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goes out to yo
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This hit
goes out to you.
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This hit
goes out to you...
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Mr. Wick.
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42 regular, was it?
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Yeah.
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And so it begins.
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Challenge him to single combat.
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If you win...
you'll have your freedom.
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Try one leaning on your stick.
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Tighten up, slut.
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What if you do one
looking over your shoulder
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at the camera?
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No, no, no, no.
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No?
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- Why not?
- Soft.
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I think the b'ys should be
goin' only so far with all this.
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Fine.
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What're ya doin', me son?
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- What're you doin'?
- Your face?
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Bro.
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- What's he doin'?
- What's it look like?
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- Why does he have his tarp on?
- What?
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Why would he have
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his tarp off?
- Because if I'm a broad
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lookin' at a sexy calendar
o' dudes,
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I'm probably hopin'
they have their tarps off.
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Your face is orange.
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It looks like you ate
an Oompa Loompa's mitt.
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What the fuck is wrong
with you, dude?
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You look like the tip
of Chester Cheetah's dick,
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my guy.
- Did you get a spray tan?
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Well, I thought everybody
would have a spray tan.
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- Why?
- Because if I'm a broad
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lookin' at a sexy calendar
o' dudes,
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I'm probably hopin'
they have a spray tan.
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Settle down.
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And what's with the sunglasses?
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- Me?
- My God.
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After I got the spray tan,
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I looked at myself in the mirror
and the whites of my eyes
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were so white
it kinda freaked me out.
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Does no one else think
that this is hilarious?
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- Wanna get lippy?
- Just take them off.
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Take your top off too.
Let's have a look at you.
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I'm gonna wait 'til the grease
down to take my tarp off.
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- Grease down?
- My God.
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So dumb!
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Why would you have
a grease down?
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Because if I'm a broad
looking at a sexy calendar
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o' dudes, I'm probably hopin'
they're greased down!
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How is that shade
of orange even an option?
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I mean, it's almost offensive.
- Shut the fuck up, Michaels!
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Is your whole body that colour?
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- Yeah!
- Even your junk?
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- Yeah.
- Nice.
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- They did your junk, too?
- I did my own junk.
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- How?
- You just take the spray gun
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and you spray your junk.
A monkey could do it.
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- Did you do your butthole, too?
- Let's just get these guys
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greased down and spray tanned
so we can be done with it.
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You want everyone
to get a spray tan?
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- Well, except Dolo.
- Why not Dolo?
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Well, he can if he wants to.
He's included. You're an idiot.
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- This is a bit much.
- You look ill.
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You've been a real cunt
since you got good hair, Ziig.
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- Why did you do all this?
- Because a year ago,
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you were gonna fold the team.
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We couldn't win a game.
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But then you kept
the team together
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and we won the league.
Now no one can beat us.
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So, if you say you want us
to do a sexy calendar so that
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you can host the National
Senior Tournament...
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So we can.
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Sudbury.
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- For the community.
- By the community.
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What are you trying
to say, Shoresy?
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Whatever...
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you need from me.
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Give your balls a tug.
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I got you.
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Go get a spray tan.
Then come back here,
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take your tarps off
and get a grease down.
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- Yes, sir.
- You sluts are gonna
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make me some money.
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You're up first, captain.
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Now the b'ys just
has to decide,
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do we wanna be the best team
in the league this year,
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or do we wanna be the best
team in the league ever?
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What are you doing?
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I can't.
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- What?
- Gotta go home.
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- Why?
- Accountability.
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I wouldn't ask you guys
to do anything
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that I wouldn't do myself.
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I could've gone home last night
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with a girl I've been trying
to take home
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for a year, and I didn't.
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- Laura?
- No.
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Well, that's who you've been
trying to take home for a year.
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It wasn't Laura Mohr.
That's account...
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If it wasn't Laura Mohr,
who was it?
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Buddy, I got broads
from North Bay to Blind River
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who want me to bang 'em.
- Nice.
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Fuckin' broads
from Timiskaming to Nipissing
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want me to dink 'em.
- Well, it's alls I'm sayin'...
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Fuckin' Manitoulin
to Magnetawan, bitch.
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- Well, come on out of it then.
- What are you even doin' here?
