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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:44,848 --> 00:00:48,184 THE CITY OF WOMEN 2 00:00:50,066 --> 00:00:51,932 With Marcello again? 3 00:00:52,236 --> 00:00:53,978 Maestro, please... 4 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:22,982 Super buns! 5 00:06:17,257 --> 00:06:19,466 You're stupendous. 6 00:06:20,639 --> 00:06:22,301 Gorgeous! 7 00:06:25,648 --> 00:06:28,563 The woman I've always... 8 00:06:28,904 --> 00:06:31,192 God, you're just too much! 9 00:06:31,701 --> 00:06:32,908 Married? 10 00:06:33,663 --> 00:06:35,576 Twice divorced. Why? 11 00:06:35,792 --> 00:06:38,536 Oh, couldn't your husbands satisfy you? 12 00:06:38,756 --> 00:06:39,997 Can you? 13 00:06:40,384 --> 00:06:42,798 I'd be ready in a minute. 14 00:06:43,013 --> 00:06:44,379 We'll see... 15 00:06:44,976 --> 00:06:46,513 Just keep still. 16 00:06:56,289 --> 00:06:58,281 You want to do it here? 17 00:06:58,877 --> 00:07:01,416 What a chest you've got! Come here. 18 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:20,872 Where are we? 19 00:07:22,253 --> 00:07:24,291 Fregene... It's my station! 20 00:07:25,551 --> 00:07:29,513 - Wait. What's your phone number? - Good-bye! 21 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:32,518 She's not getting away. 22 00:07:34,902 --> 00:07:36,564 Where's that mount going? 23 00:07:36,781 --> 00:07:39,991 Signora, the station's over there. 24 00:07:41,498 --> 00:07:43,080 What'll I do? 25 00:07:43,668 --> 00:07:44,955 Let her go? 26 00:07:46,005 --> 00:07:47,793 Look at that gait! 27 00:07:50,180 --> 00:07:54,769 Good Ole Snaporaz can't let that go! 28 00:07:55,231 --> 00:07:56,347 Signora! 29 00:07:56,567 --> 00:07:58,650 Hold On a minute! 30 00:08:00,449 --> 00:08:04,286 Taking pictures? Take a shot of my pecker. 31 00:08:04,666 --> 00:08:08,537 Careful, or I'll get you between two watermelons. 32 00:08:08,881 --> 00:08:10,965 You gorgeous cow. 33 00:08:15,769 --> 00:08:17,557 That was Some kiss! 34 00:08:17,857 --> 00:08:20,020 Like a shovel. 35 00:08:20,236 --> 00:08:23,196 You need a taste of Ole Snaporaz. Signora! 36 00:08:25,537 --> 00:08:29,250 No, wait! Stop! Wait for me! 37 00:08:42,402 --> 00:08:43,688 And now what...? 38 00:08:45,366 --> 00:08:49,487 Alas, 'tis a divinity that guides us, Ole Snaporaz. 39 00:08:51,461 --> 00:08:53,624 Where're you taking that ass? 40 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:55,047 Here I am! 41 00:08:56,637 --> 00:08:57,593 Signora... 42 00:09:00,227 --> 00:09:02,390 There's an important matter. 43 00:09:06,071 --> 00:09:07,107 My train... 44 00:09:08,408 --> 00:09:11,153 Where's that mare? There She is! 45 00:09:20,723 --> 00:09:22,932 Wait, what's the hurry? 46 00:09:23,145 --> 00:09:25,058 Slow down. 47 00:09:25,274 --> 00:09:28,018 Before you were so sweet, and now you're going away! 48 00:09:28,195 --> 00:09:31,361 Not going away, going towards. 49 00:09:31,535 --> 00:09:34,405 Going towards what? Do you live here? 50 00:09:35,376 --> 00:09:37,994 Ah, what a wonderful smell! 51 00:09:38,256 --> 00:09:41,717 These trees use finer perfumes than your playmates. 52 00:09:41,929 --> 00:09:46,974 - You married? - No. That is, yes. Only once. 53 00:09:47,148 --> 00:09:48,855 But I have no "playmates". 54 00:09:49,026 --> 00:09:50,643 We're alone: you and I ... 55 00:09:50,863 --> 00:09:55,281 Can't you slow down? Why the cross-country race? 56 00:09:56,039 --> 00:09:57,406 Stop. 57 00:09:58,501 --> 00:10:01,371 Why do you follow? 58 00:10:01,591 --> 00:10:03,959 What if I were going to meet a man? 59 00:10:04,179 --> 00:10:05,796 Or many men...strong men? 60 00:10:06,516 --> 00:10:10,604 It's a pity you lost your train for no reason. 61 00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:13,944 You�re not afraid? 62 00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:18,152 A little. But that excites me all the more. 63 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,459 Give me a kiss, just one. 64 00:10:22,672 --> 00:10:24,665 Like you did before. 65 00:10:24,842 --> 00:10:27,757 Let me say it: you're a hot bitch! 66 00:10:27,974 --> 00:10:30,968 You'd take on an army. What an ass! 67 00:10:31,188 --> 00:10:34,353 It drives me crazy. Where's that kiss? 68 00:10:34,568 --> 00:10:37,313 Not that kiss. Want a real one? 69 00:10:37,533 --> 00:10:38,694 Quick... 70 00:10:40,329 --> 00:10:44,246 Want me to eat you alive? Here? One condition... 71 00:10:44,921 --> 00:10:49,419 If you close your eyes I'll give you a tremendous kiss! 72 00:10:49,889 --> 00:10:53,976 No, be still. And keep your eyes closed! 73 00:11:05,376 --> 00:11:06,708 Where'd she go? 74 00:11:07,255 --> 00:11:09,121 No good bitch. 75 00:11:09,383 --> 00:11:13,676 With all my troubles I have to go... 76 00:11:15,186 --> 00:11:17,520 and make a fool of myself. 77 00:11:39,648 --> 00:11:43,064 Who knows why I carry on like a silly boy? 78 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:45,523 At my age! 79 00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:55,500 Now I'm stranded without provisions in a godforsaken forest. 80 00:12:00,562 --> 00:12:01,895 Ole Snaporaz... 81 00:12:05,822 --> 00:12:07,484 I dunno, boss. 82 00:12:12,710 --> 00:12:17,925 One and two! Two and three! Three and four! 83 00:12:18,095 --> 00:12:20,087 Four and five! 84 00:12:22,186 --> 00:12:23,894 Five hundred! 85 00:12:24,064 --> 00:12:25,726 Five thousand! 86 00:12:25,859 --> 00:12:27,397 Five hundred thousand! 87 00:12:27,738 --> 00:12:29,275 Five million ... 88 00:12:29,491 --> 00:12:31,199 Five hundred million women! 89 00:12:36,462 --> 00:12:41,005 Remove the furniture. It's rigid, obtuse. It's masculine! 90 00:12:56,082 --> 00:13:00,750 Don't accept calls. Ladies, be reasonable, one at a time! 91 00:13:02,261 --> 00:13:06,507 How come couples get rooms without identification? 92 00:13:07,311 --> 00:13:11,148 There's my big bunny, honey-woney. 93 00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:13,648 You love me, don't you? 94 00:13:17,455 --> 00:13:18,240 Well? 95 00:13:18,833 --> 00:13:19,823 Nothing. 96 00:13:24,510 --> 00:13:29,508 Hello. Nice convention, huh? You from newspaper? 97 00:13:30,313 --> 00:13:34,685 It's a wonder you got in. I'm from newspaper too. 98 00:13:35,405 --> 00:13:39,869 I even wrote about our Convention in Heinzburgend. 99 00:13:39,997 --> 00:13:41,613 You been there? 100 00:13:41,917 --> 00:13:44,331 "Nein", no men were there. 101 00:13:44,589 --> 00:13:47,082 Who can repair a tape recorder? 102 00:13:47,302 --> 00:13:49,169 Nobody? 103 00:13:49,348 --> 00:13:51,841 Can somebody fix a tape recorder? 104 00:14:01,954 --> 00:14:03,786 Excuse me, sir... 105 00:14:03,958 --> 00:14:05,665 Did a lady... 106 00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:07,871 A female lady? 107 00:14:08,049 --> 00:14:11,010 What a stupid question, that's all we've got. 108 00:14:11,222 --> 00:14:15,640 Keep your cool. She has boots and a Russian hat. 109 00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:19,851 He just walked in. He's right in front of me. 110 00:14:20,531 --> 00:14:23,901 Where are they going to practice group meditation? 111 00:14:24,079 --> 00:14:25,695 Only one room? 112 00:14:25,916 --> 00:14:27,157 Too many waves... 113 00:14:27,377 --> 00:14:30,747 Come on, you. My recorder broke down. 114 00:14:31,008 --> 00:14:33,877 Everything's made of plastic. 115 00:14:34,724 --> 00:14:36,387 Ah, it's working? 116 00:14:42,238 --> 00:14:45,027 You've just heard typical masculine sounds. 117 00:14:45,243 --> 00:14:48,079 Unbearable. They only suggest aggressiveness. 118 00:14:48,332 --> 00:14:50,039 There she is! 119 00:14:52,131 --> 00:14:55,797 Out with the shit, Morning-glory! 120 00:14:57,933 --> 00:15:00,848 Now you'll hear delicate and harmonious sounds. 121 00:15:01,023 --> 00:15:03,732 Gentle and friendly. 122 00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:06,863 Humane, feminine sounds. 123 00:15:12,419 --> 00:15:14,912 Sounds of lacerated silks. 124 00:15:16,551 --> 00:15:19,135 Women working at their own pace. 125 00:15:50,114 --> 00:15:52,698 Here we have the turtle position. 126 00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:57,287 Practice this position for psychic stability. 127 00:15:58,796 --> 00:16:00,038 Hey, you ... 128 00:16:01,009 --> 00:16:02,751 You don't belong here. 129 00:16:03,388 --> 00:16:05,676 Go while the going's good. 130 00:16:05,894 --> 00:16:07,055 Talking to me? 131 00:16:09,692 --> 00:16:11,183 What do you mean? 132 00:16:14,743 --> 00:16:17,077 There she is... Signora! 133 00:16:17,289 --> 00:16:18,656 I'm here! 134 00:16:20,045 --> 00:16:24,291 The vagina is a shell with the sound of the sea. 135 00:16:24,511 --> 00:16:27,300 You all recall the song of the siren. 136 00:16:27,558 --> 00:16:30,428 But the male offends her 137 00:16:30,689 --> 00:16:34,401 with humiliating names: snatch, box, bunny. 138 00:16:34,655 --> 00:16:35,816 Beaver! 139 00:16:35,990 --> 00:16:37,106 Patootie! 140 00:16:37,327 --> 00:16:40,537 Let us explore this vagina of ours 141 00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:43,285 with her lips, eternally kissing. 142 00:16:43,463 --> 00:16:45,831 Let's find new names. 143 00:16:46,009 --> 00:16:48,879 Tongue of light! Smile of life! 144 00:16:49,057 --> 00:16:50,798 Moon-violet. 145 00:16:51,228 --> 00:16:54,472 The statues of Ancient Greece have phalluses 146 00:16:54,734 --> 00:16:56,521 that rise up haughtily. 147 00:17:00,035 --> 00:17:04,032 Look at what phalluses have inspired. 148 00:17:07,048 --> 00:17:09,086 Where can you get that? 149 00:17:09,302 --> 00:17:11,169 Wishful thinking! 150 00:17:11,849 --> 00:17:13,933 And so, phallic power 151 00:17:14,103 --> 00:17:17,098 keeps oppressing half of humanity. 152 00:17:17,317 --> 00:17:19,230 That is, we women! 153 00:17:21,116 --> 00:17:25,284 Even the missionary position is socially obsolete. 154 00:17:25,499 --> 00:17:26,364 What does he do? 155 00:17:26,585 --> 00:17:31,049 The man, arrogant, with member erect on top of the woman with 156 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:32,379 her passive vagina. 157 00:17:32,596 --> 00:17:35,180 A sociocultural oppression, 158 00:17:35,393 --> 00:17:38,762 from patriarchal times to the present day. 159 00:17:38,983 --> 00:17:42,945 We're against penetration. It's invasion without defense! 160 00:17:43,950 --> 00:17:48,448 We want Ideal Coitus with parity between Male and Female. 