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[Sighs]
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[Lamp rattles]
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Tribeca?
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Hey.
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[Lamp thuds]
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I didn't mean to wake you up.
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Where you been?
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Uh... you know, just working.
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Till 5:00 p.m.?
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Yeah, uh, I got some beers
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with Tanner and Hoffman after work.
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Guess I kind of lost track of time.
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[Brushing]
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For future reference,
I like drinking beer
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and losing track of time, too.
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Yeah, it was really a last-minute thing.
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Hoffman was supposed to text you.
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All I got was this selfie.
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Huh.
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[Sighs] The food I stole from work
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is in the fridge, if you're hungry.
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I ate already, but thanks.
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[Sighs]
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You know, Tribeca, I don't know
what's gotten into you lately,
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but you've been acting really distant.
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What?
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I got to be honest...
I'm really frustrated.
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I wonder if it's time
we took a break from dating...
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- I totally agree...
- And got married.
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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I'm gonna go sleep in the car.
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[Sighs]
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[Cellphone ringing]
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[Beep]
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Geils.
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We'll be right there.
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Tribeca, we got a murder.
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Wake me up in 10 minutes.
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You know what? Wake yourself.
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[Engine starts]
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Synced and corrected by hawken45
for www.addic7ed.com
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Angie Tribeca
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What are we looking at, Scholls?
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Are you okay?
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Never better.
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Right this way.
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This is Dr. Jurgen Kottbulle...
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36 years old.
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Found dead on the floor
by his assistant.
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What do we know about him?
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He was a genius pioneer
in robotics and automation.
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You ever hear of the dishwasher?
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He had two.
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Although recently, it was
rumored that he'd been working
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on some pretty out-there stuff.
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[Monkey chattering]
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Until someone broke his neck.
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I was obsessed with robots as a kid.
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I always wanted one that would help
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take care of me and my brothers...
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cook us dinner, make our beds,
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tell us we did a good job...
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but my mom never got one for us.
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This place is immaculate.
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No signs of forced entry,
no evidence of a scuffle.
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Necks don't break themselves.
How did he...
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I don't know, okay?
I get paid either way.
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Monica, take five.
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The hell's gotten into her?
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Gambling.
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It's gotten pretty bad.
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Man: Come on now.
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Yes!
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The world lost a brilliant man today.
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I'm sorry. And you are...?
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Victoria.
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I've been Dr. Kottbulle's
assistant for three years.
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Detective Jay Geils.
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I-I mean, uh, Detective Jay Geils.
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This is my friend Andrew Jarbaca.
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"Andrew's" fine.
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Cappuccino?
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Yes, please.
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Tea for me.
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What can you tell us about this morning?
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I entered the lab at 7:00 a.m...
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[Machine whirring loudly]
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[Whirring continues]
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[Whirring slows, stops]
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And that's when you two arrived.
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Did anyone else see your boss
before you came in?
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I don't think so.
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[Tea kettle whistling loudly]
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Did he have any enemies?
People with an ax to grind?
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His former partner, Dr. Frederick Wurst.
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[Spoon clanging loudly]
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Wurst was jealous of Dr. Kottbulle
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and would send frequent angry,
incoherent e-mails.
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Pardon my French, but...
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il est un grand trou de cul.
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Well, thank you
for talking to us, Victoria.
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We'll be in touch.
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Of course.
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And if I can be of any help,
please don't hesitate to call.
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Here's my card.
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[Upbeat music plays]
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[Cellphone vibrates] Oh.
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We got an address on Frederick Wurst.
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Geils?
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Don't worry about it.
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[Sighs]
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[Gears shift, tires screech]
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Maybe we should talk about
what happened last night.
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Victoria seemed really upset
about her boss's death.
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You think she had a crush on him?
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What's going on with us?
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Are we taking a break?
Are we not taking a break?
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Why don't you talk about it
with Tanner and Hoffman
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when you go out for beers tonight?
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[Sighs]
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I'm really trying, Geils.
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It's just every relationship before this
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has ended in disaster.
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[Tool whirring]
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I'm just asking you
to bear with me, okay?
