All language subtitles for S5E23 - A Show For Silver Lode

All right!

Let's have it quiet here!

You'll all see Miss Harvey
in just one moment.

We want to see a pretty girl.

Aw, now,
wait a minute, gentlemen.

Here she is!

All the way from St. Louis,

the one, the only,

Pearl Harvey!

Get back, boys, and
make way for the lady.

Oh, wait a minute, please.

Where's Poochie

Poochie Poochie

Poochie

Uh, who are you
looking for, Ma'am

Uh, Poochie, Miss Harvey's dog.

All right, check
the top of the coach.

Poochie Poochie Poochie

Not there, Lou.
The rope's broke away.

What do you mean Poochie

Lou Kendall, where is Poochie

He must have fallen
off while we were asleep.

What

Don't worry, Pearl.
We'll find him.

Where's the Wells Fargo agent

Right here, ma'am.

What is the meaning
of this, sir

I'll have you know that
Wells Fargo is responsible

for every passenger
on this coach.

And that means personal
possessions such as Poochie.

Now, you just
better find my dog.

Well, we'll sure try
and find him for you, Miss Harvey.

Well, you better have.

Poochie was just
the dearest thing

in life to me.

Yes, ma'am.

And he is insured
by Wells Fargo.

Well, if he's lost, I'm
sure that our agency will...

For $20,000.

$20,000

A dog

Poochie is not just a dog!

There, Pearl, it's all right.
We'll find him.

Art, take her to the hotel
before she faints.

What's wrong here Can I help

Just have some boys
break me a way through here.

Yes, sir. Make a
way for Miss Harvey.

Wells Fargo insured
that dog for $20,000.

Here's the policy.

Now, you'd better find that dog.

Well, I'll have to
make out a complaint.

Oh, no, you don't.

Your company lost the dog.

You might just lose the policy,

especially since
it's worth $20,000.

Maybe I could be of some help.

And who are you

I'm Henry Dobson,
president of Dobson's Bank.

Might be you can help.

I'd like to lock this
policy up in your vault.

And you, sir, you find that dog

or pay.

Mr. Dobson, if you'll
show me the way,

I'll be happy to patronize
your establishment.

Yeah, sure.

Be with you in a minute.

I got your message,

all five of them.

You been drinking again

No, no, Mr. Hardie.

I've just been sending
you another one.

Oh, we sure got a lot
of trouble around here.

What's all this business
about an actress and a dog

That actress is worse
than any Indian I ever saw,

and I've seen a few.

Been here two days now,

and won't put in an
appearance till we find that dog.

Says it's part of her act.

What luck have you had
finding the dog

Ain't had a chance to look.

Been arguing with
miners' committees

and her managers ever
since she got here.

The managers say they're gonna
leave on stage tomorrow night.

No dog, no money, no show.

Miners say, no show,
no Wells Fargo.

Well, maybe I better
go have talk with her.

Where is she staying
Over at the hotel

Right across the street.

Baby, you're gonna do all right.

Why you're on your way.

"Pearl Harvey,"

in big lights, in big headlines.

In big cities like Silver Lode,

total population, 100,

all men.

Just like the saloon
we found you in, Pearl.

Maybe so, Kendall.

Maybe I ought to go back.

Just a minute. We said
we'd make you a big star,

and so far we're doing it.

Pearl, honey, we'll...

We'll make sure you have
a better place in Denver.

Why, you can count on it, Pearl.

That isn't in
the contract, Phillips.

And not only that, darling,

it never will be.

That's the trouble with women.

Try to help them,
they turn on you.

I've been meaning to
talk to you about that, Art.

Just keep your hands off her.

Look, I'm the guy who
got her name in the papers,

and I'm the guy who's gonna
get the people in to see her.

Just keep your hands off her.

Let's get back to business.

Just make sure that
Pearl keeps in the clear.

What she doesn't know
won't hurt her.

It'll only hurt us.

In two days, we'll
be gone from here.

Wells Fargo will sweep
this country clean

before they pay
$20,000 for that dog.

Yeah, you're right, Lou.

We gotta move on.

Make sure the big star is
booked big in the next place.

Now you're talking.

I'm Jim Hardie, Special
Agent from Wells Fargo.

One of you men Mr. Kendall

I'm Kendall.

Miss Harvey is quite upset
about the loss of the animal

and can't appear in her
present condition of shock.

Well, that's what I understand.

Now, she's named as beneficiary,

so I'm gonna have to
talk to her personally.

Tell Miss Harvey
there's an agent here

from Wells Fargo,
who must talk to her.

Aah! Get out of here!

Pearl, there's a special agent

from Wells Fargo
here to see you.