161 00:17:48,709 --> 00:17:53,959 Penetration is a crime that should carry a fine of 10 million lira! 162 00:17:54,136 --> 00:17:58,098 The Feminist Movement at Columbia University 163 00:17:58,310 --> 00:18:01,851 - has been doing extensive research. - They're reactionaries! 164 00:18:02,067 --> 00:18:03,275 Fascists! 165 00:18:03,487 --> 00:18:07,483 Stop right there. I've had it! You've busted my ovaries! 166 00:18:07,744 --> 00:18:09,282 Let go! 167 00:18:09,706 --> 00:18:12,450 Our main goal is to abolish fellatio! 168 00:18:12,712 --> 00:18:17,004 A degrading practice from which we have never been weaned. 169 00:18:17,178 --> 00:18:18,920 I like fellatio. 170 00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:20,590 What's this fellatio? 171 00:18:22,856 --> 00:18:24,268 Try reading Catullus! 172 00:18:24,484 --> 00:18:29,653 It's a subconscious manifestation of woman's creativeness. 173 00:18:29,910 --> 00:18:31,071 Oh, finally... 174 00:18:31,414 --> 00:18:32,996 The kitchen's far Off. 175 00:18:33,167 --> 00:18:37,881 I'll take the tray. Go on, scram. Beat it! 176 00:18:41,850 --> 00:18:45,141 Cas-tra-tion! Cas-tra-tion... 177 00:18:50,115 --> 00:18:51,652 The American woman 178 00:18:51,910 --> 00:18:53,994 prefers the following position, 179 00:18:54,164 --> 00:18:57,580 and naturally their husbands comply! 180 00:18:57,963 --> 00:19:01,253 Why must it be a man and a woman? 181 00:19:01,470 --> 00:19:04,305 There's no need for a man. 182 00:19:08,524 --> 00:19:12,065 Mas-tur-ba-tion! Mas-tur-ba-tion! 183 00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:15,531 We've a thousand sensations in the palm 184 00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:18,156 of our hand, in our armpit... 185 00:19:18,334 --> 00:19:21,249 We must defeat fellatio, it's primitive! 186 00:19:26,683 --> 00:19:30,144 Tahitian women have learned to keep 187 00:19:30,273 --> 00:19:34,361 a turgid organ in their vagina for a whole night! 188 00:19:34,572 --> 00:19:38,363 A feat unknown to us! 189 00:19:38,580 --> 00:19:43,453 Finally I see two smiling faces among so many scowling women. 190 00:19:43,673 --> 00:19:45,586 Why so bitter? 191 00:19:45,844 --> 00:19:48,053 Yes, I understand feminism 192 00:19:48,223 --> 00:19:50,557 but is the anger necessary? 193 00:19:53,190 --> 00:19:55,649 The usual male commentary, huh? 194 00:20:00,620 --> 00:20:04,036 Virgin yet whore, angelic yet diabolical. 195 00:20:04,211 --> 00:20:08,457 Goddess of the hearth and instrument of pleasure. 196 00:20:08,677 --> 00:20:12,093 Two aspects of false feminity to better serve 197 00:20:12,268 --> 00:20:14,977 the male chauvinist pig! 198 00:20:15,190 --> 00:20:17,399 "The Average Housewife". 199 00:21:28,910 --> 00:21:31,244 Oh no, you're crying? 200 00:22:10,989 --> 00:22:14,108 Marriage-Miscarriage! 201 00:22:18,002 --> 00:22:20,620 Thank you, you were both marvelous. 202 00:22:21,132 --> 00:22:24,127 Marriage-Miscarriage... yes, excellent! 203 00:22:24,305 --> 00:22:25,341 I agree. 204 00:22:33,697 --> 00:22:35,860 You're absolutely right. 205 00:22:39,166 --> 00:22:41,033 Yes, certainly! 206 00:22:55,780 --> 00:22:59,321 There is Mrs. Small jogging 207 00:22:59,536 --> 00:23:01,824 in front of her Six husbands. 208 00:23:02,084 --> 00:23:04,953 All happy and content. 209 00:23:05,422 --> 00:23:09,135 Rare example of feminism inside family circle. 210 00:23:10,599 --> 00:23:15,142 We very lucky to obtain interview in her house. 211 00:23:16,402 --> 00:23:19,442 She says that when she was little baby 212 00:23:19,658 --> 00:23:22,242 story of Snow White and Seven Dwarfs 213 00:23:22,454 --> 00:23:25,072 made great impression on her 214 00:23:25,293 --> 00:23:29,460 like premonition of what her future would be. 215 00:23:32,432 --> 00:23:35,426 Her husbands are of different nationality. 216 00:23:35,645 --> 00:23:39,358 One is even Italian, from Naples. 217 00:23:39,653 --> 00:23:44,367 She went there to buy a dog but ended up marrying him! 218 00:23:49,546 --> 00:23:51,379 Here is final toast 219 00:23:51,592 --> 00:23:53,585 with all the husbands. 220 00:24:01,819 --> 00:24:04,153 One moment! There's a big surprise. 221 00:24:05,785 --> 00:24:09,121 Our valorous comrade, Enderbreith Small, 222 00:24:09,375 --> 00:24:11,743 who was in my film, 223 00:24:11,963 --> 00:24:13,625 is here with us. 224 00:24:34,463 --> 00:24:37,252 You can ask her questions. 225 00:24:37,886 --> 00:24:40,300 Aren't you a slave to 6 masters? 226 00:24:41,059 --> 00:24:42,766 That's my question too! 227 00:24:42,979 --> 00:24:46,190 Is she happy in her polyandric relationship? 228 00:24:57,131 --> 00:25:00,843 She said very happy. It's a united family. 229 00:25:01,096 --> 00:25:04,557 Now I'll ask where her husbands are. 230 00:25:09,361 --> 00:25:13,324 Hans, Jenz, Jan, Giggi, Lars, Peter! 231 00:25:18,337 --> 00:25:21,548 ALL WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL 232 00:25:27,938 --> 00:25:30,727 Go on, go on ... keep going. 233 00:25:30,944 --> 00:25:32,151 Don't stop. 234 00:26:06,384 --> 00:26:09,254 My dear sisters, I'm sixty. 235 00:26:09,473 --> 00:26:11,055 Only sixty! 236 00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:37,931 Menopause doesn't exist. 237 00:26:38,194 --> 00:26:42,406 It's an alibi for the Male Society. 238 00:26:42,659 --> 00:26:46,997 It's he, the male, who runs out of steam! 239 00:26:47,335 --> 00:26:49,829 I spent my life teaching children. 240 00:26:50,216 --> 00:26:52,960 And I found teaching them more rewarding 241 00:26:53,221 --> 00:26:55,430 than having them. 242 00:26:58,648 --> 00:27:02,986 Look at this beautiful leg, see any seams or veins? 243 00:27:03,198 --> 00:27:04,564 Wrinkles are a male invention! 244 00:27:04,742 --> 00:27:05,573 My husband said: 245 00:27:05,744 --> 00:27:08,739 "You're like climbing the Everest... without oxygen!" 246 00:27:09,836 --> 00:27:14,425 I'm proud of my wrinkles! Here they are, one by one. 247 00:27:16,222 --> 00:27:19,308 I've no fear of aging nor of dying. 248 00:27:19,770 --> 00:27:22,389 I adore life. Making love is marvelous. 249 00:27:22,651 --> 00:27:25,987 All women are young! All women are beautiful! 250 00:27:26,241 --> 00:27:28,655 They're all only twenty years old! 251 00:27:28,912 --> 00:27:34,833 A woman without a man 252 00:27:35,048 --> 00:27:36,460 IS... 253 00:27:36,635 --> 00:27:40,472 She's like a nose without a room 254 00:27:40,642 --> 00:27:43,432 A somersault without any chowder 255 00:27:43,607 --> 00:27:46,601 Like a dictionary without a broom 256 00:27:46,821 --> 00:27:50,533 A parasol without any powder 257 00:27:50,745 --> 00:27:57,247 A woman without a man is... 258 00:27:58,468 --> 00:28:01,963 A palisade without a strut 259 00:28:02,433 --> 00:28:05,097 A palimpsest without a sting 260 00:28:05,356 --> 00:28:08,395 A pachyderm without a putt 261 00:28:08,611 --> 00:28:11,981 A parabola without a sling 262 00:28:12,243 --> 00:28:19,838 A woman without a man is... 263 00:28:20,299 --> 00:28:24,262 A periscope without any greens 264 00:28:24,474 --> 00:28:27,560 A pinnacle without a sigh 265 00:28:27,730 --> 00:28:30,565 A pimpernel without any means 266 00:28:30,735 --> 00:28:34,482 A pedigree without a thigh 267 00:28:36,956 --> 00:28:38,822 I'd like to say something 268 00:28:39,294 --> 00:28:41,412 though it may be useless, sisters. 269 00:28:44,929 --> 00:28:47,513 We've been deceived once again. 270 00:28:48,561 --> 00:28:51,179 Very subtly. True to his style. 271 00:28:51,607 --> 00:28:54,647 We were generous and hospitable. 272 00:28:54,864 --> 00:28:57,700 Understanding. We spoke. 273 00:28:57,911 --> 00:29:00,154 We discussed. We sang. 274 00:29:00,416 --> 00:29:02,625 We performed our rites 275 00:29:02,795 --> 00:29:06,006 without reserve, or feminine modesty 276 00:29:06,260 --> 00:29:08,844 in the futile hope of making known 277 00:29:09,057 --> 00:29:13,054 to one who cannot, nor wishes to know 278 00:29:13,315 --> 00:29:16,776 how much freedom, how much authenticity 279 00:29:16,988 --> 00:29:19,606 and love, and life 280 00:29:19,786 --> 00:29:21,652 has been denied us. 281 00:29:25,713 --> 00:29:28,377 Our efforts here have been useless, sisters. 282 00:29:30,096 --> 00:29:35,016 The eyes of that man, presently among us with that look 283 00:29:35,231 --> 00:29:40,025 of feigned respectability, of one who desires to know us, understand us 284 00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:43,781 because he insists that it can better our relationship. 285 00:29:43,996 --> 00:29:46,832 And of all of his hypocritical excuses, 286 00:29:47,044 --> 00:29:49,287 this is surely the basest. 287 00:29:49,507 --> 00:29:53,720 Those eyes are the eyes of the male we've always known. 288 00:29:54,057 --> 00:29:58,475 They reflect his inner derision, his mockery. 289 00:29:58,858 --> 00:30:01,317 He has the same rotten core. 290 00:30:01,655 --> 00:30:03,989 We are only a pretext 291 00:30:04,201 --> 00:30:07,320 for another of his crude, animalistic fables. 292 00:30:07,541 --> 00:30:12,084 Another neurotic song-and-dance act. 293 00:30:12,383 --> 00:30:16,254 We're his chorus, his hula girls, his fiends. 294 00:30:16,557 --> 00:30:19,142 We enhance his show with our passion, 295 00:30:19,396 --> 00:30:20,853 with our suffering. 296 00:30:24,155 --> 00:30:29,074 I warn this dismal, hollow, worn-out Sultan 297 00:30:29,247 --> 00:30:32,413 that we're neither marionettes nor fiends. 298 00:30:32,629 --> 00:30:33,836 We're of this earth 299 00:30:34,048 --> 00:30:38,045 but not as mere compost, as he would have us. 300 00:30:39,225 --> 00:30:42,060 He doesn't know us, nor Wants to 301 00:30:42,272 --> 00:30:44,264 and that is his fatal error. 302 00:30:44,484 --> 00:30:46,818 While we've been shut up in his harem 303 00:30:47,031 --> 00:30:50,401 or isolated in our respective ghettos 304 00:30:50,621 --> 00:30:53,160 we've had the time to study him. 305 00:30:53,417 --> 00:30:56,253 To observe this keeper of ours. 306 00:30:56,507 --> 00:30:58,795 Our Lord! 307 00:30:59,095 --> 00:31:01,088 We know you well! 308 00:31:01,307 --> 00:31:05,269 Everything about you. You're the marionette, the fiend! 309 00:31:05,524 --> 00:31:06,856 Look at him! 310 00:31:07,193 --> 00:31:08,479 He hides. 311 00:31:09,573 --> 00:31:11,110 You can't hide! 312 00:31:11,368 --> 00:31:13,656 Your number is up. 313 00:31:13,831 --> 00:31:17,702 Look, I'll tell them everything, about the train and how you... 314 00:31:17,921 --> 00:31:20,039 Look sisters! 315 00:31:20,719 --> 00:31:22,005 In close-up! 316 00:31:30,737 --> 00:31:32,775 Go to hell! 317 00:31:40,547 --> 00:31:41,583 Attention! 