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I REQUIRE YOUR FURNITURE
DEPARTMENT, PLEASE.

THE QUALITY SECTION
NOT THE PLYWOOD END.

GOOD MORNING,

AM I SPEAKING
TO THE MANAGER?

I SHAN'T SETTLE
FOR ANYTHING LESS.

GOOD.

NOW, MY NAME IS "BOUQUET,"

THAT'S B-U-C-K-E-T.

NO, IT IS "BOUQUET."

YOU MAY REMEMBER THAT I
CALLED IN EARLIER IN THE WEEK

TO CHOOSE
A THREE-PIECE SUITE.

YOU DO REMEMBER VIVIDLY,
HOW VERY NICE.

THAT'S RIGHT, I CALLED IN
THE WEEK BEFORE, TOO.

YES, AND THE WEEK
BEFORE THAT.

WELL, THESE THINGS
ARE TOO IMPORTANT TO RUSH.

NOW YOU REMEMBER
THAT I FINALLY OPTED

FOR A VERY SUPERIOR SUITE
WHICH YOU ASSURED ME

WAS AN EXACT REPLICA
OF ONE AT SANDRINGHAM HOUSE.

AND YOU PROMISED
DELIVERY TODAY.

I'M RINGING
TO ASCERTAIN

THE PRECISE TIME
THAT YOU INTEND TO DELIVER,

AND WILL IT BE IN ONE OF YOUR
VANS WITH THE ROYAL WARRANT ON?

ALL YOUR VANS HAVE THE ROYAL WARRANT
- THAT'S GOOD.

ON BOTH SIDES?

BECAUSE IF IT'S ONLY
ON THE ONE SIDE

I SHALL WANT YOU TO PARK
FACING TOWN.

YOU HAVE THE ROYAL WARRANT
ON BOTH SIDES,

THAT'S VERY GOOD.

THEY DO.

THEY HAVE THE ROYAL WARRANT
ON BOTH SIDES.

OF WHAT?
- OF THEIR DELIVERY VAN.

OH, THAT'S IMPORTANT,
IS IT?

WELL, OF COURSE
IT'S IMPORTANT.

I WANT TO MAKE
QUITE SURE

THAT HE CAN BE SEEN
BY NUMBER 23.

OH, THE BARKER-FINCHES.

BARKER-FINCHES
INDEED.

WHAT AN AFFECTATION.

SHE WAS A BARKER,
HE WAS A FINCH,

SUDDENLY
THEY'RE HYPHENATED.

I CAN'T BARE
THAT SORT OF SNOBBERY.

NOW RICHARD,

WE MUST MAKE QUITE SURE
THAT SHE HAS A CLEAR VIEW

OF THE ROYAL WARRANT
ON THE SIDE OF THAT VAN.

COME ALONG, DEAR,
THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE.

BUT WHAT ARE WE
SUPPOSED TO BE MEASURING?

WHAT DOES IT MATTER,

AS LONG AS WE'RE SEEN
TO BE MEASURING?

IT WILL AROUSE
PEOPLE'S CURIOSITY.

ESPECIALLY THE NOSY
BARKER-FINCHES.

SHE'LL NEVER REST UNTIL SHE
FINDS OUT WHAT'S HAPPENING.

WHAT SHE'S LIKE.

I'LL STAND HERE
AND YOU TAKE THIS TAPE

SOMEWHERE
DOWN THERE.

NO...

MAKE A NOTE
OF THAT, RICHARD!

MAKE IT
LOOK IMPORTANT.

MESSAGE RECEIVED
AND UNDERSTOOD.

NOW MAKING...

IMPORTANT NOTE.

RICHARD!

WE'D BETTER MEASURE
THE WIDTH OF THE DOOR.

THIS GIVES THEM THE CLUE THAT
WE'RE EXPECTING A DELIVERY.

I CAN'T SEE ANYBODY
WATCHING ANYWAY.

TRUST ME,
RICHARD.

I CAN TELL BY THE PSYCHIC PAIN
BETWEEN MY SHOULDER BLADES,

THERE'RE SHARP EYES
BEHIND THOSE CURTAINS.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO
WITH THE OLD SUITE?

