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Previously on SurrealEstate...
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Thank you for making my world
so much bigger.
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Hey! Luke.
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I got my license today.
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- Well, that’s great!
- Congratulations.
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House, unlock the door!
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House!
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Luke, if you could still do
what you used to do,
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we wouldn’t be here.
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I’m always telling you to find
a better work-life balance.
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- This isn’t about balance.
- This is about
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getting out of here
and reassessing my life.
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- You have to relax.
- I’m just taking the shortcut.
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Nah, it’s perfectly fine.
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The biggest thing in these woods
is a raccoon.
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There’s no bears or wolves.
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No, all the chainsaw murderers
are still at camp.
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What’re you even...
Hang on.
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Nothing.
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Look, I’ll be home in ten or so.
Okay, bye.
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Hello?
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Mm...
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House, call the condescending,
unappreciative jerk.
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Calling Luke Roman.
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- Don’t pick up.
- Voicemail, voicemail, voicemail.
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- You’ve reached Luke Roman.
- I’m sorry I missed your call.
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Please leave a message.
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- Luke! Oh, darn.
- I was hoping to talk to you.
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I just wanted to let you know
that I’m going to need
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a few more days
away from the office.
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I’ll be sending you
the contracts
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on Bouvier, Santos
and Padgett.
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They’re easy closings,
clean titles, approved loans,
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you won’t have any problems.
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The Dunn-Herberts
are doing their usual dance.
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It’s probably a good
teaching moment for Zooey.
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I’m dealing with some
personal business,
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so I’m not sure
when I’ll be back in the office,
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but seeing as
nothing ever changes
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at the perfect Roman Agency,
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I’m sure you have everything
well in hand.
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Toodles.
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Hm.
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The "toodles" was a bit much.
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- It was a nice touch.
- Cordial, yet dismissive.
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Yeah. That’s what
I was going for.
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Would you like some tea?
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Yes.
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Yes, I would.
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Toodles?
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It’s a hell of a house.
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Yeah, built in 1893,
historic, solid.
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- Can’t wait to bulldoze it.
- Well, you need to buy it first.
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It’s only polite.
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As you can see,
the property line starts here.
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The creek is on your side.
Plenty of room to...
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- What’s that?
- Well, that is the lot
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next to yours. It’s just
a small place, barely a cottage.
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- How much?
- I...
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I don’t know
if it’s listed for sale.
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If I own that lot,
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I don’t need to worry about
the easements.
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I could build the pool area
over here
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and put the tennis court
over here.
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And the guest house
could be way over here,
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so I’d hardly ever
need to interact
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with visiting relatives.
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I don’t even know
if you’d see them.
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Oh, yeah!
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We’ll reach out
and get a price.
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Don’t worry
about the price. Buy it.
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Maybe we should close
on this property first,
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you know,
get the ball rolling.
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We’re going to do
both deals at once.
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I could never enjoy this lot
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knowing that
I can’t have that lot.
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That’s just me.
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All or nothing.
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I’m gonna call my architect.
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The house and underlying dirt
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are owned by
an offshore holding company.
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The only point of contact
is a law firm in Budapest.
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Swell.
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I reached out
and left a message.
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Yeah, we’re not
liking the odds
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that we’re going to hear back
anytime soon.
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So, we have one sale
contingent on two properties.
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This cabin in the woods
is creating more drama than the
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- million dollar property.
- Mm-hm. Life is funny.
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You know, I could have sworn
there was something
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in that house,
watching me.
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You think maybe
it was your, um...
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your mojo coming back?
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Ah! Maybe it’s growing back,
like a starfish leg.
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- No.
- Just old-fashioned paranoia.
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You all set for today?
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- Mm-hm.
- What’s today?
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I am taking my first couple
to look at houses.
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Susan’s taking her personal days
and I am covering.
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- Aw. Who’s the victim?
- I mean, who’s the client?
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Aw, who’s the victim.
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The Dunn-Herberts.
Lara and Freya.
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What?
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The Dunn-Herberts
are our locally sourced
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organic vegan lookie-loos.
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They shop,
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they kvetch
and they never buy.
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Have fun.
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Great.
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Oh, my God.
You did not do them justice.
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This is like an Oscar Wilde play
about mistaken identity.
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They’re pretending
to shop for a house
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and I’m pretending this isn’t
a complete waste of my time.
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- Well, Susan felt the same way.
- When?
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- Did you talk to her?
- Naw,
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this was the last time
Lara and Freya
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took her for a spin.
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Don’t you think maybe
you should check in?
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With Susan?
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I’ll see her at the charity
bowling thing this weekend.
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Oh, right?
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That’s, like,
mandatory, right?
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- You’re an agent now.
- It’s part of the deal.
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Yeah, just testing the fence
for weak spots.
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Like a velociraptor.
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Anything back from
the lawyers in Budapest?
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- It’s been, like, half a day.
- I don’t want to be a ’pesht’.
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Oh, I see what you did there.
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I kill me.
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Oops. I gotta go
be a receptionist.
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Bye.
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So...
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how much do we love it?
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May I help you?
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"Please call me.
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You’re about to
win the lottery."
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Oh!
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You are the
cabin in the woods!
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I live in the house
in the woods.
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And I don’t
play the lottery.
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I was being
a little clever.
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Very little.
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Could we, uh,
go in here and talk?
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Now, why would we do that?
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Well, if you leave,
you’ll never know.
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- This all looks so...
- science-y.
