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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,642 --> 00:00:04,475 (film reel whirs) 2 00:00:14,053 --> 00:00:17,595 (film reel whirs) 3 00:00:17,596 --> 00:00:20,179 (screen beeps) 4 00:00:31,516 --> 00:00:35,383 - [Riley's Mother] Riley, Amy's here. 5 00:00:35,384 --> 00:00:37,579 Tell her I'll Venmo her later this week. 6 00:00:38,829 --> 00:00:43,662 (door slams) (dog barks) 7 00:01:00,945 --> 00:01:03,362 (slow music) 8 00:01:04,906 --> 00:01:06,885 ♪ Don't stop ♪ 9 00:01:06,886 --> 00:01:10,315 ♪ Come on and just walk, don't stop ♪ 10 00:01:10,316 --> 00:01:11,654 ♪ Just walk, don't stop ♪ 11 00:01:11,655 --> 00:01:16,283 ♪ Hey, my bae, heard you want some action ♪ 12 00:01:16,284 --> 00:01:20,762 ♪ Hey, I'm on my way, come on ♪ 13 00:01:20,763 --> 00:01:23,202 ♪ We were on top when we were all we got ♪ 14 00:01:23,203 --> 00:01:25,622 ♪ Even in the winter we could always get it hot ♪ 15 00:01:25,623 --> 00:01:28,382 ♪ Certified sunshine, we got it on lock ♪ 16 00:01:28,383 --> 00:01:30,762 ♪ Loving you forever, ever, until I forgot ♪ 17 00:01:30,763 --> 00:01:33,483 ♪ I said I need less talk, a little more space ♪ 18 00:01:33,484 --> 00:01:35,952 ♪ I need to know my feelings but my words got in the way ♪ 19 00:01:35,953 --> 00:01:38,662 ♪ Never really think straight and you walked away ♪ 20 00:01:38,663 --> 00:01:41,262 ♪ I ain't good at noticing and now I gotta change ♪ 21 00:01:41,263 --> 00:01:42,622 ♪ I heard you're back in town ♪ 22 00:01:42,623 --> 00:01:43,822 ♪ Been coming around ♪ 23 00:01:43,823 --> 00:01:46,143 ♪ I know I said before, but I will never let you down ♪ 24 00:01:46,144 --> 00:01:47,742 ♪ I see you looking my way ♪ 25 00:01:47,743 --> 00:01:49,082 ♪ I felt the wind change ♪ 26 00:01:49,083 --> 00:01:51,442 ♪ We can try again and make it summer every day ♪ 27 00:01:51,443 --> 00:01:53,282 ♪ I know you've been down ♪ 28 00:01:53,283 --> 00:01:54,882 ♪ I'm still the one in your heart ♪ 29 00:01:54,883 --> 00:01:57,182 ♪ But we could get together ♪ ♪ And we'd never be apart ♪ 30 00:01:57,183 --> 00:01:59,962 ♪ I want to get down and restart ♪ 31 00:01:59,963 --> 00:02:02,682 ♪ Everything we do is a work of art ♪ 32 00:02:02,683 --> 00:02:07,683 ♪ Hey, my bae, heard you want some action ♪ 33 00:02:07,803 --> 00:02:12,803 ♪ Hey, I'm on my way, yeah, yeah, come on ♪ 34 00:02:12,923 --> 00:02:17,923 ♪ Hey, my babe, heard you want some action ♪ 35 00:02:18,004 --> 00:02:22,423 ♪ Hey, I'm on my way, come on ♪ 36 00:02:22,424 --> 00:02:23,902 ♪ I made a friend on the block ♪ 37 00:02:23,903 --> 00:02:25,143 ♪ He's everything I'm not ♪ 38 00:02:25,144 --> 00:02:27,702 ♪ Slick like a flame and fresh as E-Z Rock ♪ 39 00:02:27,703 --> 00:02:29,063 ♪ I said, how do you do it ♪ 40 00:02:29,064 --> 00:02:30,617 ♪ I take everything in stride, he said ♪ 41 00:02:30,618 --> 00:02:31,465 ♪ When the world don't vibe ♪ 42 00:02:31,466 --> 00:02:32,823 ♪ You gotta go with what's inside ♪ 43 00:02:32,824 --> 00:02:35,705 ♪ He said, break your chains, stop running in place ♪ 44 00:02:35,706 --> 00:02:37,861 ♪ Throw your inhibitions out with all your somedays ♪ 45 00:02:37,862 --> 00:02:40,922 ♪ Go get your girl, make her your world ♪ 46 00:02:40,923 --> 00:02:43,310 ♪ Come back when you get out of your head, fool ♪ 47 00:02:43,311 --> 00:02:47,303 ♪ Been living in the sun, every day a new one ♪ 48 00:02:47,304 --> 00:02:50,229 (tires screeching) 49 00:02:50,230 --> 00:02:53,230 (truck engine revs) 50 00:02:55,698 --> 00:02:57,625 - You picked the wrong day to fuck with me. 51 00:02:57,626 --> 00:02:59,544 (slow music) 52 00:02:59,545 --> 00:03:02,295 (car door slams) 53 00:03:20,948 --> 00:03:23,698 (birds chirping) 54 00:03:29,521 --> 00:03:33,234 (slow music continues) 55 00:03:33,235 --> 00:03:35,735 (window taps) 56 00:03:37,059 --> 00:03:39,809 (glass shatters) 57 00:03:44,005 --> 00:03:47,439 ♪ Welcome to my dream ♪ 58 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:51,159 ♪ It's good to see you again ♪ 59 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:54,324 ♪ We can kick back now ♪ 60 00:03:54,325 --> 00:03:58,104 ♪ The show has reached the end ♪ 61 00:03:58,105 --> 00:04:01,523 ♪ Turn out the lights ♪ 62 00:04:01,524 --> 00:04:04,224 ♪ It's late in the hour ♪ 63 00:04:04,225 --> 00:04:05,289 (Amy sighs) 64 00:04:05,290 --> 00:04:08,618 ♪ Everything you love ♪ 65 00:04:08,619 --> 00:04:12,259 ♪ Has all come home ♪ 66 00:04:12,260 --> 00:04:17,260 ♪ Farewell for now, my friend ♪ 67 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:24,200 ♪ I'll see you around again ♪ 68 00:04:26,305 --> 00:04:31,305 ♪ Farewell for now, my friend ♪ 69 00:04:33,145 --> 00:04:38,145 ♪ I'll see you around again ♪ 70 00:04:40,224 --> 00:04:42,714 ♪ Believe in me ♪ 71 00:04:42,715 --> 00:04:44,465 - Good morning, Dawn. 72 00:04:45,655 --> 00:04:47,475 What do you think, really? 73 00:04:47,476 --> 00:04:49,039 Don't be so judgmental. 74 00:04:51,057 --> 00:04:54,576 ♪ True to form forever ♪ 75 00:04:54,577 --> 00:04:56,844 ♪ Magic show, twilight ♪ 76 00:04:56,845 --> 00:04:59,148 - Alexa, play headlines. 77 00:04:59,149 --> 00:05:02,385 - [News Announcer] High today of 58 and partly cloudy skies. 78 00:05:02,386 --> 00:05:04,395 Future cast looking like it's going to stay clear 79 00:05:04,396 --> 00:05:05,625 through the weekend. 80 00:05:05,626 --> 00:05:07,605 Turning to today's big story, 81 00:05:07,606 --> 00:05:09,885 alleged prolific rapist Jim Dejello, 82 00:05:09,886 --> 00:05:11,205 or the stocking strangler, 83 00:05:11,206 --> 00:05:13,275 is facing arraignment in four days. 84 00:05:13,276 --> 00:05:14,805 He's accused of eight murders 85 00:05:14,806 --> 00:05:17,505 and 24 counts of sexual assault across three counties 86 00:05:17,506 --> 00:05:18,825 in Northern California. 87 00:05:18,826 --> 00:05:20,985 We'll bring you live up to the minute coverage. 88 00:05:20,986 --> 00:05:21,819 In sports news- 89 00:05:21,820 --> 00:05:25,064 - Good morning, Mavis, looking good today. 90 00:05:25,065 --> 00:05:27,855 (dog barks) 91 00:05:27,856 --> 00:05:31,485 Shit, Molly, what'd I tell you about staying up late, 92 00:05:31,486 --> 00:05:33,253 watching reruns of "Friends"? 93 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:38,373 (slow orchestral music) 94 00:05:55,777 --> 00:05:57,285 (tablet chirps) 95 00:05:57,286 --> 00:06:01,125 Great, I have five friends, two from work, 96 00:06:01,126 --> 00:06:04,789 two family members, and a guy from India I don't know. 97 00:06:06,766 --> 00:06:08,016 At least I have you guys. 98 00:06:09,007 --> 00:06:13,174 (slow orchestral music continues) 99 00:06:19,543 --> 00:06:21,876 (Amy sighs) 100 00:06:29,403 --> 00:06:32,066 (tablet chirps) 101 00:06:32,067 --> 00:06:36,234 (slow orchestral music continues) 102 00:06:39,499 --> 00:06:43,255 ♪ In New Orleans ♪ 103 00:06:43,256 --> 00:06:45,813 ♪ They call it the ♪ 104 00:06:45,814 --> 00:06:48,711 (door jingles) 105 00:06:48,712 --> 00:06:53,379 ♪ It's been the ruin of many a poor boy ♪ 106 00:06:56,198 --> 00:06:57,204 - Hey. 107 00:06:57,205 --> 00:06:58,038 - Come on. 108 00:06:58,039 --> 00:07:00,045 - Hey, excuse me, excuse me. - Yes, with Ellie. 109 00:07:00,046 --> 00:07:01,046 Can she do it? 110 00:07:01,876 --> 00:07:03,795 Yes, just a fill. 111 00:07:03,796 --> 00:07:05,115 - The line? 112 00:07:05,116 --> 00:07:06,945 - Unless there's time for a gel. 113 00:07:06,946 --> 00:07:07,779 - Come on. 114 00:07:07,780 --> 00:07:09,799 - Does she have time for a gel and dip? 115 00:07:11,416 --> 00:07:13,995 I have french tips on right now. 116 00:07:13,996 --> 00:07:16,249 Does Ellie have time for a gel and dip? 117 00:07:22,119 --> 00:07:23,175 (audience applauds) 118 00:07:23,176 --> 00:07:25,999 Can I add a pedicure and then gel for my toes? 119 00:07:26,836 --> 00:07:28,699 - Miss, please, there's a line. 120 00:07:30,936 --> 00:07:32,205 (barista sighs) 121 00:07:32,206 --> 00:07:34,335 - Yes, 11:00 am it is. 122 00:07:34,336 --> 00:07:37,219 Yes, okay, thank you, you're so awesome. 123 00:07:38,206 --> 00:07:40,335 I'll have a skinny oat milk latte, 124 00:07:40,336 --> 00:07:42,555 and then make sure it's organic. 125 00:07:42,556 --> 00:07:44,205 It is organic? 126 00:07:44,206 --> 00:07:45,046 - Yes, ma'am. - How do you know 127 00:07:45,047 --> 00:07:46,695 it's organic, are you just saying that? 128 00:07:46,696 --> 00:07:47,696 - It's organic. 129 00:07:52,546 --> 00:07:54,615 - Uh, hi, could I get two black coffees 130 00:07:54,616 --> 00:07:56,419 and a blueberry muffin? 131 00:07:57,886 --> 00:07:58,886 Keep the change. 132 00:08:03,372 --> 00:08:04,372 Hey. 133 00:08:07,606 --> 00:08:09,675 - What, they always fuck up your order. 134 00:08:09,676 --> 00:08:10,509 - I know. 135 00:08:10,510 --> 00:08:12,705 - Jesus, have some balls and return this crap. 136 00:08:12,706 --> 00:08:14,025 Here, I'll do it- - No, no, no, no. 137 00:08:14,026 --> 00:08:15,426 It's not, it's fine. 138 00:08:18,066 --> 00:08:20,415 So what are you, like, 58 weeks? 139 00:08:20,416 --> 00:08:23,025 - Try 22, ass wipe. 140 00:08:23,026 --> 00:08:24,555 I'm literally gonna get so fat, 141 00:08:24,556 --> 00:08:27,045 I'm gonna be the elephant in the room. 142 00:08:27,046 --> 00:08:28,905 - You and Tommy pick out a name yet? 143 00:08:28,906 --> 00:08:30,885 - No, we can't agree on a name. 144 00:08:30,886 --> 00:08:31,886 - Still? 145 00:08:32,595 --> 00:08:34,515 Is it that big a deal, just pick one. 146 00:08:34,516 --> 00:08:36,705 - Yeah, you're right, it's just the rest of her life. 147 00:08:36,706 --> 00:08:37,706 No big deal. 148 00:08:40,726 --> 00:08:42,344 Sis, are you happy? 149 00:08:42,345 --> 00:08:43,178 (Amy scoffs) 150 00:08:43,179 --> 00:08:45,841 I mean, really, like, I don't know. 151 00:08:45,842 --> 00:08:47,535 I just feel like ever since Dad passed, 152 00:08:47,536 --> 00:08:50,865 you just haven't really moved on. 153 00:08:50,866 --> 00:08:52,579 - Yeah, yeah, I'm happy. 154 00:08:55,756 --> 00:08:57,075 Uh, I'm as happy as I'm ever gonna be, 155 00:08:57,076 --> 00:09:00,010 so let's just leave it at that. 156 00:09:00,011 --> 00:09:01,011 - Okay. 157 00:09:01,726 --> 00:09:05,239 - What about you, what about the business loan? 158 00:09:06,316 --> 00:09:07,995 - I have a meeting tomorrow. 159 00:09:07,996 --> 00:09:08,829 - [Amy] Oh! 160 00:09:08,829 --> 00:09:09,766 - Well, a virtual meeting, Zoom. 161 00:09:09,767 --> 00:09:11,115 - Ugh, Zoom. 162 00:09:11,116 --> 00:09:13,485 - I know, right, it's like the millennial's response 163 00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:15,615 to the mullet, business on the top, 164 00:09:15,616 --> 00:09:16,649 party on the bottom. 