I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT THAT.

Rose: I'LL GET IT! IT'S PROBABLY BORIS!

I'VE GOT A BONE
TO PICK WITH YOU,

YOU SHOULD SEE
THE BRUISES THIS MORNING.

OH, IT'S YOU,
HYACINTH.

NO, NO, I THOUGHT IT
MIGHT BE BORIS.

WELL, I HAD,

BUT WE MADE IT UP
LAST NIGHT-

TWICE.

WELL, YES,
OUR DAISY'S HERE.

WELL, OF COURSE I CAN
PASS YOU OVER TO OUR DAISY.

OF COURSE SHE'S UP-
WE'RE ALL UP.

WHAT DID YOU THINK WE ARE,
A BUNCH OF LAYABOUTS?

IT'S FOR YOU,
OUR DAISY.

GET YOUR BODY UP!

FOR ME?
- IT'S OUR HYACINTH.

SHE THINKS
YOU'RE STILL IN BED.

DAMN CHEEK!

WHAT'S ALL THE FUSS?

IT'S OUR HYACINTH
ON THE TELEPHONE.

OH.

THAT'S INCONVENIENCE
AT THIS HOUR.

STILL LET'S FACE IT,
YOUR HYACINTH ON THE TELEPHONE

IS BETTER OFF
THAN YOUR HYACINTH IN PERSON.

GOD FORBID.
I WONDER WHAT SHE WANTS.

WHAT HAVE I DONE SHE MIGHT
HAVE FOUND OUT ABOUT?

STOP WORRYING,
YOU'RE A FREE SPIRIT-

A MARRIED WOMAN
IN YOUR OWN RIGHT.

MISTRESS OF YOUR OWN
ESTABLISHMENT.

THERE'S NO REASON TO FEEL
GUILTY WITH YOUR HYACINTH.

IT'S NOT
AS IF WE'RE TWINS,

BUT SHE KNOWS INSTINCTIVELY
WHEN I'M STILL IN BED.

COME ON,
DAISY.

RICHARD,

I WANT YOU
TO ANTICIPATE

WHERE DELIVERY MEN
OF AVERAGE HEIGHT

ARE LIABLE TO BRUSH
AGAINST MY WALLS,

EVEN IF THEY DO POSSES
THE ROYAL WARRANT.

I EXPECT YOU
TO PREVENT IT, RICHARD.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO STOP THEM

BRUSHING AGAINST
YOUR WALLS?

BY INSERTING YOURSELF BETWEEN
THE DELIVERY MAN AND MY WALLPAPER.

BUT I-
- DAISY!

ALL RIGHT,
CALM YOURSELF, DAISY.

I'M SORRY IF I SEEMED
TO HAVE ACCUSED YOU

OF STILL
BEING IN BED.

I STAND CHASTENED
AND REBUKED.

THEY'RE ALL
STILL IN BED.

HOW'S POOR DADDY
THIS MORNING?

SHOULD I VISIT,
DO YOU THINK?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN
HE'S NOT THAT BAD?

POOR DADDY.

I'D HAVE HIM HERE IF IT WASN'T
FOR THE DRIBBLING.

GIVE HIM MY LOVE.

DADDY'S JUST LYING THERE
STARING AT THE CEILING.

AT LEAST WHILE HE'S
DOING THAT

HE'S NOT CHASING
AFTER LADIES.

NOW, DAISY,
PAY ATTENTION, DEAR.

TODAY,

I AM HAVING A NEW

THREE-PIECE SUITE
DELIVERED.

IT'S AN EXACT REPLICA
OF ONE AT SANDRINGHAM HOUSE.

I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT
LIKE TO HAVE MY OLD ONE

SINCE YOURS IS, WELL,

SHALL WE SAY
A TRIFLE...

WEATHERED?

I SHALL MISS
MY OLD SUITE.

WE'VE HAD SOME HAPPY
HOURS ON THIS SUITE.

