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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,443 --> 00:00:00,474 Op 2 00:00:00,475 --> 00:00:00,508 Oper 3 00:00:00,509 --> 00:00:00,541 Operat 4 00:00:00,542 --> 00:00:00,574 Operator 5 00:00:00,609 --> 00:00:00,641 Th 6 00:00:00,642 --> 00:00:00,674 This 7 00:00:00,675 --> 00:00:00,708 This h 8 00:00:00,709 --> 00:00:00,810 This hit 9 00:00:00,810 --> 00:00:00,841 This hit go 10 00:00:00,842 --> 00:00:00,875 This hit goes 11 00:00:00,876 --> 00:00:00,908 This hit goes o 12 00:00:00,909 --> 00:00:00,941 This hit goes out 13 00:00:00,942 --> 00:00:00,975 This hit goes out t 14 00:00:00,976 --> 00:00:01,008 This hit goes out to 15 00:00:01,009 --> 00:00:01,042 This hit goes out to yo 16 00:00:01,043 --> 00:00:01,077 This hit goes out to you. 17 00:00:01,078 --> 00:00:04,047 This hit goes out to you... 18 00:00:04,147 --> 00:00:05,381 Mr. Wick. 19 00:00:07,917 --> 00:00:09,352 42 regular, was it? 20 00:00:09,485 --> 00:00:10,353 Yeah. 21 00:00:12,688 --> 00:00:13,623 And so it begins. 22 00:00:22,298 --> 00:00:24,633 Challenge him to single combat. 23 00:00:24,634 --> 00:00:27,169 If you win... you'll have your freedom. 24 00:00:50,026 --> 00:00:52,462 Try one leaning on your stick. 25 00:00:53,896 --> 00:00:54,896 Tighten up, slut. 26 00:00:55,131 --> 00:00:57,065 What if you do one looking over your shoulder 27 00:00:57,066 --> 00:00:58,234 at the camera? 28 00:00:58,868 --> 00:01:00,102 No, no, no, no. 29 00:01:00,103 --> 00:01:00,970 No? 30 00:01:02,271 --> 00:01:04,206 - Why not? - Soft. 31 00:01:04,207 --> 00:01:07,042 I think the b'ys should be goin' only so far with all this. 32 00:01:07,043 --> 00:01:08,478 Fine. 33 00:01:17,086 --> 00:01:18,386 What're ya doin', me son? 34 00:01:18,387 --> 00:01:20,522 - What're you doin'? - Your face? 35 00:01:20,523 --> 00:01:21,991 Bro. 36 00:01:22,592 --> 00:01:24,459 - What's he doin'? - What's it look like? 37 00:01:24,460 --> 00:01:26,128 - Why does he have his tarp on? - What? 38 00:01:26,129 --> 00:01:27,395 Why would he have 39 00:01:27,396 --> 00:01:29,264 his tarp off? - Because if I'm a broad 40 00:01:29,265 --> 00:01:30,866 lookin' at a sexy calendar o' dudes, 41 00:01:30,867 --> 00:01:32,934 I'm probably hopin' they have their tarps off. 42 00:01:32,935 --> 00:01:34,269 Your face is orange. 43 00:01:34,270 --> 00:01:35,971 It looks like you ate an Oompa Loompa's mitt. 44 00:01:35,972 --> 00:01:37,672 What the fuck is wrong with you, dude? 45 00:01:37,673 --> 00:01:39,541 You look like the tip of Chester Cheetah's dick, 46 00:01:39,542 --> 00:01:41,076 my guy. - Did you get a spray tan? 47 00:01:41,077 --> 00:01:43,111 Well, I thought everybody would have a spray tan. 48 00:01:43,112 --> 00:01:44,613 - Why? - Because if I'm a broad 49 00:01:44,614 --> 00:01:46,314 lookin' at a sexy calendar o' dudes, 50 00:01:46,315 --> 00:01:48,316 I'm probably hopin' they have a spray tan. 51 00:01:48,317 --> 00:01:49,518 Settle down. 52 00:01:49,519 --> 00:01:50,552 And what's with the sunglasses? 53 00:01:50,553 --> 00:01:52,355 - Me? - My God. 54 00:01:52,822 --> 00:01:54,122 After I got the spray tan, 55 00:01:54,123 --> 00:01:56,558 I looked at myself in the mirror and the whites of my eyes 56 00:01:56,559 --> 00:01:58,293 were so white it kinda freaked me out. 57 00:01:58,294 --> 00:02:00,729 Does no one else think that this is hilarious? 58 00:02:00,730 --> 00:02:02,597 - Wanna get lippy? - Just take them off. 59 00:02:02,598 --> 00:02:04,566 Take your top off too. Let's have a look at you. 60 00:02:04,567 --> 00:02:06,868 I'm gonna wait 'til the grease down to take my tarp off. 61 00:02:06,869 --> 00:02:09,005 - Grease down? - My God. 62 00:02:09,338 --> 00:02:10,239 So dumb! 63 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:11,873 Why would you have a grease down? 64 00:02:11,874 --> 00:02:13,675 Because if I'm a broad looking at a sexy calendar 65 00:02:13,676 --> 00:02:15,877 o' dudes, I'm probably hopin' they're greased down! 66 00:02:15,878 --> 00:02:17,512 How is that shade of orange even an option? 67 00:02:17,513 --> 00:02:20,248 I mean, it's almost offensive. - Shut the fuck up, Michaels! 68 00:02:20,249 --> 00:02:22,050 Is your whole body that colour? 