318 00:31:42,091 --> 00:31:43,423 A male 319 00:31:44,054 --> 00:31:47,219 lurks among us, and listens to what we say. 320 00:31:47,477 --> 00:31:50,141 He steals our words. He records them 321 00:31:50,357 --> 00:31:52,520 only to deform their meaning. 322 00:31:52,694 --> 00:31:53,980 He's a spy. 323 00:31:54,490 --> 00:31:57,029 We must stop him. Find him. 324 00:31:57,244 --> 00:31:59,908 Corner him. Throw him out. 325 00:32:10,102 --> 00:32:11,263 Excuse me... 326 00:32:15,862 --> 00:32:17,695 Over there. That's him! 327 00:32:17,866 --> 00:32:21,361 Out! Out! Out! 328 00:32:25,715 --> 00:32:27,923 Ladies, please... 329 00:32:33,353 --> 00:32:35,311 I came here by chance. 330 00:32:36,276 --> 00:32:37,687 Let me speak. 331 00:32:37,862 --> 00:32:39,194 Sir... 332 00:32:41,452 --> 00:32:43,194 Come, follow me. 333 00:32:56,813 --> 00:32:59,933 What manners! You're all mad! 334 00:33:00,153 --> 00:33:04,400 How was I supposed to know you were holding a convention? 335 00:33:04,661 --> 00:33:05,822 Why pick on me? 336 00:33:06,707 --> 00:33:07,868 What's so funny? 337 00:33:08,043 --> 00:33:10,957 Why'd you call me? Let me out. 338 00:33:11,174 --> 00:33:13,257 Where are you going? 339 00:33:13,512 --> 00:33:15,504 I wouldn't let him out. 340 00:33:15,766 --> 00:33:18,009 What does he want from us? 341 00:33:20,566 --> 00:33:24,027 Instead I feel like helping him. I'm very maternal. 342 00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:26,198 I can't help it. 343 00:33:26,410 --> 00:33:28,903 It's my big weakness. Can you skate? 344 00:33:29,834 --> 00:33:32,168 Skate? As a kid... 345 00:33:32,380 --> 00:33:34,919 You've a chance then. Give him your skates. 346 00:33:35,134 --> 00:33:38,755 You must be brave and above all, lucky. 347 00:33:38,934 --> 00:33:42,725 - Are you lucky? - For what? Skating? 348 00:33:42,899 --> 00:33:44,892 Where are we going? 349 00:34:09,324 --> 00:34:13,788 That's Gabriella, every day, she circles the rink 300 times. 350 00:34:13,957 --> 00:34:15,664 She made a vow. 351 00:34:18,466 --> 00:34:21,756 Why don't we tell them you're the new instructor? 352 00:34:22,723 --> 00:34:25,433 He'll end up like the plumber did. 353 00:34:27,273 --> 00:34:29,106 It'd be a pity. 354 00:34:33,159 --> 00:34:35,197 That thing's upstairs. 355 00:34:35,413 --> 00:34:37,747 Be careful when you open it. 356 00:34:42,176 --> 00:34:45,011 - Come, put the skates on. - Where's the exit? 357 00:34:45,224 --> 00:34:49,766 - You said you'd help me get out. - In front of you. 358 00:35:00,877 --> 00:35:02,334 They're good, huh? 359 00:35:26,133 --> 00:35:27,999 Must you go? 360 00:35:28,220 --> 00:35:30,804 - How old are you? - Too old. 361 00:35:32,854 --> 00:35:35,438 Strike here, the male genital organs. 362 00:35:39,032 --> 00:35:41,320 You missed. You all miss! 363 00:35:41,536 --> 00:35:43,654 You lack concentration. 364 00:35:43,874 --> 00:35:45,662 Concentration is everything. 365 00:35:45,878 --> 00:35:47,870 Keep mind on objective. 366 00:35:48,257 --> 00:35:49,748 Come, Camilla. 367 00:35:51,346 --> 00:35:53,304 Legs wide apart... 368 00:35:53,517 --> 00:35:58,060 I got first prize for the best kick i n the testicles. 369 00:35:58,275 --> 00:36:02,022 - It's bothersome, isn't it? - Oh no, it's a joy. 370 00:36:04,871 --> 00:36:06,487 Why are you here? 371 00:36:06,750 --> 00:36:10,541 Strange, isn't it? I'm a chick full of contradictions. 372 00:36:10,799 --> 00:36:13,885 Ready for "Mackarij" kick... Go! 373 00:36:19,357 --> 00:36:22,351 Good kick! Because good concentration. 374 00:36:22,571 --> 00:36:27,285 In your imaginative sphere you must visualize the genitals. 375 00:36:27,789 --> 00:36:30,749 Are you trying to rescue him, Donatella? 376 00:36:31,421 --> 00:36:33,664 Lots Of luck! 377 00:36:44,905 --> 00:36:46,066 Come, grandpa. 378 00:36:46,282 --> 00:36:49,994 Hold on. It's thirty years since I've... 379 00:36:52,418 --> 00:36:54,752 Don't be so nervous. 380 00:36:58,804 --> 00:37:00,546 I have a trick knee. 381 00:37:00,808 --> 00:37:03,267 You'll lead me to the exit, won't you? 382 00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:05,815 You�re such a dear... 383 00:37:09,074 --> 00:37:11,237 Don't pull, I'll fall. 384 00:37:15,544 --> 00:37:18,710 Let go! I don't need you. 385 00:37:39,297 --> 00:37:41,506 Afraid, huh? 386 00:37:54,450 --> 00:37:55,657 How beautiful! 387 00:37:57,956 --> 00:38:01,417 They're good. Very choreographic. 388 00:38:12,192 --> 00:38:14,104 Shall I come and get you? 389 00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:16,358 It's a madhouse! 390 00:38:16,574 --> 00:38:18,237 Hurry, you fool! 391 00:38:22,878 --> 00:38:26,465 - Come, Daddy... - A bunch of nitwits! 392 00:38:27,135 --> 00:38:30,175 - Stop them! - They can't stop. 393 00:38:31,102 --> 00:38:34,814 We have to get through. Let us through! 394 00:38:39,242 --> 00:38:41,530 Look out! The stairs! 395 00:38:41,788 --> 00:38:43,576 The stairs... 396 00:38:52,182 --> 00:38:54,049 The steps are slippery. 397 00:38:54,395 --> 00:38:56,433 You slip like an eel. 398 00:38:57,316 --> 00:39:00,152 My husband kept slipping 399 00:39:00,364 --> 00:39:03,153 until he was kaputt. 400 00:39:06,208 --> 00:39:07,790 Come, little one... 401 00:39:08,463 --> 00:39:10,626 Breathe together with me. 402 00:39:11,301 --> 00:39:14,467 Breathe and count: "Eins''... 403 00:39:14,724 --> 00:39:15,885 Does it hurt? 404 00:39:16,102 --> 00:39:18,219 Of course it does! 405 00:39:23,491 --> 00:39:26,075 Cunts! 406 00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:30,951 Look what a nice bronco! 407 00:39:31,214 --> 00:39:32,421 I get such ideas... 408 00:39:33,091 --> 00:39:35,254 I have to get back. Where's the station? 409 00:39:35,471 --> 00:39:37,338 Station? 410 00:39:37,558 --> 00:39:38,890 I take you. 411 00:39:39,228 --> 00:39:41,938 But "nicht so schnell", young fella. 412 00:39:42,150 --> 00:39:45,486 I can't make out what she says! 413 00:39:45,698 --> 00:39:49,159 I won't touch you because I dirty you more. 414 00:39:50,207 --> 00:39:53,498 Good boy... Take your little coat and scarf. 415 00:39:57,011 --> 00:39:59,254 You see how black I am? 416 00:39:59,474 --> 00:40:03,892 A bucket of water and I'm all white. Like a slice of bread. 417 00:40:05,569 --> 00:40:08,530 "Schon besser"? Feel better? 418 00:40:09,910 --> 00:40:13,246 Let's go then. Move, young fella. 419 00:40:13,458 --> 00:40:16,953 Who'll ever believe this? If that bitch up there hadn't... 420 00:40:18,217 --> 00:40:21,257 What time is it? Who knows? 421 00:40:21,515 --> 00:40:23,256 Listen... 422 00:40:26,316 --> 00:40:29,277 "And with his dipper He skimmed the pot 423 00:40:29,488 --> 00:40:31,320 "Skim, ski m, skim 424 00:40:32,953 --> 00:40:35,241 ''And now I Scrub-Scrub.'' 425 00:40:35,416 --> 00:40:37,248 Where's the station? 426 00:40:44,391 --> 00:40:46,975 Makes hot bubbles inside... 427 00:41:11,274 --> 00:41:13,688 You men are so strange. 428 00:41:14,488 --> 00:41:16,606 You�re all little cubs. 429 00:41:25,259 --> 00:41:28,754 You're a young fella too, a cub. 430 00:41:32,939 --> 00:41:36,230 "They all got fever-fever For my beaver-beaver 431 00:41:36,404 --> 00:41:39,524 "Cool it, water, cool it, cool it!" 432 00:41:39,744 --> 00:41:42,112 ''The same rotten core.'' 433 00:41:42,290 --> 00:41:46,003 Oh, really, Madame? "He hasn't changed a bit..." 434 00:41:46,214 --> 00:41:48,001 Why should he change? 435 00:41:48,677 --> 00:41:50,795 To become what, instead? 436 00:41:53,561 --> 00:41:55,303 I'm all yours... 437 00:41:58,236 --> 00:42:01,322 Come, little cub. I'm ready. 438 00:42:02,495 --> 00:42:06,662 With my motorcycle we'll all be at the station in 10 minutes. 439 00:42:07,212 --> 00:42:09,169 You afraid? 440 00:42:09,341 --> 00:42:11,709 I'm harmless. 441 00:42:11,970 --> 00:42:14,213 Except for one thing... 442 00:42:14,433 --> 00:42:18,806 Just kidding. Don't be afraid for your thing. 443 00:42:33,343 --> 00:42:34,755 Hold on. 444 00:42:35,347 --> 00:42:38,387 Hold on tight. Tighter, tighter! 445 00:43:07,031 --> 00:43:12,201 Signora, I took a different road this morning. There was no canal! 446 00:43:14,085 --> 00:43:16,373 It's a short cut. 447 00:43:18,594 --> 00:43:20,757 You hear the frogs? 448 00:43:21,015 --> 00:43:24,226 - They're singing - So who gives a damn? 449 00:43:24,396 --> 00:43:26,810 How much longer will it take? 450 00:43:27,069 --> 00:43:28,310 Almost there. 451 00:43:44,392 --> 00:43:46,385 We'll stop here. 452 00:43:46,688 --> 00:43:48,555 For just... sec-sec. 453 00:43:48,775 --> 00:43:50,313 What for? 454 00:43:50,487 --> 00:43:52,696 The Stationmaster, poor thing. 455 00:43:52,908 --> 00:43:54,865 Signora, where're you going? 456 00:43:55,121 --> 00:43:57,409 The Stationmaster's seeds. I promised him. 457 00:43:57,583 --> 00:44:00,247 This is too much! 458 00:44:00,755 --> 00:44:02,167 Come, help me. 459 00:44:02,551 --> 00:44:03,917 Had I known... 460 00:44:04,178 --> 00:44:08,596 Clever, Weisenheimer. You want everything easy. 461 00:44:10,774 --> 00:44:12,231 Help her how? 462 00:44:12,570 --> 00:44:16,236 "There was a beaver who thought not of her beaver, poor thing. 463 00:44:16,452 --> 00:44:20,699 "She takes him to the station, but he denies her 464 00:44:20,918 --> 00:44:22,705 "a helping hand for a few seeds." 465 00:44:23,673 --> 00:44:24,834 This is ridiculous! 466 00:44:25,092 --> 00:44:29,135 "Komm, komm, we gather seeds for all our needs." 467 00:44:29,350 --> 00:44:32,094 It'll only take a second. 468 00:44:32,565 --> 00:44:35,183 Duck that nice head of yours. 469 00:44:35,403 --> 00:44:38,068 - What beautiful hair... - Yeah, thanks. 470 00:44:38,284 --> 00:44:42,702 These stuffed cats belong to my granddaughters. 471 00:44:42,918 --> 00:44:45,127 It's hot in here, huh? 472 00:44:45,297 --> 00:44:48,884 Want a fresh egg? They're good for you. 473 00:44:50,264 --> 00:44:52,382 Puts lead in your pencil. 474 00:44:52,644 --> 00:44:56,265 Don't waste time, get the seeds and let's go. 475 00:44:56,652 --> 00:45:01,571 It's not time for seeds, silly cub. 476 00:45:02,412 --> 00:45:04,153 Look at this titty. 477 00:45:04,374 --> 00:45:06,537 Ever seen one SO nice? 478 00:45:09,551 --> 00:45:11,634 Oh, this is too much! 479 00:45:11,847 --> 00:45:13,588 Signora, cover up... 480 00:45:13,808 --> 00:45:16,427 Squeeze it for a sec then we'll go. 481 00:45:16,605 --> 00:45:19,314 You know nothing about me. 482 00:45:19,485 --> 00:45:22,355 Don't say no. Touch it with a finger 483 00:45:22,533 --> 00:45:24,821 just for a sec-sec. 484 00:45:25,037 --> 00:45:27,496 It's nice and firm. 485 00:45:27,834 --> 00:45:31,000 Yeah, it's firm, but let's go to the station. 486 00:45:31,257 --> 00:45:33,591 I've a cat down there that's purring. 