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Aw. Hey there, big guy.
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How you feeling this morning?
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- Good.
- Okay. Just checking.
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- You're a tough little cookie.
- Thanks, linda.
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Are you guys, talking
about dad's hemorrhoid?
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You mean gary?
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You named my hemorrhoid?
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Yeah. Gary. He
lives in your butt.
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Well, gary has moved out.
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- It's just my butt now.
- Brian?
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Wait, my butt's name is brian?
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Big ol' brian.
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Well, I'm glad
you're feeling better.
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So much better. Yep.
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'cause what the doctor
was gonna do to you
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Sounded like a horror movie.
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W-we don't have
to talk about it.
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Seems like we do.
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The doctor said if
your dad's hemorrhoid
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Didn't get smaller,
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They'd have to put a needle
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Up his butt and drain it.
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- Agh! - Ew!
- Nope.
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They were about to do it.
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But then I started
to get nauseous
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And I was dry heaving.
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In-in a brave way. So, he
said we could wait a few days
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- And see if it got better on its own.
- And it did.
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Yup. It's totally better.
All gone. On its own.
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- Never will have to do that needle thing.
- Butt needle.
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- Gene.
- Why isn't gretchen calling me back?
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I know why.
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'cause I melted her lookbook
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At the salon and
she's really upset.
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I'm still a little confused
how you melted something
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- While getting a haircut.
- I was in the chair,
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Looking at gretchen's lookbook.
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She has old magazine cutouts
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Of every hairstyle
she's ever done.
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She puts inspirational
stuff in there, too.
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Some cute dogs, jason priestley.
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Anyway, gretchen
had to step away
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And she put down
her curling iron.
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So I then decided I
wanted to read a magazine,
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So I put down the lookbook
on top of the curling iron,
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Which I did not see.
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Apparently, you're not
supposed to do that.
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- Because of fire?
- Yes, tina.
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It melted in the
middle and got sort of
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Roasted around the edges.
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- Like a cubano.
- Anyway, I feel horrible.
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I-I'm just gonna call her again.
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Damn it. Voice mail.
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Hey, gretchen.
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My god, I bet you look
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So pretty today,
I can't stand it.
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That's a weird-looking
squirrel. Wait, never mind.
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That's just a wet
sock laying in the road.
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- It makes you think.
- Well, well, well.
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What do we have here?
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Free stuff? Veterinarian,
the board game.
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"feel the high-paced intensity
of a veterinarian's office
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From the comfort
of your living room."
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Damn. Who's excited
to play this after school?
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I mean, the television
still works, right?
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Look, you get to operate
on dogs, birds, cats.
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There's a spinner
thing. That's fun. Right?
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You guys kept walking.
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Gretchen!
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- Hi, linda.
- Hi!
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You're not here to beat
me up, right?
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No, I just got my nails done.
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Okay, well, how about a
free burger? On the house.
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Sure. I could eat.
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Wait. On the house? Seriously?
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One burger of the day
for gretchen, bobby.
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- Okay.
- Hi, bob. How are you?
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- You look good.
- Hi, gretchen.
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- His hemorrhoid went away.
- Thanks, lin.
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- They were gonna have to use a butt needle.
- Lin.
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Yup, yup, it...
But it's fine now.
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It's all good.
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- Bye.
- So, I figured out how you can pay me back.
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- Yeah?
- You're friends with a limo driver, right?
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- Yeah.
- Well, you know how I'm planning
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My baby sister jestain's
bachelorette party?
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Yeah.
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And everything
was gonna be great.
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We were gonna eat
at the oyster palace.
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- Ooh, yum.
- Yeah, she likes the seafood tower.
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It's like they put the
whole ocean on that thing.
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And after dinner,
we're going to pickles
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To see a different
kind of seafood tower,
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- If you know what I mean!
- I think I do. Should I say?
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- Teddy, no.
- And we were gonna drive around all night
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In a limo, which apparently
you have to book in advance,
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Which I did not do.
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So I was wondering if your
friend could help me out,
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And I'll forget all about
you burning my lookbook
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That I worked on for 15 years!
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Okay, okay, yes! I'll
call her, I'll call her!
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Frick, linda, I'm out of town.
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- No.
- Yeah, I'm staying with my friend axel
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In cedarburg,
wisconsin for the week.
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He bought a bunch of goats.
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His neighbors are mad at him
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And honestly, I don't blame 'em.
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He doesn't have a fence. Wait!
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- What?
- Use my limo.
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You just have to find
a driver you can trust
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Who's comfortable handling
a large, elegant vehicle
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That's also a
rolling work of art.
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- Do you know someone like that?
- I mean, I...
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- Wha-what about me?
- Done.
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You're a limo driver now.
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- Seriously?
- Of course.
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You just have to pay for gas
and clean up any pukes or poops.
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- Or puke-poops, which is a thing.
- Thank you so much, nat.
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I'll take good care of her.
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Yes. Now I don't have to
burn something you love.
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This is gonna be the
best bachelorette party.
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I'm the best big sister ever!
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This bachelorette
party's gonna suck.
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I screwed up. None of
jestain's friends can come!
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Okay, slow down, tell
me what happened.
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I forgot to send
the email invite
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And now all her friends
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Are doing other
things tomorrow night.
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- All of 'em?
- Yeah.
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One of 'em's an er doctor.
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Another one's visiting her
mom in florida. I mean, come on.
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And another one "already
has plans" because the person
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"let them know more than
a day before the event."
