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- [MAGGIE] Hey.
- Maggie!
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[MAGGIE] It's only a matter of time
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before George gives you a byline.
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You are so beyond a researcher.
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- We both are.
- Thank you.
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You're more than happy to lap up
the attention when it suits you.
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You're more than happy
basking in my reflection.
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- Should we have sex now?
- Oh, no.
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- I, um... I... I can't do that again.
- What?
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We need to be friends.
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[RICHIE] You think anyone
else knows how good we are?
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Not a chance.
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[DOUG] You know, I haven't have
a boss since I was 16 years old.
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And now I have two,
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and one of them is
Joyce fucking Prigger.
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[CONSTANCE] I've decided to
not move forward with Beyond.
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I need you to come up with more ideas...
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your big Renetti ideas.
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Well, were you fucking wowed tonight?
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I have to defer to Joyce.
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Doug, the answer's no.
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[FUNKY MUSIC FADES]
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[SINGER] ♪ You... ♪
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[JOYCE SIGHS]
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Are you really not gonna
speak to me this entire ride?
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[MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING SOFTLY]
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I'm sorry I vetoed your dance troupe.
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Well, it could've been a revolution.
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Historically, I don't think revolutions
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- involve that much baby oil.
- Okay.
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- Listen, Doug, it wasn't...
- If you say "it wasn't personal"
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- to me one more time, Joyce...
- It wasn't.
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I'm just getting hammered on all sides.
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I mean, Connie kills
my science magazine.
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You murder my sexy boys.
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I'm on the goddamn schneid.
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"Schneid's" a losing streak.
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That's what you call
schmoozing in Sin City...
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cutting international deals
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and bathed in glorious neon
surrounded by games of chance?
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I'm selling foreign
rights to Minx, Joyce.
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I'm not exactly attending
Frank Sinatra's birthday party.
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No, that's next weekend.
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- [CHUCKLES]
- Me back in Vegas... this is a huge mistake.
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This town has a nose for failure,
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and I got the fucking stink, so...
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You know, this city
shouldn't even be here.
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It's an oasis built on hustle and moxie.
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This is where people come
to turn their luck around.
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[UPBEAT JAZZY MUSIC PLAYS]
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♪ ♪
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Oh...
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- [DOUG GRUNTS]
- Thank you.
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- [DOUG] Thanks, boss.
- Would you look around?
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- [DOUG] Yeah.
- [JOYCE] Oh, come on.
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- How can you be depressed in Vegas?
- [DOUG] I'm not depressed. It's just...
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[JOYCE] Thank you.
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- [SLOT MACHINES RINGING]
- Man, I miss that sound...
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money and tears. [CHUCKLES]
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"A stately pleasure-dome decree."
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You know, maybe you're right, Joycey.
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Maybe things are getting better.
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- [PERSON] Renetti.
- Yeah.
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This is for '65, fuckhead.
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[SINGER] ♪ If you want it ♪
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♪ If you want it, baby ♪
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♪ Get on it, ah! ♪
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♪ If you want it ♪
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[RICHIE] I think we got the shot.
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- [PERSON] Whoo.
- [PERSON 2] Thank you.
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- [BAMBI] Good match, everyone.
- Hey.
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- Killer forehand, bro.
- Thanks, man.
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Nice work, boys, nice work.
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This issue's gonna be huge.
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Our readers love a
clean-cut sportsman or two.
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[TINA] Sorry I'm late.
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Got caught arguing ad rates with Kotex.
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I hope you didn't cave
to those terrorists.
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Tampax will pay us
double for exclusivity.
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That would mean breaking our contract.
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Oh, well, they might try
and wiggle out themselves
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if the environment is inhospitable.
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I guess I'll get creative.
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I guess you will.
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Another masterpiece, Ricardo.
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[RICHIE] Honestly, you didn't miss much.
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Prigger special, rackets,
dick, oh, look, there's a lady.
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- She's in power.
- The usual.
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Last chance, Richie, okay?
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The boys are coming,
too. It's gonna be fun.
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Uh, me and Danny still have
some work we need to finish up.
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You go on ahead.
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Hold on. What's happening here?
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We're hitting the Palomino to
watch the Battle of the Sexes.
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- It's the event of the year.
- Ooh, I'm racing home to watch.
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I wouldn't miss Billie
Jean for the world.
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- Did I tell you...
- About your chance encounters
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on the junior-tennis circuit?
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Holmby Hills in '62.
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Well, don't forget Toluca Lake in '65.
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She complimented my skort.
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- Wow.
- You know, I like tennis.
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- Oh, I would've invited you.
- [RICHIE] She would've said no.
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- Yeah, you do always say no.
- Okay, maybe lately.
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That doesn't mean I
don't want to be invited.
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Yeah, but you're ascending
to the corporate plane,
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leaving us mortals behind,
but we're very proud of you.
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I'm still here, on the
fun plane, being fun.
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- Let's watch here!
- [SHELLY] Oh.
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[TINA] It'll be great.
Just like old times.
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Uh, t-that's actually a bad idea.
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Yeah, fancy new offices,
plush carpet, our bosses...
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Are out of here and done
giving us unnecessary feedback.
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I'm in charge.
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Good Time Tina says watch
party at Bottom Dollar!
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[ALL CHEERING]
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[UPBEAT FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS]
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♪ ♪
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[SINGER] ♪ What you want ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ See it in motion ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Hear her talk ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ You got to sell the notion ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ That you want to follow her ♪
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♪ Wherever she goes ♪
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- [JOYCE CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
- Well, look at you. You look sharp.
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- Thank you.
- [DOUG CHUCKLES]
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My outfit's the opening
volley on my panel remarks.
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I'm thinking of saying, "I'm
here to talk female demographics,
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but I'm also quite fun."
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Oh, right, your, uh,
chitchat thing, huh?
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- [CLEARS THROAT]
- You mean me forging
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essential bonds with
other professional women?
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Shouldn't you be forging
some fiscal bonds of your own?
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No need.
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What happened?
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Nothing. I just don't have to
hustle for buyers. They came to me.
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What, in the 30 minutes
it took me to change?
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That's enough time to fuck things up
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but not make things good?