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Okay. I'm trying, too, you know.
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Dr. Wurst?
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Dr. Wurst: Come in. Come in.
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I'm so sorry I can't be there in person.
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I'm currently at a conference in Vienna.
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That's convenient.
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How long have you been
out of the country?
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Oh, I arrived last Thursday,
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so way before any murders
were committed.
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Please, sit down. Make yourself at home.
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Doctor, I don't know if you've heard,
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but your former partner,
Dr. Jurgen Kottbulle,
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was found dead this morning.
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Oh! Great news!
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Thank you, detectives.
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Suppose there's no right way to grieve.
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Well, when the world is rid of a madman,
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the only logical response is joy.
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You see, Dr. Kottbulle was developing
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artificially intelligent beings
who would surely
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have hastened mankind's
extinction from the Earth.
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Not a fan.
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In fact, let me show you a
lecture we gave two years ago.
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What if I told you in 20 years,
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90% of all relationships
will be computer-to-computer?
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And what if I told youthat these very same computers
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will murder you in your sleep?
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I told you not to tell them that.
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They need to know. Don't push me!
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What are you talking about?!
Don't push me!
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Oh!
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I hope you die!
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Aside from our weekly dinner,
I never saw him after that.
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Okay, we'll be in touch.
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Do you mind if I use your restroom?
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Uh...
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actually, I don't...
I don't have a restroom.
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No, isn't that it right here?
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No. No!
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Yeah. No!
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Are you sure this isn't a restroom?
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Yeah, I'm sure.
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Something's not sitting right.
I feel like it's a trap.
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Let's skip dinner at your parents' house
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and go straight to your brother's play.
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Okay, Wiedner.
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Tell me you got something
on the egghead murder.
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We have a suspect...
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his former partner, Frederick Wurst.
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He has a motive but not a shred
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of physical evidence
connecting him to the crime...
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no fingerprints,
no footprints, no fibers.
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So we find one eyelash, one tire tread,
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and this Wurst is cooked.
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We grilled Wurst, but I don't
think he cuts the mustard.
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- No dog in the hunt?
- He's just a sour Kraut.
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[catch up] So we ketchup with him later.
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As much as I'd relish
raking him over the coals,
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frankly, he's a weenie.
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I just don't think
he snapped a man's neck.
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Maybe a woman or a child,
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but not a full-grown professor.
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What about the beautiful assistant?
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- Did anyone...
- I'll do it.
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- [Sighs]
- You cut me off.
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I was gonna ask
if anyone questioned her.
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I'll do it.
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But I think I should... do it alone
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so we don't spook her.
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All right, let me know
what you find out.
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Hey.
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Since when did we start questioning
suspects alone, partner?
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Oh, I mean, you can
come along if you want.
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I just thought you'd be bored, you know?
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"Where were you the night of?
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"Did you murder him?" Blah, blah, blah.
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Yeah, I guess that makes sense.
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Promise you'll call me
if you rough her up?
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I promise.
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Hey, Stirelli, I got a really
big interrogation tonight.
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Can I borrow a toothpick?
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You got it, Geils.
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Let the record show
I'm talking to Victoria...
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Nova.
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Victoria Nova, assistant
to Dr. Jurgen Kottbulle.
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Do you know why you're here?
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Yes... you are hoping
I can shed some light
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on Dr. Kottbulle's death.
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You said the last time you saw him alive
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was the previous night.
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When I left the office on Tuesday night.
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He was enjoying a "M.A.S.H." rerun
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and eating a Hungry Man
Salisbury steak dinner.
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Do you love Dr. Kottbulle?
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What is love?
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I know what you mean.
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Beats the hell out of me.
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But seriously, did you have
any feelings for Dr. Kottbulle?
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What is feelings?
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Like, did you think
about him all the time?
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Could you only picture
your life with him in it?
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Do you have feelings for Andrew Jarbaca?
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Good feelings, bad feelings...
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all kinds of feelings.
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I think I had feelings
for Dr. Kottbulle...
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good feelings, bad feelings,
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all kinds of feelings.
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Like I got a giant pit
in my stomach all the time.
