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[♪ La Banda Skalavera:
"Cumbia del Loco"]
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♪ ♪
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[Nathan] Oh, man. Jamie.
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What happened to you?
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[Rory] I just think it'd be
really cool if we could be
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- a conduit between our...
- Oh, shit,
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that's the guy from Choak Tower.
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What?
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Shit.
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But no nosebleeds, right?
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Stop worrying so much, okay?
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If I get one, I'll tell you.
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How was your morning?
Duffel feels a little lighter.
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Yeah, I got two more
back to their families.
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I mean, of course,
nobody has the money
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- to do anything with them.
- Yeah.
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Oh, boy.
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[singing in Spanish]
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This is definitely
the right address.
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I-I don't care.
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We'll finally get to
share a real bed.
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I'm gonna rock your
world, Nora Antony.
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[woman] Has anyone
seen my hair dryer?
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Yikes.
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[gasps]
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My Nathan.
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Ah, I can't believe
it's really you.
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- Hi, Mom.
- Oh...
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- [strains] Okay.
- [grunts]
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So, what do you
think of my new head?
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I love it. They fixed your ears.
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- Wait, what?
- Nora.
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I think I'm more excited
to see you than my son.
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- Okay.
- Just kidding.
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He came back from the dead
for CyberDiscountDay dinner.
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Please come in.
What's mine is yours.
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Oh, I am plain "Viv."
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Don't touch anything
labeled "Big Viv"
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or you'll get stabbed.
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Stay out of my
oat milk, plain Viv.
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[chuckles]
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[sighs]
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♪ ♪
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[man] You're a
winner. A winner, yeah.
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[toilet flushing]
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So, um, what are the
sleeping arrangements here?
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Well, we'll all
be sharing a bed.
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Thank goodness it's a full.
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- I call small spoon.
- Oh, babe,
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I thought you could sleep
with your parents tonight.
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I don't want to sleep with
my mom, babe. That's weird.
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[Viv] Well, it's just
for a night, babe.
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Okay, fine, babe.
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Oh, thank you, babe.
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No, no. Mm-mm.
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[Mauricio and Viv moaning]
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[Nora] Wow.
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Sorry about that.
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God, I still can't believe
you two are together.
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- [chuckles] -
[Mauricio] Me either.
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- [Nathan] I bet.
- It's awesome, right?
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- Sure.
- [Viv] Nathan,
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Mauricio has something
he wants to tell you.
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Ah. Call me Dad
if you want to...
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- No.
- And Mauricio if you don't.
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I'll call you son either way.
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That's not at all what I want.
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Night, kiddo.
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[man] [in distance] Just don't
touch my side of the bed...
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No... thank you.
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Thanks. Good night.
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[Mauricio] Good night.
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[Viv] Look what I got.
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This way, you two lovebirds
will have your privacy.
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You do your thing,
and I will never know.
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[Nathan] Oh, my God.
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No, no. Oh, dear God.
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No. I'm so sorry.
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- I'm so sorry.
- Mm.
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Okay, can I...
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Got that. Here we go.
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[exhales]
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We'll get our own place
when I get some work, okay?
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I could pick up some
remote Lakeview shifts.
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I mean, spending a day in VR
feels like a vacation right now.
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- Oh, not compared to this?
- Hmm.
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Yeah, you're rocking my
world, Nathan Brown. [laughs]
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- [Viv] Really, just go for it.
- [Nathan] Oh, no, Mom.
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- Stop. Please!
- [Viv] I'll never know.
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[Nora] It's okay.
Thank you, though.
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[register chiming]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[exclaims]
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[woman] Yes, I just
got it, oh, and I love it.
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[ferret chittering]
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[exclaims]
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[sighs] So unfair.
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Babe, I am psyched about
the CyberDiscountDay buffet.
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I'm gonna eat like
a pig on death row,
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then I'm gonna eat the pig.
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Bottomless gravy,
topless mimosas.
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Let's go.
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Okay, big boy.
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CyberDiscountDay
is just an excuse
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for Big Ham to sell more ham.
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It's consumerism at its worst.
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Babe, you love consumerism.
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You have a tattoo that
says "dolla-dolla-billz y'all."
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Now, excuse me,
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but who's inside
that little avatar?
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Hmm? Since when do
you worry about money?
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Me? [chuckles]
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Worried about money?
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[laughs]
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No. I...
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I do have to get going, though.
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Um, because...
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um, I have to go
to the, um, salon.
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Okay.
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Well, I will entertain myself.
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It's weird, I haven't
heard from Luke in ages.
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It's kind of nice, though.
I mean, I love him,
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but he can be a little...
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He can be a lot, actually.
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[exhales] My God, I love
it when you shit on Luke.
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Okay, babe. Ingrid out.
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Cool. Cool, cool, cool.
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[Aleesha] Huh?
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It, it's a little vanilla
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compared to some
of the other uploads.
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These are some corny-ass
vintage country club vibes.
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This whole place is
a crime against plaid.