69 00:02:22,051 --> 00:02:23,518 - Yeah! - Even your junk? 70 00:02:23,519 --> 00:02:24,753 - Yeah. - Nice. 71 00:02:24,754 --> 00:02:26,955 - They did your junk, too? - I did my own junk. 72 00:02:26,956 --> 00:02:29,224 - How? - You just take the spray gun 73 00:02:29,225 --> 00:02:31,059 and you spray your junk. A monkey could do it. 74 00:02:31,060 --> 00:02:33,428 - Did you do your butthole, too? - Let's just get these guys 75 00:02:33,429 --> 00:02:36,265 greased down and spray tanned so we can be done with it. 76 00:02:36,666 --> 00:02:38,266 You want everyone to get a spray tan? 77 00:02:38,267 --> 00:02:40,402 - Well, except Dolo. - Why not Dolo? 78 00:02:40,403 --> 00:02:43,638 Well, he can if he wants to. He's included. You're an idiot. 79 00:02:43,639 --> 00:02:46,241 - This is a bit much. - You look ill. 80 00:02:46,242 --> 00:02:48,743 You've been a real cunt since you got good hair, Ziig. 81 00:02:48,744 --> 00:02:50,946 - Why did you do all this? - Because a year ago, 82 00:02:50,947 --> 00:02:53,114 you were gonna fold the team. 83 00:02:53,115 --> 00:02:54,816 We couldn't win a game. 84 00:02:54,817 --> 00:02:56,151 But then you kept the team together 85 00:02:56,152 --> 00:02:58,321 and we won the league. Now no one can beat us. 86 00:02:59,188 --> 00:03:02,757 So, if you say you want us to do a sexy calendar so that 87 00:03:02,758 --> 00:03:05,327 you can host the National Senior Tournament... 88 00:03:05,328 --> 00:03:06,629 So we can. 89 00:03:07,296 --> 00:03:08,463 Sudbury. 90 00:03:08,464 --> 00:03:10,532 - For the community. - By the community. 91 00:03:10,533 --> 00:03:12,067 What are you trying to say, Shoresy? 92 00:03:12,068 --> 00:03:13,702 Whatever... 93 00:03:13,703 --> 00:03:16,905 you need from me. 94 00:03:16,906 --> 00:03:19,108 Give your balls a tug. 95 00:03:20,476 --> 00:03:21,943 I got you. 96 00:03:33,990 --> 00:03:36,258 Go get a spray tan. Then come back here, 97 00:03:36,259 --> 00:03:38,461 take your tarps off and get a grease down. 98 00:03:39,729 --> 00:03:41,162 - Yes, sir. - You sluts are gonna 99 00:03:41,163 --> 00:03:42,598 make me some money. 100 00:03:59,181 --> 00:04:00,816 You're up first, captain. 101 00:04:11,594 --> 00:04:13,795 Now the b'ys just has to decide, 102 00:04:13,796 --> 00:04:16,398 do we wanna be the best team in the league this year, 103 00:04:16,399 --> 00:04:19,434 or do we wanna be the best team in the league ever? 104 00:04:26,142 --> 00:04:27,777 What are you doing? 105 00:04:29,945 --> 00:04:31,080 I can't. 106 00:04:31,647 --> 00:04:34,350 - What? - Gotta go home. 107 00:04:34,884 --> 00:04:38,054 - Why? - Accountability. 108 00:04:39,055 --> 00:04:41,022 I wouldn't ask you guys to do anything 109 00:04:41,023 --> 00:04:42,958 that I wouldn't do myself. 110 00:04:43,659 --> 00:04:45,827 I could've gone home last night 111 00:04:45,828 --> 00:04:47,329 with a girl I've been trying to take home 112 00:04:47,330 --> 00:04:49,364 for a year, and I didn't. 113 00:04:49,365 --> 00:04:50,899 - Laura? - No. 114 00:04:50,900 --> 00:04:53,134 Well, that's who you've been trying to take home for a year. 115 00:04:53,135 --> 00:04:54,803 It wasn't Laura Mohr. That's account... 116 00:04:54,804 --> 00:04:56,338 If it wasn't Laura Mohr, who was it? 117 00:04:56,339 --> 00:04:58,907 Buddy, I got broads from North Bay to Blind River 118 00:04:58,908 --> 00:05:00,475 who want me to bang 'em. - Nice. 119 00:05:00,476 --> 00:05:02,177 Fuckin' broads from Timiskaming to Nipissing 120 00:05:02,178 --> 00:05:04,279 want me to dink 'em. - Well, it's alls I'm sayin'... 121 00:05:04,280 --> 00:05:06,114 Fuckin' Manitoulin to Magnetawan, bitch. 122 00:05:06,115 --> 00:05:08,616 - Well, come on out of it then. - What are you even doin' here? 123 00:05:08,617 --> 00:05:11,253 - I can wait in the bat'room. - Yeah, just give us five. 124 00:05:15,091 --> 00:05:16,891 - Accountability. - Frankie, 125 00:05:16,892 --> 00:05:19,494 tell Laurence not to leave her tampons on the counter. 126 00:05:19,495 --> 00:05:21,162 - Tit fucker. - No, those are Frankie's. 127 00:05:21,163 --> 00:05:22,697 Laurence leaves hers under the sink. 128 00:05:23,866 --> 00:05:25,166 Nothing. 129 00:05:25,167 --> 00:05:26,901 I withstanded from sex. 130 00:05:26,902 --> 00:05:28,570 - Withstood. - Withstood from it? 131 00:05:28,571 --> 00:05:30,839 - Just withstood. - I didn't smash her, 132 00:05:30,840 --> 00:05:33,175 not Laura Mohr, okay? 133 00:05:33,876 --> 00:05:37,178 Two nights before our final game with the Yanks. 