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PSYCHIATRIST: So
Sam, what would you

like to talk about this week?

You know, they have
been tracking Jack

Frost for over three years.

Now Sam, I thought we
agreed last week that we're

gonna try and discuss
something other

than the Jack Frost incident.

Across 11 states, 38 deaths.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick.

Jack gouged eyes
with candlesticks.

He smashed their skulls with
sticks and stones, used to iron

bars to break their bones.

He hid his kill in tiny places.

So he wouldn't have
to see their faces.

Until I caught him.

He was tried, convicted,
sentenced to die.

And then there was the accident.

[laughs]

What's that?

Nothing.

(WHISPERING) Go on.

As Jack was traveling
to his execution--

(WHISPERING) Come
here, come here.

SAM (OVER THE PHONE):
The vehicle that he

was in collided with a tanker.

Tanker contained--

[shushing]

Secrets government genetic acid.

Jack was dissolved
into the snow.

[laughter]

But you don't believe Jack
Frost died, do you, Sam?

Oh, no.

No, he didn't die.

He changed.

[laughter]

Why don't you tell us--

Me.

Tell me what he became.

SAM (OVER THE
PHONE): He became--

A mutant killer snowman.

[laughter]

And then that frost snowman
started to take apart my town.

But tell us how
you finally stop--

[laughter]

[beep]

Yes, Sam.

Tell us how you finally stopped
the mutant killer snowman.

With antifreeze.

[laughs]

And what happened
to this antifreeze

that this mutant killer
snowman was dissolved?

We buried it.

In an unmarked grave.

PSYCHIATRIST: And, uh,
where is this alleged grave?

I told you before, Doctor.

We all swore to secrecy.

Yes.

So that, and as I
told you before,

your delusion remains intact.

No.

So that the killing stops.

[jazz music]

You sure this is the one?

Oh, well-- you sure
there's a reward?

Yeah, there's a reward.

Well, then this here's the one.

This is where they
buried that antifreeze.

[grunts]

So, uh, what you fixing on
doing with this stuff anyway?

I can tell you, but I'd
have to kill you afterwards.

Then again--

[gunshot]

[music playing]

(SINGING) Merry,
merry Christmas, baby.

I hear you've been
fooling around again.

Merry, merry Christmas, baby.

I hear you've been
fooling around again.

Playing with your Christmas
stocking, hoping the fun

won't ever end.

Merry Christmas,
baby, merry Christmas.

Merry, merry Christmas, baby.

I hope you have loads of fun.

Merry Christmas,
merry, merry Christmas.

Merry, merry Christmas, baby.

I hope you have loads of fun.

Merry Christmas,
merry, merry Christmas.

Whether playing
with your snowman

or lounging in the island sun.

Merry Christmas,
baby, merry Christmas.

So merry Christmas, baby.

But you just better
watch your back.

Merry Christmas, baby.

Watch your back.

Merry, merry Christmas, baby.

But you just better
watch your back.

Merry Christmas, baby.

Watch your back.

'Cause if you don't think
Frost is nipping, then

maybe you just don't know Jack.

Merry Christmas, baby.

[vacuum]

[suspenseful music]

[yawning]

JACK FROST: Hmm-hmm-hmm.

Things to do, revenge to take.

Ah.

Well, that's it.

They're late.

That's a sign.

We shouldn't be going.

No, it's a sign that
there's traffic, Sam.

A traffic sign, get it?

Get it?

What about Ryan?

Honey, he hasn't seen
the cousins in years.

He'll have a wonderful time.

What if he needs us?

He has the number for the hotel.

Sam, if you really don't
wanna go, we won't.

OK, but Dr. Morton said
we should get away together.

And you promise Joe you
would be his best man.

Do you know it was exactly
a year ago it had happened?

Yeah.

And that's why we should be
somewhere else for Christmas.

Somewhere with no memories.

Yes?

Hey, guys!

Joe!

Hurry up!

Here comes the groom.

Come on!

[laughter]

I know, we're late.
Oh.

Thank you.

Here.

Thanks.

WOMAN (ON INTERCOM):
All passengers please

report to gate B16 immediately.

[tropical music]

[laughing] Ah, yes.

Splendid.

Ah, the guests.

[honking]

Morning, Bobby.

Colonel.

Another beauteous
day in heaven, aye?

Yes, indeed.

Oh my god.

This is so cool.

I can't believe
we're here, you guys.

Ah!
- Ah, now.

Now, that's Rose,
Ashlea, and Paisley.

Here we go.

COLONEL: First vacation
without the parents.

Now-- now, they think they're
looking for adventure.

However, what
they'll discover is

the true meaning of friendship.

Isn't that sweet.

Look at this light!

You can slit my throat
now, I've seen it all!

COLONEL: Oh, I say.

He's scrumptious, aye?

Now-- now, they're here
on a calendar shoot.

Are you sure this
is all-inclusive?

That's right.

All the food we can eat?

Honey, you can purge
to your heart's delight.

Mm, put that big
tiki in my room.

COLONEL: However--

Ah, no, no, don't tell me.

They're gonna discover a
whole "beauty more than skin

deep" thing.

(LAUGHING) Absolutely, yes.

This is so great.

They're gonna to have archery
and karaoke and a party

and there's snorkeling--

Oh!

A free buffet for you, honey!
- Oh, free buffet!

Honey, I hate karaoke.

Oh, honey.

Yeah, you know,
Colonel, not everybody

has to have a life story, man.

Some of these people, they're
just here on vacation, man.

[laughs] Absolutely not.

Everyone here for a reason, yes.

Mark my words.

Ah-ha!

- Ooh, shells.
- Wow.

ANNE: Great.

COLONEL: Here we are, yes.

[laughs] You must
be the Fosters.

MARLA: [laughs] Not yet.

COLONEL: Oh, no, Quite.

No.

Here for the jolly
old wedding, eh?

Well, welcome to the Tropicana.

Your last resort
before paradise.

Now, I'm the Colonel.

You have any problems,
you come to me at once.

I want you to stay here to me
everything short of heaven.

[laughter]

Well, you'll be in
our honeymoon suite.

Let's go look at our room!

[laughs]

And you, sir?

Uh, we're the Tilers.

Oh, oh, yes.

Here for your second honeymoon.

[laughs] No, no, no, no.

We're just here to relax.
- Oh.

Oh, no, no.

No, all arranged by
your husband here.

Yes.

You'll be on our
second honeymoon suite.

