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You three don't look like
you come from Cleveland.
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Uh, actually,
we're from Los Angeles.
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Right, and, uh, we moved here
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because we were feeling
invisible there.
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Yeah, men... men
had stopped looking at us.
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Oh, the men in L.A. don't look
at women in their 30s?
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- Oh, that's so sweet!
- You think we're in our 30s?!
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Smile.
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Dial up the crazy.
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That is a great idea.
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We must increase our bust.
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This is gonna be a good show.
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♪ Hey! ♪
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Well, great.
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We're in a dive bar
in Cleveland.
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Look, I Googled "Cleveland"
and "get hammered,"
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and this is what came up.
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It's one of those ideas that
you hear and you immediately go,
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"Oh, why hasn't
anybody done this before?
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It's so brilliant
and so simple."
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And then you throw in
Betty White.
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Then I think you've got a pretty
good show on your hands.
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Yeah.
I was up for that part.
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The title got me right away...
"Hot in Cleveland."
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I feel young and hot.
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Like they're undressing me
with their eyes
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and not finding Spanx.
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Kind of says to you right there
what the show is.
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And if it doesn't,
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it makes you curious
about what it could be.
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Where all the men
look like real men,
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and the women
look like real women?
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And everyone's eating,
and no one's ashamed.
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I actually thought
it was really smart of TV Land
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to take the plunge
into original programming.
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- To Cleveland!
- To Cleveland!
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They had traditionally done
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all of these great reruns
of classic sitcoms.
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And so
it seemed like a perfect fit
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to start a new generation
of brand-new shows
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to pair with these reruns.
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You know,
maybe we should just forget
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fixing each other up with men
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and enjoy each other's company,
right?
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Ooh! Hot firemen.
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It was definitely
taking a chance,
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but I think
it was a very wise one.
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You just gave
that whole speech...
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Shut up, Joy.
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And if you're gonna take a risk,
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why not take it with four people
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that had already been
on hit shows?
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The script was sent to me,
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and I immediately recognized
the name Suzanne Martin,
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who had been a writer
on "Frasier."
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So I was very excited.
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I read the script.
I absolutely loved it.
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I'm gonna go talk to him.
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Remember...
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Romantic comedies
are like cellulite cures.
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Every one of them is a lie.
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Oh!
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The premise was intriguing,
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but I thought, "I need to know
who else is in it."
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We met with Jane first.
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Then we met with Wendie.
Then we met with Valerie.
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And we started telling them all
that the other one was in.
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Exactly.
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So we kind of lied a little bit.
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This has got to be the craziest
lie you've ever told.
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It gets a little bit crazier.
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What we came to find out is,
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they had said the same thing
to everybody
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that they were going after.
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And then it all
kind of came together,
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and then Betty was
the final piece of the puzzle.
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I remember
for our first table read,
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the first time we sat down,
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there was this sort of
this magical feeling.
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And we all sort of got that
little tingle up our spines
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knowing that this is something
that really could work.
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There was chemistry between us
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that just felt so right,
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and it's not something you can
even pinpoint or explain.
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And then I told him
to look around,
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and he found Melanie's breasts.
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They do look
pretty good tonight.
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I mean rude!
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Whoo!
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- Can we have silence?
- We are rolling.
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Here we go.
And action.
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To think that we spent all
that time and effort and money
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trying to look 10 years younger
and 10 pounds lighter,
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and all we had to do
was crash-land in Cleveland.
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On the pilot,
I remember feeling the energy
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and the audience connecting
right away.
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We kind of hit Betty
right at the top
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of one of her peaks
in her career,
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but she was just a guest star
on the pilot.
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And I made it very clear that,
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if they did get picked up,
I would not be able to do more.
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So, what are you... like 100?
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I don't like you.
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They haven't been able
to get rid of me since.
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Aren't you that girl
from that show?
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Yes. Yes, I am.
Are you a fan?
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No.
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You just know you have something
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that the audience loves,
that they love,
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that everything's
just lining up,
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and that lightning in a bottle
happens.
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So, what should we do now?
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I say we go back to that bar
where the men think we're hot.
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I'll drive.
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It came together on one night,
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and then when we got the call
about the numbers...
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Oh, my God. It's my agent.
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Okay, everybody, just shut up.
He thinks I'm in Paris.
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I think we were all incredibly
surprised at the ratings we got.
