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**
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with tough times
come tough decisions.
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But through it all, there's one
place you can always turn to
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to help make your decisions...
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A little bit easier.
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For 25 years, people across this
great nation have trusted
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all city insurance to take care
of their families,
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their homes, and their futures.
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All city insurance.
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Always there.
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All the time.
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All in!
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**
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[radio]
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Good afternoon la.
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You good looking thing you.
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Sam yates here
just kickin' back.
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Havin' the time of my life.
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That's because I'm not
stuck in traffic with you.
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Here on another smog filled
lovely day here in la.
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The 405, forget it.
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[Honking]
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Come on, asshole!
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[Honking]
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[Beep]
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It's Steven, your agent.
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Laugh out loud.
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Well cheese and crackers
and muddy water.
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I don't know what you did today
in that audition,
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but marcia horwitz...
She loved you.
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She's a huge fan, Jim.
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She said you did a great job.
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But uh, well, it's not going
to go any farther, Jim.
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They're- they're going in a
completely different direction
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on this movie. I don't know what
they're thinking...
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But anyway, um, I know we
haven't had the best of luck
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in a very long while.
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But you know what...
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Something big's gonna
happen soon, kiddo.
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I can feel it.
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Hang in there, honey. Ciao.
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[Beep]
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Hi, it's tiff.
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Aka tificult.
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Listen, I know you're mad at me.
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But I'm sorry I flaked on you.
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Let's just go out tonight
and rage or something.
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Ok?
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Oh, and can I use
your car again?
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Mine's fucked.
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[Beep]
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Hey hey, it's your
old buddy len.
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Do you remember me?
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You better be coming to
that reunion, alright?
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I'm tired of just seeing
your face on that commercial.
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I'd like to actually
touch my friend.
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Hold on a second...
That didn't sound right.
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Anyway, uh let me know, brother.
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T says to keep it
out your mouth.
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I assume he means penis.
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Skunk is drunk.
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Again.
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**
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good lord, Jim,
give me my shorts back!
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No way, fatass.
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Hey skunk, don't put
your dick in the water.
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Yeah, some fish is gonna
think your dick is a worm.
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I need my dick, Jim.
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I need my dick.
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Jim Owens, give skunk
his swimsuit back.
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All of you get over here.
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I want to take a picture.
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Only if I get a kiss, Laurie.
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With tongue this time.
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Sush.
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[Laughing]
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I'm gonna push you in.
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Say cheese.
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[Shutter clicks]
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**
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white zone is for immediate
loading and unloading
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of passengers only.
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No parking.
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I thought I was
getting away from you.
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[Honking]
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Look at 'em. Talking to himself.
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Literally.
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Hey Jim, you know how many asses
have sat on your face
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in this town alone?
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You guys are a little
late, aren't ya?
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I've gotta hug him, man.
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Just get him.
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Hey Jimmy!
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How you doin' man?
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Hey Jim, check it out.
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Always there, all the time.
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Balls deep.
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[Laughing]
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I'm fucking your face.
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You like it.
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Get your dick off my face.
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So you finally decided
to come back and
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visit your old pals, huh?
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Hey you guys could have
come out and visited me.
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Man you know Annette wouldn't
let me go to Los Angeles.
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Shit.
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She knows my black ass
wouldn't come back.
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Hey, a lot of people
going to the reunion?
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Should be a pretty good turn
out, considering
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they canceled the last one.
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Why did they cancel it?
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Probably because it wasn't
enough time for principal
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teagley to forgive us
for all the shit we did.
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Hey, is Laurie going?
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I don't know.
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You don't keep in
touch with her anymore, do ya?
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It's been a long time.
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I think she's got
a boyfriend anyway.
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She's datin' someone.
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Yeah, well good for her.
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She's a good catch.
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I'm surprised she's
not married by now.
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Come on guys, what's with all
this soap opera shit, huh?
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This is your night, Jim.
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What do you want to do, man?
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How about the knob?
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Did I hear the knob?
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You heard me say the knob.
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Knob.
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The knob.
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The knob.
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The knob!
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Let's twist it up at the knob.
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**
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alright, are you ready
to throw a few back?
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I might have one or two.
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What, did you grow a
vagina out in California?
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Cali-Gina.
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[Laughing]
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You know what? I got this one.
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No, no, wait a minute.
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You're money's no
good here Hollywood.
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Thank you.
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Hollywood, huh?
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Is that my new
nickname, Debbie Gibson?
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Hey, Debbie Gibson cranked
out many excellent,
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excellent heads, ok?
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Cheers.
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Boys.
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Who is that?
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Angie Kramer.
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Castle cheerleader '92.
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Just one year?
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Bitch got pregnant.
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Ooh, she at it again.
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Jim Owens, I heard you were
coming into town,
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but I did not believe it.
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Angie Kramer, how have you been?
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You know, busy...
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I bet.
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You're....?
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Oh. baby loves that.
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So, do you need a date
for the reunion Saturday?
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I am really, im
honestly flattered.
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I just- I can't because...
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I told the boys I was just
gonna kinda go with them.
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But, fuck, I'd love to do that.
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Alright. I mean is it because
I'm pregnant, or?
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I can't make it.
I'm uh... taken.
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Shut up, skunk.
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Like you had a chance.
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Uck.
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So, what're you guys-
what do you boys got
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planned for the weekend?
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Going to Kramer's lake?
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That lake has been
closed for years.
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Yeah, t, it's called a joke.
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Your joke was a joke.
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Your sweater is a joke.
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Your birth control is a joke.
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Ok, your hair is a joke.
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Your food stamps are a joke.
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Oh really?
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Your watch is fake.
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You're like a fake person.
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Actually, we don't
have a lot planned.
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Besides for the reunion,
and len's having
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a litte barbeque tomorrow.
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Oh, sweet.
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Oh, len.
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Do you mind if i
bring my little ones?
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No, of course.
The more the merrier.
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Awesome.
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Ok, well I'll see
you guys tomorrow.
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Cheers to that.
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Good stuff. Cheers to that.
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You think you should?
Alright.
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Mmm.
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Go for it.
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Ok.
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I haven't seen you in a while.
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Alright, bye guys.
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She's gonna have a
hills have eyes kid.
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You know Molly is gonna kill me.
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Why?
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Len slept with her
in high school.
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So what, everyone slept
with Angie Kramer
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back in high school.
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Not while you were dating
your soon to be wife?
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Shame.
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I didn't sleep with Angie
Kramer in high school.
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Did you sleep with
anybody in high school?
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Your dad.
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What?
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Alright, my wife
is really gonna kill me.
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You're gonna be alright.
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I'm sure she forgot
all about it by now.
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It's been a long time.
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Brother, you don't know Molly.
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What about you?
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Yeah, I bet you got all sorts
of ass just throwin' themselves
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at you out there in Hollywood.
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Oh yeah, I'm just dodging pussy.
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Come on, give us something man.
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Hollywood is like
a pussy pinata.
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I don't have any...
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There- give us some dirt.
-Come on man.
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I kinda hooked up with a
Lakers cheerleader once.
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Ha!
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Jim, how old was she?
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I don't know. She was like 22.
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Wooo.
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22, oh I'm impressed.
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Jim, you have got to start
datin' someone your own age man.
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You gotta date someone that you
have at least a little bit of
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something in common with.
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Yeah.
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Someone who likes that shitty
ass eighties music like you do.
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I'm trying, alright?
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But it doesn't really
exist out there.
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You're just not looking
in the right places.
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You'll find somebody.
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I hope.
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Pray to sweet Jesus you do.
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**
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you gotta be kidding me.
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Huh?
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Get up.
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Laurie Miller.
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Hey.
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Too long. Too long.
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Yeah, a little bit.
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Too long of a hug. It was weird.
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What are the odds of that?
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That's some Casablanca
shit right there.
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Man, you should've
said something.
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Hey, hey, I was going to.
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He's here for, what?
4 or 5 days.
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I thought there was a very good
chance that they might
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not bump into each other.
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Well they bumped.
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I just hope they don't bump.
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Bump. bump.
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Bump.
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What are you doing home?
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The reunion.
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What are you doing at the knob?
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Mark had a business
thing at the back.
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Oh. your boyfriend?
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Fiance.
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I'm getting married
next weekend.
272
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,445
Didn't len tell you?
273
00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:28,849
Yeah.
no, len told me.
274
00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:32,352
I just, uh, I thought it was
next month for some reason.
275
00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:34,021
Congratulations, that's great.
276
00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:34,754
Thanks.
277
00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:36,223
You're more than
welcome to come.
278
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,925
That'd be a little weird.
279
00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:40,227
Come on, we dated when
we were like kids.
280
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,129
Kids don't...
281
00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:44,031
Shush!
282
00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:48,035
I see you on
bilboards and buses.
283
00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:49,369
I'm proud of you.
284
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,205
You look good.
285
00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:53,874
You look good.
286
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,177
I look awesome.
287
00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:01,181
Yes you do.
288
00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:02,415
Wah!
289
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:05,485
Oh, I hate it when you do that.
290
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,089
Hey, how are you?
291
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:09,890
I'm good.
292
00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:11,524
Wait a minute, I know you.
Don't I?
293
00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:13,126
Uhh, I don't know...
294
00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:16,997
Always there.
295
00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:19,066
Where?
296
00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:21,869
All the time.
297
00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:23,536
This is Jim, honey.
298
00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:25,472
Hollywood Jim.
299
00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:26,940
That's my nickname now.
300
00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:30,210
Oh man, I remember you.
Of course.
301
00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:33,013
How's the leg been
holding up, partner?
302
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,216
Mark lochyear?
303
00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:42,522
Times running out here
in the 4th quarter.
304
00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:44,992
The castle knights need a
touchdown desperately
305
00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:47,060
or their season is over.
306
00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:47,861
Here's a snap.
307
00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:49,029
Johsnon looks downfield.
308
00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:49,930
He sees a man.
309
00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:51,965
It's Jim Owens.
310
00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:53,233
Caught by Jim Owens.
311
00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:54,968
He is at the 40.
312
00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:56,069
He's at the 30.
313
00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:57,237
Oh, what a block.
314
00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:59,406
He might go all the way.
315
00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:01,541
Owens is at the ten.
316
00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:02,642
[Grunt]
317
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:05,578
Ohh, he is rocked by
Mark lochlear
318
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:06,513
just short of the goal line.
319
00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:08,148
That one has got to hurt.
320
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,416
Ow, my leg.
321
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:12,886
And the castle knights
come up just short.
322
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:16,389
How's the leg, partner?
323
00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:19,159
Haha.
324
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,894
I didn't even realize he
was the same guy
325
00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:23,530
until months into dating.
326
00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:26,233
It was a long time ago.
He's grown up.
327
00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:27,434
Yeah, I've grown up.
328
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:29,236
Hey girl, how you doin' Laurie?
329
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:31,371
Hey, you guys remember Mark.
330
00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:33,173
-How you doin' Mark?
Hey fellas.
331
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,375
Is that skunk?
332
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,211
Oh yeah.
333
00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:40,047
That fool has been
drinking since birth.
334
00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:43,083
Say Laurie, do you still
live on south broadview?
335
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:44,952
Until the real estate agent
here sells our house,
336
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,119
that's where we live.
337
00:14:46,153 --> 00:14:47,654
'Cause that's near
skunk house, and...
338
00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:49,089
We've been drinking
a little bit.
339
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:51,158
Would you mind taking
his fatass home for us?
340
00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:52,359
Oh sure. Of course.
341
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,460
We were just leaving anyway.
342
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,595
Would you put him in our truck?
343
00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:57,931
I've known him since
i was like nine.
344
00:14:57,965 --> 00:14:59,499
First weenie I ever saw.
345
00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:01,168
Oh yuck.
346
00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:03,103
Alright, Laurie.
Great to see you, Mark.
347
00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:04,571
Take care.
-Pleasure.
348
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:08,241
Something's never change.
349
00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:10,143
Come on, skunk.
350
00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:11,678
I don't need to if
i don't' want to.
351
00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:16,549
Hey, see you around man.
352
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,085
Think fast.
353
00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:20,653
Hey bill, how's it going?
354
00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:22,222
Excuse me, honey.
355
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,690
Laurie?
356
00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:25,725
Uh, you know, len's having
a little barbeque tomorrow.
357
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,594
You guys should stop by.
358
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:29,496
Don't you mean a
whiffle ball game?
359
00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:32,165
And isn't that for kids.
360
00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:34,201
Yes and yes.
361
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,204
What time?
362
00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:38,005
Whenevs.
363
00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:40,007
Whenevs.
364
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,374
Ready?
-yes.
365
00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:42,575
Bye.
-see ya.
366
00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:46,679
Alright.
367
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:54,988
**
368
00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:42,102
damnit Freeman.
369
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:44,237
My bad, team.
370
00:16:44,271 --> 00:16:46,173
You're worst at bat.
Terrible.
371
00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:47,440
How can you not
hit a plastic ball?
372
00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:48,741
You're a grown man.
373
00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,343
I'm not good with
the slow pitches.
374
00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:52,245
He's really good at pitching.
375
00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:54,114
You're a shitfaced redneck.
376
00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:56,183
I won't disagree with you there.
377
00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:57,750
C'mon, the guy
just lost his job.
378
00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:00,820
I don't give a shit.
I'm losing this game.
379
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,522
Yes you are, you're losing.
380
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:03,823
Alright I'm going to take
a piss and grab a beer.
381
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,058
Who wants one?
382
00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:06,426
I do.
-Alright.
383
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:17,137
Hey Carter. Hey
384
00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:19,506
that's not Carter.
385
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:20,740
That's Nixon.
386
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:22,742
Carter died about five years
ago, but you wouldn't know that
387
00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:24,577
because you never come home.
388
00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:26,546
Looks just like Carter.
389
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:27,614
You came.
390
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:28,748
I did.
391
00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:31,284
Where's the, uh,
where's the lucky guy?
392
00:17:31,318 --> 00:17:32,219
Oh, he's showing a house.
393
00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:33,386
He'll be here in a bit.
394
00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:34,321
Nice.
395
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:37,324
How long have you
guys, you know, dated?
396
00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:40,560
A little over a year.
397
00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:43,263
So what about you,
you seeing somebody?
398
00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:44,597
I mean, you are
getting out there?
399
00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:45,832
I'm sorta dating someone.
400
00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:47,167
Sort of?
401
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:47,667
Wow.
402
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:48,835
Sounds intriguing.
403
00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:50,170
What's his name?
404
00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:51,070
Mmm.
405
00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:55,842
Her name is Tiffany.
406
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,510
She goes by tificult.
407
00:17:57,544 --> 00:18:02,215
She uh, listens to small
Wayne and she rages.
408
00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:04,884
It's lil' Wayne.
409
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:05,818
Lil?
410
00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:06,586
Lil.
411
00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:08,521
Lil Wayne.
412
00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:09,389
I was close.
413
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,324
I mean the same thing.
Small and lil'.
414
00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:13,293
[Laughs]
415
00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:15,562
So what's it like doing
those commericials?
416
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,764
It looks like a pretty easy job.
417
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:19,732
You know, it's easy I guess.
418
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:22,402
It's also a little embarrassing.
419
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:23,470
I went out there to
become an actor,
420
00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:24,871
not an insurance salesman.
421
00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:26,105
Is that why you're back?
422
00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:28,308
Are you having some sort of
midlife crisis and you thought
423
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:30,243
reliving the glory days
with your boys
424
00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:31,444
was gonna solve everything?
425
00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:33,680
You know what, there's nothing
wrong with coming back and
426
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:35,682
having some good times
with some old friends.
427
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,584
Hey I didn't say that there was.
428
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,619
Then why aren't you and
Clark going to the reunion?
