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Pick up for keefer.
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He didn't leave anything.
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Maybe I'm supposed
to go up and get it.
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Some of these guys get
a little weird
on deposit days.
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Your name?
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Eddie vitelli from
the sperm bank.
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[Phone buzzing]
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[Paper rustling]
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Yeah?
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(Doorman)
Uh, Mr. Keefer,
do you have something
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for an Eddie vitelli?
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Huh? Who?
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Uh, what are you here
to pick up?
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Mr. Keefer, you got
a load of sperm for me?
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I'm double-parked.
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Huh?
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Eddie, Eddie, Eddie. Remember?
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From doctor's express.
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You were supposed
to abstain for 3 weeks.
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Oh, yeah, yeah,
right. 7:30.
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Gee, I'm sorry.
I was, uh, s-sleeping.
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Look, if it's not in the cup
and ready to roll,
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you gonna have
to bring it in yourself.
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No, no,
that's impossible.
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Why do you think
I'm sending it by messenger?
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Well, let me take
a wild guess.
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Is it because you got
a low sperm count,
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you can't get your wife
pregnant the regular way?
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I'm, uh, i-I'll, look,
I'll be right down, ok?
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No dice. If it's not
in the cup and ready to roll--
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no, i-i-it's in the cup.
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Yeah, it's--it's, uh,
i-it's ready to roll.
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Good. Then I'll come up
and get it.
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Uh, o-ok, yeah. Come on up.
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Sterilized cups.
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Hey, Janet. Janet.
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[Thudding]
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Honey? Hon?
No.
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Honey, where are
the sterilized cups?
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Leave me alone, Joel.
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I thought we made up.
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Then why'd you sleep
in there?
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I fell asleep working.
Today's my presentation.
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Bullshit, Joel.
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You slept in there
so we wouldn't have to touch.
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Well, we would have been
in big trouble
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if we had touched
last night.
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You could have done
somethin' for me.
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And risk everything?
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On the very last night
we have to abstain?
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I'm just glad it's over.
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I couldn't take
much more of this.
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Well, now comes
the easy part.
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Yeah, easy for you.
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You don't have
to go through the pregnancy,
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the birth, the breast-feeding
at the office.
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Honey, where are the...
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Breast-feeding
at the office?
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I don't want you
breast-feeding anyone
at the office.
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Not anyone.
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I'd put restrictions
on who was entitled.
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Or do you think
I was gonna hire a goat?
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No, I thought you were
gonna work at home.
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My publisher
didn't go for it.
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But she said it was ok for me
to breast-feed at the office.
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Well, that defeats
the whole purpose.
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The baby's supposed
to bring US closer together.
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If you think I'm gonna retire
to have this baby...
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I never said retire.
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This is the worst
possible time
to discuss this.
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I need to know where
the sterilized cups are.
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Are you gonna do this now?
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Yes, but I need to know
where the sterilized cups are.
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Let me think.
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In the little bathroom.
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[Door knob clicking]
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Can I do anything for you?
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I hate to give you
the bum's rush,
but I can't keep
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the messenger waiting.
What messenger?
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[Door bell buzzing]
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You're sending by messenger?
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I got no choice.
Today is a killer day.
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He's gonna be here
waiting while...
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Just stall him one minute.
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Stall him? How?
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I don't know. One minute!
Maybe less.
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[Doorbell buzzing]
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Oh. Is the man
of the house around?
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He's, um,
he's in the bathroom.
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I knew it. I always get
the guys with the problems.
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Oh, believe me, my husband
does not have a problem.
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So, what am I, waiting?
Tell him I'm double-parked.
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I really don't think
that's gonna help, do you?
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I'm not here to help.
I'm here to bring.
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Come on in.
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Thank you.
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H-H-He'll be with you
in a minute.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, sure, sure.
I heard that one before.
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And you know what happens?
Niente.
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Some of these guys
need instructions,
for cryin' out loud.
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You want instructions?
I tell 'em,
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you take-a-your pants
and your shorts
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and you Jack-it off.
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[Laughing]
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And you know what happens?
Niente.
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Yeah, well, 5 dollars says
my husband is not niente.
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(Eddie)
You serious?
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What's the matter?
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You afraid to put your money
where your mouth is?
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Well, well, wait a second.
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How do I know you two
don't do this all the time?
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Sure, sure. Then he comes out
of the head with his works
in a cup.
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And I'm out five bucks.
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I promise you
we've never done it before.
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Ok. But the clock started
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when you first said it,
which puts US 20 seconds in.
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And counting,
21, 22, 23, 24...
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What is it?
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Honey, the man
is double-parked.
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Hey, hey, what's up?
She helpin'?
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No fair.
I can't do this now.
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Niente!
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He's a fruitcake or what?
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Why can't you?
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Because it's about
as sexy as the preakness.
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You said keep him busy.
What was I to do?
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Today is a horrendous day
for me. I thought
this was easy.
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But I'm gonna have to come by
the doctor's office
on my lunch break.
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(Eddie)
Just like I was tellin'
your doorman.
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With some guys,
it's like pullin' teeth.
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With other guys...
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You know what I mean?
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Huh, yeah.
Here you go.
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Maybe you two can go
for double or nothing
at lunch.
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(Eddie)
There's a lot of tension
in here.
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Want my advice?
You two go someplace peaceful.
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Do it on the natch.
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I'm late.
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[Sighing]
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Later.
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[All chattering]
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[Phone ringing]
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Give it to Ted.
Thank you.
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Ye-yes, ma'am. Yes.
I'm recommending
that you sell.
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Mrs. Habberman,
no, I don't think so.
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(Mrs. Haberman)
It's haberman. Haberman.
Haberman. I'm sorry.
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I want to keep this.
Sorry.
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I don't understand
why I should sell?
No.
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It doesn't make sense to me.
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Because their assets
are vulnerable right now.
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Vulnerable?
Just how vulnerable?
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They're, uh...
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Hello?
...Very vulnerable.
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What am I, small potatoes?
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No, ma'am, no.
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Believe me, it's not because
you only have 5 shares.
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No, you're just as important
as any of my...
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Well, I hope so,
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because, I don't want to be
treated this way. Now, listen.
Oh, my god.
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I want to keep...
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Mrs. Habberman,
I'm gonna have to
call you back.
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It's haberman!
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No, no, I won't sell anything
without talking to you.
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[People chattering]
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(Harry)
Marge, Marge,
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all I want to know
is whether I'm invited.
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If I'm not, I'm sure
there's a reason.
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I'd like to know
the reason.
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Is that so much to ask?
Thank you.
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Suddenly, no one knows
whether this year's
company weekend is on.
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Frankly, I'd just as soon
not go,
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but if you're not invited,
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it says something about
your stature around here.
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Harry, Harry, chipwits
is down another point.
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So, you want
to be an analyst?
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Well, should i-- should I
cancel my presentation?
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Big mistake. You don't cancel
your first at bat.
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Yeah, but I can't
recommend a loser.
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This isn't about chipwits,
this is about you
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and what kind of impression
you make on roalvang.
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Some impression.
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Chipwits has dropped
2-and-a-half points in 2 days!
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You're not hearing me, friend.
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Roalvang doesn't
focus on numbers.
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He's focused on images.
How you handle yourself,
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how you dress,
how you comb your hair.
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Speaking of which,
this is all wrong.
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Roalvang likes it combed flat.
Flat.
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Not all over the place!
Take it.
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Uh, I got-- I got one,
uh, at my desk.
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Use it.
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Appearance is everything
to roalvang.
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But it's not going to help me
if I don't recommend
the right stock.
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Oh, no?
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Meet Tony dugdale.
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(Joel)
Oh, yeah, I know him.
They call him Tony terrific.
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Hmm. Terrific.
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He knows
how to analyze stock
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like Dr. Ruth
can slam dunk.
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He must have
done somethin' right
to get out of the bullpen.
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Style.
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He was the first
to wear a colorful
pocket handkerchief.
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And look at the hair. Flat.
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Flat.
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You look skeptical.
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Let me tell you something
about roalvang.
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But first, let's go
where we can talk.
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[People chattering]
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(Harry)
When roalvang's father
ran the operation,
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there were
still people here.
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Competence was
the standard then.
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Now, it's more important
to find people without flaws.
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I don't know where
he finds them all.
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I suppose he does
a lot of recruiting in here.
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Take my advice, kiddo.
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Rising up this organization
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is easier than you ever
dreamed possible.
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But you have to be
on roalvang's wave length.
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How do I get
on his wave length?
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Don't pack your presentation
with facts and figures.
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That's all I have.
I mean, I s-stayed up nights.
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What else do you
analyze stock with?
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Facts and figures
confuse him.
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You're telling me
that the c.E.O. Of
a major brokerage house
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is confused
by information?
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Hard to believe,
isn't it?
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With all due respect,
Harry, I don't think
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anybody could be
that simple-minded
and run a huge...
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[People chattering]
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So, uh, so what do I do?
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I mean, all I have is facts
and figures.
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Turn 'em into
charts and graphs.
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Ok.
And one more thing.
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I want you to wear
this pin on your lapel.
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Oh, no, Harry.
I'll keep the hair flat.
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You only get one chance
at a first impression.
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If he's gonna take you,
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let him tag you
with something positive.
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You'll see it
for yourself.
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He gets that certain gleam
in his eye
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when an image registers.
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Thanks, Harry.
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Don't thank me.
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00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:04,818
Why is everybody
always thanking me?
It isn't necessary.
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I wouldn't wear that star
if they gave me the place.
246
00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:11,691
I don't want it done
in 5 minutes. I want it done
now. Is that clear?
247
00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:16,596
Well, r.H.
This is a stroke of luck.
248
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:19,900
Joel keefer, I'd like you
to meet Mr. Roalvang.
249
00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:21,134
(Joel)
How do you do, sir.
250
00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:23,270
Fine, fine.
251
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,805
Keefer is bullish
on chipwits.
252
00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:29,109
He's going to address
the board today
for the first time.
253
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,311
Wonderful.
Looking forward to it.
254
00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:34,781
Some of US
old fogies think
255
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:37,550
we have a rising
young star in Joel keefer.
256
00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:40,220
Rising young star, is he?
257
00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:42,489
Well, if that's true,
you might want
to give up smoking.
258
00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:43,723
It's a filthy habit.
259
00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:49,162
(Tony)
Well, this morning,
we'll be talking
260
00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:51,331
about the state
of the market in general.
261
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:54,501
The, uh, price
of the current rates
are really...
262
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:56,937
[Tony chattering]
263
00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:15,255
Yes, the dollar is dropping,
264
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:17,891
and yes, it's supposed
to make American-made goods
265
00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:20,327
more attractive
to the American consumer,
266
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,263
but, frankly, I don't see it.
267
00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:26,566
Certainly not in the area
of household appliances,
268
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:29,702
an area where I enjoy
a certain modicum
of expertise.
269
00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:31,238
Thank you very much.
270
00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:33,573
Now the Americans
are buying foreign.
271
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:35,342
They're still,
for some reason,
272
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:38,345
equating imported
with better.
273
00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:41,281
Uh, where do you
stand on chipwits?
274
00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:45,085
Chipwits?
Chipwits appliances?
275
00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:48,255
I just heard
that chipwits looked good
for the 3rd quarter.
276
00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:50,490
Well, um, I can't agree.
277
00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:52,625
As I said, the consumers
are buying foreign,
278
00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:55,528
and chipwits is American.
Isn't it?
279
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:58,765
Uh, Marge, uh, who was it...
Uh, someone was
touting chipwits?
280
00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:00,934
I don't believe
I heard that, sir.
281
00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:05,105
Yes? Is that a pencil?
282
00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:11,979
Yes, it is. I recommended
the, uh...
283
00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:15,315
Chipwits.
284
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,918
Oh, yes, of course.
The smoker.
285
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,790
Why don't you stand up
and tell US who you are?
286
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:25,792
[Chair creaking]
287
00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:29,296
I'm, uh, Joel keefer.
288
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:31,398
And you're bullish
on chipwits, are you?
289
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:32,599
(Joel)
Yes, I am. Ju...
290
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:35,502
Speak up, smokey.
No one's going to bite you.
291
00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:36,903
What's your posture?
292
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,372
Bullish, Mr. Witshits.
293
00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:42,509
[Board members laughing]
294
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:43,776
Sir.
295
00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:45,545
[Board members
continue laughing]
296
00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:51,985
Uh, well, then, how do you
explain your optimism
297
00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:54,754
in the face of what
Mr. Dugdale has just said?
298
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:58,758
Uh, well, I...
We disagree.
299
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,660
[Whispering]
Oh, what an asshole.
300
00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:04,731
Excellent. Why don't you both
slug it out for US?
301
00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:06,666
Thank you, sir.
302
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:10,170
Oh, boy.
The first one to holler ole
gets the ears.
303
00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:14,007
Joe. It is Joe, isn't it?
304
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:15,875
Joel.
305
00:16:15,908 --> 00:16:17,144
Joel.
306
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:23,450
You come from the bullpen,
do you not?
307
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:24,884
Yes.
308
00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:27,354
That was tough
to figure out.
309
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:32,925
Joel, selling stocks
to the public is one thing.
310
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:38,198
Analyzing requires
extensive research.
311
00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:41,101
I suppose you did
extensive research
on chipwits.
312
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:42,535
Yes.
313
00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:45,138
Yeah, and it probably
looks real good
on paper, doesn't it?
314
00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:46,973
Yeah, isn't that fun?
Yeah, it is.
315
00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:49,709
Joel.
316
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:52,812
Chipwits is just
one tiny company
317
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:55,582
in a vast economic scheme.
318
00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:58,285
I wonder if you can tell US
319
00:16:58,318 --> 00:17:00,787
what was last month's
trade deficit.
320
00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:02,455
Uh, 12.7 billion.
321
00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:03,623
[Board members murmuring]
322
00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:05,858
Exactly. But...
323
00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:09,129
But I wonder
if you can tell US
324
00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:12,199
what the trade deficit was
for the entire year?
325
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:13,566
(Board member)
Uh-huh.
326
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,802
Yes, I can. Can you?
327
00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:18,305
Well, certainly.
328
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:20,407
And it's enough to choke
the proverbial horse.
329
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:23,676
But let's get back
to the point at hand, Joel.
330
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:26,413
How can you be
so all-fired sure
331
00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:30,083
that your little chipwits
can buck the trend?
332
00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:33,553
I'm glad you asked.
333
00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:46,466
[Board members exclaiming]
334
00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:00,813
[Men chattering]
335
00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:04,217
You had him right then,
the minute you pulled
your charts out.
336
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:05,652
Harry, I can't
thank you enough.
337
00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:07,854
Oh, you're
starting that again.
338
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:10,690
Mr. Roalvang would like
to have lunch with you.
339
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:13,160
Oh, that would be...
I'd love to. Anytime.
340
00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:15,862
Right now. This instant.
In his office.
341
00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:17,864
No, not today.