165 00:09:16,650 --> 00:09:18,195 (Amy laughs) 166 00:09:18,196 --> 00:09:20,469 Hey, let's meet tomorrow after and we can celebrate. 167 00:09:21,376 --> 00:09:22,905 - Sweet. 168 00:09:22,906 --> 00:09:25,575 Shit, I should go, I gotta bring Collin his coffee. 169 00:09:25,576 --> 00:09:26,576 - Oh, God. 170 00:09:27,658 --> 00:09:28,491 - [Amy] See you tomorrow? 171 00:09:28,491 --> 00:09:29,324 - Yes. 172 00:09:29,324 --> 00:09:30,324 - [Amy] Cool. 173 00:09:31,968 --> 00:09:34,425 (upbeat music) 174 00:09:34,426 --> 00:09:37,129 - Everyone who comes in here, I give my heart to, 175 00:09:38,146 --> 00:09:42,940 and that's why I see you, I see your situation. 176 00:09:42,941 --> 00:09:44,505 The best way to get over somebody is 177 00:09:44,506 --> 00:09:45,919 to get underneath somebody- 178 00:09:48,526 --> 00:09:49,526 Amy! 179 00:09:50,506 --> 00:09:53,055 There she is, Amy. 180 00:09:53,056 --> 00:09:55,665 Come on, don't hide behind the balloons. (laughs) 181 00:09:55,666 --> 00:09:59,145 Come on out, come on, there she is. 182 00:09:59,146 --> 00:10:01,845 There you are, I'm sorry, what day is it? 183 00:10:01,846 --> 00:10:03,015 Oh, it's today, right, 184 00:10:03,016 --> 00:10:05,205 it's just later in the day than usual. 185 00:10:05,206 --> 00:10:06,039 Can I see you 186 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:08,509 in my office right freaking (snaps) now, please? 187 00:10:09,436 --> 00:10:12,349 Thank you, all right, thanks for playing. 188 00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:15,135 And thank you for playing. 189 00:10:15,136 --> 00:10:17,685 We'll take this up later. (laughs) 190 00:10:17,686 --> 00:10:19,593 Something to remember you by. 191 00:10:33,487 --> 00:10:36,070 (Collin sighs) 192 00:10:37,006 --> 00:10:40,999 I'm very disappointed in you, Amy. 193 00:10:42,586 --> 00:10:45,615 I mean, I thought that you were in a good position 194 00:10:45,616 --> 00:10:47,445 to be employee of the month, 195 00:10:47,446 --> 00:10:51,645 but you showing up four minutes late, 196 00:10:51,646 --> 00:10:54,105 that really doesn't help your chances. 197 00:10:54,106 --> 00:10:55,455 - Right, sorry, I have to ask. 198 00:10:55,456 --> 00:10:57,165 Are you watering this plant? 199 00:10:57,166 --> 00:10:59,239 I mean, come on, it needs water and love. 200 00:11:01,816 --> 00:11:06,525 - Amy, who cares about the plant? 201 00:11:06,526 --> 00:11:10,399 We are talking about your future here, (knocks) now. 202 00:11:11,686 --> 00:11:13,665 All right, I mean, look at you, Amy. (scoffs) 203 00:11:13,666 --> 00:11:18,075 You got, what, five miserable pieces of fucking flare on. 204 00:11:18,076 --> 00:11:20,775 Did we not have the flair pin talk? 205 00:11:20,776 --> 00:11:23,955 Do you think that Jen would show up to work 206 00:11:23,956 --> 00:11:26,539 with five miserable pieces of fucking flair? 207 00:11:27,496 --> 00:11:29,893 - Are we talking about Jen from "Office Space"? 208 00:11:30,854 --> 00:11:35,854 - I mean, duh, (laughs) Jen wouldn't dare set foot in work 209 00:11:37,066 --> 00:11:41,059 if she didn't have at least 19 pieces of fucking flair on. 210 00:11:42,466 --> 00:11:46,579 Girl, you just, you got, (snaps) you gotta step it up, okay? 211 00:11:47,926 --> 00:11:49,039 Is that my coffee? 212 00:11:49,936 --> 00:11:51,228 - Yes, it is. 213 00:11:51,229 --> 00:11:52,548 - Okay. 214 00:11:52,549 --> 00:11:55,966 Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, hold your horses. 215 00:12:06,034 --> 00:12:07,034 Amy, 216 00:12:07,786 --> 00:12:10,669 this coffee is cold, 217 00:12:11,926 --> 00:12:13,125 okay? 218 00:12:13,126 --> 00:12:17,779 Cold coffee makes me sad. 219 00:12:19,786 --> 00:12:21,236 You know what makes me happy? 220 00:12:22,373 --> 00:12:24,049 (indistinct), hmm? 221 00:12:25,666 --> 00:12:29,445 By the way, you are the cashier 222 00:12:29,446 --> 00:12:33,679 on the five item line today, (claps) yeah! 223 00:12:34,583 --> 00:12:36,915 All right, so try not to screw it up, okay? 224 00:12:36,916 --> 00:12:38,767 So don't forget. 225 00:12:38,768 --> 00:12:40,545 ♪ Point of purchase, sales of snacks ♪ 226 00:12:40,546 --> 00:12:43,065 At every transaction, right? 227 00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:45,949 And especially do not forget your ABC's, huh? 228 00:12:48,196 --> 00:12:50,078 - Why do I need the alphabet, Collin? 229 00:12:50,079 --> 00:12:50,912 (Collin scoffs) 230 00:12:50,913 --> 00:12:55,215 - Amy, every great salesperson knows what ABC means, okay? 231 00:12:55,216 --> 00:12:58,965 Always be closing, 232 00:12:58,966 --> 00:12:59,966 got it, huh? 233 00:13:01,576 --> 00:13:03,025 You got it, all right. 234 00:13:03,026 --> 00:13:04,755 Good, good luck. - Wow. 235 00:13:04,756 --> 00:13:06,405 You missed your true calling. 236 00:13:06,406 --> 00:13:08,016 You should be a motivational speaker. 237 00:13:08,017 --> 00:13:09,016 (Collin laughs) 238 00:13:09,017 --> 00:13:10,845 - You know, if I had a dollar for every time 239 00:13:10,846 --> 00:13:14,835 I've heard that, ah, you see what I did there? 240 00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:17,745 A dollar? (laughs) 241 00:13:17,746 --> 00:13:20,178 Yeah, I know, it was pretty good. 242 00:13:20,179 --> 00:13:24,019 What, can I have a few pieces of that? 243 00:13:25,216 --> 00:13:27,405 - Let me ask you a question. 244 00:13:27,406 --> 00:13:28,906 Does your dick touch your ass? 245 00:13:30,859 --> 00:13:31,692 (Collin laughs) 246 00:13:31,693 --> 00:13:32,775 - No. 247 00:13:32,776 --> 00:13:34,376 - Then you can't have any candy. 248 00:13:37,469 --> 00:13:40,136 (scanner beeps) 249 00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:43,815 - Okay, that'll be 46.50. 250 00:13:43,816 --> 00:13:45,915 How many bags do you want? 251 00:13:45,916 --> 00:13:47,359 - I don't need any bags. 252 00:13:50,153 --> 00:13:50,986 (register beeps) 253 00:13:50,987 --> 00:13:52,556 - Sorry, your card was declined. 254 00:13:53,866 --> 00:13:55,999 - Oh, I have another, I think. 255 00:13:57,016 --> 00:13:58,399 Yeah, here, here it is. 256 00:13:59,957 --> 00:14:00,957 - Okay. 257 00:14:02,746 --> 00:14:03,616 - [Man In Line] Come on. 258 00:14:03,617 --> 00:14:06,282 - I'm not getting any younger here. 259 00:14:06,283 --> 00:14:07,116 (register beeps) 260 00:14:07,117 --> 00:14:08,277 - Do you have another option? 261 00:14:09,856 --> 00:14:11,356 - I know what's going on here. 262 00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:13,485 - Ma'am, I'm just trying to ring people up 263 00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:15,255 with five items or less. 264 00:14:15,256 --> 00:14:19,065 - I'm done here, Collin! (snaps) 265 00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:21,813 - Mommy, is everything okay? 266 00:14:26,056 --> 00:14:27,889 You, (snaps) floor, now. 267 00:14:28,966 --> 00:14:32,042 Come on, (snaps) Cindy, register. 268 00:14:32,043 --> 00:14:32,876 (ominous orchestral music) 269 00:14:32,877 --> 00:14:34,450 - How much is this? 270 00:14:34,451 --> 00:14:35,650 - It's a dollar. 271 00:14:35,651 --> 00:14:36,911 - How much is this? 272 00:14:36,912 --> 00:14:37,871 - It's a dollar. 273 00:14:37,871 --> 00:14:38,765 - How much is this? 274 00:14:38,765 --> 00:14:39,598 - It's a dollar. 275 00:14:39,598 --> 00:14:40,431 - How much is this? 276 00:14:40,432 --> 00:14:41,755 - It's a dollar. 277 00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:44,339 - Hey, hey, how much are these? 278 00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:47,080 Everything's just a dollar? 279 00:14:47,081 --> 00:14:49,165 Oh, man, heck, yeah. 280 00:14:49,166 --> 00:14:50,486 - How much is this? 281 00:14:50,487 --> 00:14:51,487 - A dollar. 282 00:14:52,419 --> 00:14:53,959 - What if I buy four? 283 00:14:55,246 --> 00:14:57,709 - It's gonna be four fucking dollars. 284 00:15:01,336 --> 00:15:02,336 - Amy. 285 00:15:03,376 --> 00:15:04,376 Amy? 286 00:15:05,956 --> 00:15:06,956 Amy. 287 00:15:08,386 --> 00:15:12,915 There she is, there you are. (laughs) 288 00:15:12,916 --> 00:15:14,569 You're scaring the customers. 289 00:15:16,696 --> 00:15:18,345 - Oh, sorry. 290 00:15:18,346 --> 00:15:21,045 - Hey, everyone, it's okay, it's all right. 291 00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:23,325 Here's what we're gonna do, all right? 292 00:15:23,326 --> 00:15:25,635 You're just gonna take the rest of the day off. 293 00:15:25,636 --> 00:15:28,725 You're gonna come back in tomorrow, okay? 294 00:15:28,726 --> 00:15:31,699 Wait, how many fingers am I holding up? 295 00:15:33,191 --> 00:15:34,555 - 10. 296 00:15:34,556 --> 00:15:36,525 - Good, 10, that's right. 297 00:15:36,526 --> 00:15:38,505 That's good, that's how many pieces of flair 298 00:15:38,506 --> 00:15:40,785 you're gonna wear tomorrow when you come in, okay? 299 00:15:40,786 --> 00:15:45,430 Not five, 10 pieces of flair, all right? 300 00:15:45,431 --> 00:15:48,525 Okay, good, good, okay. 301 00:15:48,526 --> 00:15:50,026 All right, (laughs) all right. 302 00:15:57,841 --> 00:15:58,841 - Girl. 303 00:16:00,286 --> 00:16:02,420 I think the stress is getting to you. 304 00:16:02,421 --> 00:16:03,254 - Yeah. 305 00:16:03,255 --> 00:16:06,565 - Take the day and relax, all right? 306 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:09,899 (slow meditative music) 307 00:16:27,373 --> 00:16:28,793 - You can come back now. 308 00:17:02,142 --> 00:17:04,559 (man snores) 309 00:17:09,898 --> 00:17:12,315 (man snores) 310 00:17:36,373 --> 00:17:38,706 (man farts) 311 00:17:42,878 --> 00:17:47,282 - [Announcer] 95 mile an hour fast ball, two down. 312 00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:49,755 Hoff's on home plate, Sarkozy jumps- 313 00:17:49,756 --> 00:17:53,206 - Hey, baby mama. - Oh my goodness, hello. 314 00:17:53,207 --> 00:17:54,040 Ugh. 315 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,040 - Yeah? 316 00:17:56,626 --> 00:17:57,795 How's she doing? 317 00:17:57,796 --> 00:17:59,385 - [Mary] Good, we're tired. 318 00:17:59,386 --> 00:18:01,309 - [Tommy] Hmm, shopping? 319 00:18:02,476 --> 00:18:03,309 - No. 320 00:18:03,309 --> 00:18:04,142 - Yes. 321 00:18:04,142 --> 00:18:05,026 - Yes? 322 00:18:05,027 --> 00:18:06,585 - That was a yes no, right there. 323 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:09,435 - It was, I only went to a couple stores. 324 00:18:09,436 --> 00:18:10,426 - Oh, a couple? 