[laughs]

Honey, second honeymoon?

Mm-hmm.

If you'll have me?

I will.

Those aren't rocks.

Those aren't rocks.

How could they be rocks?

They don't look like rocks.
Those aren't rocks.

They can't be rocks.
Those aren't rocks.

Those aren't rocks--
- Shut up!

We don't need a compass.

We don't need a compass.

Why do we need a compass for?

Shut up, shut up,
shut up, shut up!

I'm hungry.

It's not time.

Jeez.

We're lost.

How do you know what
time zone we're in?

Oh!

You don't!

So I say we're in the time
zone that's about to sit

down in a big, fat lunch.

A carrot?

A lousy carrot?

Where is the damn candy bar?

And it was yummy.

[laughs]

Then this is mine.

No.

All mine.

No!

[groaning]

Mine, mine, mine!

Mine!

JACK FROST: Mm.

One down, one to go.

Closer, closer.

Charlie?

[grunts]

[dramatic music]

[gasps] Oh, fuck.

Uh!

JACK FROST: Slashing
through the raft.

Thank you through the nose,
I'm off to the islands.

[upbeat music]

Red flag and off we go.

[suspenseful music]

Huh?

There's a party and
I'm not invited?

Someone's gonna pay.

[upbeat music]

[laughs] Bobby's angels,
what can I get for you girls?

I'll have an Asahi.

Ooh, Asahi sounds good.

I'll have an Asahi too.

Yeah, make mine an Asahi.

And, uh, three boys on the side.

Oh, let me see
what I can rustle up.

Ooh!

By the fountain,
Hawaiian shirt, beer.

No!

He's so grandpa.

[laughter]

PAISLEY: Oh!

Umbrella, white tee,
coconut cocktail.

Ooh.

Closet.

No way.

Oh, yes way.

I think what you girls
are looking for is

behind door number three.

Ooh, bad boys.

[laughs] Come on.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Mm, now that smell like trouble.

Come on!

[laughter]

Ooh, hi there.

Hi.

Ah!

Hi there, sweetie.

He's taken, so you
can say, "bye-bye."

Bye.

[laughs]

JACK FROST (IN SAM's
MIND): I'll find a way!

Looks like we have us
a party-pooper duper!

Sorry?

Has the grump monster
stolen your happy dust?

This is a job for Captain Fun!

Un-- un!

Look, I'm-- I'm fine.

I just a--

But Captain Fun,
he seems so sad.

How will you ever save him?

Good point, Activity Boy.

I may have to use
the secret weapon.

[yells] Come on, everybody.

It's karaoke time!

Karaoke, you
gotta be kidding me.

ALL: (SINGING) Bells
on bobsleighs ring,

making spirits bright.

What fun it is to ride and
sing a sleighing song tonight.

Oh, jingle bells, jingle
bells, jingle all the way.

Oh, what fun it is to ride in
a one-horse open sleigh, hey!

Hi there, again.

[jazz music]

[grunts] This is the life.

Warm tropical breezes.

It's better than that cold.

No ice.

No snow.

Uh--

What?

What?

You don't-- you don't
think I can say it?

I can say it.

Look at me.

Look at me.

Listen, snow.

See?

No-- no problem.

Look, listen this.

Snowman.

[laughs] OK?

How-- wait, no, no.

Mutant killer snowman--

Shoot, Sam.

Hey, you know, Anne
doesn't want me talking

to you about that stuff.

Oh, listen.

It's all in the past, buddy.

Ancient history.

Hey?

BOTH: Getting married.

[laughs]

Almost married.

[laughs]

[screams]

[laughs]

[upbeat music]

How long did they say they'd be?

Like 10 minutes.

Hmm.

It's already been that.

OK.

[laughs] So, how are
we splitting them up?

Well, I say we let them choose.

No, forget that.

Right.

We should, like, pick
straws or something?

No.

First come, first served.

No.

[laughter]

Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.

Doo, doo-- mm,
what have we here?

No, seriously, guys.

Three of us, two of them?

Well, Dean is so cute.

Uh-huh.

He's all mine.

Says who?

No, if he was flirting
with me any harder,

he would have been arrested.

Oh, god.

I'm serious.

OK, girls this fire's dying.

While you two fight it out,
I'm going to get more charcoal.

Charcoal.

I was feeling a
little under-dressed.

Oh and, um, by the
way, Dean's mine.

So you should probably
be fighting over Ben.

Which one's Ben?

Oh, wait.

Is Ben the cute one?

Dibs on Ben!

[laughs]

[suspenseful music]

JACK FROST: Bombs away.

Oh!

For crying out loud.

OK, OK, OK.

Here we go again.

Ah.

Oh, you gotta to be kidding me.

I must be out of practice.

Oh!

Fuck it.

[crash]

[splatter]

Did you hear something?

She probably just
dropped the charcoal.

Ash, need a hand?

She so--

Oh, I know.

I'll help her out.

[suspenseful music]

[splashing]

Hey, Ash?

[screams]

[suspenseful music]

Guys?

Come on, guys.

Ash!

Paise!

This isn't funny!

Come on, you can
come out now, OK?

JACK FROST: Ooh, tongs!

I'm so scared!
- [screams]

JACK FROST: I don't know
whether to shit myself

of grab the barbecue sauce.

[laughs]

[gasps] Who are you?

JACK FROST: Winter.

Get away from me!

JACK FROST: Ooh, feisty.

I like it.

Where are you?

JACK FROST: Oh, maybe I'm
here or maybe I'm not.

Maybe I'm here.

Here.

Or maybe--

[screams]

I'm right here!

[screams]

Up and at 'em!

Whoa!

Hi.

OK.

Archery for beginners
in one hour.

What are you doing in here?

Captain Fun is chasing
away the hangover grumps.

What is going on?

Mrs. Tiler, this is no time
to be a jet lagged slacker.

Come on you two!

[grunts]

Oh!

Hope your aim is that
good on the archery range.

Get out of bed!

Ugh!

Well, how about I
just hurry over there,

give you a morning hug,
then come back over here.

[giggles] No.

[giggles]

Honey, we sleep
together at home.

But we're not at
home, are we, sweetums?

But this place,
this is so romantic--

Oh, you don't wanna ruin
peach bottom's wedding night,

now do you, sweetie?

No!

So you stay over there, OK?

OK.

[chuckling]

Flakes need more raisins, Bobby.

Hmm, yes.