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- I can wait in the bat'room.
- Yeah, just give us five.
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- Accountability.
- Frankie,
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tell Laurence not to leave
her tampons on the counter.
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- Tit fucker.
- No, those are Frankie's.
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Laurence leaves hers
under the sink.
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Nothing.
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I withstanded from sex.
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- Withstood.
- Withstood from it?
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- Just withstood.
- I didn't smash her,
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not Laura Mohr, okay?
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Two nights before our final game
with the Yanks.
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But I'm not here
to tell you to...
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Refrain.
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- Refrain it?
- Refrain from it.
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I'm not here to tell you
not to hammer ass.
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But you need to be accountable.
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Right? You never
got any legs in the third
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'cause ya already played
a period between the sheets.
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If you wanna hammer ass all day,
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ya can't be doggin' it
come game time.
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When's the last time
you had a Pogo?
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Hitch, ya got a dip?
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Can I come where
you're to now, or what?
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- No just a sec.
- Okay, just let me know
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and I'll come where you're at.
- Let's listen up here now.
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You got teammates
that rely on you.
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And a whole town
that's depending on you.
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You need to be accountable.
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So maybe you try, just once,
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not hammerin' ass,
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all night,
the night before a game.
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Dolo?
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- Goody?
- Settle down.
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Fuckin'.
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Little accountability
in here, boys.
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Let's get some accountability
goin' here now.
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Home.
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B'ys, I'll pay
a loonie for a martoonie.
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Alright. Let's hear it.
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30 grand total
in calendar sales.
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Give or take.
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Nice work, sluts.
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30 fucking grand.
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And what did The Man
Advantage bring us up to?
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- 40.
- Give or take.
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Still 10 short.
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But 40 fucking grand.
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Well, ladies, ideas?
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Let's say a prayer.
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God is good,
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God is great,
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we thank him our food. Amen.
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Amen.
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Should we be saying a prayer
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for the Sudbury
Blueberry Bulldogs?
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- They don't need it.
- Yeah, we'll give 'em
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a cheers then, instead.
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Now, I don't wanna
mention winnin'
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'cause I don't wanna jinx it,
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so I will just say...
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ya don't wanna lose
to the Yanks.
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Cheers!
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Cheers!
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And welcome, Mikey.
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- So, Mikey...
- Here we go.
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- What's wrong with just Mike?
- Waffle.
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I like it. It's fun.
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Not sayin' there's anything
wrong with it.
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- It's playful.
- Just sayin' Mikey Tyson
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doesn't have quite
the same weight to it.
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- You go by Shoresy, idiot.
- That was aggressive.
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- Why are you telling me?
- You wanna see aggressive?
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I think it might be time
for you to go use
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some pot, Free. Chillax.
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No one here uses pot,
if your parents ask.
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Maybe not anyone here
right this second,
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but it smells like Free
was using in her car before.
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- Bro...
- Shut up.
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- Me?
- Him.
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So, what do you like
to do for fun, Mikey?
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- Um...
- He likes E-sports.
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- E-sports?
- Video games, Dad!
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He likes video games.
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It's legit, Waffle.
There's like,
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tournaments and leagues.
- Mitch Marner owns a league.
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E-sports are like,
really popular.
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Doesn't make 'em respectable.
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So, how many people play
in your league, Mikey?
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Yeah, Mikey,
what's the concussion protocol
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in your league?
- What colour
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are most of the kids?
- What's the trophy
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you play for, the fuckin'
Reese Peanut Butter Cup?
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I heard Mikey's the hardest
workin' player in his league.
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Hardest worker? Only thing
these guys play through
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is having to fuckin' pee
from drinkin' fuckin' pop.
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- Waffle!
- I only do it
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'cause I love you, Kayla.
He gets vetted
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just like everybody
who wants to date my family.
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Amen.
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Except Free, since she
was already in the family.
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Hey, Mikey,
speaking of embarrassing,
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why don't you ask Shoresy
about the time
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his ninth grade girlfriend
came running into my room
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crying 'cause he couldn't
get it up?
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I didn't wanna get it up.
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Mikey, if she saw
that big dink, boy,
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- she'd really be crying.
- My God.
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I was just
lookin' out for her.