AND YOU,
OUR ROSE,

WHEN YOU USED TO COME HOME LATE
WITH YOUR GENTLEMAN FRIENDS.

YOU'VE HAD SOME HAPPY HOURS
ON THIS SUITE.

BORIS,
YOU SWINE,

YOU SAID
YOU'D RING ME.

YOU WERE WAITING
FOR SOME MAGIC WORDS?

YOU OLD SOFTIE.

GO ON.

TELL ME THE WORDS
YOU WANT TO HEAR.

REVERSE THE CHARGES?

YOU CHEEKY SWINE.

ARE YOU SURE
THIS IS NECESSARY?

OF COURSE
IT'S NECESSARY.

WE ACQUIRED THEM FOR JUST
THIS SORT OF OCCASION.

NOW, COME ALONG.

NOW DON'T WORRY,
DEAR, BE BRISK AND DECISIVE.

I THINK THE DOMINANT
CONE HERE.

THAT'S RIGHT.

THEN ITS PARTNER
HERE, DEAR.

AND TO COMPLETE
THE TRIAD

I THINK THE EQUIDISTANT
ONE HERE.

ALL RIGHT?

GOOD MORNING-
- HYACINTH!

HE'S SO SHY,
POOR DEAR.

I DO SEEM TO HAVE
THIS RATHER

POWERFUL EFFECT
ON HIM.

I REALLY THINK HE'S
A LITTLE ATTRACTED TO ME.

JUST A SMIDGEN.

WHO'S THAT
AT THE DOOR?

HYACINTH!
- HYACINTH?!

YOU HAVEN'T
LEFT HER ON THE DOORSTEP?

ONLY BECAUSE I'M NOT BIG ENOUGH
TO THROW HER BACK ONTO THE STREET.

YOU CAN'T LEAVE HER
ON THE DOORSTEP.

WE CAN TRY, LIZ, IF WE BOTH
PULL TOGETHER WE CAN TRY.

YOU'VE GOT A THING
ABOUT HYACINTH.

DON'T LET HER IN,
SHE'LL SING AT ME!

SHE MUST HAVE HAD SOME
REASON TO COME TO THE DOOR,

AND IT CAN'T BE
TO SING AT YOU.

WELL, SHE WILL!
SHE'LL SING AT ME!

DO COME IN, HYACINTH.

GOOD MORNING,
ELIZABETH DEAR.

THANK YOU.

I'VE JUST POPPED IN
TO INVITE YOU

TO A LITTLE THREE-PIECE-SUITE-
WARMING THIS EVENING.

IT'S JUST AN INFORMAL
LITTLE GATHERING.

WHERE'S YOUR BROTHER?

GOOD MORNING, EMMET.

ISN'T HE SHY?

SHALL WE SAY
7:00 THEN?

AND WHEN WE'VE ALL
ADMIRED THE SUITE,

PERHAPS EMMET WOULD RUN OFF A
LITTLE RONDELLETO IN ITS HONOR.

I'M OFF MEN.

THAT'S IT-
FINISHED.

THERE ISN'T ONE
WORTH SHAVING YOUR LEGS FOR.

DO YOU THINK
I SHOULD SHAVE MINE?

FOR ONSLOW?
OH, I SHOULDN'T BOTHER, LOVE.

YOUR DAD'S JUST LYING THERE,
STARING AT THE CEILING.

WE KNOW,
THEY MADE HIS PILLS STRONGER.

AT LEAST YOU COULD HAVE
A CONVERSATION WITH HIM

WHEN HE WAS
A DIRTY OLD MAN.

HE WASN'T
A DIRTY OLD MAN.

HE JUST LIKED
THE LADIES, THAT'S ALL.

THAT'S THE FIRST
QUALIFICATION.

ONSLOW, WHAT WOULD YOU
THINK IF I SHAVED MY LEGS?

I'D THINK IT WAS
TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE.

YOU HAVE TO ADMIRE HONESTY.
- HAVE YOU TEA MASHED?

IT'S VERY DIFFICULT

TO KEEP THE INTEREST
OF THE MAN YOU MARRIED

AND STILL TO FIND TIME
FOR YOUR LIBRARY BOOKS.