487 00:45:33,846 --> 00:45:37,181 - And moaning. - That's your business! 488 00:45:37,394 --> 00:45:40,638 She's meowing. Come and stroke her. 489 00:45:40,859 --> 00:45:42,441 My big cat! 490 00:45:42,778 --> 00:45:44,520 Take me to the Station! 491 00:45:45,492 --> 00:45:46,527 Are you crazy? 492 00:45:46,995 --> 00:45:47,985 Let go! 493 00:45:48,247 --> 00:45:51,161 I need it. Where are you? 494 00:45:51,378 --> 00:45:53,792 Feed the cat. Feed it! 495 00:45:54,008 --> 00:45:56,672 Don't oblige me to use force. 496 00:45:58,767 --> 00:46:00,474 My God, how it stinks! 497 00:46:06,865 --> 00:46:08,572 Help! Help! 498 00:46:08,786 --> 00:46:12,748 Gimme your little "knockwurst", gimme gimme! 499 00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:14,292 You pig! 500 00:46:15,297 --> 00:46:16,538 You sow! 501 00:46:18,387 --> 00:46:19,753 It's my mother... 502 00:46:21,476 --> 00:46:24,015 Mama, I only came here to get 503 00:46:24,773 --> 00:46:26,561 Some seeds. 504 00:46:27,487 --> 00:46:29,946 Seeds for the Stationmaster. The gentleman here 505 00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:31,441 was helping... 506 00:46:31,619 --> 00:46:33,862 You monster! Come out! 507 00:46:34,082 --> 00:46:37,327 How could I give birth to such a monster? 508 00:46:37,547 --> 00:46:40,462 Look what she did to you. 509 00:46:40,636 --> 00:46:44,507 I apologize on my knees for that filthy galoshe. 510 00:46:44,728 --> 00:46:46,640 That barge! 511 00:46:46,856 --> 00:46:48,268 Out! Come out! 512 00:46:48,484 --> 00:46:53,027 I'll come out, but no kicking, Mama. Swear! 513 00:46:53,952 --> 00:46:55,410 You old toad! 514 00:46:55,581 --> 00:46:58,575 You swore... you'll go to hell for that. 515 00:46:58,795 --> 00:47:00,081 Go home! 516 00:47:00,673 --> 00:47:02,381 Shame! 517 00:47:03,011 --> 00:47:05,847 She didn't do anything, really. 518 00:47:06,392 --> 00:47:08,009 I asked for Some seeds. 519 00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:40,277 I'll fix her! Sweetie... 520 00:47:40,665 --> 00:47:42,622 Accompany the gentleman 521 00:47:43,044 --> 00:47:47,040 to the train station. And make sure you take the River Road. 522 00:47:47,343 --> 00:47:50,258 Forgive us. We're poor people. Long live Italy! 523 00:47:52,728 --> 00:47:54,060 Yeah, long live! 524 00:48:01,871 --> 00:48:03,864 Wait! My coat... 525 00:48:43,532 --> 00:48:44,522 IS it far? 526 00:48:44,700 --> 00:48:47,068 They'll meet us. 527 00:48:47,789 --> 00:48:48,870 Who will? 528 00:48:50,586 --> 00:48:54,207 Trudge, trudge The road will never budge 529 00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:20,012 Where's Schizo? 530 00:49:20,851 --> 00:49:22,558 She's going clean. 531 00:49:22,729 --> 00:49:24,722 She could be anywhere. 532 00:49:26,068 --> 00:49:29,359 - Who's that? - We're takin' him to the station. 533 00:49:30,410 --> 00:49:33,074 The car's already a bit overloaded. 534 00:49:33,374 --> 00:49:35,583 She's not comin'... doesn't feel good. 535 00:49:35,754 --> 00:49:38,498 Ugh... it's rippin' my guts. 536 00:49:38,717 --> 00:49:40,710 Can't breathe. 537 00:49:44,269 --> 00:49:46,057 What's she got? 538 00:49:48,611 --> 00:49:49,818 Where'll I sit? 539 00:49:53,411 --> 00:49:57,954 What are you doin', sittin' on the bottle with that ass... 540 00:50:00,758 --> 00:50:03,217 Mommy struck again! 541 00:50:04,139 --> 00:50:06,052 She screwed him... 542 00:50:06,811 --> 00:50:08,724 She's something else! 543 00:50:10,109 --> 00:50:12,602 Good-bye, Snow White. 544 00:50:29,979 --> 00:50:31,937 No, no way. 545 00:50:36,950 --> 00:50:41,915 "You turn me off", he says. "What? I turn you off?" 546 00:50:49,223 --> 00:50:53,185 Then he says, "I can't score with you." 547 00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:57,527 "You're wiped out, it's vice versa", I say. 548 00:50:57,739 --> 00:51:00,905 He blows my mind, I swear. 549 00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:02,703 They're comin'! 550 00:51:02,874 --> 00:51:06,916 - Pussy ahead! - The San Vincenzo junkies! 551 00:51:07,131 --> 00:51:11,219 She borrowed the car again. She's far out! 552 00:51:39,817 --> 00:51:42,732 Put On some sound. 553 00:52:37,383 --> 00:52:39,546 What are you doing, you jerk? 554 00:53:01,093 --> 00:53:03,211 Look out! Stop! 555 00:53:08,566 --> 00:53:10,432 Who was that idiot? 556 00:53:18,793 --> 00:53:21,377 Hey, how's Big Red makin' out? 557 00:53:22,216 --> 00:53:23,798 He's still makin' Out. 558 00:53:41,460 --> 00:53:44,626 Ciao, love... ciao, love. 559 00:53:45,175 --> 00:53:47,008 Ciao, lover... 560 00:53:47,304 --> 00:53:48,795 Don't be ridiculous. 561 00:53:49,975 --> 00:53:53,938 You know what I got here? You don't know what I got. 562 00:54:13,144 --> 00:54:14,636 Relax... 563 00:54:15,481 --> 00:54:17,690 There's nothing better to do. 564 00:54:18,571 --> 00:54:20,313 Come on, dance. 565 00:54:38,441 --> 00:54:39,898 The plane! 566 00:54:49,252 --> 00:54:52,338 What are you doing? You're going backwards? 567 00:54:55,723 --> 00:54:56,964 Stop! 568 00:55:56,544 --> 00:55:57,409 Let go! 569 00:56:10,612 --> 00:56:13,778 Asshole! Gimme back my gun. 570 00:56:14,244 --> 00:56:16,361 Monsters! You're all monsters! 571 00:56:16,916 --> 00:56:18,703 Diabolical! 572 00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:20,036 What are you? 573 00:56:20,214 --> 00:56:21,705 Who's that jerk? 574 00:57:13,270 --> 00:57:14,101 Well? 575 00:57:20,576 --> 00:57:22,533 You think you can scare me? 576 00:59:27,645 --> 00:59:29,729 What film is this? 577 00:59:30,233 --> 00:59:31,896 Stop running, my good man! 578 00:59:35,033 --> 00:59:37,652 Italo, Franz, Cleo... come! 579 00:59:37,914 --> 00:59:38,744 Be good! 580 00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:40,081 Enter... 581 00:59:40,252 --> 00:59:43,121 I'll cover your retreat from those "lesbishes". 582 00:59:44,050 --> 00:59:48,718 How can female creatures stoop so low? 583 00:59:55,530 --> 00:59:57,443 They're blanks, unfortunately. 584 00:59:57,659 --> 01:00:00,573 Only good for scaring them. 585 01:00:02,043 --> 01:00:05,003 It's three nights they keep me awake 586 01:00:05,215 --> 01:00:06,923 with their shouting, 587 01:00:07,260 --> 01:00:08,250 their sit-ins, 588 01:00:08,471 --> 01:00:10,304 their Lesbos rallies. 589 01:00:10,517 --> 01:00:14,308 Although I'm busy with other matters at night! 590 01:00:15,442 --> 01:00:17,480 But just knowing that they're 591 01:00:17,696 --> 01:00:20,531 camped down outside my house, makes me furious. 592 01:00:21,411 --> 01:00:23,495 Come... No, wait. 593 01:00:23,833 --> 01:00:26,326 Let me see your face. 594 01:00:27,882 --> 01:00:30,091 Old pines fall down like this. 595 01:00:30,262 --> 01:00:32,219 Hollowed Out. 596 01:00:32,391 --> 01:00:34,634 It was a hundred years old. 597 01:00:34,895 --> 01:00:37,889 It toppled without warning. 598 01:00:38,110 --> 01:00:41,651 - But we'll never fall. - Naturally... 599 01:00:41,992 --> 01:00:44,952 You'll turn into repulsive old hags 600 01:00:45,164 --> 01:00:48,158 before you'll see me topple! 601 01:00:49,255 --> 01:00:50,336 Come in... 602 01:00:50,757 --> 01:00:52,090 Thank you. 603 01:00:52,469 --> 01:00:56,511 Drugged, teenage girls tried to run me over. 604 01:00:56,728 --> 01:00:57,763 Typical. 605 01:00:58,022 --> 01:01:00,059 It's criminal, really. 606 01:01:00,276 --> 01:01:04,865 Have no fear. You're safe in my house. 607 01:01:21,482 --> 01:01:22,848 Come. 608 01:01:23,276 --> 01:01:25,770 And don't worry about my puppies. 609 01:01:27,785 --> 01:01:30,700 You like weapons? They're my passion. 610 01:01:31,458 --> 01:01:34,794 Guns, women, horses. Women first! 611 01:01:35,049 --> 01:01:37,041 And women last too... 612 01:01:37,553 --> 01:01:41,765 There's few of us left ever since the Invasion. 613 01:01:43,690 --> 01:01:48,313 Have you heard? They've threatened to demolish my house. 614 01:01:49,033 --> 01:01:50,240 Drink... 615 01:01:52,372 --> 01:01:54,410 Look what they did to you! 616 01:01:54,626 --> 01:01:56,539 Want some clean clothes? 617 01:01:56,755 --> 01:02:02,130 No, I'll be going. They were supposed to take me to the station. 618 01:02:02,349 --> 01:02:05,970 - I'm sorry, we haven't met. - Z�berkock, Dr. Z�berkock. 619 01:02:06,189 --> 01:02:08,182 Snaporaz, my pleasure. 620 01:02:08,987 --> 01:02:10,444 Sit down. 621 01:02:19,088 --> 01:02:20,421 By chance... 622 01:02:20,633 --> 01:02:22,590 Weren't we schoolmates? 623 01:02:24,182 --> 01:02:25,764 Wasn't it you... 624 01:02:26,686 --> 01:02:29,806 I'd swear you were the one... 625 01:02:30,401 --> 01:02:33,487 who could tie his dong at rest position. 626 01:02:33,908 --> 01:02:35,115 At rest? 627 01:02:35,327 --> 01:02:36,568 It wasn't me. 628 01:02:38,541 --> 01:02:40,032 Turn that light on. 629 01:02:43,175 --> 01:02:46,511 Your father had a white streak of hair? 630 01:02:46,723 --> 01:02:47,930 He was bald. 631 01:02:48,226 --> 01:02:51,346 Good answer. I'm happy you're here. 632 01:02:52,067 --> 01:02:53,103 This one? 633 01:03:00,499 --> 01:03:02,036 Amazing... 634 01:03:04,507 --> 01:03:06,966 - May I? - With your ear. 635 01:03:08,055 --> 01:03:09,296 Go on. 636 01:03:13,773 --> 01:03:15,766 It cost me a fortune. 637 01:03:16,027 --> 01:03:19,147 At a public auction, I had to outbid 638 01:03:19,367 --> 01:03:20,859 a Jamaican millionaire. 639 01:03:21,121 --> 01:03:24,662 It's better than Etruscan vases or Egyptian pots! 640 01:03:24,878 --> 01:03:29,922 I've the finest "objets d'art" of the Orient and Europe 641 01:03:30,388 --> 01:03:32,802 that honor the woman and love! 642 01:03:33,686 --> 01:03:35,097 You do love D�Annunzio? 643 01:03:35,982 --> 01:03:39,101 Of course! Pardon, is the station nearby? 644 01:03:39,321 --> 01:03:42,236 I dreamt of him. He said: 645 01:03:43,495 --> 01:03:44,952 ''Xavier... '' 646 01:03:45,208 --> 01:03:47,667 "Remember the greenhouses!" 647 01:03:47,879 --> 01:03:49,416 What greenhouses? 648 01:03:50,467 --> 01:03:51,457 Quiet! 649 01:03:56,228 --> 01:03:58,312 You shall see, my friend, 650 01:03:58,482 --> 01:04:00,941 the splendor of my greenhouses. 651 01:04:01,195 --> 01:04:03,905 The most beautiful orchids in the world, 652 01:04:05,286 --> 01:04:07,404 with petals like flesh. 653 01:04:11,631 --> 01:04:13,965 It sounded like their patrol cycle. 654 01:04:14,219 --> 01:04:17,966 They come and go. Always checking! 655 01:04:18,227 --> 01:04:19,889 Day and night! 656 01:04:20,147 --> 01:04:21,854 Goddamn them! 657 01:04:22,109 --> 01:04:23,099 What�s this? 658 01:04:23,319 --> 01:04:25,277 Ah, you remember! 659 01:04:26,033 --> 01:04:31,407 I invented it while still in school. But the Japanese stole my idea. 660 01:04:31,961 --> 01:04:32,997 Typical. 