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IS THAT THE WATER BOARD?

THEN I'D LIKE
TO SPEAK TO SOMEONE IN CHARGE.

MY NAME IS "BOUQUET."

YES, I'LL SPELL IT.
B-U-C-K-E-T.

NO, IT'S "BOUQUET."

I WANT WHOEVER YOU'VE GOT
THERE IN A MANAGERIAL CAPACITY.

WELL, IT COULD BE
AN EMERGENCY.

I'M NOT SURE. THAT'S
WHAT I WANT TO FIND OUT.

YES, I'LL WAIT.

HELLO?

NO, IT'S "BOUQUET."

NO, I DIDN'T SAY
IT WAS AN EMERGENCY.

WELL, HOW AM I TO RECOGNIZE
IF IT'S AN EMERGENCY?

THAT'S WHAT I EXPECT
YOU TO TELL ME.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
IT'S MY WATER?

THAT'S THE VERY POINT.
IS IT MY WATER?

WHEN I TURNED ON
MY TAP THIS MORNING

IT DIDN'T LOOK
LIKE MY WATER.

IT'S NOT AS BRIGHT AND
SPARKLING AS I'M ACCUSTOMED TO.

IT LOOKS TO ME
AS IF IT'S BEEN USED.

ARE YOU CHANGING
MY SUPPLY?

BECAUSE IF YOU ARE,
I SHALL WANT

A DETAILED EXPLANATION
OF WHERE IT COMES FROM.

NOW PLEASE DON'T TAKE
THAT TONE WITH ME.

I EXPECT MY FORM OF WATER

TO BE RESTORED
IMMEDIATELY.

A BATHROOM WITH
GOLD-PLATED TAPS IS NO PLACE

FOR YOU TO BE TRYING
TO OFFLOAD SECOND-HAND WATER.

I MUST WARN YOU, MY HUSBAND
IS A POWER IN LOCAL AUTHORITY-

A MAN AT THE HEIGHT
OF HIS EXECUTIVE SKILLS.

AND I SHALL HAVE
NO HESIT-

HELLO?

HELLO?!

UPSTART PLUMBER.

WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO ASK OUR HYACINTH

TO YOUR BIRTHDAY
PARTY, ONSLOW.

OH, NICE.

IF WE'RE HAVING A FAMILY
GET-TOGETHER TOMORROW,

OUR HYACINTH.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ONSLOW."

MAYBE SHE
CAN'T COME.

SHE'LL COME.
I KNOW SHE'LL COME.

I HAVE THIS TERRIBLE
FEELING SHE'LL COME.

YOU'VE GOT TO THINK
OF SOMETHING, RICHARD.

I HAVE A FEELING THAT
THEY'RE GOING TO INVITE US

TO CELEBRATE
ONSLOW'S BIRTHDAY.

NOW, I DON'T WANT
TO UPSET THEM,

BUT YOU KNOW
WHAT IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE-

"BUNFIGHT" AT
THE O.K. CORRAL.

NO, I KNOW THAT DAISY
IS PLANNING

TO TAKE HIM TO SOME
RESTAURANT FOR LUNCH.

BUT IF IT'S
ONSLOW'S CHOICE,

WE'RE GOING TO BE KNEE-DEEP
IN CHIPS AND SAUCE BOTTLES

IN THE FIRST
FIVE MINUTES.

LOOK, YOU'VE GOT TO GET
ME OUT OF IT, NOW!

BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT.

IT'S VERY IMPORTANT,
RICHARD.

I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE SO BUSY

THAT YOU'VE GOT
TO GO THIS INSTANT.

AND I WISH YOU'D
STOP WHISPERING, DEAR.

I DO HAVE TO GO,
HYACINTH.

I'M NOT BEING OBSTRUCTIVE.
THE COMMITTEE IS WAITING.

I'M IN A MEETING.

I'LL RING YOU BACK.

I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY.

I'M SORRY, SIR,
FAMILY EMERGENCY.

