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Goo-goo-goo-goo.
Goo-goo-goo-goo.
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Look. Your Aunt Felicia
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sent us two presents
for the baby.
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A ballerina outfit
and a football?
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Well, I guess she's
hedging her bets.
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I mean, Jamie could be
a name for either sex.
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Well, I guess I'll just
send this one to Goodwill.
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Oh, that's ridiculous.
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The birth announcement clearly
said that Jamie's a... Hey.
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They changed the
little dinosaur.
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That's right. All
it takes is one look
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to see that Jamie
is clearly a...
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Reese! For crying out loud!
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How can anyone
not know what you are?
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Ooh-ooh.
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Nice try, mister.
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♪ Yes, no, maybe
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♪ I don't know
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♪ Can you repeat the question?
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ Life is unfair.
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REESE: Come on, Gordo.
One more bite and it's all gone.
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What are you doing
with my rabbit?
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Just giving him
his afternoon bacon.
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He's too fat.
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You have to stop
feeding him.
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I'm the one who has to sit
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through
the Junior Farmers' meetings
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while everyone makes fun of him.
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Those people
are small-minded idiots
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who have no idea what
we're trying to do.
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What are we trying to do?
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I don't know.
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I kind of had this vision
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of me riding him
through town,
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knocking over cars,
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but that's probably
not realistic.
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What happened to you?
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Some idiot forgot
to top off the oil
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in the tractor,
and the whole damn engine blew.
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Well, whose job is that?
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Mine. I'm telling you,
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this whole ranch is a disaster.
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The furnace is clogged.
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The generator's out of diesel.
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Even the gate
to the cow pen is falling apart.
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All those things
are your responsibility.
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I don't know what's
going on with you lately,
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but you'd better
get it together.
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Otto's a pretty easygoing boss,
but even he has limits.
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Fire! Fire! Francis, is a fire!
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What? Where?
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Right here on your
cake.
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God, it's been a year already?
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As of 9/31.
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So far, your first
three hours of year two
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are going much better than
I ever could have hoped.
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Ooh!
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Congratulations.
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You won the jackpot.
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Oh, my God, would
you look at this?
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What does Reese do
to his underpants?
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There's not enough money
in the world to make me look up.
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What's this?
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"Certificate of Achievement
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for Excellence in Science"?
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From the state?
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It's nothing.
They hand
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these out like candy.
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Don't be so modest.
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It's wonderful,
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and I think it proves my point
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about you
not getting that earring.
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How does that...?
Malcolm.
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Malcolm, I need to talk to you.
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You read all those
science magazines.
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What can you tell me
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about the meaning of dreams?
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Dreams?
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Well, some people think
they express
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your subconscious wishes...
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No, no, no, no, no.
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The other kind of dreams,
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prophetic ones that
predict the future.
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I had one.
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About a giant
slot machine.
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That's insane, Dad.
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Oh, it was so vivid.
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There, there was this
mysterious stain on my shirt
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an-and a balloon,
and then this music
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and then I hit this
gigantic jackpot.
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It was a sign, son. I know it.
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It's my destiny.
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Dad.
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You have weird dreams
all the time.
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Like the singing trash cans.
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I never said
that was prophetic.
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I said it was cool.
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Well?
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What did they
think of Gordo?
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They called him a monster.
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Then they called me
a crime against nature.
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Maybe it was the
other way around.
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All I remember is,
I was crying.
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You have to expect
this kind of resistance
when you're trying to play God.
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Just wait till we get
to the nationals.
Then we'll get some respect.
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We're not going
to the nationals!
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They're all the way
in Las Vegas!
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Las Vegas?!
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What's in Las Vegas?
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A chance for Reese
to make me look
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like a jerk in front
of the entire country.
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Well, don't you
worry, son.
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We won't
miss that.
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Of course we'll
go to Vegas!
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Did you hear that, Malcolm?
This is another sign!
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All I have to do is cash in
our life insurance policy
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to pay for the trip...
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Dad, are you sure
you want to...?