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- Were ya?
- She'd never be
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the same after that!
- What's it?
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Kid's got her whole
life ahead of her.
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- Was that Sarah?
- That's somebody's
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daughter, you know?
- Amber.
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I said you think you want it.
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You got no idea
what you're gettin'
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yourself into here.
- Okay, Waffle.
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Who knows where she'd be today.
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Don't feel too bad for him,
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though. Looks like everything
was workin' just fine
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on our family vacation in Cuba.
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Free.
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When he was makin' out
with a girl that was... a guy?
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That's the fuckin'
hottest guy I ever seen.
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- She was a real hot guy.
- Dad!
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- He thought she was hot too!
- Hot guy.
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A lot can happen after
10 beers, Waffle?
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Mikey, I thought she was a girl.
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- She was a real hot guy.
- Good lips.
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- Dad!
- Those gals pay good money
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to get themselves
lookin' like that.
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So, you can't be too shocked
if they get the odd one by ya.
254
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I don't think it's fair if
they don't tell ya up front.
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- And really good on him.
- I'll tell you who this
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whole thing is most unfair to,
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is girls who already look
a little bit like guys.
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Dad!
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00:10:14,356 --> 00:10:15,990
I'm just sayin',
the way things are goin',
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if she looks a little bit
like a guy,
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00:10:18,394 --> 00:10:20,461
you've gotta mind,
she probably really is one.
262
00:10:20,462 --> 00:10:22,230
Time to pull a U-ey.
263
00:10:22,231 --> 00:10:25,067
Hey, what else ya got, Free?
This is batting practice.
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Go Bulldogs.
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00:10:27,736 --> 00:10:29,771
- Go get 'em, yeah?
- We will.
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- I love you.
- Love you, too.
267
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Okay.
268
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- Love you, bro.
- Love you, too.
269
00:10:36,812 --> 00:10:39,147
Hey, good luck.
Go get that record.
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- We will.
- W, baby. W.
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W.
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00:10:44,787 --> 00:10:46,854
- Don't let me down, boy.
- We won't.
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Don't forget what I taught ya.
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- If you can't win, don't play.
- Come here, you.
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- Love you, bro.
- Love you, bro.
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I'm so proud of you, son.
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So, so proud of you.
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00:11:03,539 --> 00:11:05,840
Are you crying?
279
00:11:05,841 --> 00:11:08,876
- I love you.
- Love you, too.
280
00:11:15,818 --> 00:11:17,418
I'm glad we're all so close.
281
00:11:17,419 --> 00:11:19,821
Hey, success isn't success
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00:11:19,822 --> 00:11:22,257
unless you have someone
to share it with. Yeah?
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00:12:20,082 --> 00:12:22,383
Anik Archambault here
joined by panelists
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Jay Onrait, Tessa Bonhomme,
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and the man they call RA.
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00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:27,155
Mesdames and messieurs,
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the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs.
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00:12:28,657 --> 00:12:31,592
Persimmon Pomapoos
would sound tougher.
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00:12:31,593 --> 00:12:33,694
It's all hands on deck
for what could very well be
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00:12:33,695 --> 00:12:35,363
a record-setting night
in the Soo.
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00:12:35,364 --> 00:12:39,033
- Wait, Soo Ontario or...
- Soo Michigan, baby.
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00:12:39,034 --> 00:12:41,202
The Bulldogs Bluester Club
will reportedly
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be out in numbers in hope
of seeing their team
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make some history stateside.
295
00:12:44,773 --> 00:12:46,974
Long way to go for
the Tangerine Toy Poodles.
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There's no shortage of bad
blood between these two teams
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00:12:49,411 --> 00:12:51,712
as Shoresy took clear aim
at new additions
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00:12:51,713 --> 00:12:55,616
Delaney, Palmer, and Schnurr
in their last contest.
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00:12:55,617 --> 00:12:57,351
Let's have a look
at excerpts from that edition
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00:12:57,352 --> 00:12:59,054
of Bulldogs Mic'd UP.
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Schnurr! Hey Delaney,
302
00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:02,623
know where we can
get some nose beers?
303
00:13:02,624 --> 00:13:03,925
Yeah, I've got a guy.