325 00:18:10,426 --> 00:18:11,259 - Yeah. 326 00:18:11,260 --> 00:18:13,485 - We gonna talk about what stores these were? 327 00:18:13,486 --> 00:18:15,654 - No, I would rather talk about your day. 328 00:18:15,655 --> 00:18:18,125 - Ah, I bet, okay, my day, huh? 329 00:18:18,126 --> 00:18:19,036 - Mm-hmm. 330 00:18:19,036 --> 00:18:19,869 - How was my day? 331 00:18:19,870 --> 00:18:21,104 - Yes. 332 00:18:21,105 --> 00:18:23,685 - Uh, my day, uh, ooh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. 333 00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:27,945 I had a student projectile vomit on my shoes today. 334 00:18:27,946 --> 00:18:30,465 What was the best part of y'all's day? 335 00:18:30,466 --> 00:18:34,305 - Ooh, if everything goes as planned, 336 00:18:34,306 --> 00:18:36,224 I'm gonna get my bank loan tomorrow. 337 00:18:36,225 --> 00:18:37,664 - Yo, for real? 338 00:18:37,665 --> 00:18:38,498 - Yeah. 339 00:18:38,499 --> 00:18:41,729 - Ah, I see you, babe, way to go, good job. 340 00:18:41,730 --> 00:18:44,669 - Thank you, so 'tis that time. 341 00:18:44,670 --> 00:18:45,503 - Hmm. 342 00:18:45,504 --> 00:18:46,523 - I need baby names. 343 00:18:46,524 --> 00:18:48,413 - Baby names, for the baby? 344 00:18:48,414 --> 00:18:49,665 - Yeah, yeah, no, for the dog. 345 00:18:49,666 --> 00:18:50,755 What do you mean, yeah. 346 00:18:50,756 --> 00:18:52,669 - Yeah, I think we have Zoe. 347 00:18:54,136 --> 00:18:55,395 - Okay. 348 00:18:55,396 --> 00:18:56,997 - Kelly, 349 00:18:56,998 --> 00:18:57,998 which, which, which 350 00:18:59,476 --> 00:19:01,005 spinner fingers are you feeling right now? 351 00:19:01,006 --> 00:19:02,006 Zoe or Kelly? 352 00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:04,395 - You know, we have a few more months, it's fine. 353 00:19:04,396 --> 00:19:06,225 We'll, we'll figure it out. 354 00:19:06,226 --> 00:19:07,395 - Do you like those though, right? 355 00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:08,229 - Yeah, I like them. 356 00:19:08,229 --> 00:19:09,062 - They're great. 357 00:19:09,063 --> 00:19:10,635 - I like them, um- 358 00:19:10,636 --> 00:19:13,245 - [Tommy] Well, what was the worst part of your day? 359 00:19:13,246 --> 00:19:15,739 - Hmm, probably seeing Ames. 360 00:19:18,346 --> 00:19:21,405 I don't know, she's, she's definitely had a rough go 361 00:19:21,406 --> 00:19:22,766 of it since Dad died, but 362 00:19:24,076 --> 00:19:26,376 I don't know, just sister's intuition tells me 363 00:19:27,385 --> 00:19:29,389 that something else is going on. 364 00:19:32,146 --> 00:19:35,625 - Yeah, it takes time. 365 00:19:35,626 --> 00:19:39,499 You know, people, people heal on their own schedules. 366 00:19:41,743 --> 00:19:44,660 - Yeah, yeah, I know, you're right. 367 00:19:46,126 --> 00:19:48,609 - Yeah, she'll be back to her old self someday soon, babe. 368 00:19:50,446 --> 00:19:53,145 - Well, in the meantime, 369 00:19:53,146 --> 00:19:56,982 I guess we can binge watch some "90 Day Fiance." 370 00:19:56,983 --> 00:19:58,305 - Oh, yeah. 371 00:19:58,306 --> 00:19:59,139 - Or "Hoarders." 372 00:19:59,140 --> 00:20:00,762 - Mm, okay, that's cool, yeah. 373 00:20:00,763 --> 00:20:01,942 Which one do you want to watch? 374 00:20:01,943 --> 00:20:02,916 - "90 Day Fiance." 375 00:20:02,917 --> 00:20:05,205 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, me too, me too, me too. 376 00:20:05,206 --> 00:20:07,606 - Oh, did you get my sardines and whipped cream? 377 00:20:09,463 --> 00:20:10,613 - Oh, you were serious? 378 00:20:12,736 --> 00:20:13,815 - Don't judge me. 379 00:20:13,816 --> 00:20:15,829 - Oh, oh my God. 380 00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:18,966 Baby, where did that voice come from? 381 00:20:20,806 --> 00:20:21,639 - The baby. 382 00:20:21,639 --> 00:20:22,472 - It was the baby? 383 00:20:22,473 --> 00:20:24,225 Don't you put that on our baby. (Mary laughs) 384 00:20:24,226 --> 00:20:28,352 Don't you put that on our baby, mm-mm. (laughs) 385 00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:30,182 (crickets chirping) 386 00:20:30,183 --> 00:20:33,002 (dog barks) 387 00:20:33,003 --> 00:20:35,385 (Amy sighs) 388 00:20:35,386 --> 00:20:39,259 - Sure, he cheats on you every weekend, but it makes sense. 389 00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:44,385 (Amy scoffs) 390 00:20:44,386 --> 00:20:47,329 Congratulations, nobody cares. 391 00:20:50,026 --> 00:20:51,026 Oh my, 392 00:20:52,853 --> 00:20:57,045 nobody cares about Jimmy's grades 393 00:20:57,046 --> 00:20:59,063 except his helicopter mom. 394 00:21:02,063 --> 00:21:05,041 No. (sighs) 395 00:21:05,042 --> 00:21:07,160 (tablet chirps) 396 00:21:07,161 --> 00:21:10,033 (Amy sighs) 397 00:21:10,034 --> 00:21:12,701 (tablet chirps) 398 00:21:16,246 --> 00:21:19,163 (slow piano music) 399 00:21:30,926 --> 00:21:34,404 ♪ It's a little bit crazy ♪ 400 00:21:34,405 --> 00:21:37,845 ♪ You're suddenly blurry, no ♪ 401 00:21:37,846 --> 00:21:42,846 ♪ I wonder if anything was real ♪ 402 00:21:44,665 --> 00:21:47,748 ♪ All our history's hazy ♪ 403 00:21:47,749 --> 00:21:48,584 - What do you think? 404 00:21:48,585 --> 00:21:52,713 ♪ Like driving in the pouring rain ♪ 405 00:21:52,714 --> 00:21:56,438 - I know, I look as beautiful as ever. 406 00:21:56,439 --> 00:21:57,709 Must be the new flair. 407 00:22:00,812 --> 00:22:02,745 (Amy sighs) 408 00:22:02,746 --> 00:22:03,979 Alexa, headlines. 409 00:22:04,846 --> 00:22:05,816 - [News Announcer] Turning now to news, 410 00:22:05,817 --> 00:22:08,085 after 40 years of mayhem, the alleged 411 00:22:08,086 --> 00:22:09,105 stocking strangler- - Good morning, Dawn. 412 00:22:09,106 --> 00:22:10,695 - [News Announcer] Who devastated our city for 40 years- 413 00:22:10,696 --> 00:22:11,686 - Geez, you're really not living up 414 00:22:11,687 --> 00:22:14,269 to your name this morning, are you? 415 00:22:15,496 --> 00:22:18,615 I'm hoping for a new dawn, except I'm living 416 00:22:18,616 --> 00:22:22,769 in "Groundhog Day," story of my real life. (scoffs) 417 00:22:23,933 --> 00:22:28,371 ♪ I'm trying to be open, but ♪ 418 00:22:28,372 --> 00:22:30,745 - Good morning, Mavis. 419 00:22:30,746 --> 00:22:33,259 I put some CBD oil in your water this morning. 420 00:22:34,696 --> 00:22:36,062 I hope that's not too incestuous 421 00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:38,872 in the plant world. (laughs) 422 00:22:38,873 --> 00:22:43,873 ♪ Before we're leaving here ♪ 423 00:22:45,472 --> 00:22:50,472 ♪ Before we're leaving here ♪ 424 00:22:54,512 --> 00:22:57,701 ♪ I know it ain't easy ♪ 425 00:22:57,702 --> 00:22:59,551 ♪ But there's something ♪ 426 00:22:59,552 --> 00:23:00,552 - Oh, God. 427 00:23:08,508 --> 00:23:11,341 (computer chirps) 428 00:23:14,566 --> 00:23:17,565 - Okay, Mrs. Taylor. 429 00:23:17,566 --> 00:23:20,115 - It's Mary, you can call me Mary. 430 00:23:20,116 --> 00:23:23,505 - So Mrs. Taylor, have you given any thought 431 00:23:23,506 --> 00:23:26,745 to what you'd like to use as collateral for this loan? 432 00:23:26,746 --> 00:23:28,396 - I was thinking about our condo. 433 00:23:29,446 --> 00:23:32,865 - Oh, okay, the condo with no equity. 434 00:23:32,866 --> 00:23:35,535 I'm gonna guess that you don't know what equity is 435 00:23:35,536 --> 00:23:37,669 because you don't have any. 436 00:23:38,716 --> 00:23:40,515 Does that sound right? 437 00:23:40,516 --> 00:23:43,275 We're not in the risk business, Mrs. Taylor, 438 00:23:43,276 --> 00:23:45,195 so we're not gonna give you money 439 00:23:45,196 --> 00:23:47,779 that you can't pay back, okay? 440 00:23:49,306 --> 00:23:50,306 Okay? 441 00:23:51,016 --> 00:23:54,285 However, if maybe Mommy and Daddy could cosign this loan, 442 00:23:54,286 --> 00:23:55,286 we could do it. 443 00:23:56,056 --> 00:23:59,265 - Um, no, my mom left us when I was two 444 00:23:59,266 --> 00:24:01,725 and never looked back. - Wait, was it a pool boy? 445 00:24:01,726 --> 00:24:02,716 It could have been a pool boy. 446 00:24:02,717 --> 00:24:04,245 Pool boy? - No, no. 447 00:24:04,246 --> 00:24:07,125 She just, she just left. 448 00:24:07,126 --> 00:24:08,985 Look, I really need this loan 449 00:24:08,986 --> 00:24:10,605 so that I can start my music studio. 450 00:24:10,606 --> 00:24:12,110 - Oh my God, let me guess. 451 00:24:12,111 --> 00:24:15,315 You want to be the next "American Idol"? 452 00:24:15,316 --> 00:24:19,185 Yeah, yeah, I can see it. 453 00:24:19,186 --> 00:24:22,545 - Listen, my dad passed away and it was our dream 454 00:24:22,546 --> 00:24:24,645 to start this music studio together. 455 00:24:24,646 --> 00:24:26,865 Then his douche bag friend, Mr. Dalmer, 456 00:24:26,866 --> 00:24:29,775 told my dad on his deathbed that the mob was gonna kill him 457 00:24:29,776 --> 00:24:32,599 if he didn't pay his $300,000 gambling debt. 458 00:24:33,856 --> 00:24:35,656 - Do you know what that sounds like? 459 00:24:36,616 --> 00:24:38,116 That sounds like your problem. 460 00:24:39,256 --> 00:24:41,655 - Okay, so when he died, me and my sister went 461 00:24:41,656 --> 00:24:42,885 to try to collect the money 462 00:24:42,886 --> 00:24:44,385 and he said, "Go screw yourself," 463 00:24:44,386 --> 00:24:46,965 and we said we'd sue, he said, "Get in line," 464 00:24:46,966 --> 00:24:48,345 and that was just, it was four years ago. 465 00:24:48,346 --> 00:24:49,186 I just, I don't know, 466 00:24:49,187 --> 00:24:51,135 I don't understand how someone could do that. 467 00:24:51,136 --> 00:24:52,575 - I don't know, with a name like Dalmer, 468 00:24:52,576 --> 00:24:54,819 maybe you're just lucky he didn't eat your face off. 469 00:24:58,816 --> 00:25:01,185 - So I assume we have a deal? 470 00:25:01,186 --> 00:25:05,175 - Yes, it's a no, what is wrong with you? 471 00:25:05,176 --> 00:25:07,155 We're done here, we're done. 472 00:25:07,156 --> 00:25:09,645 Have a nice day, or don't, I don't care. 473 00:25:09,646 --> 00:25:13,635 We're done here, have a nice day, okay, okay, God. 474 00:25:13,636 --> 00:25:14,955 What is wrong with this lady? 475 00:25:14,956 --> 00:25:16,695 How come I have to start my mornings 476 00:25:16,696 --> 00:25:19,845 with idiots every fricking time? 477 00:25:19,846 --> 00:25:20,823 I need a latte. 478 00:25:20,824 --> 00:25:23,656 (computer chirps) 479 00:25:42,914 --> 00:25:46,245 - Hey, hey, Doc, and your friend. 480 00:25:46,246 --> 00:25:47,696 I'm gonna save you some time. 481 00:25:49,426 --> 00:25:51,855 I'm just under a lot of stress right now. 482 00:25:51,856 --> 00:25:53,299 - Well, that's not good. 483 00:25:54,466 --> 00:25:55,299 I'm afraid to say 484 00:25:55,300 --> 00:25:58,335 that this is something a little more definitive. 