*... IS THE THREAD
OF SMOKE... *

LOVELY MORNING, EMMET.

DO BRING ELIZABETH
IN FOR COFFEE.

I'M-I'M VERY BUSY,
HYACINTH.

YOU DON'T LOOK BUSY.

I THINK WE'VE
GOT A MOLE.

OH, HOW TIRESOME.
I'LL PUT THE KETTLE ON.

THE PHONE.
- HMM?

I THINK
I CAN HEAR THE PHONE.

IT'S A CALL
I'VE BEEN EXPECTING.

IT MEANS I'M GOING TO HAVE
TO POP INTO TOWN FOR A WHILE.

AND I'M GOING TO MISS YOUR
DELICIOUS COFFEE, HYACINTH.

OH, DAMN.

OH, WHAT A PITY.

AH!

THERE'S MY TELEPHONE.

REALLYIMPORTANT CALL.

THE "BOUQUET" RESIDENCE,
THE LADY OF THE HOUSE SPEAKING.

OH, IT'S YOU,
DAISY.

OF COURSE WE'D LOVE TO COME
TO ONSLOW'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.

HOW KIND OF YOU
TO INVITE US, DEAR.

I KNOW THAT RICHARD
WILL BE DELIGHTED.

WHERE IS IT, DEAR?

A SURPRISE, WELL,
THAT-THAT-THAT'S NICE.

BUT IT'S ONE OF ONSLOW'S
FAVORITE PLACES.

I CAN'T WAIT.

YOU CAN LEAVE
THE CAR AT HOME,

THEN RICHARD
CAN HAVE A DRINK.

WELL, OUR ROSE'S...

GENTLEMAN FRIEND'LL
PICK YOU UP.

WHAT SORT OF CAR HAS HE GOT? I
DON'T KNOW WHAT SORT OF CAR HE'S GOT.

WHAT SORT OF CAR
HAS HE GOT?

YOU NEEDN'T WORRY,
IT'S A BIG CAR.

HE'S NOT
WITHOUT MEANS.

IT'S A HUGE
LIMOUSINE.

YOU WON'T BE
DISAPPOINTED.

MR. MARINOPOLOUS
HAS HIS OWN BUSINESS.

LOOK, HE IS NOT SHORT
OF A BOB OR TWO.

I DON'T JUST GO OUT
WITH RUBBISH, YOU KNOW.

IS SHE COMING?
- SHE'S COMING.

SHE'S COMING.
- OH, NICE.

NOT ONLY A YEAR OLDER,
BUT A MEAL WITH HYACINTH.

DON'T BE
MISERABLE.

JUST MAKE THE BEST OF IT.
IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY.

I HATE BIRTHDAYS.

WE'LL HAVE TO GET
A BABYSITTER FOR MY DAD.

JILL'LL POP IN
FROM NEXT DOOR.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT,
I'LL BABYSIT YOUR DAD.

EVEN TALKING RUBBISH HE MAKES
MORE SENSE THAN YOUR HYACINTH.

WE'LL SIT YOU
NEXT TO RICHARD.

YOU LIKE RICHARD.

HOW CAN YOU
NOT LIKE RICHARD?

YOU JUST FEEL
SO SORRY FOR HIM.

THE MAN
IN THE IRON MASK.

YES, GOOD IDEA.
- FINE. FINE.

WE'VE ALL HEARD
THE RECOMMENDATIONS

AND IT'S OBVIOUS ON WHICH SIDE
THE WEIGHT OF OPINION LIES.

THAT BEING THE CASE,

I'M GOING TO MAKE
THE FOLLOWING PROPOSITION.

WILL SOMEONE GET THAT?

HELLO, YES.

IT'S FOR YOU, RICHARD.

IT'S YOUR WIFE, AGAIN.

WHAT IS IT
THIS TIME?

RIGHT, I'LL MEET YOU
AT LUNCHTIME.