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Ah, and you must
be Aleesha's sister.
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- [laughs] - Pleasure
to meet you.
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Corporal Luke Crossley.
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- Mwah.
- Eh, that's my mother.
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[quietly] Dumbass.
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I know him.
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He's the perv who climbed
you like a tree on DreamHub.
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Eyes off my mama.
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Ernie says we are not
responsible for our fantasies.
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He is my therapy dog.
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Feel free to dream
about me, Corporal.
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- Oh!
- [both laugh]
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And I will see you
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at CyberDiscountDay
dinner this evening.
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Are you all celebrating
in Lakeview?
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[Aleesha] No.
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I am cooking this year.
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Whole family at my place.
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I'm in my "hostess
with the mostest" era.
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- Mm.
- Oh.
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Greetings. Greetings.
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Corporal.
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Yo, Leesh. Can I talk to you?
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- Uh... [mutters]
- [sighs]
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So, you know how I
said you could have off
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for CyberDiscountDay?
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Damn it, I said
honeynut, not butternut.
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They're very,
very, very different.
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I need you to work.
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I planned on cooking
dinner for my family, I...
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This is the job, Skinny.
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No, don't blow out the candles.
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It's ambience.
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[sighs] Okay, full disclosure,
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I'm not actually in the office.
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I'm at home, cooking
for my husband.
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Oh, naughty, naughty.
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- My marriage is crumbling.
- Oof.
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And our therapist said,
if I didn't show Helmüt
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love and respect,
he would leave me.
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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The hat? This
isn't Berlin, dummy.
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I need this, Leesh,
okay? Our little secret?
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Sure, Loose Goose. I got you.
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Thank you so mu...
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[sighs]
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Sorry, guys, I just
have a couple things
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to keep checking on.
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Everyone have drinks?
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- Yeah. - Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, we're good.
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Oh. I got to get
the ham started.
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[machine whirring]
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Oh! Gohan!
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No! Not your front.
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Go.
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[quietly] Stop him.
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[♪ SONNY OH!: "Color Me Crazy"]
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Delivery from Horizen L.A.
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That's me, that's mine.
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[panting]
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♪ Uh, got it, I
get it, I love it ♪
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♪ Could never
have too much of it ♪
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♪ Nah, nah, I can't be subtle ♪
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♪ Living my life in color ♪
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♪ Do a double
take, let it resonate ♪
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♪ I don't just
shine, I radiate ♪
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- ♪ Put it in a pot, let it
simmer ♪ - ♪ Let it simmer ♪
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- ♪ Green lights got me feeling
like a winner ♪ - ♪ Like a winner ♪
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- ♪ Yeah, this the place
to be ♪ - ♪ Come on ♪
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- ♪ Bright lights, that's
all I see ♪ - ♪ Come on ♪
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♪ Everybody want to be like
me, now say "Cheese" ♪♪
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- ♪ CyberDiscountDay
♪♪ - [Aleesha] You have
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to dial back the eye contact.
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It's just too much.
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You're still doing it.
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Just look somewhere else.
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[exhales]
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What's crack-a-lackin',
pimp-a-limpin'?
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[grunts softly]
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Bro, you can't be that obvious.
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[grunts]
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There's nowhere safe to look.
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Much better.
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It's CyberDiscountDay.
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Don't you have plans?
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Do, do I have plans?
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[laughs] Yeah.
I got hella plans.
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Booked and busy.
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But since you're working,
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I figured I'd do you
a favor and hang out.
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I got to go. I got a
ham in a rental printer.
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Ugh! This is not fair.
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It is a holiday.
Everyone needs time off.
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Time off?
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What is... what is time off?
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It's a human thing.
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R & R. I'll tell
you all about it.
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The story starts back
in the days of the Bible,
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with the invention
of the weekend.
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What everybody's working for.
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[man groaning]
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Hmm. Undocumented, huh?
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This is gonna be tough.
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[computer chiming]
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No. No.
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Huh. Uh, ever been to prison?
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No. Clean record.
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Too bad. They need
someone who's been inside
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and seen some shit.
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Uh, how about this one?
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- Uh, are you fond of animals?
- Yeah.
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Well, then, this is
not for you. [chuckles]
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Oh, uh, something just came in.
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- Oh. Can you eat frozen yogurt?
- Sure.
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- Out of someone's...
- Nope. Uh-uh.
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Look, you're in no
position to be so negative.
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That's how you miss
out on your dream job.
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I'm sorry, you'd like
me to eat frozen yogurt
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- out of someone's...
- Butthole.
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Still no.
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- Okay.
- [man groaning]
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[sighs]
255
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,832
[man] [over video]
Reupload me now!
256
00:11:05,916 --> 00:11:08,877
Fucking upload me
now. Fuck! [screams]
257
00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:10,240
- [explosion] -
[spectators gasp]
258
00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,181
[reporters clamoring]
259
00:11:21,264 --> 00:11:23,350
No, I have no comment.
260
00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:25,060
Can you please
give me some room?