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Hm. Vic Tandy,
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a British engineer with an
interest in the occult,
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experimented with infrasound,
or low frequency sound.
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Less than 20hz.
18.5 to be exact.
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Some called it
the spirit frequency.
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How’s it work?
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Well, he theorized that sending
vibrations out at that frequency
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might start a dialogue with...
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God knows what.
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So, this disk can be used
like a cochlear implant:
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if something extra-normal
reaches out
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it should vibrate
your cochlear nerve.
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And start a dialogue.
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So, if Luke wears this thing,
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he’ll have his
Luke tingle back?
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Well, I’m not certain
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that it will enable him
to communicate verbally,
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but it should enable
a certain... intuition.
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- Mm.
- The sense of a presence.
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Can we agree
to never use the term
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"Luke tingle" again?
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Yeah, let’s. Mind if I
take it for a test drive?
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Be my guest.
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Kinda tingly.
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Ow! Damn!
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- Wait, what’s wrong?
- Oh!
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It went batshit crazy,
like an explosion of noises.
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Really?
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Ohh!
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Oh, whoa.
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So, that is what
we are looking at.
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Hm.
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Your running dog
capitalist lackey
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wants to buy my idyllic cottage
in the pastoral woods
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and tear it down
for his tennis courts.
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Well, don’t forget about
the pool and the guest house.
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Yes. His desire to avoid
his relatives is so far
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the only endearing
thing about him.
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Um, so, uh...
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what do you say?
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No.
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Kay. Kay?
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Kay.
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I’m going to go way out here
on a limb ethically
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and confide in you that
my client has way more
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money than sense. He will
overpay for your property
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to an alarming degree.
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Oh.
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Lucky, lucky me.
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You didn’t have to come here.
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All I did was drop off
a not-so-clever business card.
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You could have let it go,
but you didn’t.
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Fair enough.
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Well, we could
talk about this over...
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I don’t know...
dinner?
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- I do have to eat.
- Occasionally.
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- How about tonight? I could...
- I have plans tonight.
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Tomorrow?
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My nights are full and rich,
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so I like to eat early.
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Maybe Friday?
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Pick me up at my priceless house
around seven.
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Okay.
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- Hm.
- Who was that?
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Luke?
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Oh, just a homeowner.
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I think
you need to watch her.
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Closely.
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That’s my plan.
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I think
you’re being a hamster.
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Just because
I won’t lie for you?
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- It’s hardly even a lie!
- If my mom calls,
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just tell her
I’m staying with you that night!
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I’ve stayed at your place
lots of times!
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And what if she
wants to speak to you?
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- Then tell her I’m...
- I’m in the shower!
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Or I’m out by the pool
giving cardiac massage
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to a drowning nun!
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Dude, work with me!
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If my parents find out,
there’s gonna be trouble.
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They already don’t like...
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Bruno?
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Bruno?
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Come on, Bru,
quit screwing around!
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Very funny.
C’mon, let’s...
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Bruno!
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- Well, she said no.
- But in real estate,
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"no" is where we start
not where we end.
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I’m sure that looks great
on a motivational poster
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but it only pisses me off.
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Listen, I’m having dinner
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with the homeowner
on Friday night, so...
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Well, that’s great, Luke.
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Take her out to dinner,
order some wine.
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Hell, sleep with her
if you have to,
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but get me
that property.
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I’ll do my best.
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...and the recent disappearance
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to a tragic incident
two and half years ago
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when the bodies of four teens
were found
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completely drained of blood.
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Police sources have neither...
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Ladies!
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Hi!
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- Tantalize me, Zooey.
- What are we going to see today?
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Tantalize me, Freya.
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Is there a world in which
you two actually buy something?
254
00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:48,623
You do know
that real estate agents
255
00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:50,207
only make money
off of sales
256
00:15:50,331 --> 00:15:52,542
and wasting an agent’s time
if you have
257
00:15:52,668 --> 00:15:55,548
zero intention of buying
is the moral equivalent of...
258
00:15:55,671 --> 00:15:58,221
I don’t know...
robbing a liquor store?
259
00:15:58,340 --> 00:16:01,639
- I hope we find something...
- perfect.
260
00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:03,431
Something to die for.
261
00:16:03,553 --> 00:16:05,933
I hope we fall in love
at first sight.
262
00:16:06,557 --> 00:16:09,307
I hope we find something
so perfect
263
00:16:09,434 --> 00:16:11,654
that my checkbook
leaps out of my purse
264
00:16:11,770 --> 00:16:13,520
and writes
an earnest money deposit
265
00:16:13,647 --> 00:16:15,567
before I can stop it!
266
00:16:15,691 --> 00:16:17,230
But probably not.
267
00:16:18,152 --> 00:16:20,072
No.
268
00:16:23,365 --> 00:16:25,235
It’s okay.
269
00:16:28,745 --> 00:16:30,014
Miranda, our client
is willing to drop 15 grand
270
00:16:30,038 --> 00:16:31,278
off the price
to repair the roof
271
00:16:31,831 --> 00:16:32,461
but there’s nothing wrong
with the floors.
272
00:16:32,582 --> 00:16:34,212
Of course!
273
00:16:34,335 --> 00:16:37,004
And your people are welcome to
carpet over it when it’s theirs!
274
00:16:37,546 --> 00:16:39,456
It’s unreasonable to expect us
to pay for them.
275
00:16:40,341 --> 00:16:42,471
No, no, no, no, no.
Those maple floors are gorgeous.
276
00:16:42,592 --> 00:16:44,513
Carpeting over them
would be an act of vandalism.