Today is impossible,
I'm sorry.
342
00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:19,266
He'll be right up.
343
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,936
Are you crazy?
344
00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:26,873
Lunch with roalvang
could change your whole life.
345
00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:28,608
I have something important
to do today.
346
00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:31,511
Whatever it is
can wait until tomorrow.
347
00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:36,349
[Elevator bell dinging]
348
00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:40,019
Hamburgers are
on the grill, sir.
349
00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:41,921
Hamburgers?
I like hamburgers.
350
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,257
(Marge)
And I have some messages
for you.
351
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:48,695
Carol Chapman, b.B. Robbins,
Jack o'meara from the s.E.C.,
352
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:51,764
Curtis ling,
and you got a call from
the gonzaga brothers.
353
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,201
They've located that waiter
who was staring at your wife.
354
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:57,904
Good. I've been lucky
with them. They do nice work
355
00:18:57,937 --> 00:19:00,139
and Mr. Dugdale is
waiting in your office.
356
00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:02,375
Where is smokey?
Tardy, I'm afraid.
357
00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:05,245
Go find him. He hangs out
in that 3rd floor
smokers' pit.
358
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:06,379
Yes, sir.
359
00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:08,481
If he's there,
tell him to forget lunch.
360
00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:14,854
I'm Joel keefer.
Mr. Roalvang is waiting.
361
00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:16,389
How do I look?
Got a comb?
362
00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:27,334
I'm Joel keefer.
363
00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:31,137
[Knocking on door]
364
00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:34,106
Glad you managed
to get here.
365
00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:35,908
Uh, sorry if I'm late.
366
00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:38,177
I see you've,
uh, freshened up.
367
00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:42,982
Close the door.
368
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,285
I believe you two
know each other.
369
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:48,288
Well, uh, not officially.
I'm Tony dugdale, analyst.
370
00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:49,989
Hi.
371
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,825
Yes, well, uh, let's get
right to the point, uh...
372
00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:55,194
Stutterman's dead.
373
00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:59,065
[Toy train whistle blowing]
374
00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:01,234
A fact which, uh,
375
00:20:01,268 --> 00:20:04,504
leaves me, uh, sad
376
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,706
and holding the bag
as it were,
377
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:10,042
in terms of a resorts
and leisure analyst.
378
00:20:10,076 --> 00:20:11,744
(Tony)
Uh, sir, if you'll forgive me,
379
00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:13,780
i--i think, for a resorts
and leisure analyst,
380
00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:16,082
someone who has the gift
of a 2nd language
381
00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:18,351
would certainly have
a feather in his cap.
N'est ce pas?
382
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:19,419
(Roalvang)
Oh.
383
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:23,323
[Speaking French]
I didn't know that
you spoke French.
384
00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:24,457
[Speaking French]
Yes.
385
00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:25,592
Very good.
Yes.
386
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:26,659
Extraordinary.
387
00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:27,827
Oh, thank you.
388
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:31,664
M-My wife
uh, and her family
389
00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:34,534
also, French.
390
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,737
Yes!
In part. Half.
391
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:39,306
Yes.yes.
Half. Yes.
392
00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:42,174
Uh, now I could
either, uh,
393
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:44,411
look for someone,
um--um, outside the company
394
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:46,446
or I can develop
someone from within.
395
00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:48,615
Well, within, of course.
In fact it's funny, you know,
396
00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:50,216
I said to my wife
this morning, suzi,
397
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,784
as we were
having breakfast, I said,
398
00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:55,254
I have a funny feeling.
Today is going to be
mon lucky jour?
399
00:20:55,288 --> 00:20:56,456
[Tom laughing]
400
00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:00,059
I take it, uh, you would both
be interested in,
401
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,828
uh, competing
for the position.
402
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:02,895
Yes, sir.
403
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,264
Competing?
404
00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:08,701
Sir, excuse me,
with all due respect
405
00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:10,069
to the youngster
over here,
406
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:13,373
I am already an analyst
and he is still
in the bullpen.
407
00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:15,808
Ahem, as of today,
he's out of the bullpen.
408
00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:18,044
[Exclaiming]
409
00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:19,078
Whoa.
410
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,314
Uh, what?
411
00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:22,715
Whoa.
412
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:24,784
Whoa?
413
00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:29,689
Yes, yes, yes,
of course.
414
00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:32,325
The fact is
you both have, uh,
415
00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:36,696
uh, qualities,
uh, which are suited
to fit the position.
416
00:21:36,729 --> 00:21:39,098
Uh, you have a certain...
417
00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:46,072
Something that could
easily mix, uh,
418
00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:49,075
in the hospitality
and, uh, leisure community.
419
00:21:49,108 --> 00:21:52,512
The napkins are supposed
to be in the caboose!
God damn it!
420
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:56,516
I mean,
that's a big plus.
421
00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:58,918
Mmm-hmm.
422
00:21:58,951 --> 00:22:02,522
But I also need someone
who knows how
to collect information,
423
00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:05,425
and uh, decipher trends,
uh, quickly.
424
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:06,626
[Whirring]
425
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:08,361
I must say I was
very impressed indeed
426
00:22:08,395 --> 00:22:10,963
with your, uh, grasp
of--of information.
427
00:22:11,631 --> 00:22:12,665
Thank you.
428
00:22:13,232 --> 00:22:14,233
But I...
429
00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:17,570
Uh,
430
00:22:19,138 --> 00:22:21,408
quite frankly,
I don't know whether
431
00:22:22,609 --> 00:22:23,843
you'd fit in...
432
00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:25,512
[Cushion ripping]
433
00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:32,385
Panache-wise.
434
00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:36,956
[Intercom buzzing]
435
00:22:36,989 --> 00:22:38,224
Yes?
436
00:22:38,257 --> 00:22:40,660
(Marge)
Sir, one of the gonzaga
brothers has a question.
437
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:41,894
Give me a second.
438
00:22:43,396 --> 00:22:47,667
Now, I, uh, think I'd want
to get to, uh, know you both.
439
00:22:50,770 --> 00:22:54,907
So, why don't the two
of you come down
for the, uh, company weekend?
440
00:22:55,408 --> 00:22:56,709
The company weekend.
441
00:22:56,743 --> 00:22:59,311
Sir, I have been
waiting for this
for a long, long time.
442
00:23:01,313 --> 00:23:03,950
That's a place where we go,
some of US, uh, every year,
443
00:23:03,983 --> 00:23:07,119
to evaluate the, uh,
company's important
business matters
444
00:23:07,153 --> 00:23:10,490
in a relaxed environment
away from the hustle
and bustle of the office.
445
00:23:11,491 --> 00:23:13,159
Can we, uh,
bring our wives?
446
00:23:13,593 --> 00:23:16,295
Certainly.
447
00:23:16,328 --> 00:23:19,499
Well, that's what
it's all about. We're family.
448
00:23:19,532 --> 00:23:20,533
Family.
449
00:23:21,768 --> 00:23:23,335
We'll leave tonight at 8:00.
450
00:23:23,369 --> 00:23:26,272
8:00? Barely gives me
time to Polish my gloves.
451
00:23:26,305 --> 00:23:29,809
You can do that on the train.
Track 17. Union station.
452
00:23:29,842 --> 00:23:31,478
Thank you for lunch, sir.
453
00:23:36,215 --> 00:23:37,283
Janet?
454
00:23:38,651 --> 00:23:39,652
Hon?
455
00:23:43,523 --> 00:23:44,557
Honey!
456
00:23:46,058 --> 00:23:47,426
Janet, are you here?
457
00:23:48,961 --> 00:23:49,962
Jan.
458
00:24:06,913 --> 00:24:09,582
*[music playing]
459
00:24:23,395 --> 00:24:24,864
[Woman exclaiming]
460
00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:38,410
[Man exclaiming]
461
00:24:46,118 --> 00:24:48,287
[Phone ringing]
462
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,523
(Joel on answering machine)
Hi, this is Joel.
463
00:24:50,557 --> 00:24:51,991
Janet and I
are out right now,
464
00:24:52,024 --> 00:24:53,793
but if you'd like
to leave a message,
465
00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:56,328
uh, just wait for the beep.
Here it comes.
466
00:24:56,362 --> 00:24:57,564
[Answering machine beeping]
467
00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:00,867
(Janet)
I was hoping you were home.
468
00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:03,069
My office said
you'd been trying to call.
469
00:25:03,102 --> 00:25:06,906
Honey, I'm at Carlos's studio
and I'll be working
pretty late tonight.
470
00:25:06,939 --> 00:25:09,075
I hope everything went well
with your meeting.
471
00:25:09,108 --> 00:25:11,578
And, of course,
with your little lunch break.
472
00:25:11,611 --> 00:25:13,846
I can't wait to get home.
Janet, don't hang up!
473
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:15,047
I love you.
474
00:25:15,381 --> 00:25:16,583
Janet!
475
00:25:16,616 --> 00:25:17,884
[Dial tone buzzing]
476
00:25:17,917 --> 00:25:18,918
Damn it.
477
00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:22,088
Carlos. Carols.
478
00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:26,525
[Exclaiming]
479
00:25:33,766 --> 00:25:35,101
[Phone ringing]
480
00:25:35,134 --> 00:25:37,436
(Carlos)
This is Carlos.
Fuck you, man.
481
00:25:37,469 --> 00:25:38,971
[Phone beeping]
482
00:25:39,005 --> 00:25:41,641
Yeah, uh, uh, uh,
yeah, this is Joel keefer,
Janet's husband.
483
00:25:42,008 --> 00:25:43,810
Janet?
484
00:25:43,843 --> 00:25:46,212
Janet, I know you're there.
You just called me.
485
00:25:47,413 --> 00:25:49,582
Pick up, please!
486
00:25:49,616 --> 00:25:52,218
Look, it's very important
you get to union station
by 8:00...
487
00:25:52,251 --> 00:25:53,452
[Phone beeping]
488
00:25:59,626 --> 00:26:01,360
You wait here
I'll be right back.
489
00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:03,562
(Driver)
The meter's running, pal.
490
00:26:12,939 --> 00:26:14,941
(Man)
Aw, geez, interrupting
my work.
491
00:26:24,016 --> 00:26:25,117
So?
492
00:26:25,151 --> 00:26:26,418
Are--are you Carlos?
493
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,488
No. Are you?
494
00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:33,926
Uh, i'm, uh,
I'm looking for my wife.
495
00:26:34,661 --> 00:26:36,395
I'm--I'm Joel keefer.
496
00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:38,430
Hey, how'd you
get my address, man?
497
00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:40,332
Oh, you Carlos?
498
00:26:40,366 --> 00:26:41,668
No, are you?
499
00:26:43,903 --> 00:26:48,841
Uh, i'm, uh,
I'm Joel keefer.
500
00:26:48,875 --> 00:26:52,078
I'm looking for my wife.
Janet keefer.
501
00:26:54,013 --> 00:26:57,516
Hey. Nice ass, man.
502
00:27:03,389 --> 00:27:06,358
I heard you two like
to do it during
the David letterman show.
503
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:09,161
[Dog growling]
504
00:27:09,195 --> 00:27:11,530
Down, down, down, tightass!
Down, down!
505
00:27:12,732 --> 00:27:14,066
Hey, where you going?
506
00:27:15,501 --> 00:27:16,502
Is she here?
507
00:27:17,536 --> 00:27:19,138
She's in there,
but you can't go in.
508
00:27:19,171 --> 00:27:20,740
In there?
You can't go in there, man.
509
00:27:20,773 --> 00:27:22,308
It's a darkroom.
Janet? Honey?
510
00:27:22,341 --> 00:27:23,475
Don't let
any light--
511
00:27:23,509 --> 00:27:24,777
[crashing]
512
00:27:24,811 --> 00:27:27,113
[Carlos chattering]
513
00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:28,180
What are you
doing here?
514
00:27:28,214 --> 00:27:29,749
I've been trying
to find you all day.
515
00:27:29,782 --> 00:27:31,550
Don't you tell
your office where you are?
516
00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:32,651
We were
all over town.
517
00:27:32,685 --> 00:27:35,221
Here it comes.
No serious damage.
You are lucky man.
518
00:27:35,254 --> 00:27:37,724
Honey, I got some good...
Carlos, it's wonderful.
519
00:27:37,757 --> 00:27:39,959
Carlos is doing a book for US
called the face of anger.
520
00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:41,127
Ah!
His technique is
521
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:43,129
to get people angry
and photograph
their reactions.
522
00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:44,663
This is
the Russian ambassador.
523
00:27:44,697 --> 00:27:47,266
He was in town for
a public relations seminar.
524
00:27:47,299 --> 00:27:51,337
Carlos, I still don't see
how it's possible to get
a total stranger this angry.
525
00:27:51,370 --> 00:27:53,472
You gotta use psychology.
526
00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:56,075
I told him gorbachev
likes Nicaraguan pussy.
527
00:27:57,409 --> 00:27:59,611
You haven't told me
what you're doing here.
528
00:28:00,980 --> 00:28:04,483
Huh? Oh! Oh!
I got some good news.
Come here.
529
00:28:08,454 --> 00:28:12,158
I was promoted today.
I'm now officialy an analyst.
530
00:28:12,191 --> 00:28:13,893
Oh, honey.
531
00:28:14,493 --> 00:28:15,494
Oh.
532
00:28:16,863 --> 00:28:18,497
That's the job you wanted,
isn't it?
533
00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:20,733
Of course
it's the job I wanted.
534
00:28:20,767 --> 00:28:22,268
Well, good.
So that's good.
535
00:28:22,301 --> 00:28:23,569
Good? It's great.
536
00:28:23,602 --> 00:28:27,106
I-i-i-i might even get the,
uh, the stutterman portfolio.
537
00:28:27,606 --> 00:28:28,775
Oh, boy!
538
00:28:28,808 --> 00:28:30,042
And that's not all.
539
00:28:30,076 --> 00:28:33,045
We've been invited
to the company weekend
in palm Springs.
540
00:28:33,079 --> 00:28:34,580
When?
541
00:28:34,613 --> 00:28:38,117
Well, n-n-now. Actually,
I got a cab outside waiting
to take US to the station.
542
00:28:40,319 --> 00:28:42,121
That's a joke, right?
543
00:28:42,154 --> 00:28:45,825
I--i mean, you--you can't
expect me to take off
for the weekend now.
544
00:28:45,858 --> 00:28:47,827
Hey, no way, man.
We got a deadline.
545
00:28:49,395 --> 00:28:52,531
Hey, do you mind?
This is between
me and my wife.
546
00:28:54,166 --> 00:28:55,201
Do I mind?
547
00:28:55,935 --> 00:28:57,369
I know it's short notice,
548
00:28:57,403 --> 00:28:58,704
but I took care
of everything.
549
00:28:58,737 --> 00:29:00,539
I even packed you
a little suitcase.
550
00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:01,573
You what?