Get out!

She'll be right out.

If you'll forgive us,
Mr. Hardie,

I'm sure you'd rather
talk to Miss Harvey alone

We have a meeting
with the miners' committee.

Good day.

Any man who walks in on me

when I'm taking a bath is a...

Well.

Did you find Poochie

No, ma'am. I haven't
had a chance to look yet.

But I'm going back over
the trail you came across.

There's only a couple of places between
here and there you can get anything to eat.

And a dog's gotta eat.

Ones a way-station,
the other's an Indian camp.

He'll be at one or the other,

but you gotta tell me
what he looks like.

Oh, well, he's just
a lovable old dog,

about so high,

has hair all over his eyes.

He's gray on one end,
white on the other.

I see.

Well, we'll find
your dog for you.

Well, don't get lost.

You know what I mean.

Yes, ma'am. I know
what you mean,

but I got a dog to find.

Good day.

Ah, Se�or Hardie.

Have a drink

No, thank you.

Oh, then the occasion
is business.

It is.

But this isn't a very good
place to discuss business.

But you're wrong, se�or.

Pedro and I are honest now.

Your Wells Fargo people
have made us a way-station.

That's what I heard, Gonzalez.

Now, if I ask you
an honest question,

you gonna give me
a dishonest answer

Oh, se�or, these days
are forever gone.

Yeah, I heard that, too,
but I'm not sure I believe it.

I'm looking for a dog.

He was on that last stage
that went through here

bound for Silver Lode.

He either fell off,
or someone took him off.

Well, when Se�or Hardie
search for a dog,

must be very important dog, huh

Not that important.

But there is a reward, if
that's what you want to know.

Well, s�, se�or.

There is a dog here.

Se�or Hardie,

if this is the right dog,

he worth much to you, huh

So the reward must be...

Let me see...

A thousand dollars maybe, huh

Gonzalez, for two hours I've
been telling you, the reward is $50,

if its the right dog!
Now, where is he

All right.

Pedro, bring the dog in.

Se�or, this dog is
like a brother to me.

He fill a gap in my heart.

I heard you talk, se�or,

and I think this dog

costs much more and worth
much more than $50.

Amigo.

All I've got is $50
in my pocket.

Gonzalez,

perhaps the se�or will arrange
a Wells Fargo note.

You know,

take now and... and pay later.

I've been sitting here
for 2 hours and 15 minutes.

Now, the dog belongs
to Wells Fargo.

In five minutes, I want to walk
out here and I want to take the dog.

The reward is $50.

Se�or, that is
a beautiful clock.

Let me look at
this beauty, se�or.

Se�or, you honest man.

I am honest.

I tell you what I do.

I will give you the little dog

for a clock and $100, huh

I told you before,
$50 dollars is all I had!

Like I say, se�or,

you honest man.

You have $50
in your right pocket,

and maybe $50
in your left pocket, huh

All right.

$100 and the clock.

Ah, you agree with us.

Why do you do so much
trading for a dog

First, a man give us
$20 to take the dog.

Now you give us a
$100 to take him with you.

Did you say a man gave
you $20 to take the dog

S�.

The two se�ors on the
stage with the blonde lady.

I see.

That's very interesting.

And now you may be
interested to know

that those same two gentlemen

with the blond-headed lady

insured this dog for $20,000,

and I'd have paid $5,000
to get him back

if I'd have had to.

And you remember
what you told me,

'cause we may have to
call on you to testify.

But, Se�or Hardie.

Wells Fargo pay
expenses for witness, huh

S�.

Well, for good expenses,

Gonzalez never forget anything.

Yeah.

Good day. Adi�s, se�or.

Lou.

That payroll that was
coming in tomorrow,

came in tonight.

They're banking it now.

They'll probably make
the payroll in the morning.

Bartender,

would you make me
another, please

You better make it two.

I thought you said
your plan was foolproof.

If that agent returns,
we're as good as dead.

Keep your voice down.

We'll use the same plan tonight
as we were gonna use tomorrow.

It won't work.

You'll never get all those men
off the street into the saloon.

They're half-drunk out there.

Would you break that down
into small change, please

Go get Pearl.

Tell her the show
goes on tonight.

It won't work, Lou.

What about the banker,
the men in the street

I'll take care of the banker
and the men on the street.

You just worry about Pearl.

Now hurry up.
I'll meet you at the bank

when the crowd's off the street.

And, uh,

remember what you're
going up there for.

Keep the change.
CHARLIE: Yee-haw!

In Scarlet town

Where I was born

There lived
a fair maid dwellin'...

Bartender, buy Charlie a drink.