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So now we have an empty
limo. Except for me, jestain
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And ms. Baker, our
third-grade teacher.
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- Your third-grade teacher?
- I was desperate.
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Third-grade teachers
can be friends, linda.
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Should we just do it
on a different night?
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No, it has to be tomorrow.
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Jestain asked her boss
for the night off weeks ago.
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That wing you do
doesn't just let waitresses
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Take off whatever
night they want.
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That limo's gonna feel so empty.
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Well, I could go, maybe,
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As a guest?
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I mean, I know jestain, sort of.
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I met her that
time at the salon,
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When she brought you wings.
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And then you ate the
wings while you did my hair.
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- Okay.
- And my sister gayle
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Could come, maybe?
She's sort of fun
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For people to be around.
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- Yeah.
- Then it'll be you, me and our little sisters
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Hanging out and shouting...
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- And ms. Baker, too.
- Yeah.
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Maybe that could work
and not be too weird.
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Now we just need to
find a new limo driver.
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Ooh, what about bob?
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Wait, you want me
to drive the limo?
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Bobby, please. I need
this night to go well
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So gretchen will forgive me.
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And driving is
just like sitting.
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So, really, you'll just
be sitting all night.
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I love sitting.
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Well, maybe you
want to sit down here
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And play a little board game
that's fun for the whole family?
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- Nope. - No thanks.
- Sorry, tina.
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Not feeling it right
now. Okay, I get it.
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So bob can do it.
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- Bob's gonna drive. - Great.
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Hey, this is gonna
be okay, right?
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Of course. We're
gonna give jestain
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The bachelorette
party of her dreams,
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With people she kind
of knows. All right!
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Thank you.
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Doesn't your father look
like a real limo driver?
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What can't this guy do?
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Touch his toes.
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- Touch his knees?
- Okay.
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- Brush his teeth?
- W-we don't have to play this game.
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Wait, where's jen? She
should be here by now.
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That's the first
rule of babysitting.
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- You got to be at the place.
- I'm gonna call her.
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Hi, jen. It's linda belcher.
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- Hi, linda. It's jen.
- Are you on your way?
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- In life?
- To our house?
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I'm not babysitting
till next weekend,
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So if I left now I'm worried
I'd get there too early.
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Next weekend? No, tonight.
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It, um, can't be tonight because
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I wrote down "linda belcher
babysit next weekend."
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Tonight I wrote down
"teach night school."
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Class, go ahead and take
out your graphing calculators.
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I should probably
get off the phone. Bye.
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Okay, tina, you're
in charge tonight.
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In charge?
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So they have to do
or play whatever I say?
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No, mom, please.
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She's gonna make
us neuter animals.
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Sorry, she's the oldest, she's
in charge and we got to go.
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Don't neuter anything
I wouldn't neuter
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And stay out of my room.
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Just going over a speed bump.
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Front wheels...
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And back wheels.
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Yeah, we did it.
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He's very bad at driving.
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Gayle, what are you wearing?
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Is that your
renaissance faire outfit?
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Yeah. I also sleep
in it sometimes.
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Ooh. Hey, gretchen.
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I just thought of something.
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Bob can't be bob, your husband.
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It kind of ruins the magic.
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- Can he be someone else?
- Um, yep.
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Bob, you got that?
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- What am I doing?
- I got to go. Bye.
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Pretend you're not
my husband and just
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- Be the limo driver.
- Okay.
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- And maybe you should come up with a fake name.
- Really?
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- You should probably have an accent.
- Wait, what?
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- I-I don't want to do an accent.
- I think you got to do it.
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Bob, pretend you're an ex-con
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Putting your life back together.
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And you didn't mean
to hurt all those people
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But their ghosts come
to see you at night
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And give you little riddles
to solve about their lives.
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- Do I say all of that, or...
- No, that's just your vibe.
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My god, look
at this freaking limo!
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Hello. Ciao.
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I-I'm your limousine
driver, dob.
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Dob the driver.
And, I am not married.
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- I'm single.
- Not me. I'm getting married.
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Hello, dob. It's nice
to have never met you.
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Glad you could make it, linda.
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And gayle, right?
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This is ms. Baker.
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I haven't seen her
since third grade.
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I brought stickers. Jestain
always liked stickers.
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- Gretchen liked fighting.
- Well, now look at her.
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Or look at me,
'cause she did my hair.
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- She's a genius with hair.
- Like that einstein guy.
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00:08:22,092 --> 00:08:23,569
Have you seen the hair on him?
244
00:08:23,593 --> 00:08:27,178
I can't believe we're
going to pickles after dinner!
245
00:08:27,264 --> 00:08:29,764
Gretch, remember the
last time we were there?
246
00:08:29,849 --> 00:08:31,724
- Of course I do.
- The tea party.
247
00:08:31,810 --> 00:08:33,643
- The tea party!
- Tea party?
248
00:08:33,644 --> 00:08:35,854
Is that, like, a sex
thing I don't know about?
249
00:08:35,855 --> 00:08:37,689
No, the three
dancers were on stage
250
00:08:37,816 --> 00:08:39,774
Having an actual tea party.
251
00:08:39,859 --> 00:08:41,526
Not just any dancers, either.
252
00:08:41,653 --> 00:08:45,655
The best dancers at pickles.
Throb, rocket and steve.
253
00:08:45,740 --> 00:08:47,300
Yeah, sitting in little chairs.