551
00:29:01,607 --> 00:29:03,309
Jesus, this clown's
got bowling balls.
552
00:29:03,342 --> 00:29:04,376
Hey, watch it, you.
553
00:29:04,410 --> 00:29:06,045
Keep smiling
and he won't bother you.
554
00:29:06,078 --> 00:29:07,579
Smiling?
You are so ugly, man.
555
00:29:07,613 --> 00:29:10,116
You're falling into his trap.
He'll say anything
for an angry face.
556
00:29:10,149 --> 00:29:11,417
By the way,
how's your mother?
557
00:29:11,450 --> 00:29:13,953
Don't answer.
Carlos, watch your mouth, ok?
558
00:29:13,986 --> 00:29:16,088
(Carlos)
I was only asking
about his mother.
559
00:29:16,122 --> 00:29:17,890
This trip could be
very important to me.
560
00:29:17,924 --> 00:29:20,359
There's no way
I can go, Joel.
I just have too much work.
561
00:29:20,392 --> 00:29:22,094
Do you know
how many people
at my level
562
00:29:22,128 --> 00:29:23,629
get to go
on the company weekend?
563
00:29:23,662 --> 00:29:24,730
Then go.
564
00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:26,732
I'm happy for you.
What do you need me for?
565
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:29,201
Because Mr. Roalvang
makes judgments
on appearances.
566
00:29:29,235 --> 00:29:31,403
What am I going to tell him
when you're not there?
567
00:29:31,437 --> 00:29:33,039
I am not an ornament, Joel.
568
00:29:33,072 --> 00:29:35,007
If you need an ornament,
take a Teddy bear.
569
00:29:35,041 --> 00:29:37,276
Take raisa-fucking-gorbachev,
man.
570
00:29:37,309 --> 00:29:39,278
[Camera clicking]
571
00:29:40,379 --> 00:29:42,148
Carlos, that's enough!
572
00:29:42,181 --> 00:29:43,715
We're not out
on the street now.
573
00:29:43,749 --> 00:29:44,951
This is my husband!
574
00:29:46,853 --> 00:29:48,888
Never mind, Carlos.
He's a workaholic.
575
00:29:48,921 --> 00:29:51,257
This is your career?
This is what you do
on the street?
576
00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:53,559
You walk around with
some slimeball photographer
577
00:29:53,592 --> 00:29:55,361
and insult strangers
in the name of art?
578
00:29:55,394 --> 00:29:56,528
Now who's being insulting?
579
00:29:56,562 --> 00:29:58,464
How'd you like me
to barge into your office
580
00:29:58,497 --> 00:30:01,600
and call your colleagues
slimeballs?
Colleague? A slimeball?
581
00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:04,871
Hey, wait a minute, man.
I could take that
as an insult.
582
00:30:04,904 --> 00:30:05,972
You're my editor.
583
00:30:06,005 --> 00:30:09,008
Are you going to
let this pendejo
defame me, man?
584
00:30:10,176 --> 00:30:11,978
He's not a slimeball.
585
00:30:12,011 --> 00:30:13,445
He's an artist.
586
00:30:13,479 --> 00:30:14,813
A great artist.
587
00:30:14,847 --> 00:30:16,916
Look, if we could just
talk alone for a second
588
00:30:16,949 --> 00:30:18,550
away from your,
uh, colleague.
589
00:30:18,584 --> 00:30:20,652
Oh, no, man, it's cool.
You can talk in front of me.
590
00:30:20,686 --> 00:30:23,455
Your old lady and me,
we tell each other
everything.
591
00:30:23,489 --> 00:30:25,191
In your dreams, Carlos.
592
00:30:25,224 --> 00:30:28,094
Oh, yeah? Don't I know
what you think
of your publisher?
593
00:30:28,127 --> 00:30:29,161
No.
594
00:30:29,195 --> 00:30:30,829
And why you
can't have no baby?
595
00:30:30,863 --> 00:30:31,898
You're a pig, Carlos.
596
00:30:31,931 --> 00:30:33,599
[Camera clicking]
Yeah? And what else?
597
00:30:33,632 --> 00:30:35,968
Tell my husband you're lying
through your slimeball teeth!
598
00:30:36,002 --> 00:30:38,070
Oh, that's right, man,
I forgot. I'm lying.
599
00:30:38,104 --> 00:30:39,505
Oh, you look beautiful.
600
00:30:39,538 --> 00:30:41,307
Lick--lick your lips. Mmm.
601
00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:43,642
Yeah, baby.
Don't your lips look nice?
602
00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:46,312
Hey, careful, man.
It's a nikon.
603
00:30:46,345 --> 00:30:49,115
No! Oh, shit, man.
604
00:30:49,148 --> 00:30:51,050
(Janet)
Now it's a nikon
with yogurt on it.
605
00:30:51,083 --> 00:30:52,751
[Speaking Spanish]
606
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:56,655
Honey, that was great.
That was great.
607
00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:58,324
You really showed him.
608
00:30:59,458 --> 00:31:01,560
Hey, it's getting late.
We better get going.
609
00:31:01,593 --> 00:31:02,828
Where?
610
00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:05,064
We're taking the train.
The train leaves in an hour.
611
00:31:05,097 --> 00:31:06,765
I still have work to do.
612
00:31:09,435 --> 00:31:10,802
Then do it.
613
00:31:12,604 --> 00:31:13,705
I will.
614
00:31:15,074 --> 00:31:17,476
Yeah, and good luck
with your career.
615
00:31:21,948 --> 00:31:24,216
[Woman chattering
on P.A. system]
616
00:31:26,252 --> 00:31:28,054
[People chattering]
617
00:31:33,993 --> 00:31:35,527
[Man whistling]
618
00:32:40,892 --> 00:32:44,096
(Announcer on P.A. system)
The northwest flier,
train number 14,
619
00:32:44,130 --> 00:32:46,665
service from Minneapolis
to des moines,
620
00:32:46,698 --> 00:32:49,335
Cheyenne, and salt lake city
621
00:32:49,368 --> 00:32:51,903
now arriving at track 7.
622
00:33:02,514 --> 00:33:05,017
(Carlos on answering machine)
This is Carlos.
Fuck you, man.
623
00:33:05,051 --> 00:33:06,185
[Answering machine beeping]
624
00:33:06,218 --> 00:33:08,120
Charming, Carlos.
Charming.
625
00:33:08,154 --> 00:33:10,256
Janet, are you there?
626
00:33:10,289 --> 00:33:13,125
Are you in the darkroom
there with your,
uh, your colleague?
627
00:33:13,159 --> 00:33:15,827
Look, please pick up.
628
00:33:15,861 --> 00:33:18,630
Honey, look,
I'm really sorry about before.
629
00:33:18,664 --> 00:33:21,767
I mean it.
I am really sorry,
630
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:25,537
but we can't lose sight
of--of--of why we're going
through all this.
631
00:33:25,571 --> 00:33:26,938
The baby.
632
00:33:26,972 --> 00:33:28,040
Janet, please.
633
00:33:28,074 --> 00:33:31,343
Look, we're together
for some pretty basic reasons.
634
00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:32,911
Uh...
635
00:33:36,815 --> 00:33:40,486
Uh, hello?
J-J-Janet? Joel keefer.
636
00:33:44,956 --> 00:33:46,992
Look, I'll be getting off
in a minute.
637
00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:49,461
I mean, off the,
uh, the phone.
638
00:33:51,397 --> 00:33:53,532
I'm not waiting
for the phone.
639
00:34:03,675 --> 00:34:06,112
Yeah, uh--uh... I'm sorry.
Honey, what were you sayin'?
640
00:34:06,145 --> 00:34:07,513
[Answering machine beeping]
641
00:34:07,546 --> 00:34:08,847
[Dial tone buzzing]
642
00:34:27,999 --> 00:34:30,869
(Janet)
Yeah, but there are 2 trains
to palm Springs.
643
00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:33,339
There's the information booth.
Why don't you ask?
644
00:34:33,372 --> 00:34:34,440
I'll be right back.
645
00:34:34,473 --> 00:34:35,841
I'll meet you here.
Don't move.
646
00:34:35,874 --> 00:34:38,344
Excuse me, sir.
You're gonna have
to get that dog outta here.
647
00:34:38,377 --> 00:34:40,246
I'm gonna have to
get this dog outta here?
648
00:34:40,279 --> 00:34:42,581
Yeah.
Who do you think
you are? A cop, huh?
649
00:34:42,614 --> 00:34:44,015
It's a misdemeanor.
650
00:34:44,049 --> 00:34:47,186
Goes with a fine
and maybe a couple of days
in jail.
651
00:34:47,219 --> 00:34:48,787
A mister who?
652
00:34:48,820 --> 00:34:50,256
Hey, is that badge
real, man?
653
00:34:50,289 --> 00:34:51,523
Where did you get
that badge?
654
00:34:51,557 --> 00:34:53,592
It's real, buddy.
Maybe your mother
gave it to you
655
00:34:53,625 --> 00:34:54,660
for cleaning your plate.
656
00:34:54,693 --> 00:34:55,894
I'd like to meet
your mother.
657
00:34:55,927 --> 00:34:57,363
What did you say
about my mother?
658
00:34:57,396 --> 00:34:58,964
(Carlos)
Hey, tightass,
ven aqui.
659
00:34:58,997 --> 00:35:00,899
[Bell ringing]
660
00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:02,901
Uh, wrong car, my man.
661
00:35:02,934 --> 00:35:05,571
We are in the private cars.
662
00:35:05,604 --> 00:35:07,773
Darling, I'm sorry.
This is, um,
663
00:35:07,806 --> 00:35:08,874
this is the, uh...
664
00:35:08,907 --> 00:35:10,909
Oh, Tony's told me
so much about you.
665
00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:11,910
Right.
666
00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:12,878
Joel keefer.
667
00:35:12,911 --> 00:35:14,280
Right, Joel keefer.
668
00:35:14,313 --> 00:35:15,947
So, Joel,
where are your clubs?
669
00:35:15,981 --> 00:35:17,616
Uh, i--i don't play.
670
00:35:18,784 --> 00:35:20,452
[Both laughing]
671
00:35:28,627 --> 00:35:30,562
Hey, put away
that nightstick.
672
00:35:30,596 --> 00:35:32,130
That is your nightstick,
isn't it?
673
00:35:32,164 --> 00:35:33,432
Stop that man.
Stop that man!
674
00:35:33,465 --> 00:35:35,734
Hurry up, tightass.
If he catches you
he's going to...
675
00:35:41,473 --> 00:35:42,708
[Chattering]
676
00:36:01,927 --> 00:36:04,330
(Policeman)
Come back here! Hey!
677
00:36:04,363 --> 00:36:05,564
What's going on?
678
00:36:05,597 --> 00:36:07,699
(Carlos)
Tightass, go on the train.
I'll meet you later.
679
00:36:07,733 --> 00:36:08,934
(Policeman)
Halt! Halt!
680
00:36:08,967 --> 00:36:11,102
Come back here!
681
00:36:11,136 --> 00:36:14,606
Hey, copper,
haven't you ever heard
of the fit for life diet?
682
00:36:19,678 --> 00:36:21,313
[People clapping]
683
00:36:22,414 --> 00:36:24,015
[People chattering]
684
00:36:31,257 --> 00:36:32,658
[Both chuckling]
685
00:36:36,328 --> 00:36:37,863
Whoa. Whoa.
686
00:36:38,430 --> 00:36:39,898
[Piano key twanging]
687
00:36:41,467 --> 00:36:42,868
Oh, my god.
688
00:36:43,969 --> 00:36:45,271
[Tittering]
689
00:36:45,971 --> 00:36:48,039
Oh, this is...
690
00:36:48,073 --> 00:36:49,741
I'll--I'll fix that later.
691
00:36:52,143 --> 00:36:54,680
Mr. Keefer?
This way, please.
692
00:36:59,251 --> 00:37:01,119
But did we buy or sell?
693
00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:03,989
Is that good? Good.
694
00:37:04,323 --> 00:37:05,391
Ah.
695
00:37:10,195 --> 00:37:12,598
(Joel)
Nobody told me
this was black tie.
696
00:37:17,002 --> 00:37:18,904
You'll pardon my saying, sir.
697
00:37:18,937 --> 00:37:21,340
There's still a half hour
before dinner.
698
00:37:22,007 --> 00:37:23,409
Can't wait.
699
00:37:36,655 --> 00:37:38,790
Could I have a soda,
please?
700
00:37:42,193 --> 00:37:44,029
[Clattering]
701
00:37:44,062 --> 00:37:45,464
[String twanging]
702
00:37:51,670 --> 00:37:53,339
I see a few new faces.
703
00:37:53,372 --> 00:37:54,873
[Roalvang chuckling]
704
00:37:57,576 --> 00:38:01,246
(Roalvang)
Uh, Louise and I, uh,
just wanted to welcome you.
705
00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:04,115
(Carlos)
Out of the way, man.
Out of the way!
706
00:38:04,149 --> 00:38:05,951
[Policeman shouting]
707
00:38:08,654 --> 00:38:11,957
Holy maricone!
708
00:38:11,990 --> 00:38:15,093
We find
that doing business
709
00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:18,364
in a casual
and relaxed environment
710
00:38:18,397 --> 00:38:23,068
surrounded by our colleagues
as well as our loved ones
711
00:38:23,101 --> 00:38:25,471
gives US a perspective
that is just, uh,
712
00:38:25,504 --> 00:38:28,073
absolutely invaluable.
Keefer!
713
00:38:28,106 --> 00:38:29,775
Keefer!
714
00:38:29,808 --> 00:38:32,578
Hey, hey, shh.
I know you'll find it
both productive and enjoyable.
715
00:38:32,611 --> 00:38:34,145
[Yelling]
716
00:38:34,179 --> 00:38:35,814
(Joel)
Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
717
00:38:36,415 --> 00:38:38,083
[People chattering]
718
00:38:46,858 --> 00:38:48,760
Uh, yes, enjoyable.
719
00:38:48,794 --> 00:38:50,362
Louise and I...
720
00:38:50,396 --> 00:38:51,397
Huh?
721
00:38:51,430 --> 00:38:53,499
...certainly do.
722
00:38:53,532 --> 00:38:57,369
And, uh, we'll be planning
to spend some time
723
00:38:57,403 --> 00:39:00,271
with each and every one of you
personally and individually.
724
00:39:02,240 --> 00:39:03,742
Thank you, sir.
725
00:39:05,444 --> 00:39:06,478
Now, ahem,
726
00:39:06,512 --> 00:39:10,382
if I may be so bold. Suzy.
727
00:39:10,416 --> 00:39:14,119
My wife Suzy and I
are two of the new faces
728
00:39:14,152 --> 00:39:16,955
that you so eloquently
described a moment ago.
729
00:39:16,988 --> 00:39:20,792
And I think
we would be very remiss
in our duties
730
00:39:20,826 --> 00:39:23,762
if we didn't raise
the first glass of bubbly,
731
00:39:23,795 --> 00:39:26,698
which I believe is a '60? '61?