661 01:04:33,255 --> 01:04:36,796 Automatic vibrators, 3000 r. p.m. 662 01:04:37,012 --> 01:04:39,471 With this the woman goes crazy. 663 01:04:39,683 --> 01:04:41,471 She screeches like an eagle. 664 01:04:41,645 --> 01:04:44,138 It's paradise for her. 665 01:04:48,116 --> 01:04:49,152 Be still! 666 01:04:49,452 --> 01:04:52,161 Let's see if you have the courage! 667 01:04:52,373 --> 01:04:53,534 Come on! 668 01:04:53,751 --> 01:04:57,794 I'd love to see you fry on the high-tension wires! 669 01:04:58,844 --> 01:05:02,510 Or better still, impaled on the spires of the main gate. 670 01:05:02,726 --> 01:05:06,267 Unfortunately, I had them designed like phalluses. 671 01:05:06,483 --> 01:05:07,690 Grave mistake! 672 01:05:08,403 --> 01:05:09,769 Yes... 673 01:05:10,574 --> 01:05:15,915 My heart breaks when I think that my house, over 50 years old, 674 01:05:16,210 --> 01:05:20,878 almost built with my own hands and baptized "My Temple" 675 01:05:21,135 --> 01:05:23,219 must be demolished. 676 01:05:24,016 --> 01:05:26,680 Dem-o-li-tion! 677 01:05:28,315 --> 01:05:30,649 Dem-o-li-tion! 678 01:05:30,861 --> 01:05:32,945 Dem-O-li-tion... Bitches! 679 01:05:33,951 --> 01:05:35,567 Why demolition? 680 01:05:36,163 --> 01:05:39,283 Laws decreed by our new rulers. 681 01:05:39,503 --> 01:05:41,791 Those hoodlum ''lesbishes''. 682 01:05:42,007 --> 01:05:44,250 They want a sick world. 683 01:05:44,470 --> 01:05:47,088 But they don't know me. I shoot! 684 01:05:47,351 --> 01:05:52,224 I have guns, dogs, high-tension. And faithful friends. 685 01:05:52,777 --> 01:05:54,519 Yes, but I must... 686 01:05:54,739 --> 01:05:56,857 I have a fortress here! 687 01:05:57,912 --> 01:06:02,284 By Hercules, I must dress... for the party. Wait here. 688 01:06:02,504 --> 01:06:04,041 I can't stay... 689 01:06:04,299 --> 01:06:08,011 I'll drive you back tomorrow, wherever you like. 690 01:06:08,599 --> 01:06:10,887 You have to see my orchids. 691 01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:35,103 3000 r.p.m. 692 01:06:40,658 --> 01:06:43,448 How the hell does it stop? 693 01:06:45,124 --> 01:06:46,536 Will you stop! 694 01:06:47,587 --> 01:06:50,582 Idiot! You're gaining speed! 695 01:06:57,606 --> 01:06:59,815 Quiet! Cool it. 696 01:07:54,712 --> 01:07:56,500 ''Mother.'' 697 01:09:12,732 --> 01:09:14,770 Let me dig him out. 698 01:09:14,986 --> 01:09:17,604 Find him with my own hands. 699 01:09:19,829 --> 01:09:24,999 Oh good God, what have you here? 700 01:09:25,214 --> 01:09:26,705 What is it? 701 01:09:29,681 --> 01:09:33,597 Let me dig him out. Find him with ... 702 01:09:48,382 --> 01:09:50,921 Turn around how? 703 01:09:51,137 --> 01:09:53,175 Like this? Is this good? 704 01:09:53,433 --> 01:09:55,221 But I'll fall! 705 01:09:56,814 --> 01:10:00,025 Ah, like that... like that! 706 01:10:00,237 --> 01:10:01,945 Oh, yes, yes... 707 01:10:11,550 --> 01:10:13,759 No... too much. 708 01:10:14,681 --> 01:10:16,138 That's enough. 709 01:10:17,102 --> 01:10:18,434 I beg you. 710 01:10:19,189 --> 01:10:21,934 Stop... stop. 711 01:10:23,238 --> 01:10:28,407 No, no, no... More! More! More! 712 01:10:38,976 --> 01:10:42,221 You had enough orgasm. Now I want orgasm. 713 01:10:42,483 --> 01:10:44,020 A 15-minute orgasm. 714 01:10:44,236 --> 01:10:45,852 I want orgasm twice. 715 01:10:46,073 --> 01:10:48,817 To "orgasm" or "orgasimize"? 716 01:10:48,995 --> 01:10:50,406 To come. 717 01:10:55,424 --> 01:10:59,215 You had enough orgasm. Now I want orgasm... 718 01:11:11,746 --> 01:11:13,955 Who are you? 719 01:11:15,836 --> 01:11:17,043 Let's try here. 720 01:11:18,215 --> 01:11:20,925 I'll eat him! 721 01:11:22,849 --> 01:11:25,388 Don't think so? 722 01:11:41,550 --> 01:11:42,791 Your turn! 723 01:11:42,970 --> 01:11:45,007 Oh, Mommy... 724 01:11:45,517 --> 01:11:48,135 Mummy... Mother... 725 01:11:53,114 --> 01:11:57,532 She was Ula Bula. She sang when she loved. 726 01:12:35,276 --> 01:12:36,767 Still more! 727 01:12:40,327 --> 01:12:42,320 Look how many! 728 01:12:48,759 --> 01:12:52,175 My dear friend, you're really extraordinary. 729 01:12:52,390 --> 01:12:53,882 How did you manage? 730 01:12:54,061 --> 01:12:57,977 Want to hear them all together? The dear ladies? 731 01:14:10,953 --> 01:14:12,740 Elena! You, in here? 732 01:14:12,957 --> 01:14:13,992 Aren't you? 733 01:14:14,752 --> 01:14:17,086 My train was stuck in the country. 734 01:14:17,298 --> 01:14:19,666 I wanted to phone. 735 01:14:19,887 --> 01:14:23,222 - I'd have called anyway. - I was out. 736 01:14:24,269 --> 01:14:25,055 How come? 737 01:14:26,107 --> 01:14:28,100 Isban Isbarashi! 738 01:14:28,319 --> 01:14:29,981 Let us begin. 739 01:14:30,197 --> 01:14:34,820 We cannot disappoint our faithful friends. 740 01:14:35,749 --> 01:14:38,994 Beautiful lady, join the celebration 741 01:14:39,214 --> 01:14:41,798 for my ten thousandth conquest. 742 01:14:42,011 --> 01:14:44,003 Everyone's waiting. 743 01:14:44,181 --> 01:14:46,139 Come... 744 01:14:46,394 --> 01:14:49,059 You too, dear Snaporaz. 745 01:15:15,448 --> 01:15:19,035 Best wishes, Dr. Z�berkock. 746 01:15:56,023 --> 01:15:58,061 You find her beautiful? 747 01:16:19,651 --> 01:16:23,067 Wait, my friends, before applauding. 748 01:16:23,241 --> 01:16:25,073 My sweet fianc�e 749 01:16:25,244 --> 01:16:28,580 would like to perform something for you. 750 01:16:28,960 --> 01:16:31,419 Concentration... 751 01:16:31,632 --> 01:16:32,964 Impossible. 752 01:16:44,572 --> 01:16:45,904 Don't upset hi m. 753 01:16:46,116 --> 01:16:50,079 I'd do it for you, but I don't know how. 754 01:16:50,875 --> 01:16:53,084 - Do what? - You'll see. 755 01:16:55,843 --> 01:16:56,924 Music. 756 01:17:22,518 --> 01:17:26,105 Where will these gold pieces end up? 757 01:17:53,408 --> 01:17:56,403 An Oriental art practiced by many courtesans. 758 01:17:56,623 --> 01:17:58,866 It's Zen-Sex. 759 01:17:59,294 --> 01:18:00,330 Want to try? 760 01:18:01,632 --> 01:18:02,839 Another one. 761 01:18:12,653 --> 01:18:13,689 Silence. 762 01:18:13,947 --> 01:18:15,609 Give me your necklace. 763 01:18:17,495 --> 01:18:20,409 She does it with pearls too! 764 01:18:49,763 --> 01:18:51,881 You happy? Happy now? 765 01:18:56,108 --> 01:18:59,603 Ten thousand candles. I will try. 766 01:19:01,994 --> 01:19:03,405 All of them! 767 01:19:47,370 --> 01:19:49,579 How about those? 768 01:20:00,310 --> 01:20:01,597 IS he mad? 769 01:20:04,068 --> 01:20:05,229 Swine! 770 01:20:06,071 --> 01:20:08,611 No, it's not what you think! 771 01:20:14,713 --> 01:20:17,297 Look here my friends. 772 01:20:18,303 --> 01:20:20,010 It was champagne! 773 01:20:22,351 --> 01:20:27,476 D'Annunzio writes: "Oh, sinuous female forms 774 01:20:27,695 --> 01:20:31,691 "coiled like the spirals of a white serpent 775 01:20:31,953 --> 01:20:34,412 "Oh, maiden, how imperceptibly 776 01:20:34,625 --> 01:20:40,296 "you turn the byplay of love into a surging fire 777 01:20:42,389 --> 01:20:43,596 ''Drink of me... 778 01:20:43,809 --> 01:20:47,304 ''I am the wine that inebriates�' 779 01:20:48,984 --> 01:20:50,476 Friends... 780 01:20:50,863 --> 01:20:53,322 Midst all this merrymaking, 781 01:20:53,535 --> 01:20:55,823 I feel great sadness 782 01:20:56,081 --> 01:20:57,322 'tis a bitter cake. 783 01:20:57,543 --> 01:21:01,130 Because you pissed on it, you slob! 784 01:21:01,508 --> 01:21:02,874 It's not that... 785 01:21:03,094 --> 01:21:04,255 Then why? 786 01:21:06,559 --> 01:21:10,522 Because it's time to say farewell to women. 787 01:21:10,984 --> 01:21:12,726 All women. 788 01:21:12,988 --> 01:21:15,231 To the woman of the poet. 789 01:21:15,409 --> 01:21:16,820 The true woman. 790 01:21:17,036 --> 01:21:19,120 To my woman. 791 01:21:27,347 --> 01:21:28,633 At least tell me... 792 01:21:28,851 --> 01:21:30,683 Only you can go to parties? 793 01:21:30,896 --> 01:21:33,436 This lady also likes 794 01:21:34,110 --> 01:21:36,774 to enjoy her liberty! 795 01:21:37,033 --> 01:21:39,492 Thanks for showing me how! 796 01:21:41,207 --> 01:21:42,163 Let's go away. 797 01:21:42,375 --> 01:21:44,868 I get depressed at home. 798 01:21:45,715 --> 01:21:48,333 I ran into my singing teacher. 799 01:21:49,932 --> 01:21:53,268 Excuse me, sir, but I'm talking to my psychoanalyst. 800 01:21:53,438 --> 01:21:56,273 Go right ahead, I'm not... 801 01:21:57,403 --> 01:21:59,441 What are you doing here? 802 01:21:59,658 --> 01:22:01,149 You vagabond! 803 01:22:02,997 --> 01:22:04,613 Loredana. 804 01:22:06,629 --> 01:22:08,838 Look who�s here! 805 01:22:11,554 --> 01:22:13,888 Your button's coming loose. 806 01:22:14,435 --> 01:22:16,017 Come, I'll fix it. 807 01:22:19,403 --> 01:22:21,019 I'll be right there, Elena! 808 01:22:30,172 --> 01:22:31,835 I keep everything in here. 809 01:22:32,093 --> 01:22:33,504 So I see. 810 01:22:34,764 --> 01:22:37,223 You're sweet, you remind me... 811 01:22:37,437 --> 01:22:38,848 It's incredible. 812 01:22:39,106 --> 01:22:42,067 You're the spitting image of a showgirl who... 813 01:22:42,279 --> 01:22:43,235 I'm her daughter. 814 01:22:44,325 --> 01:22:49,039 - She was my mother. - There were two very pretty... 815 01:22:49,250 --> 01:22:50,411 Yes, my aunt. 816 01:22:50,586 --> 01:22:52,373 The Smash Duo. 817 01:22:53,759 --> 01:22:56,673 The Smash Duo! What memories! 818 01:22:58,476 --> 01:22:59,808 And you're a feminist? 819 01:23:00,437 --> 01:23:01,724 Naturally. 820 01:23:03,109 --> 01:23:05,443 How could I not be? 821 01:23:11,458 --> 01:23:13,245 Why do you come here? 822 01:23:13,420 --> 01:23:15,834 That's a secret. 823 01:23:21,267 --> 01:23:23,476 You got yourself into a mess. 824 01:23:24,148 --> 01:23:26,060 I feel better. Want to talk? 825 01:23:26,277 --> 01:23:27,859 No, thanks anyway. 826 01:23:28,907 --> 01:23:31,867 Tell me... Why am I in a mess? 827 01:23:33,582 --> 01:23:35,289 Adieu woman! 828 01:23:35,503 --> 01:23:39,875 Oh, what war, what peace, what land, what sea, 829 01:23:40,137 --> 01:23:42,345 you were for me 830 01:23:42,558 --> 01:23:46,804 Water and fire, all is desire 831 01:23:47,023 --> 01:23:49,392 And when I pray 832 01:23:49,571 --> 01:23:52,907 'tis you I implore 833 01:23:53,953 --> 01:23:56,241 Adieu... 834 01:23:57,168 --> 01:24:00,413 Eyes so imperious 835 01:24:00,591 --> 01:24:03,961 Knees so mysterious 836 01:24:04,389 --> 01:24:07,725 To you, I say adieu! 837 01:24:08,189 --> 01:24:10,523 Adieu... 838 01:24:10,902 --> 01:24:14,443 Oh navel so compelling 839 01:24:14,783 --> 01:24:18,905 You were the dwelling 840 01:24:19,167 --> 01:24:22,879 of my dying lips 841 01:24:26,263 --> 01:24:27,344 Yes, I'm drinking. 842 01:24:27,516 --> 01:24:30,636 My fifth. Or sixth or tenth. 