134 00:05:37,179 --> 00:05:40,014 But I'm not here to tell you to... 135 00:05:40,015 --> 00:05:42,050 Refrain. 136 00:05:42,051 --> 00:05:43,685 - Refrain it? - Refrain from it. 137 00:05:43,686 --> 00:05:46,255 I'm not here to tell you not to hammer ass. 138 00:05:46,922 --> 00:05:48,923 But you need to be accountable. 139 00:05:48,924 --> 00:05:50,759 Right? You never got any legs in the third 140 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:53,228 'cause ya already played a period between the sheets. 141 00:05:53,229 --> 00:05:55,597 If you wanna hammer ass all day, 142 00:05:55,598 --> 00:05:57,933 ya can't be doggin' it come game time. 143 00:06:00,669 --> 00:06:02,237 When's the last time you had a Pogo? 144 00:06:02,238 --> 00:06:03,538 Hitch, ya got a dip? 145 00:06:03,539 --> 00:06:05,240 Can I come where you're to now, or what? 146 00:06:05,241 --> 00:06:06,908 - No just a sec. - Okay, just let me know 147 00:06:06,909 --> 00:06:09,545 and I'll come where you're at. - Let's listen up here now. 148 00:06:10,079 --> 00:06:12,881 You got teammates that rely on you. 149 00:06:12,882 --> 00:06:15,517 And a whole town that's depending on you. 150 00:06:15,518 --> 00:06:17,386 You need to be accountable. 151 00:06:18,287 --> 00:06:21,823 So maybe you try, just once, 152 00:06:21,824 --> 00:06:24,292 not hammerin' ass, 153 00:06:24,293 --> 00:06:26,562 all night, the night before a game. 154 00:06:28,063 --> 00:06:29,432 Dolo? 155 00:06:32,401 --> 00:06:34,402 - Goody? - Settle down. 156 00:06:34,403 --> 00:06:36,838 Fuckin'. 157 00:06:36,839 --> 00:06:38,273 Little accountability in here, boys. 158 00:06:38,274 --> 00:06:40,676 Let's get some accountability goin' here now. 159 00:06:41,343 --> 00:06:42,477 Home. 160 00:06:42,478 --> 00:06:45,246 B'ys, I'll pay a loonie for a martoonie. 161 00:06:45,247 --> 00:06:47,615 Alright. Let's hear it. 162 00:06:47,616 --> 00:06:50,285 30 grand total in calendar sales. 163 00:06:50,286 --> 00:06:51,886 Give or take. 164 00:06:51,887 --> 00:06:53,655 Nice work, sluts. 165 00:06:53,656 --> 00:06:55,557 30 fucking grand. 166 00:06:55,558 --> 00:06:58,092 And what did The Man Advantage bring us up to? 167 00:06:58,093 --> 00:07:00,261 - 40. - Give or take. 168 00:07:00,262 --> 00:07:01,729 Still 10 short. 169 00:07:01,730 --> 00:07:04,133 But 40 fucking grand. 170 00:07:05,267 --> 00:07:10,004 Well, ladies, ideas? 171 00:07:10,005 --> 00:07:12,140 Let's say a prayer. 172 00:07:12,141 --> 00:07:13,842 God is good, 173 00:07:13,843 --> 00:07:15,677 God is great, 174 00:07:15,678 --> 00:07:18,112 we thank him our food. Amen. 175 00:07:18,113 --> 00:07:19,949 Amen. 176 00:07:20,950 --> 00:07:22,650 Should we be saying a prayer 177 00:07:22,651 --> 00:07:24,619 for the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs? 178 00:07:24,620 --> 00:07:26,988 - They don't need it. - Yeah, we'll give 'em 179 00:07:26,989 --> 00:07:29,023 a cheers then, instead. 180 00:07:29,024 --> 00:07:30,492 Now, I don't wanna mention winnin' 181 00:07:30,493 --> 00:07:32,160 'cause I don't wanna jinx it, 182 00:07:32,161 --> 00:07:35,029 so I will just say... 183 00:07:35,030 --> 00:07:37,065 ya don't wanna lose to the Yanks. 184 00:07:37,066 --> 00:07:38,066 Cheers! 185 00:07:38,067 --> 00:07:39,701 Cheers! 186 00:07:39,702 --> 00:07:42,505 And welcome, Mikey. 187 00:07:43,172 --> 00:07:46,242 - So, Mikey... - Here we go. 188 00:07:46,909 --> 00:07:48,977 - What's wrong with just Mike? - Waffle. 189 00:07:48,978 --> 00:07:50,378 I like it. It's fun. 190 00:07:50,379 --> 00:07:52,180 Not sayin' there's anything wrong with it. 191 00:07:52,181 --> 00:07:54,148 - It's playful. - Just sayin' Mikey Tyson 192 00:07:54,149 --> 00:07:55,750 doesn't have quite the same weight to it. 193 00:07:55,751 --> 00:07:58,052 - You go by Shoresy, idiot. - That was aggressive. 194 00:07:58,053 --> 00:07:59,888 - Why are you telling me? - You wanna see aggressive? 195 00:07:59,889 --> 00:08:01,890 I think it might be time for you to go use 196 00:08:01,891 --> 00:08:03,258 some pot, Free. Chillax. 197 00:08:03,259 --> 00:08:05,727 No one here uses pot, if your parents ask. 198 00:08:05,728 --> 00:08:07,529 Maybe not anyone here right this second, 199 00:08:07,530 --> 00:08:09,731 but it smells like Free was using in her car before. 