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Jesus,�Lips.
How�did�my�campaign�get�so�bad?
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00:00:07,316 --> 00:00:09,252
Things�got�cheesed�real�fast.
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00:00:09,285 --> 00:00:11,020
How�are�we�doing�in�the�poles?
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00:00:11,087 --> 00:00:14,290
Not�too�good,�but�at�least�we're
not�in�last.
5
00:00:17,427 --> 00:00:19,028
It's�time�to�bring�out
the�big�guns,�Jo.
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00:00:19,095 --> 00:00:21,998
Fucking�right.�That's�what
I'm�talking�about,�Lips.
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00:00:22,031 --> 00:00:23,499
You�really�want
to�beat�Cousin�Leon?
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00:00:23,533 --> 00:00:25,968
Let's�smack�his
jail�tattoos�right�off�him.
9
00:00:26,002 --> 00:00:29,138
Ready�for�this?�We're�going�to
gather�the�community�together
10
00:00:29,172 --> 00:00:30,506
and�we're�going�to�host
a�pancake�breakfast.
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00:00:30,540 --> 00:00:33,443
Every�candidate�does�that.
12
00:00:33,476 --> 00:00:35,178
Then�let's�get�sick�in�the�head.
13
00:00:35,211 --> 00:00:38,214
What�if�I�made
blueberry�pancakes?
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00:00:38,281 --> 00:00:39,782
Come�on,�Lips.
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00:00:39,816 --> 00:00:42,351
Cousin�Leon�jarred�me�hard.
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00:00:42,385 --> 00:00:44,120
Pancakes�ain't�gonna�help.
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00:00:44,153 --> 00:00:45,822
If�pancakes�can't
turn�this�election�around,
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00:00:45,855 --> 00:00:47,890
I�don't�know�what�can.
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00:00:47,957 --> 00:00:50,193
I�might�have�an�idea.
20
00:00:50,226 --> 00:00:57,200
?
21
00:00:57,233 --> 00:01:01,471
?�'Cause�I�can�love�you,�baby�?
22
00:01:01,504 --> 00:01:03,506
?�All�night�long�?
23
00:01:05,808 --> 00:01:08,411
Roger:�This�is�your�mate,
Laughingstick�in�the�Morning.
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00:01:08,478 --> 00:01:11,714
The�last�of�the�summer
students�are�back.
25
00:01:11,747 --> 00:01:16,252
Now,�the�res�dogs�have�someone
quicker�to�chase�than�old�Roger.
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00:01:16,319 --> 00:01:18,254
You�know�what�they�say.
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Ripped�gitches�get�stitches.
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I'm�talking�about�you,�Edna.
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Your�dog�owes�me
a�new�pair�of�knickers.
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(slurping)
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(sighing)
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The�election�has
officially�reached
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the�pancake�breakfast�phase.
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You�know�who�else
could�use�some�pancakes?
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Councillor�Jo.
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Mm.
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Roger:�Not�even�blueberry
pancakes�can�save�that�campaign.
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Yeah,�fuck�that�radio.
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Chickadee,�how�are�we�gonna
take�down�Cousin�Leon?
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00:01:50,887 --> 00:01:54,524
Easy.�With�a�pack�of�matches
and�some�lighter�fluid,�I�can--
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I�gotta�stop�you�right�there.
42
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Fine�then,�Officer�Flapjacks.
43
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You've�been�in
the�city�too�long.
44
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You�have�any�ideas�without�fire?
45
00:02:01,197 --> 00:02:03,132
I'll�hide�a�slowly
rotting�carcass
46
00:02:03,199 --> 00:02:04,534
underneath�his�floorboards.
47
00:02:04,567 --> 00:02:06,302
He�sleeps�in�a�car.
48
00:02:06,369 --> 00:02:09,705
Fine,�I'll�set�him�up�for�every
email�list�on�the�internet.
49
00:02:09,739 --> 00:02:13,209
You�know�how�annoying�it�is�to
get�off�a�fucking�mailing�list?
50
00:02:13,242 --> 00:02:16,078
He�doesn't�have�an�email
or�a�computer.
51
00:02:16,112 --> 00:02:18,748
Got�one.�I'll�reverse�the�toilet
so�when�he�flushes
52
00:02:18,781 --> 00:02:20,583
it�blows�right�back�up�his�ass.
53
00:02:20,616 --> 00:02:23,619
The�old�backwards�moo.
54
00:02:23,653 --> 00:02:27,657
In�the�business�we�like
to�call�that�an�"oom."
55
00:02:27,723 --> 00:02:30,126
Why�can't�you�just
do�normal�kid�stuff?
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Paul:
This�toaster�sucks.
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00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:41,671
This�boy's�been�acting�up�since
you�kicked�him�in�the�arse.
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00:02:41,737 --> 00:02:43,139
I�shoulda�kicked�him�harder.
59
00:02:43,172 --> 00:02:45,942
He�went�from�a�baby
to�an�elder�too�fast.
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It's�unnatural!
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You�know�what's�unnatural?
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His�arse.
63
00:02:50,947 --> 00:02:54,016
It�felt�like�I�was
kicking�a�bean�bag�chair.
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Rita:
Look�at�that�lost�boy.
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You're�going�to�get
zapped�there,�boy.