843 01:24:30,855 --> 01:24:34,225 I don't know but I've no intention of stopping. 844 01:24:34,445 --> 01:24:36,654 What a bore you are. 845 01:24:36,866 --> 01:24:39,611 And yet your friends consider you witty. 846 01:24:39,830 --> 01:24:42,870 One who sees the brighter side of life. 847 01:24:46,635 --> 01:24:50,472 But did you ever force yourself to make me smile? 848 01:24:51,561 --> 01:24:54,647 To make me a part of things, as a true friend? 849 01:24:54,858 --> 01:24:55,894 Never! 850 01:24:59,367 --> 01:25:01,451 It wouldn't hurt to try, 851 01:25:01,621 --> 01:25:05,958 at least once, before everything turns to shit! 852 01:25:08,467 --> 01:25:11,928 But he's too busy with crossword puzzles 853 01:25:12,182 --> 01:25:14,846 and mystery stories, with his waistline, 854 01:25:15,062 --> 01:25:17,852 his homeopathic cures, acupuncture... 855 01:25:18,110 --> 01:25:22,858 Maybe a little puncture down there would do you good, huh? 856 01:25:23,286 --> 01:25:24,994 How considerate you are. 857 01:25:25,248 --> 01:25:27,491 Listen, Elena, don't you ... 858 01:25:28,963 --> 01:25:30,454 Oh, sorry... 859 01:25:53,802 --> 01:25:59,017 Remember when you used to place little notes under my pillow? 860 01:25:59,896 --> 01:26:01,512 Did you love me then? 861 01:26:02,651 --> 01:26:03,858 Did you? 862 01:26:05,072 --> 01:26:07,235 Answer me! 863 01:26:11,083 --> 01:26:13,371 Why do I even bother asking? 864 01:26:13,588 --> 01:26:16,252 You never listen to me. 865 01:26:16,760 --> 01:26:19,926 He never once listened to me! 866 01:26:21,477 --> 01:26:23,561 He's mum. 867 01:26:24,650 --> 01:26:25,982 Look at hi m. 868 01:26:26,612 --> 01:26:27,978 He won't talk. 869 01:26:28,240 --> 01:26:31,326 You shouldn't talk when you're like this! 870 01:26:36,630 --> 01:26:39,670 Do you realize how empty my life is? 871 01:26:39,887 --> 01:26:41,971 Has it ever dawned on you? 872 01:26:42,349 --> 01:26:45,719 Was I ever able to talk about me 873 01:26:46,608 --> 01:26:50,479 without you making a face or fidgeting? 874 01:26:53,037 --> 01:26:56,578 What important exchange have we had in all these years? 875 01:26:57,169 --> 01:26:58,410 None. 876 01:26:58,755 --> 01:27:00,497 Never! 877 01:27:00,634 --> 01:27:02,376 Never anything! 878 01:27:06,394 --> 01:27:08,637 Only when you're far away, 879 01:27:08,857 --> 01:27:13,150 do you feel the need to call up, and chat. 880 01:27:13,407 --> 01:27:15,400 I'm your refuge. 881 01:27:15,620 --> 01:27:17,863 But I wasn't made for that! 882 01:27:18,083 --> 01:27:20,497 I'm sorry, it's not enough! 883 01:27:20,671 --> 01:27:24,714 You had your mother for that. I'm not your mother! 884 01:27:25,806 --> 01:27:27,013 Quiet... 885 01:27:32,777 --> 01:27:35,612 Must you do this to me? 886 01:27:46,803 --> 01:27:48,715 Calm down, please. 887 01:27:49,433 --> 01:27:51,801 It's not as bad as you make it. 888 01:27:52,021 --> 01:27:55,608 You're exaggerating. We haven't come to such odds. 889 01:27:56,321 --> 01:27:59,235 We've been through difficult moments before. 890 01:28:02,165 --> 01:28:04,453 We'll grow old together. 891 01:28:05,129 --> 01:28:06,711 I won't leave you. 892 01:28:09,470 --> 01:28:11,212 You won't? 893 01:28:11,599 --> 01:28:12,806 But I will! 894 01:28:13,018 --> 01:28:14,601 Asshole. 895 01:28:15,189 --> 01:28:17,477 Grow old with you? 896 01:28:17,945 --> 01:28:19,777 To be your nursemaid? 897 01:28:20,616 --> 01:28:22,984 Tend to all your ills? 898 01:28:23,204 --> 01:28:28,202 Clean your bedpans, and put up with your whims? 899 01:28:28,923 --> 01:28:31,541 There's a fountain... you'll fall in! 900 01:28:31,719 --> 01:28:33,552 I'm better Off alone. 901 01:28:34,475 --> 01:28:39,690 Do you know what you've turned me into? I'm a nonentity. 902 01:28:40,695 --> 01:28:42,653 Do I still exist? 903 01:28:42,949 --> 01:28:46,695 Go on, say it that I don't exist. 904 01:28:46,872 --> 01:28:50,242 Don't you think I worry about our situation? 905 01:28:50,505 --> 01:28:52,748 About shedding some light on it? 906 01:28:52,926 --> 01:28:55,043 Let's not torture each other. 907 01:28:57,977 --> 01:28:59,343 Shed some light? 908 01:29:01,025 --> 01:29:03,108 He wants to "shed light". 909 01:29:04,155 --> 01:29:05,863 Then let's shed, sir. 910 01:29:06,075 --> 01:29:09,036 Shed away! 911 01:29:33,585 --> 01:29:35,919 Silly, you don't know how to do it. 912 01:29:45,065 --> 01:29:48,606 There may still be a chance, if you wanted. 913 01:29:49,072 --> 01:29:53,786 Or are we too old to be young again, you and I? 914 01:29:58,005 --> 01:29:59,871 The police! Police! 915 01:30:01,804 --> 01:30:03,842 Wake up, Krisha. The police! 916 01:30:04,684 --> 01:30:07,804 - Your Residence Permit? - A new gorilla? 917 01:30:07,982 --> 01:30:13,823 Though my hearts brims with desire, I say... 918 01:30:15,371 --> 01:30:18,035 Adieu! 919 01:30:21,632 --> 01:30:23,670 Good evening, one and all! 920 01:30:23,845 --> 01:30:25,586 Dr. Z�berkock, my respects. 921 01:30:25,807 --> 01:30:28,721 Forgive me for interrupting like this 922 01:30:28,896 --> 01:30:32,483 but the owner of the house, illegally built 923 01:30:32,694 --> 01:30:35,063 and subject to demolition, 924 01:30:35,283 --> 01:30:38,072 is aware, correct me otherwise, 925 01:30:38,288 --> 01:30:39,780 that all parties 926 01:30:39,958 --> 01:30:42,167 must terminate at 11. 30 pm. 927 01:30:42,379 --> 01:30:44,667 You've only a few minutes left. 928 01:30:45,761 --> 01:30:47,673 My beautiful Inspector, 929 01:30:47,848 --> 01:30:50,967 your presence does honor my house. 930 01:30:51,187 --> 01:30:52,474 May I ...? 931 01:30:52,690 --> 01:30:56,402 At 8 am tomorrow you will report to Lt. Myrna. 932 01:30:56,656 --> 01:31:00,117 She wants to know why you fired upon 933 01:31:00,329 --> 01:31:02,071 innocent schoolgirls this morning. 934 01:31:02,291 --> 01:31:04,830 Little cub! Identification, please! 935 01:31:05,004 --> 01:31:07,497 What the...? You're a policewoman? 936 01:31:10,014 --> 01:31:11,721 I shot in the air. 937 01:31:11,892 --> 01:31:14,101 I have witnesses. 938 01:31:14,313 --> 01:31:16,055 You�re a little soft. 939 01:31:16,276 --> 01:31:19,897 What's this I feel that wriggles like an eel? 940 01:31:20,784 --> 01:31:23,528 It's limp. It hangs at 6.30. 941 01:31:25,501 --> 01:31:27,789 Elena! My love! 942 01:31:27,964 --> 01:31:29,250 Francesca! 943 01:31:29,633 --> 01:31:30,794 Darling! 944 01:31:31,512 --> 01:31:32,502 I'll dress myself! 945 01:31:32,723 --> 01:31:35,432 Now I make a report: 946 01:31:35,687 --> 01:31:39,808 Why are you here? And when will you go away? 947 01:31:40,696 --> 01:31:43,110 Another motorcycle ride? 948 01:31:55,056 --> 01:31:57,675 You're guilty of mistreating minors 949 01:31:57,895 --> 01:32:00,388 but thanks to Elena, we'll not arrest you. 950 01:32:01,276 --> 01:32:02,517 They were minors? 951 01:32:03,071 --> 01:32:06,737 I'm guilty of having mistreated poor little girls? 952 01:32:06,912 --> 01:32:08,278 Yes, little girls! 953 01:32:15,302 --> 01:32:17,920 What have I signed, sweet enchantress? 954 01:32:18,140 --> 01:32:22,763 The report concerning your dog's aggressiveness and subsequent death. 955 01:32:24,778 --> 01:32:27,146 Dr. Z�berkock, you know very well 956 01:32:27,366 --> 01:32:30,202 you can't keep dogs like that 957 01:32:30,414 --> 01:32:32,246 without special permission. 958 01:32:32,793 --> 01:32:35,002 One attacked a guard, and was killed. 959 01:32:35,924 --> 01:32:36,834 Ladies... 960 01:32:37,844 --> 01:32:39,711 Our humble respects. 961 01:32:40,724 --> 01:32:44,811 I'm sorry, but the Stationmaster is better than you. 962 01:32:47,194 --> 01:32:49,187 They killed Italo! 963 01:32:49,867 --> 01:32:52,952 The dog I loved most. 964 01:32:53,080 --> 01:32:55,164 Whores! Murderers! 965 01:32:55,376 --> 01:32:57,960 Three of you for every dog killed! 966 01:32:59,676 --> 01:33:01,133 Italo... 967 01:33:05,770 --> 01:33:08,560 What harm did he ever do, 968 01:33:09,194 --> 01:33:11,778 this faithful friend? 969 01:33:41,921 --> 01:33:45,007 What's happening tonight, anyway? 970 01:33:48,475 --> 01:33:51,310 I feel storms in my belly. 971 01:33:51,481 --> 01:33:54,691 Love is beautiful when it's storming. 972 01:33:55,196 --> 01:33:56,937 Right, Krisha? 973 01:33:57,742 --> 01:34:00,736 Signorina, have you seen my wife anywhere? 974 01:34:00,999 --> 01:34:03,834 I've seen many wives since I work for Dr. Z�berkock. 975 01:34:04,004 --> 01:34:08,001 A woman in a red dress, seated there. 976 01:34:09,306 --> 01:34:12,266 The lady went to sleep. She's upstairs. 977 01:34:12,437 --> 01:34:15,101 Not SO loud! 978 01:34:17,946 --> 01:34:20,485 You see what they did to your boy? 979 01:34:25,502 --> 01:34:27,084 My sweet Mommy... 980 01:34:31,221 --> 01:34:33,178 You're my true love... 981 01:34:38,401 --> 01:34:40,017 My little girl ... 982 01:34:41,491 --> 01:34:43,483 My sweetheart. 983 01:34:46,875 --> 01:34:47,956 Mamushka... 984 01:34:52,969 --> 01:34:56,761 Good night. Sweet dreams, 985 01:34:56,977 --> 01:34:59,140 my precious Mommy. 986 01:35:05,618 --> 01:35:07,986 Close all the lights. 987 01:35:08,164 --> 01:35:10,202 Close up everything. 988 01:35:11,379 --> 01:35:13,918 No one lives here anymore. 989 01:35:19,060 --> 01:35:20,551 I keep thinking 990 01:35:20,813 --> 01:35:24,560 that our dear Xavier should get married. 991 01:35:25,698 --> 01:35:27,906 One needs a woman, my boy. 992 01:35:31,040 --> 01:35:34,126 A house should always have a woman. 993 01:35:34,338 --> 01:35:37,504 "A house without a woman", 994 01:35:37,762 --> 01:35:39,846 they say in my parts, 995 01:35:40,099 --> 01:35:44,813 "is like the sea without a Siren." 996 01:35:48,031 --> 01:35:50,069 Don't you agree with me? 997 01:36:04,353 --> 01:36:05,434 This was... 998 01:36:05,730 --> 01:36:08,064 the nice surprise 999 01:36:08,235 --> 01:36:12,403 that Dr. Xavier had prepared for you. 1000 01:36:15,289 --> 01:36:19,161 Raina and Vessilas. Two darlings. 1001 01:36:19,381 --> 01:36:21,499 You can begin. 1002 01:36:21,760 --> 01:36:23,126 We're not ready! 1003 01:36:23,388 --> 01:36:24,879 Sit down, Signora. 1004 01:36:25,267 --> 01:36:27,430 Sit down, sit! 1005 01:36:28,481 --> 01:36:30,940 We're here to applaud you. 1006 01:36:44,468 --> 01:36:48,465 Look, my boy. They have skin that glows. 1007 01:37:09,182 --> 01:37:11,048 Come, they're dancing! 1008 01:37:31,598 --> 01:37:32,839 Fred Astaire. 1009 01:39:03,394 --> 01:39:04,510 The lights went out! 1010 01:39:04,729 --> 01:39:07,222 It's better in the dark! 1011 01:39:09,155 --> 01:39:10,612 And that other song that went... 1012 01:39:12,619 --> 01:39:15,033 We're prettier by candlelight. 