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- It was irresponsible.
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- Irresponsible?
- Absolutely.
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They spent what?
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A trillion dollars plus
countless man hours,
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not to mention
political capital,
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trying to get one dude back
from Mars.
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- Political capital?
It united the world.
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- Yeah, for a hot second,
but what if they failed?
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Everyone would have been
like, um, excuse me,
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you know there are
people dying here, right?
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- People are always
dying on Earth.
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You can't change that.
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But if you get the opportunity
to bring back Matt Damon...
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- No, screw Matt Damon.
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- That's just harsh.
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- Dude, it costs an average
of $1,200 to save a life.
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- 12... what?
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- When you give money to
charity...
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The ones that are actually
gonna save lives
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are the ones that clean
water and give out
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medicine and stuff, right?
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- Matt Damon's charity
literally cleans water.
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- So when you factor in
administrative costs,
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and how many people would
actually die without help,
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that works out to
1,200 bucks per life.
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- Okay, so what you're saying
is, you take a trillion
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and divided by 1,200
and you can save
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833 million people's lives
on Earth?
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- You just do that math
right now?
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- I'm wicked smart.
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- I know, it's just,
you look like so dumb.
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- Okay.
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Checkmate.
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- Dang.
- Boom.
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- Okay.
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- You really don't think
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they're sending anybody
to save us?
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- I mean...
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I'm sure they're doing
what they can.
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Within reason.
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Benson would probably
take your side.
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- Yeah, well, Benson went crazy.
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- Play again?
- You wanna lose again?
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- I just don't think
we should wait around
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to be saved, you know?
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We gotta save ourselves.
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- Or accept the inevitability
of our fates.
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- One of the two.
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- Two of the three.
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- Three of the four.
- Comme ci, comme ça.
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- Come on! Come on!
Come on! Come on!
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You might as well give up now.
I'm clearly dominating you.
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- I'll dominate your face!
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- Yes.
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- Wait, two?
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Don't you only have,
like, ten left?
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- Yeah, I know, but...
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my blueberry and marijuana
hybrid won't flower,
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so blowing off some steam.
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- Well, go nuts, kid.
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But don't pop and drive.
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Pew.
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Morning.
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Your mama called!
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She said she doesn't miss you
and you're gonna lose.
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Your mama called.
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And she said she's your sister,
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you smell like poop,
and you're gonna lose.
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- My mom is my sister?
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- Come on, we gon' watch
a movie.
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Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on.
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Okay.
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- "Die Hard."
- "Casablanca."
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- "Die Hard."
- "Casablanca." Come on.
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"Casablanca" is
the best love story ever.
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- Blargh.
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I want Hans Gruber.
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- Why would you do that?
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Hans Gruber.
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- Okay.
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"Sense and Sensibility."
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It's Hans Gruber
in a love story.
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Come on.
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- Okay.
- Boom. Look at that.
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Get comfortable.
This is kinda great.
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Hey, girl.
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- Error. Comms fail.
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Please contact your nearest
NASA representative.
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- Hello.
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Earth?
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It's your girl DJ J-J-Jane.
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Coming to you live
from outer space.
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And we've got a sick lineup
for you all,
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so buckle up and enjoy the ride.
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- Navigation failed.
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- You ready?
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- Dur.
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Well, have you tried the
raspberries or the blackberry?
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- Yes, I've tried everything.
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But the blueberry is the one
that's most genetically in line
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with the marijuana plant,
so it should work.
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- Well, I believe in you.
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You'll figure it out.
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- Thanks, Mom.
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- All right.
What's the verdict?
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You're gonna see.
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No.
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No, not the cowboy hat.
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- Can you at least play Dolly?
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Not gonna happen.
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- When you played Bieber,
I didn't say anything.
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It's my turn,
and I wanna two-step.
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We can two-step, that is fine,
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but could we do it to something
less soul suckingly awful?
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- No.
- Please?
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Come on, I'm sure
you have something in there
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that's actually good.
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- Okay.
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- Ooh.
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Yeah.
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Now you go forward.
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Bring it back.
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Then it's one, two,
three, jump rope.
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- That's cute.
- Then you turn.
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- You did this lots, right?
- Yeah.
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One, two, three, then you jump.
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Hey.
- Okay, okay.
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Turn.
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- Okay.
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Hey.
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- Ha, ha, ha, turn.
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Hey! ho-ho-ho!
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Clap. Bang!
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Give me that snake.
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Pause. Get it. Get it.
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Whoo!
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- There it is. There it is.
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Go back, go back.
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We're turning.
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- So...
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I need to call
you out on something.
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- Okay.
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- I was walking through
the greenhouse this morning,
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and I stepped
in some milky goop.
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My bad.
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- Dude.
- What?
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I thought I cleaned it all up.
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- That's where our food grows.
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That's where the girls sleep.
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My God, were they...
Watching you?
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- They're chickens.
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- Ew.
- All right.
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That's enough slut shaming.
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- I am not shaming you.
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Masturbation is, like,
super healthy.
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But I keep it in my room
because I'm not a dirty ho.
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- Dirty ho?
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Maybe we should do it.
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- Do what?
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- It.
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- What?
- What?
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- What? I'm serious.
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Man. He's lost it.
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- Look, in case
you haven't noticed,
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we're doomed to spend the
rest of our miserable lives
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floating around on this ship.
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So it would be crazy
for us not to bang, right?
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- Well, when you put it
like that.
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So you're in?
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- No.
- Why not?
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Look, first of all,
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I don't need a reason
not to sleep with you.
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I need a reason
to have sex with you.
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Floating through space.
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Boredom.
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The fact that,
other than Benson,
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I'm your only viable option.
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- See, I can think
of three excellent reasons
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right off the top of my head
why we shouldn't,
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as you put it so romantically,
bang.
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Okay.
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Well, moment of clarification.
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I'm not talking
about romance, okay?
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This is completely
void of emotion.
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All right?
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This is all about us
using sex as a stress reliever.
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No, I get it.
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- Okay,
so what are your three great...
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Sorry. No, actually...
- Are you okay?
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- It's nothing. Yeah.
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What were you saying?
- What happened?
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- It's really... it's just
a little scratch.
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That's not a scratch.
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- It was just
the freaking tool cart.
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- Look, you need
some antibiotics.
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- No, we only have
one course left.
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I am not using it
on this little cut.
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- Well, what if
the infection spreads?
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- People don't die
from little cuts.
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- Yeah, because
they use antibiotics.
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- It's fine.
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- So you were saying?
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- What?
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- You were saying why we
shouldn't do sex on each other.
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- Well, number one,
I'm not attracted to you.
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That's an argument for,
not against.
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- How?
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- Because if we were
attracted to each other,
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then "banging" could possibly
turn into something
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and it would get messy.
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- Super messy.
- Right.
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So the fact that you're
not attracted to me
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is a benefit because
we don't have to worry
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about getting messy.
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Quick pinch.
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So wait.
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You are not attracted
to me, either?
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- Absolutely not.
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- Okay.
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- Do you want me to be?
- No.
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Obviously, not.
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I'm just surprised
this is the first time
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us "banging"
has occurred to you.
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- I didn't say that.
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You've never thought about it?
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- I mean, you have the only
penis for a million miles.
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- See?
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There you go.
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So let's keep this
dry and clean.
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And if it starts to hurt,
you let me know ASAP.
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Okay?
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- Yep.
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So was this a debate, or are
you making a formal proposal?
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It's a debate.
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- Unless I'm convincing you,
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then we definitely should do it.
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- My point still stands.
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- How so?
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- Well, we're not attracted now,
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but if we started having sex,
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even if we just said
it was "banging,"
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our hormones
would eventually take over
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and we would emotionally attach.
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- And when you say attach,
you mean fall in love?
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- Sure.
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That's the whole reason why
arranged marriages work.
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Maybe you think
the other person's gross
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when you meet them, but your
brain knows you're stuck.
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Biology takes over.
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- You're such a romantic.
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- Dude, it's science.
You are a scientist.
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- Yeah, and as a scientist,
I can point out
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all sorts
of evolutionary benefits
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to emotional connection.
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But that doesn't mean I think
love is a chemical reaction.
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No, not at all.
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People are meant to be together.
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And it has nothing to do with
scent or a primal instinct
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or unavoidable circumstances,
it's just...
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I don't know, they just, like,
belong together, you know?
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- Sorry.
- Is this... is this on?
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00:15:57,458 --> 00:15:58,626
Okay.
264
00:15:58,668 --> 00:16:00,128
Lame.
265
00:16:00,169 --> 00:16:01,254
Can I get a lame?
266
00:16:01,295 --> 00:16:04,716
Yes, because we are
all just robots.
267
00:16:04,757 --> 00:16:06,443
- Yeah, and by your logic,
it doesn't matter
268
00:16:06,467 --> 00:16:10,304
if we have sex or not,
because we're emotionally
269
00:16:10,346 --> 00:16:13,766
attached anyhow, because our
monkey brains will tell us
270
00:16:13,808 --> 00:16:15,476
that's our best chance
at survival.
271
00:16:15,518 --> 00:16:19,063
- Or one of us kills
the other to gain full control
272
00:16:19,105 --> 00:16:21,441
over our limited resources.
273
00:16:24,736 --> 00:16:26,362
- What's number two?
274
00:16:26,404 --> 00:16:28,656
- Reason number two.
275
00:16:28,698 --> 00:16:30,074
We're both married.
276
00:16:34,954 --> 00:16:37,039
- Like I was saying, I don't
see what the problem is.
277
00:16:37,081 --> 00:16:39,250
- You don't think the fact
that we're both married
278
00:16:39,292 --> 00:16:41,294
should have an impact
on whether we sleep together?
279
00:16:41,335 --> 00:16:42,837
- I mean, granted,
I haven't read
280
00:16:42,879 --> 00:16:44,297
my marriage license in a while,
281
00:16:44,338 --> 00:16:46,966
but I'm sure
being adrift in space
282
00:16:47,008 --> 00:16:49,510
with no hope of rescue
gives you a hall pass.
283
00:16:49,552 --> 00:16:53,389
- Okay, first of all, there's
not no possibility of rescue.
284
00:16:53,431 --> 00:16:57,018
- We literally talked
about this yesterday.
285
00:16:57,060 --> 00:16:59,687
- That was two weeks ago.
286
00:16:59,729 --> 00:17:01,773
- Really?
- Yeah.
287
00:17:01,814 --> 00:17:03,816
- Man, time out here is whacked.
288
00:17:03,858 --> 00:17:06,360
- Look, maybe we don't
get saved,
289
00:17:06,402 --> 00:17:08,988
but I, for one,
still think we can fix this.
