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[Train whistle blows]
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Man: Great, but I can see you thinking!
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- [Camera shutter clicks]
- Less thinking!
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Empty your mind!
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I want you blank-eyed and slack-jawed!
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Stare into space!
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The thousand-yard stare!
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- [Camera shutter clicking]
- That's it! That's it!
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Right there! Yes!
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[Body thuds, people gasp]
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We got it!
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Someone get her some cocaine.
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[Gunshot]
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[Horns honking]
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Her name is Lola Falana.
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Sorry, Murphy. Above your pay grade.
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Come on, Hoffman.
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Miss Falana was on her way
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to becoming America's next supermodel
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until yesterday when she was
corseted to death
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at a fashion shoot for Popular Magazine.
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She's the fifth supermodel to be
killed in the last two months.
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And Vice President Perry has
declared a national emergency.
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[Mouse clicks]
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The fear is we're only
a few murders away
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from ordinary-looking women
appearing on magazine covers.
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My third foster mom was a supermodel,
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so this one hits really
close to foster home.
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Has the FBI looked into it?
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The Female Body Inspectors are
completely stumped, so it falls to us.
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Since all the models died
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at a Popular Magazine photo shoot,
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we're gonna commence
an undercover operation
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at the magazine's headquarters
in Tulsa, Oklahoma...
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the fashion capital of the U.S.
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God damn it. What the hell do a bunch
of ex-cops know about fashion?
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Shit!
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Fashion is perception.
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And I know everything about perception.
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The shoe was intended
to enhance the calf,
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the pant was invented
to show off the buttocks,
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and the shirt is nothing
but a hat for the pants.
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Look, we're heading
into an unfamiliar world
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with mysteries around every dark corner.
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But after that, we're
gonna solve this crime.
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So in the immortal words
of Tim Gunn... "Make it work"!
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[KT Tunstall's "Suddenly I See" plays]
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Her face is a map of the
world, is a map of the world
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You can see she's a beautiful girl
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She's a beautiful girl
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And everything around her
is a silver pool of light
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People who surround her
feel the benefit of it
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It makes you calm
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[Elevator bell dings]
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She holds you captivated in her palm
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Suddenly I see
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Suddenly I see
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This is what I want to be
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Suddenly I see
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Suddenly I see
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Excuse me. I'm here to
interview with Anna Summour.
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All right. Thank you.
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- Tribeca?!
- Tanner?!
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[Squeals]
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[Both laugh]
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What are you doing here?!
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I'm on a secret mission
to investigate dead models!
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What about you?
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I'm looking into embezzlement
at the parent company!
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Together: Oh, my God!
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[Both laugh]
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Uh, w-what are you undercover as?
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A lunatic?
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No, as Ms. Summour's second assistant.
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Uh, uh, honey, girl, look.
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Luckily, she won't be in
for another 30 minutes,
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- so that's gonna give us...
- Man: She's coming off the elevator!
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[People shouting indistinctly]
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Man: Fire's out!
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[Tool clicking]
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[Camera shutter clicks]
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[Elevator bell dings]
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My driver was 15 minutes late
this morning.
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I never called you a driver.
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And the proofs that you were
supposed to send me last night
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- were not in my e-mail.
- I totally forgot your e-mail.
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Would you call Darien
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and find out if he wants
to do lunch today?
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I don't even know who Darien is.
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And, please, not the Cliff House.
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What in God's name is this?
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Oh, this is a stromboli.
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It's kind of like a calzone,
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but more like a pizza on the inside.
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And what are you
and your stromboli doing
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sitting in front of my desk?
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I am here to interview
to be your new assistant.
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[Chuckles] Of course you are.
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Have you even read Popular Magazine?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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I, uh, was particularly fond
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of last spring's story about... tops?
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Oh, that was our best-selling issue.
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Mm.
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Well, we might give
you a shot after all.
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But, um...
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We're really going to have
to do something about this.
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Looks like she's wearing a garbage bag.
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[Chuckles]
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Is there any more egg roll?
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There was one left. Where is it?
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We found some DNA on her skin
that definitely isn't hers.
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Well, that's promising, but presumably,
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a lot of people were touching
her that day...
