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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:25,125 --> 00:01:27,458 Don't arrest me. 2 00:01:28,500 --> 00:01:31,583 No photos. Please, don't arrest me. 3 00:01:31,750 --> 00:01:33,291 They would like to take a picture with you. 4 00:01:33,375 --> 00:01:35,083 -Are they going to pay? -Yes. 5 00:01:35,750 --> 00:01:37,750 Hey, what's going on? 6 00:01:37,833 --> 00:01:39,333 I brought porcelain from China. 7 00:01:39,416 --> 00:01:41,125 So many. Ask if they're interested. 8 00:01:41,375 --> 00:01:42,791 Share with me what you earn. 9 00:01:45,750 --> 00:01:47,250 These objects are 7,000 years old. 10 00:01:47,333 --> 00:01:48,500 Very good. 11 00:01:48,583 --> 00:01:51,041 Tell them we accept foreign currency. 12 00:01:51,583 --> 00:01:53,208 And credit cards as well. 13 00:01:53,541 --> 00:01:55,541 Look, very cheap T-shirts. 14 00:01:59,791 --> 00:02:02,500 -You... -Shameless. You trick foreigners. 15 00:02:02,708 --> 00:02:04,833 It's not cheating. I'm just smart. 16 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,458 -You're competing with me? -You're crazy. The customers aren't yours. 17 00:02:11,208 --> 00:02:13,291 What are you doing? This is not a market. 18 00:02:13,458 --> 00:02:14,750 Run! 19 00:02:14,833 --> 00:02:16,416 Police! Run! 20 00:02:16,500 --> 00:02:17,833 Go away. 21 00:02:19,791 --> 00:02:22,125 Leave them. We got a call from the headquarters. Let's go. 22 00:02:23,708 --> 00:02:26,375 Hey, everybody. Look. 23 00:02:26,458 --> 00:02:28,166 What is he doing now? 24 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,166 Take a picture. Quick, here. 25 00:02:33,583 --> 00:02:36,083 I'm lucky I wasn't caught. 26 00:02:36,583 --> 00:02:37,875 Romeo, there's a call for you. 27 00:02:37,958 --> 00:02:39,958 -This is Romeo, who is it? -This is Romeo, who is it? 28 00:02:41,041 --> 00:02:42,083 I'm here. 29 00:02:42,916 --> 00:02:43,958 It's for me. 30 00:02:44,041 --> 00:02:46,666 Hi, Chen. What's up? 31 00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:48,791 Shen, I'm getting married. 32 00:02:48,958 --> 00:02:51,875 What? I love you so much. How could you? 33 00:02:52,250 --> 00:02:56,666 My mom said I must marry a rich man. Love is useless. 34 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,500 You're kidding, right? Calm down. 35 00:02:59,583 --> 00:03:01,541 I'm coming for you. Where are you? 36 00:03:01,791 --> 00:03:03,583 -Chen? -Chen, hurry up. 37 00:03:03,666 --> 00:03:05,500 I have to go. I'm late. 38 00:03:05,583 --> 00:03:06,416 So be it. 39 00:03:07,750 --> 00:03:09,916 Chen, no! I beg you! 40 00:03:23,625 --> 00:03:27,666 I'm in a hurry for the wedding. 41 00:03:27,750 --> 00:03:28,958 Hey! 42 00:03:30,791 --> 00:03:32,208 Sir! 43 00:03:33,541 --> 00:03:34,708 Sir! 44 00:03:34,791 --> 00:03:35,750 What's up, little friend? 45 00:03:35,833 --> 00:03:37,583 Open it for me, please. 46 00:03:37,666 --> 00:03:39,041 No problem. Hold on. 47 00:03:42,333 --> 00:03:45,041 Mom, hurry. I got a taxi. 48 00:03:45,583 --> 00:03:46,958 Get out of my way. 49 00:03:49,250 --> 00:03:50,458 Hey! 50 00:03:51,125 --> 00:03:53,625 You're an adult, but you got fooled by a kid. 51 00:03:53,750 --> 00:03:54,666 Shame on you. 52 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:11,500 Go. 53 00:04:14,916 --> 00:04:16,041 Do you have red bean ice cream? 54 00:04:16,125 --> 00:04:17,083 No, we don't. 55 00:04:17,166 --> 00:04:18,125 Nuts. 56 00:04:18,666 --> 00:04:20,875 Come on! 57 00:04:21,625 --> 00:04:23,916 Faster! 58 00:04:25,208 --> 00:04:26,791 Hey! 59 00:04:26,958 --> 00:04:29,833 Chen, wait for me! 60 00:04:37,083 --> 00:04:38,166 Excuse me! 61 00:04:40,041 --> 00:04:42,375 Chen, don't marry him! 62 00:04:42,458 --> 00:04:44,541 -Chen! -What's wrong? 63 00:04:46,958 --> 00:04:48,500 Don't bother. Get in the car, it's time. 64 00:04:49,416 --> 00:04:52,375 Get out of my way! 65 00:04:59,458 --> 00:05:01,833 Get in the car and chase them! 66 00:05:07,291 --> 00:05:09,541 Chen! 67 00:05:09,625 --> 00:05:11,125 Don't stop the car. This guy is mad! 68 00:05:15,541 --> 00:05:16,541 Chen! 69 00:05:18,333 --> 00:05:22,083 Go away! 70 00:05:26,208 --> 00:05:27,750 I tell you to stop. 71 00:05:33,958 --> 00:05:35,291 Get out! 72 00:05:35,416 --> 00:05:36,583 You crazy, get out! 73 00:05:38,041 --> 00:05:39,166 Get out now! 74 00:05:39,250 --> 00:05:40,416 You get out! 75 00:06:02,541 --> 00:06:03,416 -Chen! -Let go of her! 76 00:06:03,791 --> 00:06:06,250 Chen, don't be so rash! 77 00:06:06,375 --> 00:06:09,125 Listen to me, you must not marry him! 78 00:06:09,375 --> 00:06:12,250 Why are you stopping me from marrying him? 79 00:06:12,583 --> 00:06:14,916 Why are you breaking us up? 80 00:06:17,833 --> 00:06:19,375 Don't try to run away. 81 00:06:20,166 --> 00:06:22,708 Sorry, I made a mistake. 82 00:06:22,916 --> 00:06:26,541 I wish you a long, happy marriage. 83 00:06:31,666 --> 00:06:34,208 I don't want to see him again, fix him. 84 00:06:34,375 --> 00:06:35,750 Fix him, beat him. 85 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:41,916 Wait, stay back. Leave him to me. 86 00:06:42,625 --> 00:06:44,708 Fuck you! 87 00:07:03,291 --> 00:07:04,375 Master. 88 00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:06,833 You die or I die. 89 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:09,208 What the hell? 90 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:15,875 -Master, what happened to you? -Jerk, what are you doing here? 91 00:07:15,958 --> 00:07:17,291 Mopping the floor. 92 00:07:17,375 --> 00:07:18,708 Hey! 93 00:07:19,541 --> 00:07:21,291 Don't worry, he won't die. 94 00:07:21,375 --> 00:07:22,500 -Shen. -Shen. 95 00:07:22,625 --> 00:07:24,458 Ladies, good morning. 96 00:07:24,541 --> 00:07:25,375 Good morning. 97 00:07:25,458 --> 00:07:27,583 Why are you doing laundry? The washing machine isn't working. 98 00:07:27,666 --> 00:07:29,541 Somebody's repairing it. 99 00:07:30,333 --> 00:07:32,791 Give me the spanner, please. 100 00:07:33,750 --> 00:07:34,666 Thank you. 101 00:07:34,750 --> 00:07:36,916 -Shen, it's been a long time. -That's right. 102 00:07:37,333 --> 00:07:39,208 -Yes. -Here I come. 103 00:07:39,291 --> 00:07:40,916 -And you brought something? -Yes. 104 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,708 Is it for us? 105 00:07:42,791 --> 00:07:44,208 You're so clever, ma'am. 106 00:07:44,500 --> 00:07:47,208 I bought two bottles of magic water from mainland China. 107 00:07:47,291 --> 00:07:49,583 It's for women, good for health and beauty. 108 00:07:49,666 --> 00:07:53,416 For men, it can make you a man again. 109 00:07:53,500 --> 00:07:54,458 -Really? -Really? 110 00:07:54,541 --> 00:07:57,166 I don't need it, save it for yourselves. 111 00:07:57,250 --> 00:08:00,750 Don't you dare reject it. 112 00:08:01,291 --> 00:08:03,125 It's for your sake. 113 00:08:03,208 --> 00:08:04,916 -How much does it cost? We'll pay you. -Right. 114 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:08,458 No need, it's very cheap. 115 00:08:08,958 --> 00:08:10,958 -We're like family, no need. -Of course, we should pay. 116 00:08:11,041 --> 00:08:13,833 -Take it, it's okay. -No... 117 00:08:14,750 --> 00:08:17,791 When I said 20 to 30 cents, I meant two to three thousand. 118 00:08:17,875 --> 00:08:21,625 All right, we're family, just take it. 119 00:08:23,791 --> 00:08:27,166 You worked so hard to earn 30 cents? 120 00:08:27,375 --> 00:08:28,416 Never mind. 121 00:08:29,708 --> 00:08:31,500 I barely see you now. 122 00:08:31,708 --> 00:08:33,291 Busy going out with Chen? 123 00:08:33,791 --> 00:08:36,750 Don't mention Chen again. I dumped her. 124 00:08:37,125 --> 00:08:38,083 Why? 125 00:08:38,458 --> 00:08:40,625 Why not? She's... 126 00:08:40,708 --> 00:08:44,041 Snobbish, slutty, and low class. 127 00:08:44,166 --> 00:08:45,416 Who's talking behind our backs? 128 00:08:46,041 --> 00:08:47,083 It's him. 129 00:08:47,166 --> 00:08:50,250 No, I'm talking about the bitch downstairs. 130 00:08:50,416 --> 00:08:52,750 She's good at seducing men. 131 00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:53,791 Yes. 132 00:08:54,125 --> 00:08:55,083 -Damn you. -Wait. 133 00:08:56,708 --> 00:08:58,666 -Spend them wisely. -Oh, thank you. 134 00:09:00,416 --> 00:09:01,291 Master, 135 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:05,500 ever since I left the orphanage with you... 136 00:09:05,583 --> 00:09:06,875 No, I don't have a light. 137 00:09:07,791 --> 00:09:11,083 You never taught me how to get a girl. 138 00:09:11,791 --> 00:09:13,833 Girls? Don't mention it again. 139 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,625 If I had been careful about girls, 140 00:09:16,875 --> 00:09:18,666 I wouldn't have been so lousy today. 141 00:09:18,833 --> 00:09:20,958 The four beauties there, I chased and got them in a day. 142 00:09:21,041 --> 00:09:23,375 They are my wives now, and they are playing mahjong together. 143 00:09:23,458 --> 00:09:25,250 So what? 144 00:09:25,375 --> 00:09:26,208 Good. 145 00:09:26,375 --> 00:09:28,375 Good, okay, you can have them all. 146 00:09:28,458 --> 00:09:29,333 I said, good God. 147 00:09:29,416 --> 00:09:30,708 Good, now you understand. 148 00:09:30,916 --> 00:09:33,041 So, men like us 149 00:09:33,458 --> 00:09:35,625 should never talk about love. 150 00:09:36,041 --> 00:09:37,958 We only talk about money. 151 00:09:39,208 --> 00:09:42,958 For money, we should be bloodless. 152 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:44,750 That far? Really? 153 00:09:44,833 --> 00:09:46,000 Do you want to be outstanding? 154 00:09:46,083 --> 00:09:46,916 Yes. 155 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:50,083 Then listen to me, be bloodless. 156 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:52,500 I got it, master. 157 00:09:52,583 --> 00:09:54,250 Good. 158 00:09:56,333 --> 00:09:57,333 What are you doing? 159 00:09:57,416 --> 00:09:58,333 Give me back 30 cents. 160 00:09:58,416 --> 00:09:59,916 -What? -Pretend no more, give them back. 161 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,541 No, I didn't. 162 00:10:01,625 --> 00:10:03,083 You didn't? You old fool. 163 00:10:03,166 --> 00:10:05,166 Give me back 30 cents! Now! 164 00:10:12,625 --> 00:10:16,041 Good, kid, you learned it from me. 165 00:10:16,125 --> 00:10:17,833 You will be great. 166 00:10:21,583 --> 00:10:23,583 -Taxi! -I got here first. 167 00:10:23,666 --> 00:10:26,000 -It's mine. -Mine! 168 00:10:26,166 --> 00:10:30,125 -I came here first! -I'm old, I have priority. 169 00:10:32,041 --> 00:10:33,708 -The taxi's mine. -Help me! 170 00:10:33,875 --> 00:10:35,708 Help! 171 00:10:36,250 --> 00:10:39,125 Please, somebody, help me. 172 00:10:41,916 --> 00:10:43,708 -Are you all right? -What a pity. 173 00:10:43,791 --> 00:10:47,250 -How can I help you? -I'm all right. You're all very kind. 174 00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:50,708 I'm in a hurry for the hospital 175 00:10:50,875 --> 00:10:53,041 to receive a transplant surgery. 176 00:10:53,208 --> 00:10:56,458 I can't get a taxi. Is this a taxi? 177 00:10:56,541 --> 00:10:58,375 -Taxi? No. -Taxi? No. 178 00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:02,458 Shit, it's my taxi, how dare you? 179 00:11:04,166 --> 00:11:05,291 Aim for those eyes. 180 00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:08,791 Get going! 181 00:11:11,208 --> 00:11:13,041 -That bitch got it. -How unfair. 182 00:11:13,125 --> 00:11:14,833 -Yes. -What now? 183 00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:16,916 What now? Get another one! 184 00:11:27,375 --> 00:11:30,250 Hello, do you need a drive? 185 00:11:30,333 --> 00:11:31,583 I'll give you a ride. 186 00:11:32,333 --> 00:11:34,625 It's so kind of you. 187 00:11:38,208 --> 00:11:41,041 It's hard to find someone empathetic like you in Hong Kong. 188 00:11:41,541 --> 00:11:42,916 It's hard to get a taxi here. 189 00:11:43,166 --> 00:11:44,875 And we should help the disabled. 190 00:11:44,958 --> 00:11:45,833 Thank you. 191 00:11:46,125 --> 00:11:47,958 -Where are you going? -The Hong Kong-Macau Harbor. 192 00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:49,291 To pick a friend up? 193 00:11:51,416 --> 00:11:54,583 I got some money for a game there. 194 00:11:56,208 --> 00:11:57,291 Gambling by hearing? 195 00:12:03,291 --> 00:12:04,916 I hope I'm that good. 196 00:12:20,041 --> 00:12:21,375 May I know the time, please? 197 00:12:23,208 --> 00:12:24,166 It's 2:30. 198 00:12:24,250 --> 00:12:26,541 Oh, we can still make it. 199 00:12:26,625 --> 00:12:28,916 Is this car moving? 200 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,708 -Yes. -I'm just asking. 201 00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:31,666 We're moving. 202 00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:33,500 -Then hurry up, thank you. -All right. 