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I mean, Valerie was saying,
"Maybe we'll even get
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2.5 million
or 3 million or something."
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I said, "Oh, come on."
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I know, right?!
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I was tripling them,
quadrupling them,
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and going, "What if we did this,
you guys?!"
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And then we got the news
about our numbers,
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which were through the roof.
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It was like beyond
anybody's wildest dreams.
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Everybody's phone
was going off, off, off, off,
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that we just crushed
the numbers.
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I think the show just sort of
burst out of the gates
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- right from the start.
- A word to the wise...
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A smart jockey always sits
straight up on the horse.
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See, you're the jockey,
and he's the...
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Yes, yes, we understand.
Thank you.
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It's so your boobs
don't flop to the side
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and get lost in your back fat.
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I hadn't seen for a long time
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a group of women
of a certain age
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being portrayed
as still viable and sexual
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and celebrated the way
they have been on this show.
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It was very empowering to be
a part of something like this.
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You're too old to act like this.
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She's not old.
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40 is the new 30.
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And 50 is the new 40.
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- What's 80?
- It's still 80.
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And I still don't like you.
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The perception of age
is so blurred now.
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- Take it easy, Vic.
- You look incred for
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We did see that there was a gap
in television programming,
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and that was having women
that are like women
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all over the country
that have lives and goals
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and love and dreams,
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and I think
that's what we loved about it.
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What happened?
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We got along fine, but...
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he wouldn't go downtown.
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If you know what I mean.
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What?
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I mean, there's so many
good restaurants
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and... and shops downtown.
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We made your life better.
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And you love us for it,
you big softy.
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- I'm so glad you like us.
- Ah, admit it.
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You think we're great.
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And people wonder
why writers drink.
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What an advantage, really,
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to work with not only
four iconic actresses,
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but women that were so good
at what they did.
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Ooh.
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My date is a plastic surgeon.
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Take a look at me right now.
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This is the worst
I'm ever gonna look!
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And I think Melanie is sort of
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the naive, vulnerable,
gullible center of the show.
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Nobody tells Melanie Moretti
what to do.
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I'm out of here.
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Will you put another quarter
in the meter?
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Oh.
Yeah, sure.
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Damn it!
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Oh, tube tops.
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Yeah, I had a back brace
and bacne in high school,
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so, you know...
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You couldn't wear tube tops?
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No, not couldn't.
Shouldn't have.
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First yearbook photo
to be rejected.
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"Too disturbing."
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I love
that her character is so sweet,
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and Valerie, on the other hand,
in real life,
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grew up with a bunch of boys,
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and you can tell because
she swears like a sailor.
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Remember that cute doctor I met
when the bar got held up
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and he needed my Spanx
so he could...
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Oh me.
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Victoria, of course,
is that self-centered actress.
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Are all actresses
as beautiful in person as you?
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Sadly, no.
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She always has
a Lifetime original movie
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that she can relate to
some situation that's going on.
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I know art because
I played a blocked artist
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in the Lifetime original movie
"The Empty Paintbrush."
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Well, I did play
a homeless woman
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in the Lifetime original movie
"Concrete Pillow,"
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based on the novel "The Sidewalk
Is My Bed" by Shazique.
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God, I wish I could remember
the names of them.
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They were so ridiculous.
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What do we do with the body?
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Exactly what we did
with the governor's body
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in my Lifetime original movie
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"What Do We Do
with the Governor's Body?"
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Rule number one...
You can't fall in love with me.
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That won't be a problem.
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Joy is funny because she's
so beautiful and so interesting
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and so compelling
and so unlucky in love.
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And think about the people
that she's been with.
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Oh, God.
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What an old slut.
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I slept
with my mother's boyfriend.
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Already?!
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Ironically, you know,
the most unlucky person in love
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is the person who seems
to have found love in the end.
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I met a man this year
who touched me deeply.
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That could be half of Cleveland.
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I don't know how you can
hold out till the 12th date.
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I never could.
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Like you ever had a 12th date.
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Oh, well, Elka,
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she's a royal pain in the...
neck.
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She's sort of the commentator.
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I'm only famous.
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You're not even that famous.
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She's reached a certain age,
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and she's just gonna say and do
what she likes.
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I can't stand
what a smug loudmouth she is.
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That's my thing.
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Where's the insult?
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I've got no boobs.
I'm old. I'm skanky.
