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Thanks for coming out!
Thanks for watching!
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Love, peace, and hair grease!
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Hey, Liz. Me, Lutz, Toofer, and Josh
are going to go to that bar
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where the waiters are dressed like ninjas.
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You in?
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All right.
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Donuts and then bed.
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What are you depressed about or celebrating?
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It's this endless adoption process.
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It took me three months --
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Liz.
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I am totally humiliated.
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How could you cut "Diaper Chicken"?
Wait. I know.
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Because Tracy's the star.
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Oh, brother.
She's feeling neglected.
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How's she going to act out this time?
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My ankle!
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Oh, "Imaginary injury."
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I would have said
"death of a voice coach."
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Her birthday's on Tuesday.
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Maybe all that attention
will make her ankle feel better.
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Hey. Jack.
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What are you still doing here?
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It's Friday night.
I need something to do.
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Well, don't you have some gallery opening
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or a fundraiser to give bow ties
to inner city youths?
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Of course.
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But I'm committed to Elisa.
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While she's away,
I'm trying to avoid temptation.
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I just need somewhere I can socialize
where women aren't an issue.
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Yeah, Let's go.
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Hey, now.
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Excuse me.
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Dude, I know you're getting these messages
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because I know how to check your voice mail.
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You are officially a "D-bag", Tim.
I hope you lose your indoor soccer game.
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Sorry. What can I get you?
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A dozen assorted for me
to take home to my family.
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And the lady will have...
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Adoption brochure.
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Should you be working
the night shift alone like this?
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It's fine.
They gave me a gun.
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That's $6.80.
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I will have mine to stay, please.
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You want a dozen donuts to stay?
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And a skim milk.
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What are you doing, Liz?
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Making a new friend.
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I don't like that you have crazy-eyes.
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Oh, shut up, mouth.
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I don't want to be part of this.
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Then, get out of here.
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Boy, that creative thing you guys do...
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Writing jokes for a living,
making the world laugh.
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What do your dads...
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tell their friends you do?
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Surgeon.
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Optometrist.
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Died.
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I never really knew my dad, so...
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I just lie to myself.
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Space assassin.
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I grew up without a father too, Frank.
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Good old Billy Donaghy
left when I was two.
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He'd... show up every now and then
to impregnate my mom...
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punch out umpires at my Little League...
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Last time I saw my dad, he went out to
get the candles for my fourth birthday lasagna...
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...and never came back.
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My whole life I said
I was gonna be something.
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Restore the glory...
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...of the Rossitano name.
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In Sicilian dialect,
it means "well poisoner."
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In Gaelic, Donaghy means "dung basket."
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So I worked my ass off at SUNY,
got in to Fordham Law...
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No.
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You went to law school?
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Yeah.
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But I had to drop out after a semester
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because my mom got sick.
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Mothers.
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So what are we doing next, fellows?
Don't tell me we're calling it a night already.
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How lame do you think we are?
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The night is young!
We're going to Lutz's to watch movies.
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Tonight, a classic.
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Harry and the Hendersons.
You in, Jack?
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Uh, yes. But I don't want
to go to Lutz's apartment.
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His contract is up, and I
don't want to feel sorry for him.
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What do you say we go to my place?
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- Yeah.
- Sounds good.
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And when I told Tim I was pregnant,
he just freaked out
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and didn't call me for a week.
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Then, he texted me,
and he was like, "Oh, I love you.
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...No, I'm mad at you.
You did this on purpose." As if!
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Meanwhile, his MyFace page
- horny."
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And I'm like, "If you care about me at all,
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at least have the decency
to "skype" me face to face.
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Man. There are just so many different devices
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for guys to not call you on now.
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When I was your age, you could just be like,
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"Oh, he probably tried to call me,
but my line was busy."
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And then just...
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...watch Falcon Crest and cry yourself to sleep.
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Thanks for listening to me blab.
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So what's your plan...
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when the baby comes?
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I don't know...
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I've been talking to an adoption lady,
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but I just don't feel comfortable
with any of the people.
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They all just seemed really old and weird.
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Not one of them even knew who Ne-Yo is.
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# I need you...
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Finally! Thank you!
Somebody cool, for once.
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Get out of here!
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Can't you see we don't want you anymore?
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Why can't you go back
where you came from?
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And leave us alone!
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Go.
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Go!
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Goodbye, my friend.
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He had to be mean to save him.