277
00:16:44,552 --> 00:16:46,722
We’re not going to subsidize
their bad choices.
278
00:16:46,846 --> 00:16:48,783
Tell them about the 15 grand
for the roof and then
279
00:16:48,807 --> 00:16:51,557
tell them horror stories
about dust mites and mold.
280
00:16:51,684 --> 00:16:53,894
Scare their children
and then call me back.
281
00:16:54,020 --> 00:16:55,561
Okay, bye.
282
00:16:56,524 --> 00:16:59,533
When there was only one set
of footprints in the carpet,
283
00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:01,701
that’s when
you were carrying me.
284
00:17:02,529 --> 00:17:04,240
What’s up?
285
00:17:05,406 --> 00:17:07,696
Tell me about that client
who was in yesterday.
286
00:17:07,826 --> 00:17:09,762
- Not really a client.
- She owns one of the properties
287
00:17:09,787 --> 00:17:11,247
Erik Toft wants to buy.
288
00:17:11,372 --> 00:17:13,672
- What do you know about her?
- Not much.
289
00:17:13,790 --> 00:17:15,881
Kay Bozer.
She got an edge to her.
290
00:17:16,460 --> 00:17:17,920
No bullshit.
291
00:17:18,045 --> 00:17:19,704
Kind of refreshing.
292
00:17:20,463 --> 00:17:22,013
When she was in the office,
she...
293
00:17:22,549 --> 00:17:24,930
affected
one of my devices.
294
00:17:26,636 --> 00:17:28,096
What do you mean?
295
00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:30,142
It operates
at a certain frequency
296
00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:33,346
that is sensitive
to certain phenomena.
297
00:17:33,894 --> 00:17:35,443
It could be a coincidence,
but...
298
00:17:36,020 --> 00:17:38,941
the device operated properly
again the moment she left.
299
00:17:40,483 --> 00:17:42,784
Will you be, uh,
seeing the lady again?
300
00:17:44,113 --> 00:17:46,492
We’re having dinner Friday,
as a matter of fact.
301
00:17:47,740 --> 00:17:49,621
Kinda hit it off.
302
00:17:49,742 --> 00:17:51,202
So it’s, uh...
303
00:17:51,327 --> 00:17:54,538
not an insidious plan
to get her to sell?
304
00:17:54,664 --> 00:17:57,045
No, my insidious plan
was to have a nice dinner
305
00:17:57,166 --> 00:17:58,626
with an interesting lady.
306
00:17:58,751 --> 00:18:00,922
My first since Megan,
in fact.
307
00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:06,298
Would you, uh, be open
to trying a sort of experiment?
308
00:18:08,846 --> 00:18:11,096
This device
is really quite subtle.
309
00:18:11,222 --> 00:18:12,972
You wear it behind your ear.
310
00:18:13,099 --> 00:18:15,036
- She won’t even see that...
- I don’t think so...
311
00:18:15,059 --> 00:18:16,559
Luke, it’s science.
312
00:18:16,686 --> 00:18:18,606
No! It’s a dinner date
with a nice lady.
313
00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:20,191
A nice lady
314
00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:23,526
who might just vibrate
at 18.5 hertz.
315
00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:27,819
Let me see it.
316
00:18:39,626 --> 00:18:41,707
See? No big thing.
317
00:18:42,671 --> 00:18:44,131
I don’t know. Feels creepy
wearing a
318
00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:46,675
metaphysical nicotine patch
on our first date.
319
00:18:46,799 --> 00:18:49,049
Science is often creepy.
320
00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:52,430
But, if it isn’t activated,
she’ll never know.
321
00:18:52,556 --> 00:18:55,175
- And if it is?
- Run away.
322
00:18:56,268 --> 00:18:57,807
Run like hell.
323
00:18:58,394 --> 00:18:59,855
As fast as you can.
324
00:19:09,573 --> 00:19:10,992
Ah! You’re back.
325
00:19:11,115 --> 00:19:13,286
Oh-ho.
326
00:19:13,410 --> 00:19:16,329
They are killing me,
Augie.
327
00:19:16,454 --> 00:19:19,325
Not only are they draining me
of my will to sell real estate,
328
00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:21,377
they are draining me
of my will to live.
329
00:19:23,127 --> 00:19:26,548
- You should talk to Luke.
- Just, uh, not right now.
330
00:19:26,673 --> 00:19:28,223
Why?
331
00:19:28,342 --> 00:19:31,011
It seems that, uh,
one of Susan’s clients
332
00:19:31,135 --> 00:19:35,016
is involved in a transaction
with one of Rita’s clients
333
00:19:35,140 --> 00:19:38,730
and Rita is unhappy about
Susan’s extended sabbatical.
334
00:19:38,852 --> 00:19:42,021
America’s
real estate sweetheart.
335
00:19:42,146 --> 00:19:44,017
So, what else is happening
in the real world?
336
00:19:44,148 --> 00:19:45,648
Well, let’s see...
337
00:19:45,776 --> 00:19:49,645
Uh, Luke is still trying
to close the Toft deals.
338
00:19:50,279 --> 00:19:53,369
He has developed a
post-professional interest
339
00:19:53,491 --> 00:19:55,832
in the woman who owns
the adjacent property.
340
00:19:55,952 --> 00:19:57,373
My spirit frequency
device was...
341
00:19:57,496 --> 00:19:58,996
Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait!
342
00:19:59,123 --> 00:20:01,423
Did you just say
post-professional?