I'M VERY GLAD THAT ROSE HAS
GOT A WEALTHY GREEK BOYFRIEND

BUT, HYACINTH,
I'M IN A MEETING!

ANOTHER
FAMILY EMERGENCY?

WHAT ARE YOU
HIDING FOR?

I'M NOT HIDING.
- YOU'RE HIDING.

YOU KNOW PERFECTLY WELL
WHY I'M HIDING.

EMMET,
YOU LIVE HERE NOW.

THIS IS
YOUR FRONT GARDEN.

YOU CAN'T NEVER USE IT
BECAUSE HYACINTH MAY APPEAR.

YOU TAKE HER
TOO SERIOUSLY.

THE TRICK
WITH HYACINTH

IS TO JUST LET THINGS
WASH OVER YOU.

I THINK THAT'S HOW
RICHARD SURVIVES.

YOU'RE RIGHT, LIZ.

IT'S RIDICULOUS.

I'M A GROWN MAN.
I'M MARRIED-

WELL, DIVORCED.

WHY SHOULD I
CREEP ABOUT

IN MY OWN SISTER'S
FRONT GARDEN?

YOU'RE QUITE RIGHT.
IT'S RIDICULOUS.

ELIZABETH?!

DID I JUST SEE SOMEONE DISAPPEARING
ROUND THE CORNER OF THE HOUSE?

DID YOU?
I NEVER NOTICED.

I THOUGHT I SAW
A MOVING FIGURE.

I WONDER WHO THAT
COULD HAVE BEEN.

I'M JUST
OFF TO TOWN.

I HAVE SOME
PURCHASES TO MAKE.

WE HAVE AN IMPORTANT
SOCIAL OCCASION TOMORROW.

OH, THAT'S NICE.

WE'RE HAVING A MEAL WITH MY SISTER
ROSE'S WEALTHY GENTLEMAN FRIEND.

HE'S CALLING FOR US
IN HIS LIMOUSINE.

VERY STYLISH.
- HE'S GREEK, YOU KNOW.

IT'S TERRIFYING
HOW WEALTHY THEY ARE.

I EXPECT WE'LL BE
IN FOR A BORING TIME

AS HE TALKS ABOUT HIS OIL
TANKERS AND HIS OFFSHORE FUNDS.

WELL, I MUST BE OFF.

UNFORTUNATELY, I HAVE
TO CATCH THE BUS.

GIVE MY LOVE
TO EMMET.

THESE ARE RATHER LOVELY.

I'LL BE WITH YOU
IN A MOMENT, MADAM.

NO HURRY.

I'LL JUST HAVE A BROWSE
THROUGH YOUR QUALITY ITEMS.

WE DON'T USUALLY BUY
ONSLOW ANYTHING EXPENSIVE.

WELL, HE IS FAMILY,
AFTER ALL.

HE'S BEEN FAMILY
FOR A LONG TIME,

THIS IS THE FIRST OCCASION HE'S
BEEN IN LINE FOR ANYTHING EXPENSIVE.

RICHARD, WE SHALL BE QUITE AN
INTIMATE GROUP AT LUNCHEON TOMORROW.

YOU SURELY DON'T IMAGINE
THAT I COULD PRESENT ONSLOW

WITH SOMETHING CHEAP
AND TAWDRY

IN FRONT OF ROSE'S
WEALTHY GENTLEMAN FRIEND.

OH, I SEE.

I HAVE MY PRIDE.

LUCKY FOR ONSLOW.

I THOUGHT SOMETHING

EXPENSIVE BUT TASTEFUL-

A PAIR OF CUFF-LINKS.

CUFF-LINKS,
FOR ONSLOW?

HE NEVER WEARS A SHIRT.

PRECISELY.

SO WE MUST
ENCOURAGE HIM-

AND A PAIR OF GOLD CUFF-LINKS
MIGHT DO THE TRICK.

GOLD-PLATED,
I HOPE.

CERTAINLY NOT.

NOTHING LESS
THAN 18 KARAT.