429
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:42,155
Mark has a bachelor
party that night.
430
00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:44,624
Great, than you can
go with all of us.
431
00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:45,858
Is the whole gang going?
432
00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:47,360
Yeah, everybody's goin'.
433
00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:49,128
We're all goin'.
It's a gaggle of us.
434
00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:55,468
Alright, I'm in.
435
00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:57,437
Really? you're in?
436
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:58,471
I'm in.
437
00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:00,240
You're in. Urine?
438
00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:01,241
No I'm in.
439
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:02,875
I'm all in.
440
00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:04,511
All the time.
441
00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:05,044
How dare you?
442
00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:08,181
[Laughing] I had to.
443
00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:09,148
Jim, Jim.
444
00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:10,850
Hey buddy, we're all
waitin' for you, man.
445
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:11,751
Hey Laurie.
446
00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:14,721
Laurie is going to
the renuion with us.
447
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:17,190
That's fantastic, man.
448
00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:18,291
That's so cool.
449
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:21,361
See ya.
450
00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:23,330
[Screams]
451
00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:24,264
Jerk.
452
00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:26,333
I hate it when you do that.
453
00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:27,367
Hi baby.
454
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,568
I brought you a casserole.
455
00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:31,271
Thank you.
Did you sell the house?
456
00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:33,206
Yes, I did.
457
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:35,342
Congrats, that's great.
458
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:36,543
How's the barbeque?
459
00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:37,244
Hey you know what sweetie, i
think I'm going to go to the
460
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:38,711
reunion thing tomorrow night.
461
00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:41,348
What? why?
462
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:42,582
'Cause Jim's going.
463
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:44,317
No, I just haven't seen a bunch
of my old friends in awhile.
464
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,219
I think it'll be fun.
465
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:47,754
Aren't you going with
a bunch of strippers
466
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:49,021
to your bachelor party?
467
00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:51,891
Uh, well I'm not going with the
strippers to the bachelor party,
468
00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:53,560
but yes, there's gonna
be strippers there.
469
00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:55,295
C'mon. let's go say hi to
everybody.
470
00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:58,965
Freeman, hold on to the bat.
471
00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:00,867
Damnit. you're going
to kill someone.
472
00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:02,802
Hi Molly.
473
00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:04,471
Laurie!
474
00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:07,574
We were just talking about you.
475
00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:08,675
Hi Mark.
476
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:09,942
Great to see you again.
477
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:13,246
Out!
-shit!
478
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:14,514
You're out.
479
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,416
Alright that means your ghost
runner stays on third, alright?
480
00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:17,750
You gotta push him in man.
481
00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:19,486
The old push.
482
00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:21,321
Pushy push.
483
00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:23,356
Same old Jim.
484
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:24,457
You're up Freeman.
485
00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:25,325
No man, I'm out.
486
00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:26,493
Dude, my knee is jacked.
487
00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:27,727
I've gotta stretch out.
488
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:30,697
[Grunt]
489
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,965
Well I guess that's
forfeit then.
490
00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:34,267
Damn.
491
00:20:34,301 --> 00:20:35,201
I'm gonna kill skunk.
492
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,736
Even his dumb ass is
better than Freeman.
493
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:38,705
Where is skunk?
494
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:39,872
I mean I hope he's alright.
495
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:42,775
Hey Mark, you play?
496
00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:44,977
Uh, I played a
little college ball.
497
00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:48,715
Yes, but did they play with
bucket rules in college?
498
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:49,882
Boom.
499
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:51,984
I don't know, let's find out.
500
00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:53,453
Here we go.
501
00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:54,687
[Laughs]
502
00:20:56,055 --> 00:20:57,324
Yo, yo, yo.
503
00:20:57,357 --> 00:20:58,591
Woah.
504
00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:01,528
When he pitches the ball and it
goes in the bucket, you're out.
505
00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:02,762
No questions asked, right.
506
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:05,565
It doesn't matter if it hits
your bat or your dick or your
507
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:06,933
or your pussy. You're out.
508
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:08,635
Also...
509
00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:10,837
[Grunt]
510
00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:14,073
They hit you with
the water balloon.
511
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:17,043
Hahah. no I'm serious.
512
00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:18,545
In your face.
513
00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:20,313
And it hurts bad, dude.
514
00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:22,849
It's happened to me
a lot in my lifetime.
515
00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:24,984
Alright, he's comin' in for me.
516
00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:26,586
I'm worthless.
517
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:27,720
Yeah you are.
518
00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:29,822
Eat me out.
519
00:21:29,856 --> 00:21:31,624
You know the rules.
520
00:21:31,658 --> 00:21:33,526
I got it.
521
00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:37,964
Alright, Jim strike him out.
522
00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:40,867
Ohh water balloon.
Ohh
523
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:44,437
swing and miss Jackie chan.
524
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,507
Get him. Get him.
525
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:50,343
Sorry.
526
00:21:50,377 --> 00:21:52,379
I gotta- it's the
rules, you know?
527
00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:55,915
I fucking told you Eddie Bauer.
528
00:22:01,521 --> 00:22:02,522
Oooh.
529
00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:03,623
[Laughs]
530
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:06,526
That was the worse throw
I've seen in my entire life.
531
00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:08,094
My dad's sister throws
better than that.
532
00:22:08,127 --> 00:22:09,696
The one nobody talks about.
533
00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:11,130
Hahah.
534
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:12,131
[Splat]
535
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:14,033
[Laughing]
536
00:22:14,066 --> 00:22:15,368
Hey, that shit ain't funny.
537
00:22:15,402 --> 00:22:16,836
Oh my god.
538
00:22:16,869 --> 00:22:17,670
Stop laughing at me man.
539
00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:19,572
I'm sorry.
540
00:22:19,606 --> 00:22:21,007
Uhh.
541
00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:28,981
**
542
00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:44,130
len!
543
00:22:44,163 --> 00:22:44,831
I'm sorry.
544
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:48,134
Get your ass in this house now.
545
00:22:49,936 --> 00:22:51,571
Who invited her?
546
00:22:51,604 --> 00:22:54,641
Len plowed her in
high school, remember?
547
00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:01,481
Uh, mind if I pop a squat?
548
00:23:01,514 --> 00:23:03,149
No please.
549
00:23:03,182 --> 00:23:05,418
Squat.
550
00:23:05,785 --> 00:23:09,155
How could you invite that slut?!
551
00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:13,560
Don't tell me to calm down.
552
00:23:13,593 --> 00:23:15,027
[Screams]
553
00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:15,895
Everybody can hear you.
554
00:23:15,928 --> 00:23:17,430
I don't care if
everyone can hear me.
555
00:23:17,464 --> 00:23:18,665
Whore!
556
00:23:18,698 --> 00:23:20,032
So, how's the pregnancy coming?
557
00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:21,601
It's comin'.
558
00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:23,636
I hope this one
comes out a little...
559
00:23:23,670 --> 00:23:25,505
Riper than the others.
560
00:23:27,674 --> 00:23:28,941
[Sniffing]
561
00:23:28,975 --> 00:23:29,642
Dumbass.
562
00:23:29,676 --> 00:23:30,910
[Squelch]
563
00:23:30,943 --> 00:23:32,645
Ahh!
564
00:23:32,679 --> 00:23:34,146
I'm gonna tell mom!
565
00:23:34,180 --> 00:23:35,482
Mom doesn't give a crap.
566
00:23:35,515 --> 00:23:37,183
You must be so proud.
567
00:23:37,216 --> 00:23:38,250
Hell no.
568
00:23:38,284 --> 00:23:40,720
It's embarrassing, but
what are you going to do.
569
00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:43,690
Can't exactly shove the
bastard back up there, can you?
570
00:23:43,723 --> 00:23:45,492
It'd be great if you could.
571
00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:47,894
Can you?
572
00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:49,596
Uh...
573
00:23:49,629 --> 00:23:52,465
I'm not going to put a baby
back inside of me.
574
00:23:52,499 --> 00:23:54,066
What's the matter with you guys?
575
00:23:55,234 --> 00:23:57,103
Oh, Ron?
576
00:23:57,136 --> 00:23:59,205
Can you get me a diet Pepsi?
577
00:23:59,238 --> 00:24:01,674
Easy on the ice.
578
00:24:04,544 --> 00:24:06,012
Still got it, Freeman.
579
00:24:06,746 --> 00:24:07,747
So what have you
guys been up to?
580
00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:08,981
Ohh.
581
00:24:09,015 --> 00:24:11,183
Gosh, do you think you should
be smokin' at seven months?
582
00:24:11,217 --> 00:24:12,218
They're lights.
583
00:24:12,251 --> 00:24:13,720
It's fine.
584
00:24:13,753 --> 00:24:14,821
Lights.
585
00:24:14,854 --> 00:24:15,988
Want one?
586
00:24:16,022 --> 00:24:18,124
No, thank you.
587
00:24:18,157 --> 00:24:19,125
I like living.
588
00:24:19,158 --> 00:24:21,193
[Laughing]
589
00:24:21,227 --> 00:24:24,997
Oh gosh, well congrats on that.
590
00:24:25,031 --> 00:24:27,199
Cannot wait for the wedding.
591
00:24:27,233 --> 00:24:28,901
Are you coming?
592
00:24:31,103 --> 00:24:32,171
Yeah go team!
593
00:24:32,204 --> 00:24:33,205
Woo.
594
00:24:33,239 --> 00:24:35,875
Yeah go team!
595
00:24:35,908 --> 00:24:36,075
Safe!
596
00:24:39,779 --> 00:24:41,113
Really?
597
00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:42,515
We know he's safe.
598
00:24:42,549 --> 00:24:45,184
He's been on second for minutes.
599
00:24:45,217 --> 00:24:47,887
You want to sass me like that
again in front of everybody,
600
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:50,056
I'll throw you out of here
faster than you can say...
601
00:24:50,089 --> 00:24:51,991
[Gibberish]
602
00:24:53,693 --> 00:24:55,094
You're out.
603
00:24:55,127 --> 00:24:56,763
Thank you.
Can you go back to drinking?
604
00:24:56,796 --> 00:24:57,163
You're out.
605
00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:00,767
Safe!
606
00:25:02,969 --> 00:25:06,673
Hey, Hollywood, you
ready to play or what?
607
00:25:07,306 --> 00:25:08,174
Come on, he can't pitch.
608
00:25:08,207 --> 00:25:10,677
Knock it over the
fence, honey, c'mon.
609
00:25:10,710 --> 00:25:11,978
Woo.
610
00:25:20,052 --> 00:25:21,187
Come on lover boy.
611
00:25:38,137 --> 00:25:39,105
Huh?
612
00:25:43,743 --> 00:25:48,247
[Cheering]
613
00:25:49,816 --> 00:25:50,583
Shit!
614
00:25:50,617 --> 00:25:51,784
Kramer!
615
00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:53,986
Woo yeah, uh huh.
616
00:25:58,958 --> 00:25:59,592
What are you doing?
617
00:25:59,626 --> 00:26:00,793
Oh you know what I'm doing.
618
00:26:00,827 --> 00:26:02,128
I'm just pushing it.
619
00:26:02,161 --> 00:26:03,896
Pushing it.
620
00:26:03,930 --> 00:26:05,064
[Laughing]
621
00:26:08,034 --> 00:26:09,769
Woo!
622
00:26:09,802 --> 00:26:11,337
Good job.
623
00:26:11,370 --> 00:26:13,272
You were great.
624
00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:17,977
Don't make a scene.
625
00:26:18,010 --> 00:26:19,712
Everyone looks like they're
having such a nice time.
626
00:26:19,746 --> 00:26:21,147
I got it under control.
627
00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:26,085
Does somebody want
to tell me-
628
00:26:26,118 --> 00:26:28,020
anybody! you!
629
00:26:28,054 --> 00:26:29,255
Zz top!
630
00:26:29,288 --> 00:26:32,291
What the hell happened
to me last night?
631
00:26:35,127 --> 00:26:38,965
[Whistling]
632
00:26:42,869 --> 00:26:45,204
[Rattling & thumping]
633
00:26:57,049 --> 00:26:58,150
[Grunting]
634
00:27:05,692 --> 00:27:11,731
Ahhhhh!
635
00:27:15,968 --> 00:27:18,070
Oh my god!
636
00:27:19,205 --> 00:27:22,274
[Both screaming]
637
00:27:22,308 --> 00:27:24,010
Oh my god.
638
00:27:24,043 --> 00:27:25,111
Where's my clothes?
639
00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:26,779
Who are you?
640
00:27:26,813 --> 00:27:28,247
What are you doing?
641
00:27:30,249 --> 00:27:33,185
Somehow I woke up in my
neighbor's pick up truck.
642
00:27:33,219 --> 00:27:34,353
And he was in the nude.
643
00:27:34,386 --> 00:27:36,355
I mean who would do that to him?
644
00:27:37,356 --> 00:27:38,290
Oh, it's ok Carol.
645
00:27:38,324 --> 00:27:40,426
It's ok, it's ok.
646
00:27:42,161 --> 00:27:43,996
Which one of you
guys drove me home?
647
00:27:44,030 --> 00:27:45,732
We didn't- we didn't
take you home.
648
00:27:45,765 --> 00:27:47,166
This dude.
649
00:27:47,199 --> 00:27:48,167
Yeah, he took you home.
650
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,202
Yeah, yeah, it was Mark.
651
00:27:51,270 --> 00:27:52,071
What?
652
00:27:53,072 --> 00:27:55,441
You got something you
wanna tell me, buddy?
653
00:27:56,375 --> 00:27:57,476
Hang on pal.
654
00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:59,411
I took Laurie home and then i
took you to your place
655
00:27:59,445 --> 00:28:01,948
and that's it.
You were hammered.
656
00:28:01,981 --> 00:28:02,782
Oh was I now?
657
00:28:02,815 --> 00:28:04,150
Yeah.
658
00:28:08,054 --> 00:28:09,989
Did you rape me son?
659
00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:11,190
What?
660
00:28:11,223 --> 00:28:14,160
Did you rape me?
661
00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:15,795
Woah, woah.
662
00:28:15,828 --> 00:28:16,796
Nobody rapes me.
663
00:28:16,829 --> 00:28:19,398
No! guys, can you help me out?
664
00:28:19,431 --> 00:28:21,233
I didn't rape anyone.
665
00:28:21,267 --> 00:28:23,135
You know what you get
when you rape a skunk?
666
00:28:23,169 --> 00:28:24,503
No.
667
00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:26,505
You get covered in ass sauce.
668
00:28:26,538 --> 00:28:28,174
Ew.
669
00:28:28,207 --> 00:28:29,942
What doest that even mean?
670
00:28:29,976 --> 00:28:32,244
You better stock up
on tomato juice, guy.
671
00:28:34,814 --> 00:28:36,983
'Cause I'm liftin' my tail.
672
00:28:37,016 --> 00:28:37,750
You're weird.
-Skunk...
673
00:28:41,453 --> 00:28:47,259
**
674
00:28:47,293 --> 00:28:48,928
now get out of
here you old farts.
675
00:28:48,961 --> 00:28:50,229
Drive safe.
676
00:28:55,802 --> 00:28:57,003
Hey, Freeman.
677
00:28:59,071 --> 00:29:01,040
You know she's pregant, right?
678
00:29:02,508 --> 00:29:04,944
You know what they say?
679
00:29:04,977 --> 00:29:06,946
You can't get 'em
preganant twice.
680
00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:09,515
Ron Freeman.
681
00:29:10,216 --> 00:29:11,017
Is that what they say?
682
00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:13,152
Get over here and
open up the door.
683
00:29:13,185 --> 00:29:13,886
I'm comin'.
684
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:15,988
Kids!
685
00:29:17,123 --> 00:29:18,224
Where are my kids?