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Son, you don't need
life insurance
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when you're a kajillionaire.
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It doesn't make fiscal sense.
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Maybe you want
to run your plan by Mom first.
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I will. I will.
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I just want
to be careful about it.
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But if I explain it
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in just the right way...
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A $1,000 bonus from work.
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Hal, I am so proud of you.
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Hey, considering
the $12 million I saved them
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with my idea for
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outsourcing flux capacitors,
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it was the least they can do.
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And part of that roast
is for you, Malcolm...
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Mr. State
Science Achievement.
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Yeah, it, it was nothing.
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Is that what
that big ceremony
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at school was for?
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Reese!
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What ceremony?
There was a ceremony?
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Yeah, the mayor
was there,
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and we all
got out of school.
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Stop kicking me!
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I'll get to the news crew
in a second.
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Malcolm, how
could you not
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tell us about something
so important?
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We're your parents!
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You're overreacting.
It wasn't a big deal.
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That's not for you to decide!
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How can you be so selfish?
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I wasn't being selfish.
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I just didn't
want you there
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because you em...
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:
...barrass...
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:
Abort! Abort!
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:
...me.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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At least I know.
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Give Gordo your fat.
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Hey, Mom,
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do you want the rest
of my milk shake?
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It's really good.
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No, thanks. I'm fine.
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It's strawberry.
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I know that's
your favorite.
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I'll take that.
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Hal, look!
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Boone Vincent
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is playing
in Las Vegas.
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Who's Boone Vincent?
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Your mom's boyfriend.
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Stop it.
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You would not believe
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this jackass, boys.
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Women go crazy for him.
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He plays every instrument
in the orchestra.
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He sings
in four languages.
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And you like him
just as much as I do!
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Oh, please,
I just said that
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to get you into bed.
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That... when, that
time you were so sick
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and you needed
your rest.
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Hey, check it out!
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Only eight more
miles to Vegas!
Hey!
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Hal, look at this place.
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It's so classy.
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What's the matter?
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Never seen an 80-pound
rabbit before?
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HAL:
Uh-oh.
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Got a little spit-up.
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Here...
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Oh... honey, do you
have a little, uh..
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Oh.
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Oh, my God! That's the one!
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Yes! I knew it!
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Oh, my God, Hal.
You won the jackpot!
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I can't believe it!
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So, Malcolm?
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What do you and your science
have to say now?
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We say you're having
another dream, Dad.
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Don't believe him. This is real.
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ALL:
♪ We wouldn't lie to you.
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I can't hear you, Otto.
There's too much static.
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And yelling won't help.
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Yes, Otto,
I know about the well.
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I was going to fence it off
last week.
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I just didn't get around to it.
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Otto, I can't hear you.
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I will fence off the well
as soon as I find it.
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Aah!
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Can you hear me now?
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My God, look
at these puny rabbits.
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What do people do
with them?
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I don't know.
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Maybe love them
and hug them
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and watch them hop
around the backyard,
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which they can do
because their feet
can touch the ground.
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I bet Gordo could fit
that one in his mouth.
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Hey, Mom, I...
Did you find
your father?
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No. I-I wasn't...
Well, it doesn't matter.
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I went through his wallet
when we passed the state line.
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Let's see how much damage
he can do
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with $20 and a library card.
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Okay, look, since you're
obviously too caught up
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in playing the martyr here
to even listen to an apology,
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you've forced me to
go out and get these.
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They're for that stupid
Boone Vincent guy.
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We're going together.
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Hey, that came out
better than I thought.
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VIP seats?!
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Hi, my name is Dewey
and this is my...
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Good Lord!
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What have you done
to this poor animal?
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In all my years
of judging rabbits,
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this is the uncutest thing
I have ever seen.
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You should be ashamed
of yourself.
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my...!
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OTTO:
Help us!
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We have fallen down a well
and we can't get out!
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If there is anyone up there
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who is just very shy,
do not worry!
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We are not judgmental!
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As a matter of fact,
when I was a little boy...