254
00:08:47,325 --> 00:08:50,827
Little saucers, tea
cups, tiny sandwiches.
255
00:08:50,912 --> 00:08:52,292
And then the music kicked in.
256
00:08:52,330 --> 00:08:54,706
And when those
men formed a pyramid
257
00:08:54,707 --> 00:08:56,583
And the guy on top
sprayed tea everywhere
258
00:08:56,584 --> 00:08:59,419
Like he was the damn
fountain at the bellagio...
259
00:08:59,504 --> 00:09:02,839
In that moment,
everything in the world felt
260
00:09:02,924 --> 00:09:05,008
- Beautiful.
- My god.
261
00:09:05,093 --> 00:09:07,302
And I got to be there
with my big sister.
262
00:09:07,387 --> 00:09:10,054
If we see that
performance tonight... wow.
263
00:09:10,140 --> 00:09:11,306
You're seeing it.
264
00:09:11,391 --> 00:09:13,850
Don't you worry. Look
how many singles I brought.
265
00:09:13,977 --> 00:09:15,310
$40 worth of singles.
266
00:09:15,437 --> 00:09:17,270
I dropped one.
267
00:09:17,271 --> 00:09:18,355
I-I dropped some more.
268
00:09:18,356 --> 00:09:20,523
I love my big sister!
269
00:09:20,608 --> 00:09:22,525
Red light.
270
00:09:22,652 --> 00:09:24,235
Hi. How's your sandwich?
271
00:09:24,279 --> 00:09:26,112
Now, look, I know you guys
272
00:09:26,113 --> 00:09:28,240
Are a little on the fence
about playing this game.
273
00:09:28,241 --> 00:09:29,291
On the fence?
274
00:09:29,292 --> 00:09:30,784
But I'm in charge,
so we're doing it.
275
00:09:30,785 --> 00:09:32,036
So, it says the player who
276
00:09:32,037 --> 00:09:33,870
Has saved the most animals wins.
277
00:09:33,871 --> 00:09:35,289
You spin the
little spinner thing
278
00:09:35,290 --> 00:09:37,460
And move your game
piece. Gene, you go first.
279
00:09:37,542 --> 00:09:39,125
Four.
280
00:09:39,919 --> 00:09:41,419
Ooh, exciting. Procedure card.
281
00:09:41,504 --> 00:09:44,756
- See what it says.
- "express poodle's anal glands.
282
00:09:44,841 --> 00:09:47,717
Collect $150." yeah!
283
00:09:47,802 --> 00:09:49,761
Way to go, gene. My turn.
284
00:09:49,888 --> 00:09:51,179
Six. Big number. Heh.
285
00:09:51,264 --> 00:09:54,098
"fake credentials,
license suspended"?
286
00:09:54,184 --> 00:09:56,601
"lose two turns,
pay $200"? What?
287
00:09:56,686 --> 00:09:59,103
But, having fun.
288
00:09:59,189 --> 00:10:00,772
All right, louise, your turn.
289
00:10:00,857 --> 00:10:03,775
- Okay.
- Hope you get a six. Kidding.
290
00:10:03,902 --> 00:10:06,903
We're going to drive by pickles
291
00:10:07,030 --> 00:10:08,237
On our way to dinner.
292
00:10:08,323 --> 00:10:11,074
Maybe if we look real
hard we'll see some abs.
293
00:10:11,201 --> 00:10:13,493
Yeah. A little abs-petizer.
294
00:10:13,620 --> 00:10:14,670
What the...
295
00:10:14,704 --> 00:10:16,162
Linda. Linda.
296
00:10:16,163 --> 00:10:18,123
- What?
- Pickles is being fumigated.
297
00:10:18,124 --> 00:10:18,999
What?
298
00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,625
- Look.
- No. My god.
299
00:10:20,626 --> 00:10:22,419
Um, you know
what, don't drive this way.
300
00:10:22,420 --> 00:10:23,712
- Turn, turn, turn.
- What?
301
00:10:23,713 --> 00:10:24,763
- Turn.
- My god.
302
00:10:24,798 --> 00:10:26,672
Hang on, everyone.
303
00:10:26,758 --> 00:10:28,069
- Whoa!
- Easy there!
304
00:10:28,093 --> 00:10:30,093
Sorry. That,
street was...
305
00:10:30,220 --> 00:10:31,677
No good.
306
00:10:31,763 --> 00:10:32,887
What a mysterious man.
307
00:10:32,972 --> 00:10:35,473
I wonder what demons
he's running from.
308
00:10:36,101 --> 00:10:38,351
Welcome to the
oyster palace, ladies.
309
00:10:38,436 --> 00:10:41,104
Um... gretchen,
hang back here for a second.
310
00:10:41,189 --> 00:10:42,480
Everyone else go in.
311
00:10:42,607 --> 00:10:45,441
Everything's fine. Ooh,
I can smell the oysters.
312
00:10:45,527 --> 00:10:48,069
- What is it? What's going on?
- Pickles is closed.
313
00:10:48,070 --> 00:10:50,322
- They're fumigating.
- What? No, no, no, no, no!
314
00:10:50,323 --> 00:10:53,074
That's why I turned like
that. I-I'm a good driver.
315
00:10:53,118 --> 00:10:55,168
Didn't you call and
make a reservation?
316
00:10:55,169 --> 00:10:57,246
Who makes a
reservation at a strip club?