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Harry belonged in the woods.
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It gets me every time.
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This reminds me of my favorite movie.
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Shane.
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Oh! When Joey wants to go with Shane...
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and Shane makes him stay.
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Maybe it's because we didn't have fathers.
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Maybe that's why we're drawn to movies
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where the father figure pushes away the
child/legendary North American forest ape.
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Yeah, but... in the movies,
it's a good thing.
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Harry went back to the woods.
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It works out in real life too.
We're both doing all right.
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Yeah.
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Excuse me, Mr. Jordan.
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I was just updating my staff birthday list,
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and I discovered I don't have yours.
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That's because I don't have a birthday, Ken.
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What?
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I don't have a birth certificate because
I was born inside of Yankee Stadium.
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Oh, but even prisoners have birthday parties.
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I saw one on Oz.
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It was...
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interesting.
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And because of my drinking,
they're often a surprise.
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Oh, but birthdays aren't about presents.
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They're about being surrounded
by people who love you
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and eating a cake with your name on it
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and making a wish.
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I'm sad you've never had that.
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My birthday's September 21st.
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Not that anyone asked.
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- Hi, Frank.
- Oh. Hey, Jack.
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This morning it hit me in the shower
why the Hendersons named their guest "Harry."
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Yeah.
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That film has layers.
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I was also thinking about what you
told me about your family
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and law school.
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Yeah, sorry. I was drunk.
I shouldn't have told you that stuff.
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No, no, no. I'm glad you did.
We have a lot in common.
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We both have recurring dreams about
being overpowered by a female bodybuilder.
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Okay.
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We were both drunk.
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But I want to help you.
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So I made some phone calls,
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and if you want, you can
resume your law studies
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at Columbia.
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This semester.
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Full scholarship.
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No strings attached.
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Are you serious?
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Make your mother proud, Frank.
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Make your father hate
any new children he might have.
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But...
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I... I've got a whole other life now.
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I guess.
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But we both know you shouldn't
be working at a desk with...
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...fake vomit on it.
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Right.
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Fake.
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Excuse me.
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Oh, God. Please don't be
a daughter I didn't know about.
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Becca!
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Oh. Congratulations.
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What is she doing here?
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Oh, my God.
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I can't believe you're in charge of all of this.
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Welcome.
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Um... So, do you want me to
start Youth Consulting now?
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Because kids would not be into that.
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Kenneth, this is the dress
I'll be wearing to my birthday party.
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Please make sure no one else
plans to wear the same thing.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Did you know Mr. Jordan has
never had a birthday party?
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Oh! That's horrible.
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My heart goes out to all the inner city kids.
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Especially those too fat
to dance their way out.
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I'm glad you feel that way.
Because we have this big party planned for you.
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I know!
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And we thought you could
share it with Mr. Jordan!
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Isn't that a great idea?
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That's so great!
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I can't believe Tim hasn't called.
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I guess I don't even care about us...
anymore.
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But this is his baby.
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I mean, him not even being there
for the kid is totally washed.
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Typical Tim.
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Anyway...
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I guess I have two choices.
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Go back home, try to get back
with Tim, and keep the baby, or...
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give up the baby and focus on my music.
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So... Tim, keep baby.
Music, give up baby.
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Can I play you one of my songs?
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# Now, we are joined...?
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# in a cobweb of rainbows...?
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Stop.
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Tears.
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The world needs to hear your music.
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You have crossed a line, Liz Lemon.
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Becca's never going to
make it with those songs.
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Says who? Being terrible has never
prevented success in the music business.
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Look at Biz Markie or The Doors.
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Look, before we were
happily married with five kids,
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Paula and I were Tim and Becca.
And I can tell you right now,
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she is confused and he is terrified.
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So did I.
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Five times.
But I came back.
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And when my caveman brain
saw those babies...
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with their little Hornberger foreheads...
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...it clicked. You've got to give
Tim and Becca the same chance.
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Hey. What are you doing?
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My pregnant teen message board says
the baby gets all its food from the mother.
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So, you have to give it stuff it likes.
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No, the baby can't taste anything.
It just gets nutrients from you.
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I'm going to post a reply to Juno 32
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and tell her she's a giant ass wipe.
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I can't believe you don't have kids.
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What's that?
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Well, you'd make such a great mom.
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You're smart, successful, grounded...
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Oh... Go on.