Needs a dash of
paprika, oregano,

and a hint of rosemary.

What have we here?

[chuckles] Yes.

Fruit salad needs
some orange, Bobby.

[laughs] Oh, what a spread.

Uh, this is living.

Wasn't like this
in India, you know.

Lucky if you had a plate of
cold rice for breakfast then.

[chuckles]

[screaming]

Damsel in distress on the beach.

Look lively, lad.

No, no, no, man.

You don't go running
toward the screaming.

Didn't your mother ever
teach you nothing, man?

All right, all right,
nothing to be alarmed about.

Whatever it is, I've
seen it all before, yeah.

Back in India,
had to saw my best

friend's leg off with a broken
teacup and use it as a weapon.

Ah.

[ominous music]

Take your point.

Grisly sight.

You two were staying
in the hotel?

Oh, excellent, excellent.

Well, uh, how about your room
service bill is on us and you,

uh, you never saw a thing, eh?

Yeah?

Excellent!

Excellent, all settled then.

Off you go.

[chuckles]

All right, what up and now?

Another coconut fall
on somebody's head?

Get me the head
of island security.

Get me Manners.

Oh, no.

Not the scary dude.

Yes.

The scary dude.

AGENT MANNERS: Not so fast.

Scary dude's already here.

Ah, Manners.

Nasty business, this.

Sort it out in time for tea, eh?

You've got a third
MV on the beach.

No?
MV?

No, you've lost me.

Murder victim.

Murder?

Nonsense.

[flies buzzing]

Shark attack.

[laughs] Yeah,
would a shark do this?

[flies buzzing]

SAM: Hello?

I heard screaming.

Is everyone all right?

COLONEL: Yes, yes, yes.

Everyone's-- everyone's fine.

Yes.

Slight, um, accident.

Nothing serious.

Uh, there's a body?

- It's just a, uh--
- Murder--

Shark attack!

Attack.

Another attack of the
murderous coconut shark.

COLONEL: [chuckles] Now, this
is our head of island security.

This, um, this is Manners.

Used to be with the FBI.

Agent Manners?

[dramatic music]

Oh, you must have me confused.

I'm Manners, head
of island security.

No, no, no.

Last year in Snowmonton--

Trust me, Sheriff.

You've got the wrong guy.

Well, then how do you
know that I'm a sheriff?

Ah-ha!

[laughs]

Look at me!

Look at my face, look
what he did to my face.

15 operations to
make it like this.

His icicle fangs and his pointy.

Nose I live on an island now.

And there's never,
ever any snowmen.

And I'm very, very happy.

Do you get it?
- I got it.

I got it.

I'm sorry.

Whatever you say.

No problem.

Now, we've got us a
coconut shark to catch,

if you don't mind.
- Yeah, yes.

Jolly good idea, yes.

Back to business, everybody.

Uh, Mr. Tiler, I believe they're
serving a breakfast buffet,

yes.

Yeah, yeah, sure.

You have a lot of shark
attacks around here?

Not really, but--

'Tis the season.

[ominous music]

Right, you'd better
contact the authorities

on the big island and give
them the lay of the land.

And, uh, Bobby?

Play it down.

It's nothing significant.

Colonel Hickering, I
don't like the situation.

We'll have to warn the guests.

Absolutely not!

Something like this gets
out, before you know it,

the whole place is closed down
and you'll be out of a job.

Colonel, you've got a
murderer on the loose.

Nonsense!

Shark attack.

And a very nasty
cooking accident.

Cooking?

Now look.

There's no need for alarm
until the authorities

tell us otherwise.

God!

Back in India, those Punjab
volleys had killed 150 of us

before the CO even gave the
order for us to get out of bed.

Colonel.

Problem.

The phone line is dead.

What?

God, if it's not one
thing, it's another today.

Right, let's go and
see to the satellite.

Mm-hmm.
Come on.

Chop, chop.

The satellites out?

Nothing suspicious about that.

JACK FROST: Aw, phone
line's dead, huh?

Let's see.

Who's next?

[chuckles]

No.

No.

Yes!

Oh!

Well, there's your problem.

Looks like it done
gone skinny dipping.

Well, can you fix it?

I don't know, man.

This a ex-satellite.

We need to be ordering a
whole stack of spare parts

to fix this.

And how do you propose
we call to order them?

The supply boat'll be
here first thing tomorrow.

So until then, we're on our own.

Right.

Chin up.

Eyes alert.

Because friends don't
let friends drink and surf.

So you finish that
daiquiri first, OK?

[laughs]

COLONEL: Captain Fun.

Come-- come on in,
for goodness sake.

Andrew, Kitty.

Good heavens, I've
call a meeting here.

Now.

Seems we have a slight spot
of bother on our hands here.

You have a murderer
loose on the island.

Not the case at all!

Hello?

Can we get a drink?

Hey, where is everybody?

I don't know.

They said service not included,
I guess they really meant it.

[laughs]

- Anybody here?
- Hello?

Hello?

Bobby?

Now we all know
that Mr. manners here

is prone to overreaction, yes.

I think we can, uh,
we can all remember

the Colombian invasion affair?

AGENT MANNERS: You've got
three bodies, no explanations.

Add that up, it spells trouble.

Why aren't the police here?

The satellite's out.

Now, I suggest you
round up your guests,

lock them down and put
the squeeze on them

until someone squeals.

Hey.

Now these people came here for
a taste of island hospitality.

There will be no
squeezing or squealing

on my watch, Mr. Fun-sucker.

COLONEL: Precisely, no proof
of anything nasty anyway.

Put it all in the past.

Jolly good time had by all, eh?

Splendid plan.
Off we go.

Show those smiles.

[laughter]

Go Sammy, go Sammy,
go Sammy, go Sammy, go

Sammy, go Sammy, go Sammy, go--

[laughs]

Can't even leave
for five minutes.

Work it, own on it.

Oh, shake that rear, baby.

Shake that rear.

Make me hot.

Make me hot!

You're so hot.

You're sweating.

You're perspiring.

Board.

That beautiful, wonderful
gorgeous, darling!

Keep on posing.

JACK FROST: [humming] Da
da, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum.

Dooby, dooby, dooby, doo--

Oh.

Ah, there's something that needs
a little Christmas stuffing,

if you catch my drift.

You've been a
naughty, naughty board.

Wonderful, gorgeous!

Oh, yes!

Lovely.

OK, film out.

This is so working.

Snowboarding equipment
on a tropical island.