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Look, concierge had a stack
of these for me at check-in.
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My room is full of fruit baskets.
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Everybody wants in.
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So all I have to do is
play London off of Paris,
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gin up some old grudges from
the war, you know, Europe shit.
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We'll set our own price.
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Doug, this is incredible.
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Yeah, if I can get all these
deals done before dinner,
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I can get on the last
Greyhound to Los Angeles.
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The bus?
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Yeah.
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I'm tired, Joyce.
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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It's possible, verging on probable,
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that I have underappreciated
your contributions.
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What? You underappreciated me? No.
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You brought Constance in. You
pitched her the global vision,
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and now you're about to
make it happen. I mean,
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you should run the thing.
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Is that something you'd even want?
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To run an international
publishing empire? Me?
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- [BOTH] Yeah.
- That'd be mildly appealing, I guess.
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But, you know, Connie's
the big boss on this,
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- and she'd have to get on board.
- No. No, she's been deferring to me
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on everything Minx.
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I assure you I will
make my strongest case.
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- Well, that's a lot of travel.
- [CHUCKLES]
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[CHUCKLES] I just don't
know where I would call home.
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Would it be Buenos Aires,
Amsterdam, Monaco? [LAUGHS]
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I think London is less debauched,
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and, also, it's commonly acknowledged
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to be the center of
international publishing,
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which would be none of my business,
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because off American
soil, Minx would be yours.
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Ah.
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- [CHUCKLES]
- [RIGGS] Well, I get along very well
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- with a lot of girls.
- [LAUGHTER]
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[BILLIE] I don't think you give
us credit for having any brains.
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Billie's gonna wipe that
smug smile off his face.
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I'm loving this.
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I'm rooting for the plucky lesbian, too.
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Oh, whoa, whoa. [CHUCKLES]
Billie's happily married.
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Her husband's a hunky blonde.
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Right. Sorry, I'm new to women's tennis.
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[TINA] It's a Good Time Tina recipe.
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What are the measurements?
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Pour until there's nothing left.
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[LAUGHTER]
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This whole thing's a joke.
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Men are better at
sports than women, okay?
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I'm sorry. I'm not
pretending they're not.
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Billie Jean's not just a woman.
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She's the best of her generation.
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I could return that serve
with my hands behind my back.
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- [SCOFFS] Oh, really?
- [DUSTIN] Yeah.
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Okay, prove it.
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- Prove it?
- Yeah, prove it...
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outside, right now, my serve.
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Hmm.
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- Hands behind my back, lady.
- [SCOFFS]
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[ANNOUNCER] ... Astrodome,
it's the Battle of the Sexes...
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Billie Jean King versus Bobby Riggs.
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[SINGER] ♪ Anything you
can do I can be part of ♪
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[PHIL] My money's on Dustin.
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There is no beating testosterone.
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How's he gonna hold the racket?
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Telekinesis?
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Wasn't on his résumé.
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The only special skill
he listed was "abs."
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[PHIL] Hmm.
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♪ ♪
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Sorry, Danny needs me for a sec.
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It's a darkroom thing.
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♪ ♪
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- [ALL CHEERING]
- [DUSTIN] Hey.
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- Huh? Huh?
- Whoa.
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He should've listed
that as a special skill.
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[DUSTIN] Little party
trick from my Chico days.
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You think this is the
first time I've seen a penis
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stuffed someplace it doesn't
belong? I got two boys.
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Come on, love-all.
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- All right.
- [BAMBI] Whoo, Shelly!
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- [PERSON] Tough talk.
- Thank you.
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[PERSON] Tough talk.
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[INDISTINCT SHOUTING, LAUGHTER]
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[SHELLY GRUNTS]
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- [DUSTIN GRUNTS] Oh, shit.
- [CROWD SHOUTS]
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- [WHISTLE BLOWS]
- [BAMBI] Whoo.
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- [DUSTIN] Get the racket.
- You maim the official,
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- that's a forfeit.
- That was out,
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- second serve.
- No, that wasn't out.
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- What, are you calling me a liar?
- Yeah, 'cause it was not out. [CHUCKLES]
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- Second serve, toots.
- Don't call me toots, asshole.
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Oh, God.
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
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[BAMBI] It's okay. You got this.
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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- [JJ] You got this.
- What is he doing?
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- Come on, wrap it up.
- I'm... I'm wrapping it. I'm wrapping it.
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- Can you hurry it up?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Here we go.
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♪ ♪
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- [SHELLY GRUNTS]
- [PERSON] Yes!
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- [DUSTIN GRUNTS]
- [PERSON 2] Yeah!
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[BOTH GRUNT]
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- [CHEERING]
- [BAMBI] Yeah!
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- Point.
- For me.
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The challenge was return the serve.
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I did. I win for men.
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- Men!
- [CROWD JEERING]
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What?
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- No. No, no, no.
- [ALL CHANTING] Men! Men! Men!
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Men! Men! Men! Men!
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- [DUSTIN] Uh...
- [ALL CHANTING] Men! Men! Men!
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[CHUCKLES] Guys, I, uh...
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- I might be in trouble.
- [ALL CHANTING] Men! Men! Men!
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[PERSON] Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to Meet the New Woman,
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all-new women's magazine
for the new woman.
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Please take your seats.
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Hello. Checking in.
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- It's Joyce P...
- Of course, Ms. Prigger.
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Green lanyard for speakers.
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Ooh, so official. Thank you.
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[SOFTLY] Thank you.
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Would you mind?
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Oh. [CHUCKLES]
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My pleasure, Beatrice.
Anything for a reader.
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This was a good one.
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- They're all good, Ms. Prigger.
- Stop. [CHUCKLES]
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Um, have my fellow New Women checked in?
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I'd love to coordinate a group photo.
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- Oh, yes, right there.
- Thank you.
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[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪ ♪
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[GEORGE] Joyce.
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- George.
- I can't turn around
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without seeing your smiling face.
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Success agrees with you.
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Uh, you're here for my-my panel?
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Sort of. Uh, my monthly is up there.
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I left New York
magazine, started my own.
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- [JOYCE] Gal!
- [CHUCKLES]
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- Exclamation mark and everything.