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Your intestinal tract
is functioning normally.
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No foreign bodies detected.
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You have a really good
sense of humor, Victoria.
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I like talking to you.
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And I like your toothpick,
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one they call Geils.
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Let me ask you something.
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If you were gonna go out
and have beers with my friends,
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you'd invite me along, right?
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Of course I would.
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I'm not a monster.
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I'm sorry you have bad feelings.
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For some reason,
I'm not having them right now.
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Because of me.
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That might have something to do with it.
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Just tell me you didn't
have anything to do
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with Dr. Kottbulle's death.
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You know what? Never mind.
Don't say anything.
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[Telephone ringing] I don't know nothing
more from the last time you called.
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Could be a cannonball, could be a knife.
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[Ringing continues] Oh, my God, how
many times you gonna call here
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asking about semen?
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Hoffman, line 6.
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What's going on?
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Where's Scholls?
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[Sighs] She didn't come in,
264
00:10:31,016 --> 00:10:32,234
and I didn't want to get her in trouble
265
00:10:32,335 --> 00:10:34,003
with the lieutenant, so...
266
00:10:34,104 --> 00:10:36,372
Were you able to get
to the Kottbulle murder?
267
00:10:36,473 --> 00:10:38,574
Kottbulle? Kottbulle.
268
00:10:38,675 --> 00:10:43,212
Kottbulle... Kottbulle... Kottbulle...
269
00:10:43,313 --> 00:10:44,813
Oh, right here.
270
00:10:44,914 --> 00:10:48,517
Now, whatever broke this dude's
neck had to be crazy-strong.
271
00:10:48,618 --> 00:10:50,239
Snapped his spine right in half.
272
00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:51,720
Can a human do that?
273
00:10:51,821 --> 00:10:54,356
Oh, no. We talking about
some type of machine.
274
00:10:54,457 --> 00:10:56,058
So a machine that's mobile enough
275
00:10:56,159 --> 00:10:58,583
to walk into an office
and snap a guy's neck.
276
00:10:59,295 --> 00:11:00,662
Isn't that called a robot?
277
00:11:02,899 --> 00:11:04,800
We're gonna need some help.
278
00:11:09,695 --> 00:11:12,096
[School bell rings]
279
00:11:12,224 --> 00:11:14,276
[Indistinct conversations]
280
00:11:15,645 --> 00:11:18,153
Boy, you kids sure
do love your vegetables.
281
00:11:20,927 --> 00:11:22,160
Here you go, Brian.
282
00:11:27,090 --> 00:11:28,557
Hello, Diane.
283
00:11:28,658 --> 00:11:32,294
And we try so hard to
keep rats out of the cafeteria.
284
00:11:33,270 --> 00:11:35,972
What brings you to Carl's Jr.
Junior High School?
285
00:11:36,199 --> 00:11:37,800
I need your help.
286
00:11:37,901 --> 00:11:40,436
I know we didn't leave things
on the best of terms.
287
00:11:40,537 --> 00:11:43,276
You mean imprisoning me for
conspiracy and attempted murder?
288
00:11:43,277 --> 00:11:45,407
But who testified
at your parole hearing?
289
00:11:45,508 --> 00:11:47,509
You did... against me getting parole.
290
00:11:47,610 --> 00:11:49,387
All the more satisfying that you're out.
291
00:11:49,388 --> 00:11:50,821
Just stay away from me.
292
00:11:50,923 --> 00:11:52,590
I have an apartment, a good job.
293
00:11:52,691 --> 00:11:55,159
I'm sitting in on some classes
to open up career options,
294
00:11:55,260 --> 00:11:57,528
maybe in fashion design.
295
00:11:57,629 --> 00:11:59,530
Check out these shorts
I made in home ec.
296
00:11:59,631 --> 00:12:01,899
The subject I'm really
interested in is science...
297
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,368
Specifically, artificial intelligence.
298
00:12:04,469 --> 00:12:05,870
Under the terms of my parole,
299
00:12:05,971 --> 00:12:07,438
I'm not allowed near
anything electronic...
300
00:12:07,539 --> 00:12:10,007
computers, the Internet, cellphones.