203 00:12:43,041 --> 00:12:44,208 What happened? 204 00:12:44,416 --> 00:12:45,500 I ran someone down. 205 00:12:46,208 --> 00:12:48,291 Hey, how are you? 206 00:12:49,250 --> 00:12:50,708 Goodness! Ma'am, how are you? 207 00:12:50,791 --> 00:12:55,708 It hurts. My leg's broken. Blood's everywhere. I need compensation. 208 00:12:56,625 --> 00:12:59,166 I don't have enough money, wait. 209 00:12:59,916 --> 00:13:02,666 Sir, can you lend me some money now? I need to pay her. 210 00:13:03,875 --> 00:13:05,833 -Who? -An old lady I hit. 211 00:13:06,333 --> 00:13:07,583 Let me have a look. 212 00:13:08,625 --> 00:13:10,875 Ma'am, where are you? 213 00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:14,500 It hurts. Give me compensation. 214 00:13:14,583 --> 00:13:16,125 You want compensation? 215 00:13:16,208 --> 00:13:18,791 -Yes. It hurts so much. -Are you dying? 216 00:13:18,875 --> 00:13:21,500 I'll get the police if you don't pay me. 217 00:13:21,875 --> 00:13:24,666 No, the police aren't here. We will wait for them. 218 00:13:26,291 --> 00:13:27,833 There's a police officer here. 219 00:13:27,916 --> 00:13:30,250 -Where? -I'm a police officer! 220 00:13:31,125 --> 00:13:33,958 Ma'am, your leg is broken and bleeding. How did that happen? 221 00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:35,875 Blind man, you hit her? You should pay her. 222 00:13:36,291 --> 00:13:37,333 What if I don't pay? 223 00:13:37,416 --> 00:13:39,041 I'll arrest you, aren't you afraid? 224 00:13:39,791 --> 00:13:42,250 Why? I'm not going to die. 225 00:13:42,333 --> 00:13:44,083 You can't shoot me here, right? 226 00:13:44,166 --> 00:13:47,166 You think you're the Liberation Army? 227 00:13:47,375 --> 00:13:49,291 -I'll get the Liberation Army. -Impossible! 228 00:13:49,708 --> 00:13:50,666 Bastard. 229 00:13:52,458 --> 00:13:54,041 Blind man, what are you doing here? 230 00:13:54,958 --> 00:13:56,750 He hit her but he won't pay. 231 00:13:56,833 --> 00:13:59,458 Pay, or I'll shoot you here! 232 00:13:59,541 --> 00:14:01,041 I don't know Mandarin. 233 00:14:02,541 --> 00:14:05,958 He told you to pay, or he will kill you! 234 00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:08,625 Pay, or I'll shoot you here! 235 00:14:09,041 --> 00:14:12,541 Whatever. The gun can kill me in a second. 236 00:14:12,625 --> 00:14:15,750 I'm afraid of a dog biting me to death. 237 00:14:16,166 --> 00:14:17,083 There's a dog. 238 00:14:17,166 --> 00:14:18,458 What a coincidence. 239 00:14:24,333 --> 00:14:25,875 Hey, doggie, why are you barking? 240 00:14:25,958 --> 00:14:28,875 Telling you to pay quickly, or I'll bite you to death. 241 00:14:29,291 --> 00:14:30,291 Please don't. 242 00:14:31,583 --> 00:14:34,083 It's pathetic to be killed by you. 243 00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:37,708 You played blind to fool me. 244 00:14:37,791 --> 00:14:39,958 Right, I pretended to be blind. 245 00:14:40,291 --> 00:14:42,375 I can't pretend I'm a dog or something. 246 00:14:42,458 --> 00:14:43,666 I can't do that. 247 00:14:45,166 --> 00:14:49,416 Sir, then we are both playing it smart-- 248 00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:52,041 I play it smart, and you play like a dog. 249 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,916 We better draw the line. 250 00:14:54,166 --> 00:14:57,625 Sir, I owed them a lot. 251 00:14:58,291 --> 00:15:01,958 They will get me if I don't pay back. 252 00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:04,666 Show some tears for that. 253 00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:06,625 Wait, I will. 254 00:15:06,708 --> 00:15:07,541 For how long? 255 00:15:07,625 --> 00:15:09,291 One second. 256 00:15:11,625 --> 00:15:14,541 You can't even pass the test as an actress. 257 00:15:14,833 --> 00:15:17,041 How could you join this trade? 258 00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:19,166 Let me teach you some tricks. 259 00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:20,125 All right. 260 00:15:20,208 --> 00:15:21,791 Right on this road, 261 00:15:21,875 --> 00:15:24,833 get down before a car and pretend you're hit. 262 00:15:24,916 --> 00:15:26,000 Then you got a chance. 263 00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:27,166 Watch out. 264 00:15:35,875 --> 00:15:36,958 How are you? 265 00:15:38,250 --> 00:15:39,416 Watch and learn. 266 00:15:39,875 --> 00:15:43,333 My leg is broken, what now? 267 00:15:50,041 --> 00:15:54,375 My car is damaged, too, what now? 268 00:15:55,416 --> 00:15:56,416 It's easy. 269 00:15:58,083 --> 00:15:59,916 One thousand dollars for your car 270 00:16:00,166 --> 00:16:02,375 and another one thousand for my admiration for you. 271 00:16:02,458 --> 00:16:04,208 What about your leg? 272 00:16:05,041 --> 00:16:08,583 No worries, I should have died crossing the road blindly. 273 00:16:08,666 --> 00:16:10,083 You only broke my leg. 274 00:16:10,666 --> 00:16:11,875 I don't know how to thank you. 275 00:16:12,041 --> 00:16:12,916 Get me to hospital. 276 00:16:15,833 --> 00:16:18,291 Good luck to you! 277 00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:23,583 Weird, that trick is-- 278 00:16:23,666 --> 00:16:24,958 See? 279 00:16:25,458 --> 00:16:26,916 I taught you one more trick. 280 00:16:27,166 --> 00:16:30,250 Drive on the road as you please. 281 00:16:30,333 --> 00:16:32,083 Find a fool who crosses the road blindly. 282 00:16:32,166 --> 00:16:34,833 Go and hit him, then ask for compensation. 283 00:16:35,041 --> 00:16:37,041 You see what an example I've shown you? 284 00:16:37,125 --> 00:16:38,708 You know it always works. 285 00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:42,083 You're a genius. 286 00:16:42,166 --> 00:16:43,291 You got my admiration. 287 00:16:43,416 --> 00:16:44,625 Then pay for the tuition. 288 00:16:44,708 --> 00:16:46,833 There's 5,000 for tuition, and 10,000 for demonstration. 289 00:16:46,916 --> 00:16:48,041 It's a total of 17,000 dollars. 290 00:16:48,333 --> 00:16:49,875 I think it's 15,000 dollars. 291 00:16:49,958 --> 00:16:52,625 But I paid 2,000 dollars for you. Wake up! 292 00:16:53,041 --> 00:16:54,875 -I have no money. -No? 293 00:16:55,416 --> 00:16:59,416 -I really have none. I don't have it I... -Quit acting. Hurry up and pay! 294 00:17:01,125 --> 00:17:04,958 Stop searching, I don't have money. 295 00:17:05,875 --> 00:17:07,458 Where do you live? Go home and get the money. 296 00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:15,166 I don't have a home, and my boyfriend dumped me. 297 00:17:15,375 --> 00:17:18,916 Now I'm alone and helpless. 298 00:17:20,166 --> 00:17:23,666 I only got this watch, it's from my mom. 299 00:17:24,083 --> 00:17:27,458 You can take it as a down payment. 300 00:17:27,583 --> 00:17:29,208 I'll pay to get it back when I got money. 301 00:17:30,166 --> 00:17:32,708 Save it for yourself, I'm unlucky today. 302 00:17:33,041 --> 00:17:34,833 Thank you. 303 00:17:38,041 --> 00:17:41,375 Bitch, I've been looking for you. Pay me back! 304 00:17:41,875 --> 00:17:44,916 -Hey! Stay right there. -Hey! Stay right there. 305 00:17:53,041 --> 00:17:54,541 -Stop. -Now, where are you going? 306 00:17:55,333 --> 00:17:56,416 Let me go. 307 00:17:59,125 --> 00:18:00,041 It's not so easy. 308 00:18:00,666 --> 00:18:01,583 Don't cry. 309 00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:04,500 -Let me go. -Come here. 310 00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:05,541 Hey. 311 00:18:06,541 --> 00:18:07,458 Fool. 312 00:18:09,458 --> 00:18:10,333 Walk faster! 313 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:16,958 Bitch! 314 00:18:17,541 --> 00:18:19,958 You still don't have the money, and you try to run? 315 00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:21,958 I'll teach a lesson! 316 00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:23,333 What are you doing? 317 00:18:24,375 --> 00:18:28,583 Let go of my girlfriend, or I'll call the police. 318 00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:34,750 You got a blind man as a boyfriend, that's bad. 319 00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:38,416 Trying to fool me, damned blind man. 320 00:18:39,458 --> 00:18:41,916 Don't do it again. 321 00:18:42,583 --> 00:18:43,958 Stand still. 322 00:18:55,291 --> 00:19:00,458 You ducked all these, great job. 323 00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:08,291 So you are-- 324 00:19:08,375 --> 00:19:09,375 That's right. 325 00:19:11,208 --> 00:19:12,333 I am 326 00:19:12,958 --> 00:19:15,916 The Blind Knight. 327 00:19:17,666 --> 00:19:18,750 The Blind Knight? 328 00:19:19,083 --> 00:19:20,625 You're tough. 329 00:19:21,708 --> 00:19:22,541 Let's go. 330 00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:32,666 Such big eyes. He can see, boss! 331 00:19:33,916 --> 00:19:35,291 Why didn't you make it this time? 332 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:36,958 I was rolling my eyes to play blind. 333 00:19:37,166 --> 00:19:39,083 Let the boss teach you a lesson. 334 00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:53,958 Boss, you are so tough. 335 00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:56,375 You're awesome with a sword. 336 00:19:56,458 --> 00:20:00,000 I admire you, boss. 337 00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:02,041 What, boss? 338 00:20:02,541 --> 00:20:04,958 You're so scared that you sweat. 339 00:20:06,333 --> 00:20:10,041 You could even read my fear. 340 00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:13,375 This sword has been used for hara-kiri. 341 00:20:15,208 --> 00:20:18,500 Hara-kiri... It takes great courage. 342 00:20:20,791 --> 00:20:21,666 Where's the boss? 343 00:20:22,041 --> 00:20:23,041 There. 344 00:20:27,375 --> 00:20:28,666 Who killed you? 345 00:20:28,750 --> 00:20:31,375 Tell me, l will avenge you. 346 00:20:31,458 --> 00:20:33,083 Tell me, who killed you? 347 00:20:40,416 --> 00:20:42,041 You fool me, too. 348 00:20:44,875 --> 00:20:46,875 You play tricks with me, kid. 349 00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:53,458 I'll kill you if you're not my brother. 350 00:20:56,916 --> 00:20:58,375 Who are those two? 351 00:20:59,208 --> 00:21:02,583 The girl refused to pay, and the guy backed her up. 352 00:21:02,708 --> 00:21:04,083 Actually... 353 00:21:05,791 --> 00:21:08,583 Actually, I'm not her boyfriend. It's a misunderstanding. 354 00:21:08,666 --> 00:21:11,041 Who cares? Can you pay back the money? 355 00:21:12,125 --> 00:21:13,291 Yes. 356 00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:15,583 I'll pay just a bit later, right? 357 00:21:15,666 --> 00:21:18,291 That's a no. Take photos of her. 358 00:21:21,333 --> 00:21:22,458 What the hell? 359 00:21:22,541 --> 00:21:23,750 I have nothing to do with this. 360 00:21:23,833 --> 00:21:25,000 -Why am I involved? -Look here. 361 00:21:26,875 --> 00:21:29,291 -This is all your fault. -Listen, I'll pay soon. 362 00:21:30,125 --> 00:21:30,958 Bitch. 363 00:21:31,208 --> 00:21:32,458 You have seven days. 364 00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:34,041 If you can't pay by then, 365 00:21:37,291 --> 00:21:39,875 you will be like this picture. 366 00:21:42,541 --> 00:21:44,250 It's a good picture. 367 00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:45,416 Right, good pose. 368 00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:46,708 -I know, right? -Throw them out. 369 00:21:46,791 --> 00:21:48,291 Go. 370 00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:50,083 -I don't even know her. -Go. 371 00:21:50,166 --> 00:21:51,208 Now! Hurry up. 372 00:21:51,291 --> 00:21:52,666 Go. 373 00:21:52,833 --> 00:21:53,916 You go, too. 374 00:21:57,500 --> 00:21:59,416 Boss, he told the truth. 375 00:21:59,666 --> 00:22:00,500 Take him here. 376 00:22:05,166 --> 00:22:07,375 It's suffocating! 377 00:22:22,125 --> 00:22:24,041 Your plastic surgery is quite good! 378 00:22:24,125 --> 00:22:27,291 It won't come off even after three hours in the sauna. So you admit it now? 379 00:22:28,708 --> 00:22:29,833 I admit it. 380 00:22:31,416 --> 00:22:33,750 You used to look so handsome. 381 00:22:34,083 --> 00:22:36,333 Why did you have surgery for this shit? 382 00:22:36,625 --> 00:22:38,958 I had no other choice. 383 00:22:39,375 --> 00:22:41,958 -Please spare me. -So that means you can return it? 384 00:22:42,166 --> 00:22:45,166 Of course, I'll return the money. 385 00:22:45,625 --> 00:22:47,333 Please give me a few more days. 386 00:22:47,666 --> 00:22:50,625 I have something to propose to you 387 00:22:50,958 --> 00:22:52,791 since both of us are friends. 388 00:22:54,208 --> 00:22:58,125 The owner of this house is on vacation for a month. 