317
00:10:57,247 --> 00:10:59,717
"hey, hi, can you reserve
some naked men for us?"
318
00:10:59,718 --> 00:11:01,417
I just figured you'd
called or something.
319
00:11:01,418 --> 00:11:02,500
What are we gonna do?
320
00:11:02,501 --> 00:11:04,670
Well, is there another
strip club nearby?
321
00:11:04,671 --> 00:11:07,589
There was dingles in bog
harbor, but it shut down last year.
322
00:11:07,590 --> 00:11:08,966
And, of course,
todd's tush tavern
323
00:11:08,967 --> 00:11:10,216
Closed a while back.
324
00:11:10,301 --> 00:11:12,385
So, pickles is really
the only option.
325
00:11:12,512 --> 00:11:14,053
I keep screwing this up.
326
00:11:14,139 --> 00:11:15,221
What? No.
327
00:11:15,306 --> 00:11:17,296
You heard how much
pickles meant to her.
328
00:11:17,308 --> 00:11:19,684
Can we at least
wait till after dinner
329
00:11:19,811 --> 00:11:21,191
To tell her we're not going?
330
00:11:21,229 --> 00:11:23,104
No. You're not
telling her anything.
331
00:11:23,231 --> 00:11:25,523
You asked for my help
and I'm gonna help you.
332
00:11:25,650 --> 00:11:27,650
I don't just burn
precious lookbooks,
333
00:11:27,819 --> 00:11:29,277
I also put out fires.
334
00:11:29,362 --> 00:11:31,237
- I just got chills.
- Yep, yep.
335
00:11:31,322 --> 00:11:34,073
Wait, jen! Jen's
cousin works at pickles.
336
00:11:34,150 --> 00:11:35,533
- Hot cousin dave?
- Yes.
337
00:11:35,702 --> 00:11:38,035
Maybe we can call
jen and get his number.
338
00:11:38,036 --> 00:11:39,621
And then maybe he
can get us the numbers
339
00:11:39,622 --> 00:11:41,623
- Of those guys.
- Throb, rocket and steve?
340
00:11:41,624 --> 00:11:43,708
- Yeah.
- Wait, and then what?
341
00:11:43,709 --> 00:11:45,169
There's no pickles right now.
342
00:11:45,170 --> 00:11:47,503
Well, maybe we all
go to a different place.
343
00:11:47,504 --> 00:11:50,299
- Like, maybe they'll come to gretchen's place?
- Damn it.
344
00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:52,509
My landlady said no more
parties since the one where
345
00:11:52,510 --> 00:11:55,761
I kind of peed off my
balcony onto her balcony.
346
00:11:55,762 --> 00:11:57,222
What is a balcony for, then?
347
00:11:57,223 --> 00:11:59,016
What are you using
your balcony for?!
348
00:11:59,017 --> 00:12:01,601
I mean, there is a place
we could use. Bob?
349
00:12:01,728 --> 00:12:04,020
- No.
- Come on, we're desperate here.
350
00:12:04,105 --> 00:12:05,813
I don't know if
that's even legal.
351
00:12:05,940 --> 00:12:08,590
- We'll cover up the windows.
- But we serve food there.
352
00:12:08,610 --> 00:12:10,651
What if penis sweat
gets everywhere?
353
00:12:10,778 --> 00:12:13,446
I mean, it won't get
everywhere. Do it for gretchen.
354
00:12:13,573 --> 00:12:15,198
Yeah, do it for me. And jestain.
355
00:12:15,325 --> 00:12:18,409
- My god. My sweet little jestain.
- Fine.
356
00:12:18,410 --> 00:12:19,786
- All right!
- Yeah, yeah!
357
00:12:19,787 --> 00:12:20,954
Pickles at the restaurant.
358
00:12:20,955 --> 00:12:22,455
My god, thank you.
359
00:12:22,456 --> 00:12:24,500
We should get inside and
eat oysters. For jestain.
360
00:12:24,501 --> 00:12:27,502
Right. Bobby, can you
call jen and all the other people?
361
00:12:27,587 --> 00:12:31,005
- Accent or no accent?
- Feel your way through it.
362
00:12:31,090 --> 00:12:33,260
Have fun. Thank you,
love you, bye. Oysters!
363
00:12:37,305 --> 00:12:39,388
Okay, 50 bucks for
giving a parakeet cpr.
364
00:12:39,474 --> 00:12:40,524
Pretty good deal.
365
00:12:40,525 --> 00:12:42,476
Yeah, I'm rolling in
veterinarian dough.
366
00:12:42,477 --> 00:12:45,645
Lopping off dog testicles
is easy money, baby.
367
00:12:45,646 --> 00:12:47,022
All right, tina, it's your turn.
368
00:12:47,023 --> 00:12:49,482
Break a leg. Not
a dog's leg. Again.
369
00:12:49,567 --> 00:12:52,109
- That was sad.
- Here I go.
370
00:12:52,195 --> 00:12:54,695
Three. "a
cat was hit by a car.
371
00:12:54,696 --> 00:12:56,990
"spin an even number
for a blood transfusion
372
00:12:56,991 --> 00:12:58,700
Or lose the patient
and your next turn"?
373
00:12:58,701 --> 00:13:00,785
- You got to be kidding me.
- You got this, t.
374
00:13:00,870 --> 00:13:02,745
- Do it for kitty.
- Five. Damn it.
375
00:13:02,830 --> 00:13:04,455
Ooh. Sorry, kitty.