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00:02:57,853 --> 00:03:00,990
Paul:�Uh,�duh.�I�don't�know
how�to�use�a�toaster,
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00:03:01,023 --> 00:03:04,327
so�I'm�going�to�stick�my�whole
head�inside�and�try�to�eat�it
68
00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:07,597
from�the�inside.
Guess�what,�dum-dums?
69
00:03:07,630 --> 00:03:08,998
Hah.�It's�unplugged.
70
00:03:09,031 --> 00:03:11,133
Pay-tuk,�that's�for�the�kettle.
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00:03:11,167 --> 00:03:15,371
(screaming)
72
00:03:15,438 --> 00:03:19,208
Why�didn't�you�guys�tell�me!?
(grunting)
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00:03:19,275 --> 00:03:22,478
You�know,�when�I�started
my�journey�into�manhood,
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00:03:22,511 --> 00:03:26,882
my�dad�drove�me�to�the�woods,
and�he�left�me�there�to�fast.
75
00:03:26,949 --> 00:03:29,819
A�fast?�He�can't�even�slow.
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00:03:29,852 --> 00:03:31,120
(laughing)
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00:03:32,622 --> 00:03:35,625
(rattling)
78
00:03:39,495 --> 00:03:43,332
Forget�it,�Rose.�This�thing
only�has�hoity-toity�shit.
79
00:03:43,366 --> 00:03:45,668
I�got�the�Twilight�movies
right�here.
80
00:03:45,701 --> 00:03:50,006
What?�Those�movies�are�so�old.
81
00:03:50,039 --> 00:03:51,974
"The�Knackered�Bobby?"
82
00:03:52,008 --> 00:03:54,744
I�like�these�British�ones.
They�talk�funny.
83
00:03:54,810 --> 00:03:57,246
'Ello.�I'mma�watch�this
on�me�telly.
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00:03:57,313 --> 00:03:58,681
Careful,�Rose.
85
00:03:58,714 --> 00:04:00,349
Once�you�start
talking�like�them,
86
00:04:00,383 --> 00:04:02,418
you'll�start�thinking�like�them.
87
00:04:02,485 --> 00:04:04,587
As�if,�Dean.
88
00:04:04,654 --> 00:04:06,522
(British�accent)�You're�just
jealous�of�the�Tommy�box
89
00:04:06,555 --> 00:04:09,258
because�you�think�you're
the�movie�man,�but�you're�not.
90
00:04:09,325 --> 00:04:11,994
You're�not�even�Little�Tony.
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00:04:12,028 --> 00:04:13,262
Ta-ta.
92
00:04:22,338 --> 00:04:24,006
If�it�isn't
the�Red�River�reject?
93
00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:26,909
School's�over�or�did�they
kick�you�out�for�being�ugly?
94
00:04:26,942 --> 00:04:28,611
Cut�the�shit,�Cousin�Leon.
95
00:04:28,678 --> 00:04:30,880
Whatchu�doing�running�for�chief?
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00:04:30,913 --> 00:04:32,248
Stay�in�your�lane,�bro.
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00:04:32,281 --> 00:04:33,249
Isn't�it�your�bedtime?
98
00:04:33,282 --> 00:04:34,617
It's�fucking�2:00,�bro.
99
00:04:34,684 --> 00:04:36,052
You�can�tell�time?
100
00:04:36,085 --> 00:04:37,753
So�you�did�learn
something�in�school.
101
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At�least�I�went�to�school.
102
00:04:39,055 --> 00:04:40,189
Both:
M'nehh.
103
00:04:40,222 --> 00:04:41,257
-�M'nehh.
-�M'nehh.
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00:04:41,290 --> 00:04:43,225
Both:
M'nehh.
105
00:04:43,259 --> 00:04:45,194
All:
M'nehh.
106
00:04:46,462 --> 00:04:47,763
M'nehh.
107
00:04:47,797 --> 00:04:49,865
Cousin�Leon:
This�ain't�over,�huh?
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00:04:49,899 --> 00:04:51,934
What'd�you
call�me�down�here�for?
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00:04:51,967 --> 00:04:54,303
'Cause�your�sign�sucks.
110
00:04:54,370 --> 00:04:57,239
Not�even!
It�sends�a�good�message
111
00:04:57,273 --> 00:05:01,043
and�it�looks�like
I�believe�in�that�message.
112
00:05:01,077 --> 00:05:03,746
Is�that�message,
"Hey,�look�at�me,
113
00:05:03,779 --> 00:05:05,715
I'm�a�real�estate�agent?"
114
00:05:05,748 --> 00:05:07,717
These�other�signs
ain't�any�better.
115
00:05:07,750 --> 00:05:08,951
Oh,�yeah?
116
00:05:08,984 --> 00:05:11,087
"I'll�remember�that?"
117
00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:14,323
It's�part�threat,
but�it�also�says,
118
00:05:14,390 --> 00:05:17,560
"Hey,�remember�the�good�times?"
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00:05:17,593 --> 00:05:21,964
Somebody�else�says,
"Yeah.�Yeah,�I�do."
120
00:05:21,997 --> 00:05:23,799
Can't�be�any�worse�than�that.
121
00:05:23,833 --> 00:05:27,236
Ma,�you�want�to�be�a�little�bit
better�than�Stephen�Harper
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00:05:27,269 --> 00:05:29,138
or�a�lot�better
than�Cousin�Leon?
