your government.
1602
01:33:53,380 --> 01:33:55,781
Mm.
1603
01:33:55,780 --> 01:34:02,026
Go get fucked, you small-dicked
knob-jockey fuckwit wanker!
1604
01:34:03,220 --> 01:34:05,109
I rest my case.
1605
01:34:05,100 --> 01:34:07,023
♪ Waltzing Matilda
1606
01:34:08,020 --> 01:34:12,708
I think I went a bit far
calling the judge a fuckin' wanker, eh?
1607
01:34:12,700 --> 01:34:14,987
Ned Kelly'd be proud.
1608
01:34:14,980 --> 01:34:16,664
Yeah, fuckin' oath.
1609
01:34:18,180 --> 01:34:20,501
Well, the judge gave them all
ten years each
1610
01:34:20,500 --> 01:34:23,106
under the new national monument laws.
1611
01:34:23,100 --> 01:34:25,387
Pretty steep if you ask me.
1612
01:34:25,380 --> 01:34:27,587
And if you bet on
any of this coming good,
1613
01:34:27,580 --> 01:34:29,867
I tell ya,
it'd be a long shot for sure, mate.
1614
01:34:29,860 --> 01:34:32,227
Yeah, the housos looked truly rooted.
1615
01:34:32,220 --> 01:34:34,382
But it's funny how things turned out.
1616
01:34:34,380 --> 01:34:38,908
That night, A Current Affairs did play
the footage that the Senator leaked out.
1617
01:34:38,900 --> 01:34:42,302
Tonight on A Current Affairs,
the government department
1618
01:34:42,300 --> 01:34:44,348
that jailed these poor Aussie battlers
1619
01:34:44,340 --> 01:34:48,743
for trying to visit
our nation's national symbol, Uluru.
1620
01:34:48,740 --> 01:34:51,903
What?! That's not the story
we told them to show!
1621
01:34:51,900 --> 01:34:54,107
It seems that even tabloid TV
1622
01:34:54,100 --> 01:34:56,580
doesn't like the Government
tellin' them what to do.
1623
01:34:56,580 --> 01:35:01,746
So, Beryl, the Federal Police
have arrested your son and his de facto
1624
01:35:01,740 --> 01:35:03,469
for what exactly?
1625
01:35:03,460 --> 01:35:07,510
They were just trying to sprinkle
Sharon's mum's ashes at Ayers Rock.
1626
01:35:07,500 --> 01:35:08,990
What's wrong with that?
1627
01:35:08,980 --> 01:35:13,747
If you ask me, there's just too many
stupid bloody laws in this country.
1628
01:35:13,740 --> 01:35:17,301
Now, oh, it's almost
like a bushfire around Australia -
1629
01:35:17,300 --> 01:35:20,588
thousands of people were outraged
at the treatment of poor Shazza,
1630
01:35:20,580 --> 01:35:22,184
you know, and the others.
1631
01:35:22,180 --> 01:35:24,831
They rang the TV stations,
they got on Facebook,
1632
01:35:24,820 --> 01:35:27,061
they even emailed the Prime Minister.
1633
01:35:27,060 --> 01:35:31,622
Senator,
what the bloody hell did you do?
1634
01:35:31,620 --> 01:35:37,627
Our polls have dropped 85%
and I've received over 60,000 emails.
1635
01:35:37,620 --> 01:35:39,349
This is a disaster.
1636
01:35:39,340 --> 01:35:41,104
Prime Minister, can I just say...
1637
01:35:41,100 --> 01:35:43,501
No. Do not say another word.
1638
01:35:43,500 --> 01:35:46,265
Get Shazza Jones and her mates
out of jail
1639
01:35:46,260 --> 01:35:50,390
and make all of this drama go away.
1640
01:35:50,380 --> 01:35:53,065
Or I'm giving your seat
to Peter Garrett.
1641
01:35:53,060 --> 01:35:55,950
Oh, you wouldn't read about it.
Or you probably would.