485 00:25:58,336 --> 00:25:59,286 I'd like you to meet- 486 00:25:59,287 --> 00:26:00,954 - Hey, Doc, I'm sorry, I really hate to be rude, 487 00:26:00,955 --> 00:26:02,078 but I've got a boss that's looking 488 00:26:02,079 --> 00:26:03,765 for any excuse to fire me, 489 00:26:03,766 --> 00:26:04,995 so if we could just wrap this up. 490 00:26:04,996 --> 00:26:07,635 - We received, we received your test results 491 00:26:07,636 --> 00:26:12,079 from last week, and I'm sorry to tell you, Amy, 492 00:26:13,966 --> 00:26:18,966 you have a brain tumor, and unfortunately, it's inoperable. 493 00:26:19,186 --> 00:26:22,335 This is Dr. Krause, she's an oncologist 494 00:26:22,336 --> 00:26:24,735 and one of the leading in our field, 495 00:26:24,736 --> 00:26:27,829 and she can explain things a little further for you. 496 00:26:28,936 --> 00:26:32,179 - Amy, you have a glioblastoma. 497 00:26:33,306 --> 00:26:34,858 - A what? 498 00:26:34,859 --> 00:26:37,523 - You have a glioblastoma. 499 00:26:37,524 --> 00:26:40,425 It's a brain tumor, and not only that, 500 00:26:40,426 --> 00:26:43,369 it's one of the fastest growing brain tumors. 501 00:26:44,206 --> 00:26:45,319 - Okay, uh, 502 00:26:46,726 --> 00:26:47,985 okay, what's the treatment plan? 503 00:26:47,986 --> 00:26:49,365 Like, what do I, what? 504 00:26:49,366 --> 00:26:51,555 - There's no easy way to say this, Amy, 505 00:26:51,556 --> 00:26:53,925 but there is no treatment. 506 00:26:53,926 --> 00:26:56,055 - There's no chemo that it would respond to 507 00:26:56,056 --> 00:26:58,489 and it's gone too far for radiation. 508 00:26:59,476 --> 00:27:01,665 - Unfortunately, you only have, 509 00:27:01,666 --> 00:27:04,673 you only have days to live, maybe a week at most. 510 00:27:04,674 --> 00:27:05,925 (Amy cries) 511 00:27:05,926 --> 00:27:08,715 I would take the necessary steps, 512 00:27:08,716 --> 00:27:11,248 get your affairs in order, your finances- 513 00:27:11,249 --> 00:27:13,267 (slow music) 514 00:27:13,268 --> 00:27:17,965 ♪ Carry me ♪ 515 00:27:17,966 --> 00:27:22,216 ♪ Wherever you go, wherever you go ♪ 516 00:27:24,055 --> 00:27:25,933 (Amy screams) 517 00:27:25,934 --> 00:27:30,518 ♪ Carry me ♪ 518 00:27:30,519 --> 00:27:34,035 ♪ Wherever you go ♪ 519 00:27:34,036 --> 00:27:39,036 ♪ Wherever you go ♪ 520 00:27:39,151 --> 00:27:41,401 ♪ Carry me ♪ 521 00:27:42,375 --> 00:27:44,040 (Amy cries) 522 00:27:44,041 --> 00:27:47,453 ♪ Wherever you go ♪ 523 00:27:47,454 --> 00:27:52,390 ♪ Wherever you go ♪ 524 00:27:52,391 --> 00:27:55,925 ♪ Show me how to slow down ♪ 525 00:27:55,926 --> 00:28:00,926 ♪ 'Cause I've been going too fast for my own good now ♪ 526 00:28:03,389 --> 00:28:07,472 - Why? (cries) 527 00:28:15,818 --> 00:28:18,059 (phone vibrates) 528 00:28:18,060 --> 00:28:20,977 (slow piano music) 529 00:28:42,982 --> 00:28:45,565 (door jingles) 530 00:28:47,176 --> 00:28:48,439 Nice Zoom outfit, sis. 531 00:28:49,882 --> 00:28:51,405 I hope you're celebrating. 532 00:28:51,406 --> 00:28:53,985 - Does it look like I'm celebrating? 533 00:28:53,986 --> 00:28:55,486 - [Amy] If it's Cinco de Mayo. 534 00:28:57,676 --> 00:28:59,376 - I fucking got turned down again. 535 00:29:02,446 --> 00:29:05,145 Whatever, enough about me. 536 00:29:05,146 --> 00:29:09,198 It's dead, my dream is dead. 537 00:29:09,199 --> 00:29:10,995 (Amy laughs) 538 00:29:10,996 --> 00:29:14,059 - Ow, bad choice of words. 539 00:29:17,386 --> 00:29:18,386 - What do you mean? 540 00:29:20,236 --> 00:29:21,236 - Uh, 541 00:29:26,566 --> 00:29:28,066 I only have days left to live. 542 00:29:33,586 --> 00:29:35,199 - [Mary] What are you talking about? 543 00:29:37,216 --> 00:29:41,089 - Um, (cries) I'm sorry. 544 00:29:44,536 --> 00:29:45,986 I don't know how to say this. 545 00:29:49,336 --> 00:29:50,629 I have a, uh, 546 00:29:52,306 --> 00:29:54,709 an inoperable brain tumor. 547 00:29:58,666 --> 00:30:00,939 It's crazy. (cries) 548 00:30:04,079 --> 00:30:05,239 I have days to live. 549 00:30:06,971 --> 00:30:09,843 - No. (cries) 550 00:30:09,844 --> 00:30:11,330 - Yeah. 551 00:30:11,331 --> 00:30:12,331 - Oh, no. 552 00:30:13,370 --> 00:30:17,914 Oh, no, (cries) I need you. - I'm so sorry. 553 00:30:17,915 --> 00:30:21,514 - I need you now, no. (cries) 554 00:30:21,515 --> 00:30:24,848 (slow orchestral music) 555 00:30:36,256 --> 00:30:41,049 I'm gonna be there with you every step of the way, okay? 556 00:30:42,830 --> 00:30:43,830 I promise. 557 00:30:46,235 --> 00:30:47,235 Um, 558 00:30:49,906 --> 00:30:52,969 how would you like to spend your last few days? 559 00:30:55,516 --> 00:30:59,205 - Uh, I don't know. 560 00:30:59,206 --> 00:31:01,455 I thought about that on the way over. 561 00:31:01,456 --> 00:31:04,695 I was thinking maybe, maybe I need one of those, like, 562 00:31:04,696 --> 00:31:08,565 bucket lists, like, go on an African safari or something. 563 00:31:08,566 --> 00:31:10,665 - I think you need a shit load of money 564 00:31:10,666 --> 00:31:13,335 and a private jet to get you there with a few days to live. 565 00:31:13,336 --> 00:31:16,245 - Ugh, right, do you think the lady 566 00:31:16,246 --> 00:31:18,105 at the bank would lend me some money? 567 00:31:18,106 --> 00:31:22,575 - No, (laughs) you're broke, and so am I, apparently. 568 00:31:22,576 --> 00:31:24,855 Well, I know we could do a VIP tour 569 00:31:24,856 --> 00:31:27,075 at the Sacramento Zoo, I know a guy. 570 00:31:27,076 --> 00:31:30,123 - No, God, that's even more depressing. 571 00:31:32,814 --> 00:31:35,114 God, it's always so much easier in the movies. 572 00:31:40,673 --> 00:31:43,596 (slow music) 573 00:31:43,597 --> 00:31:46,866 ♪ We can kick back now ♪ 574 00:31:46,867 --> 00:31:50,586 ♪ The show has reached the end ♪ 575 00:31:50,587 --> 00:31:53,754 ♪ Turn out the lights ♪ 576 00:31:55,363 --> 00:31:57,739 - Oh, I love the shit out of you, sis. 577 00:31:59,416 --> 00:32:03,229 But the reality is, the real Amy died when Dad did. 578 00:32:04,156 --> 00:32:06,555 Why don't you actually live a little 579 00:32:06,556 --> 00:32:08,355 with the time you have left? 580 00:32:08,356 --> 00:32:10,724 Besides, you don't need some bucket list. 581 00:32:10,725 --> 00:32:13,642 (slow piano music) 582 00:32:16,426 --> 00:32:17,426 Amy? 583 00:32:20,455 --> 00:32:24,289 What you need is a goddamn fucket list! 584 00:32:24,290 --> 00:32:26,707 (Amy laughs) 585 00:32:28,088 --> 00:32:29,865 - Uh, what the hell is a fucket list? 586 00:32:29,866 --> 00:32:32,595 - A fucket list is exactly what it sounds like, 587 00:32:32,596 --> 00:32:35,535 saying fuck it to anyone or anything 588 00:32:35,536 --> 00:32:37,545 that you think is bullshit. 589 00:32:37,546 --> 00:32:39,195 Everyone else wants to to do it, but we can't 590 00:32:39,196 --> 00:32:42,285 because we have to pay the consequences the next day. 591 00:32:42,286 --> 00:32:44,925 But you, my darling sister, 592 00:32:44,926 --> 00:32:48,079 have been given a gift and a curse. 593 00:32:54,206 --> 00:32:56,363 (crickets chirping) 594 00:32:56,364 --> 00:32:58,697 (Amy sighs) 595 00:33:27,406 --> 00:33:30,310 - Fuck it, fuck it all. 596 00:33:30,311 --> 00:33:32,728 (slow music) 597 00:33:35,387 --> 00:33:39,390 ♪ Ain't nobody here to tell me ♪ 598 00:33:39,391 --> 00:33:43,670 ♪ How I'm gonna climb this mountain ♪ 599 00:33:43,671 --> 00:33:46,278 ♪ Oh, stay right beside me ♪ 600 00:33:46,279 --> 00:33:51,279 ♪ Watch me climb, watch me climb, watch me ♪ 601 00:33:51,955 --> 00:33:56,032 ♪ Ain't nobody here to guide me ♪ 602 00:33:56,033 --> 00:34:00,126 ♪ How am I to cross this river ♪ 603 00:34:00,127 --> 00:34:02,995 ♪ Oh, stay right beside me ♪ 604 00:34:02,996 --> 00:34:06,831 ♪ Watch me cross, watch me cross, watch me ♪ 605 00:34:06,832 --> 00:34:09,582 (birds chirping) 606 00:34:23,444 --> 00:34:26,194 (car horn honks) 607 00:34:29,111 --> 00:34:30,111 - Ugh. 608 00:34:34,561 --> 00:34:37,236 (Amy sighs) 609 00:34:37,237 --> 00:34:40,237 (upbeat rock music) 610 00:34:41,625 --> 00:34:43,542 It's a new fucking day. 611 00:34:52,246 --> 00:34:53,835 Alexa, play headlines. 612 00:34:53,836 --> 00:34:55,005 - [News Announcer] Where the stocking strangler 613 00:34:55,006 --> 00:34:57,861 is facing arraignment in the morning. 614 00:34:57,862 --> 00:35:00,487 ♪ Too late, it's a fatal attraction ♪ 615 00:35:00,488 --> 00:35:03,424 ♪ Coming to you, can I get a reaction ♪ 616 00:35:03,425 --> 00:35:06,224 ♪ Got a fever and I'm running on passion ♪ 617 00:35:06,225 --> 00:35:09,145 ♪ Let it go, flip the switch, yeah ♪ 618 00:35:09,146 --> 00:35:11,945 ♪ Ooh ♪ 619 00:35:11,946 --> 00:35:14,745 ♪ Ooh ♪ 620 00:35:14,746 --> 00:35:17,544 ♪ Ooh ♪ 621 00:35:17,545 --> 00:35:19,378 ♪ Ooh ♪ 622 00:35:20,425 --> 00:35:23,223 - Breakfast of champions. 623 00:35:23,224 --> 00:35:25,582 ♪ What you waiting for ♪ 624 00:35:25,583 --> 00:35:27,441 - [Amy] You picked the wrong day to fuck with me. 625 00:35:27,442 --> 00:35:29,600 (glass shatters) 626 00:35:29,601 --> 00:35:31,841 ♪ What are you waiting for ♪ 627 00:35:31,842 --> 00:35:33,081 ♪ Before you lose it now ♪ 628 00:35:33,082 --> 00:35:36,200 ♪ Play for kicks, hey ♪ 629 00:35:36,201 --> 00:35:38,881 ♪ Ooh ♪ 630 00:35:38,882 --> 00:35:41,921 ♪ Ooh ♪ 631 00:35:41,922 --> 00:35:42,755 ♪ Ooh ♪ 632 00:35:42,756 --> 00:35:45,338 (group cheers) 633 00:35:46,699 --> 00:35:49,430 - [Amy] Hey, Riley, have a good day at school, 634 00:35:49,431 --> 00:35:51,600 and don't tell your mom about this, okay. 635 00:35:51,601 --> 00:35:52,679 - Okay. 636 00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:56,347 (slow rock music continues) 637 00:35:58,611 --> 00:35:59,917 ♪ Before you lose it now ♪ 638 00:35:59,918 --> 00:36:01,577 ♪ Make it stick, hey ♪ 639 00:36:01,578 --> 00:36:04,161 (group cheers) 640 00:36:06,345 --> 00:36:11,345 ♪ Hey ♪ 641 00:36:12,685 --> 00:36:15,344 ♪ Got a fever and I'm running on empty ♪ 642 00:36:15,345 --> 00:36:18,104 ♪ Kill time with some things that distract me ♪ 643 00:36:18,105 --> 00:36:20,948 ♪ Cut teeth on bites with no meaning ♪ 644 00:36:20,949 --> 00:36:23,705 ♪ Wide awake 'cause the clock is screaming ♪ 645 00:36:23,706 --> 00:36:25,335 ♪ Taste the gold ♪ 646 00:36:25,336 --> 00:36:29,385 - Bitch, uh-huh, that bitch gave my son a C, 647 00:36:29,386 --> 00:36:32,805 a C on a Spanish paper that I wrote. 648 00:36:32,806 --> 00:36:36,855 I have three years of Spanish, the nerve, bitch. 649 00:36:36,856 --> 00:36:41,235 Uh-huh, that bitch gave my son a C, a C on- 650 00:36:41,236 --> 00:36:43,005 - Can I please take your order? 651 00:36:43,006 --> 00:36:45,075 - The nerve, what the, what are you doing? 