301
00:12:10,108 --> 00:12:12,009
I can't even buy a vibrator.
302
00:12:12,110 --> 00:12:13,344
So whatever it is you're talking about,
303
00:12:13,445 --> 00:12:15,479
can you please buy me a vibrator?
304
00:12:15,580 --> 00:12:16,614
If you agree to help me,
305
00:12:16,715 --> 00:12:19,218
there's a lot I can do
to improve your situation.
306
00:12:19,385 --> 00:12:20,619
I'm listening.
307
00:12:20,819 --> 00:12:24,021
Does the name Jurgen Kottbulle
mean anything to you?
308
00:12:24,122 --> 00:12:26,223
309
00:12:26,798 --> 00:12:29,433
The FBI has had its eye
on Kottbulle for a long time.
310
00:12:29,534 --> 00:12:32,052
We used some of his technology
to catfish world leaders.
311
00:12:32,053 --> 00:12:35,243
One of his algorithms dated
Angela Merkel for six months.
312
00:12:35,883 --> 00:12:39,012
I heard he was working on some
pretty out-there A.I. stuff.
313
00:12:39,013 --> 00:12:40,638
How out-there is out-there?
314
00:12:40,755 --> 00:12:42,479
Maybe this will answer your question.
315
00:12:42,580 --> 00:12:43,480
[Click]
316
00:12:43,581 --> 00:12:45,628
[Whirring]
317
00:12:45,629 --> 00:12:47,918
Not that one. [Chuckles nervously]
318
00:12:52,698 --> 00:12:55,533
Wait. Is that Victoria, his assistant?
319
00:12:55,634 --> 00:12:56,883
It's an early version.
320
00:12:57,226 --> 00:12:58,536
Early version?
321
00:12:58,637 --> 00:12:59,804
[Gasps]
322
00:12:59,905 --> 00:13:02,140
Victoria's a robot.
323
00:13:02,622 --> 00:13:03,868
She's more than just a robot.
324
00:13:03,869 --> 00:13:07,159
She's a work of unparalleled genius.
325
00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:09,789
Victoria, activate.
326
00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:11,190
I am Victoria.
327
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,526
I know 20 animal sounds.
328
00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:15,395
Cow... Mmmmmmmmm.
329
00:13:15,496 --> 00:13:17,597
Monkey... Ooh-ooh-aah-aah.
330
00:13:17,698 --> 00:13:18,631
Victoria.
331
00:13:18,732 --> 00:13:19,665
Listening.
332
00:13:19,767 --> 00:13:20,833
Who designed you?
333
00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:22,735
Dr. Jurgen Kottbulle.
334
00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:24,637
Did you kill him?
335
00:13:24,738 --> 00:13:27,106
Cat... Meow. Meow.
336
00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:28,374
Answer the question.
337
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:29,776
She may not understand
the question, Tribeca.
338
00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:31,978
The software in this
model is pretty basic.
339
00:13:32,079 --> 00:13:33,880
Your shoes are pretty basic.
340
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:34,658
What'd you say?
341
00:13:34,659 --> 00:13:36,849
Crow... Raaak! Raaak!
342
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:39,786
Is it possible that
this thing killed Kottbulle?
343
00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:41,075
Well, it's not likely.
344
00:13:41,138 --> 00:13:43,990
I mean, most A.I. have code
written into their operating system
345
00:13:44,091 --> 00:13:45,825
that prevents them from harming humans.
346
00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,760
Let me see what's in here.
347
00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:50,797
Of course, this is
very advanced programming.
348
00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:53,199
Maybe he found the safety codes
got in the way of producing
349
00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:55,068
sophisticated emotional responses.
350
00:13:55,169 --> 00:13:57,170
But it's still a machine,
and for a machine to rise
351
00:13:57,271 --> 00:13:59,038
to that level of anger and violence
352
00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:01,440
presupposes a highly developed cognition
353
00:14:01,442 --> 00:14:05,078
that doesn't exist in anything
I've ever seen or read about.