1642
01:35:55,940 --> 01:35:57,863
The sentences were all cancelled,
1643
01:35:57,860 --> 01:35:59,988
DOCS gave all the kids back
1644
01:35:59,980 --> 01:36:03,746
and by the time they got home, there
was a huge block party waiting for 'em.
1645
01:36:12,940 --> 01:36:15,102
I don't think his nappy's been changed.
1646
01:36:19,660 --> 01:36:21,583
If this was any other suburb
in Australia,
1647
01:36:21,580 --> 01:36:23,981
this would have been
one of the bestest nights ever.
1648
01:36:23,980 --> 01:36:25,505
But not here.
1649
01:36:25,500 --> 01:36:27,867
♪ I'm on the block, yeah
I'm on the block, yeah
1650
01:36:27,860 --> 01:36:30,340
♪ I'm on the block
and I just won't stop, yeah
1651
01:36:30,340 --> 01:36:32,946
♪ I'm on the block, yeah
I'm on the block, yeah
1652
01:36:32,940 --> 01:36:35,671
♪ I'm on the block
and I just won't stop, yeah
1653
01:36:35,660 --> 01:36:38,106
♪ I'm on the block, yeah
I'm on the block, yeah
1654
01:36:38,100 --> 01:36:40,706
♪ I'm on the block
and I just won't stop, yeah
1655
01:36:40,700 --> 01:36:42,350
♪ I'm on the block... ♪
1656
01:36:44,140 --> 01:36:47,667
Where is the money
for the child of the support?
1657
01:36:47,660 --> 01:36:49,628
Big fuckin' hero on TV,
1658
01:36:49,620 --> 01:36:51,827
and you're too cheap
to pay for your own kid!
1659
01:36:51,820 --> 01:36:54,824
- Arghh!
1660
01:37:08,580 --> 01:37:10,503
What are we fighting each other for?
1661
01:37:10,500 --> 01:37:13,549
- Let's fight the fuckin' pigs!
1662
01:37:13,540 --> 01:37:17,943
Alright, fellas, don't hold back
on these fuckin' scumbags!
1663
01:37:39,500 --> 01:37:41,104
Well, that's it.
1664
01:37:41,100 --> 01:37:43,262
That's the whole bloody story
in a nutshell.
1665
01:37:43,260 --> 01:37:46,150
I'm goin' in there for a few beers,
couple of bets
1666
01:37:46,140 --> 01:37:48,950
and if I'm lucky,
might even pick up a root.
1667
01:37:48,940 --> 01:37:50,590
I'll pick up a root for sure.
1668
01:37:50,580 --> 01:37:53,026
I can drink a few of the girls
in the bar pretty.
1669
01:37:53,020 --> 01:37:55,307
Text me
next time you're here in Sunnyvale.
1670
01:37:56,660 --> 01:37:58,901
♪ It's all good
1671
01:37:58,900 --> 01:38:01,267
♪ It's very good
1672
01:38:01,260 --> 01:38:03,183
♪ It's all good
1673
01:38:03,180 --> 01:38:06,184
♪ It's all good ♪
It's very good, yes.
1674
01:38:06,180 --> 01:38:08,581
♪ It's all good
1675
01:38:08,580 --> 01:38:10,628
♪ It's very good
1676
01:38:10,620 --> 01:38:12,110
♪ It's all good
1677
01:38:13,100 --> 01:38:14,590
♪ It's all good
1678
01:38:15,580 --> 01:38:17,867
♪ It's all good... ♪
1679
01:38:29,060 --> 01:38:31,108
I told ya we'd beat 'em, Shaz.
1680
01:38:31,100 --> 01:38:32,704
Yeah, it was pretty grouse
1681
01:38:32,700 --> 01:38:35,510
of that Senator cockface
to let us come up here, eh?
1682
01:38:35,500 --> 01:38:39,186
Oh, it's a long bloody climb
and the view's not even that good.
1683
01:38:39,180 --> 01:38:41,626
I'd rather be at home on the couch
with a bong.
1684
01:38:41,620 --> 01:38:43,509
You carrying?
1685
01:38:48,100 --> 01:38:49,989
- Is she alright?
- Yeah.
