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[Chuck]
Previously on Billions.

[Wendy]
Welcome home, Bobby.

I think there’s a mutiny
in the works.

Let’s go to the videotape.
We record everything.

[Axe] I guess it’s always
important to keep a close eye

when your people are really
your kidnap victims.

No, Axe, not a close eye.

A thousand eyes and ears,

and the software
to make sense of it all.

[Amanda]
There is an order to things.

Learn of a crime,
investigate, confirm, announce.

And I assure you,
we will find crimes.

Fruit of a poison tree
called Michael Prince.

This is a drive
that cannot be copied.

It contains a cataloguing

of moves I have made,

extralegal and plain illegal.

Would get me disbarred
and jailed

if it were to come out.

You got a way
to separate his cash

from all the people
who work there for him

before you A-bomb his shit?

- There is no way.
- Like it, don’t love it.

What we need specifically
is for you to reset

the parameters
on the risk algo.

We have a time frame.
It’s right fucking now.

Bobby, you need
to reach Dunlop.

Offer her whatever you can.

Make sure she doesn’t do
the wrong thing.

Axe, you’re impressive,
but this is something

I’ve worked my whole life for.

Then don’t barter that dream

to a guy so transactional

he’ll sell VP for your support.

[Dunlop]
I’ve made my decision

to not only throw my support

behind our next president,
Mike Prince,

but to become his partner,
his vice president,

for the good of our country
and the whole world.

You’re on the briefings, Mike.

- We’re going to Camp David.
- Boom.

♪♪♪

[Steve Miller Band:
"Take the Money and Run"]

♪ Hoo-hoo ♪

♪ This here’s a story
About Billy Joe ♪

♪ And Bobbie Sue ♪

♪ Two young lovers
With nothing better to do ♪

♪ Than sit around the house ♪

♪ Get high
And watch the tube ♪

[Chef Ryan]
Cardamom bun.

Fuck, Ryan.

That’s good.

My take on La Cabra’s,

which is really their take
on one I ate

at Juno the Bakery
in Copenhagen.

Thanks for sending me
on that trip, Axe,

and for bringing me back
on board.

Worth it.

Those buns are no joke.

Thanks, Chef Ryan.

♪ Hoo-hoo-hoo ♪

♪ Go on,
Take the money and run ♪

♪ Go on,
Take the money and run ♪

♪ Hoo-hoo-hoo ♪

♪ Go on,
Take the money and run ♪

♪ Go on,
Take the money and run ♪

♪ Hoo-hoo-hoo ♪

♪ Billy Mack is a detective ♪

♪ Down in Texas ♪

So...game day, huh?

Ryan! Bring Sacker a bun!
She needs to be fortified!

- And a coffee, please.
- Coffee!

I love that you’re ditching
your race for Congress.

I am?

As much as we need you there,
we need you here.

Besides, not enough
hand sanitizer in the world

to make me do that job.

You should go long Purell.
I’m not ditching a thing.

But you’re still here?

My filing deadline’s
months away.

But Prince’s campaign’s
days away

from becoming
a black hole.

Everything in its vicinity,
sucked right in.

You’ll just be part
of the fabric of the thing,

unable to assert yourself
as anything other than

Prince’s fill-in-the-blank.

All because he’s about
to throw down a gauntlet?

More of a grenade,

at the parties
you’ll need to nominate you.

So I establish a little distance
when I leave, is all.

With your family dough?

With the whitest collar
background

of anyone at the firm?

Ask Chang and Eng.

Not a lot of distance
when you’re joined at the hip.

What the fuck
are you doing here?

Sacker called to meet.
Not you too?

Yep. She called me to meet.

- Shit.
- [Wags sighs]

[door opens]

Oh, this isn’t good.

My favorite burger in the city.

But now I have lost my appetite.

Yeah, this isn’t good at all.
She’s onto us. Has to be.

This is fucked
that I have to do this.

Speak it aloud.

- I’m onto you.
- No way.

I’m pretty sure I know
what you three have been up to.

Or, more accurately,
that you’re up to something.

That bullshit
on the elevator a few hours ago

was the final tip-off, Wags.

The why matters more
than the what, Kate.

I came here
because I respect you all.

But I work for Prince.

He took the shot on me.

So you have about one minute
to convince me of that "why"

before I turn your asses in.

Give me three.

You hear anything unusual
on your side?

Total focus on security
and safety

and surveillance and protection:
the new norm.

Philip is the only one able
to make decisions,

so it’s quiet.

Quiet is good.

[door opens]

♪♪♪

We’re here to set the terms
for the performance reviews.

Should we wait until Philip
is here before we start?

He’s not coming.

[sighs]

We could have talked
at the office.

But apparently
you’ve stopped showing up

and taken to day drinking.

Yeah, the office is not a place
I can be right now.

No?

I can’t live with it.

Mike Prince rising
off the rubble of Marc Ruloff.

Professor Ruloff
didn’t deserve that.