1013 01:39:15,291 --> 01:39:18,411 You dance so well ... Such class! 1014 01:39:21,928 --> 01:39:23,169 Remember? 1015 01:39:25,977 --> 01:39:27,093 My son, 1016 01:39:27,647 --> 01:39:31,142 the night has begun. 1017 01:39:31,988 --> 01:39:35,530 And with each new night, the great journey begins. 1018 01:39:35,746 --> 01:39:40,164 Do you know where I go every single night? 1019 01:39:40,546 --> 01:39:42,253 TO him! 1020 01:39:42,424 --> 01:39:45,919 To my great, my one and only love! 1021 01:39:46,682 --> 01:39:51,771 Remember that actress, always wrapped in furs with sensuous lips? 1022 01:39:52,026 --> 01:39:55,065 Once we stole her poster from the movie house 1023 01:39:55,282 --> 01:39:58,617 and took turns each night. What royal jackoffs! 1024 01:40:20,203 --> 01:40:22,116 What a beautiful nightshirt. 1025 01:40:22,332 --> 01:40:26,705 The Master's father slept in it, and his father before hi m. 1026 01:40:26,966 --> 01:40:30,336 And tonight you'll sleep in it too. 1027 01:40:31,181 --> 01:40:34,142 This was their room. 1028 01:40:34,354 --> 01:40:38,270 Someone must always sleep here, or else they'll come. 1029 01:40:38,487 --> 01:40:41,071 But with an onion by your side, 1030 01:40:41,284 --> 01:40:43,572 you will sleep till morningtide. 1031 01:40:43,788 --> 01:40:46,202 But I don't want to sleep! 1032 01:40:47,253 --> 01:40:48,539 "Peel the lady 1033 01:40:48,757 --> 01:40:50,498 ''made of fruit.'' 1034 01:40:50,718 --> 01:40:55,056 "With 3 apples 'neath his bed The ugly voices took and fled." 1035 01:40:55,268 --> 01:40:58,354 "Dream of bliss And the Moon Maid's kiss." 1036 01:40:58,566 --> 01:41:00,103 Let's question him, girls! 1037 01:41:00,319 --> 01:41:01,355 Are you in love? 1038 01:41:01,572 --> 01:41:03,313 How old are you? 1039 01:41:04,494 --> 01:41:05,905 Own up, how old? 1040 01:41:06,206 --> 01:41:08,574 I hit fifty, but I'm still nifty! 1041 01:41:38,390 --> 01:41:39,301 Go, Snaporaz! 1042 01:41:39,475 --> 01:41:42,265 He's off to a good start! 1043 01:41:42,440 --> 01:41:44,477 Listen to the wind, 1044 01:41:44,986 --> 01:41:48,732 and all the Secrets it tells. 1045 01:41:49,160 --> 01:41:50,618 Thank you, that'll do. 1046 01:41:50,830 --> 01:41:53,539 Dream, dream, pretty boy. 1047 01:41:53,751 --> 01:41:55,664 A great woman 1048 01:41:56,131 --> 01:41:58,419 weaves your destiny. 1049 01:41:58,636 --> 01:42:03,225 Dream of me, the prettiest who satisfies every whim. 1050 01:42:04,689 --> 01:42:06,555 Good night, it's late. 1051 01:42:07,486 --> 01:42:08,727 Look at me... 1052 01:42:24,559 --> 01:42:27,599 Good night, Daddy Longlegs. And remember: 1053 01:42:27,815 --> 01:42:30,729 "Shut your eyes right away" 1054 01:42:30,946 --> 01:42:32,313 "And heed not what the voices say." 1055 01:42:33,451 --> 01:42:34,783 Oh, we're stuck! 1056 01:42:35,705 --> 01:42:38,915 Choosing between you two is no easy matter. 1057 01:42:43,261 --> 01:42:45,299 Wait! Don't go yet. 1058 01:42:45,515 --> 01:42:48,304 There's one little thing. Come closer. 1059 01:42:48,854 --> 01:42:50,311 Good night. 1060 01:42:53,572 --> 01:42:54,437 Listen... 1061 01:42:55,576 --> 01:42:57,113 It's important. 1062 01:43:04,675 --> 01:43:07,590 What do you want? 1063 01:43:48,548 --> 01:43:50,211 I want to make love! 1064 01:43:50,427 --> 01:43:51,508 Make love! 1065 01:43:51,930 --> 01:43:53,638 But it's raining... 1066 01:43:54,601 --> 01:43:56,389 Quiet. We're guests. 1067 01:44:16,810 --> 01:44:18,221 Shame! 1068 01:44:18,438 --> 01:44:21,147 Look what your whores have done to you. 1069 01:44:48,327 --> 01:44:49,363 Well? 1070 01:44:50,455 --> 01:44:51,571 Well what? 1071 01:44:52,042 --> 01:44:52,953 You�re dead! 1072 01:44:53,252 --> 01:44:55,916 I'm tired. I've been traveling. 1073 01:44:56,509 --> 01:44:58,296 I thought we were separated. 1074 01:46:54,937 --> 01:46:57,179 It's freezing up here. 1075 01:46:57,650 --> 01:46:58,766 How much longer...? 1076 01:46:59,111 --> 01:47:02,072 There! He stuck his head Out. 1077 01:47:03,244 --> 01:47:05,658 Who are you? What are you doing here? 1078 01:47:11,634 --> 01:47:12,795 Hi there! 1079 01:47:13,012 --> 01:47:14,549 Hey, Snaporaz! 1080 01:47:27,915 --> 01:47:31,376 Rosina, Rosina, she quenches my thirst 1081 01:47:31,588 --> 01:47:34,754 The girl with the most, and also the first 1082 01:48:05,067 --> 01:48:06,103 It tickles! 1083 01:48:13,833 --> 01:48:16,042 I'll call your mother. Stop it! 1084 01:48:18,759 --> 01:48:19,920 I'm working. 1085 01:48:20,637 --> 01:48:24,224 Want a good smack? You'll get it all right! 1086 01:48:24,604 --> 01:48:25,594 Come here. 1087 01:48:45,601 --> 01:48:46,842 Look who�s here! 1088 01:48:47,479 --> 01:48:49,642 Will you look who's here 1089 01:48:49,816 --> 01:48:51,854 Remember the lovely fishmonger? 1090 01:48:52,906 --> 01:48:56,197 Oh, how we sighed, how we cried 1091 01:49:02,006 --> 01:49:04,465 Take a look at this fish! 1092 01:49:05,011 --> 01:49:09,349 Eat my fish and you'll make love till you're a hundred. 1093 01:49:11,482 --> 01:49:13,349 The fish lady from San Leo! 1094 01:49:13,903 --> 01:49:15,611 The eyes of a wildcat. 1095 01:49:15,782 --> 01:49:17,819 Had I been a fish! 1096 01:49:19,956 --> 01:49:22,199 She was like a dream 1097 01:49:22,460 --> 01:49:24,578 In the dark, she was a shark! 1098 01:49:24,798 --> 01:49:27,543 Good-bye! Oh, the nurse... 1099 01:49:27,846 --> 01:49:29,007 from the health resort. 1100 01:49:29,223 --> 01:49:31,682 Let me see the nurse. 1101 01:49:34,608 --> 01:49:36,692 With all those teeth! 1102 01:49:37,572 --> 01:49:39,690 Feeling better today? 1103 01:49:41,705 --> 01:49:45,793 My little bube become big strong fella. 1104 01:49:48,885 --> 01:49:50,251 I wanted to marry her. 1105 01:49:50,555 --> 01:49:53,845 Imagine having a wife who carries you to bed. 1106 01:49:54,896 --> 01:49:56,012 She was German. 1107 01:49:56,232 --> 01:49:57,894 What was your name? 1108 01:50:10,717 --> 01:50:13,210 The most breathtaking, spectacular 1109 01:50:13,514 --> 01:50:16,850 show ever offered to the public: 1110 01:50:17,062 --> 01:50:18,600 The Circle Of Death. 1111 01:50:18,816 --> 01:50:20,979 You won't believe your eyes. 1112 01:50:21,195 --> 01:50:24,611 You won't believe it possible. 1113 01:50:24,827 --> 01:50:27,536 And yet, look what we have here: 1114 01:50:27,749 --> 01:50:29,115 Lyonet! 1115 01:50:29,460 --> 01:50:32,546 The pride and joy of the U.S.A. 1116 01:50:37,976 --> 01:50:41,893 And Ginette Lamour! A Parisian thoroughbred! 1117 01:50:42,109 --> 01:50:44,693 They'll knock you dead! 1118 01:50:44,864 --> 01:50:49,202 Matchless beauty, and unsurpassed courage! 1119 01:50:49,456 --> 01:50:51,540 They risk their lives 1120 01:50:51,751 --> 01:50:54,791 in a terrifying Circle Of Death. 1121 01:50:57,179 --> 01:51:00,014 Look Marcello, see what I see? 1122 01:51:00,226 --> 01:51:02,594 Remember? Way back in '23? 1123 01:51:57,666 --> 01:51:58,907 Wait for me! 1124 01:52:07,100 --> 01:52:09,434 Oh la la, oh la la, 1125 01:52:09,688 --> 01:52:11,976 Oh la la, the cinema! 1126 01:52:12,192 --> 01:52:13,400 The cinema! 1127 01:52:57,485 --> 01:52:59,603 Are you that sure of yourself? 1128 01:52:59,823 --> 01:53:04,868 Do you really think you can read a woman's heart? 1129 01:53:05,250 --> 01:53:06,958 It's too late, Ivan. 1130 01:53:07,838 --> 01:53:11,129 The Ambassador has ordered my re-entry. 1131 01:53:11,302 --> 01:53:15,299 For me, it's already winter! 1132 01:54:22,142 --> 01:54:23,725 The widow on the grave! 1133 01:54:23,938 --> 01:54:27,274 To whose ass I was a Slave! 1134 01:54:28,321 --> 01:54:30,187 You're monotonous, dear Marcello 1135 01:54:30,408 --> 01:54:34,121 A woman, my good fellow, doesn't begin from behind 1136 01:54:34,332 --> 01:54:36,073 Behind, behind 1137 01:54:36,252 --> 01:54:37,539 Marcello, 1138 01:54:37,797 --> 01:54:39,915 remember that bordello? 1139 01:54:40,719 --> 01:54:44,260 The "assophile's delight" You became one overnight 1140 01:54:44,518 --> 01:54:46,475 An "Assophile", overnight! 1141 01:56:50,377 --> 01:56:53,041 Hey! Good-bye... farewell! 1142 01:56:57,682 --> 01:57:00,175 Get my coat, Adelina. 1143 01:57:00,353 --> 01:57:02,186 It was cold up there. 1144 01:57:02,399 --> 01:57:03,765 You're crazy. 1145 01:57:03,986 --> 01:57:07,151 At our age one should stay at home! 1146 01:57:11,708 --> 01:57:12,414 The lights? 1147 01:57:12,626 --> 01:57:15,085 We finished before time. 1148 01:57:17,177 --> 01:57:18,884 Where're you going? 1149 01:57:19,222 --> 01:57:20,633 How'll I get down? 1150 01:57:20,892 --> 01:57:23,226 Don't break our gonads! 1151 01:57:58,253 --> 01:58:00,086 I close cage! 1152 01:58:06,142 --> 01:58:08,806 You�re so ridiculous! Ridiculous! 1153 01:58:09,022 --> 01:58:10,012 Listen... 1154 01:58:10,234 --> 01:58:11,725 You forgive? 1155 01:58:15,326 --> 01:58:16,487 Poor thing. 1156 01:58:16,996 --> 01:58:19,866 PROGRESSENCE 1157 01:58:31,940 --> 01:58:33,272 Hello, I ... 1158 01:58:38,619 --> 01:58:40,076 Hey, open up! Open! 1159 01:58:41,291 --> 01:58:42,281 Why pick on...? 1160 01:58:43,420 --> 01:58:44,376 Where am I? 1161 01:58:44,589 --> 01:58:47,800 This was the nicest part. Open up! 1162 01:58:54,190 --> 01:58:56,183 Let's take a look-see. 1163 01:59:02,790 --> 01:59:05,534 He fainted. I knew it... 1164 01:59:07,173 --> 01:59:08,664 Could he be faking it? 1165 01:59:11,347 --> 01:59:14,308 Oh dear, he weighs a ton. He overeats. 1166 01:59:17,274 --> 01:59:19,688 He's too heavy, I'll crack my arm. 1167 01:59:22,410 --> 01:59:24,276 He looks familiar. 1168 01:59:24,747 --> 01:59:26,284 Hold him. 1169 01:59:28,963 --> 01:59:31,251 For a minute I thought... 1170 01:59:31,551 --> 01:59:33,293 This one's much older! 1171 01:59:33,471 --> 01:59:35,930 Signora, I'll leave him here. 1172 01:59:45,452 --> 01:59:46,112 Well? 1173 01:59:47,957 --> 01:59:48,662 Limp! 1174 01:59:48,875 --> 01:59:50,333 I told him: 1175 01:59:50,503 --> 01:59:52,666 stay home, watch TV. 1176 01:59:53,133 --> 01:59:56,594 Ricitelli, Achille, alias Ricky! 1177 01:59:57,224 --> 02:00:00,719 Tower 22! Ring number 7. 1178 02:00:02,609 --> 02:00:04,977 Go to it, boys. Guts! 1179 02:00:05,823 --> 02:00:07,530 You're getting fat. 1180 02:00:09,205 --> 02:00:10,412 I'll have to fine you. 1181 02:00:11,626 --> 02:00:17,046 Honey, I called your wife and sister. I get your silk robe, right? 1182 02:00:17,845 --> 02:00:19,678 You've been called. They're waiting. 1183 02:00:19,849 --> 02:00:21,762 Why me? I'm no Latin lover. 1184 02:00:22,813 --> 02:00:26,148 You tell her. Give me a minute, let me explain. 