686
00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:20,026
Kids!?
687
00:29:20,059 --> 00:29:21,560
Hey, you ready for
tomorrow night?
688
00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:23,963
Yes I am.
689
00:29:27,366 --> 00:29:28,434
What's this?
690
00:29:28,467 --> 00:29:30,302
The baby goes in there.
691
00:29:30,336 --> 00:29:33,572
Somebody took the baby.
692
00:29:33,605 --> 00:29:35,141
Somebody took- [baby crying]
693
00:29:35,174 --> 00:29:37,243
Oh sorry, we got her right here.
694
00:29:40,279 --> 00:29:44,083
Hey jimbo, he's still safe.
695
00:29:44,116 --> 00:29:45,217
Remember at second?
696
00:29:45,251 --> 00:29:46,385
I remember
697
00:29:46,418 --> 00:29:47,954
safe!
698
00:29:49,922 --> 00:29:51,023
Sweet car.
699
00:29:53,159 --> 00:29:55,094
Sweet wax job, too.
700
00:29:55,127 --> 00:29:56,462
Night Freeman.
701
00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:20,552
Now fart throwin' has
always been a tradition.
702
00:30:20,586 --> 00:30:23,122
So what you want to do son
is you wanna cup it,
703
00:30:23,155 --> 00:30:24,857
[farts] ok?
704
00:30:24,891 --> 00:30:27,526
And then when you catch it,
what you want to do is a thing
705
00:30:27,559 --> 00:30:29,896
called the garvin, ok?
706
00:30:34,266 --> 00:30:36,335
When your dad was in
junior high school,
707
00:30:36,368 --> 00:30:42,008
he played basketball with a guy
named Larry garvin.
708
00:30:42,041 --> 00:30:44,243
Now this guy would just
roll the basketball
709
00:30:44,276 --> 00:30:46,979
right off his fingertips, huh?
710
00:30:47,013 --> 00:30:48,280
So cup [farts]
711
00:30:48,314 --> 00:30:50,316
Catch.
712
00:30:50,349 --> 00:30:52,118
Roll.
713
00:30:52,151 --> 00:30:53,319
Right in there.
714
00:30:53,352 --> 00:30:55,154
Put it right in the
old Tom Selleck.
715
00:30:55,187 --> 00:30:57,990
Wham. garvin.
Ya understand?
716
00:30:58,024 --> 00:31:00,326
Land it right there.
717
00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:02,228
Right on the old catfish hunter.
718
00:31:02,261 --> 00:31:05,164
Right there on Freddie murcury.
719
00:31:05,197 --> 00:31:08,267
Snap, crackle, garvin.
720
00:31:08,300 --> 00:31:10,269
Right there on the
old clip mantle.
721
00:31:10,302 --> 00:31:11,570
Let them smell the
pineapple juice.
722
00:31:14,306 --> 00:31:16,075
There it is.
723
00:31:16,475 --> 00:31:18,110
Now you go play with your face.
724
00:31:18,144 --> 00:31:20,512
You're daddy's gotta get
ready for his reunion.
725
00:31:23,282 --> 00:31:26,018
Len, do you think that
Jim is going to try to mess
726
00:31:26,052 --> 00:31:27,253
things up with Mark and Laurie?
727
00:31:27,286 --> 00:31:28,587
No, no, no, no.
728
00:31:28,620 --> 00:31:31,557
He's just having some fun
with his friends, baby.
729
00:31:31,590 --> 00:31:33,025
[Engine revving]
730
00:31:33,059 --> 00:31:34,226
He hasn't been home
in a long time.
731
00:31:34,260 --> 00:31:35,427
Is that my mustang?
732
00:31:35,461 --> 00:31:36,828
Woo hoo.
733
00:31:40,699 --> 00:31:43,435
Hey what are you doing?
734
00:31:43,469 --> 00:31:45,137
She sounds good.
735
00:31:45,171 --> 00:31:46,338
You've been taking
care of my girl.
736
00:31:46,372 --> 00:31:47,473
No, no, no.
737
00:31:47,506 --> 00:31:49,408
She is my girl and has been ever
since you gave her to me
738
00:31:49,441 --> 00:31:51,577
for my wedding gift.
739
00:31:51,610 --> 00:31:53,379
You know, this is great.
740
00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:56,015
I didn't expect to have
this much fun being back.
741
00:31:56,048 --> 00:31:58,550
I went to pizza king
today and had a strong.
742
00:31:58,584 --> 00:32:00,086
Remember the grocery mart?
743
00:32:00,119 --> 00:32:02,221
It's a Bob's gym now.
744
00:32:03,255 --> 00:32:04,490
Who the hell is Bob?
745
00:32:04,523 --> 00:32:05,624
Bob swallows.
746
00:32:05,657 --> 00:32:06,592
I bet he does.
747
00:32:06,625 --> 00:32:07,960
No, no, Bob swallows.
748
00:32:07,994 --> 00:32:09,161
It's the guy who owns the gym.
749
00:32:09,195 --> 00:32:10,329
We went to high school with him.
750
00:32:10,362 --> 00:32:11,363
Oh that's right.
751
00:32:11,397 --> 00:32:12,298
You know, I guess...
752
00:32:12,331 --> 00:32:15,234
I'm surprised that
you remember all that.
753
00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:16,568
I mean, man your
life is so exciting.
754
00:32:16,602 --> 00:32:18,237
You get to go to Lakers games.
755
00:32:18,270 --> 00:32:21,173
You get to party with
Lohan and Hilton.
756
00:32:21,207 --> 00:32:24,576
I do not party with
Lohan and Hilton.
757
00:32:24,610 --> 00:32:27,479
Hey len, you wouldn't
care if I, uh...
758
00:32:27,513 --> 00:32:30,416
Picked up Laurie in the
old ride, would ya?
759
00:32:33,319 --> 00:32:35,087
What?
760
00:32:35,121 --> 00:32:36,022
Ah Jim.
761
00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:40,359
You know that she's getting
married, right?
762
00:32:40,392 --> 00:32:43,629
We are going as friends.
763
00:32:43,662 --> 00:32:44,863
Alright?
764
00:32:44,896 --> 00:32:47,499
I thought it would be cool to
pick her up in my old ride.
765
00:32:47,533 --> 00:32:50,169
Len, I'm an adult.
766
00:32:50,202 --> 00:32:51,370
You sure?
767
00:32:51,403 --> 00:32:52,304
Yeah.
768
00:32:52,338 --> 00:32:54,240
Is that why your fly
is down, Mr. adult?
769
00:32:55,207 --> 00:32:56,708
How did you notice that?
770
00:32:56,742 --> 00:32:57,909
The whole time?
771
00:32:57,943 --> 00:33:01,280
I think I saw it the second
you got out of the car, man.
772
00:33:01,313 --> 00:33:02,581
C'mon, what do you say?
773
00:33:02,614 --> 00:33:04,116
Yeah, go on.
-Alright!
774
00:33:04,150 --> 00:33:06,252
Get outta here.
775
00:33:06,285 --> 00:33:07,319
Thank you, dad.
776
00:33:09,521 --> 00:33:10,722
This is gonna be fun.
777
00:33:10,756 --> 00:33:12,258
We're gonna have a
good time tonight.
778
00:33:13,459 --> 00:33:15,394
Just don't mess it up.
779
00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:31,510
[Laughing]
780
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:55,134
**
781
00:34:03,275 --> 00:34:05,577
you are such a dork.
782
00:34:06,312 --> 00:34:07,446
Yes I am.
783
00:34:08,414 --> 00:34:10,116
C'mon let me see those moves.
784
00:34:10,149 --> 00:34:12,218
There you go.
785
00:34:12,251 --> 00:34:12,784
Alright.
786
00:34:15,654 --> 00:34:16,755
Where is everybody?
787
00:34:16,788 --> 00:34:18,190
Music's a little loud.
788
00:34:18,224 --> 00:34:20,292
I can't hear you.
789
00:34:21,327 --> 00:34:22,428
Oh no.
790
00:34:22,461 --> 00:34:24,430
We're meeting them there.
791
00:34:25,397 --> 00:34:27,633
C'mon, I don't want to be late.
792
00:34:27,666 --> 00:34:29,401
Ok.
793
00:34:31,803 --> 00:34:37,276
[Singing]
794
00:34:39,778 --> 00:34:41,213
Slow down.
795
00:34:41,247 --> 00:34:43,081
It's faster than I remember.
796
00:34:44,283 --> 00:34:46,185
[Radio] and there's a special
request from Jim Owens
797
00:34:46,218 --> 00:34:48,354
to Laurie Miller for their
high school reunion
798
00:34:48,387 --> 00:34:49,821
tonight at castle.
799
00:34:49,855 --> 00:34:51,857
Also want to congratulate
Tom lally who just won
800
00:34:51,890 --> 00:34:54,293
a free chicken dinner for
two at grandy's
801
00:34:54,326 --> 00:34:56,762
over on green river road. On
your favorite radio station
802
00:34:56,795 --> 00:34:58,797
hot 96.
803
00:35:01,300 --> 00:35:05,837
**
804
00:35:07,706 --> 00:35:09,141
there they are.
805
00:35:09,175 --> 00:35:09,875
Hollywood.
806
00:35:09,908 --> 00:35:11,910
Looking good man.
807
00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:13,512
So glad you came.
808
00:35:17,883 --> 00:35:20,552
Oh shit, look who's coming.
809
00:35:20,586 --> 00:35:23,222
You guys, you can't call him
skunk in front of his wife.
810
00:35:23,255 --> 00:35:24,356
Carol hates it.
811
00:35:24,390 --> 00:35:25,424
Well what should
we call him then?
812
00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:26,858
By his real name.
813
00:35:27,926 --> 00:35:30,329
What is it?
814
00:35:30,362 --> 00:35:30,829
Stewart.
815
00:35:30,862 --> 00:35:31,797
It's Stewart.
816
00:35:31,830 --> 00:35:32,698
Stewart?
817
00:35:32,731 --> 00:35:33,832
Yeah.
818
00:35:33,865 --> 00:35:35,467
I've been hangin' out with
a Stewart all these years.
819
00:35:35,501 --> 00:35:36,568
I refuse to say that.
820
00:35:36,602 --> 00:35:38,770
Well isn't your
first name Tracy?
821
00:35:38,804 --> 00:35:40,172
Fuck you Jim.
822
00:35:40,206 --> 00:35:41,373
That shit was in the vote, man.
823
00:35:41,407 --> 00:35:43,542
It's a family name.
824
00:35:43,575 --> 00:35:44,910
Stewart!
825
00:35:44,943 --> 00:35:46,178
That's you, sweetie.
826
00:35:46,212 --> 00:35:47,879
Hey sk- Stewart.
827
00:35:47,913 --> 00:35:48,847
How you guys doing?
828
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:49,781
Great.
829
00:35:52,218 --> 00:35:54,320
I don't know what this is, but
we'll talk about that later.
830
00:35:55,954 --> 00:35:57,823
You look nice.
You look very sharp.
831
00:35:57,856 --> 00:35:58,857
How 'bout that.
832
00:35:58,890 --> 00:36:00,292
Sup stew pants?
833
00:36:00,326 --> 00:36:01,427
Nice cardigan.
834
00:36:01,460 --> 00:36:04,396
C'mon t, give me a break, huh?
835
00:36:04,430 --> 00:36:07,199
What's this color
scheme? Bruised anus?
836
00:36:07,233 --> 00:36:08,534
What?
837
00:36:08,567 --> 00:36:10,402
Hey is that punch?
838
00:36:10,436 --> 00:36:11,637
Get out of my way.
839
00:36:13,605 --> 00:36:15,374
Remind me not to have the punch.
840
00:36:15,407 --> 00:36:17,476
Mr. Owens.
841
00:36:17,509 --> 00:36:18,877
Are you getting these
boys in trouble again?
842
00:36:19,978 --> 00:36:21,913
Principal teagley.
843
00:36:21,947 --> 00:36:23,415
What are you doing here?
844
00:36:23,449 --> 00:36:24,450
I am the principal.
845
00:36:24,483 --> 00:36:26,418
That is what I am doing here.
846
00:36:26,452 --> 00:36:27,786
Who's that guy staring at us?
847
00:36:30,922 --> 00:36:34,293
That is the assistant principal.
848
00:36:34,326 --> 00:36:38,364
Show him some respect, damnit.
849
00:36:38,397 --> 00:36:39,665
I just stopped by to
say hello to some of our
850
00:36:39,698 --> 00:36:41,533
more successful students
851
00:36:41,567 --> 00:36:43,235
who have kindly donated
to our high school
852
00:36:43,269 --> 00:36:44,403
over the years.
853
00:36:44,436 --> 00:36:46,305
You didn't get my donation?
854
00:36:46,338 --> 00:36:47,773
I did not.
855
00:36:47,806 --> 00:36:50,576
I did hear about you going
out to California
856
00:36:50,609 --> 00:36:53,545
to become something, what?
857
00:36:53,579 --> 00:36:55,381
An actor.
858
00:36:55,414 --> 00:36:56,782
Oh look at me.
859
00:36:56,815 --> 00:36:58,984
I'm an actor.
860
00:36:59,017 --> 00:37:02,754
La di da di da da.
861
00:37:02,788 --> 00:37:04,590
Woah.
862
00:37:04,623 --> 00:37:06,392
Look at me, huh.
863
00:37:06,425 --> 00:37:08,260
An actor. An actor.
864
00:37:08,294 --> 00:37:10,729
Woah, I'm an actor.
865
00:37:10,762 --> 00:37:11,797
Look at me.
866
00:37:11,830 --> 00:37:12,498
[Chuckles]
867
00:37:12,531 --> 00:37:14,666
What ever happened with that?
868
00:37:14,700 --> 00:37:16,535
Ok.
869
00:37:16,568 --> 00:37:19,371
You think that your
shit doesn't stink.
870
00:37:19,405 --> 00:37:20,472
Don't you Mr. Owens?
871
00:37:20,506 --> 00:37:22,007
Well let me tell you something.
872
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:26,712
It stunk back in '94 when you
boys shit up my gym floor,
873
00:37:26,745 --> 00:37:30,048
and all the other shit
you put me through.
874
00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:33,819
And it stinks now.
875
00:37:33,852 --> 00:37:35,754
Your breath stinks
876
00:37:35,787 --> 00:37:36,722
forever.
877
00:37:38,324 --> 00:37:41,893
Honestly, did you take
a shit on your mustache?
878
00:37:41,927 --> 00:37:43,295
I got my eye on you.
879
00:37:43,329 --> 00:37:45,364
[Shutters]
880
00:37:45,397 --> 00:37:50,402
One wrong move, and I will line
all four of you up,
881
00:37:50,436 --> 00:37:54,340
and fuck you square in the ass.
882
00:37:54,373 --> 00:37:56,308
Jesus Christ.
883
00:37:56,342 --> 00:37:57,309
Wow.
884
00:37:57,343 --> 00:37:59,311
Why would you do that?
885
00:38:03,515 --> 00:38:05,884
Stewart, get away
from that punch bowl.
886
00:38:05,917 --> 00:38:07,519
God damnit.
887
00:38:08,454 --> 00:38:09,287
What was that about?
888
00:38:09,321 --> 00:38:11,323
I don't know.
I didn't say anything.
889
00:38:11,357 --> 00:38:13,392
Hey, hey, hey.
890
00:38:13,425 --> 00:38:14,760
Len, len.
891
00:38:14,793 --> 00:38:16,462
Listen.
892
00:38:16,495 --> 00:38:18,930
Red punch, good.
893
00:38:18,964 --> 00:38:21,967
Yellow punch, not so good.
894
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,702
Stewart.