290
00:17:09,030 --> 00:17:11,282
How's that working out for you?
291
00:17:11,324 --> 00:17:12,825
- You know,
I'm so glad you asked,
292
00:17:12,867 --> 00:17:15,411
because it would be better
if someone helped.
293
00:17:15,453 --> 00:17:17,580
- There are hundreds
of wires over there.
294
00:17:17,622 --> 00:17:20,583
That means there's billions
of possible combinations.
295
00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:23,503
It's a waste of time.
296
00:17:23,544 --> 00:17:26,214
- What else
am I supposed to be doing?
297
00:17:28,674 --> 00:17:30,718
Okay. You have a hall pass.
298
00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:32,261
I don't want one.
299
00:17:32,303 --> 00:17:35,223
- What, because your brain
chemically reacts with Todd's?
300
00:17:35,264 --> 00:17:37,934
Tom and I have been
together since college
301
00:17:37,975 --> 00:17:39,894
and we are very committed
to each other.
302
00:17:39,936 --> 00:17:43,940
- And how much of that time did
you spend deployed or in space?
303
00:17:43,981 --> 00:17:46,984
- What has that got to do
with anything?
304
00:17:47,026 --> 00:17:48,569
I had a job to do.
305
00:17:48,611 --> 00:17:50,780
- Okay. All right. Sorry.
306
00:17:53,199 --> 00:17:56,828
- And are you seriously going
to claim to love Atlanta...
307
00:17:56,869 --> 00:17:58,079
- Savannah.
308
00:17:58,121 --> 00:17:59,705
- More than I love Tom,
while you are
309
00:17:59,747 --> 00:18:01,374
begging me to cheat with you?
310
00:18:01,416 --> 00:18:03,501
- I'm not begging you
to do anything.
311
00:18:03,543 --> 00:18:05,878
This is a debate between
friends to pass time.
312
00:18:12,927 --> 00:18:14,095
Okay, flip them.
313
00:18:14,137 --> 00:18:16,764
- Both?
- Yep.
314
00:18:16,806 --> 00:18:19,892
All right.
315
00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:25,815
Testing navigation.
316
00:18:25,857 --> 00:18:28,401
- Error. Navigation failed.
317
00:18:28,443 --> 00:18:29,443
- Test fail.
318
00:18:33,322 --> 00:18:35,783
Testing comms.
319
00:18:35,825 --> 00:18:37,285
- Error.
320
00:18:37,326 --> 00:18:40,246
Please contact your nearest
NASA representative.
321
00:18:40,288 --> 00:18:41,914
- Test fail.
322
00:18:46,127 --> 00:18:49,464
Why didn't they just label
these goddamn wires?
323
00:18:51,883 --> 00:18:54,052
- How's your cut doing?
- It's fine.
324
00:18:56,929 --> 00:18:58,489
- You know what
you wanna watch tonight?
325
00:18:59,724 --> 00:19:02,268
- I don't know.
Something upbeat?
326
00:19:02,310 --> 00:19:04,353
"Princess Bride"?
327
00:19:04,395 --> 00:19:05,813
What?
328
00:19:05,855 --> 00:19:06,999
- I've watched it, like,
a thousand times.
329
00:19:07,023 --> 00:19:09,150
- Well, let's watch it 1,001.
It works.
330
00:19:09,192 --> 00:19:11,736
- Plus you always spend
the whole next day all...
331
00:19:11,778 --> 00:19:14,447
- Hello.
My name is Inigo Montoya.
332
00:19:14,489 --> 00:19:18,743
You killed my father.
Prepare to die.
333
00:19:20,328 --> 00:19:22,538
I'm really not seeing
the problem here.
334
00:19:22,580 --> 00:19:26,584
- Can we please just try
something different?
335
00:19:26,626 --> 00:19:29,754
I have, like, ten movies
we haven't watched at all yet.
336
00:19:29,796 --> 00:19:31,005
- Okay, all right. Okay.
337
00:19:31,047 --> 00:19:33,925
- Great. Thank you.
338
00:19:36,469 --> 00:19:39,430
Ooh, "Alien"?
339
00:19:39,472 --> 00:19:40,890
- Never seen it.
340
00:19:42,767 --> 00:19:44,018
- You have never seen "Alien"?
341
00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:45,561
- I've never seen it, no.
342
00:19:45,603 --> 00:19:52,110
- Bro, you are in
for a serious treat.
343
00:19:52,151 --> 00:19:53,736
My God.
344
00:19:53,778 --> 00:19:55,530
- Sweet. Okay.
345
00:20:01,911 --> 00:20:03,246
Sigourney Weaver.
346
00:20:03,287 --> 00:20:04,539
I know.
347
00:20:13,506 --> 00:20:16,008
Why the hell
did we watch that movie?
348
00:20:21,472 --> 00:20:23,349
Can you walk me to the bathroom?
349
00:20:24,726 --> 00:20:26,436
- Yeah. Okay, sure.
350
00:20:38,364 --> 00:20:39,741
- Hey.
351
00:20:39,782 --> 00:20:41,534
- Ha?
352
00:20:41,576 --> 00:20:43,494
- What are you doing?
353
00:20:43,536 --> 00:20:46,622
- Sleeping.
- You didn't hear me call you?
354
00:20:46,664 --> 00:20:49,000
I'm scared.
355
00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:51,919
And I don't think
the girls can protect me,
356
00:20:51,961 --> 00:20:55,048
so I think I'ma just
sleep in here?
357
00:20:55,089 --> 00:20:57,508
- Whatever. Just stop talking.
358
00:20:57,550 --> 00:20:59,010
- Okay.
359
00:21:04,766 --> 00:21:06,642
Use this.
360
00:21:06,684 --> 00:21:11,272
Make a wall, your side.
361
00:21:11,314 --> 00:21:13,066
Not doing anything.
362
00:21:23,910 --> 00:21:25,495
- Good morning, Jane.
363
00:21:25,536 --> 00:21:28,539
It's day 1,022.
364
00:21:44,972 --> 00:21:47,100
- Hi.
365
00:21:47,141 --> 00:21:49,727
- Hi.
366
00:21:49,769 --> 00:21:52,188
- So those squishy
round thingamabobs
367
00:21:52,230 --> 00:21:54,148
that were pressed
against my chest, I guess...
368
00:21:54,190 --> 00:21:56,150
- Yeah, yep, my boobs.
369
00:21:58,194 --> 00:22:01,906
- Um, when you came in,
I may have forgotten
370
00:22:01,948 --> 00:22:05,660
my general lack of clothing.
371
00:22:05,701 --> 00:22:06,701
- Yeah.
372
00:22:11,082 --> 00:22:14,877
- Are you feeling better after...
373
00:22:14,919 --> 00:22:17,505
Stop it.
374
00:22:17,547 --> 00:22:19,799
I'm fine.
375
00:22:19,841 --> 00:22:21,134
- Well...
376
00:22:26,305 --> 00:22:28,891
Get out of here.
- Right. Thanks.
377
00:22:30,059 --> 00:22:32,353
Chickies, Gertie.
378
00:22:46,659 --> 00:22:48,703
All right. Now sit.
379
00:22:48,745 --> 00:22:49,745
Sit.
380
00:23:02,050 --> 00:23:04,719
One, two, go get!
381
00:23:06,137 --> 00:23:07,138
Come on.
382
00:23:21,611 --> 00:23:23,821
- So I've been thinking
about the other morning.
383
00:23:23,863 --> 00:23:26,866
- How you squished
your boobs against me.
384
00:23:26,908 --> 00:23:29,035
- Yeah.
- Okay.
385
00:23:29,077 --> 00:23:31,662
- It was pretty great, right?
386
00:23:31,704 --> 00:23:32,663
- Okay.
387
00:23:32,705 --> 00:23:33,766
Come on, let me
look at your leg.
388
00:23:33,790 --> 00:23:34,832
Come on.
389
00:23:37,043 --> 00:23:38,669
Look at that.
- Told you.
390
00:23:38,711 --> 00:23:39,962
- Yeah.
391
00:23:40,004 --> 00:23:42,340
It's 'cause of my mad
hydrogen peroxide skills.
392
00:23:42,382 --> 00:23:45,218
- So, like, from a mental
health perspective,
393
00:23:45,259 --> 00:23:48,388
skin on skin contact
is crazy good for you.
394
00:23:48,429 --> 00:23:51,140
Increased serotonin
and dopamine and oxytocin,
395
00:23:51,182 --> 00:23:53,142
lowered blood pressure.
396
00:23:53,184 --> 00:23:55,311
- Is this your
excessively clinical way
397
00:23:55,353 --> 00:23:58,022
of telling me you wanna
naked cuddle more?
398
00:23:58,064 --> 00:24:00,525
Well, I mean...
399
00:24:00,566 --> 00:24:01,901
What are your thoughts?
400
00:24:01,943 --> 00:24:04,487
- Well, I'm just surprised
that you're so willing
401
00:24:04,529 --> 00:24:06,364
to cede the moral high ground.
402
00:24:06,406 --> 00:24:09,534
- Moral high ground?
It's a mental health issue.
403
00:24:09,575 --> 00:24:13,162
- For you, but it's
a stress relief issue for me.
404
00:24:13,204 --> 00:24:16,541
So if we get
to cuddle naked, then I...
405
00:24:16,582 --> 00:24:20,002
- So, like, cuddling is on the
same sliding scale as banging?
406
00:24:20,044 --> 00:24:21,295
- I'm glad you agree.
407
00:24:21,337 --> 00:24:22,630
- So we shouldn't do either?
408
00:24:22,672 --> 00:24:25,633
- That's not where
I expected that to go.
409
00:24:25,675 --> 00:24:26,675
- Sorry.
410
00:24:28,261 --> 00:24:29,762
- Shall we?
411
00:26:01,145 --> 00:26:04,107
We haven't discussed
reason number three.
412
00:26:04,148 --> 00:26:05,900
- What's three?
413
00:26:05,942 --> 00:26:07,318
- You could knock me up.
414
00:26:12,407 --> 00:26:14,242
- So you don't have
birth control?
415
00:26:14,283 --> 00:26:18,121
- Well, I had an IUD, but it
was giving me weird cramps,
416
00:26:18,162 --> 00:26:21,374
so Benson removed it from me
417
00:26:21,416 --> 00:26:23,167
before the, you know...
418
00:26:23,209 --> 00:26:26,003
- The crazy.
- Yeah.
419
00:26:26,045 --> 00:26:28,923
There's no condoms
or Plan B in Medical?
