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So, Po'pay marched
2,500 people into Santa Fe.
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The Spanish, they're like,
What do we do.
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Ernest Thompson Seton gets
out to New Mexico and he says,
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I hear there's all these wolves to kill.
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[imitates gunshots]
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[laughs]
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Major Jesse Marcel says,
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We have discovered...
a crashed flying saucer.
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Ah!
[smooches, laughs]
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[patriotic music]
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sync & correction by f1nc0
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What I love about New Mexico.
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Not going outside,
that's for one thing.
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You burst into flame if you go outside.
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People don't know that there's
a Mexico and a New Mexico.
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- They think it's the same thing.
- Right.
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And then they think
we all speak Spanish.
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I don't speak a lick
of Spanish. [laughs]
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- It's the land of enchantment.
- Land of entrapment.
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- Land of entrapment.
- Land of entrapment.
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You come on vacation,
you leave on probation.
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- Holla.
- That's it. [laughs]
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Cheers.
I'm so glad you're doing this.
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- Cheers. Thanks for having me.
- Thank you.
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I can't wait to
get hammered with you.
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That guy just pulled over to
put something in my trash cans.
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[laughs] Trouble!
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I kinda want to see what
he put in your trash cans.
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[laughs]
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- This could turn into a whole new show.
- This is like "Vice."
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- I'm not kidding, there's Wet Ones in there.
- Eww, no!
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- No respect.
- Adherence.
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This is a family
neighborhood, you can't just
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eat Wendy's and masturbate.
[laughs]
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Hi, I'm Fortune Feimster,
and today we're gonna talk about
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Po'pay and the Pueblo Revolt.
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[Western music]
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Our story starts in the 1600s.
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There were people called
the Pueblo Indians,
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and they were living peacefully,
doing their thing, being Indians.
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There's this Pueblo Indian named Po'pay.
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He's, like, very
charismatic, everyone wanted
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to hang out with him, s...
life of the party.
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That would be Po'pay.
[both laugh]
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So, in 1675, the Spanish came in
and took over the Pueblo area,
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so Po'pay was like,
This is my place. Don't bother us.
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We're doing our Indian stuff.
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The governor, Trevi�o, was like,
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I'm worried about you Pueblo
Indians and your teachings,
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and I'm worried that it's gonna
impede on my Christian beliefs.
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So, they... he gathered up
a bunch of Pueblo Indian
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leaders and he was like,
You're a witch!
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He killed like four of 'em.
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So Po'pay was like,
I'm gonna get you back.
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So one night, Po'pay gets a message
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from this god called Pohe-Yemo...
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- Shamu.
- Which sounds like Shamu!
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My brothers called me
Shamu when I was little.
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- That's not nice.
- It's not nice. I was like, [bleep] you!
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So, Pohe-Yemo, he was like,
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You need to get everybody together.
You speak all the dialects.
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You... You have the power
to get everybody together
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and... and bring... and...
and bring everybody together
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to revolt, and so, let's do this, like,
use your powers for good.
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So Po'pay gathers
70 different communities.
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Po'pay gives all these
leaders a piece of rope,
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and he was like, Every
day, you untie a knot,
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and then when these knots
are untied, we gonna revolt!
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So every day, the Poi...
the Pueblos untied the knots,
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they use like deerskin,
like smoke signals,
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um, text messages...
[laughter]
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But, Po'pay was super insecure,
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and he was like, I don't trust anybody,
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and so, you guys have to keep secrets,
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and if you don't keep a secret,
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I will, like, "Soprano"
style murder you.
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But then there were
two assholes who ended
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up telling the secret
anyway to a priest,
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so the... so the priest
says to the governor,
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Look, I just heard from
these two little bitches
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that... that Po'pay... he's angry,
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and he's got all these Pueblos
that are coming for you.
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And then Juan... Pablo...
no, Juan Pablo is my gardener.
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Juan Francisco Trevi�o
told all the Spanish people,
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Get to Santa Fe!
Some [bleep] about to go down.
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Close the doors.
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And he's like, Nobody's
coming in here...
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no matter what.