343
00:20:01,541 --> 00:20:03,041
He’s hot for her?
344
00:20:03,167 --> 00:20:05,837
Your words,
not mine.
345
00:20:05,962 --> 00:20:10,343
Oh, my God! That’ll teach me
to leave the office, like, ever!
346
00:20:10,467 --> 00:20:11,886
Who is she?
What is she like?
347
00:20:12,010 --> 00:20:13,510
We haven’t met.
348
00:20:13,636 --> 00:20:15,217
But she, uh...
349
00:20:15,346 --> 00:20:16,846
set off my device.
350
00:20:18,683 --> 00:20:20,564
Apparently
she did the same for Luke.
351
00:20:33,531 --> 00:20:35,951
So, Luke tells me
you’re a licensed agent now.
352
00:20:36,076 --> 00:20:37,615
Congratulations.
353
00:20:38,202 --> 00:20:39,702
Thank you.
354
00:20:39,829 --> 00:20:41,369
Hm.
355
00:20:42,207 --> 00:20:43,916
You know,
I always liked you, Zooey.
356
00:20:44,835 --> 00:20:47,595
You strike me
as an oasis of pragmatism
357
00:20:48,337 --> 00:20:50,258
in a place
obsessed with fantasy,
358
00:20:50,382 --> 00:20:53,642
like the last
personal injury attorney in a
359
00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:55,641
hastily assembled
amusement park.
360
00:20:57,181 --> 00:20:58,891
May I give you
a piece of advice?
361
00:20:59,016 --> 00:21:00,556
I guess so.
362
00:21:00,683 --> 00:21:02,943
Always give the client
363
00:21:03,061 --> 00:21:04,481
what they need.
364
00:21:04,605 --> 00:21:06,615
Not what they want.
365
00:21:06,731 --> 00:21:08,281
Yeah? Hm.
366
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:09,940
Do you know
what I used to be?
367
00:21:10,818 --> 00:21:12,778
I got my masters
in philosophy.
368
00:21:13,696 --> 00:21:16,116
Oh, yes.
I focused on Kierkegaard.
369
00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:19,121
The aesthetic, the ethical
and the religious.
370
00:21:19,243 --> 00:21:21,003
Well, you can imagine how
371
00:21:21,121 --> 00:21:24,000
gracefully that interacted
with a career in real estate.
372
00:21:24,708 --> 00:21:26,127
Zero sales.
373
00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:29,250
- So, what did you do?
- So I shifted gears.
374
00:21:29,378 --> 00:21:31,838
I focused on the primacy
of the individual
375
00:21:31,964 --> 00:21:35,005
and of individual concerns
above any abstract reality
376
00:21:35,134 --> 00:21:37,005
or grand metaphysical system.
377
00:21:37,846 --> 00:21:40,806
Still couldn’t sell a salmon
to a grizzly bear.
378
00:21:40,932 --> 00:21:42,603
This is all great stuff,
379
00:21:42,726 --> 00:21:44,476
but what am I supposed to do
with any of it?
380
00:21:44,603 --> 00:21:48,153
I realized that I was vastly
overthinking the whole thing
381
00:21:48,272 --> 00:21:51,823
and that my clients were
ignorant doorknobs
382
00:21:51,943 --> 00:21:54,824
incapable of articulating
their own desires.
383
00:21:55,572 --> 00:21:57,322
So, I looked at
their lifestyles
384
00:21:57,449 --> 00:22:00,199
and I showed them
corresponding inventory.
385
00:22:00,326 --> 00:22:03,537
I focused on
what they deeply needed,
386
00:22:03,663 --> 00:22:05,834
not what they said they wanted
387
00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:07,708
because seldom are they
the same thing.
388
00:22:07,835 --> 00:22:09,674
- Preach!
- Mm.
389
00:22:09,795 --> 00:22:14,015
The moment I fully embraced
my intellectual authority
390
00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:15,633
and saw my clients
391
00:22:15,759 --> 00:22:18,219
as the low-level primates
that they are
392
00:22:18,929 --> 00:22:21,308
my business tripled overnight.
393
00:22:21,431 --> 00:22:23,730
I was able to pay off
my student loans,
394
00:22:23,851 --> 00:22:26,391
buy a Cadillac Escalade...
395
00:22:27,145 --> 00:22:28,685
and divorce my husband.
396
00:22:29,314 --> 00:22:30,733
So sad.
397
00:22:32,108 --> 00:22:33,818
Yet inspiring.
398
00:22:34,443 --> 00:22:36,034
Well, that’s the big secret.
399
00:22:36,154 --> 00:22:38,704
You are smarter
than your clients.
400
00:22:41,451 --> 00:22:43,040
I totally am!
401
00:22:44,621 --> 00:22:47,371
Oh, you might want to pass it
along to Captain Goodhair.
402
00:22:47,499 --> 00:22:51,038
He still seems to think that
clients deserve our respect.
403
00:22:51,170 --> 00:22:53,420
That’s adorable.
404
00:22:55,965 --> 00:22:57,546
Oh.
405
00:23:01,180 --> 00:23:02,680
Still crazy.
406
00:23:04,473 --> 00:23:06,354
How’d it go?
407
00:23:07,102 --> 00:23:08,602
Well, he took the device.
408
00:23:08,729 --> 00:23:10,358
We’ll see
if he actually deploys it.
409
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:12,069
There is something
creepy about it,
410
00:23:12,191 --> 00:23:13,901
- you know?
- Yeah.
411
00:23:14,026 --> 00:23:16,276
On the subject of creepy,
you know those missing kids?