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hair stylists, makeup artists, perverts.
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I can assure you this
person did not touch her.
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What makes you so sure?
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The reason this person
never touched her is because
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he lives in Peru and has never
visited the U.S.
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Maybe Falana did a modeling gig in Peru.
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Checked her passport.
She's never been to Peru.
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Well, that's a real head scratcher.
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How old did you say
this model was again?
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I didn't. 22.
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Now I have.
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No, she's not 22.
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Look at the tan line on her finger.
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So she was married. Big deal.
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It's on the wrong hand.
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That's a yo-yo string tan line.
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Well, I'll be damned. She's right.
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The yo-yo craze was late '80s,
early '90s at the latest.
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This woman either inherited
the best genes in the world,
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or something's keeping
her looking incredibly young.
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All right. Here's what we do...
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We fly down to Peru, and we have a talk
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with this guy with the DNA.
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Here's the kicker...
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You can't have a word with the guy...
he's been dead for two years.
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Chubster.
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Uggo.
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Dump truck.
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Revenge of the blob.
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Danny, why is it so difficult
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to find models who can actually
wear the clothes we feature?
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We had skinnier ones,
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but they fell through the subway grates.
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I'll find some more, Ms. Summour.
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Ladies. [Claps twice] Come on, shoo.
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Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo.
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- Danny?
- Yes?
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Where's the new boy?
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You know, the boxy one.
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You mean me?
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Oh, God.
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[Sighs]
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My son wants to read
the new Harry Potter book,
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and I want you to get it for me.
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I don't think there is
a new Harry Potter.
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I read in Newsweek magazine
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that J.K. Rowling was thinking
of writing a ninth book.
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I want that book on my
desk by this afternoon.
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Absolutely.
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So these models dying... crazy, huh?
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Models die. That's the business.
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Now, if you're quite finished
with your exclusive interview,
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I need someone to muck out the stables.
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Yes, ma'am.
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And, uh, you do something
to step up your look.
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This is a fashion magazine,
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not a Macaroni Grill.
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Is it really that important?
It's just clothes.
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[Fire crackles]
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Where the hell is Tribeca?
We were supposed to regroup.
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She's working late for that woman again.
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All she cares about lately.
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I'm gonna hit the head.
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Wha... Gah!
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Scholls: Sorry.
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I was doing some forensics tests
on the other dead models.
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Charo was supposed to put them
back in their graves.
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Not before I've completed my analysis.
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What? You're gonna read
the faces of dead people?
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You'd be surprised how much
the dead have to say.
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I wish I had stayed in school.
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We found DNA from several different
dead Peruvians on all five models.
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This is difficult for me to say,
but I'm stamped.
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Sorry, stumped.
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None of the women had ever been to Peru?
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And none of the Peruvians had been here.
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Damn it! I hate the weird ones!
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Would it be too much to ask
to have a robbery gone wrong
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resulting in three dead and two wounded?
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- [Cellphone beeping]
- Ugh. Sorry I'm late.
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I'm dealing with like
nine different things.
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Okay, send.
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Hey, guys. What's up?
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Sorry I'm late. I'm dealing with
like eight different things.
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This is the first night
you've worked late in a row.
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When are you gonna take some
time to work on this case?
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I am working on this case,
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which means that I have
to maintain my cover.
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But I'm here now, so, what's up?
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- Okay. Well, all five models...
- That's her. I got to go.
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I forgot to give her "Harry
Potter and the Clump of Hair."
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Well, gee, if you get a chance to,
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I don't know, tell us
what you've learned so far...
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Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
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Anna Summour definitely knows something.
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I asked her about the models,
and she got real squirrelly.
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Ugh. That's kind of all I got right now,
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but we can check in later in the week.
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- We have to go to Peru.
- Oh my God, that sounds so fun.
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- [Cellphone rings, beeps]
- No! It's because all the models...
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Yeah. No, I'm no my way. Okay.
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All right, guys, call me
when you get back from Peru,
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and we'll totally set up
a lunch or something.
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TTFN.
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- [Door closes]
- "TTFN"?
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Feels very pushed.