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You already dress like a mom.
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...And stop.
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It's not the right time
for me to have a family, but...
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is that something you'd want?
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Yeah, Becca. It is.
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Will you sing with me, Liz?
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# Mothers and fathers...
and jugglers and judges...?
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# Now, we are joined
in a cobweb of rainbows...?
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He's coming!
The plan is working!
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I bit my tongue!
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Surprise!
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What a schmo, entering first.
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Now, I'm the headliner,
and he's just the warm-up act.
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I'm Mr. Don Rickles and he's just me.
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But I don't have a birthday.
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You do now.
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Because we all love you and
wanted you to feel this joy.
259
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I do feel it.
260
00:11:33,592 --> 00:11:35,094
You are all so amazing.
261
00:11:35,094 --> 00:11:38,393
And to think I was just calling
y'all a bunch of racists.
262
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Aw...
263
00:11:40,466 --> 00:11:42,234
Stop...
264
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Jenna time.
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Friends.
266
00:11:44,603 --> 00:11:48,607
I am leaving T.G.S.
for Columbia Law School
267
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to pursue my dream of becoming a lawyer.
268
00:11:57,049 --> 00:12:00,746
Did you know that if you sing "Happy Birthday"
on a TV show, you have to pay for it?
269
00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:01,921
I did not know that.
270
00:12:01,921 --> 00:12:03,055
# Hap...?
271
00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:04,090
Hey!
272
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My dad got us all seats for Opening Day
273
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at the new Yankee Stadium!
274
00:12:11,030 --> 00:12:14,033
Cerie! Cerie! Cerie!
275
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Cerie! Cerie! Cerie!
276
00:12:15,768 --> 00:12:17,203
Oh. Ow.
277
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Cerie! Cerie!
278
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No one ask me about my back brace.
279
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Make a wish, Mr. Jordan.
Blow out the candles.
280
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Cerie, Frank, and Tracy!
281
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:32,118
No one ask about my back brace!
282
00:12:32,118 --> 00:12:33,686
Cerie, Frank, and Tracy!
283
00:12:37,189 --> 00:12:38,491
Hey, Jack.
284
00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:40,686
Frank. Is that you?
285
00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:42,795
I decided to take you up on your offer.
286
00:12:42,795 --> 00:12:45,131
Good man!
And you went to my tailor.
287
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,503
My mom is going nuts.
She's insisting you come over
288
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and let her cook you dinner.
289
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,697
Home cooked Italian?
I'm there.
290
00:12:53,806 --> 00:12:56,242
Now, let me hear you say
the seven most important words
291
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in the American Judicial System.
292
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My client...
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has no memory of that.
294
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I also would have accepted,
"You can't prove that's the governor's semen."
295
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Okay.
296
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What's the matter, Mr. Jordan?
297
00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:17,925
You were right, Ken.
Birthdays are special.
298
00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:21,865
And now, mine is over. And who knows
when February 24th will come again?
299
00:13:22,101 --> 00:13:24,103
Now, that warm, happy feeling is gone,
300
00:13:24,103 --> 00:13:27,698
there's no cake in my mouth,
and that birthday wish is malarkey.
301
00:13:27,907 --> 00:13:29,033
Malarkey!
302
00:13:31,277 --> 00:13:32,244
Come on, Daniel!
303
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I am so proud of you.
304
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A lawyer!
305
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Someday, you'll have an ad on
the subway in English and Spanish.
306
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Yeah.
307
00:13:43,789 --> 00:13:47,350
And this man.
What you have done for my boy...
308
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Frankie.
309
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Go open up some more wine.
310
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You got it, Ma.
311
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What do you think you're doing to my boy?
312
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,272
I'm trying to help him.
313
00:14:00,272 --> 00:14:01,574
I see myself in Frank.
314
00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:03,269
We both have fathers that abandoned us --
315
00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:05,003
What do you know about his father?
316
00:14:05,244 --> 00:14:07,680
You want Frank to be a lawyer
so he won't be like his father?
317
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,549
His father was a lawyer!
And his father's father!
318
00:14:10,549 --> 00:14:13,652
All the Rossitano men are lawyers.
It's in their blood to be lawyers!
319
00:14:13,652 --> 00:14:14,720
Then, what's the prob --
320
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For the mob!
321
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,590
What?
322
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,387
Frankie's father didn't abandon him.