HOW WEALTHY IS
ROSE'S GENTLEMAN FRIEND?

HE'S GREEK, DEAR.
MARINOPOLOUS.

YOU MUST HAVE HEARD THE NAME.
HE'S ALWAYS IN THE GOSSIP COLUMNS.

OR THE FINANCIAL PRESS-
OIL TANKERS AND THINGS.

THAT WAS ONASSIS.

HMM?

NO, THERE'S ANOTHER ONE.

MAR-IN-OP-OLOUS?

YES,
I'M SURE IT WAS.

YES, MADAM?
- OH.

I'M LOOKING
FOR SOMETHING

VERY EXPENSIVE
BUT TASTEFUL,

FOR MY BROTHER
IN-LAW'S BIRTHDAY.

I THOUGHT PERHAPS SOMETHING
EXQUISITE IN CUFF-LINKS.

WITH PLEASURE, MADAM.
IF YOU'D CARE TO TAKE A SEAT,

I'LL SHOW YOU
THE BEST I HAVE.

OH, THANK YOU.

ARE YOU SURE THAT ROSE'S
GENTLEMAN FRIEND IS WEALTHY?

THEY'RE NOT
USUALLY WEALTHY.

THEY'RE USUALLY
- THE WORD DESPERATE SPRINGS TO MIND.

THIS ONE HAS
A HUGE CAR.

ROSE WAS MOST CLEAR
ABOUT THAT.

WE'LL BE PICKED UP
BY IT IN THE MORNING.

AND YOU WON'T
HAVE TO DRIVE,

SO YOU CAN ENJOY
A LITTLE DRINK.

WHAT ABOUT ROSE'S GENTLEMAN
FRIEND? WON'T HE WANT A DRINK?

I DON'T EXPECT
HE'LL BE DRIVING.

WHY DO YOU THINK
HE EMPLOYS A CHAUFFEUR?

HERE YOU ARE,
MADAM.

THESE ARE THE BEST
WE HAVE IN 18 KARAT.

OH, YES.

RICHARD?

DON'T YOU THINK-?

WE SHOULD HAVE THEM
ENGRAVED. WHAT A GOOD IDEA.

CERTAINLY, MADAM.

BY TOMORROW MORNING, COULD YOU DO THAT?
- OF COURSE, MADAM.

IT WILL BE MORE EXPENSIVE
AT SUCH SHORT NOTICE.

HE MUST BE YOUR FAVORITE
BROTHER-IN-LAW.

HMM?

AND DON'T BE LATE
THIS EVENING.

TRY NOT TO PHONE ME
IN ANY MORE MEETINGS.

I WANT YOU
TO BE ON TIME

PARTICULARLY
THIS EVENING.

THERE'S A GREAT DEAL TO BE
DONE IF I'M TO HAVE

A FEW PEOPLE IN FOR
PRE-LUNCHEON COCKTAILS TOMORROW.

I THOUGHT WE WERE
GOING TO ONSLOW'S PARTY.

WE ARE.

BUT I SEE NO REASON
WHY I CAN'T HAVE

A FEW PEOPLE IN FOR
PRE-LUNCHEON COCKTAILS.

IT'LL GIVE THE RIGHT IMPRESSION
WHEN MR. MARINOPOLOUS ARRIVES.

LET HIM SEE WE HAVE
A SOLID SOCIAL POSITION.

SO THAT HE KNOWS
FROM WORD ONE

THAT HE'S AMONGST
HIS OWN KIND.

HAVE WE GOT
ANY COCKTAILS?

PEOPLE MAKE THEM, DEAR.

THEY MIX THINGS.

BUT THEY HAVE TO HAVE
THINGS THEY CAN MIX.

BRING A FEW
THINGS HOME.

YOU EXPECT ME
TO THINK OF EVERYTHING?

BUT CAN WE AFFORD COCKTAILS
WHEN WE'VE JUST SPENT

THE BUDGET
ON ONSLOW'S CUFF-LINKS?

