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POSTMAN!

I HOPE THAT'S
A FIRST-CLASS STAMP.

I OBJECT TO HAVING
SECOND-CLASS STAMPS

THRUST THROUGH
MY LETTERBOX.

I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT POSTMEN
WOULD BE TRAINED

TO RECOGNIZE
FIRST-CLASS STAMP HOUSES.

IT'S NOT THE POST OFFICE PUTS
THE STAMPS ON. IT'S THE SENDERS.

OH, YES, OF COURSE.
BLAME THE PUBLIC.

WOULD YOU PLEASE INFORM YOUR
SUPERVISOR THAT IN FUTURE

I WANT MY STAMPS
ADJUSTED UPWARDS.

HOW DO I LOOK?

I WANT YOUR OPINION-

IS THIS APPROPRIATE
FOR BUSINESSWEAR?

YOU TWO DON'T JUST SLEEP, YOU HIBERNATE.

OH, AH-

IS THAT ONSLOW'S BEER I SEE
SPILLING OUT ONTO THE FLOOR?

WHERE? WHERE?

OH, NICE.

UP HALF THE NIGHT
WITH YOUR HYACINTH

AND NOW THERE'S SOME OTHER
COMEDIAN.

I WISH YOU'D BUG OFF.

I'M STILL IN HYACINTH AFTERSHOCK.

OH, DON'T GO BACK TO
SLEEP. TELL ME HOW I LOOK.

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
I CAN SEE?

DAISY, DAISY!

WELL, IF IT'S OUR HYACINTH
COME BACK, I'M NOT IN.

SHE'S NOT COME BACK.

I'LL SAY THIS MUCH
FOR YOUR HYACINTH-

SHE LEAVES A LOT
OF HAPPINESS BEHIND HER.

IT'S SUCH A RELIEF
WHEN SHE'S GONE.

HOW DO I LOOK?

FOR DOING WHAT?

FOR SELLING COSTUME JEWELRY
DOOR TO DOOR.

AM I DRESSED PROPERLY
FOR BUSINESS?

YOU COULD GET ARRESTED
FOR THAT KIND OF BUSINESS.

OOH!

RICHARD!

ONE OF THESE DAYS YOU'LL FIND
ME LYING IN A POOL OF BLOOD.

LISTEN TO THIS-

MANAGING DIRECTOR,
FROZEN FOODS.

ONLY PERSONS
OF PROVEN ABILITY

SHOULD APPLY FOR THIS SENIOR POSITION."

WHY ARE YOU
TELLING ME THIS?

BECAUSE IT'S YOU,
RICHARD.

IT'S ABSOLUTELY YOU.

FROZEN FOODS?

NOT THAT BIT, DEAR. THE
"PERSON OF PROVEN ABILITY."

AND THE FIRM
IS "FROSTICLES."

THEIR FACTORY'S ONLY A
FEW MILES DOWN THE ROAD,

YOU COULD BE HOME FOR LUNCH EVERY DAY.

WAIT A MINUTE,
HYACINTH.

YOU COULD HAVE THE FIRM'S CAR,
PROBABLY A CHAUFFEUR-

HANG ON, ARE YOU SUGGESTING
THAT I SHOULD APPLY?

NOT THROUGH THE NORMAL
CHANNELS, DEAR.

I MEAN, WHAT'S THE POINT OF KNOWING PEOPLE

IF ONE HAS TO APPLY
THROUGH THE NORMAL CHANNELS?

DO WE KNOW PEOPLE?
- OH, NOT JUST PEOPLE!

WE KNOW "FROSTICLES"
HIMSELF.

OR AT LEAST
"MRS. FROSTICLES."

THE MILLBURNS!

THAT THRUSTING CREATURE ON
THE LADIES' LUNCHEON COMMITTEE.

SHE WAS A HACKETT
FROM WILTON STREET

BEFORE SHE LAID HERSELF SHAMELESSLY
IN THE PATH OF FROSTICLES.

WE MUST MAKE SURE THAT
HE KNOWS YOU'RE AVAILABLE.

NOW, SIT THERE,

AND PRACTICE
BEING FIRM.

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS SAY "NO."

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED
SAYING NO TO HYACINTH?

LIZ, SHE'S JUST
A HUMAN BEING.

JUST.

LOOK, YOU'RE
A FREE SPIRIT.

IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GO ROUND THERE
FOR COFFEE WHEN SHE ASKS YOU, SAY NO.

IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE,
SHE NEVER LISTENS ANYWAY.

ALL RIGHT,
WE'LL REHEARSE IT.

YOU SIT THERE PRACTICING
STEELY DETERMINATION,

AND I SHALL PRETEND
TO BE HYACINTH.

GREATER LOVE HATH
NO MAN FOR HIS SISTER

THAN TO BE HYACINTH.

RIGHT, HERE WE GO.

PHONE RINGING...

WELL, ANSWER IT.

HELLO?

COFFEE AT 11:00,
ELIZABETH?

THANK YOU,
HYACINTH.

OH, NO.

I'M SORRY, BUT YOU
WERE SO LIFELIKE.

NOW THE FIRST THING TO DO IS
TO GET YOU TO MEET MR. MILLBURN-

"FROSTICLES" HIMSELF.

NO UNDERLINGS,
GO STRAIGHT TO THE TOP.

I DON'T KNOW
THE MAN.

OF COURSE, IT'LL HAVE TO
LOOK LIKE A CHANCE MEETING.

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO START
PLOTTING ME INTO SOMETHING.

I STILL BLUSH WHEN
I REMEMBER HOW YOU TRIED

TO MAKE ME PRESIDENT
OF THE ARCHERY CLUB.

WE WERE DOING SPLENDIDLY
UNTIL YOU SHOT MRS. LAZENBY.

I'VE NEVER HEARD
SUCH A FUSS.

IT WAS ONLY
A GLANCING WOUND.

WE'LL GET IT WRONG.
WE ALWAYS GET IT WRONG.

RICHARD!

I'M DOING THIS
FOR YOU, DEAR.

IT IS MY DUTY
TO GIVE YOU

A NEW VISION
FOR THE FUTURE.

IN FROZEN FOODS?

IN A SENIOR EXECUTIVE
POSITION.

I'LL GET FROSTBITE.
- OH, RICHARD.

BITS OF ME WILL
START FALLING OFF.

I CAN'T APPLY FOR A POSITION LIKE THAT.

OF COURSE
YOU CAN'T.

YOU DON'T THINK THAT THESE
SENIOR EXECUTIVE POSITIONS

ARE FILLED
BY APPLICATION?

IT'S ALWAYS DONE
BY PEOPLE KNOWING PEOPLE.

PEOPLE UPON WHOM
ONE HAS MADE AN IMPRESSION

ON SOCIAL OCCASIONS.

BUT WHERE AM I GOING TO MAKE
AN IMPRESSION ON OLD FROSTICLES?

ON THE GOLF COURSE.
- WHA-!

A GOOD IDEA-

LEAVE IT
TO ME, DEAR.

HE'LL PROBABLY BE ON
THE COURSE THIS EVENING.

RELAXING AFTER
A DAY'S EXECUTING.

THEN YOU COME ALONG LOOKING
RUTHLESSLY EFFICIENT.

YOU MEAN THIS TIME I'M GOING
TO CLOBBER MRS. FROSTICLES?

THAT WAS
A LOT BETTER.

LET'S HAVE
ANOTHER GO.

AND REMEMBER, LIZ, YOU'RE A
WOMAN NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH.

RIGHT,
HERE WE GO AGAIN.

PHONE'S RINGING.

HELLO?
- IT'S ONLY ME, ELIZABETH.

COFFEE AT 11:00?

NO THANK YOU, HYACINTH,
SOME OTHER TIME.

I DID IT!

YOU SEE?
WELL DONE!

IT'S JUST A QUESTION OF
GETTING STARTED, ISN'T IT?

ONCE YOU'VE STARTED
IT'S QUITE EASY.

AND YOU
ARE VERY GOOD.

YOU REALLY SOUNDED
LIKE HYACINTH.

I MUST ASK YOU TO NEVER REPEAT
THAT IN FRONT OF A LIVING SOUL.

GO ON, ANSWER IT.

HELLO?
COFFEE AT 11:00?

THANK YOU, HYACINTH.

NOW LET ME SEE YOU,
RICHARD.

AND REMEMBER-
FIRST IMPRESSIONS.

THE TROUBLE IS,
I DON'T DO IMPRESSIONS.