- [LAUGHING] Yeah.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I must have
missed that on the stands.
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Oh, we're still in the growth mode...
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you know, test issues in select cities.
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- Great response so far.
- Oh.
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Boy, have women been waiting
for someone to figure out
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how to combine the personal
and political, make it fun.
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Gee, I hadn't noticed.
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Fellas, meet the famous Joyce Prigger.
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- [CHUCKLES SHEEPISHLY]
- [GEORGE] Meet your fellow panelists.
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Marshall Jensen, Healthy Lady.
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Gerald Scott, What Women Wear.
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Blaine Peters, Good
Woman, Better Kitchen.
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Better than what?
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[LAUGHTER]
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Quite the lineup. [CHUCKLES]
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Uh, George, I promise
I'll take it easy on you.
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Oh, no, no, no, I'm not speaking.
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My editor is.
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- Joyce, look at you in that dress.
- Maggie,
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- this is unexpected.
- [BEATRICE] We're about to begin,
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if you'll please take your seats.
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- [JOYCE CHUCKLES]
- Uh, Joyce.
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I was hoping that we could
have a second to chat,
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- you know, clear the air.
- Oh, we're needed onstage.
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[DOUG] Nah, if Italy wants in,
add another zero, my friend,
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- and then we can talk.
- A zero?
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Ma che cazzo dici.
Doug, that's insanity.
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Well, Berlin does not think
so. They think it's fair.
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- Oh, come on.
- [DOUG] Do me a favor.
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Find me when you're ready to
play with the big boys, okay?
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- Come on.
- No, you come on. Be fucking serious.
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At Minx, when we consider
ads, we start with the premise
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that there's nothing wrong with women,
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- and diet pills don't check that box.
- [CHUCKLES]
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You disagree, Marshall?
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At Healthy Lady, we run ads that
are relevant to women's lives.
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I know that the main gal
at Gal! feels the same.
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Like it or not,
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women are interested in losing weight.
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That feels reductive.
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Seems like the ladies
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- disagree on this one.
- [CROWD MURMURS]
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[MAGGIE] Joyce, I know that you...
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Minx maintains a high-minded
approach in some areas,
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but research shows
women want diet pills.
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That sells.
334
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I don't know, Maggie. My magazine
just cracked three million,
335
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and we didn't have to convince women
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that their bodies were a problem
in need of fixing to get there.
337
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Uh-oh, the claws are coming out.
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[LAUGHTER]
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[RICHIE SIGHS] Oh, my dinner's in there.
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00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:04,237
- What happened?
- The male ego.
341
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He was proving that men are superior,
342
00:13:06,148 --> 00:13:07,298
and he nailed it.
343
00:13:07,674 --> 00:13:08,741
How you doing, Dustin?
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00:13:08,785 --> 00:13:10,499
[DUSTIN] She said the
cold would make it shrink,
345
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- but it's starting to burn.
- Where have you been?
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[SHELLY] Whoo! Yes!
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- Bow down, Bobby, bow down!
- [OBJECT SHATTERS]
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I need to handle whatever that is.
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00:13:18,922 --> 00:13:20,802
Ugh! Gross.
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00:13:20,986 --> 00:13:22,945
Is that glue? Uh,
Danny spilled some...
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You've really got to get in there.
That was a lot of glass breaking.
352
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[SIGHS] I don't know what
you and Danny have been up to,
353
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but these are your
models, too, so fix this.
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- Please.
- [BAMBI GRUNTS]
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Oh.
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Pick around the glue, basically fine.
357
00:13:43,065 --> 00:13:44,385
Oh, who won?
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00:13:44,438 --> 00:13:47,158
Who won that set, Phil? Say it, punk.
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- [PHIL, SOFTLY] Billie Jean.
- [SHELLY] No, louder, Phil.
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- [PHIL] Billie Jean.
- [SHELLY] That's right.
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Goddamn right! Only one more to go.
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- [LAUGHS]
- Yay, Billie Jean.
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Maybe we celebrate her on the ground.
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No lady business from you.
365
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This is tennis time right now, okay?
366
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I don't want your big-eye lady smiles.
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00:14:01,213 --> 00:14:02,639
Get out of here.
368
00:14:03,785 --> 00:14:04,992
[BAMBI] What's our next move, boss?
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[TINA] I don't know. Um...
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00:14:06,697 --> 00:14:08,385
Wait a second. Are you shadowing me?
371
00:14:08,491 --> 00:14:10,809
Jumped off the Doug
bus onto the Tina train?
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00:14:11,657 --> 00:14:12,899
Yes.
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It's just... you're always
calm in the eye of the storm,
374
00:14:15,296 --> 00:14:17,447
and I got so invested in Club Minx,
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00:14:17,517 --> 00:14:19,319
I just want to be cool, like you.
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00:14:19,354 --> 00:14:21,042
I don't want to be your role model.
377
00:14:21,077 --> 00:14:22,467
I just want to have fun.
378
00:14:22,524 --> 00:14:24,261
Why won't anyone let me have fun?
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00:14:24,326 --> 00:14:26,780
Oh, come on, look at that drop shot!
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00:14:26,828 --> 00:14:28,363
Oh, do you love that?
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00:14:28,397 --> 00:14:30,637
- So, uh, Lenny at home or...
- [LAUGHING]
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00:14:31,153 --> 00:14:33,514
[TINA] ... the office, in
case you needed to call?
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An aggressive woman on the
court, taking what she wants!
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- I mean, look at this.
- [JOYCE] Mm-hmm.
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00:14:37,992 --> 00:14:39,357
First, she rips you off,
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00:14:39,408 --> 00:14:41,447
then she tells you
you're doing it wrong.
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[GERALD] Takes a lot of nerve, Maggie.
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You don't even give
out circulation numbers,
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and we all know what that means.
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- [LAUGHTER]
- Well, we're new...
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an emerging voice.
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- More like a whisper.
- [LAUGHTER]
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[JOYCE STAMMERS]
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Yes, Gal! has some
creative overlap with Minx,
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00:15:00,062 --> 00:15:03,619
but Maggie's also bringing
a different perspective,
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00:15:03,802 --> 00:15:06,845
which is something I find thrilling.