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I got the manuscript,
and I had J.K. Rowling
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change Harry's name to your son's name.
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Fine.
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Everything okay?
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Magazine's going under. Hm.
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Ugh.
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[Sighs]
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Did you ever think
about doing anything else?
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Like when you were a little girl,
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did you ever have a dream?
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All I ever wanted was to be beautiful
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and fashionable and a fireman.
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Well, it's not too late.
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There's fires everywhere nowadays.
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[Chuckles]
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I like you, Angie Tribeca.
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You got a good head on your shoulders.
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But your face could use some work.
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[Drawer opens]
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Try this cream...
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once at night and once in the morning
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and twice during the day.
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I think you'll find. In a week,
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you'll be staring at
a 45-year-old in the mirror.
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You know, Anna, these past...
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- Please leave.
- Okay.
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[Monkey shrieking]
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[Insects buzzing]
_
262
00:10:04,965 --> 00:10:07,365
[A.J. grunting]
263
00:10:07,433 --> 00:10:09,601
[Both breathing heavily]
264
00:10:11,869 --> 00:10:13,402
Where the hell is the guide?
265
00:10:13,454 --> 00:10:14,387
- Dead.
- What?
266
00:10:14,574 --> 00:10:16,656
Jaguar got him back by the river.
267
00:10:17,043 --> 00:10:23,515
268
00:10:24,739 --> 00:10:26,784
I'm sure I've seen these names before.
269
00:10:26,853 --> 00:10:28,586
Let me run them through the database.
270
00:10:28,655 --> 00:10:30,454
We are here at your pleasure, sir.
271
00:10:30,524 --> 00:10:34,192
Whatever customs or ancient
traditions you have here,
272
00:10:34,260 --> 00:10:35,593
we would like to respect.
273
00:10:36,248 --> 00:10:38,262
I'm just gonna enter them
into the computer.
274
00:10:38,332 --> 00:10:39,852
Gracias for that.
275
00:10:40,686 --> 00:10:41,796
[Clears throat]
276
00:10:42,802 --> 00:10:44,329
Computer, search mode.
277
00:10:45,339 --> 00:10:46,804
[Whispering] What's he doing?
278
00:10:46,873 --> 00:10:49,273
[Whispering] I think
it's some kind of prayer.
279
00:10:49,275 --> 00:10:52,210
No, we... we switched to voice
mode about three years ago.
280
00:10:53,226 --> 00:10:56,715
Search names Pedro Martinez,
Nomar Garciaparra,
281
00:10:56,716 --> 00:10:59,751
Manny Ramirez, David Ortiz, Wade Boggs.
282
00:10:59,819 --> 00:11:01,653
Computer: [Chimes] Searching.
283
00:11:02,781 --> 00:11:04,675
Don't. You'll hallucinate.
284
00:11:07,093 --> 00:11:08,560
[Pepper thuds]
[Computer beeps]
285
00:11:08,946 --> 00:11:11,483
Ah, well, it seems
like these were just drifters
286
00:11:11,484 --> 00:11:14,098
who were in the wrong place
at the wrong time.
287
00:11:14,167 --> 00:11:17,169
Well, I don't know how you run
things down here, Major Chocano,
288
00:11:17,237 --> 00:11:19,637
but in America, killing is a crime...
289
00:11:19,706 --> 00:11:21,773
unless it's done by a rich person.
290
00:11:21,841 --> 00:11:24,724
No, it's a crime down here,
as well, Se?or Atkins.
291
00:11:26,646 --> 00:11:30,241
There's a notation next
to each one that says "Gordo."
292
00:11:31,910 --> 00:11:34,865
Gordo is, uh, how you say in English...
293
00:11:34,866 --> 00:11:36,322
- Gordon?
- A gourd?
294
00:11:36,370 --> 00:11:37,637
Like, we have a joke down here...
295
00:11:37,761 --> 00:11:40,458
Your mama's so gordo,
Machu Picchu climbs her.
296
00:11:40,526 --> 00:11:41,551
Like, mountainous?
297
00:11:41,552 --> 00:11:43,728
Possessing many steps?
298
00:11:43,797 --> 00:11:47,017
Fat. The victims were all fat.