RICHARD,

WE'RE ABOUT TO MINGLE
WITH A OIL, DEAR.

I HOPE YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO BE A PINCHPENNY.

THANK YOU, DRIVER.

ARE WE GETTING A TAXI?
- WHAT?

TOMORROW?
- NO.

IF I HAVE TO DRIVE,
I SHAN'T BE ABLE TO DRINK.

WE'RE ALL GOING
IN MR. MARINOPOLOUS'S CAR.

AH.

WHO THE HECK'S
MR. MARINOPOLOUS?

IT'S OUR ROSE'S
NEW GENTLEMAN FRIEND.

HE'S GIVING US
ALL A LIFT, IS HE?

IT'S ALL ARRANGED.

THEY'LL DROP US
OFF AT THE RESTAURANT

AND THEN PICK UP
HYACINTH AND RICHARD.

HOW LONG'S SHE KNOWN
THIS MARINOPOLOUS CHAP?

DOES IT MATTER?
- OF COURSE IT MATTERS.

YOU KNOW YOUR ROSE.

THEY DON'T LAST LONG
WITH YOUR ROSE.

JUST MAKE SURE SHE
DOESN'T FINISH WITH HIM

TILL AFTER WE'VE
ALL HAD A DRINK.

HERE, ELIZABETH, THIS IS
ALL VERY SHORT NOTICE.

IT WILL THEREFORE REQUIRE
ALL MY ORGANIZATIONAL TALENTS.

BUT IT WILL BE MARVELOUS IF
YOU COULD HELP ME, ELIZABETH.

I'D LOVE TO,
HYACINTH,

BUT I PLANNED TO GO-
- HAVE YOU? THAT'S NICE.

NOW I WANT YOU TO LOOK
THROUGH MY COLLECTION

OF HAUTE CUISINE
COOKERY BOOKS-

WITHOUT, OF COURSE,
CREASING THE PAGES.

FIND LITTLE THINGS THAT WE
CAN DO QUICKLY ON STICKS.

YOU KNOW THE SORT
OF THING,

TASTY LITTLE MORSELS
OF THE HIGHEST SOCIAL CALIBER.

WHOOP, HA-HA.
NOW, THERE'S NOT MUCH TIME

AND THERE'S A LOT
FOR US TO DO,

SO YOU'LL HAVE
TO WORK MIRACLES.

MEANWHILE, I'LL HAVE TO SEE WHO I
CAN INVITE HERE AT SUCH SHORT NOTICE.

I BETTER MAKE A LIST.

THERE'S YOU AND EMMET,
OF COURSE.

NO, NO, I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT EMMET.

I THINK HE MIGHT
HAVE SOME REHEARSALS TOMORROW.

HE CAN SPARE
AN HOUR, DEAR.

YOU WOULDN'T WANT HIM
TO MISS THE OPPORTUNITY

OF MEETING A GREEK
SHIPPING MILLIONAIRE.

SO THAT'S YOU AND EMMET,

OH, AND I'LL
INVITE THE VICAR.

I'LL RING
MRS. BARKER-FINCH.

SHE WON'T COME
OF COURSE

BUT SHE'LL BE FURIOUS WHEN SHE
FINDS OUT WHAT SHE'S MISSED.

I WONDER
ABOUT THE MAJOR.

OH, JUST FOR AN HOUR IN BROAD
DAYLIGHT IN A CROWDED ROOM

I SHOULD BE SAFE
WITH THE MAJOR.

HAVE YOU EVER HAD ANY
TROUBLE WITH THE MAJOR?

TROUBLE?
- NO, I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU WOULD HAVE.

I'LL RISK IT.

MAJOR ALWAYS ADDS
A LITTLE TONE.

MAKE MR. MARINOPOLOUS
REALIZE

THAT WE MAY NOT ALL BE MILLIONAIRES,
BUT WE DO HAVE OUR STANDARDS.

YOU HAVEN'T GOT
VERY FAR, DEAR.