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00:15:07,213 --> 00:15:09,250
- [CROWD MURMURS]
- What?
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00:15:09,271 --> 00:15:10,965
[JOYCE] This is a
women's magazine panel.
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Maggie belongs here. It's
you I'm not so sure about.
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00:15:13,930 --> 00:15:15,740
- [CROWD MURMURS]
- Watch yourself, missy.
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00:15:15,775 --> 00:15:17,735
He's been doing this
since before you were born.
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00:15:17,761 --> 00:15:20,113
- Well, maybe that's the problem.
- [LAUGHTER]
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00:15:20,248 --> 00:15:23,018
[UPBEAT FUNK MUSIC PLAYS]
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♪ ♪
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You sure you want to risk that dough?
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00:15:28,056 --> 00:15:30,705
You're gonna need it if you
want a shot at Minx, bud.
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00:15:30,775 --> 00:15:33,233
[CHUCKLING] Hit me.
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00:15:33,425 --> 00:15:34,711
Oh!
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00:15:34,930 --> 00:15:36,723
[LAUGHS] Lady Luck!
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00:15:36,765 --> 00:15:39,365
[LAUGHS] I got it today.
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00:15:39,557 --> 00:15:42,784
Why is it when you see two
women stepping into power,
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00:15:42,941 --> 00:15:45,723
your first instinct is to
pit them against each other?
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00:15:45,741 --> 00:15:47,358
- That is not what's...
- Well, I can only assume
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- it's because they're afraid.
- [CROWD MURMURS]
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[ANNOUNCER] Billie Jean King
is brimming with confidence.
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- [SHELLY] Old Man River's not getting to that.
- [CHEERING AND SHOUTING]
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00:15:55,151 --> 00:15:56,918
Yes! You can do it!
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00:15:56,952 --> 00:16:00,040
- [PERSON] Come on! Come on!
- [CHEERING CONTINUES]
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00:16:00,172 --> 00:16:04,676
Is that why you don't have
a single woman listed here,
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00:16:04,693 --> 00:16:08,778
but you do have five Johns
on your editorial staff?
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00:16:08,875 --> 00:16:11,883
- What do you have over there?
- Three Peters and two Pauls.
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00:16:11,933 --> 00:16:14,062
- And not even one Mary.
- [LAUGHTER]
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00:16:14,149 --> 00:16:16,641
I'll have you know
we've invested heavily
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00:16:16,671 --> 00:16:18,662
in several women who
left us in the lurch
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00:16:18,714 --> 00:16:20,656
by going off and having babies.
426
00:16:20,675 --> 00:16:22,562
Well, it sounds to me like
they wanted to look after
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00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:25,257
one whining infant instead
of an office full of them.
428
00:16:25,514 --> 00:16:27,698
Mothers want to be at
home with their babies.
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00:16:27,803 --> 00:16:29,001
Just ask my wife.
430
00:16:29,045 --> 00:16:31,695
Oh, there are a lot of things
I'd like to ask your wife, Blaine.
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00:16:31,730 --> 00:16:33,052
[CLICKS TONGUE] That ain't one of them.
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00:16:33,087 --> 00:16:35,249
[ANNOUNCER] Match point. Beautiful.
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00:16:35,382 --> 00:16:36,796
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ON TV]
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00:16:36,825 --> 00:16:39,628
[PEOPLE CHEERING AND LAUGHING WILDLY]
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00:16:44,179 --> 00:16:48,603
[RICHIE AND DANNY LAUGHING]
436
00:16:48,904 --> 00:16:50,372
Tell me you dealt with the dick.
437
00:16:50,411 --> 00:16:52,490
In-in a way, yes.
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00:16:52,588 --> 00:16:53,680
- [LAUGHS]
- [TINA] What the...
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00:16:53,875 --> 00:16:55,566
[RICHIE] JJ had a lot of advice
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00:16:55,611 --> 00:16:57,796
on the smartest way
to handle the problem,
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00:16:57,851 --> 00:17:01,224
so I suggested that we
use the scientific method
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00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:03,666
to see if we can duplicate the results.
443
00:17:03,715 --> 00:17:05,654
- And we did.
- [LAUGHTER]
444
00:17:05,745 --> 00:17:07,022
It's not funny.
445
00:17:07,389 --> 00:17:09,293
You wish your dicks were
big enough to get stuck.
446
00:17:09,324 --> 00:17:10,455
Yeah, it was a lot of that.
447
00:17:10,504 --> 00:17:12,540
[LAUGHING] Men are so dumb.
448
00:17:12,594 --> 00:17:14,029
[RICHIE AND DANNY SNICKER]
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00:17:14,362 --> 00:17:16,200
[JOYCE] Is it bad to say that was fun?
450
00:17:16,221 --> 00:17:18,110
Oh, my God, the look on Marshall's face
451
00:17:18,166 --> 00:17:19,608
when you asked for his home address...
452
00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:22,736
What? He promised to start
hiring female staffers.
453
00:17:22,771 --> 00:17:24,709
The ladies need a place
to send their résumés.
454
00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:27,411
- Oh, my God, I miss this.
- [JOYCE CHUCKLES]
455
00:17:27,558 --> 00:17:29,153
Look, what... what
happened in New York...
456
00:17:29,202 --> 00:17:30,727
[JOYCE] Oh, no, it's behind us. It's...
457
00:17:31,077 --> 00:17:32,519
It's just so good to see you.
458
00:17:32,547 --> 00:17:34,771
I finally have a friend
I can actually talk to.
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00:17:34,783 --> 00:17:36,541
[DOUG] Can I have a word,
Prigger, please, alone?
460
00:17:36,583 --> 00:17:38,192
[JOYCE] Pardon my male counterpart.
461
00:17:39,347 --> 00:17:41,334
Oh, right. Okay. [CHUCKLES]
462
00:17:41,740 --> 00:17:42,824
- What?
- Do you hate me?
463
00:17:42,832 --> 00:17:44,127
Is that it? Do you hate me?
464
00:17:44,176 --> 00:17:45,834
No, I've even taken to complimenting you
465
00:17:45,862 --> 00:17:47,366
- behind your back.