304
00:13:03,926 --> 00:13:06,294
Let's get a couple grams,
go on OnlyFans.
305
00:13:06,295 --> 00:13:08,496
Hey, fell asleep
in the recliner the other night.
306
00:13:08,497 --> 00:13:10,398
Thought of you.
Can you even cross over,
307
00:13:10,399 --> 00:13:14,068
Palmer, you big, dumb fuck?
- Shut the fuck up, Shoresy!
308
00:13:14,069 --> 00:13:15,469
I hope your guys bring
their A-game.
309
00:13:15,470 --> 00:13:17,205
Americans hate
losing to Canadians.
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00:13:17,206 --> 00:13:19,640
Canadians hate
losing to Americans.
311
00:13:19,641 --> 00:13:21,943
- Can't we all just get along?
- Hell no.
312
00:13:21,944 --> 00:13:23,144
- Hard no.
- I know!
313
00:13:23,145 --> 00:13:24,812
And now it's up to the Bulldogs.
314
00:13:24,813 --> 00:13:28,115
Do they wanna be the best
team in the league this year,
315
00:13:28,116 --> 00:13:31,185
or do they wanna be the best
team in the league, ever?
316
00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:42,124
Well, well, well,
look who finally came around.
317
00:14:42,791 --> 00:14:45,126
Not too worried about getting
your dink sucked tonight?
318
00:14:45,127 --> 00:14:47,194
Got my dink sucked this morning.
319
00:14:47,195 --> 00:14:50,464
- You wish Sanger good luck?
- I'm his good luck charm.
320
00:14:50,465 --> 00:14:51,465
Kee-he-he!
321
00:14:51,466 --> 00:14:52,833
You gonna go say hi to Schnurr?
322
00:14:52,834 --> 00:14:55,503
- Already did.
- Woman!
323
00:14:55,504 --> 00:14:57,505
This guy's gonna be
Mr. Nat pretty soon.
324
00:14:57,506 --> 00:15:00,041
- No.
- Could do worse.
325
00:15:00,042 --> 00:15:02,176
I already got what
I was after there.
326
00:15:02,177 --> 00:15:03,377
Woman!
327
00:15:03,378 --> 00:15:06,080
You don't date sluts,
you just take 'em down.
328
00:15:06,081 --> 00:15:07,949
Make 'em empty the dishwasher
on the way out.
329
00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:09,317
I needed a different favour.
330
00:15:09,318 --> 00:15:11,485
Getting the fitted sheet
on the mattress?
331
00:15:11,486 --> 00:15:14,355
A pregame stop at
the Sudbury Kids Sport Report.
332
00:15:14,356 --> 00:15:16,290
- Woman!
- You're a genius.
333
00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:18,126
How'd you get him to do that?
334
00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:20,828
- He has cancer.
- What kind?
335
00:15:20,829 --> 00:15:22,830
Doesn't matter.
We're doin' this for him.
336
00:15:22,831 --> 00:15:24,666
- Fuck sakes.
- Don't swear.
337
00:15:28,270 --> 00:15:29,871
We ready? Okay.
338
00:15:31,073 --> 00:15:32,506
Hi, I'm Jory Jordan,
this is the Sudbury
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00:15:32,507 --> 00:15:33,975
Kids Sports Report, US Edition.
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00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:35,409
I'm here with three members
of the Soo Hunt.
341
00:15:35,410 --> 00:15:37,345
Gentlemen, please state
your name and ethnicity.
342
00:15:37,346 --> 00:15:39,447
- Ethnicity?
- If you know it.
343
00:15:39,448 --> 00:15:41,248
Pal, I don't think
that's important.
344
00:15:41,249 --> 00:15:43,118
You don't think
race is important?
345
00:15:44,252 --> 00:15:45,786
Okay, we'll skip
the land acknowledgement.
346
00:15:45,787 --> 00:15:47,556
You all played
a stint in the show.
347
00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:49,557
Yes.
348
00:15:49,558 --> 00:15:51,258
Palmer, Delaney did
too much coke.
349
00:15:51,259 --> 00:15:52,661
How'd you fuck it up?
350
00:15:53,862 --> 00:15:55,129
Schnurr, would you agree
that Palmer looks like
351
00:15:55,130 --> 00:15:56,530
he did more coke than Delaney?