732
00:39:26,732 --> 00:39:27,833
Am I right?
733
00:39:27,866 --> 00:39:30,035
We could talk about that,
couldn't we?
734
00:39:30,068 --> 00:39:32,871
I think we should raise it
to the roalvangs, our hosts.
735
00:39:32,904 --> 00:39:33,939
Don't you agree?
736
00:39:33,972 --> 00:39:35,306
Tightass?
737
00:39:35,340 --> 00:39:36,642
[People exclaiming]
738
00:39:36,675 --> 00:39:39,044
Did you see a dog
running around
with a red bandana?
739
00:39:39,077 --> 00:39:41,246
Who are you? Don't you know
these are private cars?
740
00:39:41,279 --> 00:39:42,748
Put your skirt down.
741
00:39:42,781 --> 00:39:44,550
Keep your shorts on,
professor.
742
00:39:44,583 --> 00:39:47,819
I'm just looking for my...
Oh, keefer. My god!
743
00:39:50,556 --> 00:39:52,691
Oh, thank god I am alive.
744
00:39:52,724 --> 00:39:54,159
I was just
with your old lady.
745
00:39:54,192 --> 00:39:56,161
And there were two trains
to palm Springs.
746
00:39:56,194 --> 00:39:58,163
And she got on
the other one, man.
747
00:39:58,196 --> 00:39:59,598
Hey, nice do.
748
00:39:59,631 --> 00:40:01,099
What are you doing here?
749
00:40:01,132 --> 00:40:02,167
I don't want you here.
750
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:03,469
Is that gratitude, man?
751
00:40:03,502 --> 00:40:04,936
I risk my life
for you, man.
752
00:40:04,970 --> 00:40:06,972
I am the one
who told your wife
to come here.
753
00:40:07,005 --> 00:40:09,508
Without me
you would be up shit's creek.
754
00:40:09,541 --> 00:40:10,909
[Whispering]
As opposed to here.
755
00:40:10,942 --> 00:40:13,779
Smokey, do you know
this fellow?
756
00:40:13,812 --> 00:40:15,714
Oh, not intimately, no.
757
00:40:15,747 --> 00:40:17,583
Oh, bullshit,
on date nut bread, man.
758
00:40:17,616 --> 00:40:19,951
I bent over backwards
for you, man.
759
00:40:20,586 --> 00:40:21,720
Oh, Jesus.
760
00:40:21,753 --> 00:40:24,823
Listen, I am sorry
about what happened
before, ok?
761
00:40:24,856 --> 00:40:27,993
There was a lot
of hositility between US,
which I promoted.
762
00:40:28,026 --> 00:40:29,495
I admit it.
763
00:40:29,528 --> 00:40:32,664
But that was only because
I was taking those
photographs.
764
00:40:32,698 --> 00:40:33,999
Photographs.
765
00:40:34,032 --> 00:40:35,834
Oh, and by the way,
Holmes,
766
00:40:35,867 --> 00:40:38,269
they are developed
and they are gangbusters.
767
00:40:38,303 --> 00:40:41,172
Man, they are brilliant.
Worth millions.
768
00:40:41,206 --> 00:40:43,775
Get me security.
I want this creature
out of here this instant.
769
00:40:43,809 --> 00:40:45,343
Yes, sir.
I wouldn't touch it, sir.
770
00:40:45,376 --> 00:40:46,444
Do you think I would?
771
00:40:46,478 --> 00:40:47,713
Uh, I mean
as a legal matter.
772
00:40:47,746 --> 00:40:49,114
A legal matter?
773
00:40:49,147 --> 00:40:51,182
2 years ago,
a middle-level executive
at metropolitan
774
00:40:51,216 --> 00:40:54,586
was awarded 6 figures in
a sexual discrimination suit.
775
00:40:54,620 --> 00:40:55,754
6 figures?
776
00:40:55,787 --> 00:40:58,657
But they're taking pictures,
for Christ sake! Goodness.
777
00:40:58,690 --> 00:41:00,191
Well, as counsel
for the company,
778
00:41:00,225 --> 00:41:02,227
I advise you not to treat him
any differently
779
00:41:02,260 --> 00:41:03,461
than any other employee.
780
00:41:03,495 --> 00:41:05,030
If anything,
I'd be a little nicer,
781
00:41:05,063 --> 00:41:06,364
just to play it safe.
782
00:41:06,397 --> 00:41:08,700
(Roalvang)
How about if I asked him
to dance? Would that help?
783
00:41:08,734 --> 00:41:10,569
(Barney)
I'm sorry, sir.
I don't know.
784
00:41:10,602 --> 00:41:12,070
Oh.
785
00:41:12,103 --> 00:41:14,272
I never would
have believed it.
786
00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:15,607
Flamers.
787
00:41:15,641 --> 00:41:18,710
(Joel)
How can you cut your hair now?
This is a business trip.
788
00:41:18,744 --> 00:41:21,713
[People murmuring]
789
00:41:21,747 --> 00:41:24,482
Um, um, um, look--
look--look here, uh,
790
00:41:25,784 --> 00:41:29,120
uh, there's still time
to freshen up.
791
00:41:29,154 --> 00:41:32,624
Why don't you
ask your, uh, friend
792
00:41:36,027 --> 00:41:37,195
to, uh, join US
for dinner?
793
00:41:37,228 --> 00:41:38,396
Oh, I don't think so.
794
00:41:38,429 --> 00:41:40,599
Hey, great, man.
I could eat a fucking moose.
795
00:41:40,632 --> 00:41:42,601
We'll be back in a minute.
796
00:41:42,634 --> 00:41:44,502
Yeah, we'll be right back
for dinner.
797
00:41:44,536 --> 00:41:46,304
[Train horn blowing]
798
00:41:47,472 --> 00:41:49,575
(Conductor)
Why didn't you board
the private cars
799
00:41:49,608 --> 00:41:51,242
before we left?
800
00:41:51,276 --> 00:41:53,244
Look, I'm just trying
to find my husband.
801
00:41:53,278 --> 00:41:55,213
I'm sure you could
let me through.
802
00:41:55,246 --> 00:41:56,982
No. Not without a ticket,
I can't.
803
00:41:57,015 --> 00:41:59,350
These are private cars.
804
00:41:59,384 --> 00:42:01,587
Uh, I have a ticket
here somewhere.
805
00:42:06,424 --> 00:42:07,525
Here it is.
806
00:42:07,559 --> 00:42:08,760
[Chuckles]
807
00:42:08,794 --> 00:42:10,395
I didn't think you had it.
808
00:42:10,428 --> 00:42:12,664
I don't usually do this.
809
00:42:12,698 --> 00:42:14,065
Yeah. Me, either.
810
00:42:17,102 --> 00:42:18,937
Where do you get
these clothes, man?
811
00:42:18,970 --> 00:42:20,405
They're so boring.
812
00:42:20,438 --> 00:42:22,207
I gotta take you
to downtown L.A.
813
00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:23,374
And teach you
how to shop.
814
00:42:23,408 --> 00:42:26,111
Oh, good, Carlos,
give me some dress tips.
815
00:42:27,012 --> 00:42:30,281
Hey. I don't
have to be here, man.
816
00:42:30,315 --> 00:42:32,117
I'm only doing this
to try and help you.
817
00:42:32,150 --> 00:42:33,719
You want to help? Die.
818
00:42:33,752 --> 00:42:35,053
Ow!
819
00:42:35,086 --> 00:42:36,554
[Dog barking]
820
00:42:36,888 --> 00:42:37,889
Honey! Oh.
821
00:42:41,660 --> 00:42:42,994
Joel.
822
00:42:43,028 --> 00:42:45,731
(Carlos)
Hey, baby.
Carlos.
823
00:42:45,764 --> 00:42:48,133
How are you?
I thought you were
on the other train.
824
00:42:48,166 --> 00:42:49,200
No.
825
00:42:50,669 --> 00:42:51,737
I'm sorry.
826
00:42:51,770 --> 00:42:53,271
I'm sorry, too.
827
00:42:53,304 --> 00:42:54,372
I really am.
828
00:42:55,607 --> 00:42:58,209
Aw, that's nice.
829
00:42:58,243 --> 00:43:00,979
Hey, tightass.
We'll be just in time.
830
00:43:01,012 --> 00:43:03,114
They're gonna serve dinner
in about 5 minutes.
831
00:43:03,148 --> 00:43:04,349
5 minutes?
832
00:43:04,382 --> 00:43:06,551
Oh, Joel,
i, uh, forget it.
833
00:43:06,584 --> 00:43:07,953
I can't put...
834
00:43:09,254 --> 00:43:10,856
All taken care of.
835
00:43:12,357 --> 00:43:13,692
[Exclaims]
836
00:43:13,725 --> 00:43:14,660
Do you mind?
837
00:43:14,693 --> 00:43:15,727
[Speaking Spanish]
838
00:43:15,761 --> 00:43:17,729
This is such a good sign
that you're here.
839
00:43:17,763 --> 00:43:19,731
This is going to send me
right over the top.
840
00:43:19,765 --> 00:43:22,000
Oh, good.
I can't lose
with you here.
841
00:43:25,070 --> 00:43:27,205
(Carlos)
Come on, man.
Chow is on.
842
00:43:27,238 --> 00:43:29,808
Look, we'll meet you
in the dining car presently.
843
00:43:29,841 --> 00:43:31,176
It's up the other way, ok?
844
00:43:31,209 --> 00:43:33,411
Oh, great,
I'll wear a baseball mitt.
845
00:43:35,380 --> 00:43:37,816
You put a lot of thought
into this, huh?
846
00:43:40,318 --> 00:43:41,720
It was dark.
847
00:43:44,656 --> 00:43:46,958
Hey, look, I'll tell you what.
I'll tell you what.
848
00:43:46,992 --> 00:43:49,427
We skip dinner and, uh,
849
00:43:49,460 --> 00:43:51,129
I'll buy you
a whole new set of clothes
850
00:43:51,162 --> 00:43:52,530
when we get
to the resort, huh?
851
00:43:52,563 --> 00:43:54,399
How's that sound?
852
00:43:54,432 --> 00:43:57,002
What were you thinking of?
853
00:43:57,869 --> 00:43:59,270
[Stuttering]
854
00:44:00,605 --> 00:44:01,807
Dinner.
855
00:44:07,278 --> 00:44:09,781
(Tony)
Good evening, garcon.
Good evening.
856
00:44:09,815 --> 00:44:11,850
Andrew Jackson suggested
that we could sit
857
00:44:11,883 --> 00:44:13,719
as close as possible
to the roalvangs.
858
00:44:13,752 --> 00:44:14,786
I'm terribly sorry.
859
00:44:14,820 --> 00:44:16,855
The seating has
been pre-arranged.
860
00:44:16,888 --> 00:44:18,690
Yes, I understand.
But you see, uh,
861
00:44:18,724 --> 00:44:21,026
that's all the cash
I brought with me.
862
00:44:21,059 --> 00:44:22,627
You do take plastic,
don't you?
863
00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:23,929
Plastic?
Yeah.
864
00:44:24,763 --> 00:44:26,631
I'm sorry.
This is your table.
865
00:44:28,666 --> 00:44:31,669
Yeah, but the roalvang's table
is way the hell
down there in duckbert.
866
00:44:31,703 --> 00:44:32,804
(Woman)
Be seated, please.
867
00:44:32,838 --> 00:44:34,873
(Tony)
I'd have to charter a flight
to get there.
868
00:44:34,906 --> 00:44:37,943
(Garcon)
Yes, as always.
Uh, this is your table.
869
00:44:40,011 --> 00:44:41,512
This way, please.
870
00:44:44,115 --> 00:44:45,683
Look, why don't you
wait with Janet.
871
00:44:45,717 --> 00:44:47,786
I'll bring you both back
some dinner if I can.
872
00:44:47,819 --> 00:44:50,388
Excuse me, but your boss,
he invited both of US
to dinner, man.
873
00:44:50,421 --> 00:44:51,489
Not just you.
874
00:44:51,522 --> 00:44:53,324
That's 'cause he thought
we were friends.
875
00:44:53,358 --> 00:44:55,460
We are friends.
We're not!
876
00:44:55,493 --> 00:44:59,597
You know,
you can kiss my Johnson, man.
877
00:44:59,630 --> 00:45:01,399
You'd probably like that,
wouldn't you?
878
00:45:01,432 --> 00:45:03,268
(Joel)
Ok, look. You want
to be friends?
879
00:45:03,301 --> 00:45:04,569
Just don't embarrass me, ok?
880
00:45:04,602 --> 00:45:08,039
Ah, monsieur keefer
and your special friend.
881
00:45:08,807 --> 00:45:10,708
He can kiss my Johnson.
882
00:45:12,177 --> 00:45:13,711
This way, please.
883
00:45:16,314 --> 00:45:18,049
[People chattering]
884
00:45:23,454 --> 00:45:24,823
(Joel)
Ah, well.
885
00:45:24,856 --> 00:45:25,891
Well.
886
00:45:25,924 --> 00:45:26,992
Well.
887
00:45:27,025 --> 00:45:28,026
Well.
888
00:45:28,493 --> 00:45:29,494
Well.
889
00:45:30,195 --> 00:45:31,997
Well, smokey.
890
00:45:32,030 --> 00:45:33,932
Uh, have you met my wife?
891
00:45:35,466 --> 00:45:36,802
Hello. Hi.
892
00:45:38,403 --> 00:45:40,705
Ah. Smokey, huh?
893
00:45:41,306 --> 00:45:43,041
Ah, no. Not really.
894
00:45:45,176 --> 00:45:48,579
And this is
his special friend, uh...
895
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:50,415
Holy mother.
896
00:45:50,448 --> 00:45:51,649
Carlos.
897
00:45:53,118 --> 00:45:54,485
[Carlos kissing]
898
00:45:54,519 --> 00:45:56,087
Carlos?
899
00:45:56,121 --> 00:45:58,356
(Joel)
That's right.
Yeah. Uh, Carlos.
900
00:46:00,025 --> 00:46:01,592
Carlos.
Sit.
901
00:46:04,162 --> 00:46:05,663
It's not right, Suzy.
902
00:46:05,696 --> 00:46:06,764
[Sighs]
903
00:46:06,798 --> 00:46:09,034
It's not what god wants.
904
00:46:10,068 --> 00:46:11,636
*[music playing]
905
00:46:14,139 --> 00:46:17,008
(Roalvang)
Well, isn't this,
uh, enjoyable?
906
00:46:19,911 --> 00:46:21,913
[Carlos mumbling in Spanish]
907
00:46:23,581 --> 00:46:26,151
Did you find your doggie?
908
00:46:26,184 --> 00:46:27,685
[Continues mumbling]
909
00:46:34,325 --> 00:46:35,793
Oh, the do-- the dog, yeah.