376
00:13:04,456 --> 00:13:06,750
She can be friends with
the other ones you lost.
377
00:13:06,751 --> 00:13:07,833
In pet heaven.
378
00:13:07,919 --> 00:13:09,794
Tina, it doesn't seem like
379
00:13:09,795 --> 00:13:11,088
You're really enjoying this.
380
00:13:11,089 --> 00:13:12,529
We don't have to keep playing.
381
00:13:12,590 --> 00:13:14,632
What are you talking about?
382
00:13:14,717 --> 00:13:15,967
I-I love this game.
383
00:13:15,968 --> 00:13:17,803
I don't even care at
all how bad I'm doing.
384
00:13:17,804 --> 00:13:20,638
I heard she
went to the worst vet school.
385
00:13:22,100 --> 00:13:24,008
Do you think bob
can pull this off?
386
00:13:24,102 --> 00:13:26,152
Yeah. Bob is great
at talking on the phone.
387
00:13:26,187 --> 00:13:28,117
Unless it's to my
mother. Or-or people.
388
00:13:28,118 --> 00:13:30,732
But maybe he's great at
talking to male strippers?
389
00:13:30,733 --> 00:13:32,066
I'm so nervous.
390
00:13:32,067 --> 00:13:34,778
I-I'm gonna drink some more
of my scotch on the beach.
391
00:13:34,779 --> 00:13:35,987
Excuse me, waiter.
392
00:13:36,072 --> 00:13:37,942
Can I take these
shells home with me?
393
00:13:37,943 --> 00:13:39,157
Those are yours to keep, ma'am.
394
00:13:39,158 --> 00:13:41,617
Yes! Anyone else
keeping your shells?
395
00:13:41,618 --> 00:13:43,787
- Can I have your shells?
- What, you want my shrimp tails?
396
00:13:43,788 --> 00:13:44,838
Yeah. Give 'em to me.
397
00:13:44,839 --> 00:13:45,956
Should we get another round?
398
00:13:45,957 --> 00:13:47,499
- You want another round?
- Ms. Baker.
399
00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:48,833
- Look at you.
- What?
400
00:13:48,834 --> 00:13:49,960
It's not a school night.
401
00:13:49,961 --> 00:13:51,294
Who wants stickers?
402
00:13:51,379 --> 00:13:53,796
- I'll take one.
- Ooh, everybody gets stickers.
403
00:13:53,923 --> 00:13:55,047
I'm so full of seafood
404
00:13:55,133 --> 00:13:58,009
But I'm saving room for pickles!
405
00:13:58,094 --> 00:14:00,155
- Yeah. Yeah. Definitely.
- Yeah. pickles.
406
00:14:00,179 --> 00:14:02,054
I'm putting my
sticker on my face.
407
00:14:02,140 --> 00:14:05,057
Hot cousin dave.
It-it's bob belcher.
408
00:14:05,143 --> 00:14:06,851
Your cousin jen babysits for us.
409
00:14:06,978 --> 00:14:08,311
I mean, our-our kids.
410
00:14:08,396 --> 00:14:09,604
We're-we're grownups.
411
00:14:09,605 --> 00:14:11,064
Quick, work question for you.
412
00:14:11,065 --> 00:14:12,773
Um, do you happen to have throb,
413
00:14:12,859 --> 00:14:14,775
Rocket and steve's
phone numbers?
414
00:14:14,776 --> 00:14:16,486
Which throb? There's
more than one?
415
00:14:16,487 --> 00:14:19,947
Hi, is this, um,
throb? Sorry. Terry.
416
00:14:20,074 --> 00:14:22,283
Your real name isn't
throb. I-I... of course.
417
00:14:22,368 --> 00:14:24,827
Well, hot dave
gave me your number.
418
00:14:24,954 --> 00:14:26,912
You guys don't call him that?
419
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:28,539
I-I think he's pretty hot.
420
00:14:28,625 --> 00:14:30,916
I'm wondering if you're busy...
421
00:14:30,917 --> 00:14:32,878
You're at a nursing
home? Stripping?
422
00:14:32,879 --> 00:14:34,211
Right, not stripping.
423
00:14:34,212 --> 00:14:35,964
You're w-w... You're
with your father.
424
00:14:35,965 --> 00:14:37,798
That's-that's
nice. Is he mobile?
425
00:14:37,884 --> 00:14:39,634
You're making pizza. That's,
426
00:14:39,719 --> 00:14:41,052
That's great, rocket.
427
00:14:41,137 --> 00:14:44,180
Well, tell your
son happy birthday
428
00:14:44,181 --> 00:14:45,182
From-from me.
429
00:14:45,183 --> 00:14:46,724
Hey, steve, my name is bob.
430
00:14:46,851 --> 00:14:48,851
I-I got your number
from hot dave,
431
00:14:48,978 --> 00:14:50,519
Who I guess isn't considered
432
00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:52,064
Hot in your
community, but anyway,
433
00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:54,357
This is, kind of a hail mary,
434
00:14:54,484 --> 00:14:56,400
But, here-here it is.
435
00:15:00,531 --> 00:15:02,198
Whoa. Ms. Baker loosened up.
436
00:15:02,316 --> 00:15:03,824
Lot of mai tais. So many.
437
00:15:03,825 --> 00:15:05,410
Well? Are they
coming? I'm freaking out.
438
00:15:05,411 --> 00:15:07,746
- I don't know.