352
00:15:56,531 --> 00:15:58,700
- Listen, kid...
- Just a sec.
353
00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:00,768
Hello.
354
00:16:00,769 --> 00:16:03,038
Alright, everybody,
listen up here.
355
00:16:03,538 --> 00:16:04,805
Let's listen up here now.
356
00:16:04,806 --> 00:16:07,174
60 miles from something
real shiny tonight here, boys.
357
00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:09,777
Let's turn that 23-game heater
into 24!
358
00:16:09,778 --> 00:16:11,312
Hitch, you ready?
- Yes, b'y!
359
00:16:11,313 --> 00:16:13,214
- Good, 'cause you're goin'!
- Yaa-hoo!
360
00:16:13,215 --> 00:16:14,515
Dolo, you ready?
361
00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:16,450
- Good, 'cause you're goin'!
- Yaa-hoo!
362
00:16:16,451 --> 00:16:18,652
- Goody, you ready?
- Ready to rip, Sanguinet.
363
00:16:18,653 --> 00:16:20,588
- Good, 'cause you're goin'!
- Yaa-hoo!
364
00:16:20,589 --> 00:16:22,657
Frankie, ya got a couple
in ya tonight?
365
00:16:23,125 --> 00:16:25,393
- Good, 'cause you're goin'!
- Yaa-hoo!
366
00:16:25,394 --> 00:16:27,661
- Shoresy, you ready?
- Yew-hew!
367
00:16:27,662 --> 00:16:29,730
- Good, 'cause you're goin'!
- Yaa-hoo!
368
00:16:29,731 --> 00:16:31,198
Michaels, you got one more in ya
369
00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:33,134
- for the regular season, buddy?
- You know it, Sanger.
370
00:16:33,135 --> 00:16:35,569
- Good, 'cause you're goin'!
- Yaa-hoo!
371
00:16:35,570 --> 00:16:38,039
Nothing comes easy
against the Americans.
372
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:41,042
You'll have to work
for every inch.
373
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:43,210
They're gonna line match
Palmer against Shoresy tonight
374
00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:45,112
so, Jim...
- Yeah?
375
00:16:45,113 --> 00:16:46,414
- Jim?
- Yes.
376
00:16:46,415 --> 00:16:47,715
- Jim?
- You say jump,
377
00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:48,916
we say how high, Sanger.
378
00:16:48,917 --> 00:16:50,885
We're relying on you
to take him out early.
379
00:16:50,886 --> 00:16:52,086
Ya gotta set the tone!
380
00:16:52,087 --> 00:16:53,421
We'll start with Shoresy's line,
381
00:16:53,422 --> 00:16:55,022
but get control of the puck
382
00:16:55,023 --> 00:16:57,992
and get off the ice.
Let the Jims do their thing.
383
00:16:57,993 --> 00:16:59,560
- You good, Jim?
- Yeah.
384
00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:00,594
- Jim?
- Yes.
385
00:17:00,595 --> 00:17:02,129
- Jim?
- We've overcome a lot
386
00:17:02,130 --> 00:17:03,632
of adversity this season.
387
00:17:04,433 --> 00:17:06,068
Both personally and as a team.
388
00:17:07,869 --> 00:17:09,236
We found Michaels,
who's helping our
389
00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:11,138
Reach For The Top
team go to sectionals.
390
00:17:11,139 --> 00:17:13,374
And boys, I found someone
to share my success with.
391
00:17:13,375 --> 00:17:16,177
I found someone
knows me name, b'ys.
392
00:17:16,178 --> 00:17:18,913
A girl who just wants
to hang out, play some tunes.
393
00:17:18,914 --> 00:17:20,448
Laurence Leboeuf.
394
00:17:20,449 --> 00:17:22,249
Laurence Leboeuf.
395
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:24,319
Goody? Dolo?
396
00:17:25,787 --> 00:17:27,456
Did ya hammer ass all night?
397
00:17:32,928 --> 00:17:34,261
Really?
398
00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:35,429
Accountability.
399
00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:37,164
Hey!
400
00:17:37,165 --> 00:17:39,300
I mean, it's not a big deal
to just miss one night.