NO, NO, NO,
RICHARD.

I WANT TO SEE
A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.

YOU MUSTN'T LET
FROSTICLES SEE YOU

LOOKING INDECISIVE
LIKE THAT.

BUT I FEEL INDECISIVE.
I'M HAPPY WITH INDECISIVE.

RICHARD, WHEN FROSTICLES
FIRST CLAPS EYES ON YOU,

YOU MUST BE LOOKING
FORCEFUL AND EXECUTIVE.

AND EXECUTIVE, HYACINTH.

GOOD.

I CAN FEEL IT NOW, COMING
UP THROUGH MY KNEES.

OH, HERE IT COMES...
UP THROUGH MY GROIN.

RICHARD, WHAT KIND OF LANGUAGE
IS THAT FOR A SENIOR FROSTICLE?

NEXT!

RIGHT. YOU FAILED
ON THE TELEPHONE,

LET'S TRY IT
FACE-TO-FACE.

WITH HYACINTH?

YES, OF COURSE
WITH HYACINTH.

JUST TELL HER TO HER FACE
THAT YOU HAVEN'T GOT THE TIME

TO ACCEPT HER INVITATION TO COFFEE.

COULDN'T I DO IT
ON THE TELEPHONE?

YOU FAILED TELEPHONE.

I SHALL FAIL
FACE TO FACE.

I'M FORCEFUL AND EXECUTIVE,
I'M FORCEFUL AND EXECUTIVE,

I'M FORCEFUL
AND EXECUTIVE...

OH, IT'S YOU,
ELIZABETH!

A LITTLE EARLY, DEAR.
BUT DO COME IN.

OH, I, I-ACTUALLY,
HYACINTH,

I CAME TO TELL YOU-

AND BRING
EMMET IN TOO.

WELL, NO ACTUALLY,
I CAN'T.

I'VE GOT SO MANY IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO-

DO SIT DOWN,
MY DEARS. ANYWHERE.

EXCEPT THERE!

LEAVE THAT ONE
FOR ME.

OOP! MILK!

IS RICHARD ALL RIGHT?

HMM? WHY DEAR?

WELL, HE PASSED US
ON THE DOORSTEP

AND I THOUGHT HE LOOKED
A BIT PREOCCUPIED.

OH, HE'S GOT
A LOT ON HIS MIND.

HE'S TOYING
WITH VARIOUS OFFERS

FOR A SENIOR EXECUTIVE
POSITION IN INDUSTRY.

NOW, MAKE
YOURSELVES COMFY.

AND IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
I'LL JUST GO AND WIPE

EMMET'S FOOTMARK
OFF MY WOODBLOCK.

PERHAPS I OUGHT TO TAKE YOUR SHOES, EMMET.

COME ALONG.

WE DON'T WANT A REPETITION
ON YOUR WAY OUT, DO WE?

OF COURSE, RICHARD AND I
NEVER HAVE THIS PROBLEM

BECAUSE WE ALWAYS
WEAR LEATHER.

DON'T SAY A WORD.

SHE'LL SING AT ME.

NOW SHE HAS ME
TRAPPED AND BAREFOOT,

HEAVEN KNOWS
WHAT SHE'LL DO.

JUST DON'T LET ME
SPILL THE COFFEE.

EVERYONE COMFY?
GOOD.

I'LL BE BACK
IN A JIFFY.

* THE MORE WE
ARE TOGETHER *

* THE MERRIER
WE SHALL BE. *

OH, MAKE THE COFFEE,
WILL YOU, ELIZABETH?

I EXPECT THAT'S
SOMEONE IMPORTANT.

THE "BOUQUET" RESIDENCE,
THE LADY OF THE HOUSE SPEAKING.

OH, IT'S YOU, DAISY.
HOW ARE YOU, DEAR?

LISTEN, DAISY,

TELL ONSLOW TO PUT A SHIRT
ON WHILE I'M ON THE TELEPHONE.

I CAN ALWAYS
SENSE HIM THERE-EXPANDING.

ONSLOW'S IN THE GARDEN?
DADDY'S GONE NATURIST?

WELL, I THINK THAT'S
WONDERFUL AT HIS AGE.

YES, ALL THAT WHOLESOME,
HEALTHY FOOD,

PLENTY OF ROUGHAGE.

ONSLOW'S TRYING TO GET
DADDY DOWN FROM WHERE?