- What do you mean you don't know?
439
00:15:07,747 --> 00:15:09,163
Well, throb is with his dad
440
00:15:09,164 --> 00:15:11,625
And it's rocket's son's
birthday. They're having pizza.
441
00:15:11,626 --> 00:15:13,292
But I left a voice
mail for steve.
442
00:15:13,419 --> 00:15:15,252
A good voice mail? I think?
443
00:15:15,338 --> 00:15:16,754
I mean, you know, for me?
444
00:15:16,755 --> 00:15:18,090
So we don't know if he's coming?
445
00:15:18,091 --> 00:15:20,216
What do we do?
We get bob to strip?
446
00:15:20,217 --> 00:15:22,094
Bob, what are you
comfortable showing us?
447
00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:23,928
I-I don't think
that's a good plan.
448
00:15:23,929 --> 00:15:25,681
I think we just take
her to the restaurant
449
00:15:25,682 --> 00:15:26,822
And hope steve shows up.
450
00:15:26,849 --> 00:15:28,099
We're screwed.
451
00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:30,143
Well, who knows? Maybe
she's all full of shrimp
452
00:15:30,144 --> 00:15:32,687
And oysters and shots
that gretchen made up
453
00:15:32,688 --> 00:15:34,356
That used vodka and tartar sauce
454
00:15:34,357 --> 00:15:36,650
In a way that seemed to make
the bartenders uncomfortable
455
00:15:36,651 --> 00:15:38,568
And now she's sitting
down in the cozy limo
456
00:15:38,569 --> 00:15:41,279
And she won't be that
excited for strippers anymore?
457
00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:43,272
Strippers! Strippers!
458
00:15:43,324 --> 00:15:45,032
Strippers! Strippers!
459
00:15:48,913 --> 00:15:50,432
Well, we are here, ladies.
460
00:15:50,456 --> 00:15:52,665
At the restar... I-I m...
I mean, pickles.
461
00:15:52,792 --> 00:15:54,750
The private pickles place.
462
00:15:54,836 --> 00:15:56,043
Yup, private pickles.
463
00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:58,419
It's better than regular
old public pickles
464
00:15:58,423 --> 00:16:00,172
Because here you get the dancers
465
00:16:00,258 --> 00:16:03,092
Or maybe a dancer
all to ourselves.
466
00:16:03,093 --> 00:16:04,803
I-it's, like, a premium package.
467
00:16:04,804 --> 00:16:06,637
Yeah, yeah. Um, dob,
468
00:16:06,723 --> 00:16:08,139
Any word on your,
469
00:16:08,140 --> 00:16:09,933
Limo driver phone
about anything?
470
00:16:09,934 --> 00:16:10,984
Nothing.
471
00:16:10,985 --> 00:16:12,686
Wait, isn't this
your restauran...
472
00:16:12,687 --> 00:16:14,020
- Hey.
- You haven't been here before.
473
00:16:14,021 --> 00:16:15,499
You don't know where you are.
474
00:16:15,523 --> 00:16:16,981
Looks like a burger place.
475
00:16:17,066 --> 00:16:19,275
That's why it's such
a good private club.
476
00:16:19,402 --> 00:16:20,526
Let's go in.
477
00:16:20,611 --> 00:16:22,194
Spin an odd number
478
00:16:22,195 --> 00:16:24,156
Or the bunny will
have to be euthanized.
479
00:16:24,157 --> 00:16:25,323
I don't know if I can take this.
480
00:16:25,324 --> 00:16:27,242
Tina, I can't believe
I'm saying this,
481
00:16:27,243 --> 00:16:29,494
But it's pretty late. We
should probably go to bed?
482
00:16:29,495 --> 00:16:31,746
No. We started this
and we have to finish it.
483
00:16:31,747 --> 00:16:33,540
Kids? What are
you still doing up?
484
00:16:33,541 --> 00:16:36,333
I'm just, um, getting
sheets for the restaurant.
485
00:16:36,419 --> 00:16:37,793
Is the restaurant cold?
486
00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:38,970
Um, here's the thing.
487
00:16:39,046 --> 00:16:40,606
Sometimes mommies and daddies
488
00:16:40,607 --> 00:16:41,757
Are doing a bachelorette party
489
00:16:41,758 --> 00:16:43,133
And the strip club is closed
490
00:16:43,134 --> 00:16:44,801
And you have to have
the strippers come to you.
491
00:16:44,802 --> 00:16:45,852
We know all that.
492
00:16:45,970 --> 00:16:48,137
Meaning, come to the restaurant?
493
00:16:48,297 --> 00:16:49,638
Yes. W-we hope.
494
00:16:49,724 --> 00:16:50,804
We haven't heard back.
495
00:16:50,805 --> 00:16:51,850
Are you sure we shouldn't, um,
496
00:16:51,851 --> 00:16:53,226
Come down there and help out?
497
00:16:53,227 --> 00:16:54,811
Serve waters,
choreograph numbers?
498
00:16:54,812 --> 00:16:57,439
Sorry. Kids at a bachelorette
party kind of kills the vibe.
499
00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:58,647
No offense. Now go to bed.
500
00:16:58,733 --> 00:16:59,815
And stay out of my room.
501
00:16:59,942 --> 00:17:01,442
Okay. Yeah, we'll just go to bed
502
00:17:01,443 --> 00:17:03,195
While pickles is
going on downstairs.
503
00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:05,489
That's what I say every
night. Talking about my.