Someone tell me
I'm not a genius.

Greg, you're not a genius.

Joke, Sarah.

Remember?

I explained those
to you on the plane.

Right.

JACK FROST: Hmm, let me get
a little closer to this.

[leaves rustling]

Did-- did you hear that?

GREG: Hear what, hun?

Uh, are you sure that
there's no snakes here?

Well, nothing poisonous.

OK.

We're happening again.

Hmm.

Sarah, you're beautiful.

But we've lost the excitement.

[gasps] Oh!

Ah!

I'm getting a 0 on
the nipple-y scale.

Oh.

I'm sorry, it's just
that it's so hot out.

Do you have any
of that ice left?

Oh, honey, I
think we're all out.

But I'll go check.

JACK FROST: Ice!

That's my cue!

[chuckles] Ooh!

Me, me, me, me, me, me!

[interposing voices]
Oh, I want it!

I'm so--

Oh, yeah!

I'm the man.

[grumbling]

Oh.

Thank you.

Ugh god, I hate this.

So cold.

JACK FROST: [laughs] God, I must
have been a good boy this year.

Ooh, Romeo.

Ooh, yes, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Mm-hmm.

[chuckles]

Almost done.

JACK FROST: Oh yeah.

Ooh, we are going in again!

God, I think I'm in love.

How about it, honey, you and me?

I'll put all this
chilling behind me.

I'll give it all up for you.

Just say yes.

OK, all done.

JACK FROST: Oh, all done?

All done?

(CRYING) What do
you mean "all done?"

How could you do this to me?

After all we had together.

I'll get you, you
cold-hearted little bitch!

Oh, one more thing?

Can I have an ice coffee?

Ice coffee?

Good idea!

Come on, boys,
everybody into the pool!

[giggling]

Here you go.

Thank you.

This one is from all of us.

[chuckling] Oh.

You vixen, you.

Oh!

You can't be all
nice-y nice to me

and expect me to forget
how you just threw me away!

But that's so nice.

Oh, baby, rub me all
over with your lip.

OK, OK, OK.

I forgive you, doll.

Oh, I forgive you!

Oh.

[screaming] No!

No!

That's it!

You are so fucking dead!

OK.

Mm.

I'm ready.

Let's try this.

Nice scarf.

Beautiful.

OK, Sarah, big smile.

[bang]

[music playing]

Oh, I guess it was
decapitated coffee.

Let's take some Polaroids!

[chuckling] You'll
need some props.

Oh, you look so beautiful.

Hold that pose.

Oh, lovely, lovely.

Mm-hmm.

Now for your close-up!

[screaming]

It's in the eyes.

[laughs]

[dramatic music]

MARLA: Oh!

Honey.

Did you hear that?

What?

The wind and the palm trees?

Children laughing?

The arrows flying?

People in the pool?

Cocktail shakers?

What?

What is making you
frown so heavily--

I don't know.

I just felt something.

Something cold.

Sam.

You have to go through whatever
it is you have to go through.

I just--

He's not still going on
about Frosty boy, is he?

Marla--

Sam, come on.

Enough is enough.

So we had a really crappy
Christmas last year.

Life goes on!

Except for Jack Frost.

And that is really
the point, isn't it?

Woo!

Bull's eye!

Why do I still have
this feeling of some--

Something whispering to me?

Maybe it's your time of month?

Who knows?

Sam, we love you, but
you're getting boring.

And annoying.

You know, you really
got to find something

new to complain about.
Jack is gone.

Trust me on this one.

Bull's eye again!
Woo!

Arrow connection!

Meet me in reception
in 10 minutes.

Is that--

Don't turn around.

Someone might be watching--

Yeah, who?

Exactly.

Glad to see we're on the same
page on this one, Sheriff.

What do you want, Manners?

Not here.

The walls might have ears.

I'll meet you in
reception in 10 minutes.

Well, if it's so
important, why don't you just

talk to me about it right here?

I have to pee.

[dramatic music]

Oh.

You alone?

Yeah, I'm alone.

You're sure no one followed you?

Well, I did a little tricky
double back across the paddle

tennis courts, just in case.

So I could throw them.

Yeah, I'm alone.

Manners, what in the
hell are you doing here?

Well, after that--

The thing last Christmas, I, uh,
gave myself a leave of absence.

Oh, they fired you, huh?

Canned my ass
right out the door.

I guess not too many people
believe in killer snowmen.

Yeah.

I've been there.

Well, so, uh, what's
this all about, huh?

We got us a case.

This is no "boo-hoo, you
stole my fishing pole" case.

This a real "tongs
in the eyeball,

chop 'em in into
little pieces" case.

Not a shark attack, huh?

There's someone
I'd like you to meet.

[ding]

Sam, I think you
know our director

of island entertainment.

Oh sure, Captain Fun, yeah.

Mr. Tiler.

Captain.

It may surprise you to
know, he's on our side.

That little performance
back in the office,

that was just a ruse to
allay the other's suspicions.

Yeah, well, I wasn't
there, so I didn't see it.

Ah.

Well.

Pretty darn good
performance if you ask me.

Well, thank you.

You know, I wanted to
be an actor when I first

started in the biz, so you--

With you saying that--

Look, look, guys.

Uh, I'm not here as a
law enforcement officer.

I'm just here on vacation.

So what do you want from me?

I've seen you in
action, Sheriff.

I want you on our side.

Captain Fun has a plan.

Well-- well, what we need
to do is give the killer

a false sense of security.

Lure him out into the open when
he thinks no one is watching.

OK.

What's the plan?

Trust me.

You'll love it.

[upbeat music]

So this is your plan to lure
the killer out into the open?

Isn't it the top?

Isn't this the same thing
you suggested to cheer me up?

Yep.

And what if I forgot my
wife's birthday or something?

Oh, yeah.

This would work great!

So basically your
solution to every problem

is to throw a party and have
people dress up like idiots

and then get them roaring drunk?

You'd be amazed at
how effective it is--

Oh!

You gotta try the banana shrimp.

No, I'll pass.

It's integral to the whole plan.

I'm allergic to bananas.

Oh.

Hi.

Seen anything funny?

Don't even go there.

That's a very subtle costume
you got on there, Manners.

Back in the
bureau, we would call

this a reverse double negative.

I'm gonna check
out the conga line.

Cover me.

Give me a beer, will you, Bobby?

JACK FROST: Say, pal?

How 'bout a smoke?