WELL, WHY WOULD DADDY
BE UP THERE?

THAT KINDOF NATURIST.

WELL, WHAT KIND
OF NATURIST IS HE?

A STARK NATURIST?

ONE MOMENT, HANG ON...

SO GLAD
YOU COULD POP IN.

WE MUST DO THIS AGAIN VERY SHORTLY.

THAT WAS QUICKER
THAN I THOUGHT.

I'VE STILL GOT
HER COFFEE.

OH, THANK YOU, DEAR,
THAT'S VERY KIND OF YOU.

MMM! MY FAVORITE
BRAND, TOO.

WHERE HAVE YOU
PUT FATHER?

HE'S BACK IN HIS BED,
FAST ASLEEP.

IS HE WEARING PAJAMAS?

HE SAYS IT'S AGAINST
HIS CONVICTIONS.

YOU'RE GREAT
IN A CRISIS, ONSLOW.

WHAT CRISIS?

HAVE WE RUN OUT
OF BEER?

OH-HH.

JUST NOW, YOU WERE
MAGNIFICENT.

I COULD SEE YOU
IN FULL PROFILE

AS YOU WENT PAST,
CARRYING FATHER.

I HOPE YOU COULDN'T
SEE HIM IN FULL PROFILE.

YOU WERE WONDERFUL,
ONSLOW.

IT'S NOT THAT HE'S HEAVY. IT'S
JUST, WITHOUT ANY CLOTHES ON,

AT HIS AGE, THERE'S NOT
MUCH TO GET AHOLD OF.

AND YOU DID IT
ALL FOR ME.

I WISH THERE WAS SOME
WAY I COULD REPAY YOU.

LISTEN, DAISY, WHEN I PROMISED
TO LOVE, HONOR AND OBEY,

EVERYTUESDAY.

HOW LONG HAS YOUR FATHER BEEN A NATURIST?

I THINK THERE
MUST BE SOME MISTAKE.

DADDY'S ALWAYS
BEEN "C OF E."

DO THEY TAKE
THEIR CLOTHES OFF?

I THINK IT'S A CRY FOR HELP, DEAR.

MIND THE LORRY.

IT'S TURNING LEFT.

AND THERE'S AN OLD LADY
ON THE PAVEMENT.

AND I AM ON THE ROAD, SO
EVERYTHING IS AS IT SHOULD BE.

I WISH WE COULD HAVE
DADDY AT HOME,

BUT HE DOES SO MONOPOLIZE THE BATHROOM.

HOW CAN A PLACE
LOOK LIKE THIS

50 YEARS
AFTER THE BLITZ?

LEAVE IT,
LEAVE IT.

GOOD DOG.

AS SOON AS I'M QUITE SURE
DADDY'S GOT ALL HIS CLOTHES ON,

WE MUST GO AND PRACTICE
OUR GOLF, RICHARD.

CAN I ASK YOU TO FACE
A LITTLE REALITY HERE?

I'M TERRIBLE
AT GOLF.

IT'S ALL RIGHT. HE'S
FINISHED BEING A NATURIST.

HE FELL IN
SOME NETTLES.

MORNING.

I SUPPOSE I'D BETTER GO AND PUT A COAT ON.

NO, NO, NO,
STAY JUST AS YOU ARE.

YOU MAKE A VERY POWERFUL FIRST IMPRESSION

DRESSED LIKE THIS,
ONSLOW.

I SHOULD LIKE YOU
TO DO ME A LITTLE FAVOR.

YOU'RE LOOKING
VERY COLORFUL, RICHARD.

IT'S PLAN "A"
WITH A TOUCH OF PLAN "C."

OH. HYACINTH?

WHO ELSE?
- AHH.

HELLO DEAR. I'M AFRAID
YOU'VE JUST CAUGHT US

OF GOLF.

HERE YOU ARE,
DEAR.

OH.

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE SO KEEN, HYACINTH.

OH, YES, DEAR. RICHARD'S
PRACTICALLY A FANATIC.

COME ALONG, RICHARD. WE WANT TO
GET THROUGH THE FULL 16 HOLES.

THANK YOU, DEAR.

HAVE A GOOD "CHUKKA."

COME ALONG, RICHARD,
WE HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY.