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I'm saving those
for your wedding toast.
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Betty and I always say,
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underneath, they have sort of a
sneaky admiration for each other
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because they're both
really strong women.
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I know you pretend
not to like me,
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- but deep down, you really do.
- Oh.
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Yeah, oh!
Oh.
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Oh, my God, Elka!
What did you do to me?!
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I didn't ask you to hug me,
you bony nitwit!
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To have that kind of timing
like she does at her age
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is incredible.
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I don't do fatties.
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Oh, you got to front up
and bug down, bitch.
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00:10:03,001 --> 00:10:04,079
So you have
to sleep with someone
253
00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:05,935
because they bought you
a $40 piece of meat?
254
00:10:06,605 --> 00:10:08,904
I'm a lady.
255
00:10:09,875 --> 00:10:11,867
Oh, God.
Episodes that I love.
256
00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:13,845
We do not need any guns.
257
00:10:13,912 --> 00:10:15,278
Aah!
258
00:10:15,347 --> 00:10:16,825
There was one
where I shot my son
259
00:10:16,849 --> 00:10:18,408
when I met him
for the first time.
260
00:10:18,484 --> 00:10:19,994
I'm terrified
to let him know that it's me,
261
00:10:20,018 --> 00:10:22,112
so I ask Melanie
to pretend to be me.
262
00:10:22,187 --> 00:10:24,679
I wish
I'd have known you were comin'.
263
00:10:24,756 --> 00:10:26,452
I'd have put on a spot of tea.
264
00:10:26,525 --> 00:10:28,725
Gosh darn
it, we're happy you're here.
265
00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:31,457
I'm Lady Winchester.
266
00:10:31,530 --> 00:10:35,023
We did not get through that
without just crying-laughing.
267
00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:36,796
I brought a wee bag of ice
268
00:10:36,869 --> 00:10:38,531
for the wee one's leg.
269
00:10:41,173 --> 00:10:45,110
What?
We're not doing that anymore?
270
00:10:45,177 --> 00:10:46,688
So, what do you guys want
for your birthday?
271
00:10:46,712 --> 00:10:49,204
Why don't you all get each other
dates for your birthday?
272
00:10:49,281 --> 00:10:51,526
I love birth dates. Those are
some of my favorite episodes.
273
00:10:51,550 --> 00:10:55,248
Somehow, every year, they manage
to make them more insane.
274
00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:56,618
There was man boobs.
275
00:10:56,688 --> 00:10:58,418
Jesus.
276
00:10:58,490 --> 00:10:59,685
- Santa?
- Yes.
277
00:10:59,758 --> 00:11:00,885
I knew it!
278
00:11:00,959 --> 00:11:02,325
The guy with the nub.
279
00:11:02,394 --> 00:11:05,592
I have no nub.
I have a grown man's tail.
280
00:11:05,664 --> 00:11:07,656
How many noses
does your date have?
281
00:11:07,733 --> 00:11:09,634
Because mine has two.
282
00:11:09,701 --> 00:11:10,845
Yeah, that was the most fun...
283
00:11:10,869 --> 00:11:11,946
Debriefing in the bathroom.
284
00:11:11,970 --> 00:11:14,282
Of course, Victoria would always
say, "Oh, really, Melanie?"
285
00:11:14,306 --> 00:11:18,004
- This is the worst date ever.
- Is it, Melanie?
286
00:11:18,076 --> 00:11:20,443
Do we really want to play
who has the worst date?
287
00:11:20,512 --> 00:11:22,674
I could never beat her
with the worst birth date.
288
00:11:22,748 --> 00:11:24,944
I am on a date
with conjoined twins.
289
00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:26,417
He's a really nice guy.
290
00:11:26,485 --> 00:11:28,977
I am on a date
with conjoined twins.
291
00:11:29,054 --> 00:11:30,454
This is, I think,
what we do best.
292
00:11:30,522 --> 00:11:33,014
You need to find a way
to get invited to that funeral.
293
00:11:33,091 --> 00:11:34,753
Just crash it.
294
00:11:34,826 --> 00:11:36,852
These shows where all four of us
295
00:11:36,929 --> 00:11:39,524
are thrown into a completely
improbable situation
296
00:11:39,598 --> 00:11:43,160
and just try to logically
get through it as best we can.
297
00:11:44,336 --> 00:11:45,929
My God!