401
00:17:39,301 --> 00:17:40,734
You can go back
to hammerin' ass tonight
402
00:17:40,735 --> 00:17:42,536
after you call your parents.
It's not a big deal.
403
00:17:42,537 --> 00:17:44,171
I wasn't finished, Shoresy.
404
00:17:44,172 --> 00:17:45,873
Sorry, Jim.
405
00:17:45,874 --> 00:17:47,375
We're gonna hurt Palmer.
406
00:17:48,543 --> 00:17:52,447
So to answer your question, yes,
we're ready to set the tone.
407
00:17:53,381 --> 00:17:54,448
Thanks, Jims.
408
00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:56,083
Something a little
different tonight.
409
00:17:56,084 --> 00:17:58,252
They wanna introduce you
one by one before the game.
410
00:17:58,253 --> 00:18:00,087
- Fuckin' why?
- I dunno.
411
00:18:00,088 --> 00:18:01,989
Could be a historic night.
412
00:18:01,990 --> 00:18:03,959
Guess they wanna
mark the occasion.
413
00:18:05,494 --> 00:18:07,428
Ladies and gentlemen,
414
00:18:07,429 --> 00:18:09,163
welcome to tonight's
match-up between
415
00:18:09,164 --> 00:18:13,868
the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs
and your Soo Hunt!
416
00:18:13,869 --> 00:18:15,469
The Soo Hunt and their fans
417
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:19,773
would now like to welcome
the 23-0 Bulldogs to the ice.
418
00:18:19,774 --> 00:18:21,442
Introducing first,
419
00:18:21,443 --> 00:18:24,545
number 4 and Mr. April,
420
00:18:24,546 --> 00:18:26,681
Brant Goodleaf!
421
00:18:32,521 --> 00:18:34,722
- Fuck sakes.
- Fuck sakes.
422
00:18:34,723 --> 00:18:36,123
Fuck sakes.
423
00:18:36,124 --> 00:18:38,526
Number 14
and Mr. November...
424
00:18:38,527 --> 00:18:40,828
You said this calender'd
bite us in the arse, b'y.
425
00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:42,731
Ted Hitchcock!
426
00:18:46,735 --> 00:18:50,271
The captain of t,
427
00:18:50,272 --> 00:18:53,842
number 69 and Mr. July...
428
00:18:56,811 --> 00:19:00,047
Ladies and gentlemen, pleas
429
00:19:00,048 --> 00:19:03,517
for a special rendition of,
430
00:19:03,518 --> 00:19:06,654
performed by 10-year-old
Dougie Bibeau,
431
00:19:06,655 --> 00:19:10,057
who is learning
to play the recorder.
432
00:20:01,343 --> 00:20:03,043
Pulled out all the stops
for you, Shoresy.
433
00:20:03,044 --> 00:20:04,211
- Fuck you.
- Fuck you.
434
00:20:04,212 --> 00:20:05,746
I'll get you
for that fuckin' anthem,
435
00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:07,982
Delaney, I swear to God.
- Historic night.
436
00:20:07,983 --> 00:20:10,184
- Fuckin' coke head.
- Gonna be up in your kitchen
437
00:20:10,185 --> 00:20:11,919
all night tonight, Mr. July.
438
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,354
Yeah, we'll see
how tall you're playin'
439
00:20:13,355 --> 00:20:14,688
in about five fuckin' minutes.
440
00:20:14,689 --> 00:20:16,758
- Fuck you, bud.
- Fuck you.
441
00:20:18,393 --> 00:20:19,960
Remy Nadeau!
442
00:20:37,812 --> 00:20:39,580
You know they say,
if you wanna make the change,
443
00:20:39,581 --> 00:20:41,949
go to the Jims.
They set the tone.
444
00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:45,185
Fuckin' right, Jims.
Look at ya now, Palmer?
445
00:20:45,186 --> 00:20:48,055
Like, what are you fuckin' now,
Palmer, you bitch!
446
00:20:48,056 --> 00:20:49,957
How do ya fuckin' like it,
Palmer?
447
00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:52,394
Ya fuckin' bitch,
look at ya now!
448
00:20:52,794 --> 00:20:56,231
Their night's over,
Sanguinet. Fuckin' psychos.