910
00:46:35,827 --> 00:46:38,329
The dog is, uh,
in the compartment.
911
00:46:38,363 --> 00:46:40,565
Oh, yeah.
He's in the compartment.
Yeah.
912
00:46:43,201 --> 00:46:45,203
I bet it's a nice doggie.
913
00:46:46,371 --> 00:46:47,705
What's her name?
914
00:46:47,738 --> 00:46:49,507
His name. Tightass.
915
00:46:49,540 --> 00:46:52,277
Well, how the hell
was I supposed to know?
916
00:46:54,179 --> 00:46:56,147
Can I bring you
anything to start?
917
00:46:56,181 --> 00:46:58,716
(Carlos)
Oh, yeah,
as a matter of fact,
918
00:46:58,749 --> 00:47:02,420
my, uh, my buddy here
he would like
a blow-me sandwich.
919
00:47:02,453 --> 00:47:03,588
I beg your pardon?
920
00:47:03,621 --> 00:47:06,791
Blow-me. Open-face.
921
00:47:06,824 --> 00:47:08,293
Hold my salami.
922
00:47:09,627 --> 00:47:10,896
[Laughing]
923
00:47:14,465 --> 00:47:16,001
[Horn blowing]
924
00:47:18,870 --> 00:47:20,538
(Roalvang)
No, no, no.
925
00:47:20,571 --> 00:47:24,409
None of your post-Pullman
sleeper business.
926
00:47:24,442 --> 00:47:28,546
I'm--I'm talking about
when sleepers were sleepers.
927
00:47:31,883 --> 00:47:34,619
And it was--
it was then that...
928
00:47:35,186 --> 00:47:36,554
[Laughing forcedly]
929
00:47:37,488 --> 00:47:39,690
(Roalvang)
...That I realized
930
00:47:39,724 --> 00:47:41,960
the only deep sleep
I ever got
931
00:47:43,128 --> 00:47:45,296
was after
a long train ride.
932
00:47:46,898 --> 00:47:48,633
And from then on,
933
00:47:51,869 --> 00:47:54,839
I never could get trains
out of my system.
934
00:47:54,872 --> 00:47:58,609
That is fascinating, sir.
935
00:47:58,643 --> 00:48:00,511
It really is.
936
00:48:00,545 --> 00:48:03,514
(Roalvang)
But my hand-crafted models
are the most fascinating.
937
00:48:03,548 --> 00:48:04,950
Fascinating.
938
00:48:06,251 --> 00:48:08,086
You should see the pair
I've got at home.
939
00:48:08,119 --> 00:48:09,654
I'll bet.
940
00:48:09,687 --> 00:48:10,755
(Roalvang)
Mint condition.
941
00:48:10,788 --> 00:48:11,756
Hmm.
942
00:48:11,789 --> 00:48:14,592
Never been touched. Yeah.
943
00:48:14,625 --> 00:48:16,995
Now don't you
get me wrong.
944
00:48:17,028 --> 00:48:19,330
They're not just
lionels, either.
945
00:48:20,365 --> 00:48:23,268
I mean, my other models,
some are from, uh,
946
00:48:23,301 --> 00:48:26,137
Turkey, and, uh,
and the-- and the orient.
947
00:48:27,338 --> 00:48:30,341
Oh, yeah,
they're my pride and joy--
pride and joy.
948
00:48:32,377 --> 00:48:37,015
Oh, I've got everything
from the Baltimore badger
949
00:48:37,048 --> 00:48:41,786
to the Casablanca
belle istanbullet.
950
00:48:41,819 --> 00:48:44,489
Won first prize at munchen
for those things.
951
00:48:44,522 --> 00:48:47,258
Or as, uh, some Americans
say, Munich.
952
00:48:48,359 --> 00:48:49,494
That's in Germany.
953
00:48:49,527 --> 00:48:52,330
I almost forgot dugdale's
the linguist, isn't he?
954
00:48:52,363 --> 00:48:55,133
Anyhow we made
quite an impression.
955
00:48:55,700 --> 00:48:57,135
Beauties.
956
00:48:57,168 --> 00:48:59,604
Unbelievable.
957
00:49:01,039 --> 00:49:02,540
[Chuckling]
958
00:49:03,774 --> 00:49:05,410
(Roalvang)
Jimminey.
959
00:49:06,644 --> 00:49:08,879
I wouldn't know
what they'd fetch today.
960
00:49:08,913 --> 00:49:10,415
In today's market.
961
00:49:10,448 --> 00:49:14,652
...of all the tea in China.
Absolutely priceless.
962
00:49:16,087 --> 00:49:18,756
But you're not going
to get me to sell 'em.
963
00:49:18,789 --> 00:49:21,292
No.
No, siree, Bob.
964
00:49:21,892 --> 00:49:22,960
No.
965
00:49:22,994 --> 00:49:24,495
I mean, would it be worth it?
966
00:49:24,529 --> 00:49:26,631
What would be the point? Huh?
967
00:49:26,664 --> 00:49:28,766
Huh? Huh? Huh?
968
00:49:29,467 --> 00:49:31,302
Ah, amazing!
969
00:49:31,336 --> 00:49:32,770
[Louise chuckling]
970
00:49:33,138 --> 00:49:34,572
What is?
971
00:49:34,605 --> 00:49:37,375
Trains. Trains. Oh, I...
972
00:49:37,842 --> 00:49:38,843
They...
973
00:49:39,844 --> 00:49:44,949
They go and they stop
and, uh,
974
00:49:44,982 --> 00:49:47,618
the process just seems
to repeat itself.
975
00:49:47,652 --> 00:49:51,322
Over and over.
It is just amazing.
976
00:49:51,356 --> 00:49:52,390
[Tittering]
977
00:49:52,423 --> 00:49:55,193
(Roalvang)
Yes, that's, uh,
putting it mildly.
978
00:49:55,226 --> 00:49:58,696
Darling, I'm getting wet.
979
00:50:03,534 --> 00:50:05,870
Why on earth
are you getting wet?
980
00:50:06,937 --> 00:50:09,340
Did I say wet?
Oh, I'm sorry.
981
00:50:09,974 --> 00:50:11,642
Uh, I meant tired.
982
00:50:12,877 --> 00:50:16,081
Tired is a far cry
from wet.
983
00:50:16,114 --> 00:50:18,116
(Roalvang)
I mean,
there's--there's wet
984
00:50:18,149 --> 00:50:19,950
and--and--and
there's tired.
985
00:50:21,452 --> 00:50:22,653
Lovely seeing you.
986
00:50:22,687 --> 00:50:24,155
Oh, my pleasure.
Hey, no bullshit.
987
00:50:24,189 --> 00:50:25,656
I am a photographer
and i--
988
00:50:25,690 --> 00:50:26,724
thank you so much.
989
00:50:26,757 --> 00:50:28,959
No, no, it's--it's been
very, very pleasant,
990
00:50:28,993 --> 00:50:30,661
uh, very pleasant.
991
00:50:30,695 --> 00:50:34,565
And, uh, nothing different
than I do
992
00:50:34,599 --> 00:50:36,401
for any of my people,
993
00:50:37,302 --> 00:50:39,504
I assure you.
Thank you.
994
00:50:39,537 --> 00:50:41,439
Thanks for dinner, pop.
995
00:50:43,308 --> 00:50:45,176
[Cheeping]
996
00:50:45,210 --> 00:50:48,679
(Carlos)
One thing I gotta say about
your boss' old lady.
997
00:50:48,713 --> 00:50:52,016
She sure wakes up the beast
in my trousers.
998
00:50:52,049 --> 00:50:54,152
I don't want
you anywhere near her.
Do you understand?
999
00:50:54,185 --> 00:50:56,387
She takes chances.
I like that.
1000
00:50:56,421 --> 00:50:58,289
Risk is what turns her on.
1001
00:50:58,323 --> 00:51:00,358
I don't know
what you're talkin' about.
1002
00:51:00,391 --> 00:51:02,293
Oh, yeah?
And what is that?
1003
00:51:02,327 --> 00:51:03,961
Grauman's Chinese tit?
1004
00:51:05,296 --> 00:51:08,366
And I suppose
that wasn't her leg
between your legs?
1005
00:51:08,399 --> 00:51:10,468
You're seeing things.
Look, just leave me alone.
1006
00:51:10,501 --> 00:51:11,569
Oh, yeah, you're right.
1007
00:51:11,602 --> 00:51:13,204
It wasn't her leg
between your legs.
1008
00:51:13,238 --> 00:51:14,572
Do you know
what it was?
1009
00:51:14,605 --> 00:51:17,175
Your dong wears
an ankle bracelet!
1010
00:51:17,208 --> 00:51:19,043
[All gasping]
1011
00:51:19,076 --> 00:51:20,811
[Carlos speaking Spanish]
1012
00:51:20,845 --> 00:51:22,647
Hey, man,
don't turn sensitive on me.
1013
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:24,949
I'm just trying
to make a point, man.
Wait up, huh?
1014
00:51:24,982 --> 00:51:25,983
[All chattering]
1015
00:51:28,619 --> 00:51:30,388
Keefer. Keefer, man.
1016
00:51:30,421 --> 00:51:32,157
No need
to deny it, Holmes.
1017
00:51:32,190 --> 00:51:34,259
I saw it
with my own eyes.
1018
00:51:34,292 --> 00:51:36,594
That bitch was coming
onto US, man.
1019
00:51:36,627 --> 00:51:38,062
[Horn blowing]
1020
00:51:57,515 --> 00:51:58,616
Hi.
1021
00:51:58,649 --> 00:51:59,650
Hi.
1022
00:52:03,721 --> 00:52:05,623
I hate it
when we fight.
1023
00:52:05,656 --> 00:52:06,891
Me, too.
1024
00:52:08,726 --> 00:52:11,028
Those were the longest
3 weeks of my life.
1025
00:52:11,061 --> 00:52:12,863
Oh, you're
telling me.
1026
00:52:14,465 --> 00:52:16,201
I should have
been there with you today
1027
00:52:16,234 --> 00:52:17,368
for your
little lunch date.
1028
00:52:17,402 --> 00:52:18,369
Why?
1029
00:52:18,403 --> 00:52:19,870
To inspire you.
1030
00:52:19,904 --> 00:52:21,038
No need.
1031
00:52:21,071 --> 00:52:23,574
The charts and graphs
did the trick.
1032
00:52:27,545 --> 00:52:29,180
Charts and graphs?
1033
00:52:29,214 --> 00:52:30,481
Yeah. Roalvang
really thought
1034
00:52:30,515 --> 00:52:32,450
it was quite
a performance.
1035
00:52:33,651 --> 00:52:36,221
Are we talking about
the same thing?
1036
00:52:36,254 --> 00:52:39,424
Y-You did go
to the sperm bank today,
didn't you?
1037
00:52:39,457 --> 00:52:41,826
Oh, no. I couldn't.
1038
00:52:43,194 --> 00:52:44,362
Why not?
1039
00:52:45,996 --> 00:52:48,032
Well, it was-- it was
an incredible day.
1040
00:52:48,699 --> 00:52:49,867
You know, actually,
1041
00:52:49,900 --> 00:52:52,670
it's kind of funny
what happened.
1042
00:52:52,703 --> 00:52:54,572
Your priorities
change by the hour!
1043
00:52:54,605 --> 00:52:56,073
That's no way
to have a baby.
1044
00:52:56,106 --> 00:52:57,808
What do you mean?
I want a baby!
1045
00:52:57,842 --> 00:52:59,544
Today it interfered
with lunch!
1046
00:52:59,577 --> 00:53:01,912
Today's lunch
was crucial!
1047
00:53:01,946 --> 00:53:03,381
As long as I make
the sacrifices,
1048
00:53:03,414 --> 00:53:04,715
you want a kid.
Is that it?
1049
00:53:04,749 --> 00:53:05,983
What are you
talking about?
1050
00:53:06,016 --> 00:53:07,117
That's not what I want.
1051
00:53:07,151 --> 00:53:08,219
You're a mess, Joel!
1052
00:53:08,253 --> 00:53:09,687
You don't know
what you want.
1053
00:53:09,720 --> 00:53:10,788
I'm going home!
1054
00:53:21,832 --> 00:53:23,868
(Carlos)
Hey, there's
a bar in here
1055
00:53:23,901 --> 00:53:25,903
and a phone,
and a v.C.R., man.
1056
00:53:25,936 --> 00:53:27,171
(Joel)
Who are
you calling?
1057
00:53:27,204 --> 00:53:28,806
Hey, what number is
the roalvang car?
1058
00:53:28,839 --> 00:53:30,808
I gotta call
Mrs. Roalvang.
1059
00:53:30,841 --> 00:53:31,909
Give me that!
1060
00:53:31,942 --> 00:53:34,479
Is there a law against
me talking to Mrs. Roalvang?
1061
00:53:34,512 --> 00:53:36,714
Yes! Look, you just
stay away from her,
you got that?
1062
00:53:36,747 --> 00:53:38,649
My survival
is at stake.
1063
00:53:40,285 --> 00:53:42,787
God, look at
the size of this place.
1064
00:53:44,322 --> 00:53:46,391
[Telephone ringing]
1065
00:53:46,424 --> 00:53:48,359
(Joel on answering machine)
Hi, this is Joel.
1066
00:53:48,393 --> 00:53:49,860
Janet and I
are out right now,
1067
00:53:49,894 --> 00:53:51,962
but if you'd like
to leave a message, uh,
1068
00:53:51,996 --> 00:53:53,230
just wait for the beep.
1069
00:53:53,264 --> 00:53:54,465
Here it comes.
1070
00:53:54,499 --> 00:53:55,733
[Machine beeping]
1071
00:53:55,766 --> 00:53:58,603
(Joel)
Look, Janet, I know
you're there, pick up, please!
1072
00:53:58,636 --> 00:54:01,706
Honey, I think we just
had a bad couple of days.
That's all.
1073
00:54:01,739 --> 00:54:03,140
[Tightass growling]
1074
00:54:03,173 --> 00:54:06,010
We're gonna be much better
once we get back on track.
Now, I love--
1075
00:54:06,043 --> 00:54:07,678
tightass,
stay away from me!
1076
00:54:07,712 --> 00:54:09,280
[Tightass barks]
1077
00:54:09,314 --> 00:54:10,681
[Dial tone buzzing]
1078
00:54:12,182 --> 00:54:13,718
[Key beeping]
1079
00:54:13,751 --> 00:54:15,152
[Knocking on door]
1080
00:54:16,687 --> 00:54:18,022
Who is it?
1081
00:54:22,059 --> 00:54:23,794
Knock, knock.
1082
00:54:23,828 --> 00:54:25,863
Sorry, wr-wrong door.
1083
00:54:25,896 --> 00:54:27,998
(Joel)
I guess the locks
don't work.
1084
00:54:28,032 --> 00:54:31,669
Well, there's no chance
we'll be peeping at you,
is there, honey?