354
00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:10,049
I think we have to start
with the assumption
355
00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:11,350
that robots are not violent
356
00:14:11,452 --> 00:14:13,619
till we see actual tangible evidence
357
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:14,821
to the contrary.
358
00:14:17,658 --> 00:14:19,158
[Gunshots]
359
00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:20,460
Actually, we can answer
all these questions
360
00:14:20,561 --> 00:14:22,195
by looking in her memory chip.
361
00:14:22,296 --> 00:14:23,596
[Panting]
362
00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:25,264
Thanks, Diane.
363
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,500
Couldn't have done it without your help.
364
00:14:28,469 --> 00:14:29,702
[Exhales sharply]
365
00:14:33,763 --> 00:14:36,552
You can't run from your
problems anymore, Scholls.
366
00:14:36,553 --> 00:14:39,567
And if I have to look into the stomach
of one more fat, old, dead guy,
367
00:14:39,568 --> 00:14:40,700
I'm gonna lose my mind.
368
00:14:40,701 --> 00:14:42,837
I'm in too deep, Tanner.
They're gonna kill me.
369
00:14:42,938 --> 00:14:45,711
They may be thugs, but they
are still businessmen.
370
00:14:46,308 --> 00:14:50,545
But I ain't gonna lie...
this may get ugly.
371
00:14:50,646 --> 00:14:52,013
[Keyboard clacking]
372
00:14:52,114 --> 00:14:53,882
Okay... Monica Scholls.
373
00:14:54,042 --> 00:14:54,964
Date of birth?
374
00:14:54,965 --> 00:14:56,850
March 20, 1958.
375
00:14:57,473 --> 00:14:59,374
Here it is. [Mouse clicks]
376
00:14:59,655 --> 00:15:03,857
The balance on your loan is $11,347,
377
00:15:04,253 --> 00:15:07,060
and it looks like you missed
your last two payments.
378
00:15:07,888 --> 00:15:09,640
You don't scare us, Spencer!
379
00:15:10,328 --> 00:15:12,730
I used to eat guys like
you for breakfast.
380
00:15:12,831 --> 00:15:14,598
Okay, now let's talk options.
381
00:15:14,699 --> 00:15:17,267
Are you familiar with
our GentlePay program?
382
00:15:17,369 --> 00:15:19,536
No! Why don't you familiarize us?
383
00:15:19,637 --> 00:15:22,172
Sure. So, basically,
it breaks down your balance
384
00:15:22,273 --> 00:15:24,608
into monthly payments,
but if you miss one,
385
00:15:24,709 --> 00:15:26,410
there is a 30-day grace period.
386
00:15:26,511 --> 00:15:29,593
However, after that,
we do charge a $3 fee.
387
00:15:30,148 --> 00:15:33,017
Well, let me tell you
about my plan, Spencer.
388
00:15:33,118 --> 00:15:34,952
You're gonna waive that fee.
389
00:15:35,053 --> 00:15:37,354
Actually, we do have
a promotion right now
390
00:15:37,455 --> 00:15:40,324
where we're waiving the fee
for the first 12 months.
391
00:15:40,425 --> 00:15:42,990
Now, I don't want to overload
you guys with information,
392
00:15:43,069 --> 00:15:45,329
but we have partnered with Office Depot
393
00:15:45,430 --> 00:15:47,031
to offer you a Visa credit card
394
00:15:47,132 --> 00:15:49,666
with a starting limit of $10,000.
395
00:15:52,270 --> 00:15:53,960
We will both take one!
396
00:15:54,406 --> 00:15:56,306
397
00:16:03,264 --> 00:16:04,915
Turn me on, Geils.
398
00:16:05,016 --> 00:16:07,017
Oh, I plan to.
399
00:16:12,223 --> 00:16:13,524
Mm.
400
00:16:13,625 --> 00:16:15,292
There's something you need
to know about me.
401
00:16:15,393 --> 00:16:17,494
It's okay... I already have it.
402
00:16:18,129 --> 00:16:19,730
Geils, listen to me.
403
00:16:19,831 --> 00:16:21,065
I'm not what you think I am.
404
00:16:21,166 --> 00:16:23,300
I know you're a robot.