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Otto, please!
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No one can hear you.
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This is not productive.
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Can we just...
Can we think for a second?
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Don't you ever blink?
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Maybe I blink at the precise
moment that you blink!
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That is ridiculous! How
could you possibly know that?
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Why don't you spend
less time worrying
about my blinking
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and more time
fencing up wells!
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Germans hate
dying in wells!
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00:10:48,548 --> 00:10:52,452
Fine! If you are so unhappy
with the work I do around here,
263
00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,321
then I quit!
264
00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:58,558
Imagine I stormed off!
265
00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:00,393
I did.
266
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,902
LOIS:
Oh, my God. I can't believe it.
267
00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:10,670
We're going to see
Boone Vincent.
268
00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:13,040
Look at these seats!
269
00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:14,674
This is incredible!
270
00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:16,710
Another Boone-a-tic, I see.
271
00:11:16,744 --> 00:11:19,512
The Bad Boone Rising tour,
were you there?
272
00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:22,716
I had floor seats when he had
his first heart attack.
273
00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:23,884
These are my sons.
274
00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:25,352
This is Malcolm
and this is Jamie.
275
00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:26,854
Oh, my Joey is here
with me, too.
276
00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:28,255
Maybe the boys can sit together.
277
00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:32,459
Two apricot sours.
Oh!
278
00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:35,262
ANNOUNCER:
Ladies and gentlemen,
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00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:38,766
prepare yourselves
for the voice that is America.
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00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:42,335
It's Boone...!
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00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:45,939
♪ I'm coming up
282
00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:48,776
♪ So you'd better
get the party started... ♪
283
00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:50,377
♪ He's coming up, he's coming ♪
284
00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:52,746
♪ I'm coming up
285
00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:55,883
♪ So you'd better
get the party started ♪
286
00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:59,619
♪ Get this party started
on a Saturday night ♪
287
00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:03,123
♪ Everybody's waiting
for me to arrive ♪
288
00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:06,794
♪ I got lots of style,
check my gold diamond rings ♪
289
00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:10,263
♪ I can go for miles,
if you know what I mean... ♪
290
00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:13,300
The worst part is,
this is my first concert.
291
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,135
♪ I'm coming up...
292
00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:17,871
Those aren't for you!
Pass 'em up!
293
00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:19,239
♪ He's coming up, he's coming ♪
294
00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:22,309
♪ I'm coming up...
295
00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:29,449
Have you ever had a dream
that didn't come true?
296
00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:33,153
Surprisingly, no.
297
00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:34,554
Dewey, where have you been?
298
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,056
Hi, Reese. This is Crystal.
299
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,826
It turns out we had Gordo
in the wrong category.
300
00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:41,261
We had him in the pet rabbit
competition,
301
00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:44,664
when he should have been in
the mark rabbit competition.
302
00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:47,000
I took him over there,
and he won first place!
303
00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:47,968
What?
304
00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:49,769
Some guy named Chez Richard
305
00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:51,671
bought him for $1.90 a pound.
306
00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:53,173
We made like 150 bucks!
307
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,642
Chez Richard?!
308
00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:57,344
That's the restaurant!
309
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:00,848
How could you do that?!
310
00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:03,917
They're going to kill him
and eat him!
311
00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:05,185
Don't you understand?
312
00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:07,821
He was my best friend
in the whole world!
313
00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:10,991
Mine, too.
314
00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:12,292
It's all right, sugar.
315
00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:14,661
My best friend got killed
in a restaurant.
316
00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:16,629
You'll get over it eventually.
317
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,144
♪ Papa don't preach
318
00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:32,880
♪ I'm in trouble deep
319
00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:35,015
♪ Papa don't preach
320
00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:37,317
♪ I've been losing sleep
321
00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:39,486
♪ But I've made up my mind
322
00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:42,222
♪ She's keeping my baby
323
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:46,126
♪ We're keeping his baby ♪
324
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,896
Cry, scream, projectile vomit!
325
00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:50,563
Do something to get us
out of here!