420
00:26:28,965 --> 00:26:31,342
- Amazingly,
the government didn't send
421
00:26:31,384 --> 00:26:33,553
three married astronauts
into space
422
00:26:33,594 --> 00:26:35,888
with a supply of condoms.
423
00:26:35,930 --> 00:26:37,348
- Bad planning.
424
00:26:37,390 --> 00:26:41,936
- No, it's like the gray wire
situation all over again.
425
00:26:41,978 --> 00:26:42,978
- Totally.
426
00:26:47,150 --> 00:26:49,652
Let's just say, like,
for argument's sake,
427
00:26:49,694 --> 00:26:52,363
you did get knocked up,
428
00:26:52,405 --> 00:26:54,615
would it be that bad?
429
00:26:54,657 --> 00:26:56,451
I said for argument's sake.
430
00:26:58,828 --> 00:27:03,166
- You want to raise a child
adrift in space?
431
00:27:03,207 --> 00:27:05,501
- It's beautiful out here.
432
00:27:05,543 --> 00:27:07,795
All of our life support
and food sources
433
00:27:07,837 --> 00:27:10,882
are self-sustainable.
We have movies.
434
00:27:10,923 --> 00:27:13,634
What kid doesn't like space?
435
00:27:13,676 --> 00:27:15,845
- So you're losing your mind.
436
00:27:18,681 --> 00:27:23,728
- I didn't wanna say it,
but it should be mentioned.
437
00:27:23,770 --> 00:27:25,748
As long as we've been out here
with all the radiation,
438
00:27:25,772 --> 00:27:27,982
you're probably sterile anyway.
439
00:27:31,819 --> 00:27:34,113
What?
440
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:39,660
You're such a jerk.
441
00:27:39,702 --> 00:27:41,829
- I told you
I didn't wanna say it!
442
00:27:41,871 --> 00:27:44,457
I mean, can you believe it?
443
00:27:44,499 --> 00:27:46,459
All the man can
think about is sex.
444
00:27:46,501 --> 00:27:49,170
And before you say anything,
yes, obviously,
445
00:27:49,212 --> 00:27:51,005
I think about it too.
446
00:27:51,047 --> 00:27:53,883
Did I turn four different
electric drills into vibrators?
447
00:27:57,428 --> 00:27:59,347
That was more about innovation.
448
00:28:04,185 --> 00:28:07,188
You've gotta be
rational about it, you know?
449
00:28:07,230 --> 00:28:11,526
He's like my big brother
and my little sister.
450
00:28:11,567 --> 00:28:13,820
Yo, and he's kind
of like my dog.
451
00:28:15,154 --> 00:28:16,632
Am I really supposed to believe
452
00:28:16,656 --> 00:28:18,533
that he's not into this?
453
00:28:18,574 --> 00:28:20,493
Really? Come on.
454
00:28:20,535 --> 00:28:24,247
- And all these quote, unquote,
"reasons" she's throwing out
455
00:28:24,288 --> 00:28:27,041
is complete BS.
456
00:28:27,083 --> 00:28:28,835
And even if we did make it home,
457
00:28:28,876 --> 00:28:31,796
which we're not, by the way...
458
00:28:33,923 --> 00:28:36,801
There's no way Savannah
wouldn't understand that.
459
00:28:40,096 --> 00:28:42,640
Yeah, I think
about it every day.
460
00:28:42,682 --> 00:28:44,183
- Work is good.
461
00:28:44,225 --> 00:28:46,102
Not to brag,
but I am kind of rocking
462
00:28:46,144 --> 00:28:47,520
this whole mayor thing.
463
00:28:47,562 --> 00:28:49,248
I got the funding for the
universal lunch program,
464
00:28:49,272 --> 00:28:51,441
so yay.
465
00:28:54,193 --> 00:28:57,697
I don't like that
I'm living without you,
466
00:28:57,739 --> 00:28:59,073
but I'm proud of you.
467
00:28:59,115 --> 00:29:01,159
I'm proud of you,
and I'm proud of me.
468
00:29:03,286 --> 00:29:05,830
And I may have killed
that fern in the kitchen,
469
00:29:05,872 --> 00:29:08,416
so you should probably get back
470
00:29:08,458 --> 00:29:09,667
because you're the only one
471
00:29:09,709 --> 00:29:12,295
with the green thumb
around here.
472
00:29:12,336 --> 00:29:14,130
Even the plants miss you.
473
00:29:16,758 --> 00:29:19,886
- I'd be devastated
if she waited for me.
474
00:29:21,971 --> 00:29:24,140
She deserves better than that.
475
00:29:29,145 --> 00:29:32,148
- Hi.
Hey, how's it going up there?
476
00:29:32,190 --> 00:29:35,568
Are you going nuts
on that tiny little shuttle?
477
00:29:35,610 --> 00:29:37,111
So many questions.
478
00:29:37,153 --> 00:29:39,655
Tom would love it up here.
479
00:29:39,697 --> 00:29:41,199
Are you kidding me?
480
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:44,077
Sitting around watching
movies every night,
481
00:29:44,118 --> 00:29:46,204
it's like his heaven.
482
00:29:46,245 --> 00:29:50,958
I was always like,
let's go for a hike,
483
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:54,337
let's try a new restaurant
or take a road trip.
484
00:29:54,379 --> 00:29:58,216
- I did screw up
the universal remote again,
485
00:29:58,257 --> 00:30:01,594
and now the sound
of the TV doesn't work.
486
00:30:01,636 --> 00:30:03,137
That's gonna have to wait.
487
00:30:03,179 --> 00:30:04,889
- I think he was hoping
this mission
488
00:30:04,931 --> 00:30:06,974
would be, like,
my ultimate adventure,
489
00:30:07,016 --> 00:30:12,522
and then I would come home
and finally be able to just...
490
00:30:14,315 --> 00:30:15,858
Be.
491
00:30:15,900 --> 00:30:18,986
- All right, I love you,
and I can't wait to see you.
492
00:30:19,028 --> 00:30:21,280
Have a blast.
493
00:30:21,322 --> 00:30:24,075
- End of message.
494
00:30:24,117 --> 00:30:26,869
- Hi.
How's it going up there?
495
00:30:26,911 --> 00:30:29,497
Are you going nuts
on that tiny little shuttle?
496
00:30:34,752 --> 00:30:36,671
- My very last Pop-Tart.
497
00:30:55,314 --> 00:30:59,110
We add that to the list
of things I'll never do again.
498
00:31:07,243 --> 00:31:10,872
If he could see me now...
499
00:31:18,254 --> 00:31:19,254
Shut up.
500
00:31:21,215 --> 00:31:22,800
I need some music.
501
00:31:57,585 --> 00:31:59,170
- No.
502
00:32:12,475 --> 00:32:13,643
Adam!
503
00:32:13,684 --> 00:32:16,437
- You hurt yourself?
- Um...
504
00:32:16,479 --> 00:32:17,605
it's just so weird.
505
00:32:17,647 --> 00:32:22,068
I can't... my music's not working.
506
00:32:22,110 --> 00:32:23,110
- Let me see it.
507
00:32:32,662 --> 00:32:34,330
I tried that.
508
00:32:40,169 --> 00:32:41,462
No.
509
00:32:41,504 --> 00:32:42,797
Don't say that. What?
510
00:32:44,674 --> 00:32:48,928
- It says the root file
for your music is corrupted.
511
00:32:48,970 --> 00:32:50,263
- Okay, well, fix it.
512
00:32:50,304 --> 00:32:53,349
- Well, that was... I mean...
- Fix it.
513
00:32:53,391 --> 00:32:54,391
Okay.
514
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:00,648
I'm so sorry.
515
00:33:00,690 --> 00:33:01,941
- No, no. Come on.
516
00:33:01,983 --> 00:33:03,192
- I don't think I can do this.
517
00:33:03,234 --> 00:33:06,320
I can't do this.
I can't do this.
518
00:33:06,362 --> 00:33:09,407
- I still have my music, right?
You like Sinatra, right?
519
00:33:09,449 --> 00:33:10,700
Garth Brooks?
520
00:33:10,742 --> 00:33:13,619
No, I can't
listen to your music.
521
00:33:13,661 --> 00:33:15,872
- Your music sucks!
- No.
522
00:33:15,913 --> 00:33:17,665
I mean,
you like Kenny Rogers, right?
523
00:33:17,707 --> 00:33:19,333
- What?
- You like Eminem?
524
00:33:19,375 --> 00:33:22,336
Who's your favorite singer?
525
00:33:22,378 --> 00:33:23,880
- Um.
526
00:33:23,921 --> 00:33:25,214
Lionel Richie.
527
00:33:25,256 --> 00:33:26,900
- Lionel Richie.
Good, good, good, good, good.
528
00:33:26,924 --> 00:33:29,135
What's your favorite
Lionel Richie song?
529
00:33:29,177 --> 00:33:32,346
- "All Night Long."
- "All Night Long," okay.
530
00:33:32,388 --> 00:33:33,388
Here we go.
531
00:33:36,684 --> 00:33:38,561
Whoa.
532
00:33:38,603 --> 00:33:39,603
- Doesn't work.
533
00:33:54,202 --> 00:33:55,369
Come on.
534
00:34:10,426 --> 00:34:13,304
- Fiesta forever.
535
00:34:34,242 --> 00:34:35,535
- Yeah!
536
00:34:42,959 --> 00:34:45,086
- My name is Inigo Montoya.
537
00:34:45,128 --> 00:34:47,046
You killed my father.
538
00:34:47,088 --> 00:34:50,425
Prepare to die.
539
00:35:03,771 --> 00:35:05,523
- You wanna hang?
540
00:35:10,486 --> 00:35:11,612
Hey!
541
00:35:13,489 --> 00:35:15,450
- You flinched
and you're cheating.
542
00:35:25,877 --> 00:35:28,546
- This might be
your best work yet.
543
00:35:28,588 --> 00:35:30,089
- Thank you.
544
00:35:30,131 --> 00:35:32,091
- You know what you want?
545
00:35:32,133 --> 00:35:33,342
I don't know.
546
00:35:33,384 --> 00:35:38,139
Just something cool right here.
547
00:35:38,181 --> 00:35:40,683
Who's your favorite, me or Adam?
548
00:35:40,725 --> 00:35:43,519
I know what's the answer.
549
00:35:43,561 --> 00:35:45,063
And I won't tell him.
550
00:35:45,104 --> 00:35:46,522
Okay, I won't tell him.
551
00:35:46,564 --> 00:35:48,066
Are you juggling our eggs?
552
00:35:48,107 --> 00:35:50,902
Feed the input
and output for me, please.
553
00:35:52,361 --> 00:35:54,489
- Input.