299
00:11:47,333 --> 00:11:56,741
300
00:11:56,743 --> 00:12:05,750
301
00:12:05,752 --> 00:12:07,485
- Can I have a cookie?
- We're out.
302
00:12:07,554 --> 00:12:08,772
But he's eating one.
303
00:12:08,773 --> 00:12:10,220
I brought it from home.
304
00:12:10,757 --> 00:12:13,425
Package for... Special Division Force?
305
00:12:13,427 --> 00:12:15,778
I'll sign for it. It's here, sir.
306
00:12:16,362 --> 00:12:18,162
Let's go.
307
00:12:18,164 --> 00:12:20,364
308
00:12:20,434 --> 00:12:21,762
[Grunts]
309
00:12:23,169 --> 00:12:24,636
So this is our fat Peruvian?
310
00:12:24,704 --> 00:12:27,171
Wow. The standards for beauty down there
311
00:12:27,241 --> 00:12:28,306
must be really high.
312
00:12:28,374 --> 00:12:30,107
This guy is absolutely not fat.
313
00:12:30,108 --> 00:12:31,599
Look at all this extra skin.
314
00:12:31,861 --> 00:12:33,177
This man was obese.
315
00:12:33,247 --> 00:12:35,527
So what? He lost weight
through diet and exercise?
316
00:12:35,528 --> 00:12:36,489
Not a chance.
317
00:12:36,490 --> 00:12:38,583
It appears someone sucked
all the fat out of his body.
318
00:12:38,652 --> 00:12:40,185
What? How do you know that?
319
00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:42,679
320
00:12:42,680 --> 00:12:43,929
Look at the buttocks.
321
00:12:44,083 --> 00:12:45,321
See that pinprick?
322
00:12:45,955 --> 00:12:47,688
Someone tapped this ass.
323
00:12:47,861 --> 00:12:49,594
Someone tapped this ass hard.
324
00:12:49,663 --> 00:12:53,231
325
00:12:56,270 --> 00:13:00,138
326
00:13:00,206 --> 00:13:05,315
I cannot seem to get
this ensemble to pop.
327
00:13:06,230 --> 00:13:08,613
Don't ask me. I don't
know jack about fashion.
328
00:13:08,682 --> 00:13:09,881
Ms. Summour said if I come up
329
00:13:09,950 --> 00:13:11,883
with some great ideas
for the September issue,
330
00:13:11,952 --> 00:13:14,085
she'll take me to fashion
week in Baghdad.
331
00:13:14,154 --> 00:13:17,021
Then I can crack this whole
embezzlement thing wide open.
332
00:13:17,090 --> 00:13:19,891
I don't know. I just think
it has too much going on.
333
00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:20,825
Hmm.
334
00:13:20,894 --> 00:13:22,360
What if you just went simpler?
335
00:13:22,362 --> 00:13:23,229
Hm.
336
00:13:23,363 --> 00:13:33,705
337
00:13:33,773 --> 00:13:35,707
Tribeca, you just dressed her as a cop.
338
00:13:35,775 --> 00:13:37,775
Look, nobody in the fashion industry
339
00:13:37,844 --> 00:13:39,177
is ever gonna look at this and think...
340
00:13:39,245 --> 00:13:40,444
I love it!
341
00:13:41,297 --> 00:13:43,556
Neutral colors. Clean lines.
342
00:13:43,557 --> 00:13:45,128
Is it a man? Is it a woman?
343
00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:49,680
This. This is what I want
for the September issue.
344
00:13:49,854 --> 00:13:50,986
It was my idea.
345
00:13:50,988 --> 00:13:52,922
I think it's absolutely brilliant.
346
00:13:52,924 --> 00:13:54,457
Say, if you're not too busy,
347
00:13:54,735 --> 00:13:57,669
would you like to join me
for fashion week in Baghdad?
348
00:13:57,738 --> 00:14:00,005
Oh, I-I couldn't possibly...
349
00:14:00,074 --> 00:14:01,504
say no to that.
350
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:02,941
Count me in!
351
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,342
Excellent.