298
00:11:46,004 --> 00:11:47,370
What on earth are you doing?
299
00:11:47,439 --> 00:11:50,273
The dead lady
has on my magic dress.
300
00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:52,970
So you're swapping dresses
with a corpse
301
00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:54,104
without locking the door?
302
00:11:54,179 --> 00:11:55,374
Oh, rookies.
303
00:11:59,451 --> 00:12:01,784
We're doing it
the old-fashioned way.
304
00:12:06,024 --> 00:12:07,652
Where the man is on... No.
305
00:12:16,735 --> 00:12:18,931
Oh, I'll be breathtaking.
Watch this.
306
00:12:26,077 --> 00:12:27,622
People say
one of their favorite things
307
00:12:27,646 --> 00:12:29,581
about coming to a taping
is when we screw up.
308
00:12:29,648 --> 00:12:33,244
This is just like
Brett "Fav-ra."
309
00:12:34,319 --> 00:12:36,379
And fortunately,
we screw up quite a bit,
310
00:12:36,454 --> 00:12:38,719
so we have a lot
for them to appreciate.
311
00:12:38,790 --> 00:12:41,624
You know how much
I value our friendship.
312
00:12:41,693 --> 00:12:45,186
You are the wings
beneath my wind.
313
00:12:45,864 --> 00:12:48,459
We break each other up,
and we laugh a lot
314
00:12:48,533 --> 00:12:49,967
and then get right back
to business.
315
00:12:50,035 --> 00:12:52,766
Honey Badger don't give a
316
00:12:56,074 --> 00:12:57,318
We have a lot of fun.
317
00:12:57,342 --> 00:12:58,342
We just have a good time.
318
00:12:58,376 --> 00:13:00,021
If you don't want to have
a good time, don't come in.
319
00:13:00,045 --> 00:13:04,176
I sent in a slightly younger
picture of myself.
320
00:13:04,249 --> 00:13:06,514
A cave drawing?
321
00:13:09,721 --> 00:13:12,316
I signed up when my bender
was ov...
322
00:13:15,694 --> 00:13:18,528
I signed up when my...
323
00:13:22,167 --> 00:13:24,432
I signed up
when my bender was over.
324
00:13:24,502 --> 00:13:26,994
In fact,
that's my screen name...
325
00:13:27,072 --> 00:13:28,734
Benderover.
326
00:13:33,912 --> 00:13:36,905
He's that good.
He's muffin good.
327
00:13:38,683 --> 00:13:39,927
Valerie and I are the worst.
328
00:13:39,951 --> 00:13:41,715
We cannot lock eyes sometimes
329
00:13:41,786 --> 00:13:43,146
before we're on the floor
laughing.
330
00:13:43,188 --> 00:13:45,089
Well, we're just gonna have to
do for each other
331
00:13:45,156 --> 00:13:46,488
what we did with the muffins.
332
00:13:46,558 --> 00:13:47,719
Just eat the top?
333
00:13:49,194 --> 00:13:50,571
When we've done the live shows,
334
00:13:50,595 --> 00:13:52,791
I've really tried
to keep it together.
335
00:13:52,864 --> 00:13:57,199
Live from Studio City,
this is "Hot in Cleveland."
336
00:13:57,268 --> 00:13:59,362
Hello, Mother.
337
00:14:01,106 --> 00:14:03,200
It's your son Sally
from Cincinnati.
338
00:14:03,274 --> 00:14:04,708
Doing it live was such a thrill.
339
00:14:04,776 --> 00:14:07,507
My God, it's like literally
being shot out of a cannon.
340
00:14:07,579 --> 00:14:09,309
I just remember thinking,
"This is for real.
341
00:14:09,380 --> 00:14:11,144
You don't get a second chance."
342
00:14:11,216 --> 00:14:14,653
- Who the hell are you?!
- Sally from Cincinnati.
343
00:14:14,719 --> 00:14:16,881
I'm Sally from Cincinnati.
344
00:14:16,955 --> 00:14:18,719
I mean,
we rehearsed and rehearsed.
345
00:14:18,790 --> 00:14:20,816
So, how many more buffoons
are gonna come in here
346
00:14:20,892 --> 00:14:22,690
saying they're
Sally from Cincinnati?
347
00:14:22,761 --> 00:14:24,229
Someone say my name?