412
00:23:16,403 --> 00:23:18,282
Yeah, I’ve heard
something about them.
413
00:23:18,989 --> 00:23:20,409
Something rings a bell.
414
00:23:45,182 --> 00:23:47,392
Hey! Are you okay?
415
00:24:14,377 --> 00:24:15,958
What’s the matter?
416
00:24:28,224 --> 00:24:29,934
Hey!
417
00:24:30,059 --> 00:24:31,599
You shouldn’t be here.
418
00:24:32,561 --> 00:24:34,692
This is where those...
419
00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:46,369
Ladies, how was your day?
420
00:24:46,492 --> 00:24:48,873
’Cause it’s about to get
a whole lot better.
421
00:24:55,961 --> 00:24:58,131
So, there are two houses
left on the list
422
00:24:58,255 --> 00:24:59,714
Susan made up for you.
423
00:24:59,839 --> 00:25:01,509
We’re coming up
to the first one...
424
00:25:01,633 --> 00:25:03,012
and...
425
00:25:03,134 --> 00:25:04,845
- we’re driving away!
- What?!
426
00:25:04,970 --> 00:25:07,140
- It’s not right.
- Tiny rooms, no natural lighting
427
00:25:07,263 --> 00:25:09,104
and the raccoons in the yard?
Yeah, they’re not
428
00:25:09,182 --> 00:25:10,910
the helpful Disney kind.
They’ll cut a bitch.
429
00:25:10,933 --> 00:25:12,828
- I still wouldn’t mind...
- Nah, you hate it already.
430
00:25:12,853 --> 00:25:16,313
So, moving on to
bachelorette number two.
431
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:19,650
Here she comes, and...
432
00:25:19,776 --> 00:25:21,316
- there she goes.
- Wait! Slow down.
433
00:25:21,444 --> 00:25:23,204
Bye!
434
00:25:23,321 --> 00:25:24,821
Two bedrooms, two baths,
435
00:25:24,948 --> 00:25:26,867
fully finished basement
and a home office.
436
00:25:26,991 --> 00:25:29,162
All the stuff you wanted
and none of the shit you need.
437
00:25:29,286 --> 00:25:30,695
Zooey, can’t we just...?
438
00:25:30,828 --> 00:25:32,828
Price is on the high side
of your range.
439
00:25:32,955 --> 00:25:35,576
Add in the HOA fees and to
make PITI you’re gonna need
440
00:25:35,709 --> 00:25:37,811
a bake sale every month, which
is going to be impossible. Why?
441
00:25:37,836 --> 00:25:39,875
Because your kitchen
is too frickin’ small!
442
00:25:40,005 --> 00:25:42,595
So, that’s it
for Susan’s houses.
443
00:25:42,715 --> 00:25:46,046
Now it’s time for me
to rock your world.
444
00:26:09,992 --> 00:26:11,742
Right on time.
445
00:26:11,869 --> 00:26:13,410
Hi.
446
00:26:16,875 --> 00:26:18,375
Look.
447
00:26:18,501 --> 00:26:20,041
It’s a blood moon tonight.
448
00:26:20,670 --> 00:26:22,259
Pardon me?
449
00:26:22,381 --> 00:26:23,921
A blood moon.
450
00:26:24,508 --> 00:26:26,968
The direct sunlight on earth
passes through the atmosphere
451
00:26:27,094 --> 00:26:28,763
and is projected
onto the moon;
452
00:26:29,679 --> 00:26:31,598
makes it all red
and spooky.
453
00:26:32,723 --> 00:26:34,604
Hasn’t happened
for two and a half years.
454
00:26:35,977 --> 00:26:37,936
So this is
a special night.
455
00:26:40,231 --> 00:26:41,771
Very.
456
00:27:43,545 --> 00:27:45,005
I like your eyes.
457
00:27:48,340 --> 00:27:49,881
No, I do.
458
00:27:50,885 --> 00:27:52,596
They’ve seen a lot.
459
00:27:56,807 --> 00:27:59,728
Most men your age...
our age...
460
00:27:59,853 --> 00:28:02,363
still have the eyes
of adolescent boys.
461
00:28:03,522 --> 00:28:06,323
Too many Saturday open houses
will do that to a person.
462
00:28:09,988 --> 00:28:11,857
So, you’re not
seeing anyone?
463
00:28:13,909 --> 00:28:15,449
Nobody special.
464
00:28:16,118 --> 00:28:17,578
You?
465
00:28:17,703 --> 00:28:19,253
Mm-mm.
466
00:28:19,748 --> 00:28:22,248
Well, that’s
about to change.
467
00:28:24,836 --> 00:28:26,665
You’re somebody special?
468
00:28:28,298 --> 00:28:30,758
You have no idea.
469
00:28:31,884 --> 00:28:34,105
- So, here we are.
- The steak tartare.
470
00:28:35,096 --> 00:28:36,965
And the roasted Cornish hen
for the gentleman.
471
00:28:41,435 --> 00:28:42,976
Anything else?
472
00:28:45,648 --> 00:28:47,189
Anything at all?
473
00:28:49,903 --> 00:28:51,653
Please?
474
00:28:52,739 --> 00:28:55,239
- We’re good.
- Thanks.
475
00:28:58,161 --> 00:29:00,161
Everything looks delicious.
476
00:29:00,288 --> 00:29:01,958
You look delicious.
477
00:29:22,519 --> 00:29:24,058
Ta-da!