352
00:14:04,412 --> 00:14:06,666
353
00:14:06,667 --> 00:14:09,517
Here's to Maria Charo,
whose birthday is next week.
354
00:14:09,518 --> 00:14:11,549
Charo: Thank you, thank you.
You're all too kind.
355
00:14:11,619 --> 00:14:12,985
My birthday is today.
356
00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:15,954
Oh my God, Scholls,
how could I have forgotten?
357
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:17,771
You said you had a
breakthrough on the case?
358
00:14:17,772 --> 00:14:19,357
The discovery that fat had been sucked
359
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,792
out of all the Peruvian
victims got me thinking.
360
00:14:21,793 --> 00:14:23,259
What is fat used for?
361
00:14:23,475 --> 00:14:24,662
It's in our food...
362
00:14:25,499 --> 00:14:26,725
they use it in soap...
363
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,034
plastic bags.
364
00:14:30,569 --> 00:14:31,836
It's even in crayons.
365
00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:36,041
But did you know that it's also
a common ingredient
366
00:14:36,110 --> 00:14:38,576
in many beauty products,
including moisturizers?
367
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:40,245
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
368
00:14:40,314 --> 00:14:41,246
[Barks]
369
00:14:41,315 --> 00:14:42,448
So I went back and did tests
370
00:14:42,516 --> 00:14:43,861
on all the dead models and found out
371
00:14:43,862 --> 00:14:46,051
that they all used the same
age-defying face cream.
372
00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:49,655
Someone is selling a face
cream with human fat in it?
373
00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:52,756
That begs the question... does it work?
374
00:14:52,757 --> 00:14:55,455
Someone's smuggling illegal
human fat into the country,
375
00:14:55,456 --> 00:14:56,704
we need to find out who.
376
00:14:56,705 --> 00:14:59,240
Whoever's doing this
is narcissistic, vain,
377
00:14:59,241 --> 00:15:00,933
shallow, obsessed with appearance,
378
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:03,335
and willing to do anything
to cling to whatever sliver
379
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,804
of youth that's slowly slipping
from their fingers.
380
00:15:05,806 --> 00:15:08,540
Yes, but does it work?!
381
00:15:08,609 --> 00:15:10,342
[Cellphone ringing]
382
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,810
- [Cellphone beeps]
- Angela Geils.
383
00:15:11,812 --> 00:15:13,745
Hey, it's me. I'm stuck at the office.
384
00:15:13,814 --> 00:15:15,413
How long are you guys gonna be there?
385
00:15:15,483 --> 00:15:17,149
It's Scholls' breakthrough,
and you're missing it.
386
00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:19,485
It's not like I don't want to be there.
387
00:15:19,553 --> 00:15:21,553
Which reminds me,
388
00:15:21,622 --> 00:15:24,089
I'm not gonna be there tomorrow
for your realization.
389
00:15:24,158 --> 00:15:25,757
I'm gonna be on a flight to Baghdad.
390
00:15:25,826 --> 00:15:27,618
Baghdad? What the hell is going on?
391
00:15:27,619 --> 00:15:29,682
Do you know how many girls
would die for this job?
392
00:15:29,683 --> 00:15:31,022
Yeah, five.
393
00:15:31,023 --> 00:15:33,177
We just found out that they all
had a face cream
394
00:15:33,178 --> 00:15:35,567
that had fat from
murdered Peruvians in it.
395
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,710
Human fat in face cream?
396
00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:40,706
Okay, that sounds insane. I got to go.
397
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:42,107
We're almost finished
with the September issue,
398
00:15:42,176 --> 00:15:44,182
and we have to get to Kinko's
before it closes.
399
00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:45,542
Well listen, Mom,
400
00:15:45,759 --> 00:15:48,159
you need to decide
what your priorities are.
401
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:51,317
Tomorrow, we're planning
a really big bust,
402
00:15:51,385 --> 00:15:52,989
and if you don't show up...
403
00:15:53,854 --> 00:15:55,587
I guess we'll know what you chose.
404
00:15:55,656 --> 00:15:56,722
A.J., come on...
405
00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:58,456
- [Whimpers]
- [Receiver dings]
406
00:15:58,526 --> 00:15:59,851
A.J.?