652 00:36:45,076 --> 00:36:47,855 - I'm doing what everyone wishes they could do. 653 00:36:47,856 --> 00:36:51,023 (slow dramatic music) 654 00:36:52,407 --> 00:36:55,157 (phone shatters) 655 00:36:56,712 --> 00:37:00,712 (slow dramatic music continues) 656 00:37:50,753 --> 00:37:52,789 Collin, can I have a word? 657 00:37:53,746 --> 00:37:55,245 - Sure. 658 00:37:55,246 --> 00:37:58,055 - Yeah, um, I'm turning in my notice. 659 00:37:58,056 --> 00:37:58,889 (Collin laughs) 660 00:37:58,890 --> 00:38:02,025 - Don't bother, you're fired. (laughs) 661 00:38:02,026 --> 00:38:03,705 And don't worry about waiting around 662 00:38:03,706 --> 00:38:06,229 for that last check 'cause it ain't coming, 663 00:38:07,606 --> 00:38:08,775 unless, of course, you're willing 664 00:38:08,776 --> 00:38:10,969 to part with a goodbye smooch. 665 00:38:11,926 --> 00:38:12,926 - Absolutely. 666 00:38:14,525 --> 00:38:15,858 Close your eyes. 667 00:38:20,130 --> 00:38:23,939 ♪ Your birthday was a day ago ♪ 668 00:38:23,940 --> 00:38:27,929 ♪ I didn't send you a thing ♪ 669 00:38:27,930 --> 00:38:32,930 ♪ A little (indistinct) we're having ♪ 670 00:38:33,014 --> 00:38:37,097 ♪ Has gotten me on the downswing ♪ 671 00:38:43,324 --> 00:38:46,074 (glass shatters) 672 00:38:48,072 --> 00:38:52,059 - Hi, it's five items, now get out! 673 00:38:52,060 --> 00:38:57,060 ♪ Early morning plane brings me back to better days ♪ 674 00:38:59,801 --> 00:39:01,584 ♪ Lazy hangs, lazy sun ♪ 675 00:39:01,585 --> 00:39:02,717 - Balloons! 676 00:39:02,718 --> 00:39:06,468 ♪ They told me I was the one ♪ 677 00:39:07,406 --> 00:39:10,825 - You go, girl! (laughs) 678 00:39:10,826 --> 00:39:15,624 ♪ Sometimes fire, sometimes cold ♪ 679 00:39:15,625 --> 00:39:18,970 ♪ Trying to hold my own ♪ 680 00:39:18,971 --> 00:39:22,554 ♪ While I'm here all alone ♪ 681 00:39:24,711 --> 00:39:26,257 - Collin? 682 00:39:26,258 --> 00:39:27,091 (Collin whimpers) 683 00:39:27,091 --> 00:39:28,091 Collin! 684 00:39:31,773 --> 00:39:33,012 Oh my God. 685 00:39:33,013 --> 00:39:35,763 (Collin mumbles) 686 00:39:37,166 --> 00:39:40,129 - Hey, can I get a sip of that? 687 00:39:41,146 --> 00:39:42,946 - Does your dick touch your asshole? 688 00:39:44,776 --> 00:39:47,505 - Yes, it does. 689 00:39:47,506 --> 00:39:49,249 - Then go fuck yourself. 690 00:39:50,849 --> 00:39:53,432 ♪ With nothing ♪ 691 00:40:05,377 --> 00:40:10,377 (slow meditative music) (man snores) 692 00:40:20,716 --> 00:40:22,965 - Look, let me get a deep tissue massage. 693 00:40:22,966 --> 00:40:25,366 These Zoom calls are making my back really hurt. 694 00:40:26,447 --> 00:40:29,745 - Hey, that's the bitch who turned me down at the bank. 695 00:40:29,746 --> 00:40:30,579 - [Amy] Are you sure? 696 00:40:30,579 --> 00:40:31,545 - Yes. 697 00:40:31,546 --> 00:40:33,795 - Okay, let me handle this. 698 00:40:34,786 --> 00:40:36,946 Can you give us a minute? - [Massage Therapist] Mm-hmm. 699 00:40:38,724 --> 00:40:42,891 (slow meditative music continues) 700 00:41:05,699 --> 00:41:08,116 (man snores) 701 00:41:20,866 --> 00:41:23,599 - I said focus on my lower back, did you fail anatomy? 702 00:41:27,745 --> 00:41:30,245 (Mary laughs) 703 00:41:34,023 --> 00:41:36,413 (Amy laughs) 704 00:41:36,414 --> 00:41:38,199 That's more like it. 705 00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:40,879 (Amy laughs) 706 00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:43,297 (man snores) 707 00:41:46,881 --> 00:41:48,548 - Lovely back, miss. 708 00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:54,577 - I like it hard. 709 00:41:55,596 --> 00:41:57,885 - Yeah, it's, (coughs) it's acupuncture, mate. 710 00:41:57,886 --> 00:41:58,886 Glad you like it. 711 00:42:01,620 --> 00:42:04,144 (Amy laughs) 712 00:42:04,145 --> 00:42:06,645 (Mary laughs) 713 00:42:09,780 --> 00:42:11,978 (man snores) 714 00:42:11,979 --> 00:42:15,646 - You fucking walrus, stop snoring, stop it! 715 00:42:16,846 --> 00:42:20,145 What the, what the hell, what are you? 716 00:42:20,146 --> 00:42:22,665 I knew you were from trash. 717 00:42:22,666 --> 00:42:25,516 I'm glad I didn't give you a loan, what the hell are you, 718 00:42:27,496 --> 00:42:29,685 what are you doing, why are you here? 719 00:42:29,686 --> 00:42:34,305 Look, um, I, um, you're better than this. 720 00:42:34,306 --> 00:42:37,645 - You know, she might be better than this, but I'm not. 721 00:42:37,646 --> 00:42:40,388 - Don't you fucking, oh my God! 722 00:42:40,389 --> 00:42:41,985 (slow rock music) 723 00:42:41,986 --> 00:42:44,486 (Mary laughs) 724 00:42:50,137 --> 00:42:53,216 (man snores) 725 00:42:53,217 --> 00:42:57,957 ♪ Walks into a bar in Arkansas ♪ 726 00:42:57,958 --> 00:43:02,944 ♪ He says I'm looking for the man who shot my pa ♪ 727 00:43:02,945 --> 00:43:05,976 ♪ And I don't know about all of y'all ♪ 728 00:43:05,977 --> 00:43:08,376 - I'm hungry, are you hungry? 729 00:43:08,377 --> 00:43:09,927 - I'm always hungry. 730 00:43:09,928 --> 00:43:13,595 (slow rock music continues) 731 00:43:16,172 --> 00:43:19,990 ♪ Why did the chicken cross the road ♪ 732 00:43:19,991 --> 00:43:24,991 ♪ I don't know, maybe to get to the other side ♪ 733 00:43:27,946 --> 00:43:29,696 - Thanks for always having my back. 734 00:43:31,085 --> 00:43:33,045 - Yeah. 735 00:43:33,046 --> 00:43:35,385 - I know I can always count on you. 736 00:43:35,386 --> 00:43:36,386 You're my Thelma. 737 00:43:37,846 --> 00:43:38,846 - You're my Louise. 738 00:43:39,706 --> 00:43:41,329 - Whatever, whenever. 739 00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:44,272 I'm here for you. 740 00:43:44,273 --> 00:43:45,273 - I know. 741 00:43:48,470 --> 00:43:51,942 - You know, I'm gonna miss this. 742 00:43:51,943 --> 00:43:56,715 - No, no, no, stop, let's not do this, okay? 743 00:43:56,716 --> 00:43:59,216 I'm just gonna enjoy these last few days together. 744 00:44:00,646 --> 00:44:02,759 Stop. (laughs) 745 00:44:03,736 --> 00:44:05,536 - My kid will never get to meet you. 746 00:44:07,545 --> 00:44:09,311 (Amy burps) 747 00:44:09,312 --> 00:44:10,145 (Amy laughs) 748 00:44:10,145 --> 00:44:10,978 (Mary laughs) 749 00:44:10,979 --> 00:44:12,929 - It's probably a good thing. - Probably a good thing. 750 00:44:12,930 --> 00:44:14,655 (both laughing) 751 00:44:14,656 --> 00:44:16,485 - [Employee] Hi, welcome to Taco Tree. 752 00:44:16,486 --> 00:44:20,385 - Hi, could I get a super nacho with extra cheese, 753 00:44:20,386 --> 00:44:22,723 extra meat, and a large Diet Coke? 754 00:44:23,731 --> 00:44:24,735 - Diet Coke? 755 00:44:24,736 --> 00:44:28,709 - You're right, fuck it, make that a large regular Coke. 756 00:44:28,710 --> 00:44:31,065 (employee mumbles) 757 00:44:31,066 --> 00:44:33,285 Regular, a regular Coke. 758 00:44:33,286 --> 00:44:34,755 - Hey, I'll get the same thing. 759 00:44:34,756 --> 00:44:36,765 - Oh, actually, we're gonna get two super nachos 760 00:44:36,766 --> 00:44:39,649 with extra cheese and extra, extra, extra meat. 761 00:44:40,561 --> 00:44:43,884 - [Employee] Okay, drive up. 762 00:44:43,885 --> 00:44:44,885 - Okay. 763 00:44:49,315 --> 00:44:51,982 (grill sizzles) 764 00:44:56,116 --> 00:44:57,116 - Here. 765 00:44:59,506 --> 00:45:00,506 Later, dudes. 766 00:45:06,796 --> 00:45:08,145 - What's wrong? 767 00:45:08,146 --> 00:45:10,155 - Didn't you ever watch "Lethal Weapon 2" with Dad? 768 00:45:10,156 --> 00:45:12,973 Joe Pesci, "They always fuck you in the drive thru." 769 00:45:16,570 --> 00:45:19,515 Stop the car, stop the goddamn car! 770 00:45:19,516 --> 00:45:22,335 There is no fucking meat in these nachos! 771 00:45:22,336 --> 00:45:24,165 - It's fine, it's fine, let's just eat it. 772 00:45:24,166 --> 00:45:27,075 - Amy, please, please, will you, for me, 773 00:45:27,076 --> 00:45:29,535 add one more item to your fucket list? 774 00:45:29,536 --> 00:45:30,526 - Okay. 775 00:45:30,527 --> 00:45:31,765 - [Mary] Switch with me. 776 00:45:31,766 --> 00:45:32,766 - Okay. 777 00:45:36,548 --> 00:45:38,025 - Uh, what's up? 778 00:45:38,026 --> 00:45:40,755 - Excuse me, um, what's your name? 779 00:45:40,756 --> 00:45:43,245 - Um, uh, Kyle? 780 00:45:43,246 --> 00:45:46,545 - Hi, Kyle, um, there's no meat on these nachos. 781 00:45:46,546 --> 00:45:50,295 We ordered extra meat and there's no meat on these nachos. 782 00:45:50,296 --> 00:45:52,646 - I'm gonna need to see some receipt with that. 783 00:46:07,306 --> 00:46:10,129 - Seriously, where did he go? 784 00:46:11,776 --> 00:46:15,165 - So, like, my manager says you guys are just trying 785 00:46:15,166 --> 00:46:18,555 to get free meat, so no meat for you. 786 00:46:18,556 --> 00:46:20,505 - Look, Kyle, 787 00:46:20,506 --> 00:46:22,785 Kyle, Kyle! 788 00:46:22,786 --> 00:46:24,379 Do you see my sister Amy here? 789 00:46:25,269 --> 00:46:26,206 - Uh-huh. 790 00:46:26,207 --> 00:46:28,785 - This girl right here only has two days left to live. 791 00:46:28,786 --> 00:46:30,735 Do you seriously think trying 792 00:46:30,736 --> 00:46:34,146 to hatch some nacho meat scam is on her bucket list? 793 00:46:34,147 --> 00:46:34,980 - Huh? 794 00:46:34,980 --> 00:46:35,956 - What don't you understand? 795 00:46:35,957 --> 00:46:38,685 I am pregnant and I need meat on my nachos, 796 00:46:38,686 --> 00:46:41,186 so just give us the order the way we ordered them! 797 00:46:42,076 --> 00:46:43,755 - And by the way, my manager says 798 00:46:43,756 --> 00:46:46,339 we're actually gonna need all that food back. 799 00:46:48,256 --> 00:46:50,055 - You really want it back? 800 00:46:50,056 --> 00:46:51,056 - Yeah, it's policy. 801 00:46:55,697 --> 00:46:58,114 (slow music) 802 00:47:02,008 --> 00:47:03,747 (car tires screeching) 803 00:47:03,748 --> 00:47:06,860 ♪ I came to the city as a cyclone ♪ 804 00:47:06,861 --> 00:47:11,547 ♪ And I loved it like a strike of lightening ♪ 805 00:47:11,548 --> 00:47:14,832 ♪ I'm all shook up like some pink champagne ♪ 806 00:47:14,833 --> 00:47:18,881 ♪ That got poured into a paper cup ♪ 807 00:47:18,882 --> 00:47:23,092 ♪ Then we rocked and we rolled like a rodeo show ♪ 808 00:47:23,093 --> 00:47:24,338 ♪ In my fresh cut ♪ 809 00:47:24,339 --> 00:47:25,478 - [Woman On TV] You should, like, look over. 810 00:47:25,479 --> 00:47:26,798 (audience laughs) 811 00:47:26,799 --> 00:47:27,632 - [Woman On TV] I was 18 years old. 812 00:47:27,633 --> 00:47:29,025 Doesn't he remember what it was like- 813 00:47:29,026 --> 00:47:29,973 - Who are you? 814 00:47:29,973 --> 00:47:30,806 (Amy coughs) 815 00:47:30,806 --> 00:47:31,789 - Oh God. 816 00:47:31,790 --> 00:47:33,105 - [Mary] Ooh, are you okay? 817 00:47:33,106 --> 00:47:36,495 - Yes, just the brain tumor. (laughs) 818 00:47:36,496 --> 00:47:37,760 Not funny, it's not funny. 