478
00:29:24,645 --> 00:29:27,935
Two bedrooms; two baths;
gorgeous sunroom.
479
00:29:28,066 --> 00:29:31,236
All living space on one level,
no finished basement.
480
00:29:31,361 --> 00:29:33,201
Finished basement
was on the list.
481
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:36,490
- You don’t need one.
- There’s tons of storage.
482
00:29:36,615 --> 00:29:39,236
Just picture yourself
in the space.
483
00:29:39,368 --> 00:29:41,999
Your couch, your photos
on the wall,
484
00:29:42,122 --> 00:29:44,211
your favorite meal cooking
in the fully functional,
485
00:29:44,332 --> 00:29:45,791
spacious kitchen.
486
00:29:45,916 --> 00:29:48,207
Just picture the house
for what it could be
487
00:29:48,336 --> 00:29:50,375
with your undies
in the drawer.
488
00:29:51,213 --> 00:29:52,673
Is the neighborhood safe?
489
00:29:52,798 --> 00:29:55,719
- Of course.
- You need to be safe.
490
00:29:55,844 --> 00:29:58,183
You need to be happy.
You need sunshine.
491
00:29:58,305 --> 00:30:00,855
But most of all, you need
to come home every night
492
00:30:00,973 --> 00:30:03,023
and close the door
against the world
493
00:30:03,809 --> 00:30:06,019
in a house
that loves you back.
494
00:30:07,063 --> 00:30:08,732
We can afford
something fancier.
495
00:30:08,856 --> 00:30:10,960
This point in your lives,
you don’t need to be house poor.
496
00:30:10,983 --> 00:30:12,653
You need to be life rich.
497
00:30:12,777 --> 00:30:15,567
I mean, with this house
you can still afford fancy wines
498
00:30:15,696 --> 00:30:17,277
and concert tickets;
499
00:30:17,406 --> 00:30:20,277
vacations somewhere warm and
impractical anniversary gifts.
500
00:30:21,994 --> 00:30:24,585
And all in a place
that feels like home.
501
00:30:26,750 --> 00:30:28,420
I do kinda love it.
502
00:30:28,542 --> 00:30:30,843
It’s such a big decision.
503
00:30:30,961 --> 00:30:34,342
Hey, I can only find you the
house you were born to live in.
504
00:30:34,465 --> 00:30:36,256
Can’t give you
the cojones to buy it.
505
00:30:42,222 --> 00:30:42,272
Well, and the place has been
in my family for generations.
506
00:30:42,891 --> 00:30:43,891
It’s just simpler
507
00:30:45,101 --> 00:30:46,537
to keep the title
with the firm in Budapest.
508
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:47,760
You know,
tax purposes and all.
509
00:30:48,938 --> 00:30:51,228
And just like that
we’re back to talking business.
510
00:30:52,942 --> 00:30:54,491
Okay.
511
00:30:55,028 --> 00:30:56,567
Let’s stop fighting it.
512
00:30:57,655 --> 00:30:59,195
Let’s give in.
513
00:31:00,866 --> 00:31:03,037
Well, I’m not going to give you
a hard sell here.
514
00:31:03,662 --> 00:31:05,201
What a relief.
515
00:31:05,954 --> 00:31:08,825
I bet you can be
terribly persuasive.
516
00:31:09,416 --> 00:31:11,457
To the point
of irresistibility.
517
00:31:12,921 --> 00:31:14,461
I’m just going to
tell you one thing:
518
00:31:15,423 --> 00:31:17,182
You will never get
nearly as much
519
00:31:17,299 --> 00:31:20,339
as my client is willing to pay
for your property right now.
520
00:31:21,221 --> 00:31:22,760
Ever.
521
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:25,180
Ooh.
522
00:31:25,599 --> 00:31:27,140
Never.
523
00:31:27,727 --> 00:31:30,936
That’s such a long time.
524
00:31:33,607 --> 00:31:35,147
Long...
525
00:31:35,693 --> 00:31:37,243
time.
526
00:31:38,988 --> 00:31:40,748
Hey, Luke. So, I’ve got
527
00:31:40,865 --> 00:31:42,404
good news
and bad news.
528
00:31:42,784 --> 00:31:44,544
Uh, good news
is that the Dunn-Herberts
529
00:31:44,661 --> 00:31:46,161
are no longer lookie-loos...
530
00:31:46,287 --> 00:31:48,076
they’re buyers!
531
00:31:48,205 --> 00:31:50,576
Bad news is, uh...
532
00:31:50,709 --> 00:31:53,838
Yeah. It’s a Rita Weiss listing.
533
00:31:53,961 --> 00:31:56,211
Hope we can still be friends!
’Kay, bye!
534
00:31:58,298 --> 00:32:00,088
Ooh.
535
00:32:05,056 --> 00:32:06,766
August!
536
00:32:06,891 --> 00:32:08,851
So, I’ve been reading up
on Hungarian legends.
537
00:32:10,353 --> 00:32:12,313
Ah. The Budapest lawyer.
538
00:32:12,439 --> 00:32:13,769
Exactly. What’s her name?
539
00:32:13,897 --> 00:32:15,567
The-the lady that Luke’s
going out with?
540
00:32:15,692 --> 00:32:17,321
Bozer. Kay Bozer.
541
00:32:17,443 --> 00:32:19,003
Look at this.
542
00:32:21,780 --> 00:32:23,621
Mm. Lovely.
543
00:32:23,741 --> 00:32:25,412
This is a Hungarian witch.