323
00:14:19,558 --> 00:14:21,355
He's in hiding in Phoenix.
324
00:14:21,727 --> 00:14:25,595
Every Rossitano man is either
in hiding or six feet under.
325
00:14:26,732 --> 00:14:28,222
You want me to paint you a picture?
326
00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:29,631
Because I did.
327
00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:34,104
It's part of a therapy through painting thing.
328
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:35,674
I had no idea.
329
00:14:35,841 --> 00:14:37,536
Well, you should have guessed.
330
00:14:38,677 --> 00:14:39,845
I don't think I should have.
331
00:14:39,845 --> 00:14:40,812
Whatever.
332
00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:43,716
I am not going to take
my kid's dream away from him.
333
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,084
You made this mess.
You clean it up.
334
00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:46,652
I don't care how.
335
00:14:46,652 --> 00:14:51,351
But Francis Rossitano cannot become a lawyer.
336
00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:55,261
Yeah. Hold on a second.
337
00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:57,058
Liz. Do you know a Tim?
338
00:14:57,296 --> 00:14:58,263
What? Why?
339
00:14:58,464 --> 00:15:00,659
Security says that there's
a Tim Baker downstairs.
340
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:03,199
Here? He came here?
That's Becca's ex-boyfriend.
341
00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:08,101
He's coming to steal my baby.
342
00:15:14,546 --> 00:15:17,049
Don't even ask
about the wheelchair.
343
00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:18,016
Okay.
344
00:15:18,317 --> 00:15:20,512
Also, my old vocal coach died!
345
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,650
Come on, come on...
346
00:15:24,990 --> 00:15:25,957
Lemon, are you okay?
347
00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:28,958
That pregnant girl?
She was going to give me her baby.
348
00:15:29,028 --> 00:15:31,697
But now, the dad is here.
He's going to ruin everything.
349
00:15:31,697 --> 00:15:32,898
What are you about to do?
350
00:15:32,898 --> 00:15:35,992
I'm the one who's been there for Becca.
For almost two days!
351
00:15:38,837 --> 00:15:39,804
Lemon...
352
00:15:40,039 --> 00:15:42,132
There was once a great American
named George Henderson.
353
00:15:43,175 --> 00:15:45,377
He met a woodland ape, or Sasquatch,
354
00:15:45,377 --> 00:15:49,682
who, despite its dangerous message
of environmentalism, became his friend.
355
00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:51,317
But when the time came to do the hard thing
356
00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:53,452
and send it back into the
forest where it belonged...
357
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:56,021
and birds could perch on its
shoulder because it was gentle...
358
00:15:56,021 --> 00:16:00,355
George Henderson summoned
the strength, and, by God, he did it.
359
00:16:00,993 --> 00:16:02,895
Did it hurt?
You bet it hurt.
360
00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:04,530
Like a bastard.
361
00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:06,896
But he did it because
it was the right thing to do.
362
00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:09,501
For the woodland ape.
363
00:16:10,836 --> 00:16:11,803
You think about that.
364
00:16:12,771 --> 00:16:14,238
What?
365
00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:18,570
Is that Harry and the Hendersons?
366
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:19,945
You've seen it?
367
00:16:20,012 --> 00:16:21,570
This is my life, Jack.
368
00:16:27,052 --> 00:16:29,213
Oh my! Miss Maroney, are you okay?
369
00:16:29,688 --> 00:16:32,088
Well, I think I'll be okay
in time for tomorrow's show.
370
00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:34,793
But then, I have to go in for more tests.
371
00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:36,055
I'm so brave.
372
00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:38,664
Oh. I wish you felt better
373
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:41,656
so you could help us figure out what
Mr. Jordan's birthday wish could have been.
374
00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:42,734
What? Why?
375
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,470
So we can make it come true,
376
00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:46,705
and his birthday can go on and on.
377
00:16:46,705 --> 00:16:48,374
We've narrowed it down to...
378
00:16:48,374 --> 00:16:49,942
own a RoboCop,
379
00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:52,077
hunt that elephant that paints,
380
00:16:52,077 --> 00:16:53,806
or breakfast in bed.
381
00:16:53,912 --> 00:16:55,647
But it wasn't his birthday!
382
00:16:55,647 --> 00:16:58,582
It was my birthday!
Oh, forget it.
383
00:16:58,784 --> 00:17:01,420
I'm tired of making you
people try to care for me.