[dramatic music]

Excuse me, pardon me,
pardon me, excuse me.

Excuse me, excuse,
pardon me, pardon me.

Sammy, let's dance!

Sam's got a runner.

Why are you talking your watch?

Old habit.

Let's go.

What's with him?

[laughs]

[dramatic music]

Not this time, Jack!

[groaning]

Oh my god!

What have you done?

He was running.

I-- I was chasing him and he
dropped his carrot nose and I--

You know.

He's unconscious, you idiot!

Now, we can't have the
guests attacking the staff.

It's just not on.

I didn't think it was you, sir.

COLONEL: Well, I'm
pleased to hear it.

We just thought
we were gonna lure

the killer out into the open.

COLONEL: There is no killer!

The two most dangerous
things on this island

are your imagination and
Mr. Tiler's poor judgment.

I'm so sorry, Colonel--

Now.

The supply ship will
be here in the morning.

They'll contact the police.

Panic over.

So I'd be grateful if you two
would stop alarming people,

yes?

Right.

Everyone off to bed.

Bobby, give me an aspirin.

[suspenseful music]

SAM: Your suit-- still
has a nose on it.

Yes.

Luckily, you didn't break that.

- But out on the ground--
- Sam--

No.

There was a carrot.

On the ground.

Sam, no.

[ominous music]

But I heard his voice, Anne.

Sam.

No, I did.

Not like it's in my
head, I heard him.

You heard someone
who sounded like him.

Anne, I've heard that voice
every night of my dreams

for the past year.

[sighs] I heard--

No, you didn't.

You couldn't.

Because Jack Frost is dead.

He was dead before
and he came back again.

Maybe something has happened.

No, it hasn't.

Nothing has happened.

Oh my god.

I just don't know how much
more of this I can take.

Jack Frost is dead and
he's tearing us apart.

Marla is right.

Sam, you are out of control.

You almost killed a man.

Tonight this poor
innocent old man

is barely conscious because
you just can't get over it.

I know.

Oh god.

I'm sorry.

Sam.

I love you.

This is a great second
honeymoon, isn't it?

[ominous music]

JACK FROST: Ooh,
wouldn't mind practicing

a little breast stroke myself.

Always test the water first.

Ooh no!

Far too warm.

Must do something about that.

Well let's stir this party up.

That's much better.

[muffled screaming]

What's that, honey?

No, I'm sorry I can't
hear you, you'll

have to scream much louder.

[muffled screaming]

Oh, no!

Please!

Ah, now this is
much more my style.

You know what?

I feel like a cold one.

Mm.

Or 12.

[laughs] Tonight's weather
report, 20% chance of frostbite

and a 100% of death!

[tropical music]

[suspenseful music]

Honey, did you turn
on the air conditioner?

Mm-mm.

Go back to sleep.

There is no air
conditioning, remember?

Oh yeah.

Mm, if you're up, get
me a glass of water.

Sure.

[sighs]

Honey?

What, sweetie?

I'm having that dream again.

ANNE: That's OK, honey.

I know you'd never leave
me for Claudia Schiffer.

SAM: No, no, no, no, no.

Not that one.

The other one.

Endless winter.

ANNE: Honey, just
think warm thoughts.

Like chocolate and marshmallows.

Anne.

I need for you to see this.

ANNE: Sam, just come
back to bed, please--

I-- I don't think it's a dream.

[screams]

Oh my god!

Sam, what-- [screams]

Snowball fight!

I need backup.

You two, cover me.

I'm going in!

[screams]

Snow?

[upbeat music]

What's happening, Sam?

I don't know.

[laughter]

This is great
fun, aye Mrs. Tiler?

Colonel-- Colonel, doesn't
it strike you as just

a little odd that it's snowing?

Ah, no, no.

Oh!

Happened before.

Way back in, you know,
1800 and-- half sleep.

Yes, yes, a freak storm covered
the entire island in white.

Of course, that, um,
that was hail, not snow.

Same difference, what.
[chuckles]

Oh hey!

Hey, now-- now!

Fellow's got to be ready.

[laughter]

What do you think, Sam?

I don't like it.

It can't be Jack.

Oh, don't ask Sam.

If the freezer's too cold
he thinks it's Jack Frost.

Marla, why don't
you come off it.

It was 100 degrees yesterday.

Temperature doesn't
just drop 70 degrees.

Well, actually Sam, on
Christmas Eve in 1924,

Fairfield, Montana,
temperature dropped

84 degrees in just 12 hours.

Where do you get this stuff?

Discovery Channel.

I just love that about you.

SAM: That was Montana, Joe.

This is the tropics.

It doesn't happen
down here, does it?

No.

There's only one
person who could do this.

Captain Fun gives
this a big thumbs up

on his Christmas fun scale!

[laughter]

Come on.

We're gonna build a sled run.

And we're gonna use
surfboards as sleds.

Isn't that just the craziest?

He's here.

Oh Sam--

He's here!

I know he's here.

I know it.

That sled sounds like fun.

Yeah.

Oh dude, my beer's warm.

Bummer.

Hey, look.

Frozen pole.

[laughs]

Yeah.

Well, so?

Warm beer.

Frozen pole.

[laughs]

I don't get it.

Look, dude, you got to
put your tongue to the pole.

Oh, dude, you think I'm stupid?

My tongue will stick.

I'll pour the warm
beer down the pole

and it'll get cold again.

Yeah.

That's cool!

(MUFFLED) See?

It works!

Wait a minute.

Fuck!

This hurts.

[laughter]

Oh, bummer.

(MUFFLED) Yeah.

Hey, look.

Chicks.

(MUFFLED) Huh?

Uh?

Wait!

Don't leave me!

[groans]

Anybody out there?

Help!

JACK FROST: Yo dude, what's up?

(MUFFLED) My
tongue's stuck, man.

JACK FROST: Oh, bummer.

Let me help you.

(MUFFLED) Oh, thanks dude.

JACK FROST: Now, this
might sting a bit, bro.

(MUFFLED) Go for it, man.

JACK FROST: Cowa-tounge-a, dude.

[splattering]

CAPTAIN FUN: Hey, hey, look
at all the snowballs I made.

Oh, oh, OK.

Oh, wait.

Oh.

I'll make more.

[ominous music]

JACK FROST: This
one's for you, Sam.

He sees me.

I can feel it.

[yelling]

Get him, right there!

[screaming]

Oh no.

Sam.

Oh my god!