200 00:08:09,732 --> 00:08:11,199 - Bro... - Shut up. 201 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:12,467 - Me? - Him. 202 00:08:12,468 --> 00:08:14,903 So, what do you like to do for fun, Mikey? 203 00:08:14,904 --> 00:08:16,971 - Um... - He likes E-sports. 204 00:08:16,972 --> 00:08:19,340 - E-sports? - Video games, Dad! 205 00:08:19,341 --> 00:08:20,842 He likes video games. 206 00:08:20,843 --> 00:08:22,310 It's legit, Waffle. There's like, 207 00:08:22,311 --> 00:08:24,479 tournaments and leagues. - Mitch Marner owns a league. 208 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:26,047 E-sports are like, really popular. 209 00:08:26,048 --> 00:08:28,383 Doesn't make 'em respectable. 210 00:08:28,384 --> 00:08:30,852 So, how many people play in your league, Mikey? 211 00:08:30,853 --> 00:08:32,787 Yeah, Mikey, what's the concussion protocol 212 00:08:32,788 --> 00:08:34,155 in your league? - What colour 213 00:08:34,156 --> 00:08:35,557 are most of the kids? - What's the trophy 214 00:08:35,558 --> 00:08:37,792 you play for, the fuckin' Reese Peanut Butter Cup? 215 00:08:37,793 --> 00:08:40,328 I heard Mikey's the hardest workin' player in his league. 216 00:08:40,329 --> 00:08:42,830 Hardest worker? Only thing these guys play through 217 00:08:42,831 --> 00:08:45,667 is having to fuckin' pee from drinkin' fuckin' pop. 218 00:08:45,668 --> 00:08:47,068 - Waffle! - I only do it 219 00:08:47,069 --> 00:08:48,937 'cause I love you, Kayla. He gets vetted 220 00:08:48,938 --> 00:08:51,139 just like everybody who wants to date my family. 221 00:08:51,140 --> 00:08:52,574 Amen. 222 00:08:52,575 --> 00:08:55,510 Except Free, since she was already in the family. 223 00:08:56,845 --> 00:08:59,614 Hey, Mikey, speaking of embarrassing, 224 00:08:59,615 --> 00:09:01,149 why don't you ask Shoresy about the time 225 00:09:01,150 --> 00:09:03,384 his ninth grade girlfriend came running into my room 226 00:09:03,385 --> 00:09:05,988 crying 'cause he couldn't get it up? 227 00:09:07,690 --> 00:09:09,824 I didn't wanna get it up. 228 00:09:09,825 --> 00:09:12,026 Mikey, if she saw that big dink, boy, 229 00:09:12,027 --> 00:09:13,761 - she'd really be crying. - My God. 230 00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:15,363 I was just lookin' out for her. 231 00:09:15,364 --> 00:09:16,531 - Were ya? - She'd never be 232 00:09:16,532 --> 00:09:18,433 the same after that! - What's it? 233 00:09:18,434 --> 00:09:20,034 Kid's got her whole life ahead of her. 234 00:09:20,035 --> 00:09:21,235 - Was that Sarah? - That's somebody's 235 00:09:21,236 --> 00:09:22,470 daughter, you know? - Amber. 236 00:09:22,471 --> 00:09:23,705 I said you think you want it. 237 00:09:23,706 --> 00:09:24,906 You got no idea what you're gettin' 238 00:09:24,907 --> 00:09:26,841 yourself into here. - Okay, Waffle. 239 00:09:26,842 --> 00:09:29,043 Who knows where she'd be today. 240 00:09:29,044 --> 00:09:31,012 Don't feel too bad for him, 241 00:09:31,013 --> 00:09:34,215 though. Looks like everything was workin' just fine 242 00:09:34,216 --> 00:09:36,050 on our family vacation in Cuba. 243 00:09:36,051 --> 00:09:37,318 Free. 244 00:09:37,319 --> 00:09:41,189 When he was makin' out with a girl that was... a guy? 245 00:09:43,892 --> 00:09:45,426 That's the fuckin' hottest guy I ever seen. 246 00:09:45,427 --> 00:09:47,261 - She was a real hot guy. - Dad! 247 00:09:47,262 --> 00:09:49,063 - He thought she was hot too! - Hot guy. 248 00:09:49,064 --> 00:09:51,366 A lot can happen after 10 beers, Waffle? 249 00:09:51,367 --> 00:09:54,402 Mikey, I thought she was a girl. 250 00:09:54,403 --> 00:09:56,537 - She was a real hot guy. - Good lips. 251 00:09:56,538 --> 00:09:58,773 - Dad! - Those gals pay good money 252 00:09:58,774 --> 00:10:00,575 to get themselves lookin' like that. 253 00:10:00,576 --> 00:10:02,810 So, you can't be too shocked if they get the odd one by ya. 254 00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:05,146 I don't think it's fair if they don't tell ya up front. 255 00:10:05,147 --> 00:10:07,482 - And really good on him. - I'll tell you who this 256 00:10:07,483 --> 00:10:09,917 whole thing is most unfair to, 257 00:10:09,918 --> 00:10:13,154 is girls who already look a little bit like guys. 258 00:10:13,155 --> 00:10:14,355 Dad! 259 00:10:14,356 --> 00:10:15,990 I'm just sayin', the way things are goin', 260 00:10:15,991 --> 00:10:18,393 if she looks a little bit like a guy, 261 00:10:18,394 --> 00:10:20,461 you've gotta mind, she probably really is one. 262 00:10:20,462 --> 00:10:22,230 Time to pull a U-ey. 263 00:10:22,231 --> 00:10:25,067 Hey, what else ya got, Free? This is batting practice. 