And yes, sure,

I know the old man Eastwood
quote that guys in the industry

love to say when they screw
the other party on a deal:

"Deserve’s got nothing
to do with it."

And I don’t want to keep
making money for someone

who buys into all that.

But I don’t know
what to do about it.

I do.

I know exactly
what you can do about it,

something that needs to be done

because he won’t stop
just ruining businesses

and lone men like your
favorite professor. And...

I know you know this on a deep,
subconscious level.

But first, we’re gonna have
to play out a scene

back at my office.

Prince should be
at Camp David soon.

Once he gets there,
he may have to wait a while,

’cause the president
waits for no one.

♪♪♪

[exhales softly]

Your man is rolling in.

I’ll let you know
when he’s done.

Thanks, Hall.

He’s nine minutes out.

That should give us between
90 minutes and two hours.

Chuck, I guess you should go
stop those leaks.

- Indeed, sir.
- If I had a cue, that’s it.

Better get over there.

Yep. Time to open up
the side door.

I’ll get to it.

♪♪♪

Morning, sir.

I have Candidate Prince for
a meeting with the president.

Also attending, Scooter Dunbar.
And I’m Bradford Luke.

Yes, sir, I have you.

I’ll need all your IDs
and phones.

All clear.

We are about
to embark on something

that we cannot afford
to have confirmed

by sources in this office
before we’re sure.

And so I will be noting
each and every one of you here.

And if it does leak,

I will assume it came
from one, two, three of you,

and all will go down.

What US Attorney Rhoades
is doing here

is giving you an opportunity
to let us know

- before that happens.
- [Allerd] In many organizations

such as ours
in other countries,

they have whole
mini organizations

designed to spot this kind
of betrayal and punish it.

Do I have a similar,
tight-knit operation going?

I’d tell you,
but then I’d be leaking.

We have a source
who has shared information

that six of the largest
U.S. natural gas companies

have been colluding with
and price fixing alongside of

Russia, China, and Iran.

We are prioritizing
this investigation,

and because it threatens

the country’s entire
energy infrastructure,

we shall do so
with stealth and rigor.

I know we’ve had
our differences of late

on how this office
should function,

but I think you’ll agree
that finding out

if there’s been malfeasance
by the energy sector

and these companies
is exactly what we’re here for.

And if you will take it on,

I promise you,
we will act on what you learn.

Okay.

I’m on it.

♪♪♪

[typing]

My part is done.

The algo will now zig
when it used to zag.

So, if all the rest
goes according to plan--

Yeah, that’s the if.

You know,
when all this is over,

I want you back with me,
running things.

It always feels like this
between us at first

because of the mind-meld thing.

But then something happens.

I think it’d be different now.

I’m different. You are.

We have a concrete goal
in mind for you,

so there’d be a defined exit.

Then you could go do
all the positive things

that you’re destined for.

Won’t be forever.

But I think it’d be very,
very good for everyone.

You and me,
together again, kid.

I’ll give it
real consideration.

You do that.

♪♪♪

The president’s been looking
forward to this, Mr. Prince.

We should be up at the cabin
in a few minutes.

Sounds good.

All capital’s now deployed.

Thank God
we’re off the sidelines.

Not that we can make shit
in this low-margin stuff.

Hey, it’s what
the algo dictated,

it’s what we got.

Chill and scroll
Variant News

for ideas or something.

Something is amiss
at the Circle K.

As in, there is cash
in a long-dormant account.

A lot of cash.

All funds are invested.
What account?

Unclear.

Must be some reserve
the algo dictated

be held back
for optimum timing.

And Mike and Scooter
mentioned something about it.

I’ll check it out.

I also couldn’t help but notice

a bit of a concentration
in the energy sector

in the portfolio.

We should alert the brass.

You’re into allocation now?

A falcon sees what he sees.

You sound like someone
who thinks they know better

than the Trojan Defense
algorithm.

Maybe you should
have a meeting about that

with leadership
when they’re back.

♪♪♪

The press start whacking
the sector yet?

No. It’s quiet so far.

This whole thing
doesn’t work if--

Chuck will get it done.

[sighs]

[Mafee]
Hold up.

Posts are starting to hit.

Fintwit and the other socials
are getting into the act.

Business press, the FJ,
bulletins are landing.

- There we go.
- [Taylor] Nice.

They’re starting
to take bets on sanctions,

and when CEOs are gonna
get hauled in front of Congress.

That must be setting off
some alarm bells

over at Mike Prince Capital,
huh?

The account’s
available to you.

You poised and ready
for when it’s time?

Hell yes, I’m ready.

I’m as sharp as a bell.

I mean, as clear as a--

We know what you mean.

The stories about collusion
in the natural gas sector

are starting to hit
the financial press.

Ain’t that the way it goes.

You tell a group of people,
government attorneys no less,

to be quiet about something,
and it’s on the news sites

20 minutes later.

- Wouldn’t you know it.
- Shocked.

We’ll get a fainting couch
moved in.