123
00:05:29,171 --> 00:05:32,241
Check�this�out.�You�know�how
you�like�to�get�shit�done?
124
00:05:32,274 --> 00:05:33,509
Well...
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You�shouldn't�be
swearing�on�these!
126
00:05:38,147 --> 00:05:39,348
Why?
127
00:05:39,415 --> 00:05:41,684
I�don't�know,�white�people?
128
00:05:41,751 --> 00:05:43,953
But�it�gets�the�people�talking.
129
00:05:45,488 --> 00:05:48,924
I'm�sorry,�but�it's�not�me.
130
00:05:48,958 --> 00:05:51,494
Don't�put�any�of�these
in�the�ground.
131
00:05:51,527 --> 00:05:54,530
Wish�you'd�said�that
two�hours�ago.
132
00:05:57,366 --> 00:05:59,802
?�Have�you�ever�felt�?
133
00:05:59,835 --> 00:06:02,037
?�Anything�at�all?�?
134
00:06:02,104 --> 00:06:03,472
(door�opening)
135
00:06:03,506 --> 00:06:06,509
?�Why�stand�so�tall?�?
136
00:06:06,542 --> 00:06:09,378
Cha!�Don't�turn�that�off!
They�feel�what�I�feel.
137
00:06:09,445 --> 00:06:11,046
You're�ruining�cribbage!
138
00:06:11,113 --> 00:06:13,549
You�don't�understand,
because�you�feel�nothing!
139
00:06:13,616 --> 00:06:16,552
Rita:�Leave�him�alone.
He�misses�his�mom.
140
00:06:16,619 --> 00:06:17,987
He�doesn't�know�how�to�say�it.
141
00:06:19,622 --> 00:06:21,724
But�he�doesn't�have�to
play�this�crap�so�loud.
142
00:06:21,791 --> 00:06:25,494
Probably�can't�hear�it
because�of�your�ears!
143
00:06:25,528 --> 00:06:27,163
Who�did�that�to�you?
144
00:06:27,196 --> 00:06:28,898
Don't�worry�about�it.
145
00:06:28,964 --> 00:06:30,699
And�what�are�these?
146
00:06:30,733 --> 00:06:34,503
Dirty�magazines?!�Oh,�my!
147
00:06:34,537 --> 00:06:37,640
Now�you've�done�it!
You've�upset�Rita!
148
00:06:37,673 --> 00:06:40,075
Pack�up,
you're�going�to�the�fast.
149
00:06:40,142 --> 00:06:41,577
Is�that,�like,
a�fast�where�you�don't�have�to
150
00:06:41,644 --> 00:06:43,379
eat�for�a�couple�days
or�is�that�the�one�where
151
00:06:43,412 --> 00:06:44,980
you�have�to�run
around�real�fast?
152
00:06:45,014 --> 00:06:47,583
Because�I�ain't�doing
either�of�those�things.
153
00:06:47,650 --> 00:06:49,652
Don't�make�me�have
to�put�these�on!
154
00:06:55,858 --> 00:06:57,827
Hurry.�It's�over�here.
155
00:07:00,396 --> 00:07:03,332
Whoever�did�this,�must�have
did�it�after�my�patrols.
156
00:07:03,365 --> 00:07:06,735
Jo:
"I�gotta�shit."
157
00:07:06,769 --> 00:07:09,905
Obviously�it�was�Cousin�Leon.
158
00:07:09,939 --> 00:07:11,941
I�gotta�ask�you,�Jo.
159
00:07:12,007 --> 00:07:14,009
Is�this�true?
160
00:07:14,043 --> 00:07:15,711
'Cause�these�are
the�types�of�things
161
00:07:15,744 --> 00:07:18,214
I�need�to�know
before�an�election.
162
00:07:18,247 --> 00:07:20,082
Hi�there.
163
00:07:21,217 --> 00:07:23,953
Jo:
What�do�you�want?
164
00:07:24,019 --> 00:07:25,754
What�happened�to�your�signs,�Jo?
165
00:07:25,788 --> 00:07:27,723
Are�the�rumours�true?
166
00:07:27,756 --> 00:07:30,192
'Cause�if�you�need
to�shit�so�bad...
167
00:07:31,961 --> 00:07:33,629
then�use�this!
168
00:07:33,696 --> 00:07:35,030
(laughing)
169
00:07:38,100 --> 00:07:43,105
(whirring)
170
00:07:46,609 --> 00:07:48,110
Roger:�(British�accent)
Hello,�do�you�have�a�note�to�get
171
00:07:48,143 --> 00:07:51,981
a�decent�cricket�team
around�here?�The�Queen--
172
00:07:52,014 --> 00:07:53,916
Alright,�out�you�get.
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00:07:53,949 --> 00:07:56,919
Fine,�but�if�I�die�out�there,
this�is�attempted�manslaughter,
174
00:07:56,952 --> 00:08:00,589
and�the�system�doesn't�give
a�shit�about�how�old�you�are.
175
00:08:00,623 --> 00:08:03,826
See�you�tomorrow,�same�place.
176
00:08:03,859 --> 00:08:05,594
-�M'nehh.