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And so, somebody comes
to Po'pay and is like,
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Hey, look, you gotta
start the revolt like ASAP.
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Like, immediately.
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He was like,
You need to send out a Bat-Signal...
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A smoke signal... not a Bat-Signal.
So he was like,
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Hey, listen, Pueblos,
tonight's the night.
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We're gonna [bleep]
up some Spanish people.
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We're doing this now!
We're revolting!
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Come on, Pueblos, let's get it together!
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And, so, in August 1680,
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Po'pay marched 2,500 people
into... into Santa Fe,
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and he went to the palace
and he started attacking them,
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and they were... they were
shooting back and forth
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at each other,
and Po'pay was like,
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We're gonna show that
governor who's boss.
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Po'pay cut off their water supply.
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He's like, If you don't have water,
you can't do anything.
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And they were like, What do we do?
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They just sat there
like a bunch of bitches.
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After six days, Po'pay was like,
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I'm tired of losing men.
I'm tired of people dying.
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I got things to do.
I'm hungry.
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He's like, I'ma let you go.
I'ma let you guys go.
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Normally, in history,
you hear about Indians
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gettin', like, [bleep]ed,
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but this story,
the Indians came out on top.
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He was like,
pfft, [bleep] you guys. Burn it down.
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This is my jam.
This is my palace.
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He ruled Santa Fe,
burned down all the stuff
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the Spaniards had put up,
and New Mexico, to this day,
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has Spanish influence, Indian influence,
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and some methamphetamines'
influence as well. [laughs]
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Do you feel like we've talked...
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Do you feel like we've
talked America enough?
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- We do. We...
- What else?
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- I do.
- What else do you want from us?
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- I...
- Go to school! [laughs]
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What are you drinking?
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I'm drinking a vodka
and a soda and a lime.
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- Plural, though.
- Look at all these limes.
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One, two, three, four...
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? My baby don't mess around ?
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? Because she loves me so,
and that I know... da... ?
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Can't clear that.
[laughs]
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Is that... was it too accurate,
that we can't even use it?
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Maybe it wasn't.
[laughs]
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Hello, I'm Mike Still,
and today we're gonna
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talk about Ernest Thompson Seton,
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the founder of the
Boy Scouts of America.
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Cheers.
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Ernest Thompson Seton was
born to a really mean dad.
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His life at home was awful,
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so he ran out in the woods
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and it was a place that
he could truly explore,
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and he said,
I am a human that exists
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among birds,
among beavers,
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among badgers,
among animals.
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He got to fantasize
about being an Indian
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and he drew the most
beautiful pictures of birds.
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So in 1893, he meets
his girlfriend's father,
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Fitz Randolph, and he was like,
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We got all this problems
out in New Mexico.
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We got these wolves. They're killing us.
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All of our cattle...
they're getting out there,
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they're eating the cattle.
We just need someone
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to, like, help us out.
We just need someone.
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And Ernest is like,
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I'll do it.
No problem.
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He's spent a ton of time in the wild.
He's very used to this.
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So, Ernest gets out to
New Mexico, and he's like,
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I hear there's all these wolves to kill.
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And the cowboys are like,
No, no, no, man. There's one.
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His name is Lobo,
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the King of Currumpaw-ba-ba.
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The King of Currumpaw.
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Seton's like, Let's do this.
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And then it says that he
works through the woods,
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he's tracking the animal.
He looks, he picks up a leaf.
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Oh, Lobo, you've been here.
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And Lobo's like,
Yes, you know I have.
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You know I have.
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Well, I'm on my way to get you.
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All he wants to do is kill this wolf.
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[arrow whooshing noise]
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With some sort of bow and arrow,
a rifle...
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[blows]
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[gun noises]
[laughs]
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Just showing how you kill a wolf.
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But he can't do it.
He's...
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a total smart [bleep]ing wolf.
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So he's hunting Lobo for four months.
All of a sudden,
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he's like lookin' out on
the prairie, and he's like,
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Why am I seeing this
wolf during the day?
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And it turns out Lobo was hangin' out
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with the hottest wolf
that's ever existed,
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and she's super [bleep]ing hot.
Real hot.