- [DOUG] Oh, you have?
466
00:17:47,436 --> 00:17:49,731
Then why are you sabotaging
me? I don't understand.
467
00:17:49,738 --> 00:17:50,816
[JOYCE] What?
468
00:17:51,032 --> 00:17:53,152
[DOUG] The panel...
what the hell was that?
469
00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:57,273
An hour ago, Gal! was nothing, right?
470
00:17:57,294 --> 00:18:00,225
But then you take the spotlight
that is directly on us,
471
00:18:00,308 --> 00:18:02,507
- and you move it right on them.
- [SCOFFS]
472
00:18:02,521 --> 00:18:04,141
[DOUG] Why? No, there's room for more
473
00:18:04,159 --> 00:18:05,462
than one woman-led magazine.
474
00:18:05,523 --> 00:18:07,255
Then why do I have a
bunch of European buyers
475
00:18:07,308 --> 00:18:09,284
who all of a sudden have cold feet?
476
00:18:09,406 --> 00:18:11,680
You made them think that
there was a cheap alternative.
477
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:13,298
Come on, Maggie's not our competition.
478
00:18:13,321 --> 00:18:14,856
- Well, she is now...
- [SCOFFS]
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00:18:15,156 --> 00:18:17,426
- [DOUG] ... because of you.
- Mm-hmm.
480
00:18:17,492 --> 00:18:19,473
So fix this. Play the game.
481
00:18:19,534 --> 00:18:21,633
What is the point in being number one
482
00:18:21,677 --> 00:18:24,226
- if you can't change how the game is played? Doug...
- I can't do this with you right now.
483
00:18:24,305 --> 00:18:26,518
- Oh, my God.
- [DOUG] Just fix it.
484
00:18:26,601 --> 00:18:29,704
[SLOT MACHINE CRANKING, COIN CLATTERS]
485
00:18:29,971 --> 00:18:31,854
- Come on!
- [BUZZER SOUNDS]
486
00:18:31,967 --> 00:18:34,409
- [BELL RINGING]
- Back on the schneid!
487
00:18:36,891 --> 00:18:39,952
First female president this decade...
488
00:18:40,015 --> 00:18:41,938
I would bet my kids' lives on it.
489
00:18:42,007 --> 00:18:43,617
[LENNY] Shell,
sweetheart, how you doing?
490
00:18:43,618 --> 00:18:45,077
- Oh, it's my hubby!
- [LENNY] You okay? All right.
491
00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:46,538
[SHELLY] Hi! [LAUGHS]
492
00:18:46,588 --> 00:18:48,558
Ooh, he's a doctor, kind of.
493
00:18:48,610 --> 00:18:50,019
He can save the penises.
494
00:18:50,025 --> 00:18:52,564
Well, strictly above the neck here.
495
00:18:52,661 --> 00:18:54,847
Oh, but we've got a
whole car full of drugs.
496
00:18:54,863 --> 00:18:56,867
We hand them out to our
friends at dinner parties.
497
00:18:56,902 --> 00:18:58,765
[LENNY] Ooh, shh!
Warning... career jeopardy.
498
00:18:58,808 --> 00:19:01,161
- I would never do that.
- He's so supportive.
499
00:19:01,202 --> 00:19:02,805
He's just like Billie Jean's Larry.
500
00:19:02,832 --> 00:19:04,388
[CLEARS THROAT] You know what?
Why don't I run to the car?
501
00:19:04,406 --> 00:19:06,308
I'll get my bag, see if I
can help you fellas out, okay?
502
00:19:06,373 --> 00:19:08,437
Uh, do... do you guys
have some latex gloves?
503
00:19:08,507 --> 00:19:11,183
Oh, we should have some left
over from the naked-nurses shoot,
504
00:19:12,302 --> 00:19:13,640
which I will go get.
505
00:19:13,675 --> 00:19:15,040
- I'll come with you.
- [TINA] No.
506
00:19:15,214 --> 00:19:18,109
Do you feel it? Do you feel
it? It's the year of the woman.
507
00:19:18,678 --> 00:19:20,055
[RICHIE] Now.
508
00:19:20,138 --> 00:19:22,001
- [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
- Oh.
509
00:19:22,791 --> 00:19:24,590
That's our money shot.
510
00:19:25,351 --> 00:19:27,022
[TINA] What the hell is this?
511
00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:29,531
[BOWL CLATTERS]
512
00:19:30,022 --> 00:19:31,710
Are you shooting food porn?
513
00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:34,631
General Mills loved my portfolio, okay?
514
00:19:34,657 --> 00:19:36,599
They asked me if I could take a swing
515
00:19:36,638 --> 00:19:38,573
at bringing my signature look
516
00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:40,447
to their novelty-cereal line.
517
00:19:40,473 --> 00:19:41,829
On spec?
518
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:46,167
[SIGHS] I need a creative outlet, okay?
519
00:19:46,194 --> 00:19:48,126
You know that I haven't been
feeling fulfilled lately.
520
00:19:48,170 --> 00:19:50,121
- What if this is my calling?
- This?
521
00:19:50,191 --> 00:19:53,077
Tiny marshmallows never jammed
tennis rackets on their cocks.
522
00:19:53,383 --> 00:19:54,634
Okay.
523
00:19:54,721 --> 00:19:58,246
As your friend, I am thrilled
people are seeing your talent.
524
00:19:58,552 --> 00:20:00,861
As managing editor, I have to tell you,
525
00:20:00,931 --> 00:20:02,297
you're in breach of contract.
526
00:20:02,357 --> 00:20:03,992
You're exclusive to Minx.
527
00:20:04,622 --> 00:20:05,995
Wow.
528
00:20:06,865 --> 00:20:09,489
- Okay, good to know.
- On spec?
529
00:20:09,604 --> 00:20:11,282
Have I taught you nothing?
530
00:20:12,489 --> 00:20:14,150
[SINGER] ♪ Well, I'm makin' all right ♪
531
00:20:14,185 --> 00:20:15,611
[CHORUS] ♪ Well, I'm makin' all right ♪
532
00:20:15,624 --> 00:20:19,080
[SINGER] ♪ From Monday
morning till Friday night ♪
533
00:20:19,231 --> 00:20:22,384
♪ Oh, those lonely weekends ♪
534
00:20:22,584 --> 00:20:24,586
[MAGGIE LAUGHS]
535
00:20:25,048 --> 00:20:27,129
Really went for the jugular back there.