554
00:35:54,530 --> 00:35:57,658
000.
555
00:35:57,700 --> 00:36:00,286
- Okay.
- 010.
556
00:36:02,330 --> 00:36:03,998
100.
557
00:36:21,182 --> 00:36:23,059
It's gonna flower soon.
558
00:36:23,101 --> 00:36:24,602
I can feel it.
559
00:36:24,644 --> 00:36:26,104
- I believe you.
560
00:36:26,145 --> 00:36:30,233
- And we can get high off
these amazingly juicy berries.
561
00:36:30,274 --> 00:36:34,070
And when I get back to Earth,
I'll be a billionaire.
562
00:36:36,989 --> 00:36:38,658
- Well, you'll still
have to cook it.
563
00:36:42,370 --> 00:36:44,372
- What?
564
00:36:44,414 --> 00:36:50,378
- THC and weed needs to be
heated in order to activate.
565
00:36:50,420 --> 00:36:52,672
So you're gonna have to,
you know, like,
566
00:36:52,714 --> 00:36:54,966
bake it or smoke it.
567
00:36:55,007 --> 00:36:59,721
Like, you can't just eat one
of these weeds and get stoned.
568
00:36:59,762 --> 00:37:01,723
But you know, maybe I'm wrong.
569
00:37:01,764 --> 00:37:06,686
Maybe you made the first
raw plant ever to get you high.
570
00:37:06,728 --> 00:37:08,604
Hey, it's still gonna be great.
571
00:37:10,565 --> 00:37:11,983
Don't look. Don't look.
Don't look.
572
00:37:12,024 --> 00:37:13,109
- What is it?
573
00:37:14,944 --> 00:37:17,029
- Dude, are you ready for this?
574
00:37:17,071 --> 00:37:18,239
- Yes, what is it?
575
00:37:18,281 --> 00:37:21,200
- No peeking!
- Jeez!
576
00:37:21,242 --> 00:37:23,327
- Okay, it's probably thicker
than the real thing
577
00:37:23,369 --> 00:37:26,205
and not as dry and crumbly,
but what do you think?
578
00:37:31,210 --> 00:37:32,754
- Are you serious?
579
00:37:32,795 --> 00:37:34,297
- Yeah.
580
00:37:36,924 --> 00:37:38,634
Here.
581
00:38:00,531 --> 00:38:04,619
- You know what,
country music is not that bad.
582
00:38:08,831 --> 00:38:09,999
What?
583
00:38:20,843 --> 00:38:22,595
We should get her out of here.
584
00:38:25,181 --> 00:38:27,183
I don't want
the girls to see her.
585
00:38:40,863 --> 00:38:41,989
- Do we have to?
586
00:38:42,031 --> 00:38:43,908
- It would be crazy not to.
587
00:38:43,950 --> 00:38:45,660
- But we didn't eat Benson.
588
00:38:49,163 --> 00:38:51,165
- Benson was a person.
589
00:38:51,207 --> 00:38:53,209
Gertie was here
for food purposes.
590
00:38:53,251 --> 00:38:56,170
- For milk purposes.
591
00:38:56,212 --> 00:38:57,755
How much
do we have left, anyway?
592
00:38:57,797 --> 00:39:01,926
- I think we only have, like,
12 pints left in the freezer.
593
00:39:01,968 --> 00:39:07,348
But now we also have
50-plus meals worth of meat.
594
00:39:09,851 --> 00:39:11,102
Together.
595
00:39:23,448 --> 00:39:24,449
- One.
596
00:39:24,490 --> 00:39:25,283
- Two.
597
00:39:25,324 --> 00:39:26,409
Three.
598
00:39:35,418 --> 00:39:38,212
- That's so good.
- My God.
599
00:39:38,254 --> 00:39:40,048
Mama mia.
600
00:39:40,089 --> 00:39:42,050
Zut alors.
601
00:39:42,091 --> 00:39:43,384
- Come on.
602
00:40:19,170 --> 00:40:21,172
I'm sorry.
- Don't be.
603
00:40:21,214 --> 00:40:22,590
It was a mistake.
604
00:40:24,634 --> 00:40:26,511
- Yeah, but what if
you have a mistake?
605
00:40:26,552 --> 00:40:27,553
- I won't.
606
00:40:48,825 --> 00:40:49,951
Thank you.
607
00:40:49,992 --> 00:40:51,160
- You're welcome.
608
00:41:00,712 --> 00:41:04,298
- You haven't asked
to bang in while.
609
00:41:04,340 --> 00:41:07,301
- Well, technically,
I never asked.
610
00:41:07,343 --> 00:41:08,803
It was more of a debate.
611
00:41:08,845 --> 00:41:11,973
Yeah. Okay.
612
00:41:12,014 --> 00:41:15,268
So for the sake of debate,
613
00:41:15,309 --> 00:41:19,021
what would
your theoretical stance
614
00:41:19,063 --> 00:41:25,069
be on everything but?
615
00:41:25,111 --> 00:41:26,654
- You mean, like, hand stuff?
616
00:41:26,696 --> 00:41:28,781
- Yeah.
617
00:41:28,823 --> 00:41:30,158
- And mouth stuff?
618
00:41:30,199 --> 00:41:32,785
- Everything but.
619
00:41:32,827 --> 00:41:37,457
That you could, you know,
hypothetically think of.
620
00:41:37,498 --> 00:41:40,501
- Well, hypothetically,
621
00:41:40,543 --> 00:41:43,379
I'd wanna make sure
you were sure.
622
00:41:43,421 --> 00:41:47,425
- I mean, I still have
my husband,
623
00:41:47,467 --> 00:41:52,180
but he's still
a billion miles away.
624
00:41:52,221 --> 00:41:54,515
And it's just a matter
of time before something vital
625
00:41:54,557 --> 00:41:57,477
on the ship breaks
that we can't fix.
626
00:41:57,518 --> 00:42:00,104
Plus, you are hot.
627
00:42:01,522 --> 00:42:03,483
- And I've have seen
the outline of your penis
628
00:42:03,524 --> 00:42:04,942
when you wear gym shorts,
629
00:42:04,984 --> 00:42:08,404
and I feel like
it wouldn't disappoint.
630
00:42:08,446 --> 00:42:10,406
- Wow, we're being honest today.
631
00:42:10,448 --> 00:42:13,701
- But it isn't just me, right?
632
00:42:13,743 --> 00:42:18,915
Like, you are
attracted to me too?
633
00:42:20,792 --> 00:42:21,751
- Theoretically?
634
00:42:21,793 --> 00:42:24,921
- No, do you find me attractive?
635
00:42:27,090 --> 00:42:29,258
- Yeah. Very.
636
00:42:31,386 --> 00:42:35,223
- Okay.
- Okay.
637
00:42:35,264 --> 00:42:36,974
- Yeah, okay.
638
00:42:40,770 --> 00:42:43,022
- So did you just go
from pretty sure to sure?
639
00:42:43,064 --> 00:42:45,775
- There is one other thing.
640
00:42:45,817 --> 00:42:47,735
- What's that?
641
00:42:47,777 --> 00:42:50,071
- Okay, so I'm not saying
this romantically,
642
00:42:50,113 --> 00:42:51,989
so please don't get it twisted.
643
00:42:52,031 --> 00:42:53,324
Boy.
644
00:42:53,366 --> 00:42:58,955
- But you are literally
my entire world.
645
00:42:58,996 --> 00:43:00,373
Shut up.
646
00:43:00,415 --> 00:43:04,919
You are my only friend.
647
00:43:04,961 --> 00:43:07,630
You're my only coworker.
648
00:43:07,672 --> 00:43:10,049
You are the only person
who can check
649
00:43:10,091 --> 00:43:13,761
that weird ass mole for me.
650
00:43:13,803 --> 00:43:17,849
So what if you're bad at sex?
651
00:43:21,477 --> 00:43:23,938
- I'm serious.
652
00:43:23,980 --> 00:43:26,190
Like, what if we do it
and you can't find my clit
653
00:43:26,232 --> 00:43:29,444
and you're, like, one of
those sweaty, dripping dudes
654
00:43:29,485 --> 00:43:31,070
who always has to be on top,
655
00:43:31,112 --> 00:43:33,132
and then I have to call it off,
and then things get weird,
656
00:43:33,156 --> 00:43:38,661
and this awesome thing
we have going on gets ruined.
657
00:43:38,703 --> 00:43:43,499
Okay. All right. Stop. Stop.
658
00:43:43,541 --> 00:43:48,379
First of all,
I love the clit, okay?
659
00:43:48,421 --> 00:43:50,339
We're best friends.
660
00:43:50,381 --> 00:43:53,468
Second of all...
661
00:43:53,509 --> 00:43:56,345
we're still just talking
about banging, right?
662
00:43:58,639 --> 00:44:00,558
- Yeah, right.
- Okay.
663
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:05,980
So if one of us wants
to stop, we just stop.
664
00:44:06,022 --> 00:44:07,607
No hard feelings.
665
00:44:07,648 --> 00:44:09,442
No explanations needed.
666
00:44:09,484 --> 00:44:12,153
None asked for.
667
00:44:12,195 --> 00:44:15,114
- Yeah?
- Totally.
668
00:44:15,156 --> 00:44:16,574
- Promise?
669
00:44:17,992 --> 00:44:23,498
- I promise on my
delicious dead goat.
670
00:44:23,539 --> 00:44:25,750
- Our delicious dead goat.
671
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:28,960
Okay.
672
00:44:31,923 --> 00:44:32,923
- Okay.
673
00:44:38,221 --> 00:44:39,680
So what did we just decide?
674
00:44:39,722 --> 00:44:43,518
- I think we just decided
to try everything but.
675
00:44:43,559 --> 00:44:45,103
Wow.
676
00:44:45,144 --> 00:44:47,313
Just... okay.
677
00:44:47,355 --> 00:44:49,399
So, right now?
678
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:50,566
- I guess.
679
00:44:53,653 --> 00:44:54,862
Actually, you know what?
680
00:44:54,904 --> 00:44:56,382
I haven't done any
personal maintenance
681
00:44:56,406 --> 00:44:57,865
in, like, a really long time.
682
00:44:57,907 --> 00:44:59,909
Do you think we could
do it tomorrow night?
683
00:45:01,494 --> 00:45:03,538
- I'll check my calendar.
684
00:45:03,579 --> 00:45:05,248
- Cool.
- Dope.
685
00:45:05,289 --> 00:45:06,916
- Sick.
- Looking forward to it.
686
00:45:06,958 --> 00:45:08,584
- It's a date.