504
00:17:05,490 --> 00:17:07,907
Okay, I have a proposal
as your babysitter.
505
00:17:07,908 --> 00:17:09,618
We stop playing the
game, get the ladder,
506
00:17:09,619 --> 00:17:11,119
Go into the attic, drop
down into the crawlspace
507
00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:12,496
And watch the stripper party
508
00:17:12,497 --> 00:17:13,580
Through the vent
in the restaurant.
509
00:17:13,581 --> 00:17:14,705
Whoa. Okay.
510
00:17:14,791 --> 00:17:16,207
I like sneaking into places.
511
00:17:16,292 --> 00:17:18,402
- Let's do that.
- But good game, everybody.
512
00:17:18,403 --> 00:17:20,420
Who knows who would have
won. neck and neck.
513
00:17:20,421 --> 00:17:22,088
But I feel
bad about that cat's neck.
514
00:17:22,089 --> 00:17:23,881
Great, let's go see
some grownups
515
00:17:23,966 --> 00:17:26,509
Acting like maniacs
around ding-a-lings.
516
00:17:27,887 --> 00:17:29,087
Good wine at this place?
517
00:17:29,088 --> 00:17:30,388
Tastes like it was
opened this week.
518
00:17:30,389 --> 00:17:33,516
He's not coming.
This is a disaster.
519
00:17:33,601 --> 00:17:35,351
I'm so sorry, gretchen.
520
00:17:35,436 --> 00:17:37,561
Do you want me to strip?
521
00:17:37,730 --> 00:17:39,814
I mean, I would, I-if
we could, you know,
522
00:17:39,815 --> 00:17:41,191
Make it a lot darker in here,
523
00:17:41,192 --> 00:17:42,943
Like, pretty much
completely dark?
524
00:17:42,944 --> 00:17:45,903
No, let's just
call it. But thanks.
525
00:17:46,030 --> 00:17:47,905
I'm just gonna tell her.
526
00:17:48,032 --> 00:17:50,032
Jestain, I screwed
up everything.
527
00:17:50,159 --> 00:17:52,569
- No strippers are coming!
- W-what do you mean?
528
00:17:52,570 --> 00:17:54,996
I forgot to invite all your
friends until it was too late
529
00:17:54,997 --> 00:17:57,081
And that's why
they're all busy tonight.
530
00:17:57,166 --> 00:18:00,167
And I forgot to get a limo
and dob is actually bob.
531
00:18:00,168 --> 00:18:02,420
He's a burger cook
and this is his restaurant.
532
00:18:02,421 --> 00:18:04,755
- Hi. Hello.
- And I never called pickles,
533
00:18:04,756 --> 00:18:06,466
So I didn't know
that they were closed.
534
00:18:06,467 --> 00:18:08,092
I just messed up everything.
535
00:18:08,177 --> 00:18:11,178
I'm the worst person you
could have asked to do this.
536
00:18:11,305 --> 00:18:12,355
Boo!
537
00:18:12,390 --> 00:18:15,516
I'm sorry. I wanted
this to be great.
538
00:18:15,685 --> 00:18:17,685
I wanted to do this
for you 'cause you
539
00:18:17,812 --> 00:18:19,603
Look up to me so much.
540
00:18:19,604 --> 00:18:21,064
There's more crying at this
541
00:18:21,065 --> 00:18:22,357
Strip club than I expected.
542
00:18:22,358 --> 00:18:24,692
It was a lot of
work to get down here
543
00:18:24,693 --> 00:18:25,944
And I'm not sure how we get out.
544
00:18:25,945 --> 00:18:27,444
It's fine. Never mind.
545
00:18:27,445 --> 00:18:29,573
I'm sorry, jestain. I'm
a terrible big sister.
546
00:18:29,574 --> 00:18:31,615
- Gretchen...
- I ruined your party.
547
00:18:31,616 --> 00:18:33,994
- You're not terrible.
- You don't get it, linda.
548
00:18:33,995 --> 00:18:35,829
You're always the
perfect older sister.
549
00:18:35,830 --> 00:18:36,954
I mean, I'm not.
550
00:18:37,123 --> 00:18:38,998
- Definitely not.
- Okay, gayle.
551
00:18:39,125 --> 00:18:41,083
She makes a lot of mistakes.
552
00:18:41,210 --> 00:18:43,860
You know, one time she
tried to sleep with my husband.
553
00:18:43,921 --> 00:18:45,212
No, gayle. That was you.
554
00:18:45,256 --> 00:18:47,464
- My husband. And you. Bob.
- That's true.
555
00:18:47,465 --> 00:18:49,134
Well, that's not
how I remember it.
556
00:18:49,135 --> 00:18:51,052
I'm just saying, big
sisters are allowed
557
00:18:51,053 --> 00:18:53,304
To make mistakes,
too. We're not perfect.
558
00:18:53,305 --> 00:18:54,973
Otherwise, how do little sisters
559
00:18:54,974 --> 00:18:56,600
Know it's okay
not to be perfect?
560
00:18:56,601 --> 00:18:58,435
That's what
you've been doing for me.
561
00:18:58,436 --> 00:18:59,977
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
562
00:19:00,104 --> 00:19:03,856
Gretch, I know tonight
didn't go exactly as planned.
563
00:19:03,857 --> 00:19:05,483
Like, none of my
friends could come.
564
00:19:05,484 --> 00:19:08,068
Though ms. Baker is
making her way up there!