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So, um... [both laugh]
Lobo and Blanca were hanging out,
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and they were the super
coolest humans to ever hang out.
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They were super chill.
Ernest realizes,
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The only thing that could kill Lobo
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is the most dangerous
weapon of all... Love.
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Ernest and his boys go after Blanca,
they go after her,
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and they... they capture Blanca.
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They know that she is
the way to get Lobo.
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So then, they pull her
back and they kill her.
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Just totally done.
It's done. They got her.
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They got her!
They got her.
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And Seton's like,
Now we can get Lobo.
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A... A... A... And he takes her corpse
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back to his camp, and
he hears, that night,
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the sad... the sad howl.
[howling]
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[laughs]
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And Lobo came closer than
he ever did before, and...
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[banging noises]
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He was caught by four traps.
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And Seton came out, and was like,
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Got him. We got him.
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But then, he looked
in this animal's eyes,
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and he realized this was
someone that was heartbroken.
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This was someone that was
completely heartbroken.
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So Seton said, I'm not gonna kill him.
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I'm gonna... he carried him back,
he gave him meat,
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and then he died.
But this [bleep]ed him up.
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He couldn't believe that he had, like,
killed this animal.
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Yeah, he was just like,
What the [bleep] did I do here?
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Like, I [bleep]ing killed
this beautiful animal,
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that somehow it was okay
to, like, kill things?
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Why? Why?!
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WHY?
Like, in capital letters.
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So he put out a book.
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It was called
"Wild Animals I Have Known."
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He gives the animals in his book
personalities and thoughts,
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and most people can't
[bleep]ing deal with that.
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It blows their [bleep]ing minds.
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So after years... [sighs]
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Years later, in 1902,
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he's writing books, he's
drawing pictures of birds.
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And then all of a sudden,
he hears all this noise,
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and he looks out...
What is going on out here?!
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Tons of boys start
vandalizing his house.
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He just runs after these
boys, and they're like,
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Sorry, man, we come from troubled homes.
We had abusive dads.
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And Ernest is like,
Whoa, what the [bleep]?
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You're just like me.
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He says, All right.
I need to get all these boys together
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and hang out on Easter.
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And they're like,
What is this guy's deal?
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We have no idea what he's going to do.
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And he's like,
You thought I was gonna reprimand you.
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Guess what?
We're learning about woods!
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We're learning about survival.
We're learning about trees.
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We're learning about all the things
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that humans need to know to prosper.
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He called his hangout
the Woodcraft Indians.
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It eventually grew into
the Boy Scouts of America.
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[wolf howl]
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All right, so here we have...
we're gonna do a slip knot.
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- Slip knot.
- Pretty easy.
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So, all we want to do is go over...
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hold on, it's already pretty bent.
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So we go over this, right?
Then we go over that.
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- Oh, so we're gonna go over each knot.
- Knot!
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And, so now, it's just a rope.
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Not... just hold on.
Wait... to go over here...
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We're gonna pull this though
that... Oh, wait, hold on...
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I believe we are
ready to get started!
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[applause]
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My name is Norma, and I
come from the planet Nyto.
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I'm Bacoscia from the planet Venusia.
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On my planet, women rule.
[whoos]
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Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
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All right, coming up is Daryl Walters
from the planet Mudocon.
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His diet consists of
whiskey and rice cakes.
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He's a Leo, and he wants to
run for President one day.
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L-O-L!
[laughter]
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- Hey, I finished all the vodka, so...
- Do you want to do a shot, though?
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I'll do a shot with you.
To every ufologist...
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who is seeking the truth out there.
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Who's digging deep
and doing the legwork.
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This one goes for you.
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Oh, Mommy.
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Hello, today we're
gonna be talking about
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the Roswell UFO crash of 1947.
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[burps]
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So Mac Brazel, a foreman
for a sheep rancher,
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he sees some metallic pieces
[music]
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laying opossum... upon his acreage.
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And he's like,
Well this is very interesting.
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I mean, what the ding-dong
could this really be?
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There are some things going on
on this ranch
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that defy human explanation.
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So immediately, he contacts
the local Army Air Force base.