687
00:45:08,626 --> 00:45:11,337
- Be there or be square.
688
00:45:11,379 --> 00:45:12,964
- Coolio.
689
00:45:13,005 --> 00:45:14,048
- Slamming.
690
00:45:19,721 --> 00:45:21,139
- Good morning, Jane.
691
00:45:21,180 --> 00:45:22,890
It's day 1,051.
692
00:45:33,693 --> 00:45:35,528
Whoa.
693
00:45:35,570 --> 00:45:38,364
- Lieutenant.
- Captain.
694
00:45:43,786 --> 00:45:47,707
- Okay, what about this?
695
00:45:49,292 --> 00:45:50,292
- No.
696
00:45:53,546 --> 00:45:55,214
- No?
697
00:45:55,256 --> 00:45:56,257
- Nope.
698
00:45:56,299 --> 00:45:58,134
Are you sleepy? 'Cause I'm not.
699
00:45:58,176 --> 00:45:59,176
No.
700
00:46:03,723 --> 00:46:05,016
Yo, you look good tonight.
701
00:46:05,058 --> 00:46:06,059
No.
702
00:46:15,735 --> 00:46:18,488
- I'm still gonna try.
703
00:46:22,492 --> 00:46:25,119
- Comms fail.
704
00:46:25,161 --> 00:46:26,120
- Yo, Earth.
705
00:46:26,162 --> 00:46:27,705
We miss you, bruh.
706
00:46:32,835 --> 00:46:35,671
- Navigation engaged.
707
00:46:38,758 --> 00:46:40,301
My God.
708
00:46:46,099 --> 00:46:47,225
- Fuck.
709
00:46:49,394 --> 00:46:51,938
We have navigation.
710
00:46:51,979 --> 00:46:54,023
- Yeah.
711
00:46:54,065 --> 00:46:55,650
- But no comms.
712
00:46:58,027 --> 00:47:00,863
- We don't need comms
to get home.
713
00:47:00,905 --> 00:47:02,740
- So you can fly us home?
714
00:47:04,534 --> 00:47:05,868
- Yeah.
715
00:47:09,747 --> 00:47:11,582
- How long would it take?
716
00:47:16,170 --> 00:47:17,588
- Three weeks.
717
00:47:24,554 --> 00:47:26,514
- So I guess...
718
00:48:32,288 --> 00:48:33,664
- Are you okay?
719
00:48:33,706 --> 00:48:35,124
- What's this?
720
00:48:36,793 --> 00:48:39,253
Let me show you.
721
00:48:57,855 --> 00:48:59,440
My God!
722
00:49:22,213 --> 00:49:24,799
- I'm gonna have to get up
and pee in, like, 30 seconds.
723
00:49:24,841 --> 00:49:26,801
- Shh. Shh, shh.
724
00:49:37,729 --> 00:49:41,649
- If this gets infected
and I die before we get home,
725
00:49:41,691 --> 00:49:45,486
I'm gonna haunt you so hard.
726
00:49:45,528 --> 00:49:46,738
- Understandable.
727
00:49:50,199 --> 00:49:52,869
It's gonna be a hard one
to explain to the husband.
728
00:49:57,498 --> 00:50:01,919
- Yeah, well, we'll cross
that bridge when we get to it.
729
00:50:47,048 --> 00:50:48,716
It's weird, right?
730
00:50:48,758 --> 00:50:49,884
- Totally.
731
00:50:52,178 --> 00:50:56,974
Do you think there will be,
like, flying cars and stuff?
732
00:50:57,016 --> 00:50:59,477
- We've only been gone
for three years.
733
00:50:59,519 --> 00:51:02,021
Still.
734
00:51:02,063 --> 00:51:05,942
- I think it'll be
exactly the same.
735
00:51:05,983 --> 00:51:07,902
And completely different.
736
00:51:10,154 --> 00:51:12,573
- What are you
looking forward to most?
737
00:51:14,575 --> 00:51:16,911
Floating down Alcorn River.
738
00:51:16,953 --> 00:51:19,789
Having my music back.
739
00:51:19,831 --> 00:51:22,792
Never eating another egg for
the rest of my goddamn life.
740
00:51:22,834 --> 00:51:24,794
- Preach.
- You?
741
00:51:36,597 --> 00:51:39,183
I'm looking forward
to hugging Savannah.
742
00:51:40,893 --> 00:51:42,729
Can I say that?
743
00:51:42,770 --> 00:51:44,439
- Yeah, of course.
744
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:45,565
She's your wife.
745
00:51:45,606 --> 00:51:46,607
- I know, but we're...
746
00:51:46,649 --> 00:51:49,444
- I can't wait to see Tom.
747
00:51:49,485 --> 00:51:51,779
I mean, he probably waited
a dignified three months
748
00:51:51,821 --> 00:51:54,615
before marrying
a nice, stable farm girl
749
00:51:54,657 --> 00:51:56,284
and filling her full of babies.
750
00:51:56,325 --> 00:51:58,327
You think?
751
00:52:02,999 --> 00:52:04,542
I don't know.
752
00:52:07,336 --> 00:52:11,382
It would just be nice
to get off this dumb rocket.
753
00:52:11,424 --> 00:52:13,092
Get back to life.
754
00:52:19,098 --> 00:52:21,350
- Can we still be
best friends when we get back?
755
00:52:23,227 --> 00:52:24,227
Please?
756
00:52:26,856 --> 00:52:30,943
Like you said, you've been my
entire world for three years.
757
00:52:34,572 --> 00:52:36,866
- Your world's about to get
a lot bigger.
758
00:54:13,629 --> 00:54:15,048
- Hey!
759
00:55:25,243 --> 00:55:26,577
- Goodbye.
760
00:56:15,543 --> 00:56:17,712
- The successful return
of Captain Kwan
761
00:56:17,754 --> 00:56:19,547
and lead science officer
Adam Gherrity
762
00:56:19,589 --> 00:56:22,717
is cause for celebration
the world over.
763
00:56:22,759 --> 00:56:25,636
And perhaps none will be more
elated than their spouses,
764
00:56:25,678 --> 00:56:28,014
Tom Campbell
and Governor Savannah Gherrity,
765
00:56:28,056 --> 00:56:29,265
who are en route as we speak.
766
00:56:29,307 --> 00:56:30,516
Governor?
767
00:56:30,558 --> 00:56:32,560
- At the same time,
we are saddened
768
00:56:32,602 --> 00:56:34,687
to learn of the passing
of lead medical officer
769
00:56:34,729 --> 00:56:37,774
Megan Benson, who passed away
early in the mission
770
00:56:37,815 --> 00:56:39,567
from as-yet-unknown causes.
771
00:56:39,609 --> 00:56:41,611
- What do you think happened?
772
00:56:48,534 --> 00:56:50,995
- No, no, Benson, stop! Benson!
773
00:56:54,123 --> 00:56:56,834
She passed in her sleep.
774
00:56:58,044 --> 00:57:00,213
And as far as we can tell,
775
00:57:00,254 --> 00:57:04,175
it was either cardiac arrest
or an aneurysm.
776
00:57:05,593 --> 00:57:08,054
- I'm sure you all have
endless questions.
777
00:57:08,096 --> 00:57:09,239
Captain Kwan,
Lieutenant Gherrity?
778
00:57:09,263 --> 00:57:11,140
- Adam?
779
00:57:11,182 --> 00:57:15,937
- Savvie.
780
00:57:25,655 --> 00:57:28,199
- Hi.
781
00:57:28,241 --> 00:57:30,618
- One more question.
One question.
782
00:57:30,660 --> 00:57:31,702
- Let's go home.
783
00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:35,540
- What are you gonna do first?
784
00:57:51,681 --> 00:57:53,474
- Hi.
So next up is the MRI.
785
00:57:53,516 --> 00:57:55,727
They're just getting set up.
- Okay.
786
00:57:55,768 --> 00:57:57,311
Thank you.
787
00:57:58,646 --> 00:58:00,273
My God.
788
00:58:00,314 --> 00:58:03,192
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
789
00:58:10,241 --> 00:58:11,451
Yep.
790
00:58:14,036 --> 00:58:15,371
- Hi.
791
00:58:19,041 --> 00:58:20,543
- Tom.
792
00:58:20,585 --> 00:58:22,670
Um.
793
00:58:22,712 --> 00:58:25,006
Hi.
794
00:58:29,260 --> 00:58:31,596
- Wait. Wait one second.
795
00:58:31,637 --> 00:58:35,808
If you have gone and pulled
a "Castaway" on me
796
00:58:35,850 --> 00:58:38,853
and married someone else,
totally cool.
797
00:58:38,895 --> 00:58:40,521
Just tell me now
because I don't think
798
00:58:40,563 --> 00:58:42,023
I could actually do...
- No.
799
00:58:42,065 --> 00:58:43,733
- No?
800
00:58:45,359 --> 00:58:46,486
- Still here.
801
00:58:50,239 --> 00:58:52,867
- Didn't you think I was dead?
802
00:58:56,579 --> 00:58:59,248
- Do we have to do this now?
803
00:58:59,290 --> 00:59:01,334
- Yeah, I mean, why not?
804
00:59:01,375 --> 00:59:03,544
What else is there
to talk about?
805
00:59:03,586 --> 00:59:06,547
I mean, I wanna know.
806
00:59:06,589 --> 00:59:10,593
- After about a year, my sister
set me up with someone.
807
00:59:10,635 --> 00:59:11,886
- Sure.
808
00:59:11,928 --> 00:59:14,597
- And then...
809
00:59:14,639 --> 00:59:18,101
there were three or four
other short things after that.
810
00:59:18,142 --> 00:59:20,520
They... they... they just... they...
811
00:59:22,939 --> 00:59:24,774
Nothing ever took.
812
00:59:28,903 --> 00:59:31,406
They couldn't hold
a candle to you.
813
00:59:41,791 --> 00:59:45,420
- Sorry about the whole
kiss attack thing earlier.
814
00:59:47,422 --> 00:59:49,841
I was just really excited
to see you.
815
00:59:49,882 --> 00:59:52,677
And I had my team
in my head just telling me
816
00:59:52,719 --> 00:59:54,470
what an important moment
this was,
817
00:59:54,512 --> 00:59:58,349
and everything had to go
just right, and...
818
00:59:58,391 --> 01:00:03,855
inside, I was just terrified.
819
01:00:03,896 --> 01:00:06,858
- Of what?
820
01:00:06,899 --> 01:00:09,444
- I don't know.
821
01:00:09,485 --> 01:00:11,237
Three years is a long time.
822
01:00:11,279 --> 01:00:12,655
-Yeah.