895
00:38:25,537 --> 00:38:31,343
**
896
00:38:32,010 --> 00:38:33,379
why am I blindfolded?
897
00:38:33,412 --> 00:38:34,946
I know what's gonna happen.
898
00:38:34,980 --> 00:38:38,817
Brother, you have no idea.
899
00:38:40,486 --> 00:38:41,787
These are all weird sounds.
900
00:38:41,820 --> 00:38:42,754
We're at your house.
901
00:38:43,555 --> 00:38:48,460
[Cheering]
902
00:38:48,494 --> 00:38:49,695
Yeah!
903
00:38:49,728 --> 00:38:51,730
Friends and strippers!
904
00:38:54,065 --> 00:38:58,637
**
905
00:39:13,084 --> 00:39:15,421
Ron Freeman.
906
00:39:15,454 --> 00:39:17,456
What are you doing here?
907
00:39:18,724 --> 00:39:20,392
Checkin' shit out.
908
00:39:20,426 --> 00:39:22,961
Did you even graduate
with this class?
909
00:39:22,994 --> 00:39:24,896
No, I don't think I did.
910
00:39:24,930 --> 00:39:26,832
Did you graduate at all?
911
00:39:28,434 --> 00:39:29,134
No.
912
00:39:29,167 --> 00:39:30,902
Ron!
913
00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:40,979
You know that girl?
914
00:39:42,113 --> 00:39:44,416
Yes, I do.
915
00:39:44,450 --> 00:39:46,985
And she didn't graduate either.
916
00:39:52,924 --> 00:39:53,725
[Grunt]
917
00:39:55,861 --> 00:39:58,063
Mark, Mark, Mark!
918
00:40:10,141 --> 00:40:12,978
Last time to have a good
time, and get away with it.
919
00:40:13,011 --> 00:40:13,979
Wait!
920
00:40:14,012 --> 00:40:16,915
[Laughing & cheering]
921
00:40:18,950 --> 00:40:22,120
[Laughing]
922
00:40:24,556 --> 00:40:25,724
Feathers.
923
00:40:26,492 --> 00:40:28,126
You're a big boy, aren't ya?
924
00:40:28,159 --> 00:40:29,127
Yes.
925
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:30,796
I like big boys.
926
00:40:30,829 --> 00:40:32,197
You do?
927
00:40:33,799 --> 00:40:35,467
Boobs.
928
00:40:41,139 --> 00:40:44,976
Yes, yes.
929
00:40:47,879 --> 00:40:49,681
I can't do this, I can't.
930
00:40:49,715 --> 00:40:51,216
I'm so sorry.
931
00:40:52,851 --> 00:40:57,889
You're so pretty and
sparkly, but I'm sorry.
932
00:40:57,923 --> 00:40:59,224
I have a fiance.
933
00:41:06,665 --> 00:41:07,733
Woo.
934
00:41:08,299 --> 00:41:11,236
Woah, got me drunk.
935
00:41:11,269 --> 00:41:14,139
Molly you only had
half a wine cooler.
936
00:41:18,076 --> 00:41:19,244
Stinker.
937
00:41:19,277 --> 00:41:22,213
Oh c'mon, at least tell me
I'll get to third base tonight.
938
00:41:22,247 --> 00:41:23,281
If you're lucky.
939
00:41:23,314 --> 00:41:24,215
I was lucky the first time.
940
00:41:24,249 --> 00:41:25,383
Why wouldn't I be lucky now?
941
00:41:25,416 --> 00:41:29,120
I haven't been here since
your boyfriend broke my leg.
942
00:41:29,154 --> 00:41:30,522
Oh yeah, that's too bad.
You probably would've
943
00:41:30,556 --> 00:41:32,057
gotten a full ride to
devry or some other
944
00:41:32,090 --> 00:41:34,259
tv/vcr repair school.
945
00:41:34,292 --> 00:41:36,061
Does devry even have
a football team?
946
00:41:36,094 --> 00:41:38,129
I don't think so.
947
00:41:38,163 --> 00:41:42,801
Hey, welcome everybody to
castle high school football.
948
00:41:42,834 --> 00:41:44,970
Woohoo, castle high.
949
00:41:47,739 --> 00:41:49,808
That's so great. You sound like
a real announcer.
950
00:41:49,841 --> 00:41:51,209
I do?
-Mmhmm
951
00:41:51,242 --> 00:41:54,112
well I announce
everything I say.
952
00:41:58,917 --> 00:42:03,655
We got us a real bar burner
down there, don't we sweetheart?
953
00:42:05,290 --> 00:42:06,224
[Reverb]
954
00:42:06,257 --> 00:42:07,826
Don't be shy.
955
00:42:07,859 --> 00:42:08,960
You gotta say
something, sweetie.
956
00:42:08,994 --> 00:42:10,195
You're my co person.
957
00:42:11,597 --> 00:42:13,264
I don't want to.
958
00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:18,103
Alright, back to the game then.
959
00:42:18,136 --> 00:42:22,774
There he is, Jim Owens,
making a play down the field.
960
00:42:24,309 --> 00:42:25,543
C'mon, come and get it.
961
00:42:27,345 --> 00:42:28,680
You're gonna get it.
You're gonna get it!
962
00:42:29,180 --> 00:42:31,149
Ahh!
963
00:42:31,182 --> 00:42:33,852
Jim Owens, running
down the 40 yard line.
964
00:42:33,885 --> 00:42:39,257
And he's at the 30 yard line.
965
00:42:39,290 --> 00:42:44,896
And he just went back
to the 50 yard line.
966
00:42:45,296 --> 00:42:46,898
And he's down.
967
00:42:46,932 --> 00:42:49,200
Down for the count.
968
00:42:49,234 --> 00:42:50,135
Coincidentally right where
lauirie Miller
969
00:42:50,168 --> 00:42:51,603
lost her virginity
970
00:42:51,637 --> 00:42:52,838
[laughing]
971
00:42:52,871 --> 00:42:54,773
You were there too.
972
00:42:54,806 --> 00:42:56,341
Remember when we used
to cruise up and down
973
00:42:56,374 --> 00:42:59,244
green river road on
a Friday night?
974
00:42:59,277 --> 00:43:03,181
And you kept playing metallica's
black album over and over again.
975
00:43:03,214 --> 00:43:06,051
Woo, that was a great album.
976
00:43:06,084 --> 00:43:07,686
No it's not.
977
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:09,154
You loved it.
978
00:43:09,187 --> 00:43:11,122
No, I loved you.
979
00:43:16,895 --> 00:43:18,830
So, are you happy?
980
00:43:19,898 --> 00:43:21,900
Why wouldn't I be?
981
00:43:21,933 --> 00:43:23,635
That's not a yes.
982
00:43:25,904 --> 00:43:27,272
Ok.
983
00:43:28,306 --> 00:43:30,041
Are you happy?
984
00:43:30,075 --> 00:43:31,777
I think so.
985
00:43:31,810 --> 00:43:33,645
You think.
986
00:43:34,412 --> 00:43:37,816
Who really knows if
they're happy or not?
987
00:43:37,849 --> 00:43:40,085
Well happy people, I guess.
988
00:43:41,286 --> 00:43:44,055
Did you ever go to
Disney world without me?
989
00:43:44,790 --> 00:43:47,158
How could I go to the happiest
place on earth without the
990
00:43:47,192 --> 00:43:48,660
greatest girl on earth?
991
00:43:48,694 --> 00:43:51,129
Shut up. You are so corny.
992
00:43:52,163 --> 00:43:53,364
I wasn't even talking about you.
993
00:43:53,398 --> 00:43:55,333
Oh no, who were
you talking about?
994
00:43:55,366 --> 00:43:56,702
Tificult?
995
00:43:58,136 --> 00:43:59,304
Ooh.
996
00:43:59,337 --> 00:44:01,372
Somebody's jealous of tificult.
997
00:44:01,406 --> 00:44:03,241
I am not jealous of tificult.
998
00:44:03,274 --> 00:44:06,144
You are totally
jealous ot tificult.
999
00:44:06,177 --> 00:44:08,113
You have put me in a
tificult situation.
1000
00:44:08,146 --> 00:44:09,114
[Giggling]
1001
00:44:09,147 --> 00:44:10,248
I don't even know what to say.
1002
00:44:10,281 --> 00:44:12,317
They're adults.
1003
00:44:12,350 --> 00:44:13,919
I don't like it.
1004
00:44:17,088 --> 00:44:19,290
C'mon shootin' star.
1005
00:44:19,958 --> 00:44:20,826
Make a wish.
1006
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:24,195
It already came true.
1007
00:44:24,229 --> 00:44:26,965
Oh, sixteen candles.
1008
00:44:29,334 --> 00:44:30,969
I love that movie.
1009
00:44:31,002 --> 00:44:32,704
Me too.
1010
00:44:40,378 --> 00:44:43,214
Oh Ron, yeah, yeah.
1011
00:44:43,248 --> 00:44:47,252
Uh, uh.
1012
00:44:47,285 --> 00:44:48,353
Oh Ron.
1013
00:44:48,386 --> 00:44:50,789
Yeah, yeah.
1014
00:44:53,258 --> 00:44:55,693
[Crying]
1015
00:44:56,261 --> 00:44:58,229
What's wrong?
1016
00:45:00,265 --> 00:45:01,967
You wanna change
positions or something?
1017
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,269
My knees a little banged up but
i could do doggie if you want.
1018
00:45:04,302 --> 00:45:05,270
Is that it?
1019
00:45:08,073 --> 00:45:09,240
No.
1020
00:45:10,375 --> 00:45:13,244
I'm- I'm giving it all I got.
1021
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:18,750
No, I just don't even
know how I got here.
1022
00:45:20,285 --> 00:45:25,490
You were up in the bleachers and
you did like that basic instinct
1023
00:45:25,523 --> 00:45:29,194
move where you open your legs
and show the downstairs...
1024
00:45:29,961 --> 00:45:32,263
I used to be really popular.
1025
00:45:32,297 --> 00:45:34,299
And I was a cheerleader
in high school.
1026
00:45:34,332 --> 00:45:36,267
And I was on top of the world.
1027
00:45:36,301 --> 00:45:40,471
And now I've got three
kids and one on the way.
1028
00:45:40,505 --> 00:45:42,841
Oh fuck, Ron.
1029
00:45:46,978 --> 00:45:48,213
Listen to me.
1030
00:45:49,547 --> 00:45:52,918
I grew this mustache
in third grade.
1031
00:45:54,285 --> 00:45:55,787
Alright?
1032
00:45:55,821 --> 00:45:57,088
I bought beer.
1033
00:45:57,122 --> 00:45:58,123
I bought cigarrettes.
1034
00:45:58,156 --> 00:45:59,290
I bought dip.
1035
00:45:59,324 --> 00:46:03,261
Everyone wanted
to hang with Ron.
1036
00:46:03,294 --> 00:46:05,230
All the girls loved me.
1037
00:46:06,197 --> 00:46:09,334
And then 'bout junior year in
high school,
1038
00:46:09,367 --> 00:46:12,170
every guy could grow a mustache.
1039
00:46:12,203 --> 00:46:13,839
I lost everything.
1040
00:46:13,872 --> 00:46:16,374
Nobody wanted to hang
out with me, alright?
1041
00:46:16,407 --> 00:46:20,946
So things didn't exactly work
out for me either, alright?
1042
00:46:20,979 --> 00:46:22,447
Yeah, but...
1043
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:24,249
I'm a terrible person, Ron
1044
00:46:24,282 --> 00:46:28,486
because I don't even
know who the dad is.
1045
00:46:28,519 --> 00:46:30,255
I don't know.
1046
00:46:30,288 --> 00:46:31,356
Fuck.
1047
00:46:31,389 --> 00:46:34,259
Oh no.
Hey, hey.
1048
00:46:34,292 --> 00:46:35,293
Look at me, alright.
1049
00:46:36,895 --> 00:46:40,932
You are a beautiful person, ok?
1050
00:46:40,966 --> 00:46:42,133
Yeah.
1051
00:46:42,533 --> 00:46:47,172
And if you need help
raisin' that thing, ok?
1052
00:46:47,205 --> 00:46:52,243
If you need anything,
you call me, alright?
1053
00:46:52,277 --> 00:46:54,946
Because I don't
got shit going on.
1054
00:46:56,882 --> 00:46:58,249
Ron Freeman.
1055
00:46:59,350 --> 00:47:01,319
Fuck me, Ron.
1056
00:47:01,352 --> 00:47:03,889
Yeah, Ron.
1057
00:47:05,456 --> 00:47:09,360
A cheerleader.
I'm fucking a cheerleader.
1058
00:47:09,394 --> 00:47:10,461
Yeah, you are.
1059
00:47:10,495 --> 00:47:12,964
The hottest
cheerleader in school.
1060
00:47:12,998 --> 00:47:15,533
You'll give me an "o" Ron.
1061
00:47:15,566 --> 00:47:18,970
Oh my god.
1062
00:47:19,004 --> 00:47:20,906
Oh Ron.
1063
00:47:34,319 --> 00:47:36,287
Oh shit, slow down.
1064
00:47:38,423 --> 00:47:39,590
This is embarrassing.
1065
00:47:39,624 --> 00:47:40,658
You driving me home.
1066
00:47:40,691 --> 00:47:42,460
This is a first.
1067
00:47:44,129 --> 00:47:45,330
I'll call you a cab.
1068
00:47:45,363 --> 00:47:47,365
I'll call you a cab, cab.
1069
00:47:48,299 --> 00:47:51,502
C'mon, take a
little walk with me.
1070
00:47:51,536 --> 00:47:53,004
I don't think
that's a good idea.
1071
00:47:53,038 --> 00:47:55,240
C'mon. help me sober up a bit.
1072
00:47:55,273 --> 00:47:56,207
Oh shit.
1073
00:47:56,241 --> 00:47:57,575
[Laughs]
1074
00:47:57,608 --> 00:47:59,310
That was the curb, not me.
1075
00:47:59,344 --> 00:48:01,079
Ok, just for a little bit.
It's a good idea.
1076
00:48:03,614 --> 00:48:04,983
You ok? I'm not even...
1077
00:48:05,016 --> 00:48:06,184
[Laughing]
1078
00:48:06,217 --> 00:48:08,086
I'm totally cool.
1079
00:48:08,119 --> 00:48:10,521
Right up there on the
left, Steve tibbles.
1080
00:48:10,555 --> 00:48:12,190
Didn't he kill somebody?
1081
00:48:12,223 --> 00:48:13,658
Yes he did.
1082
00:48:13,691 --> 00:48:15,560
You know what's
funny about that?
1083
00:48:15,593 --> 00:48:18,196
Only friend my mother ever
let spend the night.
1084
00:48:18,229 --> 00:48:20,298
She siad he was a good kid,
came from a good family.
1085
00:48:20,331 --> 00:48:22,367
My mother was not a
good judge of character.
1086
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:23,501
Wait, she liked me.
1087
00:48:23,534 --> 00:48:25,103
Exactly.
1088
00:48:25,303 --> 00:48:28,206
Hey, why'd you decide
to come back now?
1089
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:29,407
What do you mean?
1090
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:30,375
The reunion.
1091
00:48:30,408 --> 00:48:32,110
You don't come back
for like eight years.
1092
00:48:32,143 --> 00:48:33,311
Suddenly you're excited
about things you
1093
00:48:33,344 --> 00:48:35,346
never even noticed before.
1094
00:48:35,380 --> 00:48:39,384
You know, maybe I was so focused
on getting out of here, I never-
1095
00:48:39,417 --> 00:48:41,619
I never really gave
this place a chance.
1096
00:48:41,652 --> 00:48:43,088
Maybe what I've always needed
1097
00:48:43,121 --> 00:48:45,323
has been right here in
front of me.