264 00:10:26,035 --> 00:10:27,735 Go Bulldogs. 265 00:10:27,736 --> 00:10:29,771 - Go get 'em, yeah? - We will. 266 00:10:29,772 --> 00:10:31,906 - I love you. - Love you, too. 267 00:10:33,742 --> 00:10:34,809 Okay. 268 00:10:34,810 --> 00:10:36,811 - Love you, bro. - Love you, too. 269 00:10:36,812 --> 00:10:39,147 Hey, good luck. Go get that record. 270 00:10:39,148 --> 00:10:41,816 - We will. - W, baby. W. 271 00:10:41,817 --> 00:10:43,419 W. 272 00:10:44,787 --> 00:10:46,854 - Don't let me down, boy. - We won't. 273 00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:48,289 Don't forget what I taught ya. 274 00:10:48,290 --> 00:10:50,124 - If you can't win, don't play. - Come here, you. 275 00:10:50,125 --> 00:10:52,361 - Love you, bro. - Love you, bro. 276 00:10:57,366 --> 00:10:59,334 I'm so proud of you, son. 277 00:10:59,902 --> 00:11:02,337 So, so proud of you. 278 00:11:03,539 --> 00:11:05,840 Are you crying? 279 00:11:05,841 --> 00:11:08,876 - I love you. - Love you, too. 280 00:11:15,818 --> 00:11:17,418 I'm glad we're all so close. 281 00:11:17,419 --> 00:11:19,821 Hey, success isn't success 282 00:11:19,822 --> 00:11:22,257 unless you have someone to share it with. Yeah? 283 00:12:20,082 --> 00:12:22,383 Anik Archambault here joined by panelists 284 00:12:22,384 --> 00:12:24,118 Jay Onrait, Tessa Bonhomme, 285 00:12:24,119 --> 00:12:25,953 and the man they call RA. 286 00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:27,155 Mesdames and messieurs, 287 00:12:27,156 --> 00:12:28,656 the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs. 288 00:12:28,657 --> 00:12:31,592 Persimmon Pomapoos would sound tougher. 289 00:12:31,593 --> 00:12:33,694 It's all hands on deck for what could very well be 290 00:12:33,695 --> 00:12:35,363 a record-setting night in the Soo. 291 00:12:35,364 --> 00:12:39,033 - Wait, Soo Ontario or... - Soo Michigan, baby. 292 00:12:39,034 --> 00:12:41,202 The Bulldogs Bluester Club will reportedly 293 00:12:41,203 --> 00:12:43,404 be out in numbers in hope of seeing their team 294 00:12:43,405 --> 00:12:44,772 make some history stateside. 295 00:12:44,773 --> 00:12:46,974 Long way to go for the Tangerine Toy Poodles. 296 00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:49,410 There's no shortage of bad blood between these two teams 297 00:12:49,411 --> 00:12:51,712 as Shoresy took clear aim at new additions 298 00:12:51,713 --> 00:12:55,616 Delaney, Palmer, and Schnurr in their last contest. 299 00:12:55,617 --> 00:12:57,351 Let's have a look at excerpts from that edition 300 00:12:57,352 --> 00:12:59,054 of Bulldogs Mic'd UP. 301 00:12:59,755 --> 00:13:01,155 Schnurr! Hey Delaney, 302 00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:02,623 know where we can get some nose beers? 303 00:13:02,624 --> 00:13:03,925 Yeah, I've got a guy. 304 00:13:03,926 --> 00:13:06,294 Let's get a couple grams, go on OnlyFans. 305 00:13:06,295 --> 00:13:08,496 Hey, fell asleep in the recliner the other night. 306 00:13:08,497 --> 00:13:10,398 Thought of you. Can you even cross over, 307 00:13:10,399 --> 00:13:14,068 Palmer, you big, dumb fuck? - Shut the fuck up, Shoresy! 308 00:13:14,069 --> 00:13:15,469 I hope your guys bring their A-game. 309 00:13:15,470 --> 00:13:17,205 Americans hate losing to Canadians. 310 00:13:17,206 --> 00:13:19,640 Canadians hate losing to Americans. 311 00:13:19,641 --> 00:13:21,943 - Can't we all just get along? - Hell no. 312 00:13:21,944 --> 00:13:23,144 - Hard no. - I know! 313 00:13:23,145 --> 00:13:24,812 And now it's up to the Bulldogs. 314 00:13:24,813 --> 00:13:28,115 Do they wanna be the best team in the league this year, 315 00:13:28,116 --> 00:13:31,185 or do they wanna be the best team in the league, ever? 316 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:42,124 Well, well, well, look who finally came around. 317 00:14:42,791 --> 00:14:45,126 Not too worried about getting your dink sucked tonight? 318 00:14:45,127 --> 00:14:47,194 Got my dink sucked this morning. 319 00:14:47,195 --> 00:14:50,464 - You wish Sanger good luck? - I'm his good luck charm. 