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They send out a guy
named Major Jesse Marcel,
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a very decorated, very smart individual,
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and Major Jesse Marcel's like,
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Well this is not from us.
This is not from the Air Force.
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This is not from a crashed airplane.
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This is not crashed from a satellite.
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This must be alien.
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So, J... Major Jesse Marcel
contacts the local paper and says,
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We have discovered...
a crashed flying saucer.
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Holy [bleep].
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In the newspaper, they actually put
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The military has recovered
alien spacecrafts...
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space... craft that has
crashed with wreckage.
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The Pentagon is freaking out.
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So they're basically saying,
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Oh, Jesus Christ, Project Mogul,
you know that thing we're doing?
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The balloon that we're
testing with microphones
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trying to detect
Russian nuclear activity?
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Our top-secret project has crashed
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on a sheep rancher's property, man.
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This was a... the most top secret
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project going on at the time,
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and Project Mogul was
a weather balloom
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atmospheric craft that
was going to detect
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sounds of a nuclear test going on
with nuclear weapons.
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All of a sudden, the Pentagon...
they are swarming the area.
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They're cornering off the whole area.
They're picking up debris.
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The Pentagon kept the Air Force
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in the dark about this whole thing.
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So Major Jesse Marcel said,
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We are in the midst of a huge cover-up.
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Holy [bleep], this is crazy.
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Which, for the Pentagon,
is exactly what they wanted.
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Secret Military. Alien.
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The perfect smoke screen.
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Years go on and on, and
no one gave a [bleep],
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and the local town people
sort of forgot about it,
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and it wasn't a big deal.
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They're like,
Oh, yeah, well, we don't...
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not really sure what
happened, blah blah blah.
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Everyone forgot about it
until 1978.
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Jesse Marcel, now a very aging man,
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calls up famed ufologist
Stanton T. Friedman.
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I need to tell you a
little bit of a story.
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It's the story of the Roswell UFO crash.
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Stanton Friedman's like,
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[whispers] I'm all ears.
Give me the juice.
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Gimme the juice that I so desire.
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We're on a...
I'm sorry, I'm lost.
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- Okay, uh...
- We're talking about Roswell.
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[laughs] And... yeah.
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[laughs]
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So, Stanton Friedman flies down there
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from Northern California,
and is just, like,
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I'm lovin' this.
This is a great situation.
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Marcel, he gives him
the whole Roswell spiel.
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Stanton Friedman hears all about this,
and so he's like,
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Pay dirt. Eureka.
I am going to write a book.
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And write a book he does.
He writes a bestseller.
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Roswell now, which had been
forgotten about for 30 years,
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becomes a huge deal, and thus is born
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a whole new generation of ufologists.
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It must be an alien spacecraft...
from another planet.
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- Capisce?
- Capisce.
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In 1995, citizens kept
on writing in, saying
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Can you please tell us
what happened with Roswell?
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So the Pentagon says,
All right, you deserve to know.
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We will release all
the Freedom Informa...
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Freedom of Information Act...
FOIA documents.
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They do so,
and the whole story about
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Project Mogul comes out.
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The reality of the
situation is... is that...
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extraterrestrial beings
from another planet
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did not crash in the desert
of Roswell, New Mexico.
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And, you know, now
today Roswell, the town,
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refuses to acknowledge Project Mogul,
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so they are the ones projecting
the UFO angle with all this stuff.
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Well, this is a...
kind of a rendition of
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the typical pleiadian gray alien.
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He's got the teardrop almond eyes,
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the nose with the limited slits,
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- and... in the mouth.
- How much did you pay for this thing?
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- 450 bucks.
- Jesus.
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- Got a good deal.
- They saw you coming...
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They didn't show you the
back part 'till you left?
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I didn't see that 'till
I got home, and yeah,
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and I did feel like a...
quite a heel for that.
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[patriotic music]
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If I were living in the 1600s,
I would want to be a... a whore.
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- Why?
- The... The Roundhouse.
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That would be my signature
move. The Roundhouse.
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What's The Roundhouse?
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- Whoa.
- That was your penis.
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Thank you.
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