449
00:20:56,798 --> 00:20:58,932
- Nice work, Jims.
- Nice work, Jims.
450
00:20:58,933 --> 00:21:00,868
You ready to watch this team
451
00:21:00,869 --> 00:21:02,169
play three inches smaller?
452
00:21:02,170 --> 00:21:03,672
Nice work, Jims.
453
00:21:04,539 --> 00:21:06,006
Let's go, JJ!
454
00:21:06,007 --> 00:21:07,841
- Let's go now.
- Let's go now.
455
00:21:07,842 --> 00:21:09,743
Let's go!
456
00:21:51,419 --> 00:21:53,854
40 miles!
40 hard miles, gents!
457
00:21:53,855 --> 00:21:56,324
Run 'em up and fill
'em in, boys!
458
00:21:56,791 --> 00:21:58,592
Nice work, Jims!
459
00:22:41,536 --> 00:22:43,103
20 miles, boys! 20 hard miles!
460
00:22:43,104 --> 00:22:45,806
Well, boys, ready to play
your first third period
461
00:22:45,807 --> 00:22:47,709
of the season?
- Lotsa legs, Shoresy.
462
00:22:48,877 --> 00:22:50,411
Here's where we need you, boys.
463
00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:51,845
We need you right fuckin' now.
464
00:22:51,846 --> 00:22:53,347
Right here in the third, alright?
465
00:22:53,348 --> 00:22:54,982
Need everybody goin'
here in the third.
466
00:22:54,983 --> 00:22:57,050
Everything you've fuckin' got.
Alright?
467
00:22:57,051 --> 00:22:58,719
Everybody! Everything you got.
468
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:02,257
Leave it all fuckin' out there.
Here we fuckin' go now!
469
00:24:30,011 --> 00:24:32,881
- How you feelin'?
- I'm still drunk.
470
00:24:33,281 --> 00:24:35,082
Well, get it outta ya now.
471
00:24:35,083 --> 00:24:36,884
You've gotta keep this heater
going through playoffs.
472
00:24:36,885 --> 00:24:38,719
Don't worry, Nat,
we're winning the NOSHO
473
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:40,854
and going to the National
Senior Tournament.
474
00:24:40,855 --> 00:24:43,590
Yew-hew-hew-hew!
- I know.
475
00:24:43,591 --> 00:24:45,592
So, it was Schnurr
who was fuckin' ya.
476
00:24:45,593 --> 00:24:48,161
- I was fucking him.
- Whatever.
477
00:24:48,162 --> 00:24:49,796
So, all the boys
got their girls?
478
00:24:49,797 --> 00:24:51,965
Nat, I think
at the end of the day,
479
00:24:51,966 --> 00:24:54,702
that's all any of us
are really playin' for.
480
00:24:55,870 --> 00:24:58,640
- You're gonna win us a ship.
- We'll never lose again.
481
00:24:59,140 --> 00:25:01,375
What if I told you,
you could do it all on home ice?
482
00:25:01,376 --> 00:25:03,744
Last time I checked,
you were 10K short
483
00:25:03,745 --> 00:25:05,579
of the necessary 50K.
484
00:25:05,580 --> 00:25:07,581
Good effort, but still an L.
485
00:25:07,582 --> 00:25:09,683
- We got the 50.
- How?
486
00:25:09,684 --> 00:25:11,585
The...
487
00:25:11,586 --> 00:25:12,953
The Soo Hunt.
488
00:25:12,954 --> 00:25:15,789
I think their fans must've
really loved your calendar shots
489
00:25:15,790 --> 00:25:17,190
blown up like that.
490
00:25:17,191 --> 00:25:18,659
Every fan in the rink
bought one.
491
00:25:18,660 --> 00:25:21,062
- How much?
- Enough to clear 50K.
492
00:25:22,630 --> 00:25:25,599
We made our bid for the National
Senior Tournament,
493
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:26,935
and we got it.
494
00:25:27,802 --> 00:25:30,070
The best hockey teams in Canada
495
00:25:30,071 --> 00:25:32,673
are coming here to play
for the National title
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against you, in Sudbury.
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You got anything to say?
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Let's set the fuckin' tone!
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