405
00:16:23,401 --> 00:16:25,135
And that doesn't bother you?
406
00:16:25,236 --> 00:16:26,804
Look, I've been with plenty of humans,
407
00:16:26,905 --> 00:16:30,174
and they can be as cold
and unfeeling as a machine.
408
00:16:30,275 --> 00:16:33,343
Now, I've never made love to a toaster
409
00:16:33,445 --> 00:16:34,545
or a DVD player,
410
00:16:34,646 --> 00:16:36,880
but being with you
these past couple of days,
411
00:16:36,981 --> 00:16:39,616
I feel like you're the most
human toaster I'll ever know.
412
00:16:39,717 --> 00:16:41,118
Does that make sense?
413
00:16:41,219 --> 00:16:42,619
I want you, Geils.
414
00:16:45,023 --> 00:16:47,724
Um, do you have something?
415
00:16:47,826 --> 00:16:49,159
Of course.
416
00:16:49,260 --> 00:16:50,227
USB?
417
00:16:51,896 --> 00:16:53,063
HDMI?
418
00:16:54,799 --> 00:16:55,966
Bluetooth?
419
00:16:58,002 --> 00:16:58,969
Pairing device.
420
00:16:59,070 --> 00:17:02,239
Connected to Geils, Jay.
421
00:17:04,142 --> 00:17:06,076
Uploading. Uploading.
422
00:17:06,177 --> 00:17:07,978
A file of the same name is detected.
423
00:17:08,079 --> 00:17:09,346
Replace.
424
00:17:09,447 --> 00:17:11,915
No. Rename. Rename.
425
00:17:12,016 --> 00:17:14,251
Creating untitled folder.
426
00:17:14,352 --> 00:17:17,654
Buffering, buffering, buffering.
427
00:17:18,022 --> 00:17:19,456
[Chime]
428
00:17:19,557 --> 00:17:20,424
Upload is complete.
429
00:17:20,525 --> 00:17:23,293
You may safely eject your device.
430
00:17:25,763 --> 00:17:28,031
[Both panting]
431
00:17:34,269 --> 00:17:35,836
Cow goes...
432
00:17:35,838 --> 00:17:37,172
Cow goes...
433
00:17:37,174 --> 00:17:37,940
Cow goes...
434
00:17:37,942 --> 00:17:39,609
She's really messed up.
435
00:17:39,611 --> 00:17:40,444
Victoria!
436
00:17:40,473 --> 00:17:42,174
Number 5 is alive!
437
00:17:42,580 --> 00:17:44,214
Victoria, we need you to listen.
438
00:17:44,315 --> 00:17:46,316
[Deep, distorted]
Daisy, Daisy
439
00:17:46,417 --> 00:17:48,506
Give me your answer do
440
00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:51,722
This is hopeless. No one's
gonna get these references.
441
00:17:51,823 --> 00:17:54,291
Hang on. I can see where
Kottbulle put the last update.
442
00:17:54,392 --> 00:17:56,793
Let me try to access it.
443
00:17:56,894 --> 00:17:59,596
[Normal voice] Hello, Doctor.
My name is Victoria.
444
00:17:59,697 --> 00:18:00,897
Victoria.
445
00:18:00,998 --> 00:18:02,132
I love you.
446
00:18:02,233 --> 00:18:03,400
Do you love me?
447
00:18:03,501 --> 00:18:05,669
Uh, Diane, do you want the room?
448
00:18:05,770 --> 00:18:08,271
He was trying to program them
to experience human love.
449
00:18:08,372 --> 00:18:10,907
Victoria, do you love me?
450
00:18:11,008 --> 00:18:12,943
I... I...
451
00:18:13,044 --> 00:18:15,145
I... I...
452
00:18:15,246 --> 00:18:17,314
[Sighs]
453
00:18:17,415 --> 00:18:20,016
It can't handle the emotion
without frying the system.
454
00:18:20,118 --> 00:18:21,318
At least in this version.
455
00:18:21,419 --> 00:18:23,887
Did she kill Kottbulle? Yes or no?