819 00:47:37,761 --> 00:47:38,594 - Too soon? - Yes. 820 00:47:38,594 --> 00:47:39,427 - It's not too soon, we don't have that much time left. 821 00:47:39,428 --> 00:47:40,515 - Yeah, no time for that. 822 00:47:40,516 --> 00:47:41,487 - Right. (laughs) 823 00:47:41,487 --> 00:47:42,320 - But it will be 824 00:47:42,321 --> 00:47:44,078 funny one day- - I feel bad, what, no? 825 00:47:44,079 --> 00:47:44,912 - Maybe. 826 00:47:44,913 --> 00:47:46,185 - In, like, 20 years. 827 00:47:46,186 --> 00:47:48,888 - Yeah, 20 years, what's gonna happen in 20 years? 828 00:47:48,889 --> 00:47:50,208 (both laughing) 829 00:47:50,209 --> 00:47:52,815 - I don't know, I figure by then it'll be fine, 830 00:47:52,816 --> 00:47:54,242 well, we're fine. 831 00:47:54,243 --> 00:47:55,108 - [Amy] You're fine. 832 00:47:55,109 --> 00:47:57,197 (both laughing) 833 00:47:57,198 --> 00:47:59,755 - I mean, I don't know. 834 00:47:59,756 --> 00:48:01,788 - Yeah, your legs are fucking hot. (laughs) 835 00:48:01,789 --> 00:48:04,965 - Come on, my ankles are swollen and I need- 836 00:48:04,966 --> 00:48:07,135 - I got you. (laughs) 837 00:48:07,136 --> 00:48:09,135 Is it true you feel your gas in your tits 838 00:48:09,136 --> 00:48:10,785 when you're pregnant? 839 00:48:10,786 --> 00:48:11,630 - Everywhere. 840 00:48:11,631 --> 00:48:13,515 (both laughing) 841 00:48:13,516 --> 00:48:15,435 Can I ask you something? 842 00:48:15,436 --> 00:48:17,985 - Sure. (laughs) 843 00:48:17,986 --> 00:48:20,719 - After Dad passed away, 844 00:48:22,156 --> 00:48:26,609 why did you, like, withdraw from, like, everything and me? 845 00:48:30,586 --> 00:48:32,925 And why did you quit working at the ad agency 846 00:48:32,926 --> 00:48:35,858 and start working at the dollar store? 847 00:48:35,859 --> 00:48:37,069 I mean, I get it. 848 00:48:38,866 --> 00:48:41,839 Dad passed away and it was hard for both of us, but, 849 00:48:43,557 --> 00:48:44,685 I don't know, you were in the same room 850 00:48:44,686 --> 00:48:48,761 when he told us to just never stop chasing our dreams. 851 00:48:48,762 --> 00:48:51,041 - [Man On TV] Oh, man, he took the five of spades. 852 00:48:51,042 --> 00:48:53,355 (audience laughs) 853 00:48:53,356 --> 00:48:55,206 - I do promise it'll make sense soon. 854 00:48:57,266 --> 00:48:58,761 (slow piano music) 855 00:48:58,762 --> 00:49:00,325 But hey, speaking of Dad, do you want 856 00:49:00,326 --> 00:49:03,046 to go to the cemetery tomorrow and visit him? 857 00:49:04,192 --> 00:49:06,692 - Yeah, and I'll bring snacks. 858 00:49:08,048 --> 00:49:08,881 - I know you will. 859 00:49:08,882 --> 00:49:11,365 (both laughing) 860 00:49:11,366 --> 00:49:16,366 ♪ I'm never ever gonna let you let me down again ♪ 861 00:49:18,432 --> 00:49:21,917 ♪ And if you think another ♪ 862 00:49:21,918 --> 00:49:25,592 ♪ Mind will be fooled this summer ♪ 863 00:49:25,593 --> 00:49:29,715 ♪ By breathing wicked hymns into his open ear ♪ 864 00:49:29,716 --> 00:49:32,801 ♪ Oh, that's wrong ♪ 865 00:49:32,802 --> 00:49:36,350 ♪ But go and play this whole town ♪ 866 00:49:36,351 --> 00:49:40,146 ♪ And see just who will go down ♪ 867 00:49:40,147 --> 00:49:43,215 ♪ Cut it out, just cut it out ♪ 868 00:49:43,216 --> 00:49:45,165 - Hey, can you put some water in the vase? 869 00:49:45,166 --> 00:49:47,066 - [Amy] Yeah, sure, whatever you want. 870 00:49:48,069 --> 00:49:50,745 ♪ A devil on your shoulder ♪ 871 00:49:50,746 --> 00:49:53,899 ♪ Is making you look bitter ♪ 872 00:49:53,900 --> 00:49:56,659 - God, I miss you, Dad. 873 00:50:00,346 --> 00:50:02,846 Please look out for her when she comes to see you. 874 00:50:08,155 --> 00:50:12,341 ♪ And to some degree, I am you, I know ♪ 875 00:50:12,342 --> 00:50:15,439 ♪ Posing taller than I oughta go ♪ 876 00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:19,380 ♪ But brittle wings won't get us off the ground ♪ 877 00:50:19,381 --> 00:50:23,180 ♪ Lying weighs you down ♪ 878 00:50:23,181 --> 00:50:26,715 ♪ I wanted to be a better man ♪ 879 00:50:26,716 --> 00:50:30,549 ♪ I wanted to be a better dad ♪ 880 00:50:31,956 --> 00:50:34,440 - Want to say a word? 881 00:50:34,441 --> 00:50:39,441 - Uh, sure, you guys are really vibrant today 882 00:50:39,466 --> 00:50:43,125 and beautiful, I'm glad you guys are in the sun 883 00:50:43,126 --> 00:50:45,556 'cause it was killing me that it was so overcast- 884 00:50:45,557 --> 00:50:50,557 - I meant to Dad, not the flowers, you crazy plant lady. 885 00:50:50,736 --> 00:50:52,395 - Oh. 886 00:50:52,396 --> 00:50:53,396 Um, 887 00:50:55,606 --> 00:50:56,756 I really miss you, Dad. 888 00:50:59,026 --> 00:51:00,585 I guess the silver lining of this whole thing is 889 00:51:00,586 --> 00:51:01,936 that I get to see you soon. 890 00:51:06,889 --> 00:51:09,765 - Hey, what's your best Dad story? 891 00:51:09,766 --> 00:51:10,766 - What do you mean? 892 00:51:11,956 --> 00:51:13,969 - Best trip, best moment? 893 00:51:15,380 --> 00:51:16,380 Amy? 894 00:51:19,726 --> 00:51:20,559 - Uh. 895 00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:23,950 ♪ Be here on my shoulder ♪ 896 00:51:25,096 --> 00:51:28,092 - Do you remember when I was, like, nine, 897 00:51:28,093 --> 00:51:31,039 and I auditioned for that Community Center musical? 898 00:51:32,086 --> 00:51:32,919 - A little, yeah. 899 00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:35,253 - Well, okay, so no parents were allowed 900 00:51:35,254 --> 00:51:38,593 in the arena during the audition. 901 00:51:38,594 --> 00:51:39,427 - [Mary] Okay. 902 00:51:39,428 --> 00:51:40,695 - Okay, yeah, it was very serious stuff, 903 00:51:40,696 --> 00:51:45,375 and (laughs) the director running the audition was 904 00:51:45,376 --> 00:51:49,485 this pretentious little prick that actually screamed at me. 905 00:51:49,486 --> 00:51:50,319 - Stop! 906 00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:52,665 - And was like, "You're wasting my time." 907 00:51:52,666 --> 00:51:54,735 And told me I should never sing again. 908 00:51:54,736 --> 00:51:55,905 - What a dick. 909 00:51:55,906 --> 00:51:58,635 - Yeah, it was, so obviously I run out of there 910 00:51:58,636 --> 00:52:00,945 and I'm bawling my eyes out. 911 00:52:00,946 --> 00:52:02,325 I run straight into Dad's arms 912 00:52:02,326 --> 00:52:05,329 and he just holds me for what feels like an eternity. 913 00:52:06,234 --> 00:52:07,755 - He had the best hugs. 914 00:52:07,756 --> 00:52:09,949 - Yeah, (laughs) yeah, he did. 915 00:52:10,786 --> 00:52:13,429 Uh, anyway, he, uh, 916 00:52:14,416 --> 00:52:15,704 he pulls me aside and he's like, 917 00:52:15,705 --> 00:52:20,302 "Amy, opinions are like assholes, everyone's got one." 918 00:52:20,303 --> 00:52:21,202 - [Mary] What? (laughs) 919 00:52:21,203 --> 00:52:23,865 - Yeah, (laughs) yeah, it was hysterical. 920 00:52:23,866 --> 00:52:25,305 I was laughing so hard, even though I'm sure 921 00:52:25,306 --> 00:52:28,695 I had no idea what he was talking about. (laughs) 922 00:52:28,696 --> 00:52:31,275 Okay, the next part is what makes Dad a legend. 923 00:52:31,276 --> 00:52:32,925 So he, um, he's like, "Okay, you stay here. 924 00:52:32,926 --> 00:52:35,925 I'm gonna go get parking validation or something, 925 00:52:35,926 --> 00:52:37,515 okay, like, wait in the car." 926 00:52:37,516 --> 00:52:41,835 But obviously I followed him and I see him onstage, 927 00:52:41,836 --> 00:52:43,475 walks up to the director- 928 00:52:43,476 --> 00:52:45,095 - [Mary] Amy, you're killing me with this pace. 929 00:52:45,096 --> 00:52:46,545 - I'm sorry, (laughs) sorry, he's, like, 930 00:52:46,546 --> 00:52:48,015 walks up to the director and he just starts 931 00:52:48,016 --> 00:52:50,445 to lay it into this guy, right? 932 00:52:50,446 --> 00:52:52,485 He's just, like, really giving it to him. 933 00:52:52,486 --> 00:52:54,855 The guy just finally, once Dad's finished, 934 00:52:54,856 --> 00:52:57,495 he's like, "I'm not the director." (laughs) 935 00:52:57,496 --> 00:52:59,955 And he points to the guy that is the director, 936 00:52:59,956 --> 00:53:01,665 who, for some reason, has a clarinet, 937 00:53:01,666 --> 00:53:04,635 and he walks over and he gets within inches 938 00:53:04,636 --> 00:53:06,982 of the real director's face, and he's like, 939 00:53:06,983 --> 00:53:11,115 "If you ever bully a child ever again, 940 00:53:11,116 --> 00:53:13,005 I will personally come down here 941 00:53:13,006 --> 00:53:16,125 and shove that clarinet so far up your ass, 942 00:53:16,126 --> 00:53:17,440 you'll be shitting show tunes 943 00:53:17,441 --> 00:53:19,825 for the rest of your pitiful life." 944 00:53:19,826 --> 00:53:21,265 - [Mary] Oh my God. 945 00:53:21,266 --> 00:53:22,812 - [Amy] I know. (laughs) 946 00:53:22,813 --> 00:53:24,309 - [Mary] Holy shit, how have I never heard that story? 947 00:53:24,310 --> 00:53:25,958 - I don't know, but yeah, 948 00:53:25,959 --> 00:53:28,905 so then the director calls me the next day 949 00:53:28,906 --> 00:53:30,019 and he apologized, 950 00:53:30,916 --> 00:53:32,949 and I never told Dad I saw the whole thing. 951 00:53:34,096 --> 00:53:37,875 - Wow, he really was awesome. 952 00:53:37,876 --> 00:53:38,876 - Yeah. 953 00:53:41,146 --> 00:53:43,296 What about you, what's your best Dad story? 954 00:53:49,966 --> 00:53:50,966 - Hmm. 955 00:53:54,226 --> 00:53:57,091 Do you remember when Don Henbuddy- 956 00:53:57,092 --> 00:53:57,925 - Ugh. 957 00:53:57,926 --> 00:53:59,565 - Dumped me on the day of the prom? 958 00:53:59,566 --> 00:54:01,155 - Yeah, such a bitch. 959 00:54:01,156 --> 00:54:04,905 - I was so upset, I literally could not stop crying. 960 00:54:04,906 --> 00:54:05,739 - Oh. 961 00:54:05,740 --> 00:54:09,049 - Yeah, so I walked to his house, ready to have a showdown. 962 00:54:09,946 --> 00:54:10,779 - [Amy] Yeah? 963 00:54:10,780 --> 00:54:12,195 - I charged down his street. 964 00:54:12,196 --> 00:54:14,212 I saw all of his family and friends, 965 00:54:14,213 --> 00:54:17,235 all of his football broskis all outside 966 00:54:17,236 --> 00:54:20,175 on the front lawn, posing for their pictures. 967 00:54:20,176 --> 00:54:21,476 Their backs were to me, though, 968 00:54:21,477 --> 00:54:23,895 so they couldn't see me, and I was feet away 969 00:54:23,896 --> 00:54:26,625 and about to begin this blood curdling rant 970 00:54:26,626 --> 00:54:28,635 about his tiny little micro penis- 971 00:54:28,636 --> 00:54:30,327 - [Amy] Oh my God. (laughs) 972 00:54:30,328 --> 00:54:34,665 - And then a man in a lucha libre wrestling mask- 973 00:54:34,666 --> 00:54:35,499 - [Amy] No. 974 00:54:35,500 --> 00:54:39,015 - Rocking a Walkman, singing "America the Beautiful" 975 00:54:39,016 --> 00:54:43,245 at the top of his lungs, was streaking by, 976 00:54:43,246 --> 00:54:47,655 waving a giant sign that said, "Don's a pussy," 977 00:54:47,656 --> 00:54:51,975 absolutely naked, between the crowd and the photographer. 