-�You�know,�I�was�scared
177
00:08:05,628 --> 00:08:09,598
when�I�did�my�first�fast,
but�as�the�body�gets�weaker,
178
00:08:09,632 --> 00:08:12,167
the�soul�gets�stronger.
179
00:08:12,201 --> 00:08:14,970
But�you�got�the�soul�of�a�baby.
180
00:08:15,004 --> 00:08:18,807
Alright,�empty�your�pockets.
181
00:08:18,841 --> 00:08:21,010
(sighing)
182
00:08:21,043 --> 00:08:24,013
Oh,�it�smells�so�good.
183
00:08:24,046 --> 00:08:26,015
(chuckling)
184
00:08:26,048 --> 00:08:29,318
(Sniffing,�groaning)
185
00:08:29,351 --> 00:08:30,886
Ah.
186
00:08:30,953 --> 00:08:33,622
It's�a�set.
I'm�going�to�miss�these�boys.
187
00:08:33,656 --> 00:08:34,957
(sighing)
188
00:08:37,393 --> 00:08:40,629
It's�still�warm?
189
00:08:40,663 --> 00:08:43,666
(slamming�door)
190
00:08:43,699 --> 00:08:46,802
You�better�bring�all�that�back
when�you�pick�me�up.
191
00:08:57,012 --> 00:09:00,749
My�girl,�you've�been�too
stressed�over�Cousin�Leon.
192
00:09:00,816 --> 00:09:03,519
I'm�fine,�ma.
193
00:09:03,552 --> 00:09:05,854
-�But�he's�kicking�your�arse.
-�Easy.
194
00:09:05,888 --> 00:09:07,356
We�can�turn�this
into�a�good�thing.
195
00:09:07,389 --> 00:09:10,025
Oh�yeah,�Lips.
You're�gonna�turn,
196
00:09:10,059 --> 00:09:12,761
"I�gotta�shit"
into�a�good�thing?
197
00:09:12,828 --> 00:09:15,230
Think�about�it.
Most�politicians�lie,
198
00:09:15,264 --> 00:09:17,366
but�your�slogan
offers�full�transparency.
199
00:09:17,399 --> 00:09:19,602
It's�refreshing.
200
00:09:19,668 --> 00:09:21,236
Let's�ride
the�pancakes�to�victory.
201
00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:24,073
Ma,�I�just�learned�how�to�cut
202
00:09:24,106 --> 00:09:26,542
someone's�brake�lines
on�the�internet.
203
00:09:26,575 --> 00:09:30,245
-�Hm.
-�That�internet�is�a�bad�place.
204
00:09:30,279 --> 00:09:32,081
Pancakes.
205
00:09:32,114 --> 00:09:33,382
Brake�lines.
206
00:09:33,415 --> 00:09:35,517
-�Brucey-boy!
-�Pancakes.
207
00:09:35,551 --> 00:09:36,919
Brake�lines.
208
00:09:36,952 --> 00:09:40,189
Come�and�eat�some
bangers�and�beans.
209
00:09:40,222 --> 00:09:42,224
You�guys�shouldn't�even�be�here.
210
00:09:42,257 --> 00:09:45,260
I'm�cleaning�out�my�lice�tank
and�they�are�everywhere.
211
00:09:45,294 --> 00:09:46,795
The�fuck,�Bruce?
212
00:09:48,063 --> 00:09:50,899
Do�your�thing,
but�keep�it�legal.
213
00:09:52,101 --> 00:09:53,302
Legal-ish.
214
00:09:53,369 --> 00:10:00,809
?
215
00:10:00,876 --> 00:10:02,111
Fire�in�the�hole,�bitch.
216
00:10:02,144 --> 00:10:03,479
(popping)
217
00:10:03,545 --> 00:10:05,748
(baby�crying)
218
00:10:05,781 --> 00:10:07,449
?
219
00:10:07,483 --> 00:10:09,885
Cousin�Leon�is�a�total�joke.
220
00:10:09,918 --> 00:10:11,120
A�guy�who�used�to�rummage.
221
00:10:11,153 --> 00:10:12,655
What's�worse?
222
00:10:12,721 --> 00:10:15,991
We�don't�even�know
if�he�has�to�take�a�shit.
223
00:10:16,058 --> 00:10:17,893
If�we�don't�know
if�he's�gotta�crap,
224
00:10:17,926 --> 00:10:20,729
then�what�other
secrets�is�he�hiding?
225
00:10:20,763 --> 00:10:23,332
Vote�Jo,
because�fuck�that�other�guy.
226
00:10:23,399 --> 00:10:29,238
?
227
00:10:29,271 --> 00:10:31,640
Paul:�Help�me,�spirit�guide.
228
00:10:31,674 --> 00:10:34,743
I�can't�do�it,�spirit�guide.
229
00:10:34,777 --> 00:10:38,147
Hurry�up�already!
I'll�eat�anything�right�now.
230
00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:40,115
Spinach.�Lettuce.
231
00:10:40,149 --> 00:10:42,084
Those�little�trees
you�put�cheese�sauce�on.
232
00:10:42,117 --> 00:10:45,020
Is�that�you,�spirit�guide?
233
00:10:45,087 --> 00:10:48,824
I'm�ready�to�become
a�man�now,�spirit�guide.
234
00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:51,627
Ed,�get�out�of�here!
I'm�waiting�for�my�spirit�guide!