1098
00:48:45,356 --> 00:48:46,357
[Smack]
1099
00:48:46,391 --> 00:48:47,392
Uh.
1100
00:48:47,425 --> 00:48:48,359
Oh my god.
1101
00:48:48,393 --> 00:48:50,962
Oh my god, Jim. Are you ok?
1102
00:48:50,996 --> 00:48:51,662
No.
1103
00:48:53,331 --> 00:48:54,565
Ouch.
1104
00:48:54,599 --> 00:48:56,001
We should get you some ice.
1105
00:48:58,569 --> 00:49:00,371
Maybe it was a sign.
1106
00:49:00,405 --> 00:49:02,340
What?
1107
00:49:02,373 --> 00:49:04,642
The sign that I bumped into.
1108
00:49:04,675 --> 00:49:06,377
Maybe it was a sign.
1109
00:49:06,411 --> 00:49:09,180
[Laughing]
1110
00:49:10,348 --> 00:49:11,749
It was a sign.
1111
00:49:11,782 --> 00:49:13,384
A sign that you're drunk and
you need to go home
1112
00:49:13,418 --> 00:49:14,519
and get some sleep.
1113
00:49:14,552 --> 00:49:15,520
I'm not drunk.
1114
00:49:15,553 --> 00:49:17,722
I had like two beers and
some of skunk's urine.
1115
00:49:17,755 --> 00:49:19,257
Ew.
1116
00:49:20,391 --> 00:49:22,693
How's your head?
1117
00:49:22,727 --> 00:49:24,395
It's better.
1118
00:49:24,429 --> 00:49:25,230
[Slap]
1119
00:49:26,431 --> 00:49:27,232
Ow.
1120
00:49:29,167 --> 00:49:30,035
What was that for?
1121
00:49:30,068 --> 00:49:32,170
Why didn't you ever call me?
You jerk.
1122
00:49:34,172 --> 00:49:36,441
Are you serious, you want
to talk about this now?
1123
00:49:36,474 --> 00:49:37,708
Yeah, I want to
talk about this now.
1124
00:49:37,742 --> 00:49:40,245
I've waited ten year
to talk about this.
1125
00:49:42,147 --> 00:49:46,551
I was- I was young and stupid.
1126
00:49:46,584 --> 00:49:48,653
And i- I didn't know what i
wanted and I didn't think it was
1127
00:49:48,686 --> 00:49:51,322
fair if I kept you hangin' on.
1128
00:49:51,656 --> 00:49:54,692
Well I appreciate you letting
me make my own decisions.
1129
00:49:55,693 --> 00:49:57,328
[Sigh]
1130
00:49:59,264 --> 00:50:02,333
I just- I just got so
caught up with all of it.
1131
00:50:02,367 --> 00:50:04,102
With all of what?
1132
00:50:04,135 --> 00:50:06,204
Becoming somebody.
1133
00:50:06,237 --> 00:50:09,740
I didn't want to come
back until I was.
1134
00:50:10,308 --> 00:50:13,211
You were somebody to me.
1135
00:50:14,245 --> 00:50:16,414
I guess that wasn't enough.
1136
00:50:21,152 --> 00:50:22,620
I'm sorry.
1137
00:50:22,653 --> 00:50:24,422
You'll never know
how sorry I am.
1138
00:50:26,791 --> 00:50:28,426
Did you hear something?
1139
00:50:29,127 --> 00:50:29,627
Laurie?
1140
00:50:29,660 --> 00:50:30,528
Shit.
1141
00:50:32,097 --> 00:50:33,231
What's he doing home?
1142
00:50:33,264 --> 00:50:34,299
Doesn't he live here?
1143
00:50:34,332 --> 00:50:37,202
Yes, but tonight was his
bachelor party and he was
1144
00:50:37,235 --> 00:50:39,104
supposed to spend the night
at his friend's house.
1145
00:50:39,137 --> 00:50:40,571
Go hide in the bathroom,
then he'll pass out,
1146
00:50:40,605 --> 00:50:42,140
and then you can go downstairs
and leave.
1147
00:50:42,173 --> 00:50:43,341
Just tell Mark what happened.
1148
00:50:43,374 --> 00:50:44,442
I'm sure he'll understand.
1149
00:50:44,475 --> 00:50:45,443
He's drunk.
1150
00:50:45,476 --> 00:50:46,544
That's not the time to
be honest with anyone.
1151
00:50:46,577 --> 00:50:47,812
Go!
1152
00:50:51,149 --> 00:50:52,117
[Door slams]
1153
00:50:53,551 --> 00:50:55,052
Hey sweetie.
1154
00:50:57,822 --> 00:51:00,125
Mmm, Laurie.
1155
00:51:01,326 --> 00:51:03,394
You awake?
1156
00:51:03,428 --> 00:51:06,731
Yes, I'm talking
to you right now.
1157
00:51:07,498 --> 00:51:09,367
Why aren't you at your party?
1158
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:10,768
[Heaving]
1159
00:51:13,204 --> 00:51:14,239
I had...
1160
00:51:15,340 --> 00:51:17,642
It's ok.
1161
00:51:24,515 --> 00:51:25,316
Fuck!
1162
00:51:26,451 --> 00:51:29,820
[Puking]
1163
00:51:34,825 --> 00:51:37,195
[Puking]
1164
00:51:48,906 --> 00:51:50,441
My god, are you ok?
1165
00:51:50,475 --> 00:51:51,742
No!
1166
00:51:56,881 --> 00:51:58,416
[Coughing]
1167
00:52:01,552 --> 00:52:02,620
Honey.
1168
00:52:03,854 --> 00:52:05,823
Can you get
herpes from boobs?
1169
00:52:06,457 --> 00:52:09,294
[Puking]
1170
00:52:16,367 --> 00:52:18,836
Honey, take my pants off.
I'm gonna poop.
1171
00:52:26,211 --> 00:52:27,545
Hey, are you ok?
1172
00:52:28,346 --> 00:52:29,247
I'm alright.
1173
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:31,882
I'm just gonna sleep
in my car for a bit.
1174
00:52:33,818 --> 00:52:36,354
You might want to
rinse out your shower.
1175
00:52:36,387 --> 00:52:39,424
It's like the exorcist in there.
1176
00:52:40,358 --> 00:52:41,726
Ok.
1177
00:52:41,759 --> 00:52:43,428
Yeah, I'm sorry.
1178
00:52:44,995 --> 00:52:46,464
I had fun.
1179
00:52:46,497 --> 00:52:48,199
Me too.
1180
00:52:56,374 --> 00:52:57,708
Go sleep in your car.
1181
00:52:57,742 --> 00:52:59,410
Go.
1182
00:52:59,444 --> 00:53:01,446
Alright, I'll see ya later.
1183
00:53:23,601 --> 00:53:29,240
**
1184
00:53:58,436 --> 00:54:00,338
[car engine]
1185
00:54:21,792 --> 00:54:24,629
Jim Owens, give skunk
his swimsuit back.
1186
00:54:26,331 --> 00:54:27,532
Only if I get a kiss Laurie.
1187
00:54:27,565 --> 00:54:29,500
With tongue this time.
1188
00:54:30,835 --> 00:54:32,670
[Phone ringing]
1189
00:54:35,473 --> 00:54:36,707
Hello?
1190
00:54:36,741 --> 00:54:37,842
Hey kiddo.
1191
00:54:37,875 --> 00:54:40,077
I know, I know it's
early, but listen.
1192
00:54:40,110 --> 00:54:41,979
I got a call in late last night
that they want you to do
1193
00:54:42,012 --> 00:54:44,315
another spot for all city.
1194
00:54:44,615 --> 00:54:46,351
They need you on the
next flight out though.
1195
00:54:46,384 --> 00:54:48,453
Can you do that?
1196
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:50,455
Jim?
1197
00:54:50,955 --> 00:54:52,357
Jim?
1198
00:54:52,390 --> 00:54:54,091
Are you still there?
1199
00:54:54,124 --> 00:54:57,762
Uh, listen. You know what 10%
of nothing is, Jim?
1200
00:54:57,795 --> 00:54:59,364
It's nothing.
1201
00:55:01,399 --> 00:55:02,533
Let me get something straight.
1202
00:55:02,567 --> 00:55:04,402
Your agent calls telling you
to get back to la, and you
1203
00:55:04,435 --> 00:55:07,372
randomly decide you're gonna
stay here a few extra days.
1204
00:55:07,405 --> 00:55:08,473
Is there something
you're not telling us?
1205
00:55:08,506 --> 00:55:11,576
I wasn't done having fun
with my old friends yet, t.
1206
00:55:12,610 --> 00:55:14,779
Woo hoo.
1207
00:55:14,812 --> 00:55:16,814
Rolling!
1208
00:55:20,718 --> 00:55:24,121
We are cruising on
green river road.
1209
00:55:24,154 --> 00:55:25,756
Check out these old fucks
crusin'.
1210
00:55:27,091 --> 00:55:29,026
Nice ride, dude.
1211
00:55:30,027 --> 00:55:31,796
It's actually his.
1212
00:55:31,829 --> 00:55:32,997
I gotta mustang.
1213
00:55:33,030 --> 00:55:34,331
'69.
1214
00:55:34,999 --> 00:55:36,634
[Laughing]
1215
00:55:36,667 --> 00:55:39,370
Hey grandpa, I'll be
home by eleven, ok?
1216
00:55:39,870 --> 00:55:41,406
Eleven, huh?
1217
00:55:41,439 --> 00:55:42,840
Woo!
1218
00:55:44,542 --> 00:55:46,477
Hey, I'm gonna
kick your old ass.
1219
00:55:46,511 --> 00:55:50,047
Oh, I'm so scared. Woah.
1220
00:55:50,648 --> 00:55:51,449
Look at my hand.
1221
00:55:51,482 --> 00:55:53,117
I can't even drive.
1222
00:56:00,425 --> 00:56:02,026
Hey take it buddy, c'mon.
1223
00:56:02,059 --> 00:56:04,929
You know what, it's my move.
1224
00:56:04,962 --> 00:56:05,996
You love my ass.
1225
00:56:06,030 --> 00:56:07,398
Ew.
1226
00:56:08,499 --> 00:56:10,501
They're teenagers, man.
1227
00:56:11,436 --> 00:56:12,870
Give it a rest.
1228
00:56:12,903 --> 00:56:14,505
Take it buddy.
1229
00:56:18,943 --> 00:56:20,811
I can't take his old ass.
Let's get out of here.
1230
00:56:20,845 --> 00:56:22,447
You fucking turds.
1231
00:56:24,849 --> 00:56:26,484
Eat it. C'mon.
1232
00:56:26,517 --> 00:56:28,519
Eat some of this shit.
1233
00:56:29,053 --> 00:56:30,020
Congratulations, Jim.
1234
00:56:30,054 --> 00:56:31,922
You just outsmarted a
bunch of 16 year olds.
1235
00:56:31,956 --> 00:56:32,823
Hey those guys were assholes.
1236
00:56:32,857 --> 00:56:34,925
We were never like
that in high school.
1237
00:56:38,529 --> 00:56:40,831
Hey, speaking of assholes.
1238
00:56:40,865 --> 00:56:42,633
Mr. Owens.
1239
00:56:42,667 --> 00:56:46,571
Fuck you, asshole.
1240
00:56:49,206 --> 00:56:50,841
Actor pussy.
1241
00:56:50,875 --> 00:56:53,778
Alright, are you guys ready
for a little adventure?
1242
00:56:53,811 --> 00:56:54,679
No.
1243
00:56:54,712 --> 00:56:56,481
Move your car, cock breath.
[Honking]
1244
00:56:56,514 --> 00:56:57,181
Fuck off.
1245
00:56:58,015 --> 00:56:59,149
I said no.
1246
00:57:01,519 --> 00:57:03,087
Remember what teagley
did to us, right?
1247
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:04,955
Yeah man, but we
deserved that shit.
1248
00:57:04,989 --> 00:57:07,091
I mean we did tell skunk
to poop on the gym floor.
1249
00:57:07,124 --> 00:57:10,861
Yes, but declaring skunk
mentally challenged...
1250
00:57:10,895 --> 00:57:12,530
That's unforgivable.
1251
00:57:33,584 --> 00:57:35,185
Damn shame.
1252
00:57:42,292 --> 00:57:43,694
He is mentally challenged.
1253
00:57:43,728 --> 00:57:46,263
Hey, I prefer retarded.
1254
00:57:46,296 --> 00:57:47,932
We were just kids, t.
1255
00:57:47,965 --> 00:57:49,534
This motherfucker was six months
shy of jail and
1256
00:57:49,567 --> 00:57:50,835
already held back twice.
1257
00:57:50,868 --> 00:57:52,770
Eat my shaved pussy.
1258
00:58:01,245 --> 00:58:04,481
[Splatting eggs]
1259
00:58:06,651 --> 00:58:10,254
**
1260
00:58:19,063 --> 00:58:20,197
[breaking ceramic]
1261
00:58:26,036 --> 00:58:29,740
[Evil laugh]
1262
00:58:52,196 --> 00:58:53,530
Jim.
1263
00:59:00,605 --> 00:59:02,006
Woah.
1264
00:59:02,039 --> 00:59:03,207
[Laughing]
1265
00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:03,874
That felt awesome, didn't it?
1266
00:59:03,908 --> 00:59:06,043
Yeah, yeah it actually did.
1267
00:59:06,076 --> 00:59:07,845
I mean, we got that fucker.
Didn't we?
1268
00:59:07,878 --> 00:59:09,647
What are we doing, Jim?
1269
00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:10,848
What do you mean?
1270
00:59:10,881 --> 00:59:12,282
We are in our thirties.
1271
00:59:12,316 --> 00:59:13,718
Why are we egging and
soaping our old
1272
00:59:13,751 --> 00:59:15,219
high school prinicpal's house?
1273
00:59:15,252 --> 00:59:16,253
What difference does age make?
1274
00:59:16,286 --> 00:59:18,355
Because when you're
fifteen, you get grounded.
1275
00:59:18,388 --> 00:59:20,357
When you're our age,
you go to jail, man.
1276
00:59:20,390 --> 00:59:21,792
[Gunshot]
1277
00:59:22,259 --> 00:59:24,328
That motherfucker,
he is a racist.
1278
00:59:24,361 --> 00:59:25,630
Ahh.
1279
00:59:25,663 --> 00:59:27,331
I don't think i
thoroughly wiped.
1280
00:59:27,965 --> 00:59:28,498
[Cocks gun]
1281
00:59:28,532 --> 00:59:29,667
Oh my god. Oh my god.
1282
00:59:29,700 --> 00:59:30,768
[Gunshot]
1283
00:59:30,801 --> 00:59:32,336
Actor pussy.
1284
00:59:32,369 --> 00:59:34,338
How's that for a donation?
1285
00:59:34,371 --> 00:59:36,707
God damnit.
1286
00:59:37,675 --> 00:59:39,276
What the hell?
1287
00:59:39,309 --> 00:59:41,178
Oh my goodness.
1288
00:59:41,211 --> 00:59:42,246
Get back in the house.
1289
00:59:43,047 --> 00:59:45,315
Get back in the house.
1290
00:59:46,383 --> 00:59:47,918
You're an angry person.
1291
00:59:49,286 --> 00:59:51,856
Fucking thesbian.
1292
00:59:51,889 --> 00:59:53,824
[Squelch]
1293
00:59:54,358 --> 00:59:56,894
Oh, god damnit.
1294
00:59:58,829 --> 01:00:00,064
Smoking grass now.
1295
01:00:00,097 --> 01:00:00,831
Really?
1296
01:00:00,865 --> 01:00:01,398
Grass?