536
00:20:27,742 --> 00:20:29,193
Give a guy some warning.
537
00:20:29,237 --> 00:20:32,403
I apologize if I was pointed,
but I stand by what I said.
538
00:20:32,594 --> 00:20:34,756
I never would've agreed to
help you with your little show
539
00:20:34,763 --> 00:20:36,602
if I'd known it was
gonna go down like that.
540
00:20:37,101 --> 00:20:40,235
Right. Our little show.
541
00:20:40,634 --> 00:20:43,074
Maggie told me you
were on the same page.
542
00:20:43,772 --> 00:20:46,633
I guess we, uh, strayed
from the... the plan,
543
00:20:46,741 --> 00:20:48,172
- uh, a bit.
- [MARSHALL] A bit?
544
00:20:48,223 --> 00:20:49,844
What happened to me lighting the match?
545
00:20:49,922 --> 00:20:51,444
Get the conference buzzing?
546
00:20:52,704 --> 00:20:55,398
- I guess we took it in another direction.
- Huh.
547
00:20:55,573 --> 00:20:57,269
Well, next time leave me out of it.
548
00:20:57,285 --> 00:20:59,154
I didn't come here to be embarrassed.
549
00:21:01,022 --> 00:21:02,457
Neither did I.
550
00:21:02,624 --> 00:21:05,560
♪ ♪
551
00:21:07,162 --> 00:21:08,833
You were right. Gal!'s a problem.
552
00:21:08,997 --> 00:21:11,781
Great. Finally. Let's get
you talking to France, okay?
553
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:13,644
The guy's a... well,
he's a bit of a perv,
554
00:21:13,705 --> 00:21:15,638
- so if there's anything you can do...
- What? No, that's disgusting.
555
00:21:15,664 --> 00:21:17,018
I have a different idea.
556
00:21:17,305 --> 00:21:18,883
If it has a whiff of kumbaya...
557
00:21:18,907 --> 00:21:22,091
No, actually, I was thinking of
something a little more aggressive.
558
00:21:24,612 --> 00:21:25,879
Ugh.
559
00:21:26,081 --> 00:21:27,636
This isn't gonna hurt one bit,
560
00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:30,076
and even if it did, I know
you're gonna be so tough.
561
00:21:30,251 --> 00:21:32,254
You, uh, have a great bedside manner...
562
00:21:32,315 --> 00:21:33,976
very cool under pressure.
563
00:21:34,020 --> 00:21:37,000
Well, I recently went through a
male-dance-revue-related heartbreak,
564
00:21:37,052 --> 00:21:38,793
so I'm exploring nonattachment.
565
00:21:38,836 --> 00:21:40,577
- I'm studying the Tina method.
- Hmm.
566
00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:42,327
Smart going with the ten gauge.
567
00:21:42,430 --> 00:21:44,601
- It's good for increased...
- Maneuverability?
568
00:21:44,632 --> 00:21:46,132
- [CHUCKLES] Yeah.
- How did you know that?
569
00:21:46,201 --> 00:21:47,943
Well, I did background work on MASH.
570
00:21:47,969 --> 00:21:49,780
I was Hot Lips' hotter protégée,
571
00:21:49,804 --> 00:21:51,731
but then I died in a submarine accident.
572
00:21:52,273 --> 00:21:54,627
- In a land war?
- Yeah, they never take my notes.
573
00:21:54,642 --> 00:21:56,437
[SHELLY] Aw. Friends.
574
00:21:56,544 --> 00:21:57,889
[TINA] Tell me this is gonna work.
575
00:21:57,924 --> 00:22:00,505
Well, assuming phalluses
respond exactly like molars,
576
00:22:00,548 --> 00:22:01,738
we're in business.
577
00:22:01,799 --> 00:22:03,215
- [JJ] Hell, no. No, no, no, no!
- [DUSTIN] No, absolutely not.
578
00:22:03,216 --> 00:22:05,377
You're not gonna stick that
up my dick... you're a dentist!
579
00:22:05,420 --> 00:22:07,633
Wow, wow, wow, not too bad.
580
00:22:07,651 --> 00:22:09,257
- [UGO] Pretty good.
- [MAGGIE GIGGLES]
581
00:22:09,457 --> 00:22:10,694
Deal me in.
582
00:22:10,721 --> 00:22:12,548
Oh, thank God you're here.
583
00:22:12,575 --> 00:22:15,729
- I have no idea what I'm doing.
- Oh, don't sell yourself short.
584
00:22:20,076 --> 00:22:22,543
I am so glad that we've reconnected.
585
00:22:22,700 --> 00:22:24,475
You know, I had a feeling we would.
586
00:22:24,539 --> 00:22:27,467
If we could get past sophomore
year, we can survive anything.
587
00:22:27,475 --> 00:22:28,692
Right?
588
00:22:28,779 --> 00:22:30,318
I mean, we've been friends forever.
589
00:22:30,362 --> 00:22:32,715
- Nothing could ever change that.
- [MAGGIE] Mm.
590
00:22:32,747 --> 00:22:35,550
[FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS]
591
00:22:35,717 --> 00:22:38,520
♪ ♪
592
00:22:38,753 --> 00:22:40,184
Can you believe those men?
593
00:22:40,237 --> 00:22:42,599
It is so desperate to
pit us against each other.
594
00:22:42,625 --> 00:22:44,637
[SCOFFS] They're the worst.
595
00:22:44,838 --> 00:22:47,362
I will raise.
596
00:22:47,695 --> 00:22:49,483
It's like you said... they're threatened
597
00:22:49,531 --> 00:22:51,652
when they see two strong
women supporting each other.
598
00:22:51,699 --> 00:22:53,856
And if we can't be there for
each other, then who will?
599
00:22:53,902 --> 00:22:55,247
Right?
600
00:22:55,537 --> 00:22:57,110
All-in.