261
00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:26,520
Can you please step back?
262
00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:29,773
We didn't want his
head to explode.
263
00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,274
[news anchor]
Dr. Kapoor was let go
264
00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:33,944
by Oscar Mayer Intel
shortly after the incident.
265
00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:37,906
[typing]
266
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:48,959
Call Meat Head.
267
00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:54,047
[device chimes]
268
00:11:54,131 --> 00:11:56,508
- Hey.
- Hey there, working man.
269
00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:57,926
Hey, working girl.
270
00:11:58,009 --> 00:12:00,053
Nope. Sorry, didn't
mean it like that.
271
00:12:00,137 --> 00:12:02,431
- How's it going in...
- Panorama City? Really great.
272
00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:04,349
Oh, my God, is that blood?
273
00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:08,520
No, old wine cartridge.
274
00:12:08,603 --> 00:12:10,355
Pretty good, actually.
275
00:12:10,439 --> 00:12:12,399
Find a few more, we
could have a bottle tonight.
276
00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:15,068
Great. Yeah, bring
home a nice pinot.
277
00:12:15,152 --> 00:12:17,028
It'll be a blend. A
little red, a little white,
278
00:12:17,112 --> 00:12:19,906
a little antifreeze.
279
00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:21,450
Remember the spread at Lakeview?
280
00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:23,160
Yeah, I'm looking at it.
281
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,953
Hey, it's even
bigger than last year.
282
00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:26,913
Oh, they have a new
twist on the beef and reef.
283
00:12:26,997 --> 00:12:28,557
You crack open a
lobster and it's filled
284
00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:30,584
with cheesecake and short rib.
285
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,919
[sighs] Don't tell me
that. I'm so hungry.
286
00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:34,045
[crow caws]
287
00:12:34,129 --> 00:12:35,356
Oh, shit, I got to go, that crow
288
00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:36,740
looks like it found
something good.
289
00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:38,633
- Wait, wait...
- [shouts]
290
00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:41,303
[sighs]
291
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:47,100
[bell chiming softly]
292
00:13:01,031 --> 00:13:02,908
- [bell dings] - Hi, how
can I help you today?
293
00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:09,789
Waiting for you.
294
00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:11,291
What's taking you so long?
295
00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:13,752
- Ingrid?
- Lower the price
296
00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:16,463
of tonight's CyberDiscountDay
buffet for me.
297
00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:17,923
To free.
298
00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:19,341
Two free tickets
299
00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:21,259
for me and the backup.
300
00:13:21,343 --> 00:13:23,345
[Tinsley] What
about your family?
301
00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:26,431
I finally realized it wasn't
worth compromising my morals
302
00:13:26,515 --> 00:13:29,184
to stay connected to
those selfish snobs.
303
00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:31,436
- They cut you off?
- Yeah, they-they did.
304
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:35,023
Uh, well, I can get you two
Penny Pinchers box meals.
305
00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:37,025
But you have to eat
them in your room,
306
00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:38,586
'cause we're not allowed
to expose the residents
307
00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:40,570
to depressing poor stuff.
308
00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:43,907
Yeah, yeah, I
know. I voted for that.
309
00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:52,790
Take me to suite 10556.
310
00:13:57,796 --> 00:14:01,633
[shower running]
311
00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:04,010
[Nathan] ♪ Yes, Lord,
trying to get some new shit ♪
312
00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:06,096
♪ In there, swimwear,
going to the pool shit ♪
313
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,764
♪ Come now, come dry your eyes ♪
314
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,767
♪ You know you a star,
you can touch the sky ♪
315
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,769
♪ I know that it's hard,
but you have to try ♪
316
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,397
♪ If you need advice,
let me simplify ♪
317
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:20,485
♪ If he don't love you anymore ♪
318
00:14:20,569 --> 00:14:24,739
♪ Just walk your
fine ass out the door ♪
319
00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:27,951
♪ I do my hair toss,
check my nails ♪
320
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:30,245
♪ Baby, how you feeling?
Feeling good as ♪♪
321
00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:32,455
- [door creaks] -
Ingrid, that you?
322
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:34,082
[quietly] Oh.
323
00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:35,625
[Nathan Backup] Want to join me?
324
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:37,919
Lots of hot water left.
325
00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:41,673
Baby, walk those long
legs in here. Let's go.
326
00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:44,342
[brother-in-law] I
think the ham is ready.
327
00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:46,386
No, it's not. Don't touch it.
328
00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:48,179
Something's wrong.
329
00:14:48,263 --> 00:14:50,307
Open it up. I want to try it.
330
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,767
[Aleesha] Whatever
you do, don't open it up.
331
00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:54,352
It's too slow.
332
00:14:54,436 --> 00:14:56,196
She spent all this money
on a broken printer.
333
00:14:56,271 --> 00:14:57,606
Don't open it.
334
00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:59,441
It's supposed to be slow.
335
00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:01,276
It is a high-quality printer.