823
01:00:14,323 --> 01:00:17,076
- I really didn't think I was
ever gonna see you again.
824
01:00:17,118 --> 01:00:18,494
- Same.
825
01:00:21,706 --> 01:00:25,126
- God knows what you must think
of all this governor stuff.
826
01:00:26,669 --> 01:00:28,814
- No, because I feel like
I need to explain this to you
827
01:00:28,838 --> 01:00:31,966
because listen,
when you disappeared,
828
01:00:32,008 --> 01:00:36,679
there was suddenly
this spotlight on me.
829
01:00:36,721 --> 01:00:39,265
And I couldn't just go out
and have death rebound sex
830
01:00:39,307 --> 01:00:41,851
like a normal person.
831
01:00:43,352 --> 01:00:47,065
I had to just play the part
and meet the expectations,
832
01:00:47,106 --> 01:00:48,775
and I was stuck.
833
01:00:50,693 --> 01:00:55,156
All I had was my work.
834
01:00:55,198 --> 01:00:59,410
So then this opportunity to run
came up, and I just took it.
835
01:00:59,452 --> 01:01:03,081
- Listen, babe,
I'm proud of you.
836
01:01:05,124 --> 01:01:06,709
- You are?
- Yeah.
837
01:01:17,053 --> 01:01:22,016
So here, you have the
marijuana kush or flower.
838
01:01:22,058 --> 01:01:24,352
Here, you have the blueberry,
luscious, wholesome.
839
01:01:24,394 --> 01:01:27,397
- She was, like,
screaming at Adam...
840
01:01:27,438 --> 01:01:29,273
coming toward, um...
841
01:01:47,417 --> 01:01:49,252
- We have one
that goes like this.
842
01:01:51,087 --> 01:01:52,463
Slower.
843
01:01:52,505 --> 01:01:53,965
And it's erratic,
844
01:01:54,006 --> 01:01:55,466
but that's what I like about it.
845
01:01:58,636 --> 01:01:59,762
You wanna try?
846
01:02:02,432 --> 01:02:03,516
- Yeah, I'm fine.
847
01:02:04,976 --> 01:02:06,936
- I'm fine.
848
01:02:06,978 --> 01:02:08,479
I'm okay.
849
01:02:10,106 --> 01:02:12,775
- Just...
- Just happy to be home.
850
01:02:16,112 --> 01:02:17,488
- Where is this guy?
851
01:02:17,530 --> 01:02:19,699
They run out of ink?
852
01:02:19,741 --> 01:02:22,160
It's NASA, don't... don't they
have printers here?
853
01:02:22,201 --> 01:02:23,453
Sign these papers.
854
01:02:23,494 --> 01:02:25,121
Sign this paper.
855
01:02:25,163 --> 01:02:28,416
It doesn't feel real.
856
01:02:28,458 --> 01:02:30,418
- I'm here.
- I know.
857
01:02:30,460 --> 01:02:32,253
- I'm so sorry.
858
01:02:32,295 --> 01:02:34,297
We just need a few more
security guards out there
859
01:02:34,338 --> 01:02:36,257
to help keep the press at bay.
860
01:02:36,299 --> 01:02:39,177
- No worries.
- Not a problem.
861
01:02:39,218 --> 01:02:42,430
I promise it's gonna
start feeling normal soon.
862
01:02:42,472 --> 01:02:43,639
- Yeah.
863
01:02:43,681 --> 01:02:45,850
I'm so glad
we didn't miss you guys.
864
01:02:45,892 --> 01:02:47,435
- Hey, guys.
- Hi.
865
01:02:47,477 --> 01:02:48,936
It's so good to see you, Jane.
866
01:02:48,978 --> 01:02:50,646
- You too, Savannah.
- Hi.
867
01:02:50,688 --> 01:02:52,982
That farewell dinner
feels like a lifetime ago.
868
01:02:53,024 --> 01:02:55,443
My God, yeah, two lifetimes ago.
869
01:02:55,485 --> 01:02:56,444
- I know.
- Hey.
870
01:02:56,486 --> 01:02:57,570
Hey. How's it going?
871
01:02:57,612 --> 01:02:58,964
- Thanks for taking care
of my girl.
872
01:02:58,988 --> 01:03:00,323
- More like she took care of me.
873
01:03:03,159 --> 01:03:05,453
- I'm keeping the girls.
874
01:03:05,495 --> 01:03:06,537
Yeah.
875
01:03:06,579 --> 01:03:07,789
- The girls?
- The hens.
876
01:03:07,830 --> 01:03:09,832
That's what we call the hens.
877
01:03:09,874 --> 01:03:12,168
- Unless you guys want some.
878
01:03:12,210 --> 01:03:13,961
- Um...
- Why not?
879
01:03:14,003 --> 01:03:15,963
We've got the space.
- I don't know.
880
01:03:16,005 --> 01:03:18,091
You know, if I deployed...
- Come on.
881
01:03:18,132 --> 01:03:20,927
You guys are international
space heroes now.
882
01:03:20,968 --> 01:03:22,637
Your deployment days
are behind you.
883
01:03:22,678 --> 01:03:24,239
I mean, you're celebrities.
- Okay, okay.
884
01:03:24,263 --> 01:03:25,741
It's just they make a mess.
- Wait, wait, wait.
885
01:03:25,765 --> 01:03:27,934
How much of a mess
are we talking about here?
886
01:03:27,975 --> 01:03:29,519
- No, they're great.
- They're great.
887
01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:31,187
I'm really glad
you're taking them.
888
01:03:31,229 --> 01:03:35,650
I wanted to take Benson home,
but they said no, so...
889
01:03:37,318 --> 01:03:39,946
- Okay, so your discharge
papers are ready now.
890
01:03:39,987 --> 01:03:41,697
- All right.
- Hey, you know what?
891
01:03:41,739 --> 01:03:42,966
Why don't Tom and I handle this?
892
01:03:42,990 --> 01:03:45,326
You guys just take a minute.
Say goodbye.
893
01:03:45,368 --> 01:03:46,828
Yeah. I got it.
894
01:03:46,869 --> 01:03:48,347
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, yeah, of course.
895
01:03:48,371 --> 01:03:49,914
- Yeah. Yeah.
- All right.
896
01:03:54,752 --> 01:03:56,337
- Ate a Pop-Tart this morning.
897
01:03:56,379 --> 01:03:58,256
Yeah? How was it?
898
01:03:58,297 --> 01:04:01,426
- Well, after your homemade
ones, I'm a little ruined.
899
01:04:01,467 --> 01:04:04,178
Well.
900
01:04:04,220 --> 01:04:05,847
I'll get you the recipe.
901
01:04:05,888 --> 01:04:08,224
All you need is a steady supply
of fresh,
902
01:04:08,266 --> 01:04:10,893
unpasteurized goat's milk.
903
01:04:12,812 --> 01:04:15,314
- So I'll hear from you.
904
01:04:15,356 --> 01:04:17,000
- Yeah, of course.
I mean, we'll see each other.
905
01:04:17,024 --> 01:04:18,210
We've got interviews coming up...
906
01:04:18,234 --> 01:04:19,234
- Not like that.
907
01:04:21,571 --> 01:04:23,364
Will you be a part of my life?
908
01:04:31,247 --> 01:04:32,999
- No.
909
01:04:33,040 --> 01:04:35,418
- Come on.
910
01:04:35,460 --> 01:04:39,005
Just a phone call
every now and then, you know?
911
01:04:39,047 --> 01:04:41,049
Old friends
checking up on each other.
912
01:04:41,090 --> 01:04:44,719
- Adam, we were stuck
in a box for three years,
913
01:04:44,761 --> 01:04:47,555
and it messed with our heads.
914
01:04:47,597 --> 01:04:48,931
And now we're out of that box.
915
01:04:51,434 --> 01:04:52,810
This is real.
916
01:04:52,852 --> 01:04:55,772
Up there, it wasn't real.
917
01:04:57,273 --> 01:04:59,400
- You ready?
918
01:04:59,442 --> 01:05:02,070
Yeah.
919
01:05:03,821 --> 01:05:07,533
So, well, bye.
920
01:05:07,575 --> 01:05:09,660
- See you guys.
- Bye.
921
01:05:09,702 --> 01:05:10,787
See you, Adam.
922
01:05:13,539 --> 01:05:17,210
Discharged.
- Discharged.
923
01:05:17,251 --> 01:05:23,049
- We're on in five, four,
three, two...
924
01:05:23,091 --> 01:05:24,967
- Adam, the world wants to know.
925
01:05:25,009 --> 01:05:27,720
How did you survive in space?
926
01:05:27,762 --> 01:05:29,055
- Well, that's
a loaded question.
927
01:05:29,097 --> 01:05:30,640
- Yeah.
928
01:05:30,681 --> 01:05:33,935
We basically had a living,
breathing ecosystem
929
01:05:33,976 --> 01:05:35,937
on the ship, so we were able
930
01:05:35,978 --> 01:05:37,438
to sustain our own food,
931
01:05:37,480 --> 01:05:39,607
and the ship created oxygen.
932
01:05:39,649 --> 01:05:42,527
And we, um,
933
01:05:42,568 --> 01:05:44,362
we made our way through it.
934
01:05:44,404 --> 01:05:46,906
- He was just circling
the grocery parking lot.
935
01:05:46,948 --> 01:05:48,133
- Is this the
parking lot story again?
936
01:05:48,157 --> 01:05:49,409
- Over and over.
- Come on.
937
01:05:49,450 --> 01:05:51,786
- I wanna, like, close it.
There we go.
938
01:05:55,498 --> 01:05:58,126
- So what have the two of you
been doing to reconnect,
939
01:05:58,167 --> 01:06:00,670
I mean, after three years?
940
01:06:00,712 --> 01:06:02,213
- Well, we've been trying
to make up
941
01:06:02,255 --> 01:06:04,298
for lost time, you know?
942
01:06:14,058 --> 01:06:16,686
And my wife's the governor.
943
01:06:16,728 --> 01:06:19,355
- Yeah, so that's a little...
different.
944
01:06:19,397 --> 01:06:21,083
- Yeah, you know what, Frank?
I don't wanna hear it.
945
01:06:21,107 --> 01:06:23,234
This bill's gonna go through
with or without you.
946
01:06:23,276 --> 01:06:25,587
So you can either choose to be
on the side of the poor kids
947
01:06:25,611 --> 01:06:27,947
who wanna learn their colors
and their goddamn ABCs
948
01:06:27,989 --> 01:06:30,450
or you can cast a losing vote
against equal access
949
01:06:30,491 --> 01:06:33,327
to education and deal
with the voters in November.