389 00:22:58,833 --> 00:23:01,375 Go and get those antiques for me. 390 00:23:01,708 --> 00:23:05,916 You're telling me to steal for you? 391 00:23:06,125 --> 00:23:08,208 Cheating is all I do. 392 00:23:09,708 --> 00:23:12,083 Put him back in the sauna for a few more hours. 393 00:23:12,500 --> 00:23:15,625 No. We can negotiate. 394 00:23:15,750 --> 00:23:16,875 That's the right attitude. 395 00:23:17,583 --> 00:23:19,958 You get the antiques for me, and you can take the furniture. 396 00:23:20,041 --> 00:23:23,125 You sell them and pay me back. 397 00:23:24,166 --> 00:23:26,958 The house is huge. There must be maids in there. 398 00:23:27,583 --> 00:23:29,291 You're smart. What's the problem? 399 00:23:29,375 --> 00:23:31,166 That's not a big deal, expert. 400 00:23:31,250 --> 00:23:32,708 It's all sorted out. 401 00:23:36,333 --> 00:23:38,000 What have I done wrong? 402 00:23:39,791 --> 00:23:41,500 I'm punished for my good deed. 403 00:23:41,833 --> 00:23:44,208 Sorry, I'll return the favor. 404 00:23:44,291 --> 00:23:46,708 I don't want to see you again. Get lost. 405 00:23:47,750 --> 00:23:48,625 Get lost. 406 00:23:49,583 --> 00:23:50,541 Get lost now! 407 00:23:51,083 --> 00:23:52,291 Now! 408 00:23:52,750 --> 00:23:56,375 Bitch! You really went away! 409 00:23:56,458 --> 00:23:58,083 You can't just walk away like that. 410 00:23:59,416 --> 00:24:01,125 You sort things out for me. 411 00:24:01,208 --> 00:24:03,750 I'll be killed too if you don't pay. 412 00:24:04,458 --> 00:24:06,458 I'm sorry. I'll make it up to you. 413 00:24:06,541 --> 00:24:07,916 How will you make it up to me? 414 00:24:08,291 --> 00:24:09,833 -I got it. -Got what? 415 00:24:09,916 --> 00:24:11,500 -I can do it. -What can you do? 416 00:24:11,583 --> 00:24:13,250 -I'll do it now. -Hey! 417 00:24:23,375 --> 00:24:28,416 -My leg is broken. Pay me. -Can you even drive? 418 00:24:28,625 --> 00:24:33,833 -It's broken. Where's the money? -My car is damaged! 419 00:24:35,291 --> 00:24:39,125 -It hurts. Pay me for this. -What the hell? 420 00:24:39,208 --> 00:24:42,500 Pay me. My leg is broken. 421 00:24:42,666 --> 00:24:45,541 -Bitch, what are you even doing? -Oh no, how did this happen? 422 00:24:46,666 --> 00:24:47,750 Pay me the compensation. 423 00:24:48,291 --> 00:24:49,916 -Pay me the compensation. -What for? 424 00:24:50,208 --> 00:24:52,583 -Hey, don't go! -Look after my car. 425 00:24:52,750 --> 00:24:54,791 -Look after my car. -You bastard. 426 00:24:54,875 --> 00:24:56,083 See how damaged my car is. 427 00:24:56,958 --> 00:24:59,625 Though you are an idiot, 428 00:24:59,708 --> 00:25:03,208 who has a plain figure that's wearing an old-fashioned outfit, 429 00:25:03,416 --> 00:25:04,833 you're trustworthy and brave. 430 00:25:04,916 --> 00:25:07,083 I'll teach you something. 431 00:25:07,166 --> 00:25:08,125 Thank you. 432 00:25:08,458 --> 00:25:10,291 -Remember the plan? -I do. 433 00:25:10,375 --> 00:25:12,708 We go in and take things. Aren't we thieves? 434 00:25:12,791 --> 00:25:14,583 We are thieves if nobody is in there. 435 00:25:14,666 --> 00:25:16,166 It is playing smart if there's somebody. 436 00:25:16,500 --> 00:25:18,750 The beginning is always the hardest. 437 00:25:18,833 --> 00:25:21,708 Now, let's see how to get there. 438 00:25:21,791 --> 00:25:24,750 It takes true wisdom and great courage. 439 00:25:24,833 --> 00:25:26,875 -I got them. -Those are things that you lack. 440 00:25:26,958 --> 00:25:28,083 Look how I do it. Ring the bell. 441 00:25:31,041 --> 00:25:32,083 Take it easy. 442 00:25:33,875 --> 00:25:35,833 Come on in. 443 00:25:36,333 --> 00:25:37,250 We are... 444 00:25:38,541 --> 00:25:40,500 Come on in. 445 00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:43,208 Quick. 446 00:25:48,083 --> 00:25:49,000 What are you doing here? 447 00:25:49,083 --> 00:25:50,375 We got a complaint... 448 00:25:54,208 --> 00:25:55,833 Quiet. Don't wake my wife up. 449 00:25:57,333 --> 00:25:59,416 We got a complaint about a gas leakage. 450 00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:00,708 Such a strong smell. 451 00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:05,583 -Yes, follow me to the kitchen. -What? 452 00:26:06,833 --> 00:26:08,625 -Look for expensive things. -I know. 453 00:26:08,708 --> 00:26:09,791 -Here's the switch. -Yes. 454 00:26:17,541 --> 00:26:20,250 -How is it going? -Hold this for me. 455 00:26:22,541 --> 00:26:23,875 You hear that sound? 456 00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:26,875 Yes. The smell of gas is strong. 457 00:26:27,083 --> 00:26:29,541 It seems serious. I'll call for help now. 458 00:26:31,708 --> 00:26:32,875 Stay there. 459 00:26:43,625 --> 00:26:46,708 -What the-- -It's dangerous. She was holding a knife. 460 00:26:46,833 --> 00:26:48,708 Don't fear. Nobody's here. 461 00:26:48,791 --> 00:26:50,208 Take some things and go. 462 00:26:51,666 --> 00:26:54,166 You didn't have to kill her. 463 00:26:54,416 --> 00:26:55,416 I... 464 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,416 How could you laugh at that? 465 00:26:57,833 --> 00:26:59,375 I... 466 00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:00,750 You're cruel. 467 00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:06,416 You always mess things up. 468 00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:25,875 Shit. I was holding a knife. 469 00:27:25,958 --> 00:27:29,333 What the hell? You killed two? I'm calling the police. 470 00:27:30,375 --> 00:27:32,541 Shut up and listen to me. 471 00:27:33,500 --> 00:27:36,875 What do you have to say? 472 00:27:37,375 --> 00:27:39,375 -Will you please leave me alone? -I didn't see the knife. 473 00:27:39,458 --> 00:27:40,708 You want to kill me too? 474 00:27:48,875 --> 00:27:50,125 No... 475 00:27:53,500 --> 00:27:55,416 No... 476 00:28:06,708 --> 00:28:07,958 What are you doing? 477 00:28:09,541 --> 00:28:10,833 It hurts. 478 00:28:12,125 --> 00:28:14,666 Honey, what are they doing here? 479 00:28:16,541 --> 00:28:18,583 They came to repair the gas pipe. 480 00:28:18,666 --> 00:28:21,500 Right, we're here because of a gas leakage. 481 00:28:21,583 --> 00:28:23,583 -Is it fixed? -I fixed it. What about you? 482 00:28:24,250 --> 00:28:27,708 -Let's go. Sorry for disturbing you. -No problem. 483 00:28:28,833 --> 00:28:32,375 You idiot. Why did you let them in? 484 00:28:38,291 --> 00:28:40,083 Why didn't you tell me? 485 00:28:40,583 --> 00:28:43,041 -You've been holding my neck. -How can I talk like that? 486 00:28:43,125 --> 00:28:44,916 Of course, you can talk. Stupid. 487 00:28:46,875 --> 00:28:48,500 It's one day closer to payment. 488 00:28:49,708 --> 00:28:53,083 We need to put in some capital. Go and buy two tickets for Sara's concert. 489 00:28:53,250 --> 00:28:54,291 What for? 490 00:28:55,041 --> 00:28:57,750 To put them in somebody's mailbox. Everybody likes things that are free. 491 00:28:57,833 --> 00:29:00,833 They will go to the concert, and nobody will be home then. 492 00:29:00,916 --> 00:29:04,041 That's our time then, burglar. 493 00:29:04,625 --> 00:29:06,166 No one is there. We will be thieves then. 494 00:29:07,666 --> 00:29:11,083 I'm smart enough to make them leave, so that's still playing it smart. 495 00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:12,833 And our target is? 496 00:29:18,458 --> 00:29:19,333 This one. 497 00:29:27,666 --> 00:29:29,666 -Wait, I'll just lock the door. -Where are we going today? 498 00:29:29,916 --> 00:29:31,041 We're going to Macau. 499 00:29:31,125 --> 00:29:33,375 -Really? But my boss might get mad. -It's great in Macau. 500 00:29:33,458 --> 00:29:36,250 -No way, leave everything to me. -Well, okay, if you say so. 501 00:29:36,333 --> 00:29:38,375 -We won't take long, okay? -Of course. 502 00:29:38,875 --> 00:29:39,958 I got you, don't worry. 503 00:29:49,541 --> 00:29:51,208 CHAN SING CLEANING SERVICES 504 00:29:54,083 --> 00:29:56,458 This guy is smart. 505 00:29:56,875 --> 00:29:59,000 -He's smooth with girls. -Shut up, get in. 506 00:30:00,708 --> 00:30:01,541 Come on. 507 00:30:04,083 --> 00:30:08,375 Wow, this is a big and beautiful house. 508 00:30:08,708 --> 00:30:10,916 Don't look around. 509 00:30:11,916 --> 00:30:13,666 For you. Be swift. 510 00:30:27,541 --> 00:30:30,750 This is a pre-recorded audio. Please leave your message. 511 00:30:31,541 --> 00:30:34,666 Chen, I got to know a tycoon's son called Jackie. 512 00:30:34,791 --> 00:30:37,125 He's coming to Hong Kong for an investment. 513 00:30:37,250 --> 00:30:40,333 Show hospitality, and you get tips for it. 514 00:30:42,416 --> 00:30:44,041 -Glad it didn't break. -Wait. 515 00:30:44,791 --> 00:30:47,750 Put the things back. I have an easy way to gain wealth. 516 00:30:48,208 --> 00:30:49,416 Hurry up. 517 00:30:49,916 --> 00:30:51,041 How may I help you? 518 00:30:52,583 --> 00:30:55,708 -The head is coming back next month. -We got time to set up a trap. 519 00:30:55,791 --> 00:30:58,583 -I'll pretend to be the head. -And fool that Jackie. 520 00:30:59,250 --> 00:31:01,041 The antiques will be ours then. 521 00:31:01,125 --> 00:31:03,208 Then we fool that Jackie. 522 00:31:03,291 --> 00:31:06,000 It's a shame if we just let a chance go. 523 00:31:06,250 --> 00:31:08,666 Boss, it's a good idea, right? 524 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,750 -I think the same way as you do. -I got it first. 525 00:31:10,833 --> 00:31:13,458 No good idea could possibly come from him. 526 00:31:14,125 --> 00:31:17,583 But since we're friends, I can help you. 527 00:31:17,958 --> 00:31:19,833 And the money's share would be... 528 00:31:19,916 --> 00:31:21,333 Half and half. 529 00:31:21,416 --> 00:31:23,708 -Really? -You may borrow the antiques too. 530 00:31:24,333 --> 00:31:27,541 You're so kind to me. 531 00:31:27,708 --> 00:31:29,166 Do your best. 532 00:31:29,416 --> 00:31:32,541 Of course. I won't disappoint you. 533 00:31:33,666 --> 00:31:36,625 Why should we share with him equally? 534 00:31:36,916 --> 00:31:39,208 It can make him try his best. 535 00:31:39,333 --> 00:31:41,416 Fifty percent is still too much for it. 536 00:31:41,583 --> 00:31:44,375 The rent for the antiques is just 50%. 537 00:31:45,416 --> 00:31:48,750 Wow, then it comes back to us in the end. 538 00:31:49,416 --> 00:31:51,750 You're smart. 539 00:31:55,333 --> 00:31:56,666 -Hey, Fa. -Fa. 540 00:31:56,750 --> 00:31:58,500 -Call me sir. -Yes, sir. 541 00:31:58,708 --> 00:32:01,333 Sir, I found several concert tickets. 542 00:32:01,416 --> 00:32:04,666 Don't be greedy, it will cost you. 543 00:32:04,958 --> 00:32:06,791 Remember, go to work on time. 544 00:32:06,875 --> 00:32:08,750 -Yes, sir. -Got it. 545 00:32:14,958 --> 00:32:16,708 All we need now is a wife. 546 00:32:17,708 --> 00:32:20,708 -Who is she? -Wow, she's challenging a man. 547 00:32:21,625 --> 00:32:22,666 -All right. -She will lose. 548 00:32:23,083 --> 00:32:26,333 -Come at me. -Fatty, I'll bet on you. 549 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,416 One, two, go. 550 00:32:32,250 --> 00:32:35,500 -Wow. -You helped me win again. 551 00:32:36,291 --> 00:32:37,625 -What? You think he cheated? -Yes. 552 00:32:37,708 --> 00:32:40,000 -Let's do it again. -Let's do it. 553 00:32:40,083 --> 00:32:41,666 -You think you will win this time? -Why not? 554 00:32:41,833 --> 00:32:43,208 I don't believe it. 555 00:32:43,291 --> 00:32:44,458 Come at me. 556 00:32:47,958 --> 00:32:51,750 Ping, no one buys it anymore. 557 00:32:51,833 --> 00:32:53,958 -Let's just call it a day. -We can't catch a break here. 558 00:32:55,125 --> 00:32:56,750 Ping, we're leaving then. 559 00:32:56,958 --> 00:32:58,000 See you, Ping. 560 00:33:08,875 --> 00:33:11,291 Who's playing tricks on me? 561 00:33:12,083 --> 00:33:13,208 Who? 562 00:33:13,375 --> 00:33:14,333 It's me. 563 00:33:17,833 --> 00:33:19,083 It's you. 564 00:33:19,291 --> 00:33:20,708 It's me, of course. 565 00:33:21,416 --> 00:33:22,833 It's really you? 566 00:33:23,875 --> 00:33:26,375 I'm in bad mood, don't try me. 567 00:33:27,250 --> 00:33:29,291 You don't recognize me? I'm Fa. 568 00:33:30,458 --> 00:33:32,083 -Are you really Fa? -Yes. 569 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,166 No, stop! 570 00:33:36,916 --> 00:33:38,750 Spare my life. Look at your bra first. 571 00:33:38,833 --> 00:33:40,875 There's a coin. 572 00:33:41,541 --> 00:33:44,541 That's the French coin you gave me. 573 00:33:44,666 --> 00:33:46,333 Look carefully. 574 00:33:50,250 --> 00:33:51,458 It's Fa. 575 00:33:52,458 --> 00:33:54,791 -You are Fa? -I am. 576 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,875 You should've told me earlier. 577 00:33:57,583 --> 00:33:59,083 What are you all looking at? 578 00:34:03,250 --> 00:34:05,250 What happened to your face? 579 00:34:05,458 --> 00:34:08,291 I did it to hide. 580 00:34:09,500 --> 00:34:10,958 Why did you come to see me? 581 00:34:11,458 --> 00:34:13,958 I come to you for... 582 00:34:14,916 --> 00:34:17,833 If you want me to lend you money, then no. I could barely sustain myself. 