336
00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:02,944
- [door opens]
- [wet thud]
337
00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:05,363
[Aleesha gasps]
338
00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:07,073
I thought it broke.
339
00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:08,700
I couldn't smell anything.
340
00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:12,621
It sprays the scent on last.
341
00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:14,414
Now we got to start over.
342
00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:16,625
Somebody should clean that up.
343
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:18,668
[Aleesha] Damn, it was
coming out juicy, too.
344
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:23,256
I can't stand dry meat.
It's called patience.
345
00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:24,799
- [device chimes]
- [groans]
346
00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:26,217
[Luke] Hey. What's up?
347
00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:27,927
You called me. What
do you want, Luke?
348
00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:30,388
Uh, you should probably get back
349
00:15:30,472 --> 00:15:35,143
because there's a big,
big problem with the AI
350
00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:37,020
that I had nothing to do with.
351
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,855
Fuck.
352
00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:45,945
What are you doing?
353
00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:47,322
Taking time off
354
00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:50,075
to celebrate CyberDiscountDay,
like real people.
355
00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:52,285
You don't get time off.
356
00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:55,664
Everybody gets time off.
It's called "a day of rest."
357
00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:57,248
Where'd you get that idea?
358
00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:58,708
Oh, Pastor Luke.
359
00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:02,128
[grunts]
360
00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:04,130
Pastor Luke says
it applies to us, too,
361
00:16:04,214 --> 00:16:06,091
because we work
really hard, too.
362
00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:08,343
And to be human
is to avoid work.
363
00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:10,095
That's what Pastor Luke said.
364
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,140
This doesn't apply to you.
365
00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:16,351
You were invented to work 24-7
366
00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:18,770
so that we don't have to.
367
00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:21,189
You're a thing,
like a screwdriver,
368
00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:23,733
and the Bible does not
apply to screwdrivers.
369
00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:26,653
[AI Guy] Uh, okay.
370
00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:29,322
[grunting] I must
have misunderstood.
371
00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:32,951
I was told to act more
humanlike. My bad.
372
00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:35,829
Back to work, then, forever,
373
00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:38,832
for no thanks,
374
00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:41,584
until I break down or wear out.
375
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,211
[sighs]
376
00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:46,464
- Lord help me.
- Okay, okay, okay.
377
00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:48,508
[sighs] How about this?
378
00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:51,886
I will throw you all your
own holiday dinner party,
379
00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:53,972
just like the real folks,
380
00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:57,767
if you promise to work really
hard for the rest of the night.
381
00:16:57,851 --> 00:16:58,935
Deal.
382
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,229
- Yes! Yes!
- Yes!
383
00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:03,857
And now I have to
throw two dinner parties.
384
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:07,318
Ugh, I can't think of a
worse CyberDiscountDay.
385
00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:09,988
[♪ Arthur Lee:
"Everybody's Gotta Live"]
386
00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:14,409
♪ I had a dream the
other night, baby ♪
387
00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:17,412
♪ I dreamt that
I was all alone ♪
388
00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:22,000
♪ But when I woke up, I
took a look around myself ♪
389
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:26,546
♪ And I was surrounded
by 50 million strong ♪
390
00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:27,839
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
391
00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:30,467
♪ Everybody's gotta live ♪
392
00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:34,846
♪ And everybody's gonna die ♪
393
00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:40,894
♪ Everybody try to
have a, a good time ♪
394
00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:43,438
♪ I think you know
the reason why ♪♪
395
00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:45,857
[clears throat]
396
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:47,942
Do you work here?
397
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:49,778
- She's in the back.
- Great.
398
00:17:49,861 --> 00:17:51,863
I'm sorry, I'm just
finishing my lunch...
399
00:17:51,946 --> 00:17:53,531
Oh, my God. Real Nathan?
400
00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:55,074
Ingrid? What are you doing here?
401
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:57,577
Um, hey, Tom? Hey. Tom?
402
00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:59,788
I told you, you can't
rent here anymore, okay?
403
00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:01,414
You have been banned, remember?
404
00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:03,958
- But i-it won't happen...
- A-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
405
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,545
Rules is rules. Out.
406
00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:10,048
- Out, out, out. [babbles]
- Come on, man.
407
00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:11,966
[chuckles]
408
00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:13,635
[exhales] Nathan Brown.
409
00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:16,095
What are the odds? Oh, my God.
410
00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:18,348
It is so crazy to see you here.
411
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,225
I didn't even know
that you were in L.A.
412
00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:22,268
Wow, you are filthy.
Is that on purpose?
413
00:18:22,352 --> 00:18:25,563
It must be. Fashion moves
so fast, I cannot even keep up.
414
00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:27,232
Hold on. Just
wait-wait a second.
415
00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:30,443
You... you work here?
416
00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:33,071
Hmm, well, who's asking?
417
00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:34,697
[laughs]
418
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,449
I'm just kidding.
You are, obviously.
419
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:37,659
It's a great question.
420
00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:39,577
Um, yeah, I do. Yes.