348
00:14:27,132 --> 00:14:28,828
The first time
we did a live show,
349
00:14:28,900 --> 00:14:31,597
people didn't think it was live
because it was so smooth.
350
00:14:31,669 --> 00:14:34,571
So we planted a couple of things
in the second one.
351
00:14:34,639 --> 00:14:36,471
Joy and I are making love.
352
00:14:36,541 --> 00:14:39,067
There's no one better to break
the women up than Dave Foley.
353
00:14:39,144 --> 00:14:40,612
See, she likes
to do it outdoors,
354
00:14:40,678 --> 00:14:42,476
and I enjoy doing it indoors.
355
00:14:42,547 --> 00:14:44,015
I'm hanging out the window,
356
00:14:44,082 --> 00:14:46,017
and I'm shaking
'cause I'm laughing so hard.
357
00:14:46,084 --> 00:14:48,417
This way, we're both satisfied.
358
00:14:49,387 --> 00:14:51,253
And we're done.
359
00:14:51,322 --> 00:14:53,791
And then Dave turns around
and says something to me,
360
00:14:53,858 --> 00:14:55,554
and it wasn't the line
that was scripted,
361
00:14:55,627 --> 00:14:56,560
and I lost it.
362
00:14:56,628 --> 00:14:59,223
Melanie, did you see
anything you liked?
363
00:15:00,031 --> 00:15:01,966
I had to turn around
so that, hopefully,
364
00:15:02,033 --> 00:15:03,661
the camera
didn't catch me laughing.
365
00:15:03,735 --> 00:15:06,102
This set has always had
the reputation
366
00:15:06,171 --> 00:15:09,039
of being a really fun
and happy place to work.
367
00:15:09,107 --> 00:15:11,042
Every time somebody
guest stars on the show,
368
00:15:11,109 --> 00:15:12,987
they leave saying it was the
best experience they ever had.
369
00:15:13,011 --> 00:15:14,980
Would you mind changing
the sheets on my bed?
370
00:15:15,046 --> 00:15:18,642
I'm sorry.
I don't speak your language.
371
00:15:18,716 --> 00:15:20,378
We have been privileged
372
00:15:20,451 --> 00:15:23,250
to watch our idols
walk through that door
373
00:15:23,321 --> 00:15:24,598
and then sit down
and play with us.
374
00:15:24,622 --> 00:15:28,059
Drink until it makes sense.
375
00:15:28,126 --> 00:15:29,617
The list is so long.
376
00:15:29,694 --> 00:15:31,219
I mean, where do you start?
377
00:15:31,296 --> 00:15:34,095
It started with Mary Tyler Moore
and her whole crew.
378
00:15:34,165 --> 00:15:37,260
Look at us back together.
379
00:15:38,670 --> 00:15:41,731
We have had some extraordinary
talent on this show.
380
00:15:41,806 --> 00:15:43,832
I mean, Carol Burnett.
Come on.
381
00:15:43,908 --> 00:15:46,434
Oh, my God, that hand.
382
00:15:46,978 --> 00:15:49,971
It's gigantic.
383
00:15:50,048 --> 00:15:53,815
I wouldn't want that sucker
inside of me.
384
00:15:54,352 --> 00:15:57,117
Another one who I loved having
so much was Carl Reiner,
385
00:15:57,188 --> 00:15:59,419
who is one of the kindest,
sweetest men in the world.
386
00:15:59,490 --> 00:16:00,501
He came and played with Betty,
387
00:16:00,525 --> 00:16:01,823
and we were all like,
388
00:16:01,893 --> 00:16:04,260
"Can you believe we're watching
these two act together?"
389
00:16:04,329 --> 00:16:08,266
I don't want to lose you,
so if you're still up for it,
390
00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:11,667
I'm willing to try
going downtown.
391
00:16:15,039 --> 00:16:17,440
- You are?
- Yes.
392
00:16:17,508 --> 00:16:19,875
Just hope I won't get lost
down there.
393
00:16:21,446 --> 00:16:23,210
That's, like,
as good as it gets.
394
00:16:23,281 --> 00:16:26,217
We get to go out and do a play
with our pals for the people,
395
00:16:26,284 --> 00:16:29,186
and it's like opening night
every Friday night.
396
00:16:31,222 --> 00:16:32,222
♪ Hey! ♪
397
00:16:35,293 --> 00:16:37,387
Hi, Betty!