ONSLOW!

WE'RE GETTING
A THREE-PIECE SUITE,

OUR HYACINTH'S OLD ONE!

IT LOOKS LIKE NEW.

ISN'T IT GOING TO CLASH
WITH OUR DECOR?

ONLY IF WE WANT IT, WE'VE
GOT TO ARRANGE TO COLLECT IT.

THERE YOU GO.

I HATE IT WHEN THINGS
GET COMPLICATED.

HYACINTH,
WHEN THE VAN DOES COME,

HOW CAN YOU MAKE ABSOLUTELY SURE
THAT MRS. BARKER-FINCH WILL SEE IT?

I SHALL CALL HER
ON THE TELEPHONE.

WHAT, TO INVITE HER
TO LOOK AT THE VAN?

NOW LOOK, RICHARD,
I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING, DEAR.

SURELY YOU HAVEN'T
FORGOTTEN HOW RUDE

SHE WAS AT MY
PIANOFORTE RECITAL?

OH, WHICH ONE
WAS THAT?

I WILL NOT HAVE
PSEUDO-HYPHENATED PEOPLE

BOASTING ABOUT THEIR
HOLIDAYS ABROAD,

WHILE I'M SINGING A SELECTION
FROM "SONG OF NORWAY."

COME ALONG, DEAR.
- OHHH!

KEEP WATCH NOW.

I WANT TO KNOW THE SECOND
THAT VAN ARRIVES.

I'D LOVE TO KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY TO HER.

I SHAN'T
SAY ANYTHING.

I SHALL JUST BRING HER TO THE
TELEPHONE, AND PUT MINE DOWN.

WHAT'S THE POINT
OF THAT?

THE POINT,
RICHARD,

IS THAT SHE WILL BE
STANDING NEAR HER WINDOW,

WITH THE PHONE
IN HER HAND,

WITH NOTHING TO DO
BUT LOOK OUT AND SEE THE VAN.

THERE'S BEEN
AN ACCIDENT!

I KNOW MY SUITE'S IN FLAMES
ON THE MOTORWAY! I KNOW IT!

OR PERHAPS IT'S DADDY!

HE'S BEEN TAKEN ILL, HE'S GONE TO THE HOSPITAL!
- OH!

OH, HOW INCONVENIENT
ON THE DAY OF MY SUITE-WARMING!

ANSWER THE TELEPHONE,
IT'S PROBABLY NOTHING!

OH, DEAR.

THE "BOUQUET" RESIDENCE,
THE LADY OF THE HOUSE SPEAKING.

NOW LOOK,

IF THIS IS BAD NEWS

PLEASE SPEAK
SLOWLY AND SOLEMNLY.

IF SOMEONE HAS
INCINERATED MY SUITE,

OR IF DADDY'S
IN HOSPITAL-

OH, IT'S YOU, VIOLET,
THANK GOODNESS.

LOOK, DEAR,
I CAN'T STAY LONG,

I'M EXPECTING
A THREE-PIECE SUITE.

IT'S AN EXACT REPLICA
OF ONE AT SANDRINGHAM HOUSE.

YES, YOU MUST COME
AND SEE IT, DEAR.

COME IN THE MERCEDES, YOU KNOW
HOW WELL IT LOOKS IN THE DRIVE.

NO, I MUST RUSH,
DEAR-

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T
MANAGED TO GET A WORD IN EDGEWAYS?

I'M SORRY, VIOLET, BUT I AM
A LITTLE OVERSTRUNG TODAY.

YE-

WHAT?

WHAT ABOUT BRUCE,
DEAR?

IT'S BRUCE AGAIN,
DEAR.

WHAT'S HE DONE NOW?

CURB-CRAWLING?

VIOLET,

TOO MANY DRIVERS
THESE DAYS

ARE TEARING
ABOUT RECKLESSLY.

YOU SHOULD BE
PROUD OF BRUCE

THAT HE TAKES HIS
HIGHWAY CODE SO SERIOUSLY.