[screams]

[screaming]

It's another holly,
jolly Christmas.

What the hell is going on?

[screams]

MAN: Oh my god,
get out of my bed!

What the-- what the
hell's going on?

[yelping] What?

Hey!

Cut it out!

[yelling]

They're playing my song.

[rock music]

Can you see anything?

I'm looking.

What is wrong with everyone?

Jack Frost is not here.

Oh yeah?

Then what the hell is that?

MARLA: [laughs] Oh,
for Christ's sake, Sam.

That is not Jack Frost--
they just built that!

Sam, no!

Hey Jack!

You remember me?

I sure as hell remember you.

Sam, don't!

These folks around here, they
don't know you like I do, Jack.

They think you're
cute and innocent.

Like butter wouldn't
melt in your mouth.

See this, Jack?

Know what this is?

This is concentrated antifreeze.

And I've been wearing it
around my neck for a year,

just waiting for you to
show your ugly face again.

Now, it's time for you
to die again, Jack.

How 'bout it?

Are you ready to scream?

Aye.

Oh shit.

Miss me?

Hmm?

Jack?

Oh, you remember.

How sweet of you.

[laughs]

[gun cocks]

Huh?

Oh, gotta go.

Wee!

Manners, where'd he go?

AGENT MANNERS: He melted!

He was right here.

He melted in the snow!

Get inside!

Hold on a minute!

Don't tell me that is Manners!

JOE: Agent Manners
from last year?

He got a lot cuter.

What the hell is he doing here?

It doesn't matter!

Did you see what
direction he went in?

Straight down.

See?
I told you.

It was Jack.
I told you!

I felt it all along--
- it can't be Jack.

How the hell did he get here?

He fly first class?

Marla, we don't know, but
you saw him with your own eyes.

Hey, if Agent Manners is here--

I had nothing to do with it.

Now let's get inside!

How did you know?

I don't know.

It's as if we're linked somehow.

As if I'm a part of him
or he's a part of me--

I wanna know what a
government agent is doing here.

I'm not a government
agent anymore.

I've retired to this island.

Oh, come off.

It's true, Marla.

He's been here for months.

But Jack's here not because
of him, because of me.

MARLA: Oh, come on, Sam.

We don't even know
if it is Jack Frost.

No, Marla.

It's probably some other
walking, talking snowman

that everybody's talking about!

ANNE: What the hell
is going on here?

You brought caulking
on our vacation?

Well, it could come
in handy at any time.

MARLA: Ugh, it looks
like somebody's

got a little obsessed here.

[grunts]

ANNE: Guys!

Guys.

We can't just barricade
ourselves in here.

MARLA: Oh, I don't know, Anne.

This could be the first same
thought Sam's had in a year.

Seal ourselves in for the
night, sounds good to me.

No!

We have to find the
others and warn them.

We could draw straws.

AGENT MANNERS: No.

I'll go.

The island's my responsibility.

I'll go with you.

And I'll--

No, Joe.

You stay here.

That's what I was going to say.

Oh.

Well, looks like
it's and me, Manners.

That's Agent Manners.

[dramatic music]

Yeah, OK.

Whatever you're
comfortable with.

[suspenseful music]

Clear.

Honey?

Yeah?

I love you.

Don't worry.

I'll be safe.

Sam?

Yeah?

Good luck.

Yeah.

Sam?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.
Good luck.

Thank you.

No, you didn't pack
any food in your supply,

so if you find yourself
in the kitchen,

I thought you might
pick us up some--

Never thought we'd find
ourselves in this situation

again, I'm sure.

Well, it's not like before.

Before Jack couldn't
just freeze things.

How the heck did
he find me anyway?

I'm 1,000 miles from home.

2,340.

I check my air miles.

Who'd you tell that you
were coming here, anyway?

Oh, come on.

That's ridiculous.

If Jack had asked
anyone for directions,

he would have contacted me.

If they'd survived it.

[knocking]

[sighs]

(WHISPERING) I don't get it.

How did Sam know Jack was here?

You know, this whole time, I
just thought he was losing it.

(WHISPERING) He thinks
they're linked somehow.

Oh, please.

(WHISPERING) No, hold on.

Remember, the night Jack was
melted, Sam was wounded, right?

Mm-hmm.

Bleeding into the antifreeze.

Well, maybe somehow their
DNA got mixed up together.

(WHISPERING) No more sci-fi
channel for you, honey.

(WHISPERING) Marla,
think about it.

How else did Jack find us out
here in the middle of nowhere?

[gun cocks]

[music playing]

What do you think
happened to Jack?

I don't know.

I thought you buried him!

Yeah, we did bury him.

We had sealed containers,
unmarked graves,

the whole nine yards.

Oh.

I hate it when the
dead don't stay dead.

[door opening]

[slamming]

[screaming]

[clattering]

Stop!

[screaming]

Cease-- cease fire!

Cease fire!

Oh, what'd you do that for?

Mr. Tiler.

[chuckles] That puts us just
about even wouldn't you say?

BOBBY: What was that thing?

All right, listen up.

I'll tell you exactly
what you're dealing with.

Jack Frost is a cold-blooded
killing machine.

Now he's-- he's also
made of genetically

altered water molecules.

I'm sorry.

That's-- that's
usually the place where

people start laughing at me.

OK!

OK!

Well, now Jack, he can freeze
and unfreeze himself but will.

He can turn himself
into water and come

right underneath the door.

So what we've got to
do is find anything

we can to seal up the cracks.

We've got to make it as
airtight as possible.

What about your wife?

They're OK, they're OK.

They're holed up in
the room with a couple

of gallons of antifreeze.

Antifreeze?

It's the only thing
that'll stop him.

We need to collect as
much of it as possible.

Antifreeze.

OK.

Antifreeze.

This is a tropical
island, for god's sake!

Wait a minute.

Is a antifreeze the
same thing coolant?

Uh-huh

Well, we got drums of the
stuff in a old storage shed.

Our generator drink it up
like a rum punch, you know.

Let's do it.

[music playing]

You hear that?

What's that?

The fat lady's warming up.

[chuckles]

Wait!

Snow angel!

[laughs]

This is ingenious, Sheriff.

Did you know, back in India,
we once caught a 600 pound

Bengal Tiger the same way.

Mind you, we had to
dig a 12 foot deep pit

and use the CO's
pet dog as bait.

[chuckles]

[music playing]

No, no, no, no.