It’s like, if I could turn this
fucking Bloomberg upside down,

all the positions would be
headed in the right direction.

These are major fucking hits
we are taking.

What can we blow out of
right now?

I’m checking the risk algo.
This’ll self-correct.

We are well within
the parameters.

[Dollar Bill]
Self-correct my ass.

Nat gas stocks are cratering,
pulling us down with them.

This bloodbath gets any worse,
they’re gonna halt these stocks.

There’s no way the exchange

wants to answer
to the SEC on this.

- We gotta make moves.
- Our moves are prescribed.

We’ve got the infant car seat
of algos protecting us.

Just hang tight
for the turnaround.

Presenting Kate Sacker,

formerly of
the Southern District.

Formerly of
the attorney general’s office.

Presently general counsel
of Michael Prince Capital.

[door closes]

Miss Sacker, it occurs to me
that in a very short time,

your political prospects
will be in tatters.

But turning that around
need not be a laborious process.

You have ideas on that front?

I do.

The very fact that you
were willing

to sacrifice your ambitions
marks you

as the exact person
we all need in office.

It’s who you were
when we first met.

And you’ve found
your way back.

So, what’s the path?

Because you’re the person
I want guiding me now.

The path would entail a return
to SDNY, a pay cut,

and perhaps some more sedate

clothing choices,
unfortunately.

But some high-profile cases.

Crusader-type stuff.

You can have your pick.

The kind of cases that bolster
and burnish a reputation.

The kind that people
in these offices

have been using as
a springboard for generations.

Pencil me in.

[knock on door]

You crusaded to make
this happen, and now it will.

Our visitor is here?
That’s the knock?

Believe so.
You want to open it?

Well, he knows the way in.
You know the way in! Come on in.

I did not expect to hear
your voice or see you, Kate.

Chuck didn’t mention it
with the invite.

Wouldn’t be a surprise party
without the surprise.

[Chuck]
Or without gifts.

You guys went and did it.
You reinstated my law license.

Somehow got around the mandatory
seven-year wait.

[Chuck] Uh, we might’ve hurried
the process along a bit, yes.

But you applied
and got the recommendations

and did the work.

But you paid the fee,
didn’t you?

Who knows?
Important thing, it’s paid.

I’m moved.

I find this...moving.

We look forward to seeing you
across the aisle in court.

[sighs] I don’t.

Yeah, let’s just...not.

[chuckles]

Before you quit that hibachi,

save Chuck and me a seat
for one last fantail shrimp.

[light chuckle]

You know, fantail shrimp
are a different thing.

One’s a Chinese delicacy,
the other--

Oh, you...
know that, don’t you?

Okay. Bye. Thanks for this.

- Bye.
- [door opens]

♪♪♪

[sighs]

That was really...

If someone asks me
if anything fazes me,

I can no longer say
I am unfazed.

That fazed me.

Never get used to it.

- Pretty G-D cool.
- [marine] Sir? Your phones.

Gentlemen.

[cell phone vibrates]

[scoffs]

Uh, you’re a few minutes late

for me to ask the president
to pardon you, Axe.

No, Mike,
I am right on time.

And I’m glad
you got your audience,

’cause that’s the closest
you’ll get to that office.

Welcome to the first day
of the rest of your life.

Mike. Look, Mike.

Well, that can’t be right.
That’s got to be a hack.

- It says--
- Yeah.

That the entire portfolio
is wiped out.

Whatever you think you’re doing,
it’s not gonna work.

Not "doing," Mike. Done.

Getting into the portfolio now.

Have the chopper blades spinning
when we get there.

Scooter, you’ll go from
the heliport right to the SEC,

- get this cleared up.
- Got it.

It’s not letting me
do anything.

I’m locked out.

Drive!

[engine starts]

[tires squeal]

- Fun.
- Well, it’s about that time.

- I’m ready.
- This part should be--

- Exhilarating?
- Delightful?

I was gonna say "fucking nuts,"
but yeah, all of it.

Yep. Let’s go.

This is a...

weird thing
to say to a peer, but...

I’m proud of you.

Regardless of whatever
we pull off or don’t.

The end result here
isn’t really in doubt.

So that’s the country’s future.

What about your future?

I’d ask you same.

[sighs]

You know, I didn’t think
going on as before--

either version of before,
for either of us--

was gonna be an option.

Yes. And yet the temptation.

Isn’t that the thing.

You know, if you had looked
at each of us

the day before
we got into this business,

you would have said,
"Ah, there’s the one.

There’s the thread
that can go

through the smallest eye
of the smallest needle."

- Alas.
- No. Yes. Alas.

But perhaps this gives us
the chance

to pull up out of the nosedive.

Problem is, the money
does the same thing

that flying through the clouds
without instruments does.

You can’t tell which way is up,

which is down,

and you don’t know you’re
spinning until it’s too late.

Unless you have a great co-pilot

who’s monitoring
the instruments.

Thanks for being mine.

Even when I thought
I wanted to fly solo.

Same, Taylor.

Right back at you.