583 00:34:18,166 --> 00:34:20,666 You're kidding, we're old friends. 584 00:34:21,625 --> 00:34:23,875 We were friends because you were hot then. 585 00:34:23,958 --> 00:34:26,666 Now you look bad, we talk business only. 586 00:34:27,625 --> 00:34:29,666 I have business to discuss with you. 587 00:34:31,416 --> 00:34:33,250 Trust me, it's profitable. 588 00:34:35,625 --> 00:34:36,875 Are you really Fa? 589 00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:49,500 I told you I can't drink. 590 00:34:54,875 --> 00:34:56,166 I can't drink at all. 591 00:34:58,208 --> 00:35:00,541 You're naughty. I said no. 592 00:35:00,625 --> 00:35:02,250 Naughty? Am I? 593 00:35:03,125 --> 00:35:05,166 Am I? 594 00:35:12,875 --> 00:35:14,541 Nobody's in the house now. 595 00:35:16,791 --> 00:35:17,833 -How are you, dying? -No. 596 00:35:19,250 --> 00:35:21,458 Give me all the credit cards. 597 00:35:21,833 --> 00:35:22,958 What for? 598 00:35:23,916 --> 00:35:26,083 To open the door. 599 00:35:26,375 --> 00:35:28,291 It takes skills and steady hands. 600 00:35:30,583 --> 00:35:33,958 Where's my card, it's a rare one I picked it up on the street. 601 00:35:34,166 --> 00:35:36,625 Picked it up? You gave me a false one. 602 00:35:36,708 --> 00:35:37,541 How did you know? 603 00:35:37,625 --> 00:35:39,750 It's stuck in the door. You tell me whether it's fake or not! 604 00:35:39,833 --> 00:35:40,875 Any more cards? 605 00:35:42,375 --> 00:35:44,208 -A train ticket. -Give it to me, is this authentic? 606 00:35:44,291 --> 00:35:45,666 -Yes. -Really? 607 00:35:47,541 --> 00:35:49,541 Look, it opens. 608 00:35:56,500 --> 00:35:58,208 We're rich. 609 00:35:59,375 --> 00:36:02,291 -What are you doing? -This must be something worthy. 610 00:36:03,083 --> 00:36:04,750 Do you think you can move that? 611 00:36:07,875 --> 00:36:09,125 I can move this. 612 00:36:09,208 --> 00:36:11,416 Get something you can put inside your bag. 613 00:36:11,833 --> 00:36:14,958 This one, for example. Give me the bag. 614 00:36:17,666 --> 00:36:19,000 Over here? 615 00:36:19,625 --> 00:36:22,250 -I meant the upper pocket, not this one. -No pockets, just two holes. 616 00:36:23,500 --> 00:36:25,291 These two? What kind of bag is this? 617 00:36:25,375 --> 00:36:28,625 This is not a bag. It's a wallet. One for keys, one for coins. 618 00:36:29,500 --> 00:36:31,416 -A wallet? -It's cool, right? 619 00:36:45,416 --> 00:36:46,541 What happened? 620 00:36:47,083 --> 00:36:48,333 Are you okay? 621 00:36:49,791 --> 00:36:51,416 Okay, time's running short. 622 00:36:51,541 --> 00:36:54,791 You look around for things that can fit in this bag. 623 00:36:55,083 --> 00:36:57,125 I got it. For example? 624 00:36:58,541 --> 00:37:01,625 Expensive pens, lighters, ashtrays. 625 00:37:01,708 --> 00:37:02,750 Got it. 626 00:37:05,250 --> 00:37:06,958 I found one. 627 00:37:07,125 --> 00:37:08,916 Look, a luxury ashtray. 628 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:14,083 Hold that bag wide open, come on. Wider. 629 00:37:15,958 --> 00:37:18,208 -What? Something on your mind? -Right. 630 00:37:18,291 --> 00:37:19,875 -Tell me. -I don't feel like it. 631 00:37:20,041 --> 00:37:22,041 -Any other way to express it? -Yes. 632 00:37:30,291 --> 00:37:31,625 Hey! 633 00:37:32,833 --> 00:37:35,958 You act as my wife now. Walk behind me. 634 00:37:38,083 --> 00:37:39,166 Follow me. 635 00:37:39,625 --> 00:37:42,625 Watch your manners. Walk steadily 636 00:37:42,750 --> 00:37:48,416 and speak gently like a rich wife. 637 00:37:51,625 --> 00:37:54,166 Ping! 638 00:37:55,166 --> 00:37:57,125 It's you who's playing my husband. 639 00:37:57,666 --> 00:38:00,833 You walk behind me. Chest up. 640 00:38:01,333 --> 00:38:02,458 Eyes wide open. 641 00:38:03,916 --> 00:38:07,125 Then you're like a rich husband, got it? 642 00:38:07,291 --> 00:38:08,250 Got it! 643 00:38:10,708 --> 00:38:13,375 I don't believe there's not even one thing I can put into this bag. 644 00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:14,958 Yes, try it again. 645 00:38:16,250 --> 00:38:17,458 This one. 646 00:38:17,833 --> 00:38:18,750 Don't move! 647 00:38:21,458 --> 00:38:22,958 Hey, that's my favorite. 648 00:38:23,041 --> 00:38:25,333 -Lee. -Bullshit, that's Dumb Boy. 649 00:38:25,416 --> 00:38:26,500 Lee. 650 00:38:26,583 --> 00:38:29,000 -Dumb Boy. -Dumb boy he is then. 651 00:38:29,416 --> 00:38:31,041 Say it again, you bastards! 652 00:38:31,875 --> 00:38:32,875 What now? 653 00:38:32,958 --> 00:38:35,208 Try to find a bigger bag. 654 00:38:36,666 --> 00:38:40,083 This is a pre-recorded audio. Please leave your message. 655 00:38:40,625 --> 00:38:44,291 Chen, that Jackie I mentioned, he will be one week late. 656 00:38:44,583 --> 00:38:46,875 -I'll call you when it's set. -Oh, we're screwed. 657 00:38:47,125 --> 00:38:48,375 None of your business. 658 00:38:48,750 --> 00:38:51,791 Look, the concert tickets are here. 659 00:38:52,625 --> 00:38:54,666 The owner will come back anytime. Run. 660 00:38:57,666 --> 00:39:00,958 Mrs. Huang! 661 00:39:02,416 --> 00:39:03,625 What now? 662 00:39:03,916 --> 00:39:05,625 Where can we get a Mrs. Huang? 663 00:39:05,750 --> 00:39:07,875 -Mrs. Huang? -What now? 664 00:39:08,541 --> 00:39:10,208 -Act. -Who's doing the acting? 665 00:39:10,291 --> 00:39:11,458 You, of course! 666 00:39:13,166 --> 00:39:14,333 Something is wrong. 667 00:39:15,541 --> 00:39:17,083 -Yes, I'll contact the HQ. -Okay. 668 00:39:21,375 --> 00:39:22,291 Who are you? 669 00:39:24,458 --> 00:39:26,083 -Are you Mrs. Huang? -Yes. 670 00:39:27,541 --> 00:39:31,291 Excuse me, but somebody complained about your noise. 671 00:39:31,750 --> 00:39:35,666 -Honey, come to bed. -We hope... 672 00:39:36,416 --> 00:39:40,125 Please pay attention next time. Good night. 673 00:39:40,333 --> 00:39:41,625 Okay, bye. 674 00:39:46,208 --> 00:39:50,583 Ping, we can quit after this one. 675 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,791 We? Why we? 676 00:39:53,750 --> 00:39:55,583 We're the best duo. 677 00:39:57,375 --> 00:39:58,916 We were. 678 00:39:59,458 --> 00:40:02,791 -That's history. -I know you're nostalgic. 679 00:40:03,375 --> 00:40:06,250 So I kept the coin. I knew you wouldn't recognize me. 680 00:40:06,375 --> 00:40:08,625 But you were so happy when you saw that coin. 681 00:40:08,750 --> 00:40:10,500 I know you still miss me. 682 00:40:12,291 --> 00:40:14,416 -Are you talking about this? -Right. 683 00:40:15,083 --> 00:40:16,916 Wait. Why did you do that? 684 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:20,125 I don't know what you will do after you become rich. 685 00:40:20,208 --> 00:40:24,000 I threw it away and ended it. I have no weak point now. 686 00:40:24,750 --> 00:40:26,750 Why? You still doubt me? 687 00:40:26,833 --> 00:40:29,208 Right, I don't believe you're Fa. 688 00:40:31,625 --> 00:40:34,208 -Hurry. -Wait for me to clean this. 689 00:40:36,166 --> 00:40:37,750 Don't come out, somebody's here. 690 00:40:37,958 --> 00:40:39,250 Don't leave me here. 691 00:40:47,875 --> 00:40:49,708 -Is that him? -That Jackie? 692 00:40:49,916 --> 00:40:51,208 -Can I come out now? -Shut up. 693 00:40:53,250 --> 00:40:54,708 He rang the bell! He's Jackie. 694 00:40:55,083 --> 00:40:56,625 -What? Jackie? -Act well, move now. 695 00:40:56,916 --> 00:41:00,041 -How can I act? I've never been there. -Just try. 696 00:41:00,333 --> 00:41:02,791 Be patient, I think they are leaving. 697 00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:09,958 You... 698 00:41:12,541 --> 00:41:13,791 You must have waited for long. 699 00:41:13,875 --> 00:41:16,625 No, it's just been half an hour. I did nothing. 700 00:41:19,750 --> 00:41:21,583 Jackie, welcome! 701 00:41:23,833 --> 00:41:25,708 Thanks. 702 00:41:27,250 --> 00:41:29,375 Very good. 703 00:41:30,208 --> 00:41:32,458 Honey, meet Jackie. 704 00:41:32,541 --> 00:41:34,125 With that American style. 705 00:41:34,416 --> 00:41:38,375 Hello, Jackie, welcome! 706 00:41:45,583 --> 00:41:47,875 The long trip must be tiring. Get in. 707 00:41:47,958 --> 00:41:49,333 Get in? 708 00:41:51,666 --> 00:41:53,125 You arrived early. 709 00:41:54,083 --> 00:41:56,166 -You tried to surprise us, right? -Yes. 710 00:41:59,625 --> 00:42:02,916 -Make yourself at home -You're sweet. 711 00:42:03,416 --> 00:42:05,333 Honey, I'm going to make a call. 712 00:42:05,416 --> 00:42:06,458 Show Jackie around. 713 00:42:06,666 --> 00:42:08,291 Jackie, have a seat, please. 714 00:42:08,458 --> 00:42:09,750 Have a seat. 715 00:42:11,875 --> 00:42:14,000 Have a seat. 716 00:42:16,083 --> 00:42:17,416 I'm behind you. 717 00:42:25,708 --> 00:42:28,375 You've got a big house. 718 00:42:29,083 --> 00:42:30,708 Not too bad. 719 00:42:31,375 --> 00:42:32,625 What am I going to do now? 720 00:42:32,708 --> 00:42:34,500 I'll distract her and you go. 721 00:42:36,791 --> 00:42:39,958 Ma'am, can you show me where the restroom is? 722 00:42:40,333 --> 00:42:41,541 Restroom? 723 00:42:43,375 --> 00:42:45,666 Of course, follow me. 724 00:42:46,500 --> 00:42:48,250 Thank you. 725 00:42:52,041 --> 00:42:54,958 Hi, Jane, how's Apple? Follow my plans. 726 00:42:55,500 --> 00:42:57,666 Coming? No problem. 727 00:42:57,750 --> 00:43:00,125 -We will come to see you later, bye. -It's downstairs. 728 00:43:06,666 --> 00:43:08,875 We're almost there. 729 00:43:09,916 --> 00:43:13,791 The restroom is right in here. 730 00:43:15,125 --> 00:43:15,958 Please. 731 00:43:19,625 --> 00:43:20,958 Restroom? 732 00:43:21,083 --> 00:43:23,125 I don't know. 733 00:43:23,291 --> 00:43:25,291 You know where the restroom is, don't you? 734 00:43:25,416 --> 00:43:26,875 I really don't know. 735 00:43:27,041 --> 00:43:28,208 She meant she didn't know 736 00:43:28,291 --> 00:43:30,375 if you have seen such a modern restroom. 737 00:43:30,916 --> 00:43:32,208 Let me explain it. 738 00:43:32,416 --> 00:43:34,916 It's designed to look like a bedroom. 739 00:43:35,208 --> 00:43:36,583 This is not a bed. 740 00:43:36,750 --> 00:43:39,958 There's a high-tech system that leads to the ocean. 741 00:43:40,166 --> 00:43:41,375 Really? 742 00:43:42,958 --> 00:43:45,250 Careful not to drop into it. Let's go to another one. 743 00:43:46,250 --> 00:43:48,583 I haven't tried anything this modern. 744 00:43:48,666 --> 00:43:49,916 Should we have a try? 745 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:51,458 Why not? 746 00:43:57,458 --> 00:44:00,750 This is convenient. 747 00:44:02,083 --> 00:44:04,875 -Technology always astonishes me. -Yes. 748 00:44:06,166 --> 00:44:07,958 Let me try it for a dump later. 749 00:44:08,791 --> 00:44:10,166 Was that too much? 750 00:44:20,416 --> 00:44:22,333 It's 35 dollars, thank you. 751 00:44:37,666 --> 00:44:39,208 What a pervert. 752 00:44:42,541 --> 00:44:44,416 Open the door. 753 00:44:44,625 --> 00:44:46,500 Well, you will have a chance to use it again. 754 00:44:46,750 --> 00:44:48,541 I'll introduce someone to you first. 755 00:44:48,916 --> 00:44:50,541 There's a girl outside. 756 00:44:50,625 --> 00:44:54,125 -Oh, is it our girl? Open the door. -Yes? 757 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,958 -She just got back from a party. -She must have had fun. 758 00:44:57,083 --> 00:44:58,791 -Let me introduce you. -Okay. 759 00:45:01,833 --> 00:45:04,083 I don't take jobs from women. 760 00:45:04,166 --> 00:45:08,041 What? You as my daughter? Come in. 761 00:45:11,041 --> 00:45:13,166 She's trained as a model. 762 00:45:15,208 --> 00:45:20,125 Apple, you're home, say hello to Jackie. 763 00:45:24,666 --> 00:45:26,500 Hi, Jackie. 764 00:46:03,750 --> 00:46:06,375 -What are you doing? -It felt wrong to leave like that. 765 00:46:06,458 --> 00:46:08,708 -So I came back to save you. -Hey. 766 00:46:09,583 --> 00:46:11,208 Who told you I'm leaving? 767 00:46:12,916 --> 00:46:14,916 You're staying for those big tits, right? 768 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,708 So what? I knew she likes me at first sight. 769 00:46:18,375 --> 00:46:19,875 I'll act on. 770 00:46:20,416 --> 00:46:22,875 Big money, if we can get them. 771 00:46:22,958 --> 00:46:24,083 What if they find out? 772 00:46:24,625 --> 00:46:26,208 Remember the voice message. 773 00:46:26,291 --> 00:46:28,250 Jackie won't come a week later. 774 00:46:28,333 --> 00:46:29,541 So we have plenty of time. 775 00:46:30,083 --> 00:46:32,083 -Okay, we can be partners again. -Hey. 776 00:46:32,208 --> 00:46:34,291 I think you should go home for a rest. 777 00:46:34,375 --> 00:46:35,750 Why? You think I'm getting in your way? 778 00:46:36,083 --> 00:46:37,958 No, I think you're exhausted. 779 00:46:38,041 --> 00:46:40,375 So you need some rest. 780 00:46:41,041 --> 00:46:43,083 -Do you think I need any improvements? -No. 781 00:46:43,708 --> 00:46:45,125 You're perfect. 