OH, LET HIM CURB-CRAWL

IF HE WANTS TO, I SAY.

IF ONLY MORE PEOPLE CARED
AS MUCH ABOUT ROAD SAFETY.

I THINK HE'S SETTING US ALL
A WONDERFUL EXAMPLE. GOODBYE.

POOR BRUCE.

HE MAY HAVE HIS LITTLE
ODDITIES OF BEHAVIOR,

BUT HE BUYS MY SISTER
EVERYTHING-

A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE,
A SWIMMING POOL,

A TOP-OF-THE-RANGE
MERCEDES,

AND NOW SHE COMPLAINS
WHEN HE DRIVES IT TOO SLOWLY.

ACTUALLY, HYACINTH,
CURB CRAWLING

IS DRIVING
VERY SLOWLY INDEED.

WELL, I THINK IT'D
MAKE A WELCOME CHANGE

WHEN YOU'RE STANDING
WAITING TO CROSS THE ROAD.

IN ALL MY YEARS
AS A PEDESTRIAN,

I CAN'T RECALL A SINGLE
ENCOUNTER WITH A CURB-CRAWLER.

NO, I BET IT'S-
I BET IT'S SOMETHING

THE CURB-CRAWLER
WOULD HAVE REMEMBERED, TOO.

OH, GOOD,
THEY'RE ALL IN THE GARDEN

AT VILLA COSTA BLANCA.
THEY'LL SEE THE VAN-

OH!

MY SUITE!

I NOW THE VAN'S
TOPPLED OVER A BRIDGE

OR IT'S BEEN CRUSHED BY AN AVALANCHE!
- STEADY ON!

OR DADDY, HIS POOR OLD
HEART'S GIVEN WAY AT LAST!

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG
WITH YOUR FATHER'S HEART.

HE CHASED
THAT LADY TRAFFIC WARDEN

THREE QUARTERS OF A MILE
THROUGH THE PARK!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
CHASED?

THEY JUST HAPPENED TO BE
GOING IN THE SAME DIRECTION.

THE "BOUQUET" RESIDENCE,
THE LADY OF THE HOUSE SPEAKING.

NOW LOOK,

IF IT'S ABOUT MY SUITE, WILL YOU
GIVE ME A MOMENT TO STEEL MYSELF?

OH, YES,
I'LL ACCEPT THE CHARGE.

SHERIDAN!

HOW SENSITIVE
OF YOU, DEAR,

TO RING MOMMY
AT THIS CRITICAL JUNCTURE.

YES,
HOW MYSTERIOUS THE THREADS

THAT BIND US
TOGETHER.

HOW MUCH?

ISN'T THAT RATHER
A LOT, DEAR?

DO YOU REALLY NEED
ALL THAT?

WHY?

A WALKING HOLIDAY
WITH YOUR FRIEND TARQUIN...

IN ICELAND?
WHY ICELAND, DEAR?

OH, YOU WANT TO GO
AND WRITE POETRY TOGETHER.

BUT ISN'T ICELAND
RATHER DANGEROUS, DEAR?

DON'T THEY HAVE
VOLCANOS THERE, AND GEYSERS?

THE VAN'S HERE.
- HMM?

THE VAN IS HERE!

OH, THAT MEANS I WON'T BE ABLE
TO RING MRS. BARKER-FINCH, NOW.

IT'S SHERIDAN,
DEAR.

HE WANTS �400 FOR A WALKING
HOLIDAY WITH HIS FRIEND TARQUIN.

THEY WANT TO EXPLORE
THE GEYSERS IN ICELAND.

�400? FOR THAT MUCH
THEY COULD GO BY TAXI.

LOOK, GO AND TALK
TO THE VAN DRIVER.

TELL HIM TO GO
AROUND THE BLOCK AGAIN.

HOW CAN I ASK HIM
TO DO THAT?

LOOK, PLEASE,
JUST GO, DEAR.

USE YOUR INITIATIVE
AND GIVE ME TIME

TO LISTEN TO SHERIDAN.

I'M SORRY
ABOUT THIS, DEAR.