407
00:16:00,566 --> 00:16:02,833
You know, the more I think about it,
408
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:05,864
the more I realize
that you'd be the perfect model
409
00:16:05,866 --> 00:16:07,132
for our new cop look.
410
00:16:07,201 --> 00:16:09,540
Well, I've never been a model before,
411
00:16:09,998 --> 00:16:12,866
but I have been wearing
clothes since I was 12.
412
00:16:13,007 --> 00:16:15,941
413
00:16:16,010 --> 00:16:17,675
[Tires screech]
414
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:23,949
415
00:16:24,018 --> 00:16:30,088
416
00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:31,690
[Tires screech]
417
00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:33,989
Freeze, scumbags!
418
00:16:33,990 --> 00:16:35,229
Hands in the air!
419
00:16:35,230 --> 00:16:37,230
Get 'em up right night now!
420
00:16:37,299 --> 00:16:38,232
Are you the police?
421
00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:39,734
Hyah! Oh!
422
00:16:41,711 --> 00:16:42,837
Any other questions?
423
00:16:42,905 --> 00:16:44,429
No, man. We're cool.
424
00:16:44,707 --> 00:16:54,849
425
00:16:54,917 --> 00:16:56,116
What the hell is this?
426
00:16:56,375 --> 00:16:57,785
- Heroin.
- I know it's heroin!
427
00:16:58,298 --> 00:16:59,297
Where's the fat?
428
00:16:59,349 --> 00:17:01,439
I don't know what you're talkin' about.
429
00:17:01,487 --> 00:17:05,132
430
00:17:05,195 --> 00:17:06,861
- Heroin.
- [Brick thuds]
431
00:17:07,253 --> 00:17:08,329
Real fur.
432
00:17:08,398 --> 00:17:09,530
[Fur thuds]
433
00:17:09,532 --> 00:17:11,866
A decent studio comedy...
434
00:17:11,934 --> 00:17:13,734
[Video case clatters]
435
00:17:13,803 --> 00:17:16,737
436
00:17:16,739 --> 00:17:19,108
I don't know, sir. It should be here.
437
00:17:19,742 --> 00:17:27,748
438
00:17:27,750 --> 00:17:31,085
Listen, Sir Tub-a-Lard,
it's a boiling hot day out here,
439
00:17:31,153 --> 00:17:33,849
and I don't have time for nonsense!
440
00:17:34,290 --> 00:17:38,959
Wait a minute. What smells delicious?
441
00:17:39,029 --> 00:17:40,695
[Liquid dripping]
442
00:17:40,763 --> 00:17:46,300
443
00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:47,835
Hand me that knife.
444
00:17:48,771 --> 00:17:50,705
[Knife clicks]
445
00:17:50,773 --> 00:17:57,111
446
00:17:57,179 --> 00:18:00,973
Well, well, well.
Somebody had a big breakfast.
447
00:18:02,519 --> 00:18:04,318
Please, I have to deliver this fat,
448
00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:06,506
or Ms. Summour will kill me.
449
00:18:06,562 --> 00:18:09,265
Wait a minute. Summour's
running this whole thing?
450
00:18:09,369 --> 00:18:11,908
Tribeca.
She's in Baghdad without backup.
451
00:18:11,910 --> 00:18:12,642
What do we do?
452
00:18:12,711 --> 00:18:14,043
If only we had a plane.
453
00:18:14,112 --> 00:18:15,445
Do you know how to fly a plane?
454
00:18:15,513 --> 00:18:18,114
[Chuckles] Of course.
455
00:18:22,054 --> 00:18:23,053
Shit.
456
00:18:24,322 --> 00:18:25,298
It's a stick.
457
00:18:28,603 --> 00:18:30,050
- [Camera shutter clicking]
- Man: Perfect!
458
00:18:30,051 --> 00:18:31,138
Loving it!
459
00:18:31,649 --> 00:18:34,664
Now show me sexy.
460
00:18:34,732 --> 00:18:36,065
Amazing!
461
00:18:36,134 --> 00:18:37,634
Let's take five.
462
00:18:39,004 --> 00:18:41,604
Anna Summour: You are
absolutely transcendent.