1297
01:00:01,431 --> 01:00:03,000
Who says grass?
1298
01:00:03,033 --> 01:00:04,301
You are old.
1299
01:00:04,334 --> 01:00:05,770
Give me that.
1300
01:00:08,138 --> 01:00:10,107
Look at him, breaking the law.
1301
01:00:12,109 --> 01:00:14,845
What would you guys say...
1302
01:00:14,879 --> 01:00:17,047
If I told you I still had
feelings for Laurie?
1303
01:00:17,081 --> 01:00:18,248
[Coughs]
1304
01:00:18,282 --> 01:00:19,750
Huh?
1305
01:00:19,784 --> 01:00:21,285
I would say you
was high as shit.
1306
01:00:21,318 --> 01:00:22,787
Laurie?
1307
01:00:22,820 --> 01:00:25,155
What are you even
talking about, man?
1308
01:00:25,189 --> 01:00:26,223
You don't even live here.
1309
01:00:27,257 --> 01:00:29,026
Maybe I could move back.
I don't know.
1310
01:00:29,059 --> 01:00:30,194
You are high as shit.
1311
01:00:30,227 --> 01:00:32,663
What are you going
to do for a job, Jim?
1312
01:00:32,697 --> 01:00:35,866
Huh, you're gonna be the
spokesperson for pizza king?
1313
01:00:35,900 --> 01:00:38,268
Mondays are actually mondays
for people around here, pal.
1314
01:00:38,302 --> 01:00:40,170
Laurie and I still have
feelings for each other.
1315
01:00:40,204 --> 01:00:41,939
I can see it.
1316
01:00:42,272 --> 01:00:44,074
Wait a minute. Laurie Miller?
1317
01:00:45,175 --> 01:00:46,443
Yes, skunk.
1318
01:00:46,476 --> 01:00:49,146
Laurie fucking Miller.
1319
01:00:49,179 --> 01:00:50,147
Ok. sorry man.
1320
01:00:50,180 --> 01:00:51,415
I'm high as all fuck.
1321
01:00:51,448 --> 01:00:55,452
My head's all fucking twirled
around like a fucking Chinese
1322
01:00:55,485 --> 01:00:57,654
fucking tea bag, man.
1323
01:00:58,322 --> 01:01:00,290
Fuck me.
1324
01:01:00,791 --> 01:01:03,060
You were teenagers, man.
1325
01:01:03,093 --> 01:01:05,996
You know how crazy this sounds?
1326
01:01:06,030 --> 01:01:07,331
I'm not sure she
even loves that guy.
1327
01:01:07,364 --> 01:01:08,966
Shit.
1328
01:01:08,999 --> 01:01:11,435
You know Molly sensed this
whole thing at the reunion?
1329
01:01:11,468 --> 01:01:13,403
Look I don't want to make you
and Molly uncomfortable,
1330
01:01:13,437 --> 01:01:15,372
so I'll stay somewhere else.
1331
01:01:15,405 --> 01:01:17,975
Alright?
1332
01:01:18,008 --> 01:01:19,810
Well, I'll tell you what Jim...
1333
01:01:19,844 --> 01:01:23,313
Any guy who wants to
follow his heart...
1334
01:01:23,347 --> 01:01:31,488
Could follow um...
My ass to my house.
1335
01:01:31,521 --> 01:01:32,489
And you know where I live.
1336
01:01:32,522 --> 01:01:34,358
On a cul du sac.
1337
01:01:34,391 --> 01:01:41,732
So, if you- it goes
like a circle shape.
1338
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:44,735
How 'bout that?
1339
01:01:50,340 --> 01:01:52,943
Still got your Christmas
lights on, huh skunk?
1340
01:01:52,977 --> 01:01:56,346
Yeah, it's always Christmas
in my house, buddy.
1341
01:01:57,214 --> 01:01:59,416
Throw your shit right
there behind the door.
1342
01:01:59,449 --> 01:02:02,252
So, welcome to my place, buddy.
1343
01:02:03,153 --> 01:02:04,454
Panneling.
1344
01:02:06,456 --> 01:02:08,458
Well, let me show you around.
1345
01:02:08,492 --> 01:02:09,493
Sure.
1346
01:02:09,526 --> 01:02:10,160
Alright.
1347
01:02:10,194 --> 01:02:12,396
Here's the living room here.
1348
01:02:12,429 --> 01:02:15,299
We got, uh, the dining room.
1349
01:02:15,332 --> 01:02:17,802
The kids rooms are
out in the back.
1350
01:02:17,835 --> 01:02:21,338
And me and the old lady's
bedroom, right here.
1351
01:02:21,371 --> 01:02:22,139
Stewart!
1352
01:02:23,841 --> 01:02:26,777
You are late, Stewart, huh?
1353
01:02:26,811 --> 01:02:29,313
You a bad boy.
1354
01:02:29,346 --> 01:02:31,281
You so late.
1355
01:02:31,315 --> 01:02:34,919
You know what happens when
you are late, Stewart.
1356
01:02:34,952 --> 01:02:36,987
It makes Carol so mad.
1357
01:02:37,021 --> 01:02:38,288
[Yells]
1358
01:02:38,322 --> 01:02:40,257
Stewart.
1359
01:02:40,991 --> 01:02:42,927
Why you do this to Carol?
1360
01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:44,061
[Whipping air]
1361
01:02:44,094 --> 01:02:45,863
Why are you so late?
1362
01:02:45,896 --> 01:02:48,866
Huh? look at my Stewart, huh.
1363
01:02:48,899 --> 01:02:50,968
Stewart, look what you
make me do to myself.
1364
01:02:51,001 --> 01:02:52,202
Stewart, look what
you make me do.
1365
01:02:52,236 --> 01:02:57,274
Damnit Stewart, you live me here
so horny all alone with this
1366
01:02:57,307 --> 01:02:59,977
whip in the bedroom, huh.
-Sweetheart...
1367
01:03:00,010 --> 01:03:01,411
You at the dairy queen and shit?
1368
01:03:01,445 --> 01:03:03,247
Say something Stewart. What do
you want to say to me?
1369
01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:03,848
Sweetheart. Carol.
1370
01:03:03,881 --> 01:03:05,349
What?
-Carol. Carol.
1371
01:03:05,382 --> 01:03:06,951
Stewart.
-Carol
1372
01:03:06,984 --> 01:03:08,318
Stewart.
1373
01:03:08,352 --> 01:03:10,354
Jim was thinking of
maybe stayin' over
1374
01:03:10,387 --> 01:03:12,256
for a couple a nights.
1375
01:03:12,289 --> 01:03:15,459
That's is if you're ok with it.
1376
01:03:21,398 --> 01:03:22,566
Jim's here?
1377
01:03:32,242 --> 01:03:33,443
Hey Carol.
1378
01:03:36,646 --> 01:03:38,082
Hi Jim.
1379
01:03:38,448 --> 01:03:39,984
Whatchya been up to?
1380
01:03:41,551 --> 01:03:44,321
Are you hungry?
1381
01:03:44,354 --> 01:03:46,190
I'm good.
1382
01:03:46,223 --> 01:03:48,525
Can I draw you a bath?
1383
01:03:48,558 --> 01:03:50,594
Uh not a bather
1384
01:03:50,627 --> 01:03:51,495
Carol...
1385
01:03:51,528 --> 01:03:52,596
You look...
1386
01:03:56,433 --> 01:03:57,868
Great.
1387
01:03:57,902 --> 01:03:59,003
Ok.
1388
01:04:02,372 --> 01:04:04,408
[Slam]
1389
01:04:06,143 --> 01:04:08,578
[Crying]
1390
01:04:09,313 --> 01:04:10,180
Come here buddy.
1391
01:04:10,214 --> 01:04:11,115
Fuck off man.
1392
01:04:11,148 --> 01:04:12,516
That's crazy shit.
1393
01:04:12,549 --> 01:04:14,985
[Whipping the air]
1394
01:04:20,590 --> 01:04:21,491
What?
1395
01:04:21,525 --> 01:04:24,528
I know she's shy around
people, but she's
1396
01:04:24,561 --> 01:04:27,297
a serial killer in the sack.
1397
01:04:29,466 --> 01:04:30,367
Don't.
1398
01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:32,937
Just tell me where I sleep, ok?
1399
01:04:32,970 --> 01:04:36,406
Guest room buddy, on the couch.
1400
01:04:37,674 --> 01:04:39,376
It's pleather.
1401
01:04:41,345 --> 01:04:43,948
Have a good sleep.
1402
01:04:45,015 --> 01:04:47,117
[Whip] agk.
1403
01:04:54,524 --> 01:04:56,426
Wow.
1404
01:05:01,398 --> 01:05:04,534
[Water running]
1405
01:05:31,161 --> 01:05:34,231
Wahhh!
1406
01:05:35,365 --> 01:05:39,369
[Slow motion screaming]
1407
01:05:49,546 --> 01:05:51,381
What the fuck are you doing?
1408
01:05:51,415 --> 01:05:52,582
Got ya.
1409
01:05:52,616 --> 01:05:54,351
I got ya, didn't I?
1410
01:05:55,185 --> 01:05:57,321
Yeah, you got me.
1411
01:05:57,354 --> 01:05:58,355
Now stop it. I'm naked.
1412
01:05:58,388 --> 01:06:00,490
This is fucking weird.
1413
01:06:00,524 --> 01:06:02,459
Look, it's not even real.
1414
01:06:02,492 --> 01:06:04,594
What you've got a fear
boner or something?
1415
01:06:07,531 --> 01:06:09,066
What is wrong with you?
1416
01:06:09,099 --> 01:06:10,100
I got soap in my eye.
1417
01:06:10,134 --> 01:06:11,035
I'm fucking naked.
1418
01:06:11,068 --> 01:06:12,702
We're dudes.
1419
01:06:12,736 --> 01:06:14,171
[Farts]
1420
01:06:16,673 --> 01:06:18,975
Please say you're not taking a
shit while I'm in the shower.
1421
01:06:20,377 --> 01:06:21,478
[Plunk]
1422
01:06:22,479 --> 01:06:25,382
I'm not gonna lie to you,
I'm just not gonna do that.
1423
01:06:25,415 --> 01:06:27,484
Fuck.
1424
01:06:32,222 --> 01:06:33,757
I'm gonna kill yah.
1425
01:06:33,790 --> 01:06:36,360
[Pooping]
1426
01:06:42,366 --> 01:06:46,303
Oh, like you've never had a
califlower, onion loaf before?
1427
01:06:55,479 --> 01:06:58,482
I think that looks perfect now.
1428
01:06:58,515 --> 01:06:59,416
It is.
1429
01:06:59,449 --> 01:07:00,384
Thank you so much.
1430
01:07:00,417 --> 01:07:01,451
Oh it's my pleasure.
1431
01:07:01,485 --> 01:07:03,053
She has such a tiny
little waist,
1432
01:07:03,087 --> 01:07:04,454
I don't know how she does it.
1433
01:07:04,488 --> 01:07:07,491
She's never had a baby. That's
how she does it.
1434
01:07:07,524 --> 01:07:09,226
Honey, I haven't
had a baby either.
1435
01:07:09,259 --> 01:07:10,527
Come see what your bill is.
1436
01:07:15,632 --> 01:07:17,801
[Whistling]
1437
01:07:18,402 --> 01:07:20,370
Not a great whistler.
1438
01:07:21,705 --> 01:07:23,473
What are you doing here?
1439
01:07:23,507 --> 01:07:25,475
Uncle Max told me you'd be here.
1440
01:07:26,310 --> 01:07:27,477
Jim Owens.
1441
01:07:27,511 --> 01:07:29,779
Hey.
1442
01:07:29,813 --> 01:07:31,348
Mrs. Miller, you look great.
1443
01:07:32,449 --> 01:07:35,219
Ohh, call me Tammy.
You're not a kid anymore.
1444
01:07:35,252 --> 01:07:35,852
[Laughs]
1445
01:07:35,885 --> 01:07:37,187
Mom.
1446
01:07:39,289 --> 01:07:40,590
You have a second to chat?
1447
01:07:41,625 --> 01:07:43,493
You guys go have fun.
1448
01:07:43,527 --> 01:07:45,395
I'm gonna go get a wax.
1449
01:07:45,429 --> 01:07:46,563
Tmi.
1450
01:07:47,631 --> 01:07:48,632
Bye.
1451
01:07:49,466 --> 01:07:50,500
Bye.
1452
01:07:50,534 --> 01:07:52,136
What is she getting waxed?
1453
01:07:54,871 --> 01:07:56,473
The mall hasn't
changed much, has it?
1454
01:07:56,506 --> 01:07:57,607
No.
1455
01:07:57,641 --> 01:07:59,109
I like that.
1456
01:07:59,143 --> 01:08:01,445
I like when things don't change.
1457
01:08:03,480 --> 01:08:05,549
You know the other night
was the most fun
1458
01:08:05,582 --> 01:08:06,716
I've had in a long time.
1459
01:08:06,750 --> 01:08:07,651
I just want you to know that.
1460
01:08:07,684 --> 01:08:08,452
Me too.
1461
01:08:08,485 --> 01:08:10,887
I hope you come
see us more often.
1462
01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:14,291
Actually, i- I kinda wanted
to talk to you about that.
1463
01:08:14,324 --> 01:08:16,092
What are you doing, Jim?
1464
01:08:18,328 --> 01:08:19,363
Ladies.
1465
01:08:20,530 --> 01:08:22,466
You're getting married.
1466
01:08:22,499 --> 01:08:25,302
You can't just have a fling
with Jim because the two
1467
01:08:25,335 --> 01:08:27,504
of you used to f- f-
1468
01:08:28,738 --> 01:08:30,174
fuck.
1469
01:08:30,207 --> 01:08:31,308
Fling.
1470
01:08:31,675 --> 01:08:33,510
Excuse me?
1471
01:08:33,543 --> 01:08:34,344
Let me handle this.
1472
01:08:34,378 --> 01:08:36,546
Molly, I don't think
you understand.
1473
01:08:36,580 --> 01:08:38,548
Oh we understand.
1474
01:08:38,582 --> 01:08:40,317
And we'd appreciate it
if you would keep
1475
01:08:40,350 --> 01:08:42,186
our husbands out of it.
1476
01:08:42,219 --> 01:08:44,788
T is not on the television.
1477
01:08:44,821 --> 01:08:47,191
And can not afford to be going
out wasting money
1478
01:08:47,224 --> 01:08:48,558
every night drinking.
1479
01:08:48,592 --> 01:08:50,827
And vandalizing someone's
property at your age.
1480
01:08:50,860 --> 01:08:52,229
Really?
1481
01:08:52,862 --> 01:08:56,500
My mini Van smells
like Woodstock.
1482
01:08:56,533 --> 01:08:59,536
You showed your ass to
a bunch of children.
1483
01:09:00,704 --> 01:09:03,340
Ok, they weren't children.
1484
01:09:04,508 --> 01:09:06,843
What- what is going on here?
1485
01:09:06,876 --> 01:09:09,413
He obviously still
has feelings for you.
1486
01:09:14,284 --> 01:09:15,485
She's right.
1487
01:09:16,553 --> 01:09:19,189
I just tried on
my wedding dress.
1488
01:09:19,223 --> 01:09:20,290
I know.
1489
01:09:20,324 --> 01:09:21,525
You know?
1490
01:09:24,561 --> 01:09:25,929
Did you know that I waited
around for you
1491
01:09:25,962 --> 01:09:28,332
like some crazed teenage girl?
1492
01:09:28,365 --> 01:09:29,933
For years.
1493
01:09:29,966 --> 01:09:30,900
Did you know that?
1494
01:09:32,602 --> 01:09:34,504
Laur, I never knew i
hurt you that bad.