235
00:10:51,660 --> 00:10:55,531
Thing�is,�Paul,
I�am�your�spirit�guide.
236
00:10:55,597 --> 00:10:57,700
(grunting)
237
00:10:57,766 --> 00:10:59,301
Well,�this�is�horseshit.
238
00:10:59,334 --> 00:11:01,437
Walk�with�me.
239
00:11:01,470 --> 00:11:02,838
You're�gonna�learn�some�things.
240
00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:04,773
Nobody�told�me�there�was
going�to�be�walking.
241
00:11:07,509 --> 00:11:10,813
Have�a�look.�What�do�you�see?
242
00:11:10,846 --> 00:11:12,948
Ma!�I'm�so�hungry!
243
00:11:12,981 --> 00:11:14,450
They�can't�hear�you.
244
00:11:14,483 --> 00:11:17,019
Just�watch�and�listen.
245
00:11:17,052 --> 00:11:18,454
You�can�do�that,�right?
246
00:11:18,487 --> 00:11:20,989
Shut�up,�Ed.
247
00:11:21,023 --> 00:11:24,860
Excuse�me,�ladies,�I�have�to
use�the�little�girl's�room.
248
00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:28,197
Did�ya�heard�that�her�boy
249
00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:30,399
took�off�to�the�city�again?
250
00:11:30,466 --> 00:11:31,867
What�a�shame.
251
00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:34,503
Just�ran�away�from
his�baby�like�that?
252
00:11:34,536 --> 00:11:38,540
You�know�who�I�blame?�Agnes.
253
00:11:38,574 --> 00:11:40,042
Not�a�great�mom.
254
00:11:40,075 --> 00:11:42,377
That's�not�my�ma's�fault!
That's�my�fault!
255
00:11:42,411 --> 00:11:47,149
The�other�kookums�all�said
she�spoils�him�too�much.
256
00:11:47,182 --> 00:11:48,984
Woman:�I�heard�she�let�him�wash
257
00:11:49,017 --> 00:11:52,488
his�mooied�sheet�in�the�sink.
258
00:11:52,521 --> 00:11:55,257
Stop�talking�shit!
I'm�gonna�remember�your�faces.
259
00:11:55,324 --> 00:11:57,192
Get�a�real�good�look�at�them.
260
00:11:57,226 --> 00:11:58,761
I'm�back.
261
00:12:00,662 --> 00:12:04,366
We�were�just�talking�about
how�you're�such�a�great�mom.
262
00:12:04,399 --> 00:12:05,868
Aww.
263
00:12:05,901 --> 00:12:08,337
Liars!�My�mama's�the�best!
264
00:12:08,370 --> 00:12:09,905
Relax,�boy.
265
00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:12,074
There's�more�up�ahead.
266
00:12:13,342 --> 00:12:15,344
I'm�gonna�fight
those�old�ladies.
267
00:12:18,447 --> 00:12:20,449
'Allo,�there,�Dean.
268
00:12:23,585 --> 00:12:26,855
Blimey,�what�do�we�have�here?
269
00:12:26,889 --> 00:12:29,625
A�Jaunt�in�Camberwell.
270
00:12:29,691 --> 00:12:31,760
Cheerio!
271
00:12:31,794 --> 00:12:33,362
Cheerio�is�for�milk.
272
00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:42,037
(dialling)
273
00:12:42,070 --> 00:12:44,373
Hi�there,�it's�Doug.�How�can�we
help�you�with�your�Tommy�Box?
274
00:12:44,406 --> 00:12:46,275
Yeah,�man.�Put�on�the�King.
275
00:12:46,308 --> 00:12:47,943
You�mean,�Elvis?
276
00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:50,145
Look,�man.
I�know�you�work�for�the�King,
277
00:12:50,212 --> 00:12:51,580
so�stop�sending
your�shitty�British�movies.
278
00:12:51,613 --> 00:12:53,315
We�don't�want�'em.
279
00:12:53,382 --> 00:12:55,083
Wait,�you�think�the�King�of
England�works�at�Tommy�Box?
280
00:12:55,117 --> 00:12:58,654
Yeah.�He's�trying�to�finish
colonizin'�the�Rez,
281
00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:00,455
but�you�know�what?
You�ran�into�me.
282
00:13:00,489 --> 00:13:01,790
Dean.
283
00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:05,627
D.�E.�A.�N.�N.
284
00:13:05,661 --> 00:13:09,498
Yeah,�I�spell�it�with
two�Ns�now�because...
285
00:13:11,133 --> 00:13:13,001
I�forgot
to�stop�saying�Ns.
286
00:13:13,068 --> 00:13:15,070
Okay,�Deann.
287
00:13:15,103 --> 00:13:16,905
If�you�have�any�technical
problems�you�need�help�with,
288
00:13:16,939 --> 00:13:18,173
I'd�be�glad�to�help.
289
00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:19,808
Oh,�the�King
tell�you�to�say�that?
290
00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:20,943
Sir,�I'm�gonna�have�to�hang�up.
291
00:13:20,976 --> 00:13:21,977
Fuck�face�says�what?
292
00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:23,245
Okay,�you�take�care.
293
00:13:23,278 --> 00:13:24,980
What�did�you�say?�What?
294
00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:27,916
Cousin�Leon:�Sure,�everything�my
cousin�Jo�said�about�me�is�true.