320 00:14:50,465 --> 00:14:51,465 Kee-he-he! 321 00:14:51,466 --> 00:14:52,833 You gonna go say hi to Schnurr? 322 00:14:52,834 --> 00:14:55,503 - Already did. - Woman! 323 00:14:55,504 --> 00:14:57,505 This guy's gonna be Mr. Nat pretty soon. 324 00:14:57,506 --> 00:15:00,041 - No. - Could do worse. 325 00:15:00,042 --> 00:15:02,176 I already got what I was after there. 326 00:15:02,177 --> 00:15:03,377 Woman! 327 00:15:03,378 --> 00:15:06,080 You don't date sluts, you just take 'em down. 328 00:15:06,081 --> 00:15:07,949 Make 'em empty the dishwasher on the way out. 329 00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:09,317 I needed a different favour. 330 00:15:09,318 --> 00:15:11,485 Getting the fitted sheet on the mattress? 331 00:15:11,486 --> 00:15:14,355 A pregame stop at the Sudbury Kids Sport Report. 332 00:15:14,356 --> 00:15:16,290 - Woman! - You're a genius. 333 00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:18,126 How'd you get him to do that? 334 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:20,828 - He has cancer. - What kind? 335 00:15:20,829 --> 00:15:22,830 Doesn't matter. We're doin' this for him. 336 00:15:22,831 --> 00:15:24,666 - Fuck sakes. - Don't swear. 337 00:15:28,270 --> 00:15:29,871 We ready? Okay. 338 00:15:31,073 --> 00:15:32,506 Hi, I'm Jory Jordan, this is the Sudbury 339 00:15:32,507 --> 00:15:33,975 Kids Sports Report, US Edition. 340 00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:35,409 I'm here with three members of the Soo Hunt. 341 00:15:35,410 --> 00:15:37,345 Gentlemen, please state your name and ethnicity. 342 00:15:37,346 --> 00:15:39,447 - Ethnicity? - If you know it. 343 00:15:39,448 --> 00:15:41,248 Pal, I don't think that's important. 344 00:15:41,249 --> 00:15:43,118 You don't think race is important? 345 00:15:44,252 --> 00:15:45,786 Okay, we'll skip the land acknowledgement. 346 00:15:45,787 --> 00:15:47,556 You all played a stint in the show. 347 00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:49,557 Yes. 348 00:15:49,558 --> 00:15:51,258 Palmer, Delaney did too much coke. 349 00:15:51,259 --> 00:15:52,661 How'd you fuck it up? 350 00:15:53,862 --> 00:15:55,129 Schnurr, would you agree that Palmer looks like 351 00:15:55,130 --> 00:15:56,530 he did more coke than Delaney? 352 00:15:56,531 --> 00:15:58,700 - Listen, kid... - Just a sec. 353 00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:00,768 Hello. 354 00:16:00,769 --> 00:16:03,038 Alright, everybody, listen up here. 355 00:16:03,538 --> 00:16:04,805 Let's listen up here now. 356 00:16:04,806 --> 00:16:07,174 60 miles from something real shiny tonight here, boys. 357 00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:09,777 Let's turn that 23-game heater into 24! 358 00:16:09,778 --> 00:16:11,312 Hitch, you ready? - Yes, b'y! 359 00:16:11,313 --> 00:16:13,214 - Good, 'cause you're goin'! - Yaa-hoo! 360 00:16:13,215 --> 00:16:14,515 Dolo, you ready? 361 00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:16,450 - Good, 'cause you're goin'! - Yaa-hoo! 362 00:16:16,451 --> 00:16:18,652 - Goody, you ready? - Ready to rip, Sanguinet. 363 00:16:18,653 --> 00:16:20,588 - Good, 'cause you're goin'! - Yaa-hoo! 364 00:16:20,589 --> 00:16:22,657 Frankie, ya got a couple in ya tonight? 365 00:16:23,125 --> 00:16:25,393 - Good, 'cause you're goin'! - Yaa-hoo! 366 00:16:25,394 --> 00:16:27,661 - Shoresy, you ready? - Yew-hew! 367 00:16:27,662 --> 00:16:29,730 - Good, 'cause you're goin'! - Yaa-hoo! 368 00:16:29,731 --> 00:16:31,198 Michaels, you got one more in ya 369 00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:33,134 - for the regular season, buddy? - You know it, Sanger. 370 00:16:33,135 --> 00:16:35,569 - Good, 'cause you're goin'! - Yaa-hoo! 371 00:16:35,570 --> 00:16:38,039 Nothing comes easy against the Americans. 372 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:41,042 You'll have to work for every inch. 373 00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:43,210 They're gonna line match Palmer against Shoresy tonight 374 00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:45,112 so, Jim... - Yeah? 375 00:16:45,113 --> 00:16:46,414 - Jim? - Yes. 376 00:16:46,415 --> 00:16:47,715 - Jim? - You say jump, 377 00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:48,916 we say how high, Sanger. 