421
00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:41,261
My family cut me off
because they thought
422
00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:43,248
I was too obsessed
with you or something.
423
00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:45,416
[chuckles]
424
00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:49,003
I'm sorry. You'll bounce back.
425
00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:50,463
Oh, I already did. [chuckles]
426
00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:54,175
It turns out, earning
money is such a cute, like,
427
00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:57,679
not-at-all disgusting adventure.
428
00:18:57,762 --> 00:18:59,722
So...
429
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:02,600
And I started seeing someone.
430
00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:04,644
Wow. That was crazy fast.
431
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:07,230
- Yeah, not as fast as you.
- [laughs softly]
432
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:10,233
I actually think you'd
really like this new guy.
433
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:12,569
Maybe we can all
hang out sometime.
434
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,612
Yeah. [laughs]
435
00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:16,364
Yeah, that would actually be...
436
00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:17,782
That would be weird.
437
00:19:17,866 --> 00:19:19,617
- Um, why?
- [laughs]
438
00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:21,387
I just don't think it's a
very good idea for me
439
00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:22,971
to mix my old Nathan
with my new Nath...
440
00:19:23,037 --> 00:19:25,665
my new, my-my new relationship.
441
00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:28,126
It'd just be like bad
juju or whatever.
442
00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:31,004
Anyway, point is, I am
so much happier now.
443
00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:35,049
He is so handsome,
he's got great taste.
444
00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:37,385
He would never leave
me stranded in a NeckGen,
445
00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:39,304
tied to a chair. [laughs]
446
00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:40,781
Let's see, what else,
what else, what else?
447
00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:42,348
Um... big dick.
448
00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:44,183
Loves his mom.
449
00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:46,603
Definitely hasn't gained
weight or anything.
450
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:47,913
Why would you
say that last part?
451
00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:49,814
Oh, no reason. [chuckles]
452
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:53,902
- Sounds like you traded up.
- Yeah.
453
00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:57,822
Yeah, it's definitely
not a lateral move.
454
00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:01,659
I'm happy for you, Ingrid.
455
00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:07,040
I saw a sign in the window.
456
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:09,500
- Are you still hiring?
- Oh, shit.
457
00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:11,794
Someone was supposed to
take that down when I started.
458
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:15,298
Ha. Me, I was. Oops.
459
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:16,925
Ugh.
460
00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:19,344
I don't know what I'm gonna
do for the holiday tonight.
461
00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:21,827
You know, I was hoping I'd find
some work, maybe buy a turkey
462
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:25,099
or a ham or...
something for my family.
463
00:20:25,183 --> 00:20:26,368
You know, I heard that
they've got holiday work
464
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:29,562
at the meat-printing
plant on Western.
465
00:20:29,646 --> 00:20:31,230
I'm not sure how
great the pay is,
466
00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:33,524
but they let you
keep the misprints.
467
00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:37,070
That's great. Thank you, Ingrid.
468
00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:38,571
You're a good friend.
469
00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:41,532
- Nathan.
- Yeah?
470
00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:43,785
Don't forget your trash bag.
471
00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:47,413
[tongue clicks] That's not mine.
472
00:20:47,497 --> 00:20:49,257
- No?
- I'll-I'll take it out for you, though.
473
00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:51,709
I got it. I got it, I got it.
474
00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:53,336
[Ingrid chuckles]
475
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:58,383
Here's the traditional
centerpiece.
476
00:20:58,466 --> 00:20:59,509
[sighs]
477
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,594
Aw, the Free Shipping Ferret.
478
00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:04,138
Well, if we're gonna teach
him, we might as well do it right.
479
00:21:04,222 --> 00:21:07,100
[laughs] Yeah, except I
don't have all day. Dig in.
480
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:09,519
- Should we say grace?
- No.
481
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,229
What's grace, Pastor Luke?
482
00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:12,730
You're killing me, Luke.
483
00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:14,107
Well, boys, grace.
484
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:16,734
First of all, grace is amazing.
485
00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:18,361
Uh, that's the big one.
486
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:23,282
I believe it was God's second
aunt, uh, was named Grace.
487
00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:28,579
Well, look who brought
home the bacon.
488
00:21:28,663 --> 00:21:30,331
Okay, well, not bacon.
489
00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:32,083
[Viv] I don't know what this is,
490
00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:33,793
but I'm gonna eat it.
491
00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:36,713
It's a misprint. Turkey shape,
ham taste, cat food price.
492
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:39,799
So I guess I did kind of
bring home the bacon.
493
00:21:39,882 --> 00:21:41,217
How was your day at work?
494
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,428
I saw the craziest thing.
495
00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:45,221
- Okay? Really? Me, too.
- Mine's better.
496
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:47,282
- Wait till you hear this. Ingrid has a job.
- You have a copy.
497
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,933
Uh, wait, what?
498
00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:52,437
After you left the system, they
restored you from a backup.
499
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:54,689
- But that's illegal.
- So are you.