782 00:46:47,666 --> 00:46:49,625 I've been through some tough times. 783 00:46:50,541 --> 00:46:52,583 But I think I'm not yet perfect. 784 00:46:59,708 --> 00:47:02,583 Well, work hard on that. 785 00:47:02,958 --> 00:47:03,875 I know. 786 00:47:05,916 --> 00:47:06,833 Bye. 787 00:47:11,333 --> 00:47:13,250 Why didn't I kill her? 788 00:47:14,375 --> 00:47:18,166 Why? I'm too soft. 789 00:47:23,041 --> 00:47:27,083 -Apple, wake up. Get up. -I want more beer. 790 00:47:27,166 --> 00:47:30,666 You found a drunk whore to act as my daughter? 791 00:47:30,750 --> 00:47:33,375 How can I find a good one now? 792 00:47:33,458 --> 00:47:35,791 She's rare. You don't find hookers like her anymore. 793 00:47:35,875 --> 00:47:38,708 Screw you. Get up! 794 00:47:39,250 --> 00:47:41,083 -What are you doing? -Get up. 795 00:47:41,291 --> 00:47:42,500 -Stop that! -Get up. 796 00:47:42,583 --> 00:47:44,333 No, stop that. 797 00:47:44,500 --> 00:47:45,416 Hello, Apple. 798 00:47:45,500 --> 00:47:49,458 Fa, you haven't come for a long time. 799 00:47:53,166 --> 00:47:56,000 Apple, I think that guy is obsessed with you. 800 00:47:57,125 --> 00:48:00,583 You act as my daughter and get him. We will be so rich. 801 00:48:01,458 --> 00:48:03,750 You want me to act like a lady. That's easy. 802 00:48:03,833 --> 00:48:05,083 Easy? 803 00:48:05,166 --> 00:48:07,583 An upper-class lady, not a whore. 804 00:48:07,833 --> 00:48:09,250 Hey, bitch. Who are you? 805 00:48:09,333 --> 00:48:11,125 Bitch! Did you call me bitch? 806 00:48:11,583 --> 00:48:14,708 Okay, she's acting as my wife, and you as my daughter. 807 00:48:14,791 --> 00:48:16,291 We're a family. 808 00:48:16,583 --> 00:48:19,916 Apple, how long will it take you to get him? 809 00:48:20,958 --> 00:48:22,041 One week. 810 00:48:22,708 --> 00:48:25,666 That's too long. Can you make it sooner? 811 00:48:26,541 --> 00:48:27,458 Three days. 812 00:48:30,666 --> 00:48:31,916 Sooner? 813 00:48:33,916 --> 00:48:34,833 One day. 814 00:48:36,291 --> 00:48:37,416 Good. 815 00:48:38,250 --> 00:48:40,416 Let's go. 816 00:48:42,916 --> 00:48:44,041 Any sooner? 817 00:48:44,166 --> 00:48:45,916 That's easy. 818 00:48:48,291 --> 00:48:50,208 Don't look. Get out. 819 00:49:41,750 --> 00:49:44,041 Wait for me! 820 00:49:58,708 --> 00:50:00,000 Going swimming? 821 00:50:00,083 --> 00:50:02,833 Good morning, you're so early. 822 00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:07,708 -Good morning. How's your day? -Jackie, Daddy. Come and have breakfast. 823 00:50:07,791 --> 00:50:09,250 -I'm coming. -Be quick. 824 00:50:12,166 --> 00:50:14,416 Hey, wake that woman up. 825 00:50:14,500 --> 00:50:16,083 -Or else, you won't get paid. -Yes, ma'am. 826 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:27,916 How have you been all this time? 827 00:50:29,500 --> 00:50:32,708 I have a project on the security system in the new airport. 828 00:50:32,791 --> 00:50:33,833 For catching thieves? 829 00:50:33,958 --> 00:50:35,083 None of my business. 830 00:50:35,333 --> 00:50:36,541 None of your business? 831 00:50:36,875 --> 00:50:39,750 The security system helps catch thieves. 832 00:50:42,250 --> 00:50:43,958 Right, anti-theft. 833 00:50:44,291 --> 00:50:45,625 -Big business. -What are you busy with? 834 00:50:46,083 --> 00:50:47,625 Insurance. 835 00:50:47,708 --> 00:50:48,791 Aren't you scamming? 836 00:50:48,875 --> 00:50:50,625 Scamming? How do you know? 837 00:50:51,166 --> 00:50:54,250 There's no difference between them. 838 00:50:54,958 --> 00:50:57,458 Don't put it that way. It's profitable, right? 839 00:50:57,541 --> 00:50:59,458 Of course. I'm just kidding. 840 00:51:00,083 --> 00:51:03,291 You two come here and talk. 841 00:51:03,375 --> 00:51:05,583 There's a call from a company 842 00:51:05,666 --> 00:51:07,541 about a contract worth five million dollars. 843 00:51:08,166 --> 00:51:11,291 It's not a big number. 844 00:51:11,958 --> 00:51:12,833 Where's our daughter? 845 00:51:13,750 --> 00:51:15,833 -I've told her to come down for breakfast. -Daddy. 846 00:51:35,166 --> 00:51:36,166 Fuck it. 847 00:51:37,875 --> 00:51:40,041 Are you okay? 848 00:51:40,583 --> 00:51:43,166 I'm okay. The floor is not too hard. 849 00:51:43,375 --> 00:51:46,166 Right? Oh, it's really soft. 850 00:51:46,875 --> 00:51:48,208 Do it again. 851 00:51:58,208 --> 00:52:00,708 Jackie, I'm sorry about last night. 852 00:52:00,791 --> 00:52:02,458 It's okay. I feel sorry as well. 853 00:52:03,208 --> 00:52:05,625 Perhaps it's your fate. 854 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:10,375 You're mean, Daddy. You're mocking me. 855 00:52:10,458 --> 00:52:11,416 She's shy. 856 00:52:14,458 --> 00:52:16,916 Shy girls like you in Hong Kong 857 00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:17,916 are hard to find. 858 00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:19,666 You're mocking me, too. 859 00:52:19,750 --> 00:52:22,250 -She's not only shy. I can tell you more. -More? 860 00:52:22,333 --> 00:52:23,500 For example... 861 00:52:24,416 --> 00:52:27,166 Oh, I love sausages. That's a pity. 862 00:52:28,583 --> 00:52:30,708 -I'm sorry, let me help you. -It's greasy. 863 00:52:35,250 --> 00:52:36,958 Ms. Apple, to express my apology... 864 00:52:43,625 --> 00:52:45,416 It's not necessary. 865 00:52:46,500 --> 00:52:50,500 I'll do anything to please you. 866 00:52:55,375 --> 00:52:57,458 You fool, I don't blame you. 867 00:52:58,291 --> 00:53:02,375 Thanks. I'll get changed, excuse me. 868 00:53:10,875 --> 00:53:12,791 What an idiot. 869 00:53:12,916 --> 00:53:16,375 Easy to fool. He's practically drooling over you. 870 00:53:16,916 --> 00:53:19,000 -Of course. -You're something. 871 00:53:19,083 --> 00:53:21,708 Look at you, you are still a hooker. 872 00:53:22,083 --> 00:53:25,875 Hey, what did you say? If you don't like how I'm doing things, 873 00:53:25,958 --> 00:53:27,291 you do it yourself. 874 00:53:28,458 --> 00:53:29,875 No problem. 875 00:53:29,958 --> 00:53:32,416 All right, stop fighting. 876 00:53:32,500 --> 00:53:37,041 Apple, change your clothes and don't drink. 877 00:53:40,625 --> 00:53:43,291 Ping, what's up with you? 878 00:53:43,375 --> 00:53:46,250 Of course, you're on her side. 879 00:53:46,416 --> 00:53:49,958 This is business, don't be jealous. 880 00:53:50,541 --> 00:53:52,041 Jealous? No way. 881 00:54:04,250 --> 00:54:09,416 Do you have a few hundred thousand dollars with you? 882 00:54:09,666 --> 00:54:11,208 Yes, I do. 883 00:54:11,416 --> 00:54:14,291 Well, my dad has transferred five million US dollars to me. 884 00:54:14,375 --> 00:54:17,125 But I haven't got it, so I'm thinking... 885 00:54:17,208 --> 00:54:19,041 I'm sorry. 886 00:54:20,750 --> 00:54:22,541 You have a credit card. You can use it to pay. 887 00:54:22,750 --> 00:54:23,875 Card? 888 00:54:24,166 --> 00:54:25,166 Credit card. 889 00:54:25,375 --> 00:54:27,375 Right, credit card? 890 00:54:27,458 --> 00:54:29,833 I almost forgot. 891 00:54:32,041 --> 00:54:35,208 But you can't use it in every place, like parking. 892 00:54:35,583 --> 00:54:37,875 -You've got to have cash, right? -Parking, right. 893 00:54:38,458 --> 00:54:40,500 -How much do you need? -Around 20 to 30 thousand dollars. 894 00:54:41,833 --> 00:54:44,583 Around 20 to 30 thousand dollars? Apple can handle it. 895 00:54:44,666 --> 00:54:47,166 -Really? -Don't worry, she doesn't care about it. 896 00:54:47,250 --> 00:54:49,791 Apple handles it, no problem. 897 00:54:50,208 --> 00:54:51,333 Really? 898 00:54:52,625 --> 00:54:55,291 But Apple can't pay everything for me. 899 00:54:55,458 --> 00:54:56,958 -What? -Just like the restroom. 900 00:54:58,708 --> 00:55:01,625 You've got to pay 1,000 dollars for tips at the restroom, right? 901 00:55:01,791 --> 00:55:03,541 Tips are not the problem, 902 00:55:03,625 --> 00:55:05,250 but the people standing there watching you. 903 00:55:05,333 --> 00:55:08,666 Exactly, I hate those people staring at you. 904 00:55:08,916 --> 00:55:12,250 Oh, I remember. There's a hotel at the airport. 905 00:55:12,583 --> 00:55:15,583 They've got such big restrooms there. 906 00:55:15,833 --> 00:55:18,875 -Really? -Remember, trust me, that hotel. 907 00:55:18,958 --> 00:55:21,166 -Really? -Don't forget. 908 00:55:23,958 --> 00:55:27,375 Shit, sand got into my nail. 909 00:55:27,541 --> 00:55:29,541 -Find something for me. -I'm looking for a nail cutter. 910 00:55:29,750 --> 00:55:32,250 Give me a piece of paper, I can use the edge to pick it out. 911 00:55:32,416 --> 00:55:34,916 Newspapers are too soft, use dollar bills. 912 00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,375 Quick, show the money, come on. 913 00:55:37,833 --> 00:55:40,625 -Ten-dollar notes are the hardest. -Of course. 914 00:55:42,375 --> 00:55:43,333 It works. 915 00:55:45,416 --> 00:55:47,250 Sorry, I made it dirty. 916 00:55:47,333 --> 00:55:48,750 It's okay. 917 00:55:50,291 --> 00:55:52,083 All set, thank you. 918 00:55:52,750 --> 00:55:54,708 -Jackie, can we go now? -Yes. 919 00:55:58,958 --> 00:56:00,416 You've got to put in some investment. 920 00:56:29,958 --> 00:56:31,166 What about here? 921 00:56:32,791 --> 00:56:33,625 Thanks. 922 00:56:35,250 --> 00:56:36,750 What do you want? 923 00:56:43,625 --> 00:56:45,375 -Ice-cream. -Okay. 924 00:56:45,833 --> 00:56:48,458 -I want those on the trolley. -No problem, I'll get it for you. 925 00:56:50,041 --> 00:56:52,375 What are you doing, sir? 926 00:56:52,500 --> 00:56:55,458 -Picking the leaves. -You liar, you're peeking at her breasts. 927 00:56:55,916 --> 00:56:57,875 -I didn't. -You are shameless. 928 00:56:57,958 --> 00:57:00,375 You did it in such a decent place. 929 00:57:00,458 --> 00:57:02,916 Have you got any traditional Chinese virtues? 930 00:57:03,125 --> 00:57:06,500 You're not qualified to be a Chinese, not even a man. 931 00:57:06,583 --> 00:57:08,625 I don't want to see you again, go away. 932 00:57:09,333 --> 00:57:10,625 I said go away. 933 00:57:11,958 --> 00:57:13,000 Forget it. 934 00:57:13,666 --> 00:57:14,625 I'll buy ice cream for you. 935 00:57:31,583 --> 00:57:32,916 What are you doing there? 936 00:57:34,125 --> 00:57:35,958 To see if there is any ice cream. 937 00:57:42,291 --> 00:57:43,583 Apple, watch out. 938 00:57:43,833 --> 00:57:47,958 Many perverts are staring at you. 939 00:57:48,375 --> 00:57:49,208 Thank you. 940 00:57:50,333 --> 00:57:51,166 Thank you. 941 00:57:52,291 --> 00:57:53,583 I'll go for ice cream. 942 00:57:54,375 --> 00:57:56,083 Is the ice cream up there? 943 00:57:56,541 --> 00:57:59,416 No, I've checked it, I'll go outside. 944 00:58:05,166 --> 00:58:06,083 What do you need, miss? 945 00:58:06,166 --> 00:58:07,375 -Got a light? -Yes. 946 00:58:12,916 --> 00:58:15,791 Apple, I've been looking for you. Why didn't you answer my call? 947 00:58:16,458 --> 00:58:18,083 What is your decision? 948 00:58:18,833 --> 00:58:20,833 Chin, I'll give you the answer later. 949 00:58:21,250 --> 00:58:24,958 What's bothering you? I'm so nice to you, just marry me. 950 00:58:25,125 --> 00:58:26,583 I'll answer you later. 951 00:58:27,416 --> 00:58:28,750 I have a date. 952 00:58:29,416 --> 00:58:32,083 I've been so nice to you, please marry me. 953 00:58:32,166 --> 00:58:34,166 -Say yes and marry me. -Chin, go. 954 00:58:34,250 --> 00:58:37,625 -I can give everything to you, even my... -I have a date. 955 00:58:41,541 --> 00:58:45,583 You're getting married? I can't take it. 956 00:58:45,666 --> 00:58:47,958 I'll follow you everywhere. 957 00:58:49,208 --> 00:58:51,625 Can I go with you? 958 00:58:51,958 --> 00:58:56,250 "Don't get married, or I'll follow you." 959 00:58:56,916 --> 00:58:58,750 "Can I go with you?" 960 00:58:59,458 --> 00:59:02,666 Kid, you're trying to scare me off? 961 00:59:03,166 --> 00:59:05,333 You chase women that way? 962 00:59:05,541 --> 00:59:07,333 You're not qualified. 963 00:59:09,458 --> 00:59:11,458 -I'm kidding. -I'm not kidding. 964 00:59:11,625 --> 00:59:14,208 Forget it, let's sit and talk. 965 00:59:14,541 --> 00:59:16,333 Okay, we can have a talk. 966 00:59:16,416 --> 00:59:19,083 Excuse me, what manner is that? 967 00:59:19,166 --> 00:59:21,041 Don't be so rude in this decent place. 968 00:59:21,125 --> 00:59:22,833 We do it by fair competition. 969 00:59:22,916 --> 00:59:24,875 No nonsense talk. 970 00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:26,083 Say anything you want to say. 971 00:59:34,791 --> 00:59:35,916 You ruined my ice cream! 972 00:59:36,166 --> 00:59:37,375 Damn you! 973 00:59:44,208 --> 00:59:45,875 You made me do it. 974 00:59:45,958 --> 00:59:47,791 No... 975 00:59:50,750 --> 00:59:53,083 -Run! -What? 976 00:59:57,375 --> 00:59:59,458 -Sir, do you need an ambulance? -How disgusting... 977 00:59:59,541 --> 01:00:03,791 That's disgusting. Give me some water. 978 01:00:05,708 --> 01:00:07,750 You're so disgusting. 