398
00:16:37,862 --> 00:16:39,353
Yay!
399
00:16:40,831 --> 00:16:43,300
- Here, honey. Get next to Betty.
- Get next to Betty.
400
00:16:43,367 --> 00:16:44,478
This is so exciting.
401
00:16:44,502 --> 00:16:46,266
I'm in my old skanky robe.
402
00:16:46,337 --> 00:16:49,205
I get really,
really amazing fan letters.
403
00:16:49,273 --> 00:16:50,484
The letters I get are from women
404
00:16:50,508 --> 00:16:52,067
who really do feel empowered
by this.
405
00:16:52,143 --> 00:16:54,703
And it's not just women my age.
It's young girls.
406
00:16:54,779 --> 00:16:57,476
You know, I think it's such
a positive thing for women.
407
00:16:57,548 --> 00:16:59,881
It may be weird that women
our age live together,
408
00:16:59,950 --> 00:17:01,282
but I really like it.
409
00:17:01,352 --> 00:17:02,411
- Me too.
- Me too.
410
00:17:02,486 --> 00:17:04,631
When you really looked at
these women in the first year,
411
00:17:04,655 --> 00:17:06,123
they were all about Botox
412
00:17:06,190 --> 00:17:08,091
and making sure
that they had the highest heels.
413
00:17:08,159 --> 00:17:09,970
You know, what we've
all come to realize is,
414
00:17:09,994 --> 00:17:12,964
as important as all of this is,
it's how you feel about yourself
415
00:17:13,030 --> 00:17:15,056
and how much you accept
who you are
416
00:17:15,132 --> 00:17:18,159
and don't get too freaked out
about the little imperfections.
417
00:17:18,235 --> 00:17:20,295
There's something
kind of wonderful
418
00:17:20,371 --> 00:17:21,896
about accepting the age you are
419
00:17:21,972 --> 00:17:23,668
and not fighting it
all the time.
420
00:17:23,741 --> 00:17:26,142
It certainly helped me
to feel better about myself,
421
00:17:26,210 --> 00:17:27,954
and I hope it's done that
for other women, too.
422
00:17:27,978 --> 00:17:31,380
You're not old.
40 is the new 25.
423
00:17:31,449 --> 00:17:33,179
I thought 40 was the new 30.
424
00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:36,516
Well, if we're just gonna make
crap up, I'd rather be 25.
425
00:17:36,587 --> 00:17:39,489
Essentially, this show
has been about girlfriends.
426
00:17:39,557 --> 00:17:40,490
It's the antithesis
427
00:17:40,558 --> 00:17:42,502
of what a lot of reality shows
say about girlfriends.
428
00:17:42,526 --> 00:17:44,571
They say they're girlfriends
and stab each other in the back.
429
00:17:44,595 --> 00:17:46,962
Aah! Aah!
430
00:17:47,031 --> 00:17:49,865
This is what
real girlfriends are like.
431
00:17:49,934 --> 00:17:51,664
You thought
Liberace was straight?
432
00:17:51,736 --> 00:17:54,171
I could have turned him.
433
00:17:55,573 --> 00:17:57,804
The greatest loves
in each of our lives
434
00:17:57,875 --> 00:17:58,875
are really each other
435
00:17:58,909 --> 00:18:01,811
because we are always there
for each other.
436
00:18:01,879 --> 00:18:03,313
Imagine we hadn't crashed here
437
00:18:03,381 --> 00:18:05,316
and our flight had taken us
straight to Paris.
438
00:18:05,383 --> 00:18:07,784
We would have eaten
a lot of fatty French food,
439
00:18:07,852 --> 00:18:09,912
bought a lot of discount Chanel,
440
00:18:09,987 --> 00:18:12,980
and then flown back
to our empty lives in L.A.
441
00:18:14,325 --> 00:18:16,385
Discount Chanel.
442
00:18:16,460 --> 00:18:18,190
It is truly a family.
443
00:18:18,262 --> 00:18:21,460
We all just feel so privileged
to have had these six seasons.
444
00:18:21,532 --> 00:18:23,433
Most people never get this
in a lifetime.
445
00:18:25,936 --> 00:18:27,131
It's been an absolute gift
446
00:18:27,204 --> 00:18:30,231
to work with people
I consider my best friends.