565
00:19:08,154 --> 00:19:09,204
That's right.
566
00:19:09,238 --> 00:19:11,238
But you're the
coolest person I know.
567
00:19:11,239 --> 00:19:13,158
You're, like, the
one I want to be with
568
00:19:13,159 --> 00:19:15,200
On my bachelorette party night.
569
00:19:15,328 --> 00:19:19,163
- I freakin' love you.
- I freakin' love you, too!
570
00:19:19,164 --> 00:19:21,750
- I still have a hemorrhoid.
- What?
571
00:19:21,751 --> 00:19:23,084
It-it's not better. It hurts.
572
00:19:23,085 --> 00:19:24,501
I'm in a lot of pain right now.
573
00:19:24,629 --> 00:19:26,045
I-I lied.
574
00:19:26,046 --> 00:19:28,381
I knew it. That man has
been clenched for three days.
575
00:19:28,382 --> 00:19:30,341
I was so scared
at the doctor, lin.
576
00:19:30,468 --> 00:19:33,260
When he was about to
put the needle in my butt,
577
00:19:33,304 --> 00:19:35,512
I just wanted you to be
there to hold my hand.
578
00:19:35,681 --> 00:19:37,848
But I was too
embarrassed to ask you
579
00:19:37,849 --> 00:19:39,225
To come to the
butt doctor with me.
580
00:19:39,226 --> 00:19:41,602
My god, of course
I'd hold your hand.
581
00:19:41,687 --> 00:19:43,312
I don't want you to be scared.
582
00:19:43,397 --> 00:19:45,022
You're my big, strong boy.
583
00:19:45,107 --> 00:19:46,732
Thanks, lin. Sorry.
584
00:19:46,817 --> 00:19:49,234
It seemed like we were
all confessing things.
585
00:19:49,403 --> 00:19:50,663
Are we in the right place?
586
00:19:50,696 --> 00:19:52,112
- Steve?
- You came!
587
00:19:52,113 --> 00:19:53,198
Hi, steve.
588
00:19:53,199 --> 00:19:54,407
Well, it was hard to say no
589
00:19:54,408 --> 00:19:55,450
To that voice mail.
590
00:19:55,451 --> 00:19:56,785
That guy sounded so desperate.
591
00:19:56,786 --> 00:19:58,285
Hey. That-that was me.
592
00:19:58,371 --> 00:19:59,662
I-I... I get that a lot.
593
00:19:59,789 --> 00:20:01,109
I brought my friend smooth.
594
00:20:01,110 --> 00:20:02,832
I'm sorry we can't do
the tea party routine,
595
00:20:02,833 --> 00:20:05,292
But smooth and I can do
the double dutch routine.
596
00:20:05,293 --> 00:20:06,920
I don't know if
you've seen that one.
597
00:20:06,921 --> 00:20:08,087
Tea party.
598
00:20:08,172 --> 00:20:09,672
Sorry, we need a third person
599
00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:11,006
For the high tea finale.
600
00:20:11,092 --> 00:20:13,258
- We form kind of a pyramid.
- I know.
601
00:20:13,259 --> 00:20:15,178
The double dutch
is still pretty good.
602
00:20:15,179 --> 00:20:17,680
I mean, it's no tea
party, but what is?
603
00:20:18,474 --> 00:20:19,848
I'll be your third!
604
00:20:19,934 --> 00:20:21,517
- Wow. - Damn.
- Seriously?
605
00:20:21,644 --> 00:20:23,060
- Um...
- I know every move.
606
00:20:23,187 --> 00:20:25,229
And I'm strong.
I'll be the base.
607
00:20:25,389 --> 00:20:26,563
Right on. I'll be the top.
608
00:20:26,564 --> 00:20:28,233
Can we borrow some
cups and saucers?
609
00:20:28,234 --> 00:20:29,284
Sure.
610
00:20:29,443 --> 00:20:31,193
- Smooth?
- Let's serve some tea.
611
00:20:31,278 --> 00:20:32,798
Okay, all right, here we go.
612
00:20:32,822 --> 00:20:34,632
This makes me
want tiny sandwiches.
613
00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:35,991
Wait, where are they going?
614
00:20:35,992 --> 00:20:37,534
No, no, no. Are they
climbing onto the counter?
615
00:20:37,535 --> 00:20:39,786
We can only see their feet.
I don't want to just see feet.
616
00:20:39,787 --> 00:20:42,287
Watching you right now
is my favorite part so far.
617
00:20:42,288 --> 00:20:43,957
You look like a dog
that got locked out of
618
00:20:43,958 --> 00:20:45,249
A tennis ball store.
619
00:20:45,292 --> 00:20:47,501
Too soon. She
lost a lot of dogs today.
620
00:20:47,586 --> 00:20:48,897
God.
621
00:20:48,921 --> 00:20:50,129
- Take it off!
- Yeah!
622
00:20:50,172 --> 00:20:51,964
You got to be
freakin' kidding me.
623
00:20:53,217 --> 00:20:54,417
C-careful with the cups.
624
00:20:54,468 --> 00:20:55,608
Careful with the cups!
625
00:21:19,201 --> 00:21:21,785
- Felt beautiful.
- My gosh.
626
00:21:23,789 --> 00:21:26,040
Now I don't have
to burn something you love!
627
00:21:26,125 --> 00:21:28,042
I'm the best big sister ever!
628
00:21:28,092 --> 00:21:32,642
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