ARE THERE ANY OTHER
GREEKS COMING?

HMM? OH NO, DEAR,
THEY BREAK PLATES.

HE MAY HAVE A TANKER
IN EVERY PORT,

BUT I AM NOT SACRIFICING MY ROYAL DOULTON

WITH THE HAND-PAINTED
PERIWINKLES.

THERE AREN'T
THAT MANY LEFT.

CAN YOU GET IT,
DEAR?

THE VICARAGE.

IT'S THE BUCKET WOMAN.
- OH, NO!

DO YOU WANT TO GO
FOR COCKTAILS TOMORROW?

OF COURSE,
WE'D LOVE TO,

BUT THE VICAR WILL BE
HEAVILY ENGAGED TOMORROW.

HE'S VISITING
A VERY OLD

SICK PARISHIONER.

NO I DON'T
THINK WE COULD DO THAT.

I DON'T THINK WE COULD BRING
HER AND LEAVE HER OUTSIDE.

OH, THE VICAR
CAN'T COME.

OH, I AM SURPRISED.

PERHAPS IT'S THE IDEA
OF COCKTAILS.

I HOPE I HAVEN'T OFFENDED
HIS RELIGIOUS SCRUPLES.

OH, IF YOU HAVEN'T
FOUND ANYTHING IN THESE,

I'VE GOT
SOME MORE BOOKS.

THE "BOUQUET" RESIDENCE,
THE LADY OF THE HOUSE SPEAKING.

OH, IT'S YOU,
VIOLET.

HOW ARE YOU,
DEAR?

IT'S MY SISTER VIOLET,

THE ONE WHO MARRIED
THE TURF ACCOUNTANT,

SWIMMING POOL,
ROOM FOR A PONY.

I KNOW THE ONE.
- CALLING FROM THEIR VILLA IN IBIZA.

YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP,
VIOLET, DEAR.

THERE SEEMS TO BE SOME
INTERFERENCE ON THE LINE.

IT SOUNDS LIKE
SOMEONE'S SOBBING, DEAR.

OH, THAT'S BRUCE?

WHY IS BRUCE
SOBBING?

BUT IS IT A LARGE TEAR
IN HIS FLAMENCO FROCK?

CAN'T YOU MEND IT
FOR HIM, DEAR?

UH-UH, LOOK,
VIOLET, I'M SORRY, DEAR,

BUT I HAVEN'T TIME TODAY
FOR ALL THIS.

I HAVE A VERY FULL
SOCIAL CALENDAR.

IT'S ONSLOW'S
BIRTHDAY PARTY TOMORROW

AND COCKTAILS WITH A GREEK
SHIPPING MILLIONAIRE.

OH, I KNOW I'VE
NEVER MENTIONED

ANY GREEK MILLIONAIRE TO YOU,
BUT I'M NOT THE SORT OF PERSON

WHO BRAGS ABOUT HER
SOCIAL OCCASIONS.

YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO COPE
WITH BRUCE, DEAR.

KEEP HIM
OUT OF THE SUN.

I'M SORRY, VIOLET,
I'LL HAVE TO GO.

YES, I KNOW
IT'S A HARSH WORLD, DEAR.

BUT THERE ARE FAR WORSE
THINGS THAN YOUR HUSBAND

DANCING ON RESTAURANT TABLES
WITH HIS HAIR IN A BUN.

THANK HEAVEN
THEY'RE IN IBIZA.

3-5-4-9.

AH, THE BUCKET FILLY,

PRONOUNCED "BOUQUET."

TO A WHAT?

A COCKTAILS
AND CANAPE, EH?

MY GOD YES,
I MUST HAVE A RICKY AT THAT.

I'M AFRAID THE OLD BALL AND CHAIN'S
AWAY AT THE MOMENT, BUT I CAN COME.

DO I SPEAK GREEK?

ONLY WHEN SERIOUSLY UNDER
THE INFLUENCE OF A GIRL,

THEN THEY TELL ME
I'M FLUENT.