601
00:22:58,973 --> 00:23:00,241
Why not?
602
00:23:05,213 --> 00:23:06,573
[JOYCE] Oh. Well...
603
00:23:06,614 --> 00:23:08,638
Sorry. It's just beginner's luck.
604
00:23:08,690 --> 00:23:10,676
- [CHUCKLES]
- No, you deserved it.
605
00:23:10,947 --> 00:23:12,985
[GEORGE] Nicely played, Joyce.
606
00:23:13,054 --> 00:23:14,682
I guess you really are all grown-up.
607
00:23:14,756 --> 00:23:16,865
- Excited to be working with you again.
- What?
608
00:23:16,926 --> 00:23:18,920
Oh, meet our new owner and publisher.
609
00:23:19,235 --> 00:23:21,492
- We've been acquired.
- [DOUG] Welcome to the family.
610
00:23:21,529 --> 00:23:23,031
- [CHUCKLES]
- [GEORGE] Yeah.
611
00:23:23,231 --> 00:23:24,641
How wonderful.
612
00:23:24,912 --> 00:23:26,634
It was nice playing with you, Maggie.
613
00:23:30,071 --> 00:23:31,472
- [DOUG] See you.
- [GEORGE] Yep.
614
00:23:33,374 --> 00:23:36,064
[BAMBI] Okay. Come on, be my brave boys.
615
00:23:36,110 --> 00:23:38,399
[LENNY] You can have a lolly afterwards,
616
00:23:38,413 --> 00:23:40,358
if that'll make it better...
you can choose the flavor.
617
00:23:40,381 --> 00:23:42,038
[JJ SIGHS] This is all
Billie Jean's fault.
618
00:23:42,073 --> 00:23:44,400
- She's not even hot.
- [SHELLY] How dare you?
619
00:23:44,531 --> 00:23:47,444
You know, you two have a lot
of opinions and nothing else.
620
00:23:47,470 --> 00:23:48,843
- But I...
- No, no, the only things
621
00:23:48,852 --> 00:23:51,056
I should be hearing from you are, "Ow,"
622
00:23:51,117 --> 00:23:52,561
"Sorry for ruining your night,"
623
00:23:52,594 --> 00:23:54,354
and, "I should've been nicer to my mom,"
624
00:23:54,371 --> 00:23:56,112
because if you spewed this much bullshit
625
00:23:56,130 --> 00:23:57,370
in the half day being here,
626
00:23:57,379 --> 00:23:59,548
18 years must've been
a fucking nightmare.
627
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:02,320
You're not good enough to
string Billie Jean's racket...
628
00:24:02,381 --> 00:24:05,556
just two JV morons who jammed
their only redeeming quality
629
00:24:05,583 --> 00:24:07,183
into an aluminum tube.
630
00:24:07,308 --> 00:24:09,440
And women are supposed to find you sexy?
631
00:24:09,519 --> 00:24:11,365
[LAUGHS] Please.
632
00:24:11,446 --> 00:24:14,565
The only thing anyone
here is feeling is pity.
633
00:24:15,016 --> 00:24:16,070
[JJ GROANS IN RELIEF]
634
00:24:16,184 --> 00:24:17,723
[RACKETS CLATTERING]
635
00:24:17,785 --> 00:24:19,682
- [JJ AND DUSTIN SIGH IN RELIEF]
- [TINA CHUCKLES]
636
00:24:19,821 --> 00:24:22,537
[CONNIE] Wow, looks like
I missed all the fun.
637
00:24:22,790 --> 00:24:25,237
Tina, moment alone?
638
00:24:25,386 --> 00:24:27,629
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING SOFTLY]
639
00:24:27,795 --> 00:24:30,632
♪ ♪
640
00:24:30,965 --> 00:24:32,830
[CLEARS THROAT] Between
us, there was, like,
641
00:24:32,867 --> 00:24:35,481
a ten-percent chance it was
gonna make them sterile, so...
642
00:24:35,551 --> 00:24:36,906
[TINA] Let me explain what you say.
643
00:24:36,949 --> 00:24:38,339
[CONNIE] I know what I saw.
644
00:24:38,751 --> 00:24:41,113
I just came back to share some good news
645
00:24:41,142 --> 00:24:43,645
from our friends in Las Vegas.
646
00:24:43,833 --> 00:24:46,466
And the last thing you expected
was to come back to chaos.
647
00:24:46,547 --> 00:24:47,752
- [CONNIE] Well...
- I lost control.
648
00:24:47,813 --> 00:24:51,141
And regained it. We work in
media, not Buckingham Palace.
649
00:24:52,007 --> 00:24:54,455
[CHUCKLES] I promise I'm not
normally that mean to the models.
650
00:24:54,674 --> 00:24:56,904
- They probably deserved it.
- Mm-hmm.
651
00:24:56,931 --> 00:24:58,592
Why don't you make us a cocktail,
652
00:24:58,654 --> 00:25:01,741
and we'll have a little chat
about this company's future?
653
00:25:01,968 --> 00:25:03,543
And yours.
654
00:25:05,266 --> 00:25:08,046
- Sounds good to me.
- [SHELLY] That was incredible!
655
00:25:08,090 --> 00:25:09,866
- Billie beat him!
- It was. Yeah.
656
00:25:10,004 --> 00:25:12,192
Yeah, she can do whatever she wants.
657
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:15,481
- She's free. I just...
- [GRUNTS] Sure bet.
658
00:25:15,569 --> 00:25:18,402
She came straight down, and
she showed that Bobby Riggs...
659
00:25:18,437 --> 00:25:20,178
- [LENNY] Whoops, whoops, you all right?
- [SHELLY] Yeah.
660
00:25:20,510 --> 00:25:21,800
- [LENNY] Good?
- [SHELLY] I'm okay.
661
00:25:21,814 --> 00:25:24,543
- [LENNY] Okay.
- [SHELLY] You know she complimented my skort, right?
662
00:25:24,606 --> 00:25:26,376
So Joyce can go off and write a book,
663
00:25:26,397 --> 00:25:27,979
but I glance at a marshmallow,
664
00:25:28,022 --> 00:25:30,140
and I'm history's greatest monster. Hmm.