447
00:18:30,307 --> 00:18:33,573
It has been the nicest,
kindest working environment
448
00:18:33,644 --> 00:18:35,977
for everybody
involved in the show.
449
00:18:37,081 --> 00:18:40,347
You can't do a show like this
with the rapport that we have
450
00:18:40,418 --> 00:18:42,216
that it doesn't become family,
451
00:18:42,286 --> 00:18:46,155
and it's tough when you know
that you're running out of time.
452
00:18:46,223 --> 00:18:47,623
I think everybody's sad.
453
00:18:47,691 --> 00:18:49,369
When we're on the stage, we're
not allowed to talk about it,
454
00:18:49,393 --> 00:18:50,633
especially in front of Valerie.
455
00:18:50,694 --> 00:18:51,354
Shh, shh.
456
00:18:51,429 --> 00:18:53,057
The show's not ending.
457
00:18:53,130 --> 00:18:54,189
Show's not ending.
458
00:18:54,265 --> 00:18:55,597
I know how to live in denial.
459
00:18:55,666 --> 00:18:59,159
We're telling ourselves
we're gonna write a book.
460
00:18:59,236 --> 00:19:00,670
There will be no book,
461
00:19:00,738 --> 00:19:03,537
but it will give us a chance
to have lunch together
462
00:19:03,607 --> 00:19:05,371
to discuss "the book."
463
00:19:05,443 --> 00:19:07,503
There's just a warm,
fuzzy feeling you get
464
00:19:07,578 --> 00:19:08,511
when you drive on the lot
465
00:19:08,579 --> 00:19:10,157
knowing you'll run into
all of these people.
466
00:19:10,181 --> 00:19:13,743
And I don't want them to take
that sign down on the stage.
467
00:19:15,519 --> 00:19:18,751
The great challenge of life is,
how do you savor every day?
468
00:19:18,823 --> 00:19:22,191
We're all trying to come in
and just not miss any of it.
469
00:19:22,259 --> 00:19:23,770
It's been such a happy ride.
470
00:19:23,794 --> 00:19:25,353
There can't be any sadness.
471
00:19:25,429 --> 00:19:27,091
I mean, we've had
the time of our lives
472
00:19:27,164 --> 00:19:29,793
for five years, six seasons.
473
00:19:31,302 --> 00:19:33,237
I really think
this show will go down
474
00:19:33,304 --> 00:19:35,205
as one of the ones to remember.
475
00:19:35,272 --> 00:19:37,798
The relationship between us,
476
00:19:37,875 --> 00:19:39,810
I think that reaches out
to the audience,
477
00:19:39,877 --> 00:19:41,368
and that's what
they'll remember.
478
00:19:41,445 --> 00:19:43,676
I hope people
can take away from this
479
00:19:43,747 --> 00:19:45,443
the joy that we've had here.
480
00:19:45,516 --> 00:19:47,212
That's what this show is about.
481
00:19:47,284 --> 00:19:51,312
Forget your troubles for half
an hour, sit down, and laugh.
482
00:19:53,123 --> 00:19:54,614
Who is this magical hairdresser?
483
00:19:54,692 --> 00:19:56,388
We demand to know
who's blowing you.
484
00:19:59,630 --> 00:20:00,928
Hi, lover.
485
00:20:00,998 --> 00:20:03,331
I have so many questions.
486
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,562
The sex is amazing.
487
00:20:08,005 --> 00:20:09,303
She's half my age.
488
00:20:09,373 --> 00:20:11,274
Well, darling,
that really isn't that young.
489
00:20:11,342 --> 00:20:12,742
My fake age.
490
00:20:12,810 --> 00:20:14,608
Oh, my God, she's a child!
491
00:20:18,349 --> 00:20:20,784
You two look ridiculous.
492
00:20:23,153 --> 00:20:25,748
I tried to keep a straight face.
I really did.
493
00:20:41,805 --> 00:20:44,138
♪ Ba-ba, ba-ba ♪
494
00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:46,700
♪ Ba-ba, ba-ba ♪
495
00:20:46,777 --> 00:20:51,340
♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪
496
00:20:51,415 --> 00:20:53,748
♪ Ba-ba, ba-ba ♪
497
00:20:53,817 --> 00:20:56,116
♪ Ba-ba, ba-ba ♪
498
00:20:56,186 --> 00:21:00,715
♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪
499
00:21:04,061 --> 00:21:05,654
♪ Hey! ♪
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