979 01:00:08,125 --> 01:00:09,750 I did it for you. 980 01:00:09,875 --> 01:00:10,958 I don't believe it. 981 01:00:11,041 --> 01:00:12,625 You're too smart to be cheated. 982 01:00:12,958 --> 01:00:14,291 I can never cheat you then. 983 01:00:19,958 --> 01:00:22,416 Believe me, this spell works. 984 01:00:22,500 --> 01:00:26,125 Cut his nails on the left foot. 985 01:00:26,333 --> 01:00:29,958 Add a few drops of his tears. Mix well. 986 01:00:30,041 --> 01:00:34,625 Lastly, add this magic oil I made. He will do whatever you say. 987 01:00:34,708 --> 01:00:36,000 Got it? 988 01:00:36,083 --> 01:00:37,208 -Make him drink? -Yes. 989 01:00:37,291 --> 01:00:39,416 -What if I miss one of the ingredients? -That's bad. 990 01:00:39,500 --> 01:00:42,791 If he only drinks the oil, he will become a woman. 991 01:00:43,208 --> 01:00:44,291 A woman? 992 01:00:44,375 --> 01:00:48,625 You call his name three times after he drinks it. And then... 993 01:00:49,458 --> 01:00:52,166 The man becomes a woman. 994 01:00:53,250 --> 01:00:54,083 Master. 995 01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:57,416 And this is the cure. Use it when there's an emergency. 996 01:00:57,500 --> 01:00:58,916 Don't worry. I won't need it. 997 01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:00,916 You don't need to be afraid of those big tits then. 998 01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:02,958 -Thank you. -No worries. 999 01:01:03,208 --> 01:01:04,833 Doctor, please help me. 1000 01:01:04,916 --> 01:01:07,458 You've got to make a careful decision. 1001 01:01:07,791 --> 01:01:09,958 I think you're not stupid. 1002 01:01:10,250 --> 01:01:11,958 The surgery will affect your life. 1003 01:01:12,375 --> 01:01:15,458 Doctor, to be honest, I earn a living by playing it smart. 1004 01:01:15,625 --> 01:01:17,541 So it's important to me. 1005 01:01:17,875 --> 01:01:19,208 Doctor, help me. 1006 01:01:19,375 --> 01:01:21,958 Well, then let me try. 1007 01:01:29,541 --> 01:01:31,708 See, I told you. 1008 01:01:31,791 --> 01:01:34,125 Thirty-eight inches is the record in Hong Kong, 1009 01:01:34,208 --> 01:01:36,708 -you asked for fifty-nine. -I can take it. 1010 01:01:38,041 --> 01:01:40,875 It's good to have a test first. 1011 01:01:40,958 --> 01:01:42,583 You're dead if this is real. 1012 01:01:44,916 --> 01:01:46,625 Sorry. I was wrong. 1013 01:01:48,958 --> 01:01:51,458 Apple, I always have a feeling 1014 01:01:51,833 --> 01:01:53,750 that we've known each other for long. 1015 01:01:53,875 --> 01:01:55,750 -Yes, I got that feeling, too. -Finished? 1016 01:01:57,208 --> 01:01:58,750 That's fate. 1017 01:01:58,833 --> 01:01:59,750 Yes. 1018 01:02:00,333 --> 01:02:02,750 Apple, to be honest, 1019 01:02:04,625 --> 01:02:06,291 I like you very much. 1020 01:02:08,541 --> 01:02:11,416 -Come to my room tonight. -Okay. 1021 01:02:11,875 --> 01:02:16,083 I promise you, we will just have a talk tonight. 1022 01:02:16,166 --> 01:02:18,208 What, just a talk? 1023 01:02:18,666 --> 01:02:19,625 What do you want then? 1024 01:02:21,666 --> 01:02:23,208 Can we watch TV together? 1025 01:02:23,583 --> 01:02:26,916 Of course, TV. 1026 01:02:27,458 --> 01:02:30,333 I swear, just talk and TV. 1027 01:02:30,416 --> 01:02:32,416 I'm not worried then. 1028 01:02:36,166 --> 01:02:37,666 I'm going to the restroom. Excuse me. 1029 01:02:38,083 --> 01:02:38,958 Okay. 1030 01:02:41,125 --> 01:02:43,041 A real idiot. 1031 01:02:45,458 --> 01:02:47,708 -Why didn't you tell me earlier? -It's none of your business. 1032 01:02:48,250 --> 01:02:50,375 I've asked the sexy girl to come to my room. 1033 01:02:50,458 --> 01:02:51,875 Get the camera ready. 1034 01:02:51,958 --> 01:02:54,500 Take some pictures tonight. 1035 01:02:54,708 --> 01:02:55,625 I got it. 1036 01:02:55,708 --> 01:02:58,583 We can blackmail her parents using those. 1037 01:02:58,666 --> 01:02:59,750 -I got it. -Get ready. 1038 01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:08,208 Apple, shall we go now? 1039 01:03:08,291 --> 01:03:10,250 You didn't tell me what pictures I shall take. 1040 01:03:18,500 --> 01:03:19,541 Apple. 1041 01:03:22,541 --> 01:03:23,583 -Damn it. -What? 1042 01:03:23,666 --> 01:03:26,083 We're lucky she's drunk, or you've already screwed it up! 1043 01:03:26,166 --> 01:03:28,166 You didn't tell me what to take. 1044 01:03:28,916 --> 01:03:32,208 The scene of us doing it on the bed. 1045 01:03:32,291 --> 01:03:33,458 I got it. 1046 01:03:34,041 --> 01:03:36,083 Now she's drunk, how could she make it tonight? 1047 01:03:36,166 --> 01:03:38,000 Let's do it this way. 1048 01:03:38,083 --> 01:03:39,625 Wait in her room at 9 a.m. tomorrow morning. 1049 01:03:39,708 --> 01:03:40,916 -I got it. -Hey. 1050 01:03:41,291 --> 01:03:42,666 Give me 50 dollars. 1051 01:03:42,750 --> 01:03:45,625 I only have three hundred dollar bills. 1052 01:03:45,875 --> 01:03:48,416 What the hell are you doing? Give it to me. 1053 01:03:48,916 --> 01:03:49,958 All right, get lost. 1054 01:03:51,458 --> 01:03:52,500 The bill. 1055 01:03:52,833 --> 01:03:55,458 -Sir, do you need help? -Got a light? 1056 01:03:55,541 --> 01:03:56,500 Yes. 1057 01:03:59,375 --> 01:04:01,333 -Good day. -Good, this is for you. 1058 01:04:01,416 --> 01:04:02,291 Thank you. 1059 01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:09,166 Apple, wake up. 1060 01:04:09,291 --> 01:04:13,541 I told you not to drink. You wasted another day. 1061 01:04:13,625 --> 01:04:16,791 -Fa, I have an idea. -Wait for a moment. 1062 01:04:16,958 --> 01:04:19,208 -It's-- -As for you, sleep with him now. 1063 01:04:19,375 --> 01:04:21,291 I'll take pictures of you, go. 1064 01:04:21,375 --> 01:04:24,583 It's so early, don't know if he wants it. 1065 01:04:24,708 --> 01:04:26,833 Just make him. 1066 01:04:26,916 --> 01:04:28,500 -Just do it. -How can I? 1067 01:04:28,583 --> 01:04:29,916 -Listen to me. -Wash your face quickly. 1068 01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:32,083 -You listen to me. -Wait, I've got an important thing to do. 1069 01:04:32,166 --> 01:04:33,958 Don't know if you can handle it. 1070 01:04:34,666 --> 01:04:36,166 No problem. 1071 01:04:36,416 --> 01:04:38,333 Remember every detail. 1072 01:04:38,458 --> 01:04:40,958 Four steaks, all rare, served with chips. 1073 01:04:41,041 --> 01:04:44,333 Russian soup without onions, 1941 wine. 1074 01:04:44,416 --> 01:04:47,250 Remember, do it fast and well. 1075 01:04:47,791 --> 01:04:50,541 -Wait, you have something to tell me? -Yes, I'm trying to say... 1076 01:04:50,791 --> 01:04:52,750 Wait, tell me when you finish it. 1077 01:04:52,958 --> 01:04:54,000 Go now. 1078 01:04:54,291 --> 01:04:57,708 -Are you okay? -Yes. 1079 01:04:58,416 --> 01:05:00,583 I can handle that guy by myself. 1080 01:05:01,916 --> 01:05:04,625 It's easy to get his tears. 1081 01:05:14,500 --> 01:05:15,541 Good morning. 1082 01:05:15,750 --> 01:05:18,041 Good morning, why are you crying, ma'am? 1083 01:05:19,333 --> 01:05:20,625 Nothing. 1084 01:05:20,833 --> 01:05:23,541 I worry that you won't like the food. 1085 01:05:23,625 --> 01:05:26,166 No, I like raw onion. 1086 01:05:28,416 --> 01:05:29,791 Does that sting your eyes? 1087 01:05:29,875 --> 01:05:33,958 I like it, it doesn't. Don't cry, I'll cry, too. 1088 01:05:35,083 --> 01:05:36,958 -Is it true? -True. 1089 01:05:41,458 --> 01:05:44,166 Don't be silly, you really think I'll cry? 1090 01:05:53,541 --> 01:05:57,333 Hurry up, we all rely on you now. 1091 01:06:00,083 --> 01:06:04,291 -Hi, morning. -Hi, Apple. 1092 01:06:04,375 --> 01:06:05,250 Jackie. 1093 01:06:06,500 --> 01:06:07,958 Jackie. 1094 01:06:08,375 --> 01:06:10,333 Apple. 1095 01:06:10,666 --> 01:06:13,458 Sorry I was too drunk to come last night. 1096 01:06:14,666 --> 01:06:16,541 I'm here to talk to you now. 1097 01:06:20,791 --> 01:06:22,500 I'm a guest in your house. 1098 01:06:22,708 --> 01:06:26,250 I'm afraid it's not so good to do it here. 1099 01:06:26,500 --> 01:06:29,750 No! Mom and Dad treat you as a family member. 1100 01:06:30,250 --> 01:06:33,083 True. But this is a guest room anyway. 1101 01:06:33,250 --> 01:06:34,875 I don't feel at home. 1102 01:06:34,958 --> 01:06:36,583 I think it will be better in your room. 1103 01:06:37,750 --> 01:06:39,250 Well? 1104 01:06:40,666 --> 01:06:42,625 Okay, right now. 1105 01:07:39,958 --> 01:07:41,541 Shall we change our position? 1106 01:07:42,916 --> 01:07:44,166 Okay. 1107 01:07:59,583 --> 01:08:00,625 Wait. 1108 01:08:02,958 --> 01:08:05,833 It occurs to me I got some business today. 1109 01:08:06,375 --> 01:08:08,666 -Me, too. -Oh, yes? 1110 01:08:09,041 --> 01:08:12,875 So, do you really want it now, or should we do it tomorrow? 1111 01:08:13,625 --> 01:08:16,166 -No hurry, some other day is fine. -Good, please. 1112 01:08:20,750 --> 01:08:23,833 Hey, what are you doing here? 1113 01:08:24,375 --> 01:08:26,958 I'm making the bed for you. 1114 01:08:27,166 --> 01:08:29,791 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 1115 01:08:30,250 --> 01:08:32,083 Could you clean the restroom for me too? 1116 01:08:32,166 --> 01:08:34,375 -No problem. -Thanks. 1117 01:08:39,166 --> 01:08:41,916 My hope's in this glass. 1118 01:08:42,541 --> 01:08:44,791 Don't blame me, it's your bad luck. 1119 01:08:44,958 --> 01:08:46,375 It's your own bad luck. 1120 01:08:48,833 --> 01:08:51,333 We will succeed this time. 1121 01:08:52,166 --> 01:08:55,333 With the picture, he must pay this time. 1122 01:08:56,000 --> 01:09:00,666 With pictures, this plan is perfect. 1123 01:09:01,416 --> 01:09:05,291 If I don't come out in one hour, you come in to meddle. 1124 01:09:05,541 --> 01:09:08,250 -I got it. -Take me out no matter what happens. 1125 01:09:08,875 --> 01:09:10,500 Meddling is my expertise. 1126 01:09:12,125 --> 01:09:14,125 It will determine our career. 1127 01:09:14,708 --> 01:09:16,625 I'll make the world know 1128 01:09:16,708 --> 01:09:18,166 how you play it smart. 1129 01:09:27,541 --> 01:09:28,500 You... 1130 01:09:39,458 --> 01:09:41,625 -I'm feeling lucky today. -So do I. 1131 01:09:51,875 --> 01:09:53,416 You're laughing? 1132 01:09:53,958 --> 01:09:55,166 Why not? 1133 01:09:55,708 --> 01:10:00,000 Kid, how could you rape my daughter? 1134 01:10:00,208 --> 01:10:01,125 Daddy. 1135 01:10:01,625 --> 01:10:04,500 What do you mean? 1136 01:10:05,125 --> 01:10:07,791 Trying to deny it? I have a picture as evidence. 1137 01:10:08,041 --> 01:10:09,416 Now you can't deny it. 1138 01:10:10,625 --> 01:10:14,708 Look at you. Compensate my daughter, 1139 01:10:15,708 --> 01:10:18,250 or I'll send you to the police. 1140 01:10:21,833 --> 01:10:25,500 We can only see your daughter in this picture. 1141 01:10:25,583 --> 01:10:29,833 How can you prove that's me? 1142 01:10:31,458 --> 01:10:32,750 Look carefully. 1143 01:10:39,416 --> 01:10:43,166 Don't mention it anymore. Let's have a drink. 1144 01:10:43,875 --> 01:10:46,208 Come on, cheers. 1145 01:10:47,916 --> 01:10:48,916 You're still drinking? 1146 01:10:49,750 --> 01:10:51,250 Why not? 1147 01:10:51,458 --> 01:10:52,833 Your daughter raped me. 1148 01:10:55,875 --> 01:10:56,875 Look. 1149 01:10:57,250 --> 01:10:58,750 How could you? 1150 01:10:59,875 --> 01:11:02,166 Your daughter raped me, and this is evidence. 1151 01:11:02,250 --> 01:11:04,666 You will lose your reputation if I make it public. 1152 01:11:04,791 --> 01:11:06,416 How would you keep your dignity? 1153 01:11:07,250 --> 01:11:11,416 Unless you compensate me. 1154 01:11:20,708 --> 01:11:24,125 It's just you in the picture. 1155 01:11:25,833 --> 01:11:29,708 Who knows who that girl is? 1156 01:11:30,958 --> 01:11:31,958 That's right. 1157 01:11:32,791 --> 01:11:34,541 All right, it's enough. 1158 01:11:34,625 --> 01:11:36,791 Come on, cheers. 1159 01:11:37,166 --> 01:11:38,708 -Cheers. -Cheers. 1160 01:11:41,666 --> 01:11:43,875 Now, I have two pictures. The evidence is here. 1161 01:11:43,958 --> 01:11:44,916 What do you say? 1162 01:11:46,458 --> 01:11:47,666 Hold on. 1163 01:11:48,500 --> 01:11:51,083 If you want the picture back, you have to pay me first. 1164 01:11:52,541 --> 01:11:53,708 What now? 1165 01:12:00,458 --> 01:12:02,791 You fell for my trap. 1166 01:12:04,833 --> 01:12:06,916 It's your downfall. 1167 01:12:07,041 --> 01:12:08,083 What does that mean? 1168 01:12:09,958 --> 01:12:14,083 I've put an evil potion into your juice. 1169 01:12:14,166 --> 01:12:16,750 If I call your name three times, you will become a woman. 1170 01:12:17,125 --> 01:12:18,333 You're evil. 1171 01:12:18,875 --> 01:12:20,250 Give me the money. 1172 01:12:20,333 --> 01:12:22,125 Nobody can undo the potion except me. 1173 01:12:23,250 --> 01:12:24,208 I won't give you the money. 1174 01:12:24,291 --> 01:12:26,750 Undo the charm, or I'll release the photo to the public. 