378 00:16:48,917 --> 00:16:50,885 We're relying on you to take him out early. 379 00:16:50,886 --> 00:16:52,086 Ya gotta set the tone! 380 00:16:52,087 --> 00:16:53,421 We'll start with Shoresy's line, 381 00:16:53,422 --> 00:16:55,022 but get control of the puck 382 00:16:55,023 --> 00:16:57,992 and get off the ice. Let the Jims do their thing. 383 00:16:57,993 --> 00:16:59,560 - You good, Jim? - Yeah. 384 00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:00,594 - Jim? - Yes. 385 00:17:00,595 --> 00:17:02,129 - Jim? - We've overcome a lot 386 00:17:02,130 --> 00:17:03,632 of adversity this season. 387 00:17:04,433 --> 00:17:06,068 Both personally and as a team. 388 00:17:07,869 --> 00:17:09,236 We found Michaels, who's helping our 389 00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:11,138 Reach For The Top team go to sectionals. 390 00:17:11,139 --> 00:17:13,374 And boys, I found someone to share my success with. 391 00:17:13,375 --> 00:17:16,177 I found someone knows me name, b'ys. 392 00:17:16,178 --> 00:17:18,913 A girl who just wants to hang out, play some tunes. 393 00:17:18,914 --> 00:17:20,448 Laurence Leboeuf. 394 00:17:20,449 --> 00:17:22,249 Laurence Leboeuf. 395 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:24,319 Goody? Dolo? 396 00:17:25,787 --> 00:17:27,456 Did ya hammer ass all night? 397 00:17:32,928 --> 00:17:34,261 Really? 398 00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:35,429 Accountability. 399 00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:37,164 Hey! 400 00:17:37,165 --> 00:17:39,300 I mean, it's not a big deal to just miss one night. 401 00:17:39,301 --> 00:17:40,734 You can go back to hammerin' ass tonight 402 00:17:40,735 --> 00:17:42,536 after you call your parents. It's not a big deal. 403 00:17:42,537 --> 00:17:44,171 I wasn't finished, Shoresy. 404 00:17:44,172 --> 00:17:45,873 Sorry, Jim. 405 00:17:45,874 --> 00:17:47,375 We're gonna hurt Palmer. 406 00:17:48,543 --> 00:17:52,447 So to answer your question, yes, we're ready to set the tone. 407 00:17:53,381 --> 00:17:54,448 Thanks, Jims. 408 00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:56,083 Something a little different tonight. 409 00:17:56,084 --> 00:17:58,252 They wanna introduce you one by one before the game. 410 00:17:58,253 --> 00:18:00,087 - Fuckin' why? - I dunno. 411 00:18:00,088 --> 00:18:01,989 Could be a historic night. 412 00:18:01,990 --> 00:18:03,959 Guess they wanna mark the occasion. 413 00:18:05,494 --> 00:18:07,428 Ladies and gentlemen, 414 00:18:07,429 --> 00:18:09,163 welcome to tonight's match-up between 415 00:18:09,164 --> 00:18:13,868 the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs and your Soo Hunt! 416 00:18:13,869 --> 00:18:15,469 The Soo Hunt and their fans 417 00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:19,773 would now like to welcome the 23-0 Bulldogs to the ice. 418 00:18:19,774 --> 00:18:21,442 Introducing first, 419 00:18:21,443 --> 00:18:24,545 number 4 and Mr. April, 420 00:18:24,546 --> 00:18:26,681 Brant Goodleaf! 421 00:18:32,521 --> 00:18:34,722 - Fuck sakes. - Fuck sakes. 422 00:18:34,723 --> 00:18:36,123 Fuck sakes. 423 00:18:36,124 --> 00:18:38,526 Number 14 and Mr. November... 424 00:18:38,527 --> 00:18:40,828 You said this calender'd bite us in the arse, b'y. 425 00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:42,731 Ted Hitchcock! 426 00:18:46,735 --> 00:18:50,271 The captain of t, 427 00:18:50,272 --> 00:18:53,842 number 69 and Mr. July... 428 00:18:56,811 --> 00:19:00,047 Ladies and gentlemen, pleas 429 00:19:00,048 --> 00:19:03,517 for a special rendition of, 430 00:19:03,518 --> 00:19:06,654 performed by 10-year-old Dougie Bibeau, 431 00:19:06,655 --> 00:19:10,057 who is learning to play the recorder. 432 00:20:01,343 --> 00:20:03,043 Pulled out all the stops for you, Shoresy. 433 00:20:03,044 --> 00:20:04,211 - Fuck you. - Fuck you. 434 00:20:04,212 --> 00:20:05,746 I'll get you for that fuckin' anthem, 435 00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:07,982 Delaney, I swear to God. - Historic night. 436 00:20:07,983 --> 00:20:10,184 - Fuckin' coke head. - Gonna be up in your kitchen 437 00:20:10,185 --> 00:20:11,919 all night tonight, Mr. July. 438 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,354 Yeah, we'll see how tall you're playin' 439 00:20:13,355 --> 00:20:14,688 in about five fuckin' minutes. 