The chair of the SEC
is expecting you.

You need to go over there
and get on an open line

with the heads
of the exchanges,

and with a steady but firm hand

ensure that no trading halts
are instituted.

And that no trades
are reversed.

To be sure, because no doubt
they’ll come asking.

- Demanding.
- That’s why you need to do it.

I’ll get it all done. And while
I say this with great affection,

I look forward to not
working together with you

for a good long while, Chuck.

As do I, Miss Mahar.

[breathing heavily]

Find me Wendy fucking Rhoades.

She’s actually here?

[grunts]

What is so fucking wrong
about me

that you’re sure I shouldn’t
be fucking president?

Why don’t we start
with how you act

when things don’t go
your fucking way.

Now multiply that by a factor
of your finger on the trigger.

[glass crunching underfoot]

You can all
do me the courtesy

of getting the fuck
out of my office before...

Another rough-and-tumble day
on Wall Street, I see.

Governor, uh,
much to talk about here,

but I have something
to deal with first.

Not so much, I’m afraid.

Hi, Axe.

I want to thank you
for your counsel.

Oh, shit.

So, aside from the best veal
in the city,

what can you really offer me?

A revived candidacy

and an open road
to the nomination.

Truth is,

whatever he proposes,

I could never be his VP,

because I never want him
to be president.

Not after what he said
about nukes.

The way he never gets there

is by you joining
his ticket now.

When he topples,
you’ll move up.

You won’t have to wait
very long,

but you got to do it
just as I say.

See, we need to get him
off the grid.

[Dunlop] Mike, I’m here
to let you know I’m out,

as in off your ticket.

But very much
still in the race.

I am reaffirming
my own candidacy shortly,

and I’ll be taking back
my supporters,

my campaign apparatus.

You’re making
a rash decision here.

Bradford,
don’t walk out on me.

I’m still a viable candidate.

The nation is ready
to follow me.

You saw me with the president.

I’m ready for this.
It’s my time.

I don’t think so, Mike.

It’s never happened that
the whole premise

for a candidacy
has been erased.

But today... it happened.

You were the self-made
rich candidate,

and now you’re not.

There’s no coming back
from this.

Not in this election cycle,
anyway.

I get it.

The consultant jumps off
the sinking ship like a rat.

Can’t catch any air
once you’re underwater.

[Dunlop] If you find yourself
at loose ends, Bradford,

Wendy Rhoades did tip me
to your skills,

and I have a spot for you.

Were you with them?

Nope.

[all] Nope.

But, uh,
I am going with her.

Well, welcome aboard
a very seaworthy ship.

Glad to be aboard,
Governor.

♪♪♪

And?

Exchanges won’t be halting
any trading.

The SEC won’t have the exchanges
reverse the trades.

They’re honoring them.

In the face of blatant sabotage
and market manipulation?

They said there was
a federal investigation

into collusion in the sector.

Chuck Rhoades, no doubt.

And that it was their mandate
to protect the counterparties

to all our trades.

Who is the "they"
besides the SEC chair

who’s shoveling this shit?

Dave Mahar was there,

in various capacities.

Goddamn fix is in
across the board.

How is it that all of the firm’s
capital, levered three to one,

got concentrated
into six nat gas stocks

that all happened
to be under investigation

for an international scandal?

And then we bottom-ticked
the market on the liquidation,

leaving us completely wiped out?

Worse than wiped out.

Actually,
we went negative equity.

The risk management algo
set the parameters

as per your orders, and...
we never disobey.

Must’ve been a glitch
which, I’m sorry to say, Mike,

lowered us below
our capital reserves,

prompting margin calls.

And the fund was unable
to meet the margin calls

without pledging
the private equity stakes.

This is midnight
at the costume ball.

All masks off.
I know it was you.

You played me
with that loyalty act.

And you, Kate,

you ratted them out to me

so that I’d trust you
and Philip.

And to ferret out
the extent of the surveillance.

You’re too smart, Mike.

We knew you’d catch them
sooner or later.

I suggested sooner.

Disbarment be damned.

I turned them in to you.

If you recall, I recommended
you fire the lot of them.

What am I guilty of?

Talking to them
once you decided not to?

How did they convince you?

It couldn’t have been money.

Once they got me to see past
my personal interests,

my own political future,

it was clear.

How much did we leave
on the table?

Besides hearts and guts?

How much?

Projections are, by the time
the company’s mature--

1.4 billion.

You made sure we lost
a big piece of business

so the authority for
the huge trades would go to Wags

and then to Philip,

the one person I could trust.

Because he’s mine.

[Taylor]
We lost that helium trade

because we were unable
to do a deal

at that scale
without your sign-off.

What you took from that,
all the subsequent decisions,

those were yours
and yours alone.

I, uh...I hate to interrupt,

but one of my favorite
TV shows is on.

[Chuck, on TV]
And I heard the rumors, too,

about corruption and collusion

by the top American
natural gas companies

with some hostile nations.

And there were leaks

from various branches
of law enforcement.