544
00:32:25,535 --> 00:32:27,505
Legend has it
that she has the power to fly,
545
00:32:27,619 --> 00:32:30,410
or to transform herself
into a girl or woman of any age.
546
00:32:30,539 --> 00:32:32,670
Men and boys
are helpless against her.
547
00:32:33,542 --> 00:32:35,212
Men and boys.
548
00:32:35,336 --> 00:32:37,875
Yeah, I’ve seen that legend
in several cultures.
549
00:32:38,006 --> 00:32:39,586
But the thing is,
she can only survive
550
00:32:39,715 --> 00:32:41,276
by soaking in the blood
of a living male
551
00:32:41,300 --> 00:32:42,891
in the light
of a blood moon.
552
00:32:43,010 --> 00:32:46,260
The blood moon recharges her
until the next one comes along.
553
00:32:47,265 --> 00:32:49,924
- Oh, dear.
- Those missing teenagers.
554
00:32:50,559 --> 00:32:53,690
- Tonight is a blood moon.
- The first in years.
555
00:32:55,147 --> 00:32:56,688
We need to warn Luke.
556
00:32:58,067 --> 00:33:00,067
Guess what they call her
in Hungary?
557
00:33:01,028 --> 00:33:02,818
Boszorkány.
558
00:33:02,946 --> 00:33:04,616
Bozer.
559
00:33:04,740 --> 00:33:06,580
Close enough.
560
00:33:15,417 --> 00:33:16,979
They really shouldn’t play
Walking On Sunshine
561
00:33:17,002 --> 00:33:18,252
when you’re on hold
with 9-1-1.
562
00:33:18,378 --> 00:33:19,919
Try Luke again.
563
00:33:37,648 --> 00:33:39,189
Come in for a nightcap.
564
00:33:42,111 --> 00:33:44,030
I’d love to.
565
00:34:14,643 --> 00:34:16,153
It’s Kékfrankos .
566
00:34:16,980 --> 00:34:18,480
From Hungary.
567
00:34:29,951 --> 00:34:31,490
Mm.
568
00:34:32,327 --> 00:34:33,947
Spicy.
569
00:34:34,079 --> 00:34:35,619
You have no idea.
570
00:34:39,168 --> 00:34:40,998
You know,
571
00:34:41,128 --> 00:34:43,958
I’m very choosy
about men, Luke.
572
00:34:46,050 --> 00:34:47,639
Boys, on the other hand.
573
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:49,349
On the other hand.
574
00:34:49,929 --> 00:34:51,759
Boys are a dime a dozen.
575
00:34:51,889 --> 00:34:53,429
Dime a dozen.
576
00:34:54,016 --> 00:34:55,427
Boys are like wine
577
00:34:55,559 --> 00:34:57,440
that just went into
the barrel.
578
00:34:57,561 --> 00:34:59,152
Just went into
the barrel.
579
00:34:59,271 --> 00:35:00,981
They haven’t become complex...
580
00:35:01,106 --> 00:35:03,686
complex, or interesting.
581
00:35:03,818 --> 00:35:07,108
They’re just
an amalgam of chemicals...
582
00:35:09,699 --> 00:35:11,278
Hormones...
583
00:35:12,619 --> 00:35:14,159
testosterone.
584
00:35:15,038 --> 00:35:18,867
Boys are only good
for two things:
585
00:35:20,208 --> 00:35:21,789
Keeping me young...
586
00:35:23,045 --> 00:35:25,626
and becoming men
like you.
587
00:35:26,548 --> 00:35:29,009
Come.
588
00:35:53,117 --> 00:35:54,797
You know breaking and entering
is a crime.
589
00:35:54,869 --> 00:35:56,579
- Heavens, yes!
- A very serious crime.
590
00:35:56,704 --> 00:35:58,253
Glad that’s
on your radar.
591
00:36:31,197 --> 00:36:33,197
Luke!?
592
00:36:39,288 --> 00:36:41,117
- Luke?
- Hm...
593
00:36:41,958 --> 00:36:43,538
She needs the moonlight.
594
00:36:43,668 --> 00:36:45,748
Block the moonlight
595
00:36:53,469 --> 00:36:56,389
- Auggie! Snap out of it.
- Luke! Help Luke!
596
00:37:14,824 --> 00:37:16,623
I’m waiting for you.
597
00:37:17,492 --> 00:37:19,213
Keep waiting, Boszorkány.
598
00:37:30,088 --> 00:37:31,668
Let’s get you out of here.
599
00:37:32,425 --> 00:37:33,934
Where am I?
600
00:37:35,802 --> 00:37:37,353
What’s-what’s going on?
601
00:37:38,681 --> 00:37:40,931
Oh.
602
00:38:07,126 --> 00:38:08,626
Yeah.
603
00:38:09,753 --> 00:38:11,304
I gotta be honest,
big guy...
604
00:38:11,963 --> 00:38:13,514
she’s kinda old for you.
605
00:38:14,467 --> 00:38:16,007
Redheads.
606
00:38:39,407 --> 00:38:42,538
Foot spray, spilt beer.
607
00:38:42,661 --> 00:38:44,202
Smells like...
608
00:38:45,581 --> 00:38:47,420
victory.
609
00:38:51,253 --> 00:38:53,594
Uh, let me know
when Susan gets here.
610
00:38:55,215 --> 00:38:58,255
- Ha-ha, hi.
- There she is!
611
00:38:58,385 --> 00:38:59,885
My only very slightly younger
612
00:39:00,012 --> 00:39:03,391
but not even a little
more attractive sister.