IT'S A VERY HECTIC
DAY HERE.

NO GO ON, REALLY.
BE FIRM, DEAR.

LOOK, SHERIDAN,

I'M TERRIBLY WORRIED
ABOUT ICELAND.

IT'S SO RUGGED, DEAR,
AND SO FAR.

COULDN'T YOU WALK
TARQUIN AT FILEY

OR FRINTON-ON-SEA?

UH, BUCKET?

SOME PEOPLE THINK
IT'S PRONOUNCED "BOUQUET."

I TELL YOU THAT IN THE SPIRIT
OF GOOD FELLOWSHIP,

IN CASE YOU SHOULD FIND
YOURSELF TALKING TO MY WIFE.

ARE WE
IN THE RIGHT PLACE?

YES, YOU'VE COME
TO THE RIGHT PLACE.

THE PLACE IS NOT IN QUESTION,
IT'S THE TIMING.

DO YOU THINK
YOU COULD GO ROUND AGAIN?

ROUND WHAT?

THE BLOCK. DO YOU THINK YOU COULD GO ROUND THE BLOCK AGAIN
- JUST A FEW STREETS?

BELIEVE ME, IT WOULD MAKE LIFE FOR THOSE
OF US WHO LIVE HERE, CONSIDERABLY EASIER.

WHAT FOR?
- EH,

WELL, IT'S-
IT'S A LONG STORY

YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO FAR-

JUST ROUND THE BLOCK FOR A
FEW MOMENTS AND THEN RETURN.

OH, LISTEN,
AT THESE PRICES

WE'LL KEEP
GOING ROUND AGAIN.

I'M HOPING THAT ONCE
WILL BE ENOUGH.

HANG ON,
BILL,

WE'VE GOT TO GO
AROUND THE BLOCK AGAIN.

ARE YOU SURE
THAT BEING A POET

IS QUITE RESPECTABLE?

WOULDN'T SOMETHING
EXECUTIVE BE NICER?

WE-D-

NO, LOOK,
SHERIDAN,

LET'S DISCUSS THIS
LATER, DEAR,

IT'S A CRITICAL TIME
FOR MOMMY.

SHE'S HAVING
A THREE-PIECE SUITE.

YES, IT'S AN EXACT REPLICA
OF ONE IN SANDRINGHAM HOUSE.

MMM.

NOW, TAKE CARE,
DEAR,

AND WEAR
YOUR KNEE BANDAGE.

AND DADDY
SENDS LOVE.

YEAH, AND THAT'S
ALL I'M SENDING!

I'VE JUST HAD TO BUY
A FURNITURE VAN!

DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT,
DEAR. GOODBYE.

SHERIDAN WANTS
TO BE A POET.

WELL, THAT'S THIS WEEK.
IT'LL DIE OUT.

I THINK
IT'S MY FAULT,

I'VE ALWAYS ENCOURAGED HIM
TO BE ARTISTIC.

BUT I MEANT WITHIN
A PROPER SALARY SCALE

AND A DECENT
PENSION PLAN.

THE VAN'S GOING ROUND THE
BLOCK. BACK IN TWO MINUTES.

WELL DONE,
DEAR.

YOU SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO
IF YOU PUT YOUR MIND TO IT.

WHY DOES HE WANT US
TO GO ROUND AGAIN?

WHO CARES WHY HE WANTS US
TO GO AROUND AGAIN?

HERE, YOU COUNT IT.

YOU DROPPED HALF OF IT!

BARKER-FINCH.

BARKER-FINCH...

OH, DON'T DILLY-DALLY,
DEAR.

THERE CAN'T BE THAT MANY
BARKER-FINCHES IN THE BOOK.

WELL, I HAVEN'T FOUND
ONE, YET.

THE VAN WILL BE
BACK AGAIN

BEFORE I GET
A CHANCE TO RING HER.

HERE IT IS.
3-4-1-9-7.

3-4-1-9-7.

DO YOU REALLY THINK
THIS IS A GOOD IDEA?

LOOK, THE WOMAN CHATTED
THE WHOLE WAY

THROUGH MY
PIANOFORTE RECITAL.