326
00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:54,634
Excuse me. Excuse me.
327
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,803
Mr. Vincent appreciates
your enthusiasm.
328
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,606
He wonders if you'd like
to come backstage and meet him.
329
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,508
Oh, my...
330
00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:05,012
Oh, my God, you get
to see the "Booney Bin!"
331
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:06,313
♪ I'm in trouble deep...
332
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,048
I bet you won't be
too embarrassed
333
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:10,483
to tell your friends
about this.
334
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:13,586
♪ Please, Papa!
Please, Papa! ♪
335
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:17,057
♪ No, Papa!
No, Papa! ♪
336
00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:19,226
Okay.
337
00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:20,360
I'll cause a distraction.
338
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:22,229
You go in the kitchen
and get Gordo.
339
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,911
Oh, my God.
This boy's choking!
340
00:14:57,797 --> 00:15:00,633
You're not doing it
hard enough.
341
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:01,668
Ugh!
342
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,542
Move, I'm bigger.
343
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:10,577
Ugh!
344
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:11,778
Ow!
345
00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:28,328
Once again, we're very sorry
about all the trouble we caused.
346
00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:30,163
I know there's no way
we can make up
347
00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:31,431
for the broken tables,
348
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:35,135
or the paramedics,
or the fire,
349
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:39,006
or the guy that was really
choking that nobody noticed.
350
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,810
He touched
my shoulder!
351
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:48,415
I can't believe
this is actually happening!
352
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:49,849
I can smell
his cologne out here!
353
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:53,053
Oh, my God, I'm next.
354
00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:55,322
Does my hair look okay?
355
00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:56,756
Compared to his?
356
00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:01,995
Hello, sweetheart.
Thank you for your support.
357
00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:03,596
It means
so much to me.
358
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,665
No, thank you
for your music.
359
00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:08,335
Especially, um,
"Cinnamon Rainbow."
360
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:10,037
That is my
all-time favorite.
361
00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:11,004
Really?
362
00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:13,040
Mine, too,
363
00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:14,341
but no one's ever
told me that before.
364
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,877
Come in.
365
00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:39,232
I'm going in.
I don't care what I see.
366
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,736
Yes, I do.
Who am I kidding?
367
00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:46,373
You mean he actually said
368
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:49,076
he didn't want you
at his awards ceremony?
369
00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:51,544
I can handle his being mad
at me, but this was...
370
00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:54,081
Right to the old love pump.
371
00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:55,748
That's how
I got to see your show.
372
00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:58,585
My son bought tickets
to try to make it up to me.
373
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,020
That's not an olive branch.
374
00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:02,655
That's the whole damn tree.
375
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,223
Ah, it's like I say
376
00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:06,925
when I'm
in the astronaut suit...
377
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:10,430
"I believe the children
are our future."
378
00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:12,799
I do, too.
379
00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:15,102
You can't really take
380
00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:18,070
what they say
too seriously.
381
00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:20,173
They're teenagers.
382
00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:22,541
I'll let you in
on a little secret, Lois...
383
00:17:29,116 --> 00:17:32,385
Even my 14-year-old
is embarrassed by me.
384
00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:34,221
No.
I know.
385
00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:36,055
Hard to believe, isn't it?
386
00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:41,261
But you can't hold
onto the past, Lois.
387
00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:43,563
You've got to live
in the here and now.
388
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:44,897
Because
the here and now
389
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:49,302
is a special, special gift.
390
00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:52,139
That's why I call it...
391
00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:53,906
the present.
392
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:01,914
Otto.
393
00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:06,986
Oh, are you still here?
I thought you quit.
394
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:09,289
You were right.
395
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:10,823
This is my fault.
396
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,392
For some reason,
397
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,761
I've been sabotaging
everything lately.
398
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:16,396
Knowing that I've
been here for a year,
399
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:20,800
it's like people
are depending on me now.
400
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:23,403
And I know that at some point,
I'm going to let them down.
401
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,805
Don't be ridiculous.