But after a penetrating
investigation

by the Southern District
of New York,

these vicious rumors
are just that: rumors.

While actors from adversarial
foreign governments

did approach these companies

in an attempt to convince them
to hold back supply

and inflate prices,

these entreaties were rebuffed.

Forcefully.

And so we are closing
this investigation.

These companies
and this sector are healthy.

Robust, even.

Any short-term
collateral damage

that was done is unfortunate,

but that is the nature
of the free market.

Those positions
are all going to rebound...

but you’ve sold them off.

The algo directed
they be sold off.

My God.
Comanche Gas H.O.D.

Western Plains H.O.D.

Marcellus Shale H.O.D.

All going out
at the high of the day.

And we’re completely sold?

[Amanda, on TV] As U.S.
Attorney Rhoades mentioned,

there had been some rumors
about collusion.

We did our investigation,
and we were very quickly able

to gain cooperation
from the companies in question,

as they had nothing to hide.

We are going to get
to the source

of these leaks and rumors,
I promise you that.

That is priority one.

I can take specific questions,

as I’m sure there are many.

[reporters shouting on TV]

The last time I was part
of something this sweet,

Gust Avrakotos
and Charlie Wilson

high-fived me
at the end of it.

Not sure even I have
the security clearance

to hear about that one
right now.

If it was anything like this,

it must’ve floated you
for quite a while.

For a night.

Next day, I was ready
to get back to work.

Which is why I have you two
so close by at all times.

Because I feel much the same.

You know, Chuck, when you talked
me into coming aboard at SDNY,

you promised
I’d feel this way.

Like I actually helped

to do something good.

I want more of it.
Need more.

We all do.

And, like Allerd said,

tomorrow we will get cracking
on just those kinds of projects.

But tonight,
I’m gonna hang with my kids.

Both of you go have fun, rest,
or whatever it is you do

when you’re officially
off the clock.

Good call. Karl,

you wanna come grab
dinner with Taiga and me?

Normally I don’t like
third-wheeling it, but... yes.

Good. Good. Excellent.

Excellent work all around.

Scooter, I started
with much less.

We both did.

Time to roll it back up again,
my loyal friend.

[sighs]

I’m sure you will, Mike.

But you’ll have to do it alone.

It’s time for me
to go it on my own.

I can’t lose you.

Not now.

If I assess this
for what it is,

it was an expensive lesson--

very expensive--

in hubris and
self-aggrandizement run amok.

You know that’s not
what we set out to do.

You know our intentions
were of the highest aims,

despite what those assholes
down there think.

But you have to know
we suffered...

drift, I guess you’d call it.

A degree off
on the compass heading

on a long enough journey,

you end up far
from your destination.

You end up lost. We did.

I did.

I failed to help you steer,

and this is where we’ve landed.

Broke and broken.

Our mission was righteous.

We just ran into a snag.

Our mission is something
I will be unpacking

for a long time to come.

I can’t say I committed
blindly to it.

But I was blinded along the way

by my sense of fealty.

Loyalty to you.

By your generosity,
focus, brilliance.

By our shared history.

In the end, the deal I made
with myself was a someday deal.

And that day came sooner
than I imagined,

and with harsher weather.

But it’s here
all the same, so...

Yeah.

Done.

Where does that leave me
after all this?

In a reflective place,
after the swelling goes down.

You accept that this happened.

You figure out why.

You go home and start over.

As it ever has been for men
like you over the centuries.

[sighs]

You’ve orchestrated this thing

like Phil Spector did
"River Deep."

Perhaps not who I’d have used
to make the point, but, yes,

we put together a wrecking crew
and let them play,

much as he did.

Watched it all happening
on here.

Real toe-tapper.

I assume you made sure
to be invisible

in the carrying out
of your duties?

Have you known me
to be otherwise?

Yes. Almost solely.

So I need to know, Dad,
that you covered your tracks

when you planted the stories
about the natural gas companies

because I put someone good,
and I mean very good, on this.

Of course.
You told me to cover my tracks,

I covered my tracks.

They will arrive at me

after they find the...
the grassy knoll gunman

and who killed Jimmy Hoffa.

Good. Real good.

Fantastic.

- I should get back to it.
- Chuck.

You did great.

You marshaled all resources.

You partnered with a man

you’d tangled with
for almost a decade.

You set that aside to take out
a bigger threat.

That’s advanced.
That’s elevated.

That’s the kind of thing
that gives me comfort

for what happens after I’m gone.

[scoffs]

Let’s hope that’s
a long time from now.

It’ll be when it’ll be.

The point is...

I now know
that you’ll be fine.

You’ve learned all the lessons
I have to teach and then some.

It’s all inside you.

You know, Pop,
I’ve long held

that the two heaviest letters
in the alphabet

were J and R.

But now, after what we’ve been
through together in this last,

they’ve started to feel
just right.

Now that you’re...you’re wearing
the Junior mantle easier...

Mm.

...maybe stop slumping about
the shoulders when you walk.