A MILLIONAIRE IS HE? OH.

WELL, SOMETHING SHADY
I SHOULDN'T WONDER.

I SHOULD WATCH
YOUR LITTLE SELF THERE.

YES, OF COURSE I'LL COME,
YOU LITTLE MINX.

COUNT ME IN.
RATHER.

WHAT IS IT,
THINGS ON STICKS, I EXPECT?

WELL,
IT'LL BE WORTH IT

IF I CAN SNATCH JUST FIVE
MINUTES MADNESS IN YOUR COMPANY.

SEE YOU ON PARADE.

WHAT DID
THE MAJOR SAY?

I THINK HE'S COMING.

OH, THAT'S GOOD.
- YES, ISN'T IT?

AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER
TO KEEP ON THE MOVE.

AH!

OH!

LEAVE YOUR TIE ALONE,
ONSLOW.

WHAT A WAY
TO SPEND YOUR BIRTHDAY.

HE'S HERE!
MR. MARINOPOLOUS IS HERE!

I DON'T CARE
IF HE IS GREEK,

I'M NOT HAVING
ANY KEBABS.

ESPECIALLY
ON MY BIRTHDAY.

OH, BE NICE
TO HIM, ONSLOW.

I'LL BE NICE TO HIM, AS LONG
AS I'M NOT EATING KEBABS.

I CAN'T COPE WITH
YOUR HYACINTH AND A KEBAB.

THIS IS MY GENTLEMAN FRIEND,
MR. MARINOPOLOUS.

THIS IS MY
BROTHER-IN-LAW, ONSLOW.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
ONSLOW.

YOU THINK SO?
- OH, YES.

WAIT TILL YOU MEET
OUR HYACINTH.

AND THIS IS
MY SISTER, DAISY.

PLEASED TO MEET YOU,
I'M SURE.

VERY NICE.

OH, OH.

OH.

WELL, WE OUGHT
TO BE OFF, THEN.

SHALL WE,
MR. MARINOPOLOUS?

SHE'S RIGHT.
HE'S VERY SMART.

OH, NICE.

YOU'VE KNOWN HIM TWO MINUTES
AND HE'S BITING YOUR HAND.

BY THE WAY, MR. MARINOPOLOUS
WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE.

HIS LIMOUSINE'S HAVING
A GEAR-BOX CHANGE,

SO HE'S HAD TO BRING
HIS OTHER VEHICLE.

IS THERE ROOM FOR ALL OF US?
- OH, ROOM TO SPARE.

COME ON, ONSLOW.
COME ON.

COME ON.
COME ON.

YOU LIKED HIM KISSING
YOUR HAND, DID YOU?

WAIT TILL MIDNIGHT, HE'LL
PROBABLY GO FOR YOUR NECK.

Hyacinth:... TO MY DARLING
MUSICAL SHERIDAN COMING HOME.

HE AND EMMET WILL BE DUETING
FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES.

ANYONE FOR
A PRUNE SURPRISE?

THERE ARE PLENTY MORE.

NO-WHAT?
OH!

DOCTOR'S ORDERS I BELIEVE,
NO, NO, TO YOU.

WOULD YOU LIKE ONE OF THE
SPECIALITIES OF THE HOUSE?

I'M SO-MY SHERIDAN SAYS
THESE ARE WHAT I DO BEST.

AND THEY ALWAYS GO
LIKE HOTCAKES.

ANY CHANCE OF ANOTHER TOPPER
FOR YOUR DEVASTATING CREATURE?

I THINK YOU'VE REACHED
YOUR LIMIT, MAJOR.

WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO SHOW ME
AROUND YOUR MARRIED QUARTERS?

NOW, PULL YOURSELF
TOGETHER, DEAR.

YOU'RE WEARING
THE REGIMENTAL TIE.

WELL, COME ON, BE A
SOLDIER'S GIRL! ENLIST!

OH, GET-!

I'LL GO, DEAR.