NOW, TRY TO LOOK AS IF
WE'RE MEANT TO BE HERE.

YES, THIS
IS THE PLACE.

FOR WHAT?

THE PLACE WHERE YOU WILL
IMPRESS MR. MILLBURN.

HYACINTH, I'M NOT
FROSTICLE MATERIAL.

I'LL NEVER MAKE
A FROSTICLE.

RICHARD, THE REFURBISHMENT
OF THE DINING ROOM

IS DEPENDING ON YOUR
CAREER AS A FROSTICLE.

HERE.

HYACINTH
- GOLFING DISASTER THAT I AM,

I DO KNOW THAT WE'RE SUPPOSED
TO KEEP OUT OF THIS STUFF.

THEY'LL THINK WE'RE LOOKING FOR A BALL.

OH, WELL YES,
I CAN DO THAT.

LOOKING FOR A BALL,
NOW YOU'RE TALKING MY GAME.

AND IT WON'T REALLY
BE A LIE, DEAR,

BECAUSE WE ARE
LOOKING FOR SOMETHING.

WHAT?

ONSLOW.

YEAH, THIS IS ROUGHLY
WHERE YOUR HYACINTH SAID.

AND SHE SAID,
"DON'T WEAR A SHIRT"?

ARE YOU CERTAIN
SHE SAID THAT?

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.

I EXPECT SHE WANTS ME
CASUAL FOR GOLF.

WHY WOULD SHE WANT YOU
AT ALL FOR GOLF?

SHE KNOWS I HAVE
SPORTING INTERESTS.

YOU WATCH RACING
ON TELLY.

I DON'T JUST WATCH IT.
I PUT BETS ON.

THAT'S NOT LIKE
OUR HYACINTH.

SHE USUALLY GOES SPARE
WHEN YOU DON'T WEAR A SHIRT.

ALL I KNOW IS
SHE SAID THERE'D BE

A MONTH'S SUPPLY OF BEER AND CRISPS IN IT.

AND IF THINGS GO RIGHT, AS
MUCH FROZEN FOOD AS WE CAN EAT.

FROZEN FOOD?

SHE'S BRIBING YOU
WITH FROZEN FOOD?

WHAT'S SHE UP TO?

ALL I HAVE TO DO IS WAIT
IN THE TREES OVER THERE

UNTIL SHE RAISES HER CLUB
IN THE AIR AS A SIGNAL.

THEN I HAVE
TO SHOW MYSELF.

SHOW YOURSELF?

JUST STAND ON THE EDGE
OF THE GOLF COURSE,

LOOKING ALL MALE
AND MENACING.

WHY?

I DON'T KNOW WHY.

BUT FOR A MONTH'S
SUPPLY OF BEER

AND SMOKY BACON,
I DON'T CARE WHY.

IT'S YOUR BODY.

OUR HYACINTH IS GETTING
FASCINATED WITH YOUR BODY. OOH!

OH, NICE.

WILL YOU KNOW THIS MILLBURN
WHEN YOU SEE HIM?

HE WON'T NECESSARILY BE
COVERED IN ICICLES, YOU KNOW.

WELL, OF COURSE
I'LL KNOW HIM.

I STOOD VERY CLOSE TO HIM
ONCE AT THE RAILWAY STATION.

OH, YOU KNOW HIM
THAT WELL?

SO WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN HE COMES?

PLAN "A," DEAR,
REMEMBER?

I SHALL GIVE
A SIGNAL TO ONSLOW,

WHO WILL EMERGE
FROM THE BUSHES

AND JUST
STAND THERE.

THE MILLBURN PARTY
WILL ESPY HIM

AND KNOW THAT HE'S
UP TO NO GOOD.

HOW WILL THEY KNOW
HE'S UP TO NO GOOD?

BECAUSE THAT'S THE IMPRESSION
ONSLOW ALWAYS MAKES.

SO HE'S STANDING THERE, UP TO NO GOOD.

THEN, I SHALL SAY IN
A VOICE LOUD AND CLEAR,

"RICHARD, WILL YOU
PLEASE DO SOMETHING

ABOUT THAT SUSPICIOUS
LOOKING PERSON?"

YOU WILL THEN WALK
TOWARDS ONSLOW...

AND THROW HIM OUT.

AND SO THE MILLBURNS
WILL BE BOWLED OVER

BY YOUR EXECUTIVE
POTENTIAL.