1185 02:00:26,779 --> 02:00:29,318 No, I'm not going. Leave me! 1186 02:00:29,492 --> 02:00:31,450 I have to write to my wife! 1187 02:00:31,704 --> 02:00:34,288 To my mother! Let go! 1188 02:00:35,587 --> 02:00:38,080 Comrades! Help! 1189 02:00:38,509 --> 02:00:40,251 Why are you here? 1190 02:00:47,192 --> 02:00:48,433 You maintain ... 1191 02:00:49,404 --> 02:00:51,567 that you lost your way? 1192 02:00:54,122 --> 02:00:55,533 Why didn't you go back? 1193 02:00:58,087 --> 02:01:00,330 Great! I even broke my glasses. 1194 02:01:01,009 --> 02:01:04,551 What's the biological difference between male and female? 1195 02:01:05,392 --> 02:01:07,885 Have you ever known the real woman? 1196 02:01:08,148 --> 02:01:10,185 Why do you go prying 1197 02:01:10,402 --> 02:01:12,394 in a world that escapes you? 1198 02:01:12,614 --> 02:01:14,481 Why did you choose to be male? 1199 02:01:14,701 --> 02:01:18,539 Have you explored your feminine component? 1200 02:01:18,792 --> 02:01:21,251 Spadone, Roberto! 1201 02:01:21,547 --> 02:01:24,131 Officially registered: male. 1202 02:01:24,386 --> 02:01:29,305 Specific characteristics: male. Hair: male. 1203 02:01:30,230 --> 02:01:32,062 At your service, Signor Roberto. 1204 02:01:35,073 --> 02:01:37,612 I'll consign it immediately, don't worry. 1205 02:01:37,786 --> 02:01:39,323 Keep it hanging, boys! 1206 02:01:40,625 --> 02:01:41,911 Good luck. 1207 02:01:47,053 --> 02:01:49,216 Come back, Signor Roberto! 1208 02:02:05,003 --> 02:02:08,122 Where do they go? What's over there? 1209 02:02:12,142 --> 02:02:14,851 You tell hi m. Why do they go there? 1210 02:02:15,439 --> 02:02:17,181 To know the ideal woman. 1211 02:02:18,153 --> 02:02:20,146 The woman of your dreams. 1212 02:02:20,365 --> 02:02:21,856 That Undiscovered Lady. 1213 02:02:22,368 --> 02:02:23,906 Describe your orgasm! 1214 02:02:24,622 --> 02:02:26,034 What is this? 1215 02:02:26,251 --> 02:02:28,710 I don't remember. Stop this nonsense! 1216 02:02:30,760 --> 02:02:32,969 Sorry, I really don't remember. 1217 02:02:34,308 --> 02:02:36,140 How can I answer you? 1218 02:02:36,352 --> 02:02:38,595 I'm confused. 1219 02:02:39,192 --> 02:02:41,276 Can't we end it here? 1220 02:02:46,330 --> 02:02:49,119 Let's... let's call it quits. 1221 02:02:49,377 --> 02:02:52,121 Thanks for everything, and "arrivederci", huh? 1222 02:02:52,341 --> 02:02:57,135 Besides, it's cold here. I mean it was fun, but... 1223 02:02:57,351 --> 02:03:00,720 Hold your arm right out. Go on. 1224 02:03:02,860 --> 02:03:03,941 Can't make it? 1225 02:03:04,447 --> 02:03:05,563 You're rickety. 1226 02:03:05,741 --> 02:03:09,908 You've probably never pointed out anything to anyone. 1227 02:03:10,208 --> 02:03:11,745 Mention a woman�s name! 1228 02:03:11,961 --> 02:03:14,797 Immediately! Don't think twice. 1229 02:03:15,008 --> 02:03:16,715 I don't know... Pippo! 1230 02:03:17,137 --> 02:03:18,172 Pippo? 1231 02:03:18,390 --> 02:03:21,680 I said Pippo because... just like that. 1232 02:03:22,146 --> 02:03:23,512 Don't ask me why. 1233 02:03:24,609 --> 02:03:26,602 It's strange, I admit... 1234 02:03:29,743 --> 02:03:31,030 Ring number 4! 1235 02:03:31,622 --> 02:03:33,580 Mataluso, Sabino! 1236 02:03:36,548 --> 02:03:38,256 What? I don�t understand. 1237 02:03:38,427 --> 02:03:39,543 The charges! 1238 02:03:39,721 --> 02:03:42,465 Refuses to answer: "Why are you here?" 1239 02:03:43,227 --> 02:03:46,893 Refuses to answer: "Why did you choose to be a male?" 1240 02:03:47,527 --> 02:03:50,566 Refuses to reveal all he knows. 1241 02:03:50,992 --> 02:03:52,654 He has no ready answers. 1242 02:03:53,204 --> 02:03:56,665 He never gives, nor lends, nor trusts. 1243 02:03:56,878 --> 02:04:00,749 He can't offer a woman true sexual fulfillment. 1244 02:04:00,927 --> 02:04:04,593 He can neither define nor distinguish his feminine component. 1245 02:04:04,768 --> 02:04:06,305 He repeats himself. 1246 02:04:06,562 --> 02:04:08,178 He wears socks in bed. 1247 02:04:08,358 --> 02:04:13,902 He's guilty of being aloof, self-indulgent. 1248 02:04:14,077 --> 02:04:15,534 He pities himself. 1249 02:04:15,663 --> 02:04:17,781 He can't find a way out. 1250 02:04:18,000 --> 02:04:20,960 He's afraid of decisions. He's always mum. 1251 02:04:22,676 --> 02:04:24,417 He's guilty of feeling guilty. 1252 02:04:24,638 --> 02:04:26,379 Takes himself too seriously. 1253 02:04:26,557 --> 02:04:31,271 He's guilty of "maniacal assophilism". 1254 02:04:31,567 --> 02:04:35,904 He cannot commit himself to one woman. 1255 02:04:36,994 --> 02:04:41,867 He deceives himself by imagining an ideal woman. 1256 02:04:42,546 --> 02:04:45,461 He believes that woman are mentally inferior. 1257 02:04:45,635 --> 02:04:49,347 He considers them superior beings. 1258 02:04:49,600 --> 02:04:51,718 He prefers the dark side of the moon. 1259 02:04:53,274 --> 02:04:55,939 He can't justify his aggressiveness, 1260 02:04:56,113 --> 02:05:00,234 his vulgarity, his arrogance towards women. 1261 02:05:00,412 --> 02:05:02,120 He feels lonely... 1262 02:05:15,398 --> 02:05:17,516 Don't kiss me. Keep away. 1263 02:05:17,819 --> 02:05:19,777 This style's becoming. 1264 02:05:20,283 --> 02:05:21,615 You're annoying! 1265 02:05:22,788 --> 02:05:24,120 You were so cute... 1266 02:05:24,373 --> 02:05:25,910 He can't cook. 1267 02:05:26,086 --> 02:05:28,420 And he pees standing up. 1268 02:05:32,931 --> 02:05:35,140 You're free. Go home. 1269 02:05:35,394 --> 02:05:37,351 Well, aren't you happy? 1270 02:05:37,564 --> 02:05:40,684 He's surprised. You didn't expect it, huh? 1271 02:05:45,496 --> 02:05:46,577 Where'll you go? 1272 02:05:52,759 --> 02:05:56,927 Now that I'm free, I'd like to continue and see 1273 02:05:57,351 --> 02:05:59,845 what's beyond there. 1274 02:06:00,315 --> 02:06:03,355 He wants to see. What a nut! 1275 02:06:04,490 --> 02:06:07,359 That's probably what you want me to do. 1276 02:06:09,207 --> 02:06:10,789 Should I call up? 1277 02:06:10,960 --> 02:06:15,003 You were absolutely fantastic! He's done for, isn't he? 1278 02:06:36,132 --> 02:06:37,543 Yes, he's here. 1279 02:06:38,052 --> 02:06:39,293 I'll tell him. 1280 02:06:40,599 --> 02:06:43,593 I knew it! And now what? 1281 02:07:45,093 --> 02:07:48,463 I thank you for considering me worthy of this encounter! 1282 02:07:51,481 --> 02:07:54,725 Although it's a waste of time for me and you. 1283 02:08:07,385 --> 02:08:09,594 Well? What do you want from me? 1284 02:08:10,224 --> 02:08:12,933 You don't like this head? Off it goes! 1285 02:08:14,147 --> 02:08:17,267 My eyes offend you? I won't look. 1286 02:08:36,480 --> 02:08:38,564 Shake her. Break her. 1287 02:08:38,776 --> 02:08:40,564 Find her. Lose her. 1288 02:08:40,780 --> 02:08:42,773 Open her. Close her. Love her. 1289 02:08:42,993 --> 02:08:45,486 Kill her. Remember her. Forget her. 1290 02:08:59,190 --> 02:09:00,806 Go to her! Go to her! 1291 02:09:15,345 --> 02:09:16,552 Yes, I'm going. 1292 02:09:16,805 --> 02:09:18,798 She's got to show up now! 1293 02:09:19,018 --> 02:09:21,432 We'll finally see this ideal which I say 1294 02:09:21,648 --> 02:09:22,684 doesn't exist. 1295 02:09:22,858 --> 02:09:25,476 She's always just beyond, 1296 02:09:25,697 --> 02:09:28,441 always out of reach. 1297 02:09:28,786 --> 02:09:30,244 She's ominous. 1298 02:10:01,388 --> 02:10:05,351 Precision instrument for pecker weights. 1299 02:10:10,655 --> 02:10:12,318 What am I supposed to do up there? 1300 02:10:13,870 --> 02:10:17,707 Make love? With Her? It's profanity! 1301 02:10:23,304 --> 02:10:25,513 It'd be a calamity for me 1302 02:10:25,683 --> 02:10:29,600 if I found that she feels pleasure like the others do. 1303 02:10:30,400 --> 02:10:31,892 He's really going up? 1304 02:10:34,283 --> 02:10:36,070 Poor guy! 1305 02:10:42,674 --> 02:10:45,418 Where am I going? I'll never make it. 1306 02:10:47,891 --> 02:10:49,599 There's no air. 1307 02:10:58,411 --> 02:11:00,779 It's a lifetime I've been up here. 1308 02:11:06,342 --> 02:11:08,380 I could Swear I hear a voice. 1309 02:11:08,596 --> 02:11:10,634 A familiar voice. 1310 02:11:11,017 --> 02:11:15,139 Hang in there, Ole Snaporaz. Go on. 1311 02:11:15,901 --> 02:11:17,939 There's no turning back. 1312 02:11:33,309 --> 02:11:36,931 If you existed, would you be my reward or punishment? 1313 02:11:37,442 --> 02:11:39,024 Please, let me go. 1314 02:11:39,946 --> 02:11:41,563 Have mercy. 1315 02:11:41,784 --> 02:11:45,075 Get me out of this mess. What good am I to you? 1316 02:11:45,290 --> 02:11:48,284 I don't need you, and vice versa. 1317 02:11:50,257 --> 02:11:52,716 Could it be we've already met 1318 02:11:52,929 --> 02:11:55,217 but that I don't recognize you? 1319 02:11:55,433 --> 02:11:56,469 My first love? 1320 02:11:57,354 --> 02:12:00,144 No, you must be somebody new. 1321 02:12:00,318 --> 02:12:04,530 Someone born out of me, as I was born out of... 1322 02:12:04,868 --> 02:12:05,823 Please... 1323 02:12:06,204 --> 02:12:10,200 I beg you, if you exist, if you are, show yourself. 1324 02:12:10,419 --> 02:12:13,209 Now I need you. You must come forth. 1325 02:12:13,425 --> 02:12:15,713 I will close my eyes 1326 02:12:15,930 --> 02:12:17,421 and count up to 7. 1327 02:12:17,684 --> 02:12:20,553 After all, this can't go on. 1328 02:12:21,899 --> 02:12:22,855 All right. 1329 02:12:23,068 --> 02:12:25,983 When I open them, you'll appear... 1330 02:12:27,285 --> 02:12:28,617 near me. 1331 02:12:33,546 --> 02:12:34,332 I'll start counting. 1332 02:13:02,935 --> 02:13:04,927 Finally! 1333 02:13:05,356 --> 02:13:07,473 I was falling asleep. 1334 02:13:07,735 --> 02:13:10,194 Good boy, you won! 1335 02:13:10,406 --> 02:13:14,368 Me too because I was betting on you. 1336 02:13:15,082 --> 02:13:17,496 See that? They're all going away. 1337 02:13:18,797 --> 02:13:22,509 So that you may enjoy your triumph. 1338 02:13:23,807 --> 02:13:26,346 There's the Grand Prize! 1339 02:13:29,400 --> 02:13:32,361 It was Dr. Xavier 1340 02:13:32,614 --> 02:13:36,109 who sent it to you. He's so fond of you! 1341 02:13:36,329 --> 02:13:38,367 Come! Come, my son! 1342 02:13:43,384 --> 02:13:44,842 Don't delay. 1343 02:13:45,054 --> 02:13:47,968 Delay no longer. Hurry! 1344 02:13:48,143 --> 02:13:49,726 Come, come. 1345 02:13:55,449 --> 02:13:56,405 Up there? 1346 02:13:56,659 --> 02:13:59,528 Yes, up there, little boy. 1347 02:14:00,041 --> 02:14:02,250 The Great Woman, long dreamt 1348 02:14:02,754 --> 02:14:05,965 weaves a destiny of joy. 1349 02:17:00,334 --> 02:17:00,993 Who are you? 1350 02:17:02,671 --> 02:17:03,285 Who are you? 1351 02:17:15,946 --> 02:17:16,936 What's eating you? 1352 02:17:18,868 --> 02:17:22,409 You've been mumbling and moaning for two hours. 1353 02:17:23,460 --> 02:17:24,826 What's wrong? 1354 02:17:27,300 --> 02:17:28,165 Your glasses. 92362