Have some personal pride in
your gait, for Christ’s sakes.

You’re still a Rhoades.

Found these guys
on the way in.

We got the text inviting us
to come see something special?

What...

um...

What happened here?

Mike, hear this
in the manner I mean it.

Not as a dig,

or to rub your face
in the situation.

Not about that at all.

But...

I’d like to assume the lease
to this place.

Take it off your hands.

Uh-huh. Of course you do.

So this is it.

Hey, man, endings are tough.

Someone always ends up
unsatisfied.

Truer thing never said.

I don’t mind admitting
I’m a bit rattled right now.

Standing eight count.
I’ll get my wind back.

You have to know I’m going
to sue the lot of you

and see to it that criminal
charges are brought.

I think you’re gonna find
a road to that

that’s very steep
and slippery.

[Axe]
And expensive,

which may present
some difficulty.

But if you decide to persist,

please refer
all legal action

to Orrin Bach here,
my general counsel.

You gonna finally come on
and do this for me, Orrin?

Why not? You’ll take up
all my time anyway,

but... I’m delighted
to make it official.

So, yeah, Mike, this is
what it’s like to lose.

I bet that felt good.

That one did, yeah.

I read all about your deposits

in those black-owned banks
through Killer Mike.

You’ve still got
about a hundred million

in those accounts,
don’t you?

Just about, yeah.

Well, in Indiana,

that’s like being
a billionaire.

That’s right.

Yes, it is.

You know what?

Maybe I should be thanking
all you bastards

for giving me a chance
to go out and do it all again.

Spin it up.

You’re welcome, then.

Did wonders for me when you
put me in that very position.

This country’s built
on second acts.

And when you see mine,

you’d better duck
and fucking cover.

♪♪♪

[elevator doors slide open]

I’m surprised to see so many
long faces in here right now.

Ain’t you glad I’m back?

Uh, well, we would be,

but there’s the little matter
of the fact that all our money

got fucking wiped out
with Prince’s!

Oh, is that the thing?

Did it?

What’s on your mind,
commander?

You know I’ve had a hard time

warming up to the plan.

Siphoning the coffers
of an enemy to near empty?

I wouldn’t imagine that would
cause you such problems.

No, Chuck,
as much as I like the idea

of Mike Prince going broke--

And believe me, I do--

I can’t help but feeling
this is your guitar solo.

Now I’m fine guesting
in a two-guitar band.

A supergroup,
if you think about it.

Wow, you really are good
at this, the ass-kissing.

Hey, it’s heartfelt.

Okay, I know
what’s missing for me,

and I’m ready to lay down
my overdub now.

It’s not enough
to just break him.

We gotta get everyone else
rich in the process.

Really rich. Wealthy, even.

Well, that ups the degree
of difficulty, doesn’t it?

Takes it from a straight bet to
a daily double with an exacta.

That’s why the payout’s
so good.

But how? If we crash the fund,
it all goes.

Doesn’t have to.

We have a little thang
that’s been laying fallow

inside the structure
of the company for a while now

known as the Admirals Fund.

- Tell ’em, Wags.
- Little side pocket we had

so the brass could enjoy
the spoils of the best ideas.

Cherry-picking trades
for a secret internal fund.

That could look very bad.
[chuckles]

Fraudulent, even.

In a certain light, maybe.

But, as I say, it’s dormant.

Yeah, Chuck, we’re well
past that, aren’t we?

Bloodhound can’t help
blood-hounding.

But he’s all bark now,

and I suppose we all need
our motivators.

Carry on.

We’re gonna siphon
the employee money

into the Admirals Fund,

and when the basket of stocks
hits rock-bottom,

we’re gonna buy them.

So that’s where we are now.

If wiping out Prince
was my masterpiece,

putting the Admirals Fund
with all your money in

on the other side so we could
take him out at the lows,

that is my magnum opus.

I’ve rarely seen a rocket ride
like this one.

There’s nothing like government

clearing these companies,

giving them a clean bill
of health,

to send these stocks soaring

right to the close.

So that’s what
you’re here to see, Ben.

Tuk.

All of you.

Our shit didn’t go down
the tubes.

Yeah. Even though you were too
fucking mercenary to join me,

I let it happen.

We’re in the Admirals Fund?

[laughs]

We’re in the fucking
Admirals Fund?

We’re in
the fucking Admirals Fund!

- Oh, shit!
- Fuck, yeah!

[Dollar Bill]
We’re in the Admirals Fund!

- We’re in the Admirals Fund!
- [applause]

Ah!

Uh...am I?

Because, you know, I-I had
your backs the whole time.

What the fuck happened to you?

Spyros, you ran all the way
to Camp David

to try and warn Prince,
didn’t you?

The Marine Guards
wouldn’t let me in.

They’re not a good group
to get pushy with.

[Wags]
We included you anyway.

I must be getting soft
in my old age.

So I’m not broke?

- I’m actually...
- [Philip] Yeah. Rich.