1495
01:09:34,538 --> 01:09:35,505
Well you did.
1496
01:09:36,906 --> 01:09:38,975
You called me everyday.
1497
01:09:39,008 --> 01:09:39,843
You'd send letters.
1498
01:09:39,876 --> 01:09:42,479
And then suddenly
you just stopped.
1499
01:09:42,512 --> 01:09:43,747
I'm sorry.
1500
01:09:43,780 --> 01:09:44,948
Oh c'mon, what did you expect?
1501
01:09:44,981 --> 01:09:47,451
That you'd come here and we'd
pick up where we left off?
1502
01:09:47,484 --> 01:09:48,285
No.
1503
01:09:51,955 --> 01:09:55,292
You know, I've been wasting
so much time chasing
1504
01:09:55,325 --> 01:09:58,362
after things that I thought
would make me happy,
1505
01:09:59,463 --> 01:10:01,565
but the only thing that's ever
really made me happy
1506
01:10:01,598 --> 01:10:02,566
was you.
1507
01:10:03,500 --> 01:10:04,734
Alright?
1508
01:10:04,768 --> 01:10:07,904
I didn't come here to break up
your wedding or win you back.
1509
01:10:08,738 --> 01:10:10,774
Then I see you.
1510
01:10:10,807 --> 01:10:12,442
You still look the same.
1511
01:10:12,476 --> 01:10:18,715
And you smile, and i
realize, I really am at home.
1512
01:10:20,484 --> 01:10:22,319
It's so sweet.
1513
01:10:22,352 --> 01:10:22,886
Shh.
1514
01:10:22,919 --> 01:10:24,854
Why are you doing this?
1515
01:10:26,323 --> 01:10:28,325
Yeah, Jim why are
you doing this?
1516
01:10:28,358 --> 01:10:30,360
Molly, can you please
stay out of this.
1517
01:10:30,994 --> 01:10:33,963
I'm sorry, I'm sorry ladies.
1518
01:10:33,997 --> 01:10:35,899
I'm just really confused.
1519
01:10:36,766 --> 01:10:38,568
Hey Laurie, wait!
1520
01:10:38,602 --> 01:10:41,805
I don't know what kind of life
you life out there
1521
01:10:41,838 --> 01:10:45,642
but that kind of crap
doesn't fly out here.
1522
01:10:48,945 --> 01:10:50,514
It's ok Carol.
1523
01:10:57,354 --> 01:10:58,455
She still has feelings
for me, skunk.
1524
01:10:58,488 --> 01:10:59,589
I know it.
1525
01:10:59,623 --> 01:11:01,024
Maybe I've been wasting my time
out there on something
1526
01:11:01,057 --> 01:11:02,526
that's never gonna happen.
1527
01:11:02,559 --> 01:11:04,428
Can I saw something to you Jim?
1528
01:11:05,595 --> 01:11:06,996
Do I have a choice?
1529
01:11:07,030 --> 01:11:09,333
You don't belong here.
1530
01:11:10,700 --> 01:11:12,502
Well thank you.
1531
01:11:12,536 --> 01:11:14,904
No, I don't mean
that in a bad way.
1532
01:11:14,938 --> 01:11:19,909
It's just uh, you're
different son.
1533
01:11:21,811 --> 01:11:24,013
You were always the
center of attention.
1534
01:11:24,047 --> 01:11:28,652
You were always trying to be
the best of everything you did.
1535
01:11:28,685 --> 01:11:31,655
You actually got
out of newburgh, ok?
1536
01:11:31,688 --> 01:11:35,559
You got out of newburgh, and
you found a new bigger, better
1537
01:11:35,592 --> 01:11:37,427
burgh- er.
1538
01:11:37,461 --> 01:11:39,829
A juicier new burgh.
1539
01:11:39,863 --> 01:11:45,602
You ran away from here so you
could become something there.
1540
01:11:45,635 --> 01:11:50,807
But now you're running away from
there to become something here?
1541
01:11:50,840 --> 01:11:54,411
It just doesn't
make sense, Jim, ok?
1542
01:11:54,444 --> 01:11:56,846
Sometimes you just gotta grab
that rear view mirror and
1543
01:11:56,880 --> 01:11:58,915
rip it the fuck off.
1544
01:11:58,948 --> 01:12:01,685
And never look back man.
1545
01:12:01,918 --> 01:12:02,919
[Sigh]
1546
01:12:06,656 --> 01:12:10,860
I can't believe I'm actually
getting advice from you, skunk.
1547
01:12:10,894 --> 01:12:13,096
Yeah, well I can't believe we
have a black president.
1548
01:12:13,129 --> 01:12:16,433
But I turn on my TV and there
he is. He's black.
1549
01:12:16,466 --> 01:12:17,634
That's a little racist.
1550
01:12:17,667 --> 01:12:18,535
No it's not.
1551
01:12:18,568 --> 01:12:19,603
My best friend's black.
1552
01:12:19,636 --> 01:12:20,604
T.
1553
01:12:20,637 --> 01:12:22,739
Yeah, I know him.
1554
01:12:22,772 --> 01:12:25,409
Jim, I want you to know
that I'm not always
1555
01:12:25,442 --> 01:12:27,577
this much of a screw up, ok?
1556
01:12:27,611 --> 01:12:28,712
If you ever need anything,
1557
01:12:30,580 --> 01:12:32,015
you can count on me.
1558
01:12:33,182 --> 01:12:35,419
Anything at all.
1559
01:12:35,852 --> 01:12:40,056
You just want to come out to
California and party with me,
1560
01:12:40,089 --> 01:12:41,458
don't ya?
1561
01:12:41,491 --> 01:12:42,492
[Laughing]
1562
01:12:42,526 --> 01:12:44,661
I would like to roll around
with some of them
1563
01:12:44,694 --> 01:12:47,497
Victoria secret angels.
1564
01:12:48,498 --> 01:12:49,499
I bet you would.
1565
01:12:50,800 --> 01:12:54,538
But, honestly, if you ever need
anything from me,
1566
01:12:54,571 --> 01:12:56,506
you consider it done.
1567
01:12:56,540 --> 01:12:58,408
Well, if you can get
rid of Mark...
1568
01:12:58,442 --> 01:13:01,511
And get Laurie to marry me in
say the next 24 hours,
1569
01:13:01,545 --> 01:13:03,513
that would be great.
1570
01:13:05,014 --> 01:13:07,784
Alright, I gotta a
lot to think about.
1571
01:13:08,552 --> 01:13:10,086
I don't care wht teagely said.
1572
01:13:10,119 --> 01:13:12,021
You are not mentally challenged.
1573
01:13:14,223 --> 01:13:15,492
[Fart]
1574
01:13:15,525 --> 01:13:16,993
Huh?
1575
01:13:21,565 --> 01:13:26,503
**
1576
01:14:02,572 --> 01:14:04,708
take a deep breath.
1577
01:14:05,675 --> 01:14:07,477
You look beautiful.
1578
01:14:08,745 --> 01:14:09,879
Laurie?
1579
01:14:16,052 --> 01:14:17,487
I'll be right back.
1580
01:14:19,523 --> 01:14:20,456
Hi Jim.
1581
01:14:24,628 --> 01:14:26,863
Listen, about yesterday-
1582
01:14:26,896 --> 01:14:28,031
he's late.
1583
01:14:29,633 --> 01:14:31,568
He's never late for anything.
1584
01:14:31,601 --> 01:14:32,669
What happened?
1585
01:14:37,173 --> 01:14:39,643
I told him that you came
over and he asked me
1586
01:14:39,676 --> 01:14:41,678
if I still had feelings for you.
1587
01:14:42,546 --> 01:14:43,847
And I said of course.
1588
01:14:45,314 --> 01:14:47,751
I've known you since
we were like kids.
1589
01:14:47,784 --> 01:14:49,553
You were my first love.
1590
01:14:51,688 --> 01:14:54,123
But that I love him.
1591
01:14:54,157 --> 01:14:55,859
I want to marry him.
1592
01:14:59,095 --> 01:15:02,198
I thought everything was fine
this morning, but
1593
01:15:02,231 --> 01:15:05,168
now he's gone and nobody
know's where he is.
1594
01:15:06,603 --> 01:15:08,504
I just hope he didn't
have second thoughts.
1595
01:15:29,593 --> 01:15:31,194
This is all my fault.
1596
01:15:33,196 --> 01:15:34,664
Skunk was right.
1597
01:15:34,698 --> 01:15:36,265
What are you talking about?
1598
01:15:39,669 --> 01:15:42,038
What I'm trying to say
is who the hell am I to
1599
01:15:42,071 --> 01:15:44,708
come back here and screw up
everybody lse's lives
1600
01:15:44,741 --> 01:15:46,810
because I haven't figured out
mine yet?
1601
01:15:49,646 --> 01:15:50,880
Hey.
1602
01:15:52,616 --> 01:15:53,950
Mark loves you.
1603
01:15:56,185 --> 01:15:57,587
I can see it.
1604
01:15:58,888 --> 01:16:00,690
He'll be here, ok?
1605
01:16:00,724 --> 01:16:01,958
I promise.
1606
01:16:05,128 --> 01:16:07,096
Jim, have you seen Stewart?
1607
01:16:07,997 --> 01:16:10,199
Stewart's missing?
1608
01:16:16,640 --> 01:16:17,641
Wait.
1609
01:16:18,341 --> 01:16:20,009
Mark's missing too.
1610
01:16:20,944 --> 01:16:24,180
Shit give me your keys.
1611
01:16:24,213 --> 01:16:25,281
The mustang's out of gas.
1612
01:16:27,984 --> 01:16:29,719
[Fart]
1613
01:16:29,753 --> 01:16:30,854
Man what the hell is that?
1614
01:16:31,688 --> 01:16:32,889
It's called the garvin.
1615
01:16:32,922 --> 01:16:34,323
You a sick kid, you know that?
1616
01:16:34,357 --> 01:16:36,392
I cold knock your little
ass out for doing that.
1617
01:16:36,425 --> 01:16:39,328
Throwing ass fragments
at human beings.
1618
01:16:39,362 --> 01:16:41,230
Don't smile at me.
1619
01:16:41,264 --> 01:16:42,632
You rotten.
1620
01:16:42,666 --> 01:16:43,767
I'm so sorry.
1621
01:16:45,268 --> 01:16:46,770
[Tires squealing]
1622
01:16:51,340 --> 01:16:55,311
[Singing along to the music]
1623
01:16:58,281 --> 01:17:00,149
[Phone ringing]
1624
01:17:07,423 --> 01:17:08,424
Hello?
1625
01:17:08,457 --> 01:17:09,959
Skunk, where are ya?
1626
01:17:09,993 --> 01:17:12,328
Let's just say I'm
having an old friend
1627
01:17:12,361 --> 01:17:14,630
with fava beens for dinner.
1628
01:17:16,165 --> 01:17:17,133
Ah shit.
1629
01:17:17,166 --> 01:17:19,335
Skunk, listen to me.
1630
01:17:19,368 --> 01:17:21,404
I know you've done
something to Mark.
1631
01:17:21,437 --> 01:17:23,639
I need you to stop
doing whatever-
1632
01:17:25,341 --> 01:17:26,642
skunk?
1633
01:17:34,718 --> 01:17:35,384
No shit.
1634
01:17:40,423 --> 01:17:41,657
Skunk.
1635
01:17:42,859 --> 01:17:43,993
Hey buddy.
1636
01:17:44,027 --> 01:17:45,128
Oh hey Jim.
1637
01:17:46,495 --> 01:17:47,430
Where's Mark?
1638
01:17:49,232 --> 01:17:51,067
I don't know what you're
talkin' about man.
1639
01:17:52,001 --> 01:17:53,703
[Muffled] Jim!
1640
01:17:53,737 --> 01:17:56,072
Help me! Help me!
1641
01:17:58,241 --> 01:17:59,709
Ahh!
1642
01:18:33,843 --> 01:18:34,944
Ah shit.
1643
01:18:39,849 --> 01:18:41,951
Hey buddy, you've gotta
let Mark go, alright?
1644
01:18:41,985 --> 01:18:44,220
He stole your girl Jim,
and now he's gonna get
1645
01:18:44,253 --> 01:18:45,989
what he's got coming.
1646
01:18:46,022 --> 01:18:49,826
He is dealing with a
retarded individual.
1647
01:18:49,859 --> 01:18:52,762
You and Laurie, you
go get married.
1648
01:18:52,796 --> 01:18:55,498
She loves you and you love her.
1649
01:18:55,531 --> 01:18:57,200
She doesn't love me, skunk.
1650
01:18:57,233 --> 01:18:58,868
She loves Mark.
1651
01:19:00,569 --> 01:19:01,938
And I'm the bad guy here.
1652
01:19:01,971 --> 01:19:03,472
I'm the one who
messed everything up.
1653
01:19:03,506 --> 01:19:04,407
You gotta believe me.
1654
01:19:04,440 --> 01:19:06,375
I don't believe me.
1655
01:19:06,409 --> 01:19:08,344
You're the best guy I know, Jim.
1656
01:19:15,118 --> 01:19:16,185
Skunk!
1657
01:19:17,520 --> 01:19:18,354
Skunk!
1658
01:19:19,122 --> 01:19:21,858
Hey, you listen to me.
1659
01:19:21,891 --> 01:19:23,893
You said you'd do
anything for me, right?
1660
01:19:23,927 --> 01:19:24,493
Yeah.
1661
01:19:24,527 --> 01:19:25,461
Right?
1662
01:19:25,494 --> 01:19:26,162
Yeah.
1663
01:19:26,195 --> 01:19:27,897
You will pull that truck over.
1664
01:19:27,931 --> 01:19:28,531
No.
1665
01:19:28,564 --> 01:19:29,532
And you will let Mark go.
1666
01:19:29,565 --> 01:19:30,433
No.
1667
01:19:30,466 --> 01:19:31,534
Yes!
-no!
1668
01:19:31,567 --> 01:19:33,036
Let Mark go!
1669
01:19:35,038 --> 01:19:36,806
You wanna visit me in la?
1670
01:19:36,840 --> 01:19:38,074
Yeah?
1671
01:19:38,107 --> 01:19:39,075
You do?
1672
01:19:39,108 --> 01:19:40,476
Well you're not going to.
1673
01:19:40,509 --> 01:19:41,444
Yes I am.
1674
01:19:41,477 --> 01:19:42,311
No you're not.
1675
01:19:42,345 --> 01:19:44,413
You are not going
to visit me in la.
1676
01:19:44,447 --> 01:19:48,551
You are not going to meet
the Victoria secret angels.
1677
01:19:48,584 --> 01:19:50,186
What was that last part?
1678
01:19:50,219 --> 01:19:54,490
You will never meet the
Victoria secret angels.
1679
01:19:54,523 --> 01:19:57,060
God damnit.
1680
01:20:04,500 --> 01:20:06,369
You're a crazy
person, you know that?
1681
01:20:06,402 --> 01:20:08,137
Totally certifiable.
1682
01:20:09,305 --> 01:20:10,573
Where's my tux?
1683
01:20:10,606 --> 01:20:12,408
I left it back at your place.
1684
01:20:12,441 --> 01:20:14,410
Right after I stripped ya
down to your bare ass,
1685
01:20:14,443 --> 01:20:16,079
fucking Jack ass.
1686
01:20:16,545 --> 01:20:17,981
You're a perv.
1687
01:20:18,547 --> 01:20:19,582
Cut it out.
1688
01:20:19,615 --> 01:20:21,384
That guy raped me.
1689
01:20:21,417 --> 01:20:23,887
Son of a bitch, rapist.
1690
01:20:24,587 --> 01:20:25,354
Get back.