950
01:06:35,580 --> 01:06:37,165
Good choice, Frank.
951
01:06:37,206 --> 01:06:38,708
Hi.
- You know, this isn't fair.
952
01:06:38,750 --> 01:06:40,501
- What?
- I orbit Jupiter,
953
01:06:40,543 --> 01:06:43,171
I come home, and I'm still
a schlub in this relationship.
954
01:06:43,212 --> 01:06:45,298
- Yeah, well, you're my schlub.
955
01:06:45,339 --> 01:06:47,925
Governor.
956
01:07:01,439 --> 01:07:05,109
- You know, this one
is my favorite.
957
01:07:07,528 --> 01:07:08,863
Really?
958
01:07:08,905 --> 01:07:11,199
- I thought you hated tattoos.
959
01:07:11,240 --> 01:07:13,701
- Well, yeah,
normally I do, but...
960
01:07:13,743 --> 01:07:16,954
all of these, they're like...
961
01:07:16,996 --> 01:07:20,792
You know, like a map of your
grand adventure up there.
962
01:07:20,833 --> 01:07:23,044
- I like that.
963
01:07:23,086 --> 01:07:24,921
- I can just, boop, boop.
964
01:07:26,464 --> 01:07:27,464
- Hello.
965
01:07:30,885 --> 01:07:32,428
What was your favorite part?
966
01:07:34,806 --> 01:07:37,558
- Um...
967
01:07:37,600 --> 01:07:41,771
I guess the dancing.
968
01:07:41,813 --> 01:07:45,400
Adam made a surprisingly
good dance partner.
969
01:07:48,611 --> 01:07:50,613
That's good.
970
01:07:50,655 --> 01:07:54,242
I'm guessing the worst part
was losing Benson, right?
971
01:07:54,283 --> 01:07:55,743
You know, I actually
never asked.
972
01:07:55,785 --> 01:07:59,163
Who found her? Was it you?
973
01:07:59,205 --> 01:08:00,581
- No.
974
01:08:00,623 --> 01:08:02,500
Adam found her.
- Good.
975
01:08:11,634 --> 01:08:14,137
- What do you think
about going on a trip?
976
01:08:15,888 --> 01:08:18,015
- A trip?
977
01:08:18,057 --> 01:08:21,769
- Yeah, Iceland,
to see the northern lights.
978
01:08:21,811 --> 01:08:23,438
Iceland?
979
01:08:26,941 --> 01:08:28,651
- Yeah, sure.
980
01:08:28,693 --> 01:08:31,279
But, I mean, I... I...
981
01:08:31,320 --> 01:08:32,989
It feels like you just gone back
982
01:08:33,030 --> 01:08:35,658
and you're ready
to leave again so soon?
983
01:08:35,700 --> 01:08:37,952
No, I just,
984
01:08:37,994 --> 01:08:41,998
um, thought it would be
a nice way to reconnect.
985
01:08:43,666 --> 01:08:46,461
No...
986
01:08:46,502 --> 01:08:48,004
I'm sorry.
987
01:08:50,506 --> 01:08:52,425
Look, of course
you wanna go on a trip.
988
01:08:52,467 --> 01:08:57,096
I keep forgetting
that you were trapped
989
01:08:57,138 --> 01:08:59,474
in a box
for the last three years.
990
01:08:59,515 --> 01:09:01,184
Yeah.
991
01:09:01,225 --> 01:09:05,104
We can go on a trip, anywhere
you want, just you and me.
992
01:09:22,413 --> 01:09:24,874
- And how are you getting on
now that you're home?
993
01:09:24,916 --> 01:09:27,043
- Um, very well. Thank you.
994
01:09:27,085 --> 01:09:30,463
- I'd imagine the boredom
would be the worst bit.
995
01:09:30,505 --> 01:09:33,007
- You know, we never really
experienced boredom.
996
01:09:33,049 --> 01:09:34,842
There was always things to do.
997
01:09:34,884 --> 01:09:36,344
- For instance?
998
01:09:36,386 --> 01:09:40,181
Well,
we would bet on chicken races,
999
01:09:40,223 --> 01:09:42,725
tried to write
the next great pop song.
1000
01:09:42,767 --> 01:09:44,560
We would invent handshakes.
1001
01:09:44,602 --> 01:09:48,189
And I spent quite a bit of time
trying to crossbreed
1002
01:09:48,231 --> 01:09:51,192
a marijuana blueberry plant.
1003
01:09:51,234 --> 01:09:53,820
Actually, still working
on that one.
1004
01:09:53,861 --> 01:09:56,030
Marijuana's still legal, right?
1005
01:09:56,072 --> 01:09:57,365
- As long as I'm governor.
1006
01:10:50,418 --> 01:10:52,295
Excuse me, ma'am.
Can you help me?
1007
01:10:52,336 --> 01:10:56,466
I think I may have
dropped something.
1008
01:10:56,507 --> 01:11:00,428
Um, sure.
1009
01:11:00,470 --> 01:11:01,554
- Ew!
1010
01:11:04,557 --> 01:11:07,185
So one of them
pooped on my shoe.
1011
01:11:07,226 --> 01:11:08,561
- Are you sure it was them?
1012
01:11:08,603 --> 01:11:09,604
- Was it you?
1013
01:11:09,645 --> 01:11:10,980
- Come on.
Poop is a sign of love.
1014
01:11:11,022 --> 01:11:12,482
Stop it.
1015
01:11:12,523 --> 01:11:14,723
- I think we need to talk about
moving the coop outside.
1016
01:11:15,610 --> 01:11:17,070
- Baby, they're indoor chickens.
1017
01:11:17,111 --> 01:11:18,780
That's all they know.
- They're chickens.
1018
01:11:18,821 --> 01:11:21,157
I feel like they'll adjust.
1019
01:11:59,362 --> 01:12:01,739
- I'm sorry this is
taking so long.
1020
01:12:01,781 --> 01:12:04,158
Just ten more minutes, okay?
1021
01:12:04,200 --> 01:12:05,326
- That's fine.
1022
01:12:07,537 --> 01:12:10,206
Do you maybe wanna take
this dance class with me?
1023
01:12:17,797 --> 01:12:19,048
You know I have two left feet.
1024
01:12:19,090 --> 01:12:21,175
Come on. I'd kill myself.
1025
01:12:23,678 --> 01:12:24,678
- All right.
1026
01:12:30,476 --> 01:12:34,105
Who's Amber?
- She's nobody.
1027
01:12:34,147 --> 01:12:36,649
- What's she wanna talk about?
1028
01:12:36,691 --> 01:12:37,691
- I don't know.
1029
01:12:48,619 --> 01:12:49,954
Okay.
1030
01:12:49,996 --> 01:12:52,039
We, um,
1031
01:12:52,081 --> 01:12:53,541
we went on a few dates.
1032
01:12:53,583 --> 01:12:55,585
- Okay. Recently?
1033
01:12:58,254 --> 01:12:59,464
How many dates?
1034
01:13:01,049 --> 01:13:02,091
- Five or six.
1035
01:13:02,133 --> 01:13:04,594
- Tom, you need to call her.
1036
01:13:06,179 --> 01:13:07,722
- Why?
1037
01:13:07,764 --> 01:13:10,475
- I mean, you had a
relationship with this person.
1038
01:13:10,516 --> 01:13:12,226
She deserves to know
where you are.
1039
01:13:12,268 --> 01:13:14,520
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Babe, no. No.
1040
01:13:14,562 --> 01:13:16,564
I definitely did not have
a relationship with...
1041
01:13:16,606 --> 01:13:18,983
- Maybe we should talk
to her together.
1042
01:13:19,025 --> 01:13:20,169
- What are you talking about?
1043
01:13:20,193 --> 01:13:21,611
- Yeah, like,
maybe that would help.
1044
01:13:21,652 --> 01:13:23,237
- Help what?
1045
01:13:23,279 --> 01:13:24,882
- I mean, it's not her fault
that your wife
1046
01:13:24,906 --> 01:13:27,700
miraculously returned
after three years.
1047
01:13:27,742 --> 01:13:30,369
I mean, what is
she supposed to do?
1048
01:13:30,411 --> 01:13:32,914
Act like nothing happened,
like you didn't have
1049
01:13:32,955 --> 01:13:35,166
a meaningful connection,
1050
01:13:35,208 --> 01:13:38,086
like it wasn't going somewhere?
1051
01:13:38,127 --> 01:13:39,295
Like...
- Jane, Jane.
1052
01:13:40,922 --> 01:13:43,174
- What?
1053
01:13:43,216 --> 01:13:44,759
- What's happening?
1054
01:13:47,970 --> 01:13:49,347
- Um...
1055
01:14:02,402 --> 01:14:04,153
I slept with Adam.
1056
01:14:25,466 --> 01:14:28,094
- Okay, so we got 15 minutes
for this meet and greet,
1057
01:14:28,136 --> 01:14:30,221
and then, we head
into the event.
1058
01:14:30,263 --> 01:14:31,806
Okay?
1059
01:14:31,848 --> 01:14:32,848
- Okay.
1060
01:14:35,184 --> 01:14:37,979
- Everything okay?
1061
01:14:38,020 --> 01:14:39,480
- Yeah.
1062
01:14:39,522 --> 01:14:41,607
Just been going nonstop
since I got back.
1063
01:14:41,649 --> 01:14:43,651
- I know.
1064
01:14:43,693 --> 01:14:45,862
- I don't know, maybe we could
pull back a little bit,
1065
01:14:45,903 --> 01:14:47,280
find some time to talk.
1066
01:14:47,321 --> 01:14:49,282
- We could talk right now.
1067
01:14:51,033 --> 01:14:52,493
Baby, I'm the governor.
1068
01:14:52,535 --> 01:14:54,454
I have responsibilities.
I can't just stop.
1069
01:14:54,495 --> 01:14:57,290
Yeah, your job is meet
and greets and fundraisers.
1070
01:14:57,331 --> 01:15:00,001
- Yeah, that's the job.
1071
01:15:00,043 --> 01:15:01,169
What?
1072
01:15:01,210 --> 01:15:02,271
What is it
that you wanna talk about
1073
01:15:02,295 --> 01:15:03,713
that we can't talk about
right now?
1074
01:15:03,755 --> 01:15:06,174
- I don't know, maybe the time
Benson tried to kill me
1075
01:15:06,215 --> 01:15:09,719
and Jane had to axe her
in the back to save my life.
1076
01:15:13,598 --> 01:15:15,117
- God is that what you
wanna talk about?
1077
01:15:15,141 --> 01:15:16,559
- No.