SHE RUINED
MY RALLENTANDOS.

THAT'S BROUGHT HER
TO THE WINDOW.

NOW WHERE'S
THAT VAN?

MAYBE WE SHOULD'VE
RUNG FIRST.

SHE SAID WE HAD
TO COLLECT IT, DIDN'T SHE?

SHE WANTS THE OLD SUITE
OUT OF THE WAY, DOESN'T SHE?

I WONDER IF HE'S IN
NEXT DOOR.

THE DIVORCED
PERSON.

OH, HE LOOKS
SO SAD.

HE NEEDS
THE SKILLS

OF SOMEONE SYMPATHETIC
TO CHEER HIM UP.

OH, NOW DON'T YOU START
MAULING HIM AGAIN, OUR ROSE.

I WOULDN'T CALL IT
MAULING HIM,

I WAS JUST
SYMPATHIZING.

YOU COULD GET THREE YEARS
FOR SYMPATHY LIKE THAT.

OH, LOOK AT THAT.

I'VE GOT TO HAND IT
TO YOUR HYACINTH,

SHE'S CERTAINLY
ORGANIZED.

LIZ,

WHAT'S THAT AWFUL OLD TRUCK
DOING OUTSIDE HYACINTH'S?

GET RID OF THEM!

THEY'VE COME FOR THE SUITE.
YOU OFFERED THEM OUR OLD SUITE.

GET RID OF THEM!
YEA, GODS,

WITH MRS. BARKER-FINCH
WATCHING, THIS IS ALL I NEED.

ONSLOW IN SOME BORROWED
DEATH-TRAP OF A VEHICLE.

GET RID OF THEM!
- WHAT ABOUT OUR SUITE?

OH, TELL THEM TO COME BACK
LATER-AFTER DARK...

PROVIDING THERE ISN'T
A MOON.

I CAN'T JUST ASK THEM
TO GO AWAY.

RICHARD, YOU KNOW
I LOVE MY FAMILY,

BUT THAT'S NO REASON WHY I
SHOULD HAVE

TO ACKNOWLEDGE
THEM IN BROAD DAYLIGHT.

NOW GO OUT THERE AND CONVINCE
MRS. BARKER-FINCH

THAT THEY ARE JUST PEOPLE WHO
HAVE STOPPED TO ASK US THE WAY.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO DO THAT?

SHE'S STANDING
BY HER WINDOW,

SHE CANNOT HEAR
WHAT'S BEING SAID.

WE'VE GOT TO MAKE IT LOOK
AS THOUGH WE'RE JUST

GIVING DIRECTIONS
TO PASSING STRANGERS.

OHHHH, WATCH ME, DEAR,
I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN.

MAY I HELP
YOU PEOPLE?

All:
YOU PEOPLE?

HER MIND'S GONE.

WHY SHOULD HER MIND
HAVE GONE?

SHE HAS NO ROMANCE
IN HER LIFE.

MINE WOULD
HAVE GONE.

SHE'S NOT THE ONLY ONE
WITH NO ROMANCE IN HER LIFE.

WHAT ABOUT LAST WEEK?

THAT WAS
THE WEEK BEFORE.

OH.

KEEPING RECORDS NOW,
ARE WE?

THE BLONDE ONE'S THERE! THE ONE
THAT'S ALWAYS TRYING TO SEDUCE ME!

OH, YES.
ROSE.

IF THEY'RE FAMILY,

WHY IS HYACINTH ACTING
AS IF THEY'RE STRANGERS?

THAT'S THE IMPRESSION
SHE LIKES TO GIVE.

YOU DON'T THINK THE BLONDE ONE
WILL TRY AND FORCE HER WAY IN?

IN HERE?

I HARDLY THINK SO.

I WISH YOU'D SOUND
A BIT MORE OPTIMISTIC.

THE POINT IS,
MY SUITE HASN'T ARRIVED, YET.

I'M EXPECTING THE VAN
ANY MINUTE.