Very fucking rich.

[cries]

[Wags]
All of you lucky bastards

are up 3X today and rising,

thanks to Bobby Axelrod.

[cheers and applause]

In case any of you
are wondering,

you are now standing in the new
headquarters of Axe Global!

[all cheer]

And I am looking
for intrepid souls

who are willing to go out
every day

and kill for me in an epic quest
for fucking alpha.

So, who among you

is ready to join me
in my new assault on wealth?

Who’s with me?

[all cheer]

Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! Come on!

I heard those hyenas
cheering down there.

I assume Axelrod threw them
some fresh meat.

More or less.

I also assume
you’re staying.

Perfect.

I warned you once,
back then,

that things would get dirty
and dangerous.

You more than embraced that,
though, didn’t you?

Joining up with that
backstabbing marauder

is the perfect post for you.

It’s a wonder
you didn’t warn me

what kind of animal
you’d become.

Let me stop you there,

before you really
say some stuff

we’re both gonna regret

at the next holiday
get-together.

The holidays?
You have got to be kidding me.

Hey, you’re still my uncle.
Family.

So, you didn’t
take the ride with us.

That wasn’t something
I could swing.

But I couldn’t let you take
the fall with Prince either.

You’re still a rich man.

That is your account.

Kept it sidelined.

Totally
out of the action today.

You’re still at about
a hundred mill.

Like Prince ended up.

There’s something poetic
in that.

I have gone from a rich man,
to a pauper,

back to a rich man
in the course of a single day.

And it has made me realize
what I need to do with my life.

Pick up that baton for real.

My own.

One that belongs to me,
not some legend’s.

Find myself on the stage

and in front of an orchestra.

You’ll do it, maestro.

I know you will.

Impressive work, man.

Well, you played
an integral part in it.

No way it all happens
without--

No, I just mean climbing up
on that desk.

- Oh.
- Impressive.

Christ, I’d need some Doan’s
for the back if I even tried.

Don’t fool yourself.

I’m not the same guy
I was when we first met.

I was worried I was gonna roll
my ankle on the dismount.

Yeah. Sure.

You’re not
the same guy, either.

- Didn’t like that version.
- Hmm.

But the fella standing
in front of me...

Yeah, I know it.

Something about going
through the wars with someone.

Yeah, you learn a lot facing
a man, battling against him.

But when you throw in
together...

Absolutely.

Yeah, like Clapton and Winwood
in Blind Faith.

Problem is,

that kind of talent
in one group

can only ever last one album.

Well, I think
the heroin and blow

had more to do
with that breakup,

but I get your point.

At least they got
that one great moment on tape,

together in the studio,
before it blew apart.

Everything does.

Eventually.

Things end.

As our time
working together has to.

I’m going back
to doing what I do, so...

you’d best run this place right.

I once told you
what a badge does to a man.

And as in almost everything,

you were right, Robby.

To that end, Carlos.

And Wags is really gonna hate
that I’m doing this,

but I must have got caught up
in the spirit of togetherness.

[chuckles]

Here.

You’re hoping this buys you
some indulgences.

Damn straight I am.

Thanks, Axe.

For all of it.

My pleasure.

And to you too, Chuck.

♪ I’ve been waiting so long ♪

♪ Somebody holds the key ♪

[applause]

♪ Well, I’m near the end ♪

♪ And I just ain’t got
The time ♪

I thought it’d convince you,

that all this today
would be a good pitch.

But you’re leaving
for good, aren’t you?

Yep. Just like you’re staying.

Yeah, I am.

It’s where I’m meant to be.

You sure?

’Cause we could do
great things if you stayed.

Great and vicious things.

I know.

Exactly why I’m leaving.

It’s time for me
to be done with that.

My other office
is now available.

Be a great place to run
a philanthropy out of.

It’s yours if you want it.

Final act of charity

I’ll be doing today.

[soft sigh]

♪ You are the reason ♪

♪ I’ve been waiting
All these years ♪

♪ Somebody holds the key ♪

♪ But I’m near the end ♪

♪ And I just ain’t got
The time ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh,
and I’m wasted ♪

I bet you think
I want to rub it in.

I actually
think better of you.

You once offered me the chance,
if I were feeling down,

to come share
some Scotch with you.

I want you to know,
I hope you do the same.

You made me
better at what I do.

In every way.

Are you saying
that’s why you bested us?

No. I was kick-ass
at that stuff.

I mean as a human

and second in command.

You’re the tops I’ve seen.

And yet.

It’s because you’re
a good person you lost.

Not Prince. You.

Oddly,
of little consolation.

But you will come
for that drink?

I think I actually might.

Yes.

[Blind Faith:
"Can’t Find My Way Home"]

♪ But I can’t find
My way home ♪

♪ No, I can’t
Find my way home ♪

Good.

I’ve been looking forward
to this moment.

An old-fashioned negotiation
for your services

as performance coach
and head of HR.

Or, not to tip my hand,

you looking to expand
your portfolio?

[laughs]

Shit.