295
00:13:27,950 --> 00:13:29,685
I�did�rummage.
296
00:13:29,751 --> 00:13:32,688
Probably�opened�your�fridge
and�looked�around�one�time.
297
00:13:32,754 --> 00:13:35,123
But�what�kind�of�leader
let's�a�known�shitty�guy
298
00:13:35,157 --> 00:13:37,826
like�Cousin�Leon�come�back
after�his�BCR�expired?
299
00:13:39,261 --> 00:13:40,829
A�shitty�one!
300
00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:42,197
Vote�Cousin�Leon�for�chief.
301
00:13:42,264 --> 00:13:44,266
(eagle�screeching)
302
00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:49,972
We're�tanking
in�the�polls,�Lips.
303
00:13:50,005 --> 00:13:52,140
Yeah,�I�saw�that.�Sorry,�Jo.
304
00:13:52,174 --> 00:13:54,509
Pancakes�might�be�boring,
305
00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:57,212
but�stooping�to
Leon's�level�is�worse.
306
00:13:57,279 --> 00:13:58,780
Hate�to�say�I�told�you�so.
307
00:13:58,814 --> 00:14:00,782
I'd�rather�be�lame�than�Leon.
308
00:14:00,816 --> 00:14:02,618
Thanks?
309
00:14:02,651 --> 00:14:05,654
We're�going�clean
the�rest�of�the�way.
310
00:14:05,687 --> 00:14:07,489
Fire�up�those�pancakes,
311
00:14:07,522 --> 00:14:09,358
I'll�tell�Chickadee
to�stand�down.
312
00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:19,401
?
313
00:14:32,547 --> 00:14:35,384
It's�rummage�time.
314
00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:38,520
I�swear�I'm�gonna
fight�those�old�ladies
315
00:14:38,553 --> 00:14:40,489
for�talking�shit�about�my�mom.
316
00:14:40,522 --> 00:14:45,394
Settle�down�and�look�over�there.
317
00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:50,365
Okay,�so�I�say,
"Hello,�how�are�you?"
318
00:14:50,399 --> 00:14:51,867
Aneen�ezhi-ayaa'yan?
319
00:14:51,900 --> 00:14:55,604
And�then�you�say,�"I'm�fine."
320
00:14:55,671 --> 00:14:57,839
Ni-mino-ayaa.
321
00:14:57,873 --> 00:15:00,575
Ma,�I'm�tryna�play�my�game.
322
00:15:00,609 --> 00:15:02,711
Do�it,�you�handsome�idiot.
323
00:15:02,744 --> 00:15:05,414
Okay,�my�boy.�Just�try.
324
00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:07,749
Aneen�ezhi-ayaa'yan?
325
00:15:07,783 --> 00:15:10,585
You're�talking�funny.
326
00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:11,853
I�don't�like�it.
327
00:15:11,887 --> 00:15:14,423
Just�do�it,�man.
328
00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:16,224
Okay,�son.
329
00:15:16,258 --> 00:15:18,360
You�just�keep�playing
your�little�games.
330
00:15:21,763 --> 00:15:26,468
Ma.�Ma!�I'm�sorry!
331
00:15:26,535 --> 00:15:28,437
Take�me�back�right�now.
332
00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:29,972
Are�you�sure
you�know�what�to�do?
333
00:15:30,038 --> 00:15:32,641
Yeah,�I'm�gonna�go�back
and�fight�those�old�ladies
334
00:15:32,708 --> 00:15:33,909
for�talking�shit�about�my�mom.
335
00:15:33,942 --> 00:15:35,544
I�don't�think�you're�ready.
336
00:15:35,577 --> 00:15:37,279
Take�me�back�right�now!
337
00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:40,082
You�are�back�at�your�camp.
338
00:15:41,616 --> 00:15:45,053
(shouting)
339
00:15:45,087 --> 00:15:46,321
Ma!
340
00:15:48,790 --> 00:15:50,058
Spirit�Ed!
341
00:15:52,060 --> 00:15:53,295
Where's�my�five�bucks?!
342
00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:06,274
Please,�sir.�May�I�have
some�marmalade�for�these?
343
00:16:06,308 --> 00:16:07,576
Marma-what?
344
00:16:09,277 --> 00:16:10,946
Ma!�You'll�never�believe--
345
00:16:10,979 --> 00:16:13,115
I�told�you�already.
We're�doing�pancakes.
346
00:16:13,148 --> 00:16:15,317
I�don't�wanna�hear
anything�about�it.
347
00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,853
-�But�Ma--
-�Go�help�Lips�already.
348
00:16:17,919 --> 00:16:20,022
Just�want�to�say,
349
00:16:20,088 --> 00:16:23,158
the�maple�syrup
is�suspiciously�low.
350
00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:26,194
Everyone�be�conservative
with�your�squirts.
351
00:16:26,261 --> 00:16:27,829
Did�somebody�says�squirts?
352
00:16:27,863 --> 00:16:30,966
No�need�to�save�your�squirts.
353
00:16:30,999 --> 00:16:33,335
Squirt�away,�everyone.
354
00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:34,870
It's�on�us.
355
00:16:34,936 --> 00:16:37,506
We�don't�need�your�squirts,
Cousin�Leon.
356
00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:39,341
No�one�invited�you.