SO IF YOU COULD
CLEAR THIS AREA,

AND PERHAPS
POP BACK LATER

AFTER DARK-

WELL AFTER DARK.

I'LL HAVE YOUR
SUITE WAITING,

YOU CAN COLLECT IT THEN
AND TAKE IT OFF DOWN THERE.

TAKE THE FIRST
TURN LEFT,

AND PROCEED ALONG
UNTIL YOU COME AS FAR AS-

AND INSTEAD OF STANDING THERE LOOKING
AT ME WITH YOUR MOUTHS WIDE OPEN,

WHY DON'T YOU ALL
GET BACK INTO THAT VEHICLE,

DRIVE OFF
IN THAT DIRECTION,

TAKE THE FIRST TURNING LEFT, WHICH
WILL BRING YOU TO YOU-KNOW-WHERE.

IT HAS-
HER MIND'S GONE.

I THINK
IT'S SAD.

YES, BUT WE STILL GET
THE SUITE.

OH, GIVE MY REGARDS TO HIM
THAT'S DIVORCED NEXT DOOR.

THANK GOODNESS
THAT'S OVER.

FANCY BRINGING A VEHICLE
IN THAT CONDITION

INTO A RESIDENTIAL AREA.

IF SHERIDAN WERE HERE,
HE'D BE APPALLED.

RICHARD,

I WANT YOU
TO STAY HERE

AND LOOK LIKE SOMEONE EXPECTING A VAN.
- HYACINTH!

THAT SHOULD KEEP MRS.
BARKER-FINCH AT HER WINDOW.

THE "BOUQUET" RESIDENCE,
THE LADY OF THE HOUSE SPEAKING.

NO I CANNOT SEND ROUND ANOTHER
PORTION OF STIR-FRIED SQUID

WITH FISH BALLS
AND BROCCOLI!

THIS IS NOT THE GREEN LOTUS
CHINESE TAKE-AWAY.

I MAY ONLY BE
ONE DIGIT REMOVED,

BUT BELIEVE ME,
IT'S A WHOLE NOTHER WORLD.

I HEARD THAT,
AND IT WASN'T CHINESE.

YOU SUITE IS HERE.

OH, AT LAST!

LET'S HOPE
THAT MRS. BARKER-FINCH

IS STILL AT THE WINDOW.

JUST THE SUITE'S HERE,
NOT THE VAN.

NOT THE VAN?
- NO.

NOT THE VAN
WITH THE ROYAL WARRANT?!

NO, I'M AFRAID NOT, IT'S HAD
AN ACCIDENT IN THE NEXT STREET.

OH, NO!

BUT SURELY THEIR RELIEF VAN
DISPLAYS THE ROYAL WARRANT?

WELL, IT'S NOT ACTUALLY
THEIR RELIEF VAN,

IT'S JUST SOMEBODY
WHO'S COME TO THE RESCUE.

OH!

I DID-OH.

THAT'S VERY KIND
OF THEM, DEAR.

WHEN THE SUITE'S IN PLACE,
WE'LL HAVE TO ASK THEM IN.

THEY CAN HAVE TEA
OUT OF MY ROYAL DOULTON

WITH THE HAND-PAINTED
PERIWINKLES.

BUT, OH,
AFTER ALL MY TROUBLE,

MRS. BARKER-FINCH
AT THE WINDOW,

AND NOT A ROYAL WARRANT
IN SIGHT.

BUT NEVER MIND,

IT'S HERE!

YOU SHOULD HAVE
SEEN THAT VAN!

HEY, GOOD JOB
WE WERE PASSING.

YES, ISN'T IT?

WELL, ISN'T IT?

I SUPPOSE SO.

I SUPPOSE
ONSLOW MEANT WELL.

WE BETTER TIP
THE FURNITURE MEN, RICHARD.

AGAIN?

DOES ONSLOW STILL GET
TEA WHEN HE'S FINISHED?

OH,
OF COURSE HE CAN...

HAVE TEA AFTERWARDS.

BUT NOT OUT OF MY
ROYAL DOULTON...

AND HE WON'T SIT
ON MY NEW SUITE, EITHER.