978 00:54:51,976 --> 00:54:52,976 - Oh my God. 979 00:54:54,606 --> 00:54:58,399 Oh my God, I wondered why he bought that lucha libre mask. 980 00:54:59,746 --> 00:55:01,725 My God. (laughs) - Yeah. 981 00:55:01,726 --> 00:55:04,409 - What the fuck? (laughs) 982 00:55:05,356 --> 00:55:08,056 Yeah, there's literally nothing he wouldn't do for us. 983 00:55:09,385 --> 00:55:12,302 (slow piano music) 984 00:55:24,433 --> 00:55:26,266 - Hey, I have an idea. 985 00:55:27,376 --> 00:55:28,376 - Yeah? 986 00:55:30,650 --> 00:55:33,233 (upbeat music) 987 00:55:36,176 --> 00:55:41,009 (Mary sings) (Amy laughs) 988 00:55:43,414 --> 00:55:45,028 Oh, shit! 989 00:55:45,029 --> 00:55:50,029 ♪ I'm watching the sun set on Tennessee hills ♪ 990 00:55:51,971 --> 00:55:56,971 ♪ I wish I could capture it, I never will ♪ 991 00:55:58,984 --> 00:56:00,770 ♪ 'Cause I'm not a painter ♪ 992 00:56:00,771 --> 00:56:05,771 ♪ Can't stay in the lines ♪ 993 00:56:05,946 --> 00:56:10,946 ♪ Just sitting here sipping on dandelion wine ♪ 994 00:56:13,343 --> 00:56:18,343 ♪ It's starting to rain but I don't feel a thing ♪ 995 00:56:20,329 --> 00:56:25,329 ♪ Sitting out rocking on that old porch swing ♪ 996 00:56:27,414 --> 00:56:32,414 ♪ 'Cause I found me something that tastes like springtime ♪ 997 00:56:34,458 --> 00:56:35,291 ♪ Just sitting here ♪ 998 00:56:35,291 --> 00:56:36,291 - What do 999 00:56:38,022 --> 00:56:39,522 political opinions 1000 00:56:42,394 --> 00:56:43,394 and dicks 1001 00:56:44,818 --> 00:56:46,068 have in common? 1002 00:56:49,618 --> 00:56:52,118 It's rude to whip them out in. 1003 00:56:57,578 --> 00:56:58,658 (tablet chirps) 1004 00:56:58,659 --> 00:57:03,659 ♪ You can make plans but they'll change on a dime ♪ 1005 00:57:05,097 --> 00:57:10,097 ♪ So pour me one more glass of dandelion wine ♪ 1006 00:57:12,517 --> 00:57:17,517 ♪ Preachers and dreamers, they both believe ♪ 1007 00:57:19,318 --> 00:57:24,318 ♪ In the patterns and powers that we can't quite see ♪ 1008 00:57:28,098 --> 00:57:30,255 (camera beeps) 1009 00:57:30,256 --> 00:57:35,256 - Hey, guys, so if you haven't heard, I'm dying. (laughs) 1010 00:57:37,306 --> 00:57:39,285 Uh, I thought I'd do a little bit 1011 00:57:39,286 --> 00:57:41,415 of a poor man's confessional. 1012 00:57:41,416 --> 00:57:44,535 Not gonna lie, I'm kind of pissed at God, really. (laughs) 1013 00:57:44,536 --> 00:57:47,415 Made me 25 years to live on this planet, 1014 00:57:47,416 --> 00:57:51,255 and seriously, what the fuck, man? 1015 00:57:51,256 --> 00:57:53,085 Anyway, I thought I'd start out 1016 00:57:53,086 --> 00:57:55,549 with Ira Feinman at Band Camp. 1017 00:57:57,646 --> 00:58:01,095 Yes, it was me that stapled your shit stained underwear 1018 00:58:01,096 --> 00:58:03,165 to the cafeteria wall. 1019 00:58:03,166 --> 00:58:05,895 What I didn't know is that your mom wrote your name 1020 00:58:05,896 --> 00:58:10,896 in your underwear, and I'm so, so sorry about that. (laughs) 1021 00:58:11,423 --> 00:58:14,913 How was I supposed to know? 1022 00:58:14,914 --> 00:58:18,799 Anyway, all right, that's all I got for now. 1023 00:58:20,770 --> 00:58:22,301 Bye, guys. 1024 00:58:22,302 --> 00:58:25,372 (camera beeps) (Amy laughs) 1025 00:58:25,373 --> 00:58:28,456 (upbeat dance music) 1026 00:58:36,340 --> 00:58:37,340 A fat dick. 1027 00:58:38,439 --> 00:58:41,475 (phone chirps) 1028 00:58:41,476 --> 00:58:44,040 ♪ Everybody wants to party ♪ 1029 00:58:44,041 --> 00:58:47,708 - Bringing "Sexy Back" by Justin Timberlake. 1030 00:58:49,295 --> 00:58:51,954 ♪ Everybody wants to party ♪ 1031 00:58:51,955 --> 00:58:53,552 - One night stand. 1032 00:58:53,553 --> 00:58:56,136 (phone chirps) 1033 00:58:57,009 --> 00:59:00,592 ♪ Everybody wants to party ♪ 1034 00:59:03,734 --> 00:59:05,212 - See question one. 1035 00:59:05,213 --> 00:59:10,213 ♪ Everybody wants to party ♪ 1036 00:59:13,034 --> 00:59:16,889 ♪ Everybody wants to party ♪ 1037 00:59:16,890 --> 00:59:18,670 (phone chirps) 1038 00:59:18,671 --> 00:59:20,004 - That was fast. 1039 00:59:20,991 --> 00:59:24,574 ♪ Everybody wants to party ♪ 1040 00:59:25,449 --> 00:59:26,632 (phone chirps) 1041 00:59:26,633 --> 00:59:27,633 - Ugh! 1042 00:59:29,070 --> 00:59:31,629 ♪ Everybody wants to party ♪ 1043 00:59:31,630 --> 00:59:33,880 - Oh, hello, Mr. Right now. 1044 00:59:36,823 --> 00:59:38,485 ♪ Everybody wants to party ♪ 1045 00:59:38,486 --> 00:59:39,804 (phone chirps) 1046 00:59:39,805 --> 00:59:41,138 - That was fast. 1047 00:59:52,306 --> 00:59:54,563 ♪ Everybody wants to party ♪ 1048 00:59:54,564 --> 00:59:57,564 (crickets chirping) 1049 01:00:01,487 --> 01:00:04,404 (slow piano music) 1050 01:00:08,487 --> 01:00:12,070 - Hey, babe, how you doing with everything? 1051 01:00:12,913 --> 01:00:16,663 (slow piano music continues) 1052 01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:20,480 - Um, 1053 01:00:22,366 --> 01:00:27,195 my sister is dying, I'm fat as shit, 1054 01:00:27,196 --> 01:00:29,745 I didn't get that stupid bank loan that I wanted, 1055 01:00:29,746 --> 01:00:31,875 and literally, I'm busting out of everything 1056 01:00:31,876 --> 01:00:34,305 that I own because I'm so fucking pregnant. 1057 01:00:34,306 --> 01:00:37,295 My ankles are swollen, I have these big fucking cankles, 1058 01:00:37,296 --> 01:00:39,828 and I can't do everything about it, so how am I doing? 1059 01:00:39,829 --> 01:00:42,348 I am not doing that good. 1060 01:00:42,349 --> 01:00:46,099 (slow piano music continues) 1061 01:00:50,896 --> 01:00:51,896 - Hey, Mary? 1062 01:00:54,646 --> 01:00:55,646 I'm sorry. 1063 01:01:00,071 --> 01:01:01,155 I'm sorry for everything 1064 01:01:01,156 --> 01:01:03,123 that you're going through right now. 1065 01:01:03,124 --> 01:01:05,895 You know, I can't even begin to imagine how you feel, 1066 01:01:05,896 --> 01:01:08,276 but I want you to know, I need you to know 1067 01:01:09,215 --> 01:01:12,045 that I love you and I will be here 1068 01:01:12,046 --> 01:01:13,546 with you through it all, okay? 1069 01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:16,198 (Mary sighs) 1070 01:01:16,199 --> 01:01:17,199 Okay, come here. 1071 01:01:25,696 --> 01:01:28,765 And, you know, babe, I love your cankles. 1072 01:01:28,766 --> 01:01:29,599 (Mary scoffs) 1073 01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:31,245 No, no, no, for real, you got the best cankles 1074 01:01:31,246 --> 01:01:34,029 in the game, don't be disrespecting your cankles like that. 1075 01:01:36,226 --> 01:01:37,226 I love you. 1076 01:01:38,659 --> 01:01:40,159 - I love you, too. 1077 01:01:41,753 --> 01:01:44,170 (Mary sighs) 1078 01:01:46,575 --> 01:01:48,772 - [Man On TV] We were on a break! 1079 01:01:48,773 --> 01:01:51,341 (audience laughs) - [Man On TV] Coffee house? 1080 01:01:51,342 --> 01:01:53,007 - [Woman On TV] You bet. (doorbell rings) 1081 01:01:53,008 --> 01:01:53,866 - [Man On TV] And for the record, 1082 01:01:53,867 --> 01:01:57,338 it took two people to break up this relationship. 1083 01:01:57,339 --> 01:01:58,189 - [Woman On TV] Yeah, you and that girl 1084 01:01:58,190 --> 01:01:59,599 from the coffee place. 1085 01:02:03,646 --> 01:02:04,646 - Down here. 1086 01:02:05,956 --> 01:02:06,916 - Oh, hi. 1087 01:02:06,917 --> 01:02:08,505 - Hi, I'm Kevin. 1088 01:02:08,506 --> 01:02:09,924 - I'm Amy, nice to meet you. 1089 01:02:09,925 --> 01:02:11,595 - You too, these are for you. 1090 01:02:11,596 --> 01:02:12,885 - They're gorgeous, thank you. 1091 01:02:12,886 --> 01:02:14,483 - You're welcome. 1092 01:02:14,484 --> 01:02:18,495 - Uh, so you weren't entirely honest on your profile. 1093 01:02:18,496 --> 01:02:19,496 - What do you mean? 1094 01:02:20,716 --> 01:02:22,065 - You have glasses. 1095 01:02:22,066 --> 01:02:25,549 - Oh, you must be new to dating apps. 1096 01:02:26,986 --> 01:02:28,605 - Yeah, guilty. 1097 01:02:28,606 --> 01:02:31,819 - Yeah, people tend to enhance their looks. 1098 01:02:33,076 --> 01:02:35,175 - Gotcha, all right, well, do you want to come in? 1099 01:02:35,176 --> 01:02:36,345 We can watch some Netflix, and- 1100 01:02:36,346 --> 01:02:37,917 - And chill? 1101 01:02:37,918 --> 01:02:38,751 (slow funky music) 1102 01:02:38,752 --> 01:02:41,286 - Yeah, we'll see how drunk I get. 1103 01:02:43,309 --> 01:02:45,705 - [Kevin] Have you played beer pong? 1104 01:02:45,706 --> 01:02:46,918 - No. 1105 01:02:46,919 --> 01:02:47,919 - Perfect. 1106 01:02:51,802 --> 01:02:55,552 (slow funky music continues) 1107 01:02:58,291 --> 01:03:00,263 That was amazing. 1108 01:03:00,264 --> 01:03:01,264 - Yeah. 1109 01:03:03,978 --> 01:03:04,978 It was. 1110 01:03:07,062 --> 01:03:09,453 - Can we cuddle now? 1111 01:03:09,454 --> 01:03:14,454 - Uh, no. (record scratches) 1112 01:03:21,079 --> 01:03:24,949 Hey, you, (laughs) just thinking about you. 1113 01:03:25,786 --> 01:03:28,605 Um, I'm really sorry 1114 01:03:28,606 --> 01:03:33,606 that I've been a very shitty sister these past four years, 1115 01:03:33,706 --> 01:03:38,565 but I just wanted to say that I have a plan. 1116 01:03:38,566 --> 01:03:40,395 I've got a plan that's gonna make you 1117 01:03:40,396 --> 01:03:45,109 and my future niece so proud of me, okay? 1118 01:03:46,186 --> 01:03:47,296 I love you so much. 1119 01:03:48,406 --> 01:03:51,109 (phone chirps) 1120 01:03:51,110 --> 01:03:53,860 (toilet flushes) 1121 01:03:57,990 --> 01:04:00,323 (Amy sighs) 1122 01:04:05,298 --> 01:04:08,048 (slow sad music) 1123 01:04:24,477 --> 01:04:27,227 (girls laughing) 1124 01:04:29,803 --> 01:04:33,100 - Oh, you got me, now you got me, no, no, I got you! 1125 01:04:33,101 --> 01:04:36,760 (slow sad music continues) 1126 01:04:36,761 --> 01:04:37,594 Goose! 1127 01:04:37,595 --> 01:04:39,270 (girls shrieking) 1128 01:04:39,271 --> 01:04:40,643 - Got you! 1129 01:04:40,644 --> 01:04:44,227 (slow sad music continues) 1130 01:05:21,628 --> 01:05:22,781 Hey. 1131 01:05:22,782 --> 01:05:25,092 - Good morning. - Good morning. 1132 01:05:25,093 --> 01:05:26,659 - Did you have fun last night? 1133 01:05:28,183 --> 01:05:29,183 - Uh, 1134 01:05:30,786 --> 01:05:32,348 yeah, it was okay. 1135 01:05:32,349 --> 01:05:33,599 - Mm-hmm, okay. 1136 01:05:35,748 --> 01:05:36,748 Okay. 1137 01:05:37,941 --> 01:05:42,199 I have a gift for you that will last a lifetime. 