357
00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:41,843
No�pancakes�for�you.
358
00:16:41,877 --> 00:16:45,280
Who�wants�pancakes,
when�you�can�have�a�hug
359
00:16:45,313 --> 00:16:47,349
from�everyone's�favourite�guy?
360
00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:48,650
Hugs?
361
00:16:48,683 --> 00:16:49,885
Why�didn't�we�think�of�that?!
362
00:16:49,951 --> 00:16:51,286
Settle�down,�Lips.
363
00:16:51,319 --> 00:16:52,988
Hugs�are�pancakes�for�the�arms.
364
00:16:53,021 --> 00:16:54,990
Bring�it�in.
365
00:16:55,023 --> 00:16:58,226
Ma,�don't�hug�anyone.
366
00:16:58,293 --> 00:17:00,862
What�now,�Chickadee?
367
00:17:00,896 --> 00:17:03,165
I�set�a�rummage�trap�for�Leon.
368
00:17:03,198 --> 00:17:06,535
Chickadee!
I�said�we're�going�clean�now.
369
00:17:06,568 --> 00:17:08,170
Why�won't�you�listen�to�me?
370
00:17:08,203 --> 00:17:10,305
Someone�was
rummaging�in�my�house.
371
00:17:10,338 --> 00:17:11,706
Some�of�my�lice�are�missing.
372
00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:13,208
Jo:
Lice?!
373
00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:15,343
Who�did�it?
I�know�my�lice�are�in�here.
374
00:17:15,377 --> 00:17:18,580
Jerry?�Beth?�L'il'�Petey?
375
00:17:19,748 --> 00:17:22,484
Everyone�step�lightly!
376
00:17:26,521 --> 00:17:29,658
Everyone�stay�calm!
377
00:17:31,159 --> 00:17:33,428
Something�suspicious
is�going�on.
378
00:17:33,495 --> 00:17:34,896
It's�lice,�Lips.
379
00:17:34,930 --> 00:17:37,365
Pay�attention.
380
00:17:37,399 --> 00:17:39,167
It�was�Cousin�Leon.
381
00:17:39,201 --> 00:17:40,569
(crowd�gasping)
382
00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:42,771
You�all�thought
he�changed�but�guess�what?
383
00:17:42,838 --> 00:17:45,073
Once�a�rummager,
always�a�rummager.
384
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:48,410
It's�true.
385
00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:49,945
I�still�rummage.
386
00:17:50,011 --> 00:17:52,614
What's�the�big�deal?
I�don't�take�anything.
387
00:17:52,681 --> 00:17:53,915
I�just�touch�stuff.
388
00:17:55,584 --> 00:17:58,386
Sure,�I�move�things
around�a�little,
389
00:17:58,420 --> 00:18:00,355
but�I�always�put�them�back.
390
00:18:00,388 --> 00:18:03,525
Maybe�not�exactly
where�they�were�before,
391
00:18:03,558 --> 00:18:04,759
but�I�put�them�back.
392
00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:06,294
Busted!
393
00:18:06,361 --> 00:18:07,896
Oh!
394
00:18:07,929 --> 00:18:10,465
Now�you're�gonna�turn�on�me?
395
00:18:10,532 --> 00:18:11,800
Just�because�I�rummage?
396
00:18:13,368 --> 00:18:15,971
You�all�rummage.
397
00:18:16,037 --> 00:18:17,939
There's�a�rummager
in�all�of�you!
398
00:18:17,973 --> 00:18:19,941
This�place�is
no�good�for�nothing.
399
00:18:19,975 --> 00:18:22,611
I�can't�believe
we�almost�elected�this�guy.
400
00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:24,079
He's�nothing
but�a�raccoon�in�a�suit.
401
00:18:24,112 --> 00:18:25,814
A�cheap�suit.
402
00:18:25,881 --> 00:18:28,049
(tearing)
403
00:18:28,083 --> 00:18:30,152
What�are�you�gonna�do�about�it?
404
00:18:30,218 --> 00:18:32,587
There�ain't�no�leader
in�this�place�anyhow.
405
00:18:32,621 --> 00:18:37,392
Like�to�see�you�try
and�stop�a�lice�outbreak,�Jo.
406
00:18:37,425 --> 00:18:39,828
Jo,�what�are�we�gonna�do?
407
00:18:42,564 --> 00:18:44,766
Call�in�the�kookums.
408
00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:49,237
See!�What�did�I�say?
409
00:18:49,271 --> 00:18:53,475
Calm�down.�Stephen�Harper�and�I
really�enjoyed�watching
410
00:18:53,508 --> 00:18:56,411
The�Knackered�Bobby�so�we're
having�crumpets�for�tea.
411
00:18:56,444 --> 00:18:58,180
Those�movies�are
wrecking�your�brains,�man.
412
00:18:58,246 --> 00:19:01,650
Love,�you're�being
a�real�wanker.
413
00:19:01,683 --> 00:19:03,618
Fancy�me�outfit,�ya�plank?
414
00:19:03,652 --> 00:19:05,187
It's�happening.
415
00:19:05,253 --> 00:19:06,955
The�Tommy�Box�is�colonizing�you.
416
00:19:06,988 --> 00:19:10,025
Just�give�these�movies�a�chance,
417
00:19:10,091 --> 00:19:12,027
they're�really�quite�exquisite.