Don't come telling me, "Bobby,
somebody's gotta be the bait."

No.

Don't worry, Bobby.

I'll do it.

It's me he's after.

It's me he'll come for.

Don't worry.

I got you back.

[dramatic music]

Thanks.

[suspenseful music]

I say, if this creature's
only after Mr. Tiler,

why don't we just let
it have him and get

the whole thing over with?

Just a thought.

How you doing, Sheriff?

So far, it's a piece of cake.

[water dripping]

JACK FROST: Hey,
how's it going, Sam?

MARLA: [gasps]

Hi Jack.

So, what are we doing?

Waiting.

Waiting for what?

Waiting for you to blow it.

Ooh.

Oh shoot.

Here I come, ready or--

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh--

Psych!

JACK FROST: [screams]

Yeah.

[cheering]

[tropical music]

Well-- well done, Tiler.

Really never--

[celebrating]

That's my boy out there, yeah!

I'm getting way too
good at this, you know.

I'm getting way
too much practice.

[laughter]

You ever want to get into
official snowman removal--

You bastards!

Have you any idea how
much this shit stings?

And I swallowed it!

I'll be hacking
it up for a week!

- Shoot.
- Fire!

Shoot!

Fire!

Oh, please.

This again?

Come off it!

SAM: it isn't working.

Why isn't it working?

Because I'm all
new and improved.

Get back, everyone!

What's the matter, Sammy?

All out of ideas?

That should kill you.

The antifreeze should kill you!

Well, let me explain to
you the inherent dangers

of unregulated genetic
experimentation.

You see-- [burps] Oh.

Ugh.

Excuse me, I must have
swallowed more than I thought.

[burps] Oh, somebody
get me a Pepto.

[chuckles] Oh!

Ugh.

OK.

I'm out of here.

AGENT MANNERS: No!

We have to get back inside.

It's not safe out here.

Come on, Sam.
- It didn't work.

- Come one, I know.
- The antifreeze--

- Honey--
- it didn't work.

Honey, come on.

The antifreeze--

Sam, please!

The antifreeze didn't--

[dramatic music]

Ooh, don't touch
it, you great lump.

Why do you have to poke
around in everything?

I think it's just a snowball.

[suspenseful music]

Come on, Jack.

You're not afraid
a little of me.

An eye for an eye.

[chuckles] Yeah.

[clock ticking]

How long now?

15 minutes.

I'm telling you, it's
just an ordinary snowball.

Joe, if it's just an
ordinary snowball then why

hasn't it melted in 15 minutes?

Well, antifreeze, you know.

That's what we
used the last time.

Just the antifreeze.

Good old-fashioned
antifreeze should just melt--

Honey, you're rambling again.

Oh, OK.

Anne is right.

We should get rid of it.

Absolutely.

Better safe than sorry.

It's just a snowball.

[cracking]

MARLA: What's it doing?

JOE: I don't know.

Wait a minute.

I think it's hatching.

Hatching?

[gasps] if that isn't
the cutest little thing.

Oh yeah, a regular sweetheart.

Don't get too close.

Dada.

Oh my god.

Did you hear that?

Dada.

Yeah, I'll be your Dada.

[giggles]

CAPTAIN FUN: (BABY
TALK) Yes, I will.

Who's a little fella?

You're my little chilly-willy.

Oh, you cute, little
booger-boogie.

Kill Dada.

Huh?

Get it off of me!

Oh my god!

[screaming]

[giggling]

I got it!

I got it!

[giggles]

SNOWBALL: Here, here
we go, here we go.

[giggles]

It's on the ground!

SNOWBALL: Over here, over here!

ANNE: Over here, over here!

Oh, oh!
I got it!

I got it!

I got--

BOBBY: Kill that thing!

ANNE: I wanna see you break
dancing, you little shit.

Huh?

[screams]

[laughter]

Yeah.

That was fun.
[giggles]

JOE: What about salt?

We should see if salt hurts it.

Or heat it up on the range.

SNOWBALL: What?

No.

Microwave it.

That might do it.

Wrap it in a cloth and
steam the little bugger.

SNOWBALL: No,
that's not funnies.

[suspenseful music]

[giggling]

SNOWBALL: Everybody quiet.

[shushes]

[giggling]

ANNE (ON RADIO): Manners!

What?

If you find any more of those
snowballs, don't go near them.

And that would be because?

ANNE (ON RADIO): They're
vicious little killers.

AGENT MANNERS: Great.

Make a list.

Things that would have been
useful to five minutes ago.

[screaming]

ANNE (ON RADIO): Manners,
have you found more of them?

You might say that.

[giggling]

[screams]

Fucking things off of me!

[screams]

ANNE (ON RADIO): Manners?

Manners?

[dramatic music]

[giggles] Mm.

Toasty.

[grunting]

Hey, no, no, no!

They're indestructible.

Manners indicated there were
more of them on the island.

Anyone have any idea
where he was headed?

He just kind of ran off.

I don't know about
you people, but I'm

going to lock myself in here
and wait for the supply ship

to come.

COLONEL: Good thinking, Bobby.

The supply ship.

We can't let these things
get off the island.

They split up.

What?

There's hundreds of them
now and they'd separated.

Well, Sam, where are they?

You know, we'll--

We're gonna be all right.

We just have to get
some antifreeze.

We're good, Sam.

Yes, dear.

All right, we need
to find containers.

Containers with lids
that close tightly.

Jars, bottles,
anything that we can

trap these little creeps in.

Anne.

What are you doing?

I'm saving the day.

[dramatic music]

We can cover the most
ground if we split up.

What about safety in numbers?

No, no, no.

Basic combat strategy.

When you're outnumbered,
your best plan

is to confuse the enemy
with as many flank

offensives as possible.

If we give these
blighters a single target,

they'll-- they'll surround
us and eat us for breakfast.

All right then.

Let's go.

Sweep every room and
leave no corner unchecked.

Roger.

[tropical music]
[giggles]

Party.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Oogie!

[laughs]

[laughter]

[screams]

[grunting]

Oh boy.

[squeaking]

Yeah.

Hand sandwich.

[growling]

[rattling]

[grunting]

We fill the back of the
truck would antifreeze, see.

And then the
antifreeze was there

and then it was sort of green.

And when I jumped into the
antifreeze, there's Jack Frost.

He just--
- Sam.

Turned into antifreeze.

So what we need is antifreeze--

Sam!

If we could just
find some antifreeze--

Sam!