1138 01:05:43,066 --> 01:05:44,415 - I hope it's not a puppy. 1139 01:05:44,416 --> 01:05:46,438 - No, what do you think this is, "John Wick 6"? 1140 01:05:46,439 --> 01:05:47,272 (Amy laughs) 1141 01:05:47,273 --> 01:05:49,545 - Good one, what is it? 1142 01:05:49,546 --> 01:05:50,979 - Just open it. 1143 01:05:50,980 --> 01:05:51,980 - Okay. 1144 01:05:54,826 --> 01:05:57,979 Oh my God, you're naming the baby after me. 1145 01:06:00,436 --> 01:06:02,162 I love you. - [Mary] I love you, too. 1146 01:06:02,163 --> 01:06:03,163 - Thank you. 1147 01:06:05,716 --> 01:06:08,839 Okay, I have something for you, too. 1148 01:06:09,736 --> 01:06:11,115 - What is it? 1149 01:06:11,116 --> 01:06:12,866 - Well, it starts with a road trip. 1150 01:06:13,786 --> 01:06:16,425 - I hope it doesn't end in driving off a cliff. 1151 01:06:16,426 --> 01:06:17,315 - Not quite. 1152 01:06:17,316 --> 01:06:19,898 (upbeat music) 1153 01:06:51,796 --> 01:06:53,235 - What are we doing at this ass wipe's office? 1154 01:06:53,236 --> 01:06:54,675 I cannot afford to go to jail right now, 1155 01:06:54,676 --> 01:06:55,646 and besides, I'm sure you have better things 1156 01:06:55,647 --> 01:06:57,735 to be doing on your last day of earth. 1157 01:06:57,736 --> 01:07:00,675 - Mary, we're gonna get Dad's money back, okay? 1158 01:07:00,676 --> 01:07:04,305 Now, when I say go, you vanish, get in my car and go. 1159 01:07:04,306 --> 01:07:06,375 - Affirmative, copy that. 1160 01:07:06,376 --> 01:07:07,455 - What? 1161 01:07:07,456 --> 01:07:08,289 - Copy that. 1162 01:07:08,289 --> 01:07:09,166 - Copy what? 1163 01:07:09,167 --> 01:07:10,865 - Copy that, copy that, they say it 1164 01:07:10,866 --> 01:07:13,326 in all the heist movie, "Ocean's 11," 12, 13- 1165 01:07:13,327 --> 01:07:16,266 - Wait, wait, wait, focus, okay? 1166 01:07:16,267 --> 01:07:17,376 - Copy that. 1167 01:07:17,377 --> 01:07:20,470 - Okay, sorry. 1168 01:07:20,471 --> 01:07:23,471 (upbeat rock music) 1169 01:07:40,816 --> 01:07:44,144 - Ugh, will you please grow a pair? 1170 01:07:44,145 --> 01:07:47,675 Make the deal and then ask for forgiveness later. 1171 01:07:47,676 --> 01:07:48,676 You got it? 1172 01:07:51,036 --> 01:07:52,908 Oh, seriously? 1173 01:07:52,909 --> 01:07:56,339 What the fuck, Mary, really, Mary, again? 1174 01:07:56,340 --> 01:07:57,555 What the fuck? 1175 01:07:57,556 --> 01:07:58,456 What are you doing here again? 1176 01:07:58,457 --> 01:08:01,245 Listen, I told you, you are not gonna get a nickel 1177 01:08:01,246 --> 01:08:03,255 from me as long as I'm alive. (laughs) 1178 01:08:03,256 --> 01:08:05,595 - Finally, we have common ground. 1179 01:08:05,596 --> 01:08:07,258 - What's that supposed to mean, huh? 1180 01:08:07,259 --> 01:08:11,324 (taser rattles) (upbeat rock music) 1181 01:08:11,325 --> 01:08:13,382 - Okay, go, Mary, go! 1182 01:08:13,383 --> 01:08:14,869 - I love you, be careful! 1183 01:08:18,059 --> 01:08:19,169 (water splashes) 1184 01:08:19,170 --> 01:08:22,337 (Mr. Dalmer sputters) 1185 01:08:24,689 --> 01:08:27,035 - What the, what, what the fuck? 1186 01:08:27,036 --> 01:08:31,545 - You know, a woman scorned, hell hath no fury, all that? 1187 01:08:31,546 --> 01:08:34,425 Except add to that that the woman only has a day to live, 1188 01:08:34,426 --> 01:08:37,185 and you stole my dad's last dime, and you're a dick. 1189 01:08:37,186 --> 01:08:39,795 - [Mr. Dalmer] What the fuck are you talking about? 1190 01:08:39,796 --> 01:08:43,275 - You have two options, the first one will end well, 1191 01:08:43,276 --> 01:08:44,899 and the second one won't. 1192 01:08:46,546 --> 01:08:49,635 You just simply have to wire me $350,000. 1193 01:08:49,636 --> 01:08:52,755 - Three, (scoffs) no, no, no, it was 300,000. 1194 01:08:52,756 --> 01:08:55,159 - Yeah, the extra 50K is an asshole tax. 1195 01:08:56,926 --> 01:08:58,804 - Yeah, and what's my second option? 1196 01:08:58,805 --> 01:08:59,638 (slow ominous music) 1197 01:08:59,639 --> 01:09:01,616 - You don't want to know your second option. 1198 01:09:14,086 --> 01:09:16,609 - You're bluffing, you don't have the balls. 1199 01:09:16,610 --> 01:09:19,864 - No, (laughs) actually, you don't have the balls. 1200 01:09:19,865 --> 01:09:23,925 (Mr. Dalmer screams) (Amy laughs) 1201 01:09:23,926 --> 01:09:25,409 - [Mr. Dalmer] You are going to prison, bitch. 1202 01:09:25,410 --> 01:09:26,542 - [Amy] Oh, yeah? 1203 01:09:26,543 --> 01:09:27,915 (Mr. Dalmer screams) 1204 01:09:27,916 --> 01:09:31,683 - Okay, fine, fine, fine, I'll wire the money. 1205 01:09:31,684 --> 01:09:35,601 (slow ominous music continues) 1206 01:09:37,276 --> 01:09:38,276 Fine. 1207 01:09:43,636 --> 01:09:44,469 Happy? 1208 01:09:44,470 --> 01:09:46,729 - Yeah, it was a good choice. 1209 01:09:48,826 --> 01:09:52,686 - Wait a minute, you, you're live streaming this? (laughs) 1210 01:09:52,687 --> 01:09:56,295 You stupid bitch, you two broads are gonna die in prison. 1211 01:09:56,296 --> 01:09:58,639 This is kidnapping, it's kidnapping! 1212 01:10:00,569 --> 01:10:03,035 - You tell anyone else that Mary was involved, 1213 01:10:03,036 --> 01:10:04,160 I will personally make sure 1214 01:10:04,161 --> 01:10:06,919 that it's not just your balls that fry, okay? 1215 01:10:07,876 --> 01:10:10,425 Oh, and one more thing, by the way, 1216 01:10:10,426 --> 01:10:12,195 where are the keys to your Lambo? 1217 01:10:12,196 --> 01:10:14,246 - [Mr. Dalmer] Eat a bag of dicks, bitch. 1218 01:10:15,274 --> 01:10:16,455 (Mr. Dalmer screams) 1219 01:10:16,456 --> 01:10:17,745 Oh, top drawer! 1220 01:10:17,746 --> 01:10:18,612 - Thank you. 1221 01:10:18,613 --> 01:10:20,246 (upbeat rock music) 1222 01:10:20,247 --> 01:10:23,080 (car engine revs) 1223 01:10:25,985 --> 01:10:28,203 - [Radio] Dispatch 221, suspect spotted, 1224 01:10:28,204 --> 01:10:31,999 blue Lamborghini, assumed armed and dangerous. 1225 01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:34,563 ♪ I can't seem to find just where my heart's gone ♪ 1226 01:10:34,564 --> 01:10:38,439 (siren wails) (police radio mumbles) 1227 01:10:38,440 --> 01:10:40,857 (slow music) 1228 01:11:08,936 --> 01:11:10,769 - How did we get here? 1229 01:11:12,526 --> 01:11:15,349 I mean, Amy's gonna die in jail. 1230 01:11:17,817 --> 01:11:20,572 (Mary sighs) 1231 01:11:20,573 --> 01:11:24,573 I don't know, and the arraignment's tomorrow, so 1232 01:11:26,506 --> 01:11:27,506 it's over. 1233 01:11:30,199 --> 01:11:32,835 It's a fucking nightmare. 1234 01:11:32,836 --> 01:11:36,086 (slow music continues) 1235 01:11:43,607 --> 01:11:46,190 (slow buzzing) 1236 01:11:51,534 --> 01:11:54,784 (slow music continues) 1237 01:12:38,769 --> 01:12:41,852 (slow ambient music) 1238 01:12:51,619 --> 01:12:55,845 - All rise, Department One of the Circuit Court is now 1239 01:12:55,846 --> 01:12:58,429 in session, Judge Hawkins presiding. 1240 01:13:00,286 --> 01:13:01,286 Please be seated. 1241 01:13:05,146 --> 01:13:07,275 - Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. 1242 01:13:07,276 --> 01:13:09,649 We only have two items on the docket today. 1243 01:13:10,606 --> 01:13:12,915 Calling first the arraignment of the case 1244 01:13:12,916 --> 01:13:17,385 of the People of the State of California versus Jim Dejello. 1245 01:13:17,386 --> 01:13:18,529 Are both sides ready? 1246 01:13:19,966 --> 01:13:22,605 I just want to say here, let's be very respectful 1247 01:13:22,606 --> 01:13:23,865 of the victims that I've allowed 1248 01:13:23,866 --> 01:13:25,266 to be in the audience today. 1249 01:13:37,156 --> 01:13:38,449 - I recognize that scent. 1250 01:13:39,815 --> 01:13:41,374 (Amy screams) 1251 01:13:41,375 --> 01:13:44,674 - [Amy] No! (screams) 1252 01:13:44,675 --> 01:13:47,092 - What's it been, four years? 1253 01:13:54,520 --> 01:13:56,805 - Jim Dejello, you have been accused 1254 01:13:56,806 --> 01:13:59,895 of 24 counts of sexual assault 1255 01:13:59,896 --> 01:14:02,895 and eight counts of murder in the first degree. 1256 01:14:02,896 --> 01:14:03,896 How do you plead? 1257 01:14:14,740 --> 01:14:19,740 Mr. Dejello? 1258 01:14:21,580 --> 01:14:25,159 Mr. Dejello, how do you plead? 1259 01:14:29,086 --> 01:14:31,044 - Not guilty, of course. 1260 01:14:31,045 --> 01:14:36,045 (audience members gasping) (overlapping chattering) 1261 01:14:43,069 --> 01:14:44,718 - Fuck you. 1262 01:14:44,719 --> 01:14:46,856 (audience members exclaiming) (upbeat music) 1263 01:14:46,857 --> 01:14:51,857 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 1264 01:14:52,782 --> 01:14:57,782 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 1265 01:15:01,657 --> 01:15:06,657 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 1266 01:15:11,511 --> 01:15:13,761 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 1267 01:15:28,506 --> 01:15:33,506 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 1268 01:15:34,431 --> 01:15:39,431 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 1269 01:15:44,196 --> 01:15:46,446 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 1270 01:15:55,410 --> 01:15:58,410 (slow guitar music) 1271 01:16:15,488 --> 01:16:19,609 ♪ All the lights playing games ♪ 1272 01:16:19,610 --> 01:16:23,872 ♪ On all the counters and windowpanes ♪ 1273 01:16:23,873 --> 01:16:27,547 ♪ Sun is bright, it's a new day ♪ 1274 01:16:27,548 --> 01:16:32,548 ♪ And I feel brand new ♪ 1275 01:16:34,295 --> 01:16:39,295 ♪ All the winter is gone ♪ 1276 01:16:39,425 --> 01:16:43,433 ♪ It seems it's been here so long ♪ 1277 01:16:43,434 --> 01:16:47,269 ♪ I want to feel like I belong ♪ 1278 01:16:47,270 --> 01:16:52,108 ♪ Part of something good ♪ 1279 01:16:52,109 --> 01:16:56,190 ♪ Catching on like a wildfire ♪ 1280 01:16:56,191 --> 01:17:00,367 ♪ Feeling for a brand new start ♪ 1281 01:17:00,368 --> 01:17:04,839 ♪ Rain is gone, now it's so much brighter ♪ 1282 01:17:04,840 --> 01:17:08,257 ♪ A new song in my heart ♪ 1283 01:17:26,429 --> 01:17:30,601 ♪ I'm seeing everything new, all things new ♪ 1284 01:17:30,602 --> 01:17:34,772 ♪ Like for the first time a perfect view, a perfect view ♪ 1285 01:17:34,773 --> 01:17:39,122 ♪ You could feel like this too ♪ 1286 01:17:39,123 --> 01:17:43,239 ♪ Catching on like a wildfire ♪ 1287 01:17:43,240 --> 01:17:47,286 ♪ Feeling for a brand new start ♪ 1288 01:17:47,287 --> 01:17:51,885 ♪ The rain is gone, now it's so much brighter ♪ 1289 01:17:51,886 --> 01:17:55,685 ♪ A new song in my heart ♪ 1290 01:17:55,686 --> 01:18:00,165 ♪ The rain is gone, now it's so much brighter ♪ 1291 01:18:00,166 --> 01:18:05,166 ♪ A new song in my heart ♪ 1292 01:18:05,946 --> 01:18:08,279 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 91450