Good evening, Mr. Kendall.

How's our little girlie,
Mr. Kendall

Not too well, Charlie.

Oh, is that a fact

Yeah, she says she's
gonna leave town tonight,

show or no show.

Well, that's awful.

She's pretty distraught.

But it's not as bad as all that.

She's agreed to
do a show tonight,

if you think you
can draw a crowd.

Draw a crowd

I'll say, I can draw a crowd.

Easy as drawing flies
to an old sump hole.

You just leave her to me.

Now, boys,

that little girl that come
here to do a show for us,

she don't feel none too good,

and she's got to leave.

That's not all.

She's agreed to do
a show for us tonight

if we can draw a crowd.

All you boys get
out on the street

and get them
silver slicks in here!

And slowly, slowly,
she drew nigh

Seems like every time
I see you, ma'am,

you're about half undressed.

Here's your dog.
He didn't say much,

but I talked him
into coming home.

Uh, well,

couldn't you just persuade
him to go away again

Don't you want him

I don't need him.

Well, that's not very clear.

What do you mean

Just what I said.
I don't need him anymore.

He's not in the act.

Oh, look, the whole thing
is just a publicity stunt.

With a $20,000 insurance policy

That's a pretty
high-powered publicity stunt.

Look, Mr. Hardie,
you found the dog.

You can have him.

And I'll tell you
something else.

I'm not an actress.

Never have been.

I'm a saloon girl.

Well, that's very interesting.

Now, you know as much as I do,

so go.

And what about
those men out there

They're expecting to see a show.

And I intend to give them one,

one way or another.

And if they don't like it, they
can just get their money back.

Now, out!

All right, I'll have to
ask you to sign this

release on your insurance claim.

That's something I don't
know anything about.

See my managers.

Where are they

Mr. Hardie,

that's something else I don't
know anything about, either.

Well, I'll find them.

And good luck on
your show, ma'am.

And good day.

Oh, excuse me, Mr. Hardie.

Charlie. I got
to get to my seat.

You can see it from here.

What about those two
managers, Kendall and Phillips

Where are they

Whoo-haw! Hoo hoo hoo hoo!

Excerpts from
"Vow to Love Faithfully,"

by Howard Howard,
Earl of Surrey,

1517 to 1547.

A treasure of great poems.

Set me whereas the sun
doth parch the earth

or where his beam

does not dissolve the ice.

In fretful fever

where... where he is felt

and seen

and presence pressed of people

mad and wise.

Don't even rhyme, Mr. Hardie.

No, it sure doesn't.

Wait. That's terrible, isn't it

We'd shoot a girl in Texas if
she ever gave an act like that.

But I'm not against
singing or dancing.

He tickled my fancy

And made me romancy

So happy, so handsome

But what's a girl to do

Whee!
His eyes were so glancy

His eyes were so blue

He tickled my fancy

Oh oh! Ooh ooh!

He smiled like an angel

The devil within

Asked for a kiss

And of course I gave in

He tickles my fancy

As very few do

He'll tickle my fancy

My whole life through

I forgot all the things

That my mother had said

I listened close to

The devil instead

Whee! He tickles my fancy

As very few do

He'll tickle my fancy

My whole life through

Let me go! I gotta
get up there closer!

I'm missing
the show of the century.

Where are those two
agents, Kendall and Phillips

Oh, they're out there
with Dobson the banker.

Something about they
had to leave town

and wanted their policy tonight.

I thought they were
leaving tomorrow night.

Mr. Hardie, I don't care
when they leave!

Let me go!

Yes, sir, that Pearl Harvey
sure is a beauty.

Let's hurry, or we'll miss
the whole show.

Mr. Dobson

Yeah

Everything all right

I'm deeply pleased
you understood

I had nothing
to do with the bank.

No, I never figured you did.

I don't think I could have found
anybody to testify against you anyway.

Well, good luck to you,
Miss Harvey.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

All right, boys. Take her away.

Se�or Hardie,
we came to testify.

Testify

If we'd have
wanted your testimony,

we'd have sent for you.

But...

Are you sure, se�or

Positive.

At least Wells Fargo should pay
something for our troubles to come.

A token maybe.

A token A token!

Well, I agree.
You should have a token.

Here, with my compliments.

Well, Pedro is very
happy to take the perro.

Me must refuse the token.

Why

The perro eats too much food.

We have responsibilities now.

It will cost a lot of money.

Wells Fargo office here ain't
paying no money for keeping a dog.

But, se�or, this little,
poor, lonesome perro,

he must eat.

He must, se�or.

Oh, what is this

Oh, this is a beautiful clock.