One more word, and I'm
gonna kill you myself.

[music playing]

[giggling]

SNOWBALL: Oops.

[giggling]

Whoa!

[screams]

[laughs]

SNOWBALL: I see you.

[giggles]

Get me, get me, get me.

[giggles]

[squeaking]

[grunting]

Sucks huh?

[groans]

You don't scare me, my
chilly little friends.

Back in India, I was once
caught by the Punjabi.

Bloody painful, I can tell you.

[chuckles] Softly.

Softly, Colonel.

Cunning of a fox.

Speed of a jungle cat.

[growling]

Sleeping, aye?

[chuckles]

[grumbles]

Yes, come to the Colonel, yes.

[chuckles]

SNOWBALL: Hello?

[giggling]

Yes, careful.

[giggling]

[glass shattering]

Don't hurt me!

I won't.

I--

Everybody's dead!

It was snowing and
everything was really fun.

And then--

Hey!

Sweetcakes, snap out of it.

Now, what is your name?

Well-- well, my
real name is Amanda.

My friends, they
like to call me--

Amanda.

I am gonna get you out of here.

Now we are heading
down to the kitchen--

What was that?

Hold on.

[screams]

[screaming]

Hey, ugly!

Come, Petey.

You can do it.

You can take her, Petey.

You-- like that, idiot.

You're dead.

Ah, Petey, Petey, Petey--

[screams]

Petey?

[chuckles] What is this?

Ugh.

Come on, it's some
kind of cocktail.

What's in it?
- No, honey--

Not now.

Anne, I really don't
think it's the time

to be swapping recipes.

It kills them, it kills the
baby snowballs, all right?

Now what the hell is in it?

Oh, that's Bobby's Island
Daiquiri it got light rum,

just a dash of
maraschino, lemon juice,

half a teaspoon of sugar,
and a half a banana.

Blended to perfection.

MARLA: Oh, must be the alcohol.

That's like antifreeze, right?

SAM: I wouldn't like that.

I'll have a mint julep, Bobby.

ANNE: Not now, Sam.

Please.

I don't like bananas.

Honey, not now!

Bananas.

Oh my god.

Sam's allergic to bananas.

You remember a
year ago when Sam's

blood got into the antifreeze.

Well, that's when
they linked up.

Well, maybe when
that happened, Jack

inherited Sam's banana allergy.

[laughs]

SNOWBALL: Let's see.

Whoa.

Oh!

Cut that!

MARLA: Ugh.

Banana daiquiri, anyone?

[music playing]

You know, these organic
cookies are pretty darn good.

Let's get it on.

[gun cocks]

Huh?

[gasps] Uh-oh.

Oh no!

[screams]

[chuckles]

[screams]

[gunshot]

[ominous music]

[groaning]

JACK FROST: (GENTLY)
There, there.

Come here, it's OK.

It's OK.

[groaning]

Oh.

Easy.

There, there.

[gasping]

Now it's killing time.

So who won the war then, aye?

[chuckles]

So what do we do
with it this time?

Bury it twice as deep
as we did last time?

We'll come in first
thing in the morning

and hose the whole place down.

No one will be any the wiser.

Be open for business in a week.

Colonel.

You got 18 bodies
to explain, man.

Food poisoning.

Oh.

No, no, that wouldn't look
too good either, would it?

We'll just say
the plane arrived.

Nobody on board.

[laughs]

[screams]

Oh, shit!

Ugh.

Ugh.

Oh.

Honey.

It's after midnight.

Today is our wedding day.

[music playing]

For better or for
worse, I promise

to love and protect you.

I do too.

I now pronounce you
totally fucking dead.

[screaming]

Jack!
Jack!

Jack, Jack, Jack,
Jack, Jack, Jack,

Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack!

JACK FROST: I rode into town
and I'm looking for the bitch

who killed my family!

Oh, no way out.

[screams]

Help me!

Anybody?

Somebody help me!

[screams] Anyone?

[screams]

Oh my god.

Oh, you son of a bitch!

You should've heard your
babies scream, Jack.

You should have
heard them scream.

Sam?

Sam?

Oh, honey.

You are missing the point.

Get it?
Get it?

SAM: Hey Jack.

Huh?

Get this.

Oi.

Oh crap.

[explosion]

Anne!

Anne!

Anne!

Anne!

Annie!

Anne!

Come on, come on, Anne!

Annie, come on.

Anne.

[music playing]

Ah!

Anne!

[coughs]

[laughs]

Ugh, fuck, I hate Christmas.

So Sam, where do you
wanna go next year?

Oh honey, do we really
have to go anywhere?

Oh honey, it's great to
travel at the holidays.

Sure, but something
always goes wrong.

[gasps] How about Greece?

Greece?
No.

Not another island.

Oh Sam.

[music playing]

Good grief!

What else happened?

It appears the island
has been covered in snow.

Yes.

But that is impossible.

And yet, here it is.

Before our eyes.

Did you feel that?

Yes, I did.

But what was it?

I do not know.

It is coming from
behind the island.

[screaming]

[crash]

[MUSIC - CHRIS ANDERSON, "MERRY
CHRISTMAS BABY"]

(SINGING) Merry,
merry Christmas, baby.

I hear you've been
fooling around again.

Merry, merry Christmas, baby.

I hear you've been
fooling around again.

Playing with your Christmas
stocking, hoping the fun

won't ever end.

Merry Christmas,
baby, Merry Christmas.

Merry, merry Christmas, baby.

I hope you have loads of fun.

Merry Christmas,
merry, merry Christmas.

Merry, merry Christmas, baby.

I hope you have loads of fun.

Merry Christmas,
merry, merry Christmas.

Whether playing
with your snowmen

or lounging in the island sun.

Merry Christmas,
baby, merry Christmas.

Dashing through the snow
in a one horse open sleigh.

Ooh ooh, ooh.

Oh, the fields we go,
laughing all the way.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Oh, what fun to take a
ride on a swinging holiday.

Merry Christmas,
baby, merry Christmas.

So Merry Christmas, baby.

But you just better
watch your back.

Merry Christmas,
baby, watch your back.

Merry, merry Christmas, baby.

But you just better
watch your back.

Merry Christmas,
baby, watch your back.

'Cause if you don't think
Frost is nipping, then

maybe you just don't know Jack.

Merry Christmas, baby.

MARLA: Hello?

Anne?

Sam?

We're in here!

Joe Sterling, blow!

Open the door!