1085
00:54:31,702 --> 00:54:33,471
[Both snickering]
1086
00:54:33,504 --> 00:54:34,972
(Tony)
Better take
the curlers out.
1087
00:54:35,005 --> 00:54:36,574
They might get
the wrong idea.
1088
00:54:36,607 --> 00:54:38,409
[Both guffawing]
1089
00:54:39,344 --> 00:54:40,378
[Tightass barks]
1090
00:54:40,411 --> 00:54:42,747
Sit! Sit!
1091
00:54:42,780 --> 00:54:45,049
Yeah, you can just put
that shit on the table.
1092
00:54:45,082 --> 00:54:46,784
Let's see.
You got the caviar,
1093
00:54:46,817 --> 00:54:49,654
the eggs mcbenedict,
whatever you call it...
1094
00:54:49,687 --> 00:54:50,888
Hungry?
1095
00:54:52,323 --> 00:54:54,925
Hey, man, you can't
run on empty all day.
1096
00:54:54,959 --> 00:54:57,595
Don't worry about it.
I got it, it's on me.
1097
00:54:57,628 --> 00:55:00,030
Besides, the steaks
are for tightass.
1098
00:55:00,798 --> 00:55:02,199
Oh, wait a minute.
1099
00:55:02,232 --> 00:55:04,268
I need this
for my records.
1100
00:55:05,202 --> 00:55:06,671
Thanks a lot.
1101
00:55:09,374 --> 00:55:11,108
Thank you,
Mr. Kissoff.
1102
00:55:11,141 --> 00:55:12,810
(Carlos)
Hey, you deserve it, pal.
1103
00:55:12,843 --> 00:55:15,713
Go buy yourself
some land in Miami.
1104
00:55:17,114 --> 00:55:19,083
All right,
now you're gonna find out
1105
00:55:19,116 --> 00:55:21,185
about the next train
out of here today, right?
1106
00:55:21,218 --> 00:55:23,320
Yeah, man, I would have
gone back with your lady
1107
00:55:23,354 --> 00:55:25,456
if she would have told me
what time she was leaving.
1108
00:55:25,490 --> 00:55:27,592
Oh, yeah, now look.
1109
00:55:27,625 --> 00:55:30,227
If she calls, I want you
to tell her
I'll call her right back
1110
00:55:30,260 --> 00:55:33,364
as soon as I'm done
with this meeting
with roalvang, ok?
1111
00:55:33,398 --> 00:55:37,201
So, you're gonna be tied up
with roalvang all morning?
1112
00:55:37,234 --> 00:55:38,836
I guess so. Why?
1113
00:55:41,706 --> 00:55:43,107
Just asking.
1114
00:55:47,177 --> 00:55:49,279
Have a good day,
sweetheart.
1115
00:55:50,114 --> 00:55:51,215
I'll miss you.
1116
00:55:52,383 --> 00:55:53,818
[Birds chirping]
1117
00:56:16,507 --> 00:56:18,509
Yes?
1118
00:56:18,543 --> 00:56:21,812
I thought, uh,
that--that--that you had
a meeting with keefer.
1119
00:56:24,081 --> 00:56:25,450
Uh, s-smokey.
1120
00:56:25,816 --> 00:56:26,951
Huh?
1121
00:56:26,984 --> 00:56:28,886
It's your special, um...
1122
00:56:30,154 --> 00:56:31,422
Whatever the hell he is.
1123
00:56:31,456 --> 00:56:33,257
[Whistling]
1124
00:56:33,290 --> 00:56:35,125
(Carlos)
Oh, how you doing, man?
1125
00:56:35,159 --> 00:56:36,761
What are you
doing here?
1126
00:56:36,794 --> 00:56:38,929
(Carlos)
Hey, I gotta be honest
with you.
1127
00:56:38,963 --> 00:56:41,098
I--i came to see
Mrs. Roalvang.
1128
00:56:41,131 --> 00:56:42,567
Mrs. Roalvang?
1129
00:56:43,300 --> 00:56:45,002
What on earth for?
1130
00:56:45,936 --> 00:56:48,338
Again, I gotta be
honest with you.
1131
00:56:49,607 --> 00:56:51,942
I am a massage therapist,
1132
00:56:51,976 --> 00:56:54,411
and since you two
are so nice to me,
1133
00:56:54,445 --> 00:56:56,413
I thought that
I could be nice to you
1134
00:56:56,447 --> 00:56:58,783
and give your wife
a rubdown.
1135
00:56:58,816 --> 00:57:01,385
Well, that's--that's--
that's very...
1136
00:57:02,352 --> 00:57:03,854
I thought you were
a photographer.
1137
00:57:03,888 --> 00:57:05,289
That is also true.
1138
00:57:05,322 --> 00:57:07,592
But, as a photographer,
1139
00:57:07,625 --> 00:57:09,727
I sometimes have
to loosen people up
1140
00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:11,596
because they get very stiff.
1141
00:57:12,530 --> 00:57:15,600
I got so good at it
that I turned pro.
1142
00:57:17,735 --> 00:57:21,739
[Whispering]
If this wasn't a special
friend of yours, i'd...
1143
00:57:21,772 --> 00:57:24,241
Just a second.
I'll ask her.
1144
00:57:29,246 --> 00:57:30,648
[Whispers]
What are you doing?
1145
00:57:30,681 --> 00:57:32,082
What are you trying
to pull here?
1146
00:57:32,116 --> 00:57:33,250
I'm really sorry, man.
1147
00:57:33,283 --> 00:57:34,785
I know I made a big mistake.
1148
00:57:34,819 --> 00:57:36,921
I--i didn't know
you'd be here.
No harm, no foul, man.
1149
00:57:36,954 --> 00:57:39,790
I'll just be leaving you
to your business
and then I'll just go.
1150
00:57:39,824 --> 00:57:41,191
That's not a bad idea.
1151
00:57:41,225 --> 00:57:44,228
You've caught her
at a perfect time.
1152
00:57:44,261 --> 00:57:47,397
She was just getting out
of the shower.
1153
00:57:47,431 --> 00:57:49,934
[Chuckles]
Well, that is a perfect time.
1154
00:57:50,868 --> 00:57:53,137
Uh, unfortunately, uh,
1155
00:57:53,170 --> 00:57:54,805
he forgot his...
1156
00:57:55,740 --> 00:57:56,907
Table.
1157
00:57:58,008 --> 00:57:59,176
Table?
1158
00:58:00,144 --> 00:58:02,412
Oh, no, I never
use a table.
1159
00:58:02,446 --> 00:58:04,915
Tightens up the lumbanoids.
1160
00:58:04,949 --> 00:58:06,717
What's a lumbanoid?
1161
00:58:06,751 --> 00:58:08,719
That's a
good question.
1162
00:58:08,753 --> 00:58:11,188
To tell you
the god's honest truth,
1163
00:58:11,956 --> 00:58:13,824
I used to use a table,
1164
00:58:14,559 --> 00:58:15,860
but it broke
1165
00:58:15,893 --> 00:58:17,828
from a fat person.
1166
00:58:17,862 --> 00:58:19,864
She weighed 300 pounds,
at least.
1167
00:58:19,897 --> 00:58:21,732
Table just collapsed.
1168
00:58:21,766 --> 00:58:23,934
Killed my cat,
poor bastard.
1169
00:58:23,968 --> 00:58:25,469
That's awful.
1170
00:58:25,502 --> 00:58:27,337
Why? Do you like cats?
1171
00:58:27,371 --> 00:58:28,472
[Footsteps approaching]
1172
00:58:28,505 --> 00:58:30,040
(Mrs. Roalvang)
Ok.
1173
00:58:30,074 --> 00:58:31,475
I am decent.
1174
00:58:31,842 --> 00:58:32,977
Well,
1175
00:58:33,644 --> 00:58:35,379
I am decent, too.
1176
00:58:35,412 --> 00:58:37,347
So, I'll go take care
of Mrs. Roalvang,
1177
00:58:37,381 --> 00:58:39,416
and, uh, you two
finish your business.
1178
00:58:39,449 --> 00:58:40,618
Adios.
1179
00:58:41,351 --> 00:58:42,452
Where were we?
1180
00:58:42,486 --> 00:58:44,321
I hope you don't use
emollients or--
1181
00:58:44,354 --> 00:58:46,190
no, no,
bare hands only.
1182
00:58:46,223 --> 00:58:47,958
(Mr. Roalvang)
Uh, w-w-where was I?
1183
00:58:47,992 --> 00:58:50,561
Uh, you asked US
to evaluate
the resort, sir.
1184
00:58:50,595 --> 00:58:53,397
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Sit, sit, sit.
1185
00:58:53,430 --> 00:58:56,100
To evaluate the resort
in terms of occupancy,
1186
00:58:56,133 --> 00:58:59,436
its growth potential, uh,
clientele, expansion.
1187
00:58:59,469 --> 00:59:02,206
And you know, it's always been
my personal thought
1188
00:59:02,239 --> 00:59:04,374
that the more young people
you have,
1189
00:59:04,408 --> 00:59:06,243
the more potential
for growth,
1190
00:59:06,276 --> 00:59:08,545
uh, because, well,
the older people,
1191
00:59:08,579 --> 00:59:10,080
they--they seem to be, uh,
1192
00:59:10,114 --> 00:59:12,917
oh, boy, you know,
just so--so
darn death-prone.
1193
00:59:13,584 --> 00:59:15,452
Oh?
1194
00:59:15,485 --> 00:59:18,088
Yes, well, you can put that
in your report if you like.
1195
00:59:18,122 --> 00:59:19,389
[Joel crunching]
1196
00:59:19,423 --> 00:59:20,658
Uh, I want all of it,
1197
00:59:20,691 --> 00:59:24,028
just as you'd analyze
any stock.
1198
00:59:24,061 --> 00:59:26,997
Then I want
a full and complete
prospectus.
1199
00:59:27,832 --> 00:59:29,934
This will be
an important test
1200
00:59:29,967 --> 00:59:31,535
of your aptitude
1201
00:59:31,568 --> 00:59:34,171
for hospitality industries
in general.
1202
00:59:35,673 --> 00:59:37,041
(Roalvang)
And, uh,
1203
00:59:37,842 --> 00:59:39,309
of course, will determine
1204
00:59:39,343 --> 00:59:40,510
[crunching]
1205
00:59:40,544 --> 00:59:43,648
Which of you will inherit
the stutterman portfolio.
1206
00:59:43,681 --> 00:59:45,149
[Ice clinking]
1207
00:59:45,182 --> 00:59:46,617
(Tony)
Uh, uh, sir, excuse me.
1208
00:59:46,651 --> 00:59:48,318
This--this kind of
blue sky right now,
1209
00:59:48,352 --> 00:59:51,088
but--but i--i think
that the golf course
out here
1210
00:59:51,121 --> 00:59:53,758
is gonna play
a very strategic part
1211
00:59:53,791 --> 00:59:55,860
in any such analysis
like that.
1212
00:59:55,893 --> 00:59:57,294
Because,
let's face it,
1213
00:59:57,327 --> 01:00:00,564
basically, that is what
is bringing the people
to this darned place.
1214
01:00:00,597 --> 01:00:01,766
Am I right?
1215
01:00:01,799 --> 01:00:03,934
[Stammers]
You tell me.
1216
01:00:03,968 --> 01:00:05,936
Yes, i--i suppose so.
1217
01:00:05,970 --> 01:00:07,304
[Crunching]
1218
01:00:07,337 --> 01:00:10,374
(Tony)
And vis-a-vis golf, sir,
1219
01:00:10,407 --> 01:00:13,443
um, I'd sure like to shoot
a couple of rounds
with you if I could, sir.
1220
01:00:13,477 --> 01:00:14,879
When you have the time.
1221
01:00:14,912 --> 01:00:16,981
(Roalvang)
Sure, sure, sure.
1222
01:00:18,382 --> 01:00:20,417
The associates meeting
doesn't take all day,
1223
01:00:20,450 --> 01:00:22,086
which is where
I have to be...
1224
01:00:22,119 --> 01:00:23,520
[Crunching]
1225
01:00:23,553 --> 01:00:24,689
...5 minutes ago.
1226
01:00:24,722 --> 01:00:27,424
Oh, gee.
I am sorry, fellas.
1227
01:00:28,859 --> 01:00:30,327
Curt, please!
1228
01:00:36,166 --> 01:00:37,868
(Roalvang)
Bye, honeybun.
1229
01:00:37,902 --> 01:00:39,403
See you later.
1230
01:00:39,436 --> 01:00:40,805
(Tony)
Goodbye, Mrs. R.
1231
01:00:43,607 --> 01:00:46,143
Sir, I'll just go ahead
and, uh, book a tee-off time.
1232
01:00:46,176 --> 01:00:47,644
That way
we're not locked in.
1233
01:00:47,678 --> 01:00:50,280
And if you do have the time,
it'll be fabulous.
1234
01:00:50,314 --> 01:00:52,282
You look wonderful.
Thank you.
1235
01:00:52,316 --> 01:00:54,384
Good luck.
1236
01:00:54,418 --> 01:00:57,421
Hey, drive carefully.
That's very special cargo
you got there.
1237
01:00:57,454 --> 01:01:00,324
Keep her under 55,
you hear me?
1238
01:01:00,357 --> 01:01:02,592
Bye. Thanks for
the quality time.
1239
01:01:02,626 --> 01:01:06,797
I'll be working
on the report
if you need me, sir!
1240
01:01:06,831 --> 01:01:10,134
Joel, it occurs to me,
you may not even want
that stutterman portfolio.
1241
01:01:10,167 --> 01:01:11,736
Of course I want it.
Oh.
1242
01:01:11,769 --> 01:01:14,338
Well, why do you say that?
Oh, no, no reason.
1243
01:01:14,371 --> 01:01:15,773
[Chuckles]
1244
01:01:15,806 --> 01:01:17,574
Very impressive
in there.
1245
01:01:17,607 --> 01:01:18,943
What was?
1246
01:01:18,976 --> 01:01:20,144
I was.
1247
01:01:20,177 --> 01:01:22,046
Keep up
the good work.
1248
01:01:22,079 --> 01:01:23,513
[Birds chirping]
1249
01:01:28,452 --> 01:01:30,487
What the hell
were you trying
to do in there?
1250
01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:32,923
She's a little bit
confused right now.
She slapped you.
1251
01:01:32,957 --> 01:01:35,159
I'll have to
give her some time
to think things through.
1252
01:01:35,192 --> 01:01:37,261
Forever, 'cause
you're on the next train
out of here
1253
01:01:37,294 --> 01:01:39,329
if I have to tie your tongue
to the caboose.
1254
01:01:39,363 --> 01:01:42,332
The next train
is your train, man.
I already checked.
1255
01:01:42,366 --> 01:01:44,168
Yeah, well.
Look, I just--
1256
01:01:44,201 --> 01:01:46,503
just leave me alone
and Mrs. Roalvang, too.