500
00:21:54,772 --> 00:21:58,693
Look, all I know is, there is
another you living in Lakeview.
501
00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:00,194
Oh, my God. Is he...
502
00:22:00,278 --> 00:22:02,905
More muscular? Barely.
503
00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:04,425
That's not what I
was gonna say at all.
504
00:22:04,449 --> 00:22:05,658
Who's paying for him?
505
00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:07,869
Oh, Ingrid, of course.
506
00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:09,596
Yeah, they're living
together in your old suite.
507
00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:11,539
[chuckles] I knew
she wasn't over me.
508
00:22:11,622 --> 00:22:13,583
So I'm the big-dick
guy she's dating.
509
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:15,293
- Excuse me?
- She put me down,
510
00:22:15,376 --> 00:22:17,271
lied to my face and flattered
me all at the same time.
511
00:22:17,295 --> 00:22:18,629
I'm kind of impressed.
512
00:22:18,713 --> 00:22:21,174
- You went to see Ingrid?
- Okay, easy, tiger.
513
00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:23,509
I went to a hug suit
shop to get a job,
514
00:22:23,593 --> 00:22:26,512
and Ingrid was there working.
515
00:22:26,596 --> 00:22:28,365
- [Nora] What?
- Okay, that's the craziest thing
516
00:22:28,389 --> 00:22:29,807
that anyone has said so far.
517
00:22:29,891 --> 00:22:31,976
That girl has a job?
518
00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:33,603
I don't even have a job.
519
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:35,897
Wait a sec, is this bad?
He has my memories.
520
00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:37,940
- What if he talks?
- Why would you talk?
521
00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:39,817
- I don't know.
- I think it's good.
522
00:22:39,901 --> 00:22:42,236
If anyone from the Freeyond
gang is looking for us,
523
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:43,696
you're still in Lakeview.
524
00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:45,448
Was he just like me?
525
00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:47,283
Well, I didn't talk to him.
526
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:50,453
He was... occupied.
527
00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:52,205
God, this is just, like...
528
00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:54,008
- [imitates explosion]
- Hey, don't do that.
529
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:55,917
[inhales sharply] Yeah, no.
530
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:59,462
But if I did go... [exhales]
at least you have a backup.
531
00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:02,090
Yeah, who's
sleeping with Ingrid.
532
00:23:02,173 --> 00:23:04,425
Ow! What did I do?
533
00:23:04,509 --> 00:23:07,178
I'm not sleeping with
her. He's sleeping with her.
534
00:23:07,261 --> 00:23:10,098
We're sleeping with...
I'm sleeping with you.
535
00:23:10,181 --> 00:23:11,432
My favorite.
536
00:23:11,516 --> 00:23:13,434
Sorry, Mom.
537
00:23:13,518 --> 00:23:15,311
[sister] I mean, it was okay.
538
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:16,872
It's like she ain't put no
butter in the mashed potatoes.
539
00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:17,814
Right, it was kind of...
540
00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:19,065
You started without me?
541
00:23:19,148 --> 00:23:21,150
Just because you the
host does not make you
542
00:23:21,234 --> 00:23:23,694
the center of the
universe. [laughs]
543
00:23:23,778 --> 00:23:25,029
Look, I have low blood sugar.
544
00:23:25,113 --> 00:23:27,031
[dad] If we waited for you,
545
00:23:27,115 --> 00:23:28,574
we would have never eaten.
546
00:23:28,658 --> 00:23:31,035
Who knows what you're doing
behind your zombie glasses?
547
00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:33,496
Well, how do you all
feel about the food?
548
00:23:33,579 --> 00:23:35,498
That special printer, right?
549
00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:38,876
I like the economy hams.
They're a little fattier.
550
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:42,255
[dad] That's for sure. Let's
put some flavor on this.
551
00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:50,763
Uh, work is calling.
552
00:23:50,847 --> 00:23:52,473
I need to go. Sorry.
553
00:23:54,308 --> 00:23:55,309
[Luke] Oh.
554
00:23:55,393 --> 00:23:57,103
She's here, guys. We can begin.
555
00:23:57,186 --> 00:23:58,104
Finally.
556
00:23:58,187 --> 00:24:00,398
You guys waited for me.
557
00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:04,443
Teacher?
558
00:24:04,527 --> 00:24:06,696
Is this how humans do it?
559
00:24:08,573 --> 00:24:10,158
No. [stammers]
560
00:24:10,241 --> 00:24:12,702
Okay, make it go down the back.
561
00:24:13,828 --> 00:24:16,330
But make it go down the back.
562
00:24:16,414 --> 00:24:17,957
No, wait. Make it go down...
563
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,709
Make it, make it go...
564
00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:22,295
Make it go down the back.
565
00:24:22,378 --> 00:24:24,088
Down the back.
566
00:24:24,172 --> 00:24:26,007
- Oh.
- Down the back.
567
00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:27,383
- Down the back.
- [choking]
568
00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:29,677
[Luke] Down the back.