YOUR HYACINTH, SHE LOOKS A RIGHT MUFFIN

IN THAT
GOLFING GEAR.

IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE YOU
BROUGHT ME INTO THE WOODS, ONSLOW.

NOW DON'T START
GETTING BROODY.

FIRST WHIFF OF LEAF MOLD AND YOU'RE OFF.

"ME, TARZAN;"
YOU USED TO SAY,

"YOU, JANE." THEN YOU USED TO BEAT YOUR
CHEST AND CHASE ME THROUGH THE WOODS.

THAT WAS
ADOLESCENCE, DAISY.

WE HAD ONE-TRACK MINDS IN THOSE DAYS.

I WAS FULL
OF HORMONES.

WE WASTED ALL OUR
EDUCATIONAL OPPORTUNITIES.

THE NUMBER OF TIMES WE
WENT INTO THOSE WOODS...

WE NEVER ONCE NOTICED
A SQUIRREL, DID WE?

RICHARD,
HERE THEY COME.

START LOOKING
EXECUTIVE.

HE'S THE ONE
IN THE RED TROUSERS.

I COULDN'T WORK FOR ANYBODY
WHO WEARS RED TROUSERS.

NOW, ON MY SIGNAL,
RICHARD.

AHH!

WHAT'S THE WOMAN
DOING?

I'VE NEVER SEEN
ANYTHING LIKE IT.

FORE!

ULP!

RICHARD, I DON'T
LIKE THE LOOK

OF THIS SUSPICIOUS
LOOKING PERSON.

PLEASE GET RID
OF HIM.

SUICIDE MISSION.

I ADMIRE
THE FOOL'S NERVE.

VERY RARE QUALITY THESE DAYS,
SUCH STUPIDITY.

WELL DONE, MADMAN!

PLEASE
PLAY THROUGH.

THANK YOU, MADAM. AND
CONGRATULATIONS TO YOUR HUSBAND.

HE'S A DYNAMO TO HIS
FINGERTIPS, BLESS HIM.

I'VE KNOW HIM THRUM AWAY
QUIETLY, EVEN IN REPOSE.

YOU'VE DONE IT, DEAR,
THEY WERE IMPRESSED.

CAN WE GO HOME NOW?
- OF COURSE NOT, DEAR.

WE FINISH THE ROUND

AND THEN WE GET CHATTING
TO MR. MILLBURN IN THE CLUB.

Man: OH, HEY!

STRIKES ME, MATE, YOU NEED A
BIGGER HOLE OR SMALLER BALLS.

COME ON, MATE, HURRY UP,
WE HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY.

OH
-! HE'S COMING YOUR WAY.

WHO? - DON'T LOOK NOW,
RICHARD, BUT I DO BELIEVE HE-

YES, HE IS.
MR. MILLBURN'S COMING.

HE'S GOING TO INVITE US TO JOIN HIM.
I TOLD YOU YOU'D MADE AN IMPRESSION.

I SAY,
WOULD YOU MIND?

DO YOU THINK YOUR HUSBAND
COULD DO HIS STUFF AGAIN?

WE'VE GOT A COUPLE
OF OFFENSIVE TYPES UP THERE,

NEED TO BE TAUGHT
A LESSON.

RICHARD,
HOW WONDERFUL!

HE'S LEANING ON YOU
ALREADY, DEAR.

OFF YOU GO THEN,
DEAR.

GO ON.

COME ON, HURRY UP.
LET'S SEE YOU

GET THE LITTLE BALL
DOWN THE HOLE.

I SHOULD WATCH YOUR STUFF,
THIS CHAP'S DYNAMITE.

I'VE SEEN HIM DEAL WITH
BIGGER LADS THAN YOU.

OH YEAH?

HE'S COMING.

AHH!

NOT SO GOOD
THIS TIME.

HELLO, MISSUS.
GOING "WALKIES"?

WANT TO PLAY GAMES,
DO YOU?

MY GOD,
SHE'S MAGNIFICENT.

RICHARD, RICHARD!

I'VE BEEN OFFERED
A JOB WITH FROSTICLES.

OH, TAKE IT, HYACINTH,
PLEASE.

I COULDN'T
DO THAT, DEAR.

YOU'D BE SO BORED
AT HOME WITHOUT ME.