418
00:19:17,499 --> 00:19:19,167
(goofy�British�accent:)
May�I?
419
00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:22,804
(People�chatting)
420
00:19:22,837 --> 00:19:25,273
Little�Petey!
I�thought�I�lost�you!
421
00:19:25,307 --> 00:19:27,842
Nice�work,�Jo.�You�got�my�vote.
422
00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:29,144
Same�here.
423
00:19:31,179 --> 00:19:35,317
Hey,�Chickadee,�nice�work.
424
00:19:35,350 --> 00:19:36,685
Thanks,�Ma.
425
00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:38,954
Fancy�a�cup�of�tea?
426
00:19:38,987 --> 00:19:43,024
(sparking)
427
00:19:43,058 --> 00:19:45,327
All�that�lives�must�die...
428
00:19:46,494 --> 00:19:47,462
What...
429
00:19:47,495 --> 00:19:48,697
The...
430
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:49,965
Fuck?
431
00:19:49,998 --> 00:19:52,234
Don't�ever�mess�with�Deann.
432
00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:54,302
That's�Deann�with�two�Ns.
433
00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:59,474
Tommy�Box:
All�that�lives�must�die...
434
00:19:59,507 --> 00:20:02,844
(sparking)
435
00:20:02,877 --> 00:20:04,145
Hello,�the�King?
436
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:09,251
I'm�afraid�I�have�some
rather�unfortunate�news.
437
00:20:09,317 --> 00:20:11,686
The�King:�What?�I�told�you
that�if�Dean�with�two�Ns
438
00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:15,257
wasn't�colonized�by�the�weekend
that�it�was�off�with�your�head!
439
00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:18,260
Ma!
440
00:20:18,326 --> 00:20:20,395
Paul,�you're�not�supposed�to--
441
00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:22,230
Nimaanendam.
442
00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:23,565
What?
443
00:20:23,598 --> 00:20:25,066
(sighing)
444
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:29,170
I�said,�nimaanendam.
445
00:20:30,672 --> 00:20:32,007
Paul,�you're�sorry?
446
00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:33,241
And,�um,
447
00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:37,879
Aneen�ezhi�shini-kazoyan?
448
00:20:37,912 --> 00:20:39,948
Aneen�ezhi�shini-kazoyan.
449
00:20:40,015 --> 00:20:41,016
Ni-kazoyan.
450
00:20:41,049 --> 00:20:42,517
Well,�my�name�is�Agnes.
451
00:20:42,550 --> 00:20:44,686
Ni-kazoyan.
452
00:20:46,421 --> 00:20:49,090
Kee-za-gey-in.
453
00:20:49,124 --> 00:20:50,358
I'm�sorry,�Ma.
454
00:20:50,392 --> 00:20:51,593
I�love�you.
455
00:20:51,626 --> 00:20:53,762
Ni-kazoyan.
456
00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:56,798
Kazoyan.
(laughing)
457
00:20:56,865 --> 00:20:58,066
Do�you�have�any�bannock?
458
00:20:58,099 --> 00:20:59,301
(chuckling)
459
00:20:59,367 --> 00:21:00,702
Both:
Pakanin�esh-kwan-dem.
460
00:21:00,735 --> 00:21:01,970
-�(laughing)
-�Uh-huh.
461
00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:07,208
Oh,�hey�Jo.
462
00:21:07,242 --> 00:21:09,377
What�the�hell
are�you�wearing,�Lips?
463
00:21:09,411 --> 00:21:12,447
No�way�is�this�guy
getting�lice�again.
464
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,816
That's�too�much�for�me,�Lips.
465
00:21:14,883 --> 00:21:16,318
How�are�we�doing�in�the�poles?
466
00:21:16,384 --> 00:21:17,419
Really�good�actually.
467
00:21:17,452 --> 00:21:20,889
?
468
00:21:20,922 --> 00:21:22,757
?�I�want�fire�?
469
00:21:22,791 --> 00:21:24,426
?�Now�you�know,�no�you�don't�?
470
00:21:24,459 --> 00:21:27,629
?�Make�me�repeat�myself,
make�me�repeat�myself�?
471
00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:29,964
?�I�want�fire�?
472
00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:32,167
?�Now�you�know,�no�you�don't�?
473
00:21:32,233 --> 00:21:35,136
?�Make�me�repeat�myself,
make�me�repeat�myself�?
474
00:21:35,170 --> 00:21:36,404
?�No,�no�?
475
00:21:36,438 --> 00:21:41,976
?
476
00:21:42,010 --> 00:21:46,081
?�We�sit�on�the�couch
and�we�stare�at�the�screen�?
477
00:21:46,114 --> 00:21:49,150
?�Someone�else�tells�us
what�everything�means�?
478
00:21:49,184 --> 00:21:51,786
?�I�don't�know�about�you,
but�I�can't�live�like�this�?
479
00:21:51,820 --> 00:21:55,490
?�Baby,�we�need�to�feed�the�fire
then�we�burn�it�all�down�?
480
00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:57,025
?�I�want�fire�?
481
00:21:57,092 --> 00:21:58,593
?�Now�you�know,�no�you�don't�?
482
00:21:58,626 --> 00:22:00,161
?�Make�me�repeat�myself�?
483
00:22:00,211 --> 00:22:04,761
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