613
00:39:03,516 --> 00:39:05,476
- Uh-huh.
- Get her a drink!
614
00:39:06,768 --> 00:39:08,849
I will tell you
when to stop pouring.
615
00:39:08,980 --> 00:39:11,190
Thank you.
616
00:39:15,318 --> 00:39:17,199
Um...
617
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:19,490
Uh, what is this?
618
00:39:19,614 --> 00:39:21,235
White wine shandy.
619
00:39:22,994 --> 00:39:25,664
We add
elderflower liqueur to it.
620
00:39:25,788 --> 00:39:28,458
It’s the official drink
of the "Listed Sisters"!
621
00:39:29,208 --> 00:39:30,708
It’s our organized group
622
00:39:30,835 --> 00:39:33,425
of powerful female
real estate agents
623
00:39:33,545 --> 00:39:36,666
that aren’t at all sad,
or trying too hard.
624
00:39:38,259 --> 00:39:40,009
- Sign me up.
- Ah.
625
00:39:40,135 --> 00:39:43,425
- Zooey, I love your nails!
- Where do you get them done?
626
00:39:43,556 --> 00:39:45,925
- I, uh...
- do them myself. Um...
627
00:39:46,057 --> 00:39:48,387
I’ve always wanted
to get my helix pierced
628
00:39:48,518 --> 00:39:50,559
but I’m too scared.
629
00:39:51,188 --> 00:39:53,688
- Ladies, ladies, relax.
- You’ll all have
630
00:39:53,815 --> 00:39:55,275
your "Zooey time."
631
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:58,201
After all,
she’s one of us.
632
00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:01,990
One of us. One of us. One of us.
633
00:40:02,115 --> 00:40:03,775
One of us.
634
00:40:03,909 --> 00:40:05,369
One of us.
635
00:40:05,494 --> 00:40:07,753
One of us.
One of us.
636
00:40:07,871 --> 00:40:10,922
One of us. One of us.
637
00:40:11,041 --> 00:40:14,552
- No!
- Nooooo!
638
00:40:18,965 --> 00:40:20,795
Huh.
639
00:40:22,177 --> 00:40:23,847
Oh-ho-ho...
640
00:40:26,139 --> 00:40:28,099
Luke.
641
00:40:28,226 --> 00:40:29,766
Greg.
642
00:40:35,233 --> 00:40:37,362
- Nice to see you again.
- You as well.
643
00:40:41,239 --> 00:40:42,909
Wah, wah.
644
00:40:43,032 --> 00:40:44,581
Anywho...
645
00:40:47,869 --> 00:40:50,119
- Are you okay?
- You get my messages?
646
00:40:50,248 --> 00:40:51,849
- I did! That’s great!
- You took a client
647
00:40:51,873 --> 00:40:53,634
that I never thought
would amount to anything
648
00:40:53,708 --> 00:40:55,088
and you sold ’em a house!
649
00:40:55,210 --> 00:40:56,840
- A Rita house.
- A Rita house
650
00:40:56,963 --> 00:40:58,731
that we’re still going to make
half commission on!
651
00:40:58,755 --> 00:41:01,715
From zero to payday.
I am so proud of you.
652
00:41:02,300 --> 00:41:04,050
And all it cost
was my soul.
653
00:41:05,137 --> 00:41:08,766
It is a sale that us grownups
make every day.
654
00:41:09,182 --> 00:41:10,643
You did good.
655
00:41:10,768 --> 00:41:12,228
Oh, and hey...
656
00:41:12,353 --> 00:41:13,983
you are going to love this.
657
00:41:14,771 --> 00:41:17,021
I told Erik Toft that
the property he wanted to buy
658
00:41:17,148 --> 00:41:19,568
was the site of horrific murders
and bloodletting.
659
00:41:19,693 --> 00:41:21,494
Full disclosure,
you know.
660
00:41:21,612 --> 00:41:23,072
And guess what he says...
661
00:41:23,197 --> 00:41:24,907
No.
662
00:41:25,032 --> 00:41:28,121
He says
an ITF regulation tennis court
663
00:41:28,244 --> 00:41:30,833
is the only proper way
to honor their memory.
664
00:41:30,954 --> 00:41:33,175
So that sale
is gonna happen, too.
665
00:41:33,291 --> 00:41:34,960
- Wow.
- Oh.
666
00:41:36,460 --> 00:41:39,170
- Life is funny.
- You got that right.
667
00:41:44,592 --> 00:41:46,143
You seen Susan?
668
00:41:46,762 --> 00:41:48,431
This is her event!
669
00:41:49,639 --> 00:41:51,349
Uh...
670
00:41:51,976 --> 00:41:53,516
No, actually.
671
00:41:59,025 --> 00:42:00,574
I have to go.
672
00:42:01,152 --> 00:42:04,242
I planned the event.
People are counting on me.
673
00:42:04,362 --> 00:42:07,413
I’ve enjoyed having you here
these past few days.
674
00:42:07,532 --> 00:42:08,952
We’ve bonded.
675
00:42:12,246 --> 00:42:13,706
Unlock the door!
676
00:42:15,623 --> 00:42:17,173
Shut down security system.
677
00:42:17,835 --> 00:42:19,994
We’ve bonded, Susan.
678
00:42:20,128 --> 00:42:22,548
- Unlock the door!
- Don’t go.
679
00:42:22,672 --> 00:42:24,172
House! Shut down...
680
00:42:27,927 --> 00:42:29,597
House! Let me out!
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