I'LL GO!
I'LL GO!

HELLO, HYACINTH.
YOU LOOK NICE.

HE CAN'T HELP IT.

HIS LIMOUSINE'S HAVING
A GEARBOX CHANGE.

JUST GO OUTSIDE
AND TELL HIM

TO DRIVE ROUND THE BLOCK
UNTIL I GET RID OF MY GUESTS.

WHAT ABOUT MY COCKTAIL?

THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR COMING. GOODBYE.

THERE-
GOODBYE.

GOODBYE.

AREN'T THEY'RE LOVELY?

YOU KNOW THERE ARE
SOME BEAUTIFUL ONES

DOWN THE AVENUE,
THAT WAY ON THE LEFT.

BYE, ELIZABETH!

BYE, EMMET.

OF COURSE,
I'VE GOT THE TIME.

GOODBYE, MAJOR.

SO GLAD
YOU COULD COME!

IT MADE ALL THE DIFFERENCE
TO MY LITTLE PARTY.

OH, BY THE WAY, HAVE YOU
NOTICED OUR NEW FLATTINGS?

THE LEAD CAME FROM A DISUSED
MONASTERY JUST OUTSIDE TOULOUSE.

I HOPE YOU ENJOYED
MY PRAWN AND DAMSON DIP.

I'LL LET YOU
HAVE THE RECIPE.

MUCH OF THE CREDIT MUST GO TO
MY FRIEND AND NEIGHBOR ELIZABETH.

BUT OF COURSE, SHE DID
WORK UNDER MY SUPERVISION.

WHERE DOES RICHARD GET
HIS RESERVES OF PURE COURAGE?

WELL, RICHARD HAS
A VERY PATIENT

AND KINDLY NATURE.

ALSO, I THINK HE LIVES IN A
QUIET LITTLE WORLD OF HIS OWN.

HE DESERVES
THE NOBEL PRIZE...

FOR PEACE.

YOU SEE THE ONE
I'M POINTING TO, THERE?

THAT ONE IN THE MIDDLE.
- I THINK IT'S CALLED A FASIA JAPONICA.

YOU SHOULD SEE MINE IN THE
CONSERVATORY. PLUMES THIS BIG.

I'M SURE IT WOULD
INTEREST YOUR GOOD LADY.

WELL, IT'S THE DAMN
GREEN-FLY, YOU KNOW?

I'M SURE THE MAJOR'S
ANXIOUS TO GET HOME.

OH, NO RUSH,
MY DEAR.

THEY'RE A VERY
CLOSE COUPLE.

OF COURSE
THEY'RE CLOSE.

SHE HAS HIM
ON A LEAD.

WELL, AT LEAST
THEIR MARRIAGE SURVIVES.

MY HUSBAND
WORKS ABROAD,

YOU'RE DIVORCED.
WHO ARE WE TO CRITICIZE?

ANYWAY, IT'S NONE
OF OUR BUSINESS.

GOOD GRIEF,
WOMAN,

THIS IS A PIECE OF PURE
SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH.

IF RICHARD CAN PUT UP
WITH HYACINTH,

IT MEANS MAN
IS INDESTRUCTIBLE-

NO LIMITS TO HIS
POWERS OF ENDURANCE.

I AM SORRY
TO HURRY YOU,

BUT I HAVE AN IMPORTANT

LUNCHEON ENGAGEMENT.

WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF LOST CONVERSIONS?

OH, YOU MEAN
AN EXTRA BEDROOM, HUH?

SOMEWHERE WHERE YOU
CAN HIDE AWAY, EH?

HYACINTH,
WHY DOES THAT HEARSE

KEEP GOING ROUND
AND ROUND?

I'LL TELL YOU LATER,

BUT THIS MUCH
I'LL TELL YOU NOW.

THERE'S A PAIR
OF CUFF-LINKS

THAT'S GOING BACK
TO THE JEWELER'S

FIRST THING
IN THE MORNING.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
ONSLOW.