1175 01:12:27,916 --> 01:12:30,208 If you make it public, she will call your name. 1176 01:12:30,291 --> 01:12:31,500 I'll call your name! 1177 01:12:32,291 --> 01:12:33,833 I'll release this to the public if you do it. 1178 01:12:33,916 --> 01:12:36,250 -If you do that, she will call your name. -I'll call your name. 1179 01:12:36,333 --> 01:12:37,458 I'll make it public now. 1180 01:12:37,541 --> 01:12:39,083 Call his name! 1181 01:12:39,166 --> 01:12:40,833 -Jackie. -No, I don't want to become a woman. 1182 01:12:40,916 --> 01:12:42,958 -Jackie! -No! 1183 01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:49,458 I did it. 1184 01:12:52,416 --> 01:12:53,875 Your potion is useless to me. 1185 01:12:59,875 --> 01:13:01,125 Why didn't it work? 1186 01:13:01,250 --> 01:13:03,916 I'll tell you why. I'm not Jackie. 1187 01:13:05,916 --> 01:13:07,375 I'm an imposter! 1188 01:13:08,541 --> 01:13:09,916 Pay me now. 1189 01:13:12,958 --> 01:13:17,708 We're also imposters. She's not my daughter. 1190 01:13:18,125 --> 01:13:19,166 Really? 1191 01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:24,375 I'm telling you the truth. 1192 01:13:24,750 --> 01:13:26,541 We're all imposters. 1193 01:13:26,750 --> 01:13:28,541 Really? It's all right then. 1194 01:13:29,958 --> 01:13:31,958 -Everybody is fake. -Yes. 1195 01:13:32,083 --> 01:13:34,083 -What a rare coincidence. -Right. 1196 01:13:34,166 --> 01:13:35,833 -Cheers! -Cheers! 1197 01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:37,166 -Who are you? -Who are you? 1198 01:13:37,666 --> 01:13:39,458 Who are you? 1199 01:13:39,666 --> 01:13:41,583 Hey! Stop! 1200 01:14:02,208 --> 01:14:03,583 I can't throw it. 1201 01:14:08,500 --> 01:14:10,125 -This way. -No! 1202 01:14:12,541 --> 01:14:14,625 -That way. -No. 1203 01:14:19,333 --> 01:14:20,833 Who the hell are you? 1204 01:14:22,416 --> 01:14:26,916 I never tell anyone my name in this evil world. 1205 01:14:27,041 --> 01:14:29,791 Then leave your head if you won't tell. 1206 01:14:32,750 --> 01:14:36,625 I've been alone all my life, and this head is my only company. 1207 01:14:37,208 --> 01:14:40,666 And now, you want to take it away. 1208 01:14:41,458 --> 01:14:44,458 -I won't give it to you so easily. -Okay. 1209 01:14:45,750 --> 01:14:50,375 You made me do it. Today, your blood will stain the sea. 1210 01:14:50,708 --> 01:14:52,666 I've been to a lot of places, 1211 01:14:53,166 --> 01:14:55,958 like a lonely boat on this big sea. 1212 01:14:56,375 --> 01:14:59,250 I don't care about life and death. 1213 01:14:59,666 --> 01:15:03,833 Okay, then try this. 1214 01:15:03,916 --> 01:15:07,083 My invincible killing tai chi technique. 1215 01:15:08,375 --> 01:15:09,583 Tai chi, you said? 1216 01:15:09,666 --> 01:15:10,833 That's bullshit. 1217 01:15:10,916 --> 01:15:13,208 Damn, kid. You will die with me. 1218 01:15:20,250 --> 01:15:22,458 -Who the hell are you? -You tell me first. 1219 01:15:22,875 --> 01:15:24,791 -Will you tell me if I told you? -Why not? 1220 01:15:25,083 --> 01:15:26,916 -I'm Chow. -I'm Shen. 1221 01:15:28,208 --> 01:15:29,416 You're Chow? 1222 01:15:29,708 --> 01:15:30,833 You're Shen? 1223 01:15:30,916 --> 01:15:33,250 -I am. -Shen? 1224 01:15:34,958 --> 01:15:35,916 Shen! 1225 01:15:38,625 --> 01:15:41,625 -It's you. I'm Bo Bo. -Bo Bo? 1226 01:15:41,750 --> 01:15:44,166 We grew up together in the orphanage. 1227 01:15:44,375 --> 01:15:47,208 It's you, Bo Bo! Now, I remember! 1228 01:15:47,750 --> 01:15:49,250 -You've grown a lot. -Yes. 1229 01:15:49,333 --> 01:15:51,125 No wonder I can't recognize you. 1230 01:15:51,791 --> 01:15:54,291 -What are you doing now? -Playing it smart for a living. 1231 01:15:54,500 --> 01:15:57,708 -Playing it smart? -That means doing nothing but cheat. 1232 01:15:58,541 --> 01:16:02,166 You bastard, you almost killed me! 1233 01:16:02,250 --> 01:16:05,125 Stop! We all do the same business. 1234 01:16:05,208 --> 01:16:07,125 -Get out of my way. -Fa! 1235 01:16:07,208 --> 01:16:09,958 -Leave me alone. -Go after him. 1236 01:16:15,458 --> 01:16:16,291 Hey! 1237 01:16:17,250 --> 01:16:19,041 You're leaving just like that? 1238 01:16:19,208 --> 01:16:21,583 How can I recognize you next time you change your appearance?? 1239 01:16:21,666 --> 01:16:24,458 You don't have to. 1240 01:16:24,541 --> 01:16:29,208 No way, you owe me my salary. You can't quit. 1241 01:16:31,041 --> 01:16:32,458 Keep the coin. 1242 01:16:34,291 --> 01:16:37,500 Or I won't be able to recognize you next time. 1243 01:16:37,708 --> 01:16:40,291 You kept it! I know you're sentimental. 1244 01:16:40,375 --> 01:16:43,583 Now, get back. Stop laughing. 1245 01:16:43,666 --> 01:16:45,291 We still need to get that money. 1246 01:16:47,458 --> 01:16:49,000 Among people who play it smart, 1247 01:16:49,208 --> 01:16:51,833 we're all the best ones. 1248 01:16:52,458 --> 01:16:55,666 The problem we're facing now is not too difficult to solve. 1249 01:16:56,458 --> 01:16:57,875 Fa, any comments? 1250 01:16:58,958 --> 01:17:01,458 According to my experience, 1251 01:17:01,541 --> 01:17:03,708 it's not difficult. Do you agree, Ping? 1252 01:17:03,791 --> 01:17:06,916 Yes, piece of cake. 1253 01:17:07,625 --> 01:17:11,375 But I think Apple can handle it alone. 1254 01:17:11,875 --> 01:17:14,458 Of course, it's easy for me. 1255 01:17:14,541 --> 01:17:16,541 But we should respect Shen. 1256 01:17:18,083 --> 01:17:20,041 Thank you, but I think 1257 01:17:20,125 --> 01:17:22,333 if we can have Fa as our leader, 1258 01:17:22,416 --> 01:17:24,375 we will be invincible. 1259 01:17:24,583 --> 01:17:28,958 Of course, but Ping's got some good ideas. 1260 01:17:29,083 --> 01:17:30,625 Elaborate on it. 1261 01:17:30,916 --> 01:17:33,625 Well, my Cantonese sucks. 1262 01:17:33,750 --> 01:17:36,041 But my idea is similar to Apple's. 1263 01:17:36,291 --> 01:17:37,958 Apple, why don't you tell them? 1264 01:17:38,291 --> 01:17:40,291 In fact, we only know the old ways. 1265 01:17:40,375 --> 01:17:43,208 Let's listen to Shen for something new. 1266 01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:46,708 Right, my plan 1267 01:17:46,833 --> 01:17:49,375 will amaze you all and the world. 1268 01:17:49,708 --> 01:17:51,375 So please remain calm. 1269 01:17:51,458 --> 01:17:52,916 -What? -What is it? 1270 01:17:53,166 --> 01:17:55,333 My plan is to eat first. 1271 01:17:56,291 --> 01:17:58,041 It's great. 1272 01:17:58,708 --> 01:18:00,541 -Get out of my way! -Hey... 1273 01:18:01,166 --> 01:18:02,541 Get away! 1274 01:18:05,875 --> 01:18:06,958 A friend. 1275 01:18:07,750 --> 01:18:11,750 -My belly is so big. -Quit acting, these are my partners. 1276 01:18:12,500 --> 01:18:15,291 -Let's go. How can I tell others? -Quit acting! 1277 01:18:15,375 --> 01:18:19,000 -We're all in the same team. -Look at my belly, come with me. 1278 01:18:19,083 --> 01:18:20,708 She's paying so much effort. 1279 01:18:20,958 --> 01:18:25,166 I told you to pretend, but not anymore. Listen to me. Shut up! You want me to... 1280 01:18:26,458 --> 01:18:29,416 I've got a plan. Let's just follow the course 1281 01:18:29,500 --> 01:18:31,208 and act until the end. 1282 01:18:31,333 --> 01:18:33,458 First, I'll act as that rich man 1283 01:18:33,541 --> 01:18:34,916 to deal with your creditor. 1284 01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:38,083 Then you act as the house owner to settle my creditor. 1285 01:18:38,166 --> 01:18:39,125 That solves the problem. 1286 01:18:39,583 --> 01:18:41,583 -That's right. -That's right. 1287 01:18:41,666 --> 01:18:43,708 -All right? -How come I didn't think of that? 1288 01:18:43,916 --> 01:18:44,958 Get up. 1289 01:18:45,166 --> 01:18:47,708 You inspired me. Great job this time. 1290 01:18:47,791 --> 01:18:51,041 In fact, I can do it better, look. 1291 01:18:51,125 --> 01:18:53,166 Keep on working on it then. 1292 01:18:53,416 --> 01:18:55,625 All right, you keep trying. This time I'll ask my master. 1293 01:18:55,708 --> 01:18:58,666 Maybe we don't have to pay, and we can make money out of it. 1294 01:18:58,833 --> 01:19:01,333 Oh, it's great. 1295 01:19:17,166 --> 01:19:20,291 If Fa is honest, that's a big business. 1296 01:19:20,375 --> 01:19:21,666 I don't know if it's a trick. 1297 01:19:21,750 --> 01:19:23,083 He wouldn't dare. 1298 01:19:23,500 --> 01:19:25,625 Everybody move, come on. 1299 01:19:25,916 --> 01:19:27,958 Check if he's ready. 1300 01:19:30,041 --> 01:19:31,333 Hey. 1301 01:19:32,416 --> 01:19:34,625 -Well? Where's that Jackie? -Coming down. 1302 01:19:37,958 --> 01:19:39,625 -You memorize the script? -Of course. 1303 01:19:39,708 --> 01:19:40,541 Are you sure? 1304 01:19:40,625 --> 01:19:44,458 -Don't worry, I saw him reciting it. -I can recite it to you now. 1305 01:19:44,541 --> 01:19:45,375 -Okay, good. -Hurry. 1306 01:19:45,458 --> 01:19:48,208 This is a good place. Are the antiques I lent you intact? 1307 01:19:48,291 --> 01:19:51,708 Of course, I've been very careful. 1308 01:19:52,333 --> 01:19:53,791 They are perfect. 1309 01:19:57,083 --> 01:19:58,000 Well? 1310 01:20:00,041 --> 01:20:03,166 Mr. Wu, would you come over here? Meet Jackie. 1311 01:20:05,083 --> 01:20:06,625 Great view. 1312 01:20:07,791 --> 01:20:09,708 -Hey, what are you doing? -Jackie. 1313 01:20:11,250 --> 01:20:13,041 Mr. Wu, this is Jackie. 1314 01:20:16,958 --> 01:20:22,125 Daddy, Uncle. Jackie, this is Mr. Wu. Please come to say hello. 1315 01:20:22,375 --> 01:20:24,833 -How are you, Mr. Wu? -How are you? 1316 01:20:25,250 --> 01:20:27,375 Let's have a seat and talk. 1317 01:20:27,458 --> 01:20:30,083 Come on, have a seat, please. 1318 01:20:32,458 --> 01:20:34,083 -You're acting as his son? -Yes. 1319 01:20:34,250 --> 01:20:37,000 -Suits you, you're both ugly. -Yes. 1320 01:20:37,666 --> 01:20:39,416 Hey, you know him? 1321 01:20:39,583 --> 01:20:40,916 He's my creditor. 1322 01:20:43,083 --> 01:20:44,041 What? 1323 01:20:44,166 --> 01:20:46,875 He just... Not a problem. Sit down, please. 1324 01:20:49,333 --> 01:20:51,708 Shit! We have the same creditor. 1325 01:20:52,250 --> 01:20:55,083 Jackie, Mr. Wu is our financial consultant. 1326 01:20:55,166 --> 01:20:58,541 Please tell him about the plan. 1327 01:20:58,916 --> 01:20:59,875 Is there a problem? 1328 01:21:00,083 --> 01:21:01,708 -I'll try my best. -Try your best. 1329 01:21:02,166 --> 01:21:05,083 I plan to develop the site of the old orphanage. 1330 01:21:05,208 --> 01:21:08,125 So I'm using one million to bribe the head 1331 01:21:08,208 --> 01:21:10,333 to sign the contract with us. 1332 01:21:10,416 --> 01:21:13,833 But I heard, there are many syndicates checking out that site. 1333 01:21:14,041 --> 01:21:16,166 So I wish it can be settled as soon as possible. 1334 01:21:16,250 --> 01:21:19,291 We haven't received the phone call yet, but it's urgent now. 1335 01:21:19,375 --> 01:21:22,500 So I would like to borrow one million. 1336 01:21:24,791 --> 01:21:27,416 If he owns the land, why should he take the bribe? 1337 01:21:29,708 --> 01:21:33,041 He's not the owner, he's responsible for the contract only. 1338 01:21:33,416 --> 01:21:35,916 He said tomorrow is the deadline, 1339 01:21:36,125 --> 01:21:38,750 or he might sign it with others. 1340 01:21:39,208 --> 01:21:40,416 Who is that head? 1341 01:21:40,666 --> 01:21:41,833 I haven't seen him before. 1342 01:21:41,916 --> 01:21:44,541 I'll go with the company's endorsement. 1343 01:21:45,125 --> 01:21:48,875 If you can't support me, I'll find someone else. 1344 01:21:50,583 --> 01:21:53,541 Boss, do you think the trade is good? 1345 01:21:54,958 --> 01:21:56,583 I don't think so. 1346 01:21:58,375 --> 01:22:02,291 I'm not familiar with real estate, and what you said is ambiguous. 1347 01:22:02,958 --> 01:22:04,666 I would rather not take the risk. 1348 01:22:05,166 --> 01:22:07,625 Well, we can team up next time. 1349 01:22:08,291 --> 01:22:09,708 Sorry about that. 1350 01:22:13,333 --> 01:22:14,625 Mr. Wu, what have you done? 1351 01:22:16,708 --> 01:22:17,750 What are you doing? 1352 01:22:17,833 --> 01:22:18,666 You! 1353 01:22:19,583 --> 01:22:21,125 No, it's none of her business. 1354 01:22:21,291 --> 01:22:22,958 I mean you. 1355 01:22:23,208 --> 01:22:24,541 It's none of my business, either. 1356 01:22:24,708 --> 01:22:26,625 -It's screwed. -Let's wait and see. 1357 01:22:26,833 --> 01:22:29,291 You act as Jackie and sign the contract. 1358 01:22:29,375 --> 01:22:32,125 Me? No way, I'm a man. 1359 01:22:32,208 --> 01:22:35,041 Are you deaf? She said the head has never met Jackie. 1360 01:22:35,416 --> 01:22:37,083 Boss, you want to buy that land? 1361 01:22:38,250 --> 01:22:39,875 Me? I don't pay to get things. 1362 01:22:40,666 --> 01:22:44,208 Didn't you hear him? It's a big business. 1363 01:22:44,583 --> 01:22:47,833 If we make the head sign the contract, 1364 01:22:48,250 --> 01:22:49,791 we can get countless money. 1365 01:22:50,416 --> 01:22:52,208 -You! -Yes? 1366 01:22:52,291 --> 01:22:53,541 Watch that woman closely. 1367 01:22:53,791 --> 01:22:54,875 What about our debts? 