463
00:18:41,673 --> 00:18:44,540
Why don't we replenish your
energy with a little snack?
464
00:18:44,542 --> 00:18:45,809
Oh, I could eat something.
465
00:18:45,877 --> 00:18:48,277
[Chuckles] Spoken like a true model.
466
00:18:48,346 --> 00:18:49,745
I believe these are your favorites.
467
00:18:49,747 --> 00:18:53,082
You got the full Stromboli Stack
from Stromboli Shack?
468
00:18:53,151 --> 00:18:55,170
Had them flown in specially.
469
00:18:55,953 --> 00:18:57,889
[Grunts]
470
00:18:57,890 --> 00:18:59,889
471
00:18:59,957 --> 00:19:01,691
Tanner? What are you doing?
472
00:19:01,759 --> 00:19:04,894
It was supposed to be me
at the fashion show, not you.
473
00:19:04,962 --> 00:19:07,363
Those was my designs that
was supposed to been picked.
474
00:19:07,432 --> 00:19:09,765
For God's sakes, Danny,
put away the gun.
475
00:19:09,767 --> 00:19:11,367
Fashion is a cutthroat business.
476
00:19:11,369 --> 00:19:12,702
It's every man, woman,
477
00:19:12,770 --> 00:19:15,104
and underage Romanian
girl for themselves.
478
00:19:15,173 --> 00:19:16,706
And you would say that, Ms. Summour.
479
00:19:16,774 --> 00:19:18,574
That's why you've been embezzling money
480
00:19:18,643 --> 00:19:20,510
from the parent company's accounts.
481
00:19:20,578 --> 00:19:21,644
What is this?
482
00:19:21,713 --> 00:19:23,112
It's a bust.
483
00:19:23,181 --> 00:19:25,314
Danny Tanner, Fashion Police.
484
00:19:25,383 --> 00:19:28,773
And you're also under arrest
for attempted murder.
485
00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:30,654
That stromboli was poisoned.
486
00:19:30,722 --> 00:19:33,456
Oh, my God. All of them?
Or just that one?
487
00:19:33,525 --> 00:19:34,390
I don't know.
488
00:19:34,459 --> 00:19:35,847
But if she was trying to kill you,
489
00:19:35,848 --> 00:19:38,127
it's because you knew something
she didn't want you to know.
490
00:19:38,455 --> 00:19:41,377
All I know is that there's human
fat in the face cream...
491
00:19:41,933 --> 00:19:43,198
that you gave me.
492
00:19:43,668 --> 00:19:46,736
You're under arrest for
the murder of five supermodels.
493
00:19:46,804 --> 00:19:50,073
[Handcuffs clicking]
494
00:19:50,141 --> 00:19:51,541
Don't you understand?
495
00:19:51,609 --> 00:19:53,440
They were all getting too old!
496
00:19:53,745 --> 00:19:56,679
That cream might have staved off
the inevitable for a few years,
497
00:19:56,748 --> 00:19:59,749
but in the end, they were
all going to turn 24.
498
00:19:59,817 --> 00:20:02,351
Do you want to see a 24-year-old hag
499
00:20:02,420 --> 00:20:04,954
staring at you from the
cover of a magazine?
500
00:20:05,022 --> 00:20:08,357
Do you? Do you? Do you?!
501
00:20:08,426 --> 00:20:10,060
Take her away, Tanner.
502
00:20:13,743 --> 00:20:14,449
Tanner.
503
00:20:16,462 --> 00:20:17,667
Thanks, man.
504
00:20:19,104 --> 00:20:20,505
It's all good, Tribeca.
505
00:20:20,828 --> 00:20:21,836
It's all good.
506
00:20:22,249 --> 00:20:24,983
[Tires screeching]
507
00:20:25,243 --> 00:20:27,042
Atkins: I'm not sure we're airborne.
508
00:20:27,044 --> 00:20:28,711
A.J.: Nah, you're just disoriented.
509
00:20:28,780 --> 00:20:30,195
I can see our car.
510
00:20:32,588 --> 00:20:34,226
511
00:20:34,227 --> 00:20:37,416
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