1257
01:01:46,536 --> 01:01:48,638
Just get out of my life
and out of my room!
1258
01:01:48,672 --> 01:01:50,775
Hey, it's no skin
off my huevos, man
1259
01:01:50,808 --> 01:01:53,210
as long as I don't
got to pay for the room.
1260
01:01:53,243 --> 01:01:55,412
Come on.
I'll give you a lift.
1261
01:01:55,445 --> 01:01:57,247
Where'd you get this?
1262
01:01:57,281 --> 01:01:58,615
My cousin Miguel,
1263
01:01:58,648 --> 01:02:01,151
he owns a used car dealership
down the road.
1264
01:02:01,819 --> 01:02:03,420
Hey, where you going, man?
1265
01:02:03,453 --> 01:02:04,955
Oh, da madres.
1266
01:02:06,690 --> 01:02:08,325
[Ringing]
1267
01:02:10,060 --> 01:02:11,228
Hello?
1268
01:02:12,596 --> 01:02:14,398
Hello, Janet?
1269
01:02:14,431 --> 01:02:17,367
Janet, is that you?
I love you, sweetie.
1270
01:02:17,401 --> 01:02:18,869
(Mrs. Roalvang)
Smokey.
1271
01:02:20,938 --> 01:02:22,940
Who?
1272
01:02:22,973 --> 01:02:25,642
Mr. Roalvang would
like to see you
in his bungalow
1273
01:02:25,675 --> 01:02:27,044
right away.
1274
01:02:31,748 --> 01:02:34,284
Right now?
I mean, it's...
1275
01:02:34,318 --> 01:02:36,753
It's 5:11 in the morning.
1276
01:02:36,787 --> 01:02:39,756
You know how my husband is
when he says jump.
1277
01:02:39,790 --> 01:02:41,458
[Dial tone buzzing]
1278
01:02:47,932 --> 01:02:49,399
[Crickets chirping]
1279
01:03:19,897 --> 01:03:21,899
Hi.
Good morning.
1280
01:03:21,932 --> 01:03:23,667
Nice to
see you again.
1281
01:03:25,102 --> 01:03:27,204
Is, uh,
Mr. Roalvang here?
1282
01:03:27,972 --> 01:03:30,074
Come this way.
1283
01:03:30,107 --> 01:03:32,076
Tell me, are you feeling
lucky tonight?
1284
01:03:32,109 --> 01:03:34,244
About the same
as always. No.
1285
01:03:34,278 --> 01:03:35,612
[Laughs]
1286
01:03:35,645 --> 01:03:38,315
Well, maybe
that will change.
1287
01:03:38,348 --> 01:03:39,884
Do you want a drink
or something?
1288
01:03:39,917 --> 01:03:41,418
Uh, no.
No, thank you.
1289
01:03:42,052 --> 01:03:43,620
Thanks.
1290
01:03:43,653 --> 01:03:46,356
Is, uh...
Is Mr. Roalvang around?
1291
01:03:49,894 --> 01:03:52,296
He asked me
to entertain you.
1292
01:03:52,329 --> 01:03:54,698
By the way,
are you wearing a belt?
1293
01:03:54,731 --> 01:03:55,765
What?
1294
01:03:55,799 --> 01:03:56,901
Good.
1295
01:03:57,534 --> 01:03:59,336
What's good?
1296
01:03:59,369 --> 01:04:01,338
We'll play mockie poker.
1297
01:04:04,274 --> 01:04:06,443
Um, where, uh...
1298
01:04:07,644 --> 01:04:09,646
Where did
Mr. Roalvang go?
1299
01:04:10,547 --> 01:04:12,749
We'll ask him
when he returns.
1300
01:04:15,152 --> 01:04:16,353
Something wrong?
1301
01:04:16,386 --> 01:04:18,488
No! No, no.
1302
01:04:19,323 --> 01:04:20,991
They look shuffled.
1303
01:04:24,861 --> 01:04:26,496
I take 2 cards.
1304
01:04:31,368 --> 01:04:34,104
Oh, damn you,
you bastard!
1305
01:04:34,138 --> 01:04:36,240
I didn't, uh,
I didn't do anything.
1306
01:04:36,273 --> 01:04:39,443
Sure, take the high road
now that I'm half naked.
1307
01:04:39,809 --> 01:04:40,978
What?
1308
01:04:41,011 --> 01:04:42,346
Your deal.
1309
01:04:44,982 --> 01:04:46,483
Uh...
1310
01:04:46,516 --> 01:04:49,753
Maybe i-- maybe I better
come back later.
1311
01:04:49,786 --> 01:04:51,388
I'm not really
1312
01:04:51,989 --> 01:04:53,790
very good at cards.
1313
01:04:53,823 --> 01:04:55,125
Oh.
1314
01:04:55,159 --> 01:04:57,227
I got
something for you.
1315
01:04:57,261 --> 01:04:59,163
If you feel like
a bite.
1316
01:04:59,729 --> 01:05:01,265
Fine over here.
1317
01:05:03,433 --> 01:05:06,136
You know, I would feel
more comfortable
1318
01:05:06,170 --> 01:05:08,305
if you put
the--the robe back on.
1319
01:05:08,338 --> 01:05:09,406
Oh?
1320
01:05:10,174 --> 01:05:11,575
You don't like it
this way?
1321
01:05:11,608 --> 01:05:13,343
Oh, believe me,
1322
01:05:13,377 --> 01:05:15,545
very becoming.
1323
01:05:15,579 --> 01:05:17,714
And I'm not
just saying that.
1324
01:05:35,632 --> 01:05:38,002
Mmm, this was not going
to be a meeting.
1325
01:05:45,842 --> 01:05:47,344
Take me, smokey.
1326
01:05:52,049 --> 01:05:53,550
(Joel)
M-Mrs. Roalvang?
1327
01:05:56,420 --> 01:05:57,921
Mrs. Roalvang.
1328
01:05:59,089 --> 01:06:01,992
Look, I just want to
make it clear
1329
01:06:02,926 --> 01:06:05,329
that nothing
of a sexual nature
1330
01:06:08,898 --> 01:06:10,000
is...
1331
01:06:12,336 --> 01:06:14,871
Beautiful sunrise, smokey.
1332
01:06:17,574 --> 01:06:19,376
And even if it did,
1333
01:06:19,909 --> 01:06:21,278
you know,
1334
01:06:22,546 --> 01:06:24,581
in an unofficial capacity,
1335
01:06:29,186 --> 01:06:32,122
it wouldn't mean
anything disparaging
1336
01:06:33,557 --> 01:06:34,724
to my wife.
1337
01:06:34,758 --> 01:06:36,293
My sweet angel.
1338
01:06:39,963 --> 01:06:41,731
My tiny little bird.
1339
01:06:54,844 --> 01:06:56,113
[Grunts]
1340
01:07:06,390 --> 01:07:08,358
No. No, not the tie.
1341
01:07:09,659 --> 01:07:12,096
Not until we know
each other better.
1342
01:07:16,366 --> 01:07:17,601
[Moans]
1343
01:07:18,468 --> 01:07:19,803
(Mrs. Roalvang)
No.
1344
01:07:19,836 --> 01:07:20,804
No!
1345
01:07:20,837 --> 01:07:22,639
Mrs. Roalvang,
keep it down.
1346
01:07:22,672 --> 01:07:24,274
[Mr. Roalvang coughing]
1347
01:07:25,375 --> 01:07:26,876
What was that?
Uh-oh.
1348
01:07:26,910 --> 01:07:28,278
[Coughing]
1349
01:07:28,312 --> 01:07:29,479
What is that?
1350
01:07:29,513 --> 01:07:31,548
It's my husband.
He has asthma.
1351
01:07:31,581 --> 01:07:33,750
He will kill me if he knew
I told anyone.
1352
01:07:33,783 --> 01:07:35,785
You know it's because
he hates imperfections,
1353
01:07:35,819 --> 01:07:37,387
but he has them.
We all do.
1354
01:07:37,421 --> 01:07:38,688
It doesn't really matter
1355
01:07:38,722 --> 01:07:40,157
oops!
1356
01:07:40,724 --> 01:07:41,891
Oh, my god!
1357
01:07:41,925 --> 01:07:43,093
No!
1358
01:07:43,127 --> 01:07:45,195
Are you crazy?
Oh, I want you!
1359
01:07:45,229 --> 01:07:46,596
What, dear?
Oh!
1360
01:07:47,797 --> 01:07:49,099
Don't go!
1361
01:07:49,133 --> 01:07:51,135
(Joel)
What would you
have me do?
1362
01:07:51,968 --> 01:07:53,002
[Yells]
1363
01:07:53,036 --> 01:07:54,338
We're not
finished yet.
1364
01:07:54,371 --> 01:07:55,539
You are nuts,
sister!
1365
01:07:55,572 --> 01:07:57,307
Don't move.
I'll scream.
1366
01:07:57,341 --> 01:07:59,509
(Mr. Roalvang)
Everything all right, dear?
1367
01:07:59,543 --> 01:08:01,311
Oh, excuse me one second.
1368
01:08:01,345 --> 01:08:02,712
Yes.
1369
01:08:02,746 --> 01:08:04,781
Everything's fine,
darling.
1370
01:08:07,184 --> 01:08:08,852
Carlos was right.
1371
01:08:08,885 --> 01:08:11,087
You have a need
to get caught.
1372
01:08:11,688 --> 01:08:13,157
Oh, do you think so?
1373
01:08:13,190 --> 01:08:15,792
Maybe I'm just attracted
1374
01:08:15,825 --> 01:08:17,794
to men who resist.
1375
01:08:18,462 --> 01:08:19,829
[Toilet flushing]
1376
01:08:23,233 --> 01:08:25,302
(Mrs. Roalvang)
No, come back! Please!
1377
01:08:25,335 --> 01:08:27,337
Shh! Shh!
Don't go!
1378
01:08:27,371 --> 01:08:29,773
Don't go!
I swear I'll scream.
1379
01:08:31,775 --> 01:08:33,543
I swear I'll scream!
1380
01:08:34,744 --> 01:08:36,180
[Shrieking]
1381
01:08:37,647 --> 01:08:39,216
(Mr. Roalvang)
You!
1382
01:08:39,249 --> 01:08:40,384
Stop!
1383
01:08:40,417 --> 01:08:41,985
[Screaming continues]
Freeze!
1384
01:08:42,018 --> 01:08:43,920
You! Freeze!
1385
01:08:44,854 --> 01:08:46,756
You're dead meat, fella.
1386
01:08:48,792 --> 01:08:49,893
Stop!
1387
01:08:50,827 --> 01:08:52,229
Morning.
1388
01:08:52,262 --> 01:08:53,330
[Gasps]
1389
01:08:53,363 --> 01:08:54,964
Oh, my goodness.
1390
01:09:19,756 --> 01:09:20,957
[Panting]
1391
01:09:22,392 --> 01:09:23,893
[Knocking on door]
1392
01:09:26,963 --> 01:09:28,298
Who is it?
1393
01:09:35,339 --> 01:09:36,906
[Knocking continues]
1394
01:09:36,940 --> 01:09:38,342
Who's there?
1395
01:09:42,346 --> 01:09:43,613
[Exclaims]
1396
01:09:43,647 --> 01:09:44,981
[Glass shattering]
1397
01:09:45,549 --> 01:09:46,550
Smokey.
1398
01:09:46,583 --> 01:09:48,184
Mr. Roalvang,
please let me explain.
1399
01:09:48,218 --> 01:09:51,755
You weren't anywhere near
my bungalow just now,
were you?
1400
01:09:51,788 --> 01:09:53,990
[Stammers]
What would make you
think that I was?
1401
01:09:54,023 --> 01:09:57,761
I saw a man
wearing a blue shirt,
shorts, and a tie.
1402
01:09:57,794 --> 01:09:59,062
What kind of tie?
1403
01:09:59,095 --> 01:10:00,630
Heterosexual.
1404
01:10:00,664 --> 01:10:03,500
I mean, it's a heterosexual
I'm looking for.
1405
01:10:04,501 --> 01:10:06,603
Apropos of that, uh,
1406
01:10:07,070 --> 01:10:08,672
where is Carlos?
1407
01:10:10,006 --> 01:10:11,207
Carlos?
1408
01:10:12,576 --> 01:10:15,178
Wait a minute.
You think that
me and...
1409
01:10:16,280 --> 01:10:17,881
[Laughs]
1410
01:10:17,914 --> 01:10:20,350
He, uh, moved out.
1411
01:10:21,618 --> 01:10:23,720
He, uh, he moved
to another bungalow.
1412
01:10:24,988 --> 01:10:26,323
The bitch.
1413
01:10:27,724 --> 01:10:31,461
I see. Then I must
have been following
the wrong man
1414
01:10:31,495 --> 01:10:33,497
from the start.
1415
01:10:33,530 --> 01:10:36,300
Either that or my wife
had a terrible nightmare.
1416
01:10:36,333 --> 01:10:37,767
She's had them before,
1417
01:10:37,801 --> 01:10:40,304
but they've never been
quite this loud.
1418
01:10:40,337 --> 01:10:42,472
Well, thank you.
How's that?
1419
01:10:44,107 --> 01:10:47,411
Thank, uh, thank you
for being so, um...
1420
01:10:48,445 --> 01:10:51,348
I mean, i'm--i'm
really happy that,
1421
01:10:51,381 --> 01:10:52,882
uh, it's all solved.
1422
01:10:52,916 --> 01:10:54,017
Yes.
1423
01:10:54,050 --> 01:10:55,685
Well, sorry to...
1424
01:10:56,986 --> 01:10:59,222
You are a rude young man.
1425
01:10:59,255 --> 01:11:00,256
How's that?
1426
01:11:00,290 --> 01:11:03,727
You are
a real dude,
1427
01:11:04,328 --> 01:11:05,762
man.
1428
01:11:05,795 --> 01:11:08,798
Oh, dude.
Oh, yes, of course.
1429
01:11:08,832 --> 01:11:10,834
Yes, well, sorry to--
1430
01:11:10,867 --> 01:11:12,101
(Janet)
Joel!
1431
01:11:12,135 --> 01:11:13,269
Joel!
1432
01:11:13,303 --> 01:11:14,704
Who's this?
1433
01:11:14,738 --> 01:11:16,773
This is my, uh, sister.
1434
01:11:16,806 --> 01:11:18,342
Sister.
Sister, yeah.
1435
01:11:19,743 --> 01:11:21,010
Joel.
1436
01:11:21,811 --> 01:11:23,313
Oh, Joel.
1437
01:11:23,347 --> 01:11:26,282
Joel, I went all the way
to L.A. and took
the next train back.
1438
01:11:26,316 --> 01:11:28,151
Joel, I wanna
have your baby,
1439
01:11:28,184 --> 01:11:30,920
but only if
you're willing
to do your part.
1440
01:11:32,255 --> 01:11:33,923
Why are you
dressed like this?