402
00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:29,108
No one...
403
00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:31,344
expects you
to be perfect.
404
00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:32,845
If I wanted
perfection
405
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:35,848
I would have hired
a robot or a Swede,
406
00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:37,850
but I hired you, Francis,
407
00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:40,820
because you're smart,
you're a hard worker,
408
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:43,022
and when you make
a mistake, you fix it.
409
00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:46,426
If falling down a well
every once in a while
410
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:50,330
is the price I must pay
to have you, so be it.
411
00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:52,532
Thanks, Otto.
412
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:54,634
GRETCHEN:
There you are!
413
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:56,336
Thank God!
414
00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:57,837
How did you find us?
415
00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:59,172
We just followed
the fire.
416
00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:00,673
What fire?
417
00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:03,776
One of the cows got through
the gate you didn't fix.
418
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,111
And it knocked over
419
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,546
one of the heat lamps
you never took in.
420
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:09,182
Which set fire to
the trail of gasoline
421
00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:13,119
from the open can
in the back of your truck.
422
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:17,023
Which, by the way,
also is on fire.
423
00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:19,058
Ah, you see, Francis?
424
00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:21,728
You thought you
were a screwup.
425
00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:26,633
90,000 slot machines
and not one of them right.
426
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:29,669
I am never trusting
a prophetic dream again.
427
00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:31,704
Thanks again, Malcolm.
428
00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:33,340
Don't tell your father,
429
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:36,343
but meeting Boone Vincent
actually made my knees...
430
00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:37,844
Aah! No-no-no-no-no-no...
431
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:45,752
Hal! What the...?
I found you!
432
00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:59,332
It's all here!
433
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:01,033
Would you like a free pull, sir?
434
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:03,536
Yes, I would.
435
00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,575
Oh!
436
00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:14,947
I knew it!
437
00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:16,883
Hal, what is
the matter?
438
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:18,017
It's fate, Lois!
439
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,552
I knew this would happen!
440
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:20,887
I couldn't
tell you because
441
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,389
I knew you would be
too closed-minded.
442
00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:24,123
I cashed in our life insurance
for this,
443
00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:25,024
but it all paid off!
444
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,360
We are rich!
445
00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:28,861
You did what?!
446
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,229
Congratulations, sir.
447
00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:32,131
What's this?
448
00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:33,866
It's a coupon
for a two-night stay
449
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,802
at the Carson City
Breezeway Motel.
450
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:37,570
All you have
to do is listen
451
00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:39,071
to a four-hour
presentation
452
00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:40,840
about a wonderful
time-share opportunity.
453
00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:48,548
Do they have slot machines
in Carson City?
454
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:49,649
Come on, Gordo.
455
00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:51,384
You have to eat
the pellets.
456
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:53,553
You can't have any
fattening food anymore.
457
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:54,554
Please, Gordo, you've got
458
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:55,322
to try one...
459
00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:57,123
Ow!
460
00:20:57,156 --> 00:20:59,158
I cut my finger.
461
00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:02,295
He's eating.
462
00:21:02,329 --> 00:21:04,597
I think he likes
your blood.
463
00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:14,273
Okay, if I black out,
pull my finger out of his mouth.
464
00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:17,677
So, ten hours
of stony silence?
465
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:20,647
I may have some thoughts
I feel like sharing.
466
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:21,948
I'll let you know.
467
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:26,419
Well, this trip
wasn't a total loss.
468
00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:28,588
At least I...
469
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:29,989
It was a total loss.
470
00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:31,624
The good news is,
the survival mechanism
471
00:21:31,658 --> 00:21:33,259
in my brain is kicking in.
472
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,461
I'm already starting
to block out
473
00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:36,195
what happened this weekend.
474
00:21:36,228 --> 00:21:40,433
BOONE:
♪ I feel like making love
475
00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:43,102
♪ Feel like making love...
476
00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:49,642
♪ Feel like making love to you
477
00:21:49,676 --> 00:21:50,042
♪ Ooh.
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