1078
01:15:23,107 --> 01:15:29,197
- See, I think I know what
you wanna talk about, but...
1079
01:15:29,238 --> 01:15:32,867
I really don't
wanna talk about it.
1080
01:15:32,909 --> 01:15:39,540
So if you could just
tell me that it's over,
1081
01:15:39,582 --> 01:15:41,709
maybe that would be enough.
1082
01:15:41,751 --> 01:15:43,920
- It is.
1083
01:15:43,961 --> 01:15:45,254
- Good.
1084
01:15:48,424 --> 01:15:49,634
Are we good?
1085
01:15:53,721 --> 01:15:54,721
- Yeah.
1086
01:15:57,183 --> 01:16:00,812
- I'll see what I can cancel
over the next few weeks, okay?
1087
01:16:00,853 --> 01:16:02,355
Thank you.
1088
01:16:04,607 --> 01:16:06,359
- There is one thing
we can't avoid, though.
1089
01:16:06,401 --> 01:16:08,069
What?
1090
01:16:52,488 --> 01:16:53,990
Hi, Jane. You look lovely.
1091
01:16:54,031 --> 01:16:56,284
- Thank you. So do you.
1092
01:16:56,325 --> 01:16:57,577
- Long time.
1093
01:16:57,618 --> 01:16:59,287
- It's been nine days.
1094
01:16:59,328 --> 01:17:00,955
Seriously?
1095
01:17:00,997 --> 01:17:04,542
- Man, I guess time's
messed up here, too, right?
1096
01:17:04,584 --> 01:17:06,461
- Where's your sweet husband?
1097
01:17:07,545 --> 01:17:09,922
Um...
1098
01:17:09,964 --> 01:17:12,967
the story for tonight
is that he has the flu.
1099
01:17:13,009 --> 01:17:16,888
But we are actually
splitting up.
1100
01:17:16,929 --> 01:17:19,348
- Wait, you're what?
- Yeah. I know.
1101
01:17:19,390 --> 01:17:21,726
It must sound...
1102
01:17:21,768 --> 01:17:26,147
And Tom, he really is perfect.
1103
01:17:26,189 --> 01:17:28,983
I think when we got married,
I thought that would be enough,
1104
01:17:29,025 --> 01:17:30,777
you know,
the fact that we make sense
1105
01:17:30,818 --> 01:17:33,488
for each other or something.
1106
01:17:33,529 --> 01:17:37,116
But we just never really fit.
1107
01:17:37,158 --> 01:17:41,079
And as much as we wanted to,
it just wasn't meant to be.
1108
01:17:42,288 --> 01:17:43,790
- Wow.
1109
01:17:43,831 --> 01:17:44,707
Poor Tom.
1110
01:17:44,749 --> 01:17:46,167
He is better off.
1111
01:17:46,209 --> 01:17:47,377
- I'm sure.
1112
01:17:49,128 --> 01:17:50,713
I didn't mean that
how it sounded.
1113
01:17:50,755 --> 01:17:53,633
I'm sorry.
- That's okay.
1114
01:17:53,674 --> 01:17:57,220
- Well, don't let us
keep you from mingling.
1115
01:17:57,261 --> 01:17:59,389
Yeah, right, um...
1116
01:18:00,807 --> 01:18:01,807
Okay.
1117
01:18:06,854 --> 01:18:10,483
- So what I usually do is
crumble the Pop Tarts
1118
01:18:10,525 --> 01:18:12,360
into the eggs and scramble.
1119
01:18:12,402 --> 01:18:14,028
- Yeah, every Halloween.
1120
01:18:14,070 --> 01:18:15,113
Little astronaut.
1121
01:18:17,448 --> 01:18:19,534
What were you...
1122
01:18:22,620 --> 01:18:24,122
Madame President.
1123
01:18:24,163 --> 01:18:27,792
- I understand you both
are excellent dancers.
1124
01:18:27,834 --> 01:18:30,044
Um...
1125
01:18:30,086 --> 01:18:32,714
- No.
- Please.
1126
01:18:32,755 --> 01:18:35,007
Won't you honor us with a dance?
1127
01:18:35,049 --> 01:18:37,427
- I don't think...
- No, I feel...
1128
01:18:37,468 --> 01:18:38,761
- I insist.
1129
01:18:40,513 --> 01:18:41,681
- Of course.
1130
01:21:40,610 --> 01:21:41,944
- That was great.
1131
01:21:47,950 --> 01:21:50,244
- Well, we are so glad
that you're back.
1132
01:21:50,286 --> 01:21:51,329
- It's been great.
1133
01:21:51,370 --> 01:21:53,372
- And that waltz,
you were wonderful.
1134
01:21:53,414 --> 01:21:55,958
- Thank you, Madame President.
- I told you you would be.
1135
01:21:56,000 --> 01:21:57,418
Happy campaigning to you.
1136
01:21:57,460 --> 01:21:59,629
I know you'll do
a wonderful job for your state.
1137
01:21:59,670 --> 01:22:02,340
They're lucky to have you.
- Thank you.
1138
01:22:02,382 --> 01:22:03,800
- Well, take care.
1139
01:22:03,841 --> 01:22:05,927
- Thank you.
1140
01:22:22,610 --> 01:22:24,320
- Just say it.
1141
01:22:24,362 --> 01:22:26,572
I love you.
1142
01:22:26,614 --> 01:22:27,740
You're an asshole.
1143
01:22:34,664 --> 01:22:36,082
What happened up there?
1144
01:22:36,124 --> 01:22:37,417
- Nothing.
1145
01:22:41,421 --> 01:22:43,005
And everything.
1146
01:22:47,343 --> 01:22:49,804
It's okay.
1147
01:22:49,846 --> 01:22:51,681
I mean, it's not okay.
1148
01:22:57,353 --> 01:22:58,896
- Can I...
1149
01:23:10,491 --> 01:23:12,785
- Tell Jane I hate her.
1150
01:23:28,843 --> 01:23:30,261
Thank you.
1151
01:23:53,159 --> 01:23:55,036
- Hi.
1152
01:23:55,078 --> 01:23:56,370
Hey.
1153
01:24:00,041 --> 01:24:01,584
- Where's Savannah?
1154
01:24:01,626 --> 01:24:03,544
- She left.
1155
01:24:05,213 --> 01:24:07,382
- She wanted me to let you know
that she hates you.
1156
01:24:07,423 --> 01:24:08,383
- She does?
1157
01:24:08,424 --> 01:24:10,301
- Yeah.
1158
01:24:10,343 --> 01:24:11,803
- Why is that?
1159
01:24:20,478 --> 01:24:21,854
- Yeah.
1160
01:24:21,896 --> 01:24:23,815
- Okay. So...
1161
01:24:30,947 --> 01:24:33,741
Is this just, like,
an elaborate ploy
1162
01:24:33,783 --> 01:24:35,159
for my Pop-Tart recipe?
1163
01:24:35,201 --> 01:24:37,286
- Shh.
1164
01:24:40,039 --> 01:24:41,791
You wanna get a drink?
1165
01:24:44,419 --> 01:24:47,004
- You know, we should probably...
1166
01:24:47,046 --> 01:24:48,148
My God. Are you pregnant?
1167
01:24:48,172 --> 01:24:50,258
- No.
- You touched your stomach.
1168
01:24:50,299 --> 01:24:51,217
So?
1169
01:24:51,259 --> 01:24:52,403
We had all that unprotected sex.
1170
01:24:52,427 --> 01:24:55,388
Is this why you're choosing me?
1171
01:24:55,430 --> 01:24:57,265
'Cause bro,
if this is just, like,
1172
01:24:57,306 --> 01:25:00,017
your biological urge
to procreate...
1173
01:25:00,059 --> 01:25:02,395
God, no.
1174
01:25:03,813 --> 01:25:05,189
I choose you.
1175
01:25:06,649 --> 01:25:10,403
And not because I chemically
attached, which I did.
1176
01:25:10,445 --> 01:25:14,490
And not because I wanna
have your babies, which I do.
1177
01:25:16,159 --> 01:25:18,035
It's because we're meant to be.
1178
01:25:19,412 --> 01:25:20,788
- Lame.
1179
01:25:20,830 --> 01:25:22,457
We're all robots.
1180
01:25:22,498 --> 01:25:24,000
- Yeah.
1181
01:25:24,041 --> 01:25:25,960
- What I was gonna say this,
we should probably
1182
01:25:26,002 --> 01:25:28,337
keep this on the down-low
for a little while.
1183
01:25:28,379 --> 01:25:29,630
- Right. Down low.
1184
01:25:29,672 --> 01:25:31,132
- You don't wanna cause a stir.
1185
01:25:31,174 --> 01:25:33,217
- No stir.
- No stir.
1186
01:25:45,980 --> 01:25:47,273
Do you wanna go on a trip?
1187
01:25:50,276 --> 01:25:51,652
- Yeah.
1188
01:25:56,866 --> 01:25:59,327
- Okay.
- Okay.
1189
01:25:59,368 --> 01:26:03,331
- So this might be crazy, but...
1190
01:26:03,372 --> 01:26:08,336
what do you think
about renting "Aliens"?
1191
01:26:08,378 --> 01:26:10,129
- You wanna watch "Alien" again?
1192
01:26:10,171 --> 01:26:13,424
- No, "Aliens."
1193
01:26:13,466 --> 01:26:14,675
The second one.
1194
01:26:14,717 --> 01:26:17,678
- They made anoth...
- Hell... absolutely not.
1195
01:26:17,720 --> 01:26:20,765
No.
- Come on.
1196
01:26:20,807 --> 01:26:23,184
That's, like, our movie.
1197
01:26:23,226 --> 01:26:25,019
- Let's watch "Casablanca."
1198
01:26:25,061 --> 01:26:27,146
- Okay. We can watch both.
1199
01:26:27,188 --> 01:26:29,524
You wanna make it
a double feature?
1200
01:26:29,565 --> 01:26:32,360
- Perfect... the double feature
will be "Casablanca"
1201
01:26:32,402 --> 01:26:33,945
and "The Princess Bride."
1202
01:26:33,986 --> 01:26:36,864
Okay, why don't we
shut your dumb mouth
1203
01:26:36,906 --> 01:26:39,200
and we watch "Aliens"?
- Okay.
1204
01:26:39,242 --> 01:26:41,619
With the double feature
of "Casablanca."
1205
01:26:41,661 --> 01:26:43,538
We can talk through it.
1206
01:26:43,579 --> 01:26:45,373
And you have to press
your boobs against me.
1207
01:26:47,583 --> 01:26:48,876
Deal.
1208
01:30:11,245 --> 01:30:18,378
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