1691
01:20:25,388 --> 01:20:26,289
Enough!
1692
01:20:26,322 --> 01:20:27,523
What are you talking about?
1693
01:20:27,556 --> 01:20:28,457
Stop it!
1694
01:20:28,491 --> 01:20:30,626
I wasn't gonna hurt you buddy.
1695
01:20:30,659 --> 01:20:32,996
I don't think.
1696
01:20:33,029 --> 01:20:35,364
I was just trying to give
Jim time to take back what was
1697
01:20:35,398 --> 01:20:37,466
rightfully his, ok?
1698
01:20:37,500 --> 01:20:38,367
What?
1699
01:20:38,401 --> 01:20:39,368
Don't listen to him, ok?
1700
01:20:42,538 --> 01:20:43,606
Look at me!
1701
01:20:44,407 --> 01:20:45,374
You're a crazy person.
1702
01:20:45,408 --> 01:20:47,576
Here, you want some more, guy.
1703
01:20:47,610 --> 01:20:49,478
Get in the Van.
1704
01:20:49,512 --> 01:20:51,447
Crazy person.
1705
01:20:51,480 --> 01:20:53,382
Hits me in the
face for no reason.
1706
01:20:53,416 --> 01:20:56,519
Have a corn beef sandwhich, guy.
1707
01:20:56,552 --> 01:20:57,520
It's on me.
1708
01:20:58,354 --> 01:21:00,489
He tells me payback's a bitch.
1709
01:21:00,523 --> 01:21:02,125
What the fuck is-
payback for what?
1710
01:21:02,158 --> 01:21:05,261
What the hell were
you gonna do to me?
1711
01:21:06,129 --> 01:21:07,863
I just let a rapist get away.
1712
01:21:08,464 --> 01:21:10,399
You will rape again.
1713
01:21:12,668 --> 01:21:14,170
Rape.
1714
01:21:15,204 --> 01:21:16,639
Stupid suit.
1715
01:21:18,674 --> 01:21:20,944
And Laurie told me about what
happened the other night.
1716
01:21:22,578 --> 01:21:25,081
We're just two old
friends having a laugh.
1717
01:21:25,114 --> 01:21:26,482
You know what, you're bullshit.
1718
01:21:29,052 --> 01:21:30,453
I am sorry, Mark.
1719
01:21:30,486 --> 01:21:32,655
I don't trust you.
1720
01:21:33,589 --> 01:21:35,391
I guess I have to work on that.
1721
01:21:40,496 --> 01:21:41,597
Could you go a little faster?
1722
01:21:42,531 --> 01:21:43,466
It's 30 miles an our.
1723
01:21:43,499 --> 01:21:45,534
I know, but you're going 20.
1724
01:21:45,568 --> 01:21:47,670
No, 34.
1725
01:21:47,703 --> 01:21:49,372
You don't look at those numbers.
1726
01:21:49,405 --> 01:21:51,040
It's the numbers on the outside.
1727
01:21:51,074 --> 01:21:52,575
Oh those are Canadian.
1728
01:21:52,608 --> 01:21:54,677
I never understood
those, did you?
1729
01:21:56,012 --> 01:21:57,546
God, I wish I wasn't here.
1730
01:21:58,247 --> 01:22:01,484
[Church bells]
1731
01:22:21,437 --> 01:22:23,039
I'm gonna go say
goodbye to Jim, ok?
1732
01:22:32,181 --> 01:22:32,681
I did it.
1733
01:22:32,715 --> 01:22:33,616
Tada.
1734
01:22:33,649 --> 01:22:34,717
Tada you did it.
1735
01:22:34,750 --> 01:22:35,418
I did it.
1736
01:22:36,552 --> 01:22:38,121
It's great.
1737
01:22:38,154 --> 01:22:39,455
Thank you.
1738
01:22:39,488 --> 01:22:42,191
I told you he'd be here,
so consider this
1739
01:22:42,225 --> 01:22:43,526
the first promise I kept.
1740
01:22:45,128 --> 01:22:47,530
So, what's next?
1741
01:22:47,563 --> 01:22:49,265
I mean next time I come back
I'll be the voice
1742
01:22:49,298 --> 01:22:50,566
of the geico lizard.
1743
01:22:50,599 --> 01:22:52,001
[Laughs]
1744
01:22:52,035 --> 01:22:53,102
What do you think?
1745
01:22:53,136 --> 01:22:56,139
Now that's the Jim Owens I know.
1746
01:22:56,605 --> 01:22:58,507
We had fun, didn't we?
1747
01:22:58,541 --> 01:23:00,643
Once upon a time.
1748
01:23:04,480 --> 01:23:05,548
I'm happy for you.
1749
01:23:05,581 --> 01:23:07,116
Thank you.
1750
01:23:11,520 --> 01:23:13,422
Don't be alone forever.
1751
01:23:16,725 --> 01:23:19,095
Hurry up and get divorced.
1752
01:23:23,099 --> 01:23:27,470
**
1753
01:24:43,646 --> 01:24:44,880
[beep]
1754
01:24:44,913 --> 01:24:48,617
Hi honey, it's
Steven your agent.
1755
01:24:48,651 --> 01:24:51,187
What the hell did you
do in that room today?
1756
01:24:51,220 --> 01:24:53,589
Oh my god, Annie McCarthy
can't stop talking about it.
1757
01:24:53,622 --> 01:24:55,591
She's in love with you. Said
it's one of the best
1758
01:24:55,624 --> 01:24:58,594
auditions she's ever seen
in her whoe life
1759
01:24:58,627 --> 01:25:00,463
oh for Christ sakes
she's a fan, Jim.
1760
01:25:00,496 --> 01:25:04,400
But uh, we're not going to
any further with it though.
1761
01:25:04,433 --> 01:25:05,334
Well Asian.
1762
01:25:05,368 --> 01:25:07,703
They're going to go
Asian for the part.
1763
01:25:07,736 --> 01:25:09,538
Could you do Asian?
1764
01:25:09,572 --> 01:25:11,540
Anyway, we're getting closer.
1765
01:25:11,574 --> 01:25:13,576
You hear that, Steph?
1766
01:25:13,609 --> 01:25:15,211
We're getting closer.
1767
01:25:15,244 --> 01:25:16,479
I bet you can play Asian.
1768
01:25:16,512 --> 01:25:17,613
[Phone ringing]
1769
01:25:17,646 --> 01:25:18,814
Tom Cruise, he did Asian.
1770
01:25:19,948 --> 01:25:23,452
No, I think he played a
samarai, but he wasn't Asian.
1771
01:25:23,486 --> 01:25:24,487
You sure?
1772
01:25:24,520 --> 01:25:25,354
I'm pretty sure.
1773
01:25:25,388 --> 01:25:27,423
It's Jim and Stephanie.
Leave a message.
1774
01:25:27,456 --> 01:25:28,824
Make it juicy.
1775
01:25:28,857 --> 01:25:31,360
Hey buddy, it's skunk.
1776
01:25:31,394 --> 01:25:33,529
Uh, remember that time when
i woke up in the
1777
01:25:33,562 --> 01:25:36,199
back of my neighbors truck?
1778
01:25:36,232 --> 01:25:37,433
Naked.
1779
01:25:38,634 --> 01:25:39,602
Yeah, well I'd like to talk
to you about it becaues I'm
1780
01:25:39,635 --> 01:25:43,172
starting to figure out
what the hell happened.
1781
01:25:44,707 --> 01:25:47,343
Alright buddy, here we are.
1782
01:25:47,376 --> 01:25:48,811
I have a leg.
1783
01:25:49,545 --> 01:25:50,479
You ok?
1784
01:25:50,513 --> 01:25:52,848
I gotta leg.
1785
01:25:52,881 --> 01:25:53,416
Alright.
1786
01:25:53,449 --> 01:25:55,384
I gotta leg on my leg.
1787
01:26:01,857 --> 01:26:03,626
Shut up, four gears.
1788
01:26:03,659 --> 01:26:06,462
Shut up, reverse.
1789
01:26:06,495 --> 01:26:09,532
Shut up stupid lawn mower.
1790
01:26:18,607 --> 01:26:19,408
[Thud]
1791
01:26:24,613 --> 01:26:26,449
Len, grab the wheel barrow.
1792
01:26:30,018 --> 01:26:32,488
We need a dump truck
for his fatass.
1793
01:26:35,858 --> 01:26:36,359
Grab his legs,
1794
01:26:36,392 --> 01:26:37,526
I'll grab his arms.
1795
01:26:37,560 --> 01:26:38,894
T, you can suck his dick.
1796
01:26:38,927 --> 01:26:40,663
Fuck you man, you're
the one from Hollywood.
1797
01:26:40,696 --> 01:26:41,464
Shhh.
1798
01:26:42,931 --> 01:26:43,999
[Farts]
1799
01:26:44,032 --> 01:26:45,501
I'm gonna kill this
motherfucka when he wakes up.
1800
01:26:45,534 --> 01:26:47,503
Hey, keep it together.
1801
01:26:49,538 --> 01:26:50,439
Shit.
1802
01:26:50,473 --> 01:26:51,507
Fuck.
1803
01:26:55,644 --> 01:26:56,812
You have to help me
take his clothes off.
1804
01:26:56,845 --> 01:26:59,382
If you ever do shit like this
to me, I will cut your ass
1805
01:26:59,415 --> 01:27:00,549
Jim, I swear to god.
1806
01:27:00,583 --> 01:27:02,485
This is gonna be classic.
1807
01:27:04,887 --> 01:27:08,691
**
1808
01:29:00,636 --> 01:29:01,737
you shit in your mustache?
1809
01:29:02,571 --> 01:29:03,839
[Laughing]
1810
01:29:03,872 --> 01:29:05,073
You boys.
1811
01:29:05,107 --> 01:29:06,809
Keep it together.
1812
01:29:07,710 --> 01:29:10,045
Jesus, I don't know what you
guys put in my face,
1813
01:29:10,078 --> 01:29:11,480
but I'm burning.
1814
01:29:11,514 --> 01:29:12,648
It's ok, come here, come here.
1815
01:29:12,681 --> 01:29:14,417
I think I have a little turrets.
1816
01:29:14,450 --> 01:29:16,619
You have a little tuh
shits on your mustache.
1817
01:29:16,652 --> 01:29:18,487
[Laughing]
1818
01:29:18,521 --> 01:29:19,988
Stay together, stay together.
1819
01:29:20,022 --> 01:29:21,824
Ow, I can't even open my eyes.
1820
01:29:21,857 --> 01:29:23,091
C'mon, just play with it.
1821
01:29:23,959 --> 01:29:25,628
Can you get herpes from boobs?
1822
01:29:25,661 --> 01:29:27,530
[Laughing]
1823
01:29:30,666 --> 01:29:32,501
Alright don't laugh, turn away.
1824
01:29:32,535 --> 01:29:33,602
Are you ok?
1825
01:29:33,636 --> 01:29:34,670
[Farts]
1826
01:29:34,703 --> 01:29:36,505
Oh oh, no!
1827
01:29:41,544 --> 01:29:44,480
Fucking school bus
comes on my take.
1828
01:29:44,947 --> 01:29:46,582
Cut. oh Jesus.
1829
01:29:46,615 --> 01:29:48,150
The partridge family.
1830
01:29:48,183 --> 01:29:50,586
Could I just have a
tissue for one second?
1831
01:29:50,819 --> 01:29:54,857
She'll Jeffrey
dommer your balls.
1832
01:29:54,890 --> 01:29:56,659
Why would I want that?
1833
01:29:56,692 --> 01:29:58,861
You ever have your balls eaten?
1834
01:29:58,894 --> 01:30:00,596
[Laughing]
1835
01:30:15,210 --> 01:30:16,912
Stay there, keep rolling.
1836
01:30:20,182 --> 01:30:21,784
[Laughing]
1837
01:30:21,817 --> 01:30:23,051
Fuck.
1838
01:30:23,085 --> 01:30:25,521
Yeah, I feel like i
got fucking maced.
1839
01:30:27,856 --> 01:30:30,959
I don't know what you're
talkin' about Jim.
1840
01:30:30,993 --> 01:30:33,862
[Muffled yells]
1841
01:30:37,733 --> 01:30:40,102
[Laughing]
1842
01:30:41,604 --> 01:30:43,205
Go back to one.
1843
01:30:46,742 --> 01:30:47,810
I so mad at you.
1844
01:30:47,843 --> 01:30:49,011
One more yell. Just
scream at him.
1845
01:30:49,044 --> 01:30:52,648
Look at him and just go- scream
and then whip right after.
1846
01:30:52,681 --> 01:30:55,684
[Scream]
1847
01:30:55,718 --> 01:30:56,652
Stewart!
1848
01:30:57,553 --> 01:30:58,954
[Scream]
1849
01:30:58,987 --> 01:30:59,888
Stewart!
1850
01:31:00,288 --> 01:31:02,725
[Scream]
1851
01:31:02,758 --> 01:31:03,726
Stewart!
1852
01:31:07,630 --> 01:31:09,565
I'm a break this motherfucker.
1853
01:31:10,999 --> 01:31:12,668
[Clapping]
1854
01:31:14,202 --> 01:31:15,738
Ok, I can see now.
1855
01:31:15,771 --> 01:31:16,905
Sorry guys.
1856
01:31:17,973 --> 01:31:22,678
You ran away from here to
become something there.
1857
01:31:22,711 --> 01:31:23,679
Fuck off.
1858
01:31:24,747 --> 01:31:25,280
I'd like to be known for
something a little cooler
1859
01:31:25,313 --> 01:31:27,115
than the all city guy.
1860
01:31:27,149 --> 01:31:29,652
Yeah you could be
the old spice guy.
1861
01:31:29,685 --> 01:31:31,286
Or that asshole in
that show ringer.
1862
01:31:31,319 --> 01:31:32,721
Take that back.
1863
01:31:33,822 --> 01:31:37,993
One wrong move, and I will line
up all four of you,
1864
01:31:38,026 --> 01:31:40,696
and squarely fuck you
in the ass.
1865
01:31:40,729 --> 01:31:41,864
[Laughing]
1866
01:31:41,897 --> 01:31:43,566
Squarely.
1867
01:31:43,599 --> 01:31:44,600
What did I say?
1868
01:31:44,633 --> 01:31:45,734
What was I supposed to say?
1869
01:31:45,768 --> 01:31:46,969
What was the word?
1870
01:31:47,002 --> 01:31:49,638
I'll squarely fuck
you in the ass.
1871
01:31:50,606 --> 01:31:51,239
Everybody remain calm.
1872
01:31:51,273 --> 01:31:52,240
It is squarely, isn't it?
1873
01:31:52,274 --> 01:31:53,676
Fuck you square in the ass.
1874
01:31:54,810 --> 01:31:55,678
[Squelch]
1875
01:31:59,715 --> 01:32:00,783
Ahh!
1876
01:32:04,620 --> 01:32:05,688
Rape.
1877
01:32:06,922 --> 01:32:08,757
I guarantee you.
1878
01:32:08,791 --> 01:32:11,326
There's gonna be
a rapin' out here.
1879
01:32:11,359 --> 01:32:13,796
Close your doors and windows.
1880
01:32:17,900 --> 01:32:19,568
All city insurance.
1881
01:32:19,602 --> 01:32:20,903
Always there.
1882
01:32:20,936 --> 01:32:22,237
All the time.
1883
01:32:22,270 --> 01:32:24,006
All in.
1884
01:32:26,775 --> 01:32:28,711
[Baby crying]
1885
01:32:28,744 --> 01:32:30,245
[Laughing]
1886
01:32:33,115 --> 01:32:35,684
Put the child's
mouth on the breast.
1887
01:32:37,753 --> 01:32:44,326
**
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