1368 01:22:55,041 --> 01:22:56,750 It will be waived if that pushes through. 1369 01:22:56,916 --> 01:22:58,208 -Follow me. -Thank you. 1370 01:22:59,625 --> 01:23:00,916 Let's go! 1371 01:23:02,458 --> 01:23:05,250 -He took Shen. -Calm down. 1372 01:23:09,125 --> 01:23:12,125 One gets fooled when he thinks he's smart. 1373 01:23:12,208 --> 01:23:13,833 True. 1374 01:23:14,041 --> 01:23:16,541 Oh, shit, what should we do now? 1375 01:23:16,791 --> 01:23:19,250 It's not over yet, follow the plan. 1376 01:23:19,333 --> 01:23:21,916 -We need Shen to play Jackie after all. -Right. 1377 01:23:23,958 --> 01:23:26,166 Listen to me, tomorrow, 1378 01:23:26,250 --> 01:23:28,041 apart from my four wives, 1379 01:23:28,125 --> 01:23:30,500 I need someone with wisdom and courage. 1380 01:23:30,583 --> 01:23:31,541 Me! 1381 01:23:32,958 --> 01:23:35,333 Girl, you do have guts. 1382 01:23:35,416 --> 01:23:37,458 Wait for me to come back with a million dollars. 1383 01:23:54,125 --> 01:23:55,250 Here we are. 1384 01:23:56,708 --> 01:23:59,416 Get off, quickly. 1385 01:23:59,583 --> 01:24:01,958 If anything happens, let me know immediately, got it? 1386 01:24:02,208 --> 01:24:03,875 Hey, quick. 1387 01:24:03,958 --> 01:24:05,958 -You're always slow, get ready. -Come on. 1388 01:24:07,208 --> 01:24:08,750 Hand in your homework on time. 1389 01:24:08,833 --> 01:24:11,458 -Yes, headmaster. -You may go. 1390 01:24:12,916 --> 01:24:14,333 This way, please, gentlemen. 1391 01:24:20,333 --> 01:24:23,458 Headmaster, they said they are here for pest control. 1392 01:24:23,541 --> 01:24:26,250 Did we order such service? 1393 01:24:26,375 --> 01:24:29,458 We received an order from this address. 1394 01:24:29,625 --> 01:24:31,083 Take a look. 1395 01:24:31,500 --> 01:24:34,625 We didn't order that, you're mistaken. 1396 01:24:35,083 --> 01:24:36,541 May I borrow the phone? 1397 01:24:43,541 --> 01:24:45,041 What happened to you? 1398 01:24:45,125 --> 01:24:47,875 The condition's severe. 1399 01:24:47,958 --> 01:24:51,083 Help my assistant out of here. I need this area cleared now. 1400 01:24:52,291 --> 01:24:53,958 Get her out, quickly. 1401 01:24:54,416 --> 01:24:56,125 Don't come back unless I call you. 1402 01:25:00,250 --> 01:25:03,041 -You will be all right. -Don't be afraid. Deep breaths. 1403 01:25:08,125 --> 01:25:11,500 Act well later. Don't mess things up. 1404 01:25:12,375 --> 01:25:14,541 You will die if you screw it. 1405 01:25:15,583 --> 01:25:16,625 All settled? 1406 01:25:17,458 --> 01:25:19,666 -Remember every detail, got it? -Got it. 1407 01:25:22,083 --> 01:25:25,333 Kid, where's the headmaster's office? 1408 01:25:25,416 --> 01:25:26,708 It's upstairs. 1409 01:25:27,166 --> 01:25:28,250 Wait for me here. 1410 01:25:29,291 --> 01:25:31,291 This way, let's go. 1411 01:25:32,375 --> 01:25:34,375 They are coming, quick. 1412 01:25:34,625 --> 01:25:35,833 -Coming. -They're coming. 1413 01:25:35,916 --> 01:25:38,041 Calm down, go get ready. 1414 01:25:44,000 --> 01:25:47,208 Yes, we've talked to the headmaster. 1415 01:25:47,375 --> 01:25:49,875 He only accepts cash, no checks. 1416 01:25:50,041 --> 01:25:52,083 Okay, we will talk later. 1417 01:25:53,416 --> 01:25:54,875 You may leave it here. 1418 01:25:55,250 --> 01:25:56,916 The headmaster will contact you later. See you. 1419 01:25:57,000 --> 01:25:58,958 -See you. -How may I help you? 1420 01:26:00,416 --> 01:26:02,083 I'm Jackie from the US. 1421 01:26:02,416 --> 01:26:05,833 -Jackie? The headmaster is waiting. -Good. 1422 01:26:07,333 --> 01:26:10,250 This is Mr. Jackie. 1423 01:26:13,458 --> 01:26:14,583 You are Jackie? 1424 01:26:18,916 --> 01:26:22,000 -This is Jackie, I'm his partner. -You're dismissed. 1425 01:26:22,083 --> 01:26:24,125 This is the recommendation letter. 1426 01:26:24,541 --> 01:26:27,083 Headmaster, on the land... 1427 01:26:29,291 --> 01:26:31,041 Mary, will you leave us alone? 1428 01:26:31,416 --> 01:26:34,208 -What for? -Go for some fresh air. 1429 01:26:34,666 --> 01:26:35,583 Go. 1430 01:26:36,916 --> 01:26:38,166 Why are you so late? 1431 01:26:38,291 --> 01:26:40,958 Look, there are four contracts waiting for me. 1432 01:26:43,333 --> 01:26:45,333 I'm afraid the old deal's canceled. 1433 01:26:45,916 --> 01:26:47,416 Sorry for the inconvenience. 1434 01:26:48,250 --> 01:26:52,416 Headmaster, we can talk about the price. 1435 01:26:52,958 --> 01:26:54,625 Here's the money. 1436 01:26:55,500 --> 01:26:57,541 Watch it, that... 1437 01:26:58,958 --> 01:27:03,291 -We're tapped? -Yes, let's go outside. 1438 01:27:13,166 --> 01:27:15,750 -Quick. -Clean the room now. 1439 01:27:16,708 --> 01:27:17,958 Can we call it a deal? 1440 01:27:19,666 --> 01:27:21,541 I think I'm all right. 1441 01:27:21,625 --> 01:27:24,375 -My colleague has finished it, let's go. -Okay, let's go. 1442 01:27:25,208 --> 01:27:27,583 I take great risk under the investigation. 1443 01:27:27,666 --> 01:27:30,375 Look at the contract first. 1444 01:27:32,041 --> 01:27:34,375 Don't fuss with the little money. 1445 01:27:34,625 --> 01:27:35,666 Oh, yes. 1446 01:27:40,291 --> 01:27:42,625 You sign it, and the money's all yours. 1447 01:27:42,708 --> 01:27:43,666 More. 1448 01:27:43,916 --> 01:27:47,083 -What? More? Just sign it. -It's not enough, more. 1449 01:27:47,166 --> 01:27:49,375 -Don't be so fussy. -More. 1450 01:27:49,458 --> 01:27:53,750 -Why can't you just sign it? -Calm down! Do you want to be dead? 1451 01:27:54,250 --> 01:27:56,958 Just accept it and sign it. It's good for everybody, right? 1452 01:27:57,583 --> 01:27:59,958 Hurry up! I'm sorry, headmaster. 1453 01:28:01,208 --> 01:28:03,666 I'm all right, thank you. 1454 01:28:04,500 --> 01:28:07,208 Done, it's my credit. 1455 01:28:07,375 --> 01:28:09,250 Hey, what are you doing here? 1456 01:28:09,958 --> 01:28:12,958 -It's screwed. He found out. -How come? 1457 01:28:13,166 --> 01:28:14,541 It's screwed. 1458 01:28:16,458 --> 01:28:17,916 Thank you. 1459 01:28:18,000 --> 01:28:19,375 I should thank you. 1460 01:28:19,458 --> 01:28:22,416 -No, you're humble. -Thanks, headmaster. 1461 01:28:22,791 --> 01:28:28,083 It's screwed, he found out! 1462 01:28:28,458 --> 01:28:31,083 It's screwed, he found out! 1463 01:28:31,166 --> 01:28:36,083 It's screwed, he found out! 1464 01:28:36,166 --> 01:28:38,166 Run, boss. I'm ready to sacrifice for you. 1465 01:28:38,291 --> 01:28:40,208 -You're a good friend. -Thank you. 1466 01:28:40,291 --> 01:28:41,833 -The debt's off. -Hurry. 1467 01:28:41,916 --> 01:28:45,666 It's screwed! 1468 01:28:46,541 --> 01:28:50,125 -Go! -It's screwed! 1469 01:28:50,916 --> 01:28:53,666 -How come? -I don't know, the bitch said it. 1470 01:28:53,750 --> 01:28:54,958 Which one? 1471 01:28:55,166 --> 01:28:56,125 That one, over there. 1472 01:28:56,208 --> 01:28:58,208 Step back. 1473 01:28:58,416 --> 01:29:02,666 Shit, it's not the headmaster. It was a scam. 1474 01:29:06,791 --> 01:29:08,791 Stay right there! 1475 01:29:14,083 --> 01:29:17,166 Don't run! That way. 1476 01:29:17,291 --> 01:29:18,333 Right. 1477 01:29:29,000 --> 01:29:30,708 Boss, I'll stop them, you go. 1478 01:29:30,791 --> 01:29:33,041 You will stop them for me? 1479 01:29:33,125 --> 01:29:34,333 You go. 1480 01:29:36,875 --> 01:29:39,333 You're still acting? You're trying to run? 1481 01:29:43,750 --> 01:29:45,250 -Come over here. -Yes. 1482 01:29:48,125 --> 01:29:50,791 -What do you want? -Nothing. 1483 01:29:50,916 --> 01:29:53,375 -You can't come over here. -We're looking around. 1484 01:29:57,000 --> 01:29:58,166 It's locked. 1485 01:30:01,041 --> 01:30:03,666 -Mister. -Stand back. 1486 01:30:04,916 --> 01:30:05,958 Get out of here! 1487 01:30:08,500 --> 01:30:09,416 Quickly. 1488 01:30:26,125 --> 01:30:30,458 Let me go. 1489 01:30:31,625 --> 01:30:34,166 That bastard's beating my brother. 1490 01:30:48,916 --> 01:30:50,208 Go. 1491 01:30:51,125 --> 01:30:54,333 -Come in. -Let me go. 1492 01:30:54,541 --> 01:30:55,750 One more. 1493 01:30:57,958 --> 01:31:00,375 Where's that bastard? 1494 01:31:04,916 --> 01:31:08,916 Son of a bitch! You beat my brother, and I'll kill you. 1495 01:31:35,541 --> 01:31:36,666 Where is he? 1496 01:31:36,875 --> 01:31:38,041 He's thrown out. 1497 01:31:44,833 --> 01:31:46,916 Wu! 1498 01:31:47,000 --> 01:31:51,500 Who has done such a cruel thing to you? Tell me. 1499 01:31:53,666 --> 01:31:56,625 Louder, I can't hear it. 1500 01:31:57,750 --> 01:31:59,750 Louder! 1501 01:32:01,250 --> 01:32:03,958 Who did this to you? 1502 01:32:06,666 --> 01:32:10,041 Did you see who beat my brother? How does he look like? 1503 01:32:11,958 --> 01:32:13,750 I saw him. 1504 01:32:13,833 --> 01:32:15,875 He had long hair and a beard. 1505 01:32:15,958 --> 01:32:17,208 Like a madman. 1506 01:32:17,375 --> 01:32:19,000 He looks like you. 1507 01:32:19,250 --> 01:32:21,708 We tried to help, but he's too tough. 1508 01:32:21,791 --> 01:32:23,041 He's too tough. 1509 01:32:23,458 --> 01:32:26,250 I'll get revenge when I see him again. 1510 01:32:26,500 --> 01:32:30,416 I'll kill him for my brother. 1511 01:32:30,541 --> 01:32:33,166 Cool down. Send him to the hospital for medical care. 1512 01:32:33,250 --> 01:32:34,500 Yes, go on. 1513 01:32:34,625 --> 01:32:36,291 Thank you. 1514 01:32:36,958 --> 01:32:40,375 We are just trying to help. 1515 01:32:41,083 --> 01:32:42,666 I'll pay you back if I have the chance. 1516 01:32:42,750 --> 01:32:44,416 It's okay. 1517 01:32:45,625 --> 01:32:48,708 Let's go! 1518 01:32:53,416 --> 01:32:57,166 Don't worry. I'm with you. 1519 01:32:59,708 --> 01:33:02,208 All done. 1520 01:33:04,083 --> 01:33:05,958 One million. 1521 01:33:20,541 --> 01:33:24,708 I've never seen so much money. 1522 01:33:25,583 --> 01:33:27,291 -Me neither. -Me neither. 1523 01:33:27,583 --> 01:33:31,083 No, this is only a small fraction. 1524 01:33:31,666 --> 01:33:34,375 Right, even since I was born... 1525 01:33:35,541 --> 01:33:37,541 I've never cared about money. 1526 01:33:38,041 --> 01:33:40,541 Yes, when I was flirting with girls... 1527 01:33:40,625 --> 01:33:45,250 The tips I gave them are more than this, right? 1528 01:33:45,500 --> 01:33:46,916 Right, look at yourselves. 1529 01:33:47,458 --> 01:33:50,208 So emotional about little money, you're an embarrassment. 1530 01:33:50,541 --> 01:33:53,166 God. 1531 01:33:58,708 --> 01:34:00,041 Watch out! 1532 01:34:01,875 --> 01:34:02,958 Mr. Wu. 1533 01:34:05,458 --> 01:34:06,625 Mr. Wu. 1534 01:34:06,875 --> 01:34:10,166 Mr. Wu, your syndicate offers one million to get the culprit. 1535 01:34:10,250 --> 01:34:12,666 Yes, that bloodless culprit must be found 1536 01:34:12,750 --> 01:34:15,333 as justice for my brother. 1537 01:34:16,291 --> 01:34:18,416 Oh, no. I didn't mean it. 1538 01:34:18,583 --> 01:34:20,625 -I'll take revenge for you. -Someone fell down. 1539 01:34:20,708 --> 01:34:22,291 There is an accident here. 1540 01:34:22,958 --> 01:34:27,416 The president of Jen-I Group fell down the stairs 1541 01:34:27,625 --> 01:34:30,833 and is seriously wounded. 1542 01:34:31,000 --> 01:34:33,541 This is Huang for KTV. 1543 01:34:34,500 --> 01:34:37,541 This is a perfect plan. 1544 01:34:37,666 --> 01:34:40,041 -Perfect. -It's outstanding. 1545 01:34:40,125 --> 01:34:41,125 Right. 1546 01:34:41,291 --> 01:34:43,416 Hey! Is the room cleaned? 1547 01:34:43,750 --> 01:34:45,916 Yes, there's no evidence left. 1548 01:34:46,000 --> 01:34:47,958 The owner won't find anything. 1549 01:34:48,541 --> 01:34:49,541 What about fingerprints? 1550 01:34:51,416 --> 01:34:53,250 So you haven't finished yet. 1551 01:34:53,791 --> 01:34:56,041 I've wiped them out with towels. 1552 01:34:56,166 --> 01:34:58,791 And the towels are burned to ash. 1553 01:34:58,958 --> 01:35:02,625 The ash is mixed with earthworms to feed the fish in the sea. 1554 01:35:02,958 --> 01:35:07,500 I've caught the fish for breakfast and I've eaten it this morning. 1555 01:35:08,458 --> 01:35:10,083 After digesting, 1556 01:35:10,166 --> 01:35:13,583 the evidence has become shit. 1557 01:35:13,666 --> 01:35:16,875 -Great. -Great. 1558 01:35:16,958 --> 01:35:19,791 And I left it in the modern restroom. 1559 01:35:19,958 --> 01:35:22,625 I think it's in the ocean now. 1560 01:35:22,750 --> 01:35:23,833 What restroom? 1561 01:35:23,916 --> 01:35:28,958 The one you showed me where the lavatory is shaped like a bed. 1562 01:35:29,458 --> 01:35:31,833 I was forced to tell a lie about it. 1563 01:35:31,916 --> 01:35:33,958 -It is a real bed. -Right. 1564 01:35:35,750 --> 01:35:36,708 This... 1565 01:35:37,583 --> 01:35:41,291 It's okay. It's only shit. 1566 01:35:41,375 --> 01:35:42,500 Right. 1567 01:35:42,833 --> 01:35:44,208 Keep it. 1568 01:35:45,625 --> 01:35:47,333 Hurry up. 1569 01:35:47,666 --> 01:35:49,250 Where's the key? 1570 01:35:49,500 --> 01:35:51,541 It's in the room. 1571 01:35:51,625 --> 01:35:54,333 Open the door! 1572 01:37:01,000 --> 01:37:03,000 Subtitle translation by Jacqueline Fong 108504