665
00:25:30,454 --> 00:25:33,113
I don't get it. Are
we not enough for you?
666
00:25:33,194 --> 00:25:35,326
[RICHIE SIGHS] No, it's not you.
667
00:25:35,369 --> 00:25:37,031
This whole place has changed.
668
00:25:37,065 --> 00:25:39,682
Doug's bouncing around
like some lost boy.
669
00:25:39,743 --> 00:25:42,181
Joyce doesn't listen to me
anymore. Tina's all business.
670
00:25:42,870 --> 00:25:44,989
I'm trying to get mine
before it's too late.
671
00:25:45,549 --> 00:25:47,113
Well, what about me?
672
00:25:47,183 --> 00:25:49,344
You'll be fine. Everyone loves you.
673
00:25:49,519 --> 00:25:51,512
[SINGER] ♪ Oh, crazy ♪
674
00:25:51,713 --> 00:25:53,214
[RICHIE SIGHS]
675
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:54,749
[SINGER] ♪ For thinking ♪
676
00:25:54,882 --> 00:25:59,554
♪ That my love could hold you ♪
677
00:25:59,721 --> 00:26:02,623
♪ ♪
678
00:26:04,692 --> 00:26:08,930
♪ I'm crazy for trying ♪
679
00:26:09,197 --> 00:26:10,932
[DOUG] Europe is ours.
680
00:26:11,232 --> 00:26:14,202
Minx is going global. [CHUCKLES]
681
00:26:14,482 --> 00:26:16,319
- [BOTH] Cheers.
- [DOUG] It's unbelievable.
682
00:26:16,404 --> 00:26:17,797
I'm so impressed.
683
00:26:17,954 --> 00:26:20,377
Shifting gears from seller to buyer,
684
00:26:20,441 --> 00:26:22,389
buying up Gal! just to kill it,
685
00:26:22,443 --> 00:26:25,346
that's a big move, Joycey.
686
00:26:25,646 --> 00:26:27,582
I didn't know you had it in you.
687
00:26:27,706 --> 00:26:29,984
- Neither did I.
- [DOUG CHUCKLES]
688
00:26:30,098 --> 00:26:32,987
♪ ♪
689
00:26:33,837 --> 00:26:35,507
Is it supposed to...
690
00:26:36,557 --> 00:26:39,058
to feel this, uh...
691
00:26:39,390 --> 00:26:41,195
This what? Good?
692
00:26:41,462 --> 00:26:43,553
Yeah, that's the thrill of it.
693
00:26:44,271 --> 00:26:47,201
And your pal Connie...
she's over the fucking moon.
694
00:26:47,218 --> 00:26:50,792
- She loves this shit.
- Yeah, she did sound pretty pleased.
695
00:26:51,105 --> 00:26:52,769
Yeah.
696
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:55,900
I don't know. This doesn't make me evil?
697
00:26:56,241 --> 00:26:57,779
No.
698
00:26:58,012 --> 00:26:59,836
Makes you the queen.
699
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:03,650
[SINGER] ♪ Crazy... ♪
700
00:27:04,252 --> 00:27:05,802
[JOYCE] Hit the tables?
701
00:27:05,951 --> 00:27:08,619
- No, we should go home.
- Our rooms are comped.
702
00:27:08,623 --> 00:27:10,825
Nothing in Vegas is free.
703
00:27:11,092 --> 00:27:12,914
Let's leave while we're up.
704
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:16,097
Trust me. Let's leave while we're up.
705
00:27:16,364 --> 00:27:20,001
[SINGER] ♪ I'm crazy for trying ♪
706
00:27:20,268 --> 00:27:23,805
♪ Crazy for crying ♪
707
00:27:24,038 --> 00:27:29,844
♪ Crazy for loving you ♪
708
00:27:30,011 --> 00:27:32,947
♪ ♪
709
00:27:36,851 --> 00:27:39,554
["GAMBLIN' MAN" PLAYS]
710
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:42,090
♪ ♪
711
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:44,724
[SINGER] ♪ I am the roving gambler ♪
712
00:27:44,955 --> 00:27:47,662
♪ I've gambled all around ♪
713
00:27:47,740 --> 00:27:50,489
♪ Wherever I meet with a deck of cards ♪
714
00:27:50,517 --> 00:27:53,091
♪ I lay my money down ♪
715
00:27:53,350 --> 00:27:55,700
♪ Lay my money down ♪
716
00:27:55,803 --> 00:27:58,842
♪ I lay my money down ♪
717
00:27:59,723 --> 00:28:02,647
♪ I've gambled down in Washington ♪
718
00:28:02,724 --> 00:28:05,278
♪ I've gambled up in Maine ♪
719
00:28:05,413 --> 00:28:08,161
♪ I'm on my way to Georgia ♪
720
00:28:08,216 --> 00:28:10,751
♪ To gamble my last game ♪
721
00:28:11,018 --> 00:28:13,654
♪ Gamble my last game ♪
722
00:28:13,711 --> 00:28:16,090
♪ Gamble my last game ♪
723
00:28:16,257 --> 00:28:18,104
♪ ♪
724
00:28:18,167 --> 00:28:23,051
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725
00:28:23,156 --> 00:28:25,451
♪ Mother, oh, dear Mother ♪
726
00:28:25,521 --> 00:28:28,202
♪ You know I love you well ♪
727
00:28:28,250 --> 00:28:31,056
♪ But the love I have
for this gambling man ♪
728
00:28:31,070 --> 00:28:33,372
♪ No human tongue can tell ♪
729
00:28:33,441 --> 00:28:36,144
♪ No human tongue can tell ♪
730
00:28:36,263 --> 00:28:39,278
♪ No human tongue can tell ♪
731
00:28:40,448 --> 00:28:42,683
♪ Mother, oh, dear Mother ♪
732
00:28:42,896 --> 00:28:45,317
♪ I'll tell you if I can ♪
733
00:28:45,450 --> 00:28:47,989
♪ If you see me coming back again ♪
734
00:28:48,053 --> 00:28:50,625
♪ I'll be with this gambling man ♪
735
00:28:50,791 --> 00:28:53,728
♪ ♪
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