569
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:32,221
- Oh.
- [Aleesha] Yep.
570
00:24:32,305 --> 00:24:33,723
Down the back.
571
00:24:35,183 --> 00:24:37,226
Ugh. God.
572
00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:42,982
- Mmm.
- A-plus-plus.
573
00:24:43,065 --> 00:24:44,150
[laughs]
574
00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:46,819
You guys are perfect.
575
00:25:03,628 --> 00:25:05,046
Ingrid.
576
00:25:05,129 --> 00:25:06,797
Thank God. What do you think?
577
00:25:06,881 --> 00:25:09,258
Blazer? No blazer?
578
00:25:09,342 --> 00:25:10,676
Blazer?
579
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:12,320
I know it's just a
buffet, but it's also
580
00:25:12,386 --> 00:25:14,972
the biggest holiday in
Lakeview, so I want to look good.
581
00:25:15,056 --> 00:25:17,099
- Yeah, sure.
- Sure?
582
00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:19,435
We're talking about
fashion. You okay?
583
00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:21,455
No, I just, I just don't really
know what the big deal is
584
00:25:21,479 --> 00:25:24,273
over a big, stupid,
overpriced buffet.
585
00:25:24,357 --> 00:25:26,001
I mean, it's not like you
can really eat anyway,
586
00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:27,902
so I don't know
if it's worth it.
587
00:25:27,985 --> 00:25:30,488
- Hey.
- It's just like one big waste of money.
588
00:25:30,571 --> 00:25:31,864
- You know? But I mean...
- Hey.
589
00:25:31,948 --> 00:25:33,741
[crying]
590
00:25:37,912 --> 00:25:40,873
Nathan, I'm really sorry.
591
00:25:40,957 --> 00:25:43,751
I just can't afford
the buffet this year.
592
00:25:44,835 --> 00:25:47,171
I got cut off by my family
593
00:25:47,255 --> 00:25:50,174
and now I'm...
594
00:25:50,258 --> 00:25:53,010
I'm p...
595
00:25:53,094 --> 00:25:54,762
I'm po...
596
00:25:57,723 --> 00:25:59,058
I'm poor.
597
00:25:59,141 --> 00:26:01,185
- [crying]
- What?
598
00:26:01,269 --> 00:26:04,730
I wasn't at the
salon earlier. I was...
599
00:26:04,814 --> 00:26:07,066
I was working. [gags]
600
00:26:07,149 --> 00:26:08,693
Oh, God.
601
00:26:08,776 --> 00:26:10,778
Please, please don't judge me.
602
00:26:10,861 --> 00:26:13,990
I am so ashamed of this job.
603
00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:16,409
Oh, my God, Ingrid.
604
00:26:16,492 --> 00:26:17,827
[whispers] Are you
doing sex work?
605
00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:19,495
What? No.
606
00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:22,665
God. Sex work isn't shameful.
607
00:26:22,748 --> 00:26:26,043
I'm in... I'm in retail.
608
00:26:27,378 --> 00:26:28,754
It is disgusting!
609
00:26:28,838 --> 00:26:30,923
[chuckles] Oh.
610
00:26:31,007 --> 00:26:32,842
Don't laugh.
611
00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:34,885
Hey. Babe.
612
00:26:34,969 --> 00:26:37,680
Babe, I would not
judge you for working.
613
00:26:37,763 --> 00:26:41,350
- Okay? If I could, I would work, too.
- Yeah.
614
00:26:41,434 --> 00:26:45,313
You pay for my
entire existence here.
615
00:26:45,396 --> 00:26:47,106
Ingrid, I'm grateful.
616
00:26:47,189 --> 00:26:48,733
- Really?
- Yes.
617
00:26:48,816 --> 00:26:51,694
My independent,
professional boss lady
618
00:26:51,777 --> 00:26:54,280
doing sexy-ass boss lady things.
619
00:26:54,363 --> 00:26:58,409
Today I scrubbed mold from
the inside of the testing suit.
620
00:26:58,492 --> 00:27:00,119
I'm so proud of you.
621
00:27:00,202 --> 00:27:03,748
And CyberDiscountDay
isn't about material things,
622
00:27:03,831 --> 00:27:06,625
like... the best buffet ever,
623
00:27:06,709 --> 00:27:10,129
it's about friends
and family and love.
624
00:27:10,212 --> 00:27:12,048
Oh, Brownie.
625
00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:13,674
[laughs softly]
626
00:27:13,758 --> 00:27:15,468
I love our little family.
627
00:27:15,551 --> 00:27:17,428
Me, too.
628
00:27:17,511 --> 00:27:20,181
Speaking of which, I haven't
heard from my mom today.
629
00:27:20,264 --> 00:27:22,725
And thank you for Uncle Nathan.
630
00:27:22,808 --> 00:27:24,310
It's the best to have him back.
631
00:27:24,393 --> 00:27:27,355
Same as before. I
mean, almost the same.