You’re out too.

I’d really love it
if you stayed, Wend.

I finally made my way back.
This could be like old times.

Part of me would really love to.

But I’m gonna stay at Mental,

that telehealth thing,
and make a go of it.

I’m gonna help a lot of people
from there.

Maybe one day
you’ll take me public.

Won’t be the same
without you here.

What if I can’t do it?

It’ll be different,
but you can do it.

And I have the name of someone

who’ll be a hell
of a replacement for me too.

And most of the people here
already know Dr. Mayer.

I really didn’t want
to say goodbye to you again.

Then don’t.

We got through
the shadow of 9/11

and stayed connected.

We got through the arrests,

the rebellions,

the exit,
the rebuilding,

and always
stayed connected.

Where it mattered.

We’ll both be
in the same city.

We’re the same people.

We’ll stay connected now, too.

Just not at this place.

Yeah.

Yeah to all of it.

Thank you, Bobby.

Thank you.

For everything.

[Josh Ritter: "Homecoming"]

♪ I feel a change
In the weather ♪

♪ I feel a change in me ♪

♪ The days
Are getting shorter ♪

♪ And the birds
Begin to leave ♪

♪ Even me, yes, yes, y’all ♪

♪ Who has been so long alone ♪

♪ I’m headed home ♪

♪ Headed home ♪

♪ The nights are getting
Colder now ♪

♪ And the air
Is getting crisp ♪

♪ I first tasted the universe
On a night like this ♪

♪ A box of wine, an alibi ♪

♪ And the hunger in her eyes ♪

♪ In a place where the tree
Of good and evil ♪

♪ Still resides ♪

♪ Still resides ♪

♪ Homecoming ♪

I kind of hoped
you’d be here waiting.

No, not kind of. I...

I hoped you’d be here.

I’m always here.

I know.

You are, too.

Seems to be true.

You know, I wasn’t sure
he’d let you leave.

Or you’d be able to resist.

It’s time for me
to find my own way.

And it’s the only way

that the relationships
can last

with either of you.

That’s probably true.

Where are you off to right now?

[sighs] I hadn’t really
thought about it.

I was probably just gonna
head back to the house.

I have the kids tonight.

I was in the mood
for some tempura or something.

You want to make it
a family dinner?

The kids would love that.
Absolutely.

And so would I.

Make sure all this shit
gets carefully packed

and sent to him wherever.

I will.

Have the designer get
all that green crap

off the walls downstairs,
and strip out some of this wood.

Let’s cool this place off a bit.

Thought about how
you’ll redecorate yet?

I’ve had other things
on my mind, capo di tutti capi.

Well, after a victory
such as this,

things do take a moment
to settle.

- But...
- Yeah.

You don’t have to say it.

I will be here with you

to get this place
cranking again.

- But then...
- What?

Miami?

With all those
other rich fucks?

You know, it does have
a lot to recommend it.

It is the center of it all
right now.

Maybe we take a trip
down together.

But first, bring ’em in.

[Steve Miller Band:
"Take the Money and Run"]

♪ Hoo-hoo ♪

♪ This here’s a story ♪

♪ About Billy Joe
And Bobbie Sue ♪

♪ Two young lovers
With nothing better to do ♪

♪ Than sit around the house ♪

♪ Get high
And watch the tube ♪

What are our instructions?

Yeah, Axe, what do you
want us to do?

Do?

What do you think
I want you to do?

♪ They headed down
To, ooh, old El Paso ♪

Let’s make some fucking money.

All right!
All right, yeah!

- Fuck, yeah!
- [man] Let’s go.

♪ Bobbie Sue took the money
And run ♪

[elevator bell dings]

♪ Go on,
Take the money and run ♪

♪ Go on,
Take the money and run ♪

♪ Hoo-hoo-hoo ♪

♪ Go on,
Take the money and run ♪

♪ Go on,
Take the money and run ♪

♪ Hoo-hoo-hoo ♪

♪ Billy Mack is a detective
Down in Texas ♪

[patrons]
Whoa!

♪ He ain’t gonna let those two
Escape justice ♪

♪ He makes his living ♪

♪ Off of the people’s taxes ♪

[all cheer]

♪ Bobbie Sue, whoa ♪

♪ She slipped away ♪

♪ Billy Joe caught up to her
The very next day ♪

♪ They got the money
Hey, you know they got away ♪

♪ They headed down south ♪

♪ And they’re still
Running today ♪

♪ Singing go on,
Take the money and run ♪

♪ Go on,
Take the money and run ♪

♪ Hoo-hoo-hoo ♪

♪ Go on,
Take the money and run ♪

♪ Ooh, Lord ♪

♪ Go on,
Take the money and run ♪

♪ Hoo-hoo-hoo ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Go on,
Take the money and run ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Hoo-hoo-hoo ♪

♪ Go on,
Take the money and run ♪

♪ Ooh, Lord ♪

♪ Go on,
Take the money and run ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Hoo-hoo-hoo ♪