384
00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:03,615
You don't care for me, clearly.
385
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:04,990
Nobody does.
386
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,027
My birthday wish came true!
387
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,552
I wished for you to get better.
388
00:17:10,629 --> 00:17:13,098
I was going to wish for breakfast
in bed with RoboCop
389
00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:14,565
while that elephant paints us.
390
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:15,667
We were close.
391
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:18,999
But then, I saw you with that back brace on
right before I blew out my candles.
392
00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:20,762
It's a birthday miracle!
393
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:24,869
Tracy, that's the kindest thing
anyone has ever done for me!
394
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:29,948
Now, let's make Miss Maroney's
birthday wish come true!
395
00:17:29,948 --> 00:17:31,383
Oh, that's so sweet.
396
00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:33,908
But who would I celebrate with
if y'all were in a car accident?
397
00:17:44,296 --> 00:17:45,864
I'm her friend.
Jenna.
398
00:17:45,864 --> 00:17:48,333
And she does not want to see you.
She's very mad,
399
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:49,425
and she wants you to leave.
400
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:51,565
Okay. That's, uh...
401
00:17:52,704 --> 00:17:54,137
That's for the best. Yeah.
402
00:17:55,974 --> 00:17:57,109
Excuse me.
403
00:17:57,109 --> 00:17:59,578
Uh... What floor is the
Sci-Fi Channel on?
404
00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:02,815
Ugh! Fine, Lithgow!
I'll do the right thing.
405
00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:03,782
God!
406
00:18:04,049 --> 00:18:06,609
I guess someone's been watching
The World According to Garp.
407
00:18:07,186 --> 00:18:08,619
Damn it.
Tim, wait.
408
00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:14,285
No, when you said she didn't want
to see me, it was such a relief.
409
00:18:14,693 --> 00:18:16,528
This baby thing is freaking me out.
410
00:18:16,528 --> 00:18:19,531
Do you know how many people want
what just got dropped in your lap?
411
00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:22,864
"Oh, now is not a good time.
I want to go to Burning Man." Shut up, Tim!
412
00:18:23,135 --> 00:18:24,102
Do you love Becca?
413
00:18:24,203 --> 00:18:25,604
She's like my soul mate. I mean...
414
00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:27,162
You're not listening, dummy!
415
00:18:32,878 --> 00:18:35,581
And get married and have
disposable cameras at the wedding
416
00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:37,310
because it's fun and people like it.
417
00:18:38,650 --> 00:18:40,777
Where are we going?
I already cleaned out my office.
418
00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:46,024
You've got to go.
419
00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:48,093
No. I'm going to be a lawyer.
420
00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:49,526
I'm going to be like you.
421
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:52,657
Get out of here!
422
00:18:53,265 --> 00:18:55,699
Go to the writers' room!
There is no scholarship!
423
00:18:56,101 --> 00:18:57,903
Can't you see we don't want you anymore?
424
00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:06,077
Jack! I don't understand.
425
00:19:23,629 --> 00:19:25,430
Goodbye, my friend.
426
00:19:36,975 --> 00:19:37,942
Hey, baby.
427
00:19:39,545 --> 00:19:41,342
My God. Look at your boobs.
428
00:19:43,615 --> 00:19:46,015
Kiss or something. Go on.
429
00:19:52,891 --> 00:19:57,963
# The rainbows and the cobwebs
and the cobwebs and the rainbows...?
430
00:19:57,963 --> 00:19:58,930
And stop.
431
00:20:03,902 --> 00:20:05,771
I guess, in a way...
432
00:20:05,771 --> 00:20:08,569
we both... Iost children today.
433
00:20:08,807 --> 00:20:11,298
Yeah, but mine was real, Jack.
Yours was Frank.
434
00:20:11,610 --> 00:20:14,112
Don't worry, Lemon.
I'm confident that someday,
435
00:20:14,112 --> 00:20:15,447
you'll have...
436
00:20:15,447 --> 00:20:16,436
everything you want.
437
00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:21,186
Can someone please tell me
how to get out of this building?
438
00:20:21,186 --> 00:20:22,654
It's like a maze!
439
00:20:22,654 --> 00:20:25,487
I keep walking
past the same... Sbarro's!
440
00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:27,859
Yeah.
441
00:20:27,859 --> 00:20:30,623
I'm a celebrity! Please!
442
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:32,697
Sad.
443
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:36,133
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