456
00:18:23,988 --> 00:18:26,623
No. She hasn't been active
in the past six months.
457
00:18:26,724 --> 00:18:28,625
But the new Victoria has.
458
00:18:29,894 --> 00:18:31,194
Geils.
459
00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:33,670
Geils: Uh, we should probably get going.
460
00:18:33,734 --> 00:18:35,735
I've been off the radar for a while.
461
00:18:35,767 --> 00:18:38,835
You want to leave?
You have bad feelings?
462
00:18:38,936 --> 00:18:41,838
Honestly, Victoria, I amstarting to have bad feelings.
463
00:18:41,939 --> 00:18:44,731
Andrew Jarbaca and I
never officially broke up.
464
00:18:45,309 --> 00:18:48,671
You are a robot, so it's a bit
of a gray area, but...
465
00:18:48,890 --> 00:18:50,647
We are not love?
466
00:18:50,748 --> 00:18:52,616
I mean, we definitely
shared a connection,
467
00:18:52,717 --> 00:18:55,318
that's for sure,
but as far as love goes,
468
00:18:55,419 --> 00:18:57,354
I think maybe I need a little more time.
469
00:18:57,455 --> 00:18:59,489
I don't have time, one they call Geils.
470
00:18:59,590 --> 00:19:02,392
They will want to imprison me
for killing Dr. Kottbulle.
471
00:19:02,548 --> 00:19:03,581
I should get my notebook.
472
00:19:03,683 --> 00:19:05,918
Please love me, Geils.
Let's talk about thi...
473
00:19:06,019 --> 00:19:09,655
[Choking]
474
00:19:09,756 --> 00:19:13,225
[Strained] Okay, I love you.
I love you so much.
475
00:19:13,326 --> 00:19:15,694
Insincerity detected.
476
00:19:15,795 --> 00:19:17,362
[Choking continues]
477
00:19:17,463 --> 00:19:18,564
[Gunshot]
478
00:19:22,769 --> 00:19:26,104
[Gasping]
479
00:19:28,207 --> 00:19:29,741
This is not what it looks like.
480
00:19:29,842 --> 00:19:32,010
It's okay, Geils. I get it.
481
00:19:32,111 --> 00:19:34,123
You get this?
482
00:19:35,381 --> 00:19:37,049
I haven't been very nice to you lately,
483
00:19:37,150 --> 00:19:40,105
so this isn't a big surprise to me.
484
00:19:41,921 --> 00:19:43,433
So, what do we do now?
485
00:19:44,123 --> 00:19:46,558
Maybe we... take a little break?
486
00:19:48,307 --> 00:19:49,641
Yeah, maybe.
487
00:19:58,037 --> 00:19:59,738
I bet things cooled off mighty quick
488
00:19:59,839 --> 00:20:01,607
once you found out
she was a robot, right?
489
00:20:01,708 --> 00:20:02,941
[Both chuckle]
490
00:20:03,042 --> 00:20:05,077
Yeah. Well...
491
00:20:05,178 --> 00:20:06,612
Wait, what?
492
00:20:06,713 --> 00:20:07,846
Ew!
493
00:20:07,947 --> 00:20:09,448
How do you even do that?
494
00:20:09,549 --> 00:20:11,683
- Well, I first used...
- I don't want to hear about it!
495
00:20:11,784 --> 00:20:12,684
Let's go!
496
00:20:12,785 --> 00:20:14,553
Okay. Let me get my pants.
497
00:20:15,788 --> 00:20:17,422
Victoria.
498
00:20:17,523 --> 00:20:18,457
Listening.
499
00:20:18,558 --> 00:20:19,257
I'm sorry.
500
00:20:19,359 --> 00:20:20,492
This wasn't your fault.
501
00:20:20,593 --> 00:20:21,893
I think we all have some things
502
00:20:21,995 --> 00:20:23,595
we might need to learn about love.
503
00:20:23,696 --> 00:20:26,365
You give me good feelings, Geils.
504
00:20:27,567 --> 00:20:30,002
Stop talking to it! Oh, my God!
505
00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:32,170
All right! God.
506
00:20:32,220 --> 00:20:36,770
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