440 00:20:14,689 --> 00:20:16,758 - Fuck you, bud. - Fuck you. 441 00:20:18,393 --> 00:20:19,960 Remy Nadeau! 442 00:20:37,812 --> 00:20:39,580 You know they say, if you wanna make the change, 443 00:20:39,581 --> 00:20:41,949 go to the Jims. They set the tone. 444 00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:45,185 Fuckin' right, Jims. Look at ya now, Palmer? 445 00:20:45,186 --> 00:20:48,055 Like, what are you fuckin' now, Palmer, you bitch! 446 00:20:48,056 --> 00:20:49,957 How do ya fuckin' like it, Palmer? 447 00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:52,394 Ya fuckin' bitch, look at ya now! 448 00:20:52,794 --> 00:20:56,231 Their night's over, Sanguinet. Fuckin' psychos. 449 00:20:56,798 --> 00:20:58,932 - Nice work, Jims. - Nice work, Jims. 450 00:20:58,933 --> 00:21:00,868 You ready to watch this team 451 00:21:00,869 --> 00:21:02,169 play three inches smaller? 452 00:21:02,170 --> 00:21:03,672 Nice work, Jims. 453 00:21:04,539 --> 00:21:06,006 Let's go, JJ! 454 00:21:06,007 --> 00:21:07,841 - Let's go now. - Let's go now. 455 00:21:07,842 --> 00:21:09,743 Let's go! 456 00:21:51,419 --> 00:21:53,854 40 miles! 40 hard miles, gents! 457 00:21:53,855 --> 00:21:56,324 Run 'em up and fill 'em in, boys! 458 00:21:56,791 --> 00:21:58,592 Nice work, Jims! 459 00:22:41,536 --> 00:22:43,103 20 miles, boys! 20 hard miles! 460 00:22:43,104 --> 00:22:45,806 Well, boys, ready to play your first third period 461 00:22:45,807 --> 00:22:47,709 of the season? - Lotsa legs, Shoresy. 462 00:22:48,877 --> 00:22:50,411 Here's where we need you, boys. 463 00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:51,845 We need you right fuckin' now. 464 00:22:51,846 --> 00:22:53,347 Right here in the third, alright? 465 00:22:53,348 --> 00:22:54,982 Need everybody goin' here in the third. 466 00:22:54,983 --> 00:22:57,050 Everything you've fuckin' got. Alright? 467 00:22:57,051 --> 00:22:58,719 Everybody! Everything you got. 468 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:02,257 Leave it all fuckin' out there. Here we fuckin' go now! 469 00:24:30,011 --> 00:24:32,881 - How you feelin'? - I'm still drunk. 470 00:24:33,281 --> 00:24:35,082 Well, get it outta ya now. 471 00:24:35,083 --> 00:24:36,884 You've gotta keep this heater going through playoffs. 472 00:24:36,885 --> 00:24:38,719 Don't worry, Nat, we're winning the NOSHO 473 00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:40,854 and going to the National Senior Tournament. 474 00:24:40,855 --> 00:24:43,590 Yew-hew-hew-hew! - I know. 475 00:24:43,591 --> 00:24:45,592 So, it was Schnurr who was fuckin' ya. 476 00:24:45,593 --> 00:24:48,161 - I was fucking him. - Whatever. 477 00:24:48,162 --> 00:24:49,796 So, all the boys got their girls? 478 00:24:49,797 --> 00:24:51,965 Nat, I think at the end of the day, 479 00:24:51,966 --> 00:24:54,702 that's all any of us are really playin' for. 480 00:24:55,870 --> 00:24:58,640 - You're gonna win us a ship. - We'll never lose again. 481 00:24:59,140 --> 00:25:01,375 What if I told you, you could do it all on home ice? 482 00:25:01,376 --> 00:25:03,744 Last time I checked, you were 10K short 483 00:25:03,745 --> 00:25:05,579 of the necessary 50K. 484 00:25:05,580 --> 00:25:07,581 Good effort, but still an L. 485 00:25:07,582 --> 00:25:09,683 - We got the 50. - How? 486 00:25:09,684 --> 00:25:11,585 The... 487 00:25:11,586 --> 00:25:12,953 The Soo Hunt. 488 00:25:12,954 --> 00:25:15,789 I think their fans must've really loved your calendar shots 489 00:25:15,790 --> 00:25:17,190 blown up like that. 490 00:25:17,191 --> 00:25:18,659 Every fan in the rink bought one. 491 00:25:18,660 --> 00:25:21,062 - How much? - Enough to clear 50K. 492 00:25:22,630 --> 00:25:25,599 We made our bid for the National Senior Tournament, 493 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:26,935 and we got it. 494 00:25:27,802 --> 00:25:30,070 The best hockey teams in Canada 495 00:25:30,071 --> 00:25:32,673 are coming here to play for the National title 496 00:25:32,674 --> 00:25:34,809 against you, in Sudbury. 497 00:25:38,513 --> 00:25:40,081 You got anything to say? 498 00:25:41,215 --> 00:25:43,551 Let's set the fuckin' tone! 499 00:25:43,601 --> 00:25:48,151 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36359

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