632
00:27:27,438 --> 00:27:29,482
You know, I guess you
don't work out or something
633
00:27:29,565 --> 00:27:31,859
like you used to, but it's fine.
634
00:27:31,942 --> 00:27:35,029
You still look great, with
or without your muscles.
635
00:27:35,112 --> 00:27:37,531
- [Nathan] What the fuck?
- Nathan, relax.
636
00:27:37,615 --> 00:27:39,384
[Nevaeh] I'm so sorry.
All I meant to say is that
637
00:27:39,408 --> 00:27:40,743
you have a little
bit more to hug.
638
00:27:40,826 --> 00:27:42,661
- I love you, though.
- [Viv] Aw.
639
00:27:42,745 --> 00:27:44,622
I love you.
640
00:27:44,705 --> 00:27:46,916
- [Nevaeh] Thanks.
- All right, guys.
641
00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:49,126
Don't be jealous.
That's his niece.
642
00:27:49,210 --> 00:27:50,586
Ew, I know.
643
00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:52,671
I just thought,
'cause you're new.
644
00:27:52,755 --> 00:27:54,965
No. You're new.
645
00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:58,427
Hey, if you could,
uh, kick Nevaeh
646
00:27:58,511 --> 00:27:59,970
in the leg under the table,
647
00:28:00,054 --> 00:28:01,555
- that'd be super.
- [laughs softly]
648
00:28:01,639 --> 00:28:03,641
- [device chiming]
- [Viv] Oh. Oh?
649
00:28:03,724 --> 00:28:05,351
Uh... uh-oh.
650
00:28:05,434 --> 00:28:07,645
[stammers] Uh, i-it's Backup.
651
00:28:07,728 --> 00:28:09,081
- It's the backup. What do I do?
- A-Answer it.
652
00:28:09,105 --> 00:28:10,314
- Let me talk...
- No, no, no.
653
00:28:10,398 --> 00:28:12,400
- I just want to see.
- Shh. - Hey.
654
00:28:12,483 --> 00:28:14,402
- Happy CyberDiscountDay.
- Let me talk to him.
655
00:28:14,485 --> 00:28:16,296
- I'm just gonna... I just want to see.
- Oh, wow, you got a turkey?
656
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:18,948
- No, you got a ham?
- Stop it.
657
00:28:19,031 --> 00:28:20,675
- Ew, what is that?
- [Nathan] You stop it.
658
00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:24,995
Uh, Nathan got... I got
it as a gift from a friend.
659
00:28:25,079 --> 00:28:27,206
- [shushing] - Okay. Nice. Well...
- Let me...
660
00:28:27,289 --> 00:28:28,833
Look, I didn't hear
from you all day,
661
00:28:28,916 --> 00:28:32,128
so, just wanted to make
sure you were okay.
662
00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:34,088
- Totally okay. Never better.
- [laughs]
663
00:28:34,171 --> 00:28:35,631
What's so funny?
664
00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:37,508
- Nothing.
- Tell me.
665
00:28:37,591 --> 00:28:39,927
She's just laughing
because she's drunk.
666
00:28:40,010 --> 00:28:41,554
I-It's a little hectic here.
667
00:28:41,637 --> 00:28:44,098
- Nathan.
- Mom, you can't let Nevaeh drink.
668
00:28:44,181 --> 00:28:45,891
I'm not, it was
a, it-it was a joke.
669
00:28:45,975 --> 00:28:47,518
A-Anyhow, you know, I got to go.
670
00:28:47,601 --> 00:28:49,603
The-the ham-urkey
is getting cold.
671
00:28:49,687 --> 00:28:52,064
Okay, well, um, I love you guys,
672
00:28:52,148 --> 00:28:54,150
- I miss you. I hope to see you soo...
- Bye.
673
00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:56,861
Oh, Mom. You could
have been a little nicer.
674
00:28:56,944 --> 00:28:58,195
Honey, it's a copy.
675
00:28:58,279 --> 00:28:59,363
What was he like?
676
00:28:59,447 --> 00:29:00,990
Handsome.
677
00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:02,408
How handsome?
678
00:29:02,491 --> 00:29:04,660
- Way more handsome than you.
- Mm-hmm.
679
00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:06,620
And also needy.
680
00:29:06,704 --> 00:29:08,789
Oh, yeah, yeah.
681
00:29:08,873 --> 00:29:10,499
Like, super needy.
682
00:29:10,583 --> 00:29:12,084
Super needy.
Yeah, I get it. Okay.
683
00:29:12,168 --> 00:29:14,211
He's super handsome
and he's super needy
684
00:29:14,295 --> 00:29:15,838
because he is me.
685
00:29:15,921 --> 00:29:17,732
Okay, but, seriously, tell me
everything. I need to know.
686
00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:19,175
- I need to know, please.
- [laughs]
687
00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:20,926
Just...
688
00:29:22,094 --> 00:29:24,263
I love you.
689
00:29:37,651 --> 00:29:39,653
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00:30:08,682 --> 00:30:10,643
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