1686
01:38:49,980 --> 01:38:52,904
Alright, Mum. It's time to set you free.
1687
01:38:59,780 --> 01:39:05,071
Mum, goodbye... and I love you.
1688
01:39:08,380 --> 01:39:11,862
0h!
1689
01:39:11,860 --> 01:39:16,900
I know she's your mum, Shaz, but,
fuck, she's givin' me mad head spins!
1690
01:39:16,900 --> 01:39:19,744
You really are fucked in the face,
aren't ya?
1691
01:39:28,900 --> 01:39:30,390
So, your reaction
1692
01:39:30,380 --> 01:39:32,348
to her actually getting arrested, then?
1693
01:39:32,340 --> 01:39:34,820
It's racist.
1694
01:39:34,820 --> 01:39:37,949
But you say it's racist,
but then at the same time,
1695
01:39:37,940 --> 01:39:39,988
she seems to have had
no respect
1696
01:39:39,980 --> 01:39:41,903
for the culture of the Aborigines.
1697
01:39:41,900 --> 01:39:43,390
I don't know, man.
1698
01:39:43,380 --> 01:39:45,587
You're hurting my head.
You're hurting my head.
1699
01:39:45,580 --> 01:39:47,981
Who is this bloke? Who is he?
Who does he think he is?
1700
01:39:47,980 --> 01:39:49,470
We are angry
1701
01:39:49,460 --> 01:39:52,430
because in the beginning
we was expect the money
1702
01:39:52,420 --> 01:39:54,661
for the child support,
and I was...
1703
01:39:54,660 --> 01:39:56,708
I was ask for Frankily, like,
1704
01:39:56,700 --> 01:39:59,670
10,000 times for the money,
1705
01:39:59,660 --> 01:40:01,628
'cause of, you know, for the baby.
1706
01:40:01,620 --> 01:40:03,588
'Cause he put the sperm on the stomach
1707
01:40:03,580 --> 01:40:06,345
so he's supposed to give
the money in the bank, huh?
1708
01:40:06,340 --> 01:40:09,071
I'm part of, like, the
Sunnyvale Assassins, alright?
1709
01:40:09,060 --> 01:40:10,550
The Sunnyvale Assassins?
1710
01:40:10,540 --> 01:40:13,020
Yeah, like, it says it right here.
Like Sunnyvale...
1711
01:40:13,020 --> 01:40:16,069
You've spelled it 'arse'.
I'm not sure that you spelled that...
1712
01:40:16,060 --> 01:40:18,108
- What do you mean?
- 'Arsass'...
1713
01:40:18,100 --> 01:40:19,670
'Assassins'...
1714
01:40:19,660 --> 01:40:21,230
Yeah, but it's spelt incorrectly.
1715
01:40:21,220 --> 01:40:22,710
- Is it?
- Yeah.
1716
01:40:22,700 --> 01:40:24,111
Is it?
1717
01:40:24,100 --> 01:40:26,182
I told you, like,
get a spellcheck, idiot.
1718
01:40:26,180 --> 01:40:29,070
Fuck I'm dumb, bro.
What, I'm not educated.
1719
01:40:29,060 --> 01:40:31,267
I'm due for, like,
my three o'clock root.
1720
01:40:31,260 --> 01:40:33,308
Well, I don't know but...
1721
01:40:33,300 --> 01:40:36,224
You know, these tits don't
touch themselves, you know?
1722
01:40:36,220 --> 01:40:38,985
- Um... no, they don't.
- They don't.
1723
01:40:38,980 --> 01:40:40,664
No. I mean...
1724
01:41:56,780 --> 01:41:59,226
♪ 'Cause we're housos, housos, housos
1725
01:41:59,220 --> 01:42:01,348
♪ Housos, housos, housos
1726
01:42:01,340 --> 01:42:03,547
♪ Housos, housos, housos. ♪
1727
01:42:03,540 --> 01:42:06,623
Neighbours?
Getting to be good friends?
1728
01:42:06,620 --> 01:42:08,782
Yeah, fuckin' come down
to Sunnyvale, mate.
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