1441
01:11:33,957 --> 01:11:35,258
Uh, no--no reason, really.
1442
01:11:35,291 --> 01:11:38,261
Mr. Roalvang,
did you ever meet
my, uh, wife-ster?
1443
01:11:38,294 --> 01:11:39,963
This is Janet.
1444
01:11:39,996 --> 01:11:42,499
Charmed, I'm sure.
What's this about a baby?
1445
01:11:42,532 --> 01:11:45,001
Oh, this big palooka
here's been trying
to get me pregnant
1446
01:11:45,034 --> 01:11:46,703
every which way
but lopsided.
1447
01:11:46,736 --> 01:11:48,271
[Both laughing]
1448
01:11:48,304 --> 01:11:51,341
Did--did I ever tell you
how much she looked
like my sister
1449
01:11:51,375 --> 01:11:52,876
from about
10 yards away?
1450
01:11:52,909 --> 01:11:54,411
You don't
have a sister.
1451
01:11:54,444 --> 01:11:56,480
That's right, but if
I did have a sister
1452
01:11:56,513 --> 01:11:59,383
and that sister was
about 10 yards away,
1453
01:11:59,416 --> 01:12:02,452
it would be a very
strong resemblance.
1454
01:12:02,486 --> 01:12:03,820
[Joel tittering]
1455
01:12:03,853 --> 01:12:05,254
Can you give US
a minute, please?
1456
01:12:05,288 --> 01:12:06,756
Oh, sure.
1457
01:12:06,790 --> 01:12:08,291
I'm so glad
to see you.
1458
01:12:08,324 --> 01:12:09,793
I can't wait.
1459
01:12:11,495 --> 01:12:12,596
Wait!
1460
01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:17,567
Where are you goin'?
1461
01:12:17,601 --> 01:12:18,635
I'd like to take
a shower.
1462
01:12:18,668 --> 01:12:20,169
Shower!
Smokey.
1463
01:12:20,203 --> 01:12:21,671
Yeah, it was a long ride--
1464
01:12:21,705 --> 01:12:24,408
you can't take a shower now.
The shower is broken!
1465
01:12:24,441 --> 01:12:25,975
[Water running]
1466
01:12:26,009 --> 01:12:27,110
See?
1467
01:12:27,143 --> 01:12:28,912
You see what I mean?
Smokey.
1468
01:12:28,945 --> 01:12:30,113
Stay out
of the bathroom!
1469
01:12:30,146 --> 01:12:31,180
What's that?
1470
01:12:31,214 --> 01:12:33,249
This is a present for you.
1471
01:12:33,282 --> 01:12:34,684
I gotta fix the shower.
1472
01:12:34,718 --> 01:12:36,953
No, not now.
I want to talk to you.
1473
01:12:38,822 --> 01:12:39,923
Uh...
1474
01:12:40,690 --> 01:12:41,991
Be right back.
1475
01:12:44,628 --> 01:12:46,730
What the blazes
is going on here?
1476
01:12:46,763 --> 01:12:48,398
Ah!
Great! My life is over!
1477
01:12:48,432 --> 01:12:50,166
You know,
I was thinking,
1478
01:12:50,199 --> 01:12:54,370
are you familiar
with the work
of r.D. Laing?
1479
01:12:54,404 --> 01:12:57,140
Mrs. Roalvang,
I'm not really
interested right now.
1480
01:12:57,173 --> 01:12:58,575
Let's just get US
out of here.
1481
01:12:58,608 --> 01:13:00,444
He discusses the difference
1482
01:13:00,477 --> 01:13:03,880
between joy and endurance.
1483
01:13:04,213 --> 01:13:05,415
Smokey!
1484
01:13:05,849 --> 01:13:06,950
[Door opens]
1485
01:13:06,983 --> 01:13:08,885
[Exclaims]
Mr. Roalvang.
1486
01:13:09,919 --> 01:13:11,287
How are you, huh?
1487
01:13:11,320 --> 01:13:12,556
Are you on drugs?
1488
01:13:12,589 --> 01:13:14,123
Is that why they
call you smokey?
1489
01:13:14,157 --> 01:13:17,260
Mr. Roalvang,
I've never in my life
taken any drugs--
1490
01:13:17,293 --> 01:13:19,095
whoa. Ohhh!
1491
01:13:19,896 --> 01:13:21,631
[Mrs. Roalvang giggling]
1492
01:13:22,466 --> 01:13:24,601
No, no, wait.
I want to see you.
1493
01:13:25,669 --> 01:13:26,836
How's that?
1494
01:13:26,870 --> 01:13:27,937
I...
1495
01:13:27,971 --> 01:13:30,339
I--i love the sea.
1496
01:13:30,373 --> 01:13:32,108
But I'll be, uh...
1497
01:13:32,141 --> 01:13:34,444
I'll be coming ashore
any minute now.
1498
01:13:34,478 --> 01:13:38,281
Just don't rush
on my account.
1499
01:13:38,314 --> 01:13:40,750
I like a nice conversation
in the middle of a shower,
1500
01:13:40,784 --> 01:13:43,186
don't you?
Just leaving.
1501
01:13:43,219 --> 01:13:45,088
Thank god
we're alone.
1502
01:13:45,121 --> 01:13:46,155
[Door shuts]
1503
01:13:46,189 --> 01:13:47,524
Thank god!
1504
01:13:49,192 --> 01:13:50,594
What now?
Damn it.
1505
01:13:51,995 --> 01:13:54,130
What are you doing?
1506
01:13:54,163 --> 01:13:56,265
What are you doing
in the shower
with your shirt on?
1507
01:13:56,299 --> 01:13:58,434
I'm fixing the leak!
What are you doing?
1508
01:13:58,468 --> 01:14:01,170
I told you it was a long trip,
I'd like to take a shower!
1509
01:14:01,204 --> 01:14:02,205
Well...
1510
01:14:02,572 --> 01:14:03,573
[Grunts]
1511
01:14:04,841 --> 01:14:07,243
No, no, not 2.
I wouldn't stand that.
1512
01:14:07,276 --> 01:14:09,045
Shh!
1513
01:14:09,078 --> 01:14:11,314
Mr. Roalvang
is right outside.
1514
01:14:11,347 --> 01:14:12,982
Are you sure?
I think he left.
1515
01:14:13,016 --> 01:14:14,417
No, go look.
1516
01:14:18,121 --> 01:14:19,322
Get back.
1517
01:14:19,355 --> 01:14:20,990
[Door slamming]
1518
01:14:21,024 --> 01:14:22,458
You're right.
Yeah. Yeah.
1519
01:14:22,492 --> 01:14:25,729
Uh, would you
just go entertain him
for a minute, please?
1520
01:14:26,563 --> 01:14:27,597
Entertain him?
1521
01:14:27,631 --> 01:14:28,965
Yes. Oh, please.
1522
01:14:28,998 --> 01:14:29,999
[Smooching]
1523
01:14:35,271 --> 01:14:36,706
I got to get out
of here!
1524
01:14:36,740 --> 01:14:38,908
Yes, Marge, I'll be
in the bungalow.
1525
01:14:38,942 --> 01:14:41,645
Have the brothers gonzaga
call me there.
1526
01:14:43,613 --> 01:14:45,181
Why are you
so tense?
1527
01:14:45,214 --> 01:14:46,249
I--
1528
01:14:46,282 --> 01:14:48,518
I know just the thing
to relax you.
1529
01:14:48,552 --> 01:14:49,719
[Groans]
1530
01:14:53,389 --> 01:14:55,258
[Joel whispering]
All right, stay there.
1531
01:14:55,291 --> 01:14:57,694
Are you sure
you don't want
something to drink?
1532
01:14:57,727 --> 01:14:58,862
Shh!
1533
01:14:59,328 --> 01:15:00,864
If you--
out!
1534
01:15:00,897 --> 01:15:02,065
[Mrs. Roalvang screams]
1535
01:15:03,767 --> 01:15:05,602
Just what the devil is
going on in here?
1536
01:15:05,635 --> 01:15:07,203
Uh, just a--
just a little leak.
1537
01:15:07,236 --> 01:15:09,005
Fixin' her up.
She's nice and tight now.
1538
01:15:09,038 --> 01:15:10,506
I'm not talking
about that.
1539
01:15:10,540 --> 01:15:12,375
I'm talking about
that woman in there.
1540
01:15:12,408 --> 01:15:13,577
In there?
In there.
1541
01:15:13,610 --> 01:15:15,344
In there?
No, in there.
1542
01:15:15,378 --> 01:15:17,113
Don't tell me
she's your sister.
1543
01:15:17,146 --> 01:15:18,915
I wasn't
born yesterday.
1544
01:15:18,948 --> 01:15:20,750
[Stammers]
Mr. Roalvang...
1545
01:15:21,885 --> 01:15:23,386
She's my wife.
1546
01:15:23,820 --> 01:15:25,154
Your wife?
1547
01:15:27,356 --> 01:15:29,626
You were trying
to have a baby
1548
01:15:29,659 --> 01:15:31,294
with your wife?
1549
01:15:33,897 --> 01:15:36,032
No wonder
Carlos left you.
1550
01:15:36,065 --> 01:15:38,602
This is the most
disgusting thing
I've ever heard.
1551
01:15:38,635 --> 01:15:40,770
[Mrs. Roalvang screaming]
1552
01:15:40,804 --> 01:15:41,905
What was that?
1553
01:15:41,938 --> 01:15:42,939
How do I know?
1554
01:15:42,972 --> 01:15:44,641
It sounded like...
1555
01:15:48,244 --> 01:15:51,781
Darling, this man
was staring at me.
1556
01:15:55,719 --> 01:15:56,853
[Crashes]
1557
01:15:58,387 --> 01:15:59,589
No, no, oh.
1558
01:16:06,329 --> 01:16:07,797
[Train horn blowing]
1559
01:16:18,775 --> 01:16:20,443
*[all singing]
1560
01:16:20,476 --> 01:16:23,512
* 'cause the gang's
all here *
1561
01:16:30,319 --> 01:16:33,522
That--that--that
sounded, uh...
1562
01:16:33,556 --> 01:16:35,892
(Mr. Roalvang)
Are there any other requests?
1563
01:16:35,925 --> 01:16:37,160
[All chattering]
1564
01:16:39,929 --> 01:16:42,365
Oh, l'air de clochette
from blackmail.
1565
01:16:42,398 --> 01:16:43,633
[People exclaiming]
1566
01:16:44,868 --> 01:16:47,403
Oh, darling. That's hardly
the right tune
1567
01:16:47,436 --> 01:16:49,072
for a sing-along.
1568
01:16:49,438 --> 01:16:50,506
Oh.
1569
01:16:51,507 --> 01:16:53,242
L'air de clochette.
1570
01:16:53,977 --> 01:16:56,245
L'air de clochette
it is.
1571
01:16:57,113 --> 01:16:58,347
Maestro.
1572
01:16:59,883 --> 01:17:01,250
*[piano playing]
1573
01:17:01,617 --> 01:17:02,686
No, no.
1574
01:17:02,719 --> 01:17:05,188
Does anyone know
l'air de clochette?
1575
01:17:05,822 --> 01:17:07,323
From blackmail?
1576
01:17:07,356 --> 01:17:09,358
Yes.
By that punk telebe?
1577
01:17:09,392 --> 01:17:10,526
Mmm-hmm.
1578
01:17:10,559 --> 01:17:12,829
Oh, yeah, man. I know that.
That's no problem.
1579
01:17:12,862 --> 01:17:15,598
Hey, maestro.
Scoot it over, huh?
1580
01:17:15,631 --> 01:17:17,100
Great.
That is easy.
1581
01:17:18,401 --> 01:17:19,402
Ok.
1582
01:17:19,435 --> 01:17:21,337
You ready, baby?
1583
01:17:21,370 --> 01:17:22,538
[In Spanish]
Uno, dos,
1584
01:17:22,571 --> 01:17:24,340
uno, dos, tres, cuatro.
1585
01:17:24,941 --> 01:17:26,275
*[singing]
1586
01:17:36,085 --> 01:17:37,887
Come on, everybody!
1587
01:17:37,921 --> 01:17:39,655
*[singing in French]
1588
01:18:00,109 --> 01:18:01,410
Wonderful, darling.
1589
01:18:01,444 --> 01:18:02,946
Thank you,
sweetheart.
1590
01:18:02,979 --> 01:18:04,714
He knows how to play.
1591
01:18:04,748 --> 01:18:06,615
He's a real opera buff.
1592
01:18:07,717 --> 01:18:09,552
They all are.
1593
01:18:09,585 --> 01:18:12,255
Look at those hats.
What is this?
1594
01:18:12,288 --> 01:18:13,723
[All chattering]
1595
01:18:14,190 --> 01:18:15,491
Oh, no, thanks.
1596
01:18:15,524 --> 01:18:16,659
Where were you?
1597
01:18:16,692 --> 01:18:18,561
We are 3 tunes
into the sing-along.
1598
01:18:18,594 --> 01:18:19,996
No one told US.
1599
01:18:20,029 --> 01:18:22,098
Put those on, please.
1600
01:18:22,131 --> 01:18:24,233
Oh, uh, we don't
wear hats.
He never wears--
1601
01:18:24,267 --> 01:18:26,903
yeah, we're--we're not really
hat people.
1602
01:18:26,936 --> 01:18:28,271
Don't challenge me.
1603
01:18:28,304 --> 01:18:30,006
Wear them, join in,
and don't forget
1604
01:18:30,039 --> 01:18:32,275
the stutterman account
is at stake.
1605
01:18:32,308 --> 01:18:33,977
I'd--I'd really
rather not.
1606
01:18:34,010 --> 01:18:36,712
Don't argue with me, smokey.
Put 'em on!
1607
01:18:45,488 --> 01:18:47,356
Joel, wear it.
1608
01:18:48,157 --> 01:18:50,193
It's business.
1609
01:18:50,226 --> 01:18:52,661
There are some things
you've got to do.
1610
01:18:52,695 --> 01:18:54,497
What's one
more thing?
1611
01:18:57,834 --> 01:18:59,869
I'll see you later.
1612
01:18:59,903 --> 01:19:01,570
Where are you going?
1613
01:19:03,506 --> 01:19:05,108
To get some air.
1614
01:19:14,951 --> 01:19:17,120
(Mr. Roalvang)
All right, folks.
1615
01:19:18,087 --> 01:19:19,989
Song number 4 is up.
1616
01:19:20,023 --> 01:19:21,991
So what's your pleasure?
1617
01:19:23,026 --> 01:19:26,129
Oh! On top
of old smokey.
1618
01:19:26,162 --> 01:19:27,931
Oh, yes.
1619
01:19:27,964 --> 01:19:29,265
[Giggling]
1620
01:19:29,298 --> 01:19:32,001
(Mr. Roalvang)
My wife's pleasure is
on top of old smokey.
1621
01:19:32,035 --> 01:19:36,105
So, a one and a 2
and a 3.
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